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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Y'all.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Listen, man, look, uh.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
This is on you know, I mean, this is on.
You don't.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
They don't even like me, they don't even like why
did you bring me here?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Listen? You set me up?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
You set me up. Little list was funnier than me.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
The whole time. No, you fucking set me up. The field, bro, listen,
the field. It's just it's this variation.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Look, I'm calm. I took like four xanax, Bro, I
can't even see. All right, it's gonna be fine. We're
gonna be fine. I think we're good. I think if
you just go out there and you're just like, you
know what I'm saying, just be like, yo, I had
sex with somebody.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I can't do it.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
I can't do it.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
And then I'll just.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Be like, you can't do it.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Just I can't do it. I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I can't do it.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
You can't.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
No, I can't.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I got Percival back here. He gon handle it, all right.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
He got like one of them, he got one of
them old people, British accents.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
They'll believe him if he say it, Bro, if you certified, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Okay, I can't go out either. I can't go out either.
I'm like I got a halo and marketing, and they
use that term halo like you gotta halo around you,
like you're marketable.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Like I can't take this.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
She sucked us, you gotta She fucked us, marrow, she
fucked up.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
She got sick and she sucked us. She got sick
on papers. That's I told her.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
She keeps, she keeps going to that trinydaddy spot and
getting them doubles and the undercooked. That's what she got,
that stomach virus. Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
So you know we're gonna make it happen. Go get
get the get go find fine, get the bridge, the
British nigger and get the British mother fucking man. M
perceval your person, get person, get personal.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
He's here, he's here, and get give make you and
and put perfectly hold on person, put his fifty ladder.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Got h's perfect.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
It's a great fit. It's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Ulars dropping to attention everyone.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Silence, silence from the call of seal is the silence
everyone is this British name for a moment that I
am here. My name O fut my name is personal.
Third degree burns fuck your burns from burns out your
good I am here to inform you regrettably.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
What's that means that Madame lizabell or Cheese.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Unfortunately she could not make it to today's recording. And
we apologize, Yo, you said no leave Victory Lights will
be taking a short break. You fuck up, and Yo,
it is our it is our regrets to deprive you
of the art this week.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Shut the fuck up, but we will be back. You
pussy nigga, fuck off.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
The stay soon as our leads is back in good health.
Out of here, we promise, nigga, get the fuck out
of my own. Perceval Billingsley, third degree burns, You'll get
the fuck out of here, fucking mister b and YO
will be the fucking enemy they got into brot the
old Bard we got into.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I won't live thank you. No, I don't thank you
about that. We fucking flopped that. That was terrible person.
What the fun kind of ship was that? He's Brittish chicken? Seriously,
these people, these.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
People are from the bro They be already all day.
They don't like anything.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
What the are arguing about? Now?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Going on? Are you good?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
What happened? What do you mean you said you were sick? Brother?
He was like, yo, I'm sick.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Whatever, what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
You're good now?
Speaker 5 (03:31):
I'm feeling better. I feel like now that I'm looking
at your ugly ass faces.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
But whatever, you take your stupid ass.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
These people call them, say nothing. Just go out and
go out on the stage.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
All right, listen. We don't God damn it, we don't
have time for this.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
I don't like what man yelling at me.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
All right, the people need you this the okay, come
on and call them bitches, please for the colt.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Please come on, hey, bitches.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
I love you, my beautiful bitches. I love my beautiful babies.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I want you to pregnant.
Speaker 7 (04:19):
Thank you for tuning in to victory. Like mommy is
home and she missed her children.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Of literary like like.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Literary, Like, yo, you cowards were back. You know what
I'm saying, three six eight, it's coming to it's winding down,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
We're sitting on six end the blocks. You know what
I mean. We gotta pit ball outside at security.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
We gotta create with dominoes on it.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
It's stealing electricity from the Deli nex store. You know
what I'm saying, that's how you making it happen. But
it's episode twenty.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I got damn you're saying, I got little build the building,
raining in the building, hassan insane outside right now on
zello dot Com. Getting a new studio set up. You
know what I mean, because with the new studio comes
video and I know y'all been waiting, so getting ready
lubri kcha but holes, I mean, you don't have to
(05:24):
lubri k your balls.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I'm sorry, y'all, listen, yes you do. The popper's ready
because we come in. Come on, We're gonna come on
a strong drunk yo. Uh thes in in period. It
is not even no where there time. But I just,
I just I thought I had to pop out with that.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
But Miami is mad. There's a lot of Miamis that
are mad, but it's very mad because they're one that
he's going down there spring break. They say, yah, y'all
be coming down here. Y'all think the VASACEI mentioned is
really fancy, It's really just a sisla with mad Medusa's around.
You know what I'm saying, Like, cut it out, ya
coming down here doing drugs, acting up you know what
(06:02):
I'm saying. So like personally Donald watch or as a
watch motherfucker who has not wild Out in Miami. That's
about wild Out in Miami was like twenty seventeen eighteen,
and it was like.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
It was it was our basle.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
It was our basel, and I was like, yeah, come on,
I just was out there doing graffiti and ship like
because it was legal.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Chilling the West side gun looking at some art, looking
at the art.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
That was crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
That should goes hard, that was hard, that should go higher, man,
because you know from Buffalo.
Speaker 8 (06:31):
You know what I'm saying, we gotta look and we
gotta get the art for the wall and normal boom.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Boom boom boom yo.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
But now they're like they had a whole campaign where
they're like, yo, y'all gotta stop coming here.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Like bro as New York is, we feel the same
type of energy. But I'm just like yo.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
But people, I think that's I think the pointing in Moji.
I think they pointed at us because they're like, Yo,
New York, Yeah, knew you motherfuckers, y'ah. Always the ones
that come down here, you perto ricause you pretend to
be Italian, you come down here, you do your drugs
on South Beach and then you go back to fucking
Pelham Bay or whatever.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
The from the Bronx, you see one palm tree and
it activates the wildout hip to activate the bug out hip.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
PU the fuck out. Yeah, you'll a earl on the
sidewalk chip.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
But you know what, I felt attacked when you first
started that statement, But that I remember how it is
in New York when it's when it started getting a
little hot.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
M hm. You're absolutely right, bro, We're the problem.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Yeah, yeah, the problem. Yeah, because I was gonna say
that we like all the people that are too poor
to do that in Miami, just do it here.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
Yeah, as soon as you fell a little he look
look at how nice it was yesterday, brow Sunday.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
It was beautiful.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
It was like sixty.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Everybody's outside, everybody, Bro.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I was driving my kids home yesterday. Nice ass day.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
You know that video of like a loser? What are
you talking about?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
An active father?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah? I love my kid. I hold to that.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
LA didn't even like the thought there's a bowl of water,
bull of microwave figure out.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
So yeah, so right before I left the ass unsupervised
on the block, let you hold it down. I knew, yo,
I knew I found friends for life when I enjoined.
Speaker 9 (08:22):
You.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
But yeah, I was. I was driving them.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I was driving him home just to speak on the
like how the heat activates New Yorkers, right?
Speaker 7 (08:29):
You know that?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
You know that video of like the two like the
two dust heads, like they're just standing on the block and.
Speaker 8 (08:35):
Then one of them just pumps they for no reason.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I saw that happen in real time. One eightieth advice, Bro, Yeah,
one eightieth advice. I have, Bro, just just fucking left.
I'm like, that's a I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Listen, I'm I'm about the window and say that that's
a New York thing.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
Let me know, no, no, no, no, no service announcement.
New York City is not a fucking game of GTA.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
What is happening with this is just wild?
Speaker 10 (09:07):
You know.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I swear to God because I'd be like I followed
certain you know what I mean? A couple of counts
out the Bronx. Antics is one of my favorites because
they always show us so wild shit going down in
the Bronx, and it's always like a happy ending, you
know what I'm saying, Like that when I went viral.
Was Shorty's running like you know, Zaza City or whatever.
Like on the concourse, it's two little fucking broke like
as my daughter would say, musty, dusty, crusty motherfuckers come in,
(09:30):
try to steal an eighth.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Of weed and she jumps over the ship. She goes wrong, bitch,
they get.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
She just fucks both of these dudes up, comes back
with the eighth and puts the ship back and just
sits down and adjust her her Nike sports top.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
I'm like, I just ride a tweet the other day
that really bro made me appreciate New York women because
they say that New York women are mad, rough and rugged,
and you know everybody's croaking about us. But have you
ever have you ever broke doubt? Ordered man from New York?
Just imagine you date in Cameron, Oh his character?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Oh my god, bro Wait, what's the what's the jewel's bar?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Don't touch nothing, sitting in the car, Sit in the car.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yeah, that's what that's what it's like.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
How to counter New York men? Yea, And that's right,
that's how you grow up to be me.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
That's the fact what Jada kiss makes you hop out
to get the duchess. You know what I'm saying, Like
it just just grows on you be like you got
to become a defensive stereo.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Like that I'm saying. But like on a serious tip,
I feel like I do.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I do get like I feel like it's crazy that
it's gotten to the point where the City of Miami
has to put out hey, not even a public service announcement,
a public service disclaimer that like, YO, don't come here.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
There's a lot of cops we called. We called mad
extra cops. Guys.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yes, the whole that's the whole ship. Yeah, we call
mad cops.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
And guess what. Roder Santus is still the governor. He's
not running for president no more so you will go
to jail if you have sex. Okay, I don't care.
I don't care to listen in your room like they
got the fucking we.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Know the crypto mayor of Miami, that fake ass like
SIMI look at niggas, it's like I am Roberto Suarez. Listen,
if you have sing Gando in your hotel room, you're
gonna go to this pre song.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Jail, right to jail, right right to jail. Yeah, some
fred armis and ship right right to jail.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
When I went to Miami one time, bro, and that
ship is a different word, Like five bitches in one room.
No it wasn't me. It was me and of like
six niggas in one room, drop.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Dropping one how many bodies a song.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
To old them? I got some bitch ass friends, that's all.
That's all.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
But listen, that's not even a slant. That's sound a
slight on you because everybody's done the yo we going
six D.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
To my Yeah, but no, no, no fuck y'all.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Except me because I'm be in the house. But the
only time I've ever been to Florida was to visit
my baby mom's parents in Oh. Yeah, that's the that's
ever since I was a kid.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I was like, I never want to go there because
that ship literally means.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Rat mouth, Yeah, the mouth of the rat.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I was like, why would I go to the method?
Why would I go to rat Mouth?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Don't know why they named it that. That's a good history.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
It's so funny, bro, Like all these I think it's
hilarious that, like some of the most racist counties in
the US have like Spanish names, native names, Portuguese names.
You know what I'm saying, Like, like, where do you
think Saskatchewan comes from?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
What the fuck?
Speaker 11 (12:43):
Like?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
How you racist from from Colorado?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
What? How does that make?
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, Like okay, cool, no doubt, but
you like, you know what I'm saying. So that Mede
me posted my guy. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Yeah, Bro, Miami has a what they have a condition?
Actually you can still go there, but only if you
go to Diddy house.
Speaker 9 (13:09):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I saw a tweet that same and Yo, I want
to give you credit, my brother, so please, if if
you remember, please shut yourself out. My man said the
only way to defeat Diddy is to drive a dildo
through his heart.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
And I was like, yo, man, that is so insanely true.
Speaker 9 (13:29):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Here yo feel because remember when it was just like yo,
he killed Biggie, he got he got bigg he got
Biggie killed, he got two podcast it was conspiracy. But
now I'm like, now he did that all that ship, bro,
because now all the ship is coming out, I'm just like,
oh nah no no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
And then motherfuckers, so.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Everybody knows he's like he's basically turning into like the
Black Hoffe Wine state. Like you know what I'm saying,
Like he's just doing way too much. All the ship
that's coming out. It sounds so insane that it has
to be true, you know what I'm saying. Like Bro
was coming out being like y'all, it was me and
Usher and Meek Mill, and like he gave us, uh
what he gave us ecstasy.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Or whatever, and then we all had sex. I was like, Bro,
come on, come on, come on.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
That sounds like some six brown checks fantasy situation, but
it didn't really happen, you know what I'm saying, Like
allegedly to run a lot of little allegendly like.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
If you look at any day picture and you really
zoom into his eyes, come on, ask any question, you're
gonna believe that he didn't.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yo, come on, And it was a lot of weird,
not weird, but like damning videos coming out, like with
the Meek shit too, because Me didn't say like, yo,
these allegations are false.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
He just came out like y'all I'm not gay, y'all.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yeah, yeah, oh wait a minute, I was gay.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah, he's just going hard against them, Like I'm not
gay that he's just like forgetting all the other ship.
I'm just like, yo, my man, there's a lot of
other ship on this docket. You know what I mean
that you like leaving out?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah, the Internet at large is just like really like
not great at that. It's like because it's like, bro,
like if you actually go through the fucking what's that?
What's that ship called the David or whatever?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
I'm yeah, I mean, I'm not a criminal.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
It's not like I would know what those documents are called.
But I'm a law abiding cities either.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
I have no idea what crime? How do you what's that?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
How do you spell that?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
But but but yeah, like no, but but like on
on some real ship. It's like it's some serious ship
on that and like the only thing that everybody came
out of that with was.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
That ship is so crazy because it's just like yo, again,
there's a laundry list of ship on this document.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Bro. A lot of it is way crazier than might
be gay. Yeah, a lot of it.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Yeah, it's a legend to literal murder and like conspiracy
and like like a dash of cannibalism.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I think cannibalism, dunking the dog off, all types of weird.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
That's that was a different, different different.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
That's my sexual construction paper. Goddamn, that's crazy. That's crazy.
Speaker 11 (16:06):
Joe Yo, it's at Radio vayre bro like that. It's
not by the way, they they didn't call you nothing,
they didn't light you up.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
I did you feel me, Joe.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Rady Brady got Rady opened up twenty cent? Yeah about too.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
I said, no, hold on, stop talking like that. Now,
you were about to sit down with kids away by.
That's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
We talked.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I'm from Queens, you see what I'm saying. So yeah,
really Queens for yall would have never get no idea.
Speaker 11 (16:43):
You know.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
It's like you Bronx barrow you on from the Bronx y'all,
just cause I could to see that. It's just Boogey
down on the back.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
By the way.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Today you can't see because we don't have video. I
am dressed like a Dominican g t A character. I
have the worst outfit, like I don't even know why
I put you like it is literally a Yankees hoodie
that has the Dominican flag in the word Yankees a
giant Dominican flag on.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
The hard.
Speaker 11 (17:12):
Joy.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
In fact, Joe style, you.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Hold on.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Because fucking Joseph Carter Gina really went on the god
Internet on the Internet.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
That we invented the three of us because we invented it.
That's true.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
You know what I'm saying, Go back check it. It
was an Al gore'sogle. This motherfucker, Yo, Joe man, what
is going on? He went on Instagram Live and he said, yo,
because we talked about the Trump's thinkers last week and
how they looked like fucking fucking chat muskt moon.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Boots like crazy. This motherfuck said.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I don't rock with Trump, but I'm a collector. So
when I saw that they had the Trumps, I had
to get the Trumps. I was like, Jordan's yeah, you
get the Trumps. Like no, like fat, listen, yo, large Joseph.
No one's calling them the Trumps, brother, the Trump Force.
(18:13):
No one is calling them that. Stop trying to make
fetch happen. It's not gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
The moon should Yo, Let's keep it real, Fat Joe,
you bought the DLC and that's okay.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
You bought you bought two k collectors editions fun.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
You bought Racism two K twenty four collections abition and
it came with the sneakers. And that's fine, bro, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
You know you you don't got to explain yourself. That's
such a that's such a bronx dude.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Thing to do is to make everything sound way like
cooler and more exclusive than it is.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Let me tell you, sir man, Yo, we will be
here three six A ready about the ship. This ship there.
But guess what I got.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I got a whole roll at three six eight n
y C stickers be it's only like twenty in them.
Joyce left, but you can't even get these ship you
get that ship collective. You know what I'm saying, Like
I'm I separate the off from the artists right now.
This is a moment in history. You feel mean, be
around much, not at all, and it don't matter that
you know what I'm saying. Times took a ship on
the floor here and he'd be doing watching and that
(19:14):
Rainy was masturbating in the front room.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Because at the end of the day, that's forty bodies.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
You know what I mean, it don't matter. Like Liz's
up here drinking gin straight out the bottle, you know
what I'm saying, and she threw up.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
But that don't I don't mean nothing, because what happened in.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
This place was special.
Speaker 11 (19:29):
Special.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I mean we collected and we had to cop the
three six eighths. Yeah, pull your air poles. Yeah, this
is what I want motherfuckers to bring back.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah again, y'all are not criminals, so yeah, might not
know about you might you might, Okay, cool, you might
know some criminals. The air patackies what they used to
call the air pattackies. The shoes that they give you
in prison, was like where you got the belt crow strapped?
Oh yeah, you know what I'm saying. I'm like, yo,
why has it mischief is over here making Megan man boots.
I was like, why don't y'all make air patackies, bro,
that are comfortab You know what I'm saying it so
(20:01):
I can remember, you know what I'm saying them.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
To the hard time because I think I think because
if they do that, I think what will happen is
motherfucker's gonna start like glamorizing that ship. Then everybody gonna
want to pull a kaisona and like do a jail,
do a fake jail stream and ship.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yeah, we don't need that, bro.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
You know how you know how silly I felt when
I tried to recommend each yourun to the homie and
I was like, yeah, each around Ramen is like the
best ramen ever.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
It's like from Japan whatever. It's two locations in New
York City.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
You sit by yourself, you don't talk to nobody. They
feed you through a window and guess who guess what.
I was trying to recommend it to motherfucking Towanda and
then Towanda was like, so jail, bro, Like, so they
feed you through a window, you.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Don't talk to nobody, and you eat your food and leave.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
And I was like, well, damn not that you that way.
Speaker 7 (20:55):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
The pot that makes it night like jail is that
you can leave ye eat robin and just stayed there.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
And wash your own ball. Also it's ramen and not
just bread and cheese. So yeah, and a random like protein.
Yeah yeah, Fat Joe and the Trumps man, the Trumps.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Listen, when you buy a van Go, do you think
about what Van Go did?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
I'm like he said, he said, listen, he said. At
the end of the day, you don't know what he
was into?
Speaker 7 (21:26):
What do you?
Speaker 3 (21:27):
I just want, Liz, what what did he mean by that? Like,
I need your your point of view on this, bro?
Speaker 7 (21:35):
I think that anybody taking Fat Joe serious right now?
For we're all right, Bro, I got hit him with
the Dave Chappelle Like, who gives a fun?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
John, where's Joe? Somebody please aproaching?
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Somebody please fine Fat Joe so we can make sense
from all this.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Oh my god, raady, oh my.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Yeah. Think it's like a video game.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Boy.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
So at this point, wonderful.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
We're gonna take a break to talk about how we
collect this you know what I'm saying, and we separate.
We don't know what we're gonna find out way any
wohol was into? Why y'all listen to this Bolivia Center
Block Commercier.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
We'll be right back, Literity, Thank you so much for
tuning into the Victory Life podcast.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Guys. We appreciate you guys for being here. That is
my customer service, major world voice.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
First of all, let me let me start this segment specifically,
y'all didn't help me while I was receiving verbal lashings
last week on Twitter.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
I was sick and our our fans they jumped men, So.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
You know what happened.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
So I saw that right, and I said, Yo, you
know what, I've been married for a long time and
I know that I should speak louder than words. So
everybody that was trying to fry you on the internet,
I found the IP address and I went to the
crib and I fucked them up.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
See, I did the opposite because I'm a secret hater.
So I actually joined in on the verbal lashings because
I actually secretly don't like Liz whatsoever, because who the
fuck is this bitch to try to steal my shine?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
And shit, I feel like victory line was old. I
feel like this was my moment. Oh it's stinky as Brooklyn.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Side.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I'm glad you got sea.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
See see.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
And then this is a ship that killed me because
if there was video, we could clearly see.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Them all of us are having a great time. A
holy the read and sluts are gonna go.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Well, we can see, but clearly you can hear from
the tone of its voice that he is not in
fact joking and he is harboring Sirius secret animals.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
I hear resent I have ree in his voice. Bro relaxed,
But you know.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Maybe we need conspiracies like that, Bro drive view.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
Think that if we get into a brawl, Oh yeah,
if you will, shift will jump by like three hundred thousand.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Let me tell you what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
And we're not even gonna edit this out because that's
how ignorant the masses are. We're gonna get into a
brawl and I'm a ship in my pants as a
callback to the old episode. You know what I'm saying.
And he's gonna be like, Yo, he's ship in his
PiZZ you know what I'm saying through the ring man
his pizs.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
You know what I'm saying. That meal you got me
to full Nelson like like Draymond.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Enough time just you're gonna turn his body like where
that's going off? I mean the dookie single round like this.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
And I've been taking your listen. I'm been keeping a
bunk with y'all. I've been off with my jar for
like two months. I've been taking some crazy ships me
multiple times a day.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
I don't know why I said that. Let's move on
to South Korea. Not even missed South Korea.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Don't chuck this.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Out you think miss McConnell doochie on himself.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
No, absolutely, let me tell you something. Those times that
he's been on video and he's like been talking and
then just stop.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
That was the ship, bro. You know when you're like
holding it, you like like listen, everybody in here has
soiled themselves. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
I'm doing emotion. It's like, yeah, just like something a
lap bro the pool. You know what I'm saying. You
never do that. That's biological terrorism. Telling yourself now, you
don't do that. You don't more than that ship.
Speaker 9 (25:40):
That's why kids time at the pool. They're two three
years old. Oh I'm out of there. I'll see you
two days from now.
Speaker 7 (25:46):
It's pissing's been in the pool where they had to
empty it out because somebody should in.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
It was pulled up.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
That's a was in a relation. Was in the pool
with the fitted in the waterpool, fitty b tex with
mass space in between his pars, and that's why.
Speaker 9 (26:08):
It can't be waterproof. And yo on a related topic,
Charlie Brown. If you look at his hat, he was
rocking the Negro league's hat. That's why Fox with Charlie
like the negro leagues.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yeah, yeah, you have to make a wish. Kids on
the ship. And she was always sideways like the brooms,
never pointed to the front. I'm like, well, what is
Charlie throwing? He's off that Brown? Yo. Fucking people need
just all fucking apparently, is what I've heard. You know
what I'm saying. Not me, I'm done fucking.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Yeah, you've you've done enough for procreation.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I'm done fucking. I'll fuck as a hobby.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Yeah, now, you know what I'm saying, has a pastime.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
You know what I'm saying. I said, is Domino's fucking
You know what I'm saying. I do a little.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
I do puzzles, jigsaw puzzles, like five hundred pieces of
better sit down with a nice red wine.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
Yeah, you should definitely put seven thousand dollars in the wash.
Speaker 9 (27:01):
We can buy our own studio with the amount of
money in the Washington Listen, and I'm pointing a shaky
finger at you.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
One day you'll be washed.
Speaker 9 (27:12):
It won't happen, but all of a sudden, you're realizing
how comfortable theirs really are.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
That maybe such a shouldn't really be charging ninety dollars. Yeah,
they really do have these forces. Is hard, but damn
these hookers.
Speaker 7 (27:25):
Man, I'm getting old because anytime I see teenagers, I'll
be like, all right, it's my time to go.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
More than three teenagers in one place, time to pack out.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Here they again, they getting comfort.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Speaking of comfort, man, I think that's why South Korea
having that little problem, having that little issue, yo, because.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
They the Dixon.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
South Korea is the Mitch McConnell of America, you know
what I'm saying, Because it's ready to step They ready
to step down. But they might not even make it
till the time to step down. Because he stepped down
in November. I think it might not even make it,
bro because he's he's been having hard drive reboots alive
for that forever, shipping on himself.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
And then the windows, the windows XP noise like the
shutdown noise. Yeah, he's just staying in his place, like
when you're trying to close the window when it goes, yo, whoa.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Whoa, You just gotta plug up the explode.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
That means every organ in that man's body is like
you ever see like the looting to his cartoons where
they just shoveling call into the furnace, like.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Man, desperately, we gotta keep the sh all y'all. There's
like there's like four.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Or five and I know they're black because it's Mitch
occonnell like in there, shoveling call into a bro. Every
single one of his organs be every single one, Doug,
and he's racist his flock.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
He's like cursing his organs and ship. I can't wait
for this seget of doe. God damn it.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
That's how we come here.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
The ocean.
Speaker 11 (29:00):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
He looked like the fucking that dog that went viral
because it got stung in the face by a bee.
That's what he looked like. Jesus Christ, give him money.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
But yeah, nah, man, you were saying, like, actually, Liz
brought this up. This is a very important topic in
South Korea for all my Koreans out there. You know
what I'm saying, South now North, I don't know what
they're doing.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
No, apparently they're still sucking. At the end of the day.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
We don't know what Kim Jong is into, you know,
what I'm.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Saying, but to get the cannon, how to get them
Kim force yo. He Actually I think he wears Stacy Adams.
Bro I'm not even lying. I think Kim Joh wear
Stacey Adams and he buys Mad Hennessy.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
That's like the thing about him. He buys Mad Hennessy
and he wears mad Stacy Adams. I said that ship
with my whole chest.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
So it's true. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
I heard in South Korea they have been like every
year just keep dropping. Women are not getting pregnant, They're not.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Fucking Is it because is it because the dudes is lame?
Speaker 5 (29:59):
Like what's the No, it's not has nothing to do
with that. It's just that they are like legit refusing
to pro create.
Speaker 7 (30:05):
They're just that you guys are so bad at existing
and allowing us to exist, y'ah getting no pussy.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
It's not not not today, not yesterday.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Also, I think I think it's a part of that
just has to do with the fact that, like the
nuclear family set up is just not worth it anymore,
you know what I mean, Like like they're like I
think Merrow, you know, those scumbag as he might be
it's probably it's probably the last of the best of us,
the last, the last of multiple nuclear family.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Yeah. I was.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
I sat down with with somebody and they were like, yo.
They asked me how much kids I had and I
was like, I got I got four kids. And they
were like god, they said like like the killers damn,
and then immediately followed up by are you Catholic?
Speaker 10 (30:50):
And I was like.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
What do you mean by that? Like like what like
gay people are cool? Like what do you me?
Speaker 8 (31:00):
Like?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
I like everything, like I'm an ally what the fuck?
Like he was just like, oh no, no, no, because
Catholics don't believe in abortion. I was like, nigga, I'm
from the Bronx. I am a dominicant man from the Bronx.
I fully believe in abortion. And I would waive all
the player on her flags all day, okay, because listen,
playing me he got me out of a lot of trouble.
And so the playing paroo, you know what I'm saying,
because uh started to play and she had to play
(31:22):
a parao because listen, I did not want a twenty
five year old Meryl junior runner round here, okay, And
he'd be up here trying to rap.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Just try to try to steal your mic be like yo,
Liz yo, just sing home.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
Andy on my on my first ye your isn't the
twelve year old one.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Try to do that anyway? Nah?
Speaker 7 (31:37):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yeah, he's on something like you were six months old. Yeah,
that's crazy. But he's like he was like a little
a little brito. But he's actually like a good kid.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
He's into like architecture and ship Valentine's that he got
a Lego set that was fly Whiz and he made
it for his mom. I was like, Yo, that's mad adorable.
None of my kids want to rap, you know what
I'm saying, Like knock on wood my eleven year old Mike.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
I think he us the DJing ship. That's why I
got the n PC one. Nice. You know what I'm saying.
Make beats on that bro. Do something with yourself because.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
It was about to come on kids slow and tell
my god please, this is that's how you know victory
Like nobody's safe, nobody kids kits just train.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah, I love you, baby. You got podcast beef with
your son about to sell one. You might talk about
your button podcast. He about to have to tell all
with Godrick and Griffin guess ship shape? Yeah, oh now
(32:37):
you want Mayald three?
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Come on, no more Mayroll Jr. Don't say that. Oh
come on, don't say that.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
They don't say that.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Come on your sharp, bro. Did you see he just
went viral for getting out the call?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
I feel like every time he does anything, he goes
viral because two reasons. Number one, I feel like, yeah,
this construction going on in the back road, it's all good.
But he looks like Barney when when people said, like
he looks like the O G. Barney the Dinosaur, I
could not un see that ship but that was it forever.
He looked like Barney Dinosaur. And he's impossibly prolic Like
(33:12):
I don't see like, Bro, you walk around, I walk
down ten blocks in New York City, I will not
see a nigga that broadly.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yeah, but he was an athlete, right yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Yeah, it's just like, Bro, you retire, you like sixty
ninebe that's when you get washed. Like all the other
guys that I see on TV, they got the like
yoo every day.
Speaker 12 (33:27):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
I got that poison him, bro, Like I don't care,
like I was staying in shape to make money. Now
that I'm making money wearing a suit, Bro, this suit
could be tailored, like you know what I'm saying, I
could get it. I could get a triple Bastia quadruple
XL like it's not the baby Like look at Shack, Bro,
Shaq was like fucking iron Diesel man. Now he looked
like the fucking the big they got the strip club.
That's like your big man, big man, you can't do
(33:48):
the dance, big man. Yeah, I don't want to tell
you again A big man, A right, you big man
all day?
Speaker 5 (33:54):
He's going viron for the dumb shit. I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I don't want to see.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
I think car he got out of the car.
Speaker 7 (34:00):
He just got on some type hands, so you know
he's he's brollick and he got a little like skinny legs.
I don't understand why it's going viral, Bro, Why they
wilding on him like the way they are.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
I think it's because.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
I think it's because most people are used to seeing
Shannon Sharp either sitting down or behind a desk.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
I think that video is.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Probably the first time I have ever seen his whole
body in a while, like and yeah, that's the first
time I've ever seen that man standing anywhere, you know
what I mean? So, and then for the fit to
be that terrible.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yo, his fits are wild.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
His fits a wild because the thing you could be
brollick or you could get fits off.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
You can't do both, Like you can't have a chest
this big bro and get a fiddle bro.
Speaker 7 (34:43):
It's just not so many restrictions, bro, because we guys
question for the fellas listening at home, is it gay
to be alive?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Hold on?
Speaker 3 (34:56):
You mean to tell me that you are inhaling another
man's ey oxygen?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
That's crazy or.
Speaker 5 (35:03):
Something to survive?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
This is what I mean about you. Like you see
you need a boss. I don't need a boss.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
You are a boss.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
I literally live just I am that person I am there.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
You inhaling me, You see how you need me to exist.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
That's what I'm saying. That's how we're doing it out here.
You know what I'm saying. I'll tell you one other.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Thing is that the air that I'm breathing, I'm not
even breathing it next to this motherfucker because he's a male.
I breathe your air because you're a female. You didn't
see what I'm saying. So female energy is look.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
You you even you're doing like you're taking away from
a woman like you see like you're putting yourself in
that position.
Speaker 5 (35:38):
You're just subhuman.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
That's what I'm saying that, queen.
Speaker 7 (35:41):
My real question is what can you do as a
man and just have fun without it involving like guns
or you like punching a hole in the wall. Because
Kanye album is like delayed some ship, but we can't
do puzzles.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
I was enjoying doing myself.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
I want to drink Tower puzzle and now I'm gonna
just smatch this shit off the desk.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Like John Q.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
When I get back in the Yeah, I guess I'm
just gonna get in the car, throw on big extra
plug and go do something to somebody. That's all I
can do.
Speaker 7 (36:15):
Now.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
We gotta be extras. I got a pedicure the other
day and I was like, yo, five bodies.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Right back, We're gonna discuss masculinity privately amongst ourselves and
comes to a conclusion. As soon as you hear this
ad for Viking spring.
Speaker 5 (36:32):
Water legit.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Litery welcome back to Victory Light. And uh, we are
running out of topics here, so Liz, you gotta give
me something, baby.
Speaker 7 (36:46):
Come on, I've never running out of topics. I know
you've worked a lot of jobs. Have you ever been
a cock stun devil? We're back on Hi all right,
Max Comminity. Now we're on dis I'm saying j being
the eater for forty five minutes about William having a
(37:09):
trying the article, and well, I'll tell you that a bit.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
I was reading this.
Speaker 7 (37:14):
Article yesterday about Willem Dafoe. Willem hate it, Bro. I
hate that his name is just not William.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
His mom. I want to snap a neck.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Whatever.
Speaker 7 (37:28):
The producer of the movie Anti Christ Bro said that
he had to find a stunt double for this man's.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Dick because it was too big it would distract the viewers.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Bro, not too big.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
It was too big, Bro, But like I.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Mean, you kind of need that energy to play green Goblin.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yeah energy Bro, Yeah, but the.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
Mask you know how big your they gotta be for
the producer to be like, y, we got.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
A high another whole person. Yeah, we got to put
somebody else's dick on payroll. But the specifically because their
dick is smaller.
Speaker 5 (38:07):
What do you look for in a job listing?
Speaker 10 (38:10):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (38:10):
So have youy' all watched the movie?
Speaker 12 (38:12):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Actually, okay, okay, okay, Because in the movie, the very
first scene of the movie is a shower sex scene
and it is a slow mo of a dick in
black and white entering answering the cooter.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
So yeah, that's the very first scene of the movie.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Let's open with this fucking vaginal putitation. Yeah that's crazy,
you know how, Bro?
Speaker 7 (38:36):
Maybe I'm fucked up for thinking is, but I'm like, bro,
how big is that? How big it they got to
be for the producer to say.
Speaker 5 (38:41):
Yo, hold on, hold on?
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Yeah, seventy mil Also, also, the dick on screen, Like,
wasn't that small?
Speaker 11 (38:51):
Bro?
Speaker 4 (38:53):
I don't know if maybe it's how they shot the ship,
but like that ship did not look like no you know, yeah,
act you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
So yeah, I'm sorry, Liz, but go ahead.
Speaker 7 (39:09):
Yeah, no, no, no, the producer had to step in.
So the producer that you see is the dick that
you see.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
No way, you know what.
Speaker 5 (39:19):
I think he probably probably did that ship on purpose.
He probably was like, no, I want to do that instead, let.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Me hear it was like, gosh, this is a dire emergency.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Goddamn it, Williams dick is far too big.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
All right, But sir, who's gonna step in and save
the day. It's all right, me and my girthy eight
inches talk to it. God damn it, walk.
Speaker 5 (39:45):
Into what sir?
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Are you sure? Come here? Hey, Bartholow, you come here?
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Fluff me damn it. They had a fluffer on the
sentiment to christ bro crazy, how.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Big does your dick have to be for you to
pay a production assistant to take all the producer in
this case, which, by the way, begs the question if
we were in a similar situation with Hassan or Victor,
step up and put the dicks on camera.
Speaker 12 (40:17):
You know what I'm saying, both of you, to assume
that either of them don't have the biggest dicks in
the room, we will never see each other's penises.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Now, that's not that's not real friendship. Listen, bro, listen, I.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Take you through it.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
Listen, bro, If y'all okay, all I'm saying is there's
a there's an allegiance between uncircumcised brothers in the world.
There's there's a there's an unspoken alliance between us and
and and that's all that I'm at livery you're saying
right here on this podcast.
Speaker 5 (41:04):
Is if you can't compare, if you can't compare your
cock with your brother, what can you do?
Speaker 1 (41:09):
What can you do as as a man?
Speaker 9 (41:10):
You go to a urinal at the same event, okay,
quick glance to establish dominant dominance and you move on.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Okay, you like, Or you go to a bar with
a trough.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
No separation is not crazy.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Yeah, it's just like you don't know if to splashback
is yours or not.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
But that's the thing you're talking about a truff. There's
no space in between anybody.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
You know what I'm saying. Depending on how.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Crowded this situation is, you could be in the shoulder
and shoulder. You know what I'm saying, cock to cock,
Like the loss said, you know what I'm saying, chest
to chest, cock to cock. You know what I'm saying,
Like real, we should be docking, bro, You're not how docking, bro.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
That's how we link up.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
Listen, We're all at the end of the day, we're
all wizards in the same dungeon.
Speaker 5 (41:55):
And how you.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
And what you should do this. You roll your foreskin
over that of your brethren, and that's how you pass
mana over from one.
Speaker 5 (42:06):
Wizard to the next, established dominating the wizarding community.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
Don't want they don't want me to leak this info.
You know what I'm saying, Victory like, we're not you
know what.
Speaker 10 (42:17):
I'm saying, we tell the truth, were honest and you'll
find out on my ass for David, you know we're.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Not honestly, bro.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
When you just sitting there, the way to acknowledge another
man's cock, I think is that is that a urinal situation,
like Victory saying like was saying, you just look over
and you hit the t pain. Just look over you
be like you'd be like yo, you look over, you
be like damn that boy got some me like that,
you know what I'm saying, off dapping it up with
a pissy hand and then just walk.
Speaker 8 (42:48):
Oh I thought you might hit the t pain like yeah, yeah, yeah,
stepping thing is show you.
Speaker 5 (43:05):
Let me see what you got.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Let me next to you, Let me.
Speaker 5 (43:13):
Let me see that.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Peace coming story.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Speaking of speaking of fucking taking a piece on the
next to uh uh man in various situations because you
and I we don't bump heads a whole lot me
and you Meryll. But one topic in particular.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
That I will defend to the death.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
Oh man, it's shooting in the club.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Shout into the home.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
Wee big Usana who said, and I quote shoting in
the club is crazy? It really is that great, because
y'all listen, I've been to you know, like a camera,
I've been to whole islands, came into Rikers, I've been.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
To every type of situation, club situation, like far domestic.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
I never felt comfortable enough to shit in the club, yo, Like,
I never felt comfortable enough to shit, like really shit.
Like if it's like yo, this shit is coming out
no matter what, then it's just like emergency and then
you just kind of do that hover shit where you
just like, you know what I mean, you hope you
don't shit on your pants type situation, but you just
hit wait for the bluep you.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Know what I mean, and then you wipe you get
the fuck up out of there.
Speaker 10 (44:24):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
But I'm a casual shitter, you know what I mean,
Like I take my pants down, like you know what
I'm saying. I'm like, oh, it's an experience. Yeah, Like
I'm getting up with.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
A dead leg. That's how long I'm saying that. You
know what I'm saying, Like I'm getting up, I'm limping
like I got shot. You know what I'm saying. Like,
that's how I like the ship.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
So shit in the club is just like, Bro, you
ever see them plays when they're putting out forest fires
and they just open up the back and all this
shit fall out. That's how shit in the club. If
I have to shit in the club, because I am like, Yo,
this shit.
Speaker 5 (44:51):
Is I can't see this BAHRAINI is trembling right.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Now looking at not listen. I've never been called I've
never been more ready to die on a hill. I've
never been more prepared to die on the hill by myself.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
But let me, let me, let me set the scene
for you though, right I like, I've shot the locksmith.
You know what I'm saying, shot the tellers. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
This is my two satellite on my spots Locksmith in particular. Yo,
it's like you know what I mean, It's like we
turn it up in here, so like there's a line
for the bathroom. It's a club bathroom, so like just
piss everywhere, and it's just like, yo, bro, I'm gonna
sit down in this Why you like.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yo, yo, yo yo. Somebody's in there. Somebody's in there, Yes,
that somebody's in there. Bro, this just is not vacant.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
I got that, bro, I got the kit.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
You got the kit.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
I bring the kit with me to the club.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
I get the fake out. Okay, check this out. Check
this out. Check this out? All right.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
Disinfecting wipes for the seat boom. No, hold on, you
think I'm playing with you. Disinfecting wipes for the seat
boom right then, after I'm done, I got the poop
perice spray, right after some motherfuckers listen, some motherfuckers don't
even know what time it was when I was in there.
Right then, if it's a long ass line outside, then
if I if I really got to get the fuck
(46:10):
out of his and I know it's gonna be mad
eyes on me. I got the baby powder so I
could put some of it on my pinky and put
it by my nose and make it look like to
make it look like by the way, to make it
to communicate to everyone. I wasn't taking a ship. I
was doing the more acceptable thing, doing drugs in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Sorry, guys.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
And it's like I was never even there, Yo, that's wild.
Hold on, I ain't even I ain't even I ain't
even finished. A kid A little tight, a little the
airport pack.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Of dude wipes.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
Bro, Oh, it's infected wipes, pooper re spray dude wipes,
fake cocaine. Because that's what I was saying.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
I was like, Yo, the dude wipes, Like that's you
got me, You got me on that, because my shit
is like this. You take your ship at the club,
you know what I'm saying. Like, everybody goes to a
party a club for different reasons. Some people go there
the hook cup with people. Some people go there to dance.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
I go there to take a shit, specifically.
Speaker 5 (47:02):
Taking that that that kid idea to shark te.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
Shitting in the club kids. Bro, when you go to
target thing at the little airport investing, he gives me
those fish.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Yeah already already, He's like, that's why I like this. Yeah,
it was part of like the it was part of
the synergy, you know. But this is the thing and
I'm gonna end on this. When you go to the
club it's usually you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
You working. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
You got and if you're take a ship and then
you start catching dubs to fucking Alpha.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
You know what I'm saying. After three Blas bro yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
As is like full of fucking melted rollos and that's
where the mint dude wipes come in.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
That's what I'm saying. That's what you got, wi yo.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (47:44):
We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
We got some Bosian fire alarms. Okay, that's.
Speaker 5 (47:54):
Oh my god, larious.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (48:01):
Episode twenty nine, you cowards. You know what I'm saying.
There's another one in the chamber. Good straight to your
dumb You know what I'm saying. Oh, you're dick if
you're standing next to us at the urinal, or you're
or if you're willing to vote, if you want to phone,
you got that schlong You know what I mean, That
slongong with sixteen o's. It's been episode twenty nine, y'all.
Hope you enjoy it because next one is episode thirty.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
You know what I mean. So we're getting closer to
being washed.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Listen to the fucking building right in more fucking building,
Uncle Victor, the building, and it's a sign insane.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
We'll be back in a couple of days, bitch, you
know what I'm saying. So it's tighten up.
Speaker 5 (48:47):
I'm legitary like like like
Y'all.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Listen, man, look, uh.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
This is on you know, I mean, this is on.
You don't.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
They don't even like me, they don't even like why
did you bring me here?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Listen? You set me up?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
You set me up. Little list was funnier than me.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
The whole time. No, you fucking set me up. The field, bro, listen,
the field. It's just it's this variation.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Look, I'm calm. I took like four xanax, Bro, I
can't even see. All right, it's gonna be fine. We're
gonna be fine. I think we're good. I think if
you just go out there and you're just like, you
know what I'm saying, just be like, yo, I had
sex with somebody.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I can't do it.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
I can't do it.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
And then I'll just.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Be like, you can't do it.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Just I can't do it. I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I can't do it.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
You can't.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
No, I can't.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I got Percival back here. He gon handle it, all right.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
He got like one of them, he got one of
them old people, British accents.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
They'll believe him if he say it, Bro, if you certified, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Okay, I can't go out either. I can't go out either.
I'm like I got a halo and marketing, and they
use that term halo like you gotta halo around you,
like you're marketable.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Like I can't take this.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
She sucked us, you gotta She fucked us, marrow, she
fucked up.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
She got sick and she sucked us. She got sick
on papers. That's I told her.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
She keeps, she keeps going to that trinydaddy spot and
getting them doubles and the undercooked. That's what she got,
that stomach virus. Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
So you know we're gonna make it happen. Go get
get the get go find fine, get the bridge, the
British nigger and get the British mother fucking man. M
perceval your person, get person, get personal.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
He's here, he's here, and get give make you and
and put perfectly hold on person, put his fifty ladder.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Got h's perfect.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
It's a great fit. It's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Ulars dropping to attention everyone.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Silence, silence from the call of seal is the silence
everyone is this British name for a moment that I
am here. My name O fut my name is personal.
Third degree burns fuck your burns from burns out your
good I am here to inform you regrettably.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
What's that means that Madame lizabell or Cheese.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Unfortunately she could not make it to today's recording. And
we apologize, Yo, you said no leave Victory Lights will
be taking a short break. You fuck up, and Yo,
it is our it is our regrets to deprive you
of the art this week.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Shut the fuck up, but we will be back. You
pussy nigga, fuck off.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
The stay soon as our leads is back in good health.
Out of here, we promise, nigga, get the fuck out
of my own. Perceval Billingsley, third degree burns, You'll get
the fuck out of here, fucking mister b and YO
will be the fucking enemy they got into brot the
old Bard we got into.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I won't live thank you. No, I don't thank you
about that. We fucking flopped that. That was terrible person.
What the fun kind of ship was that? He's Brittish chicken? Seriously,
these people, these.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
People are from the bro They be already all day.
They don't like anything.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
What the are arguing about? Now?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Going on? Are you good?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
What happened? What do you mean you said you were sick? Brother?
He was like, yo, I'm sick.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Whatever, what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
You're good now?
Speaker 5 (03:31):
I'm feeling better. I feel like now that I'm looking
at your ugly ass faces.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
But whatever, you take your stupid ass.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
These people call them, say nothing. Just go out and
go out on the stage.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
All right, listen. We don't God damn it, we don't
have time for this.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
I don't like what man yelling at me.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
All right, the people need you this the okay, come
on and call them bitches, please for the colt.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Please come on, hey, bitches.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
I love you, my beautiful bitches. I love my beautiful babies.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I want you to pregnant.
Speaker 7 (04:19):
Thank you for tuning in to victory. Like mommy is
home and she missed her children.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Of literary like like.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Literary, Like, yo, you cowards were back. You know what
I'm saying, three six eight, it's coming to it's winding down,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
We're sitting on six end the blocks. You know what
I mean. We gotta pit ball outside at security.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
We gotta create with dominoes on it.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
It's stealing electricity from the Deli nex store. You know
what I'm saying, that's how you making it happen. But
it's episode twenty.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I got damn you're saying, I got little build the building,
raining in the building, hassan insane outside right now on
zello dot Com. Getting a new studio set up. You
know what I mean, because with the new studio comes
video and I know y'all been waiting, so getting ready
lubri kcha but holes, I mean, you don't have to
(05:24):
lubri k your balls.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I'm sorry, y'all, listen, yes you do. The popper's ready
because we come in. Come on, We're gonna come on
a strong drunk yo. Uh thes in in period. It
is not even no where there time. But I just,
I just I thought I had to pop out with that.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
But Miami is mad. There's a lot of Miamis that
are mad, but it's very mad because they're one that
he's going down there spring break. They say, yah, y'all
be coming down here. Y'all think the VASACEI mentioned is
really fancy, It's really just a sisla with mad Medusa's around.
You know what I'm saying, Like, cut it out, ya
coming down here doing drugs, acting up you know what
(06:02):
I'm saying. So like personally Donald watch or as a
watch motherfucker who has not wild Out in Miami. That's
about wild Out in Miami was like twenty seventeen eighteen,
and it was like.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
It was it was our basle.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
It was our basel, and I was like, yeah, come on,
I just was out there doing graffiti and ship like
because it was legal.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Chilling the West side gun looking at some art, looking
at the art.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
That was crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
That should goes hard, that was hard, that should go higher, man,
because you know from Buffalo.
Speaker 8 (06:31):
You know what I'm saying, we gotta look and we
gotta get the art for the wall and normal boom.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Boom boom boom yo.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
But now they're like they had a whole campaign where
they're like, yo, y'all gotta stop coming here.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Like bro as New York is, we feel the same
type of energy. But I'm just like yo.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
But people, I think that's I think the pointing in Moji.
I think they pointed at us because they're like, Yo,
New York, Yeah, knew you motherfuckers, y'ah. Always the ones
that come down here, you perto ricause you pretend to
be Italian, you come down here, you do your drugs
on South Beach and then you go back to fucking
Pelham Bay or whatever.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
The from the Bronx, you see one palm tree and
it activates the wildout hip to activate the bug out hip.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
PU the fuck out. Yeah, you'll a earl on the
sidewalk chip.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
But you know what, I felt attacked when you first
started that statement, But that I remember how it is
in New York when it's when it started getting a
little hot.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
M hm. You're absolutely right, bro, We're the problem.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Yeah, yeah, the problem. Yeah, because I was gonna say
that we like all the people that are too poor
to do that in Miami, just do it here.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
Yeah, as soon as you fell a little he look
look at how nice it was yesterday, brow Sunday.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
It was beautiful.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
It was like sixty.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Everybody's outside, everybody, Bro.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I was driving my kids home yesterday. Nice ass day.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
You know that video of like a loser? What are
you talking about?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
An active father?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah? I love my kid. I hold to that.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
LA didn't even like the thought there's a bowl of water,
bull of microwave figure out.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
So yeah, so right before I left the ass unsupervised
on the block, let you hold it down. I knew, yo,
I knew I found friends for life when I enjoined.
Speaker 9 (08:22):
You.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
But yeah, I was. I was driving them.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I was driving him home just to speak on the
like how the heat activates New Yorkers, right?
Speaker 7 (08:29):
You know that?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
You know that video of like the two like the
two dust heads, like they're just standing on the block and.
Speaker 8 (08:35):
Then one of them just pumps they for no reason.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I saw that happen in real time. One eightieth advice, Bro, Yeah,
one eightieth advice. I have, Bro, just just fucking left.
I'm like, that's a I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Listen, I'm I'm about the window and say that that's
a New York thing.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
Let me know, no, no, no, no, no service announcement.
New York City is not a fucking game of GTA.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
What is happening with this is just wild?
Speaker 10 (09:07):
You know.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I swear to God because I'd be like I followed
certain you know what I mean? A couple of counts
out the Bronx. Antics is one of my favorites because
they always show us so wild shit going down in
the Bronx, and it's always like a happy ending, you
know what I'm saying, Like that when I went viral.
Was Shorty's running like you know, Zaza City or whatever.
Like on the concourse, it's two little fucking broke like
as my daughter would say, musty, dusty, crusty motherfuckers come in,
(09:30):
try to steal an eighth.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Of weed and she jumps over the ship. She goes wrong, bitch,
they get.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
She just fucks both of these dudes up, comes back
with the eighth and puts the ship back and just
sits down and adjust her her Nike sports top.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
I'm like, I just ride a tweet the other day
that really bro made me appreciate New York women because
they say that New York women are mad, rough and rugged,
and you know everybody's croaking about us. But have you
ever have you ever broke doubt? Ordered man from New York?
Just imagine you date in Cameron, Oh his character?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Oh my god, bro Wait, what's the what's the jewel's bar?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Don't touch nothing, sitting in the car, Sit in the car.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yeah, that's what that's what it's like.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
How to counter New York men? Yea, And that's right,
that's how you grow up to be me.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
That's the fact what Jada kiss makes you hop out
to get the duchess. You know what I'm saying, Like
it just just grows on you be like you got
to become a defensive stereo.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Like that I'm saying. But like on a serious tip,
I feel like I do.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I do get like I feel like it's crazy that
it's gotten to the point where the City of Miami
has to put out hey, not even a public service announcement,
a public service disclaimer that like, YO, don't come here.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
There's a lot of cops we called. We called mad
extra cops. Guys.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yes, the whole that's the whole ship. Yeah, we call
mad cops.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
And guess what. Roder Santus is still the governor. He's
not running for president no more so you will go
to jail if you have sex. Okay, I don't care.
I don't care to listen in your room like they
got the fucking we.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Know the crypto mayor of Miami, that fake ass like
SIMI look at niggas, it's like I am Roberto Suarez. Listen,
if you have sing Gando in your hotel room, you're
gonna go to this pre song.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Jail, right to jail, right right to jail. Yeah, some
fred armis and ship right right to jail.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
When I went to Miami one time, bro, and that
ship is a different word, Like five bitches in one room.
No it wasn't me. It was me and of like
six niggas in one room, drop.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Dropping one how many bodies a song.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
To old them? I got some bitch ass friends, that's all.
That's all.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
But listen, that's not even a slant. That's sound a
slight on you because everybody's done the yo we going
six D.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
To my Yeah, but no, no, no fuck y'all.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Except me because I'm be in the house. But the
only time I've ever been to Florida was to visit
my baby mom's parents in Oh. Yeah, that's the that's
ever since I was a kid.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I was like, I never want to go there because
that ship literally means.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Rat mouth, Yeah, the mouth of the rat.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I was like, why would I go to the method?
Why would I go to rat Mouth?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Don't know why they named it that. That's a good history.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
It's so funny, bro, Like all these I think it's
hilarious that, like some of the most racist counties in
the US have like Spanish names, native names, Portuguese names.
You know what I'm saying, Like, like, where do you
think Saskatchewan comes from?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
What the fuck?
Speaker 11 (12:43):
Like?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
How you racist from from Colorado?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
What? How does that make?
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, Like okay, cool, no doubt, but
you like, you know what I'm saying. So that Mede
me posted my guy. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Yeah, Bro, Miami has a what they have a condition?
Actually you can still go there, but only if you
go to Diddy house.
Speaker 9 (13:09):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I saw a tweet that same and Yo, I want
to give you credit, my brother, so please, if if
you remember, please shut yourself out. My man said the
only way to defeat Diddy is to drive a dildo
through his heart.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
And I was like, yo, man, that is so insanely true.
Speaker 9 (13:29):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Here yo feel because remember when it was just like yo,
he killed Biggie, he got he got bigg he got
Biggie killed, he got two podcast it was conspiracy. But
now I'm like, now he did that all that ship, bro,
because now all the ship is coming out, I'm just like,
oh nah no no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
And then motherfuckers, so.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Everybody knows he's like he's basically turning into like the
Black Hoffe Wine state. Like you know what I'm saying,
Like he's just doing way too much. All the ship
that's coming out. It sounds so insane that it has
to be true, you know what I'm saying. Like Bro
was coming out being like y'all, it was me and
Usher and Meek Mill, and like he gave us, uh
what he gave us ecstasy.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Or whatever, and then we all had sex. I was like, Bro,
come on, come on, come on.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
That sounds like some six brown checks fantasy situation, but
it didn't really happen, you know what I'm saying, Like
allegedly to run a lot of little allegendly like.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
If you look at any day picture and you really
zoom into his eyes, come on, ask any question, you're
gonna believe that he didn't.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yo, come on, And it was a lot of weird,
not weird, but like damning videos coming out, like with
the Meek shit too, because Me didn't say like, yo,
these allegations are false.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
He just came out like y'all I'm not gay, y'all.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yeah, yeah, oh wait a minute, I was gay.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah, he's just going hard against them, Like I'm not
gay that he's just like forgetting all the other ship.
I'm just like, yo, my man, there's a lot of
other ship on this docket. You know what I mean
that you like leaving out?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah, the Internet at large is just like really like
not great at that. It's like because it's like, bro,
like if you actually go through the fucking what's that?
What's that ship called the David or whatever?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
I'm yeah, I mean, I'm not a criminal.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
It's not like I would know what those documents are called.
But I'm a law abiding cities either.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
I have no idea what crime? How do you what's that?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
How do you spell that?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
But but but yeah, like no, but but like on
on some real ship. It's like it's some serious ship
on that and like the only thing that everybody came
out of that with was.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
That ship is so crazy because it's just like yo, again,
there's a laundry list of ship on this document.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Bro. A lot of it is way crazier than might
be gay. Yeah, a lot of it.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Yeah, it's a legend to literal murder and like conspiracy
and like like a dash of cannibalism.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I think cannibalism, dunking the dog off, all types of weird.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
That's that was a different, different different.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
That's my sexual construction paper. Goddamn, that's crazy. That's crazy.
Speaker 11 (16:06):
Joe Yo, it's at Radio vayre bro like that. It's
not by the way, they they didn't call you nothing,
they didn't light you up.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
I did you feel me, Joe.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Rady Brady got Rady opened up twenty cent? Yeah about too.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
I said, no, hold on, stop talking like that. Now,
you were about to sit down with kids away by.
That's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
We talked.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I'm from Queens, you see what I'm saying. So yeah,
really Queens for yall would have never get no idea.
Speaker 11 (16:43):
You know.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
It's like you Bronx barrow you on from the Bronx y'all,
just cause I could to see that. It's just Boogey
down on the back.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
By the way.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Today you can't see because we don't have video. I
am dressed like a Dominican g t A character. I
have the worst outfit, like I don't even know why
I put you like it is literally a Yankees hoodie
that has the Dominican flag in the word Yankees a
giant Dominican flag on.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
The hard.
Speaker 11 (17:12):
Joy.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
In fact, Joe style, you.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Hold on.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Because fucking Joseph Carter Gina really went on the god
Internet on the Internet.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
That we invented the three of us because we invented it.
That's true.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
You know what I'm saying, Go back check it. It
was an Al gore'sogle. This motherfucker, Yo, Joe man, what
is going on? He went on Instagram Live and he said, yo,
because we talked about the Trump's thinkers last week and
how they looked like fucking fucking chat muskt moon.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Boots like crazy. This motherfuck said.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I don't rock with Trump, but I'm a collector. So
when I saw that they had the Trumps, I had
to get the Trumps. I was like, Jordan's yeah, you
get the Trumps. Like no, like fat, listen, yo, large Joseph.
No one's calling them the Trumps, brother, the Trump Force.
(18:13):
No one is calling them that. Stop trying to make
fetch happen. It's not gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
The moon should Yo, Let's keep it real, Fat Joe,
you bought the DLC and that's okay.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
You bought you bought two k collectors editions fun.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
You bought Racism two K twenty four collections abition and
it came with the sneakers. And that's fine, bro, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
You know you you don't got to explain yourself. That's
such a that's such a bronx dude.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Thing to do is to make everything sound way like
cooler and more exclusive than it is.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Let me tell you, sir man, Yo, we will be
here three six A ready about the ship. This ship there.
But guess what I got.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I got a whole roll at three six eight n
y C stickers be it's only like twenty in them.
Joyce left, but you can't even get these ship you
get that ship collective. You know what I'm saying, Like
I'm I separate the off from the artists right now.
This is a moment in history. You feel mean, be
around much, not at all, and it don't matter that
you know what I'm saying. Times took a ship on
the floor here and he'd be doing watching and that
(19:14):
Rainy was masturbating in the front room.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Because at the end of the day, that's forty bodies.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
You know what I mean, it don't matter. Like Liz's
up here drinking gin straight out the bottle, you know
what I'm saying, and she threw up.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
But that don't I don't mean nothing, because what happened in.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
This place was special.
Speaker 11 (19:29):
Special.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I mean we collected and we had to cop the
three six eighths. Yeah, pull your air poles. Yeah, this
is what I want motherfuckers to bring back.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah again, y'all are not criminals, so yeah, might not
know about you might you might, Okay, cool, you might
know some criminals. The air patackies what they used to
call the air pattackies. The shoes that they give you
in prison, was like where you got the belt crow strapped?
Oh yeah, you know what I'm saying. I'm like, yo,
why has it mischief is over here making Megan man boots.
I was like, why don't y'all make air patackies, bro,
that are comfortab You know what I'm saying it so
(20:01):
I can remember, you know what I'm saying them.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
To the hard time because I think I think because
if they do that, I think what will happen is
motherfucker's gonna start like glamorizing that ship. Then everybody gonna
want to pull a kaisona and like do a jail,
do a fake jail stream and ship.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yeah, we don't need that, bro.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
You know how you know how silly I felt when
I tried to recommend each yourun to the homie and
I was like, yeah, each around Ramen is like the
best ramen ever.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
It's like from Japan whatever. It's two locations in New
York City.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
You sit by yourself, you don't talk to nobody. They
feed you through a window and guess who guess what.
I was trying to recommend it to motherfucking Towanda and
then Towanda was like, so jail, bro, Like, so they
feed you through a window, you.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Don't talk to nobody, and you eat your food and leave.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
And I was like, well, damn not that you that way.
Speaker 7 (20:55):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
The pot that makes it night like jail is that
you can leave ye eat robin and just stayed there.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
And wash your own ball. Also it's ramen and not
just bread and cheese. So yeah, and a random like protein.
Yeah yeah, Fat Joe and the Trumps man, the Trumps.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Listen, when you buy a van Go, do you think
about what Van Go did?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
I'm like he said, he said, listen, he said. At
the end of the day, you don't know what he
was into?
Speaker 7 (21:26):
What do you?
Speaker 3 (21:27):
I just want, Liz, what what did he mean by that? Like,
I need your your point of view on this, bro?
Speaker 7 (21:35):
I think that anybody taking Fat Joe serious right now?
For we're all right, Bro, I got hit him with
the Dave Chappelle Like, who gives a fun?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
John, where's Joe? Somebody please aproaching?
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Somebody please fine Fat Joe so we can make sense
from all this.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Oh my god, raady, oh my.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Yeah. Think it's like a video game.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Boy.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
So at this point, wonderful.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
We're gonna take a break to talk about how we
collect this you know what I'm saying, and we separate.
We don't know what we're gonna find out way any
wohol was into? Why y'all listen to this Bolivia Center
Block Commercier.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
We'll be right back, Literity, Thank you so much for
tuning into the Victory Life podcast.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Guys. We appreciate you guys for being here. That is
my customer service, major world voice.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
First of all, let me let me start this segment specifically,
y'all didn't help me while I was receiving verbal lashings
last week on Twitter.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
I was sick and our our fans they jumped men, So.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
You know what happened.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
So I saw that right, and I said, Yo, you
know what, I've been married for a long time and
I know that I should speak louder than words. So
everybody that was trying to fry you on the internet,
I found the IP address and I went to the
crib and I fucked them up.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
See, I did the opposite because I'm a secret hater.
So I actually joined in on the verbal lashings because
I actually secretly don't like Liz whatsoever, because who the
fuck is this bitch to try to steal my shine?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
And shit, I feel like victory line was old. I
feel like this was my moment. Oh it's stinky as Brooklyn.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Side.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I'm glad you got sea.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
See see.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
And then this is a ship that killed me because
if there was video, we could clearly see.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Them all of us are having a great time. A
holy the read and sluts are gonna go.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Well, we can see, but clearly you can hear from
the tone of its voice that he is not in
fact joking and he is harboring Sirius secret animals.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
I hear resent I have ree in his voice. Bro relaxed,
But you know.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Maybe we need conspiracies like that, Bro drive view.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
Think that if we get into a brawl, Oh yeah,
if you will, shift will jump by like three hundred thousand.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Let me tell you what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
And we're not even gonna edit this out because that's
how ignorant the masses are. We're gonna get into a
brawl and I'm a ship in my pants as a
callback to the old episode. You know what I'm saying.
And he's gonna be like, Yo, he's ship in his
PiZZ you know what I'm saying through the ring man
his pizs.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
You know what I'm saying. That meal you got me
to full Nelson like like Draymond.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Enough time just you're gonna turn his body like where
that's going off? I mean the dookie single round like this.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
And I've been taking your listen. I'm been keeping a
bunk with y'all. I've been off with my jar for
like two months. I've been taking some crazy ships me
multiple times a day.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
I don't know why I said that. Let's move on
to South Korea. Not even missed South Korea.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Don't chuck this.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Out you think miss McConnell doochie on himself.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
No, absolutely, let me tell you something. Those times that
he's been on video and he's like been talking and
then just stop.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
That was the ship, bro. You know when you're like
holding it, you like like listen, everybody in here has
soiled themselves. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
I'm doing emotion. It's like, yeah, just like something a
lap bro the pool. You know what I'm saying. You
never do that. That's biological terrorism. Telling yourself now, you
don't do that. You don't more than that ship.
Speaker 9 (25:40):
That's why kids time at the pool. They're two three
years old. Oh I'm out of there. I'll see you
two days from now.
Speaker 7 (25:46):
It's pissing's been in the pool where they had to
empty it out because somebody should in.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
It was pulled up.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
That's a was in a relation. Was in the pool
with the fitted in the waterpool, fitty b tex with
mass space in between his pars, and that's why.
Speaker 9 (26:08):
It can't be waterproof. And yo on a related topic,
Charlie Brown. If you look at his hat, he was
rocking the Negro league's hat. That's why Fox with Charlie
like the negro leagues.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yeah, yeah, you have to make a wish. Kids on
the ship. And she was always sideways like the brooms,
never pointed to the front. I'm like, well, what is
Charlie throwing? He's off that Brown? Yo. Fucking people need
just all fucking apparently, is what I've heard. You know
what I'm saying. Not me, I'm done fucking.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Yeah, you've you've done enough for procreation.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I'm done fucking. I'll fuck as a hobby.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Yeah, now, you know what I'm saying, has a pastime.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
You know what I'm saying. I said, is Domino's fucking
You know what I'm saying. I do a little.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
I do puzzles, jigsaw puzzles, like five hundred pieces of
better sit down with a nice red wine.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
Yeah, you should definitely put seven thousand dollars in the wash.
Speaker 9 (27:01):
We can buy our own studio with the amount of
money in the Washington Listen, and I'm pointing a shaky
finger at you.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
One day you'll be washed.
Speaker 9 (27:12):
It won't happen, but all of a sudden, you're realizing
how comfortable theirs really are.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
That maybe such a shouldn't really be charging ninety dollars. Yeah,
they really do have these forces. Is hard, but damn
these hookers.
Speaker 7 (27:25):
Man, I'm getting old because anytime I see teenagers, I'll
be like, all right, it's my time to go.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
More than three teenagers in one place, time to pack out.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Here they again, they getting comfort.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Speaking of comfort, man, I think that's why South Korea
having that little problem, having that little issue, yo, because.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
They the Dixon.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
South Korea is the Mitch McConnell of America, you know
what I'm saying, Because it's ready to step They ready
to step down. But they might not even make it
till the time to step down. Because he stepped down
in November. I think it might not even make it,
bro because he's he's been having hard drive reboots alive
for that forever, shipping on himself.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
And then the windows, the windows XP noise like the
shutdown noise. Yeah, he's just staying in his place, like
when you're trying to close the window when it goes, yo, whoa.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Whoa, You just gotta plug up the explode.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
That means every organ in that man's body is like
you ever see like the looting to his cartoons where
they just shoveling call into the furnace, like.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Man, desperately, we gotta keep the sh all y'all. There's
like there's like four.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Or five and I know they're black because it's Mitch
occonnell like in there, shoveling call into a bro. Every
single one of his organs be every single one, Doug,
and he's racist his flock.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
He's like cursing his organs and ship. I can't wait
for this seget of doe. God damn it.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
That's how we come here.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
The ocean.
Speaker 11 (29:00):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
He looked like the fucking that dog that went viral
because it got stung in the face by a bee.
That's what he looked like. Jesus Christ, give him money.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
But yeah, nah, man, you were saying, like, actually, Liz
brought this up. This is a very important topic in
South Korea for all my Koreans out there. You know
what I'm saying, South now North, I don't know what
they're doing.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
No, apparently they're still sucking. At the end of the day.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
We don't know what Kim Jong is into, you know,
what I'm.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Saying, but to get the cannon, how to get them
Kim force yo. He Actually I think he wears Stacy Adams.
Bro I'm not even lying. I think Kim Joh wear
Stacey Adams and he buys Mad Hennessy.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
That's like the thing about him. He buys Mad Hennessy
and he wears mad Stacy Adams. I said that ship
with my whole chest.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
So it's true. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
I heard in South Korea they have been like every
year just keep dropping. Women are not getting pregnant, They're not.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Fucking Is it because is it because the dudes is lame?
Speaker 5 (29:59):
Like what's the No, it's not has nothing to do
with that. It's just that they are like legit refusing
to pro create.
Speaker 7 (30:05):
They're just that you guys are so bad at existing
and allowing us to exist, y'ah getting no pussy.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
It's not not not today, not yesterday.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Also, I think I think it's a part of that
just has to do with the fact that, like the
nuclear family set up is just not worth it anymore,
you know what I mean, Like like they're like I
think Merrow, you know, those scumbag as he might be
it's probably it's probably the last of the best of us,
the last, the last of multiple nuclear family.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Yeah. I was.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
I sat down with with somebody and they were like, yo.
They asked me how much kids I had and I
was like, I got I got four kids. And they
were like god, they said like like the killers damn,
and then immediately followed up by are you Catholic?
Speaker 10 (30:50):
And I was like.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
What do you mean by that? Like like what like
gay people are cool? Like what do you me?
Speaker 8 (31:00):
Like?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
I like everything, like I'm an ally what the fuck?
Like he was just like, oh no, no, no, because
Catholics don't believe in abortion. I was like, nigga, I'm
from the Bronx. I am a dominicant man from the Bronx.
I fully believe in abortion. And I would waive all
the player on her flags all day, okay, because listen,
playing me he got me out of a lot of trouble.
And so the playing paroo, you know what I'm saying,
because uh started to play and she had to play
(31:22):
a parao because listen, I did not want a twenty
five year old Meryl junior runner round here, okay, And
he'd be up here trying to rap.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Just try to try to steal your mic be like yo,
Liz yo, just sing home.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
Andy on my on my first ye your isn't the
twelve year old one.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Try to do that anyway? Nah?
Speaker 7 (31:37):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yeah, he's on something like you were six months old. Yeah,
that's crazy. But he's like he was like a little
a little brito. But he's actually like a good kid.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
He's into like architecture and ship Valentine's that he got
a Lego set that was fly Whiz and he made
it for his mom. I was like, Yo, that's mad adorable.
None of my kids want to rap, you know what
I'm saying, Like knock on wood my eleven year old Mike.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
I think he us the DJing ship. That's why I
got the n PC one. Nice. You know what I'm saying.
Make beats on that bro. Do something with yourself because.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
It was about to come on kids slow and tell
my god please, this is that's how you know victory
Like nobody's safe, nobody kids kits just train.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah, I love you, baby. You got podcast beef with
your son about to sell one. You might talk about
your button podcast. He about to have to tell all
with Godrick and Griffin guess ship shape? Yeah, oh now
(32:37):
you want Mayald three?
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Come on, no more Mayroll Jr. Don't say that. Oh
come on, don't say that.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
They don't say that.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Come on your sharp, bro. Did you see he just
went viral for getting out the call?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
I feel like every time he does anything, he goes
viral because two reasons. Number one, I feel like, yeah,
this construction going on in the back road, it's all good.
But he looks like Barney when when people said, like
he looks like the O G. Barney the Dinosaur, I
could not un see that ship but that was it forever.
He looked like Barney Dinosaur. And he's impossibly prolic Like
(33:12):
I don't see like, Bro, you walk around, I walk
down ten blocks in New York City, I will not
see a nigga that broadly.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yeah, but he was an athlete, right yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Yeah, it's just like, Bro, you retire, you like sixty
ninebe that's when you get washed. Like all the other
guys that I see on TV, they got the like
yoo every day.
Speaker 12 (33:27):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
I got that poison him, bro, Like I don't care,
like I was staying in shape to make money. Now
that I'm making money wearing a suit, Bro, this suit
could be tailored, like you know what I'm saying, I
could get it. I could get a triple Bastia quadruple
XL like it's not the baby Like look at Shack, Bro,
Shaq was like fucking iron Diesel man. Now he looked
like the fucking the big they got the strip club.
That's like your big man, big man, you can't do
(33:48):
the dance, big man. Yeah, I don't want to tell
you again A big man, A right, you big man
all day?
Speaker 5 (33:54):
He's going viron for the dumb shit. I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I don't want to see.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
I think car he got out of the car.
Speaker 7 (34:00):
He just got on some type hands, so you know
he's he's brollick and he got a little like skinny legs.
I don't understand why it's going viral, Bro, Why they
wilding on him like the way they are.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
I think it's because.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
I think it's because most people are used to seeing
Shannon Sharp either sitting down or behind a desk.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
I think that video is.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Probably the first time I have ever seen his whole
body in a while, like and yeah, that's the first
time I've ever seen that man standing anywhere, you know
what I mean? So, and then for the fit to
be that terrible.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yo, his fits are wild.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
His fits a wild because the thing you could be
brollick or you could get fits off.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
You can't do both, Like you can't have a chest
this big bro and get a fiddle bro.
Speaker 7 (34:43):
It's just not so many restrictions, bro, because we guys
question for the fellas listening at home, is it gay
to be alive?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Hold on?
Speaker 3 (34:56):
You mean to tell me that you are inhaling another
man's ey oxygen?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
That's crazy or.
Speaker 5 (35:03):
Something to survive?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
This is what I mean about you. Like you see
you need a boss. I don't need a boss.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
You are a boss.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
I literally live just I am that person I am there.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
You inhaling me, You see how you need me to exist.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
That's what I'm saying. That's how we're doing it out here.
You know what I'm saying. I'll tell you one other.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Thing is that the air that I'm breathing, I'm not
even breathing it next to this motherfucker because he's a male.
I breathe your air because you're a female. You didn't
see what I'm saying. So female energy is look.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
You you even you're doing like you're taking away from
a woman like you see like you're putting yourself in
that position.
Speaker 5 (35:38):
You're just subhuman.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
That's what I'm saying that, queen.
Speaker 7 (35:41):
My real question is what can you do as a
man and just have fun without it involving like guns
or you like punching a hole in the wall. Because
Kanye album is like delayed some ship, but we can't
do puzzles.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
I was enjoying doing myself.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
I want to drink Tower puzzle and now I'm gonna
just smatch this shit off the desk.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Like John Q.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
When I get back in the Yeah, I guess I'm
just gonna get in the car, throw on big extra
plug and go do something to somebody. That's all I
can do.
Speaker 7 (36:15):
Now.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
We gotta be extras. I got a pedicure the other
day and I was like, yo, five bodies.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Right back, We're gonna discuss masculinity privately amongst ourselves and
comes to a conclusion. As soon as you hear this
ad for Viking spring.
Speaker 5 (36:32):
Water legit.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Litery welcome back to Victory Light. And uh, we are
running out of topics here, so Liz, you gotta give
me something, baby.
Speaker 7 (36:46):
Come on, I've never running out of topics. I know
you've worked a lot of jobs. Have you ever been
a cock stun devil? We're back on Hi all right,
Max Comminity. Now we're on dis I'm saying j being
the eater for forty five minutes about William having a
(37:09):
trying the article, and well, I'll tell you that a bit.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
I was reading this.
Speaker 7 (37:14):
Article yesterday about Willem Dafoe. Willem hate it, Bro. I
hate that his name is just not William.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
His mom. I want to snap a neck.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Whatever.
Speaker 7 (37:28):
The producer of the movie Anti Christ Bro said that
he had to find a stunt double for this man's.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Dick because it was too big it would distract the viewers.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Bro, not too big.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
It was too big, Bro, But like I.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Mean, you kind of need that energy to play green Goblin.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yeah energy Bro, Yeah, but the.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
Mask you know how big your they gotta be for
the producer to be like, y, we got.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
A high another whole person. Yeah, we got to put
somebody else's dick on payroll. But the specifically because their
dick is smaller.
Speaker 5 (38:07):
What do you look for in a job listing?
Speaker 10 (38:10):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (38:10):
So have youy' all watched the movie?
Speaker 12 (38:12):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Actually, okay, okay, okay, Because in the movie, the very
first scene of the movie is a shower sex scene
and it is a slow mo of a dick in
black and white entering answering the cooter.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
So yeah, that's the very first scene of the movie.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Let's open with this fucking vaginal putitation. Yeah that's crazy,
you know how, Bro?
Speaker 7 (38:36):
Maybe I'm fucked up for thinking is, but I'm like, bro,
how big is that? How big it they got to
be for the producer to say.
Speaker 5 (38:41):
Yo, hold on, hold on?
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Yeah, seventy mil Also, also, the dick on screen, Like,
wasn't that small?
Speaker 11 (38:51):
Bro?
Speaker 4 (38:53):
I don't know if maybe it's how they shot the ship,
but like that ship did not look like no you know, yeah,
act you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
So yeah, I'm sorry, Liz, but go ahead.
Speaker 7 (39:09):
Yeah, no, no, no, the producer had to step in.
So the producer that you see is the dick that
you see.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
No way, you know what.
Speaker 5 (39:19):
I think he probably probably did that ship on purpose.
He probably was like, no, I want to do that instead, let.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Me hear it was like, gosh, this is a dire emergency.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Goddamn it, Williams dick is far too big.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
All right, But sir, who's gonna step in and save
the day. It's all right, me and my girthy eight
inches talk to it. God damn it, walk.
Speaker 5 (39:45):
Into what sir?
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Are you sure? Come here? Hey, Bartholow, you come here?
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Fluff me damn it. They had a fluffer on the
sentiment to christ bro crazy, how.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Big does your dick have to be for you to
pay a production assistant to take all the producer in
this case, which, by the way, begs the question if
we were in a similar situation with Hassan or Victor,
step up and put the dicks on camera.
Speaker 12 (40:17):
You know what I'm saying, both of you, to assume
that either of them don't have the biggest dicks in
the room, we will never see each other's penises.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Now, that's not that's not real friendship. Listen, bro, listen, I.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Take you through it.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
Listen, bro, If y'all okay, all I'm saying is there's
a there's an allegiance between uncircumcised brothers in the world.
There's there's a there's an unspoken alliance between us and
and and that's all that I'm at livery you're saying
right here on this podcast.
Speaker 5 (41:04):
Is if you can't compare, if you can't compare your
cock with your brother, what can you do?
Speaker 1 (41:09):
What can you do as as a man?
Speaker 9 (41:10):
You go to a urinal at the same event, okay,
quick glance to establish dominant dominance and you move on.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Okay, you like, Or you go to a bar with
a trough.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
No separation is not crazy.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Yeah, it's just like you don't know if to splashback
is yours or not.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
But that's the thing you're talking about a truff. There's
no space in between anybody.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
You know what I'm saying. Depending on how.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Crowded this situation is, you could be in the shoulder
and shoulder. You know what I'm saying, cock to cock,
Like the loss said, you know what I'm saying, chest
to chest, cock to cock. You know what I'm saying,
Like real, we should be docking, bro, You're not how docking, bro.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
That's how we link up.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
Listen, We're all at the end of the day, we're
all wizards in the same dungeon.
Speaker 5 (41:55):
And how you.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
And what you should do this. You roll your foreskin
over that of your brethren, and that's how you pass
mana over from one.
Speaker 5 (42:06):
Wizard to the next, established dominating the wizarding community.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
Don't want they don't want me to leak this info.
You know what I'm saying, Victory like, we're not you
know what.
Speaker 10 (42:17):
I'm saying, we tell the truth, were honest and you'll
find out on my ass for David, you know we're.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Not honestly, bro.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
When you just sitting there, the way to acknowledge another
man's cock, I think is that is that a urinal situation,
like Victory saying like was saying, you just look over
and you hit the t pain. Just look over you
be like you'd be like yo, you look over, you
be like damn that boy got some me like that,
you know what I'm saying, off dapping it up with
a pissy hand and then just walk.
Speaker 8 (42:48):
Oh I thought you might hit the t pain like yeah, yeah, yeah,
stepping thing is show you.
Speaker 5 (43:05):
Let me see what you got.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Let me next to you, Let me.
Speaker 5 (43:13):
Let me see that.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Peace coming story.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Speaking of speaking of fucking taking a piece on the
next to uh uh man in various situations because you
and I we don't bump heads a whole lot me
and you Meryll. But one topic in particular.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
That I will defend to the death.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
Oh man, it's shooting in the club.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Shout into the home.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
Wee big Usana who said, and I quote shoting in
the club is crazy? It really is that great, because
y'all listen, I've been to you know, like a camera,
I've been to whole islands, came into Rikers, I've been.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
To every type of situation, club situation, like far domestic.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
I never felt comfortable enough to shit in the club, yo, Like,
I never felt comfortable enough to shit, like really shit.
Like if it's like yo, this shit is coming out
no matter what, then it's just like emergency and then
you just kind of do that hover shit where you
just like, you know what I mean, you hope you
don't shit on your pants type situation, but you just
hit wait for the bluep you.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Know what I mean, and then you wipe you get
the fuck up out of there.
Speaker 10 (44:24):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
But I'm a casual shitter, you know what I mean,
Like I take my pants down, like you know what
I'm saying. I'm like, oh, it's an experience. Yeah, Like
I'm getting up with.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
A dead leg. That's how long I'm saying that. You
know what I'm saying, Like I'm getting up, I'm limping
like I got shot. You know what I'm saying. Like,
that's how I like the ship.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
So shit in the club is just like, Bro, you
ever see them plays when they're putting out forest fires
and they just open up the back and all this
shit fall out. That's how shit in the club. If
I have to shit in the club, because I am like, Yo,
this shit.
Speaker 5 (44:51):
Is I can't see this BAHRAINI is trembling right.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Now looking at not listen. I've never been called I've
never been more ready to die on a hill. I've
never been more prepared to die on the hill by myself.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
But let me, let me, let me set the scene
for you though, right I like, I've shot the locksmith.
You know what I'm saying, shot the tellers. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
This is my two satellite on my spots Locksmith in particular. Yo,
it's like you know what I mean, It's like we
turn it up in here, so like there's a line
for the bathroom. It's a club bathroom, so like just
piss everywhere, and it's just like, yo, bro, I'm gonna
sit down in this Why you like.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yo, yo, yo yo. Somebody's in there. Somebody's in there, Yes,
that somebody's in there. Bro, this just is not vacant.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
I got that, bro, I got the kit.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
You got the kit.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
I bring the kit with me to the club.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
I get the fake out. Okay, check this out. Check
this out. Check this out? All right.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
Disinfecting wipes for the seat boom. No, hold on, you
think I'm playing with you. Disinfecting wipes for the seat
boom right then, after I'm done, I got the poop
perice spray, right after some motherfuckers listen, some motherfuckers don't
even know what time it was when I was in there.
Right then, if it's a long ass line outside, then
if I if I really got to get the fuck
(46:10):
out of his and I know it's gonna be mad
eyes on me. I got the baby powder so I
could put some of it on my pinky and put
it by my nose and make it look like to
make it look like by the way, to make it
to communicate to everyone. I wasn't taking a ship. I
was doing the more acceptable thing, doing drugs in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Sorry, guys.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
And it's like I was never even there, Yo, that's wild.
Hold on, I ain't even I ain't even I ain't
even finished. A kid A little tight, a little the
airport pack.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Of dude wipes.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
Bro, Oh, it's infected wipes, pooper re spray dude wipes,
fake cocaine. Because that's what I was saying.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
I was like, Yo, the dude wipes, Like that's you
got me, You got me on that, because my shit
is like this. You take your ship at the club,
you know what I'm saying. Like, everybody goes to a
party a club for different reasons. Some people go there
the hook cup with people. Some people go there to dance.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
I go there to take a shit, specifically.
Speaker 5 (47:02):
Taking that that that kid idea to shark te.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
Shitting in the club kids. Bro, when you go to
target thing at the little airport investing, he gives me
those fish.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Yeah already already, He's like, that's why I like this. Yeah,
it was part of like the it was part of
the synergy, you know. But this is the thing and
I'm gonna end on this. When you go to the
club it's usually you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
You working. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
You got and if you're take a ship and then
you start catching dubs to fucking Alpha.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
You know what I'm saying. After three Blas bro yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
As is like full of fucking melted rollos and that's
where the mint dude wipes come in.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
That's what I'm saying. That's what you got, wi yo.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (47:44):
We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
We got some Bosian fire alarms. Okay, that's.
Speaker 5 (47:54):
Oh my god, larious.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (48:01):
Episode twenty nine, you cowards. You know what I'm saying.
There's another one in the chamber. Good straight to your
dumb You know what I'm saying. Oh, you're dick if
you're standing next to us at the urinal, or you're
or if you're willing to vote, if you want to phone,
you got that schlong You know what I mean, That
slongong with sixteen o's. It's been episode twenty nine, y'all.
Hope you enjoy it because next one is episode thirty.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
You know what I mean. So we're getting closer to
being washed.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Listen to the fucking building right in more fucking building,
Uncle Victor, the building, and it's a sign insane.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
We'll be back in a couple of days, bitch, you
know what I'm saying. So it's tighten up.
Speaker 5 (48:47):
I'm legitary like like like
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