Episode 4 | "Just Glaze!"

@THEKIDMERO

@LIZBELORTIZ

@RAINEYOVALLE

 

 

Read by @ROYWOODJR

VICTORY LIGHT: SUNDAY OCTOBER 24 2009

NI99AS THAT WAS PROBABLY MAD PUSSY

YO THERES ALOT OF MUTHAFUCKAS WHO WAS POWERFUL OR HAD SHIT ON SMASH OR DID MAD DIRT AND YALL THINK THEY PROBABLY TOUGH GUYS, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THESE NI99AS THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE THEY WAS PROBABLY MAD PUSSY AND WASN'T GANGSTA AT ALL AND THEY JUST GOT WRITTEN UP THAT WAY CUZ THEY HAD PR PEOPLE AND WAS COOL WITH MUTHAFUCKAS AT THE NEWSPAPER OR WHATEVER. HERE'S A FEW OF THEM.

 

GEORGE WASHINGTON: THIS BOZO IS THE FATHER OF THE COUNTRY AND REVOLUTIONARY WAR AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BUT THE NI99A GOT ON A WIG AND A POETRY SHIRT. BRO LOOK LIKE A GRANDMA IN A BLAZER. AND THIS GUY WORE A SUIT AND THIGH HIGHS ALL THE TIME. IMAGINE I GO OUT IN A SUIT AND THIGH HIGHS? THATS LIKE WEARING A SANDWICH BOARD THAT SAY "FAM I AM SO PUSSY" ALSO I DON'T THINK WARS BACK IN THE DAY WAS A BIG DEAL, IF A NI99A SHOT YOU AND MISSED IT TOOK LIKE 13 MINUTES FOR THEM TO RELOAD. SO BASICALLY ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS BE PUSSY AND WAIT FOR MUTHAFUCKAS TO SHOOT FIRST THEN MAKE SURE YOU AIN'T MISS. WASN'T NO LANDMINES OR SNIPER RIFLES OR GRENADES. SHIT WAS A JOKE. NI99AS BASICALLY HAD KNIFE FIGHTS WITH STICKS...AND THEY WAS WEARING SPORT COATS AND THIGH HIGHS THE WHOLE TIME. WILD PUSSY. HE LOOKS MAD PUSSY IN THE PICTURE OF HIM IN THE BOAT TOO. ALSO, THE NATIVES FOUGHT ALL THIS NIGGAS FIGHTS FOR HIM BUT YOU KNOW HOW THAT GO, THEY GON TEACH YOU HISTORY. SON WAS PROBABLY OD PUSSY.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, you've seen the frustration overlaps in the chronics, Stacey.
He is now into the gangster mode, you.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Know, like a literary like like.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
A literary like niggas that was probably mad pussy.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
All right.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Look, it's a lot of motherfuckers who was powerful or
they had shit on smash or dead mad dirt, and
y'all probably think they tough, but there's something about them
niggas that just makes me feel like they was probably
mad pussy and it wasn't gangster at all, and they
just got written up as gangsters because they had pr
people that was cool with motherfuckers at the newspaper or
the courier or the fucking message pigeons or the telegrams.

(00:58):
However the fuck you spread word on some social media
back then, here's a few of these mad pussy motherfuckers.
George Washington, this nigga, fucking Bozo, the father of the
Country Revolutionary War, blah blah blah, four score and seven,
Shut the fuck up. Nigga had on a wig and
a poetry shirt. Bro look like a grandma, and a

(01:19):
fucking blazer, and he had wooden teeth. How the fuck
you a gangster with wooden teeth. You ever had a
toothpick and you leave a toothpick in your mouth too
long and it's soft and soggy. That was that nigga's
mouth at all times. Fucking wooden, fucking soggy mouth. And
and he wore a suit with thigh highs thy imagine

(01:43):
I go out in a suit and thigh highest That's
like wearing a sandwich board that say Hey, nigga, I'm
mad pussy. Also, I don't think wars back in the
day was that big of a deal. We love to
talk about, Oh, the Great Battle of seventeen seven in
the mofucker shoot at you and miss, It's thirteen minutes
before he reloaded. Basically, all you had to do was

(02:04):
be pussy, wait for motherfuckers to shoot first. Make sure
they ain't hit you, because if you get hit, you
gonna die. Because it wasn't no fucking night quill, weren't
no aspirins and shit. Wait for motherfucker to shoot at you,
he missed, and then.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
You bomb back.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Wasn't no landmines or sniper rifles or grenades.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Or I d's.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
The shit was a joke. Niggas basically had knife fights
with sticks that's all. A fucking rifle is a seventeen
seventy six rifle. It's just a fucking knife taped to
the end of a fucking stick. And they was wearing
sport coats and thigh highs the whole time, with them
blousey ass pants, fucking Negro League baseball pants. Motherfucker dressed

(02:44):
like Satchel Page from the waist down talking about I'm
here to fight for freedom. George Washington wasn't shit. Only
reason the Nigga won is because the British was wearing
red coats in the fucking forest.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
You could see them, Nigga, I can see you right
there behind.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
The fucking.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
This niggas is pussy man, sport coach, starhives, mad pussy.
And then they then they got the nerder to put
that picture George Washington in the boat when they crossing
the river, this niggas standing showing off the fucking the
two inch fucking Louis baton heels. Also, the Natives fought
all this. Niggas fights for him. Nigga wasn't the general,

(03:23):
he was a delegator. But they ain't gonna tell you that.
They a't gonna tell you that about George Washington. But
you know how that go. They gonna teach you his
story Son was probably O D Pussy.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
Oh my god, y'all, Yo, shout the fuck out to
the god Roy Wood Junior, one of the funniest motherfuckers
on the planet.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
My god, Yo, listen, Roy, you are a fucking genius.
Nah night quill for a gunshot, night quote for a
gunshot Woods. It's called crazy, Bro.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
This I'm telling you, man, this is why I fucking
hate TV because a motherfucker like Roy Juel.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
I was gonna say, j.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
A motherfucker like Roy, It should be the host of
some ship and they just let him cook.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Bro. It's like, do whatever, fuck you up.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
But because TV is so garbage, it's like, Yo, you
can't let him motherfucker like Roy, Like b Roy, you
know what I mean. You gotta put him in a
fucking box. I hate that ship. Man shot the fucking
Roy And also shout out to Rainy because y'all actually
thought that the lin Manuel intro from last episode was
not actually Limono.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
It was limonoel Bro had Limonel.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
At the fucking fifty yeth Anniversary of Hip Hop concert
at Yankee Stadium, smoking his eyes high in Jim.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Pop, I guess to meet him.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Wrapping along in the boutang being like, you know what
I'm saying correct and not saying that word.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
He skipped that part, you know. But yo, yo, fim
to you like a tremendous talent, you know what I mean?
Like I said it says it in the fucking description
of this ship beat. I have a tremendous I have
of talent.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, and he really and he really does. And like
shout out to shout out to Liz Bell. By the way,
Liz couldn't make it. She's not an effect right now.
But that's his Victory Light baby, that's what we do.
Shout out to Victory Light. I'm gonna do that. Can
I do the generic Spotify podcast intro? Do you mind?
Can I do it? I'll tell you so. Welcome to
episode five. It's five right, four? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Welcome

(05:29):
to episode four of Victory Light. We're joined here by
the one and only the brains of the operation, the
Kid Merrow. We're here with Uncle Victor. We hit with
special guest men training in the building. That's not an effect,
but men men been in effect for a grit. We
got Hassan on audio, you know what it is, and
your boy the King of impressions.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
I guess your boy passing the torch. It's gonna be
a peaceful transition of power. Don't let it be.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
And if he's it's fakes, refuse to let go step
of any of that. I'm not going anywhere. I'm in
the best shape of my life.

Speaker 6 (06:08):
To you, I've never looked more orange than I do
right this second, look like a cutie.

Speaker 7 (06:20):
Has there ever been a peaceful transition of power? Because
I feel like the last time that happened in this country,
motherfuckers were storming the capitol.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
There's only there's only one and it's one. You wouldn't
expect Kanye to push good music. That's the only peaceful
transition of power in history. Was like a bro. Kanye
was like, hey, I I skipped my meds today, so
why don't you run good music forever? Push was like,

(06:50):
say less and he did that ship but he said
that's a joke.

Speaker 7 (06:54):
Right.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Kanye was like, no, I gotta wear leggings in Italy,
not on a boat. Yeah, you know, I get my
dick sucked on a boat with my ass cracked out.
Oh my god, bro, yo. And then the ship about
that photo is that it's like that's kind of it's
kind of like a flex. It's like, here's tasteful softcore.

(07:17):
Let's let's go. Here's the thing though, if you asked,
that's what I'm saying. If no one told me it
was Kanye, I would have thought it was two Italian crackheads.
It's just just in love, you know. What's crazy? For
like how out there he is.

Speaker 8 (07:33):
People forget that, like Kanye had dick pics early in
his career, like full early.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah, early, and that's and that's what my people, I'm
just saying contextually, you know, And that's what was it
he paid? Yeah he said that boy got from me,
you know what I'm saying because Kanye, Yeah, I had
the joint, but yeah, but I had I had to
reply to a lot of people, like I mean, I
replied to like, oh my god, but I replied to

(08:05):
like one or two people that were like, yo, the
lin Manuel impression was crazy, and I'm like, that wasn't
that that was him? No fucking way, Like, yeah, yeah,
that was actually him. But I think so, I think
just just for the record for everyone listening, Like those
are pre taped, like they're not like people think they're
in the room with us.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
No, guys, listen, these are as you know, like they
say up top, like, Yo, this is an intro from
Victory Light, which is my blog from like a thousand
years ago. You know what I'm saying, which is classical shit,
and they read it. You know what I'm saying, because
it's like reading It's like how motherfuckers we passages from
the Bible? Bro, when you go to church and shit, yeah,
like you know what I mean, Like not that I
gotta go to church, but I heard you know what
I'm saying. In church, there's a guy in a robe

(08:44):
and he'd be like, yo, reading shit from this book
called the Bible, and that is what it is.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Victory Light is the Bible. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
If you are knowledgeable, every day individual like everybody in
this room, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
So what we do is take excerpts, yeah, of that
knowledge and he just read merrow domis three sixteen. I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (09:01):
Actually, what we're gonna do is and I think we
did it for Lynn already. We're gonna post the passage
and the description of the podcast, because again huge shout
out to Roy, Like the best version of Roy is
letting Roy do his thing, and I hope he finds that.
I genuinely hope he does. Yeah, they did your dirty
at the Daily Shown. Let's just be real, ye, just
so you can see like what the passage was and

(09:22):
like how Roy makes his own and made that ship
even funnier, which I thought wasn't possible.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah. Yeah, I'm stuck on niquill for a gun. I'm
here to fight for freedom. No, that's crazy, but you can't.
You can't. You can't say too much though, because now
everything is yo.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
Yo, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, Yo, Rainy Ye you
got good impressures, Yo, chill chill Yo. Dick right now, bro,
crazy right now, you blaze are crazy right now. Bro,
WI you.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Said your pastor asked you to like read the Bible.
He's like, Yo, this thing is stays on Jesus White
old Jesus Dick is the literally somebody about somebody like
on Twitter, like a while ago was like, Yo, not
to glaze or whatever, but you're mad funny, like you
could just you could have just said like, you know,
like God forbid you like anything sample just glaze just like.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
Really cherry popped us he yo, my man, yo yo,
stop slurping a bisco like that.

Speaker 7 (10:31):
You're not even in the room blazing like crazy.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yo, you glazing mondolaz crazy like bro, Yeah you're talking
about you like craft magging cheese yo yo rob craft Yo.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Come on, man, still don't want to give you a
table shot with Holy ship shower, Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (10:54):
Damn bro Holy. And then this is this is where
just SNS is like and you mad at me. This
is where Liz.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Would chime in with the crazy one liner. But yeah,
like ya don't at least you'll take showers.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
Yeah, yeah, got dirty.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
At least y'all take showers, y'all dirty ass bums. She's
so soft, she's so soft spoken. She'll read you for
filth and like not like you won't even notice. Like
she'll be like, if you think that's what's best for you,
pussy pussy, pussy pussy, you know, and you're just like, okay,

(11:34):
well now I'm having second thoughts. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (11:36):
Now reminds me of like, you know, like movies or
like animats or ship when you get sliced and you
don't realize and then you look down and then your
body's just in half and.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Slight like that Liz Roast like.

Speaker 7 (11:46):
You're so soft, and then you're like, damn, dude, I'm
in two pieces.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
It's shit. Her dome is shaved off. A third of
her dome is sh sh was crazy man surrounded, Oh
my god, how is that? So have you guys weak
been so far? Oh? Man? So I've seen you ground
I've seen you court side Andryl Meryl be doing ship

(12:10):
like it's like it's regular, Like I like he just
he just ground floor at MSG court signed like it's.

Speaker 7 (12:16):
The glazing is crazy right now.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Not to dick ride than nothing, but you know, like
I've seen you. No, not to dick ride nothing, but
you'll be doing your thing. You know what I'm saying.
I've seen you doing. I've seen you out here. I've
seen you making moves, running plays. You know what I mean.
I've seen you out there, bro. But not to dick
ride to nothing, Not to dick right, but like, yo,
you're doing your thing.

Speaker 9 (12:41):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
You know hey, I know your mom's in remission after
her last chemo session. Not to dick ride. But I'm
so happy that she beat cancer. Not to dick Righte
though cancer you know. But but but not glazing though
not you know what I'm saying, kids, But not on
some like yo, like I funk with Kisser like on
some Yeah, oh d glazy ship. Yeah you know what
I mean, Like like that's how motherfuckers sound, you know.

(13:03):
But I just thought it was funny that, like that's
like normal life for you. Like like I'm like, oh, ship,
Merrill's at MSG and you're like, oh, ship, it's Wednesday.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
I forgot to make a Peter but sandwich. Yeah yeah,
ship want to do this at three am?

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah, Like that's the ship that you think about, you
know what I mean? Like it's just very funny. Yeah,
it's a very un serious life. Bro shout to make
gorda basio from Jenkinson Jones. He told me this ship
at All Star like a like a year or two ago.
Wait from where.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
From Jenkins and Joe shot the Dragonfly Jones l Jeth
throw Mike.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
You know what I'm saying. Oh yeah, yeah, I know
Jenkins and Joe's y'all did Mike.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
I was just like I was DM him and he
was like, yo, I'm out here, you know what I mean,
like if you want to link up whatever. And I
was just like, yeah, no doubt yo, I'm gonna get
your bowl. I'll go get a ball for your son.
This at the third and now, like I was running
around trying to find them, and he was just like bro.
Like Bro was just like he just be like regular bro,
like just accessible, you know what i mean. It's like,
does he know he's Merro And I'm just like, I

(14:11):
mean no, like you know, to an extent, I'm like
to me, I'm just.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Like that is healthy. I just want to add yeah, yeah, yeah,
ye know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
I'm just like, I'm just like, Bro, I still got
on do graffiti on like Southern Boulevard.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
You know he doesn't know allegedly allegedly what the fuck, Meryl?
Why would you.

Speaker 10 (14:31):
No?

Speaker 2 (14:31):
He does not do that. It's vandalized, yeah, you know,
but not it's ill man. It's like it's dope.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
But you know what it is, too like And I
feel like you can relate to this because you have
children like the Wholeso, you know what I'm saying now,
and you the fucking you wouldn't.

Speaker 11 (14:47):
Like the secret child emoji. He's blucking out the haters.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
That's what he's doing. You know. He said, Victor, you
are hiding a shy. Wouldn't have been like, yes, yea,
I am, because you know, motherfuckers are weirdos and my
kid's gonna end up on Bowler Alert. My kids are
doing a shady podcast. Toddler spotted with fake Jase Wow.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
Diamonds b Yeah, what in the mall with a Toddler Like,
oh yo, why are you in the nick?

Speaker 2 (15:28):
You touted my previous diamonds Like, oh my god, holy
fuck yo. Yeah you were saying, uh, talking about you know,
just moving around being Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
Bro, just moved around and you know what I'm saying,
like and it feels like it's happened quickly, but it hasn't,
you know what I'm saying, Like, it's been.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
A slow burn.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
So to me, it's always felt gradual, be like it's
like growing, you know what I mean, Like when you're
a kid and ship like Bro, I was five eight
in like seventh grade and then I went to freshman
year high school. I was this hype you know what
I'm saying, But I didn't like know, like I just
was just like.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Like this is my body. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
Yeah, you know, I don't want to say that's weird
because I was taking the ship the other day and
I told Heather.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
I was like, that's not weird by the way that
he was taking a ship the other day.

Speaker 5 (16:09):
Yeah, regular, I mean, I'm taking fiber supplements.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
It's shut the ben a fiber shout out to Shout
out to the silver bag in every Dominican household, the
silver bag with the fucking with the grease ship in it.
You put it in the teas strin around shot shouting
my step hops, bro love him? So why not? Why
not want? Yeah, liver has nothing to do with you.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
You're talking about fiber doesn't pass through your liver.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Yeah, that's that's not how to live. I'm like, fam,
I have zero hours of med school experience, and I
can tell you that you live it is not digest solids,
but Vietnam man.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
You know, like, it's it's been gradual, be like and
it's and I like it, you know what I mean,
because it's not. I still I'm grounded, bro, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
That's what I was saying.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
I'm grounded parents, my mom's you know what I'm saying
my pops, my sister, my brother, my kids, my wife.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
So I'm just like, yo, this is it.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
So when questlov is like, Yo, come to my game night,
bro and play you know, Nata leone and Borrows and
completely ignore the costume rules, you know what I'm saying,
and coming to Shakesteare and smoke twenty eight blunts, It's like, Yo,
it's this MARYL Baby.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
You know what I'm saying. I'd be doing this ship.

Speaker 5 (17:23):
If I was a quest of Game Night or if
I was on from the building on one night six
of Moreris.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Yeah, you know this is Jay every day.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
No, baby, I'm looking for solace when I come home. Yeah,
are you when you it's the bat? Yeah. But yeah,
I think a lot of that speaks to like you're
like where you because like it is important people even
like below where you're at on the rung as far
as like Hollywood ship or whatever. Like even people who

(17:51):
are not as up there as you or not as
like known as you not to glaze or whatever. But
like even people who are not as far up there
as you are kind of get a big head about
ship and like it's just really cool and refreshing, and
it's like like okay, so like I'll say this like
on the Pope. I've said it a million times in
private like talking to people, but like that whole concept

(18:13):
of like don't meet your heroes or whatever like that,
I don't know. I feel like I hit the fucking
lotto with that ship because like it's like, oh, don't
work with your heroes, don't meet your heroes. Show business
a nightmare, right. I feel like with Deesel and Merrill
on Showtime, I feel like I struck gold with that ship.
Two racks a week to make tiktoks in in the crib. Yeah, yeah,
I struck. I struck gold. Dun't you know what I mean?

(18:37):
That's the fucking gold, you know, hiding the pandemic. Everybody
was like stay your eyes home, you don't need and
fucking and men was like, fucking ship, I gotta beat
in this bitch every Yeah, to be in this bitch.
My ears hurt from this fucking mask. I'm in the

(18:58):
crib dicking around, make it.

Speaker 7 (19:01):
Can get chick fil a marrow?

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yes, yes, that'll be good merrow. Not to glaze, but
can I get you somewhere?

Speaker 6 (19:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (19:11):
Yo, oh, speaking of glazing and sharing information. You know
what I'm saying inappropriate times, the Speaker of the House,
the current Speaker of the House, representative of Mike Johnson
uh shares Pino links with his child. They're they're they're
each other's accountability partners for Pino.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
You know what I'm saying. And to me, that is
fucking hold on. What does that mean? What is that?

Speaker 5 (19:33):
That's what I'm saying, because it's like, listen, look, Mike
Johnson admits he and his son monitor each other's porn
intake on resurface video. I'm like, yo, my man, what
does that mean? Like you standing over his shoulder while
he's making beef stroking?

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Nah? You you in the room while he's jerking his
dirk like what He's like, get it, get it, get it. Yeah,
he's spotting what you are. Let me do what you
want to, Prince Yoshua. Let me godat third in line
to be present, by the way, yet on ahead, step

(20:11):
on the government. Yeah, no, he's he's he's behind his son. Like, okay,
now go in the search bar, type in Brian Pumper, Brian,
Brian with an eye. Yeah, that's right. And then after
that I want you to look up dread with two d's.
You know this is a good one. So this is
a good one right here, right here, So type in
miss B, not be like the letter B miss B nasty.

(20:35):
There you go. Beautiful. Yeah, look at that, Look at that.
Look there it is. I watch this. I love this.
I love the favor part. I love when she does
this with the doors closed, because it gets all over
the car. Oh my god, it's amazing. It gets it
hits the air fan and then it's splashes back in
the face. It's so it's it's beautiful, but don't want
too much of it. But don't want too much. Sorry,

(20:56):
screen time limit. It's my turn of the den tonight.
It's my turning. Then you have to do it snickily
in the bathrooms time.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
That's the greasy because the picture like as a parrot.
I'm like, yo, you know you're monitoring kids screen time
and ship Yeah, I'm like, yo, is he monitoring his
kid's penal time?

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yeah? Oh, Also important to note we're making a lot
of jokes here, but his kid is seventeen.

Speaker 8 (21:17):
What I think I would have exploded at seventeen if
I couldn't.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
Yeah, that that's that's that's like the horniest era of
your life.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Yeah, yeah, that's a lot. Also, that's a lot. I
don't know as a fault. I don't know that i'd
ever be comfortable talking about that like some honestly just
doesn't need to be.

Speaker 8 (21:38):
Just tell my kid to just like be hygienic about it,
just like clean up after yourself. Yeah, bro, Like I
don't need to know about it. I don't want to
see it.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yeah, Like listen, I don't want to know what freaky
ship you into. Bro.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
I know this sock is easy, you know what I'm saying,
But Yo, don't do that, bro, because you sucking up now.
I got one blue drive fit sock. I got one
a Dida sock, the bolt crunchy, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Like, I know what that is. You know, I picked
up the suck and stayed solid, you know what I mean?
And she looked like a tortiga. If I could dip
this in the Cowboy caviar for Trader Jones could bite out.
This is motherfucker bro.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
You know, but Yo, you put to be nasty, and
I want to talk about another nasty ass motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Uncle Shanny Sharp who was told by single because Yo.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
By the way, when I had the Viceland show, Ocho
came on there and was like preaching about like, yo,
you need it.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Like he's been doing this ship for the longest, bro, like.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
Telling people like, Yo, you need to get married, Yo,
you need to get have a you need to have
a woman by your side.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
And I'm like, I'm like, I mean to quote tax
done not really you know what I'm saying, Like yeah,
like not, it's not for everybody, bro. But he's just
like force an issue, force an issue until Shanny Sharp
is just like he's like now fuck that.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
He's like, Yo, just give me miss me nasty and
Lord forgive me. I'm like, oh, you're sushi, okay for rial?
He outside he said, just yeah, he want to miss
me nasty. Fuck it, Like now, what's what? What's Anderson?
I wish that him and Skip were still things, despite
despite how I I don't like Skip at all, but like,
just I wish him and Skip were still things so
he can go Skip, let me tell you something, skill, skill, skill,

(23:14):
hold on, skill, let me tell you something now, skill.
I want a cinner. You understand, I need a sinner
in my life. That's what he said. Might turn to
talk listen.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
I know you like miss p Nasty, but Stormy Daniels
Skill is a winner.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Yeah skip skip skip get that skip. I don't need
white sinners. I need that chocolate baby. She's she might
be she may be high yellow, she may be high yellow. Skip.
But let me tell you something, Skill, I need a sinner.
That's that's, by the way, that's verbatim. He said. I
he said, I'm he said he I'm looking for a sinner.

(23:53):
Oh wow, that's what he said.

Speaker 6 (23:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Yeah, he listened to him like listening in the listening
the wings of a butterfly watching nasty.

Speaker 5 (24:12):
But dudes with that much money, I'm just like, bro,
you could just like patronize sex workers.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
But you don't got to, like you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (24:19):
If you're not trying to get married, bro, you just
want to get laid like you scratch what how Jennkins.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Said, one hand washed, all of the both washed the
face after Come on it, Jesus Christ, Holy fuck. Yeah,
but yeah, yeah you could. You could always just you know,
pay for sex work a concept, you know, wow, crazy,
that's so wild. Yeah, So just you know, just because

(24:47):
once we get in this bag, you know, you know,
I gotta go off. But there's you know, these doubles.
Oh my god. I don't see a world where like
a Shannon Sharp can't have access to like somebody like

(25:08):
like miss by Nasty. And what I'm saying like like
I'm sure like whatever her rates are for in person
stuff is like whatever, and like this is all allegedly,
by the way, allegedly allegedly allegedly, she is not. She is,
we are not. We are not suggesting that she is escorting.
All her stuff is solo, and she has made it
very clear multiple times she's not trying to work with
male creators anymore. So anyway, I say all that to say,

(25:32):
there's no such thing as an ethical john. There's no
such thing. There's no such thing when when you're in
a position when you have to do survival sex work,
like when you're in a position where like it's either
this or starve, right, a man or woman whatever, and
a customer, a john right so to speak, is patronizing you.
That's not a good thing. Like that guy is not
a good person because you doing what you got to

(25:54):
do to survive. He and he is exploiting your vulnerable situation.
He's exploiting your vulnerability. So I guess that's just a
little tidbit from me that there's no such thing as
an ethical John. But yeah, what about in a situation
like because I hate you?

Speaker 5 (26:07):
But what about in a situation like because Bro, I've
been in situations where it's very clear that you are
making a good list.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Yeah, you're making a grip. Yeah, yeah, you know what
I mean. If that you know, and and and I
think a lot of a lot of shout out to
shout out to roqu Hill, Roquel Savage. That's that's my
baby girl. She she's she's the reason. Like she between
her tweets and like her Patreon and like she talks
about the ship at length a lot. She's also like

(26:34):
a like a certified like sex therapist too. And shout
out to msby Nasty just just for being like super
open on Twitter the way she is. So I love
putting clips on Twitter. Bro, you know what I'm saying.
And it's like yo, easy, Like wow, right there. I
guess I mentioned them to say that, like the women
around me in sex work are the reason that I
know all of the things that I know, and that
I can speak at length about all the ship that

(26:56):
I that I'm talking about. A shout out to them.
One stream adult film actor that you would knock down.
Oh man, there's a few that that I would love
to work with. Uh, I think it'd be it'd be
really But like a lot of them are like mutuals,
like like they're just like people that I've that like

(27:17):
we follow each other on s so like, I don't know,
you know what, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna name
their names because it'd be weird if they don't feel
the same. And I'm on this giant platform on iHeart
I'd love to work with it. And then she hears
and think that way. But I guess, uh, you know what,
you know what I'm gonna. I'm gonna be brave and

(27:38):
say what everybody is thinking. Sarah Sara, A lot of
you motherfuckers baby moms look like Sarah Jo. He talk
to me about Sarah. Sarah J is a legend, legend, miame, bro,

(28:00):
Sarah J is a master classic sex them. Bro, you
do not need to be conventionally a trump to drip,
not appeal.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
That's what I talks all the time. Bro, It's like, Yo,
it's like you're at a party, you know what I'm saying.
Like you're in a situation. You're in a like a
public setting or whatever, and like some type of mixer
type of vibe, you know what I mean. And you
see somebody like a sage looking shorty.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
You know what I'm saying. Like, it's like, you know
what i mean, doing it? They throwing something, throwing ass,
you know what I mean, throwing that ass in a circle.
You just watching it. You know what I'm saying, mesmerize
and then you're like, damn, you know what I mean.
Like again, not conventional. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
But I got like a couple of white clothes in me.
I'm mixing. I had some I have some Tito's. You

(28:43):
know what I'm saying, performance of it all, you know
what I'm saying. And that's the thing.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
I'm like, yo, so and this is like like this
is like like a this.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Is crazy because I'm tying this to coaching youth sports. Yeah,
it's like Yo.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
It's like Yo, y'all motherfuckers that go hard in practice,
y'all are gonna get the run. Bro, y'all are gonna
get the run, and y'all are gonna get the you
know what I'm saying, even if it's not like a
glory situation like you scoring points whatever, doing celebrations.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
You you come and you locked in and you and
you like you know you're ready. It counts every time,
and you go and you on go all the time.
Savage is on go. Yeah. Also time full disclosure. I
don't need I don't need a couple of Like I'm
knocking that back. I'm not gonna stone sober.

Speaker 5 (29:29):
That sober bro woke me up in the morning when
I got the morning Wood from I got a piss
morning wood. Yeah, you know what I'm saying because I'm
old now ship like shit, don't you know what I'm saying.
But you know it's all good. Got to see how
it's on deck.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Uh yo, Merrow needs we need it. I'm washed jar time.
Every time Marrow says he's washed. No, fuck you. You got money,
you can put a twenty in that bitch. Put a
twenty in that bitch. Pennies are low key rare, like
this was the last time you saw a penny or
like a dime? Yo, Facts, that wasn't that. Like people

(30:07):
love to do this ship like sarcastically, whatever, I am
dead fucking ass, and we don't. We don't have my eyes, Rainie,
bro look me in my eyes. I would knock down
Sarah J.

Speaker 5 (30:17):
I would ask Heather for permission, and I would knock
down bro, because no, fucking bro.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
This So this is the let's say you're a car guy.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying, Sarah J is the
four wheel drive Subaru rally car. You know what I'm saying,
that you take through the motherfucking terrain.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
You know what I'm saying. She's the eater. She's the
eater that that everybody like remembers fondly that they lost.
You remember your best You remember your best eater. That's
Sarah Jay. And she was not conventionally attracted, but she
went crazy on me. Yeah yeah yeah. And not not
conventionally attractive does not suggest that she's not attracted because

(30:59):
she's to me. I'm sorry, sage, she bad as hell
to me, because it's the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
It's like everything, every attitude, the little tongue flicker that.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
She'd be doing with spit the corn roads, yeah, approach, Oh.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
My god, give me savage, savage with the Dutch braids
straight like I'm playing Yo, hey listen, I'm I'm yeah,
we're there, like I'm playing Exotica at the Launder. Brass
Us on this bitch, shout shout out Sarah J Bro.

(31:35):
I love Sarah Bro. Yeah, She's amazing. And she's on
some like real hip hop ship bro. Yeah like this
like you know what I mean, Like she's on some.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Like yo, I go to Rough Trade and by Vinyl
and s like I've been at Fat Beats Yea.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
I love her. She hustler for real. I don't know
if you've seen, if you've seen, uh, I love this
entire sarage. By the way, she was.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
Crazy, I would want I am one hundred trying to glaze.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
But it was like a like she was at a
convention or something and you could, I don't know, you
could see the hood ship bro, like like she was
pressing dude because she was like, no, you took a
picture that's twenty off. Yeah, run me my bread. And
I'm like yo, I know, I know. I'm like yo yeah,
like because I'm like yo, I know that voice. Bro, Yes,

(32:24):
I know I know she don't funk around, bro. I
know she don't funk around like and yo.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
The cy so I see the video, remember the video
of getting duffed na bro.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
So it was New Year's in New York.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
You know, it's a fucking disaster, like in like Times
Square or whatever. She was in a cab and there's
like a bunch of foot traffic or whatever, so she
hops out the cab. I don't know if you saw
or what you know allegedly, but she got into it
with somebody and then another woman came.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
From off camera and just straight like life, how can?
I was like, what the fuck? Brou And she got
laid out.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
The fucking Dutch brains is all over the place. It's like, yo,
she lost a couple of fucking.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Clip ends and ship. I was like, oh no, I
was like, what happened? But she got right back up.
That's why I was like, oh damn, the twenty eight
inch bundles popped out, popped out, popped out the Malaysian damn,
the elephant, the elephant hairs, fuck man, yo, But she
popped right back up. That be fucking super bricked up. Yeah, man,

(33:26):
I mean listen, I'm sick of the Sarah Jay slander.

Speaker 6 (33:29):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
A lot of your motherfuckers baby moms look like that.
Stop playing with bro.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Bro and it's like also, fam when you are at
a function, A lot of you motherfuckers have no type
of like, Yo, this is what I'm looking for, you
know what I mean? Like you're just looking for something
the fuck period.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
You know what I'm saying, a lot of you motherfuckers.
So please, yeah, stop the cat do y'all? Do y'all?
Do you guys like have a type because I don't really.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
Bro, I got like flavors, last.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Flavors, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, you know what
I'm saying. I'm just like bron I'll go to the
call wash cop every cent.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
The middle of the Let me get the black ice,
let me get the say, let me get the fruit punch,
you know.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Let me get there. They got branded ones. Now, let
me get the juicy fruit. You'll get that career, you
know what I'm saying. Let me get the Let me
get the crown fried shout out a shoutout victor Queen's
Queen's boy in the building. Let me get the crown
fried in in the other there's like that. I've ever

(34:41):
seen maybe three in the Bronx total the Kennedy got
the Bronx, but they're both red and white, right, yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:50):
And then they got like the Obama. Have you seen
that Obama Frederick?

Speaker 2 (34:53):
What is that like? Did they take it off the
menu somewhere?

Speaker 5 (34:56):
It's no, So it's it's like one of them joints,
and it's a whole establishment fall. I think it's in
the Bronx. I could be wrong, but I think it's
like like on a fifty something.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
We have supercomputers in our pockets. I'm just gonna look
the show. Listen if you look at this sess here,
it's owned by Glenn Beck. Oh my god. Hold on,
not pro by Way, which is weird. It means anything
because of all the other stuff. But strange. Yeah, not
not o f C. This is crazy. Yeah. In Brooklyn,

(35:30):
the New York Times posted ship in nine. Yes, President
get franchises. Wait, hold on, I love okay, so I love.
This just happened on my phone when I looked this
ship up. Uh, the first thing, well, it's like the
third thing. But but I see right here the New

(35:51):
York Times article from nine, it's saying in Brooklyn, Obama
fried Chicken draws support and and a word I don't know.
And then a few minutes drive from Obama Fried Chicken
Obama Beauty Supply opened its doorm several months ago. His
owner Mohammed Saraji, right, or if he's Albanian, Sarayi, but

(36:12):
uh anyway, and then right under that yelp Obama Fried
Chicken closed clothing, He's like, uh, would you like an
Italian burger? Yeah? Right, how you do? We have clam strips,
we have seafood, even though we're landlocked, we have we

(36:32):
have uh, we have some of the best Uh we have.
We have some of the best oysters this side of
the Mississippi.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
Listen, you try these oysters, you might slurp up forty
eight listen in one shot.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Listen. You know Sarah jay eats here. You know that
she's a real leader's listen. I follow her on the GRAM.
I hate that. I hate that. Like the one episode
Liz hasn't been on is the most fucking male.

Speaker 8 (36:59):
List Yeah, that's why you hear me so much. We're
trying to hold it down like fell the Void, but
we need.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
You, Liz with trash Trash come back. The full setting
is trash. Yeah, Liz, hurry up with the lawsuits. So
Eric tell Eric Adams, run you your brand and come
back to work.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
You know, she wants to do a podcast like and
I said, hey, let me put this pal right there.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Na.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
That was crazy. Yeah, yeah, he heard that. Should orchestrated
this whole show. That ship. It was like, yo, I
know her route. She's like I know. He's like, He's like,
oh it was he was like they were saying, what victory? Like,
what does that mean? All right? I got something for her?

Speaker 7 (37:44):
This?

Speaker 5 (37:45):
Uh the Karty call the Department of Traffic. Yeah, get
the d O T on the line right now. They're
gonna we're gonna learn them something.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Like aplantation. Oh my god. And then you hear the
you hear the guitar links.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
Like yo, Internet fans, supporters, lovers, you know what I
meaning of the brand? Fine video of Eric Adams walking
into a speech and please put the seventies.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Music over it.

Speaker 7 (38:21):
Please entrance into zero bond like Adams this.

Speaker 5 (38:36):
You know I'm in zero bond right now. We're having
a special occasion. We're selling n f T s of
my vinits.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
The people will really go blind making an n f
T of Holy ship. Did you hear the ship about
the n f T bros frying their eyeballs at this
convention or whatever. So no hose inside, none and whatsoever.

Speaker 5 (39:06):
It's like bro like like fam like listen, I get
I got a lot of heat for this, but I'm
just like, yo, were you just playing j Dilla the
entire time? You were frightening the hose?

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Like yeah, man, you was scaring you was scaring the hose.
So yeah, so apparently bored ape collectors still a searing
eye pain after ape Fest party and yeah, so the
board ape you were younger than me? Is this still fun?
Does this actually? Is this?

Speaker 7 (39:33):
I feel like in like my circles like they've we've
been frying them from the start. Although the first like
maybe he was like twenty twenty one where they dropped
like the NBA NFT shit top shot. Yeah, the top shot,
Like my friends are going great, and then they realized
like they're like, all right, I paid twenty five bucks,
Like what do I hear?

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Jpeg? Yeah? What do I have? Yeahh wait, man, how
old are you?

Speaker 7 (39:50):
I'm twenty six?

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Okay, okay, yeah so I'm twenty nine. We're not that
far apart, but like, uh yeah, the same thing I
feel like I feel like it was stupid from jump. Yeah, yeah,
it fucking dumb because like and like this is oh man,
So people who've been following me for a while already
know where I'm going with this. But this is this
is why I'm such a physical media. Like I'm so
adamant about physical media because, like you, NFTs is what

(40:14):
happens when everything goes fucking digital, and like there's no
actual ownership of anything, right, So like if you if
I buy a let's say, if I buy a game
right physically, right, if I bought Insomniac's Spider Man two
on PS five and I own that physical disc and
then I tell you, I tell you or men, I'm like, yo, men,

(40:35):
Spider Man two is fire. I just beat it. It's amazing.
You go, oh, I wasn't really sure about it, And
I go, oh, no problem here, I already beat it.
You can take this disc and you can play it
and see if you like it. You know what I'm saying.
You can't do that with a digital copy. Or when
you beat a game and you don't have any friends
and you just want to sell it back to GameStop
for four ninety nine even though you paid seventy dollars

(40:56):
for it, right for blind bag and yeah bet or
they can only give you four ninety nine or twenty
cents and a black and mile. That's that's that's like
the dude's mouth. Black and mile. That's all you get.
That's all you get. A gag stop. But like most
is a wine tip. Yeah yeah, give you this wood
tip right here. But what I'm saying is, I guess

(41:18):
the point I'm trying to make is like physical media,
like like it's superior in every way, Like you can
resell it if you don't want it, you can pass
it on. There's like you know what I'm saying, Like
you could let people borrow it. It's like there's a
physical thing in your hands that you paid for. And
the same goes with like streaming platforms and shit like okay,
cool man, you know what I mean? Like like if
I want to watch House nineteen seventy two's House that
the Japanese film, I own that shit. Criterion shot out

(41:39):
Criterion Collection. Bro, they're doing God's work.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
Listen, you want to you want the opposite of like
scaring the holes? Yeah, get the Criterion Collection. Put that
shit on vivid display.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
In your crib. Yeah, and you will look like you
have the most amazing taste in films. Hey, hold on,
this is a cool cinema. This little this a little
riz for the men folk out here. Listen, you want
to impress shorty at the crib, throw on Muscudine Feminine
by John Exactly.

Speaker 7 (42:03):
I just watch Last Month that's you Go. Goodard has
the juice. Yes, yes, that shit came out in like
the sixties and he still got the juice. He's playing
with images and ways that motherfuckers don't play with anymore,
like just like inner titles and cuts and like I
don't know, cinema not to be like pure vibes, but
like cinema of pure vibe.

Speaker 10 (42:24):
Like he just he was cooking with gas and glazing
right now a prison peace of the God.

Speaker 7 (42:36):
If you're hearing this, yeah, I'm glazing you like crazy.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
That's that ethereal going dummy. But but yeah, so I
guess I say that to say, like NFTs is what
you get. Like this is so when when computers first
like showed up, it was like, oh, we're in the
age of information. Now everything go full circle. Now we're
in the age of fucking disinformation. You cannot you cannot

(43:06):
believe a fucking thing you see out here with just
AI shit, everybody got everything got to get triple checked.
Everything got to get sourced to the fucking you know
what I'm saying, sourced to the heavens and back, you
know what i mean. Like so, so with NFTs, I
feel like I feel like that's the pinnacle of like, Yo,
what the fuck are we doing? Bro? What are we doing?

Speaker 11 (43:26):
Like what?

Speaker 5 (43:27):
Because it's the most bugged out thing is like you
can't do digital training cards, bro, Yeah, like you just can't,
Like fam the whole.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Point of a trading card. Shut out. My man Mikey sax.

Speaker 5 (43:39):
He Mikey stacks cards, you know what I'm saying On Instagram,
Like he does this like you know what I mean,
And he flips cards and he'll get like yo, and
it's it's a very complicated like memorabilia thing like which
is like it's kind of wild, Like it's kind of wild,
like when people attached like importance to yah. You know
what I'm saying, This is some shit And I'm like
I'm like that's kind of goofy. But then I'm like, yeah, motherfucker,
like you write.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
On wolves, you know, in your spare time, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 5 (44:02):
Like, I'm sure you think that's goofy, but it's just
like the value is contingent upon Like, Yo, what condition
is this shit?

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Exactly? Like you know what edition? Is this? The original
and not easily replicable? Yeah? Exactly? Like you can't just
run this shit through a Zerox machine, bro and get
the same you know what I mean. It's like, Yo,
I have this NFT and then I go screenshot it,
and then I go, now, so do I? And like yo,

(44:30):
speaking of like value and like intrinsic value, and like
versus like what has value versus what doesn't? Like speaking
to the Muscuanine femin anything, I can because I own
that physically, I can watch it whenever I want. If
I didn't own it physically, I would be I would
be like I'd be held hostage by whether or not
it's on a streaming platform. You know what I'm saying.
They can decide the same with games. They can decide

(44:53):
to pull that shit from the stores. This is something
I'm very passionate about, obviously, But like Yo, when Virtual
Console went under, which was the we? The we? Like
the original we? The Virtual Store was called Virtual Console.
When that shit went under, mad people lost access to
games from their childhood that they had fun memories of

(45:14):
that they cannot find physically, and like, you know what
I'm saying, Like it's fucked up. That's when I knew.
I was like, hell no, if if I can help it,
physical media is every time to speaking to like intrinsic value, right.
I took Godrick to Target and he got he saw
this pack of Pokemon cards that he really wanted, and
I was like, buddy, we can't get those today. We

(45:36):
can get him next time. And Godric, he's he's almost six,
but this motherfucker's on it. Bro. He knows. Like we
got in the car and he says, very calmly, He's like, Daddy,
can I just tell you something? And I'm like, yeah, sure,
what he goes every time we come to Target, you
say we can get the thing next time, and the
next time we come we never get it. And you
always say that, and like, I don't want to, I
don't want to, Like I'm not upset. I just want

(45:59):
you to know that that you always do that, and.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
You glazing me crazy right now because every time you
come to Target, and over here acts of the ship,
like nigga, do you.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Have a job? Like hello, yo? But but I looked
at him and like I couldn't. I couldn't not respect it.
So and I had already put them in the car seat,
buckled them up. You already know, and Bro, like I
I stopped and I was like, I can't believe I'm
about to do this ship. So I got I unbuckled them.
I said, let's go back, and we got that ship, bro,

(46:30):
because you have to respect it. Bro. He came at it,
so calm time, no tank from nothing, so he's five,
what the fuck? So like yeah, so we go back, bro,
And and sorry, I'm so long winded, Hassan, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 8 (46:46):
But so I say all that to the record, I
just want to speak to our listeners. Rainy's apologizing for
speaking on a podcast.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
So I guess bring all that to a clothes He
got one of two, only two boxes left, like a
special edition thing for Pokemon. And on the front of
it is a Chari's art and there's a Charis Art
card on the front of it. It's holographic. It's like
custom art. He's got a crown and he's a dark type.
He's not a fire type, so it's like dark charis
art Bro'. He's walking around with this card raw, no sleeve,

(47:20):
no protection, nothingld on because it's his favorite card and
like that that's the value it has to I google
this shit. It's a seventy dollars card. That shit is
worth seventy dollars alone. But like it just speaks to
like what you were talking about, like value, Like to
this kid, he has no concept of like money, Like
he doesn't fucking care, Like he just wants his favorite

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card close to him.

Speaker 7 (47:42):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (47:43):
Kids do that shit a lot, Bro. Like they they
like not latch on, but like they'll like they'll have
a thing and be like, Yo, this thing is very important.
So I'm going to have a little backpack that I
put this one thing in the time. It's like what
is the one thing? It'll be like some fam because
speaking about Pokemon cards, like my kids, Like I used

(48:04):
to get mad bro because like same reason, Like yo, fam,
Like Yo put that ship in like a care, like
you take care that ship.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
And I'm like, yeah, I came in the room and
they're on the floor and I'm just like, Yo, what's
going on?

Speaker 5 (48:14):
He's like we're playing with them, like where you know,
like yo yo, Travis's hard.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
I'm just like, oh, yes, these are in fact a game. Dog.
It's not just pictures of like cute little animals like
you know what i mean, Like drawing in Japan, I
was like, oh yeah, you playing with the that's the value,
the point of it. That's the point for you.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
It's not the fucking and put it on your neck
like you know what I'm saying, Yeah, that's.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
How you feel.

Speaker 7 (48:42):
I mean, that's why I feel about a lot of
like things are meant to be used, you know, like
like maybe if you're like always focused on the bag
and be like but like I don't know, like I
buy shoes to wear them.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
I don't like put them in a glass box.

Speaker 5 (48:51):
And just forever like ship like fam I would buy
dunks back in the day like SP's or whatever and
skate with them, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Like, I mean, I mean there's skateboarding shit, yeah, be skateboarding.
Yeah that's but it's like.

Speaker 5 (49:05):
Buying a pair of lebronze and being like, you know what,
I don't know if I could I play basketball?

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Like they're for playing basketball.
Yeah exactly, Yeah, they're for skateboarding. Like if you know,
Nicky has a whole division that's like casual casual wear.
You know what I'm saying. It's like, it's not for
doing athletic shit like fam if I want.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
To fucking fucking nolly fifty to fifty this little tiny
rail bro and scrape the.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Ship, yeah, I'm gonna do that. I don't care bro
that they're Freddy Krueger dunks, because I don't know what
that means. Yeah, exactly. Right now, I want to ask
I want to ask both of you guys to like,
are you like men, would you consider yourself like because
I know for a fact you a sneakerhead, like a motherfucker,
but like, would you consider yourself like clear sneakerhead but like.

Speaker 7 (49:44):
Here and there, like I know, like I know a
little bit about shootes, Like okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
So this my surprise merrow probably, But I've never owned
a pair of Jordans in my life. I've never had
a single poll Like, so I'll tell you I never
owned a pair of Jordans until my until he was
getting some money.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
Not even that, like it was my my parents you
know your parents are here's your one pair of shoes
for the year.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Exactly. It's a black so you can't see that messed
up or whatever exact. Yeah, Yo, the airwalks is crazy.
Choice was hard. You know what shoe I will stand
behind till the day I die. Shack and ones went crazy.
If you feel different, I'm standing on business one man

(50:30):
on it gets fitting. What's up? A sneakers is crazy? Yeah,
now you reach our teach bro. The ship is made
to yo the and one yo the A one shacks
and I'm sorry birdman. Lugs had no reason to go
that crazy loves was fucking heat. Yeah, and I don't
care right now. The ships all that ship. Yeah, fashion

(50:54):
is cyclical. We know that. You know what I'm saying,
Like all that ship is going to come back.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
I feel like I have ship in my closet that
I'm just like, yeah eventually.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
So what's a what's a pair of shoes that's like
grailed for y'all that like, like, because I don't give
a shit about shoes, but there's one pair that like
if I ever found them and I had disposable income
like that, yeah, like I would for sure get that
pair like, what's that pair for y'all? You think Liz
ain't here we talking about sneakers and ship.

Speaker 7 (51:20):
Yeah, I wasn't even thinking like sneakers. I'm thinking like
shoes ass shoes.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Not yeah yeah or that whatever pieces. You know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (51:26):
Honestly, I've been on like a I've been on like
Cowboy boot Reddit recently, like just like a nice pair
of cheezos that a lot like with like, you know,
I think they're exotic leather. I'm not really sure like
if Cowboy boot Leather finds this and I'm wrong, like
I'm sorry, but like I've been looking at like a
sturdy ass pair of Cowboy and them shits run like

(51:48):
five six hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
Bro, That's when I realized. I was like, wait a minute.
I was like, yeah, these are Target for twenty ninety nine.

Speaker 7 (51:53):
No.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
I was like, yeah, you got a final you have
the diamond spurs on the back of on the heel. Yeah,
let's just go crazy, yo.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
But it's like for me, I feel like I certain shit,
I can't. I just can't pull off because I'm like
I feel like my aesthetic has always been successful. Weed dealer, Yeah,
you know what I'm saying, sweatsuit hat sniggers.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
You know exactly. I don't think I can pull off
cowboy boots. I mean I've seen so what's the shoe
for you? Then? Probably? Uh damn, Bro. You know it's crazy,
Like I feel like I have This is gonna sound
now you have everything you want, you know what I mean,
Like as far as shoes, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (52:36):
But what I do really like I'm like addicted to
Bro is old school North Face, like vintage North like
when they used to come in and create like day
glow ass colors, Like that's my ship, like extremes mountain
guys like you tell you look like you look like
a traffic cone, Bro, Like a fucking mountain spelunking traffic
cone like just reflects.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
That's my sh it like.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
That and and uh fucking.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
What is that called? Uh you'd say like throwbacks or
your ship, yo, just like throw throw back ship retro
shiit like retro shit. Yeah, Bro, Like that's how I
feel like I feel like because I'm getting like a
little bit of money now or whatever, Like i feel
like I'm just healing my inner child. Oh yeah, you
know what I'm saying, like, I'm just copping ship that
I couldn't get bro when I was a.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
Kid, exactly like Latrousbury was one of my favorite nicks,
you know what I'm saying, because he's like, yo, he
choked his boss.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
I respect the ship out around.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
And then you're like yo, any nigga chokes his boss
and he was like yo, and they's still employe, still
employ and they get a max contract after that.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Yeah, I'm like, bro, you are a fucking legend. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:43):
I had the jersey as a kid, but it was
like the model's you know what I mean, like the
twelve dollars like Replica joint as a as a you know,
grown ass man.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Now I went and I capped like the official Hardwood
Classics with like.

Speaker 5 (53:56):
The stitch thin like ship because like yo, like we
were just saying, shit is meant to be used. So
if you make shit at a high like that's high quality,
you know what I'm saying, and the shit lasts YEA,
Like I don't mind spending money because I know that
Preebawl jersey is gonna last way longer than the one
I had as a kid because it has been out
of like Vinyl and like flammable.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
It's like yellow now fabric shit, it's.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
Like fucking shrunk, like you know what I mean. Like
I'm like I did no plantic a drink, but that jersey.
I'm like that Jersey's my kid can wear that jersey
Ineahu twenty five years, you know what I'm saying. So
and it's gonna it's it's gonna go down the line.
And that's the thing too for me. I'm like certain
things like designer shit too, Like certain designer shit.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
It's like, yeah, this is a different material, bro, Like
I picked this shit up. This shit feels different, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
Like I got some shit that I'm like, yeah, I
spent like I spell like you know what I'm saying,
probably like yeah, I'm like a couple of ounces of
weed bunny on this hoodie. But I've had it for
ten years, you know what I'm saying. And it looks
just the same as when I bought it, you know
what I mean. And I don't have to do no
crazy stuff and like dray clean only and like whatever.

Speaker 7 (54:58):
But that's how I feel about Like that's why I
like vintage Northway stuff. Like I was I was at
my parents crib like a couple of weeks ago, and
I had like an old recon, like a sturdy ass
one of the last like ten years. And she was
trying to throw that ship out and I was like, mom.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Stopping, this is a retro North my gesture place. She's
just like, yo, man, you glaze your face. Yeah, I think, yeah, no,
that's that's That's exactly how I feel like about most things,

(55:37):
where it's like I'm just I'm just kind of healing
my owner child getting ship.

Speaker 5 (55:41):
You know how much fucking you how many fucking video
games I buy it? Like, and I'm just like, buy it. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying. I'm just like, yo, you
know what. And I'm not buying the regular one. I'm
getting the deluxe edition with the extra skins and fucking
blah blah blah. And I want Myles Morels to have
fucking different colored braids.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
And but you know profile is this kid just look
like Peter Parker exactly.

Speaker 5 (56:08):
I get the Mars Moreles does not get harassed by
the police.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
That ship is fire, bro, that's the cops. They don't
even talk to you.

Speaker 7 (56:19):
Wait, So a question for you guys, because I don't
have any kids, but like when you talk about like
buying ship to heal your inner child, Like, are you
guys like when you like buy shit for your kids?
Is that an extension?

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Yeah? Of course, yes, of course.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
So speaking of Spider Man too, like Son of Phenomenal game.
You know what I'm saying, Like ill game, so many,
so much ship to do. You know what I'm saying
Because I'm like a story game. I love story games, bro.
Like I just blowed down like a half hours playing
like Ghost of Sushi Ma trying.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
To just like Ghost of Sushima broken beautiful, man, bro beautiful.
I'm like, bro, this is a movie that you can play.

Speaker 5 (56:51):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like and like everything
affects like you replay this ship and has like the replay.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Plus yeah plus yeah, this is brilliant.

Speaker 5 (56:57):
I'm like, I'm like, yo, whoever he says, y'all place
you crazy right now?

Speaker 2 (57:01):
That video game is so fu men.

Speaker 7 (57:04):
Have you played Ghost of Sushimi, But I've seen the
video like that she looks crazy.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
As a as a film enjoyer, I think you would
enjoy hell they have they have Kurosawa mode, where the
whole game is in black and white brainy film and
everyone's and it's spoken in Japanese, so all the dialogue
is in Japanese. And I thought, like they didn't have
to do that, that's why they were But yeah, they
didn't have to do that. But like the fact that
they included that ship I thought was really cool. So
I figured you'd appreciate it.

Speaker 7 (57:28):
Is it like, is Ghost of Sushi Sushima done by
the same people who do like the Dark Souls games or.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Like, No, it's a French studio, so I don't it's
not from soft.

Speaker 7 (57:35):
I don't know why I thought that, but yeah, like yeah,
like knowledge comfort women, so.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
That I just like going back real quick to the
to the like purchases or whatever. Like the shoes. There's
two shoes, Like I'm not a sneakerhead at all, but
there's two shoes that I would pay, Like if I
had super disposal income, I never had to worry about bread.
The MF Doom Dunks oh with with the gum soul
that you can One of them had the cover of food,
the other had the cover of Operation Doomsday and a

(58:05):
lesser known collab that's even older than that, the m
F Doom Clarks. It wasn't. It was nothing on the outside,
but on the inside where you put your foot on
the soul, it was stitched like his mask. Fucking crazy. Yeah.
And like also, vic, I I want you to look up, uh,

(58:28):
fantasy Star Online three with a p H fantasy Star
Online three had the doom tag. Fantasy Star Online three
GameCube controller. I will, I will pay an exuber line. Yeah,
fantasy Star Online three GameCube controller. Hold on, hold on,
I gotta take my time.

Speaker 11 (58:45):
When I spell, we'll figure like mom, GameCube yeah, GameCube controller.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Yeah, this fucking thing. Yeah, and like pull up the images,
this fing thing, the first one down there, ridiculous. I
want that so goddamn b just as a collector, like
just a peace my crib, Like I want that.

Speaker 5 (59:13):
So that ship, holy ship taking one hand firing off

(59:40):
missus double you.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
Need to Intendo bro. Yeah, so that that controller nuts
because we're audio only right now for anyone looking this up. Yeah,
fantasy with a pH Star Online three GameCube controller. Look
at that. Look at that fucking monstrosity and tell me
you don't want that sh in your crib right now,
because I and I am, like you know, there's like
there's like gaming history behind it and ship like, yeah, yeah,

(01:00:03):
it goes. It goes for nearly five hundred and that's
all that's low That is low ball but complete in
the box like that. Oh I might, I might jump
on that. Matter of fact, that link, bro, I was
gonna say, yeah, yeah, and it's the only one of
its kind, Like they never made anything like this for
any other game. I wonder why so. Also, it's a

(01:00:26):
GameCube controller. Like online capability wasn't that far advanced, but
you know, they were like, hey, you want to you
want to chat? Yeah, you want to play and chat
with your friends. Here's every possible command.

Speaker 7 (01:00:39):
One its eyes opposite.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
God, Holy ship in the Caribbean. Yeah you look, wow,
familiar Holy ship. Oh my god. Yo, listen, man, spending
spent a time. You know what I'm saying. I feel
like Lizen is not here. So usually we would.

Speaker 5 (01:01:13):
End well hug calling us pussy or you know what
I'm saying, threatening to beat us up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
You know, here's this ship. I think we're gonna be
right back to that.

Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
Come back with that energy, maybe Liz miss This has
been episode for Victory Lights, the best podcast in the world,
the most important podcast in the world. It is the
Fantasy Star called Controller Podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
It's so extra, but it's so necessary. Have a great, great,
great week, have a great time. Shout out to Shout
out to special guest mens. Yeah, I mean shouts the
man in the building shot Uncle Uncle Victor with his soft,
velvety ass voice in my ears, Yeah, I mean we
ain't here maybe episode three. Yes, the Signs song is

(01:02:00):
gonna go d J Bonse's birthday party right after this.
Let's get yo. If you're gonna perform, just mm hmm
mm hmm. Legity like like like like