Episode 41 | "Bing Bing"

@THEKIDMERO

@LIZBELORTIZ

@RAINEYOVALLE

 

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Legitly like y'all you motherfucking cowards.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yes, we were all for like half a month. You
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
God, Yes, we say like that. It feels crazy. Half
a month, two weeks. You know what I'm saying. But
we're good now.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
You know what I mean. I got my vestectomy.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Readjusted. You know what I'm saying. Listens back in the
motherfucking building. You know what I'm saying. Big minutes in
the house, you guard you know what I'm saying. And
of course, mmm, DJ his son insane. Unfortunately, I don't
know where Rainy's at. We've been trying to was trying
to get hold of.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
And he blocked me like two weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
The motherfucker's not responding to the group chat. But you
know how I do, Liz, You know what I'm saying.
I'm very uh.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
What they call practical and intuitive. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
I don't know if he's some words in context, it
don't matter because I got Ai Rainie.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
So it's like I've been feeding it data like Rainy data,
just in case.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
You know, Rainy is a wild boy, slippery.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
You know what I'm saying, so shout to Rainey ohaya
ai version in the building. You know what I'm saying,
Virgin one point zero, not beta alpha. You know what
I'm saying, because that's what we got.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
You know what I'm saying. So makes ready. I've got that.
Know it's ready. Got that what I'm saying, every yeah, yeah,
so yeah yeah yeah so here so yo.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
You know what I say?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, yeah, we've been so we've been happy to be back. Yeah,
we've been going for a little bit. You know what
I'm saying, So what ready? What you what you've been
working on?

Speaker 5 (01:24):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
What you've been up to? I've been outside up. Okay, face,
it's just kind of fire. You know, it's just fire fire.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Did you teach him how to speak? Or is it
just singing?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
So I put when I was doing the data ship,
I would put artists like musicians.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
So maybe that's part of it.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
But it's like, you know, you should have asked me, Bro,
I would have helped you out.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yes, like magic, Okay, I think I yeah, I think
I gotta I fucked up.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
I gotta this ship.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Bron.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
You don't plug it says restart this ship.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
It's not restarted.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Work.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Can you shut the funk up for a second?

Speaker 3 (02:12):
A I Rainy pause, call victim, bro, No, I got
the I did, I got the free trackers.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
I thought we was.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Saying, come on, trying to pay for the.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Two week break with a fucking AI Rainy and then
the motherfucking on even.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
You don't even work, right, Damn, that's sucked up. What
are we doing?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
We'll fix, we fix, weren fix and we go fix it. Uh,
Rainy speak English words, do japan words?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Fuck? Dog yo, Rainy, call the cops. Bro, Hey, Rainy
does a word? I see me? Hey Rainy, Hey Rainy.
Fuck Bro.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
I'm I'm just try just don't plug the ship. Yeah,
I'm plug yourself on the control or delete.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Literally like ye right, that was black magic a ship.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
You know what I'm saying, We back yard missed us man,
God damn it.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
We've been gone for two weeks. Bitch. It's a double intro.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (03:31):
You're getting doubly penetrated, right. You thought you had seen
the last of the mayor of Yep City. Yah, yeah city, bitch,
Yep City. Bitch.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
You know you know who that is.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Man.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I'm in the building with the real deal, the real
radio by you. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
The God in the building, the yap might say, Yep,
it's good to be of course, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Like, nah, then flow. You know what I'm saying. I
just said that.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
She like you, was talking like we had an accordion
on a poster s United Palaces and you got the voice.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
I got the al we get to a drum set,
it's a oh my god.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
You know who that is, man, It's Liz Bell or this.
You know what I'm saying, the one and only you
know I'm saying all her books and through the knowledge God.
You know what I'm saying. We got minute the month
fucking building to God himself. Back off the A c O.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
You know what I'm saying. And he's back out the forest.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
He's like, we got here, you know what I mean.
He's actually doing fucking call wheels and ship and of
course baby.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
De sign and sane.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying, y'all, y'all welcome, welcome
back up.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Damnit.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
I'm by I'm fucking washed and I live vicariously through y'all.
Please put me onto. What I've been doing the last
two weeks is all I've been doing is masturbating and
smoking marijuana.

Speaker 6 (04:46):
Ship.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Wow, that sounds fun as fun.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Even edging for weeks.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
Damn, man, I've just been working on music, man, like
working on music.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
I've been working on music, man know top the new kurb.

Speaker 6 (05:04):
But yeah, you know, just working on trying to get
this fucking sell and spring done and then uh and
just chilling with the boys.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Man with my kids and you know, mother or whatever.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Change in Wow, I was about to be proud of you,
he was like, I'm hanging with my boys, man, fu
them kids. But you literally met your boys like the
boys that I created, and I got back into like, actually,
I know I've been sending Magic the Gathering cards in
the chat for weeks.

Speaker 6 (05:29):
Now, but I'm actually playing again and ship so like
it feels good, you know, like the old Dominicans, like
the old Dominican fathers that like they get together like
me know, play dominoes, that's us.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
But with Magic the Gathering. YE don't know, yo.

Speaker 7 (05:51):
Exactly.

Speaker 6 (05:52):
You know the video, you know the video of the
old Dominican guy pretending he's in the hospital so that
he can stay and play dominoes longer. That's magic together
a little bit laughing, but the is so funny. I'm

(06:13):
trying to buy time here. Done music, kids, magic togathering.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, I'll be reading. I
don't know if you do, because I know I do.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
When he tweets about like magic, the Gathering and Ship,
I read it and I'm like, I enjoyed this. It's
like watching a foreign film, you know what I'm saying, Like,
I don't know what language this.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Is, but this the people interact with they know what's
going on.

Speaker 6 (06:42):
That's an average for the MTG community.

Speaker 7 (06:46):
I appreciate your visibility.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
You gotta be careful, he said.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
She's like as an advocate for the Marjory Telegreen community,
No never, you don't take that.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Oh god, so it about Yo.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
I hate blue players that do this And I'm like,
I don't know what the fuck is this talk about, but.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
I'm into it.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Brom, I'm like thirty eight sweet Steep into this, like saga. Yeah,
I'm just like yo, I'm trying to understand. Now I'm
going to Wikipedia and Ship and my kids say, Yo,
what you're doing?

Speaker 2 (07:15):
I was like, yo, I'm reading my magic. Thy either
get the fuck out of here. You know we gotta
do Hey, hold on eighty year old? Sounds like you
ain't got no holds, nigga.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
This is this is all part of a very long
scheme to get the three of us on game nights.
You guys have no idea what that is. No, it's
a It's a YouTube channel where they invite like different
celebrities and other Internet personalities to play magic the gathering.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Is that flock?

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Is that my man? That did?

Speaker 6 (07:41):
He was like a Jeopardy champ. No, no, no, no, no,
it's different. I don't think so. But anyway, anyway, Liz,
how was your I was your break? What did you
get up before.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
We do that? I'm down and get get into that
show game. I'm always there to smoke anybody. I love
winning ship. Let's go a week practice. But after that.

Speaker 6 (07:59):
We done what, We downloaded MTG Arena and y'all gonna
get y'all gonna get up on that.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Yeah what you said? My two week break?

Speaker 2 (08:09):
It was?

Speaker 4 (08:09):
It was fun. It was cool. I've got a lot done.
I've been working on my second book, like I told
you so, I've been working on a lot of ship
regarding that the documentary. I'm doing my first stand up
on Friday.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
A sign called me while he was on break and
he's like, Yo, what's up? You want to do this?
You know it's something I've been into that I just
want to try to get my feet Well why not?
So yeah, Friday is my first day I've been working
on my set. I'm excited as fuck. Bro, without one life,
let's just be doing it. I don't have no expectations.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
We just got fun.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
You know, it's crazy, it's signed insane. But that's he
sounded reasonable.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
That's mad. I'm saying, that's not reasonable thing to think of.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Yeah, I'm saying, yo, but how was your two week breaks?
You got any more kids.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
On the way? Yo? Listen?

Speaker 6 (09:04):
Uh no, thankfully you know they got He's got his
propectively reupholster.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
You know what I'm saying. Hell yeah, and you know
what I'm saying, And all the kids in the tube sack.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
In my office, I'm saying, I like even numbers. We're
gonna do.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Six, keep it, We're not doing that. Six is crazy.
I see people with six kids.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
I'm like, are you Mormon? You know what I'm saying,
They got to.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Be What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Are you amish? Like trying to build a workforce. You
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
They have all them kids to have more people to
physically lift and move the cabin exactly.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
You know what I'm saying. Have y'all seen them do that? Yes,
that's that's just insane. Bro. Like they pick up a house,
I'm like.

Speaker 6 (09:42):
Yo, Mormons, Yeah, no, no, not yes, they don't pick
up a whole barn and like physically move the barn
between like a hundred of them.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
You never see me. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
They all name like Jededdie and Ship. They don't have
to button. I'm sure with the spenders, but they out
here but doing work.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
They're all named Ezekiel and none of their beards connected.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Terrifying.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
She's crazy. They don't get the Duck dynasty, Beers Man dynasty.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Mormon shorty And at the Doctor Phil show, she said
they wouldn't even have to go swimming. What she couldn't
go swimming?

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Bro?

Speaker 4 (10:24):
They was like, they basically asked to ask yourself, why
do you want to go swimming?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
What? Why do you want to what?

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Does that Does that benefit your children? Does that benefit
your husband? Why would you want to go swimming, bitch,
like swim so much that you should just not be
doing if it's for pure enjoyment, for what what do
you deserve that for a time?

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Do you think? Do you guys think Mormons eat cereal
because that's fun? You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
I'll be highest, you know, I fucking a salad bowl
of peeps cereal, which is seasonal easter.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
You know what I'm saying, so cereal.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
The marshmallow burn. Yes, you belonging to jail.

Speaker 7 (11:11):
The fu is wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (11:15):
You know what I'm like? Wait, hold on, that reminds me.

Speaker 6 (11:23):
I tweeted some egregious ship I've seen in Target one time,
and you interacted with it. I tweeted like, I was like, Yo,
who is this for? And it was peeps?

Speaker 7 (11:33):
PEPSI demon, Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Was like, remember what the y y'all listen. I ain't
gonna lie to y'all.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
Man.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
I love y'all too much.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
I am a nasty and I don't mean like I
am a nasty man. You understand, I got it. I'm
waiting for them to like I'm waiting for men to
hit me up. Yo, Yo, did you hear about this ship?
And I'm thinking, like it's some work ship. He's like nah, dog, He's.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Like, Yo, you're good, And I'm like, what do you
mean you're good? Yo? They got this ship that is
like a power of pressure washer before like you're calon.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
So all the foul ship you've been eating for the
past thirty years, he is good. It's gonna wash out
all the Swedish fish gunk.

Speaker 6 (12:18):
You know what I'm saying, all the taco bell can't
eat the ship forever chemicals.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Yes, tell me you did not have a Peep's PEPSI bro.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
I drank the peep Pepsy just to see what it
was like. Man, okay, we need to know.

Speaker 6 (12:29):
Selection Yeah, but now we need to know. Now we
need the testimony. Ass bro, Yes, ass.

Speaker 8 (12:42):
Bro.

Speaker 7 (12:42):
Anybody in this room listen.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Bro. But it's like, you know, I was like I
was in my bag bro, was high, and then at
the word omammy just came in my head.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
I don't know why, you know what I'm saying, But
then I just thought about it. It's just like oh
ummmy means like I don't. I forgot what it means.

Speaker 6 (13:00):
It's like like just like an inexplicable like like a flavor.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
You know, I don't understand this flavor. But you know
what I mean.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
It's it's like the first time I ate it's gust Yeah,
Miniicans would be like gusto, you know like that. Yeah, okay,
six ship going on right now. But yeah, so I
ate the peeps. You know what I'm saying, Dan, the
pe drank the peeps PEPs each foul.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Don't do that.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
The pep cereal is fire though, you know what I'm saying.
And I ate it with a spatula. That was That
was the point I was trying to get at. It
was I ate it with a with a rubber spatula.
You ate it with a spatula like Craig and Friday. Yes,
so not like that, not like a special like the
pancake flipper ship, like the one that's like a little
more like from mixing.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
You ate you ate peep cereal kind of with a ladle.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
All right? At what age? Was this?

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Like a week ago? You was sick free? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (14:00):
I'm over here this supervision. I'm over here thinking you're
gonna come back or changed. Man, you freak.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
I'm I looked up to you.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah, listen all supermarket people, supermarket brands, managers, niggas doing
the layout at the store. If you want to get me,
put a cereal, any cereal for dollars ninety nine in
the middle of the cereal aisle in its own little
standalone joint.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
That's all it take.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
You're gonna get me every time.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Did you hear about the Kellogg's CEO?

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Yes, whoa.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
This motherfucker really sad bro I know, y'all paul and starving,
but so just just just break up the morning cereal
and put it for the night.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yo.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
You got cheeros in the morning for breakfast, boom right.
Then for lunch, little cinnamon Toa's crunch, you know what
I'm saying. Then dinner time, okay, yo, get crazy with it. Yeah, marshmallow,
fruity pebbles.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
You know what I'm saying. Yo, I heard the guy,
Y know, I'm dropping this peep cereal fist face to Yeah. See,
don't fucking got on TV. It was just like yo. Listen,
y'all poor eat cereal man.

Speaker 6 (15:13):
Listen serials for broke people, Cereal for dinner, dude, be
hitting crazy when it's not your only option.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
When you're like, oh, I'm getting away with this.

Speaker 6 (15:24):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, when you got the wig, you're
sitting in the fridge, but you don't feel like doing
all that, right, Cereal fruit dinner kind of hit crazy,
you know.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
You know, and I'm a nasty man.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
You probably put fruit in sh're probably healthy and put
like it's slice bananas in my ship. Yeah yeah, please, bro,
I put I put chocolate powder on my ship.

Speaker 6 (15:47):
Okay, think, okay, that's not that crazy. I thought I
was a little bit of sugar, that's fine. I was
fully expecting you to be like, no, that's all fine.
I was expecting you to be like, oh, I'll be
putting gummy.

Speaker 7 (16:00):
Worms and gummy worms. And I don't know what to
expect from you anymore.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
It's so crazy because like, yo, dude, just reminded me
some medication kind of tastes good.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Bro, Like I took it. I don't know you da.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
I was like, yo, this ship does not taste foul
like I thought medications taste disgusting.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
About how about we don't do that, how about we
don't take so many drugs? They start tasting like.

Speaker 6 (16:33):
Still mummy, Still mummy.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
It's gonna be like mommy thirty.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
Bro, we don't be at a dinner party, dinner party
somewhere in a ranch. Meal gonna be like, what's this
I'm having?

Speaker 2 (16:45):
What is this? It's it's it's delectable.

Speaker 6 (16:46):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
We're gonna be like Merrow. That's a horseshoe.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
He just got.

Speaker 7 (16:52):
He just got used to the taste.

Speaker 6 (16:54):
Of metal from all the fucking drugs.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
I got Yo salt lick. You know it's delicious. Why
am I dehydrated? God damn I need a kidney.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Yo fam Wow, Hello random dog. I just thought of
this or not thought of it, remembered the audacity it
is this. I want y'all take on this. I don't
know if there's everybody I don't I don't know if
this is audacious or if this is just like yo, help,
I went to fucking get a coffee and Bro put
his sign right where like you order like you know

(17:39):
how dug guy's like the little fucking fake iPad, or
you can order your ship right next to the ship.
Bro put like a big print out like a poster
like Missing Dog type of ship. But it's like, Yo,
I need a kidney, and it's it's Bro's like, Yo,
can I.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Have your kidney? Like Yo, I live over here.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
It's just a picture of him. Like one picture he's
just like manim like headshot. An other picture is like
playing ball. Another pictures like playing.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Chess and ship.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
I'm like, are you I was like, bro, isn't it
like a different Like I've never asked for organ before?

Speaker 7 (18:09):
You know, says territory for me?

Speaker 2 (18:11):
You feel me?

Speaker 3 (18:12):
So I don't know the etiquette behind that ship. I'm like, yo,
is this crazy? What if I call you up and
I'm like, yeah, I got a kidney f you?

Speaker 7 (18:18):
Yeah you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Yeah, Like that's a fun um.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Ship like.

Speaker 7 (18:23):
Shags you You're gonna die?

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Damn busy? Bro, Wait you get to the ships right? Yeah?
You only make like in your inventory.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
Like like okay, like is good, Like it's a little
experience we have in this.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
With health, Like you get ships right, Like.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
I've never seen that before. Not a flyer, you know what?
Shout out to homie?

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yeah yeah wait hold on did he work at the
duncan Na? That was a crazy to me.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
I was like, oh, I thought it was like the
store manager some ship like, but I'm like, nah, you're white.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Everybody else in here is Indian, like yeah, unless you
know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
I've seen people put it on their cars and ship
the car kidney call this.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Call this number.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Yeah, that's I mean, bro death sperate people. That's measures
like you start doing ship.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
That I hold you.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
He had it laid out the way that they do,
like the yo take a number and you just like
pulled a little and there was like three.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
I'm just missing. So oh ship didn't.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Hopefully help me get his kidney?

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Yeah, yeah, shut to you, like, guy, hopefully you get
a kidney or somebody's really fucking with you.

Speaker 6 (19:37):
Taking them little phone numbers. And maybe it was birds.
Somebody put it on the lamp post. Are you tired
of being? Are you tired of being a bird? And
a bunch of pictures ripped?

Speaker 4 (19:54):
Man, it's just iris on the other lines.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Yeah, so aren't you tided to be their bitch? You see?
Going into the.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Not too much on my sister.

Speaker 6 (20:10):
Listen, if y'all thought for our listeners, if y'all thought
Liz Belle was the final boss, oh Na na bro.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Irish Bell is like super saying too.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
But the difference between me is that sometimes I'll be
joking highers, well, do not be joking.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Anyway.

Speaker 7 (20:31):
We say all that to say, we'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Enjoy this ad for Bravarian toasters.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Nice sounds like a good.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Legity, Like, yo, bitch, you know what I'm saying. I
hope you enjoyed that ad for finished female condoms. You
know what I'm saying, use them.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Or don't or don't. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
That ship feeling official finish is the population that he's populating.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
I mean we back though, yo.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Listen, TikTok is TikTok Bandshit been going on in the
news for a long time now.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
This ship is like official tissue like they about to
do it. They're about to do it.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
They about toy like fucking Biden got his he signed
the ship or did something.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
He got his finger on the button whatever they're doing
in the government.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
Like a year they said to Salad, if they don't they.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Banning that motherfucker man.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
I I wholeheardedly disagree with ship.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
You know what I'm saying, I don't think that you
should be that.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Listen, other people are saying I don't know why I
said this ship like Trump, not even the Trump boice.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
So people are saying the TikTok band, yeah, motherfuckers.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
My thing is like yo, the reason, like the open
secret is like yo, fam, they're banning TikTok because people
are just putting primary source ship.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Like yo, this is happening right now.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Here on the ground, right here, This is happening. You
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
This is not CG.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
I check the fucking metadata in this ship, motherfucker. So
obviously you know what I'm saying. The situation, the Paltigde motherfucker. Bro,
there's a lot of ship. Let me get on my
you know what I'm saying. Put the conspiracy music in
the back because it's expiratorial. It's real.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
The government is suppressing information. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
They want a band TikTok because they want to they
want to supres. Motherfuckers for telling the ship how it is. Man,
you know what I'm saying, because that's you could go
on there, you could go live and say, ship.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Is this is what's going on.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
If you had a protest, if you had a situation,
because there's a lot of you know, students protests.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
And chatter the youth. Chatter the youth one time.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
You know what I'm saying, for fucking exercising any fucking rights,
you could go on there in real time. Yeah, America
doesn't want that because America wants to control the flow
of information.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Duh. And China was like, I bet all right, you
don't want to band TikTok. We banning what'sapp?

Speaker 3 (22:49):
So now every Dominican in China has to leave, Yeah,
I'm saying because they can't.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
They can't, you can't communicate with their family.

Speaker 6 (22:55):
And uh, they're also banning what's the other one? They're
banning WhatsApp and uh and threads? No, no, there was
is it threads?

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Really? Oh? Okay, I thought it was the other one?

Speaker 6 (23:06):
What's the other joint that it's like I message, but
it's locked, so you could cheat on your spouse chat signal.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
Well signals the encrypted like yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Yeah, yeah, that's the one.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
Do you know that? Man?

Speaker 6 (23:16):
I thought, yeah, tell yeah, yeah, it's one of those
they've bandoned, like what's happened and the cheater app?

Speaker 4 (23:21):
And so now.

Speaker 6 (23:25):
Whatever is yes, so now you can't even like keep
up with your secret family in peace at all on
either side.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
It's crazy. Dominican is tough, right now, pray for you,
Pray for your boy trees bro City boys down thirty.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Yeah, listen to this.

Speaker 7 (23:41):
Pray for your boy. Oh, pray for your boy really right?

Speaker 4 (23:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
I'm like, yeah, you already know a secret Fanily's that
a secret? Ye holy ship.

Speaker 6 (23:54):
But it's got to be more than that though, right,
Like it's got that, Like there's gotta be there's got
to be another because like TikTok Live is not the
only platform you can go live on.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
You can go live on IG.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
I think you can get yeah with TikTok specifically, you
can alternate the algorithm. I think that's the thing, because
you could suppress. If I post a video right now
like I do on my Instagram, if I mentioned the
word Palestine or free whatever, they just shadow back my shit.
They can't delete it, but they'll just shadow at it.
Nobody will be able to see it. I've had people

(24:26):
send my stuff like bro, they're just not even if
I comment on it, they'll say, you can't comment on
this post on TikTok. This is the thing. They can't
control the kids. The kids hack the algorithm. They know
if you say more than five words, it'll push it
to the public. If they say Palestine, it won't. But
they won't say Palestine, they'll say something else. Every single

(24:49):
day they come up with new slang words so that
they could beat the algorithm. So the message kids across
no matter what. And that's what I was. I made
a video about this, explain like they literally do not
know what to do with gen Z because you're trying
to scare motherfuckers who can't be scared. These are kids, bro,
who learned how to barricade themselves against mass fool shooters
when they were like four or five years old.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
Yo.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
Yeah, yeah, And now you're telling them they got to
be scared of this bitch ass cop in front of them,
Like you're trying to scare these kids and they have
nothing to lose, bro, because they've never had any sense.
Like I remember being a kid, we had fire drills,
we had tornado drills.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Just the case sheltering place exactly.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
And you know, we lived in the hood, but we
never had to as a kid, bro, as like a
four or five year old me worried about a mass
shooter coming in or having to worry about, like saving
your best friend who's dying.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yo.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
You got these kids, they don't fear shit, bro, and
they also know that they don't have nobody on the
outside protecting them. You have people these cops. I remember
growing up, we knew cops was dirty, right, I live
right by the seventy fifth percist, but I still felt
like there was some sense of authority, even if it
was the government, you know whatever. I always felt like
there was some sort of adult protected us. These kids

(26:00):
do not have that. So you're looking at a generation
of motherfuckers who are fearless, bro.

Speaker 6 (26:05):
Yeah, and they also they also like they have that uh.
It's it's it's strange because there's like an intersection between
like teenage angst and also like, uh, I guess revolutionary
nihilism where it's like where it's like, oh, what's the
worst that could happen? I'm gonna die? Well I could
die at school, yeah, so fuck it. That's crazy. Like

(26:25):
like like these kids, like these kids are they're gonna
be They're gonna be fine. Like if we if we
even if even if we're not, like everybody's like all
the kids is fucked up. The kids are not alright, No,
they're gonna be Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, I've seen them, bro.

Speaker 6 (26:38):
I've seen a group of like fucking barely eighteen year
olds hold back a platoon of fully riot geared up
police officers in like a spartan fucking three hundred maneuver.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
And I was like, yeah, yeah, that's their way of
basically trying to tell that youth shut the fuck up.
And no matter what, bro, you can't you raised literally
a generation of motherfuckers. You told them, yo, fight for

(27:13):
your rights. You didn't say you didn't like, you didn't
say that. Literally, you know, he's trying to instill some
kind of hoping to the children. These motherfuckers realized there's
nobody protecting them. There's no consequences whether you're good or bad.
The good guys get out, shout out the Harvey Winstein,
I hope you die yesterday, bitch. Like even if you
whether you do good or bad, bro, the consequences kind

(27:35):
of seemed the same.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
So you can't scare these kids, nah, man. And they
are scared of jail.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
That's they're just going to make another ad.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
They're working on this shoe right now, and contracts coding now. Yeah, yeah,
actually but yeah, like my restaurants. Yeah, you brought up
you brought up Harvey Weinstein might have. We'll get into
that because fucking like that.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
The good news, the good news and his bad news
in that case. Yeah, I know that sounds crazy to
say about fucking Wednesday, but the bad news is that
his New York uh cases or whatever got vacated because
he has a tape of a judge fucking horse or
some shit like that. Whatever he has. The good news
is that was bad news. The good news is all

(28:23):
his other cases, aren't it poppic? So that motherfucker is
going to die in jail? Okay, like he's going So.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
What exactly happened then? Because I heard that they basically
got so many women testifying against him that they had
to throw all of it out.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
But it was in New York.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
But this motherfucker been being assaulting shorties like across the country.
So all his cases in LA, just the cases in LA,
is enough to put him away forever.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Yeah, bro, I tell you, our justice system is crazy.
It's so trash because even with the Diddy case, it's
like they're trying his lawyers are trying to basically say, bro,
these laws didn't exist in the nineties.

Speaker 6 (28:58):
So what the logic is that?

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Bro, we literally have so many terrible people getting away
with terrible things, and then you look at the youth
and say, what's wrong with chop bitch?

Speaker 6 (29:19):
It's not so like we we have like there's this
the information train doesn't stop. So it's like when when
we were like when when we were kids, like all
we had was like TV, the radio, I guess, like
a little bit and then like whatever our parents or
the adults around us told us. But like these kids
like have access to like a fucking never ending, an

(29:39):
eternal fountain of information, and like most of it sucks,
like most of it is bad. It's like what the
fuck you expect these kids to do? Like these like
these kids don't have faith in anybody but themselves, because
it's like you look at the situation in like Palestine,
you look at the fucking like the protests and ship,
and then you look at like the ship like Harvey Weinston,
and it's like, yo, like what the fuck do the
good guys? I know that's like a juvenile concept guys

(30:03):
and bad guys, but like do the good guys win?

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Ever?

Speaker 6 (30:05):
And it's looking real slim like it's looking like not really,
you know what I'm saying, So, like, how the fun
They can't have faith in the system. They can't because
no one's protecting them. They can't have faith in law
enforcement because they let them die in schools, and they can't,
and they can't have faith in the adults around them
because a lot of time the adults around them will be.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Like, well it was the times. The times were all
of a.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
Sudden, we had it worse.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
We had it worse.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
We had to swim across the river to get to school,
at least.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Get the bus. It's like, no, you didn't.

Speaker 7 (30:34):
You're lying.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
You're lying.

Speaker 7 (30:35):
You're lying because I rentable now simmer in the path between.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Our house and your school. It was a perfectly paved road. Yeah, okay,
my mom.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
Took us to that, and it was exactly what she
said it was. It was worse. Actually it was a
hot ass or she was like, we went when there
was a road, but before it was just rocks and
we had to walk the whole ship where to go
to the school.

Speaker 6 (31:01):
Yeah, back in my day, we had to spurlunk across
a volcano to get to school.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
I'm glad you brought that up because I made a
video talking about how you know, you can't really control
gen Z and they came into my comments and was
just explaining what the drills were like.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Right.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
There was some dude who even made a video with
his first journal entries when he was in third grade,
basically saying, like what happened at that that day in school?
These kids, bro, have been through some fucked up ship.
Me as a child, I remember having to do fire drills.
These motherfuckers had yeah, because you said, yeah, break ship

(31:38):
is fine. These motherfuckers were actually scared, bro. Like they're
talking about how to to save your best friend from
dying in a room that you can't leave.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
How to apply pressure to a boon, and all that
type of Cristian ship. And it's wild because like, like
like you said, like when we had fire drills and ship,
it was like, bro, we know there's not a fire,
just stand against the wall.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Bruh.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Fucking Miss Jones said on the heate that we gonna
have a five ze five minutes. Get ready, anybody, We're
gonna walk out. I'm going in the back of the line,
you know what I'm saying In the crowds nobody hears
and be fucking a goofy twelve year old. These more
thefuckers like my kids. They have a fucking one of
them drills and it's like.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Bro, is this a drill? There's nothing fun. There's nothing
fun about it.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
It's like yo, get in the closet, like be quiet.
It's not like yo out here.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
I'm like, damn dog like ship and as a kid,
you know, for us millennials, it was like nine eleven.
I remember being in third grade. I remember watching that
ship from the windows in school.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Yeah. Same, But when I went.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
Home, I went home, meaning I didn't get to see
nothing after that. It was on the news. My mom
turned it off, she sent us to the room. She
turned it back on once the kids were off.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Imagine if I had a phone and not Google what's
happening in the city right now? Yeah, terrorist attack, the
twin towers, just foul, everything is burning down. That is
what these kids have. You talk about the kids who
passed away in the in the Texas Mexaca. It's like
these kids were on their phones talking to their parents
for an hour and a half while their other classmates

(33:06):
are being slaughtered. Yeah, you hear that. You see it
in real time. Even if they don't know what's going
on in another school in the town over. You google
what's going on? Why are we then? Why are my
parents coming to pick me up? All of this shit
they have actively on their phones. Bro, This generation is
not scared of anybody, and.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
They get push notifications though they look for it.

Speaker 6 (33:24):
It's just like yeah, popping up like oh shit, oh,
and it's been a running joke now for like a
couple of months. They're like, oh, gen Z and Jena
like look really old for their age, and it's like like, yeah, haha, funny,
y'all look old, but also like, look at what these
literal children have had to go through since they were
fucking toddlers, Like, of course that shit is gonna aid

(33:46):
you a little bit, you know what I mean, Like,
of course you're gonna look thirty at twenty two. Come on,
when you've had active shooter drills and like the country
falling apart since you were what four.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
I'll tell you right now, man, my oldest son looks
like Harrison Ford's just crazy right now, Carrol, they're gonna
find this show.

Speaker 6 (34:06):
To go back to the show, and then Avery gonna
kick your room like big bird.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
I look like Harrison Ford.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Okay, jump before kids like Chris Brown. Come on, come
on now, you can't say I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Can you believe that we missed that whole wave old
Chris Brown beef? They didn't scraped, got up, scrapped it
again from each other, baby bombs, and we still have not.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Keep each other's cars like everything, yo. And it's crazy
because you know it is what it is, like the
Drake versus the world fucking overshadow that ship.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
But yo, fam, that.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Niggas is not playing one big one bit at all.
And Chris Brown, listen, man, doing this for a little while.
I know a lot of rich people that are on cocaine,
you know what I'm saying. Allegedly, yeah, allegedly sorry, but
like but hey, nigga, like listen.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
This is the thing.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
When you're really good at something, people will overlook a
lot of ship. Like if I could do a fucking
of backflips down the length of this room, Yeah, y'all
will overlook some ship, like you know what I'm saying, Look.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
A lot already, Bro, you can't drinking a fucking mountain, dude.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
You feel me like, wow, wow wow. I thought that
was like between us.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
No, no, no, wow damn wow.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
I just it was a co red. I guess it
tastes like cherry cherry citrus. It has one percent natural juice.
Mad mountain dude, men had to protect you the other day.
He was like, Yo, men, get me a mountain dude.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
What you saying? You said you saw the Baja Blast
or the Regular and what was it?

Speaker 5 (35:54):
I made the conscious choice to get you the regular
because I'm like, I'm not getting you.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
No, I'll tell you who you can get somebody well wired.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
Discreetly in your little yetti cups and no one knows.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
It's lean like nobody sees me, yo, and they listen.
Like I said before, Liz, all you gotta do to
get my bitch ass and super mugget is put the
ship in the middle of the aisle and put on
sale and you got me? Bro?

Speaker 2 (36:36):
What if you got me? What if?

Speaker 6 (36:37):
What we think is cocaine is really pop bleast. Chris
Brown just has a crippling blast addiction.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
They got the.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Seen by Blast and music. Miss I gotta get.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
A sip for you? Oh that.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
God damn yeah, you know and the crazy ship about.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
I know this sh it is bad for me because
once it's not ice cold, this ship tastes like closer
rup like it tastes like straight medicine, be like chemicals,
you know what I mean, Like you know how you drink,
you mean, like listen, I just came back from the
that was part of the two weekshit that I didn't
even talk about.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
I was about to kind of living life, bro, just chilling,
enjoying time off. You know what I'm saying. Recharging the battery.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
I could come back because y'all, y'all listen, we got
two studs over here, you know what I'm saying. So
I had to come back.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
I had to re energize the battery. You know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
That's right, you know, So you know what I'm saying.
I had to go recharge my batteries like keep pumping, y'all.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
You know what I mean, And.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Went out there and had like spend some time, you
know what I mean. Like you know, I'm Dominican, so
I get the funk off the resort. I'm not with
over here, fucking frontois and ship like yo, we're from Canada. Hey,
we don't work. They said, don't leave the grounds. I'm like,
now fuck that, Bro' give me mother fucking peed.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Bro we out.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
So I went out there and after fucking drinking, like
why mong and ship?

Speaker 2 (38:20):
You know all that.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Ship that you see, motherfucker squeeze with the ice and ship.
You're like Brian and now come back to America, bro,
And I gotta drink this filth. You know what I'm saying,
acid acid, literal acid water.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Like, I'm just like stripping my colon of his like
of his natural liming forever forever.

Speaker 6 (38:37):
Chemicals mean nothing of me. Yeah, this blast, it is forever.
Motherfucker's really died behind this ship.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
I can't wait to give it. He just hit that.
I got tired today. Yo.

Speaker 7 (38:58):
I get into a fight over Baja blasts and I
just go.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yo, chatter the numbers on the board. They're gonna see
that suit. Yeah straight. I don't know if that's the
Wu Tang signed or a flower, but the way I'm
not sure. I'm not sure. I don't know why going,
but that can't run family.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
It looks like a Gallagher monster.

Speaker 6 (39:19):
Imagine getting a fight over this Baja blast ship and
then I get in the car and I go.

Speaker 7 (39:22):
Teach your man how to squak?

Speaker 4 (39:26):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
You know is crazy ship too.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
I thought about this ship, and when my motherfuckers would
say father, chemicals, I was like, Yo, what if.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
The chemicals are making me forever?

Speaker 6 (39:41):
Mm?

Speaker 2 (39:42):
That's knowledge, you know what.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
I'm saying looking at each other?

Speaker 6 (39:49):
Also chemicals as opposed to what that sounds like something
I need? Because what else am I gonna get? Never chemicals,
occasional chemicals? I don't think so. I want to see
me personally. I want to be around. That's why you
don't get the COVID vaccine. That's why you ain't gonna
put no type of vaccine. In my mind, I ain't

(40:10):
getting a jab. Yeah, I ain't getting the jet.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Hey.

Speaker 6 (40:13):
By the way, Hey, you want a nutty from the store,
I'm gonna get you want? You want a tropical fantasy?
You want to press next that my man gave me?

Speaker 5 (40:21):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (40:22):
Hell yeah, bro, I'm locked in. You want this acid
tab with a picture of Snoopy on it, sleeping on the.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Stop?

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Why do you want me to stop? Though?

Speaker 4 (40:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Why do you want me stop? Why can't keep going?

Speaker 6 (40:45):
That's what you never thought about doing more.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Yoh god, damn man, listen, I eat a pill of
the floor, man, I give fuck.

Speaker 7 (41:02):
You really did?

Speaker 2 (41:06):
That is insane, man? And I can't.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
It's great now because my hand feels great and before
it did not feel horrible.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
And I can make a fist ship and it's gonna
feel terrible in like two hours.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
But that's fine, but we're gonna reaggravate it.

Speaker 6 (41:19):
Speaking of this, this wrap beef or whatever is going on,
going on, whatever going on entertainment. They not even fighting, No,
they're not even fighting. Y'all got the listen, y'all got
the money and the resources. First of all, make some
bread off the ship, make it a pay per view
of it, box, do something. All these I g live antics,

(41:42):
all this fucking like all this, all these subliminals and
ship bro y'all look like this is cafeteria middle school.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
No, that's me and my homegirls when we was in
seventh grader.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
What the fuck? Like this is burn book ship.

Speaker 6 (41:55):
But we're gonna get back into it after the break
after what type of ads were talking about Liz Peruvian pearls.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Let's get it, that's sexual literally literal. Yeah, we back you, bitch.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
I hope you buy more and more and more of
those delicious Egyptian waffles you just heard about.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
You know what I'm saying, They're very good. You know
what I'm saying that who build hieroglyphic I feel like mascot.

Speaker 6 (42:27):
That sounds yeah, that sounds like a Kellogg's marketing to
the Egyptian waffleos.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Egyptian Waffles, hieroglyphic.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
Y the Tiger bron whoever.

Speaker 6 (42:47):
Start talking like that, because I will fry you up
right now.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
Listen clear, how you capping for the man? Y'all? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:01):
But yeah, before the fucking before the Egyptian waffles, we
were talking about Chris Brown and Quabo and you were
saying of like that that ship.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Just tell me what I was saying. Please, you, as
a man.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Tell me what.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Ship. I remember.

Speaker 6 (43:15):
I don't know if you forgot because your female feeble
brains can't hold enough information. Fortunately for you, there's two
men in the room.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Please, mister sir, Please, mister bitch.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Yet put you on saw your brain holdings recipes.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
You know what I mean, hoboscopes. You know what I'm saying, Brow.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
If I can tell you to go die in the war,
I'm sexist. That's war.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
It's crazy.

Speaker 6 (43:47):
I feel like the more of these jokes we make,
the closer Irish Bell gets to our physical location.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Let me tell you something, we will be one day.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
We're gonna be here one day and we're all gonna
have Like there's gonna be a little glass of water
that desk, and it's gonna be just like Jurassic Park.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
You see the water shaking, and she's gonna kick the
door in like has come off the hinges.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
She's gonna threaten with fourteen blunts.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Oh you know, they just find this devil Mac grab
up like Bro, that's what.

Speaker 6 (44:22):
Speaking of fourteen blunts, that's what all these motherfuckers need
to do. Chris Brown, Quavo, Drake, Kendrick, Future, Rick Ross,
the Weekend, Metro all is smoke and job rule for
no reason. All of them need to get in a
room with thirty six blunts and make out. That's it nice,

(44:44):
that's all they needed to kiss each other. Just kiss Bro,
kiss Bro and smash brothers. Sometimes you gotta sometimes you
gotta smooch the homies.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
That's it. That's all you.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
Gotta do they really all fighting over like girls, you know,
the Quaverris Brown thing. I mean, all the ship stems,
but a lot of it is coming from them dealing
with the same woman.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Come on, so just kiss. Kiss.

Speaker 6 (45:06):
Also like the irony of like rapping about fucking everybody's
bitch and doing all this extra ship and being a
scumbag and then like you you in your feelings because yeah, yeah,
like you in your feelings. But it's gonna be a

(45:31):
deep cut for like maybe nine percent of our audience.
But it reminds you of like you ever go to
a hardcore show and then somebody's.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Like, open this fucking bit up right, and.

Speaker 6 (45:41):
Then before the breakdown you're like, I remember I went
to an Oceano show. God damn fucking Adam from Oceano goes,
if you see anybody smiling, knock their fucking teeth outs
right right. And then they go into the breakdown some
chugger chugger ship and security is like, whoa, it's getting
too crazy here, and then fucking Adam from Oceano goes, guys,
come on, we're just here to have fun. Come on, yo,

(46:01):
you you to push to push somebody likes out What
the fuck?

Speaker 7 (46:07):
These were instructions of words given it's cool to action?

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Fuck are you talking about now?

Speaker 7 (46:12):
Relaxed?

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Bro? Come on? Like that's like a fucking like fucking
Jurassic five show. And when I say hey, you say
O and I'm like, hey.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Ho, guys, come on now, hey, come on with respect
the women in the audience.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
You my brother in.

Speaker 6 (46:26):
Christ, these were your directions. What the fuck are you
talking about?

Speaker 3 (46:29):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (46:30):
So that's how I feel about all this shit.

Speaker 6 (46:31):
It's like, oh, so y'all beefing over the women that
you claim you don't care about in your raps, that
you claim you fucking everybody's bitch about it in every
song Like this just doesn't make sense to me.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
It's just I think they just got to be realistic.
They don't like each other and they like the same women,
and then they all be pillow talking too. That's another thing.
Like with almost all this shit, even down to the
drake and push a beef, it all straight boils down
to motherfucker's pillow talking with.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Short nasty work and nasty work, nasty work, man, covet it.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Why there's no reason, yo, You've got grown ass men
making grown ass women sign NDAs because you can't, because
you're such a chatty patty. You can't bust a nut
and just smoke a cigarette like a real man. You
gotta fucking busting and be like, y'all did you hang out?

Speaker 2 (47:16):
What happened?

Speaker 4 (47:17):
Bro?

Speaker 6 (47:17):
That is such bitch behavior. Bro, you will never bro.
That's crazy. Not go to sleep Personally, I am a
four figure man. You understand what I'm telling you.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
I am afore.

Speaker 6 (47:29):
He's a thousands, I'm a thousand. Are right now? You
will never bro Ask anybody, bro, I'm not finished. Sit
up in the bed with you after we did whatever,
fucking covered in sweat in my sheets, and then bring
up the next man, are you insane your.

Speaker 7 (47:46):
Whole ass sun? Because what the fuck is that you got?

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Y'all got? Y'all got too much money to be doing this.
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (47:57):
Either get in the fucking ring or make out. It's
one or the other or both or both make out
in the ring.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
You know what I'm saying. Whoever takes my breath first loses.
You know what I'm saying. Fuck can't help.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
An ego trip. But I don't know how Sweeny got
brought into the ship, but she she she was another
one who fell victim to the to the drink and
kwavo crazy.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
I'm surprised nobody has brought up Normany yet.

Speaker 7 (48:23):
That right, this is a Norman.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
She spent regularzed. Myr name is Normani yo.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
But fuck it, nah man, this ship is nuts and
and like you're saying, it's all about yo, we're all
the same girl. We just can't shut up about it,
like I know, like I know, listen, I just found
out that the house that I live in now, I
thought it was weird because when I bought the house,
it's haunted That's what I thought. It's haunted by fucking
You don't want to run a blacklight to that motherfucker.
So the two people that lived there, I thought it

(48:52):
was like, Yo, there's six bedrooms in this house, like.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Oh, this must be a family. Oh mm hmm, damn,
damn was just six?

Speaker 5 (49:04):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Wait, hold on, hold on?

Speaker 6 (49:05):
Did you other rooms for like wait merrow, did you
make one of them in office or was there already
in office?

Speaker 2 (49:10):
It was already in office. I wasn't in office.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
It was a room they had like they had show
dogs so they had a room for their dogs, and
I just took that because I was.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Like, Yo's dogs got their own room. Yeah you know
what I'm saying, because I was going to set up
in the wine cellar, but it's cold.

Speaker 6 (49:26):
You were going to shut up in the wine yea,
how you'd be doing that with with my hands?

Speaker 2 (49:35):
One of these days, Meryl. One of these.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
Days was a picture of me at a pool where
somebody was like, oh, Ship, Merrow got ducks. I said, motherfucker,
what do you think Meryll's the only one with a pool? Yo?

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Randomly be merros pool by myself in the backcording in
late April.

Speaker 7 (50:08):
Yeah, that's fucking crazy.

Speaker 9 (50:12):
So look, more survivors remorse ship up every day and
I'm like, yo, do served this card?

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Fucking mealing on rice crime ship Bibles called my mom
like you want some money?

Speaker 4 (50:30):
How many Bibles you got in your house?

Speaker 2 (50:33):
I don't know. That's that's coow uh.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
Wow, because I got at least eight of them.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Yeah, I think it's time, by the way. Yeah, and
you know what else is called me litery?

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Like litery like.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
For the marrow Maid.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
You gotta hit the change yoh ship.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Oh listen before we get into the mail bag. Let
me just finish this thought. Oh my bad. I was
saying to the whole ship about.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
The house is because it has six bedrooms, and I
thought it was like a family.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
It's not a family. It was swingers. Oh fuck, the
couple were swingers. Did you find a pineapple anywhere?

Speaker 3 (51:45):
And that was ship like the way you found them
that so then that and I was like, oh no,
like that's funny. Ha ha ha like jokey joke, right,
And then it was it was because you listen to
these motherfuckers had so much money they left the keypops,
you know.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
What, like listen, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
I don't want to trigger you, but you know, you
know how it is when you're work at a car dealership.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Them shits costs money when you bring the car back.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
I got two hundred out, Like you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
My soariety limb like four five of them ships.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
I'm They're just sitting there and I just I lie,
I put them on my key chain.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Whatever. You just randomly see what I'm saying. I go
to the ball with no money. I just saw that
ship on the.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Ball like and just start looking around like I think
I have a motherfucker. But yeah, so these motherfuckers were swingers.
And I found this out by the pineapple thing, and
then confirmed by an old lady that lives across the
street that was like, yeah, I've lived here since nineteen
seventy five, before they were any few people here.

Speaker 7 (52:43):
I was like, Oh, damn, that's a real quote.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Damn, that's crazy. Damn fhone.

Speaker 6 (52:49):
I didn't know you felt that way.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
But she makes honey, so you know what I'm saying.
So I love to slide.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:56):
Yeah, so your sixth bedroom house is across the street
from some from a fucking.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Bee keeper, so we got to follow him home.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
This sounds crazy, It sounds crazy.

Speaker 5 (53:11):
It is crazy, yo, let me save you before you
docks yourself.

Speaker 7 (53:26):
A gradual story rights shout.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Out all uptown and b X.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
First and foremost question the victory like crew, what's the
funniest phrase in New York slang past and or present?
Bonus question? What's the funniest curse word slash phrase in Spanish?
How would you translate it in English?

Speaker 2 (53:51):
That's a good one. Shout out the mutual?

Speaker 4 (53:54):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Gradual story? Gradual satari? All right, that was like, what
does that mean?

Speaker 6 (53:59):
Because it sounds Japan, So I thought it was just
like a surname or just like a name.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Oh shit, And so it's sad to you gradual guy
or or gradual man, gradual man. Uh my favorite old school.
The thing that I think is hilarious is like nineties
rappers using the word sex and sexy to me, like, yo,
you're a bitch. Like I wass into an Onix song
randomly came on shuffle the other day and it was

(54:24):
like it was like Sticky Figures and he had a
line in this song where he goes, sexy niggas get abducted.

Speaker 7 (54:30):
Yeah, And I was just like, but he met like
you know what I mean, Like he.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
Met like bitch, like yo, you put like yeah whatever,
but he said sexy niggas and he said up like sexy.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Niggas get abducted.

Speaker 10 (54:40):
Like I was just like I was just like, yo,
hold on Sticky Figures like a sprinting fan with like
ten official Finch niggas in the band like with like
with gags on and ship like're like, oh, what is
going on?

Speaker 7 (54:53):
Why are you thinking I have to film video for you?

Speaker 3 (54:57):
You are sexy, You're sexy Nigga aducted god. So sex
is my is my favorite funny old school term, and
then favorite Dominican is it? Was it slang or is
it this.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Just like Spanish phrase phrase is cock?

Speaker 7 (55:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Yeah For a non Spanish speaking listeners, that means bullhead, bullhead,
Why you ain't got going on in there?

Speaker 7 (55:28):
You are just a bucket or an empty bucket.

Speaker 6 (55:33):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
I don't know why, bro, but that ship hits Bro.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
My uncle used to call my my because it's that
and Bro, I used to be fucking to this day,
probably dialaging bro.

Speaker 6 (55:43):
Yeah, got oh my god, Yo, hold on, I don't
do y'all. Remember this is my favorite slang term that
no one uses anymore.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Do y'all?

Speaker 6 (55:51):
Remember Butter's like when when you thought when you was
really be like, Yo, that ship is butters, be like
that is Butter.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
I was like, Yo, what the butters?

Speaker 5 (56:05):
Like?

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Bro? This thing is like the guy from.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
You.

Speaker 6 (56:12):
But that sounds like that's just a testament to like
New York confidence. Yeah, you could say fucking anything.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
And you yo.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
You could you could seductively rub the back of NAS's
hands from styling and no, Yo, deep cut, I understood
that reference.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
O god, bro, that is the funniest moment moment and
stops me getting a do rag thrown directly on top
of his.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Head the concert.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
I need to see that one, yo.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
That ship is the funniest ship.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Black Magic.

Speaker 7 (56:54):
Six.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Yeah, it's the you know, the everywhere and we go
like the beat drops and like south we stayed up
the States doing like the salute, like salute th black Yo.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Then off camerade of nowhere.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
A dude that comes flying into the shot and lays
perfectly amazing, this is cinema, yo, and then he just
he left it for like a split second. Then he
took it off. He's like, Yo, turn the musical. He's like, Yo,
come get your fucking dude. That yo womana do this ship.
If if you by yourself, I'm gonna put you in

(57:29):
your fucking face. If you win somebody, I'm gonna fucking
hawk you. If you would a whole bunch of niggas,
I'm gonna fucking shoot you. Try to fuck beat back on.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
I was like, wow, okay, damn, damn, how far of
the show. It's like she was playing yo, yeah as well,
like my wait, hold on, I don't even say my
Spanish one Liz, she.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
Doing the English one's first.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Damn yeah, bro, damn bro. Anyway, before I was interrupted
by this inferior woman.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
Watch, I'm gonna cut that clip. What I'm in a loop,
We're gonna get ready.

Speaker 8 (58:09):
D like, I felt unsafe at the story life man
ever since he got that threatening tattoo on his head,
he's been looking at me with his head down.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
Was my favorite.

Speaker 7 (58:25):
My favorite Spanish term.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Is being being God, I love that ship the term.

Speaker 7 (58:40):
No, the term bing being to penis.

Speaker 6 (58:46):
It's not just any penis though, No, it's not just
any penis. It's it's a little guy, a little little guy,
a little you know, a little dude, just a little guy, small,
a small bean. Bing bing is you can be a

(59:06):
gotter being bean, you know what I'm saying, You know
what I mean, which means small dick face.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
You could be a wedding being, which is like a
being bean sniffer. Yeah, bing bing is just amazing. I
love that term.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
I like being being and I also like using it,
like how Dominicans will make up a fake name and
include like a curse word in it. So like keaving bing, yeah,
like yoaving bing take keving Yeah, yes, my first time
is Kevin and my last name is bing Bing, which
if you mean it as a sentence, it's.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Like, damn, what a being ban? Yeah? Wow, son, I
got this? Wow? Where'd you get this? Being ban?

Speaker 5 (59:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (59:45):
I actually hate that word so much because my aunt
Will always used to say that to like my brothers
and cousins. My mom said, being bing it's like the
little Dominicans even being that mom, get away from you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Running around like yo yo d R.

Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
It's like not weird for kids to just be like
it's hot as fun and it's like always raining on
and off, So it's not that weird for like little
kids to.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
Be running around. Yeah, but that's what Chunk was on
with the beauty supply chunklas on. Yeah, it's crazy. So
tell us tell us your favorite terms. Now, Now you
want to hear.

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
From a woman.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Now you want to hear from a woman.

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
Now, you know what slang I really miss, bro, I
missed when we used to be on the phone with
somebody and then you'd be like, I want up, I
missed that anything. I'm gonna start bringing that back. I
don't care what y'all say about me. That is the
slang that I missed Becau. People don't do that, no,
like butt, I love you for what would you? What
do you gotta say that for? Say one, we know

(01:01:03):
the conversation is finished.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
I still damn I watch because I still do that
with like five of my man's in there.

Speaker 6 (01:01:11):
But there's another But that's another thing. That was just
when I'm talking about New York confidence, like what that
doesn't make any sense at all?

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
One what.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
One conversation?

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
That one said it to me like a year ago,
and I was like, Yo, You're the coolest person alive. Bro,
I'll still be saying that you as the coolest person
in the world.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Say I say, I still say peace, bro, like on everything,
on every call, Like I'll be on the cold with
fucking like uh the fucking CEO of Craft Food that
I'll be like, all right, peace like high at.

Speaker 6 (01:01:46):
Me, like you know what I'm saying, Like yeah, but
you know when he hangs up the phone, he goes
he said, he's so authentic.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Oh my god, did you.

Speaker 6 (01:01:55):
Get a recording? Oh my god, clipping from my kid
this to wait till Timothy finds out. I spoke to
the kid Marrow himself, and he said peace on the phone.
So there's an electricity in the area. You feel it, Michael,
Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I feel it, sir. Yeah,

(01:02:19):
but one I gotta go get lunch.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Yeah. This is episode four.

Speaker 6 (01:02:27):
Wait, god damn it. I will not have you cut off.
Our female co host didn't get into Spanish.

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
It's crazy what I go through.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
But she's the only one with a table. By the way,
we all see him. It's a cross legged you know.
I'm saying the clearest furniture.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
Stuff to I have stuff to look at. You don't
see my coffee mug. Yeah, I got my phone, I
got a little d ball. Mind your business. My favorite
Spanish bro, I don't know, because my h I have
so many Dominican insults that don't make no sense.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Oh yeah, so I love.

Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
Just fried Rice Brain.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
I love.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
Which is just you got a rock for brain? I
say all kinds of ship, bro, So honestly, I just
get words that don't make no sense and put them together.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:03:37):
This is.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
Like ultimately, is yo. Since I just got back from
the r you know what I'm saying. I'm gonna justly
and there on some mad Jesus ship.

Speaker 6 (01:03:55):
Yeah, and then you get paid for a billboard on
the Cross Bronx to Vian and Matt.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Big with no other information Sarial black Fund who cann
Yoh episode funny one.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
You know what I'm saying, We back. You know I'm
saying over a two week highest will never leave you
this log again. Probably you know what I'm saying. You
thought we want to, started getting lucy and never came back.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
But we're back. You know what I'm saying. Daddy's back
and Bobby's back.

Speaker 7 (01:04:20):
Don't go anywhere, We'll be right back with a baa blast.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Yeah see you. Today's Bitch I was literally like