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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Legitly.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
So you know, I thought I would bring you here
to this nice trat to real you know, I think
it's a nice place. You know, we get to know
each other, you know. Uh, you know, I am sure
you got questions for me. You know I got questions
for you. We've been on uh you know, going back
and forth, bumbled a little bit and uh, you know,
I like the cut of your jim. You know, you're
nice looking broad so you know, just you know, wondering
(00:25):
how well you know we can get this thing, you
know a little more, you.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Know, have a good time together.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
You know what I'm saying, I'm gonna kill myself once
we leave, but for now, this is really nice.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Excuse me, guys, Uh sorry, how you doing? Yeah? By
name is viral.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
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Speaker 3 (00:53):
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Speaker 1 (00:55):
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Speaker 4 (01:08):
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Speaker 6 (01:19):
Love the show guys. By the way, did you understand
the word mother?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Listen? I'll say this much all right. I think the
guy might be a little off. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
He for the.
Speaker 7 (01:39):
What the fun?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I see you at dinner with a man. You know me?
You know you know what? Tell you what I gotta give.
Sometimes you got.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
You doing.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
It's fine, it's fine. This is my cousin, Nikki. Nikky,
pull up a chip and I have great. Wow, you're
a beautiful. Look at that hair. You've never seen such
ethnic head. Yeah, it's amazing. You want to touch incredible?
Speaker 6 (02:15):
Yeah, yeah you can.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Just a little bit. The text is incredible. It's like,
you know, I washed my cast irons with something like that.
It's amazing.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
This is taking a turn. Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
No, I mean like it's a you know, you're a
beautiful exotic woman. You know we like you know what,
it's a it's different.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
It's different. It's what it is. You know, Like we
got the come on, you know you've seen these broad
out you know, Victory, Bulletvard. They look the same, Maria,
but you your whole woman.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
So shut the funk up. We got to get to
the show.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Bro's the season finality of the first fucking season.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Bro. And now the head joking around?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
What I was that was the celebratory You know, who's.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Having a good time. It's not me.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I mean, yeah, you're having a good time. I'm having
a blast.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Maybe you guys should go to the bathroom and circle
jerk each other.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I'm having a blast. But you know what, that sounds amazing.
And actually we're gonna go to the bathroom right after
the season finale of Victory, like yeah, motherfuckers of li Yeah,
(03:37):
bitch y man, Mets Wing, Yankees win Victory, light Wings. Baby.
You know what I'm saying. We've been smoking our boots
for the past couple of months, and you know something,
it's not always about the money, Spider Man, It's not.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
It's about the Mets.
Speaker 8 (03:52):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Let's go by, Yeah, let's go back. I wanna do
my own, I wanna do Hank Hill. But you know,
it's not always about pro Paine, Bobby, It's about the Mets. Baby,
let's go, man, we gotta do Boom Howard tell you goddamn,
(04:17):
Oh my god, there's a lot of shit going on.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
We're gonna take a break, you know what I mean,
not literally right now, but we're gonna.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Take a break because we deserve it. You know what
I'm saying. We got families, we got children, we got
holidays coming up. It's a lot of ship Listen, Okay,
why I'm right. You know what I'm saying, So listen,
We'll be back, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
And we're gonna give y'all a We're gonna give you
the girthiest episode season finale that you have ever taken
in any of your holes.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
That's how, Yes, that's how we're starting to show this. Yes,
you know what I'm saying, because the.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Only thing that's hitting harder than victory, like right now
is this fucking storm.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
You know what I'm saying, And you know what I'm saying.
And a lot of people don't notice I just did
the Trump thing. A lot of people didn't there but
I know birds. They know things. Okay, birds are real,
and they knew about the hurricane before the hurricane.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Birds are real. There, listen, let me tell you something.
The birds new. The birds knew. T Draco new on
gd T Draco new all right on phone m Grave.
I said this is gonna be bad. I said, this
is gonna be a big one. We all have to evacuate.
The birds knew it. The haitians couldn't eat the birds
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because haitians, as we know, can't fly, so they can't
keep up with the birds. But the cats, the cats,
if there were any left, they would have known too,
all right, they would have known too, Milton.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
It's a big one, Milton. It's about to be a
big one, you know what I'm saying. And the birds knew.
And if you have seen this picture, you would know
that the birds knew because it looked like he was preaching.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
He was just like, yo, you know what I'm saying,
Like he just stood it for him and he was
just like addressing his cogation.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Yeah, it looked like it was a serious meeting going on.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
It looked like masks the way the way the taller
crane was like pacing It was funny because she was like,
he was like, but yeah, God, who throw the main, God.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
The main?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
There's the you know.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
He basically just said, ladies and gentlemen, Uh, a storm
is coming and it's a storm of yeah, from the.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Devil in South, from Satan's butthole. This is sab You're
about to feel listen.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
So that's how the birds new us as what's the
correct term, bipop assholes.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
The afro Afroltics, yes, afrolatics. As afrolatics. We knew that
the storm was coming because we saw videos of Caucasian people,
yeah Koobians flying the little plane from Star Fox into
the store ye doing a barrel roll, saying like that's
(07:12):
how you know, bro, Like she is about to get real.
It's like, oh, white people like testing danger.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
All right, Bro, let's really went into the eye of
the star.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
That's crazy.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
I'm like a two seater.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I think you bring on Star Fox is man funny
because I imagine them like flying into the eye of
the store and then you know, when you die. In
Star Fox sixty four, he just goes like all yourar
is like Amy like, oh my god, but white people
(07:48):
don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah, listen, man, this is this is out of control
because it's like, as you always say, very you know
what I'm saying, it's stutely white people got on.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Natural bredators, bro, so they be looking for danger.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I don't understan, but they've been releasing fucking information about
this ship for at least a week, and they've been saying, Yo,
get the fuck out of here. You know what I'm saying,
get the fuck out of here. And it's just like,
why don't y'all listen?
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Well, some people can't, bro, That's the thing.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
A lot of people were saying that they legit are
poor as fuck, like they physically cannot. Just like there
was a lady who had like ten people in her family. Oof,
it was her her kids and her dogs, and I
think she had like some cats too.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
So we can't we give those people grace though, because
like they can't leave. It's the motherfuckers that get on
TikTok oh.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying, proudly like choosing to
stay and like ride it out like I'm not whatever,
We'll just tough it out. I don't give a fuck, Like, yeah,
I'm built for it.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Is.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I was having this conversation with my mom where she
was just like, why don't people do it? And I
was like, it's the thing where people legit they've been
they've probably lived in a place for thirty years, and
you get these kind of warnings every year. Sometimes they exaggerate,
sometimes they don't. And they probably felt like, oh, well,
you know, they say this every year. And last year
I evacuated and it was terrible when I came home
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and there was no like, you know, so I could
I could see why. But it's like, bro, if they're saying, yo,
this has never been seen before. If you stay here,
you will die.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
You know, it's crazy.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Like that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
That is absolutely not very scary.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
The craziest sit to me about that whole thing is like, hey, guys,
there's this thing in America called the FEMA. It's the
Federal Emergency Management I don't know what the other A
stands were Association, association?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Most Like I'm saying, also, there's only one A, right,
you said, I don't know what the other A stands for?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
FEMA, Oh, the Federal Emergency Management Agency.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
What I'm saying, he he he's in a build, you
know what I'm saying, he's doing figure shit later, but
right now he's just giving us the facts. Uh, Roan
DeSantis or Ronda scamptis.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
You know what I'm saying is his new name because
I'm gonna do the trump shot and give niggas supid names.
Ryan the Scamtishu is giving motherfuckers uber vouchers because he
refuses to answer Kamalin's calls.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah, that is the most who ship, bro, And.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
It's crazy because, uh, who is it? The couch fucking
nigga was like, yo, way limit is emotional.
Speaker 9 (10:27):
They can't lead because they get it more because you
know every month they you know, blood comes out of
their couccie hole and then they get emotional. Then they
can't do stuff, you know, so that's not a good thing.
I'm not ebolcha though at all. I have sex with couches.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Oh my god, he does.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I can't hear rohnd Dea Santis's name, Like, I can't
say Ronda Santis without my brain immediately going into like
a big freedom and Nola bounce.
Speaker 10 (10:55):
Like like he'saw man wu playing call him up fifty
stam like like this is that ship goes crazy?
Speaker 11 (11:14):
Mister five five and think the thighs.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Just can't through. He's robbing legit, legit, everyone's a piece
of ship.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
You can you're saying, bro, because how you dad? Have
you in charge of that many people? Florida is fucking huge, Bro,
you in charge? You in charge of that many people
and you are just refusing to take clotes from the
White House because.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Of what conspiracy theories you do? Bitch, like that ship
isn't saying to me?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
And then we do have these leaders and they will
be the ones to say, oh, women can't, women can't
do this.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
Bitch has job of mine.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
This is like and let it deal with gabling. So
I'm gonna get you an uber velcher. How the fuck
am I gonna drive behind the fifth through a lake? Yeah?
You fucking bitch, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
No, it's real bad, bro. And it's even worse because
it's like they're the resident. I don't I hate that
we become like victims to our fucking to the mayors
and the people who run our CITI. It's like, Bro,
Eric Adams is a piece of shit? Does that mean that?
Does that mean that New Yorkers have to, like, we
should be held accountable for his terrible actions? I feel
(12:30):
the same way about Floridians, Like yo, they are literally
in a liver or die situation with a very few
ways out, and you have this fucking asshole. Of course
we all hate and instead of you saying, Yo, how
can we help Floridians? How can we help these people,
it's just like, nah, look at this fucking asshole. You
guys deserve it because you voted for him.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
You know, it's crazy. We're New Yorkers, you know what
I'm saying. So obviously we all remember Hurricane Sandy. Yeah,
it was crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Remember how much heat Chris CHRISTI fat bitch ass caught
because he hugged Obama, bro. Like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
He was like, Yo, thank you, Yo, my Stadius in shambles, bro,
thank you for sending federal emergency funds.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Right, thanks for doing your job, doing your job. I
appreciate you. And the bogus Like look at him, he's weak, yeah, like,
look at him, he's weak. Look at his foot. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying, he's weak. That's not what
he's in his belly. But like, bro, get the look
at nipples. Look at his nipples. They're hard, They're hard.
They're hard to the shirt. He likes negroes, Like, what
the fuck bro, get out of here, man.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
I think that in times like this, Bros, when you
really see how bad, like I've been saying this, the
entire fucking victory, like mental health in this country is
to ship right now. And it's like, unfortunately, the world
does not stop. Natural disasters do not stop. It just
keeps getting worse, especially with climate change. And we got
these fucking asshole politicians just in the White House just
(13:52):
doing ship bro for no fucking reason.
Speaker 11 (13:54):
Build on your point, Liz, there is another hurricane that
models are saying could form out of the Caribbean.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Yeah yeah, and then you know, same song and dance.
You know what I mean. It's like it's like you,
the elected officials end up not taking the responsibility like
some somehow, like you were saying, like it ends up
befalling the people that voted for them. And I think
that and like you were saying, I think that's unfair, But.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
That's all that's other people who didn't vote for them,
because look, I vote for fucking Eric Adam.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Guess what we still got to deal with his fucking
asshold is.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
It's literally the only place that is politics is the
only place where that happens. Yeah, and because like it's
like if fucking Francisco Indors strikes out looking to end
the game for the Mets and the Mets lose, Yo,
it's your fault.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
That was you.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
You know what I'm saying, you did that. Meanwhile, government
niggas are signing papers being like I did this, Yeah, hey,
I did this. And then when she goes wrong, they're like, yo,
why do you voted for him? You dumb ass? Like, Bro,
he said he was gonna do this ship man, he
didn't because he's a fucking liar.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
And then they again, I go back to the point
where they say, Yo, women can't leave, Women can't leave,
women can't look at this bit chasz nigger bro making
a fucking a big mess into a bigger mess. Meanwhile,
you got the fucking no man's Land, No Woman's land,
which is the National Hockey League. Like eighty percent of
the dudes in there got missing teeth.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
You would you would think that that's like hostile territory
for a woman. Shut this he had a cracking.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah, my favorite team less first movie coach in NHL.
You know what I'm saying, running a franchise, you know
what i mean, probably could probably listen. You're the first
coach of the Seattle Cracking. Maybe you should be Roda
Santis's first woman consultant and helped his motherfuck out because.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
It means my consultant, we mean slicing his fucking ears off.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, exactly, So you can't fucking do that weird laugh anymore.
Take the lifts out of his shoes so he can't
drive his call, you know what I'm saying. Because they
doing all type of dumb shit in Florida now, bro,
Like you're saying like this people that can't get out,
and it's like, yo, bro, this is what femas for
is to get those people who are you know, living
below the heavity line, don't have resources to get the
(16:03):
fuck out.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
That's what femous for. This fucking tiny Simpsons character is
being a bit about it. On the other hand, like
justaposed with a woman running an NHL franchise, which leads
to the next thing. If she was running Florida, maybe
people would not be strapping their roofs down. Yeah, with
fucking zip ties. Like if she was running Florida, she
(16:24):
would have summoned actual Kraken to come help, you know,
to come help the folks of Florida. Just be like,
you know what I'm saying, Like, Yo, what's her name? Jessica?
Is it Jessica Campbell? I was gonna say, Jessica cutting
to something, Jessica Cutty.
Speaker 11 (16:42):
Gang gany Gang.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
Yes it is Jessica, Jessica Campbell.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Okay, jes Campbell. Shout out to jess Campbell. And you know,
I'm not the sports guy, but the Kracking happened to
be my favorite team. And I think it's awesome that
she continues to make history because I think she was
assistant coach when the opening night of the NHL season, Uh,
(17:08):
she became the first like the first ever to I'll
pop in.
Speaker 11 (17:12):
And I'm actually a little bit upset about her being
hired because, like I think, sometimes people mistake success for
taking another step up. Because she was in the AHL
before this and she was coaching the coach Hella Valley Firebirds.
I don't know that.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
Yeah, that job seems lit already. Yeah, yea, yeah, she was.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
On the Firebirds before this. But I just think it's
I just think it's cool that like the Kraken have
only been in the NHL. I think, what since twenty
twenty one. Yeah, just yeah, they're like the youngest team
in the league. And they Jersey.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
I guess it's on Brown for them to do it,
because it's like.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
They just continue to make it.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Say this is really cool.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Hardest jerseys in the league, you know what I'm saying,
make history every day, the youngest players and thus the
most teeth in the league so far.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
You know, they got the Niers. They did not get them.
They not got they did not get the big ones
that make.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
The ones that make you look.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
You know what I'm saying. But Yo, no, back to Florida.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Now you got people because of the whole the scantest bullshit,
the ubervalchis all that nonsense, and also like you were
saying before, like lack of resources, also the the just
the the large concentration of fucking dummies that are down
there that are like, yo, we've been We've done this before,
we could do it again. So now, like I said,
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you got motherfuckers strapping the roof down. You got people
Saray wrapping their cars. This dude, everybody's calling Lieutenant Dan,
who's just like in a boat, Yeah, like just cruising around, Doug,
Like what and then the fucking Maraschino cherry on top
of the whole shit is you got this fucking clown
ass motherfucker Aiden Ross offering people money to stay, like
(18:54):
y'all give you seventy bands if you stay and survive
this hurricane.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Yeah, that's pretty on Brent for Aiden Ross, Like what
do you expect? This dude is literally, Bro, these are
the worst kind of people who should have money. It's
like the kind of person who they have so much
money and all that they view the world as like
their movie. Yeah, and those are the same people who
used to pay for the bun fights, who give a
(19:17):
crackhead two.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
Dollars to fight?
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Yeah, it's like all you want to do is see violence,
Like you have no thrill in your actual life, so
you want to see people do all kinds of shit.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, you DiCaprio and Django, Bro, that's nasty, But I
can't tell you what Aiden Ross does.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
He's a fucking dickhead, like a professional dickhead.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Yeah, bro, literally like, bro, he's been streaming for years.
I've never seen that man play a video game. Never.
Dog y'are also.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Like he's it's just like a video that he released,
Like was like, yo, this is how I started. This
is my beginnings. He was like, He's like, chat, it's
only two of you in here right now, but I'm
gonna play NBA two K every single day until I
become famous.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Nigga, that's what you became famous for. He can be
a fucking dork, yeah, bro, and just be up to
slurping Donald Trump.
Speaker 6 (20:07):
Bro, Like, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Playboard Cody came to your crib in a GIF mask
and said, and then I took two million dollars in
cash and left.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
He said.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
You were like, dude, that's not cool. He came through
and made the mosquito noise from the dune that un opening.
He came through, Yeah, and then he left with your money.
You know what I'm saying, Like, what the fuck? Bro?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Like, man, listen, this is goes back to the last
episode we were talking about Jack Doerty's dumb ass and
how these motherfuckers need parents. Aida Ross clearly did not
have parents in his life, bro, and if they did y'all.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Listen, you fucked.
Speaker 6 (20:49):
Up big time.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
You fucked up a fucking cautionary tale for niggas like
me and Rainie, like yo, don't do this because then
you can end up with this.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Aidan Ross is what you get with children who are
born and raised by the Internet. They're born and raised
by the commons section by the theatrics by doing things
and then waiting for the reaction. Like even with the
Jack Doristy shit, you could see his reaction was still
wanting to see what the chat was saying.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
And that's what they do.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
They literally live, breathe, and exist to see what the
chat is doing. And when you give people like that
unlimited amount of money, and then you also have people
who are extremely poor and extremely stupid, because then you
have people like this staying back for the hurricane just
so that they could get seventy thousand dollars from Aiden Ross.
And then Aiden Ross jokes around us, ays, no, I'm
(21:42):
not actually not giving you guys shit.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, it's it's literally squid game. Yeah, it's real life
squid game. Right, That's that's what we're seeing now. People
are in such desperate situations that like they they are
risking dying in a natural disaster just so that fucking
Weasley asked kid on a webcam might give them some
(22:06):
life changing money. That means next to fucking nothing, damn right.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
I feel like we.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Have surpassed capitalism and we like at a stage that
has never existed.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
But yeah, we had exclamationism. It's beyond.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
It is like step forty two right now.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
And you know when you when you get out of
the shower and it's like the water is draining and
it's just like the foam and like your pubes.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
It's like the last of the ship going down to drain. Yeah,
that's what we are right now. Wait wait, wait then
and just.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Keep burping ship up and then just keep going down
and up and the crazy Yeah, that's what we are
right now. You know, I just saw a video yesterday
Hurricane Milton bro in Florida. The waves is crashing into
the into the into the street. Dude runs out with
a make America Greater Gain flag. Took place in the
(23:02):
midst of this hurricane Bro. The water is literally inches
away from taking this dude's life.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
And that's your priority. What are fucking worm?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Honestly, honestly, because listen, we talked about this. I want
to good job. We talked about good for you, worm.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
So we talked about this in the fucking in the
in the in the chat, in the chat, in the
chat in preple like yesterday, but fucking it's like the dude, like,
that's what like you said, like, that's that is your
your last action, you know what I'm saying. It's not like, Yo,
I'm gonna get my kids out of here, I'm gonna
save my dog. I'm gonna fucking whatever a c I'm
gonna plant this Trump flag.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Like at least the guy that died in the in
the Mount Vesuvius eruption that got caught jerking off, he
had the right idea. He's like, Yo, I'm gonna go out,
but i'ma I'm gonna get this. I'm a busted shot off.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
As soon is that mag might hit me, Bro, I'm
gonna be like, oh, you know what I'm saying. As
soon as he and they ain't have no you know
what I'm saying. They couldn't. They didn't have goon caves
back then. He just had to think of the regular cave.
He just had to think about dying issis topping him
off or something he had to think about a fenaf
he was a freak, but he's thinking about pan and ship. He'said, yeah,
(24:11):
he's like, I want to the half think he would
think about the minutes the minute I want to freak
the cyclops.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Is that the longest nut of all time?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Because if he died mid big nut. Yeah, he's technically
still he's.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Still going bro talking about him seven thousand years a c.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
The Christ.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
That's what you wanted, That's what you wanted, because when
he started burning up, he was like, no, I'm gonna
keep going.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
Fuck that.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
He could have got up there, He could have got
up and walked away.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Long.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
It don't come that fast, you know what I'm saying,
Like it's not like yeah, yo, you know.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
It's crazy if that dude, you know, his moms was
not home, you know what I'm saying, because his moms
would have been.
Speaker 12 (24:51):
Like he has you don't see an nothing.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
So sometimes you're they can help you, you know what
I'm saying, But sometimes your mother can hurt you.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
You know what I'm saying, Like how Elion moms thought
she was helping, but she wasn't.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Bro It's like when you get beat up in school
and then your mom comes pick you up, make the words.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
She's like, what happened?
Speaker 7 (25:15):
Who did this?
Speaker 6 (25:15):
Who said this?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I should have? I'm listen let me no no, no, no, no, no, no,
you not. And wait that's when my mom break out
the Rickey Ricardo English.
Speaker 12 (25:27):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
She's like, hey, way is probably this school here? I
need to speaking to his right now because you think
my son like this.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Meanwhile, the whole all the bloods and the crips that
I hang out with and be doing handstriaks with the homeroom,
they're like, yo.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
The speaker, so.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Sneaker got watched by some Latin kings niggas got beat
up by foot.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yeah, and then meanwhile you got Eli's mom. Ducal is
coming on it on the record, bro, being like, yo,
y'all shouldn't be mean to my son. He got developmental issues,
Like what ye oh my god. That's like go to
fucking back to school night, bro, and your mom stays
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up in the middle class and be like, hey, yeah, hey, hey,
my son Rainie. He's man talented, but he can't read good.
That's what see. I can barely read, so looking at
pictures that's right. So please keep his all his picture
books in black and white because he has trouble differentiating, okay,
and also make sure that when he gets his lunch
(26:28):
that he that he has somebody with him to help
him eat and be nice to him. Please.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
It's exactly that.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
But if Rainy was a principal instead is literally the
owner of X, and she got on X to say yo,
he been fucked up?
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Also, I Emerald, Oh my god, I mean thinking, you
know what's so funny? As a as an old milk connoisseur,
as a cottage as a cottage cheese aficionado, if you will,
(27:09):
as a sour cream king, if you will. Did you
guys know May Musk is the oldest cover girl ever?
What she's like a supermodel? Yeah? She was on a Yeah,
she was on cover Girl at age sixty nine.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
What nice sixty nine?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (27:28):
So I just thought that was fun little tip.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Damn, do I know what's insane? When I said cover girl,
I thought it was like Playboy Panto cover girl.
Speaker 11 (27:36):
She bust it?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Wow, bro, Like so you know that like makes it
worse though your supermodel mom at age like seventy, it's
coming to your rescue on dot com because you look
crazy doing tricks on old Orange Dick. Bro. This nigga
blown bubbles on a tip Bro. He played with the
Forest game. Insane, nasty work. He put his tongue the
(28:00):
forest can going in the circle. Oh my goodness, nasty
a freak, bro.
Speaker 6 (28:04):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
That's not how you honor your mother. Man, you know
what I'm saying. You know who's honoring their legacy and
their family name?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
For real?
Speaker 6 (28:11):
For real?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Ron said this.
Speaker 13 (28:19):
I'm just saying, we like, we don't play, We'll be
back right to this break. If they ever be like,
we don't play, will be back, said this break.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
It's okay. The time game liter literary, like.
Speaker 12 (28:45):
Yo, yo, bitch, Why are you mad? Why are you
stick to me like pops pets don't? Yes, that's right,
Victory light pop severely.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
You know what I'm saying. And your ship don't. We're back,
you know what I'm saying. And we ended on Elon
not honoring his mother. You know what I'm saying. And
going to somebody that is honoring their family legacy. You
know what I'm saying. Oh my being lading to God.
You know what I'm saying he's out here with the
battlefield earth locks. You know what I'm saying, he's got
ethnic hand styles.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
That the introduction he deserved here.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
You know he's out here.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Oh man, Yo, but it's kind of wild because it's
like he's out here, Bro, he's being from France. You
know what I'm saying. He turned up too much. He
was standing on the couches. Uh, that's what the that's
what the official charges are. Turned up too turned up
standing on the couches. He said, I'm not famous, bona famous,
people know me.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
He said, boom one, not Willie Coppo's status. All side,
This is a Jones, that's Jones.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
That's letting. But Yo, this motherfucker is being from friends
for like, uh, i'm a i'm a I'm paraphrasing insite
like inciting terrorism or like big enough to.
Speaker 6 (30:00):
Encourage What a surprise?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Encouraging terrorism?
Speaker 6 (30:04):
What a surprise?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
It's like, bro, like Briannie James don't play basketball, yo,
Like come on now, like what are we doing?
Speaker 6 (30:13):
You know he had a relaxing, bro, he got a
weak assucking relax on.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
He got the s curl going. Then he had the lox.
You know what I'm saying, which is wowd he got
the more.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
You got and go yo that ship, yo, he got
that ship from sucking the front of sucking Uh Sally
Beauty Supply yea, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Something we send you over the ass, bro, because I
saw that picture that yall posted in the group chatter
him and I'm like, Yo, this looked like my neighbor. Bro,
this looks like my guy and his neighbor who always
got straight back braids and he used the colored rope
bands so you can see him.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
And this bitch walks his bird twice a day, Bro.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Walk his fucking bird.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Bro, say that ship because we will never believe me
what I gotta say that ship and people never believe
me until one day my best friend dropped me off
and he's like, Yo.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
Is that nigga walking a bird?
Speaker 3 (31:10):
I said, yeah, you see, take his little bird in
a cage, bro, and he'd just be walking the motherfucker around.
Speaker 6 (31:18):
I'm like, yo, first of all, let him go, he
can do that way. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
What kind of bird was it?
Speaker 6 (31:28):
It's one of them little birds.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
And I remember when they first moved on the nah
it's very pretty and it sings beautifully. And I'm in bass,
all what kind of bird it is? What kind of
bird is that?
Speaker 6 (31:37):
And he was like, Oh, they don't sell those around here. Like, bitch,
is that? What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (31:41):
I asked you?
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Now, y'all got a fucking bird hierarchy where you think
you better than people because you've got a bird.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Baby gate keeping pets.
Speaker 6 (31:49):
You got it?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
It's like that, like the I G D. M. Of
The Guy's like, yo, where you get that play of food?
And the guy responded like yo, why you trying to
be like He's like he's like yo, imagine list asked
him about the bird and he just goes, just crushes.
Speaker 6 (32:12):
I would prefer that he goes, what bird?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
What you're talking about?
Speaker 14 (32:16):
Now?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Nobody got one? No, I got the last one.
Speaker 6 (32:24):
That's how he treated me. He treated on something like, Yo,
what the fun? You can't Why you asking me? You
can't afford the bird? So what the are you looking over? Bird?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Puerto Rico, smuggle that ship in my pants. I will
feed that ship a single pop rock and watch it
explode out of here, playing with me christ a bow
full of rice. Yeah, they want to do it and
nobody got the bird like a hand grenade on.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
This is the vining I need because I've been watching
that stupid bitch walk that bird all summer and I said,
your tag out away.
Speaker 6 (32:59):
I said.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
When I I did that, you know what you gotta do.
You just gotta have an unfortunate city bike accident with
that bird.
Speaker 15 (33:06):
You know what I'm saying, Give a little scooter and
ships hit that mother fucking like mus Victory Like podcast
is under fire for encouraging animal cruelty.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Barrow was seen on subway takes encouraging a kettle to
be shut out. No, I wasn't, bro. I did not
say that. I said, hypothetically speaking, Bro, I have a dog.
Somebody in the comments was like, don't you have a dog.
Do you shoot your dog? I'm like, no, nigga, I
was sing, and shoot the dog. The dog is still alive.
Shot the honey. You know what I'm saying. Like, his
name is Hanny Bronx dog.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
I can't say ship because I both dog babies do
say sound.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I was like, what's my song name? Thank you very much,
saying we're not naming our dogs. Fucking Michael, you know
what I'm saying, Like, Oh this is my this is
my cavat on Stephen, Like, get the fuck out of here, nigger.
That's Henny Bro. He eats his own you know what
I'm saying, Like I like dogs. I'm a fan of dogs.
I have a pet dog. I like dogs.
Speaker 8 (34:06):
But I am.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
I was gonna say a Dominican immigrant, I am. You
know what I'm saying, Like if you if you dig
deep enough into my documentation on the island, we don't
get them as pets because they just be everywhere.
Speaker 6 (34:21):
Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Like like that was like a dramatic post for you
have to think I'm illegal, But you know what I'm saying.
I got my I got mad passports.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
You know what I'm saying. I'm like Jason Boord. But
like the shit is, dogs are exactly what you're saying.
When you grow up in dr.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Bro, dogs are dogs, donkeys or donkeys. Chickens are chickens, Bro.
They all occupy their own spot. It's like, Bro, you're
an animal, you know what I'm saying. And I'm not
saying that.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Like Yo, animals don't deserve you know, fair treatment, Like
YO put animals in the dark room and like beat them.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
No dog. I'm just saying the fucking animals be like,
if this was the fucking Stone Age we not have
a pet dog, we would be wearing dog hats. That's
what I'm saying that. And also like I don't know,
I mean, the ship gets annoying, going like getting on
the train and it's six dogs in that bitch and
not bro. I like, I'm sorry, like this ship, you
(35:16):
know what you I'm about to hit you with the
fucking Anthony Mackie ship. He's out of line, but he's
right because I should not go into a restaurant and
see dog bowls on the floor. And then when I
asked for a high chair for my human child, y'all
don't have one, sir, we don't. That is insane as
(35:41):
kibbles and bits. Before you got a coloring fucking menu
for children, would you like.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
A I mean, the dog treats are organic, bros.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
For those of you who didn't watch Merrow Subway take,
he basically just said that America has a problem and
that white woman loved dog more than they love their
actual children. But I don't think that that's crazy, that's
just honest.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
He also said, how we solve both the gun and
dog problem is go ahead, Meryl, yo, listen, this is yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Let me take my eyes, my my my my son
is off, so you can look at me my eyes
and understand the seriousness. Okay, you solve the gun problem
in America because everybody knows.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
I said this to Kareem. Shout to Kaream. You know
what I'm saying. So it takes tiny gun.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Babies, all right, America loves dogs too much more than people,
more than babies, you know what I'm saying, after they're born,
because you know, like you know certain people like yeah,
you don't get a baby, shut up, nigga, that's two cells.
They love dogs more than people.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
So the way that you solve the gun issue, because
the only thing that people love in America more than
dogs is guns. It's dogs and guns one into. You
put those two things together, You take a crazy insel,
you have to shoot at the kennel, you know what
I'm saying, and then you show a bunch of dismboweled puppies, Doug,
and gun control is on the ballot soft top list.
(37:09):
Fucking everybody's in line of bipartisan issue, bro.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Like you know what I'm saying, like fucking everybody is
in there. You know what I'm saying, Like there's no
there is no Yakoobian on earth.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
I don't care if you Republican, Democrat, Independent, Robert F.
Kennedy Jr. I don't care where you are. You fuck
with dogs, you know.
Speaker 8 (37:28):
What I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Like, maybe not RK. He probably has like a dog
leg tight to his car. He probably he probably keeps
one around his neck. Maybe not himybe not, but everybody else.
You know what I'm saying. And and I was harangued
in the comments. You know what I'm saying by the
same people that I'm talking about. Okay, so yeah, just relax,
you feel.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Me, because Yo, maybe if Kenll gets shot up, you
know what I'm saying, that's the tragedy. Obviously, you know,
loss of life is bad at any level. But yeah, nigga,
don't get man, when I roached by my apartment, that is.
Speaker 6 (38:01):
A motherfucking hypothetical. Don't shoot up a motherfucking can.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Don't do it.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
The thing is that white people or white women specifically,
will cry over everything but actual bodies.
Speaker 6 (38:12):
Yes, it's only over animals. We all love animals.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Puppies are fucking adorable. Adorable. They give you love that
humans can't. They give you unconditional just you know, let
me say, I can't say humans don't give you that.
Speaker 6 (38:24):
Obviously they do.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
But what I'm saying is they don't ever ask for
anything in return. So of course you fucking love animals,
but to put them over human life, bro. It reminds
me of the situation with the homeless dude who had
a puppy he was taken care of, and a couple came,
like some activists came and took the dog from him
and found a shelter, and the dude is literally crying
(38:45):
and begging for his dog back because that's all he has,
and they're like, no, you are homeless, so you will
remain homeless, but the dog is coming with us. That's
literally what America is, bro. America is literally people, well
specifically palm colored people caring more about dogs than the
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life of people of color.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Dog So come on, now you've seen it.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
I ain't gotta say it, man. There's been a lot
of footage on TikTok, you know what I'm saying. In
a certain region, yeah, you feel me of a lot
of carnage and a shit change.
Speaker 6 (39:19):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
But you know what I mean. Listen, do not go
into a kennel and blow a dog's wig off. You
know what I'm saying. Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Like I'm not telling you to do that. I'm just
saying what the outcome will be. Do go to your
nearest UH store and get you a Goku wig though.
You know what I'm saying, because that shit is popping.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Yeah, you go to to colectibles dot com and get
the Goku hair beanie cap. But actually you can't do
that anymore because pre orders are closed. Yeah, preorders are closed.
And guess how much this beanie was by the way,
one hundred and ten dollars. Oh my god, it's not bad.
So not only is I see, not only it's not
(40:02):
that bad. You could be one of my kids. I
whoop you has nigga? You better fucking motor law.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
It's a Goku hat, it's not don't you pay forty
bucks for my mask fitted anyway?
Speaker 6 (40:13):
Or did the price change and your teams be losing hat?
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Goku? You know what I'm saying. Sparking zero dropping, sparking
zero dropping, people putting Majen decals on the they got
the majin Ui on the Subaru brock it. I don't know,
it's not it's not a rumor, and it's not a
viral video. It's straight from the saw. It's first souce material. Yeah.
I posted a little because I've seen I've got home
(40:40):
late the other night and I've seen this car with
majin Vegeta and the seven dragon Balls all like on
the side of the car, and I'm like, Yo, what
Mexican barber drive. I'm like, what South American three bar drives?
(41:01):
This car took the took a little video. That ship
been going crazy. Bro, fucking listen the dragon Ball boys.
We up, bro sparking. Zero's coming out. Yo, I'm gonna
need that. I'm gonna need I'm.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Gonna need the I'm gonna need you from my faith,
you know what I'm saying, running the Goku faith. Yeah, Yo,
you know that dude was definitely like Mexican. Dude is
South American and he had to fucking like the vanity
plate that said like Barsado. Yeah, you know what I'm saying,
Parsado over nine thousand.
Speaker 6 (41:28):
Yeah, bru Damn.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
He got going like this on the car, but the
G is the Mexican flag and the super Saiyan hair
Instead of gold, it's green. That sounds how kind of
fucking fire. It feels like there's like a nerd renaissance happening.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
It's just like and I'm happy for it too, because
we got way too many hood uh, way too many
people who like adding ross. We got way too many
of those, way too many Jack Dorsey's. We need more
motherfuckers reviewing and building ship. Yes, thank you want to see.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
I've been and I've come across people in this industry
bro that are trying to lean away from that, and
I'm like, bro, be you lean into the nerd ship.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Bro, You're a nerd. You're a fucking nerd. You wasn't
outside like that, Bro. But it's okay, Yeah, it's okay.
There's only room. There's only enough room for one gay
vampire from Atlanta and we already have Playboy CARDI. Come on,
you don't need stop trying to be an opium rapper.
Stop and get together with your boys, buy some band equipment,
(42:30):
talk to your dad's start a band. Make we need
twenty We need a new ocean avenue in twenty twenty.
Speaker 6 (42:36):
I want to see people drawing.
Speaker 16 (42:38):
Yes, I want to see you paint bitch shit, Yeah, bitch,
you paint bitch know anything, Liz says, I'd be wanting
to do that ship.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
I'm gonna be on switch like this was Liz's idea.
Speaker 6 (42:58):
Can you guys believe, bro, where I had the finale
of season one eighty eighty.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Emisods, God damn rights, who he fucking did that ship?
Speaker 3 (43:08):
I cannot believe it's been eighty episodes. Bro, it doesn't
feel like that.
Speaker 14 (43:11):
No, it doesn't be honest with you like amount of people, like,
you know, people said, this guy is not even gonna
make it past episode twenty four.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
But guess what, bitch a box on now, I'm still here.
Speaker 6 (43:23):
I wanted to kill him the moment I met him.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Yeah, that's right, that's right. Michael Anthony's still here. Liz
bell or T is just here, and I'm fucking here.
And people said, people said, we wouldn't make it this far.
But you know what, with a little satanic black magic,
you could do anything. Yeah, all right, with a little
six ship, you.
Speaker 6 (43:41):
Could do anything.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
That's right, baby, you know what I'm saying. And even
from my jail cell. I'm gonna be locked in.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Listen, don't even worry about it. Don't even worry about it,
because on phonem Grave, we're gonna get you out of
that cell. We're gonna get you out of that cell.
Speaker 6 (43:57):
All right, We're gonna.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Get you out of that shir I'm gonna win the election.
And then, folks, I'll tell you what, You'll never have
to vote again. After you vote for us at the
Signal of Award, You'll never have to vote again. Will
be the best comedy podcast time. That's where the t
Draco put that on my flag.
Speaker 14 (44:17):
Pussy ain't not no, He's for real, Like, if you're
gonna you vote for them the signal wars, they're gonna win.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
They're going they like them, they don't. You can't slor
the podcast.
Speaker 7 (44:37):
You say, Senor Islam loose, Yes, I lose that love
lose that cstal.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
The influence ya well, you know sixty called him.
Speaker 6 (45:06):
A drink. It's the only podcast that platform me to
talk about now.
Speaker 8 (45:13):
The things that I do, you know, and the things
that I do, the things that I do, I'm such
just like you know Olivia Newsy and beheading well and
things that I ain't drying.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Oh my god, man, holy shit. Yeah, yeah, bitch, you
know what I'm saying. You know what the fucking is, man,
it's the number one fucking podcast. This ship is fucking
love level art. Motherfucker. We got Lizbelows of the Super
(45:50):
Bitch of New York. You know what I'm saying, coming
speaking on your chest, You know what I'm saying. We
got Radyo Vya to guard. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
He's sixteen is better than you're sixteen any day the
motherfucking week.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
We got men training in the motherfucking building. Goddamn it.
Speaker 14 (46:04):
If you don't know, if you're new, remember he played
Carnegie Hall at six years old, so he'll play you
like a fucking fiddle. Don't fucking round because he'd be
putting that shit on, you know what I'm saying. Of course,
we got in the building behind the lenses our Duodle doodle.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
You know what I'm saying. You probably think he plays
an accordion and the thin you go bad with a
name like that, But nah, this thick could be talk
talking about numbers of weird flash exposures and shit that
I don't even know about.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
You know what I mean, editing videos and all that.
Of course, you know what I'm saying. We got the two,
the two, the heads of the Hydra. You know what
I'm saying, Uncle Victor.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
You know what I'm saying. In the motherfucker house, goddamn it,
you know what I'm saying. Been been doing this shit,
been fucking setting the trends, been mapping it out, been
putting a GPS up for motherfuckers for a decade plus.
Speaker 6 (46:50):
Don't you fucking forget it?
Speaker 5 (46:52):
And all you see, sweet bosos, you wish you had
one tenth of the mental fortitude.
Speaker 6 (46:58):
Of this man.
Speaker 5 (46:59):
And of course I would be remiss if I did
not mention the guy him capital h I am. He
makes shit shake, whether it's at your birthday party, your
baby shower, or Victory Light. It's the one, the only.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Jee Like my man said, you know what I'm saying,
Like T Draco said, vote for us at the signal
the wards. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
How shit is on and fucking popping. In the meantime,
in between time, we will be releasing little little little
little nuggets of love. You know what I'm saying for y'all.
And also what you need to do is get out
into the victory like universe, because Lord Tiz is on
tour right fucking now. Go check out his motherfucker website
for the dates. Yeah, bitch, the United Palace is coming soon.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
That's right. And you guys have been requesting more nerdy stuff.
So I will be on Twitch from time to time,
streaming stuff, watching stuff together. You know what I'm saying.
You can catch the big b ship on this side.
You know what time it is, and uh yeah, we're
gonna We're gonna be doing a lot of stuff during
this break, so there will be no shortage of our
presence online. But we do, in fact need to take
(48:11):
a break. You know what I'm saying. It's the holidays
coming up. We got families, we got brothers, sisters.
Speaker 6 (48:16):
Kids, hunches. I still gotta fight, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Rambow gotta come out of retirement, you know. So you
know what I'm saying, So Fred not we will be back.
Speaker 8 (48:26):
Hey, just.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
It's like liter liter like.
Speaker 11 (48:55):
Hey everyone, it's Victor. I know when you hear me,
it's typically through a series of interjections throughout the season.
That's because, aside from having no natural talent for performing.
My primary role is to support Victory Light, and I'd
like to take a moment at the end of season
one to say a couple of things. Primary among them
is thank you. Victory Light is a large team, and
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I wanted to take a moment to say thank you
to everyone, both inside and outside of the building that
helped make Victory Light possible. And on behalf of the
entire team, I would like to say thank you to you,
our listeners. Victory Light is an absolute privilege to work
on and we'd all look pretty stupid if no one
was listening. And since you are listening, I've also brought
a prepared statement Happy Friday, y'all. After long and deliberate
(49:40):
consideration about everything that's gone on over the last few weeks,
I've decided the best path forward is for me to
resign my position. My great hope is that in doing so,
it'll help rectify some of the issues that have caused
such pain and consternation among the members of the staff
who remain and will aid in shaping the environment into
the fun and creative place that those members deserve to work.
(50:01):
On a personal note, I'm leaving with a bunch of
valuable lessons and without evening modicum of bitterness or resentment
toward anyone here on this email, or toward anyone on
the wider staff and crew working on DNM was something
that I'd hoped for since the Viceland days, and I'm
sincerely honored to have had the opportunity. I remain and
will always be a massive fan of the show and
(50:23):
look forward to seeing it continue to thrive as the
number one show in late night. That statement was penned
on March twenty first, twenty twenty one, and while I
didn't write it, it was sent to me, and I
have intimate knowledge of the circumstances that made it necessary
for an employee of Jack's Media, a production services entity
for Showtime Networks, to resign, specifically citing the pain they
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experienced working there, learning from the pain of their experience
at victory like we don't have agents that try to
prevent people from speaking to HR to report credible complaints
of racial discrimination. We don't have executive producers that try
to prevent reports of bullying and seconual harassment from reaching
HR and instead use the threat of retaliation to fire
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people if they do so. We don't have a partner
at a law firm telling me that although the entertainment
industry fetishizes the black experience, I should accept retaliation as standard.
I also don't have said lawyer telling me to not
stand up for other employees of color that were brave
enough to come forward. We don't hire directors with no
experience and no real to high paying gill jobs over
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directors of color with over twenty years of experience. We
don't have network executives that threaten to cancel the show
in retaliation if we report provable substance abuse to HR.
We don't have executives that sat me down in Lafayette
Restaurant and told me that although we took ten months
to make a code of conduct that would prevent resignations
of the sort we saw in March, the network saw
(51:46):
it as quote all bullshit, and that I would be
best served to let it go to conclude, but by
no means representing the sum of the experience. We don't
have subcontractors that threaten other members of our team with
bodily harm for standing up for a black director that
is thinking of resigning due to discrimination. Racism is an
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institution that is created by the active choice of individuals,
and its maintenance requires complicity. Another thing. We don't do
a victory light.
Speaker 6 (52:15):
At this point.
Speaker 11 (52:15):
I'm at hazard of sounding like Civil Rights Abe Simpson,
so I'll simply provide some resources for context. Case one
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Speaker 2 (00:02):
So you know, I thought I would bring you here
to this nice trat to real you know, I think
it's a nice place. You know, we get to know
each other, you know. Uh, you know, I am sure
you got questions for me. You know I got questions
for you. We've been on uh you know, going back
and forth, bumbled a little bit and uh, you know,
I like the cut of your jim. You know, you're
nice looking broad so you know, just you know, wondering
(00:25):
how well you know we can get this thing, you
know a little more, you.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Know, have a good time together.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
You know what I'm saying, I'm gonna kill myself once
we leave, but for now, this is really nice.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Excuse me, guys, Uh sorry, how you doing? Yeah? By
name is viral.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Welcome, Welcome to Welcome to you guys are here saying
if you guys want to try to the chef special,
I highly recommend the Baja blast bisk It's honestly fantastic.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
And for dessert, we have a Baja flah.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
That's a that's a neat look fusion from the Dominican.
And what they do is they get a little coating
of the bloh of the blow blas blast syrup off
the top of the flag.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
So you guys, let me know, give you guys a
little more time and the bee time. Enjoy the nice
kynt and I'll be right back to get your orders. Okay,
sound fantastic. Yeah, I'll be right back.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
Love the show guys. By the way, did you understand
the word mother?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Listen? I'll say this much all right. I think the
guy might be a little off. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
He for the.
Speaker 7 (01:39):
What the fun?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I see you at dinner with a man. You know me?
You know you know what? Tell you what I gotta give.
Sometimes you got.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
You doing.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
It's fine, it's fine. This is my cousin, Nikki. Nikky,
pull up a chip and I have great. Wow, you're
a beautiful. Look at that hair. You've never seen such
ethnic head. Yeah, it's amazing. You want to touch incredible?
Speaker 6 (02:15):
Yeah, yeah you can.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Just a little bit. The text is incredible. It's like,
you know, I washed my cast irons with something like that.
It's amazing.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
This is taking a turn. Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
No, I mean like it's a you know, you're a
beautiful exotic woman. You know we like you know what,
it's a it's different.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
It's different. It's what it is. You know, Like we
got the come on, you know you've seen these broad
out you know, Victory, Bulletvard. They look the same, Maria,
but you your whole woman.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
So shut the funk up. We got to get to
the show.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Bro's the season finality of the first fucking season.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Bro. And now the head joking around?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
What I was that was the celebratory You know, who's.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Having a good time. It's not me.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I mean, yeah, you're having a good time. I'm having
a blast.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Maybe you guys should go to the bathroom and circle
jerk each other.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I'm having a blast. But you know what, that sounds amazing.
And actually we're gonna go to the bathroom right after
the season finale of Victory, like yeah, motherfuckers of li Yeah,
(03:37):
bitch y man, Mets Wing, Yankees win Victory, light Wings. Baby.
You know what I'm saying. We've been smoking our boots
for the past couple of months, and you know something,
it's not always about the money, Spider Man, It's not.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
It's about the Mets.
Speaker 8 (03:52):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Let's go by, Yeah, let's go back. I wanna do
my own, I wanna do Hank Hill. But you know,
it's not always about pro Paine, Bobby, It's about the Mets. Baby,
let's go, man, we gotta do Boom Howard tell you goddamn,
(04:17):
Oh my god, there's a lot of shit going on.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
We're gonna take a break, you know what I mean,
not literally right now, but we're gonna.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Take a break because we deserve it. You know what
I'm saying. We got families, we got children, we got
holidays coming up. It's a lot of ship Listen, Okay,
why I'm right. You know what I'm saying, So listen,
We'll be back, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
And we're gonna give y'all a We're gonna give you
the girthiest episode season finale that you have ever taken
in any of your holes.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
That's how, Yes, that's how we're starting to show this. Yes,
you know what I'm saying, because the.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Only thing that's hitting harder than victory, like right now
is this fucking storm.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
You know what I'm saying, And you know what I'm saying.
And a lot of people don't notice I just did
the Trump thing. A lot of people didn't there but
I know birds. They know things. Okay, birds are real,
and they knew about the hurricane before the hurricane.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Birds are real. There, listen, let me tell you something.
The birds new. The birds knew. T Draco new on
gd T Draco new all right on phone m Grave.
I said this is gonna be bad. I said, this
is gonna be a big one. We all have to evacuate.
The birds knew it. The haitians couldn't eat the birds
(05:33):
because haitians, as we know, can't fly, so they can't
keep up with the birds. But the cats, the cats,
if there were any left, they would have known too,
all right, they would have known too, Milton.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
It's a big one, Milton. It's about to be a
big one, you know what I'm saying. And the birds knew.
And if you have seen this picture, you would know
that the birds knew because it looked like he was preaching.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
He was just like, yo, you know what I'm saying,
Like he just stood it for him and he was
just like addressing his cogation.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Yeah, it looked like it was a serious meeting going on.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
It looked like masks the way the way the taller
crane was like pacing It was funny because she was like,
he was like, but yeah, God, who throw the main, God.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
The main?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
There's the you know.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
He basically just said, ladies and gentlemen, Uh, a storm
is coming and it's a storm of yeah, from the.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Devil in South, from Satan's butthole. This is sab You're
about to feel listen.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
So that's how the birds new us as what's the
correct term, bipop assholes.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
The afro Afroltics, yes, afrolatics. As afrolatics. We knew that
the storm was coming because we saw videos of Caucasian people,
yeah Koobians flying the little plane from Star Fox into
the store ye doing a barrel roll, saying like that's
(07:12):
how you know, bro, Like she is about to get real.
It's like, oh, white people like testing danger.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
All right, Bro, let's really went into the eye of
the star.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
That's crazy.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
I'm like a two seater.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I think you bring on Star Fox is man funny
because I imagine them like flying into the eye of
the store and then you know, when you die. In
Star Fox sixty four, he just goes like all yourar
is like Amy like, oh my god, but white people
(07:48):
don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah, listen, man, this is this is out of control
because it's like, as you always say, very you know
what I'm saying, it's stutely white people got on.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Natural bredators, bro, so they be looking for danger.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I don't understan, but they've been releasing fucking information about
this ship for at least a week, and they've been saying, Yo,
get the fuck out of here. You know what I'm saying,
get the fuck out of here. And it's just like,
why don't y'all listen?
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Well, some people can't, bro, That's the thing.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
A lot of people were saying that they legit are
poor as fuck, like they physically cannot. Just like there
was a lady who had like ten people in her family. Oof,
it was her her kids and her dogs, and I
think she had like some cats too.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
So we can't we give those people grace though, because
like they can't leave. It's the motherfuckers that get on
TikTok oh.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying, proudly like choosing to
stay and like ride it out like I'm not whatever,
We'll just tough it out. I don't give a fuck, Like, yeah,
I'm built for it.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Is.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I was having this conversation with my mom where she
was just like, why don't people do it? And I
was like, it's the thing where people legit they've been
they've probably lived in a place for thirty years, and
you get these kind of warnings every year. Sometimes they exaggerate,
sometimes they don't. And they probably felt like, oh, well,
you know, they say this every year. And last year
I evacuated and it was terrible when I came home
(09:12):
and there was no like, you know, so I could
I could see why. But it's like, bro, if they're saying, yo,
this has never been seen before. If you stay here,
you will die.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
You know, it's crazy.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Like that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
That is absolutely not very scary.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
The craziest sit to me about that whole thing is like, hey, guys,
there's this thing in America called the FEMA. It's the
Federal Emergency Management I don't know what the other A
stands were Association, association?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Most Like I'm saying, also, there's only one A, right,
you said, I don't know what the other A stands for?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
FEMA, Oh, the Federal Emergency Management Agency.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
What I'm saying, he he he's in a build, you
know what I'm saying, he's doing figure shit later, but
right now he's just giving us the facts. Uh, Roan
DeSantis or Ronda scamptis.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
You know what I'm saying is his new name because
I'm gonna do the trump shot and give niggas supid names.
Ryan the Scamtishu is giving motherfuckers uber vouchers because he
refuses to answer Kamalin's calls.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah, that is the most who ship, bro, And.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
It's crazy because, uh, who is it? The couch fucking
nigga was like, yo, way limit is emotional.
Speaker 9 (10:27):
They can't lead because they get it more because you
know every month they you know, blood comes out of
their couccie hole and then they get emotional. Then they
can't do stuff, you know, so that's not a good thing.
I'm not ebolcha though at all. I have sex with couches.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Oh my god, he does.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I can't hear rohnd Dea Santis's name, Like, I can't
say Ronda Santis without my brain immediately going into like
a big freedom and Nola bounce.
Speaker 10 (10:55):
Like like he'saw man wu playing call him up fifty
stam like like this is that ship goes crazy?
Speaker 11 (11:14):
Mister five five and think the thighs.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Just can't through. He's robbing legit, legit, everyone's a piece
of ship.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
You can you're saying, bro, because how you dad? Have
you in charge of that many people? Florida is fucking huge, Bro,
you in charge? You in charge of that many people
and you are just refusing to take clotes from the
White House because.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Of what conspiracy theories you do? Bitch, like that ship
isn't saying to me?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
And then we do have these leaders and they will
be the ones to say, oh, women can't, women can't
do this.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
Bitch has job of mine.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
This is like and let it deal with gabling. So
I'm gonna get you an uber velcher. How the fuck
am I gonna drive behind the fifth through a lake? Yeah?
You fucking bitch, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
No, it's real bad, bro. And it's even worse because
it's like they're the resident. I don't I hate that
we become like victims to our fucking to the mayors
and the people who run our CITI. It's like, Bro,
Eric Adams is a piece of shit? Does that mean that?
Does that mean that New Yorkers have to, like, we
should be held accountable for his terrible actions? I feel
(12:30):
the same way about Floridians, Like yo, they are literally
in a liver or die situation with a very few
ways out, and you have this fucking asshole. Of course
we all hate and instead of you saying, Yo, how
can we help Floridians? How can we help these people,
it's just like, nah, look at this fucking asshole. You
guys deserve it because you voted for him.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
You know, it's crazy. We're New Yorkers, you know what
I'm saying. So obviously we all remember Hurricane Sandy. Yeah,
it was crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Remember how much heat Chris CHRISTI fat bitch ass caught
because he hugged Obama, bro. Like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
He was like, Yo, thank you, Yo, my Stadius in shambles, bro,
thank you for sending federal emergency funds.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Right, thanks for doing your job, doing your job. I
appreciate you. And the bogus Like look at him, he's weak, yeah, like,
look at him, he's weak. Look at his foot. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying, he's weak. That's not what
he's in his belly. But like, bro, get the look
at nipples. Look at his nipples. They're hard, They're hard.
They're hard to the shirt. He likes negroes, Like, what
the fuck bro, get out of here, man.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
I think that in times like this, Bros, when you
really see how bad, like I've been saying this, the
entire fucking victory, like mental health in this country is
to ship right now. And it's like, unfortunately, the world
does not stop. Natural disasters do not stop. It just
keeps getting worse, especially with climate change. And we got
these fucking asshole politicians just in the White House just
(13:52):
doing ship bro for no fucking reason.
Speaker 11 (13:54):
Build on your point, Liz, there is another hurricane that
models are saying could form out of the Caribbean.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Yeah yeah, and then you know, same song and dance.
You know what I mean. It's like it's like you,
the elected officials end up not taking the responsibility like
some somehow, like you were saying, like it ends up
befalling the people that voted for them. And I think
that and like you were saying, I think that's unfair, But.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
That's all that's other people who didn't vote for them,
because look, I vote for fucking Eric Adam.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Guess what we still got to deal with his fucking
asshold is.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
It's literally the only place that is politics is the
only place where that happens. Yeah, and because like it's
like if fucking Francisco Indors strikes out looking to end
the game for the Mets and the Mets lose, Yo,
it's your fault.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
That was you.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
You know what I'm saying, you did that. Meanwhile, government
niggas are signing papers being like I did this, Yeah, hey,
I did this. And then when she goes wrong, they're like, yo,
why do you voted for him? You dumb ass? Like, Bro,
he said he was gonna do this ship man, he
didn't because he's a fucking liar.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
And then they again, I go back to the point
where they say, Yo, women can't leave, Women can't leave,
women can't look at this bit chasz nigger bro making
a fucking a big mess into a bigger mess. Meanwhile,
you got the fucking no man's Land, No Woman's land,
which is the National Hockey League. Like eighty percent of
the dudes in there got missing teeth.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
You would you would think that that's like hostile territory
for a woman. Shut this he had a cracking.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah, my favorite team less first movie coach in NHL.
You know what I'm saying, running a franchise, you know
what i mean, probably could probably listen. You're the first
coach of the Seattle Cracking. Maybe you should be Roda
Santis's first woman consultant and helped his motherfuck out because.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
It means my consultant, we mean slicing his fucking ears off.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, exactly, So you can't fucking do that weird laugh anymore.
Take the lifts out of his shoes so he can't
drive his call, you know what I'm saying. Because they
doing all type of dumb shit in Florida now, bro,
Like you're saying like this people that can't get out,
and it's like, yo, bro, this is what femas for
is to get those people who are you know, living
below the heavity line, don't have resources to get the
(16:03):
fuck out.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
That's what femous for. This fucking tiny Simpsons character is
being a bit about it. On the other hand, like
justaposed with a woman running an NHL franchise, which leads
to the next thing. If she was running Florida, maybe
people would not be strapping their roofs down. Yeah, with
fucking zip ties. Like if she was running Florida, she
(16:24):
would have summoned actual Kraken to come help, you know,
to come help the folks of Florida. Just be like,
you know what I'm saying, Like, Yo, what's her name? Jessica?
Is it Jessica Campbell? I was gonna say, Jessica cutting
to something, Jessica Cutty.
Speaker 11 (16:42):
Gang gany Gang.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
Yes it is Jessica, Jessica Campbell.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Okay, jes Campbell. Shout out to jess Campbell. And you know,
I'm not the sports guy, but the Kracking happened to
be my favorite team. And I think it's awesome that
she continues to make history because I think she was
assistant coach when the opening night of the NHL season, Uh,
(17:08):
she became the first like the first ever to I'll
pop in.
Speaker 11 (17:12):
And I'm actually a little bit upset about her being
hired because, like I think, sometimes people mistake success for
taking another step up. Because she was in the AHL
before this and she was coaching the coach Hella Valley Firebirds.
I don't know that.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
Yeah, that job seems lit already. Yeah, yea, yeah, she was.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
On the Firebirds before this. But I just think it's
I just think it's cool that like the Kraken have
only been in the NHL. I think, what since twenty
twenty one. Yeah, just yeah, they're like the youngest team
in the league. And they Jersey.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
I guess it's on Brown for them to do it,
because it's like.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
They just continue to make it.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Say this is really cool.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Hardest jerseys in the league, you know what I'm saying,
make history every day, the youngest players and thus the
most teeth in the league so far.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
You know, they got the Niers. They did not get them.
They not got they did not get the big ones
that make.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
The ones that make you look.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
You know what I'm saying. But Yo, no, back to Florida.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Now you got people because of the whole the scantest bullshit,
the ubervalchis all that nonsense, and also like you were
saying before, like lack of resources, also the the just
the the large concentration of fucking dummies that are down
there that are like, yo, we've been We've done this before,
we could do it again. So now, like I said,
(18:28):
you got motherfuckers strapping the roof down. You got people
Saray wrapping their cars. This dude, everybody's calling Lieutenant Dan,
who's just like in a boat, Yeah, like just cruising around, Doug,
Like what and then the fucking Maraschino cherry on top
of the whole shit is you got this fucking clown
ass motherfucker Aiden Ross offering people money to stay, like
(18:54):
y'all give you seventy bands if you stay and survive
this hurricane.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Yeah, that's pretty on Brent for Aiden Ross, Like what
do you expect? This dude is literally, Bro, these are
the worst kind of people who should have money. It's
like the kind of person who they have so much
money and all that they view the world as like
their movie. Yeah, and those are the same people who
used to pay for the bun fights, who give a
(19:17):
crackhead two.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
Dollars to fight?
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Yeah, it's like all you want to do is see violence,
Like you have no thrill in your actual life, so
you want to see people do all kinds of shit.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, you DiCaprio and Django, Bro, that's nasty, But I
can't tell you what Aiden Ross does.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
He's a fucking dickhead, like a professional dickhead.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Yeah, bro, literally like, bro, he's been streaming for years.
I've never seen that man play a video game. Never.
Dog y'are also.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Like he's it's just like a video that he released,
Like was like, yo, this is how I started. This
is my beginnings. He was like, He's like, chat, it's
only two of you in here right now, but I'm
gonna play NBA two K every single day until I
become famous.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Nigga, that's what you became famous for. He can be
a fucking dork, yeah, bro, and just be up to
slurping Donald Trump.
Speaker 6 (20:07):
Bro, Like, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Playboard Cody came to your crib in a GIF mask
and said, and then I took two million dollars in
cash and left.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
He said.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
You were like, dude, that's not cool. He came through
and made the mosquito noise from the dune that un opening.
He came through, Yeah, and then he left with your money.
You know what I'm saying, Like, what the fuck? Bro?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Like, man, listen, this is goes back to the last
episode we were talking about Jack Doerty's dumb ass and
how these motherfuckers need parents. Aida Ross clearly did not
have parents in his life, bro, and if they did y'all.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Listen, you fucked.
Speaker 6 (20:49):
Up big time.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
You fucked up a fucking cautionary tale for niggas like
me and Rainie, like yo, don't do this because then
you can end up with this.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Aidan Ross is what you get with children who are
born and raised by the Internet. They're born and raised
by the commons section by the theatrics by doing things
and then waiting for the reaction. Like even with the
Jack Doristy shit, you could see his reaction was still
wanting to see what the chat was saying.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
And that's what they do.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
They literally live, breathe, and exist to see what the
chat is doing. And when you give people like that
unlimited amount of money, and then you also have people
who are extremely poor and extremely stupid, because then you
have people like this staying back for the hurricane just
so that they could get seventy thousand dollars from Aiden Ross.
And then Aiden Ross jokes around us, ays, no, I'm
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not actually not giving you guys shit.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, it's it's literally squid game. Yeah, it's real life
squid game. Right, That's that's what we're seeing now. People
are in such desperate situations that like they they are
risking dying in a natural disaster just so that fucking
Weasley asked kid on a webcam might give them some
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life changing money. That means next to fucking nothing, damn right.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
I feel like we.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Have surpassed capitalism and we like at a stage that
has never existed.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
But yeah, we had exclamationism. It's beyond.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
It is like step forty two right now.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
And you know when you when you get out of
the shower and it's like the water is draining and
it's just like the foam and like your pubes.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
It's like the last of the ship going down to drain. Yeah,
that's what we are right now. Wait wait, wait then
and just.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Keep burping ship up and then just keep going down
and up and the crazy Yeah, that's what we are
right now. You know, I just saw a video yesterday
Hurricane Milton bro in Florida. The waves is crashing into
the into the into the street. Dude runs out with
a make America Greater Gain flag. Took place in the
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midst of this hurricane Bro. The water is literally inches
away from taking this dude's life.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
And that's your priority. What are fucking worm?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Honestly, honestly, because listen, we talked about this. I want
to good job. We talked about good for you, worm.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
So we talked about this in the fucking in the
in the in the chat, in the chat, in the
chat in preple like yesterday, but fucking it's like the dude, like,
that's what like you said, like, that's that is your
your last action, you know what I'm saying. It's not like, Yo,
I'm gonna get my kids out of here, I'm gonna
save my dog. I'm gonna fucking whatever a c I'm
gonna plant this Trump flag.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Like at least the guy that died in the in
the Mount Vesuvius eruption that got caught jerking off, he
had the right idea. He's like, Yo, I'm gonna go out,
but i'ma I'm gonna get this. I'm a busted shot off.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
As soon is that mag might hit me, Bro, I'm
gonna be like, oh, you know what I'm saying. As
soon as he and they ain't have no you know
what I'm saying. They couldn't. They didn't have goon caves
back then. He just had to think of the regular cave.
He just had to think about dying issis topping him
off or something he had to think about a fenaf
he was a freak, but he's thinking about pan and ship. He'said, yeah,
(24:11):
he's like, I want to the half think he would
think about the minutes the minute I want to freak
the cyclops.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Is that the longest nut of all time?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Because if he died mid big nut. Yeah, he's technically
still he's.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Still going bro talking about him seven thousand years a c.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
The Christ.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
That's what you wanted, That's what you wanted, because when
he started burning up, he was like, no, I'm gonna
keep going.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
Fuck that.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
He could have got up there, He could have got
up and walked away.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Long.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
It don't come that fast, you know what I'm saying,
Like it's not like yeah, yo, you know.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
It's crazy if that dude, you know, his moms was
not home, you know what I'm saying, because his moms
would have been.
Speaker 12 (24:51):
Like he has you don't see an nothing.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
So sometimes you're they can help you, you know what
I'm saying, But sometimes your mother can hurt you.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
You know what I'm saying, Like how Elion moms thought
she was helping, but she wasn't.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Bro It's like when you get beat up in school
and then your mom comes pick you up, make the words.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
She's like, what happened?
Speaker 7 (25:15):
Who did this?
Speaker 6 (25:15):
Who said this?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I should have? I'm listen let me no no, no, no, no, no, no,
you not. And wait that's when my mom break out
the Rickey Ricardo English.
Speaker 12 (25:27):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
She's like, hey, way is probably this school here? I
need to speaking to his right now because you think
my son like this.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Meanwhile, the whole all the bloods and the crips that
I hang out with and be doing handstriaks with the homeroom,
they're like, yo.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
The speaker, so.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Sneaker got watched by some Latin kings niggas got beat
up by foot.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yeah, and then meanwhile you got Eli's mom. Ducal is
coming on it on the record, bro, being like, yo,
y'all shouldn't be mean to my son. He got developmental issues,
Like what ye oh my god. That's like go to
fucking back to school night, bro, and your mom stays
(26:07):
up in the middle class and be like, hey, yeah, hey, hey,
my son Rainie. He's man talented, but he can't read good.
That's what see. I can barely read, so looking at
pictures that's right. So please keep his all his picture
books in black and white because he has trouble differentiating, okay,
and also make sure that when he gets his lunch
(26:28):
that he that he has somebody with him to help
him eat and be nice to him. Please.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
It's exactly that.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
But if Rainy was a principal instead is literally the
owner of X, and she got on X to say yo,
he been fucked up?
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Also, I Emerald, Oh my god, I mean thinking, you
know what's so funny? As a as an old milk connoisseur,
as a cottage as a cottage cheese aficionado, if you will,
(27:09):
as a sour cream king, if you will. Did you
guys know May Musk is the oldest cover girl ever?
What she's like a supermodel? Yeah? She was on a Yeah,
she was on cover Girl at age sixty nine.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
What nice sixty nine?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (27:28):
So I just thought that was fun little tip.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Damn, do I know what's insane? When I said cover girl,
I thought it was like Playboy Panto cover girl.
Speaker 11 (27:36):
She bust it?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Wow, bro, Like so you know that like makes it
worse though your supermodel mom at age like seventy, it's
coming to your rescue on dot com because you look
crazy doing tricks on old Orange Dick. Bro. This nigga
blown bubbles on a tip Bro. He played with the
Forest game. Insane, nasty work. He put his tongue the
(28:00):
forest can going in the circle. Oh my goodness, nasty
a freak, bro.
Speaker 6 (28:04):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
That's not how you honor your mother. Man, you know
what I'm saying. You know who's honoring their legacy and
their family name?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
For real?
Speaker 6 (28:11):
For real?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Ron said this.
Speaker 13 (28:19):
I'm just saying, we like, we don't play, We'll be
back right to this break. If they ever be like,
we don't play, will be back, said this break.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
It's okay. The time game liter literary, like.
Speaker 12 (28:45):
Yo, yo, bitch, Why are you mad? Why are you
stick to me like pops pets don't? Yes, that's right,
Victory light pop severely.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
You know what I'm saying. And your ship don't. We're back,
you know what I'm saying. And we ended on Elon
not honoring his mother. You know what I'm saying. And
going to somebody that is honoring their family legacy. You
know what I'm saying. Oh my being lading to God.
You know what I'm saying he's out here with the
battlefield earth locks. You know what I'm saying, he's got
ethnic hand styles.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
That the introduction he deserved here.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
You know he's out here.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Oh man, Yo, but it's kind of wild because it's
like he's out here, Bro, he's being from France. You
know what I'm saying. He turned up too much. He
was standing on the couches. Uh, that's what the that's
what the official charges are. Turned up too turned up
standing on the couches. He said, I'm not famous, bona famous,
people know me.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
He said, boom one, not Willie Coppo's status. All side,
This is a Jones, that's Jones.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
That's letting. But Yo, this motherfucker is being from friends
for like, uh, i'm a i'm a I'm paraphrasing insite
like inciting terrorism or like big enough to.
Speaker 6 (30:00):
Encourage What a surprise?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Encouraging terrorism?
Speaker 6 (30:04):
What a surprise?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
It's like, bro, like Briannie James don't play basketball, yo,
Like come on now, like what are we doing?
Speaker 6 (30:13):
You know he had a relaxing, bro, he got a
weak assucking relax on.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
He got the s curl going. Then he had the lox.
You know what I'm saying, which is wowd he got
the more.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
You got and go yo that ship, yo, he got
that ship from sucking the front of sucking Uh Sally
Beauty Supply yea, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Something we send you over the ass, bro, because I
saw that picture that yall posted in the group chatter
him and I'm like, Yo, this looked like my neighbor. Bro,
this looks like my guy and his neighbor who always
got straight back braids and he used the colored rope
bands so you can see him.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
And this bitch walks his bird twice a day, Bro.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Walk his fucking bird.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Bro, say that ship because we will never believe me
what I gotta say that ship and people never believe
me until one day my best friend dropped me off
and he's like, Yo.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
Is that nigga walking a bird?
Speaker 3 (31:10):
I said, yeah, you see, take his little bird in
a cage, bro, and he'd just be walking the motherfucker around.
Speaker 6 (31:18):
I'm like, yo, first of all, let him go, he
can do that way. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
What kind of bird was it?
Speaker 6 (31:28):
It's one of them little birds.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
And I remember when they first moved on the nah
it's very pretty and it sings beautifully. And I'm in bass,
all what kind of bird it is? What kind of
bird is that?
Speaker 6 (31:37):
And he was like, Oh, they don't sell those around here. Like, bitch,
is that? What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (31:41):
I asked you?
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Now, y'all got a fucking bird hierarchy where you think
you better than people because you've got a bird.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Baby gate keeping pets.
Speaker 6 (31:49):
You got it?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
It's like that, like the I G D. M. Of
The Guy's like, yo, where you get that play of food?
And the guy responded like yo, why you trying to
be like He's like he's like yo, imagine list asked
him about the bird and he just goes, just crushes.
Speaker 6 (32:12):
I would prefer that he goes, what bird?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
What you're talking about?
Speaker 14 (32:16):
Now?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Nobody got one? No, I got the last one.
Speaker 6 (32:24):
That's how he treated me. He treated on something like, Yo,
what the fun? You can't Why you asking me? You
can't afford the bird? So what the are you looking over? Bird?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Puerto Rico, smuggle that ship in my pants. I will
feed that ship a single pop rock and watch it
explode out of here, playing with me christ a bow
full of rice. Yeah, they want to do it and
nobody got the bird like a hand grenade on.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
This is the vining I need because I've been watching
that stupid bitch walk that bird all summer and I said,
your tag out away.
Speaker 6 (32:59):
I said.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
When I I did that, you know what you gotta do.
You just gotta have an unfortunate city bike accident with
that bird.
Speaker 15 (33:06):
You know what I'm saying, Give a little scooter and
ships hit that mother fucking like mus Victory Like podcast
is under fire for encouraging animal cruelty.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Barrow was seen on subway takes encouraging a kettle to
be shut out. No, I wasn't, bro. I did not
say that. I said, hypothetically speaking, Bro, I have a dog.
Somebody in the comments was like, don't you have a dog.
Do you shoot your dog? I'm like, no, nigga, I
was sing, and shoot the dog. The dog is still alive.
Shot the honey. You know what I'm saying. Like, his
name is Hanny Bronx dog.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
I can't say ship because I both dog babies do
say sound.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I was like, what's my song name? Thank you very much,
saying we're not naming our dogs. Fucking Michael, you know
what I'm saying, Like, Oh this is my this is
my cavat on Stephen, Like, get the fuck out of here, nigger.
That's Henny Bro. He eats his own you know what
I'm saying, Like I like dogs. I'm a fan of dogs.
I have a pet dog. I like dogs.
Speaker 8 (34:06):
But I am.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
I was gonna say a Dominican immigrant, I am. You
know what I'm saying, Like if you if you dig
deep enough into my documentation on the island, we don't
get them as pets because they just be everywhere.
Speaker 6 (34:21):
Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Like like that was like a dramatic post for you
have to think I'm illegal, But you know what I'm saying.
I got my I got mad passports.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
You know what I'm saying. I'm like Jason Boord. But
like the shit is, dogs are exactly what you're saying.
When you grow up in dr.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Bro, dogs are dogs, donkeys or donkeys. Chickens are chickens, Bro.
They all occupy their own spot. It's like, Bro, you're
an animal, you know what I'm saying. And I'm not
saying that.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Like Yo, animals don't deserve you know, fair treatment, Like
YO put animals in the dark room and like beat them.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
No dog. I'm just saying the fucking animals be like,
if this was the fucking Stone Age we not have
a pet dog, we would be wearing dog hats. That's
what I'm saying that. And also like I don't know,
I mean, the ship gets annoying, going like getting on
the train and it's six dogs in that bitch and
not bro. I like, I'm sorry, like this ship, you
(35:16):
know what you I'm about to hit you with the
fucking Anthony Mackie ship. He's out of line, but he's
right because I should not go into a restaurant and
see dog bowls on the floor. And then when I
asked for a high chair for my human child, y'all
don't have one, sir, we don't. That is insane as
(35:41):
kibbles and bits. Before you got a coloring fucking menu
for children, would you like.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
A I mean, the dog treats are organic, bros.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
For those of you who didn't watch Merrow Subway take,
he basically just said that America has a problem and
that white woman loved dog more than they love their
actual children. But I don't think that that's crazy, that's
just honest.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
He also said, how we solve both the gun and
dog problem is go ahead, Meryl, yo, listen, this is yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Let me take my eyes, my my my my son
is off, so you can look at me my eyes
and understand the seriousness. Okay, you solve the gun problem
in America because everybody knows.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
I said this to Kareem. Shout to Kaream. You know
what I'm saying. So it takes tiny gun.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Babies, all right, America loves dogs too much more than people,
more than babies, you know what I'm saying, after they're born,
because you know, like you know certain people like yeah,
you don't get a baby, shut up, nigga, that's two cells.
They love dogs more than people.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
So the way that you solve the gun issue, because
the only thing that people love in America more than
dogs is guns. It's dogs and guns one into. You
put those two things together, You take a crazy insel,
you have to shoot at the kennel, you know what
I'm saying, and then you show a bunch of dismboweled puppies, Doug,
and gun control is on the ballot soft top list.
(37:09):
Fucking everybody's in line of bipartisan issue, bro.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Like you know what I'm saying, like fucking everybody is
in there. You know what I'm saying, Like there's no
there is no Yakoobian on earth.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
I don't care if you Republican, Democrat, Independent, Robert F.
Kennedy Jr. I don't care where you are. You fuck
with dogs, you know.
Speaker 8 (37:28):
What I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Like, maybe not RK. He probably has like a dog
leg tight to his car. He probably he probably keeps
one around his neck. Maybe not himybe not, but everybody else.
You know what I'm saying. And and I was harangued
in the comments. You know what I'm saying by the
same people that I'm talking about. Okay, so yeah, just relax,
you feel.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Me, because Yo, maybe if Kenll gets shot up, you
know what I'm saying, that's the tragedy. Obviously, you know,
loss of life is bad at any level. But yeah, nigga,
don't get man, when I roached by my apartment, that is.
Speaker 6 (38:01):
A motherfucking hypothetical. Don't shoot up a motherfucking can.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Don't do it.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
The thing is that white people or white women specifically,
will cry over everything but actual bodies.
Speaker 6 (38:12):
Yes, it's only over animals. We all love animals.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Puppies are fucking adorable. Adorable. They give you love that
humans can't. They give you unconditional just you know, let
me say, I can't say humans don't give you that.
Speaker 6 (38:24):
Obviously they do.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
But what I'm saying is they don't ever ask for
anything in return. So of course you fucking love animals,
but to put them over human life, bro. It reminds
me of the situation with the homeless dude who had
a puppy he was taken care of, and a couple came,
like some activists came and took the dog from him
and found a shelter, and the dude is literally crying
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and begging for his dog back because that's all he has,
and they're like, no, you are homeless, so you will
remain homeless, but the dog is coming with us. That's
literally what America is, bro. America is literally people, well
specifically palm colored people caring more about dogs than the
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life of people of color.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Dog So come on, now you've seen it.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
I ain't gotta say it, man. There's been a lot
of footage on TikTok, you know what I'm saying. In
a certain region, yeah, you feel me of a lot
of carnage and a shit change.
Speaker 6 (39:19):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
But you know what I mean. Listen, do not go
into a kennel and blow a dog's wig off. You
know what I'm saying. Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Like I'm not telling you to do that. I'm just
saying what the outcome will be. Do go to your
nearest UH store and get you a Goku wig though.
You know what I'm saying, because that shit is popping.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Yeah, you go to to colectibles dot com and get
the Goku hair beanie cap. But actually you can't do
that anymore because pre orders are closed. Yeah, preorders are closed.
And guess how much this beanie was by the way,
one hundred and ten dollars. Oh my god, it's not bad.
So not only is I see, not only it's not
(40:02):
that bad. You could be one of my kids. I
whoop you has nigga? You better fucking motor law.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
It's a Goku hat, it's not don't you pay forty
bucks for my mask fitted anyway?
Speaker 6 (40:13):
Or did the price change and your teams be losing hat?
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Goku? You know what I'm saying. Sparking zero dropping, sparking
zero dropping, people putting Majen decals on the they got
the majin Ui on the Subaru brock it. I don't know,
it's not it's not a rumor, and it's not a
viral video. It's straight from the saw. It's first souce material. Yeah.
I posted a little because I've seen I've got home
(40:40):
late the other night and I've seen this car with
majin Vegeta and the seven dragon Balls all like on
the side of the car, and I'm like, Yo, what
Mexican barber drive. I'm like, what South American three bar drives?
(41:01):
This car took the took a little video. That ship
been going crazy. Bro, fucking listen the dragon Ball boys.
We up, bro sparking. Zero's coming out. Yo, I'm gonna
need that. I'm gonna need I'm.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Gonna need the I'm gonna need you from my faith,
you know what I'm saying, running the Goku faith. Yeah, Yo,
you know that dude was definitely like Mexican. Dude is
South American and he had to fucking like the vanity
plate that said like Barsado. Yeah, you know what I'm saying,
Parsado over nine thousand.
Speaker 6 (41:28):
Yeah, bru Damn.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
He got going like this on the car, but the
G is the Mexican flag and the super Saiyan hair
Instead of gold, it's green. That sounds how kind of
fucking fire. It feels like there's like a nerd renaissance happening.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
It's just like and I'm happy for it too, because
we got way too many hood uh, way too many
people who like adding ross. We got way too many
of those, way too many Jack Dorsey's. We need more
motherfuckers reviewing and building ship. Yes, thank you want to see.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
I've been and I've come across people in this industry
bro that are trying to lean away from that, and
I'm like, bro, be you lean into the nerd ship.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Bro, You're a nerd. You're a fucking nerd. You wasn't
outside like that, Bro. But it's okay, Yeah, it's okay.
There's only room. There's only enough room for one gay
vampire from Atlanta and we already have Playboy CARDI. Come on,
you don't need stop trying to be an opium rapper.
Stop and get together with your boys, buy some band equipment,
(42:30):
talk to your dad's start a band. Make we need
twenty We need a new ocean avenue in twenty twenty.
Speaker 6 (42:36):
I want to see people drawing.
Speaker 16 (42:38):
Yes, I want to see you paint bitch shit, Yeah, bitch,
you paint bitch know anything, Liz says, I'd be wanting
to do that ship.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
I'm gonna be on switch like this was Liz's idea.
Speaker 6 (42:58):
Can you guys believe, bro, where I had the finale
of season one eighty eighty.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Emisods, God damn rights, who he fucking did that ship?
Speaker 3 (43:08):
I cannot believe it's been eighty episodes. Bro, it doesn't
feel like that.
Speaker 14 (43:11):
No, it doesn't be honest with you like amount of people, like,
you know, people said, this guy is not even gonna
make it past episode twenty four.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
But guess what, bitch a box on now, I'm still here.
Speaker 6 (43:23):
I wanted to kill him the moment I met him.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Yeah, that's right, that's right. Michael Anthony's still here. Liz
bell or T is just here, and I'm fucking here.
And people said, people said, we wouldn't make it this far.
But you know what, with a little satanic black magic,
you could do anything. Yeah, all right, with a little
six ship, you.
Speaker 6 (43:41):
Could do anything.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
That's right, baby, you know what I'm saying. And even
from my jail cell. I'm gonna be locked in.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Listen, don't even worry about it. Don't even worry about it,
because on phonem Grave, we're gonna get you out of
that cell. We're gonna get you out of that cell.
Speaker 6 (43:57):
All right, We're gonna.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Get you out of that shir I'm gonna win the election.
And then, folks, I'll tell you what, You'll never have
to vote again. After you vote for us at the
Signal of Award, You'll never have to vote again. Will
be the best comedy podcast time. That's where the t
Draco put that on my flag.
Speaker 14 (44:17):
Pussy ain't not no, He's for real, Like, if you're
gonna you vote for them the signal wars, they're gonna win.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
They're going they like them, they don't. You can't slor
the podcast.
Speaker 7 (44:37):
You say, Senor Islam loose, Yes, I lose that love
lose that cstal.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
The influence ya well, you know sixty called him.
Speaker 6 (45:06):
A drink. It's the only podcast that platform me to
talk about now.
Speaker 8 (45:13):
The things that I do, you know, and the things
that I do, the things that I do, I'm such
just like you know Olivia Newsy and beheading well and
things that I ain't drying.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Oh my god, man, holy shit. Yeah, yeah, bitch, you
know what I'm saying. You know what the fucking is, man,
it's the number one fucking podcast. This ship is fucking
love level art. Motherfucker. We got Lizbelows of the Super
(45:50):
Bitch of New York. You know what I'm saying, coming
speaking on your chest, You know what I'm saying. We
got Radyo Vya to guard. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
He's sixteen is better than you're sixteen any day the
motherfucking week.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
We got men training in the motherfucking building. Goddamn it.
Speaker 14 (46:04):
If you don't know, if you're new, remember he played
Carnegie Hall at six years old, so he'll play you
like a fucking fiddle. Don't fucking round because he'd be
putting that shit on, you know what I'm saying. Of course,
we got in the building behind the lenses our Duodle doodle.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
You know what I'm saying. You probably think he plays
an accordion and the thin you go bad with a
name like that, But nah, this thick could be talk
talking about numbers of weird flash exposures and shit that
I don't even know about.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
You know what I mean, editing videos and all that.
Of course, you know what I'm saying. We got the two,
the two, the heads of the Hydra. You know what
I'm saying, Uncle Victor.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
You know what I'm saying. In the motherfucker house, goddamn it,
you know what I'm saying. Been been doing this shit,
been fucking setting the trends, been mapping it out, been
putting a GPS up for motherfuckers for a decade plus.
Speaker 6 (46:50):
Don't you fucking forget it?
Speaker 5 (46:52):
And all you see, sweet bosos, you wish you had
one tenth of the mental fortitude.
Speaker 6 (46:58):
Of this man.
Speaker 5 (46:59):
And of course I would be remiss if I did
not mention the guy him capital h I am. He
makes shit shake, whether it's at your birthday party, your
baby shower, or Victory Light. It's the one, the only.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Jee Like my man said, you know what I'm saying,
Like T Draco said, vote for us at the signal
the wards. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
How shit is on and fucking popping. In the meantime,
in between time, we will be releasing little little little
little nuggets of love. You know what I'm saying for y'all.
And also what you need to do is get out
into the victory like universe, because Lord Tiz is on
tour right fucking now. Go check out his motherfucker website
for the dates. Yeah, bitch, the United Palace is coming soon.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
That's right. And you guys have been requesting more nerdy stuff.
So I will be on Twitch from time to time,
streaming stuff, watching stuff together. You know what I'm saying.
You can catch the big b ship on this side.
You know what time it is, and uh yeah, we're
gonna We're gonna be doing a lot of stuff during
this break, so there will be no shortage of our
presence online. But we do, in fact need to take
(48:11):
a break. You know what I'm saying. It's the holidays
coming up. We got families, we got brothers, sisters.
Speaker 6 (48:16):
Kids, hunches. I still gotta fight, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Rambow gotta come out of retirement, you know. So you
know what I'm saying, So Fred not we will be back.
Speaker 8 (48:26):
Hey, just.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
It's like liter liter like.
Speaker 11 (48:55):
Hey everyone, it's Victor. I know when you hear me,
it's typically through a series of interjections throughout the season.
That's because, aside from having no natural talent for performing.
My primary role is to support Victory Light, and I'd
like to take a moment at the end of season
one to say a couple of things. Primary among them
is thank you. Victory Light is a large team, and
(49:16):
I wanted to take a moment to say thank you
to everyone, both inside and outside of the building that
helped make Victory Light possible. And on behalf of the
entire team, I would like to say thank you to you,
our listeners. Victory Light is an absolute privilege to work
on and we'd all look pretty stupid if no one
was listening. And since you are listening, I've also brought
a prepared statement Happy Friday, y'all. After long and deliberate
(49:40):
consideration about everything that's gone on over the last few weeks,
I've decided the best path forward is for me to
resign my position. My great hope is that in doing so,
it'll help rectify some of the issues that have caused
such pain and consternation among the members of the staff
who remain and will aid in shaping the environment into
the fun and creative place that those members deserve to work.
(50:01):
On a personal note, I'm leaving with a bunch of
valuable lessons and without evening modicum of bitterness or resentment
toward anyone here on this email, or toward anyone on
the wider staff and crew working on DNM was something
that I'd hoped for since the Viceland days, and I'm
sincerely honored to have had the opportunity. I remain and
will always be a massive fan of the show and
(50:23):
look forward to seeing it continue to thrive as the
number one show in late night. That statement was penned
on March twenty first, twenty twenty one, and while I
didn't write it, it was sent to me, and I
have intimate knowledge of the circumstances that made it necessary
for an employee of Jack's Media, a production services entity
for Showtime Networks, to resign, specifically citing the pain they
(50:43):
experienced working there, learning from the pain of their experience
at victory like we don't have agents that try to
prevent people from speaking to HR to report credible complaints
of racial discrimination. We don't have executive producers that try
to prevent reports of bullying and seconual harassment from reaching
HR and instead use the threat of retaliation to fire
(51:04):
people if they do so. We don't have a partner
at a law firm telling me that although the entertainment
industry fetishizes the black experience, I should accept retaliation as standard.
I also don't have said lawyer telling me to not
stand up for other employees of color that were brave
enough to come forward. We don't hire directors with no
experience and no real to high paying gill jobs over
(51:26):
directors of color with over twenty years of experience. We
don't have network executives that threaten to cancel the show
in retaliation if we report provable substance abuse to HR.
We don't have executives that sat me down in Lafayette
Restaurant and told me that although we took ten months
to make a code of conduct that would prevent resignations
of the sort we saw in March, the network saw
(51:46):
it as quote all bullshit, and that I would be
best served to let it go to conclude, but by
no means representing the sum of the experience. We don't
have subcontractors that threaten other members of our team with
bodily harm for standing up for a black director that
is thinking of resigning due to discrimination. Racism is an
(52:06):
institution that is created by the active choice of individuals,
and its maintenance requires complicity. Another thing. We don't do
a victory light.
Speaker 6 (52:15):
At this point.
Speaker 11 (52:15):
I'm at hazard of sounding like Civil Rights Abe Simpson,
so I'll simply provide some resources for context. Case one
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