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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, back again, time again, but listen, uh listen,
didn't it goes so great the first time? Now? But
you know what, fuck the third time? Second time? The charm?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
All right, that's here now, and uh, you know we're
gonna see I feel like we're a little I got
a question though, we early, Yeah, where the fuck is everybody?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
What's going away?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I know her though, Yeah, I know she's the fine
one with the puffy headed sweetheart.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, look at the Why don't you Why don't you
check the slack?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Why don't you check the fist check the fascism slack
and make sure that everybody's here?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
They?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Sweetheart? How you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I'm sure you want I'm sure you remember me very
forget So listen. I got a question for you while
my partner over there checking the slack channel, and I
was just curious, where is everybody?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Well?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
We came here to you know, we came here to
cause a rock. You know what I mean? You came
here to take the country back.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
One already won.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
What do you what do you want? One?
Speaker 5 (01:07):
You what you wanted?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
All right, it's listening.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
We might have won, but listen, winning is only half
the battle.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
It's on the battle right because listen, because what about
all these immigrants taking our jobs?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
That's what we're here, That's what we're here for. That's
what's pissing us. That's what that's the.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Problemy, you're just not good at it.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well, okay, well, why don't you tell him? They didn't
go right there? Hello? Is this the gate d for the.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Unfortunately?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Hey, how are you? My name's uh sirus Pat.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I'm here for the position of the systems and listen. Yeah, okay, so,
uh this is I just go in here right?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Take you fish from Get Lost? Excuse me, I can't
understand what you're saying. Man, speak English? What you are?
You are you? What are you talking about? This is
my problem here? You see? This is this is funny.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
This guy is doing of Paulie Walnuts from the show Sopranos.
Have you seen that show.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I don't even know who the fuck that guy is.
Go back to the country. They've got computers over there,
all right. You can't get you can't get computers puting
in your own country.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Well, so, yeah, it was that something you people are
well versed in.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Ill, Yeah, I was.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I am a citizen, but I studied English, you know
from a very early so as you can.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Tell, I speaking fluently so that I can't understand the
fucking word.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Both of y'all go circle jerk each other in the
fucking bathroom to fucking from forget the fun out of it.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I'm just gonna go to my job. You can go believable.
I'm gonna go see what this crazy?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
What the fuck is going on here? You know what
this ship? Bro, let's just go into call it. I
heard the better so bad again.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
They split rolles literally literally like yo, Bro, this motherfucker
look at this ship. Had his first game of the
(03:14):
season today. So he's like, Yo, I'm out mad videos.
I don't even know what these videos say, Bro, But
he's like, Yo, I'm outside, I'm practicing. And then he
sent me like a little timer, and then under that
it says proof, like you know, I'm proven to.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
You that I went outside and I practice for Bro.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
We don't care that you're an active father, brow, We
don't care about none of that. We don't.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Sending my kids.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Just now, right before we started taping this ship, he
doesn't listen. We want we want two single awares, bros.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Man, you're talking about this season to You know what
I'm saying. Yeah, season two one two were back. You
know what I'm saying, the demonic Now I'm not gonna
do it. You know, hold on listen, y'all have all
been anticipating this.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
I am so happy anticipating. These motherfuckers been bullying we
two and guess what.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
We deserved it. We deserve that.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
They were like, yo, hi, your niggas take man, little bit. Yeah.
I never seen the podcast take more breaks. I was like, yo, listen.
Mental health is important, okay, and the.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Ship that we've been talking about on this ship is
so mentally stressful that we got to take a break
every couple of months.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
All right, So you know what I'm saying. Now we're back.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
We managize everybody's tean and shit, you know what I mean,
We've been fucking you know what I'm saying each other?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, Jesus, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
This is season two, episode eighty one of the most illustrious,
fire dangerous, important podcasts on the planet.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
It's not even a podcast. I told y'all, it's abstract art.
You know what I'm saying. It's fucking victory. Like, bitch,
we got lists, mellow. You know what I'm saying. The
one and only Rambo, the.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Motherfucking Builder, and the fucking yap God, the rap god,
Radio Villa in the motherfucker house.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
You know what I'm saying. I mean certain talk to him,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
And of course behind the lens we got and Dudd,
you know what I'm saying, And we got the freakiest
freaky man.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
He's done things you don't understand. It's men training in
the fucking land, baby girl. You know what I'm saying.
How a him? He's single, ready to mingle.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You know what I'm saying. He's doing good things. He
drinking alkaline water and of course you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Oh he had he just pushed back twenty dumplings. Bro,
what are you talking about? He's off this ship.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I can't. He was doing time push ups. He's working
it off.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
And of course the reason that you're hearing this with
your ear holes is because we have the number one,
the best, the most decorated sound engineer, audio engineer, DJ producer.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Artists, creator. It's insane, yo, bro.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
They said on the they said on I G they
said I was gonna get here, with the button first, right,
y'all think I'm the certified yapper. Y'all was yapping all
up and down all our comments. Bro, I couldn't post
ship without somebody being like, yeah, this's cool.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
And all.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
A few slurs in my d MS.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Man, yo dropping music, you're dropping literature and ship. It
was like you need to put that book.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yeah yo yo yo bars though, God damn y I'm
enjoying the show with you. I'm like, bro, this is
a whole other shows coming in a comments, so like
the like.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, love you guys, and here we are because we
love you. I looked at that like this shit was
even looking at me because we love you.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
We're back, you know what I'm saying. Season two and
we live you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
And what's happening in twenty twenty five, were gonna get
into it? Uh like you know what I'm saying, Like
we got astro glad because white people are going crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I mean, like that's usually like the standard, but like
January sixth, like you're saying before four years ago. Gang, Yeah,
this she feels like it's a graduating class. Yeah, you
know what I'm saying, Like if you was a freshman.
Do you mean and you saw that should happened now
you graduated, You're.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Like, Yo, damn, Yo, that shit happened almost my youngest
son's entire life ago. You know, that shit was four
years ago. Griffin just turned five.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Like what And it's crazy because it's gonna be well,
probably not because you guys got like three years left.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
But I was gonna say, like in school, like.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I'm watched I'm forty one, so they think one start
they would announce Pearl Harbor, you know what I'm saying,
and be like, today is a day like over the pa,
like at homeroom.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Today is a day that will living in for me.
Today the nuclear bomb was it? And I was like, Yo,
what are they talking about? BROA.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Now I'm like I'm asking my kids. I'm like, do
they do that A nine to eleven? You know what
I'm saying, Like like, Yo, this is a day that
will living in for me. And I'm like, logic says
that in the future they're gonna be like, Yo, January
sixth is a day that will living in for me.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
I'm like, no, it's not white people.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Holiday, like the Liberation they close the banks. Yo, we
never got the Tubman twenty. The Trump twenty is coming up.
I don't put I don't put ship past.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
This country anymore that they don't have a j C.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
You ever played that game, the SIMS? No, it was
like you simulate, you just like make characters. No, I've
never heard of it.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
It's just like you make a Rainy and a Lizabelle
and they're tual characters, and you just like put him
in the house and you could do whatever the fuck
you want. You put a pool in the middle of
your house. You can set your house on fire. You
could put a pool and the person in the pool
and then pull a fence around and so they drown
and die. I'm like, the US government is playing SIMS
right now with real people. Hold on, you know what
(09:17):
that sounds like to me?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
What is sound like? Game?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Sounds like some.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Ship?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Yeah, talk, I'm playing a fucking SIMS. I just dropped
this diabo in the fucking pool and took the ladder around.
I never thought him how to swim?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I told him swim? I said, game sounds fun, Joe, listen,
get into it.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
But that's what's happening right now with the government. Bro
and It's crazy to me because it's usually everybody said,
yo oh.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Baba divided this country. He made everything about rays ooh.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
And it's just like I whatever, dog yeah, But right
now it's not even about that. It's about white people
and immigrant white people. You know what I'm saying, beefing,
you know what I'm saying, because Elon Musk is damn.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Elon Musk is essentially parading around the Internet as an
alter ego known as Adrian Dittman, and he's doing a
bunch of weird shit. Man, he's all over like four
he's all over a bunch of four Chan forums and stuff.
By the way, this is not confirmed at all. It's
just it's just it's just way too freaky not to
(10:41):
be Elon Musk. Like he put a filter over himself
and then he like got tight one day because he's
so if it's not Elon Musk, then it is like
Elon Musk's number one glazer on the Internet. Like it's
either him or it's like his biggest fan. And he was, uh,
I'm for the uninitiated. It's my favorite thing to say.
You already know that victory like gang. You know what
(11:01):
I'm saying, but for the uninitiated, Yeah, Adrian Dittman is
this weirdo that's just been parading around the Internet defending
Elon Musk at every turn. He's on Reddit talking about
like white people, like American white people being the worst
of the worst. He's all over four Chan doing that shit.
And apparently he got so sick of the Elon Musk
(11:22):
hate that the person who is allegedly behind the account
forgot to turn the voice filter.
Speaker 8 (11:28):
Back on, and ironically enough, some elements of the extreme
legacy Maga movement will have to deal with it as well,
because that's how it is. I don't hate the fucking
big tech bros, because out of all of them, Elon
is the only one that's giving all of these crackheads
a fucking voice. Get over it and get over yourselves.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
And their real voice sounded exactly like Elon Musk.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
What the apartment is that? You guys you're very stupid.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Well, you're all very stupid, and you guys all make
fun of me, I mean Elon all the time.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Embarrassing bro, that is so this is the thing that
fucks me up the most. Right, Like, fam, you are
the richest man on earth, and that he goes back
to like, your money can't unlame you. I was like, fam,
I would be so embarrassed. I would be so embarrassed if,
like bro, even on an everyday regular scale, like if
(12:23):
I like if I was trying to call.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
My ex girl and be like, Yo, what up.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
With me? Like trying to see she and then she
found out? Bro, I would jump over roof from embarrassment. Bro.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Even at the even at the Trump rally, you know
who he sounded like when he was like you were sure?
He sounded like the roach guy from Men in Black.
He sounded like the guy the roach.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
He sounds like a giant bug trying to squeeze into
a human suit.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Did you see him go? What the fuck was that?
I told you, Bro?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
He nutted on stage because that many people had never
been happy to see him. I think that's why.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Now.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
Yeah, that's one thing about Elon. You could tell he
craves acceptance like badly, And it's like, Bro, you're doing
this in front of the world, like we can see you, Bro'
that's so crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Do you know that I can see you?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (13:25):
But you know that now.
Speaker 9 (13:27):
Eli Musk got up on that stage sounding like the
roach from men in black Wood. I was half expecting
him to pull up in that motherfucker and somebody sprays
ass with some rain nah.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I'll tell you this.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
So now, the whole squabble between og Maga's this is crazy, bro,
because it's like it's like when you're a fan of
an artists and they got like kind of like two
errors and you're like, yo, I'm a fan of like.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Early Tailor Swift. I'm like a fan of this, and
I'm a fan of the RAS tour and those people beefing.
That's what I'm like. This doesn't make anything, bro. This
y'all are fucking dumb.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
It's get Richard dot trying fifty versus like massacre fifty.
You know what I mean, Like dog like these are
two fam.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Y'all are the same person, except y'all gotta go to
school the dumb ones, you know what I'm saying, and
then you can be the other guys.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I don't know if that makes sense, Guys up packet,
you know what I mean. Because Elon's whole thing is like, Yo,
Americans are dumb. You know what I'm saying, y'all can't
actually do the stuff that we need the Indian dudes
to come in with the H one B visas because
they are smart and they know how to do computer shit.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Y'all motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
When I go to order mcflurry and I give you cash,
you have an aneurysm, So we cannot hire you to
fucking program computers and do technological shit.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
So we're outsourcing all that shit. And now the og
Magat people is like, hey.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
You won to us.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
You tricked us. You said that it was gonna be
only white people doing all this stuff, and now you're
bringing the man in these Hey, man, how BB's and
ship in there? You got your name VVC. I don't
know how to say his last name because my name
is John Blue. Hey, what the fuck? You know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
And you got Laura Lumer who looks like Jigsaw in
the mix, like and she's like she's it's her versus
that's like the head, Like that's the main card. Is
Laura Lumer and Elon Musk going at it, you know
what I'm saying. And I'm just like, bro, like, y'all
are stupid.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Bro, this is gonna be literally fucking parasites That's why
I said last season you literally there's a list, bro,
there's a list that fastest people hate and they on
that bitch too. You leave them alone long enough, they're
gonna kill each other. That's why as soon as we
go on, they pour all the fun out, the fun
out of all of us. Give them a year or
two and it's a rap for whatever. Yeah, because it's
(15:46):
like those that type of person like needs they need
a group to hate.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Yes, they literally feed off of it.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yeah, Like they can't function unless they are hating on something.
You know what I'm saying, Like they would have did
numbers is at the at Chappelle show. Player hatersall Brook
that biscuit home Bro, hate hate hate.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I do, I hate you, I hate youmous that.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
White white violin, that white on white violence. You ever
seen a blond woman and a brunette woman. That ship
is Latin king versus. It's like it gets worse every year.
So like white people don't even like white people no more.
They be like, first of all, how you got streaks
in your head? You're not a natural blonde. And then
(16:35):
now they do the thing where it's like if you
are a white woman, let me see your Adam's apple.
They start to do the if you trans then you're
not white like they I'm telling you it's a it's
a brain eating bacteria.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
You guys, guys when you see listen to me. I
got when I was walking. I can't because it hurts me.
Stop it not the fuck.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Hey, guys, I have a question for you guys and
for the audience at home and the victory like us,
would you, guys, is Adrian Dittman a good burner name
because I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I think that ship sucks. What would you guys use
as your as like your birth like if you wanted,
if you wanted people to like I have no idea,
like no possible thread connecting that account to like the
kid marrow, you know what I'm saying, like and the
same same goals for Lisabelle, like you know, because I
could never do some ship like Booty Teeth six x six.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Everybody's gonna know that's me. You know what you do?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
You pick something that's completely diametrically opposed to who you
are as a person, and then you do that. So
I could be like Yo swiftye fan one an you
know what I'm saying straight out of.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Iowa by kids, sixty six kids.
Speaker 10 (18:14):
My bitch wife's sixty three, Heather, I love you, joke,
I swear she ship.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
She's like, I'm listening to recipes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Liz.
What would be what would be your burner name?
Speaker 6 (18:31):
My burner name, it would probably be lady dip set,
but I would have the Israel flag in my bio.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Fuck them on.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
And I'll have a Blue Lives Blue Lives Matter flag.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
You write and you write white man's whore on there.
Jesus Christ, they were never they were never what the
fuck it could never be like they'd be like, my
hold on this is that was what the hell?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I thought that was the whole thing. You guys, wait
a minute. They'd be like deliberately, that's a good one, yo.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
What do you bitch has motherfuckers have planned for this
new year?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Oh man, listen, I'm I'm enjoying watching the white and
white violins I have. Uh, I'm writing this book on fatherhood.
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, you know what I'm saying,
because Yo, the way you be writing, I'm like, Yo,
I gotta get on my ship, bro, because last belt
is nice with it, bro, and then you do like
(19:41):
the like that I'm gonna read a section of this
so I'm gonna read this poem and then you do
the fucking yo.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Listen, you did this.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
You did this ship when you read a poem, and
then you do like you did a video around it,
and everything that was said in the poem was like
happening in real time in the video.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
And I was like this fucking bitch, bro. I was like,
how dare she? I was like yo, yo?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
And then you made a blanket for your homeboy and
you photoshop like two photos of like people know.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I was just like, yo, where is how can a
human being be so thoughtful?
Speaker 6 (20:16):
Just?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
No more nice stumble compliments see first episode. All the
compliments are coming out. Now that's it, no more.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
It lasted too long, bro. You see the smoke was
coming out of her.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I'm gonna hold you.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
I peeped that post to and guess what the first
comment was?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
What yo? But when it's Victor coming back, they somehow themselves.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Ship.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Ever, Yeah, you made a blanket for son like what
first comment?
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Victory life though like eyeball, eyeb eyebill, like weill never
leave you again. We promise.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah, we're just live in this studio forever. You know
what I mean, We're not gonna know where we got water,
and we got these berry patches and cigarettes andrettes. We
got new new That's all we need, you know, Raddy?
What about you?
Speaker 5 (21:17):
What you got played this year?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Man?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Just just a lot of hating that's refreshing. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
I'm just really getting in my hater bag, you know,
because I feel like it's not a lot of it's
not a lot of hating going on from me, and
I just need to I think I need to double
down in twenty twenty.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
Yeah, you've really been on like some positive ship.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
I've been on some positive ship now, but but on
some serious ship though it's mostly the music stuff. Like
I'm just doubling down on the music ship, you know
what I mean, Like because I let motherfuckers eat for
too long.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I've been.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Let's it's about that time. Yeah, and like raising my
kids or what if you have time.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
You know they make feeders now that like are activated
by that they got to eat multiple times a day.
It's so crazy, Oh my god, I don't even multiple
times today?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Are what are y'all. Yeah, yeah, it's something. Let me
see your pupils plates.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
It's crazy, Nah, Maryl's really a watch that because he
walked into the studio this morning and he just opened
up his jacket and a fucking jersey.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Fella.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
He's like, Yo, what the fuck is my son's jersey?
Just doing it? You know? My entire life, it's just
children's objects falling out of my pocket.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I am so glad that I'm just because you know,
some people are very private and you don't even know
that they have kids. I was like, I'm so glad
that I'm not like that, and motherfuckers know I have kids,
because if not, they'd be.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Like, Yo, what is this motherfucker walking around with so
much kids? Ship? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Well you got a pocket full of pushbops. You know
what I'm saying, Why you hanging around in school so much?
You know what I'm saying with Candy?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Oh what im saying? That's weird?
Speaker 4 (23:06):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
I got four kids, bro, That's why always got a
pocket full of pushbibs in a jersey and a fucking
tissue that's got books on it.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
So you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Yeah, Bro, my cause of shambles be yeah, but it's
mainly it's mainly getting the music shit off the ground,
like doubling down on this Hurst boys shit, doubling down
on this content shit man, like you know, probably streaming again.
I don't know, man, the whole My goal for twenty
twenty five is to blow up and then act like
I don't know nobody.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
My My my first goal of the year is right here,
right now, January January twenty.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Fifth night on Live in United Palace.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
You know what I'm saying, Hold up, be there on
b swear pull up, or you're an asshole.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Even if you gotta cut off your mom's that's it.
Even if you gotta cut off your kids, that's right.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Even if you gotta cut off yourself, cut off your dead,
cut off your it's a distraction.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Distraction, yo.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
So if you want to hear that pull up January
twenty fifth, you know, not the Palace, motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
God damnit. I will be there drunk. Okay. Yeah, you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
Trip, Yeah, victory like.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Antonio Brown, run on stage, roll with my shirt off
and ship like, yeah, we got security for that security
all that good ship.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
You know what I'm saying yeah, yeahna man, like yo, listen,
twenty twenty five is the year of victory. Like bro,
you know what I'm saying. We got masshit comeing. I'm
not gonna tell you what it is, but it's masshit coming,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
We got things go on. You know what I mean
that we're gonna. I think we prolmost make me tell
that's home. Yeah yeah, big things off to talk talk
to big tis off our world bots free now, but
you ever you ever is in fact free?
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Shout out to work. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Vibes called
tailor is free and the vibes is free.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
You know what I'm saying, vibration.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
It's because we gotta do it for us man. We
gotta do it for for for for for black and
brown folks. We gotta do it for the Dominicans, we
gotta do it for the Caribbeans. Because white people, white
men specifically, been taken way too many dubs lately. You
ever know you have you noticed that crazy bro Trump won?
Obviously we all know this. Jake Paul beat Mike Tyson.
Somehow Benny Blanco got sexiest man alive. Okay, Like white
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dudes is White dudes is up ten thousand right now.
We gotta re we gotta recap, we gotta we gotta.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Set the tone, reset the tone type ship. You know
what I mean? What did What was the last thing
you said? You said? Benny Blanco's sexiest Man Alive People Magazine?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Yeah, People is also engaged to and he's yeah, he's
engaged to Selena. Go man.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
You guys can decide whether that's up or down, but
he is. He was sexiest Man Alive.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Yeah, yeah, he was voted Sexiest Man Alive. Jake Paul
beat Mike Tyson Trump one. Uh fucking they got my
man and they got my man's Luigi.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
You know what I'm saying. Damn. So not only are white.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Men up crazy, the federal government is winning right now,
up thirty in the fourth.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Can't we can't, we can't let this happen. We gotta fouling,
We can't let this happen flagrant.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Yeah, you gotta start paying the reps and ship.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah, but I heard one of the poor brothers was like, Yo,
I'm retiring, We're retiring, which could be it could have
just been the coke talking you know what I'm saying.
But if they're retired, then that's one less you know
thing that we have to battle, you know what I'm saying,
because it's all up. It's up to us.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Really, it's the victory like crew, you know what I mean.
Nobody else is doing anything else. Yeah, you know what
I mean. You see when my nigga's doing the government,
they ain't doing shit. They're just sitting around. Eric Adams
is like, I'm on the fed room. Baby. No'm I'm
also a criminal.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
But let me let me walk with this little Italian
boy over here, like, man, get the fuck out of it, bro,
Like fuck you.
Speaker 6 (26:53):
Yeah, he really had the nerve to say that he
wanted to do the Purple Walk with Luigi because he
wanted to look him in the face and say he
disrespected New York. He said that Luigi disrespected New York
bye by doing you know, his little ship dick.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Eric Adams said that, bro, the man who basically been
motherfucking libraries and stole from New Yorkers, we should we
should do all a little Spanish lesson of the day
right now.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Translate.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try to.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
That and I get what you gotta have patience, bro,
And that really just means there's some bullfunck shit going on,
and you really you're calling on every good an ancestry.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
You got to give you any other patience you can
from breaking his bitch face.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Open, someone broke into Eric adams Is home. Well, Gracie
Manson On years.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
That I was like in New Jersey, was vis there?
Of course, of course he wasn't there. He was at
fucking Brown Sugar.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I think it was at Harlem social asshole, Bro. He
was at.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Even a goddamn bagging or something. What a fucking asshole.
I think Eric Adams, I don't think his his I
don't think his OS has been updated, not because I
think he's bald like on.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Purpose like Jadakiss.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
I think that he I think that he could grow hair,
he just keep it bald so that you know how,
you know how the old Max they got a ram
door on the back and you could take the door
off to replace the ram. So I think said Eric
Adams has a ram has a a ram door on
the back of his bald ass head, and you gotta
you gotta take that shut off to update the O
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s sometimes and I don't think it's happened in a
long time, because I feel like, bro, it's it's like
it's like New York is the only place that exists.
That man, that man is running windows three point one yeah,
in his brain like he's lost in the SA You
mentioned any other state and and it goes like like you.
Speaker 11 (29:20):
Know, sound but when you when you're trying to click
another window, and it's like like, Mayor Adams, what do
you think about what's going on in Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
He's like.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
This, it's the New York, New York.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah, his voice, his voice higher, Tennessee is the New York,
New York, New York.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Like a.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Slagger, Yo, you gotta throw him in a vada of lavo,
you know what. It terminated sticking in the ship.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
He goes like this, it's gonna be Harry, but it's
just for years to go last till he's like, he's like.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Good.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Brow, you just got to stick his head and rights.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
I don't think, yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Need a big ass, fucking jonder rice.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
Bag.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
That reminds me of my dumb ass mother, you know.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
You know.
Speaker 6 (30:30):
For for for Christmas Day, we had a nice little
sleep over at my brother's house and she couldn't sleep.
So I was like, I got you and put on
some good background noise. I put on mathif for versus
Holloa dawn Ship was fire.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
I forgot how good that was.
Speaker 6 (30:43):
And you know, my mom, dumbest focks, you only know
like thirty seven thirty seven English words.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
It helped out, Bro.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
It worked. She fell asleep. Oh incredible.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Wait wasn't that already the thing like the battle rap lullabys?
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (30:58):
Yeah, yeah, but that was just me and iris By
we had We were basically like, became one with my mother.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
That's that's that's people right there, that's healing generation. That
is generation right there.
Speaker 6 (31:10):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
I told her, look, you don't know what a fucking
bar is, bitch.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Shut the funk up. She was like, y'all don't dance
like gard Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Hell versus bath, half of versus Helen as a lullaby.
All right, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
It's better than white noise.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
Why I don't have children, Bro? Can you imagine?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
You imagine listen, this is gonna may might come across
a little weird, but I feel like you need to
have kids because there needs to be more of you
in the world. You know what I'm saying, And it's
not a glaze got them.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Because you know what I'm saying, Like, you're a great person.
You know what I'm saying. Like not to slip you
up episode one.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
But yeah, you appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
You know, you're very You know, if you were to
create more less bells, that wouldn't be a bad thing.
You know what I'm saying. We already got four marrows.
We don't need no more.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
You know what I'm saying, You could do two more.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
More?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Yeah, like like Dominican style or like what do you mean, bitch,
Like do you have another family? Hold on, stop playing
with my sist like that.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Bro, you're gonna have to relax bront to stop playing
with you, to stop playing with big h.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
You know what I'm saying, New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Spyers, You're gonna have to relax, talking crazy. Two more
kids would kill me, Yo, do you understand it would
kill me? I just pulled up here with a jersey
that I didn't know.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
There's no sports in the fridge job. You want me
to have children? These are my examples, bro, Yeah we.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Need that because again the white man dub is up
and it's going and it's going strong.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
It's not going anywhere. It's ridiculous. It's out of control.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Too many wins, too many bro, like.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Eli Muskus a president. Bro, if you didn't know that
he is, you know what I'm saying. So like strap
the fucking.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
We really just at like the final fucking level of fascism.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
So that's it.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
So this is my advice to y'all because I'm like
the elder statesman in here, you know what I mean.
I'm surrounded by youth, you know what I mean, except
for science watched too like me. You know what I'm saying,
And this is what I'm gonna tell y'all. You don't
have to pay taxes for the next four years. That's
my advice. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
It might not be good advice, you know what I'm saying,
But fucking rolling dice, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Just so everyone knows, Merrow is not a CPA. He's
never He's not certified to give anyone any type of advice.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I'm just saying.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
I also don't know that I'm going to heed that
advice personally, but I feel like it's coming from a
good place in your heart because Yo, didn't boys.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Say he's gonna do away with the irs.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
I know, I'm like getting like crazy with it. But
if you do away with the I R S, that's
like yo, and when you were in school, they take
out the home out of there. Now I'm going crazy,
like there's no oversight.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
I mean he The thing is the thing with Trump
and the thing with the thing with all those guys
is that like they're they're kind of just like a
walking fever dream in a suit, you know what I mean.
Like if they like they say, if any other guy
said any of the things that they say, like we
would all just be like, Ah, this guy's full of shit.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
What the fuck does he know? What is he talking about?
Speaker 6 (34:43):
Like?
Speaker 3 (34:43):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Like if some guy was just like, we gotta get
rid of the I R S.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
And then after that we're gonna and then I swear
to God, Kim, if you press the fucking button, Kim,
I swear to God We're coming for you. You you
hover over that button, I dare you to breathe over
that fucking button, Kim Jong, and you watch what.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
The fuck happens you too. Put stop fucking playing with
me like he really on his bully many t Draco.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Stop playing with them.
Speaker 6 (35:16):
I don't need this ship, bro. We got four years
at as motherfucker. No more impersonations, Bro, no more impersonation.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
All I'm saying is the Simpsons haven't been wrong once.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
They haven't. They've been preticuling in the future for years.
They did.
Speaker 5 (35:27):
It's what's the surprise, bro.
Speaker 6 (35:30):
White supremacy has literally been on the fucking rise for
our entire lives, and motherfuckers have been warning about this
rise of pure fucking fastest and the fact that these
politicians have ripped off their masks and don't even give
a fuck about a performance. Now these bitches will be
in your face and say, fuck you, we're taking your money.
I'm coming back in office. Fuck your children that can
(35:51):
die in school, We don't care.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
It's crazy. Yeah, my lions. Stop me when that's keep going.
Speaker 6 (35:59):
What do these motherfuck these motherfuckers literally say, Yo, your
children can die in school, you need cancer treatment.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Don't give a fuck, sorry, bruh.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
And then so here's my thing. Oh man, I was
about to say something that would get me on a
watch list. God damn it, A good thing. I pulled
it back.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
Victory is on a watch list, Bro, history right now,
or you just know, you just fucking know this ship
is absolute bullshit. You're on a watch list. If you
have a conscience, you're on a watch list. Bro, we're
living in America.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
If you've ever bro, if you've ever said, never mind, yes,
that is watchless.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
It feels weird to talk about the Luigi situation because
I feel like the last time we had some ship
like this happened, like on this major of a scale,
was the fucking Kennedy assassination. And I feel like people
thought that Lee Harvey Oswald was a patsy and it
was easier to talk about that kind of ship because
like there was no Internet and like and like unless
(36:58):
unless the cable guy was like a CIA agent and
he bugged your home, there was like no way to
really tell like who was talking about what. But now
everything's all over the Internet and you got people making
sacred candles of Luigi Mangioni's face doing the Benedict like this, right,
Like shit's getting weird. So you know, it's all jokes
(37:23):
and all that, but you know, our audience at home
on everybody watching, listening be careful what you say out there, man,
don't end up on a fucking list. Like, I'm pretty
sure there's something there's gotta be some type of info
about like people, Bro, don't.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Tell you saying that. I was like, yo, nine eleven
bro to Pictriot, it like there was just.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Like Yo, now we're gonna listen to all you motherfuckers,
Like yo, oh you want to have phone sex with
your girl?
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Bro? All right, Agent Johnson's making beef stroking off listening
to this ship right now? Yeah yeah, yeah, whole database.
That's the third one.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Yeah, fucking yo. So there's a there's a me got
the physics, but there's a memo that leaked from NYP
basically confirming like, yeah, we're listening to you yo, and
if you fuck with luigib we on your ass.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
Yeah nothing, that's not shocking news. It's America, bro, we
live here, you feel me like?
Speaker 1 (38:14):
And that was the funny part is it's like everything
was like oh.
Speaker 6 (38:17):
Yeah, it was like yeah, I mean, I guess it's
different because I feel like, of course police everywhere are terrible,
but being from New York, bro, and you've ever.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
Dealt with the NYPD, you just know that the NYPD
is a special kind of force. It's like a it's
like a gang.
Speaker 6 (38:35):
It's legit a gang, bro and they move just like
gang members, they curse just like like gang members. They
do whatever the fuck they want, just like gang members.
So I mean, if you've been alive for the last
fucking one hundred years, you know that anything that challenged
the status quo or white supremacy is it's like automatically
(38:55):
like no, no, no, no no, we got to shut
that shit down now, which is why they're going to
make such a fucking spectacle of Luigi. They're going to
make sure that he is punished so that everybody else
knows this is what happens when you try to challenge
the motherfuckers who really running the billionaires and you know
that the rich, powerful people.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
And I'm like, yo, that might backfire, bro, because I
feel like this, like my prediction for twenty twenty five
is like, yo, motherfuckers are.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Going to crash out. Yeah you know what I'm saying, Like,
there's there'll be a lot of crashing out in five.
Speaker 5 (39:24):
They already started.
Speaker 6 (39:25):
People have been fucking violent, everybody but yo, even me.
You know, I ended up in Times Square December twenty
sixth Bitch, I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
You know that's where you was at on my birthday.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
Bitch.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
Oh, yes, that's where you was at.
Speaker 6 (39:42):
Yeah that's crazy, bro. We got Yeah, we got caught.
My brother wanted to take us at as a quick story.
He wanted to take us out to dinner. We forgot
what Times Square is. Like, yeah, during that time, we thought, oh,
Christmas is not here, it is gone. New Year's isn't
ntil a few days away for apple Bees. Let's go
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to that Friscos. So we going down Friscos. The car
is giving us thirty minutes to get there, and the
ship is seven minutes away. So were like, yeah, let's
just park the car and walk.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (40:15):
We ended up in the middle, right next to the tree.
Speaker 6 (40:19):
We're trying to find a way to get to the
to the to the restaurant, and you can't because everything
is blocked off.
Speaker 5 (40:24):
One thing about me, Bro, I don't like crowds, and
y'all know that single party. I could do a crowd
for a little bit.
Speaker 6 (40:30):
Give me ten minutes. I gotta go outside. I'll be
back in three, but give me ten bro. We get
the fucking Times Square. No, lie, you see how they
be talking about the New York crackheads and sometimes you
see videos of them. That was me, the New York crackhead.
There was a single mom taking a picture with her son,
and I got so overwhelmed. I said, I'm trying to
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tow one to the crowd.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Fucked up. It's fucked up.
Speaker 5 (40:55):
So yes, I agree, people are gonna start crashing out
twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
It's gonna happen. Bro's gonna happen, like like, yo, listen,
the Luigia ship is like.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
It happened. He swoke, old boy. You know what I'm saying, Like.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Allegedly, Yah, yeah, that's the whole leg that's the whole
thing that's saying. They're saying he's a Patsy now j
Boord ship.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Like I'm like, he wore the sweater and all.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
Did you see that they was walking he was walking
in the court and like he wore like a near
identical outfit to the Kennedy to Lee Harvey Oswald, so
like through the court. Like so people taking you already
know you already know how the Internet is tinfoil fitted.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
You know what I'm saying. And I'm one of them
I'm gonna really get a tinfoil fitted. I don't really
get should be you know what I mean. Boys, You
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
But you did mention before Liz interrupted with her stupid
ass story that she told me about where she was,
about where she was your birthday, and Jesus Chris, you're
mad at me.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
She chose to go be stressed out at Times Square
instead of spent time with her bestie.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
That's crazy to me.
Speaker 5 (42:05):
First of all, Rainie don't even let fat bitches in
his house.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
That flash why he don't. First of all, fat bitches?
What's the first bitches?
Speaker 5 (42:18):
Because you needed a spotless apartment and then you pay them?
You want to pay them now I'm paying them, and
then you threw them out.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
Never see the thing dying. They restated, life will be
that as it may. Please let us with this memo
before I pass out.
Speaker 7 (42:40):
Man, right this.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Thememore mentioned briefly.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
That's according to your journalist Ken Clippenstein. He obtained what
a report hold.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
On, hold on God, big k clip no.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Okayli yo, it's a fire name, ran upon him in
the street, couldn't reach his clipping time.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
I had to leak a sort of press like my
name was clipping. Start on the mock up.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
Time and then they get a reaction. They gotta repeat
the bars seven times. I'm sorry, man, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (43:25):
There is a report produced by the NYPDES Intelligent Intelligence
and counter Terrorism Bureau on December ninth, which was blasted
out to law enforcement and counter terror partners across the country.
To paraphray, or to quickly quote one sort of tidbit
from the from the report base, the NYPD says, based
on observed initial online reactions to the shooting, including celebrations
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of the killing of a health insurance executive and encouragement
of targeting leaders across industries, there is a risk that
a wide range of extremists may view Mangion as a
martyr and an example to follow.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
I mean yeah, yeah, yeah, like dumb broa Like they
didn't even have to release that memo.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
That's like being like red and green makes blue. But
that's a that's an indirect way of saying we're watching you. Yeah,
that is fall in line, relax.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Like that's what that is.
Speaker 6 (44:19):
Yeah, you know, because they could have easily there's so
many other things that they don't count as terrorism, Like
there was literally a fucking mass shooter who targeted black
people and went to a black church, a historic black church.
There was another one who put who who puts slurs
on the bullets that he used killing black.
Speaker 5 (44:35):
People, Like those are actual terroristic threats.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
The bozo that went around purposely seeking out Asian women
to kill, that's not a terrorist.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
And fucking Daniel Penny getting acquitted Yead like, like what
do we it's it's not the same to Americas, bro.
Speaker 6 (44:53):
Yeah, they're literally playing in our faces and it's like
they're trying to Obviously we have seen such a like
so many violent things this last year, bro, just in
living in fucking America, the amount of violent things that
you see at the hands of police, brutality, at the
hands of just homelessness, and whatever the fuck else is
going on in this world. They see that we have
(45:15):
gone through so much, and people are basically like fed
the fuck up. People are at their tipping point of like, yo,
this is this, This can't be our life. So they're
basically like, nah, yeah, this is your life. But they
got scared because now people is like wait, wait, hold
on this.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
If we're gonna die anyway as well, take some.
Speaker 6 (45:35):
Money, yo, Like people are legit, like, yo, oh that's
an option. Yeah, and people they're scared because people have
never revolted in this kind of way.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
So cool.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
So that speaks to your prediction from earlier of like
is crash Out Season?
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yeah? Right, which is a callback to Yeah, we totally
didn't write that in.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
That wasn't on purpose, yo, but yeah, it's gonna happen.
It's gonna happen so real quick. As we're wrapping up, right,
we got lists of prediction twenty twenty five? Is crash
Out Season? What is your twenty twenty five prediction?
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Merrow?
Speaker 5 (46:11):
That was actually his? No, I think I just stole his.
He said crashed out Season.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
But you know what I mean, we share here. That's
why Stephen asked somebody stole from there.
Speaker 4 (46:22):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
Listen, I'll tell you what I do predict.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
I do.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
I predict a nationwide victory Light tour in twenty twenty five.
I'm not saying that.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
It's like, I'm not saying it's on paper, but I'm
just saying it's a manifest manifested.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
Wait.
Speaker 5 (46:36):
Oh, I'm saying a victory light in dr will go
fucking crazy. Oh my god, golts waiting for.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Us the same way that y'all be doing, like you
know how they do like group like parties or like
uh try out to brunch rounds, hold mees like they
would be like, Yo, we're gonna.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Do the ship in dr or like we're gonna do
shit in perto rico like hedonism. You know what I'm saying,
Like just straight new l like I like that?
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Is that?
Speaker 5 (47:03):
Is that what the idea for twenty twenty five is
first episode?
Speaker 4 (47:06):
Isn't that what we were doing before we got on
a video?
Speaker 1 (47:08):
Yes, that's challenging y'all and just to take us out
of here real quick.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
My twenty twenty five prediction is that Luigi Mangioni gets
a quick.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Jesus Christ, I'm lixity like like I'm ligity like like
like
All right, back again, time again, but listen, uh listen,
didn't it goes so great the first time? Now? But
you know what, fuck the third time? Second time? The charm?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
All right, that's here now, and uh, you know we're
gonna see I feel like we're a little I got
a question though, we early, Yeah, where the fuck is everybody?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
What's going away?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I know her though, Yeah, I know she's the fine
one with the puffy headed sweetheart.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, look at the Why don't you Why don't you
check the slack?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Why don't you check the fist check the fascism slack
and make sure that everybody's here?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
They?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Sweetheart? How you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I'm sure you want I'm sure you remember me very
forget So listen. I got a question for you while
my partner over there checking the slack channel, and I
was just curious, where is everybody?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Well?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
We came here to you know, we came here to
cause a rock. You know what I mean? You came
here to take the country back.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
One already won.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
What do you what do you want? One?
Speaker 5 (01:07):
You what you wanted?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
All right, it's listening.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
We might have won, but listen, winning is only half
the battle.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
It's on the battle right because listen, because what about
all these immigrants taking our jobs?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
That's what we're here, That's what we're here for. That's
what's pissing us. That's what that's the.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Problemy, you're just not good at it.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well, okay, well, why don't you tell him? They didn't
go right there? Hello? Is this the gate d for the.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Unfortunately?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Hey, how are you? My name's uh sirus Pat.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I'm here for the position of the systems and listen. Yeah, okay, so,
uh this is I just go in here right?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Take you fish from Get Lost? Excuse me, I can't
understand what you're saying. Man, speak English? What you are?
You are you? What are you talking about? This is
my problem here? You see? This is this is funny.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
This guy is doing of Paulie Walnuts from the show Sopranos.
Have you seen that show.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I don't even know who the fuck that guy is.
Go back to the country. They've got computers over there,
all right. You can't get you can't get computers puting
in your own country.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Well, so, yeah, it was that something you people are
well versed in.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Ill, Yeah, I was.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I am a citizen, but I studied English, you know
from a very early so as you can.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Tell, I speaking fluently so that I can't understand the
fucking word.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Both of y'all go circle jerk each other in the
fucking bathroom to fucking from forget the fun out of it.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I'm just gonna go to my job. You can go believable.
I'm gonna go see what this crazy?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
What the fuck is going on here? You know what
this ship? Bro, let's just go into call it. I
heard the better so bad again.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
They split rolles literally literally like yo, Bro, this motherfucker
look at this ship. Had his first game of the
(03:14):
season today. So he's like, Yo, I'm out mad videos.
I don't even know what these videos say, Bro, But
he's like, Yo, I'm outside, I'm practicing. And then he
sent me like a little timer, and then under that
it says proof, like you know, I'm proven to.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
You that I went outside and I practice for Bro.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
We don't care that you're an active father, brow, We
don't care about none of that. We don't.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Sending my kids.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Just now, right before we started taping this ship, he
doesn't listen. We want we want two single awares, bros.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Man, you're talking about this season to You know what
I'm saying. Yeah, season two one two were back. You
know what I'm saying, the demonic Now I'm not gonna
do it. You know, hold on listen, y'all have all
been anticipating this.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
I am so happy anticipating. These motherfuckers been bullying we
two and guess what.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
We deserved it. We deserve that.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
They were like, yo, hi, your niggas take man, little bit. Yeah.
I never seen the podcast take more breaks. I was like, yo, listen.
Mental health is important, okay, and the.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Ship that we've been talking about on this ship is
so mentally stressful that we got to take a break
every couple of months.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
All right, So you know what I'm saying. Now we're back.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
We managize everybody's tean and shit, you know what I mean,
We've been fucking you know what I'm saying each other?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, Jesus, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
This is season two, episode eighty one of the most illustrious,
fire dangerous, important podcasts on the planet.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
It's not even a podcast. I told y'all, it's abstract art.
You know what I'm saying. It's fucking victory. Like, bitch,
we got lists, mellow. You know what I'm saying. The
one and only Rambo, the.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Motherfucking Builder, and the fucking yap God, the rap god,
Radio Villa in the motherfucker house.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
You know what I'm saying. I mean certain talk to him,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
And of course behind the lens we got and Dudd,
you know what I'm saying, And we got the freakiest
freaky man.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
He's done things you don't understand. It's men training in
the fucking land, baby girl. You know what I'm saying.
How a him? He's single, ready to mingle.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You know what I'm saying. He's doing good things. He
drinking alkaline water and of course you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Oh he had he just pushed back twenty dumplings. Bro,
what are you talking about? He's off this ship.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I can't. He was doing time push ups. He's working
it off.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
And of course the reason that you're hearing this with
your ear holes is because we have the number one,
the best, the most decorated sound engineer, audio engineer, DJ producer.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Artists, creator. It's insane, yo, bro.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
They said on the they said on I G they
said I was gonna get here, with the button first, right,
y'all think I'm the certified yapper. Y'all was yapping all
up and down all our comments. Bro, I couldn't post
ship without somebody being like, yeah, this's cool.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
And all.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
A few slurs in my d MS.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Man, yo dropping music, you're dropping literature and ship. It
was like you need to put that book.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yeah yo yo yo bars though, God damn y I'm
enjoying the show with you. I'm like, bro, this is
a whole other shows coming in a comments, so like
the like.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, love you guys, and here we are because we
love you. I looked at that like this shit was
even looking at me because we love you.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
We're back, you know what I'm saying. Season two and
we live you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
And what's happening in twenty twenty five, were gonna get
into it? Uh like you know what I'm saying, Like
we got astro glad because white people are going crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I mean, like that's usually like the standard, but like
January sixth, like you're saying before four years ago. Gang, Yeah,
this she feels like it's a graduating class. Yeah, you
know what I'm saying, Like if you was a freshman.
Do you mean and you saw that should happened now
you graduated, You're.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Like, Yo, damn, Yo, that shit happened almost my youngest
son's entire life ago. You know, that shit was four
years ago. Griffin just turned five.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Like what And it's crazy because it's gonna be well,
probably not because you guys got like three years left.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
But I was gonna say, like in school, like.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I'm watched I'm forty one, so they think one start
they would announce Pearl Harbor, you know what I'm saying,
and be like, today is a day like over the pa,
like at homeroom.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Today is a day that will living in for me.
Today the nuclear bomb was it? And I was like, Yo,
what are they talking about? BROA.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Now I'm like I'm asking my kids. I'm like, do
they do that A nine to eleven? You know what
I'm saying, Like like, Yo, this is a day that
will living in for me. And I'm like, logic says
that in the future they're gonna be like, Yo, January
sixth is a day that will living in for me.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
I'm like, no, it's not white people.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Holiday, like the Liberation they close the banks. Yo, we
never got the Tubman twenty. The Trump twenty is coming up.
I don't put I don't put ship past.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
This country anymore that they don't have a j C.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
You ever played that game, the SIMS? No, it was
like you simulate, you just like make characters. No, I've
never heard of it.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
It's just like you make a Rainy and a Lizabelle
and they're tual characters, and you just like put him
in the house and you could do whatever the fuck
you want. You put a pool in the middle of
your house. You can set your house on fire. You
could put a pool and the person in the pool
and then pull a fence around and so they drown
and die. I'm like, the US government is playing SIMS
right now with real people. Hold on, you know what
(09:17):
that sounds like to me?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
What is sound like? Game?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Sounds like some.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Ship?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Yeah, talk, I'm playing a fucking SIMS. I just dropped
this diabo in the fucking pool and took the ladder around.
I never thought him how to swim?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I told him swim? I said, game sounds fun, Joe, listen,
get into it.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
But that's what's happening right now with the government. Bro
and It's crazy to me because it's usually everybody said,
yo oh.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Baba divided this country. He made everything about rays ooh.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
And it's just like I whatever, dog yeah, But right
now it's not even about that. It's about white people
and immigrant white people. You know what I'm saying, beefing,
you know what I'm saying, because Elon Musk is damn.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Elon Musk is essentially parading around the Internet as an
alter ego known as Adrian Dittman, and he's doing a
bunch of weird shit. Man, he's all over like four
he's all over a bunch of four Chan forums and stuff.
By the way, this is not confirmed at all. It's
just it's just it's just way too freaky not to
(10:41):
be Elon Musk. Like he put a filter over himself
and then he like got tight one day because he's
so if it's not Elon Musk, then it is like
Elon Musk's number one glazer on the Internet. Like it's
either him or it's like his biggest fan. And he was, uh,
I'm for the uninitiated. It's my favorite thing to say.
You already know that victory like gang. You know what
(11:01):
I'm saying, but for the uninitiated, Yeah, Adrian Dittman is
this weirdo that's just been parading around the Internet defending
Elon Musk at every turn. He's on Reddit talking about
like white people, like American white people being the worst
of the worst. He's all over four Chan doing that shit.
And apparently he got so sick of the Elon Musk
(11:22):
hate that the person who is allegedly behind the account
forgot to turn the voice filter.
Speaker 8 (11:28):
Back on, and ironically enough, some elements of the extreme
legacy Maga movement will have to deal with it as well,
because that's how it is. I don't hate the fucking
big tech bros, because out of all of them, Elon
is the only one that's giving all of these crackheads
a fucking voice. Get over it and get over yourselves.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
And their real voice sounded exactly like Elon Musk.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
What the apartment is that? You guys you're very stupid.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Well, you're all very stupid, and you guys all make
fun of me, I mean Elon all the time.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Embarrassing bro, that is so this is the thing that
fucks me up the most. Right, Like, fam, you are
the richest man on earth, and that he goes back
to like, your money can't unlame you. I was like, fam,
I would be so embarrassed. I would be so embarrassed if,
like bro, even on an everyday regular scale, like if
(12:23):
I like if I was trying to call.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
My ex girl and be like, Yo, what up.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
With me? Like trying to see she and then she
found out? Bro, I would jump over roof from embarrassment. Bro.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Even at the even at the Trump rally, you know
who he sounded like when he was like you were sure?
He sounded like the roach guy from Men in Black.
He sounded like the guy the roach.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
He sounds like a giant bug trying to squeeze into
a human suit.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Did you see him go? What the fuck was that?
I told you, Bro?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
He nutted on stage because that many people had never
been happy to see him. I think that's why.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Now.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
Yeah, that's one thing about Elon. You could tell he
craves acceptance like badly, And it's like, Bro, you're doing
this in front of the world, like we can see you, Bro'
that's so crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Do you know that I can see you?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (13:25):
But you know that now.
Speaker 9 (13:27):
Eli Musk got up on that stage sounding like the
roach from men in black Wood. I was half expecting
him to pull up in that motherfucker and somebody sprays
ass with some rain nah.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I'll tell you this.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
So now, the whole squabble between og Maga's this is crazy, bro,
because it's like it's like when you're a fan of
an artists and they got like kind of like two
errors and you're like, yo, I'm a fan of like.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Early Tailor Swift. I'm like a fan of this, and
I'm a fan of the RAS tour and those people beefing.
That's what I'm like. This doesn't make anything, bro. This
y'all are fucking dumb.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
It's get Richard dot trying fifty versus like massacre fifty.
You know what I mean, Like dog like these are
two fam.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Y'all are the same person, except y'all gotta go to
school the dumb ones, you know what I'm saying, and
then you can be the other guys.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I don't know if that makes sense, Guys up packet,
you know what I mean. Because Elon's whole thing is like, Yo,
Americans are dumb. You know what I'm saying, y'all can't
actually do the stuff that we need the Indian dudes
to come in with the H one B visas because
they are smart and they know how to do computer shit.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Y'all motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
When I go to order mcflurry and I give you cash,
you have an aneurysm, So we cannot hire you to
fucking program computers and do technological shit.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
So we're outsourcing all that shit. And now the og
Magat people is like, hey.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
You won to us.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
You tricked us. You said that it was gonna be
only white people doing all this stuff, and now you're
bringing the man in these Hey, man, how BB's and
ship in there? You got your name VVC. I don't
know how to say his last name because my name
is John Blue. Hey, what the fuck? You know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
And you got Laura Lumer who looks like Jigsaw in
the mix, like and she's like she's it's her versus
that's like the head, Like that's the main card. Is
Laura Lumer and Elon Musk going at it, you know
what I'm saying. And I'm just like, bro, like, y'all
are stupid.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Bro, this is gonna be literally fucking parasites That's why
I said last season you literally there's a list, bro,
there's a list that fastest people hate and they on
that bitch too. You leave them alone long enough, they're
gonna kill each other. That's why as soon as we
go on, they pour all the fun out, the fun
out of all of us. Give them a year or
two and it's a rap for whatever. Yeah, because it's
(15:46):
like those that type of person like needs they need
a group to hate.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Yes, they literally feed off of it.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yeah, Like they can't function unless they are hating on something.
You know what I'm saying, Like they would have did
numbers is at the at Chappelle show. Player hatersall Brook
that biscuit home Bro, hate hate hate.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I do, I hate you, I hate youmous that.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
White white violin, that white on white violence. You ever
seen a blond woman and a brunette woman. That ship
is Latin king versus. It's like it gets worse every year.
So like white people don't even like white people no more.
They be like, first of all, how you got streaks
in your head? You're not a natural blonde. And then
(16:35):
now they do the thing where it's like if you
are a white woman, let me see your Adam's apple.
They start to do the if you trans then you're
not white like they I'm telling you it's a it's
a brain eating bacteria.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
You guys, guys when you see listen to me. I
got when I was walking. I can't because it hurts me.
Stop it not the fuck.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Hey, guys, I have a question for you guys and
for the audience at home and the victory like us,
would you, guys, is Adrian Dittman a good burner name
because I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I think that ship sucks. What would you guys use
as your as like your birth like if you wanted,
if you wanted people to like I have no idea,
like no possible thread connecting that account to like the
kid marrow, you know what I'm saying, like and the
same same goals for Lisabelle, like you know, because I
could never do some ship like Booty Teeth six x six.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Everybody's gonna know that's me. You know what you do?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
You pick something that's completely diametrically opposed to who you
are as a person, and then you do that. So
I could be like Yo swiftye fan one an you
know what I'm saying straight out of.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Iowa by kids, sixty six kids.
Speaker 10 (18:14):
My bitch wife's sixty three, Heather, I love you, joke,
I swear she ship.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
She's like, I'm listening to recipes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Liz.
What would be what would be your burner name?
Speaker 6 (18:31):
My burner name, it would probably be lady dip set,
but I would have the Israel flag in my bio.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Fuck them on.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
And I'll have a Blue Lives Blue Lives Matter flag.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
You write and you write white man's whore on there.
Jesus Christ, they were never they were never what the
fuck it could never be like they'd be like, my
hold on this is that was what the hell?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I thought that was the whole thing. You guys, wait
a minute. They'd be like deliberately, that's a good one, yo.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
What do you bitch has motherfuckers have planned for this
new year?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Oh man, listen, I'm I'm enjoying watching the white and
white violins I have. Uh, I'm writing this book on fatherhood.
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, you know what I'm saying,
because Yo, the way you be writing, I'm like, Yo,
I gotta get on my ship, bro, because last belt
is nice with it, bro, and then you do like
(19:41):
the like that I'm gonna read a section of this
so I'm gonna read this poem and then you do
the fucking yo.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Listen, you did this.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
You did this ship when you read a poem, and
then you do like you did a video around it,
and everything that was said in the poem was like
happening in real time in the video.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
And I was like this fucking bitch, bro. I was like,
how dare she? I was like yo, yo?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
And then you made a blanket for your homeboy and
you photoshop like two photos of like people know.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I was just like, yo, where is how can a
human being be so thoughtful?
Speaker 6 (20:16):
Just?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
No more nice stumble compliments see first episode. All the
compliments are coming out. Now that's it, no more.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
It lasted too long, bro. You see the smoke was
coming out of her.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I'm gonna hold you.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
I peeped that post to and guess what the first
comment was?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
What yo? But when it's Victor coming back, they somehow themselves.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Ship.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Ever, Yeah, you made a blanket for son like what
first comment?
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Victory life though like eyeball, eyeb eyebill, like weill never
leave you again. We promise.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah, we're just live in this studio forever. You know
what I mean, We're not gonna know where we got water,
and we got these berry patches and cigarettes andrettes. We
got new new That's all we need, you know, Raddy?
What about you?
Speaker 5 (21:17):
What you got played this year?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Man?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Just just a lot of hating that's refreshing. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
I'm just really getting in my hater bag, you know,
because I feel like it's not a lot of it's
not a lot of hating going on from me, and
I just need to I think I need to double
down in twenty twenty.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
Yeah, you've really been on like some positive ship.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
I've been on some positive ship now, but but on
some serious ship though it's mostly the music stuff. Like
I'm just doubling down on the music ship, you know
what I mean, Like because I let motherfuckers eat for
too long.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I've been.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Let's it's about that time. Yeah, and like raising my
kids or what if you have time.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
You know they make feeders now that like are activated
by that they got to eat multiple times a day.
It's so crazy, Oh my god, I don't even multiple
times today?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Are what are y'all. Yeah, yeah, it's something. Let me
see your pupils plates.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
It's crazy, Nah, Maryl's really a watch that because he
walked into the studio this morning and he just opened
up his jacket and a fucking jersey.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Fella.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
He's like, Yo, what the fuck is my son's jersey?
Just doing it? You know? My entire life, it's just
children's objects falling out of my pocket.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I am so glad that I'm just because you know,
some people are very private and you don't even know
that they have kids. I was like, I'm so glad
that I'm not like that, and motherfuckers know I have kids,
because if not, they'd be.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Like, Yo, what is this motherfucker walking around with so
much kids? Ship? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Well you got a pocket full of pushbops. You know
what I'm saying, Why you hanging around in school so much?
You know what I'm saying with Candy?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Oh what im saying? That's weird?
Speaker 4 (23:06):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
I got four kids, bro, That's why always got a
pocket full of pushbibs in a jersey and a fucking
tissue that's got books on it.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
So you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Yeah, Bro, my cause of shambles be yeah, but it's
mainly it's mainly getting the music shit off the ground,
like doubling down on this Hurst boys shit, doubling down
on this content shit man, like you know, probably streaming again.
I don't know, man, the whole My goal for twenty
twenty five is to blow up and then act like
I don't know nobody.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
My My my first goal of the year is right here,
right now, January January twenty.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Fifth night on Live in United Palace.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
You know what I'm saying, Hold up, be there on
b swear pull up, or you're an asshole.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Even if you gotta cut off your mom's that's it.
Even if you gotta cut off your kids, that's right.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Even if you gotta cut off yourself, cut off your dead,
cut off your it's a distraction.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Distraction, yo.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
So if you want to hear that pull up January
twenty fifth, you know, not the Palace, motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
God damnit. I will be there drunk. Okay. Yeah, you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
Trip, Yeah, victory like.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Antonio Brown, run on stage, roll with my shirt off
and ship like, yeah, we got security for that security
all that good ship.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
You know what I'm saying yeah, yeahna man, like yo, listen,
twenty twenty five is the year of victory. Like bro,
you know what I'm saying. We got masshit comeing. I'm
not gonna tell you what it is, but it's masshit coming,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
We got things go on. You know what I mean
that we're gonna. I think we prolmost make me tell
that's home. Yeah yeah, big things off to talk talk
to big tis off our world bots free now, but
you ever you ever is in fact free?
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Shout out to work. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Vibes called
tailor is free and the vibes is free.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
You know what I'm saying, vibration.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
It's because we gotta do it for us man. We
gotta do it for for for for for black and
brown folks. We gotta do it for the Dominicans, we
gotta do it for the Caribbeans. Because white people, white
men specifically, been taken way too many dubs lately. You
ever know you have you noticed that crazy bro Trump won?
Obviously we all know this. Jake Paul beat Mike Tyson.
Somehow Benny Blanco got sexiest man alive. Okay, Like white
(25:27):
dudes is White dudes is up ten thousand right now.
We gotta re we gotta recap, we gotta we gotta.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Set the tone, reset the tone type ship. You know
what I mean? What did What was the last thing
you said? You said? Benny Blanco's sexiest Man Alive People Magazine?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Yeah, People is also engaged to and he's yeah, he's
engaged to Selena. Go man.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
You guys can decide whether that's up or down, but
he is. He was sexiest Man Alive.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Yeah, yeah, he was voted Sexiest Man Alive. Jake Paul
beat Mike Tyson Trump one. Uh fucking they got my
man and they got my man's Luigi.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
You know what I'm saying. Damn. So not only are white.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Men up crazy, the federal government is winning right now,
up thirty in the fourth.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Can't we can't, we can't let this happen. We gotta fouling,
We can't let this happen flagrant.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Yeah, you gotta start paying the reps and ship.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah, but I heard one of the poor brothers was like, Yo,
I'm retiring, We're retiring, which could be it could have
just been the coke talking you know what I'm saying.
But if they're retired, then that's one less you know
thing that we have to battle, you know what I'm saying,
because it's all up. It's up to us.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Really, it's the victory like crew, you know what I mean.
Nobody else is doing anything else. Yeah, you know what
I mean. You see when my nigga's doing the government,
they ain't doing shit. They're just sitting around. Eric Adams
is like, I'm on the fed room. Baby. No'm I'm
also a criminal.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
But let me let me walk with this little Italian
boy over here, like, man, get the fuck out of it, bro,
Like fuck you.
Speaker 6 (26:53):
Yeah, he really had the nerve to say that he
wanted to do the Purple Walk with Luigi because he
wanted to look him in the face and say he
disrespected New York. He said that Luigi disrespected New York
bye by doing you know, his little ship dick.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Eric Adams said that, bro, the man who basically been
motherfucking libraries and stole from New Yorkers, we should we
should do all a little Spanish lesson of the day
right now.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Translate.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try to.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
That and I get what you gotta have patience, bro,
And that really just means there's some bullfunck shit going on,
and you really you're calling on every good an ancestry.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
You got to give you any other patience you can
from breaking his bitch face.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Open, someone broke into Eric adams Is home. Well, Gracie
Manson On years.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
That I was like in New Jersey, was vis there?
Of course, of course he wasn't there. He was at
fucking Brown Sugar.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I think it was at Harlem social asshole, Bro. He
was at.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Even a goddamn bagging or something. What a fucking asshole.
I think Eric Adams, I don't think his his I
don't think his OS has been updated, not because I
think he's bald like on.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Purpose like Jadakiss.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
I think that he I think that he could grow hair,
he just keep it bald so that you know how,
you know how the old Max they got a ram
door on the back and you could take the door
off to replace the ram. So I think said Eric
Adams has a ram has a a ram door on
the back of his bald ass head, and you gotta
you gotta take that shut off to update the O
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s sometimes and I don't think it's happened in a
long time, because I feel like, bro, it's it's like
it's like New York is the only place that exists.
That man, that man is running windows three point one yeah,
in his brain like he's lost in the SA You
mentioned any other state and and it goes like like you.
Speaker 11 (29:20):
Know, sound but when you when you're trying to click
another window, and it's like like, Mayor Adams, what do
you think about what's going on in Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
He's like.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
This, it's the New York, New York.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah, his voice, his voice higher, Tennessee is the New York,
New York, New York.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Like a.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Slagger, Yo, you gotta throw him in a vada of lavo,
you know what. It terminated sticking in the ship.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
He goes like this, it's gonna be Harry, but it's
just for years to go last till he's like, he's like.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Good.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Brow, you just got to stick his head and rights.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
I don't think, yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Need a big ass, fucking jonder rice.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
Bag.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
That reminds me of my dumb ass mother, you know.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
You know.
Speaker 6 (30:30):
For for for Christmas Day, we had a nice little
sleep over at my brother's house and she couldn't sleep.
So I was like, I got you and put on
some good background noise. I put on mathif for versus
Holloa dawn Ship was fire.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
I forgot how good that was.
Speaker 6 (30:43):
And you know, my mom, dumbest focks, you only know
like thirty seven thirty seven English words.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
It helped out, Bro.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
It worked. She fell asleep. Oh incredible.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Wait wasn't that already the thing like the battle rap lullabys?
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (30:58):
Yeah, yeah, but that was just me and iris By
we had We were basically like, became one with my mother.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
That's that's that's people right there, that's healing generation. That
is generation right there.
Speaker 6 (31:10):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
I told her, look, you don't know what a fucking
bar is, bitch.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Shut the funk up. She was like, y'all don't dance
like gard Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Hell versus bath, half of versus Helen as a lullaby.
All right, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
It's better than white noise.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
Why I don't have children, Bro? Can you imagine?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
You imagine listen, this is gonna may might come across
a little weird, but I feel like you need to
have kids because there needs to be more of you
in the world. You know what I'm saying, And it's
not a glaze got them.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Because you know what I'm saying, Like, you're a great person.
You know what I'm saying. Like not to slip you
up episode one.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
But yeah, you appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
You know, you're very You know, if you were to
create more less bells, that wouldn't be a bad thing.
You know what I'm saying. We already got four marrows.
We don't need no more.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
You know what I'm saying, You could do two more.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
More?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Yeah, like like Dominican style or like what do you mean, bitch,
Like do you have another family? Hold on, stop playing
with my sist like that.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Bro, you're gonna have to relax bront to stop playing
with you, to stop playing with big h.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
You know what I'm saying, New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Spyers, You're gonna have to relax, talking crazy. Two more
kids would kill me, Yo, do you understand it would
kill me? I just pulled up here with a jersey
that I didn't know.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
There's no sports in the fridge job. You want me
to have children? These are my examples, bro, Yeah we.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Need that because again the white man dub is up
and it's going and it's going strong.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
It's not going anywhere. It's ridiculous. It's out of control.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Too many wins, too many bro, like.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Eli Muskus a president. Bro, if you didn't know that
he is, you know what I'm saying. So like strap
the fucking.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
We really just at like the final fucking level of fascism.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
So that's it.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
So this is my advice to y'all because I'm like
the elder statesman in here, you know what I mean.
I'm surrounded by youth, you know what I mean, except
for science watched too like me. You know what I'm saying,
And this is what I'm gonna tell y'all. You don't
have to pay taxes for the next four years. That's
my advice. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
It might not be good advice, you know what I'm saying,
But fucking rolling dice, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Just so everyone knows, Merrow is not a CPA. He's
never He's not certified to give anyone any type of advice.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I'm just saying.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
I also don't know that I'm going to heed that
advice personally, but I feel like it's coming from a
good place in your heart because Yo, didn't boys.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Say he's gonna do away with the irs.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
I know, I'm like getting like crazy with it. But
if you do away with the I R S, that's
like yo, and when you were in school, they take
out the home out of there. Now I'm going crazy,
like there's no oversight.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
I mean he The thing is the thing with Trump
and the thing with the thing with all those guys
is that like they're they're kind of just like a
walking fever dream in a suit, you know what I mean.
Like if they like they say, if any other guy
said any of the things that they say, like we
would all just be like, Ah, this guy's full of shit.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
What the fuck does he know? What is he talking about?
Speaker 6 (34:43):
Like?
Speaker 3 (34:43):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Like if some guy was just like, we gotta get
rid of the I R S.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
And then after that we're gonna and then I swear
to God, Kim, if you press the fucking button, Kim,
I swear to God We're coming for you. You you
hover over that button, I dare you to breathe over
that fucking button, Kim Jong, and you watch what.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
The fuck happens you too. Put stop fucking playing with
me like he really on his bully many t Draco.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Stop playing with them.
Speaker 6 (35:16):
I don't need this ship, bro. We got four years
at as motherfucker. No more impersonations, Bro, no more impersonation.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
All I'm saying is the Simpsons haven't been wrong once.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
They haven't. They've been preticuling in the future for years.
They did.
Speaker 5 (35:27):
It's what's the surprise, bro.
Speaker 6 (35:30):
White supremacy has literally been on the fucking rise for
our entire lives, and motherfuckers have been warning about this
rise of pure fucking fastest and the fact that these
politicians have ripped off their masks and don't even give
a fuck about a performance. Now these bitches will be
in your face and say, fuck you, we're taking your money.
I'm coming back in office. Fuck your children that can
(35:51):
die in school, We don't care.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
It's crazy. Yeah, my lions. Stop me when that's keep going.
Speaker 6 (35:59):
What do these motherfuck these motherfuckers literally say, Yo, your
children can die in school, you need cancer treatment.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Don't give a fuck, sorry, bruh.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
And then so here's my thing. Oh man, I was
about to say something that would get me on a
watch list. God damn it, A good thing. I pulled
it back.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
Victory is on a watch list, Bro, history right now,
or you just know, you just fucking know this ship
is absolute bullshit. You're on a watch list. If you
have a conscience, you're on a watch list. Bro, we're
living in America.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
If you've ever bro, if you've ever said, never mind, yes,
that is watchless.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
It feels weird to talk about the Luigi situation because
I feel like the last time we had some ship
like this happened, like on this major of a scale,
was the fucking Kennedy assassination. And I feel like people
thought that Lee Harvey Oswald was a patsy and it
was easier to talk about that kind of ship because
like there was no Internet and like and like unless
(36:58):
unless the cable guy was like a CIA agent and
he bugged your home, there was like no way to
really tell like who was talking about what. But now
everything's all over the Internet and you got people making
sacred candles of Luigi Mangioni's face doing the Benedict like this, right,
Like shit's getting weird. So you know, it's all jokes
(37:23):
and all that, but you know, our audience at home
on everybody watching, listening be careful what you say out there, man,
don't end up on a fucking list. Like, I'm pretty
sure there's something there's gotta be some type of info
about like people, Bro, don't.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Tell you saying that. I was like, yo, nine eleven
bro to Pictriot, it like there was just.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Like Yo, now we're gonna listen to all you motherfuckers,
Like yo, oh you want to have phone sex with
your girl?
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Bro? All right, Agent Johnson's making beef stroking off listening
to this ship right now? Yeah yeah, yeah, whole database.
That's the third one.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Yeah, fucking yo. So there's a there's a me got
the physics, but there's a memo that leaked from NYP
basically confirming like, yeah, we're listening to you yo, and
if you fuck with luigib we on your ass.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
Yeah nothing, that's not shocking news. It's America, bro, we
live here, you feel me like?
Speaker 1 (38:14):
And that was the funny part is it's like everything
was like oh.
Speaker 6 (38:17):
Yeah, it was like yeah, I mean, I guess it's
different because I feel like, of course police everywhere are terrible,
but being from New York, bro, and you've ever.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
Dealt with the NYPD, you just know that the NYPD
is a special kind of force. It's like a it's
like a gang.
Speaker 6 (38:35):
It's legit a gang, bro and they move just like
gang members, they curse just like like gang members. They
do whatever the fuck they want, just like gang members.
So I mean, if you've been alive for the last
fucking one hundred years, you know that anything that challenged
the status quo or white supremacy is it's like automatically
(38:55):
like no, no, no, no no, we got to shut
that shit down now, which is why they're going to
make such a fucking spectacle of Luigi. They're going to
make sure that he is punished so that everybody else
knows this is what happens when you try to challenge
the motherfuckers who really running the billionaires and you know
that the rich, powerful people.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
And I'm like, yo, that might backfire, bro, because I
feel like this, like my prediction for twenty twenty five
is like, yo, motherfuckers are.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Going to crash out. Yeah you know what I'm saying, Like,
there's there'll be a lot of crashing out in five.
Speaker 5 (39:24):
They already started.
Speaker 6 (39:25):
People have been fucking violent, everybody but yo, even me.
You know, I ended up in Times Square December twenty
sixth Bitch, I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
You know that's where you was at on my birthday.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
Bitch.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
Oh, yes, that's where you was at.
Speaker 6 (39:42):
Yeah that's crazy, bro. We got Yeah, we got caught.
My brother wanted to take us at as a quick story.
He wanted to take us out to dinner. We forgot
what Times Square is. Like, yeah, during that time, we thought, oh,
Christmas is not here, it is gone. New Year's isn't
ntil a few days away for apple Bees. Let's go
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to that Friscos. So we going down Friscos. The car
is giving us thirty minutes to get there, and the
ship is seven minutes away. So were like, yeah, let's
just park the car and walk.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (40:15):
We ended up in the middle, right next to the tree.
Speaker 6 (40:19):
We're trying to find a way to get to the
to the to the restaurant, and you can't because everything
is blocked off.
Speaker 5 (40:24):
One thing about me, Bro, I don't like crowds, and
y'all know that single party. I could do a crowd
for a little bit.
Speaker 6 (40:30):
Give me ten minutes. I gotta go outside. I'll be
back in three, but give me ten bro. We get
the fucking Times Square. No, lie, you see how they
be talking about the New York crackheads and sometimes you
see videos of them. That was me, the New York crackhead.
There was a single mom taking a picture with her son,
and I got so overwhelmed. I said, I'm trying to
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tow one to the crowd.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Fucked up. It's fucked up.
Speaker 5 (40:55):
So yes, I agree, people are gonna start crashing out
twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
It's gonna happen. Bro's gonna happen, like like, yo, listen,
the Luigia ship is like.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
It happened. He swoke, old boy. You know what I'm saying, Like.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Allegedly, Yah, yeah, that's the whole leg that's the whole
thing that's saying. They're saying he's a Patsy now j
Boord ship.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Like I'm like, he wore the sweater and all.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
Did you see that they was walking he was walking
in the court and like he wore like a near
identical outfit to the Kennedy to Lee Harvey Oswald, so
like through the court. Like so people taking you already
know you already know how the Internet is tinfoil fitted.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
You know what I'm saying. And I'm one of them
I'm gonna really get a tinfoil fitted. I don't really
get should be you know what I mean. Boys, You
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
But you did mention before Liz interrupted with her stupid
ass story that she told me about where she was,
about where she was your birthday, and Jesus Chris, you're
mad at me.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
She chose to go be stressed out at Times Square
instead of spent time with her bestie.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
That's crazy to me.
Speaker 5 (42:05):
First of all, Rainie don't even let fat bitches in
his house.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
That flash why he don't. First of all, fat bitches?
What's the first bitches?
Speaker 5 (42:18):
Because you needed a spotless apartment and then you pay them?
You want to pay them now I'm paying them, and
then you threw them out.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
Never see the thing dying. They restated, life will be
that as it may. Please let us with this memo
before I pass out.
Speaker 7 (42:40):
Man, right this.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Thememore mentioned briefly.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
That's according to your journalist Ken Clippenstein. He obtained what
a report hold.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
On, hold on God, big k clip no.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Okayli yo, it's a fire name, ran upon him in
the street, couldn't reach his clipping time.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
I had to leak a sort of press like my
name was clipping. Start on the mock up.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
Time and then they get a reaction. They gotta repeat
the bars seven times. I'm sorry, man, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (43:25):
There is a report produced by the NYPDES Intelligent Intelligence
and counter Terrorism Bureau on December ninth, which was blasted
out to law enforcement and counter terror partners across the country.
To paraphray, or to quickly quote one sort of tidbit
from the from the report base, the NYPD says, based
on observed initial online reactions to the shooting, including celebrations
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of the killing of a health insurance executive and encouragement
of targeting leaders across industries, there is a risk that
a wide range of extremists may view Mangion as a
martyr and an example to follow.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
I mean yeah, yeah, yeah, like dumb broa Like they
didn't even have to release that memo.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
That's like being like red and green makes blue. But
that's a that's an indirect way of saying we're watching you. Yeah,
that is fall in line, relax.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Like that's what that is.
Speaker 6 (44:19):
Yeah, you know, because they could have easily there's so
many other things that they don't count as terrorism, Like
there was literally a fucking mass shooter who targeted black
people and went to a black church, a historic black church.
There was another one who put who who puts slurs
on the bullets that he used killing black.
Speaker 5 (44:35):
People, Like those are actual terroristic threats.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
The bozo that went around purposely seeking out Asian women
to kill, that's not a terrorist.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
And fucking Daniel Penny getting acquitted Yead like, like what
do we it's it's not the same to Americas, bro.
Speaker 6 (44:53):
Yeah, they're literally playing in our faces and it's like
they're trying to Obviously we have seen such a like
so many violent things this last year, bro, just in
living in fucking America, the amount of violent things that
you see at the hands of police, brutality, at the
hands of just homelessness, and whatever the fuck else is
going on in this world. They see that we have
(45:15):
gone through so much, and people are basically like fed
the fuck up. People are at their tipping point of like, yo,
this is this, This can't be our life. So they're
basically like, nah, yeah, this is your life. But they
got scared because now people is like wait, wait, hold
on this.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
If we're gonna die anyway as well, take some.
Speaker 6 (45:35):
Money, yo, Like people are legit, like, yo, oh that's
an option. Yeah, and people they're scared because people have
never revolted in this kind of way.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
So cool.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
So that speaks to your prediction from earlier of like
is crash Out Season?
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yeah? Right, which is a callback to Yeah, we totally
didn't write that in.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
That wasn't on purpose, yo, but yeah, it's gonna happen.
It's gonna happen so real quick. As we're wrapping up, right,
we got lists of prediction twenty twenty five? Is crash
Out Season? What is your twenty twenty five prediction?
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Merrow?
Speaker 5 (46:11):
That was actually his? No, I think I just stole his.
He said crashed out Season.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
But you know what I mean, we share here. That's
why Stephen asked somebody stole from there.
Speaker 4 (46:22):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
Listen, I'll tell you what I do predict.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
I do.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
I predict a nationwide victory Light tour in twenty twenty five.
I'm not saying that.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
It's like, I'm not saying it's on paper, but I'm
just saying it's a manifest manifested.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
Wait.
Speaker 5 (46:36):
Oh, I'm saying a victory light in dr will go
fucking crazy. Oh my god, golts waiting for.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Us the same way that y'all be doing, like you
know how they do like group like parties or like
uh try out to brunch rounds, hold mees like they
would be like, Yo, we're gonna.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Do the ship in dr or like we're gonna do
shit in perto rico like hedonism. You know what I'm saying,
Like just straight new l like I like that?
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Is that?
Speaker 5 (47:03):
Is that what the idea for twenty twenty five is
first episode?
Speaker 4 (47:06):
Isn't that what we were doing before we got on
a video?
Speaker 1 (47:08):
Yes, that's challenging y'all and just to take us out
of here real quick.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
My twenty twenty five prediction is that Luigi Mangioni gets
a quick.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Jesus Christ, I'm lixity like like I'm ligity like like
like
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