January 22, 2026 • 56 mins
In this upbeat episode of We Talk Back, AJ Holliday and Tam Bam reconnect after quiet weekends, turning everyday moments into laugh-out-loud commentary. From battling freezing temperatures to candid reflections on weight loss, wellness goals, and body changes, the hosts unpack the realities of trying to live healthier in real life—not just on social media. They also explore trending health topics like peptides, diet shifts, and lifestyle discipline, offering honest takes on what works, what doesn’t, and what’s simply hype.
The conversation flows into hilarious and relatable discussions about dating standards, personal quirks, and the chaos of modern relationships, blending humor with real-life observations. The episode closes with a celebratory reflection on the podcast’s growth, marking five seasons of unfiltered conversations, friendship, and laughter.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to We Talk Back Podcast, the production of iHeartRadio
and the Black Effect Network.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
So we're just two unapologetically black women with an opinion
who talks.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
What's up, y'all? It's your girl, a j holiday, what's up?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Tam, bam bam. I love y'all so so very much.
Thank y'all for coming back again this week. I missed
you so much. How was your weekend? Girl?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
And eventful? It's Colon's funk outside like this is habernation. Okay,
I didn't do much this weekend. I tried really hard
not to leave the house. It was raining and as
a matter of fact, we didn't have one good day
kind of Saturday, and then Sunday it just was downhill.
So yeah, I've been in the house with my feet
curled up. My feet turned purple in the winter.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Purple.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yes, I don't get it. It's like maybe it's a
circulation thing, but my feet are really really cold in
the winter. And my nipples, your nipples turn purple.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
They don't turn purple.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
But if I look around and brush against something, even
if I brush against my own forearm or something, it
hurts so bad. Really, yeah, I might got something to
do with my low iron. But these nipples and feet,
I can very feel. My nipples don't have no feeling
in them at all. Like when the niggas stuck at
(01:31):
my titt I'll be like.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
What, I love it. I'll be pushing his head.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Down, because nigga, that's how niggas be when you're licking
the nipples and they like. You know, some men like it,
if some men don't, so I guess the ones that
don't are Tambam's right. I don't feel shit. Get off,
not as funny as fuck? Like, what, what's your titties?
I know they just don't have nerves.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Then, yeah, the.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Nerve sensation in my nipples. I don't feel shit. You
can pisch these motherfuckers off. I'm not gonna flip move on.
That's funny as fun stupid.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
What did I do going on this weekend? Nothing? Same shit.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
It was just too cold to do anything I know
I've been doing. I haven't had a carbohydrate since the
second and the scale is just not moving.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I'm about to say fuck.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
It and just eat what I want and just go
get lightpole like the rest of these bitches.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Because I'm just.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
The scale has not moved it went down two pounds
and then went right back up.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I've been looking into those peptides, not the ozempic shit.
They got like other shit out here to try to
regulate your system right so that everything, like all your
vitamins and all that shit is good that promotes, you know,
weight loss.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
They got peptides for like your skin. There's a million
different peptides, not really a million, but it's a lot
of different peptides for different things.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I feel like even Heart just came out with some
shit that's supposed to be like every the superfood of superfoods.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Like some of peptide powder.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, that has just like everything in it that you
could need as a human being.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, I need that.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I need that too.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
But I'm just pissed off because it's just like it's
been twenty days.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
I ain't had no bread, I ain't had no rice,
no sugar either. I ain't had no sugar.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Have you been working out though I've been walking, I
ain't been like and I did a little bit of weightlifting,
but I've been kind of waiting to go in to
the gym because it just be nasty in January. But
I've been walking like four of my Like the first
week I did twenty miles. The next week I did
like maybe seventeen. Like I've been walking and I'm the
scale is just not moving, and that.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Shit pissed me all mad. Today.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
It pissed me all so bad when I got on
the scale today. I almost went and got me a
cheeseburger and it was just like fuck it.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Why was I in the grocery store yesterday and just
something came over me and I was like, I'm gonna
eat a steak? Well really no, I ain't coming back.
I really feel like it's these fucking iron pills, Like
is it you know they red?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Is it blood?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Are y'all making me crave blood? Want a juicy fucking
little medium well damn burger, a medium well.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Steak like you might but you know what your body
might want some meat and not the meet a different
type of meat than what you've been.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Getting, some actual meat. I don't know, man, I just
never felt good eating meat anyway, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
So I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It's something that's fucking with my psyche that's making me want.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Like a a good real by. Is it the cracker
Jean tappening. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Is it like from taking those pills? Did they add
like some type of cracker?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Jean, I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
You know what a cracker is. You got them, you
got a groom crack of jeans.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
That's why you ain't gonna never not eat on meat,
fucking vampire.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I love beef. I love it.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Yeah, I don't know how my stomach and how my
body would handle it.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Y'all.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
It is twenty twenty six I have not had steak
since like twenty fifteen.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Okay, damn, might.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Might have even been longer than that, now that I
think about. I haven't had poultry since like twenty sixteen,
and prior to that, I was already not eating beef
and pork.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
So I had a long ass time.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I had all of that within the last forty two
forty eight hours.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah, and I'd be trying to figure out, like, why
can I not like I should be small as hell?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Right?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
No, No, because you eat because a lot of people
who don't eat me eat high carbohydrates, and that's what happens.
They eat a lot of carbs, and that's why they
don't lose a lot of weight.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Yeah, and I don't get enough protein in my diet whatsoever,
Like and you can't supplement enough, right, that's not likely
that I need protein. Like, I'm sick of salmon. The
salmon be tasting weird nowadays, it doesn't taste good. I
just I'm tired of cooking. I'm tired of eating.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
I'm tired of thinking about what. I don't want the
Aliens to bring a new meat down this motherfucker. I'm
so sick of the same shit. I wish they just brought, like,
you know, some hybrid shit. It's gonna be human Okay.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
You know, have you been seeing those articles or like
headlines that's saying like they found traces of human flesh
like in McDonald's burgers and shit like that.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Have you So, I've been seeing people talk about that,
Like when they say millions of people serve, they don't mean.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Like that they're they're serving us food. They're serving people.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
So when I think about these these iron pills, right,
because a lot of times like they are based basing
like our genetic makeup to somebody else's. Like just because
they need a certain amount of vitamin D, that doesn't
that doesn't necessarily mean, I need it, right, So what
if they have been putting things in the food to
(07:02):
make it more palatable for another group of people, And
that's why black people in particular are super sick for
eating this food, because it's really not for us to
be eaten. Right, so we don't eat Humans were not carnivores,
but there are carnivores amongst us. Okay, y'all can go back.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
To stay much a carnivore.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
When I say carnivor, I'm more so talking about like
me eating you bitch, like humans. Bitch, look at me,
look at this bit.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Nasty?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yes, so they fuck out and be putting some extra
shit in the food to taste good to that those people, right,
they put this extra shit in the food, and now
it's making us sick.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yeah, why do I want a fucking burger? Why do
I want a steak?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
You might need to just try like a little piece
and just see if it gives you energy or something
like that.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
I love me a ribbi bitch, make me bite people.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Let's get in the saying what we got going on?
So I know, I love listen.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I feel like Drew Ski is the funniest motherfucker on
the internet.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Okay, he loud.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Like, I just wish I don't know, I wish I
was like ten years younger, bitch, because I'll just be
if I didn't like, if I had the current mind
I have now to really not give a fuck even
more like I would be on the internet like Drew Ski.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Now, I just don't feel like that. It's not too late.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
But he literally wake up and make these fuck like
you've just gotta unlimited budget at this point, his views
being the millions, his comments being half a millions. You
see what I'm saying, Like this nigga is it's amazing.
But so he recently did this megachurch skit where he
was basically mimicking how to the megachurch pastors be and
(08:57):
the internet is divided, and you know it's the.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Black black people.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Okay, we got the Heathens and the Heathens that go
to church arguing. So people are like, oh, he's mocking God. No,
he's mocking man.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Right, I don't feel like he's mocking God whatsoever. I
don't have no judgment or jury for nobody under no circumstances,
do I ship? Yeah, the comments like look at all
the perfect saints in the comments. Look at all the
(09:35):
perfect saints casting stones that they ain't got no business casting.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
And you know the people, the people who don't subscribe,
you know, to the church, who may not subscribe fully
to the Bible and stuff like that, who haven't accepted
Jesus Christ in their life. Y'all niggas have. So I'm
a gentile. You gonna get judged before me because you
know better. So how you in the comments talk crazy
(10:01):
like at the same weight that you are judging somebody else,
or yeah, you're judging while talking about somebody judging.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Basically, Yeah, that's the part that's the irony of it all.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
That's why I'm like this. Everybody just be quiet and
cleaning their own house. That's what you need to do.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Even even the pastor there is like, he gotta clean
his house the same way you gotta clean yours.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
So that's what you need to focus on your ship.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
The funniest part is when the dude pulled up to
the pulled up to his Bentley or whatever at the
end of the end of the.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Ski get away from my com was so fucking.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Funny because those people do go home and take their
mask off, and that's exactly who they be.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Not always there are you know, there are good. There's
good and bad in every.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
And the ain't got a mega church.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Though they don't have a mega church, there is a
certain level of finessing you gotta do.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
I don't want my pastor to be broke though.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Me neither me neither. If I'm gonna go to the church,
you better be rich. And I do like I do.
Like when they teach they preach prosperity.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I like that, Yeah, get me too, But like lying
through the sky like that, I think that is extra.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
But hey, make it fun, shit, make it people want
to come, but.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Don't don't teach preach prosperity and act as if my
prosperity only comes via you. That's a problem. Yes, prosperity
comes from God. I don't got to go through you.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
To get to God. I agree. Whatsoever? What else you
got going on? So, twenty twenty six is the new
twenty sixteen. It's trending.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
So I don't know if you've seen it, but everybody's
posting their pictures from twenty sixteen. They're posting the old
filters with the dogs and the roses and flowers around.
Oh she sucks, y'all. She just stuck a hold. I'm sorry.
Then I was looking a back, y'all. They put a
banana so far down her throat just now, damn like
(12:02):
half of the banana down her throat while I was
trying to turn.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
You ain't catching me doing no tricks for free?
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Well, anyway, people are taking the dog filters, the old
ig filters, the mannequin challenge. I've been seeing people do again,
the water bottle flip era throw back music in thesteatics,
and it's given basically, we need fun again or something.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
I had to go back.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Through my Instagram because I'm like, what the fuck y'all
got pictures from from ten years ago? I'm like, mine,
you do have pictures from twenty sixteen.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Yeah, my phone, my pitching go all the way back
to twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Mine go back to twenty twenty. So I'm thinking maybe
I'm trying to remember when I switched over to iPhone,
because that was always an iPhone girl. Okay, I had both,
and I really just used used to use the Android
my personal phone. I don't know where the fuck is
my twenty sixteen pictures. I don't have a whole lot
(13:06):
and you're android, Yeah, you know, I almost went to
prison twenty fifteen. Twenty sixteen is like a blur a bitch.
I was fighting for my life. I don't got no
pictures of that ship. Bitch was stressed. I do have
one picture where I cut all my hair off because
my shit was thinning in the middle.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
That was.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
That was not a good year for me, So that was.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah, So maybe that's why I don't have a whole
bunch of pictures.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
You trying to hear about that one day?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Twenty twenty five really kicked my ass. That's the year
that twenty sixteen when I moved.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
To Charlotte back from Florida. Wasn't that bad? Twenty twenty five? Yeah,
that was year? You last year.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I thought it was a year before last because when
you broke your foot.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
I broke it. In the end of twenty twenty four,
it was going I was still booted. Yeah, in twenty five.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Like I drugged the foot into the new year with
all the bullshit or the foot drug you bitch, right, prime.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Baby.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
But it's so it's so weird when people start doing
these challenges. I'm always like, who started it, and what
was the purpose of it? Like, are the powers that
be just trying to get some images of us now?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
And then you know what I'm saying, trying to make.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Sure they know who's who, Like, we don't start these
trends and they just take off out of nowhere.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Right, there's probably some stupid shit, like just like that
six selve it's six seven and all the kids going,
it's some there's some of it, just don't be having
no rhyme or reason.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
No, that six seven shit is like some demonic shit,
you think, so, Yes, I did a whole deep dive
rabbit hole. Yes, that six seven shit didn't come out
out of nowhere. You see what I'm saying. And even
the song that these that the kids were singing at
six seven, let me stop saying that off of the
guy who raps the song. I forgot the actual name
(15:03):
of the song. Girl, that shit is listening to that
song is fucking crazy. Lemonic is Yes, so it ain't
nothing ever happens since not on this planet, not on
this realm, it'd be programming for sure.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Anyway, what else happened?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Oh girl, Okay, I feel like everybody on the internet
loves Drika Draka Gate, Draca. I don't know what her
with her Draka Drika, I don't know what her.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Maiden last name is.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
But Kevin Gates took to the internet on I guess
that was either Friday or Saturday, and he was talking
hell of shit. And I personally have never seen her
address him at all. She always looks so poised, grace, graceful, cute, nice.
I know at the live show last year, remember Good
Mom's had her on one of their segments, and they
actually asked her about the divorce that hadn't been made
(15:55):
public yet, and she basically gleazed right over that. She's like,
I don't know, y'all, bitch, just talk about the next question,
no comment. So for him to come out and do
a video, he's saying how their kids have been living
with him for the last two years, I doubt it.
You stay online with your girl, your new young girl
from your new.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Host to well he's married.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
He calls everybody his wife. See that's the thing. So
what he was saying, a boy, Draca, is that they
had an Islamic marriage. It's not under it's not like legal,
you know, no legal United States documents you know what
I'm saying, no legal marriage license is an Islamic marriage,
So it's probably he's making all these women his wives.
I mean the Bible say you fucking that's your wife.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Well then why he said she filed for divorce after
he stopped giving her money.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
But see that's what he's saying. He's saying, like, you
can't file for divorce because we not married. And furthermore,
I've been going since twenty twenty. He was like, I
was taking care of you while you was with that nigga,
and now you're just mad because money stop. He was saying,
how her and her family and Bells with money from
him to start to open up a hemp company ort,
not a hemp store, like a tac like a weed
(17:09):
bud store, and said it was only open for a
month because the funds were obtained illegally. All type of
little things he was saying. But I know for sure,
and I've been saying, is that that god damned Kevin
Gates is a warlock. And I believe that Draca is
a damn She's a witch and she was allowing him
(17:30):
her energy until she fucking wasn't the nigga's gaining weight,
Like at one point he was looking like her to me,
he was looking like he was morphing into her in
the face and looked like he looked like how he
was looking. I want you to go look at pictures
of Kevin Gates before and after and when he was
(17:51):
like when he got out of prison he kicked the
girl in the face. Look at him. That was like
twenty Was that not twenty twenty one? He started looking
like drake it to me, and I just feel like,
now he got a new host, somebody's energy. He's about
to suck because he's nothing about the fucking Thankivius.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
You know, that's all he is. And I mean she
was his manager.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
She is why you you are who you are.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Right now, and now you're trying to tear her down.
That's what the mother of your kids. I don't like it.
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
And that's the part that sucks about these relationships when
they dissolve, it makes you scared to get in one,
because that's saying it's a thin line between love and hate.
It is the truest thing ever. So I just be
very cautious about who I let get that close to
me because I'll be scared of some shit like this happening.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
You know.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Yeah, she's not even engaging with him publicly.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
We would have seen it, you know, we would follow her.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
So I haven't seen her. I mean, I've watched interviews
she's done. I've never seen her say anything disparaging about him,
even when people try to ask, she just kind of
skate over it. But here he comes attacking her publicly,
and I really feel like it's because she's she's paying
that niggas dust right now.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
He can't take it well, get well, Kevin Gates. Period.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
So what we're talking about today is the final episode
of season five. We've been doing this five seasons, girl,
five crazy years.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Where did the time go? I don't know? And y'all
know how hard it is to fucking talk this much,
like talk to damn much.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Yeah, we need to change change the d able to
show to stop talking.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Bit shut the fuck up, SDF you.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
So I wanted to do a thing episode about things
that we said on the show that we wish we had,
but I couldn't think of that, and I knew we
couldn't talk for long about that because I feel like
we're just comfortable with what the fuck we'd.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Be saying on the show period.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
So I just found a few things that we probably
might regret later to say today.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Wait, so we're gonna talk about this ship that we
shouldn't say.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
What We're gonna share it? Like, yeah, we're gonna say
we just gonna admit some ship.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
So we adding some ship to Wax. Basically we're adding
it and saying it on Wax.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
And say it so next season we can regret it.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
All right, when we get back, we gonna get into it.
The first one I have it you have that you
would never admit on a first date.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
You know in one of my last relationships, you know,
I'd be scratching my throat a lot.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Yeah, I was about to say that same ship, and
I remember my egg said someone's like.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
You're gonna do that your whole life, And I said,
shut up.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
See I guess like I don't feel like that scratches
my throat? Good that I go. I do that. I
do the finger, I do the tongue.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
I really like the silent one, like use your tongue
to scratch the back of your throat. I suck mm hmmm,
dog Like when the shit get real bad, like I
gotta get out the bed and get me some zy
tech right then and there. But my boo gotta understand that, yes,
I have had this problem my whole entire life, and.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Yeah I don't I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
I just got fucking allergies some rkle so I'm alertic
to all types of shit and I still be eating it.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
So I may not tell somebody that on the first date.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
They might hear it, though my fucker hard to do
it on the first date.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Though, SA say I wouldn't do it on a first date,
but I eventually stop it.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
I gotta excuse myself.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
And do it in a bathroom, or do it somewhere else,
or find a reason for that nigga to leave.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
But I'm just gonna, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Let me see what I'm trying to think. What else
I would never admit on a first date.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
A habit? It is a habit, though not a it,
just it has to be a habit. Mmm, I don't
know what is? What is something?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
I got a problem with creating habits. I don't have
enough habits, so I don't know.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
I don't know. Be a different Gemini every day, bitch,
all right? Something you judge. I might not tell a nigga.
I'm a Gemini, all right, Something you judge people for,
but also you do. I don't know what you think
I got.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
I watched Batties and I judge, but she said, like,
how are you watching that garbage TV?
Speaker 4 (23:05):
And then I'll be watching it.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
I love Batty's, something I judge other people for that
I secretly be doing. Let me tell you who I
like on Batty's while you thinking I like I like
lex names. I always wanted to like Lex. I did
not like her before, but I like her this season.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
I like DTB. She not on this season though, she's
so funny. I miss her on the show.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Is a lex girl, the one from South Carolina?
Speaker 4 (23:33):
No, that's that's a different show. She ain't all no more?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Okay, no Lexus. I don't know where Le's from, but
I do like her now. Scotty my favorite. She from Charlotte.
I think she's from Charlotte, but I ain't never see
her around in Charlotte. But then I guess I don't
be outside no more either. You're thinking of your thing
while I'm telling the people.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
I can't think of anything I'd be judging people be
for because I listen to y'all know, I'm highly judgmental,
and I'm trying to think, like I don't really have
a thing that i'll be I practice what I preach.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Sound really, can you think of something that you judge
and i'd be doing. I don't know. Hm hmm, I can't,
but I ain't gonna say her on here. This is
an episode finished you all right, A routine you'll be
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embarrassed to explain out loud.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Man.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
This is essentially the same thing a habit. Yeah, a routine.
I just said, I can't even form habits.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
One of mine is like, all right, so I really
need to see a chiropractor. And since I broke my foot,
I feel like my hips are off. So after I
been sitting a long time, my ship start feeling stiff.
So I'll be having to like drop down and get
my ego on. And you don't want to have to
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explain to somebody while you t working in the middle
of dinner. Yeah, like, why is you dropping it low?
Why you down low like that? Because my hips is
tight and they're good, and it don't feel good.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
You know, you gotta get on the floor and like,
you know, do like the froggy and get your legs
spread out as far as possible.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
And I be doing that shit. It just don't seem
to be helping, Like I need to go to see somebody.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
I shit be.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Sounding like you know, remember how we used to have
like trapper keepers and he used to have the metal
prongs down the middle and you open it.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
And click it back together. That's what my hips sound
like when it clicked. That's a mind sound. When I'm riding, dick, bitch,
I'll be hearing it.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
I should be clicking and I can feel it like
and i'd be right there, bitch, in there with the beat,
drop the beat. I don't know if it's my knee
on my hip, it's one or the other. But I
be feeling something and I know the nigga be hearing it. Right.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
That's how my health is sounding now.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
I don't know if I had a routine that I'm
embarrassed to explain out loud.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
I feel like we be telling all the things, like
I know, even in relationships outside the podcast, like I
talk too much.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
I've been over shared all the shit. So I'm trying
to think of.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
I don't know, I don't know. I mean, I'm embarrassed
about my closets. I'll be honest, I'm embarrassed about my closets.
I'm embarrassed about my drawers. I've seen a Nigga post
on Instagram one day was like, you could tell a
lot about a woman when you go to the house,
Like either it'll just be like just super messy as
soon as you walk in, or look nice on the surface,
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but then they got a bunch of.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Shit in the closet.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
I'm like, first of all, okay, the divine feminine is
highly chaotic. Okay, it's straight chaos.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
So on the surface, my shit is together.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Bitch, You open a closet, and that is really my
life for real. You open a closet, you open a drawer,
you open a cabinet. No, you're not going to see
the labels face in front. It's a fucking mess, refrigerator
or damn mess. And I struggle with this ship all
the time. I literally will clean my closets all the time,
and I just have a problem of putting shit back back.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
It's just when I gets like, once I get dressed,
everything just go everywhere. Sometimes it's I don't right you know.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
How some people have like they can get dressed in
the room, will be clean before they leave. Yeah, I'm not.
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
It's like packing close and unpacking it.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Right.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
So when I got back from Barbados, I unpacked my suitcase,
but I.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Didn't put nothing up.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
And in my mind I did a good deed because
the suitcases are empty, right, because before my ship would
be in the suitcase for a whole month.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Now at least the suitcase is empty.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
But all the fucking closes is falling over out of
a bin in my spare room, and I just keep
closing the door on it. That's my life, that's my
brain right here, because it exists exactly now. That's and
that's the problem, all right. A lie you tell yourself regularly, Oh,
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I can lose them fifteen pounds by next month.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
But I already started telling myself that about fucking Valentine's
They bitch. If you didn't lose it last monight, the
fuck are you about to lose it by February?
Speaker 3 (28:15):
At one time, I lie to myself all the time.
Every night I go to sleep, I lie about waking
up and going to the gym.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
I do I be lying on myself about the gym too,
and then I just like to put it on how
nasty the gym is.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
But really I just haven't been feeling like that. You
just said the gym was nasty.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
What you meant by that though, because I know January one,
the gym be full of a bunch of people who
are about to be the first couple.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Of weeks, it do be a lot like it'd be
very like a lot of you go in the gym
bathroom on the first three weeks of the year. It
is disgusting the machines. People don't clean their machines and
be sweat all over it and it just be gross.
And I still probably should go, but I just blame
it on them, right, I got the whole apartment complex gym,
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nobody being They got new equipment. But in my mind,
because I can't get to the gym I want to
go to, I can't work out.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
First it was the watch.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
My fitness watch wasn't working properly. They brought me a
new one for Christmas. Like, bitch, if I go to
the gym and leave my waist trainer, I can't work out.
If I go to the gym and leave my headphones.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
I can't work out or I will not work out
with our headphones. That shit sucks. It's so boring. I
want to stop doing this with myself. Man, I'm full
of shit.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yeah, a situation you stayed in longer than you should
have for convenience, all of them.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
What are you talking about? I feel like that is
the reason why you end up in situationships. You know
you ain't supposed to be in any way. Obligation, convenience.
You lying to yourself it might get better, you know,
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
I remember, this is so fucked up because I was
ready to break up with my boyfriend when I thought
I was about to get this job.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
This was many years ago, and then when I didn't
get the job, I wanted to stay together.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
What fucking job was that?
Speaker 4 (30:15):
And how much was they paying? He was like, you
was ready to you was ready to be out of here.
Now you can't get that job, and now you're ready
to say I was like, that's not true, that's not true.
It has nothing to do with that. It had everything
to do with it.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Whole time I was trying to be a flight attendant
for Delta. Oh and I didn't get it because it's
tattoo on the side of my hand.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
They saw it. Oh really, I didn't. Yeah, I meant
that I forgot to cover it with make up.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
I didn't know that they had those type of stipulations.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Yeah's interesting that I want to be looking at people.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
I thought you was about to say, because your bookie
would be like going through the knockball.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Y'all, don't make no mistakes.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
I ain't meant to be nobody's flight attendant our First
of all, my ass would be knocking people over the
whole time, like the flight attendant's ass.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Is so big.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
I always feel like that when I'm walking down I
just feel like I'm hitting everybody with all my ship
in my ass walking down the out.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
And then I'm like too scary to be anybody's flight attendant.
So the slightest I'll be fasting on the plane.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
So you never sit in the exit row, I guess
because you got to help people before, but you.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Ain't but to hold nobody. You're probably gonna take the
door off. I say, yes, we're gonna see what happened.
They're gonna see your ass if they see you run
off the fucking boat.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
I mean run off the plane you had already told.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Y'all did y'all did not trade me for no emergency situation.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
It was to read the pamphlet you s puts to
read the door. I read that ship, and that's how
I knew how to open it.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
I I din't coprahend. They want a verbal yes from you.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yeah, all right, what's the next clad? Something you pretend
doesn't bother you while you think about it?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
I got one.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
When y'all have them boho braids and y'all stop brushing
that the straight the curly hair in it, and it
just be madded in the braids, and y'all don't like
take time to like separate that curly piece from the braid,
and it just looks a fucking mess. I act like
it don't bother me, but it drives me so crazy.
I just want to like run up on a bitch
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with a brush. It just.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Don't Boho braids with the curly pieces.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Yeah, And it's just like people act like they just
regular braids and they don't have to do nothing to
they curly piece.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Oh, they gotta calm it out and put some moos
on it and stuff to that shit just be walking.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Around that shit.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Just mad, mad at a hell, look at fucking it's
crazy that shit bothers my.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
So something you something, something you pretend doesn't bother you.
That bothered like it urks me. And if you got
them both hoos in right now, I want you to
stop what you doing, get a brush.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
I don't know. I guess I got a lot of
personal things that bother me about people situations that I
just don't be saying shit about. And I look, I
still don't want to share it on the podcast because
it's like about people. It's not necessarily about like I
don't know, just random people. I don't have a thing
about random people. I gotta think about motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
I actually know that I'd be biting my tongue about, Like, bitch,
why is just.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
So fucking for free your light's off? I'm mad about that.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
If you don't pop that pussy for five niggas to
ask each of them one hundred dollars and stop calling me?
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Right, No, I agree, that's the type of shit I
be mad about.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
God, that is a good reason to be upset, because
as well, why are you mismanaging your vagina like that?
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:07):
All right, So this next segment out of context. It
is the next segment.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
I once decided not to text back.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Because I just didn't like the sound of a nigga voice.
You ever had somebody like voice, just rk your nerves like,
it just don't sound good.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
I got a friend of mine. He has like a
real long tongue, like a listen to. I don't know
how it feels, but he has a very long tongue,
and it just it just sounds slack, just sound a
fucking slack when he's talking.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
I don't feel like it.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
I don't fucking feel like talking to you because it's
just how you got a mouthful of spit.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
Yeah, just thick tongue, like the tongue thick in your
mouth or something.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
I like thick tongues, but this one, I don't know
what the hell it's like. And he got like a
crazy ass like it's a whole lot of So that's
not the reason it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
I just stopped talking to him because I just couldn't
stand the sound of his voice. And I know that
sounds so mean, but it's honest, you know, I couldn't
stand it.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
No, I've hung up for people on people for less like,
I just I don't know. I've started hanging up when
people mid conversation, actually like I don't want.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
To no more. You'll say something. I listen my goal
to like this is my mama calling.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
I won't say nothing. I just act like the phone died.
I just act like the service is disconnected.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
I don't call back. I don't feel like explaining ship.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Well, got like a victorious for st ending the conversation,
and just like I call you back and hang up
Charlemagne the god.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
For that, you just call you as to the phone.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
No, he'll call you and start a conversation with you
about some shit and then after however long he I
guess he's done with the conversation.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
I gotta go click. Oh it's so oh it pissed
me off so bad shame. I secretly believe that that
I am a mermaid. No, definitely, I mean, why wouldn't
we be. I really believe it, though, like people be thinking,
like when I say that, they be like, oh, my God,
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tell you here you go with your bullshit.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Do you get your hair wet at the beach?
Speaker 2 (36:21):
My hair is braided up under my my weed. Do
you go under the water. No, you're not a fucking
I am a mermaid.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
I'm a mermaid. The only reason I don't know under
the water is because I can't get my weave wet.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
You know.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
I did all this preparation for Barbados, and I barely swam,
like the police. We stayed in was like on the beach,
but it was so many rocks, like under the water
they got in there, it was rocky as fuck, like
it hurts walking on it. And then when we did
go like to the nicer beach with the calm, I
just want to lay out there. I really didn't get
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in the beach, but bitch, i'd be like in a
swim and I'll go far out.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
You ain't no damn mermaid. I am a mermaid, bitch.
See you what't know that they say I am.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
My second friend told me I was descended, and I
believe that. Okay, I'm a sky rid as a.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
Matter of fact, all right, I secretly believe that the
Earth is flat. You know that, y'all probably know that.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
And when I say flat, okay, when people who are
a flat earther is I'm not a flat earther or
whatever that is.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
I'm not an earth anything.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
But when we say that, it's not to say like
it's flat like a piece of paper. It has texture
because obviously.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
We got mountains and plains and rocks and all this stuff.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
It's just not a ball, right. I believe the Earth
is sphere shape or oval like shape. Matter of fact,
if y'all go look at the United Nations symbol for
the United Nations, that is how the Earth actually looks.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
It is not a ball.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
I'm not driving from South Carolina and I can keep
driving north to Canada and I could keep driving around
the Earth and then end up I don't know, in
Mexico somewhere. It's not happening. Okay, the sun in the
moon is out at the same time every day.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Explain that.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
And most round earthers will say that gravity explains the
round Earth theory. Gravity itself is still a theory. It
hasn't been proven. It's literally a theory. So yeah, I'm
secretly a flat earther. I don't know if that was
really a secret though.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
You know, do you see that video where that guy
was like trying to explain to my wife that the
Earth is flat. It She's like, it don't matter if
the Earth is round, to flat.
Speaker 5 (38:57):
I'm still have to pay bitch ass feels oh motherfucker.
Either way, the thing is that that's where it starts at. Though,
right if we question, that's a big ass fucking lie.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
That is a huge lie.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
You have to think about why would they tell that lie? Right,
if it is actually a lie, why would they tell
that lie? Why would they lie by ever having been
to the moon. We gotta look at those things and
understand it's not about all we still have to paint nels.
It don't matter. It does matter because once we start
dismantling all the lies, we get to the truth and
you realize we supposed to be living for fucking free.
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We actually force them to stop acting like we need
to be paying for lights.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
When lights, the lights, when lights, Electricity is all around.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Us, water is free, you know, all of this shit
is fucking free.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
Shit's free. Animals.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Just like as soon as I get out the bed,
Dasha gets right in my spot. I could send you
a picture where she's like literally laying on my pillow,
like how I would be sleeping in the bed. We
should be able to do that as humans, like we
literally get pimped higher animals.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
By the animals. I want to be an animal.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
All right, what's the what's the peddious reason you've been
annoyed recently?
Speaker 4 (40:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
I don't like people asking me questions. Really, some fucking
talking to me sometimes I just don't, you know, I
don't know, like I don't be feeling answering questions sometimes
and then it depending on who it is. I do
get hella annoyed. Its secretly though, I just be like, bitch,
Like this guy, I know he was he was asking
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me and this is via text. Also, I don't feel
like answer no questions via text, bitch, because it might
take I don't know, a very long text message to
answer a question like why are you even asking me
questions via text?
Speaker 4 (40:53):
Really? I don't mind because I just ignore it.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
I see, I feel obligated to respond.
Speaker 4 (41:01):
I don't know. If you ain't did nothing to me,
I feel like me not respect. Can you tell them
how many unopened texts? Can you see? That? Does that
say four thousand, four thousand, four hundred? Oh yeah, that's
mostly fashion over bitch, cut it out, But I would
leave you right sitting right there.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Your phone is going to break.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
Girl.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
You gotta get that off the I just.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
I definitely need. It's just so much. How can I
get go through it? At this point? Let me tell
you the petitious reason I was annoyed and I had
a little.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Attitude because my sock kept on going down. Have you
ever had your sock go down in your shoe? Ain't
no matter how much.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
You pull it up if you fly.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
One of my favorite posta Instagram was like, I look
like I'm alright, the deep done inside.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
My socks are sliding down so bad. You ever had
some leagas that just won't stay up and it'll keep
creating this space.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
I'll be all in the grocery or the leg calck
in the air, like you gotta kick your leg up
and pull your legings up.
Speaker 4 (42:04):
I'll be doing that, annoyed, Like the fuck.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Anywhere I'm pulling my legings up. I'll give a fuck
who's watching me too.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
I'm snatching them up because I cannot walk with that
gap between my leg First of all, I don't know
when the last time I wore a real pair of pants.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Let's go there. I got so many pairs of legons.
I got so many pairs of legs, y'all.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
Matt Collection I got every color they got, every color
legging they got, I got it.
Speaker 4 (42:38):
I don't even wear real.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Pants, and you know that's kind of messed up. And
I was asking my mom because I looked at a
picture of her. I'm like, how the fuck was y'all
getting inside those jeans with no stretch? The dnim had
no stretch.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
No stretch whatsoever. And y'all was really literally just fine, yeah,
because it was all right, a standard you have that
you don't fully meet yourself. I'd be wanting motherfuckers to
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be on time and then I'll be late.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
Oh really, I feel I feel like that's all people
in the beauty industry. All yall beauticians be like that,
y'all got all these stipulations, the mute. I'm not that bad.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
I'm not bad as these new hairstylests, Like I don't
be tripping.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
But it's hard.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
It's hard, Like if I'm I try to be on time, right,
I try my damn this to be on time, especially
when people bring me money.
Speaker 4 (43:39):
But then if you don't, if you late, it fucks
up the whole day and everybody.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Think it's just it's my fault no matter what I'm
even if I'm on time if my client is fifteen
minutes late, and it just makes my day be behind.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
What I mean, But either way it is your fault.
Speaker 4 (43:55):
Is your fault. If you're a late, is your fault
of the other client was late? Yes, but they always
think it's like Tammy's just late. But it's not because
they calculating in the times you relate that.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
No, I'm just saying, like, sometimes it's just not me,
you know, it's just things I can't control.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
The last time I got my makeup done. You know,
because when you book an appointment with these makeup girlies,
they'll send you a whole slew of rules so you
can't be on your phone all the different shit. So
the thing said you cannot come fifteen I mean, excuse me,
don't show up more than five minutes early, and after
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fifteen minutes your appointment canceled.
Speaker 4 (44:36):
I'm like, this is so strict.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
When I tell y'all, I was sitting outside in that
girl's talking a lot because I did not want to
miss my fucking makeup appointment. But that is Isn't that
really strict? Don't come early, bitch, but you a couple
of minutes late.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
It's over for you, right, But maybe I need to
be like that. So but I don't mind if you
come early, but I guess you was at a bitch house.
Don't come to my house. Don't come to my house early.
I feel them on that, and it's a line. Just
sit in one of these seats.
Speaker 4 (45:09):
I'll be with you. But at the house, you just
sit in my fucking living room.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
A standard do you have that you I feel like
I don't answer none of these shit. A standard do
you have that you don't fully meet yourself?
Speaker 4 (45:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
I can admit to this, And I think this might
just be everybody when you cohabitating. You know, everybody benefits
off of a clean space when everybody's level of cleanliness
is just different, right, it's just subjective. So what I
realize now, having, you know, living by myself, when I
don't put some shit back like it's only me that
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has to put it back, right, I'm not like somebody
else put some shit up there and they just taking
three days to move it, Like I'm fucking annoyed, even
though I might put some shit out right now living
by myself and it's okay, but lets somebody else do
it it's.
Speaker 4 (46:02):
A fucking problem.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
Like I experienced that shit at my mama house. Like
my mama acts like she's the cleanest person on the
fucking planet, but she she got her little ship. Then
you point out and she's like, I don't do that, Yes,
you do, you do, but it's just the the it's
just the fact of somebody else doing it that bothers
this shit out of people.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
Yes, so my best friend, like, if you pool more
than one, maybe two paper towels, but if you know,
you shouldn't even snatch too. But I just see her
pool three at a time. That's her paper towel. But
if I get more than one, it's World War two
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in this bitch. I don't know why humans are like this, Like.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
If I fuck up, it's on me, But if you
fuck my shit.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
Up, I'm fucking passed. Like I'm mad.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
It's just it's just I just rather me fuck my
own stuff up than you, because i'ma be triple times
more mad at you, because I feel you should be
careful with other people shit, more careful, right, yes, more
careful than I am with my own right? All right,
Oh no it's not the last one. A little bit
more all right, something about dating, you know sounds unreasonable.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
I mean, I just want a nigga to give me
money day one, you know, I like and I just
want sometimes like Okay, I know this is a big ask,
and this is why I got out my last relationship,
Like I was really asking for some unreasonable shit, like
the nigga to be somebody else. You can't, like I
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can't be somebody else, like all of these things I'm
telling you, like I like this, I like that, I
like this, Like you're not going to morph into that
thing first night, right, yeah? Or a person with those
characters like do you like me? Right?
Speaker 4 (47:59):
Like right?
Speaker 3 (48:02):
Like you can remain you, but can you take on
all these other characteristics.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
Please so I can breathe easy. That's unreasonable. Yeah, that's unreasonable. Yeah,
just you started just asking a nigga to be a
totally different person.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
I remember, like when we first like moved in here
and I'm like you coming home, like you we old
as fuck, like you smell like weed every day. One day,
I was like, you know, I like niggas that smell good,
just like that. That's the easy ask though.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Right, But it's better that you said I like niggas
that smell good instead of saying you stink like chand
GPT has helped me with like how I get things
from people, and that was one of the things it
told me to do.
Speaker 4 (48:44):
Don't say what's wrong or for what you like.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
So that was good that you said that, you know,
hmm okay. So maybe when another X was repeatedly okay.
So this nigga cousin was staying with him at the time,
and she had like this nice curly right, so he
kept asking me why you don't wear like curly weave.
I wouldn't hear basic as fuck weave, right, And I
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was like, Okay, send me examples of what you're talking
about when I tell you that Nigga flooded my Instagram
page with one hundred thousand bitches with natural curly here,
and I'm like, Nigga, that's never going to be me.
And so I kept saying, hey stop, hey stop. He
was literally doing this on purpose, right the fuck with me?
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Y'all know what I did.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
I went to the Explore page and I typed.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
In fine ass men with ball heads, and I flooded
that nigga Instagram for thirty minutes.
Speaker 4 (49:41):
Where every fine ass nigga with a ball head.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
And a beard I could find on Instagram, bitch, because
mind you, this nigga had a little gold tee and
breathe like with the shave on the side.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
This is what I like right here, This is what
I like, nigga.
Speaker 4 (49:58):
This is one of the can you do this right?
Because these niggas is tall.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
That part and I don't need no super tall nigga,
but yeah, that would probably be your thing.
Speaker 4 (50:12):
But yeah, nigga, can you get taller?
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Right? I don't have no fucking silky curls, a little
fucking loose curls you can rub your fingers through.
Speaker 3 (50:21):
I'm sorry, I don't. It's fucking kinky over here.
Speaker 4 (50:23):
I got real nigga shit, all right.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Something not necessarily four sea, but it's something that something
about Dayton, you know, sounds unreasonable.
Speaker 4 (50:33):
And see, this is probably my problem in relationships because
nothing that I once sounds unreasonable to me. Can't you
just give me the moon last of the moon and
pull it down to me nigga?
Speaker 2 (50:45):
Right? I can't really come up with one for that,
But okay, here's the last one. One last admission each
anything you gotta ad miss, something that you would never
necessarily admit it.
Speaker 4 (51:00):
I got a story to tell, yep.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
I already said how I've been using the same piece
of tissue to wipe the toilet seat before.
Speaker 4 (51:10):
I got why you think? All right? I was.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
I had just started talking to this guy. We have
been seeing each other a little bit. I don't know
why all my stories got dukie in it, but this one, y'all.
We went to like one of those Asian fusion places,
and then she had fucked my stomach up so bad,
and we were at his house and we were supposed
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to just kick it a little bit, y'all. I blew
that man bathroom up so bad and then the toilet
would not flush.
Speaker 4 (51:42):
I left. I didn't even say nothing. I just left
and I never answered his call again. Well that nigga,
please step to the pulpit. I won't talk to him.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
No, if you're listening, I'm so sorry. I was just embarrassed.
I didn't know what to do, so I left. I
ain't never embarrassed, And maybe that's my problem, because I
would have literally walked out there like, hey, I think
I fucked your bathroom up. I wouldn't be able to
just leave knowing that somebody knew I fucked it sh
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up like that, like I would know, I'll be trying
to fix it.
Speaker 4 (52:20):
I left.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
I got up out of there so fast, I gotta go.
I think now, I think as a grown woman at
this age, now, i'd just be like, hey, do you
have a plunger all of a sudden, somebody knocking that
boy door. You don't call a plumber, right, I call
a plumber over there from the toilet, like oh shit something.
Speaker 4 (52:43):
But I was like maybe like twenty eight I was.
I just got up out of there, and then he
was calling me.
Speaker 2 (52:49):
I just would not answer because I just couldn't imagine
him saying, so, you dookie in my house and.
Speaker 4 (52:54):
Left like that, yo.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
I couldn't imagine him saying that to me, so because
that's what I would have said, all right, one last mission.
Speaker 3 (53:04):
I'm trying to think, like what do I want to
share on here that I haven't already shared.
Speaker 4 (53:09):
I don't got no more donky movie not movies might
have been a movie.
Speaker 3 (53:15):
I don't have no more donky stories. I'm trying to
think about my day to day, like what's some should
I be doing that?
Speaker 4 (53:20):
I ain't got no business doing that.
Speaker 2 (53:22):
I would like if the ancestors could see me doing it,
they're gonna be like, EO bitch.
Speaker 4 (53:30):
Eating two or three of them little footballs with I
do not eat those.
Speaker 3 (53:33):
Well, if I was in Charlotte, ill probably still be
eating them, but they don't have a place there like that.
And I have been looking up some ingredients, like a
recipe to try to do it myself. I can't find anything.
Speaker 4 (53:45):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't have one. You ain't
got one, admission, knows nothing else, Like damn, why I
do that? Or damn that was crazy.
Speaker 3 (53:55):
Yeah, I'm very vanilla, you know you know that. Yeah,
it's just regular dagglar smegular over here. I don't got
no extra shit. I never did no three somes. I
never eat no kuchi.
Speaker 4 (54:09):
Your wig ain't never flew off on the back of
a motorcycle. I remember one time.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
We was at I had Babey, I had Babey cousin
this week. This is a long time ago, and we
was at bike. It was the biggest bikes.
Speaker 4 (54:26):
It was like riding side by side, and then they
hit the gas and her wig flew off.
Speaker 3 (54:32):
But she was fast because she caught that bitch and
a wind Like.
Speaker 4 (54:38):
That's a cartoon bitch. I want somebody to do a
cartoon version of that. That's where she caught. She was
so fast she was not letting that wied fly away.
Speaker 2 (54:46):
Yeah, motherfucking Bike Week. I only been the Bike Week
like one and a half times.
Speaker 4 (54:54):
One and a half. Yeah, Like, we drove up there
earlier today and came right back like I never like
been to bike We for realm Okay, Well, it ain't
got no admission for y'all this time. I had to.
(55:16):
That was somebody else's your We ain't even fall out,
it wasn't mine. Yeah, I guess you're right. I just
had one, all.
Speaker 5 (55:24):
Right, y'all.
Speaker 3 (55:25):
We look forward to hanging out with y'all in the next.
Speaker 4 (55:28):
Couple of weeks.
Speaker 3 (55:29):
We'll be back in February. Actually, so this is the
last episode, okay for this season, and we'll.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
Be back the week of Valentine's Day with our first episode,
and we will be filming, so y'all can go to
YouTube and see us, or y'all can just listen to
the audio like you usually do, but definitely go check
us out.
Speaker 4 (55:49):
We're gonna be visual, So we'll see y'all in February.
Speaker 3 (55:54):
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Speaker 4 (56:00):
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Speaker 4 (56:21):
And never hold your shame.
Speaker 3 (56:22):
Just just say the thing out loud right.
Speaker 1 (56:28):
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
So we're just two unapologetically black women with an opinion
who talks.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
What's up, y'all? It's your girl, a j holiday, what's up?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Tam, bam bam. I love y'all so so very much.
Thank y'all for coming back again this week. I missed
you so much. How was your weekend? Girl?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
And eventful? It's Colon's funk outside like this is habernation. Okay,
I didn't do much this weekend. I tried really hard
not to leave the house. It was raining and as
a matter of fact, we didn't have one good day
kind of Saturday, and then Sunday it just was downhill.
So yeah, I've been in the house with my feet
curled up. My feet turned purple in the winter.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Purple.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yes, I don't get it. It's like maybe it's a
circulation thing, but my feet are really really cold in
the winter. And my nipples, your nipples turn purple.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
They don't turn purple.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
But if I look around and brush against something, even
if I brush against my own forearm or something, it
hurts so bad. Really, yeah, I might got something to
do with my low iron. But these nipples and feet,
I can very feel. My nipples don't have no feeling
in them at all. Like when the niggas stuck at
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my titt I'll be like.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
What, I love it. I'll be pushing his head.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Down, because nigga, that's how niggas be when you're licking
the nipples and they like. You know, some men like it,
if some men don't, so I guess the ones that
don't are Tambam's right. I don't feel shit. Get off,
not as funny as fuck? Like, what, what's your titties?
I know they just don't have nerves.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Then, yeah, the.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Nerve sensation in my nipples. I don't feel shit. You
can pisch these motherfuckers off. I'm not gonna flip move on.
That's funny as fun stupid.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
What did I do going on this weekend? Nothing? Same shit.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
It was just too cold to do anything I know
I've been doing. I haven't had a carbohydrate since the
second and the scale is just not moving.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I'm about to say fuck.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
It and just eat what I want and just go
get lightpole like the rest of these bitches.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Because I'm just.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
The scale has not moved it went down two pounds
and then went right back up.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I've been looking into those peptides, not the ozempic shit.
They got like other shit out here to try to
regulate your system right so that everything, like all your
vitamins and all that shit is good that promotes, you know,
weight loss.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
They got peptides for like your skin. There's a million
different peptides, not really a million, but it's a lot
of different peptides for different things.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I feel like even Heart just came out with some
shit that's supposed to be like every the superfood of superfoods.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Like some of peptide powder.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, that has just like everything in it that you
could need as a human being.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, I need that.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I need that too.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
But I'm just pissed off because it's just like it's
been twenty days.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
I ain't had no bread, I ain't had no rice,
no sugar either. I ain't had no sugar.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Have you been working out though I've been walking, I
ain't been like and I did a little bit of weightlifting,
but I've been kind of waiting to go in to
the gym because it just be nasty in January. But
I've been walking like four of my Like the first
week I did twenty miles. The next week I did
like maybe seventeen. Like I've been walking and I'm the
scale is just not moving, and that.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Shit pissed me all mad. Today.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
It pissed me all so bad when I got on
the scale today. I almost went and got me a
cheeseburger and it was just like fuck it.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Why was I in the grocery store yesterday and just
something came over me and I was like, I'm gonna
eat a steak? Well really no, I ain't coming back.
I really feel like it's these fucking iron pills, Like
is it you know they red?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Is it blood?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Are y'all making me crave blood? Want a juicy fucking
little medium well damn burger, a medium well.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Steak like you might but you know what your body
might want some meat and not the meet a different
type of meat than what you've been.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Getting, some actual meat. I don't know, man, I just
never felt good eating meat anyway, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
So I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It's something that's fucking with my psyche that's making me want.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Like a a good real by. Is it the cracker
Jean tappening. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Is it like from taking those pills? Did they add
like some type of cracker?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Jean, I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
You know what a cracker is. You got them, you
got a groom crack of jeans.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
That's why you ain't gonna never not eat on meat,
fucking vampire.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I love beef. I love it.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Yeah, I don't know how my stomach and how my
body would handle it.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Y'all.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
It is twenty twenty six I have not had steak
since like twenty fifteen.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Okay, damn, might.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Might have even been longer than that, now that I
think about. I haven't had poultry since like twenty sixteen,
and prior to that, I was already not eating beef
and pork.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
So I had a long ass time.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I had all of that within the last forty two
forty eight hours.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah, and I'd be trying to figure out, like, why
can I not like I should be small as hell?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Right?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
No, No, because you eat because a lot of people
who don't eat me eat high carbohydrates, and that's what happens.
They eat a lot of carbs, and that's why they
don't lose a lot of weight.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Yeah, and I don't get enough protein in my diet whatsoever,
Like and you can't supplement enough, right, that's not likely
that I need protein. Like, I'm sick of salmon. The
salmon be tasting weird nowadays, it doesn't taste good. I
just I'm tired of cooking. I'm tired of eating.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
I'm tired of thinking about what. I don't want the
Aliens to bring a new meat down this motherfucker. I'm
so sick of the same shit. I wish they just brought, like,
you know, some hybrid shit. It's gonna be human Okay.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
You know, have you been seeing those articles or like
headlines that's saying like they found traces of human flesh
like in McDonald's burgers and shit like that.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Have you So, I've been seeing people talk about that,
Like when they say millions of people serve, they don't mean.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Like that they're they're serving us food. They're serving people.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
So when I think about these these iron pills, right,
because a lot of times like they are based basing
like our genetic makeup to somebody else's. Like just because
they need a certain amount of vitamin D, that doesn't
that doesn't necessarily mean, I need it, right, So what
if they have been putting things in the food to
(07:02):
make it more palatable for another group of people, And
that's why black people in particular are super sick for
eating this food, because it's really not for us to
be eaten. Right, so we don't eat Humans were not carnivores,
but there are carnivores amongst us. Okay, y'all can go back.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
To stay much a carnivore.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
When I say carnivor, I'm more so talking about like
me eating you bitch, like humans. Bitch, look at me,
look at this bit.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Nasty?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yes, so they fuck out and be putting some extra
shit in the food to taste good to that those people, right,
they put this extra shit in the food, and now
it's making us sick.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yeah, why do I want a fucking burger? Why do
I want a steak?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
You might need to just try like a little piece
and just see if it gives you energy or something
like that.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
I love me a ribbi bitch, make me bite people.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Let's get in the saying what we got going on?
So I know, I love listen.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I feel like Drew Ski is the funniest motherfucker on
the internet.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Okay, he loud.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Like, I just wish I don't know, I wish I
was like ten years younger, bitch, because I'll just be
if I didn't like, if I had the current mind
I have now to really not give a fuck even
more like I would be on the internet like Drew Ski.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Now, I just don't feel like that. It's not too late.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
But he literally wake up and make these fuck like
you've just gotta unlimited budget at this point, his views
being the millions, his comments being half a millions. You
see what I'm saying, Like this nigga is it's amazing.
But so he recently did this megachurch skit where he
was basically mimicking how to the megachurch pastors be and
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the internet is divided, and you know it's the.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Black black people.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Okay, we got the Heathens and the Heathens that go
to church arguing. So people are like, oh, he's mocking God. No,
he's mocking man.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Right, I don't feel like he's mocking God whatsoever. I
don't have no judgment or jury for nobody under no circumstances,
do I ship? Yeah, the comments like look at all
the perfect saints in the comments. Look at all the
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perfect saints casting stones that they ain't got no business casting.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
And you know the people, the people who don't subscribe,
you know, to the church, who may not subscribe fully
to the Bible and stuff like that, who haven't accepted
Jesus Christ in their life. Y'all niggas have. So I'm
a gentile. You gonna get judged before me because you
know better. So how you in the comments talk crazy
(10:01):
like at the same weight that you are judging somebody else,
or yeah, you're judging while talking about somebody judging.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Basically, Yeah, that's the part that's the irony of it all.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
That's why I'm like this. Everybody just be quiet and
cleaning their own house. That's what you need to do.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Even even the pastor there is like, he gotta clean
his house the same way you gotta clean yours.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
So that's what you need to focus on your ship.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
The funniest part is when the dude pulled up to
the pulled up to his Bentley or whatever at the
end of the end of the.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Ski get away from my com was so fucking.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Funny because those people do go home and take their
mask off, and that's exactly who they be.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Not always there are you know, there are good. There's
good and bad in every.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
And the ain't got a mega church.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Though they don't have a mega church, there is a
certain level of finessing you gotta do.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
I don't want my pastor to be broke though.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Me neither me neither. If I'm gonna go to the church,
you better be rich. And I do like I do.
Like when they teach they preach prosperity.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I like that, Yeah, get me too, But like lying
through the sky like that, I think that is extra.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
But hey, make it fun, shit, make it people want
to come, but.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Don't don't teach preach prosperity and act as if my
prosperity only comes via you. That's a problem. Yes, prosperity
comes from God. I don't got to go through you.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
To get to God. I agree. Whatsoever? What else you
got going on? So, twenty twenty six is the new
twenty sixteen. It's trending.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
So I don't know if you've seen it, but everybody's
posting their pictures from twenty sixteen. They're posting the old
filters with the dogs and the roses and flowers around.
Oh she sucks, y'all. She just stuck a hold. I'm sorry.
Then I was looking a back, y'all. They put a
banana so far down her throat just now, damn like
(12:02):
half of the banana down her throat while I was
trying to turn.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
You ain't catching me doing no tricks for free?
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Well, anyway, people are taking the dog filters, the old
ig filters, the mannequin challenge. I've been seeing people do again,
the water bottle flip era throw back music in thesteatics,
and it's given basically, we need fun again or something.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
I had to go back.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Through my Instagram because I'm like, what the fuck y'all
got pictures from from ten years ago? I'm like, mine,
you do have pictures from twenty sixteen.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Yeah, my phone, my pitching go all the way back
to twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Mine go back to twenty twenty. So I'm thinking maybe
I'm trying to remember when I switched over to iPhone,
because that was always an iPhone girl. Okay, I had both,
and I really just used used to use the Android
my personal phone. I don't know where the fuck is
my twenty sixteen pictures. I don't have a whole lot
(13:06):
and you're android, Yeah, you know, I almost went to
prison twenty fifteen. Twenty sixteen is like a blur a bitch.
I was fighting for my life. I don't got no
pictures of that ship. Bitch was stressed. I do have
one picture where I cut all my hair off because
my shit was thinning in the middle.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
That was.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
That was not a good year for me, So that was.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah, So maybe that's why I don't have a whole
bunch of pictures.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
You trying to hear about that one day?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Twenty twenty five really kicked my ass. That's the year
that twenty sixteen when I moved.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
To Charlotte back from Florida. Wasn't that bad? Twenty twenty five? Yeah,
that was year? You last year.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I thought it was a year before last because when
you broke your foot.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
I broke it. In the end of twenty twenty four,
it was going I was still booted. Yeah, in twenty five.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Like I drugged the foot into the new year with
all the bullshit or the foot drug you bitch, right, prime.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Baby.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
But it's so it's so weird when people start doing
these challenges. I'm always like, who started it, and what
was the purpose of it? Like, are the powers that
be just trying to get some images of us now?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
And then you know what I'm saying, trying to make.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Sure they know who's who, Like, we don't start these
trends and they just take off out of nowhere.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Right, there's probably some stupid shit, like just like that
six selve it's six seven and all the kids going,
it's some there's some of it, just don't be having
no rhyme or reason.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
No, that six seven shit is like some demonic shit,
you think, so, Yes, I did a whole deep dive
rabbit hole. Yes, that six seven shit didn't come out
out of nowhere. You see what I'm saying. And even
the song that these that the kids were singing at
six seven, let me stop saying that off of the
guy who raps the song. I forgot the actual name
(15:03):
of the song. Girl, that shit is listening to that
song is fucking crazy. Lemonic is Yes, so it ain't
nothing ever happens since not on this planet, not on
this realm, it'd be programming for sure.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Anyway, what else happened?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Oh girl, Okay, I feel like everybody on the internet
loves Drika Draka Gate, Draca. I don't know what her
with her Draka Drika, I don't know what her.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Maiden last name is.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
But Kevin Gates took to the internet on I guess
that was either Friday or Saturday, and he was talking
hell of shit. And I personally have never seen her
address him at all. She always looks so poised, grace, graceful, cute, nice.
I know at the live show last year, remember Good
Mom's had her on one of their segments, and they
actually asked her about the divorce that hadn't been made
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public yet, and she basically gleazed right over that. She's like,
I don't know, y'all, bitch, just talk about the next question,
no comment. So for him to come out and do
a video, he's saying how their kids have been living
with him for the last two years, I doubt it.
You stay online with your girl, your new young girl
from your new.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Host to well he's married.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
He calls everybody his wife. See that's the thing. So
what he was saying, a boy, Draca, is that they
had an Islamic marriage. It's not under it's not like legal,
you know, no legal United States documents you know what
I'm saying, no legal marriage license is an Islamic marriage,
So it's probably he's making all these women his wives.
I mean the Bible say you fucking that's your wife.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Well then why he said she filed for divorce after
he stopped giving her money.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
But see that's what he's saying. He's saying, like, you
can't file for divorce because we not married. And furthermore,
I've been going since twenty twenty. He was like, I
was taking care of you while you was with that nigga,
and now you're just mad because money stop. He was saying,
how her and her family and Bells with money from
him to start to open up a hemp company ort,
not a hemp store, like a tac like a weed
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bud store, and said it was only open for a
month because the funds were obtained illegally. All type of
little things he was saying. But I know for sure,
and I've been saying, is that that god damned Kevin
Gates is a warlock. And I believe that Draca is
a damn She's a witch and she was allowing him
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her energy until she fucking wasn't the nigga's gaining weight,
Like at one point he was looking like her to me,
he was looking like he was morphing into her in
the face and looked like he looked like how he
was looking. I want you to go look at pictures
of Kevin Gates before and after and when he was
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like when he got out of prison he kicked the
girl in the face. Look at him. That was like
twenty Was that not twenty twenty one? He started looking
like drake it to me, and I just feel like,
now he got a new host, somebody's energy. He's about
to suck because he's nothing about the fucking Thankivius.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
You know, that's all he is. And I mean she
was his manager.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
She is why you you are who you are.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Right now, and now you're trying to tear her down.
That's what the mother of your kids. I don't like it.
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
And that's the part that sucks about these relationships when
they dissolve, it makes you scared to get in one,
because that's saying it's a thin line between love and hate.
It is the truest thing ever. So I just be
very cautious about who I let get that close to
me because I'll be scared of some shit like this happening.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
You know.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Yeah, she's not even engaging with him publicly.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
We would have seen it, you know, we would follow her.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
So I haven't seen her. I mean, I've watched interviews
she's done. I've never seen her say anything disparaging about him,
even when people try to ask, she just kind of
skate over it. But here he comes attacking her publicly,
and I really feel like it's because she's she's paying
that niggas dust right now.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
He can't take it well, get well, Kevin Gates. Period.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
So what we're talking about today is the final episode
of season five. We've been doing this five seasons, girl,
five crazy years.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Where did the time go? I don't know? And y'all
know how hard it is to fucking talk this much,
like talk to damn much.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Yeah, we need to change change the d able to
show to stop talking.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Bit shut the fuck up, SDF you.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
So I wanted to do a thing episode about things
that we said on the show that we wish we had,
but I couldn't think of that, and I knew we
couldn't talk for long about that because I feel like
we're just comfortable with what the fuck we'd.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Be saying on the show period.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
So I just found a few things that we probably
might regret later to say today.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Wait, so we're gonna talk about this ship that we
shouldn't say.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
What We're gonna share it? Like, yeah, we're gonna say
we just gonna admit some ship.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
So we adding some ship to Wax. Basically we're adding
it and saying it on Wax.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
And say it so next season we can regret it.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
All right, when we get back, we gonna get into it.
The first one I have it you have that you
would never admit on a first date.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
You know in one of my last relationships, you know,
I'd be scratching my throat a lot.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Yeah, I was about to say that same ship, and
I remember my egg said someone's like.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
You're gonna do that your whole life, And I said,
shut up.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
See I guess like I don't feel like that scratches
my throat? Good that I go. I do that. I
do the finger, I do the tongue.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
I really like the silent one, like use your tongue
to scratch the back of your throat. I suck mm hmmm,
dog Like when the shit get real bad, like I
gotta get out the bed and get me some zy
tech right then and there. But my boo gotta understand that, yes,
I have had this problem my whole entire life, and.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Yeah I don't I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
I just got fucking allergies some rkle so I'm alertic
to all types of shit and I still be eating it.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
So I may not tell somebody that on the first date.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
They might hear it, though my fucker hard to do
it on the first date.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Though, SA say I wouldn't do it on a first date,
but I eventually stop it.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
I gotta excuse myself.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
And do it in a bathroom, or do it somewhere else,
or find a reason for that nigga to leave.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
But I'm just gonna, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Let me see what I'm trying to think. What else
I would never admit on a first date.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
A habit? It is a habit, though not a it,
just it has to be a habit. Mmm, I don't
know what is? What is something?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
I got a problem with creating habits. I don't have
enough habits, so I don't know.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
I don't know. Be a different Gemini every day, bitch,
all right? Something you judge. I might not tell a nigga.
I'm a Gemini, all right, Something you judge people for,
but also you do. I don't know what you think
I got.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
I watched Batties and I judge, but she said, like,
how are you watching that garbage TV?
Speaker 4 (23:05):
And then I'll be watching it.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
I love Batty's, something I judge other people for that
I secretly be doing. Let me tell you who I
like on Batty's while you thinking I like I like
lex names. I always wanted to like Lex. I did
not like her before, but I like her this season.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
I like DTB. She not on this season though, she's
so funny. I miss her on the show.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Is a lex girl, the one from South Carolina?
Speaker 4 (23:33):
No, that's that's a different show. She ain't all no more?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Okay, no Lexus. I don't know where Le's from, but
I do like her now. Scotty my favorite. She from Charlotte.
I think she's from Charlotte, but I ain't never see
her around in Charlotte. But then I guess I don't
be outside no more either. You're thinking of your thing
while I'm telling the people.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
I can't think of anything I'd be judging people be
for because I listen to y'all know, I'm highly judgmental,
and I'm trying to think, like I don't really have
a thing that i'll be I practice what I preach.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Sound really, can you think of something that you judge
and i'd be doing. I don't know. Hm hmm, I can't,
but I ain't gonna say her on here. This is
an episode finished you all right, A routine you'll be
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embarrassed to explain out loud.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Man.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
This is essentially the same thing a habit. Yeah, a routine.
I just said, I can't even form habits.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
One of mine is like, all right, so I really
need to see a chiropractor. And since I broke my foot,
I feel like my hips are off. So after I
been sitting a long time, my ship start feeling stiff.
So I'll be having to like drop down and get
my ego on. And you don't want to have to
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explain to somebody while you t working in the middle
of dinner. Yeah, like, why is you dropping it low?
Why you down low like that? Because my hips is
tight and they're good, and it don't feel good.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
You know, you gotta get on the floor and like,
you know, do like the froggy and get your legs
spread out as far as possible.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
And I be doing that shit. It just don't seem
to be helping, Like I need to go to see somebody.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
I shit be.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Sounding like you know, remember how we used to have
like trapper keepers and he used to have the metal
prongs down the middle and you open it.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
And click it back together. That's what my hips sound
like when it clicked. That's a mind sound. When I'm riding, dick, bitch,
I'll be hearing it.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
I should be clicking and I can feel it like
and i'd be right there, bitch, in there with the beat,
drop the beat. I don't know if it's my knee
on my hip, it's one or the other. But I
be feeling something and I know the nigga be hearing it. Right.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
That's how my health is sounding now.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
I don't know if I had a routine that I'm
embarrassed to explain out loud.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
I feel like we be telling all the things, like
I know, even in relationships outside the podcast, like I
talk too much.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
I've been over shared all the shit. So I'm trying
to think of.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
I don't know, I don't know. I mean, I'm embarrassed
about my closets. I'll be honest, I'm embarrassed about my closets.
I'm embarrassed about my drawers. I've seen a Nigga post
on Instagram one day was like, you could tell a
lot about a woman when you go to the house,
Like either it'll just be like just super messy as
soon as you walk in, or look nice on the surface,
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but then they got a bunch of.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Shit in the closet.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
I'm like, first of all, okay, the divine feminine is
highly chaotic. Okay, it's straight chaos.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
So on the surface, my shit is together.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Bitch, You open a closet, and that is really my
life for real. You open a closet, you open a drawer,
you open a cabinet. No, you're not going to see
the labels face in front. It's a fucking mess, refrigerator
or damn mess. And I struggle with this ship all
the time. I literally will clean my closets all the time,
and I just have a problem of putting shit back back.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
It's just when I gets like, once I get dressed,
everything just go everywhere. Sometimes it's I don't right you know.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
How some people have like they can get dressed in
the room, will be clean before they leave. Yeah, I'm not.
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
It's like packing close and unpacking it.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Right.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
So when I got back from Barbados, I unpacked my suitcase,
but I.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Didn't put nothing up.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
And in my mind I did a good deed because
the suitcases are empty, right, because before my ship would
be in the suitcase for a whole month.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Now at least the suitcase is empty.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
But all the fucking closes is falling over out of
a bin in my spare room, and I just keep
closing the door on it. That's my life, that's my
brain right here, because it exists exactly now. That's and
that's the problem, all right. A lie you tell yourself regularly, Oh,
(28:05):
I can lose them fifteen pounds by next month.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
But I already started telling myself that about fucking Valentine's
They bitch. If you didn't lose it last monight, the
fuck are you about to lose it by February?
Speaker 3 (28:15):
At one time, I lie to myself all the time.
Every night I go to sleep, I lie about waking
up and going to the gym.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
I do I be lying on myself about the gym too,
and then I just like to put it on how
nasty the gym is.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
But really I just haven't been feeling like that. You
just said the gym was nasty.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
What you meant by that though, because I know January one,
the gym be full of a bunch of people who
are about to be the first couple.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Of weeks, it do be a lot like it'd be
very like a lot of you go in the gym
bathroom on the first three weeks of the year. It
is disgusting the machines. People don't clean their machines and
be sweat all over it and it just be gross.
And I still probably should go, but I just blame
it on them, right, I got the whole apartment complex gym,
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nobody being They got new equipment. But in my mind,
because I can't get to the gym I want to
go to, I can't work out.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
First it was the watch.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
My fitness watch wasn't working properly. They brought me a
new one for Christmas. Like, bitch, if I go to
the gym and leave my waist trainer, I can't work out.
If I go to the gym and leave my headphones.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
I can't work out or I will not work out
with our headphones. That shit sucks. It's so boring. I
want to stop doing this with myself. Man, I'm full
of shit.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yeah, a situation you stayed in longer than you should
have for convenience, all of them.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
What are you talking about? I feel like that is
the reason why you end up in situationships. You know
you ain't supposed to be in any way. Obligation, convenience.
You lying to yourself it might get better, you know,
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
I remember, this is so fucked up because I was
ready to break up with my boyfriend when I thought
I was about to get this job.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
This was many years ago, and then when I didn't
get the job, I wanted to stay together.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
What fucking job was that?
Speaker 4 (30:15):
And how much was they paying? He was like, you
was ready to you was ready to be out of here.
Now you can't get that job, and now you're ready
to say I was like, that's not true, that's not true.
It has nothing to do with that. It had everything
to do with it.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Whole time I was trying to be a flight attendant
for Delta. Oh and I didn't get it because it's
tattoo on the side of my hand.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
They saw it. Oh really, I didn't. Yeah, I meant
that I forgot to cover it with make up.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
I didn't know that they had those type of stipulations.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Yeah's interesting that I want to be looking at people.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
I thought you was about to say, because your bookie
would be like going through the knockball.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Y'all, don't make no mistakes.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
I ain't meant to be nobody's flight attendant our First
of all, my ass would be knocking people over the
whole time, like the flight attendant's ass.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Is so big.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
I always feel like that when I'm walking down I
just feel like I'm hitting everybody with all my ship
in my ass walking down the out.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
And then I'm like too scary to be anybody's flight attendant.
So the slightest I'll be fasting on the plane.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
So you never sit in the exit row, I guess
because you got to help people before, but you.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Ain't but to hold nobody. You're probably gonna take the
door off. I say, yes, we're gonna see what happened.
They're gonna see your ass if they see you run
off the fucking boat.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
I mean run off the plane you had already told.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Y'all did y'all did not trade me for no emergency situation.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
It was to read the pamphlet you s puts to
read the door. I read that ship, and that's how
I knew how to open it.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
I I din't coprahend. They want a verbal yes from you.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yeah, all right, what's the next clad? Something you pretend
doesn't bother you while you think about it?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
I got one.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
When y'all have them boho braids and y'all stop brushing
that the straight the curly hair in it, and it
just be madded in the braids, and y'all don't like
take time to like separate that curly piece from the braid,
and it just looks a fucking mess. I act like
it don't bother me, but it drives me so crazy.
I just want to like run up on a bitch
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with a brush. It just.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Don't Boho braids with the curly pieces.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Yeah, And it's just like people act like they just
regular braids and they don't have to do nothing to
they curly piece.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Oh, they gotta calm it out and put some moos
on it and stuff to that shit just be walking.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Around that shit.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Just mad, mad at a hell, look at fucking it's
crazy that shit bothers my.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
So something you something, something you pretend doesn't bother you.
That bothered like it urks me. And if you got
them both hoos in right now, I want you to
stop what you doing, get a brush.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
I don't know. I guess I got a lot of
personal things that bother me about people situations that I
just don't be saying shit about. And I look, I
still don't want to share it on the podcast because
it's like about people. It's not necessarily about like I
don't know, just random people. I don't have a thing
about random people. I gotta think about motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
I actually know that I'd be biting my tongue about, Like, bitch,
why is just.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
So fucking for free your light's off? I'm mad about that.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
If you don't pop that pussy for five niggas to
ask each of them one hundred dollars and stop calling me?
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Right, No, I agree, that's the type of shit I
be mad about.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
God, that is a good reason to be upset, because
as well, why are you mismanaging your vagina like that?
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:07):
All right, So this next segment out of context. It
is the next segment.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
I once decided not to text back.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Because I just didn't like the sound of a nigga voice.
You ever had somebody like voice, just rk your nerves like,
it just don't sound good.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
I got a friend of mine. He has like a
real long tongue, like a listen to. I don't know
how it feels, but he has a very long tongue,
and it just it just sounds slack, just sound a
fucking slack when he's talking.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
I don't feel like it.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
I don't fucking feel like talking to you because it's
just how you got a mouthful of spit.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
Yeah, just thick tongue, like the tongue thick in your
mouth or something.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
I like thick tongues, but this one, I don't know
what the hell it's like. And he got like a
crazy ass like it's a whole lot of So that's
not the reason it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
I just stopped talking to him because I just couldn't
stand the sound of his voice. And I know that
sounds so mean, but it's honest, you know, I couldn't
stand it.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
No, I've hung up for people on people for less like,
I just I don't know. I've started hanging up when
people mid conversation, actually like I don't want.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
To no more. You'll say something. I listen my goal
to like this is my mama calling.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
I won't say nothing. I just act like the phone died.
I just act like the service is disconnected.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
I don't call back. I don't feel like explaining ship.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Well, got like a victorious for st ending the conversation,
and just like I call you back and hang up
Charlemagne the god.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
For that, you just call you as to the phone.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
No, he'll call you and start a conversation with you
about some shit and then after however long he I
guess he's done with the conversation.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
I gotta go click. Oh it's so oh it pissed
me off so bad shame. I secretly believe that that
I am a mermaid. No, definitely, I mean, why wouldn't
we be. I really believe it, though, like people be thinking,
like when I say that, they be like, oh, my God,
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tell you here you go with your bullshit.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Do you get your hair wet at the beach?
Speaker 2 (36:21):
My hair is braided up under my my weed. Do
you go under the water. No, you're not a fucking
I am a mermaid.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
I'm a mermaid. The only reason I don't know under
the water is because I can't get my weave wet.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
You know.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
I did all this preparation for Barbados, and I barely swam,
like the police. We stayed in was like on the beach,
but it was so many rocks, like under the water
they got in there, it was rocky as fuck, like
it hurts walking on it. And then when we did
go like to the nicer beach with the calm, I
just want to lay out there. I really didn't get
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in the beach, but bitch, i'd be like in a
swim and I'll go far out.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
You ain't no damn mermaid. I am a mermaid, bitch.
See you what't know that they say I am.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
My second friend told me I was descended, and I
believe that. Okay, I'm a sky rid as a.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
Matter of fact, all right, I secretly believe that the
Earth is flat. You know that, y'all probably know that.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
And when I say flat, okay, when people who are
a flat earther is I'm not a flat earther or
whatever that is.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
I'm not an earth anything.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
But when we say that, it's not to say like
it's flat like a piece of paper. It has texture
because obviously.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
We got mountains and plains and rocks and all this stuff.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
It's just not a ball, right. I believe the Earth
is sphere shape or oval like shape. Matter of fact,
if y'all go look at the United Nations symbol for
the United Nations, that is how the Earth actually looks.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
It is not a ball.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
I'm not driving from South Carolina and I can keep
driving north to Canada and I could keep driving around
the Earth and then end up I don't know, in
Mexico somewhere. It's not happening. Okay, the sun in the
moon is out at the same time every day.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Explain that.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
And most round earthers will say that gravity explains the
round Earth theory. Gravity itself is still a theory. It
hasn't been proven. It's literally a theory. So yeah, I'm
secretly a flat earther. I don't know if that was
really a secret though.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
You know, do you see that video where that guy
was like trying to explain to my wife that the
Earth is flat. It She's like, it don't matter if
the Earth is round, to flat.
Speaker 5 (38:57):
I'm still have to pay bitch ass feels oh motherfucker.
Either way, the thing is that that's where it starts at. Though,
right if we question, that's a big ass fucking lie.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
That is a huge lie.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
You have to think about why would they tell that lie? Right,
if it is actually a lie, why would they tell
that lie? Why would they lie by ever having been
to the moon. We gotta look at those things and
understand it's not about all we still have to paint nels.
It don't matter. It does matter because once we start
dismantling all the lies, we get to the truth and
you realize we supposed to be living for fucking free.
(39:31):
We actually force them to stop acting like we need
to be paying for lights.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
When lights, the lights, when lights, Electricity is all around.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Us, water is free, you know, all of this shit
is fucking free.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
Shit's free. Animals.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Just like as soon as I get out the bed,
Dasha gets right in my spot. I could send you
a picture where she's like literally laying on my pillow,
like how I would be sleeping in the bed. We
should be able to do that as humans, like we
literally get pimped higher animals.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
By the animals. I want to be an animal.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
All right, what's the what's the peddious reason you've been
annoyed recently?
Speaker 4 (40:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
I don't like people asking me questions. Really, some fucking
talking to me sometimes I just don't, you know, I
don't know, like I don't be feeling answering questions sometimes
and then it depending on who it is. I do
get hella annoyed. Its secretly though, I just be like, bitch,
Like this guy, I know he was he was asking
(40:37):
me and this is via text. Also, I don't feel
like answer no questions via text, bitch, because it might
take I don't know, a very long text message to
answer a question like why are you even asking me
questions via text?
Speaker 4 (40:53):
Really? I don't mind because I just ignore it.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
I see, I feel obligated to respond.
Speaker 4 (41:01):
I don't know. If you ain't did nothing to me,
I feel like me not respect. Can you tell them
how many unopened texts? Can you see? That? Does that
say four thousand, four thousand, four hundred? Oh yeah, that's
mostly fashion over bitch, cut it out, But I would
leave you right sitting right there.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Your phone is going to break.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
Girl.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
You gotta get that off the I just.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
I definitely need. It's just so much. How can I
get go through it? At this point? Let me tell
you the petitious reason I was annoyed and I had
a little.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Attitude because my sock kept on going down. Have you
ever had your sock go down in your shoe? Ain't
no matter how much.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
You pull it up if you fly.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
One of my favorite posta Instagram was like, I look
like I'm alright, the deep done inside.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
My socks are sliding down so bad. You ever had
some leagas that just won't stay up and it'll keep
creating this space.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
I'll be all in the grocery or the leg calck
in the air, like you gotta kick your leg up
and pull your legings up.
Speaker 4 (42:04):
I'll be doing that, annoyed, Like the fuck.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Anywhere I'm pulling my legings up. I'll give a fuck
who's watching me too.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
I'm snatching them up because I cannot walk with that
gap between my leg First of all, I don't know
when the last time I wore a real pair of pants.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Let's go there. I got so many pairs of legons.
I got so many pairs of legs, y'all.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
Matt Collection I got every color they got, every color
legging they got, I got it.
Speaker 4 (42:38):
I don't even wear real.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Pants, and you know that's kind of messed up. And
I was asking my mom because I looked at a
picture of her. I'm like, how the fuck was y'all
getting inside those jeans with no stretch? The dnim had
no stretch.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
No stretch whatsoever. And y'all was really literally just fine, yeah,
because it was all right, a standard you have that
you don't fully meet yourself. I'd be wanting motherfuckers to
(43:14):
be on time and then I'll be late.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
Oh really, I feel I feel like that's all people
in the beauty industry. All yall beauticians be like that,
y'all got all these stipulations, the mute. I'm not that bad.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
I'm not bad as these new hairstylests, Like I don't
be tripping.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
But it's hard.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
It's hard, Like if I'm I try to be on time, right,
I try my damn this to be on time, especially
when people bring me money.
Speaker 4 (43:39):
But then if you don't, if you late, it fucks
up the whole day and everybody.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Think it's just it's my fault no matter what I'm
even if I'm on time if my client is fifteen
minutes late, and it just makes my day be behind.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
What I mean, But either way it is your fault.
Speaker 4 (43:55):
Is your fault. If you're a late, is your fault
of the other client was late? Yes, but they always
think it's like Tammy's just late. But it's not because
they calculating in the times you relate that.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
No, I'm just saying, like, sometimes it's just not me,
you know, it's just things I can't control.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
The last time I got my makeup done. You know,
because when you book an appointment with these makeup girlies,
they'll send you a whole slew of rules so you
can't be on your phone all the different shit. So
the thing said you cannot come fifteen I mean, excuse me,
don't show up more than five minutes early, and after
(44:34):
fifteen minutes your appointment canceled.
Speaker 4 (44:36):
I'm like, this is so strict.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
When I tell y'all, I was sitting outside in that
girl's talking a lot because I did not want to
miss my fucking makeup appointment. But that is Isn't that
really strict? Don't come early, bitch, but you a couple
of minutes late.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
It's over for you, right, But maybe I need to
be like that. So but I don't mind if you
come early, but I guess you was at a bitch house.
Don't come to my house. Don't come to my house early.
I feel them on that, and it's a line. Just
sit in one of these seats.
Speaker 4 (45:09):
I'll be with you. But at the house, you just
sit in my fucking living room.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
A standard do you have that you I feel like
I don't answer none of these shit. A standard do
you have that you don't fully meet yourself?
Speaker 4 (45:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
I can admit to this, And I think this might
just be everybody when you cohabitating. You know, everybody benefits
off of a clean space when everybody's level of cleanliness
is just different, right, it's just subjective. So what I
realize now, having, you know, living by myself, when I
don't put some shit back like it's only me that
(45:45):
has to put it back, right, I'm not like somebody
else put some shit up there and they just taking
three days to move it, Like I'm fucking annoyed, even
though I might put some shit out right now living
by myself and it's okay, but lets somebody else do
it it's.
Speaker 4 (46:02):
A fucking problem.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
Like I experienced that shit at my mama house. Like
my mama acts like she's the cleanest person on the
fucking planet, but she she got her little ship. Then
you point out and she's like, I don't do that, Yes,
you do, you do, but it's just the the it's
just the fact of somebody else doing it that bothers
this shit out of people.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
Yes, so my best friend, like, if you pool more
than one, maybe two paper towels, but if you know,
you shouldn't even snatch too. But I just see her
pool three at a time. That's her paper towel. But
if I get more than one, it's World War two
(46:44):
in this bitch. I don't know why humans are like this, Like.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
If I fuck up, it's on me, But if you
fuck my shit.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
Up, I'm fucking passed. Like I'm mad.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
It's just it's just I just rather me fuck my
own stuff up than you, because i'ma be triple times
more mad at you, because I feel you should be
careful with other people shit, more careful, right, yes, more
careful than I am with my own right? All right,
Oh no it's not the last one. A little bit
more all right, something about dating, you know sounds unreasonable.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
I mean, I just want a nigga to give me
money day one, you know, I like and I just
want sometimes like Okay, I know this is a big ask,
and this is why I got out my last relationship,
Like I was really asking for some unreasonable shit, like
the nigga to be somebody else. You can't, like I
(47:41):
can't be somebody else, like all of these things I'm
telling you, like I like this, I like that, I
like this, Like you're not going to morph into that
thing first night, right, yeah? Or a person with those
characters like do you like me? Right?
Speaker 4 (47:59):
Like right?
Speaker 3 (48:02):
Like you can remain you, but can you take on
all these other characteristics.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
Please so I can breathe easy. That's unreasonable. Yeah, that's unreasonable. Yeah,
just you started just asking a nigga to be a
totally different person.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
I remember, like when we first like moved in here
and I'm like you coming home, like you we old
as fuck, like you smell like weed every day. One day,
I was like, you know, I like niggas that smell good,
just like that. That's the easy ask though.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Right, But it's better that you said I like niggas
that smell good instead of saying you stink like chand
GPT has helped me with like how I get things
from people, and that was one of the things it
told me to do.
Speaker 4 (48:44):
Don't say what's wrong or for what you like.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
So that was good that you said that, you know,
hmm okay. So maybe when another X was repeatedly okay.
So this nigga cousin was staying with him at the time,
and she had like this nice curly right, so he
kept asking me why you don't wear like curly weave.
I wouldn't hear basic as fuck weave, right, And I
(49:08):
was like, Okay, send me examples of what you're talking
about when I tell you that Nigga flooded my Instagram
page with one hundred thousand bitches with natural curly here,
and I'm like, Nigga, that's never going to be me.
And so I kept saying, hey stop, hey stop. He
was literally doing this on purpose, right the fuck with me?
(49:29):
Y'all know what I did.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
I went to the Explore page and I typed.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
In fine ass men with ball heads, and I flooded
that nigga Instagram for thirty minutes.
Speaker 4 (49:41):
Where every fine ass nigga with a ball head.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
And a beard I could find on Instagram, bitch, because
mind you, this nigga had a little gold tee and
breathe like with the shave on the side.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
This is what I like right here, This is what
I like, nigga.
Speaker 4 (49:58):
This is one of the can you do this right?
Because these niggas is tall.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
That part and I don't need no super tall nigga,
but yeah, that would probably be your thing.
Speaker 4 (50:12):
But yeah, nigga, can you get taller?
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Right? I don't have no fucking silky curls, a little
fucking loose curls you can rub your fingers through.
Speaker 3 (50:21):
I'm sorry, I don't. It's fucking kinky over here.
Speaker 4 (50:23):
I got real nigga shit, all right.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Something not necessarily four sea, but it's something that something
about Dayton, you know, sounds unreasonable.
Speaker 4 (50:33):
And see, this is probably my problem in relationships because
nothing that I once sounds unreasonable to me. Can't you
just give me the moon last of the moon and
pull it down to me nigga?
Speaker 2 (50:45):
Right? I can't really come up with one for that,
But okay, here's the last one. One last admission each
anything you gotta ad miss, something that you would never
necessarily admit it.
Speaker 4 (51:00):
I got a story to tell, yep.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
I already said how I've been using the same piece
of tissue to wipe the toilet seat before.
Speaker 4 (51:10):
I got why you think? All right? I was.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
I had just started talking to this guy. We have
been seeing each other a little bit. I don't know
why all my stories got dukie in it, but this one, y'all.
We went to like one of those Asian fusion places,
and then she had fucked my stomach up so bad,
and we were at his house and we were supposed
(51:34):
to just kick it a little bit, y'all. I blew
that man bathroom up so bad and then the toilet
would not flush.
Speaker 4 (51:42):
I left. I didn't even say nothing. I just left
and I never answered his call again. Well that nigga,
please step to the pulpit. I won't talk to him.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
No, if you're listening, I'm so sorry. I was just embarrassed.
I didn't know what to do, so I left. I
ain't never embarrassed, And maybe that's my problem, because I
would have literally walked out there like, hey, I think
I fucked your bathroom up. I wouldn't be able to
just leave knowing that somebody knew I fucked it sh
(52:16):
up like that, like I would know, I'll be trying
to fix it.
Speaker 4 (52:20):
I left.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
I got up out of there so fast, I gotta go.
I think now, I think as a grown woman at
this age, now, i'd just be like, hey, do you
have a plunger all of a sudden, somebody knocking that
boy door. You don't call a plumber, right, I call
a plumber over there from the toilet, like oh shit something.
Speaker 4 (52:43):
But I was like maybe like twenty eight I was.
I just got up out of there, and then he
was calling me.
Speaker 2 (52:49):
I just would not answer because I just couldn't imagine
him saying, so, you dookie in my house and.
Speaker 4 (52:54):
Left like that, yo.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
I couldn't imagine him saying that to me, so because
that's what I would have said, all right, one last mission.
Speaker 3 (53:04):
I'm trying to think, like what do I want to
share on here that I haven't already shared.
Speaker 4 (53:09):
I don't got no more donky movie not movies might
have been a movie.
Speaker 3 (53:15):
I don't have no more donky stories. I'm trying to
think about my day to day, like what's some should
I be doing that?
Speaker 4 (53:20):
I ain't got no business doing that.
Speaker 2 (53:22):
I would like if the ancestors could see me doing it,
they're gonna be like, EO bitch.
Speaker 4 (53:30):
Eating two or three of them little footballs with I
do not eat those.
Speaker 3 (53:33):
Well, if I was in Charlotte, ill probably still be
eating them, but they don't have a place there like that.
And I have been looking up some ingredients, like a
recipe to try to do it myself. I can't find anything.
Speaker 4 (53:45):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't have one. You ain't
got one, admission, knows nothing else, Like damn, why I
do that? Or damn that was crazy.
Speaker 3 (53:55):
Yeah, I'm very vanilla, you know you know that. Yeah,
it's just regular dagglar smegular over here. I don't got
no extra shit. I never did no three somes. I
never eat no kuchi.
Speaker 4 (54:09):
Your wig ain't never flew off on the back of
a motorcycle. I remember one time.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
We was at I had Babey, I had Babey cousin
this week. This is a long time ago, and we
was at bike. It was the biggest bikes.
Speaker 4 (54:26):
It was like riding side by side, and then they
hit the gas and her wig flew off.
Speaker 3 (54:32):
But she was fast because she caught that bitch and
a wind Like.
Speaker 4 (54:38):
That's a cartoon bitch. I want somebody to do a
cartoon version of that. That's where she caught. She was
so fast she was not letting that wied fly away.
Speaker 2 (54:46):
Yeah, motherfucking Bike Week. I only been the Bike Week
like one and a half times.
Speaker 4 (54:54):
One and a half. Yeah, Like, we drove up there
earlier today and came right back like I never like
been to bike We for realm Okay, Well, it ain't
got no admission for y'all this time. I had to.
(55:16):
That was somebody else's your We ain't even fall out,
it wasn't mine. Yeah, I guess you're right. I just
had one, all.
Speaker 5 (55:24):
Right, y'all.
Speaker 3 (55:25):
We look forward to hanging out with y'all in the next.
Speaker 4 (55:28):
Couple of weeks.
Speaker 3 (55:29):
We'll be back in February. Actually, so this is the
last episode, okay for this season, and we'll.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
Be back the week of Valentine's Day with our first episode,
and we will be filming, so y'all can go to
YouTube and see us, or y'all can just listen to
the audio like you usually do, but definitely go check
us out.
Speaker 4 (55:49):
We're gonna be visual, So we'll see y'all in February.
Speaker 3 (55:54):
All right, y'all, So if you enjoyed this episode, y'all
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Speaker 4 (56:00):
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Speaker 4 (56:21):
And never hold your shame.
Speaker 3 (56:22):
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