February 16, 2023 • 55 mins
This week the ladies get into the S.I.N.S of the week including what they did for Valentines Day and their thoughts on the Rihanna performance and the superbowl. Moreover, for their main discussion they compared some of their favorite sitcom couples on who was more toxic, which was more inspiring ect.
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
We're just two unapologetically black women with an opinion who
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host a j Holiday. What's our team? He y'all, Hey Jake.
When this is not lean, it's not it's missing. I
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love y'all. I love y'all. Thank y'all for tuning in.
How was your weekend? I don't do much ship, same ship?
I did do? Uh? I guess a little bit of
valentine Dinner on Sunday? A little bit of dinner. Yeah,
because we in Atlanta, right, so Valentine's is today. We're recording, y'all.
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Uh yeah, So I did do dinner on Sunday. What
did you do dinner? And dick? You got dick? Yes,
I've been getting dick, bitch. I don't know about you.
I didn't get no dick and I didn't get no dinner. Actually,
I kind of drove here and I was running around
trying to find something to wear because we're filming, you guys.
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So I didn't do that. I hung out with Takia
so we went to Esco. Uh that's a little cool
little spot, and we had two chains. Was there, his
wife was there. They were kicking in was R and B.
I love them. I love yeah. So it was a
cool time and yeah, that was it. So we could
be here bright and earlier. I don't do too much.
You got last night, no Sunday. It's Monday, and today
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is Tuesday. It's Valentine's Day, So Monday we could at
least wore a paint. Bitch, were sad or black on
purpose because I ain't got no Valentine. What's your best
and worst Valentine's I have really not had any bad ones.
I don't know if you want to consider the ones.
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You gotta be by yourself kind of bad. But no,
I had a bad at one. I'm I'm gonna yeah,
I'm gonna start with a bad one and I'm in
with the best one. All right. We're family and I'm
sharing with y'all. So it was this guy was saying
we had only been seeing each other like maybe a
couple of months or whatever, and we talked about Valentine's
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and he was like, I don't believe in Valentine. Here
we go and I was like, well, I do. So
if I don't spend it with you, I'll probably be
with somebody. Right. So, like the day before Valentine's he
was like, uh, what you're doing tomorrow. I was like,
I don't have plans yet. He was like, I want
to see you. I want to when you come over,
I'm gonna make you dinner. I'm gonna do some nice things,
all right. I was like, okay, cool. I was all
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the way in Columbia, South Carolina, and I drove back
to Charlotte to have this Valentine experience even though I
still had to work the next day in Columbia. So
I was doing a lot of back and forth. This
experience happened for me. Let's just get that together, all right.
So I get to his house and he got Brian
night playing and ship and he got like a but
what's that nothing? Bunt cake one of those, and he
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got some flowers and he's in there and making a
steak and like, you know, so it's all good, Like
everything is good. I'm like, oh, this is nice. He
poured me a glass of wine. We're having a good conversation,
all right. So I had lied to him about my age,
but I've been trains aged for a long time. Right,
So we were having a converse. I had forgot like
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I told him when we first met, and we were
having a conversation. She was like, did you ever lie
to me about anything? And I was like, I don't
think I've ever lied to you about anything. And I
was like, oh, I might have told you I was
two years younger than I really am. All right, hope,
let me go back. This is this is after the
steak and I gave him some head we don't need
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it and all that ship. Now, he was like, did
you have a lie to me about anything? I was like,
people want to have serious conversations that I think I
ever lied to you. I was like, I think when
we met, I might have told you I was such
a such age, but I'm really this age. But it's
like a year and a half older, two years older
than what I am. He was he lied to me.
I can't believe you need to leave what I need
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to leave. It's pouring down ray, y'all. It's sucking pouring
down rain. And nigger made me leave his house. He
was all right, so earlier I felt like he was
trying to find a reason to go because he was like,
I need to go get my homeboy. He need a
ride real quick. He was trying to go to another
bitch house, like it was very evident that he had
played two Valentines for two different people. And when I
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like stopped, like, oh, you're not going to get nobody
seen him with Uber if you need to go, if
you need to ride, see him with Uber. I was
shutting everything down, so he had to try to find
a way to pick a fight. He was like, did
you ever lie about anything? He was just waiting on
me to have something outlied about so he could be
so appalled and put me out his house in the rain,
and I drove home in the rain like that nigga.
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I wanted to kill him. That was my words. Valentine's
Day by far, that's sad. Yeah, and that's sad. I
wonder if he googled, like how to get rid of
a bit of Valentine? How did you mean that he
just was coming? He was, Yeah, this day he tried
to like give me a newtle trick. No, nigger, you
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put me out on Valentine's Day because in the rain
over a little white lie that I told you. The
first day we met a little white that was a
white lie right, very traceful. Yeah, it's not that deep
like and you made it a big deal. So fun
that nigga. And then my best Valentine, my best Valentine,
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my ex boyfriend when he um took took me on
the helicopter ride over the ocean like a sunset champagne ride.
Then we went um. Then we went to paint um
like you know how like a Painton said. We went
and did that. And then the next day we stay
did in the hotel room that night and he had
me packed for five days. He said, just pack and
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he I was lily, never had no ship like that.
I gotta even get my Valentine's up. I was living
in Europe at the time. We were both were living
in Europe. So he flew me home. I was so
homesick and he flew me home and see my mama
the next day. So and we also when it saw
a lion king the Broadway shows, like he didn't he
pulled out all the stops. I fucked him on the plane.
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It was like a red Eye. It was a red
eyeback from like from England and London and New York
and it was like empty and I sucked him right
on that plane. I did because that was the dopest
Valentine because I was so guaranteed pussy. Yeah, that was
my best Valentine. What about you? This basic ship dinner, Dick,
you know the same thing you did Sunday. Ain't never
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flew me on a goddamn helicopt over the ocean. Never happened.
It's on my bucket list. I'm added on there. That's
type of Valentine's I need next year. So hopefully I'll
have a whole boyfriend or husband if we can, just
we can pay for it. Helicopter, get on there and drink.
He might could do that ship today in the meantime, right,
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we don't have to wait till Valentine's We can go
down to Miami. They gotta helacopters. We can right over
the ocean. I ain't sucking like, but you know what,
it's still early. It's Valentine's You never know what might
happen night. And you know my suggestions for any man
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in a relationship today, stop acting like Valentine's Day does
not matter. It matters to women. It also matters to men. Too,
Like you know what I'm saying. Imagine you liking a
woman and they just ghost your ass on today, Right,
that's gonna be a problem. And women stop they getting
fucking sucking Valentine's get that man real gold digg is
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trick first anyway, get him a small little trinket, something
socks and draw It was like anything he said that
he like a little video game, wanted or some sh
and then pussy right, and then pussy the same old
pussy been bringing every day. I'm sorry, I mean, you know,
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like it's not a gift. Oh did you see that
post that somebody post. It was like, uh, I'm sorry
to break the news to y'all, but all pussy feel
the same. And I was like, that's not somebody missmelled
buddy hole, because first of all, it's different. Yeah, absolutely right,
makes just that all you could ever feel the same
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because some are tighter summer, older summer, newer summer, you know, right,
some dry right dryer winter, Like there's no just shape
different on the inside. That sound like somebody who ain't
had a lot of pussy are none at all. Yeah,
that sounds like, yes, I just saw a little inch finger.
Yeah it sounds like somebody penis than all. There's not
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even a micro But if you only can get to
the front of the vagina, that's probably the same. It's
just the top of the hole. Everybody got a top
of the hole. Yeah, ignorant man. Okay, well that's paltize
that guys, that's all we got. We got no love
advice to mean, we're happy. If your love it's a
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special strap up or not make a baby? Strap up? Girl,
You're gonna have a war, maybe an apocalyptic type ship,
but to happen. Do not get pregnant today? Why not?
We need kids to keep the earth. Wait till next year,
wait till after. This is my first time that I
would advise you to have sex raw. That's usually listen
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to you and a baby, like, don't we We're gonna
be fine. Okay, there's not gonna be any apocalypse. We're
talking about Valentine just been talking about a poet loose. Yeah,
because you'll people need to remember that real ship still
going on. Yeah, don't ever get comfortable. Okay, but still today,
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can we just can it be about love today? Just
for one day? Yeah? I love today. That's why I
love tomorrow. All right. Yeah, that's it. That's all we
got on Valentime to day. Thank y'all. We'll be right back,
all right, So let's get into super Internet and yeah,
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so what we got going on? So this past weekend
was the Super Bowl. Yes, oh Super Bowl Sunday, that's
what I did Sunday. Yes, I forgot about that ship.
So the Eagles and whatever who won, they opened up
for us, They opened up for Rihanna. And from what
I understand, because I wasn't paying attention, it looked like
it was a good game. It was a game the
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Eagles through the game. As far as it's dropping the ball,
somebody a hundred dollars on that game. I don't know
who I forgot. You bet again, Yeah, bet for the ego.
I just knew they was paid. No, you're gonna pay
if the person said bat you beat me, Yeah, I'll
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pay them name money. Other than that note, I'm not
paying the ass. Let me tell you why I thought
the Eagles was gonna win. So my ex boyfriend is
getting out of prison in like a week or two,
who's been in prison for nine years, and he got
egos tattered on his Uh, that's his favorite team. So
I just knew they was gonna win, because coming home
from jail, that's not good enough. It would have been
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good to boost his morale coming back into you know,
into the real world. Well, how do you feel about Rihanna?
I love Rihanna? As soon as she hit the say
this is that bitch breaking again? I love it? Yeah,
I mean I'm happy for And she showed up like
whatever during her little too step, barely dancing like y'all
niggas and be happy. I feel like a side was
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dancing harder on the ground than he was air on
the platform, floating and ship. I don't see no harnesses
or nothing on her. I was scared to tell her,
like bit what Beyonce does that at concerts? Bring nobody out,
though I feel like if you can't dance, maybe you
should bring out somebody that can dance. But she's enough
what ship? Arihanna is enough? I mean I love don't
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get me wrong, Rihanna, Navy or whatever. I don't know
if I'm in the Navy, but I'm a big fan.
But I just don't feel like she gave what needs
to be getting. She showed up pregnant like all you know,
Cardi b kind of started that whole thing, like, stop
putting your life on the whole. Do the ship? Have
you maybies you can stole Cary was humping the ground,
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pregnant and all kind of ships he was doing. Rihanna
has a little more class. Is that what it is?
Because I got seeing Rihanna titties a couple of times
on different outfits and stuff like that. So it is
a matter of don't class, don't do a reread. I
loved her performance. I love the little baby bump, I
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love the baby bump um. Well, the performance was. I
love the songs. It was nice to hear the songs again.
Better have my money. That was where we can go
with that, and we're gonna leave that right there. All right, y'all.
So y'all know, for a Black issue month, we try
to do like, you know, a batty who talks back. Um.
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And speaking of the super Bowl, did y'all see Sheryl
Lee Ralph? Okay, she was so fine, looks so good.
Oh she looks Black people are fucking beautiful. That's what
I do know. She looks so good and she sounded
good too, Yes, And I knew she was talented, but
I didn't know she could also sing. I didn't know
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she could sing either. I always known her, you know,
as an actractress. But I guess that's about right because
she played in Dreamgirls. So just to give a little
background on Shirley Ralph, she was born in nine team
fifty six December thirty. She's an actress and singer, now
that I know she's a singer to UM. She made
her screen debut in the nineteen seventy seven comedy film
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A Piece of Action, before landing the role as Dina
Jones and the Broadway musical dream Girls. That was UM
for what she received the Tony Award for dam I
didn't know she had a Tony UM. So she received
the Tony Award for Best Actress in a Musical Nomination. UM.
She currently stars as Barbara Howard on the a m
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ABC mockumentary sitcom Abbot Element. No, No, let me watching
TV first, I'm gonna have to catch up on it.
UM for what she won Outstanding Supporting Actress in Comedy
Series at the seventy Prime Time Emmy Awards. Okay, so
this week's Batty who Talks Back goes to Sheryl Lee
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Ralph because she was cutting up at the Super Bowl
at Sunday and she's so talented, so we salute your
girls and she looks so good. Yeah all right. So
you got this pastor talking crazy about Beyonce and not
want her congregation to attend any umy concerts. So Tiffany Montgomery.
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So she got saved in two thousand and fifteen because
she used to go to Beyonce and jay Z concerts
back before she got saved. Now she's a pastor and
she wants to influence everyone to not endorsed Beyonce or
jay Z. And she says that they witches or something
like that. Right, Yeah, that's what she said, And I
kind of a little bit. Is nothing wrong with being
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a witch? First of all? Yeah, I know I'm a
self proclaimed one. When you say that, what does that mean?
I used the Earth's elements to bend shipped to my will.
I don't funk with people, though. I think when people
try to get into witchcraft, the first thing women want
to do is put a spell on the negative, make
him like that, and actually to give me a spell.
You don't want that, because you're gonna be trying to
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You're gonna have to file up. Yeah, I appreciate that
you didn't do that, because you can't take away people
free will. So that's the one thing I may not
agree with with, you know, using witchcraft ship, but I
do believe that they on some ship, the Knowles family, right,
But for the church to be talking this is our
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one of our first films. This is gonna get this canceled.
Why I'm with it, I'm dad. It's so funk with people, right,
But I don't think the church has any room to
talk like y'all literally being there drinking and eating the
blood of Christ on Sundays. That sounds like witchcraft whatever.
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That sounds like a ritual to me. To me as
somebody who practices, that sounds like a ritual. So you
feel like I'm confusing. The church should not be talking
about Beyonce. That's what I feel like. Well, you know what,
I don't think it was a church. It was just
that one lady. I haven't seen a lot of this ladyship.
I think Michelle came to her defense, you know what
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I'm saying, because Michelle is like a very Christian woman,
and she definitely came to her defense. She clapped back, saying,
this don't make me run up on you wait, that's no,
that's the faster anyway. I like Beyonce. I like Beyonce.
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I don't know about jay Z, but I do like Beyonce.
I feel like, UM, I don't know, maybe she's being
held under her under duress. I don't know. Now I
will say that these concert tickets is out of control.
I won't. I'm not gonna luck, did you? I'm not
gonna go because I can't afford them tickets, not because
this pastor told me not to go. I haven't looked
how much. How much is that somebody was like, oh
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I got two floor tickets if you want to It
was three thousand apiece. Damn. I looked online like the
Nosebleedes was like five hundred dollars. So now, and I
did go to UM Tina knows UM nonprofit in l A.
Last year they were auctioning off tickets for Beyonce concert
and fifty thousand dollars. Two bitches bought those tickets, was
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one of them. She bought those tickets. Get somebody else
to do. I ain't got that kind of money to
invest in the concert. No, it just doesn't seem right.
Three thousand dollars to sit on the floor. It was
like two thousand and eighteen or something like that. I
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paid three hundred dollars for floor tickets. I saw Beyonce
in two thousand eight My ticket was like, but here's
the thing. They're doing something with these tickets like Ticketmaster,
and there has there should be some kind of law
about raising the prices on these tickets, because I don't
even think it's really Beyonce tickets that is that much.
I think it's the resellers. Yeah, the people bottom when
they hit them market, just like the sneakers and then
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they you know, yeah, I feel like in other countries
that have laws against that happening, but here in the States,
anything just getting chance they get. That's all we had.
No the lightning. Oh okay, alright, so look moving right along.
Um So, earlier this week a flash storm struck the
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big ass Christ that they have in Real Dejaniro, Brazil.
And now the internet isn't a frenzy. I know Will
Smith posted it, but this is not an uncommon event.
For like, it's a big as statue with the mountain, yes,
lightning ft tall, so why would it not get striped
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by lightning? But all right, so that ship got struck
by lightning. And we've been shooting under the unidentified flying
objects out of the sky all over the United States
and Canada, going on the Georgia Guide Stones. I don't
know if anybod body you ever heard of Georgia Guy Stones.
So last summer, that ship got struck by lightning. Well
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you can't tell what struck it on video. You see,
they have a video where car speeding away from it.
It looked like lightning striker to me. And it's a
three uh stone hinges and on the stone hinges it
tells you how to maintain humanity. And this is sitting
in the middle of a small town in Georgia, and
that ship got blown up last summer. Mm hmm. And
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now you got the aliens flying around right. So but
I won't be surprised by nothing. Let me tell you.
I packed all my bullets in my car, both my pistols,
just in case just the ever turned into like the
Walking Dad, because you know on the Walking Dad that
SI started. Oh it did started that level. But here's
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the things you won't get me stuck. I'm a survival
I don't feel like you can't shoot you like with
your regular bullet. What the aliens or the um the aliens,
They've probably got some type of soup. I'm sure they
have done their research on us down here, and they
know that we like to shoot each other up and
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ship like that, so they they prepared. Yeah, y'all keep
on playing out here if y'all want to. I don't know, man,
one thing, I know, I'm gonna live to tell a story.
That's all the funk, I know. I know that's all right.
All right, y'all, We're gonna take a break right quick,
and when we come back, we want to get into
some fun stuff like, Yeah, we're gonna talk sitcoms and love.
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We'll be right back. Okay, So guys, we're back, and
I wanted to talk with a J about black sitcoms
and black sitcom love, not just sitcoms movies too. So
we made a list of all our favorite black couples,
and we just want to talk about a few things
that we love about them and that we hate about
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them and those things like that. So I may I
compile a list of questions to ask a J. And
we can talk about it in y'all can talk about
it at home. Too. Okay, So first, which couple was
the best parents out of all your black couple sitcoms
and movies? Who do you feel like it was the
best parents? Okay? I think it would be a tie
between Uncle Phil and Viv and um, the Hustables, the Hustles.
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I feel like every episode came with a life lesson, right, Yeah,
like there was a lot of people parents that didn't
have parents. Uncle Phil to Ja Cole definitely said oh yeah,
Uncle Phil. But Uncle Phil like the way that you know,
that was a little bit unrealistic for most black people.
I guess the household oh because it was rich, yes, yeah,
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but they definitely, you know, had a lot of ship
you can learn from, especially the episode when Will was like,
don't love me? That was that was sad man. Yeah,
that was sad. But it was a lot of black
kids that could relate to that ship. But we're gonna
never see him cry about it. They just keep blaming
their mom about it. Sometimes Mama fault though, No, they're
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just never mama fault. She did her best, women accountable
for ship. She all right, which couple would you want
to be? Like? Uh, which couple I'm looking at it?
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I like relationship. They can trip out together, but they
didn't seem like they was doing a whole lot of
good fucking Like they just was funny together, but they
wasn't like remember she had her head stuck in the bead, like, Yeah,
that's some fucking all right. I would say, mm hmmm,
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I don't know who would I want to be, Like,
did you Georgia Wheezy l No, because George Jefferson was toxic.
That's That's what I'm putting for toxic. But I would
say I probably wouldn't want to be like Uncle Phil
and Viv rich and and healed and happy. No, I
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guess which one which the first one? Both a black
darkly Okay, I could not be on Viv because I'm
not married and niked that big Okay, I'm sorry. So
if you had a rich man who loves you to
death and do anything for you because you don't have
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to take care of that nigga you'd be carrying around
about sixty seven years old, you're gonna be having to
take care of him because he did not make happy decisions.
Still not be healthy by the time you sixty seven
years old, But the chances of you being unhealthy and
needing someone to take care of you, because now you
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have done what the funk you wanted to do your
whole life, right, made all these unhealthy decisions. Now I
got to pay for him. I see that in real life.
If you don't want no fact, nigga, who you pick?
I decaid? I want to Okay, I don't want to
unhealthy nick God say that. Let me know, Uncle Phil,
I'm not body shaming him, size man. No, I still
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want to go with Martin and Gina. Okay, So that
would be to couple that was cool, but I wouldn't
I don't think I would have chosen. Okay, which couple
was the funniest. Definitely Martin and Gina. Sometimes Gina got
funny and like maybe I don't know, maybe it was
Martin that made it funny. You know. It was just
like the Martin and goddamn Pam were funny. Yeah, but
they weren't a couple. They can't. They probably wanted to
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fun in real life. They might have did in real life.
They wouldn't have fucked, right, Martin would have smashed Pam
in real life because that was something like the playground
hitting the girl because you like them. Their chemistry. Yeah,
I could see that, but they don't count because they're
not a couple. So who you pick? Um? I picked them.
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That's the funniest. Yeah, all right, I agree, which couple
would do the best? Fucking? Like, we didn't watch all
these couples fun, but in your imagination, who is fucking
the best? Mm hmmm, why are you thinking I'm gonna
give you mine? I really think Florida Evans and James
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Evans was doing the biggest nice, creazy, fucking poor fun
sweat poor in. All we got is little fucking I agree.
Damn this ship in the way, damn that way. Just
about him being gone, she was gonna miss that big.
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I agree. Read they probably had the best sex life,
and they seemed the happiest a lot of times, you
know what I'm saying. They the most miserable all the time.
You think it was always for real, like every episode
was like hardship. But they had a lot of love.
There you go. So maybe I'm confusing and conflating happiness
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with love, But it's that not the same thing. Not
Oftentimes we can have a lot of love and not
be like happy with your situation. All right, Yeah, but
love makes the situation easier. No, I'm sure it would,
but I don't think it was completely happy. I know
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they wasn't happy with the kids, but together them as
a couple of minus the kids, I feel like they
were happy with each other because they had financial struggles
that they were always arguing about. You don't think so,
I gotta rewatch, but you watch way more TV than me.
I love me a good black sitcom. Okay, which couple
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was the most toxic? Um? Don know who you got?
I would say, First of all, I would say the
most toxic was um, what's his name? On the show?
U from Not Good Times? But the Jeffersons, Sherman Hesley,
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George George and Wheezy George was toxic. He was she
was male male shoving his pig is what he was
and like that show would never like fly in today's
like he couldn't be like that and be okay. They'd
be like, why is this nig always talking ship to
Wheezy like that? And how he did what was the
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the mad name? Girl? I don't know what was the
mad name? You know? Anybody? Florence? How he used to
talk to Florence. He was real disrespect for the Florence,
but then she was in there not doing ship. So
like the Eastern Ray and Lawrence, like I only caught
like a few episodes of that. That would be a
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more modern day Why I don't feel like I stick
towards each other, They would be more modern day like
they just were having together? Are we not together? Like
that's what we deal with now, Like that a gray
area when you started working with somebody and they still
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funking with somebody, and like listen Monica and Quincy Monica
and Quincy Basis, Like you think about it. That movie
was supposed to be such a like sweet loving story,
is it really not? He did Monica so fucking dirty,
Like he dumped Monica because she couldn't play basketball, no basketball,
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because because she wouldn't be there for him right when
he needed him to talk to her, like she had
a game, she had a curfew, like why he don't
do because of that ship? And then God with fucking
Tyra banks ass and then she imagined being playing the
nigga for his heart in the middle of the night.
(30:11):
He played hard to imagine knocking on the nigga window
in the middle of the night. The fuck and then
he really came out there and played her like that
was definitely very toxic. I wouldn't call it toxic. Who
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else Melanie and Derwin? This ship was dumb? What shows
that was? Like? What shows? That's? Um? The game? Oh?
I definitely didn't watch that time. Really, No, I don't
have so good You should go back and I know something. Okay,
So I know, like, um, the storylines on a lot
(30:54):
of shows, but like to say, I watched the ship
from top to bottom. No med school, no, no girl,
you need to go back and see that. It's really good. Okay,
So now what happened? They were? They were definitely toxic.
Derwe had an outside baby. Well, I mean I guess
they were kind of split when she had the baby,
but she was like the baby and see if the
baby was his, like trying to get pregnant with turkey
(31:18):
bases and all kind of crazy because he was a
football player, right, Okay, I remember he played for the
I don't know who the fuck he played for. But
they was real toxic, all right? Which couple would you
want to see more of? Like if you could pick
a couple from any show, which one would you like
a new reboot? I would love for again Martin and
(31:41):
Gina to be rebooted. We know that would never happen,
but I would love to see a reboot of that.
But could you imagine them, like how the show would
be at fifty though not fun because did you see
the reunion on I think it was on HBO Max.
On the reunion, Martin looked clearly uncomfortable, like why am
I heir g know? It was like talking a whole lot.
(32:02):
She's I don't know, I don't know what the is
that with her? Pam fly fine, it flies as always.
I don't think they could have the same on chemistry
not back there, Yeah, because they're oldert So like if
we can get a TV show similar to Martin, that
would be great, That would be great. I would want
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to see Easter Ray Uh and Lawrence like the whole show. Yeah,
the whole show just dedicated to them. Who the fund
is Carling, Harriet, Where's low? Why? They were a good
family to have, Like I would like to see hercle
(32:44):
again as a grown as fifty year old nigga. No,
just on the show like that type of show we are,
of course, we're not gonna be able to get the
same people acting the same at the same age, but
just like similar shows, not the same show, but like
to see where these characters, how they evolved, Like, is
there any character that you would want to see how
they evolved over time? We would need some eighteen year
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old characters then, what do you mean like so it
could be age relevant. That's what I'm saying. Eastern Lawrence
would be good to see again. I can agree with that.
I would like to see what Florida did after James die,
you know, like did she get a new nigga? Like
did she get a house? Did she get out that apartment? Scott?
I would love to see that. Oh me and Lance,
(33:32):
Oh we did. We just got to see lads get
a new girlfriend. I would like to see where I
could see watch more episodes. Um the Best Man? Um,
this was the final chapters, but they can add more
chapters maybe when my movie comes out? What's your movie
gonna be about? So just imagine, like, um, there's I
(33:54):
don't know seven men, right and seven women essentially? So
take uh Best Man? And what's the movie with the
crazy ass white dudes who go hangover? Mix that together? Right?
You got one character who just got out of prison
that nigga like he's the comic relief. He's still hanging
(34:15):
his draws up. All types of ship in the house.
You got the corporate the type dude, you got the
Eric type nig Yes, I love her because yeah, the
Erica I do type woman who like changes the playboy,
the whole little thing whatever. And yeah, like one of
the wives, or you gotta bi racial couple in there too,
(34:36):
white guy, Yeah, like one of the wives. Get into
the group chat and see like, because you know, I've
seen some nigga's group chats before. It should be little.
There's a lot of pussy in there, a lot of
ship that should not be happening if you married. Yeahs
back in my group chat periodically. You know it's not
a whole lot y'all. Y'all be sharing like I love
(35:00):
real dicks, Like I love the invention of a camera
phone because it saves you from making mistakes sitting the dick.
Let me see what I'm working with, so the dick
that the dick pick comes and it's not right. I
don't think we should. I don't think we should think
(35:21):
a ghost and then men have snatched you and then
ghost to you. At least I want to ghost to
you first. Yeah, that's thoughtful. Thank you friends, thoughtful O
T I you will, Okay, So back to your group chat.
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So that's pretty much yea, that's the gist of it.
So they find something in the group chat that is
like unsavory and and this is my what is it
called a poor man's copyright, poor man's trademark? This is
what I'm doing right now. So if I see my
should come out on film somewhere. Um soon, who the
fuck ever you're gonna do a friend, don't worry about
(36:07):
nobody coming for your ship. You're gonna do it from
chat coming in. He told abody gonna shoot your ship,
And I'm gonna shoot your ship, all right? Which who
who should have never been a couple? If you had
to pick someone from these TV shows or movies, who
(36:30):
do you feel like should have never been a couple? Um?
I don't know. Maybe over Tennis, sin't clear. They're like
and I think they're too much alike. Now, that could
have been a toxic relationship. That might have been like
love bombing. They were love bombing each other a lot,
(36:51):
mi ovie all that ship it was No, I feel
like Stella and Winston should have never been a couple.
Stella was forty five, Winston was twitter two, Like she
picked him up and moved in from Jamaica. I'm mixed
up overturning. What's his name with? You know the other two? Who? Um? Sinclair? Sinclair? No? No,
(37:14):
not st Clair? What's the one with the with the dreads? Yeah?
Maxine Shaw and Ky? Yeah. I liked them together. They
had like a little see I need shows next to
this ship were they weren't compatible? In my opinion, it
(37:35):
was just like an older lady who was just needed
sub dick in her life. Can you ever relate to
something like that? Yeah, that's why I feel like I
really asked the ship like that, did you get your
groove back? Only for a minute I heard from that
nigas Christmas? But yeah, next question, bitches all right? Which
(38:05):
couple had bad timing? M M, I guess Easter and Lawrence? Uh?
If I had to keep Did they end up together? Yeah?
They did. They did end up together. But he had
a baby on the way. He had a baby. No,
I don't know why the baby came. It was one episode.
She needed that baby. It was her imagination that I
(38:32):
remember the morning my Eggs called me, well, I knew
the baby was on the way, right, and he sent
me a picture of his baby. And I slept peacefully
after that because I'm like, like what the baby wasn't cute?
So I was happy that. First of all, I was
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hoping that she would have had a boy then he
then she could name him like the Junior. I think
she doing something, but I hate that nigger name. So
you could have done that, I wouldn't give a fuck
and still would have had his baby. But when I
seen that baby, like she grew up. She's very beautiful
now right, but newborn, like brand new, he feels the
need to send you a picture of his newborn baby
(39:15):
with somebody else. I mean, I knew he was on
the way to the hospital. We was like together, we
were stole together. So yeah, yes, I stay it, okay,
you know what I say? Because uh, we were in
a law in this relationship, and I just feel like
(39:36):
ships gonna happen if we was living five minutes apart,
that's different, you know what I'm saying. But I can't um.
I knew that I knew something like that was gonna happen.
I don't think he understood the significance of him having
a baby to the baby came down, because that's when
the real problem started. We was good while the girl
was pregnant, but once that fucking baby touchdown, bitch, it
(39:58):
was problems. But yeah, I love because pant. I knew
I wasn't good. I knew I wasn't good, and I
was really like waiting for when that baby comes and
he understands the significance of having your first child and
wanting to be there and ship like that, how are
you gonna what's what what's the logistics of that gonna
look like? And it didn't work. It did not, bitch,
(40:23):
not to be in your business, but a little bit.
What was the conversation that was like, hey, I got
a baby on the way with the girl? It was
it was a cold New Year's Eve twenty Uh who
year was this? I think we were going into twenty
(40:43):
thirteen maybe something like that. The Nigger Room in New
year is. Nonetheless, we were we were about to get
dressed to go to his homeboy house. Um, they were
having a New Year's Eve party and this stupid ass
is like, man, that girl says she pregnant. That girl
I knew he had been with somebody else. Yes, so
(41:06):
that girl when he said that, I knew exactly who
he was talking about. But that girl say, she and
I just left the house and went to a Mexican
restaurant and they didn't mind you. I didn't live in
the city. We didn't. We were living in the same city.
I I float flew on for Christmas, so I was
living in the Midwest the time. So now you like,
got me here, good Christmas, nice Christmas. Good, Yes, this
(41:29):
is New Year's fucking eaves and you got a whole
bit preg I would have never came down here. I
hadn't do me like that. Before he took me. He
took me to the game. We had good seats. He
took me shopping, he took me to a nice dinner,
and then while I was at the table, he was like, yeah,
I got twins on the way. No, no, no, they
weren't on the way. It was nine months. Oh that's disgusting.
(41:54):
I life could be a damn sick. It should have
been through as a Look, my movie gonna start with
a scene front ship I really went through in real life.
Imagine you y'all just had a you know, a couple
of dates or whatever. But this is a night, y'all
gonna this is the night you're gonna give him the pussy.
You high with it, like I wasn't smoking weed at
the time. I'm getting high with this man. All this ship.
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We have sex, great, great, great sex all about two
three thirty in the morning. At the window of the bedroom,
you and there with another bit. You're I'm outside pregnant.
I heard that like I'm high and sleep and I
heard that like you got a baby on the way.
This is the same nigga, nothing nigga. And I stayed
(42:37):
and was against this, nigga, I've been making poor choice.
How many times you've been engaged one time? Oh, this
is the same thing. No, the other thing. This is
another thing. You had the baby. Now this is another man.
The engagement is you only engaged one time? Okay, So
(42:57):
I was just you know, I was putting two and
two together. So that's how the movie gonna start. Okay,
that's not good. I'm tuning into that ship. I wanna
be in there. I'm gonna be the bitch outside like
I'm pregnant and here and there when I ain't gonna
fight you, all right, So last question before we get
out of here. What's your favorite scene from any show
(43:20):
any time of all time. Ah, your favorite scene. It
doesn't have to be like a couple story or um.
I don't know, all right, I'm gonna tell you mine.
Thank you. That ever going to Martin where they go
to that island and they fighting that that's really beating
(43:44):
the ship out of that ship. That is the best
ship ever. If you watch that ship to this day,
it's still sucking. He there. Recently it was Tam and
Martin beat the beating like the puy up. That's my
most favorite scene of any show of all time. Do
you have one? But I like the scene with Martin
Um and Gina they went to his reunion and her
(44:05):
face was one of my favorite episodes periods one. That
was a good episode too. Do you have any good
emotional episode that like, damn, this made me cry? I
was in my feelings outside of the Will Smith um
with my dad. Now, okay, back to loving basketball. Now
when he when he beat that bitch and she started crying,
you know, beating the basketball when he beat her in
(44:28):
the game the Divorite movie see on domestic violence. Oh,
we left them out they were definitely the most toxic.
Fucking Turner and Tina Turners, they definitely get I did
George and Wheezy bad saying that they were the most time.
It was definitely Tina that was the most toxic. And
(44:52):
Ship Jackson fives their parents. They wasn't beating each other.
Some kids. That's the best pair of day. Listen. Yeah,
that's not funny, right, but I mean kind of. But kids. No,
kids turned out to be very successful. Yeah they're successful,
(45:13):
but they are they like sound mind individuals. I don't know.
I can't speak to that, but they definitely did well.
We all speak in their name, right, I would have
took a cup. But if I could have been like
Michael Jackson, my mom could have beat the ship out
of me every day. Ain't gonna lie. No. I mean,
they have a successful career like Michael Jackson and be
like Michael Jackson will get on stage and stand there
(45:34):
for ten minutes and not moving. The crowd would just
be like, he ain't even moved. You see how they
did Rihanna up there they were talking ship because she
wasn't moving. It's not a Michael Jackson moment there. There
will never be another to compare Michael Jackson and Beyonce
a lot. Yeah, because she has like the the closest
(45:56):
level of starting to Michael Jackson that has ever existed
since him. Mark, Can you think of anybody that's more
famous than Beyonce? I mean maybe, what what's that Molly Molly? No,
not Molly Taylor Swift? Taylor tell us something doing the
dancing either, No, she's not dancing. I can't even name
(46:16):
a Taylor Swift song. But I think Michael Jackson is
so the greatest to ever do it, right. I don't
think Michael beating your would you let your got what
beat me? I mean, I hit my mama bag? That's
a la your bama bag. They go act like you
(46:39):
hit him anyway, might as well? They asked, do we
have a dumb bit story? Outsided when you told earlier? Oh,
shut up bit dumb bitch stories, because we've all been
a dumb bitch at least once or twice. Alright, so
I do have a dumb bit story. Is not my own, Okay,
I always tell my dumb bit ship just so y'all
(47:01):
can live vi curiously through me anyway. Um, this comes
from one of our Instagram listeners, and she says, Hey,
Tammy and j J, I love y'all show, not a podcast,
but show, because that's what y'all give every Thursday is
a motherfucker's show. I heard that. Um So, she said,
So I need some advice on my semi dumb bit story.
(47:24):
I don't know if we could have a semi dumb
bit story about Okay, So, my nigga is in jail.
We have been talking since we were in middle school.
We broke it off when I went to high school
and got back together by senior year in high school.
He's a hood nigga and he has been in and
out of jail since two thousand eighteen. On his streak
of being out, he went back in and he's about
(47:45):
to come home in February. He might be home right now.
Excuse me, all right, So, while he was in jail,
I was so faithful to this nigga. Couldn't breathe in
my direction without getting turned down. Oh she excuse me,
she said, while he was in jail, I was so
faithful a nigga couldn't breathe in my ruction without getting
turned down. While he was doing his first year in jail,
he wanted to get all of his dirt office chest,
(48:07):
and I found out about all his holes he was
talking to while I was in college, and all these
holes um bank accounts he was funding while I was
in college making Ramen and me playing the strong black
woman role. I was being too damn understanding. But eventually
that ship sat with me and I was like, fuck no,
(48:28):
I'm too cute for this, and I started my first
whole phase. Ever. By the way, I'm twenty three. I
forgot to mention that, so she's a young girl. I
like young women. Um, so long story short. I told
him about my whole phase right before the year, and
it did. You don't never ever admit to any whole ship.
These niggas, they will never They're not as forgiving and
(48:50):
they don't give as much grace as women give men. Right,
um right. Maybe I don't know. Maybe because he's being honest,
she wanted to be honest with him. I don't know,
but never never do this. I'm like, this is my nigga,
This who I really want. And I was getting too
(49:11):
cold hearted and he was this is all mixed up. Um.
He's done a lot of making up and really changed
a lot in his old a lot of his old
ways and as far excuse me, what the fuck uh,
he has done a lot of making up and really
changed a lot of his old ways as far as
he treats me. So he's getting ready to come home,
(49:32):
and I wanted to wanted to clean slate. But my
favorite hole is also peeping. She says, she got a
favorite hole in the streets, basically always peeping in my
d ms. And I'm wondering, should I, um just do
this last scratch with him, or this last itch and
scratch whatever she's saying, um, or just wait for my
(49:54):
man to come home. This is what she's asking. So
I was, like, your favorite hole and did he ever
fund your accounts? Right? But what's your advice to her?
Should she scratch that itch before she her man come home?
I never suggest anybody to wait for anybody to come
out of prison. First of all, she should have been
moved on, like I don't suggest any young young women
(50:17):
young girls. Depends on how much time are you going
to come? Okay, the nigger who had the baby he
had just came home from prison, was outside for one
year and had someone pregnant. I'm not I didn't wait
on him. I just happened to be single when he
came home. But I'm not just gonna just be waiting
for I don't suggest any young woman to wait unless
(50:38):
that's your husband. Yeah, because you cain't gonna wait on you.
You go to jail. He's gonna jail if she's willing. No,
don't do that, don't go that far. I'm just looking like,
I mean, what your mama looked like. If motherfucker looked
like you, she didn't. I missed you so much. Suck
(51:00):
your mama. Yeah, like I believe. No, hell no, don't
wait for no man to come home from prison. And
why are you working with somebody who's in it and
out of jail anyway? He's not a good criminal, you know,
get you a blue collar excuse me, get your white
collar babe, like somebody who's into mortgage. Maybe not any criminal.
Like that's a good idea too, you know, stop working
with criminals. But okay, like maybe he's reformed and maybe
(51:22):
he's coming back a different man who wants to do
the right thing by her, and that's fair. So uh,
I would say, go ahead and square stags and keep
it to yourself and then just both of y'all started.
I think then coming home from prison, they come home
with a lot of resentment. Let you miss a letter
of visit. They have a lot of resentment towards like
the people on the outside until they're out here for
(51:44):
a little while and they not responded to their home.
He's in prison to see, like nobody got time for
that ship for real, Like you have life going on
out here. Your life stopped when you went to prison,
So it's really hard. Like that's why it's usually mama's
that keep up with them niggas, Like no, for real,
like people go to jail, they life really stopped. Like
this guy wrote me a letter. I had already graduated college.
(52:06):
It had been like I had been out of college
probably like five years at this point, and I got
a letter from him. Went to my mother's house so
she's like, you got some prison mail here, like okay, sorry.
So it said when he's about to come home and
he's gonna play basketball for bidnitick, and I'm gonna be
his girlfriend and we're gonna be living in the d
(52:28):
he was still living. And I was like, fuck you
talk about I've been working for five years. I've been
out of college five years and he was still caught
up in that timeframe and we hadn't even spoken. So
people really be trapped the times. So that means you're
in jail with him if you don't move on with
your life like you've been outside, been imprisoned. Niggas wants
(52:51):
you to be loyal like that. Yeah, And there's a
lot of women in prison who in prison because of
men and they have nobody. Yeah, so don't wait on
these niggas. Move on with your life and you know,
maybe change yourself so you can attract the different type
of man. That part, that's my suggestion that hurt a
blue collar because when we go through things with men
(53:13):
like you have to look internal. It's not always the
men like what about me attracted this situation? What about
me attracted this person? Yeah? Yeah, so that's what you
gotta work on. But just because someone goes to jail
doesn't necessarily mean that they're absolutely not I like, like
I said, like, I like smart people who with the system. Yeah,
(53:33):
and I know that the system is still set up
for black peuter fail. So even if we find those
little craeri a little loophole ship and get in trouble like,
I'm not like those type of people. But if you
bun jail for a bunch of stupid ship robbing people
that type of stuff. Now been moving the packs? Okay,
Like I might have a little bit more. Give me
(53:56):
a corporate guy who go come home every day? You
want to get a corporate man? Yeah, That's where I'm
at with it right now. Yeah, I haven't for a
long time ready for my regular guy. Ve come home
just like rout as a routine. I don't want a
(54:18):
niggle like what you're doing. Play. If I meet another
nigga making a place, I want more. No more niggas
making plays. Okay, I'm lindle fing it to your old
life friend right all right, y'all, so listen. If you
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When this is not lean, it's not it's missing. I
(00:31):
love y'all. I love y'all. Thank y'all for tuning in.
How was your weekend? I don't do much ship, same ship?
I did do? Uh? I guess a little bit of
valentine Dinner on Sunday? A little bit of dinner. Yeah,
because we in Atlanta, right, so Valentine's is today. We're recording, y'all.
(00:51):
Uh yeah, So I did do dinner on Sunday. What
did you do dinner? And dick? You got dick? Yes,
I've been getting dick, bitch. I don't know about you.
I didn't get no dick and I didn't get no dinner. Actually,
I kind of drove here and I was running around
trying to find something to wear because we're filming, you guys.
(01:13):
So I didn't do that. I hung out with Takia
so we went to Esco. Uh that's a little cool
little spot, and we had two chains. Was there, his
wife was there. They were kicking in was R and B.
I love them. I love yeah. So it was a
cool time and yeah, that was it. So we could
be here bright and earlier. I don't do too much.
You got last night, no Sunday. It's Monday, and today
(01:35):
is Tuesday. It's Valentine's Day, So Monday we could at
least wore a paint. Bitch, were sad or black on
purpose because I ain't got no Valentine. What's your best
and worst Valentine's I have really not had any bad ones.
I don't know if you want to consider the ones.
(01:56):
You gotta be by yourself kind of bad. But no,
I had a bad at one. I'm I'm gonna yeah,
I'm gonna start with a bad one and I'm in
with the best one. All right. We're family and I'm
sharing with y'all. So it was this guy was saying
we had only been seeing each other like maybe a
couple of months or whatever, and we talked about Valentine's
(02:17):
and he was like, I don't believe in Valentine. Here
we go and I was like, well, I do. So
if I don't spend it with you, I'll probably be
with somebody. Right. So, like the day before Valentine's he
was like, uh, what you're doing tomorrow. I was like,
I don't have plans yet. He was like, I want
to see you. I want to when you come over,
I'm gonna make you dinner. I'm gonna do some nice things,
all right. I was like, okay, cool. I was all
(02:39):
the way in Columbia, South Carolina, and I drove back
to Charlotte to have this Valentine experience even though I
still had to work the next day in Columbia. So
I was doing a lot of back and forth. This
experience happened for me. Let's just get that together, all right.
So I get to his house and he got Brian
night playing and ship and he got like a but
what's that nothing? Bunt cake one of those, and he
(03:02):
got some flowers and he's in there and making a
steak and like, you know, so it's all good, Like
everything is good. I'm like, oh, this is nice. He
poured me a glass of wine. We're having a good conversation,
all right. So I had lied to him about my age,
but I've been trains aged for a long time. Right,
So we were having a converse. I had forgot like
(03:22):
I told him when we first met, and we were
having a conversation. She was like, did you ever lie
to me about anything? And I was like, I don't
think I've ever lied to you about anything. And I
was like, oh, I might have told you I was
two years younger than I really am. All right, hope,
let me go back. This is this is after the
steak and I gave him some head we don't need
(03:43):
it and all that ship. Now, he was like, did
you have a lie to me about anything? I was like,
people want to have serious conversations that I think I
ever lied to you. I was like, I think when
we met, I might have told you I was such
a such age, but I'm really this age. But it's
like a year and a half older, two years older
than what I am. He was he lied to me.
I can't believe you need to leave what I need
(04:08):
to leave. It's pouring down ray, y'all. It's sucking pouring
down rain. And nigger made me leave his house. He
was all right, so earlier I felt like he was
trying to find a reason to go because he was like,
I need to go get my homeboy. He need a
ride real quick. He was trying to go to another
bitch house, like it was very evident that he had
played two Valentines for two different people. And when I
(04:30):
like stopped, like, oh, you're not going to get nobody
seen him with Uber if you need to go, if
you need to ride, see him with Uber. I was
shutting everything down, so he had to try to find
a way to pick a fight. He was like, did
you ever lie about anything? He was just waiting on
me to have something outlied about so he could be
so appalled and put me out his house in the rain,
and I drove home in the rain like that nigga.
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I wanted to kill him. That was my words. Valentine's
Day by far, that's sad. Yeah, and that's sad. I
wonder if he googled, like how to get rid of
a bit of Valentine? How did you mean that he
just was coming? He was, Yeah, this day he tried
to like give me a newtle trick. No, nigger, you
(05:20):
put me out on Valentine's Day because in the rain
over a little white lie that I told you. The
first day we met a little white that was a
white lie right, very traceful. Yeah, it's not that deep
like and you made it a big deal. So fun
that nigga. And then my best Valentine, my best Valentine,
(05:42):
my ex boyfriend when he um took took me on
the helicopter ride over the ocean like a sunset champagne ride.
Then we went um. Then we went to paint um
like you know how like a Painton said. We went
and did that. And then the next day we stay
did in the hotel room that night and he had
me packed for five days. He said, just pack and
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he I was lily, never had no ship like that.
I gotta even get my Valentine's up. I was living
in Europe at the time. We were both were living
in Europe. So he flew me home. I was so
homesick and he flew me home and see my mama
the next day. So and we also when it saw
a lion king the Broadway shows, like he didn't he
pulled out all the stops. I fucked him on the plane.
(06:25):
It was like a red Eye. It was a red
eyeback from like from England and London and New York
and it was like empty and I sucked him right
on that plane. I did because that was the dopest
Valentine because I was so guaranteed pussy. Yeah, that was
my best Valentine. What about you? This basic ship dinner, Dick,
you know the same thing you did Sunday. Ain't never
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flew me on a goddamn helicopt over the ocean. Never happened.
It's on my bucket list. I'm added on there. That's
type of Valentine's I need next year. So hopefully I'll
have a whole boyfriend or husband if we can, just
we can pay for it. Helicopter, get on there and drink.
He might could do that ship today in the meantime, right,
(07:09):
we don't have to wait till Valentine's We can go
down to Miami. They gotta helacopters. We can right over
the ocean. I ain't sucking like, but you know what,
it's still early. It's Valentine's You never know what might
happen night. And you know my suggestions for any man
(07:30):
in a relationship today, stop acting like Valentine's Day does
not matter. It matters to women. It also matters to men. Too,
Like you know what I'm saying. Imagine you liking a
woman and they just ghost your ass on today, Right,
that's gonna be a problem. And women stop they getting
fucking sucking Valentine's get that man real gold digg is
(07:53):
trick first anyway, get him a small little trinket, something
socks and draw It was like anything he said that
he like a little video game, wanted or some sh
and then pussy right, and then pussy the same old
pussy been bringing every day. I'm sorry, I mean, you know,
(08:15):
like it's not a gift. Oh did you see that
post that somebody post. It was like, uh, I'm sorry
to break the news to y'all, but all pussy feel
the same. And I was like, that's not somebody missmelled
buddy hole, because first of all, it's different. Yeah, absolutely right,
makes just that all you could ever feel the same
(08:36):
because some are tighter summer, older summer, newer summer, you know, right,
some dry right dryer winter, Like there's no just shape
different on the inside. That sound like somebody who ain't
had a lot of pussy are none at all. Yeah,
that sounds like, yes, I just saw a little inch finger.
Yeah it sounds like somebody penis than all. There's not
(09:00):
even a micro But if you only can get to
the front of the vagina, that's probably the same. It's
just the top of the hole. Everybody got a top
of the hole. Yeah, ignorant man. Okay, well that's paltize
that guys, that's all we got. We got no love
advice to mean, we're happy. If your love it's a
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special strap up or not make a baby? Strap up? Girl,
You're gonna have a war, maybe an apocalyptic type ship,
but to happen. Do not get pregnant today? Why not?
We need kids to keep the earth. Wait till next year,
wait till after. This is my first time that I
would advise you to have sex raw. That's usually listen
(09:45):
to you and a baby, like, don't we We're gonna
be fine. Okay, there's not gonna be any apocalypse. We're
talking about Valentine just been talking about a poet loose. Yeah,
because you'll people need to remember that real ship still
going on. Yeah, don't ever get comfortable. Okay, but still today,
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can we just can it be about love today? Just
for one day? Yeah? I love today. That's why I
love tomorrow. All right. Yeah, that's it. That's all we
got on Valentime to day. Thank y'all. We'll be right back,
all right, So let's get into super Internet and yeah,
(10:29):
so what we got going on? So this past weekend
was the Super Bowl. Yes, oh Super Bowl Sunday, that's
what I did Sunday. Yes, I forgot about that ship.
So the Eagles and whatever who won, they opened up
for us, They opened up for Rihanna. And from what
I understand, because I wasn't paying attention, it looked like
it was a good game. It was a game the
(10:51):
Eagles through the game. As far as it's dropping the ball,
somebody a hundred dollars on that game. I don't know
who I forgot. You bet again, Yeah, bet for the ego.
I just knew they was paid. No, you're gonna pay
if the person said bat you beat me, Yeah, I'll
(11:12):
pay them name money. Other than that note, I'm not
paying the ass. Let me tell you why I thought
the Eagles was gonna win. So my ex boyfriend is
getting out of prison in like a week or two,
who's been in prison for nine years, and he got
egos tattered on his Uh, that's his favorite team. So
I just knew they was gonna win, because coming home
from jail, that's not good enough. It would have been
(11:36):
good to boost his morale coming back into you know,
into the real world. Well, how do you feel about Rihanna?
I love Rihanna? As soon as she hit the say
this is that bitch breaking again? I love it? Yeah,
I mean I'm happy for And she showed up like
whatever during her little too step, barely dancing like y'all
niggas and be happy. I feel like a side was
(12:00):
dancing harder on the ground than he was air on
the platform, floating and ship. I don't see no harnesses
or nothing on her. I was scared to tell her,
like bit what Beyonce does that at concerts? Bring nobody out,
though I feel like if you can't dance, maybe you
should bring out somebody that can dance. But she's enough
what ship? Arihanna is enough? I mean I love don't
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get me wrong, Rihanna, Navy or whatever. I don't know
if I'm in the Navy, but I'm a big fan.
But I just don't feel like she gave what needs
to be getting. She showed up pregnant like all you know,
Cardi b kind of started that whole thing, like, stop
putting your life on the whole. Do the ship? Have
you maybies you can stole Cary was humping the ground,
(12:46):
pregnant and all kind of ships he was doing. Rihanna
has a little more class. Is that what it is?
Because I got seeing Rihanna titties a couple of times
on different outfits and stuff like that. So it is
a matter of don't class, don't do a reread. I
loved her performance. I love the little baby bump, I
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love the baby bump um. Well, the performance was. I
love the songs. It was nice to hear the songs again.
Better have my money. That was where we can go
with that, and we're gonna leave that right there. All right, y'all.
So y'all know, for a Black issue month, we try
to do like, you know, a batty who talks back. Um.
(13:29):
And speaking of the super Bowl, did y'all see Sheryl
Lee Ralph? Okay, she was so fine, looks so good.
Oh she looks Black people are fucking beautiful. That's what
I do know. She looks so good and she sounded
good too, Yes, And I knew she was talented, but
I didn't know she could also sing. I didn't know
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she could sing either. I always known her, you know,
as an actractress. But I guess that's about right because
she played in Dreamgirls. So just to give a little
background on Shirley Ralph, she was born in nine team
fifty six December thirty. She's an actress and singer, now
that I know she's a singer to UM. She made
her screen debut in the nineteen seventy seven comedy film
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A Piece of Action, before landing the role as Dina
Jones and the Broadway musical dream Girls. That was UM
for what she received the Tony Award for dam I
didn't know she had a Tony UM. So she received
the Tony Award for Best Actress in a Musical Nomination. UM.
She currently stars as Barbara Howard on the a m
(14:33):
ABC mockumentary sitcom Abbot Element. No, No, let me watching
TV first, I'm gonna have to catch up on it.
UM for what she won Outstanding Supporting Actress in Comedy
Series at the seventy Prime Time Emmy Awards. Okay, so
this week's Batty who Talks Back goes to Sheryl Lee
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Ralph because she was cutting up at the Super Bowl
at Sunday and she's so talented, so we salute your
girls and she looks so good. Yeah all right. So
you got this pastor talking crazy about Beyonce and not
want her congregation to attend any umy concerts. So Tiffany Montgomery.
(15:19):
So she got saved in two thousand and fifteen because
she used to go to Beyonce and jay Z concerts
back before she got saved. Now she's a pastor and
she wants to influence everyone to not endorsed Beyonce or
jay Z. And she says that they witches or something
like that. Right, Yeah, that's what she said, And I
kind of a little bit. Is nothing wrong with being
(15:40):
a witch? First of all? Yeah, I know I'm a
self proclaimed one. When you say that, what does that mean?
I used the Earth's elements to bend shipped to my will.
I don't funk with people, though. I think when people
try to get into witchcraft, the first thing women want
to do is put a spell on the negative, make
him like that, and actually to give me a spell.
You don't want that, because you're gonna be trying to
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You're gonna have to file up. Yeah, I appreciate that
you didn't do that, because you can't take away people
free will. So that's the one thing I may not
agree with with, you know, using witchcraft ship, but I
do believe that they on some ship, the Knowles family, right,
But for the church to be talking this is our
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one of our first films. This is gonna get this canceled.
Why I'm with it, I'm dad. It's so funk with people, right,
But I don't think the church has any room to
talk like y'all literally being there drinking and eating the
blood of Christ on Sundays. That sounds like witchcraft whatever.
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That sounds like a ritual to me. To me as
somebody who practices, that sounds like a ritual. So you
feel like I'm confusing. The church should not be talking
about Beyonce. That's what I feel like. Well, you know what,
I don't think it was a church. It was just
that one lady. I haven't seen a lot of this ladyship.
I think Michelle came to her defense, you know what
(17:05):
I'm saying, because Michelle is like a very Christian woman,
and she definitely came to her defense. She clapped back, saying,
this don't make me run up on you wait, that's no,
that's the faster anyway. I like Beyonce. I like Beyonce.
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I don't know about jay Z, but I do like Beyonce.
I feel like, UM, I don't know, maybe she's being
held under her under duress. I don't know. Now I
will say that these concert tickets is out of control.
I won't. I'm not gonna luck, did you? I'm not
gonna go because I can't afford them tickets, not because
this pastor told me not to go. I haven't looked
how much. How much is that somebody was like, oh
(17:51):
I got two floor tickets if you want to It
was three thousand apiece. Damn. I looked online like the
Nosebleedes was like five hundred dollars. So now, and I
did go to UM Tina knows UM nonprofit in l A.
Last year they were auctioning off tickets for Beyonce concert
and fifty thousand dollars. Two bitches bought those tickets, was
(18:17):
one of them. She bought those tickets. Get somebody else
to do. I ain't got that kind of money to
invest in the concert. No, it just doesn't seem right.
Three thousand dollars to sit on the floor. It was
like two thousand and eighteen or something like that. I
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paid three hundred dollars for floor tickets. I saw Beyonce
in two thousand eight My ticket was like, but here's
the thing. They're doing something with these tickets like Ticketmaster,
and there has there should be some kind of law
about raising the prices on these tickets, because I don't
even think it's really Beyonce tickets that is that much.
I think it's the resellers. Yeah, the people bottom when
they hit them market, just like the sneakers and then
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they you know, yeah, I feel like in other countries
that have laws against that happening, but here in the States,
anything just getting chance they get. That's all we had.
No the lightning. Oh okay, alright, so look moving right along.
Um So, earlier this week a flash storm struck the
(19:23):
big ass Christ that they have in Real Dejaniro, Brazil.
And now the internet isn't a frenzy. I know Will
Smith posted it, but this is not an uncommon event.
For like, it's a big as statue with the mountain, yes,
lightning ft tall, so why would it not get striped
(19:45):
by lightning? But all right, so that ship got struck
by lightning. And we've been shooting under the unidentified flying
objects out of the sky all over the United States
and Canada, going on the Georgia Guide Stones. I don't
know if anybod body you ever heard of Georgia Guy Stones.
So last summer, that ship got struck by lightning. Well
(20:06):
you can't tell what struck it on video. You see,
they have a video where car speeding away from it.
It looked like lightning striker to me. And it's a
three uh stone hinges and on the stone hinges it
tells you how to maintain humanity. And this is sitting
in the middle of a small town in Georgia, and
that ship got blown up last summer. Mm hmm. And
(20:31):
now you got the aliens flying around right. So but
I won't be surprised by nothing. Let me tell you.
I packed all my bullets in my car, both my pistols,
just in case just the ever turned into like the
Walking Dad, because you know on the Walking Dad that
SI started. Oh it did started that level. But here's
(20:52):
the things you won't get me stuck. I'm a survival
I don't feel like you can't shoot you like with
your regular bullet. What the aliens or the um the aliens,
They've probably got some type of soup. I'm sure they
have done their research on us down here, and they
know that we like to shoot each other up and
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ship like that, so they they prepared. Yeah, y'all keep
on playing out here if y'all want to. I don't know, man,
one thing, I know, I'm gonna live to tell a story.
That's all the funk, I know. I know that's all right.
All right, y'all, We're gonna take a break right quick,
and when we come back, we want to get into
some fun stuff like, Yeah, we're gonna talk sitcoms and love.
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We'll be right back. Okay, So guys, we're back, and
I wanted to talk with a J about black sitcoms
and black sitcom love, not just sitcoms movies too. So
we made a list of all our favorite black couples,
and we just want to talk about a few things
that we love about them and that we hate about
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them and those things like that. So I may I
compile a list of questions to ask a J. And
we can talk about it in y'all can talk about
it at home. Too. Okay, So first, which couple was
the best parents out of all your black couple sitcoms
and movies? Who do you feel like it was the
best parents? Okay? I think it would be a tie
between Uncle Phil and Viv and um, the Hustables, the Hustles.
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I feel like every episode came with a life lesson, right, Yeah,
like there was a lot of people parents that didn't
have parents. Uncle Phil to Ja Cole definitely said oh yeah,
Uncle Phil. But Uncle Phil like the way that you know,
that was a little bit unrealistic for most black people.
I guess the household oh because it was rich, yes, yeah,
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but they definitely, you know, had a lot of ship
you can learn from, especially the episode when Will was like,
don't love me? That was that was sad man. Yeah,
that was sad. But it was a lot of black
kids that could relate to that ship. But we're gonna
never see him cry about it. They just keep blaming
their mom about it. Sometimes Mama fault though, No, they're
(23:09):
just never mama fault. She did her best, women accountable
for ship. She all right, which couple would you want
to be? Like? Uh, which couple I'm looking at it?
(23:30):
I like relationship. They can trip out together, but they
didn't seem like they was doing a whole lot of
good fucking Like they just was funny together, but they
wasn't like remember she had her head stuck in the bead, like, Yeah,
that's some fucking all right. I would say, mm hmmm,
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I don't know who would I want to be, Like,
did you Georgia Wheezy l No, because George Jefferson was toxic.
That's That's what I'm putting for toxic. But I would
say I probably wouldn't want to be like Uncle Phil
and Viv rich and and healed and happy. No, I
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guess which one which the first one? Both a black
darkly Okay, I could not be on Viv because I'm
not married and niked that big Okay, I'm sorry. So
if you had a rich man who loves you to
death and do anything for you because you don't have
(24:39):
to take care of that nigga you'd be carrying around
about sixty seven years old, you're gonna be having to
take care of him because he did not make happy decisions.
Still not be healthy by the time you sixty seven
years old, But the chances of you being unhealthy and
needing someone to take care of you, because now you
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have done what the funk you wanted to do your
whole life, right, made all these unhealthy decisions. Now I
got to pay for him. I see that in real life.
If you don't want no fact, nigga, who you pick?
I decaid? I want to Okay, I don't want to
unhealthy nick God say that. Let me know, Uncle Phil,
I'm not body shaming him, size man. No, I still
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want to go with Martin and Gina. Okay, So that
would be to couple that was cool, but I wouldn't
I don't think I would have chosen. Okay, which couple
was the funniest. Definitely Martin and Gina. Sometimes Gina got
funny and like maybe I don't know, maybe it was
Martin that made it funny. You know. It was just
like the Martin and goddamn Pam were funny. Yeah, but
they weren't a couple. They can't. They probably wanted to
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fun in real life. They might have did in real life.
They wouldn't have fucked, right, Martin would have smashed Pam
in real life because that was something like the playground
hitting the girl because you like them. Their chemistry. Yeah,
I could see that, but they don't count because they're
not a couple. So who you pick? Um? I picked them.
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That's the funniest. Yeah, all right, I agree, which couple
would do the best? Fucking? Like, we didn't watch all
these couples fun, but in your imagination, who is fucking
the best? Mm hmmm, why are you thinking I'm gonna
give you mine? I really think Florida Evans and James
(26:35):
Evans was doing the biggest nice, creazy, fucking poor fun
sweat poor in. All we got is little fucking I agree.
Damn this ship in the way, damn that way. Just
about him being gone, she was gonna miss that big.
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I agree. Read they probably had the best sex life,
and they seemed the happiest a lot of times, you
know what I'm saying. They the most miserable all the time.
You think it was always for real, like every episode
was like hardship. But they had a lot of love.
There you go. So maybe I'm confusing and conflating happiness
(27:20):
with love, But it's that not the same thing. Not
Oftentimes we can have a lot of love and not
be like happy with your situation. All right, Yeah, but
love makes the situation easier. No, I'm sure it would,
but I don't think it was completely happy. I know
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they wasn't happy with the kids, but together them as
a couple of minus the kids, I feel like they
were happy with each other because they had financial struggles
that they were always arguing about. You don't think so,
I gotta rewatch, but you watch way more TV than me.
I love me a good black sitcom. Okay, which couple
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was the most toxic? Um? Don know who you got?
I would say, First of all, I would say the
most toxic was um, what's his name? On the show?
U from Not Good Times? But the Jeffersons, Sherman Hesley,
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George George and Wheezy George was toxic. He was she
was male male shoving his pig is what he was
and like that show would never like fly in today's
like he couldn't be like that and be okay. They'd
be like, why is this nig always talking ship to
Wheezy like that? And how he did what was the
(28:45):
the mad name? Girl? I don't know what was the
mad name? You know? Anybody? Florence? How he used to
talk to Florence. He was real disrespect for the Florence,
but then she was in there not doing ship. So
like the Eastern Ray and Lawrence, like I only caught
like a few episodes of that. That would be a
(29:06):
more modern day Why I don't feel like I stick
towards each other, They would be more modern day like
they just were having together? Are we not together? Like
that's what we deal with now, Like that a gray
area when you started working with somebody and they still
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funking with somebody, and like listen Monica and Quincy Monica
and Quincy Basis, Like you think about it. That movie
was supposed to be such a like sweet loving story,
is it really not? He did Monica so fucking dirty,
Like he dumped Monica because she couldn't play basketball, no basketball,
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because because she wouldn't be there for him right when
he needed him to talk to her, like she had
a game, she had a curfew, like why he don't
do because of that ship? And then God with fucking
Tyra banks ass and then she imagined being playing the
nigga for his heart in the middle of the night.
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He played hard to imagine knocking on the nigga window
in the middle of the night. The fuck and then
he really came out there and played her like that
was definitely very toxic. I wouldn't call it toxic. Who
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else Melanie and Derwin? This ship was dumb? What shows
that was? Like? What shows? That's? Um? The game? Oh?
I definitely didn't watch that time. Really, No, I don't
have so good You should go back and I know something. Okay,
So I know, like, um, the storylines on a lot
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of shows, but like to say, I watched the ship
from top to bottom. No med school, no, no girl,
you need to go back and see that. It's really good. Okay,
So now what happened? They were? They were definitely toxic.
Derwe had an outside baby. Well, I mean I guess
they were kind of split when she had the baby,
but she was like the baby and see if the
baby was his, like trying to get pregnant with turkey
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bases and all kind of crazy because he was a
football player, right, Okay, I remember he played for the
I don't know who the fuck he played for. But
they was real toxic, all right? Which couple would you
want to see more of? Like if you could pick
a couple from any show, which one would you like
a new reboot? I would love for again Martin and
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Gina to be rebooted. We know that would never happen,
but I would love to see a reboot of that.
But could you imagine them, like how the show would
be at fifty though not fun because did you see
the reunion on I think it was on HBO Max.
On the reunion, Martin looked clearly uncomfortable, like why am
I heir g know? It was like talking a whole lot.
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She's I don't know, I don't know what the is
that with her? Pam fly fine, it flies as always.
I don't think they could have the same on chemistry
not back there, Yeah, because they're oldert So like if
we can get a TV show similar to Martin, that
would be great, That would be great. I would want
(32:23):
to see Easter Ray Uh and Lawrence like the whole show. Yeah,
the whole show just dedicated to them. Who the fund
is Carling, Harriet, Where's low? Why? They were a good
family to have, Like I would like to see hercle
(32:44):
again as a grown as fifty year old nigga. No,
just on the show like that type of show we are,
of course, we're not gonna be able to get the
same people acting the same at the same age, but
just like similar shows, not the same show, but like
to see where these characters, how they evolved, Like, is
there any character that you would want to see how
they evolved over time? We would need some eighteen year
(33:09):
old characters then, what do you mean like so it
could be age relevant. That's what I'm saying. Eastern Lawrence
would be good to see again. I can agree with that.
I would like to see what Florida did after James die,
you know, like did she get a new nigga? Like
did she get a house? Did she get out that apartment? Scott?
I would love to see that. Oh me and Lance,
(33:32):
Oh we did. We just got to see lads get
a new girlfriend. I would like to see where I
could see watch more episodes. Um the Best Man? Um,
this was the final chapters, but they can add more
chapters maybe when my movie comes out? What's your movie
gonna be about? So just imagine, like, um, there's I
(33:54):
don't know seven men, right and seven women essentially? So
take uh Best Man? And what's the movie with the
crazy ass white dudes who go hangover? Mix that together? Right?
You got one character who just got out of prison
that nigga like he's the comic relief. He's still hanging
(34:15):
his draws up. All types of ship in the house.
You got the corporate the type dude, you got the
Eric type nig Yes, I love her because yeah, the
Erica I do type woman who like changes the playboy,
the whole little thing whatever. And yeah, like one of
the wives, or you gotta bi racial couple in there too,
(34:36):
white guy, Yeah, like one of the wives. Get into
the group chat and see like, because you know, I've
seen some nigga's group chats before. It should be little.
There's a lot of pussy in there, a lot of
ship that should not be happening if you married. Yeahs
back in my group chat periodically. You know it's not
a whole lot y'all. Y'all be sharing like I love
(35:00):
real dicks, Like I love the invention of a camera
phone because it saves you from making mistakes sitting the dick.
Let me see what I'm working with, so the dick
that the dick pick comes and it's not right. I
don't think we should. I don't think we should think
(35:21):
a ghost and then men have snatched you and then
ghost to you. At least I want to ghost to
you first. Yeah, that's thoughtful. Thank you friends, thoughtful O
T I you will, Okay, So back to your group chat.
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So that's pretty much yea, that's the gist of it.
So they find something in the group chat that is
like unsavory and and this is my what is it
called a poor man's copyright, poor man's trademark? This is
what I'm doing right now. So if I see my
should come out on film somewhere. Um soon, who the
fuck ever you're gonna do a friend, don't worry about
(36:07):
nobody coming for your ship. You're gonna do it from
chat coming in. He told abody gonna shoot your ship,
And I'm gonna shoot your ship, all right? Which who
who should have never been a couple? If you had
to pick someone from these TV shows or movies, who
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do you feel like should have never been a couple? Um?
I don't know. Maybe over Tennis, sin't clear. They're like
and I think they're too much alike. Now, that could
have been a toxic relationship. That might have been like
love bombing. They were love bombing each other a lot,
(36:51):
mi ovie all that ship it was No, I feel
like Stella and Winston should have never been a couple.
Stella was forty five, Winston was twitter two, Like she
picked him up and moved in from Jamaica. I'm mixed
up overturning. What's his name with? You know the other two? Who? Um? Sinclair? Sinclair? No? No,
(37:14):
not st Clair? What's the one with the with the dreads? Yeah?
Maxine Shaw and Ky? Yeah. I liked them together. They
had like a little see I need shows next to
this ship were they weren't compatible? In my opinion, it
(37:35):
was just like an older lady who was just needed
sub dick in her life. Can you ever relate to
something like that? Yeah, that's why I feel like I
really asked the ship like that, did you get your
groove back? Only for a minute I heard from that
nigas Christmas? But yeah, next question, bitches all right? Which
(38:05):
couple had bad timing? M M, I guess Easter and Lawrence? Uh?
If I had to keep Did they end up together? Yeah?
They did. They did end up together. But he had
a baby on the way. He had a baby. No,
I don't know why the baby came. It was one episode.
She needed that baby. It was her imagination that I
(38:32):
remember the morning my Eggs called me, well, I knew
the baby was on the way, right, and he sent
me a picture of his baby. And I slept peacefully
after that because I'm like, like what the baby wasn't cute?
So I was happy that. First of all, I was
(38:55):
hoping that she would have had a boy then he
then she could name him like the Junior. I think
she doing something, but I hate that nigger name. So
you could have done that, I wouldn't give a fuck
and still would have had his baby. But when I
seen that baby, like she grew up. She's very beautiful
now right, but newborn, like brand new, he feels the
need to send you a picture of his newborn baby
(39:15):
with somebody else. I mean, I knew he was on
the way to the hospital. We was like together, we
were stole together. So yeah, yes, I stay it, okay,
you know what I say? Because uh, we were in
a law in this relationship, and I just feel like
(39:36):
ships gonna happen if we was living five minutes apart,
that's different, you know what I'm saying. But I can't um.
I knew that I knew something like that was gonna happen.
I don't think he understood the significance of him having
a baby to the baby came down, because that's when
the real problem started. We was good while the girl
was pregnant, but once that fucking baby touchdown, bitch, it
(39:58):
was problems. But yeah, I love because pant. I knew
I wasn't good. I knew I wasn't good, and I
was really like waiting for when that baby comes and
he understands the significance of having your first child and
wanting to be there and ship like that, how are
you gonna what's what what's the logistics of that gonna
look like? And it didn't work. It did not, bitch,
(40:23):
not to be in your business, but a little bit.
What was the conversation that was like, hey, I got
a baby on the way with the girl? It was
it was a cold New Year's Eve twenty Uh who
year was this? I think we were going into twenty
(40:43):
thirteen maybe something like that. The Nigger Room in New
year is. Nonetheless, we were we were about to get
dressed to go to his homeboy house. Um, they were
having a New Year's Eve party and this stupid ass
is like, man, that girl says she pregnant. That girl
I knew he had been with somebody else. Yes, so
(41:06):
that girl when he said that, I knew exactly who
he was talking about. But that girl say, she and
I just left the house and went to a Mexican
restaurant and they didn't mind you. I didn't live in
the city. We didn't. We were living in the same city.
I I float flew on for Christmas, so I was
living in the Midwest the time. So now you like,
got me here, good Christmas, nice Christmas. Good, Yes, this
(41:29):
is New Year's fucking eaves and you got a whole
bit preg I would have never came down here. I
hadn't do me like that. Before he took me. He
took me to the game. We had good seats. He
took me shopping, he took me to a nice dinner,
and then while I was at the table, he was like, yeah,
I got twins on the way. No, no, no, they
weren't on the way. It was nine months. Oh that's disgusting.
(41:54):
I life could be a damn sick. It should have
been through as a Look, my movie gonna start with
a scene front ship I really went through in real life.
Imagine you y'all just had a you know, a couple
of dates or whatever. But this is a night, y'all
gonna this is the night you're gonna give him the pussy.
You high with it, like I wasn't smoking weed at
the time. I'm getting high with this man. All this ship.
(42:14):
We have sex, great, great, great sex all about two
three thirty in the morning. At the window of the bedroom,
you and there with another bit. You're I'm outside pregnant.
I heard that like I'm high and sleep and I
heard that like you got a baby on the way.
This is the same nigga, nothing nigga. And I stayed
(42:37):
and was against this, nigga, I've been making poor choice.
How many times you've been engaged one time? Oh, this
is the same thing. No, the other thing. This is
another thing. You had the baby. Now this is another man.
The engagement is you only engaged one time? Okay, So
(42:57):
I was just you know, I was putting two and
two together. So that's how the movie gonna start. Okay,
that's not good. I'm tuning into that ship. I wanna
be in there. I'm gonna be the bitch outside like
I'm pregnant and here and there when I ain't gonna
fight you, all right, So last question before we get
out of here. What's your favorite scene from any show
(43:20):
any time of all time. Ah, your favorite scene. It
doesn't have to be like a couple story or um.
I don't know, all right, I'm gonna tell you mine.
Thank you. That ever going to Martin where they go
to that island and they fighting that that's really beating
(43:44):
the ship out of that ship. That is the best
ship ever. If you watch that ship to this day,
it's still sucking. He there. Recently it was Tam and
Martin beat the beating like the puy up. That's my
most favorite scene of any show of all time. Do
you have one? But I like the scene with Martin
Um and Gina they went to his reunion and her
(44:05):
face was one of my favorite episodes periods one. That
was a good episode too. Do you have any good
emotional episode that like, damn, this made me cry? I
was in my feelings outside of the Will Smith um
with my dad. Now, okay, back to loving basketball. Now
when he when he beat that bitch and she started crying,
you know, beating the basketball when he beat her in
(44:28):
the game the Divorite movie see on domestic violence. Oh,
we left them out they were definitely the most toxic.
Fucking Turner and Tina Turners, they definitely get I did
George and Wheezy bad saying that they were the most time.
It was definitely Tina that was the most toxic. And
(44:52):
Ship Jackson fives their parents. They wasn't beating each other.
Some kids. That's the best pair of day. Listen. Yeah,
that's not funny, right, but I mean kind of. But kids. No,
kids turned out to be very successful. Yeah they're successful,
(45:13):
but they are they like sound mind individuals. I don't know.
I can't speak to that, but they definitely did well.
We all speak in their name, right, I would have
took a cup. But if I could have been like
Michael Jackson, my mom could have beat the ship out
of me every day. Ain't gonna lie. No. I mean,
they have a successful career like Michael Jackson and be
like Michael Jackson will get on stage and stand there
(45:34):
for ten minutes and not moving. The crowd would just
be like, he ain't even moved. You see how they
did Rihanna up there they were talking ship because she
wasn't moving. It's not a Michael Jackson moment there. There
will never be another to compare Michael Jackson and Beyonce
a lot. Yeah, because she has like the the closest
(45:56):
level of starting to Michael Jackson that has ever existed
since him. Mark, Can you think of anybody that's more
famous than Beyonce? I mean maybe, what what's that Molly Molly? No,
not Molly Taylor Swift? Taylor tell us something doing the
dancing either, No, she's not dancing. I can't even name
(46:16):
a Taylor Swift song. But I think Michael Jackson is
so the greatest to ever do it, right. I don't
think Michael beating your would you let your got what
beat me? I mean, I hit my mama bag? That's
a la your bama bag. They go act like you
(46:39):
hit him anyway, might as well? They asked, do we
have a dumb bit story? Outsided when you told earlier? Oh,
shut up bit dumb bitch stories, because we've all been
a dumb bitch at least once or twice. Alright, so
I do have a dumb bit story. Is not my own, Okay,
I always tell my dumb bit ship just so y'all
(47:01):
can live vi curiously through me anyway. Um, this comes
from one of our Instagram listeners, and she says, Hey,
Tammy and j J, I love y'all show, not a podcast,
but show, because that's what y'all give every Thursday is
a motherfucker's show. I heard that. Um So, she said,
So I need some advice on my semi dumb bit story.
(47:24):
I don't know if we could have a semi dumb
bit story about Okay, So, my nigga is in jail.
We have been talking since we were in middle school.
We broke it off when I went to high school
and got back together by senior year in high school.
He's a hood nigga and he has been in and
out of jail since two thousand eighteen. On his streak
of being out, he went back in and he's about
(47:45):
to come home in February. He might be home right now.
Excuse me, all right, So, while he was in jail,
I was so faithful to this nigga. Couldn't breathe in
my direction without getting turned down. Oh she excuse me,
she said, while he was in jail, I was so
faithful a nigga couldn't breathe in my ruction without getting
turned down. While he was doing his first year in jail,
he wanted to get all of his dirt office chest,
(48:07):
and I found out about all his holes he was
talking to while I was in college, and all these
holes um bank accounts he was funding while I was
in college making Ramen and me playing the strong black
woman role. I was being too damn understanding. But eventually
that ship sat with me and I was like, fuck no,
(48:28):
I'm too cute for this, and I started my first
whole phase. Ever. By the way, I'm twenty three. I
forgot to mention that, so she's a young girl. I
like young women. Um, so long story short. I told
him about my whole phase right before the year, and
it did. You don't never ever admit to any whole ship.
These niggas, they will never They're not as forgiving and
(48:50):
they don't give as much grace as women give men. Right,
um right. Maybe I don't know. Maybe because he's being honest,
she wanted to be honest with him. I don't know,
but never never do this. I'm like, this is my nigga,
This who I really want. And I was getting too
(49:11):
cold hearted and he was this is all mixed up. Um.
He's done a lot of making up and really changed
a lot in his old a lot of his old
ways and as far excuse me, what the fuck uh,
he has done a lot of making up and really
changed a lot of his old ways as far as
he treats me. So he's getting ready to come home,
(49:32):
and I wanted to wanted to clean slate. But my
favorite hole is also peeping. She says, she got a
favorite hole in the streets, basically always peeping in my
d ms. And I'm wondering, should I, um just do
this last scratch with him, or this last itch and
scratch whatever she's saying, um, or just wait for my
(49:54):
man to come home. This is what she's asking. So
I was, like, your favorite hole and did he ever
fund your accounts? Right? But what's your advice to her?
Should she scratch that itch before she her man come home?
I never suggest anybody to wait for anybody to come
out of prison. First of all, she should have been
moved on, like I don't suggest any young young women
(50:17):
young girls. Depends on how much time are you going
to come? Okay, the nigger who had the baby he
had just came home from prison, was outside for one
year and had someone pregnant. I'm not I didn't wait
on him. I just happened to be single when he
came home. But I'm not just gonna just be waiting
for I don't suggest any young woman to wait unless
(50:38):
that's your husband. Yeah, because you cain't gonna wait on you.
You go to jail. He's gonna jail if she's willing. No,
don't do that, don't go that far. I'm just looking like,
I mean, what your mama looked like. If motherfucker looked
like you, she didn't. I missed you so much. Suck
(51:00):
your mama. Yeah, like I believe. No, hell no, don't
wait for no man to come home from prison. And
why are you working with somebody who's in it and
out of jail anyway? He's not a good criminal, you know,
get you a blue collar excuse me, get your white
collar babe, like somebody who's into mortgage. Maybe not any criminal.
Like that's a good idea too, you know, stop working
with criminals. But okay, like maybe he's reformed and maybe
(51:22):
he's coming back a different man who wants to do
the right thing by her, and that's fair. So uh,
I would say, go ahead and square stags and keep
it to yourself and then just both of y'all started.
I think then coming home from prison, they come home
with a lot of resentment. Let you miss a letter
of visit. They have a lot of resentment towards like
the people on the outside until they're out here for
(51:44):
a little while and they not responded to their home.
He's in prison to see, like nobody got time for
that ship for real, Like you have life going on
out here. Your life stopped when you went to prison,
So it's really hard. Like that's why it's usually mama's
that keep up with them niggas, Like no, for real,
like people go to jail, they life really stopped. Like
this guy wrote me a letter. I had already graduated college.
(52:06):
It had been like I had been out of college
probably like five years at this point, and I got
a letter from him. Went to my mother's house so
she's like, you got some prison mail here, like okay, sorry.
So it said when he's about to come home and
he's gonna play basketball for bidnitick, and I'm gonna be
his girlfriend and we're gonna be living in the d
(52:28):
he was still living. And I was like, fuck you
talk about I've been working for five years. I've been
out of college five years and he was still caught
up in that timeframe and we hadn't even spoken. So
people really be trapped the times. So that means you're
in jail with him if you don't move on with
your life like you've been outside, been imprisoned. Niggas wants
(52:51):
you to be loyal like that. Yeah, And there's a
lot of women in prison who in prison because of
men and they have nobody. Yeah, so don't wait on
these niggas. Move on with your life and you know,
maybe change yourself so you can attract the different type
of man. That part, that's my suggestion that hurt a
blue collar because when we go through things with men
(53:13):
like you have to look internal. It's not always the
men like what about me attracted this situation? What about
me attracted this person? Yeah? Yeah, so that's what you
gotta work on. But just because someone goes to jail
doesn't necessarily mean that they're absolutely not I like, like
I said, like, I like smart people who with the system. Yeah,
(53:33):
and I know that the system is still set up
for black peuter fail. So even if we find those
little craeri a little loophole ship and get in trouble like,
I'm not like those type of people. But if you
bun jail for a bunch of stupid ship robbing people
that type of stuff. Now been moving the packs? Okay,
Like I might have a little bit more. Give me
(53:56):
a corporate guy who go come home every day? You
want to get a corporate man? Yeah, That's where I'm
at with it right now. Yeah, I haven't for a
long time ready for my regular guy. Ve come home
just like rout as a routine. I don't want a
(54:18):
niggle like what you're doing. Play. If I meet another
nigga making a place, I want more. No more niggas
making plays. Okay, I'm lindle fing it to your old
life friend right all right, y'all, so listen. If you
enjoyed this episode, please tune in every Thursday on the
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(54:41):
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Holiday two points. Oh what's up? Team, and I'm official
Tam Bam. Y'all follow me on Instagram. I love y'all
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We're trying try real hard, all right. So we love y'all.
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