April 9, 2020 • 40 mins
Danisha and George talk about people getting dressed to attend Instagram "Club Quarantine" and other live streaming sessions. We also list the four celebrities we would most like to be quarantined with. Also, once "Stay at Home" orders are lifted, when can we have a party?
Plus your favorite segment and ours SIWYC, "Say it with your chest" where we each get a full minute to get anything off their mind that they need to.
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therapeutic as well. All right, let's get to the Let's
get to the ground, right the program, not yes, let's
get to the You're probably wondering why I'm sitting here
with no shirt on. We're in the middle of quarantine.
Weird things happen when you're sitting with your significant other
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and your kids all damn day. So I was so
she brought me a shirt in here to change into,
and then I took the other shirt off, and I
was just feeling real natural and real free. So we're
shirt free today. And then and she was like, George,
you should put a shirt on. I was like, for
what flex Friday? This is what I deal with y'all
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twenty four hours a day, four hours a day. We
got a bunch of good things up for you guys today,
so everybody has been super excited the Black Sea. First thing,
we hope that your families are safe right right. You
have to check with me on that one. Yes we do, Yeah,
your family will safe, healthy, hole, and that you guys
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are social distancing. Some people still aren't taking this thing seriously,
but you know whatever, Hopefully everybody's all right. Um. First
thing up, Club Quarantine. If you look on your Instagram, live,
in your Facebook live, everybody is going live, like every
little thing at the top, live live, live, live live.
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These groups, some of them are very meaningful, you know,
starting with Dr Vouci and Steph Curry when they did
everything together. That was solid, right, then everybody wants to
do it. And then DJ d Nice he jumped it off,
had Barack Obama on, had everybody on, followers went up
like he was he was Djane He does like a
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whole set, so he calls it club quarantine for those
of you who do not know, but he's been doing
club Quarantine where he just goes bananas and everybody jumped
in Michelle Obama, Barack Obama, I don't get it, Joe Biden.
I think I don't get what's so exciting about club Quarantine,
Like you don't like you you're not really a big
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time social guy. Like it's a dude DJ you never
went to a club and like went, what are you
talking about? You know much money I spend clubs. I'm
not saying you didn't spend money in clubs. I'm saying
it wasn't your real thing. That was not really your
idea of fun, at least not that George when I
met you. Yeah, Like I wasn't going to the clubs
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as much when I met you. I've kind of grown
out of that stage. But like it's fun to go
with you sometimes. But it's a dude djaying he's just
standing there in different hats every second or whoever whatever, DJ,
you're yeah, and I'm just like, bro, this is cool.
But I don't get the what the excitement is because
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I've looked on Twitter and Instagram people get dressed up
to go to club quarantine, like they're putting on it's
just something to do, and then all your friends do it.
They do like watch parties and they go back and forth,
and they're like, hey, girl, you want to I'll go
get you a drink. Okay, girl, Like it's just fun,
just something to do. You also don't do the friends
zoom calls. I do the friends zoom call and that
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is fun. We have a good, good all the time.
And he's like, you know, gets off. I don't even
know what you're doing it, man, run run round because
we're having fun, like a three hour social hour. It's fun.
What else are we gonna do? Like that's how we
have to spend time with our friends. Will somebody please
call George and do a zoom call with him? So
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he gotta be more than one person. Just FaceTime. I've
been FaceTime with people. It's the same person. You only
FaceTime one time. No, that's not true. I FaceTime Sammy,
FaceTime the Brett FaceTime to but a bunch of other people.
You FaceTime Bret sometimes. Yeah I didn't know that. Yeah,
it's facist. Since he've been in South Carolina. You FaceTime Pharaoh,
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and you face time to kids. I have never seen
you FaceTime anybody else. FaceTime my my parents when when
they want to see the baby. Yeah, okay, FaceTime my
auntie uncle that. Anyways, it be people on my FaceTime.
But anyways, like I get But the one that I
did get into we watched a little bit was t
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Pain versus Little John. Yeah. I was in on that,
like because somebody back on why fine, geez control you're like,
because it's just hard to look at you just you
look like you ain't never seen me with my shirt off.
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I am, but just talking to you. There you go. Anyways,
it's nice, all right, let's go. So I like that one,
but I wasn't all into all the other ones because
some of the people that are too slow all of this,
and it feels like people are biting at this point,
like if you're gonna go live, you gotta add some value.
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But some of them and some people are adding value
with their with their lives. Some people are just copying.
I want you to add value, bring something new. I
haven't really been able to do like club quarantine because
we actually have been very busy at our house. Like
for us to be under quarantine, we are like getting
stuff popping, We're like reorganizing things. We're still working, paying
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on bills, calling credit card companies, doing videos, and so
we are staying very busy, so I haven't really been
able to do the club quarantine, but I actually really
want to do it. You know what I decided to
do since we've been on on stay at home orders,
so we we've been making TikTok's with the kids, and
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I didn't get TikTok at first. I'm I'm gonna be
active on my TikTok. I have decided, yes, I'm getting
TikTok poppingcaust silly. You'll do it for like a week
and then you want, well, I probably more consumed content
on TikTok than make TikTok content I want because I said,
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we've seen some really there's some really cool stuff on TikTok,
like what like the video that we saw? What there
like falling down? Tori didn TikTok today? Like someone are cool,
You're like you don't like it. I've been learning these
damn dances. Don't act like I can do all of them.
Uh man, I'm staying in classy moody exactly, so you
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don't be trying to act like trying to act like,
oh I'm too cool, I'm too mature. I'm too I'm
going to consume the content yes, you. That's the whole
point in being on there. That way you get to
see things and try to do them. We should post
the TikTok that we did with the kids. We haven't
posted it. Okay, we'll do We'll do that apparently anyway. Um, okay,
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So the next thing is, um, we decided that we
were going to come up with four people that we
wanted to be quarantined with, and so behind the curtain,
we have a list of topics that we're going to
talk talk about on the screen behind us and all that.
I'm in front of us and all that. But what
I did this time, I did not put my four
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people on the screen because she might have stolen something.
So on my phone, you are the steeler. You are,
you are the content steeler. Go ahead. I'm ladies first,
because I have a strategic my mind. Don't mind. Okay,
you give one, I give one, You give one. I
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give one. You first. Gordon Ramsey is number one. I
shouldn't know. You pick that, okay, because he can make
a lobster Wellington's and I actually and we're gonna be
good boy. Actually thought about I actually thought about that
because I was like, I gotta have somebody that can cook,
but you're not gonna be there. Hey guys, if you
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guys have seen Corona Chef hashtag Corona Chef, that's me
on Twitter. But you're not going to be there. So right,
it's it's me being quarantined outside of my family. So
I thought about, Okay, I do need to find somebody
who I really enjoy their cooking. But Gordon Ramsey, he's
a little much personality wise, so I don't know if
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I could be quarantine with Gordon Ramsey. He's different TV.
Gordon is different. Well, yeah, we met him that one
time and he was very nice, but he's still you know,
he's still got a hard inch. So that's why I
didn't pick Gordon. But I should have known that you
would pay Gordon. My number one auntie Oprah, duh, I
have to have if I get a lone time like that.
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Of course I'm gonna pick Oprah because we're supposed to
be besties. Okay, what's your next one? My next pick
is Lebron James. The reason why I'm going with Lebron James.
Lebron is gonna bring some fun. He's going to bring
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he brings some uh so we're gonna make videos were oh,
and he's my and and he's my fitness partner, so
he's gonna make sure I don't get fat in quarantine
because he's got to work out for the season. So
Lebron James is gonna be the person to make sure
that we stay in shape. So he's gonna be fun,
stay stay in shape. And he's a smart dude, like
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he's socially conscious. He's a good guy. Like I feel
like I could learn some things from Lebron and then
offer him some things too. I feel like it would
be a good give and take relationship, good person to
be quarantined with Nick Jonas. Nick Jonas, you kidding me.
You couldn't find better entertainment than Nick Jonas, because we've
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been he's I don't care. I don't care. Nick Jonah,
You're You're like a lady who's stuck on like in
sync or something. He's hot. So I like Nick Jonas
right now, and he'll be quarantined with me. All the
damn entertainment that you could have got the great but
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you could have got John Legend, you could have got married.
What are you gonna be having sex with? Nick Jonas? What. No,
I don't know. I don't know what kind of what.
Jonas is married first of all that, but no, he
I just want him to sing to me and be
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and be hot. He is hot out of all the
damn entertainment that you could have got. I'm not saying
that Nick Jonas is not a good entertainer. However, there
are much better options. Would you agree with that? Jonas? Hi? Nick,
you're like a teeny bopper right now. You're trying to
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stay too young right now. Oh my god, I'm embarrassed,
Nick Jonas. Good, God, be embarrass good he's hot. I
don't care. Go ahead, be embarrassed. I would have rather
you said Blake Shelton. I would rather you as said
Idris Elbow for entertainment because he's ad like I love
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Blake Shona. I would rather you said t Pain than
than Nick Jonas. Oh god, how do you like me?
And Nick Jonas? How is that possible that you're attracted
to me? That didn't even make sense? Number one, I
I don't really have a type. I like every I
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like different men. I like smart man, I like funny man.
I like you know, athletic men. Kind of not really
um and and I like, you know, I just like
different guys, man, So I don't really have a type,
So it could be anything that flows my boat. Okay,
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my third person just that was a hard segue. My
third person is j Lo? Really j Lo? She don't
want to hang out with you. I was considering, see
I was debating between j Lo and Beyonce. Huh. Like okay,
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so at least j Lo, if we're quarantined for a
long time, I can come out with a new new skill.
She can teach me how to how to be fluent
in Spanish. I can. I'm serious like I can. And
she was pretty to look at, trying to just don't know.
I've had a crush on j Lo since since I
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since she was on a Living Color. Boy A Rod
just got to get this right, I just I just
found the greatest woman in the whole universe first before
I got to j Loo. Otherwise it would have been
j Lo and no A Rod, Um, who's your number three?
Barack Obama? Because I love him forever, So you're gonna
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come out of there with like a a managing twice.
I wasn't trying to have sex with him. That's dirty, man,
I'm not trying to sex with him. I'm just trying
to absorb from him. Okay, So you got why would
I pick some who else would you pick? So you
got Oprah j Lo and I'm sorry you got Oprah
Barack Obama. That don't even match. So you're trying to
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live your best life, change the world you can. You
can probably get a good spades game with with with Barack.
I don't know about Oprah. I don't know if you
know how to play, I think, but we can teach her. Okay,
So okay, I just understand. I guess because she's Matt
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married to Uh because Nick Jonas is married to Deep
Chopra's uh daughter, So I guess you they kind of
fit a little bit, right, Yeah, sorry, all right. My
last person that I would like to be quarantined with
is Marcus Lemonis. That's a good one. I'm choosing Marcus
Lemonis because if you put me Markarcus Lemonis, Gordon Ramsey,
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Lebron James, and j Lo, we're coming out with twin
billion off that thing. Hell yeah, I have great I
have great ideas. Marcus got a boatload of money and
he's got to know how expertise, you know what I mean, Like,
so I feel like Marcus I could learn so much
from him. And then having somebody in the business world
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to be able to on speed out, to be able
to call when you need some help and all that stuff.
And then the most important thing about my group is this.
The best thing about my group is this is that
none of the people in my group hang out already,
so there's gonna be no clicking up. So we all
got to get to know each other. I mean even
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though like they probably all have met, Like you don't
see them doing shows together, like at parties together, really,
so they're not gonna be able to click up. Oprah
and Barack gonna be uh in the room somewhere, No,
they're not. I'm gonna be right there with him. No,
they already unless me and Nick are spending quality time.
That's so ridiculous. Okay, who's your fourth person? Okay, this
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is this was a hard one. This was hard because
my first one I was like, Okay, who would I
be able to spend this amount of time with? Right,
So it has to be somebody who has a similar
sense of humor, right, and somebody that you can have
some fun with all right, so Chrissy Teening, Oh you're
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a doppel ganger. It's not my double ganger. But she
I thought she would be fun y'all, y'all would get
in Twitter trouble together. But that's for sure. But I
also like my new YouTube sensation, Jordan Paige. Are you
kid me? Are you gonna bring her thirty kids with you? Now?
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But she she has she has some good ideas. Man
that that woman knows how to run a ship. So
if if if we got Jordan's over there running the
ship making sure everything's cool, and we got Oprah being Oprah,
we got Barack being Barack. Okay, your your accumulation of talent,
like you have talent, However, your your your teamwork terrible.
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I can see what you're saying. But I'm the glue.
I am the glue. Who's going to clean up around
that crew? Jordan Page, she has all of the cleanup tips.
Who's going to clean up in your crew? You think
Jay Low cleaning up? No honey, no, no, honey, she
has that. Why debate cleaning up? That's why I debated.
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But no, Lebron is used to doing dirty work, like
like he's a glue guy, so he will help, but
you know you're gonna be the clean up out of
that clean So look, no Mark Marcus Simona sweeps floors
on his shows everything, dude, like he does dirty work.
You had some good ones, Exactly, I have people. Our
house is gonna be clean, We're gonna be well fed.
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We'd uh like yours. Opraight even went to a bank
in a billion years. You got who else? Did you have?
Barack Obama? His service is gonna be Barack Obama hadn't
done anything for himself beside absorb all of that wisdom
from Barack, from Oprah. Just I'm gonna absorb at all,
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you know then then if not, if not Jordan Page
and not Christie Tagen, I mean, it's hard to say
no to Michelle. You gotta have Michelle. I didn't I
thought about a couple. I thought about Beyonce and jay Z,
except for here's what I didn't want. You don't want
a couple because what happens sometimes with couples they fight,
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they're getting an argument. So if j Lo and Beyonce
getting I'm sorry, Beyonce and uh jay Z getting an argument,
the whole house the exactly we abody got time for
all that. Nobody got time for that? All right? Um,
speaking of quarantine, uh, quarantine violations, we're gonna talk about
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violations in terms of quarantine violations. Yes, we're doing say
it with your child, Um, not right now. We're talking
about quarantine, quarantine violations and boundary violations. So boundary violations
we're talking about like when somebody's like, yo, here is
my line, don't step over it. And so do you
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guys have boundary violations with your kids? Do you have
boundary violations with your with your significant other? See? Like me,
there are certain things that will send me through the roof.
First thing, kids don't take the dogs out. If there's
dogs have an accident in the house, I'm I'm ready
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to like kick doors down, um because like you need
to take them out, like, like, don't be lazy. That's
not a boundary violation. Okay, Um, well that's whatever boundary
violation for me? Um. There are things that the kids
can't touch? Are there things that you're significant other can't touch?
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Like like, for instance, we're in my man cave right now,
and Denisia has sometimes felt like she can just come
in here when she feels like I do not want
to come into your man cave. I have no desire
that if that is how you feel about If that's
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how you feel about it, I have done a good
job aesthetically. Um so. But Denisia has some boundaries, like
she does not like the kids. So she's got two
computers at home right now. She's got a big Mac
a desktop and a laptop computer. And the kids had
some work to do and she was like, gack, need
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their own computer for sure. And if if something happened
to my computer, I can't work. Like I get that,
but but we needed a temporary solution until the stuff Amazon.
Then use your computer. Oh oh oh really, So it's
not okay for one of your two computers, Like it's
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not like you're making music. You don't care, you're not
making music, Like you're not making art. Not making art,
that's right, but I make you you're talking about word
documents like stop like it's lost or damaged. It Well,
part of that is because it's Nichea's like old lady,
old technology lady. So like you put a user on
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her computer. She she's like, my computer's not working. Break
Like you think you're a little technologically savvy that every
time he fixed something, he finds a way to break it.
So that's that's where you're not savvy. I just think
that it's I just find it funny. I would say,
I just find it funny that um anytime that, like
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she thinks that if you like open that, if you
do something on the computer, she's like, oh, that just
broke the computer. It's not working right now, like Densia,
that means there's something else. Like the other day she
said that her computer, her brand new MacBook. I'm sorry,
brand new iMac big desktop computer. Oh, it's not working
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working around I'm like, you put parental control. You know
you did. This is a three thousand dollar computer. There's
no way in hell. Because I was typing his rainbow
wheeling and I was like, listen, something, something's up. I
was like, why did your computer running so damn slow?
She was like, I don't know. I'm like, niche, there
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is some reason why, because there's no broken I was like, okay,
so anyway, So turns turns out Denetia had like fifteen
programs open, two different uh, two different browsers. She's running
I movie, dude. She was using like twelve megabits of
RAM or gigabits whatever. She was using way too much.
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Had like and in the browsers she had like thirty
tabs opening each one. They're they're playing like ads in
the back and running background. So I'm like, I look
at him, like, no one of your computers running slow,
like you're using every single bit of it. So anyways,
lets let's go back to the boundaries. What about it.
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Do you think that people should have areas in their homework, kids, work, Yes,
I think everybody needs to have their own space, their
own time that they have a boundary around every moment.
I don't get to have boundary around my time. I
don't get like, yo, I'm off right now, I'm off,
which which you do sometimes you like you put the
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kids to bed by, like what are you doing? Like
when do I get to do that? When do I
get to just be like I'm not every single day
because you just you just check out, Like you're like,
I'm like, where is my husband as I've got a
crying baby making dinner and you're like, I'm playing a game.
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That's you checking out when you go play your little
silly games or whatever, or when you go to the bathroom.
If that's not your mean time, I don't know what is,
because this man will go to the bath help never
like forty five minutes Like, that's not me time? Because
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when do I get forty five minutes of anything? Like
any time? Are you serious? Yes? When do I get
forty five minutes? Even when we we've done this two
hours shift thing where he gets to work two hours,
I work two hours then and we take you know,
shifts with Roman during my shift, George becoming in the
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office talking. Roman comes in there playing. I'm like, I'm
I'm working, I'm in work mode right now. Can you
please that all nobody? No, you actually call me, hey,
George came No, no, George Camara. Never and then never
have I done that? Never? Never, I don't do that.
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I don't know if you are hallucinating these these these calls.
But I'm not calling you. I'm not calling you. Don't
even call me today. No, I didn't, George. Can you
help me move this desk? That? Huh? That had nothing
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to do. That was because I was doing an interview,
So move the desk and depart. Oh, oh, I never
call you in there. I only call you in there
to do work my I t my and my furniture movie.
But I thought you never called me in there. I
don't call you in there just to come in there.
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And you come in there every single time when I'm
doing my workship and when you're doing your workshift. I
don't do that. That's all My point is. This is why,
because I honored the boundaries, I could be taking a shower.
This is George loves to do this. I'm taking a shower, relaxing.
I come out of my shower. I have a towel on,
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and he's in there playing with the kids on the ground,
and I'm in my town and I was just imagining,
like I'm gonna be relaxed right now. No, you you
have nerve. I was in the shower. I've been in
the shower. She comes in the shower. Hey, George, why
why why are you playing music in the shower? Now?
Why are you playing music in the shower? Down? I
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don't I don't know why. I'm like, well, you leave
me alone. That's true, because you're just be in there
and just hanging out, and I got things to do.
Exactly when you're playing all this music, you gotta stay
in there longer, and it's gonna mess up my flow
exactly or flow? Um So, when the coronavirus is over, though,
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when the coronavirus is over, what does that say? How
long before kids can have play dates? And how long
before we can have because we're we're known for our
legendary parties and at home, So if you haven't been
been invited, sorry, um shoot, shoot us a note if
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you would like a yeah, and and invite? Um? So,
how long before we have a party and how long
before we're back at football games? I think it's a
it's a rap. What's a rap? The parties? I ain't
having a whole bunch of potential virus asymptomatic carrier or
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something in my house. I don't know how long. So
if orders were lifted today, I wouldn't trust it. How
long this is April? Like if orders were stop, if
orders were lifted and it was like five people who
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died today, no or zero zero people died today? Honestly,
I don't really know. I don't really buy it, like
it's gonna be a while because even when the virus
quote unquote ends or whatever, the threat is not so
serious and they lift the orders, then there's the possibility
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of that bounce back that we could have like within
three months or when flu season comes back around. And
I'm just not trying to just not trying to do.
But don't you think that things are getting a little
bit better, like they're getting better? Well, I think I
thought they were getting better before and then they weren't.
So I'm managing my expectations. The only the only thing
that matters to me really, so that the NBA season
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finishes the way the Lakers can win the championship, because
it is only fitting that the Lakers win the championship
because I got I got a little sad the other
day when Kobe got into Hall of Fame. I mean
just still just breaking my heart, all like, oh man, um,
So the Lakers have to win a championship, but I
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would sacrifice the entire NBA season as long as college
football gets played, I said the other day, you would
sacrifice some Money's mamma, you're not supposed to say that
it was a private joke. Can't we have boundaries, We
tell them everything. We have no privacy. What are you
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talking about? Oh my god? Okay, So I'm a huge
college football fan and got a got a chance to
watch Oregon play Washington today. I'm gonna go watch them
play Wisconsin once we're done here and there. But you
don't have no time to do anything. But that's what
I'm talking about. You ain't got none, none of your men,
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But you got time to watch a whole football game.
I didn't get a chance to watch. I saw like
the last football game, saw the last quarter and a half.
I don't have any time thirty minutes sitcom without speaking
of that. Um so, as long as football is played.
And yes, I did say I was joking when I
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said it. Jeez, we's gonna make me sound like a monster.
Um that. Yes, And it was an exaggeration. I said
I would I would make a blood sacrifice for a
college college football. It was a joke. College football fans
are just fanatics and crazy. You had Auburn Alabama. They
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killed a tree, They killed like a hundred year old tree.
I don't think you were joking away. I think you
were really willing to sacrifice somebody's mother. No, it's college football.
It's important. I'm just messing with you. Um now, oh so,
(31:37):
but I do think what going going back to that,
which how long before we get back to normal, because
I do think that we do have to get back
to normal at some point. But we're just like, I mean, kids,
kids play play dates. But I'm not cool with people.
I am judging people though, who are having play dates
(32:01):
and parties at their house right now during stay at
home orders. Who's that dumb? No, there's a lot of
people who are doing it. They may they may be watching.
Well you're dumb. Oh, I'm just saying that's offensive. But
it's not offensive to make somebody's mama a blood sacrifice.
You don't see why you gotta keep bringing up old
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Oh my goodness, come on, buddy, say hi, Hey buddy, No,
you can't grab that, bye buddy. So anyways, so you
know how Roman goes to outside the box? How long
before you take them back to outside the box because
those century classes are dope. I don't know. I honestly
(32:44):
really don't know. I don't know what it's going to
look like. Okay, um, let'sten to my favorite segment. Yes,
now it is time for her favorite segment and mine.
I'm gonna let you go first today. Let me get
my time around. Say it with your chest? Time for
say it with your chest. Where you get a minute,
(33:05):
Where you get a minute, don't be trying to where
you get a minute to Each of us gets a
minute to say whatever is on our chest, get it out.
The other person cannot rebut it under any circumstances, you
cannot say anything about it on the back end. You ready,
(33:25):
you got your time around just so you know, say it,
just so you guys know, say it with your chest.
Last time started a problem. My mother came over our
house and was like, I don't know if y'all should
do that. You guys are just just love on your
husband and wife. Why do I say it? Didn't? Okay,
(33:49):
So hopefully this doesn't scared scare my mother because my
mother was like, how is he supposed to get a
get a job if you're talking about his wish? He
was wrong, But anyways, all right, here you go, so
that go. Okay, this is what I want to say.
(34:09):
Since we've been under quarantine, we have not had a housekeeper,
and I and George and all the kids have had
to step up on our housekeeping duties. And I would
like you to give me credit because they always make
these jokes because I'm a career woman, like I can't
(34:30):
do nothing domestically. Number one, I have been making some
bomb food. Amazing food, uh, amazing food. And number two,
I have been an organizational queen. Oh I got twenty seconds.
I've been an organizational queen. I did Conmari last year
with our closet I have. I did the kitchen and
(34:53):
he told me when I was doing the kitchen, he
was like, it's not like you know how to organize
or anything. And then I did the cha room. So
what I would like you to do is give me
credit for my domestic baddest abilities. I can't. I can't
rebut it, so I can't say anything back. It's gonna
(35:15):
be full of malarkey whatever you're about to say. Okay,
So I'll keep my own timer. Okay, let me get
my handy down, give me the timer. I'm gonna say.
I can ant you ready, yea. The hypocrisy of this
woman here, whom I love so much. So Denisia is
(35:39):
like occasionally we will be laying in bed, She'll be like, oh, Georgia,
what are you doing on your phone? And this weekend
we had an offer this weekend and I said, Nick,
can we just watch TV the whole day bene watching
all this stuff. She can't stay off of her phone
while we're watching shows that she gets lost on. We're
(36:02):
watching Ozark, she can't keep up. She's on her phone
like scrolling through Instagram and I'm like, She's like, George,
what what what happened? Who is that? I'm like, stay
off the damn phone? And then she has a nerd
to get mad at me about it. But I can
keep up. She can't keep up, So stop being on
the phone while we are watching television, watching shows because
(36:24):
you can't keep up, and then you get mad when
I go ahead, there is Okay, I have an idea
for a segment. Okay, this was inspired by your mom.
This is inspired because she said, you know, we shouldn't
(36:46):
be staying to stay it with your chest. So now
you have to say a minute of everything you love
about me. No, I'm gonna I'm gonna let you go first. Okay, Okay,
So this is my gratitude you from my heavy. He
has been a champ when it comes to taking care
of the baby in the middle of the night. He
(37:08):
gets up all of the time. When when Roman wakes
up in the middle of night, cannot say enough about
how much. I appreciate that he's even stepped up a
little bit with doing the putting to bed duties at night,
which he was not doing any of it. So I
appreciate that. Um, we've been a really good team in
(37:31):
terms of getting stuff done around the house and and
getting our ideas. And he's been very very inspirational about
getting back into shape because I ain't in shape right
now because of a baby, and every day tried to
get out of the house. So I really appreciate that
you still got time left. Come on, and I'm glad
(37:52):
you shaved today. It took three weeks, but I'm glad
that doesn't sound uh you did something backhanded compliment. No,
I'm glad you shaved today instead of saying when you
when you tell me you actually look pretty. Actually, I
(38:14):
do overuse the word actually, but because I do get well,
here's your chance to make it up. So what I
appreciate about my uh seventy six wife is is um,
your ancestry day is uh. So she is okay. So
(38:38):
she's kind of wound up tight sometimes, but this quarantine
has kind of loosened her up. She's been like when
we get an arguments or something, they come back together
much much faster because they can't go anywhere. She's working
on stuff. Oh and she's been cooking, like she said,
she's been laying it down in the kitchen eat Corona.
(38:59):
Chef has been able to take some breaks, which which
I love because my love language a lot of times
its acts of service and when she cooks for me
all that stuff, even though she's still like rub my
down feet. Um, I do appreciate that sort of thing.
And it's been wonderful and I love it, and I've
actually enjoyed quarantine, like quarantine has been fun for me,
(39:20):
great for our family, great for our marriage. Yeah, that
was Nicey it feels better. I could say, all right,
thank you guys for listening to the wife versus the
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(39:43):
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what that's what they tell you all the time. They're like, no,
your wife is the expert. Your wife is funny one.
We all know that. No, it's like, no, that's not
what it that's what they say. No, it's your role
(40:08):
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Email us in the description. Please make sure you share
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have asked us to and it's kind of fun and
therapeutic as well. All right, let's get to the Let's
get to the ground, right the program, not yes, let's
get to the You're probably wondering why I'm sitting here
with no shirt on. We're in the middle of quarantine.
Weird things happen when you're sitting with your significant other
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and your kids all damn day. So I was so
she brought me a shirt in here to change into,
and then I took the other shirt off, and I
was just feeling real natural and real free. So we're
shirt free today. And then and she was like, George,
you should put a shirt on. I was like, for
what flex Friday? This is what I deal with y'all
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twenty four hours a day, four hours a day. We
got a bunch of good things up for you guys today,
so everybody has been super excited the Black Sea. First thing,
we hope that your families are safe right right. You
have to check with me on that one. Yes we do, Yeah,
your family will safe, healthy, hole, and that you guys
(01:27):
are social distancing. Some people still aren't taking this thing seriously,
but you know whatever, Hopefully everybody's all right. Um. First
thing up, Club Quarantine. If you look on your Instagram, live,
in your Facebook live, everybody is going live, like every
little thing at the top, live live, live, live live.
(01:49):
These groups, some of them are very meaningful, you know,
starting with Dr Vouci and Steph Curry when they did
everything together. That was solid, right, then everybody wants to
do it. And then DJ d Nice he jumped it off,
had Barack Obama on, had everybody on, followers went up
like he was he was Djane He does like a
(02:10):
whole set, so he calls it club quarantine for those
of you who do not know, but he's been doing
club Quarantine where he just goes bananas and everybody jumped
in Michelle Obama, Barack Obama, I don't get it, Joe Biden.
I think I don't get what's so exciting about club Quarantine,
Like you don't like you you're not really a big
(02:34):
time social guy. Like it's a dude DJ you never
went to a club and like went, what are you
talking about? You know much money I spend clubs. I'm
not saying you didn't spend money in clubs. I'm saying
it wasn't your real thing. That was not really your
idea of fun, at least not that George when I
met you. Yeah, Like I wasn't going to the clubs
(02:56):
as much when I met you. I've kind of grown
out of that stage. But like it's fun to go
with you sometimes. But it's a dude djaying he's just
standing there in different hats every second or whoever whatever, DJ,
you're yeah, and I'm just like, bro, this is cool.
But I don't get the what the excitement is because
(03:18):
I've looked on Twitter and Instagram people get dressed up
to go to club quarantine, like they're putting on it's
just something to do, and then all your friends do it.
They do like watch parties and they go back and forth,
and they're like, hey, girl, you want to I'll go
get you a drink. Okay, girl, Like it's just fun,
just something to do. You also don't do the friends
zoom calls. I do the friends zoom call and that
(03:42):
is fun. We have a good, good all the time.
And he's like, you know, gets off. I don't even
know what you're doing it, man, run run round because
we're having fun, like a three hour social hour. It's fun.
What else are we gonna do? Like that's how we
have to spend time with our friends. Will somebody please
call George and do a zoom call with him? So
(04:04):
he gotta be more than one person. Just FaceTime. I've
been FaceTime with people. It's the same person. You only
FaceTime one time. No, that's not true. I FaceTime Sammy,
FaceTime the Brett FaceTime to but a bunch of other people.
You FaceTime Bret sometimes. Yeah I didn't know that. Yeah,
it's facist. Since he've been in South Carolina. You FaceTime Pharaoh,
(04:27):
and you face time to kids. I have never seen
you FaceTime anybody else. FaceTime my my parents when when
they want to see the baby. Yeah, okay, FaceTime my
auntie uncle that. Anyways, it be people on my FaceTime.
But anyways, like I get But the one that I
did get into we watched a little bit was t
(04:50):
Pain versus Little John. Yeah. I was in on that,
like because somebody back on why fine, geez control you're like,
because it's just hard to look at you just you
look like you ain't never seen me with my shirt off.
(05:10):
I am, but just talking to you. There you go. Anyways,
it's nice, all right, let's go. So I like that one,
but I wasn't all into all the other ones because
some of the people that are too slow all of this,
and it feels like people are biting at this point,
like if you're gonna go live, you gotta add some value.
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But some of them and some people are adding value
with their with their lives. Some people are just copying.
I want you to add value, bring something new. I
haven't really been able to do like club quarantine because
we actually have been very busy at our house. Like
for us to be under quarantine, we are like getting
stuff popping, We're like reorganizing things. We're still working, paying
(05:54):
on bills, calling credit card companies, doing videos, and so
we are staying very busy, so I haven't really been
able to do the club quarantine, but I actually really
want to do it. You know what I decided to
do since we've been on on stay at home orders,
so we we've been making TikTok's with the kids, and
(06:15):
I didn't get TikTok at first. I'm I'm gonna be
active on my TikTok. I have decided, yes, I'm getting
TikTok poppingcaust silly. You'll do it for like a week
and then you want, well, I probably more consumed content
on TikTok than make TikTok content I want because I said,
(06:38):
we've seen some really there's some really cool stuff on TikTok,
like what like the video that we saw? What there
like falling down? Tori didn TikTok today? Like someone are cool,
You're like you don't like it. I've been learning these
damn dances. Don't act like I can do all of them.
Uh man, I'm staying in classy moody exactly, so you
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don't be trying to act like trying to act like,
oh I'm too cool, I'm too mature. I'm too I'm
going to consume the content yes, you. That's the whole
point in being on there. That way you get to
see things and try to do them. We should post
the TikTok that we did with the kids. We haven't
posted it. Okay, we'll do We'll do that apparently anyway. Um, okay,
(07:30):
So the next thing is, um, we decided that we
were going to come up with four people that we
wanted to be quarantined with, and so behind the curtain,
we have a list of topics that we're going to
talk talk about on the screen behind us and all that.
I'm in front of us and all that. But what
I did this time, I did not put my four
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people on the screen because she might have stolen something.
So on my phone, you are the steeler. You are,
you are the content steeler. Go ahead. I'm ladies first,
because I have a strategic my mind. Don't mind. Okay,
you give one, I give one, You give one. I
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give one. You first. Gordon Ramsey is number one. I
shouldn't know. You pick that, okay, because he can make
a lobster Wellington's and I actually and we're gonna be
good boy. Actually thought about I actually thought about that
because I was like, I gotta have somebody that can cook,
but you're not gonna be there. Hey guys, if you
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guys have seen Corona Chef hashtag Corona Chef, that's me
on Twitter. But you're not going to be there. So right,
it's it's me being quarantined outside of my family. So
I thought about, Okay, I do need to find somebody
who I really enjoy their cooking. But Gordon Ramsey, he's
a little much personality wise, so I don't know if
(08:58):
I could be quarantine with Gordon Ramsey. He's different TV.
Gordon is different. Well, yeah, we met him that one
time and he was very nice, but he's still you know,
he's still got a hard inch. So that's why I
didn't pick Gordon. But I should have known that you
would pay Gordon. My number one auntie Oprah, duh, I
have to have if I get a lone time like that.
(09:20):
Of course I'm gonna pick Oprah because we're supposed to
be besties. Okay, what's your next one? My next pick
is Lebron James. The reason why I'm going with Lebron James.
Lebron is gonna bring some fun. He's going to bring
(09:41):
he brings some uh so we're gonna make videos were oh,
and he's my and and he's my fitness partner, so
he's gonna make sure I don't get fat in quarantine
because he's got to work out for the season. So
Lebron James is gonna be the person to make sure
that we stay in shape. So he's gonna be fun,
stay stay in shape. And he's a smart dude, like
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he's socially conscious. He's a good guy. Like I feel
like I could learn some things from Lebron and then
offer him some things too. I feel like it would
be a good give and take relationship, good person to
be quarantined with Nick Jonas. Nick Jonas, you kidding me.
You couldn't find better entertainment than Nick Jonas, because we've
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been he's I don't care. I don't care. Nick Jonah,
You're You're like a lady who's stuck on like in
sync or something. He's hot. So I like Nick Jonas
right now, and he'll be quarantined with me. All the
damn entertainment that you could have got the great but
(10:48):
you could have got John Legend, you could have got married.
What are you gonna be having sex with? Nick Jonas? What. No,
I don't know. I don't know what kind of what.
Jonas is married first of all that, but no, he
I just want him to sing to me and be
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and be hot. He is hot out of all the
damn entertainment that you could have got. I'm not saying
that Nick Jonas is not a good entertainer. However, there
are much better options. Would you agree with that? Jonas? Hi? Nick,
you're like a teeny bopper right now. You're trying to
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stay too young right now. Oh my god, I'm embarrassed,
Nick Jonas. Good, God, be embarrass good he's hot. I
don't care. Go ahead, be embarrassed. I would have rather
you said Blake Shelton. I would rather you as said
Idris Elbow for entertainment because he's ad like I love
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Blake Shona. I would rather you said t Pain than
than Nick Jonas. Oh god, how do you like me?
And Nick Jonas? How is that possible that you're attracted
to me? That didn't even make sense? Number one, I
I don't really have a type. I like every I
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like different men. I like smart man, I like funny man.
I like you know, athletic men. Kind of not really
um and and I like, you know, I just like
different guys, man, So I don't really have a type,
So it could be anything that flows my boat. Okay,
(12:40):
my third person just that was a hard segue. My
third person is j Lo? Really j Lo? She don't
want to hang out with you. I was considering, see
I was debating between j Lo and Beyonce. Huh. Like okay,
(13:03):
so at least j Lo, if we're quarantined for a
long time, I can come out with a new new skill.
She can teach me how to how to be fluent
in Spanish. I can. I'm serious like I can. And
she was pretty to look at, trying to just don't know.
I've had a crush on j Lo since since I
(13:23):
since she was on a Living Color. Boy A Rod
just got to get this right, I just I just
found the greatest woman in the whole universe first before
I got to j Loo. Otherwise it would have been
j Lo and no A Rod, Um, who's your number three?
Barack Obama? Because I love him forever, So you're gonna
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come out of there with like a a managing twice.
I wasn't trying to have sex with him. That's dirty, man,
I'm not trying to sex with him. I'm just trying
to absorb from him. Okay, So you got why would
I pick some who else would you pick? So you
got Oprah j Lo and I'm sorry you got Oprah
Barack Obama. That don't even match. So you're trying to
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live your best life, change the world you can. You
can probably get a good spades game with with with Barack.
I don't know about Oprah. I don't know if you
know how to play, I think, but we can teach her. Okay,
So okay, I just understand. I guess because she's Matt
(14:36):
married to Uh because Nick Jonas is married to Deep
Chopra's uh daughter, So I guess you they kind of
fit a little bit, right, Yeah, sorry, all right. My
last person that I would like to be quarantined with
is Marcus Lemonis. That's a good one. I'm choosing Marcus
Lemonis because if you put me Markarcus Lemonis, Gordon Ramsey,
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Lebron James, and j Lo, we're coming out with twin
billion off that thing. Hell yeah, I have great I
have great ideas. Marcus got a boatload of money and
he's got to know how expertise, you know what I mean, Like,
so I feel like Marcus I could learn so much
from him. And then having somebody in the business world
(15:26):
to be able to on speed out, to be able
to call when you need some help and all that stuff.
And then the most important thing about my group is this.
The best thing about my group is this is that
none of the people in my group hang out already,
so there's gonna be no clicking up. So we all
got to get to know each other. I mean even
(15:47):
though like they probably all have met, Like you don't
see them doing shows together, like at parties together, really,
so they're not gonna be able to click up. Oprah
and Barack gonna be uh in the room somewhere, No,
they're not. I'm gonna be right there with him. No,
they already unless me and Nick are spending quality time.
That's so ridiculous. Okay, who's your fourth person? Okay, this
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is this was a hard one. This was hard because
my first one I was like, Okay, who would I
be able to spend this amount of time with? Right,
So it has to be somebody who has a similar
sense of humor, right, and somebody that you can have
some fun with all right, so Chrissy Teening, Oh you're
(16:40):
a doppel ganger. It's not my double ganger. But she
I thought she would be fun y'all, y'all would get
in Twitter trouble together. But that's for sure. But I
also like my new YouTube sensation, Jordan Paige. Are you
kid me? Are you gonna bring her thirty kids with you? Now?
(17:03):
But she she has she has some good ideas. Man
that that woman knows how to run a ship. So
if if if we got Jordan's over there running the
ship making sure everything's cool, and we got Oprah being Oprah,
we got Barack being Barack. Okay, your your accumulation of talent,
like you have talent, However, your your your teamwork terrible.
(17:29):
I can see what you're saying. But I'm the glue.
I am the glue. Who's going to clean up around
that crew? Jordan Page, she has all of the cleanup tips.
Who's going to clean up in your crew? You think
Jay Low cleaning up? No honey, no, no, honey, she
has that. Why debate cleaning up? That's why I debated.
(17:52):
But no, Lebron is used to doing dirty work, like
like he's a glue guy, so he will help, but
you know you're gonna be the clean up out of
that clean So look, no Mark Marcus Simona sweeps floors
on his shows everything, dude, like he does dirty work.
You had some good ones, Exactly, I have people. Our
house is gonna be clean, We're gonna be well fed.
(18:12):
We'd uh like yours. Opraight even went to a bank
in a billion years. You got who else? Did you have?
Barack Obama? His service is gonna be Barack Obama hadn't
done anything for himself beside absorb all of that wisdom
from Barack, from Oprah. Just I'm gonna absorb at all,
(18:36):
you know then then if not, if not Jordan Page
and not Christie Tagen, I mean, it's hard to say
no to Michelle. You gotta have Michelle. I didn't I
thought about a couple. I thought about Beyonce and jay Z,
except for here's what I didn't want. You don't want
a couple because what happens sometimes with couples they fight,
(19:01):
they're getting an argument. So if j Lo and Beyonce
getting I'm sorry, Beyonce and uh jay Z getting an argument,
the whole house the exactly we abody got time for
all that. Nobody got time for that? All right? Um,
speaking of quarantine, uh, quarantine violations, we're gonna talk about
(19:24):
violations in terms of quarantine violations. Yes, we're doing say
it with your child, Um, not right now. We're talking
about quarantine, quarantine violations and boundary violations. So boundary violations
we're talking about like when somebody's like, yo, here is
my line, don't step over it. And so do you
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guys have boundary violations with your kids? Do you have
boundary violations with your with your significant other? See? Like me,
there are certain things that will send me through the roof.
First thing, kids don't take the dogs out. If there's
dogs have an accident in the house, I'm I'm ready
(20:10):
to like kick doors down, um because like you need
to take them out, like, like, don't be lazy. That's
not a boundary violation. Okay, Um, well that's whatever boundary
violation for me? Um. There are things that the kids
can't touch? Are there things that you're significant other can't touch?
(20:33):
Like like, for instance, we're in my man cave right now,
and Denisia has sometimes felt like she can just come
in here when she feels like I do not want
to come into your man cave. I have no desire
that if that is how you feel about If that's
(20:54):
how you feel about it, I have done a good
job aesthetically. Um so. But Denisia has some boundaries, like
she does not like the kids. So she's got two
computers at home right now. She's got a big Mac
a desktop and a laptop computer. And the kids had
some work to do and she was like, gack, need
(21:17):
their own computer for sure. And if if something happened
to my computer, I can't work. Like I get that,
but but we needed a temporary solution until the stuff Amazon.
Then use your computer. Oh oh oh really, So it's
not okay for one of your two computers, Like it's
(21:38):
not like you're making music. You don't care, you're not
making music, Like you're not making art. Not making art,
that's right, but I make you you're talking about word
documents like stop like it's lost or damaged. It Well,
part of that is because it's Nichea's like old lady,
old technology lady. So like you put a user on
(22:02):
her computer. She she's like, my computer's not working. Break
Like you think you're a little technologically savvy that every
time he fixed something, he finds a way to break it.
So that's that's where you're not savvy. I just think
that it's I just find it funny. I would say,
I just find it funny that um anytime that, like
(22:24):
she thinks that if you like open that, if you
do something on the computer, she's like, oh, that just
broke the computer. It's not working right now, like Densia,
that means there's something else. Like the other day she
said that her computer, her brand new MacBook. I'm sorry,
brand new iMac big desktop computer. Oh, it's not working
(22:50):
working around I'm like, you put parental control. You know
you did. This is a three thousand dollar computer. There's
no way in hell. Because I was typing his rainbow
wheeling and I was like, listen, something, something's up. I
was like, why did your computer running so damn slow?
She was like, I don't know. I'm like, niche, there
(23:11):
is some reason why, because there's no broken I was like, okay,
so anyway, So turns turns out Denetia had like fifteen
programs open, two different uh, two different browsers. She's running
I movie, dude. She was using like twelve megabits of
RAM or gigabits whatever. She was using way too much.
(23:36):
Had like and in the browsers she had like thirty
tabs opening each one. They're they're playing like ads in
the back and running background. So I'm like, I look
at him, like, no one of your computers running slow,
like you're using every single bit of it. So anyways,
lets let's go back to the boundaries. What about it.
(24:00):
Do you think that people should have areas in their homework, kids, work, Yes,
I think everybody needs to have their own space, their
own time that they have a boundary around every moment.
I don't get to have boundary around my time. I
don't get like, yo, I'm off right now, I'm off,
which which you do sometimes you like you put the
(24:23):
kids to bed by, like what are you doing? Like
when do I get to do that? When do I
get to just be like I'm not every single day
because you just you just check out, Like you're like,
I'm like, where is my husband as I've got a
crying baby making dinner and you're like, I'm playing a game.
(24:45):
That's you checking out when you go play your little
silly games or whatever, or when you go to the bathroom.
If that's not your mean time, I don't know what is,
because this man will go to the bath help never
like forty five minutes Like, that's not me time? Because
(25:05):
when do I get forty five minutes of anything? Like
any time? Are you serious? Yes? When do I get
forty five minutes? Even when we we've done this two
hours shift thing where he gets to work two hours,
I work two hours then and we take you know,
shifts with Roman during my shift, George becoming in the
(25:26):
office talking. Roman comes in there playing. I'm like, I'm
I'm working, I'm in work mode right now. Can you
please that all nobody? No, you actually call me, hey,
George came No, no, George Camara. Never and then never
have I done that? Never? Never, I don't do that.
(25:52):
I don't know if you are hallucinating these these these calls.
But I'm not calling you. I'm not calling you. Don't
even call me today. No, I didn't, George. Can you
help me move this desk? That? Huh? That had nothing
(26:13):
to do. That was because I was doing an interview,
So move the desk and depart. Oh, oh, I never
call you in there. I only call you in there
to do work my I t my and my furniture movie.
But I thought you never called me in there. I
don't call you in there just to come in there.
(26:34):
And you come in there every single time when I'm
doing my workship and when you're doing your workshift. I
don't do that. That's all My point is. This is why,
because I honored the boundaries, I could be taking a shower.
This is George loves to do this. I'm taking a shower, relaxing.
I come out of my shower. I have a towel on,
(26:56):
and he's in there playing with the kids on the ground,
and I'm in my town and I was just imagining,
like I'm gonna be relaxed right now. No, you you
have nerve. I was in the shower. I've been in
the shower. She comes in the shower. Hey, George, why
why why are you playing music in the shower? Now?
Why are you playing music in the shower? Down? I
(27:16):
don't I don't know why. I'm like, well, you leave
me alone. That's true, because you're just be in there
and just hanging out, and I got things to do.
Exactly when you're playing all this music, you gotta stay
in there longer, and it's gonna mess up my flow
exactly or flow? Um So, when the coronavirus is over, though,
(27:40):
when the coronavirus is over, what does that say? How
long before kids can have play dates? And how long
before we can have because we're we're known for our
legendary parties and at home, So if you haven't been
been invited, sorry, um shoot, shoot us a note if
(28:01):
you would like a yeah, and and invite? Um? So,
how long before we have a party and how long
before we're back at football games? I think it's a
it's a rap. What's a rap? The parties? I ain't
having a whole bunch of potential virus asymptomatic carrier or
(28:23):
something in my house. I don't know how long. So
if orders were lifted today, I wouldn't trust it. How
long this is April? Like if orders were stop, if
orders were lifted and it was like five people who
(28:44):
died today, no or zero zero people died today? Honestly,
I don't really know. I don't really buy it, like
it's gonna be a while because even when the virus
quote unquote ends or whatever, the threat is not so
serious and they lift the orders, then there's the possibility
(29:05):
of that bounce back that we could have like within
three months or when flu season comes back around. And
I'm just not trying to just not trying to do.
But don't you think that things are getting a little
bit better, like they're getting better? Well, I think I
thought they were getting better before and then they weren't.
So I'm managing my expectations. The only the only thing
that matters to me really, so that the NBA season
(29:30):
finishes the way the Lakers can win the championship, because
it is only fitting that the Lakers win the championship
because I got I got a little sad the other
day when Kobe got into Hall of Fame. I mean
just still just breaking my heart, all like, oh man, um,
So the Lakers have to win a championship, but I
(29:51):
would sacrifice the entire NBA season as long as college
football gets played, I said the other day, you would
sacrifice some Money's mamma, you're not supposed to say that
it was a private joke. Can't we have boundaries, We
tell them everything. We have no privacy. What are you
(30:12):
talking about? Oh my god? Okay, So I'm a huge
college football fan and got a got a chance to
watch Oregon play Washington today. I'm gonna go watch them
play Wisconsin once we're done here and there. But you
don't have no time to do anything. But that's what
I'm talking about. You ain't got none, none of your men,
(30:33):
But you got time to watch a whole football game.
I didn't get a chance to watch. I saw like
the last football game, saw the last quarter and a half.
I don't have any time thirty minutes sitcom without speaking
of that. Um so, as long as football is played.
And yes, I did say I was joking when I
(30:56):
said it. Jeez, we's gonna make me sound like a monster.
Um that. Yes, And it was an exaggeration. I said
I would I would make a blood sacrifice for a
college college football. It was a joke. College football fans
are just fanatics and crazy. You had Auburn Alabama. They
(31:16):
killed a tree, They killed like a hundred year old tree.
I don't think you were joking away. I think you
were really willing to sacrifice somebody's mother. No, it's college football.
It's important. I'm just messing with you. Um now, oh so,
(31:37):
but I do think what going going back to that,
which how long before we get back to normal, because
I do think that we do have to get back
to normal at some point. But we're just like, I mean, kids,
kids play play dates. But I'm not cool with people.
I am judging people though, who are having play dates
(32:01):
and parties at their house right now during stay at
home orders. Who's that dumb? No, there's a lot of
people who are doing it. They may they may be watching.
Well you're dumb. Oh, I'm just saying that's offensive. But
it's not offensive to make somebody's mama a blood sacrifice.
You don't see why you gotta keep bringing up old
(32:22):
Oh my goodness, come on, buddy, say hi, Hey buddy, No,
you can't grab that, bye buddy. So anyways, so you
know how Roman goes to outside the box? How long
before you take them back to outside the box because
those century classes are dope. I don't know. I honestly
(32:44):
really don't know. I don't know what it's going to
look like. Okay, um, let'sten to my favorite segment. Yes,
now it is time for her favorite segment and mine.
I'm gonna let you go first today. Let me get
my time around. Say it with your chest? Time for
say it with your chest. Where you get a minute,
(33:05):
Where you get a minute, don't be trying to where
you get a minute to Each of us gets a
minute to say whatever is on our chest, get it out.
The other person cannot rebut it under any circumstances, you
cannot say anything about it on the back end. You ready,
(33:25):
you got your time around just so you know, say it,
just so you guys know, say it with your chest.
Last time started a problem. My mother came over our
house and was like, I don't know if y'all should
do that. You guys are just just love on your
husband and wife. Why do I say it? Didn't? Okay,
(33:49):
So hopefully this doesn't scared scare my mother because my
mother was like, how is he supposed to get a
get a job if you're talking about his wish? He
was wrong, But anyways, all right, here you go, so
that go. Okay, this is what I want to say.
(34:09):
Since we've been under quarantine, we have not had a housekeeper,
and I and George and all the kids have had
to step up on our housekeeping duties. And I would
like you to give me credit because they always make
these jokes because I'm a career woman, like I can't
(34:30):
do nothing domestically. Number one, I have been making some
bomb food. Amazing food, uh, amazing food. And number two,
I have been an organizational queen. Oh I got twenty seconds.
I've been an organizational queen. I did Conmari last year
with our closet I have. I did the kitchen and
(34:53):
he told me when I was doing the kitchen, he
was like, it's not like you know how to organize
or anything. And then I did the cha room. So
what I would like you to do is give me
credit for my domestic baddest abilities. I can't. I can't
rebut it, so I can't say anything back. It's gonna
(35:15):
be full of malarkey whatever you're about to say. Okay,
So I'll keep my own timer. Okay, let me get
my handy down, give me the timer. I'm gonna say.
I can ant you ready, yea. The hypocrisy of this
woman here, whom I love so much. So Denisia is
(35:39):
like occasionally we will be laying in bed, She'll be like, oh, Georgia,
what are you doing on your phone? And this weekend
we had an offer this weekend and I said, Nick,
can we just watch TV the whole day bene watching
all this stuff. She can't stay off of her phone
while we're watching shows that she gets lost on. We're
(36:02):
watching Ozark, she can't keep up. She's on her phone
like scrolling through Instagram and I'm like, She's like, George,
what what what happened? Who is that? I'm like, stay
off the damn phone? And then she has a nerd
to get mad at me about it. But I can
keep up. She can't keep up, So stop being on
the phone while we are watching television, watching shows because
(36:24):
you can't keep up, and then you get mad when
I go ahead, there is Okay, I have an idea
for a segment. Okay, this was inspired by your mom.
This is inspired because she said, you know, we shouldn't
(36:46):
be staying to stay it with your chest. So now
you have to say a minute of everything you love
about me. No, I'm gonna I'm gonna let you go first. Okay, Okay,
So this is my gratitude you from my heavy. He
has been a champ when it comes to taking care
of the baby in the middle of the night. He
(37:08):
gets up all of the time. When when Roman wakes
up in the middle of night, cannot say enough about
how much. I appreciate that he's even stepped up a
little bit with doing the putting to bed duties at night,
which he was not doing any of it. So I
appreciate that. Um, we've been a really good team in
(37:31):
terms of getting stuff done around the house and and
getting our ideas. And he's been very very inspirational about
getting back into shape because I ain't in shape right
now because of a baby, and every day tried to
get out of the house. So I really appreciate that
you still got time left. Come on, and I'm glad
(37:52):
you shaved today. It took three weeks, but I'm glad
that doesn't sound uh you did something backhanded compliment. No,
I'm glad you shaved today instead of saying when you
when you tell me you actually look pretty. Actually, I
(38:14):
do overuse the word actually, but because I do get well,
here's your chance to make it up. So what I
appreciate about my uh seventy six wife is is um,
your ancestry day is uh. So she is okay. So
(38:38):
she's kind of wound up tight sometimes, but this quarantine
has kind of loosened her up. She's been like when
we get an arguments or something, they come back together
much much faster because they can't go anywhere. She's working
on stuff. Oh and she's been cooking, like she said,
she's been laying it down in the kitchen eat Corona.
(38:59):
Chef has been able to take some breaks, which which
I love because my love language a lot of times
its acts of service and when she cooks for me
all that stuff, even though she's still like rub my
down feet. Um, I do appreciate that sort of thing.
And it's been wonderful and I love it, and I've
actually enjoyed quarantine, like quarantine has been fun for me,
(39:20):
great for our family, great for our marriage. Yeah, that
was Nicey it feels better. I could say, all right,
thank you guys for listening to the wife versus the
expert experts always right, always right or never I mean
the funny things. It's like an oxymoron because it's clear
(39:43):
that the wife is the expert. No, that's why, that's
what that's what they tell you all the time. They're like, no,
your wife is the expert. Your wife is funny one.
We all know that. No, it's like, no, that's not
what it that's what they say. No, it's your role
(40:08):
is you know to corny dad. Corny dad, you just
called yourself corny to the kids the other day. I'm corny,
but your corny here kids. Thank you guys for listening
to the wife versus the expert. We appreciate your time,
appreciate your energy. Please make sure that you guys shoot
(40:29):
us in email. You can send it to either or
hit us up on Twitter at Deneicia Danielle at George Richer.
The email is in the description peace out, Catch you
guys next episode. Yeah, Facing
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