Will You Accept This Rose?
The Bachelor super fan Arden Myrin along with Bachelor-obsessed celebrity guests discuss the latest The Bachelor episode: tears, fantasy suites, and making sweet, sweet, love on the GREATEST COMEDY FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME- The Bachelor, Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. FANTASY! VICTORY! SUCCESS!! AMERICA!!! BONE ZONE!!!
Episodes
The Captain, The Horny Pool Inspector and the People's Princess Whitney join Arden and the Production Team to break down Joan's MENSSSSSS! Hand holding! Whistling! Football!!
- Arden thinks Kelsey's dad is going to take the WHOLE PRIZE!!!
- Doug thinks these guys are shooting themselves in the foot talking about watching football!
- Jacquis just can not get behind a guy named CHOCK!
- Whitney debuts Doug...
The Sentinel (Jerry Trainor) and The Captain (Doug Benson) join Arden and the Production Team to break down Jenn's finale of the Bachelorette! And let me tell you people....they done her DIRTY!!!!! Poker Face Aunts! Protective Older Brothers! Hakeem!
- Arden fell for Devin's BULLSHIT!
- Jerry WAS RIGHT!!!!!
- Doug thought Devin was a character in a Neil Simon play!
All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!
A very special episode from MYKONOS, GREECE! Join Arden and her friend (and Dracula Doula) Jessica Kelley as she goes on a date LIVE ON THE AIR (with Greek hottie and all around sweetheart) from their hotel room! Welcome to influencer island! Ice Cream! Spiders! Stathis!
- Arden does a quick change live on air to get ready for her date!
- Jessica is the ultimate wing woman on Arden's on air date!
- Arden's date Stathis wants Arde...
Lauren Lapkus and Rachel Smith join Arden and the Production Team to talk Jenn's HOMETOWNS! Tinder swindlers! Fun runs! Travelling bro pants!
- Arden thinks Jonathan should call her if he does not win!
- Lauren thinks all of the guys are the same guy!
- Rachel wants to know about the travelling bench!
All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!
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Arden's Dating Guru Mike Castle and the Horny Pool Inspector Jacquis Neal join Arden and the Production team to break down the EMERALD CITY EPISODE! AI Contestants! Early Bachelor Announcements! Dry humping on pillows at the mall!
- Arden thinks Jeremy might steal the whole thing!
- Jacquis knows not to call his mom on camera!
- Mike was fascinated to watch Sam short circuit when one too many questions got asked!
All that plus......
Psych star/ ROOKIE OF THE YEAR Maggie Lawson and Erin Foley join Arden and the production team to chat a day of shovelling shit at the farm with Jenn's guys! Plaid crop tops! Touchy Mullets! Oversharing!
- Arden says you should wait till the THIRD date to talk about your dead dad in a cooler!
- Erin had to put Vaseline in Arden's dad's hair to get him in there!
- Maggie was excited for Anna's brother to ...
Rob brings his mom Viv to join Jess and Evan Ambrose and Arden and the Production Team to break down episode 4 of Jenn's season of the Bachelorette! Clinking glass! Danny Zuko! Viv "Horny Patrol" Benedict!
- Arden thinks every date should have people dropping from the sky behind the Bachelorette!
- Rob and Evan are the same age!!
- Viv thinks there are a lot of 10’s but Devin only has a 10 personality!
- ...
Jerry Trainor, Maggie Lawson and Jacquis Neal join Arden and the Production Team to break down episode 3 of Jenn's season! Eye Contact! Asking questions! Grabbing Ass!
- Arden was impressed when Marcus banged his helmet!
- Jerry thinks Devin is the spawn of Satan!
- Jacquis thinks Spencer lost the game when he admitted he was cheated on!
- Maggie thought that Spencer had to trauma bond quickly to let Jenn know he had been mar...
Paget, Rob and Doug join Arden and the Production Team to break down episode 2 of Jenn's season of the Bachelorette! Big Boy Pants! Melanie the snake! Star wars clothes!
- Arden would watch 78 hours of Hakeem on ANY show!
- Paget thinks Jenn wants to POUNCE on Sam M!
- Rob thinks Sam wants to say "I want to break into your house!"
- Doug wants to wear Melanie to the Met Gala!
All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!
Seth joins Arden and Don to break down the FIRST episode of Jenn's Bachelorette season! Balloons! Diarrhea syndrome! Bullies!!
- Arden thinks Sam looks like Juan Pablo!
- Seth would have figured out a way to get Jenn to drive off in his Corvette!
- Don wants Jenn to run away with the swimmer!
All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!
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We are BACK BAYBEEEEE!!!!!! Draft Picks are here for Jenn's season of the Bachelorette! Jacquis Neal, Our Friend Whitney and Brendan Smith join Arden and Dr. Banana to make all the picks! THE ODDS ARE GOOD BUT THE GOODS ARE ODD!! Wide mustaches! Pet portrait photographers! Rib Tattoos!
- Arden thinks they fired the ABC photographer and let Mittens take the pictures!
- Jacquis thinks some of the guys ar...
Bachelor Stars Aaron Clancy, Logan Seagull, Aaron Bryant and Tyler Norris! And WYATR royalty Jacquis Neal, Jess Ambrose, Our Friend Whitney and Dr. Banana join Arden for a LIVE EXTRAVAGANZA AT Mic Drop Comedy in San Diego!!!
Who will win the contest of the biggest BRO of all?? Who will let Arden execute her dreams of doing the Bachelorette run and jump leg w...
Bachelor of the Year Rob Benedict returns with the Captain Doug Benson to break down Joey's Season Finale! Keyholes! Shot O'Clock! Anna channels PAOLOOOOOOO!!!!
- Arden feels like Daisy had the Bachelorette audition of a lifetime!
- Rob was wondering if Joey's mom had a few Chards?
- Doug was excited to talk about bathing suits!
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Jacquis Neal and Tess Barker are BACK to chat WOMEN TELL ALL! ANDDDDDDDDD All things Kate Middleton!! AI princess! Maria trying for Bachelorette! A Royal Flush of Aarons!
- Arden gives voice to the Whitney Hive Missing Ring Theory!
- Jacquis would have been getting DOWN after the Kelsey letter- not POUTING!
- Tess thinks Rachel gave the BJ of her LIFE ...
Bachelor Superstar Wells Adams and Alcoholocaust Impresario Jim Jefferies join Arden and the Production Team to break down FANTASY SUITES! AI hackers!! Cenote injuries! Sea Hags!
- Arden thinks they sabotaged Kelsey so they can keep her for Bachelorette!
- Wells is the source of news for all things Paradise!
- Jim thinks Kelsey looks like a good swimmer...
Platonic Life Partner and The Pod Captain Erin Foley and Doug Benson join Arden and the Production Team to break down Joey's HOMETOWNS!! Nice Dads! Nip Slips! Rancho Cucamonga!
- Arden AND Erin AND Jim all think Kelsey's dad should be the Golden Bachelor!
- Erin wants to see Arden on Wellbutrin!
- Doug thinks ALL of the families are Kelsey's family!
Whitney Hive rise up! Whitney and Brendan are BACK to break down the Canada episode of the Bachelor! Cold Plunges! Typical Canadians! Self Doubt!
- Arden does NOT want to drink Elk Milk!
- Whitney thinks that Joey needs more Champion Energy!
- Brendan thinks Maria would be great for Bachelor Silverlake!
All that plus...........
THE BACHELORETTE Katie Thurston and The Bachelorette of our hearts Erin Foley join Arden and the production team to discuss Joey's Canada date!! Jesse speaks French! Wet blanket group dates! Bro-Diego!!
- Arden loves an activity but Cirque is too much!
- Katie thinks Maria is giving big Bachelorette energy!
- Erin perked up at the idea of going on a shop...
Jess and Evan Ambrose (hosts of Your Mom and Dad Podcast) join Arden and the production team to break down part two of Malta!!! Gen Z confidence! About to Trip into Falling into Liking him! Mother aka MOM!!!
- Arden thinks Joey NEEDS her spunk!
- Jess wants Leia's fashion approval!!!
- Evan wants to fall into "Dada's Arms" of one of the contestants!
Birthday boy Jim Jefferies and Gareth Reynolds join Arden and the production team to break down the Malta 2 on 1!!!! Sexy Canadians! Feeling Seen! Wheels of Sausage!
- Arden wants to be the co-bartender of BIP with Jim!
- Jim wants to show off his gorgeous hands to the world (but he needs to hide that pesky wedding ring)!
- Gareth has Endo-Me-Tri-YOU-si...
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