Arden and Dr. B.do a very special LIVE episode from the Gateway Theater at San Francisco Sketchfest! They are joined by Jerry Trainor, Kate Micucci, Doug Benson and the Sklar Brothers! Star Sightings! Kato Kalin! Boy in the Bubble!
- Arden thinks Grant is funny without a prompter!
- Jerry catches Arden in her Bachelor run and jump!
- Doug wants to do Magic and scream "I GOT YOUR ASS!!!"
- Jason finds Reese Witherfork!
- Randy thinks Jesse has birthing hips!
- Kate wants to do her Limo exit with her pet frog!
- Dr. B is CHIC in her LL BEAN HUNNNNAYYYY!!!!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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To your.
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I just got one word. When you read this role, when.
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Who read these rule, listen to your world?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Cis My name is arda Marine, coming to you from
my bougie Gateway Theater at the San Francisco Sketch Fest.
Welcome to a very exciting live episode of Accept This Rose.
Thank you all for coming out tonight.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
What a gorgeous day.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Gorgeous and what a beautiful year it's been so far. Oh,
just thriving. This is our year, honey. I feel pretty
good that we made we all survive January round of
a plus in a dick January, in a dick January,
in a deck January, in a deck January. In at
(01:34):
that we made it.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
It's February.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I feel like worst first through the years took. I mean,
let's just have a good time. Let's see what Okay,
when do you guys listen to the podcast.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Or I'm gonna tell you so. I had my date.
I had my date.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
It was good, Okay, it was I ordered this steak,
which was bold because you know, I did eat fast
and I had.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Some big bites.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I did get the wedge salad, which was an error.
I tried to eat European style and failed, and like
let us kept playing off. But we have a second
date coming for a week from today, so we'll see.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Who knows. But I did I ate. Here's the thing.
I'm learning how to eat in public.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Guys.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
I'm a messy eater.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
But you know what, it's all just practice.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Who cares? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
And I gotta say I rewatched the first episode this morning.
I am loving Grant. Are you guys into grand I
so far? Dare I say? I feel like he? I
still think he might be the best bachelor we've had yet.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Do you agree?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
No?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Who do you like? Ben Higens? Who do you guys like? Joey?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Okay, Joey's adorable, but I okay, Joey's a door Okay,
fair enough?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Neck and neck Joey and Grant possible. They're at least
picking better. That's back to back, too good. And Joey's
getting married. There's like a date. They set the date right,
that's cute. That's cute. You know she's feeling you in.
Joey's really cute. He got engaged to Kelsey. Kelsey's dad
was like hot. We're like, oh my god, he's gonna
be golden Bee. He choked, he panicked. He's hot and
(03:23):
he's to eat, but he like, had no game. I
don't know though, but I feel like you knows. Anything's possible.
It might might all work out. Okay, are you ready
for my partner in crime to come out? She's looking
really put together. She's got her like Haley Beaber, fucking
like tight little bun happening so cute. She flew in
(03:46):
from New York because she's living there now, honey. But
we like that because she's fancy. She got a raise.
We love her, We adore her. Ladies and gentlemen. Doctor
Hannah Montana, Arianna, Rosanna, Roseanna, Dana, Mint Melbreen, Rosy Egg
that's what her name is spelled, Rosenyana and the Flyer
(04:07):
Roseye Wren. Welcome to the podcast, Doctor Banana, Doctor doctor
b Tom on my cold jacket? Who makes your cool jacket?
Speaker 6 (04:19):
This sole thing is llban You know he l bean, Honey.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Maybe you've heard.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
Yeah, this is elb to Maine. This is Elbean two. Yes,
this is my maan backwoods. Look, oh, I've seen that
is great. It's right next to the moose statue.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
How are you doing, doctor.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
B I'm good that that dancing always gets me.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
I can't love how wind did I get?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I know?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Did you know that I I like when I had
to evacuate. I came to the Bay Area for two weeks.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Yeah, that was smart.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I drove through the grape vine with mittens and meow
not that.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
I literally cannot imagine what that car run.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Me now escaped from the carrier and was like running around.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Can I also just tell you?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Do you guys know that the state of California gave
me license plates that I did not get custom.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
I pulled them out.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
My new license plate is HO fifty nine high.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Well, it used to be I.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Had Razzle Dazzle, and then I was like, I can't
have razzle dazzle. I was like, I'm not gonna have
a custom plate. So I was like, Okay, I'm just
gonna do a regular plate. They're like, bitch, not only
try I try HO fifty nine high. It looks like
it looks like I tried to get hose sixty nine high,
but it was taking Oh sorry, by Annah, that's yours.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
That's actually my What is it? The Tesla truck?
Speaker 5 (05:50):
What was that think called the Tesla truck?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
We were saying, we want together, we want to get
a Tesla truck together and put a banana all over it.
You done with that? If co.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Tr truck?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Imagine if we have the two of us snineheigh with
like mittens, like, what are you looking at?
Speaker 6 (06:16):
Okay, cyber truck.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
America's not ready for that. Okay, guess what. We have
two people that I haven't asked to be the rookies yet,
but if if this date goes well, we might have
two rookies.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Rockies have ties.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
We've never had twins on, but I'm gonna say that
they are twin flames. We've never had twins on. You
guys know them. They're comedians, they're actors, they're podcasters. You
know them from uh dumb people town, and you know
them as our friends. And there are potential rookies for
(06:55):
this year if all goes well, Ladies and gentlemen, Jason
and Ready Clare.
Speaker 7 (06:59):
Brother Jason, Ready, Hi, Welcome.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
To the Hello.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Oh my god, you guys, I'm sappy.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
This is what's on the table. I know you guys
had to do homework for this.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
I know.
Speaker 8 (07:11):
Geez, I'm out of I'm out of sorts. I just
got sexually harassed by my waymout driver. That is Oh
my god.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Now if this goes well, you guys can be our rookies.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Oh dude, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Do you want it?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
I feel like you could, I feel like you connected.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I think you can do it.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
We can't. I know we can do it, wanted.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Some of our former rookies are here. Two of them
coming out Rookies's.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
Beverly d'angelolo is an American.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Treasure and she was the stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
She told us off air, Anna wasn't that exciting.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
And we had to cut a lot out with her.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Let's just keep bringing them out, you guys. Our whole
show is just intros, and.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
I'm here for intros and dancing.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I'm here for that. Okay, are you ready for I
think this is the perfect intro song for our next
pod cast. Queen. She's a comedian, she's an actress, she's
a musician. She has a new album out. She's on
Big bang theory. She's Garfunkel and Oates. We love her
so much. Came a cookie. I stay here, intro. I
cannot do this without doing a run and drump. We'll
(08:14):
see how this goes with this card. He was our rookie.
He's also going to guard and protect your heart. You
know him from I Carly. You also know him as
the sentinel of the podcast hole. Please, I have to
tie my skirt.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
I'm sure this is safe.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
You just reached down and I was like, I can't there.
You will not be getting help from us.
Speaker 8 (08:41):
You do have like straight up cocaine energy going right now.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I've never done cocaine.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
I know, thats so crazy. You have the energy of
someone who's done cocaine and is about to teach like
an aerobics class.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
In other words, Richard Simmons, okay, r I P.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Thank you so much. I feel seen. I feel sale
Seene ladies and gentlemen. Jerry Trainer, what's going on?
Speaker 5 (09:11):
God, it's a good time.
Speaker 9 (09:12):
Hi, hey, hi, jar.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Hi.
Speaker 9 (09:18):
There was tons of cocaine here.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Should I try cocaine? You guys?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Yes, yes, I think can go wrong with that.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I as a child, I remember seeing people doing cocaine
on TV, and I remember going, I should never do
that because I think I would really like it.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
It's like an eight year yeah.
Speaker 10 (09:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (09:45):
Do you remember Crocodile Dundee? Yeah, where they basically explain
how to do it.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
They did. Oh yeah, there's.
Speaker 11 (09:51):
A joke where the dude's doing it at a party
and he dumps it into the boiling pot of water
because he thinks it's like cold medicine. Okay, crocodile dungeon.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Yeah, and then crack it out.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
The Dundee's like, that's not a line, that's a lot
because you know what, you know what I call that
when he dumped it in the water a crocodile done?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Don't can?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I just said, I'm already enjoyed adding the scloores into
the mix.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
This is it's already.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Working for me.
Speaker 10 (10:17):
Our final contestant to be You know.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Him as a comedian, he's an actor, he's a podcast host.
He is I'll be right here afterwards at Doug Loves
Movies with him. He's a gentleman.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Half of our shows and was done with our intros.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
The captain of the podcast, Doug. That's your lineup for
twenty twenty five sketch best. Thank you, Hi everybody, who
are you? Thank you for jaying us? Fill this is
your Is this your first time ever watching the Bachelor franchise?
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Sclares?
Speaker 4 (10:52):
No, I watched the what's the Senior Bachelor went Gold?
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Known Grift or Gary?
Speaker 4 (11:00):
What his appointment?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
He was so cute?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
That's fine?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
What happened? I actually haven't what happened to him? Doctor Banana?
Will you explain?
Speaker 4 (11:08):
What did he do? Well? What didn't what didn't he do?
Speaker 5 (11:12):
What did he do?
Speaker 6 (11:13):
I mean, he was I think afterward he was weird
and then it was it was that flip remember when
he was like I don't see anything in and then
she was like I have a lot of money, and
he's like, Teresa and I are going to work out
really well.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
He just felt like he felt apparently he'd like allegedly he'd.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
Like Hollywood reporter hit piece on him.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 8 (11:37):
Well didn't he also like say, I haven't been with
anyone since my wife died, and like nine women are like,
oh we.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Lived with.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, and he like and he like about our weight,
like he did like like one of the key fat shame,
So you know what that's that's you know. I feel
like an uncle of mine would have done that. You
know what I mean, if you're gonna have a seventy
two year old white man who's straight to your lead, like,
that's like that's gonna happen probably anyway, Hello, welcome to
the show. How are we liking Grant? How did you
(12:07):
feel about Grant so far?
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Everybody?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I mean, he's no seventy two year old white man.
Speaker 9 (12:14):
Doc.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I feel like you we were singing your praises on
the episode this week about how when you did your
draft picks, I felt like you kept saying that Grant
was gonna like the Sweethearts, and I think it seems
like you were right.
Speaker 12 (12:28):
Yeah, I think you'll take a nice lady over a bitch. Yeah,
just call me crazy. I think that's how he's gonna lean.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Oh, bone Zone. Time for the bone Zone. But it
seems like he went for like even rewatching it today,
Like I mean, I was just obsessed.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
When we'll get to it.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Like his first impression rose like he liked like this quirky,
kind of real funny. He liked the and he seemed
delighted by this Alex who had her lama Okay, let's
take look at grand for one second. Here's Grant. He's
so cute.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Grants.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
You've gotta love anyone who looks like his hair was
drawn on with a magic.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
He is.
Speaker 8 (13:26):
I mean, he played basketball apparently, like semi professional basketball. Yep,
and then completely dissed the woman who like sank that
amazing shot, Like, how do you not take that one?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
I got a sweet jay from eighteen.
Speaker 8 (13:37):
You can totally like pine people on like street pickup games.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
You thought he was gonna like the gals that played basketball.
Speaker 12 (13:44):
Well, there's two basketball. One of them is a basketball
fan or fanatic, and the other one plays number one
that plays got sent home?
Speaker 4 (13:53):
I know.
Speaker 12 (13:54):
So I don't think he wants somebody to play with.
I think that's his place to go. Just do that
with the yeah partner, Yeah, he doesn't thicket beat him?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Want to run the weave with her?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Okay, hot, Jerry, how did you you.
Speaker 13 (14:13):
You Jesus watched Sorry to Bother you.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
You've watched a lot of with us.
Speaker 9 (14:20):
I remember none of them. How did you feel about
He's great? What can you say that? I mean it's
one episode, but you have a mystery about him?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
What's your mystery.
Speaker 9 (14:28):
No, no, I had a mystery about one of the contestants.
I can't remember her name. She came in with the
jersey on Kelsey and I thought she was beautiful.
Speaker 11 (14:41):
Zib rewatched it and she sits down and then they
don't show any of their Yeah, and then she gets
booted off and she's gorgeously She was adorable, and then
they don't even show her goodbye. Yeah, And I was like,
did she like offend someone? Like what that's the producers.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, the producer put up all the gals doctor b.
Speaker 9 (15:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Usually they don't get shown because they're normal.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Okay, Yeah, she was normal.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Kelsey is what you're saying.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
Just a normal, well rounded.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
She's adorable.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
She wore a stupid jersey for his ass.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I feel like he had one of the best batches
of I feel like there's so many keepers that are
so many keepers so cute.
Speaker 12 (15:23):
Hey, but Parisa isn't crazy eye just in that one picture.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
It is full on, all the time crazy.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Eyes and her power point Okay, fellas if a woman.
Speaker 10 (15:34):
A power point rock Wait, you're you're talking crazy eyes
and you're not talking about Rodneika that those are look
at Parisa.
Speaker 12 (15:46):
But that's what I'm saying, Rodnika, that's a bad photo.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
No, it's not Parisa, it's her life.
Speaker 8 (15:51):
That's a good Multiple crazy eyes moments with Radneika in
this episode, multiple crazy eyes.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I mean, look what I just made all of you do.
I thought she was adorable coming out of the car
dancing ce Okay, who are you? Who are you rooting
for on this episode?
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Well?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I mean, I are we allowed to talk about how
it ends? Because I'm sure go for it. I really
like it's Alex.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
I love Alex.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I think that I guess I'm rooting for her, but
I feel like.
Speaker 14 (16:20):
Ohma yama girl, yea Linda lama, which I you know,
when she walked out with a lama, I really gave
her a lot of credit. I think the whole time
she kind of seemed like, oh god, I committed to
the I know it's a big swing.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
It's a big swing.
Speaker 9 (16:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Most people would save the lama for their mama child.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
As a comedy gal.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Whenever I watched this, I feel like the producers would
talk me into some like walking out. I always picture
myself having to walk out with like a fart cushion
or something.
Speaker 11 (16:52):
Like why didn't you do that to Yeah, Jesus would
have been way better.
Speaker 14 (16:59):
I had just met a Lama in real life the
day before watching this, and and I really was taken
with Islama named Caesar, and and so I think I
was extra into the idea that like, this was a
great call and Islama has an amazing eyebrow, and and uh,
and I felt like, yeah, she was sort of sorry
she committed, but she seemed embarrassed when rewatching it.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
I remember again as the kind of comedy girl that
I feel like we get forced, and I felt for her.
She felt like she'd regretted. And it was a very
slow walk from the from the driveway cake to the mansion.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
And someone's like, is that a donkey get this woman?
Speaker 12 (17:39):
Oh yeah, Grant should have watched all the women and
any of them that were like I'm not going near
that thing, just take him off right there.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Well, also the woman that he kissed first when his
sister showed up, and the woman he kissed her was like,
she walked up, but Jina first, I thought, if you won,
the sister hate.
Speaker 8 (18:00):
So that was my favorite moment, is like they're all
being like, oh my god, I love you. And when
the ones leave, they're like, I love you. I'm like,
you love this?
Speaker 4 (18:06):
First met this?
Speaker 8 (18:07):
Oh my god, you guys were gonna be such good friends.
And then the sister comes in, who's this bitch?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Like wow, that turns I like this.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
They're allowed to have thirty people, but if one person
arrives ten minutes later, it's not even like two episodes in.
Ten minutes later, they're like, who the fuck is this?
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Why the hell we've been here forever eight minutes?
Speaker 5 (18:28):
Do you think grant?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Because it seems like all of the male leads except
for Joey. Except for Joey, it feels like most of
the male leads get spoiled by having like a harem
of women, like even the sweetest sigh, why that.
Speaker 9 (18:46):
Would never happen.
Speaker 11 (18:48):
Talking, It's like an endless turnstile of women that would
somehow spoil.
Speaker 8 (18:53):
Their that you just make out with, and then two
minutes later you're like, tell me about your brother.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
You're like, what to a new girl?
Speaker 8 (19:00):
Yeah, Like it is kind of insane, and they're all
doing like backflips to just try to impress him. It
is the least real scenario on this earth. And I
do feel like there's no way someone can make a
good decision in this scenario.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
I don't I just don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
But Alex was a good decision.
Speaker 8 (19:16):
She was a good decision. I also liked that she
didn't go crazy with the eye makeup. She didn't go crazy,
got a low level of eye makeup, and I thought
that was good to say.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
She was like a very low key, like now that
Instagram and TikTok and just like the level of like,
you know, people are really good at looking like a cardiois.
Speaker 8 (19:34):
I loved Bailey. I mean, the woman it was like,
walks up right, like take a picture of me. I'm like,
this is not called the Bailey Show.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Bailey as your number one Bailey.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
I thought Bailey is going to win the whole thing.
Speaker 12 (19:47):
But that was but that was just based on that
picture and the bio. But that's all we had when
we did draft pics.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
I know she was a little unhinged.
Speaker 14 (19:58):
She she had a wig, she brought the she brought
the wag.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yes, okay, she's definitely going to be a contender. I
don't know if I.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Still feel she's gone. Next episode, you guys.
Speaker 12 (20:12):
You guys turn it off before coming up this season,
Oh yeah, that's true, because.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
She's in there there.
Speaker 9 (20:19):
Yeah, dang it, I do turn it off.
Speaker 8 (20:21):
It's good for him, I said in that moment, for
putting on the wig and being clean. He was a
good swar He thought it was kind of fun and cute.
Speaker 12 (20:29):
They shut down production for days though, because everybody got lie.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
And what was crazy is it was it was pupid.
Speaker 8 (20:42):
What's even crazier is it was from the lama are
Jesse Palmer, Jesse, Jesse Valma's got himself some women's hips.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Jesse got so bir.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
He's grown on me. He's grown on me. Okay, So
I also want to say and then we'll then we'll
go through in the beginning rewatching it Rose and the editing.
When Rose was doing the clay thing, it's fully a
hand job.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Oh yeah, she's making a dick.
Speaker 8 (21:17):
Yeah, she's like, what's your clay? Turning into what's yours?
This is the weirdest ring I've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
She has a lot Haley bieber Baby nails like her
baber Baby.
Speaker 11 (21:34):
It's just a big piece of gray nothing. They're trying
to make a ring.
Speaker 9 (21:38):
Yeah, it's just a turd. They're blindfolded.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
But he made a ring size ring's and he made
a joke which was funny, this is an ankle bracelet.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
That was good.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
That's a good joke that the producers told him to say.
Speaker 14 (21:50):
Yeah, he thinks, so, oh yeah, do you think he's
got an ear piece in I was wondering that.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I also, yeah, I wouldn't you be able to see it?
I know, I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
You know what to get some berger a ship right there?
Speaker 9 (22:05):
I don't wonder about it.
Speaker 14 (22:08):
He has too many jokes, he has too many quick lines.
I don't I think someone's feeding in the line.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
He's got the guys.
Speaker 12 (22:14):
He's got the guys, some impractical jokers telling him what
to say.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Wait, do you guy, do.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
You think he's funny or do you think okay clapp
if you think he's getting fed lines.
Speaker 9 (22:28):
Conspiracy theorists. I like it.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
He shows up and has breakfast on the set of lines.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
And then wait, do you guys think you know how
many of you think he's just being like funny himself?
I might.
Speaker 8 (22:42):
I feel like I think he's charming, But the difference
between charming and legitimately funny.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
I'm gonna give him.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
I'm gonna give him the people.
Speaker 12 (22:52):
Who are in him in the back though it really
cut off like it went to the back of the room.
It's super into him for some like is it people
who show up later.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Because they're cool. Yeah, they're cool. They're cool.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
They were busy. They you know, they've done cocaine. They're
the cool ones. The whole back.
Speaker 8 (23:12):
They couldn't be they couldn't be hereund in time. They
were too busy giving him the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Okay, so you thought there the lines were too good?
Speaker 14 (23:22):
Yeah, I think, And I think there's just he's so earnest.
It seems that I really like him, and he almost
seems like he really believes that he's.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Gonna find his wife. That's what I liked about it,
and it's so endearing.
Speaker 14 (23:34):
I just don't know. I don't know that he's got
the comedy. I think someone's given him the lines.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (23:41):
Wow, that's probably why he likes Alex because she's spunky.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah, she's fun. It makes me feel like I have
a shot. Isn't that so sad? I'm like, I could
go be a ding dong.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
And he'd be like, what.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Sounds like a fart?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Should I go far in front of grass? And when
his heart over. Okay, if you.
Speaker 9 (24:06):
Touched your skirt off at the beginning, it was just inflate.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Also that I could press it down and make a
herd down. It's not just a skirt, it's also a
big fart machine.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
Yes, Kate.
Speaker 14 (24:16):
I was also just gonna say about like the group
when they when there's like group improv happening, you know
they've said, oh you need to say who is that?
Because then you can see all the girls going.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Who is that? Who is that?
Speaker 12 (24:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yeah, yeah, it's like clear that they've just been No. No,
there's a few times. There was one that was when
the goal walked up with the giant face and then
someone was like, we don't want Grant to get a
big head. It was like you the like, there are
certain times I'm so maybe naive for now, I feel
(24:48):
like he might be a funny guy. Am I an idiot?
Speaker 4 (24:53):
You really want this to happen? No, you're not.
Speaker 8 (24:55):
I was enamored with the Mormon woman because I'm like,
if anyone's cool with many women being around her her,
which then I was like, there should be a Mormon
Bachelor where like just the top eight girls win. Yeah,
you get down, you get down to eight, and you're like,
that's a shot. All right, that's a wrapp everybody.
Speaker 11 (25:15):
Everybody, take a rose, everybody, just like, as soon as
you walk in, just.
Speaker 9 (25:18):
Take a rose.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Also, will you? Will you accept this bouquet of rose?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
She kissed him? Were you surprised that she kissed She.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Did kiss him, But I do think which one is she?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
She?
Speaker 8 (25:29):
Yeah, Letia who was wearing way too much lotion on
her chest.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
She was shine, shimmering, Oh the night. I was like,
you don't need to lotion up that much, Okay.
Speaker 9 (25:39):
I have to say about her.
Speaker 11 (25:40):
Her voice, the going up at the end, everything's like this,
and I'm like, I can't that's nails on a chalkboard
for me to No, Rose, You're out.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
But Rose hand to handy job Roses like, oh.
Speaker 9 (25:54):
Handy job Rose. Rose was even worse.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Candy job Rose. Ye can wind.
Speaker 9 (26:02):
It's like trails off, like and I think she's.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
A little toasty through a lot of the season because
she's like she's like she's crying on some Yeah. I'm like, hi, no,
like a little drink like champagne, a little champagne drunk
a little like.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Yeah. I liked Rose, lad, I liked.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Rose Dance, but I like Red.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Rose is funny.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Because Rose is giving a hand job to Clay.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
I was like this still I liked.
Speaker 12 (26:40):
I thought she came off in the bio and the
picture is being like a sweet one. But then I
think she's a little she's got a little bit of
an edge.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
That she seemed more real to me, Like.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Just her reaction is just the hand job on.
Speaker 8 (26:54):
Just like she you know, had technical skills. I just
smushing it. My favorite part is like when he's handing
out the roses, like the cutaway to the plate of roses,
there's like seventeen more people left and there are three
roses on the plate. Yeah, like they're just they they
can't get the number of roses that they're giving out
and how many people are left, right, okay, right, Like
(27:16):
this was so it was bothering me so much. I'm like, Okay,
there's six roses left and he's going to give out
fifteen more. I'm like, you guys got to get this
ship right. People are gonna count it.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
People are going to count it. Did you count that I.
Speaker 12 (27:27):
Count that time you came along and pointed out this
that's right, that has existed in every season of the show.
They cut seven people in that first episode.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
I know it was a big cut.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Who should show our cut? Here's our cut? Oh nice, okay, okay,
So poor Savannah the wedding planner. You're walking out without
wedding cake, and then like into the kissing and then
we never saw the after cut from her work, so weird,
that's out going. Here's your oh and then then we
never came back to that. Yeah, we never saw her.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yeah, she just went somewhere and ate that whole cake.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Christina Kirsten Dawson's a cutie.
Speaker 12 (28:10):
S What happened there? Other than maybe being from Fargo
North to Yea?
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Did her dress fit?
Speaker 8 (28:19):
I felt like the dress was a little baggy for
the audience has opinion on the dress.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
She was going for the Carolyn. She was doing the
nineties Caroline Bassett like slip dress, right, and it was
a little.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Baggy, Yeah, a little baggy.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Kelsey was a go away.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Something happened there was a lot I wouldn't want to
be in that one.
Speaker 12 (28:39):
She and Grant had some sort of conversation where it
didn't happen.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Did the I remember one of them being very religious.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Did she I think Kylie was very religious Kylie because
she was like, are you with the Cowboys or this
verse praise me blessed father?
Speaker 8 (28:58):
Car I love this is how much this isn't a
sports show? She said, are you with the Cowboys, which
is an NFL football team or the Spurs which is
an NBA basketball too, which you could easily be for
both because they're two different sports. I think she said,
are you a Cowboys fan? Are you a Texans fan?
(29:19):
It's Houston versus that's right.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
She did say Dallas, and she did say praise be you?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
So yeah that Janey, she she sunk show.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
She was so cute.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
It was like this could be a whole like reality show.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Love in basketball was cute, was like I can commit
to things because I'm a pediatrician God. And I loved
Ridika coming out and dancing crazy. You thought crazy, craziest eyes.
I felt, Look, I wouldn't have that. I wouldn't have
the confidence to make it. I would I would fold
(29:56):
it on.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
My Is that what you thought about?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
But like she she was freaking out, She looked nervous
her entrance.
Speaker 11 (30:07):
I will say the thought I had when she came
out and she started dancing was Oh, she didn't have
anything prepared.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (30:13):
I like, like, I do a Bollywood dance with my mom.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
That's what I got, That's what I would do. And
I people like, why are you doing Bollywood dance? You're Swedish? Okay, okay?
Speaker 9 (30:23):
Why are you tucking your skirt in? Why is it
inflating me?
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Why do you have a whooping cushion?
Speaker 9 (30:31):
Yeah? Are you floating away a farting helium?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Do you guys remember the the prank that that they
had the boy in the balloon that was like that, yes,
well yeah is balloon boy And it looked like the
it looked like the Jiffy Pop And.
Speaker 9 (30:47):
You want to know something crazy?
Speaker 11 (30:49):
His mom When I first got to LA and I
was cutting my reel like when they were still using
like VHS tapes, Yeah, she did that and she cut
my reel.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Whoa.
Speaker 9 (30:58):
When I first got to LA, like ninety.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Out of euphemism for something.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Do you guys remember that? It was it was like this,
they like this parents had like a hoax like that.
Speaker 9 (31:08):
There was they were going to get a reality show
out of it.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
Yeah, and he was like this.
Speaker 8 (31:12):
They were like, oh, our sons away, all right, We
have Doug Benson here one of our national treasures. What
would be the reality show of the boy who was hoaxed.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
On a balloon call?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Would the name of it?
Speaker 4 (31:24):
What would the name of that show be?
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Holy shit? No, that's the name.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
I was gonna say. Down down in a way.
Speaker 14 (31:38):
This woman whose son was in the bubble, she was
also an editor.
Speaker 9 (31:43):
She would just cut reels over off like Bundy.
Speaker 14 (31:45):
And and then they came up with this hoax again.
So this woman was responsible for the hoax basically, Yes.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Her and her husband.
Speaker 11 (31:50):
Wow, they were like want to be They wanted to
be like producers, like filmmakers and stuff like that.
Speaker 9 (31:55):
That's also what they were doing in the sort.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Of the real last A lot of dreamers, it was there.
I got a lot of.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
That's what that's one name for it.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
That's fun. That's fun.
Speaker 12 (32:12):
Who.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
I don't know about you, but things again so hot
in here. I think I got a take. I'll pay
your break.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
When I met kato'kalin once I did.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Two you did, I first moved you, but I want
to hear your Kato's Okay. When I first my very
first job ever, I got really nervous. I was I
had to go to like I was on a show
that got picked up and I lived in New York
and they flew me out and I was staying at
that hotel in Pasadena where they had all the press stuff.
And this is when I actually was like I'm never
gonna drink because I'm not. I had like two drinks,
(32:46):
and I remember being like ship faced talking to the
head of NBC, like terrified, and Kato Klein was there
and somebody knew him and they're like, do you want
to go to Kato's house and have cereal?
Speaker 5 (32:55):
And I was like, yeah, I do.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
So I was there like they'd flown me out for press,
and I was like, I got to get out of here.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
So I went to Kato's house.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
And he had like his back house.
Speaker 8 (33:09):
It was it was not a front house.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
And he lived near the Four Seasons on like Doheini
and it was an apartment and he gave me it
was like pop remember you know those like like the
sugar cereal like pop pop. Yes, So he had that,
like he had like the he had like the Whole
Foods version that was called cornfetti, and he gave me
(33:36):
a bull of corn fetti.
Speaker 14 (33:38):
So he really wasn't kidding when he said, you want
to come back to my house for cereal?
Speaker 1 (33:41):
And I left my professional commitment and when I had cereal.
Speaker 8 (33:44):
At Katokal, that's how you died. That is literally a
serial killer.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
That's really okay, Now, how did you make Kato Kala?
So this is two thousand and one.
Speaker 14 (34:01):
I had just moved to LA and I was like
going to Hollywood Boulevard just to see what it was like,
you know, not knowing that's like just like the tourist street,
but like I needed to see Hollywood Boulevard. And I'm
walking down the street and he runs up to me, and.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
The cameras are on him. Someone's filming him, and.
Speaker 14 (34:17):
He's like hey, hey, and he comes up to me.
He goes mess up my hair and and I was like,
oh my gosh. This guy like not only is he known,
you know, because of OJ, but his hair was a thing,
you know, And so I messed up his hair and
and then he said thanks and he ran away, and I.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Was like, Hollywood's amazing. Wow, Wow, I.
Speaker 8 (34:35):
Thought you were gonna say that was the worst disaster
to happen in two thousand and one in America.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
That was the worst day in American history at least.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Okay, doctor Burnanda, what's your weird Hollywood? Have you seen, Angeline?
Who have you seen?
Speaker 5 (34:54):
Have you seen a boy band member?
Speaker 6 (34:56):
What have you seen? One time Nicholas Cage shoved me
aside to walk into Canters. Oh yeah, just looking at
him like Nicholas Cage?
Speaker 5 (35:05):
All right, dot, what is yours?
Speaker 1 (35:07):
What is yours?
Speaker 5 (35:08):
What did you see?
Speaker 12 (35:09):
I have too many? I have too many. My favorite is,
or one of my favorites is. I went with a
friend of mine to a bar in West Hollywood that's
like known as a celebrity hang okay, and we went
there specifically, let's go see find some celebrity.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
My friend Karen Anderson. Oh, I forget what it's called.
Speaker 12 (35:31):
Okay, Okay, it's just down the hill from where this
the comedy store is weird like side Street anyway, So
I go to the restroom and I come back out
and my.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Friend Karen is talking to Jean Claude. Van's down.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Is he doing the splits between two boots?
Speaker 1 (35:51):
No?
Speaker 12 (35:52):
But he was no, but he was very drunk, and
he was there with like some friend of his, and
he was he was trying to get Karen oh my god, like, hey,
you want to go have some fun with me and
my friend kind of thing?
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Okay, okay, did that works?
Speaker 12 (36:07):
So I barge up to them because I see that
he's talking to her. I think it's hilarious that you know,
he doesn't know my relationship Terry.
Speaker 5 (36:14):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, we're.
Speaker 12 (36:16):
Friends by like I was like, hey, man, what's going on?
Like I was mad at him for talking to her,
And then John Claude Vandam tows his hands up and goes,
do not fight me.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I will lose, are you?
Speaker 4 (36:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
I got the receipt. Okay, tell you that happened.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Okay. I was at Hugos once and I was having
lunch with my friend Bruce, who is gay, but like
like the person you wouldn't you know? He could have
easily been my boyfriend that was there. And I see
looking his lunchtime like midday and I sleep looking at
me down.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
If I make eye contact with.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Uh, the fly, I make eye contact I've never met
I love.
Speaker 13 (37:00):
You have to go that far in his filmography, how
about the Wizard in fucking Wicked.
Speaker 12 (37:07):
Or even or even just or even just touch your
hand to go chaos theory?
Speaker 4 (37:11):
So Jack fucking Chill.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Okay, Jeff Goldblum walks up. Bruce is right there. It's
just me and Bruce and he walks up and he
slides in and he's like, so you're He's like hello,
and I'm like hi.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
He's like how are you? Like, I'm so good. I'm
like how are you?
Speaker 1 (37:29):
He's like you, He's like, I have.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
A jazz band. He goes, do you want to come
sing with.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
My jazz band at the wazz Up Cafe? Yeah, Valley,
I'm like, yes, I do. Yes. I was also at
that time married, but I was like sure. He didn't
know anything about me and made her sing. I'm like
with a man, I have a wedding ring on.
Speaker 5 (37:55):
He invited me.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
He's just good at recognizing talent.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
He's like, yeah, my jazz career took off.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
Okay, how you became the next Lena Horne?
Speaker 8 (38:06):
Ok Jay, you'r we have so many but like we have,
I'll give you a right, I have one.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
You know what I'm gonna say? Are you going to
do the Danna?
Speaker 3 (38:16):
So?
Speaker 8 (38:16):
I was at Dantanna's, which is the two Dantanna's stories.
I can't even compete. Okay, well, I only know one
in my braain James was. So I'm sitting at Dantanna's.
All these boots are very close to each other. And James,
by the way, Dantanna's for people who don't know, is
this great, like incredible time restaurant in La Classic. It's
where you'd see Magic Johnson with nine people who weren't
(38:39):
his wife, you know what I mean. I went in
or like doctor Jerry Buss and a bunch of hookers,
Tommy Lasorda and a couple of sex.
Speaker 5 (38:46):
Work all right, okay, fun.
Speaker 8 (38:48):
So the place it looks the same as it did
in nineteen eighty one, res booths and the mayor d's
kind of fuck with you.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Best caesar salad in the world.
Speaker 5 (38:55):
It was really fun.
Speaker 8 (38:56):
I've gone in there, ordered caesar salad eight and ate
a meal and then after the meal, well, I said,
for desserted like a caesar So that's how good it.
So I'm sitting there with my with a friend, I think,
our buddy Jimacha. And and across diagonally is James Woods
eating by himself. And you didn't discuy this to me,
but I imagine he had his coat on but not his arms,
(39:20):
and he's like probably reading the paper version of Fox News.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
Okay, So.
Speaker 8 (39:27):
He's in there, he's trying to make America great again.
He's invading his food ahha, And the people in the
booth right directly across from him are like start talking
to him. This guy who's clearly drunk in this booth
and recognize him, wants to talk to him. And I
can see that James Woods does not want to have
a piece of this personal and I actually side with
James Woods because this guy is drunk as fuck. So
(39:50):
his guy who's sitting between him and James Wood, the
outer guy, gets up to go to the bathroom. The
inside guy gets up and sits down in the booth
with James Woods. So that's a power move, crazy move, right,
James's like Kato calein mess up my hair move. So
he so he says to James Woods, he says, uh,
(40:11):
I just want to shake your hand and say that
you're great. James Woods goes, I don't shake. I'm not
shaking hands right now.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
So weird.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
I'm in my hands free era.
Speaker 8 (40:29):
And I was like, against all odds, this is gonna
be good. So he goes, uh, he goes, I'm not
doing it. And the guy goes, why, Like, so, guy's
press an issue here and he like pressed him on it,
and he goes because I injured my wrist recently and
it's very ginger. And the guy goes all right, and
(40:49):
then his friend comes back and it's like, get out
of there.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Man?
Speaker 4 (40:53):
Sit back down.
Speaker 8 (40:53):
I Meanwhile, they're still now sitting like a foot and
a half away from him. At the other booth, the
James Wood gets his stay delivered to him and proceeds
to in the most aggressive way with his bad hand,
cut the fuck out of a steak.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
Wow, and eat it and look at the guy.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (41:12):
For the rest of me all, I'm like, this is
the most insane thing I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Wow. Sometimes life just works out, you know.
Speaker 8 (41:19):
It's disputed him. I was like, I got dinner in
a show. This is how James would on his way
to dinner theater. This was the beginning.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
I saw Keith for Sutherland really drunk a karaoke right
after he got divorced from Julia Roberts go never get married,
and then.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
He like fell into the he like fell into the audience.
Speaker 8 (41:36):
We were in San Francisco several years ago and Jim
Gaffigan was performing at some big theater here and he's like,
come over and hang out, and so we go and
hang out down below in the green room and Keefer
Sutherland is there, like just hanging out in the green room.
Incredible and it's after the show and we like go around.
Where was it like the war Field?
Speaker 4 (41:56):
Yeah? Yeah, I mean so it's not.
Speaker 8 (41:57):
It wasn't a tremendous went to like the Tenderloin Harry
over here, and like Keefer Sutherland came out to the
bar with I was like, I can't believe this guy
is gonna come out and so many people like came
up to him, like swarmed him, swarmed it. I'm like,
you are inviting yourself? How badly do you want to drink?
Bro I was like there was alcoholic, but I couldn't
believe he went out to like a regular.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
What was yours? What were you going to say? Oh?
Speaker 8 (42:22):
I was gonna say that Tony Bennett and uh oh,
this is one of the great in New York in
New York.
Speaker 5 (42:28):
Were Okay, then we got to get back to.
Speaker 8 (42:32):
Okay, we got we don't have to do it, Okay,
go fast in New York were like standing outside the
block away from wherever there to fit Fifth and Broadway,
standing outside. We had just come up and doing comedy
out of the subway, and we're looking. There's like karaoke
happening in like the Parker something hotel fifty seven and
seventh and someone is singing Tony Bennett, I Left my
Heart in San Francisco, and uh, Jay and I are
(42:52):
standing on the street and all of a sudden we
see walking up next to us on the street Tony
Bennett and like some young woman and they stop and
he looks in this like nineteen ninety seven, and he
looks and he watches it and he kind of gives
like a all right. But Jane and I were like,
how fucking great would have been? And again there are
no cell phones in terms of like if he would
have walked in, finished the song with him, and then
(43:15):
just walked out of the night, people had been like,
that's the greatest night.
Speaker 5 (43:18):
I mean, I love that.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
All right, round of applause for celebrity celebrity, the celebrity sightings.
Speaker 9 (43:25):
I met bubble boys.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Mom got to do one, Jerry carry you could do one,
Terry No.
Speaker 11 (43:32):
No, no, moving right on.
Speaker 5 (43:36):
No, I don't you have Have you been a.
Speaker 9 (43:40):
Hit on Dick or something? But so let's know Andy Dick.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
One time I was performing on stage and I felt
that I felt like a slippery, like something gross going
into my hand.
Speaker 5 (43:50):
And I looked down and.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
It was like a piece of fried chicken that had
been slid in. And I looked down by Andy Dick,
who I didn't even know was in the theater.
Speaker 9 (44:00):
That's where I learned that move is the hand.
Speaker 12 (44:02):
Is there anyone on the stage who hasn't been hit
on by Andy Dick?
Speaker 4 (44:06):
We have.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Okay, and we're back. So here we are you guys.
Speaker 4 (44:16):
That's all for Patreon.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Okay, that's all for the Patreon. All right, So here
we go, just to sort of speed through. We have.
Here's why I think Grant, Here's why I believe it.
I liked seeing his dad. I like seeing his dad.
I liked them talking about his dad's struggle with addiction.
He's been so he got sober, he'd just come out
of rehab when he was on GEN season.
Speaker 6 (44:37):
His dad was handsome too.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Dad was handsome, and I felt like it was sweet.
I felt I liked his dad coming on. I liked
you know that he was saying like how proud he
was of Grant and how much Grant deserves love. I
believe when Grant was his sister's so sweet, and you're
somehow how hard his mom worked, and that they never
were able to have dinner together. You truly believe this
(44:58):
guy someone must this last week, And I like sometimes
when they have the perfect family, it's hard to live up,
Like I want to love like my parents had. It's like, okay,
but like when it's like it feels as though he
just wants a family, and it sincerely feels like he
wants a family, And why are you laughing?
Speaker 6 (45:18):
I want to love like my parents? My contractual? I
need a green car.
Speaker 5 (45:27):
Also there was a dare I need vacation time?
Speaker 6 (45:31):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (45:31):
How big was his mom's house? Jeezeus?
Speaker 5 (45:34):
That was, oh we got to move out of la well.
Speaker 8 (45:36):
But the other thing is the dad was at times
like trying to dispense wisdom about like relationships, and I'd
be like, bro, yeah, maybe just say good luck. Yeah,
where are we meeting at your house?
Speaker 11 (45:50):
No?
Speaker 4 (45:50):
At a restaurant.
Speaker 8 (45:51):
So you're like, okay, I know what this guy's going
through it, So yeah, I don't know that he needs
to be the guy telling him how to be in
the relationships.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Right, what did you like? Did you like Grant and
seeing the family and.
Speaker 11 (46:03):
Me, I thought, listen, father son. Stuff always gets me,
and especially that he had an addiction. I was just
like and and when he was just I don't know
that stuff hurt like I don't know, I get like emotional.
Speaker 5 (46:15):
I liked it.
Speaker 9 (46:15):
He was like, you're special, you deserve a good one.
Speaker 11 (46:17):
I know.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
I like it. That's right, That's what I mean. Look,
I grew up with addiction in my family, and to
actually like see people talking about it on tea, I
think a lot of people do and like so to
me it feels like, oh, I think many more people
than talk about in public probably grow up with something.
(46:39):
So it's nice to see like this guy who just
because he's handsome and you know, athletic or whatever.
Speaker 9 (46:45):
Like he drives a sweet ferrari.
Speaker 4 (46:47):
I'm hilarious. I liked his I liked his grandma that
moment he was holding She's.
Speaker 8 (46:53):
Dressed like she's in TLC video.
Speaker 4 (46:59):
She's grandma, right Is Lopez.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
Was so cute, she's fun mails they were so proud.
So then like so then I get going and all
the gals come out, and can we see all the
ladies again, doctor Beebe, You know I felt like, okay,
So Juliana was my top pick from from just the
draft pick. She was the gal from Massachusetts. She rewatching it.
(47:24):
They gave her the like winter music when it was
like but like you could tell by them. Do you
think it's that on the nose the music that they
give you, doctor b.
Speaker 6 (47:36):
I think she goes far for sure.
Speaker 5 (47:38):
She's gonna Wina.
Speaker 6 (47:40):
We watched her dance with her family for like forty
five minutes far.
Speaker 5 (47:43):
Right, Yeah, the Italian family.
Speaker 9 (47:47):
She's like, who's this bitch, it's her sister.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Awkward? How hot?
Speaker 4 (47:53):
Guys like the.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Carolina Carolina from Puerto Rico might be the hottest woman.
Oh yeah, yeah, she's the hottest person I've ever seen.
Speaker 9 (48:06):
What better than Zoe?
Speaker 6 (48:09):
You thought you thought Zoe was a lot cannon?
Speaker 4 (48:14):
Zoe was like was hot? Sure?
Speaker 8 (48:16):
Can I actually like? I like Chloe. I thought the
plus size model was so cute. I mean, I hardly
call her plus size model.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
She's so cute and she's sweet.
Speaker 8 (48:28):
Fun she she was funny and she was very pressent,
very present.
Speaker 11 (48:31):
I even think Rebecca even though she gave give that
death stare.
Speaker 5 (48:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
Yeah, she's a resting stink eye.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
She's got resting spinks face.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
Yeah. Rose is really cute. Poor Savannah. Vicky Vicky bottle service.
I liked Vicky. I like Vicky.
Speaker 12 (48:51):
Vicky leads with the lip was talking about bottle service though,
which one of them was?
Speaker 8 (48:56):
Like, Vicky bottle service?
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Okay, do you know.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
The attorney girl?
Speaker 9 (49:03):
Wat's what I could do with Clay.
Speaker 5 (49:05):
Okay, look at Dina.
Speaker 8 (49:07):
Dina was like Dina, I kinda she was one of
those people in her package. I kind of realized all
of her dating issues in her tell Us package.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
So Dina's the attorney from Chicago who's one of eleven
Romanian Yeah, okay, so what are her dating issues?
Speaker 4 (49:24):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (49:24):
I just think she's just first of all, like I
want her to have a good life and succeeding, you think,
But I think she's just you.
Speaker 13 (49:31):
Know what, do you know, the nicer the first. I
want her to be happy forever. But but she made
a wrong turn. She should have been headed to Real Housewives. Yeah,
she's find a husband and to go do that show.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
You liked her like she came out in like a
mermaid gown and he was like, I like your dress.
Speaker 4 (49:50):
And I was like, he sort of like didn't he like?
She kind of was like, what are you going to do?
Speaker 1 (49:54):
She kind of well because he said, you're a lawyer, right,
she's a lawyer.
Speaker 4 (49:58):
She's a lawyer.
Speaker 9 (49:58):
I think she's like tired of be underestimated.
Speaker 11 (50:01):
Right, She's like, I'll kick your ass.
Speaker 8 (50:03):
I'll ride up the prenup.
Speaker 5 (50:09):
I saw. I drove by in La the other day.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
I saw there was like a wedding chapel and then
it's like they like signs out. It was like wedding chapel,
Quickie Divorce. It was all one sign. It was like
wedding travel, Quickie divorce, and like notary public. But all
I was like, but they were equally large, like the
quick divorce and the wedding, Like the signs were equally large,
which felt like mixed messaging for them. All.
Speaker 12 (50:34):
If you're feeling jittery about the marriage, you know anything, well,
at least there's this.
Speaker 4 (50:38):
Yeah we could just come back, keep our card.
Speaker 5 (50:41):
Yeah, one stop shot.
Speaker 4 (50:42):
Can we just leave our car parked here?
Speaker 5 (50:46):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (50:46):
Yes, Kate, oh no no. I was just saying it
was a one stop shot.
Speaker 14 (50:49):
But I was looking at these pictures and then I
started to like getting a trippy zone. I was like,
what if they're all AI because it kind of you know, yeah,
I know they're not, they're real people, but like when
you think of it, you're that lens.
Speaker 1 (51:01):
Doesn't it kind of look like it? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (51:03):
Yes, Kayleie, Kaylee, Juliana and Dina look like you just
turned the knob a little bit swill.
Speaker 4 (51:09):
It's like, oh you get that. I like the cheeks
to be a little Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 5 (51:13):
Wait wait which one is Kaylee? Which one is Kaylee?
Speaker 4 (51:16):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (51:16):
Yeah, yes, Natalie Natalie, Sorry, Natalie looks like Reese Witherfork.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
Natalie. He likes I feel like if you want to
do well on The Bachelor, you need to get a
job working with kids, you know what I mean? Like
you need to like like she's like, I calm down
kids with my with my like worry stone and then
you breathe it.
Speaker 5 (51:45):
Doug, what Doug? You're not feeling it?
Speaker 2 (51:47):
Oh no?
Speaker 9 (51:48):
The speech therapist, Yeah? Is she the one was like remember?
Oh no, she was like inhale the bouquet.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
Yeah, wow, the birthday candles?
Speaker 4 (51:57):
I got nothing? Uh.
Speaker 1 (51:59):
He likes saw the sort of like like the mom
energy ones, yes.
Speaker 8 (52:05):
Right, yes, Carolina was the one at the end where like,
is she gonna get it right?
Speaker 5 (52:10):
Is that the one at the end.
Speaker 8 (52:12):
Parisa's from Michigan, who was like, she's not a boxing turner,
but she was doing exercise.
Speaker 1 (52:21):
So Parisa was, she's got the crystals and geodes and
she made there. She power pointed if you guys as
you guys as men on your first date and he
is a bachelor, it's okay, not you can't, but like
like it felt like to he looked even though he
is the bachelor and the whole point is to get engaged.
When he saw their wedding photos, he looked fucking terrified.
Speaker 12 (52:44):
He here's me pregnant with your baby. This is what
it's going to look like.
Speaker 2 (52:49):
This happened.
Speaker 11 (52:51):
She was a little self aware when she was like,
I'm never doing a photoshop again.
Speaker 1 (52:56):
Power seems.
Speaker 8 (52:59):
Oh, I'm never doing a PowerPoint event again. I'm like,
you're never gonna be on the Bachelor again.
Speaker 4 (53:06):
So well.
Speaker 8 (53:07):
Also, there's nothing men love more than seeing their entire
life scripted out for them, giving them zero agency.
Speaker 4 (53:14):
That is really a super turn on.
Speaker 12 (53:19):
I think she should show up to Paradise and PowerPoint
everybody on the beach.
Speaker 4 (53:27):
Here's your presentation.
Speaker 2 (53:30):
Can we have a talk?
Speaker 1 (53:32):
Sorry didn't work out for you with Joey, but here's.
Speaker 4 (53:37):
What your next six months are gonna look like.
Speaker 1 (53:40):
What do you guys think you would be talked into,
like getting out of the limo with a gimmick like
how would how would you win them?
Speaker 5 (53:46):
How would you win somebody over out of the limo.
Speaker 8 (53:50):
I would walk out and just literally roast everyone who
was there, be like, these are all the people here here,
all the people are going to meet and just roast jokes,
roast that's smart.
Speaker 12 (53:58):
Or I would do a magic trick in then scream
got your ass?
Speaker 5 (54:10):
Wow, Ca, Okay, what would you do?
Speaker 6 (54:15):
You know?
Speaker 14 (54:15):
I like I like the ones that like clearly they
like have something about themselves. And my frog, my pet
frog died rip, but he loved to be twenty seven
and I think.
Speaker 4 (54:28):
What I'm learning about nature on this podcast, what.
Speaker 9 (54:33):
Yeah, but you're only twenty six.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
That's the weirdest thing.
Speaker 4 (54:36):
He had just gone into menopause.
Speaker 1 (54:39):
Wait when did he die? I'm sorry.
Speaker 14 (54:41):
Years ago my parents called and they're like, hey, and
I thought that a person had died, and so.
Speaker 1 (54:47):
Why did you leave? Why didn't you have him?
Speaker 14 (54:49):
Because I couldn't move a frog across the country. It
would have never made it, you know. So he lived
in my parents' basement.
Speaker 4 (54:55):
But would you say you are unsuccessful?
Speaker 14 (55:01):
But I think I would have showed up out of
the limo with you know, a little tank, because he
was like a frog that stayed in a tank. And
I would have been like, this is Dusty, my pet frog.
And you know when he's you know, oh my god,
you had got him in the mail.
Speaker 2 (55:11):
How do you die in a game of Frogger?
Speaker 4 (55:15):
Trying across the street? Dog he's while playing Frogger.
Speaker 2 (55:21):
Two years ago.
Speaker 10 (55:23):
Got your ass, We got your ass, got yours, We
got your ass.
Speaker 1 (55:29):
Got your ass, We got your ass.
Speaker 8 (55:32):
Jesus were his final wishes to be cremated and spread
out at sea.
Speaker 14 (55:37):
Out of the But what's really sweet as my parents
actually did a little funeral, just the two of them
in the.
Speaker 4 (55:42):
Back the slides right here, we have the power point.
Speaker 1 (55:48):
Okay, wait, so you would come out, you would have
come out with a little tank.
Speaker 14 (55:52):
Yeah, And I would have been like, you know, if
you're gonna love me, you're gonna have to love my frog, Dusty.
Oh my god, I know something like that. I feel
like you would have gotten the first a pressure. I
feel like you would have had out that. But that's
very sweet of you.
Speaker 9 (56:03):
To say that would lead right to hometown.
Speaker 2 (56:06):
This is my frog. Hope you like warts.
Speaker 4 (56:10):
I hope you love me warts and allay.
Speaker 5 (56:12):
What would you do, Jerry?
Speaker 9 (56:15):
I would just tell my bubble boy story.
Speaker 1 (56:18):
Immediately you would get wheeled out in a giant like
it was.
Speaker 9 (56:25):
A bubble boy thing. I'd like, come down.
Speaker 4 (56:27):
I'd be like, help get me out.
Speaker 9 (56:30):
This will be funny when I tell you.
Speaker 1 (56:33):
And you know it would be edited perfectly. I had
a reel editor, real.
Speaker 9 (56:40):
Entertainment industry.
Speaker 1 (56:41):
There's taps if this remember me there was an editor, Banana.
What would your exit limo by?
Speaker 6 (56:50):
Oh, that's a good question. Maybe I just like pretend
to be.
Speaker 12 (56:52):
Blind, grind Jerry, not that blind wine blind?
Speaker 4 (57:06):
Would you come out with a walking stick for real?
And no?
Speaker 6 (57:09):
I would just be wearing some glasses, don't I just
feel like.
Speaker 2 (57:14):
And then I would be so.
Speaker 1 (57:18):
Jerry and I could come in together and my skirt
could be the bubble that.
Speaker 5 (57:22):
He appears at.
Speaker 1 (57:23):
My skirt could be like the gym.
Speaker 9 (57:28):
He just says, getting born.
Speaker 1 (57:30):
This could be you.
Speaker 9 (57:34):
Our kids are gonna look.
Speaker 3 (57:35):
Like this.
Speaker 4 (57:40):
Covered in after birth.
Speaker 1 (57:43):
People.
Speaker 9 (57:47):
I'll explain who is.
Speaker 4 (57:52):
Just a friend.
Speaker 1 (58:02):
No, they did not. Yes, okay, so let's look at
Oh we have our front runners. So we have our
front runners. Here's our pack. These are their front runners.
Speaker 6 (58:19):
This is also who I think her front runner.
Speaker 1 (58:21):
Now at least show let's about she got the first kiss.
She was in the white dress. He liked her, and
then he gave her the second to last rose.
Speaker 5 (58:31):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (58:32):
He made her sweat.
Speaker 9 (58:33):
I just think that's suspense.
Speaker 1 (58:35):
You don't think she was a kid so comfortable together?
Speaker 9 (58:37):
Yeah, so cozied up and he really he was like
and I rewatched it.
Speaker 4 (58:41):
He was like licking his lips.
Speaker 9 (58:42):
He was ready to kiss her out the gate. Yeah,
he was like that, like because you.
Speaker 11 (58:47):
Know how it cuts over behind him, Yeah, like it
cuts it showed him, it was on him, and he
was like and then it cut over and he was
still like, like you could see the.
Speaker 8 (58:58):
He was like Kato Kalin in front of a bowl
of cereals. That's you're trying to say, you look like
Whole Foods, pops.
Speaker 4 (59:07):
I have a jazz day a jazz.
Speaker 1 (59:11):
There was up, there was up cafe to yeah, agree,
and then we okay, so we have Alex, we have
Alicia Rose. I mean there's a lot of Okay, Zoe,
let's talk T shirt canon for a second. So you've
ad a long time, Yeah they did, and that was
a major cannon. It seemed dangerous.
Speaker 8 (59:33):
Can I ask you guys all seriously? Like they definitely
shot them up in the air, but producers definitely threw them.
Speaker 9 (59:39):
Over the side like those those.
Speaker 8 (59:41):
Didn't come down right the human way you think, or
just even like off camera like and then down.
Speaker 9 (59:51):
Some poor pa is up on the roof going like that.
Speaker 8 (59:53):
It's like, Jeffrey, No, it's gotta have more arc on it.
Take it again.
Speaker 1 (59:58):
Do you think they were from the cannon way?
Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
You're right.
Speaker 11 (01:00:11):
Right?
Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
And Star Wars is in space.
Speaker 12 (01:00:13):
It looked like a military grade, uh T shirt cannon
Like it was great and it had a weird like
extra handle on. Yeah, like you had to like light
something on fire.
Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
And then Chloe put it on.
Speaker 5 (01:00:27):
She pulled on the T shirts on.
Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
That's that's that was cool. I like that.
Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
We like that.
Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
I really like.
Speaker 8 (01:00:33):
So here's the two things that I that I I
liked what I liked about her. She didn't like seem
desperate to in his love. And the other one is
the reason why I think the Lama this is just
going back to it a little bit about the little
Gammick kind of thing. What I liked about the Lama
was that she wasn't trying to guess what he loved.
She was like, I'm going to do this thing. It
(01:00:54):
is kind of a wild swing. It may work, it
may not. It wasn't like, ooh, he likes basketballs. Let
me give you a yeah, diamond crusted basketball that he
can never dribble.
Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
Or play with.
Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Good That's what Litia gave up.
Speaker 8 (01:01:06):
But right, but like, there's this thing where you you're
either trying to please that person or you're trying to
be yourself in this moment. And I thought when she
put on someone else's T shirt, I.
Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
Was like, yes, I like it.
Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
I agree with that.
Speaker 8 (01:01:18):
The other thing about her is that she is a model.
She understands what it's like to have the attention on
her right be photographed, and so I think she can
handle all this. She's better. Yeah, She's like she's my
dark horse, She's my dark white.
Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Horse, Well, I like that. I don't know that we've
ever had a redhead whim.
Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
I just loved her energy to her energy is rewatching.
Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
When he sat down with Alex, who got the first
impression Rose, they were so cute and he he just
seemed tickled by her right out of the gate. And
she was saying that and she got like She's like,
I'm a speech service, which is like, I'm the one
who needs speech server.
Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
Because I talked to Faust, he was like, I like it.
Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
I like it, and then and then and he's like,
she said, okay, you can calm me down. And she said,
if I was with somebody just like me, I would
end up with five dollars in my pocket on the
camel in Morocco. And he was like, that's crazy. How
did you think of that?
Speaker 9 (01:02:10):
Like, I don't know, and like.
Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
They were cute, I felt like and then she did
the French flash cards. I thought his accent was really
I mean, do you think he is sincere? Does he
kill Mary? Whoever it is, Kate?
Speaker 14 (01:02:29):
I think right now watching this episode, he believes that
I'm curious to know how it'll feel later. But I
do think like it's almost like he's never seen one
of these shows before.
Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
I mean know he was in it, but.
Speaker 14 (01:02:39):
It's just like he he just feels like he's so
genuinely like.
Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
This is so angry about that. But do you think
he just really truly believe in the system. Yeah, I
mean I worry. I always worry now because of like
Instagram and social media, the access that people have, like
the amount of d ms like that, Like how do
you resist that? The amount flooding in? If you're him,
(01:03:04):
it's gotta be crazy.
Speaker 9 (01:03:07):
I will say.
Speaker 11 (01:03:07):
He when he to your point, when he came in
after all the entrances had happened, and.
Speaker 9 (01:03:13):
Yeah, he has to have that moment where pre toast.
Speaker 11 (01:03:15):
Yeah, he was very like serious, Yeah, I just want
you to know I'm looking for my person.
Speaker 8 (01:03:24):
And I'm like, really, this is a show called the Bachelor.
No one thinks that. What a weird thought.
Speaker 11 (01:03:30):
He took it very seriously and it wasn't just like, hey,
let's have a great night. He was like, this is
going to be a journey. I'm going to let some
of you down, but I'm really trying. This is going
to be like for reasons I don't know his energy.
Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
I agree, I believe intensely, earnest and again. And I
do love Joey.
Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
This is the first hearing of.
Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
It, but I feel like Joey and look, I get it,
but I feel like Joey. Joey almost like couldn't believe
at all the women, Like he seems so insecure that
they weren't gonna say yes. I wonder if you're like
six foot six and like a basketball star that you're like,
I know, they're yeah, you know what I mean? Like
(01:04:12):
he doesn't have that. I feel like some of our
last guys have been like what if they don't, Let's
like you're the They're probably gonna like you, you know
what I mean? And I think there was so much
torture around Joey, worrying that he wasn't lovable and it
feels which which I get, but it feels like Grant
(01:04:33):
is like I just want to find a nice lady
and have kids.
Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Did you see Joey on Dancing with the Stars?
Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
How was it?
Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
He fucking rocked it?
Speaker 12 (01:04:41):
Like like he is, he was a different person. He's
an amazing dancer and he you know, went all the way.
Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
To the end.
Speaker 5 (01:04:48):
Have you been watching Gabby on the traders.
Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
She's fun.
Speaker 12 (01:04:53):
Yeah, she's laying a little low at this point, but
you know, I want to see her actually mix it
up with people.
Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
But she's I only a couple of ones.
Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
She's fun, she's fun. Okay, okay, great?
Speaker 5 (01:05:03):
Well.
Speaker 12 (01:05:04):
Oh, Also on the grand thing he falls in love with,
he like says he's in love with you.
Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
And if that's real, if you're the person that he picks,
that's hard to be.
Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
Like, I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
I was like, I have.
Speaker 6 (01:05:17):
To choose in one hour.
Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
I was like, and then and.
Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Then when Jesse's like, they're on their way here, they're arriving.
Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
You got to decide or the show's over.
Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
I choose. I choose you, But can I have the
other one on speed dial?
Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
Like?
Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
How committed do I have to be?
Speaker 9 (01:05:32):
Here's the bachelor coin, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
And flip it.
Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
It feels like when they do this, no matter who
they pick, they end up with then going no, just kidding,
I want the other one, you know what I mean?
Do you guys think he's gonna end up with the
first one that he picks.
Speaker 8 (01:05:48):
No, they're definitely gonna like show him walking up to
a door and show one of them getting ready and
then he opens the door and it's the other one.
Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
So it's gonna be I know, they're.
Speaker 8 (01:05:58):
All beautiful to me, like all these swim it's so
they're gorgeous, but they're interesting and cool. I remember going
up to Napa with my wife and we went and
made reservations at a bunch of great restaurants. And the
first couple we ate at the first two days. The
third day we had such a we're about to eat
at such a great restaurant, and I had so much
great food that I was like, fuck it, I don't
(01:06:19):
want it.
Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
I was like, this is disgusting to me.
Speaker 8 (01:06:22):
So I don't understand how you get through like two people,
like they just all start looking terrible after because they're.
Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
There's too much.
Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
I don't know how you do it.
Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
They're all great. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
It's a better batch than usual.
Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
This is a great I mean, this is a also.
Speaker 12 (01:06:38):
Just change appropriate there. There isn't like an old one
or a super young one. You know, they're all like
right by the way that.
Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Would be disgusting, grows not lovable.
Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
No, I think I think Joan should come running in.
Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Yeah, so bad.
Speaker 8 (01:06:58):
Doudges came out with the log line for this show,
it's a better batch than usual.
Speaker 12 (01:07:03):
Oh my god, can you imagine we're gonna end? We
got a new batch of snatch Bachelor?
Speaker 4 (01:07:12):
What's the catch?
Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
All right? Before we're gonna play a game with the audience.
But before we do, who do you think the top
three are? And who do you think it's gonna win?
I'm gonna start with Banana Top two one, who's gonna
be three? Banana?
Speaker 9 (01:07:27):
Are the top three?
Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Who's coming in third? Who's runner up?
Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
And who's the winner?
Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Can we see the shot of everybody that's see the shot?
Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
Okay? Okay, okay? Who wants to go first?
Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
Jerry?
Speaker 9 (01:07:41):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
All right?
Speaker 5 (01:07:42):
Who's number three?
Speaker 9 (01:07:43):
Okay? Number three?
Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Rose?
Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
Okay? Great? Number two? Hot?
Speaker 9 (01:07:50):
And number one? God? I want to say, Alex, I.
Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Feel like the guys never picked their first impression. They
flame out early.
Speaker 9 (01:07:58):
It's gonna be maybe Zoe.
Speaker 5 (01:08:02):
Okay, you just like Zoe. You give it to Zate?
Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Okay, okay, okay, Kate, three, okay, three?
Speaker 14 (01:08:09):
I I like kind of have face blindness, so I
can't remember who's been okay, But I do think Alex.
Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
I think she's gonna be one of the two. Okay,
and then so we have Rose made the hand on jobs.
We have Carolina is from Puerto Rico and its super hot.
Juliana was in there at the end, right.
Speaker 5 (01:08:27):
Yeah she was, Yes, she's a kay.
Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
I think she is gonna be one of the ones.
Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Face blind Bachelor would be a fun show.
Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
And then you could only see shapes.
Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
No, it was Zoe still in there. Yeah, Joe's T
shirt Canon T shirt, Kane. Okay, I'll go with her, Okay,
all right, all right, doctor Banana three two one.
Speaker 6 (01:08:54):
I'm gonna say, boy, maybe Natalie Natalie.
Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Is who oh yeah, okay, the woman who works with
the kids. Okay, two sither for okay? Number two maybe
Letia Lytia okay, Mormon, Mormon?
Speaker 6 (01:09:15):
And then number one maybe Juliana.
Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
Okay, Italian bosson Okay, dude, who's three?
Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
Three is? I wish I could remember. It's so funny.
Speaker 12 (01:09:25):
I don't even remember who I picked a couple of
weeks ago, A Rose. I think Rose was up there
for me. So I'll do roses number three and then
number two. I really think Carolina is coming on. You know,
they give her a lot of attention. Yeah, okay, she
has billboards in Puerto Rico saying, watch me on you know,
so she's she's on something and watch me weep, and
(01:09:49):
then I'm still gonna I'm gonna still stay with Bailey
even though that her being.
Speaker 8 (01:09:57):
Put a wig on that ship come on about pointed
that she was so.
Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Talking about Okay, okay, Jay three, okay.
Speaker 8 (01:10:09):
Three, I think is gonna be Alex because I agree
like sometimes they like to put someone out in the
lead first they'll.
Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Know the win or not with the guys with the
women are loyal, the women the first one wins with
the guys that are like I've been I've.
Speaker 8 (01:10:21):
Seen you were the front runner for five minutes somebodys
Okay Alex. In my heart of hearts, I want it
to be Chloe. So I'm just gonna say Chloe, I
don't so cute. I think it is because I love
her and I think number one is Zoe.
Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
I really do.
Speaker 8 (01:10:34):
I just feel like, in a weird way, can I
just say this. I know this is not true and
I'm gonna get heat for this. There was sexual tension
between Grant and his sister.
Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
So.
Speaker 8 (01:10:48):
A little bit he loves her. You wouldn't be laughing
if it wasn't true. Zoey has some of his sisters fives,
and that's an except about choice for Grant. All right, Randon, Okay,
my top three, Kelsey, Jenne and Rodrika just kidding.
Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
They all got that.
Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
He's gonna find Okay, I I mean Rose, so.
Speaker 8 (01:11:20):
I really do I want. I'm gonna put Chloe third again.
Speaker 11 (01:11:23):
I do.
Speaker 8 (01:11:24):
Her energy is great and I think she can handle
the spotlight on this better than other people. I think
Alex is number two, and oh my god, this is.
Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
You can say it's so hard, just say, Bailey.
Speaker 8 (01:11:37):
Fine, I'm gonna say, uh, the number one, and I'm
gonna stick to it.
Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
Parsa. Wow, dude, wow, all things power point to her.
Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
Okay, all right, all right, I'm gonna go number three.
Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
I'm gonna go Alex.
Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
Unfortunately I think you can't and when you get the
first rows with the guys, I hate to say it
peak too early.
Speaker 5 (01:12:04):
Number two.
Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
I'm gonna say, uh, Natalie number one. I'm gonna go Juliana,
who I picked. I'm gonna say number one, Juliana. I
don't know that that's correct. It's probably not.
Speaker 9 (01:12:18):
Nobody picks the boxing trainer, huh.
Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
Ali Joe Allie Joe.
Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Okay, well here we go to round out the show.
You know, we always play our games. Who wants to play?
To win a prize of nothing? Do we have? We
have a prize?
Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
Yeah we have.
Speaker 5 (01:12:41):
We have a can of a drink that has some
pot in it?
Speaker 12 (01:12:44):
Yes, so only if you want to win that. Yes,
I opened the drink put some pot in it.
Speaker 11 (01:12:51):
All right, so we get it's just an open diet cook.
Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
Well, we call it weed water.
Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
We need two people who wants to play. Who wants
to play? Don't be shy? I know you want to play.
I see you. Guys want to play? You and the
white You want to play? Don't you you want to
play playing? Yes?
Speaker 5 (01:13:17):
Yeah, you wanna play? Do you want to play? Do
you listen to the podcast?
Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
They can't play?
Speaker 5 (01:13:25):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
What's your name? What's your name? Yes, Stephanie? All right,
all right, we need one of the back, one of
the coquettes to the back. Who's who wants to play? Okay? Yes,
that cocute of the back?
Speaker 5 (01:13:40):
I see you, Stephanie.
Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
Hi, I'm Harden. It's that nest to you. Okay. Where
are you from, Stephanie? I'm from here? Okay, great, okay, right,
we have.
Speaker 6 (01:13:49):
Our I think it's back.
Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
Oh we have you brought the microphone out? Okay, right,
it's right here, we get great look at this? Okay, great,
look at this?
Speaker 5 (01:13:58):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
And what's your hi, Emily? And do you listen to
the pod?
Speaker 12 (01:14:04):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
Great? Okay. So you get to pick who you want
to play with, and we're going to be playing a
game of uh it's like password. It's like password where
we have we've played this before Anna, So don't pick
Anna because she wrote all the clues. But there there's
so it will say saying it's like, oh, Jesse Palmer,
(01:14:28):
you'd be like, he's the host. He is exactly so,
and you look like that exactly and so. And if
you will have somebody keep score. If you missed one,
you get a deduction, but you have to put it
back in. So but you get you have a stressful
sixty second to get as many as you.
Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
Can finance the house. That's more. It's easier than.
Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
What you just great, all right, who do you want
to play with? I would say carry your dog because
we do the pot us. Jerry, Okay, Jerry, you're gonna.
Speaker 8 (01:15:01):
Lie Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
Will you keep score for them to see how many points?
Speaker 9 (01:15:10):
Okay, Ne, do I need microphone? Are we doing that?
Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
You want to give?
Speaker 5 (01:15:14):
Do you want to?
Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
So well? You accept this role? It's a very personal question.
Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
I'm oh, good.
Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
Yes, Jerry's used to that's right. You love that.
Speaker 12 (01:15:30):
Now Jerry's the trainee.
Speaker 8 (01:15:36):
Jerry's always been at power bottom and he's trying to
figure this out.
Speaker 9 (01:15:42):
Thanks for that, Emily, I really appreciate it. You're great.
Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
It's good. Nekay are you ready?
Speaker 6 (01:15:55):
I'm ready?
Speaker 9 (01:15:55):
Okay, So I'm guessing?
Speaker 12 (01:15:57):
Yes, yeah, okay, okay, yes, so only gets one guess
each one?
Speaker 4 (01:16:06):
How they can grab?
Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
Let go until we go?
Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
Keep going until sixty seconds?
Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
Yeah, you can look before we start?
Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
Fine starts.
Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
This podcast?
Speaker 4 (01:16:17):
Will you accept the show? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:16:20):
Oh she's on the Traders and she was the double Bachelor.
Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
I don't know she's a lesbian.
Speaker 9 (01:16:25):
Now that doesn't help.
Speaker 11 (01:16:29):
Okay, Oh, Gabby.
Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
Okay, the the head guy this season, Grant, There we go.
Speaker 4 (01:16:38):
Good's horrible.
Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
It's the it's the initial time that you meet someone,
first date. There you go, oh, this is where you
meet someone and it's just the two of you together,
one on one.
Speaker 4 (01:16:55):
There were wow? Okay, thank you arden.
Speaker 8 (01:16:57):
Okay, great, I am getting railed where you.
Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
Put yourself off something and you're attached to a bungee
jumping Okay, okay, great.
Speaker 4 (01:17:10):
Emily's good, Emily's good.
Speaker 9 (01:17:12):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
Oh, it's it's the week. I said, it's it's the
a k A Sex Week, Sex Week, towns sex week.
Speaker 11 (01:17:28):
Damn it, I should call it fun towns.
Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
Yeah, that's the first one.
Speaker 9 (01:17:34):
All right, h Emily, you're gonna love that.
Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
We drink, Yes, beautiful, we drink. You want to give
her receive receipt. I'm a giver, Okay, I'm a power
top obviously, okay. Okay, okay, okay, I'm gonna okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
(01:18:06):
Really I have a lot of intentionality, go okay, Okay.
This is when you're inside Alida and you're it's outside
and you would sleep on okay, but you're lying on
it's a piece of furniture. Okay, similar, but it's yes, okay, okay, okay, great.
(01:18:27):
This is also okay, so you're the bad guy, and
you are if you're a bad guy, you're you're a villain, yes,
And then the way that it's put together, you're gonna
get the villain. Edit.
Speaker 5 (01:18:42):
That's tough. Okay, Okay, okay, Okay, here we go, Okay,
here we go. Okay. This was this was the first
black bachelor.
Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
He's hot.
Speaker 5 (01:18:50):
He just broke up with his ladies.
Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
Okay, okay. He's got two first names, first names. Their
first name is James James. Okay, and that's his first name.
Is like Charlie XCX's song It's a Black Girl Summer.
It's a rhymes rhymes with Matt James. Okay, Rachel, that's
(01:19:17):
so hard. Okay, he's the he's a tender married wells adam. Okay,
there's what we're gonna do because I want you to win. Now,
we're gonna have you.
Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
Kims about that.
Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
She just crushed it. She killed Welcome to reality. Talk
about a feeling at it.
Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
Em. I want you know you earned this, Stephanie. It
doesn't mean that you didn't do a great job. You
earn this. And doctor Bernanda, those clothes were hard, I know. Okay,
before you go, who do you think?
Speaker 6 (01:19:59):
Three?
Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
Two one?
Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
So I I think Juliana is in the top three.
I think she's three. Okay, Oh yeah, we love an
East Coast rapus Okay, Alex, I know that she was
first impression Rose. They usually get cut early. I'm gonna
give her. I'm gonna give her some energy to Okay,
(01:20:24):
and Zoe I think it is one?
Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
Yeah, okay, all right, nobody? Who do you think?
Speaker 9 (01:20:30):
Three?
Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
Two? One? I'm gonna go numbers three is Rose?
Speaker 5 (01:20:33):
Okay? Why because of the hand job.
Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
Yeah, because of the hand job and the great voice.
Speaker 5 (01:20:37):
Okay, great number two.
Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
I'm gonna go. Dina liked her Mermaid dress. Do you
guys think Dina's in the running? Okay, she's hot, Dina.
Speaker 5 (01:20:47):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
And then I'm gonna go Juliana number one.
Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
Joey, Oh, Juliana, that's who I have up top? Okay,
rather a play?
Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
Can I just say thank you all for coming out here? Doug,
what would you like to promote.
Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
Let's see here music Capital?
Speaker 6 (01:21:12):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
All right? Dog?
Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
That sad Radio Nashville.
Speaker 12 (01:21:17):
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Speaker 9 (01:21:35):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
Wait, Star Jason Score, would you guys like to be
our rookies? Would you come play with us again?
Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
Sure? We'll do love to. This was so much fun.
Speaker 8 (01:21:42):
Thank all of you guys as Supersclars dot Com for
us at Scar Brothers.
Speaker 4 (01:21:46):
Everything we would love to have.
Speaker 5 (01:21:47):
Will you really be our rookie?
Speaker 4 (01:21:48):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (01:21:49):
Yeah, because these are two former rookies.
Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
I know, I love it.
Speaker 9 (01:21:52):
Look at us now, look at you now? Okay, we're hawking,
we drinks.
Speaker 5 (01:21:56):
Hey, Jerry, what would you like to promote?
Speaker 9 (01:21:59):
Nothing at all. I'm just happy to be here and
it's nice to see you all.
Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
Kate, when I come to New York, will you be
on our rotation again?
Speaker 4 (01:22:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
Yeah, Oh for sure I will. And I'll also be
here at four twenty. Oh yeah, because we had you
on a season. There was a year that you watched
and we got to have you on really watched, and
do you know that I think you're such a special person.
Oh thanks. I wish you could have met my frog.
I really, honestly, Kate, I think you're so lovable that
(01:22:29):
I really do think you would have gotten the first
impression rods like, who wouldn't give it to you? I
really I just create Kate and I have one our
dinner once a months with Lauren Lopkez and we and
we do in all club. We have a little club.
Speaker 5 (01:22:42):
May I tell them what you did?
Speaker 6 (01:22:43):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
She made us like a punch card. It's a friendship
dining club. And when we get to ten we get
to go to the super fancy one. But we went
there on my birthday. It was really nice. It was
really nice.
Speaker 9 (01:22:57):
You guys should go to Dantana's.
Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
And we're Hue because I just want to watch him
eat steak.
Speaker 5 (01:23:07):
Okay, doctor Branana.
Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
We're going to start on Southern Charm again on Patreon,
Yes we are. And Katie Levine would want is to
say that there's a lot of animals that need fostering
right now. So if you can foster an animal, and uh,
Lisa's working at the Pasadena Humane Society, so there's a
lot of pets that need help there, and so if
you can foster an animal or give to an animal shelter,
(01:23:31):
that would be awesome. And I'm going to be on
the upcoming season of Righteous Gemstone. I did four episodes.
I'm playing Stiffler's wife. I'm Sean William Scott's wife. I
played Janna millsap and it was the best job ever.
(01:23:51):
And it starts March ninth on HBO. It's good and
cause your fingers for me. There's something really big that
I'm waiting to hear about tomorrow. Then I did that
might get picked up, which would be so exciting.
Speaker 5 (01:24:09):
And if it didn't, that's okay too.
Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
But if it did, oh my god.
Speaker 5 (01:24:15):
I'll let you know if it did, and I will
not let you know if it didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
Until next time. Thank you, Sketch Mest, Thank you Gateway Theater.
Thank you Dana and Cole and everybody. Doctor Banana, we
love it. My name is darting to right, think to name.
Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
Oh yeah, I'm going to get all tonight.
Speaker 6 (01:24:39):
I feels so good.
Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
I just got one little bush fringer out. When you
rep this rule? Will you reaccept this rule? Listen to
your word? Who there? Accept it? Rose into your world?
Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
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She's the Hottest, the hardiest. Please put your hoardy hands together.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
We're get on.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
To your.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
I just got one word. When you read this role, when.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
You read some of this role, your world.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Who read these rule, listen to your world?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Cis My name is arda Marine, coming to you from
my bougie Gateway Theater at the San Francisco Sketch Fest.
Welcome to a very exciting live episode of Accept This Rose.
Thank you all for coming out tonight.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
What a gorgeous day.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Gorgeous and what a beautiful year it's been so far. Oh,
just thriving. This is our year, honey. I feel pretty
good that we made we all survive January round of
a plus in a dick January, in a dick January,
in a deck January, in a deck January. In at
(01:34):
that we made it.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
It's February.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I feel like worst first through the years took. I mean,
let's just have a good time. Let's see what Okay,
when do you guys listen to the podcast.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Or I'm gonna tell you so. I had my date.
I had my date.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
It was good, Okay, it was I ordered this steak,
which was bold because you know, I did eat fast
and I had.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Some big bites.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I did get the wedge salad, which was an error.
I tried to eat European style and failed, and like
let us kept playing off. But we have a second
date coming for a week from today, so we'll see.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Who knows. But I did I ate. Here's the thing.
I'm learning how to eat in public.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Guys.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
I'm a messy eater.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
But you know what, it's all just practice.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Who cares? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
And I gotta say I rewatched the first episode this morning.
I am loving Grant. Are you guys into grand I
so far? Dare I say? I feel like he? I
still think he might be the best bachelor we've had yet.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Do you agree?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
No?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Who do you like? Ben Higens? Who do you guys like? Joey?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Okay, Joey's adorable, but I okay, Joey's a door Okay,
fair enough?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Neck and neck Joey and Grant possible. They're at least
picking better. That's back to back, too good. And Joey's
getting married. There's like a date. They set the date right,
that's cute. That's cute. You know she's feeling you in.
Joey's really cute. He got engaged to Kelsey. Kelsey's dad
was like hot. We're like, oh my god, he's gonna
be golden Bee. He choked, he panicked. He's hot and
(03:23):
he's to eat, but he like, had no game. I
don't know though, but I feel like you knows. Anything's possible.
It might might all work out. Okay, are you ready
for my partner in crime to come out? She's looking
really put together. She's got her like Haley Beaber, fucking
like tight little bun happening so cute. She flew in
(03:46):
from New York because she's living there now, honey. But
we like that because she's fancy. She got a raise.
We love her, We adore her. Ladies and gentlemen. Doctor
Hannah Montana, Arianna, Rosanna, Roseanna, Dana, Mint Melbreen, Rosy Egg
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Speaker 6 (04:19):
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Speaker 1 (04:25):
Maybe you've heard.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
Yeah, this is elb to Maine. This is Elbean two. Yes,
this is my maan backwoods. Look, oh, I've seen that
is great. It's right next to the moose statue.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
How are you doing, doctor.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
B I'm good that that dancing always gets me.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
I can't love how wind did I get?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I know?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Did you know that I I like when I had
to evacuate. I came to the Bay Area for two weeks.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Yeah, that was smart.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I drove through the grape vine with mittens and meow
not that.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
I literally cannot imagine what that car run.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Me now escaped from the carrier and was like running around.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Can I also just tell you?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Do you guys know that the state of California gave
me license plates that I did not get custom.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
I pulled them out.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
My new license plate is HO fifty nine high.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Well, it used to be I.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Had Razzle Dazzle, and then I was like, I can't
have razzle dazzle. I was like, I'm not gonna have
a custom plate. So I was like, Okay, I'm just
gonna do a regular plate. They're like, bitch, not only
try I try HO fifty nine high. It looks like
it looks like I tried to get hose sixty nine high,
but it was taking Oh sorry, by Annah, that's yours.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
That's actually my What is it? The Tesla truck?
Speaker 5 (05:50):
What was that think called the Tesla truck?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
We were saying, we want together, we want to get
a Tesla truck together and put a banana all over it.
You done with that? If co.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Tr truck?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Imagine if we have the two of us snineheigh with
like mittens, like, what are you looking at?
Speaker 6 (06:16):
Okay, cyber truck.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
America's not ready for that. Okay, guess what. We have
two people that I haven't asked to be the rookies yet,
but if if this date goes well, we might have
two rookies.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Rockies have ties.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
We've never had twins on, but I'm gonna say that
they are twin flames. We've never had twins on. You
guys know them. They're comedians, they're actors, they're podcasters. You
know them from uh dumb people town, and you know
them as our friends. And there are potential rookies for
(06:55):
this year if all goes well, Ladies and gentlemen, Jason
and Ready Clare.
Speaker 7 (06:59):
Brother Jason, Ready, Hi, Welcome.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
To the Hello.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Oh my god, you guys, I'm sappy.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
This is what's on the table. I know you guys
had to do homework for this.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
I know.
Speaker 8 (07:11):
Geez, I'm out of I'm out of sorts. I just
got sexually harassed by my waymout driver. That is Oh
my god.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Now if this goes well, you guys can be our rookies.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Oh dude, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Do you want it?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
I feel like you could, I feel like you connected.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I think you can do it.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
We can't. I know we can do it, wanted.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Some of our former rookies are here. Two of them
coming out Rookies's.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
Beverly d'angelolo is an American.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Treasure and she was the stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
She told us off air, Anna wasn't that exciting.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
And we had to cut a lot out with her.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Let's just keep bringing them out, you guys. Our whole
show is just intros, and.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
I'm here for intros and dancing.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I'm here for that. Okay, are you ready for I
think this is the perfect intro song for our next
pod cast. Queen. She's a comedian, she's an actress, she's
a musician. She has a new album out. She's on
Big bang theory. She's Garfunkel and Oates. We love her
so much. Came a cookie. I stay here, intro. I
cannot do this without doing a run and drump. We'll
(08:14):
see how this goes with this card. He was our rookie.
He's also going to guard and protect your heart. You
know him from I Carly. You also know him as
the sentinel of the podcast hole. Please, I have to
tie my skirt.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
I'm sure this is safe.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
You just reached down and I was like, I can't there.
You will not be getting help from us.
Speaker 8 (08:41):
You do have like straight up cocaine energy going right now.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I've never done cocaine.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
I know, thats so crazy. You have the energy of
someone who's done cocaine and is about to teach like
an aerobics class.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
In other words, Richard Simmons, okay, r I P.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Thank you so much. I feel seen. I feel sale
Seene ladies and gentlemen. Jerry Trainer, what's going on?
Speaker 5 (09:11):
God, it's a good time.
Speaker 9 (09:12):
Hi, hey, hi, jar.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Hi.
Speaker 9 (09:18):
There was tons of cocaine here.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Should I try cocaine? You guys?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Yes, yes, I think can go wrong with that.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I as a child, I remember seeing people doing cocaine
on TV, and I remember going, I should never do
that because I think I would really like it.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
It's like an eight year yeah.
Speaker 10 (09:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (09:45):
Do you remember Crocodile Dundee? Yeah, where they basically explain
how to do it.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
They did. Oh yeah, there's.
Speaker 11 (09:51):
A joke where the dude's doing it at a party
and he dumps it into the boiling pot of water
because he thinks it's like cold medicine. Okay, crocodile dungeon.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Yeah, and then crack it out.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
The Dundee's like, that's not a line, that's a lot
because you know what, you know what I call that
when he dumped it in the water a crocodile done?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Don't can?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I just said, I'm already enjoyed adding the scloores into
the mix.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
This is it's already.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Working for me.
Speaker 10 (10:17):
Our final contestant to be You know.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Him as a comedian, he's an actor, he's a podcast host.
He is I'll be right here afterwards at Doug Loves
Movies with him. He's a gentleman.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Half of our shows and was done with our intros.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
The captain of the podcast, Doug. That's your lineup for
twenty twenty five sketch best. Thank you, Hi everybody, who
are you? Thank you for jaying us? Fill this is
your Is this your first time ever watching the Bachelor franchise?
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Sclares?
Speaker 4 (10:52):
No, I watched the what's the Senior Bachelor went Gold?
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Known Grift or Gary?
Speaker 4 (11:00):
What his appointment?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
He was so cute?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
That's fine?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
What happened? I actually haven't what happened to him? Doctor Banana?
Will you explain?
Speaker 4 (11:08):
What did he do? Well? What didn't what didn't he do?
Speaker 5 (11:12):
What did he do?
Speaker 6 (11:13):
I mean, he was I think afterward he was weird
and then it was it was that flip remember when
he was like I don't see anything in and then
she was like I have a lot of money, and
he's like, Teresa and I are going to work out
really well.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
He just felt like he felt apparently he'd like allegedly he'd.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
Like Hollywood reporter hit piece on him.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 8 (11:37):
Well didn't he also like say, I haven't been with
anyone since my wife died, and like nine women are like,
oh we.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Lived with.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, and he like and he like about our weight,
like he did like like one of the key fat shame,
So you know what that's that's you know. I feel
like an uncle of mine would have done that. You
know what I mean, if you're gonna have a seventy
two year old white man who's straight to your lead, like,
that's like that's gonna happen probably anyway, Hello, welcome to
the show. How are we liking Grant? How did you
(12:07):
feel about Grant so far?
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Everybody?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I mean, he's no seventy two year old white man.
Speaker 9 (12:14):
Doc.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I feel like you we were singing your praises on
the episode this week about how when you did your
draft picks, I felt like you kept saying that Grant
was gonna like the Sweethearts, and I think it seems
like you were right.
Speaker 12 (12:28):
Yeah, I think you'll take a nice lady over a bitch. Yeah,
just call me crazy. I think that's how he's gonna lean.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Oh, bone Zone. Time for the bone Zone. But it
seems like he went for like even rewatching it today,
Like I mean, I was just obsessed.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
When we'll get to it.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Like his first impression rose like he liked like this quirky,
kind of real funny. He liked the and he seemed
delighted by this Alex who had her lama Okay, let's
take look at grand for one second. Here's Grant. He's
so cute.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Grants.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
You've gotta love anyone who looks like his hair was
drawn on with a magic.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
He is.
Speaker 8 (13:26):
I mean, he played basketball apparently, like semi professional basketball. Yep,
and then completely dissed the woman who like sank that
amazing shot, Like, how do you not take that one?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
I got a sweet jay from eighteen.
Speaker 8 (13:37):
You can totally like pine people on like street pickup games.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
You thought he was gonna like the gals that played basketball.
Speaker 12 (13:44):
Well, there's two basketball. One of them is a basketball
fan or fanatic, and the other one plays number one
that plays got sent home?
Speaker 4 (13:53):
I know.
Speaker 12 (13:54):
So I don't think he wants somebody to play with.
I think that's his place to go. Just do that
with the yeah partner, Yeah, he doesn't thicket beat him?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Want to run the weave with her?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Okay, hot, Jerry, how did you you.
Speaker 13 (14:13):
You Jesus watched Sorry to Bother you.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
You've watched a lot of with us.
Speaker 9 (14:20):
I remember none of them. How did you feel about
He's great? What can you say that? I mean it's
one episode, but you have a mystery about him?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
What's your mystery.
Speaker 9 (14:28):
No, no, I had a mystery about one of the contestants.
I can't remember her name. She came in with the
jersey on Kelsey and I thought she was beautiful.
Speaker 11 (14:41):
Zib rewatched it and she sits down and then they
don't show any of their Yeah, and then she gets
booted off and she's gorgeously She was adorable, and then
they don't even show her goodbye. Yeah, And I was like,
did she like offend someone? Like what that's the producers.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, the producer put up all the gals doctor b.
Speaker 9 (15:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Usually they don't get shown because they're normal.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Okay, Yeah, she was normal.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Kelsey is what you're saying.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
Just a normal, well rounded.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
She's adorable.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
She wore a stupid jersey for his ass.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I feel like he had one of the best batches
of I feel like there's so many keepers that are
so many keepers so cute.
Speaker 12 (15:23):
Hey, but Parisa isn't crazy eye just in that one picture.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
It is full on, all the time crazy.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Eyes and her power point Okay, fellas if a woman.
Speaker 10 (15:34):
A power point rock Wait, you're you're talking crazy eyes
and you're not talking about Rodneika that those are look
at Parisa.
Speaker 12 (15:46):
But that's what I'm saying, Rodnika, that's a bad photo.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
No, it's not Parisa, it's her life.
Speaker 8 (15:51):
That's a good Multiple crazy eyes moments with Radneika in
this episode, multiple crazy eyes.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I mean, look what I just made all of you do.
I thought she was adorable coming out of the car
dancing ce Okay, who are you? Who are you rooting
for on this episode?
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Well?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I mean, I are we allowed to talk about how
it ends? Because I'm sure go for it. I really
like it's Alex.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
I love Alex.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I think that I guess I'm rooting for her, but
I feel like.
Speaker 14 (16:20):
Ohma yama girl, yea Linda lama, which I you know,
when she walked out with a lama, I really gave
her a lot of credit. I think the whole time
she kind of seemed like, oh god, I committed to
the I know it's a big swing.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
It's a big swing.
Speaker 9 (16:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Most people would save the lama for their mama child.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
As a comedy gal.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Whenever I watched this, I feel like the producers would
talk me into some like walking out. I always picture
myself having to walk out with like a fart cushion
or something.
Speaker 11 (16:52):
Like why didn't you do that to Yeah, Jesus would
have been way better.
Speaker 14 (16:59):
I had just met a Lama in real life the
day before watching this, and and I really was taken
with Islama named Caesar, and and so I think I
was extra into the idea that like, this was a
great call and Islama has an amazing eyebrow, and and uh,
and I felt like, yeah, she was sort of sorry
she committed, but she seemed embarrassed when rewatching it.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
I remember again as the kind of comedy girl that
I feel like we get forced, and I felt for her.
She felt like she'd regretted. And it was a very
slow walk from the from the driveway cake to the mansion.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
And someone's like, is that a donkey get this woman?
Speaker 12 (17:39):
Oh yeah, Grant should have watched all the women and
any of them that were like I'm not going near
that thing, just take him off right there.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Well, also the woman that he kissed first when his
sister showed up, and the woman he kissed her was like,
she walked up, but Jina first, I thought, if you won,
the sister hate.
Speaker 8 (18:00):
So that was my favorite moment, is like they're all
being like, oh my god, I love you. And when
the ones leave, they're like, I love you. I'm like,
you love this?
Speaker 4 (18:06):
First met this?
Speaker 8 (18:07):
Oh my god, you guys were gonna be such good friends.
And then the sister comes in, who's this bitch?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Like wow, that turns I like this.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
They're allowed to have thirty people, but if one person
arrives ten minutes later, it's not even like two episodes in.
Ten minutes later, they're like, who the fuck is this?
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Why the hell we've been here forever eight minutes?
Speaker 5 (18:28):
Do you think grant?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Because it seems like all of the male leads except
for Joey. Except for Joey, it feels like most of
the male leads get spoiled by having like a harem
of women, like even the sweetest sigh, why that.
Speaker 9 (18:46):
Would never happen.
Speaker 11 (18:48):
Talking, It's like an endless turnstile of women that would
somehow spoil.
Speaker 8 (18:53):
Their that you just make out with, and then two
minutes later you're like, tell me about your brother.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
You're like, what to a new girl?
Speaker 8 (19:00):
Yeah, Like it is kind of insane, and they're all
doing like backflips to just try to impress him. It
is the least real scenario on this earth. And I
do feel like there's no way someone can make a
good decision in this scenario.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
I don't I just don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
But Alex was a good decision.
Speaker 8 (19:16):
She was a good decision. I also liked that she
didn't go crazy with the eye makeup. She didn't go crazy,
got a low level of eye makeup, and I thought
that was good to say.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
She was like a very low key, like now that
Instagram and TikTok and just like the level of like,
you know, people are really good at looking like a cardiois.
Speaker 8 (19:34):
I loved Bailey. I mean, the woman it was like,
walks up right, like take a picture of me. I'm like,
this is not called the Bailey Show.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Bailey as your number one Bailey.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
I thought Bailey is going to win the whole thing.
Speaker 12 (19:47):
But that was but that was just based on that
picture and the bio. But that's all we had when
we did draft pics.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
I know she was a little unhinged.
Speaker 14 (19:58):
She she had a wig, she brought the she brought
the wag.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yes, okay, she's definitely going to be a contender. I
don't know if I.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Still feel she's gone. Next episode, you guys.
Speaker 12 (20:12):
You guys turn it off before coming up this season,
Oh yeah, that's true, because.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
She's in there there.
Speaker 9 (20:19):
Yeah, dang it, I do turn it off.
Speaker 8 (20:21):
It's good for him, I said in that moment, for
putting on the wig and being clean. He was a
good swar He thought it was kind of fun and cute.
Speaker 12 (20:29):
They shut down production for days though, because everybody got lie.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
And what was crazy is it was it was pupid.
Speaker 8 (20:42):
What's even crazier is it was from the lama are
Jesse Palmer, Jesse, Jesse Valma's got himself some women's hips.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Jesse got so bir.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
He's grown on me. He's grown on me. Okay, So
I also want to say and then we'll then we'll
go through in the beginning rewatching it Rose and the editing.
When Rose was doing the clay thing, it's fully a
hand job.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Oh yeah, she's making a dick.
Speaker 8 (21:17):
Yeah, she's like, what's your clay? Turning into what's yours?
This is the weirdest ring I've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
She has a lot Haley bieber Baby nails like her
baber Baby.
Speaker 11 (21:34):
It's just a big piece of gray nothing. They're trying
to make a ring.
Speaker 9 (21:38):
Yeah, it's just a turd. They're blindfolded.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
But he made a ring size ring's and he made
a joke which was funny, this is an ankle bracelet.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
That was good.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
That's a good joke that the producers told him to say.
Speaker 14 (21:50):
Yeah, he thinks, so, oh yeah, do you think he's
got an ear piece in I was wondering that.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I also, yeah, I wouldn't you be able to see it?
I know, I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
You know what to get some berger a ship right there?
Speaker 9 (22:05):
I don't wonder about it.
Speaker 14 (22:08):
He has too many jokes, he has too many quick lines.
I don't I think someone's feeding in the line.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
He's got the guys.
Speaker 12 (22:14):
He's got the guys, some impractical jokers telling him what
to say.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Wait, do you guy, do.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
You think he's funny or do you think okay clapp
if you think he's getting fed lines.
Speaker 9 (22:28):
Conspiracy theorists. I like it.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
He shows up and has breakfast on the set of lines.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
And then wait, do you guys think you know how
many of you think he's just being like funny himself?
I might.
Speaker 8 (22:42):
I feel like I think he's charming, But the difference
between charming and legitimately funny.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
I'm gonna give him.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
I'm gonna give him the people.
Speaker 12 (22:52):
Who are in him in the back though it really
cut off like it went to the back of the room.
It's super into him for some like is it people
who show up later.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Because they're cool. Yeah, they're cool. They're cool.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
They were busy. They you know, they've done cocaine. They're
the cool ones. The whole back.
Speaker 8 (23:12):
They couldn't be they couldn't be hereund in time. They
were too busy giving him the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Okay, so you thought there the lines were too good?
Speaker 14 (23:22):
Yeah, I think, And I think there's just he's so earnest.
It seems that I really like him, and he almost
seems like he really believes that he's.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Gonna find his wife. That's what I liked about it,
and it's so endearing.
Speaker 14 (23:34):
I just don't know. I don't know that he's got
the comedy. I think someone's given him the lines.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (23:41):
Wow, that's probably why he likes Alex because she's spunky.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah, she's fun. It makes me feel like I have
a shot. Isn't that so sad? I'm like, I could
go be a ding dong.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
And he'd be like, what.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Sounds like a fart?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Should I go far in front of grass? And when
his heart over. Okay, if you.
Speaker 9 (24:06):
Touched your skirt off at the beginning, it was just inflate.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Also that I could press it down and make a
herd down. It's not just a skirt, it's also a
big fart machine.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
Yes, Kate.
Speaker 14 (24:16):
I was also just gonna say about like the group
when they when there's like group improv happening, you know
they've said, oh you need to say who is that?
Because then you can see all the girls going.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Who is that? Who is that?
Speaker 12 (24:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yeah, yeah, it's like clear that they've just been No. No,
there's a few times. There was one that was when
the goal walked up with the giant face and then
someone was like, we don't want Grant to get a
big head. It was like you the like, there are
certain times I'm so maybe naive for now, I feel
(24:48):
like he might be a funny guy. Am I an idiot?
Speaker 4 (24:53):
You really want this to happen? No, you're not.
Speaker 8 (24:55):
I was enamored with the Mormon woman because I'm like,
if anyone's cool with many women being around her her,
which then I was like, there should be a Mormon
Bachelor where like just the top eight girls win. Yeah,
you get down, you get down to eight, and you're like,
that's a shot. All right, that's a wrapp everybody.
Speaker 11 (25:15):
Everybody, take a rose, everybody, just like, as soon as
you walk in, just.
Speaker 9 (25:18):
Take a rose.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Also, will you? Will you accept this bouquet of rose?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
She kissed him? Were you surprised that she kissed She.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Did kiss him, But I do think which one is she?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
She?
Speaker 8 (25:29):
Yeah, Letia who was wearing way too much lotion on
her chest.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
She was shine, shimmering, Oh the night. I was like,
you don't need to lotion up that much, Okay.
Speaker 9 (25:39):
I have to say about her.
Speaker 11 (25:40):
Her voice, the going up at the end, everything's like this,
and I'm like, I can't that's nails on a chalkboard
for me to No, Rose, You're out.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
But Rose hand to handy job Roses like, oh.
Speaker 9 (25:54):
Handy job Rose. Rose was even worse.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Candy job Rose. Ye can wind.
Speaker 9 (26:02):
It's like trails off, like and I think she's.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
A little toasty through a lot of the season because
she's like she's like she's crying on some Yeah. I'm like, hi, no,
like a little drink like champagne, a little champagne drunk
a little like.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Yeah. I liked Rose, lad, I liked.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Rose Dance, but I like Red.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Rose is funny.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Because Rose is giving a hand job to Clay.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
I was like this still I liked.
Speaker 12 (26:40):
I thought she came off in the bio and the
picture is being like a sweet one. But then I
think she's a little she's got a little bit of
an edge.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
That she seemed more real to me, Like.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Just her reaction is just the hand job on.
Speaker 8 (26:54):
Just like she you know, had technical skills. I just
smushing it. My favorite part is like when he's handing
out the roses, like the cutaway to the plate of roses,
there's like seventeen more people left and there are three
roses on the plate. Yeah, like they're just they they
can't get the number of roses that they're giving out
and how many people are left, right, okay, right, Like
(27:16):
this was so it was bothering me so much. I'm like, Okay,
there's six roses left and he's going to give out
fifteen more. I'm like, you guys got to get this
ship right. People are gonna count it.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
People are going to count it. Did you count that I.
Speaker 12 (27:27):
Count that time you came along and pointed out this
that's right, that has existed in every season of the show.
They cut seven people in that first episode.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
I know it was a big cut.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Who should show our cut? Here's our cut? Oh nice, okay, okay,
So poor Savannah the wedding planner. You're walking out without
wedding cake, and then like into the kissing and then
we never saw the after cut from her work, so weird,
that's out going. Here's your oh and then then we
never came back to that. Yeah, we never saw her.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yeah, she just went somewhere and ate that whole cake.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Christina Kirsten Dawson's a cutie.
Speaker 12 (28:10):
S What happened there? Other than maybe being from Fargo
North to Yea?
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Did her dress fit?
Speaker 8 (28:19):
I felt like the dress was a little baggy for
the audience has opinion on the dress.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
She was going for the Carolyn. She was doing the
nineties Caroline Bassett like slip dress, right, and it was
a little.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Baggy, Yeah, a little baggy.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Kelsey was a go away.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Something happened there was a lot I wouldn't want to
be in that one.
Speaker 12 (28:39):
She and Grant had some sort of conversation where it
didn't happen.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Did the I remember one of them being very religious.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Did she I think Kylie was very religious Kylie because
she was like, are you with the Cowboys or this
verse praise me blessed father?
Speaker 8 (28:58):
Car I love this is how much this isn't a
sports show? She said, are you with the Cowboys, which
is an NFL football team or the Spurs which is
an NBA basketball too, which you could easily be for
both because they're two different sports. I think she said,
are you a Cowboys fan? Are you a Texans fan?
(29:19):
It's Houston versus that's right.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
She did say Dallas, and she did say praise be you?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
So yeah that Janey, she she sunk show.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
She was so cute.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
It was like this could be a whole like reality show.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Love in basketball was cute, was like I can commit
to things because I'm a pediatrician God. And I loved
Ridika coming out and dancing crazy. You thought crazy, craziest eyes.
I felt, Look, I wouldn't have that. I wouldn't have
the confidence to make it. I would I would fold
(29:56):
it on.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
My Is that what you thought about?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
But like she she was freaking out, She looked nervous
her entrance.
Speaker 11 (30:07):
I will say the thought I had when she came
out and she started dancing was Oh, she didn't have
anything prepared.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (30:13):
I like, like, I do a Bollywood dance with my mom.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
That's what I got, That's what I would do. And
I people like, why are you doing Bollywood dance? You're Swedish? Okay, okay?
Speaker 9 (30:23):
Why are you tucking your skirt in? Why is it
inflating me?
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Why do you have a whooping cushion?
Speaker 9 (30:31):
Yeah? Are you floating away a farting helium?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Do you guys remember the the prank that that they
had the boy in the balloon that was like that, yes,
well yeah is balloon boy And it looked like the
it looked like the Jiffy Pop And.
Speaker 9 (30:47):
You want to know something crazy?
Speaker 11 (30:49):
His mom When I first got to LA and I
was cutting my reel like when they were still using
like VHS tapes, Yeah, she did that and she cut
my reel.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Whoa.
Speaker 9 (30:58):
When I first got to LA, like ninety.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Out of euphemism for something.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Do you guys remember that? It was it was like this,
they like this parents had like a hoax like that.
Speaker 9 (31:08):
There was they were going to get a reality show
out of it.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
Yeah, and he was like this.
Speaker 8 (31:12):
They were like, oh, our sons away, all right, We
have Doug Benson here one of our national treasures. What
would be the reality show of the boy who was hoaxed.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
On a balloon call?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Would the name of it?
Speaker 4 (31:24):
What would the name of that show be?
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Holy shit? No, that's the name.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
I was gonna say. Down down in a way.
Speaker 14 (31:38):
This woman whose son was in the bubble, she was
also an editor.
Speaker 9 (31:43):
She would just cut reels over off like Bundy.
Speaker 14 (31:45):
And and then they came up with this hoax again.
So this woman was responsible for the hoax basically, Yes.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Her and her husband.
Speaker 11 (31:50):
Wow, they were like want to be They wanted to
be like producers, like filmmakers and stuff like that.
Speaker 9 (31:55):
That's also what they were doing in the sort.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Of the real last A lot of dreamers, it was there.
I got a lot of.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
That's what that's one name for it.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
That's fun. That's fun.
Speaker 12 (32:12):
Who.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
I don't know about you, but things again so hot
in here. I think I got a take. I'll pay
your break.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
When I met kato'kalin once I did.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Two you did, I first moved you, but I want
to hear your Kato's Okay. When I first my very
first job ever, I got really nervous. I was I
had to go to like I was on a show
that got picked up and I lived in New York
and they flew me out and I was staying at
that hotel in Pasadena where they had all the press stuff.
And this is when I actually was like I'm never
gonna drink because I'm not. I had like two drinks,
(32:46):
and I remember being like ship faced talking to the
head of NBC, like terrified, and Kato Klein was there
and somebody knew him and they're like, do you want
to go to Kato's house and have cereal?
Speaker 5 (32:55):
And I was like, yeah, I do.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
So I was there like they'd flown me out for press,
and I was like, I got to get out of here.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
So I went to Kato's house.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
And he had like his back house.
Speaker 8 (33:09):
It was it was not a front house.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
And he lived near the Four Seasons on like Doheini
and it was an apartment and he gave me it
was like pop remember you know those like like the
sugar cereal like pop pop. Yes, So he had that,
like he had like the he had like the Whole
Foods version that was called cornfetti, and he gave me
(33:36):
a bull of corn fetti.
Speaker 14 (33:38):
So he really wasn't kidding when he said, you want
to come back to my house for cereal?
Speaker 1 (33:41):
And I left my professional commitment and when I had cereal.
Speaker 8 (33:44):
At Katokal, that's how you died. That is literally a
serial killer.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
That's really okay, Now, how did you make Kato Kala?
So this is two thousand and one.
Speaker 14 (34:01):
I had just moved to LA and I was like
going to Hollywood Boulevard just to see what it was like,
you know, not knowing that's like just like the tourist street,
but like I needed to see Hollywood Boulevard. And I'm
walking down the street and he runs up to me, and.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
The cameras are on him. Someone's filming him, and.
Speaker 14 (34:17):
He's like hey, hey, and he comes up to me.
He goes mess up my hair and and I was like,
oh my gosh. This guy like not only is he known,
you know, because of OJ, but his hair was a thing,
you know, And so I messed up his hair and
and then he said thanks and he ran away, and I.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Was like, Hollywood's amazing. Wow, Wow, I.
Speaker 8 (34:35):
Thought you were gonna say that was the worst disaster
to happen in two thousand and one in America.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
That was the worst day in American history at least.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Okay, doctor Burnanda, what's your weird Hollywood? Have you seen, Angeline?
Who have you seen?
Speaker 5 (34:54):
Have you seen a boy band member?
Speaker 6 (34:56):
What have you seen? One time Nicholas Cage shoved me
aside to walk into Canters. Oh yeah, just looking at
him like Nicholas Cage?
Speaker 5 (35:05):
All right, dot, what is yours?
Speaker 1 (35:07):
What is yours?
Speaker 5 (35:08):
What did you see?
Speaker 12 (35:09):
I have too many? I have too many. My favorite is,
or one of my favorites is. I went with a
friend of mine to a bar in West Hollywood that's
like known as a celebrity hang okay, and we went
there specifically, let's go see find some celebrity.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
My friend Karen Anderson. Oh, I forget what it's called.
Speaker 12 (35:31):
Okay, Okay, it's just down the hill from where this
the comedy store is weird like side Street anyway, So
I go to the restroom and I come back out
and my.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Friend Karen is talking to Jean Claude. Van's down.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Is he doing the splits between two boots?
Speaker 1 (35:51):
No?
Speaker 12 (35:52):
But he was no, but he was very drunk, and
he was there with like some friend of his, and
he was he was trying to get Karen oh my god, like, hey,
you want to go have some fun with me and
my friend kind of thing?
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Okay, okay, did that works?
Speaker 12 (36:07):
So I barge up to them because I see that
he's talking to her. I think it's hilarious that you know,
he doesn't know my relationship Terry.
Speaker 5 (36:14):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, we're.
Speaker 12 (36:16):
Friends by like I was like, hey, man, what's going on?
Like I was mad at him for talking to her,
And then John Claude Vandam tows his hands up and goes,
do not fight me.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I will lose, are you?
Speaker 4 (36:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
I got the receipt. Okay, tell you that happened.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Okay. I was at Hugos once and I was having
lunch with my friend Bruce, who is gay, but like
like the person you wouldn't you know? He could have
easily been my boyfriend that was there. And I see
looking his lunchtime like midday and I sleep looking at
me down.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
If I make eye contact with.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Uh, the fly, I make eye contact I've never met
I love.
Speaker 13 (37:00):
You have to go that far in his filmography, how
about the Wizard in fucking Wicked.
Speaker 12 (37:07):
Or even or even just or even just touch your
hand to go chaos theory?
Speaker 4 (37:11):
So Jack fucking Chill.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Okay, Jeff Goldblum walks up. Bruce is right there. It's
just me and Bruce and he walks up and he
slides in and he's like, so you're He's like hello,
and I'm like hi.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
He's like how are you? Like, I'm so good. I'm
like how are you?
Speaker 1 (37:29):
He's like you, He's like, I have.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
A jazz band. He goes, do you want to come
sing with.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
My jazz band at the wazz Up Cafe? Yeah, Valley,
I'm like, yes, I do. Yes. I was also at
that time married, but I was like sure. He didn't
know anything about me and made her sing. I'm like
with a man, I have a wedding ring on.
Speaker 5 (37:55):
He invited me.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
He's just good at recognizing talent.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
He's like, yeah, my jazz career took off.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
Okay, how you became the next Lena Horne?
Speaker 8 (38:06):
Ok Jay, you'r we have so many but like we have,
I'll give you a right, I have one.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
You know what I'm gonna say? Are you going to
do the Danna?
Speaker 3 (38:16):
So?
Speaker 8 (38:16):
I was at Dantanna's, which is the two Dantanna's stories.
I can't even compete. Okay, well, I only know one
in my braain James was. So I'm sitting at Dantanna's.
All these boots are very close to each other. And James,
by the way, Dantanna's for people who don't know, is
this great, like incredible time restaurant in La Classic. It's
where you'd see Magic Johnson with nine people who weren't
(38:39):
his wife, you know what I mean. I went in
or like doctor Jerry Buss and a bunch of hookers,
Tommy Lasorda and a couple of sex.
Speaker 5 (38:46):
Work all right, okay, fun.
Speaker 8 (38:48):
So the place it looks the same as it did
in nineteen eighty one, res booths and the mayor d's
kind of fuck with you.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Best caesar salad in the world.
Speaker 5 (38:55):
It was really fun.
Speaker 8 (38:56):
I've gone in there, ordered caesar salad eight and ate
a meal and then after the meal, well, I said,
for desserted like a caesar So that's how good it.
So I'm sitting there with my with a friend, I think,
our buddy Jimacha. And and across diagonally is James Woods
eating by himself. And you didn't discuy this to me,
but I imagine he had his coat on but not his arms,
(39:20):
and he's like probably reading the paper version of Fox News.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
Okay, So.
Speaker 8 (39:27):
He's in there, he's trying to make America great again.
He's invading his food ahha, And the people in the
booth right directly across from him are like start talking
to him. This guy who's clearly drunk in this booth
and recognize him, wants to talk to him. And I
can see that James Woods does not want to have
a piece of this personal and I actually side with
James Woods because this guy is drunk as fuck. So
(39:50):
his guy who's sitting between him and James Wood, the
outer guy, gets up to go to the bathroom. The
inside guy gets up and sits down in the booth
with James Woods. So that's a power move, crazy move, right,
James's like Kato calein mess up my hair move. So
he so he says to James Woods, he says, uh,
(40:11):
I just want to shake your hand and say that
you're great. James Woods goes, I don't shake. I'm not
shaking hands right now.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
So weird.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
I'm in my hands free era.
Speaker 8 (40:29):
And I was like, against all odds, this is gonna
be good. So he goes, uh, he goes, I'm not
doing it. And the guy goes, why, Like, so, guy's
press an issue here and he like pressed him on it,
and he goes because I injured my wrist recently and
it's very ginger. And the guy goes all right, and
(40:49):
then his friend comes back and it's like, get out
of there.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Man?
Speaker 4 (40:53):
Sit back down.
Speaker 8 (40:53):
I Meanwhile, they're still now sitting like a foot and
a half away from him. At the other booth, the
James Wood gets his stay delivered to him and proceeds
to in the most aggressive way with his bad hand,
cut the fuck out of a steak.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
Wow, and eat it and look at the guy.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (41:12):
For the rest of me all, I'm like, this is
the most insane thing I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Wow. Sometimes life just works out, you know.
Speaker 8 (41:19):
It's disputed him. I was like, I got dinner in
a show. This is how James would on his way
to dinner theater. This was the beginning.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
I saw Keith for Sutherland really drunk a karaoke right
after he got divorced from Julia Roberts go never get married,
and then.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
He like fell into the he like fell into the audience.
Speaker 8 (41:36):
We were in San Francisco several years ago and Jim
Gaffigan was performing at some big theater here and he's like,
come over and hang out, and so we go and
hang out down below in the green room and Keefer
Sutherland is there, like just hanging out in the green room.
Incredible and it's after the show and we like go around.
Where was it like the war Field?
Speaker 4 (41:56):
Yeah? Yeah, I mean so it's not.
Speaker 8 (41:57):
It wasn't a tremendous went to like the Tenderloin Harry
over here, and like Keefer Sutherland came out to the
bar with I was like, I can't believe this guy
is gonna come out and so many people like came
up to him, like swarmed him, swarmed it. I'm like,
you are inviting yourself? How badly do you want to drink?
Bro I was like there was alcoholic, but I couldn't
believe he went out to like a regular.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
What was yours? What were you going to say? Oh?
Speaker 8 (42:22):
I was gonna say that Tony Bennett and uh oh,
this is one of the great in New York in
New York.
Speaker 5 (42:28):
Were Okay, then we got to get back to.
Speaker 8 (42:32):
Okay, we got we don't have to do it, Okay,
go fast in New York were like standing outside the
block away from wherever there to fit Fifth and Broadway,
standing outside. We had just come up and doing comedy
out of the subway, and we're looking. There's like karaoke
happening in like the Parker something hotel fifty seven and
seventh and someone is singing Tony Bennett, I Left my
Heart in San Francisco, and uh, Jay and I are
(42:52):
standing on the street and all of a sudden we
see walking up next to us on the street Tony
Bennett and like some young woman and they stop and
he looks in this like nineteen ninety seven, and he
looks and he watches it and he kind of gives
like a all right. But Jane and I were like,
how fucking great would have been? And again there are
no cell phones in terms of like if he would
have walked in, finished the song with him, and then
(43:15):
just walked out of the night, people had been like,
that's the greatest night.
Speaker 5 (43:18):
I mean, I love that.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
All right, round of applause for celebrity celebrity, the celebrity sightings.
Speaker 9 (43:25):
I met bubble boys.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Mom got to do one, Jerry carry you could do one,
Terry No.
Speaker 11 (43:32):
No, no, moving right on.
Speaker 5 (43:36):
No, I don't you have Have you been a.
Speaker 9 (43:40):
Hit on Dick or something? But so let's know Andy Dick.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
One time I was performing on stage and I felt
that I felt like a slippery, like something gross going
into my hand.
Speaker 5 (43:50):
And I looked down and.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
It was like a piece of fried chicken that had
been slid in. And I looked down by Andy Dick,
who I didn't even know was in the theater.
Speaker 9 (44:00):
That's where I learned that move is the hand.
Speaker 12 (44:02):
Is there anyone on the stage who hasn't been hit
on by Andy Dick?
Speaker 4 (44:06):
We have.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Okay, and we're back. So here we are you guys.
Speaker 4 (44:16):
That's all for Patreon.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Okay, that's all for the Patreon. All right, So here
we go, just to sort of speed through. We have.
Here's why I think Grant, Here's why I believe it.
I liked seeing his dad. I like seeing his dad.
I liked them talking about his dad's struggle with addiction.
He's been so he got sober, he'd just come out
of rehab when he was on GEN season.
Speaker 6 (44:37):
His dad was handsome too.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Dad was handsome, and I felt like it was sweet.
I felt I liked his dad coming on. I liked
you know that he was saying like how proud he
was of Grant and how much Grant deserves love. I
believe when Grant was his sister's so sweet, and you're
somehow how hard his mom worked, and that they never
were able to have dinner together. You truly believe this
(44:58):
guy someone must this last week, And I like sometimes
when they have the perfect family, it's hard to live up,
Like I want to love like my parents had. It's like, okay,
but like when it's like it feels as though he
just wants a family, and it sincerely feels like he
wants a family, And why are you laughing?
Speaker 6 (45:18):
I want to love like my parents? My contractual? I
need a green car.
Speaker 5 (45:27):
Also there was a dare I need vacation time?
Speaker 6 (45:31):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (45:31):
How big was his mom's house? Jeezeus?
Speaker 5 (45:34):
That was, oh we got to move out of la well.
Speaker 8 (45:36):
But the other thing is the dad was at times
like trying to dispense wisdom about like relationships, and I'd
be like, bro, yeah, maybe just say good luck. Yeah,
where are we meeting at your house?
Speaker 11 (45:50):
No?
Speaker 4 (45:50):
At a restaurant.
Speaker 8 (45:51):
So you're like, okay, I know what this guy's going
through it, So yeah, I don't know that he needs
to be the guy telling him how to be in
the relationships.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Right, what did you like? Did you like Grant and
seeing the family and.
Speaker 11 (46:03):
Me, I thought, listen, father son. Stuff always gets me,
and especially that he had an addiction. I was just
like and and when he was just I don't know
that stuff hurt like I don't know, I get like emotional.
Speaker 5 (46:15):
I liked it.
Speaker 9 (46:15):
He was like, you're special, you deserve a good one.
Speaker 11 (46:17):
I know.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
I like it. That's right, That's what I mean. Look,
I grew up with addiction in my family, and to
actually like see people talking about it on tea, I
think a lot of people do and like so to
me it feels like, oh, I think many more people
than talk about in public probably grow up with something.
(46:39):
So it's nice to see like this guy who just
because he's handsome and you know, athletic or whatever.
Speaker 9 (46:45):
Like he drives a sweet ferrari.
Speaker 4 (46:47):
I'm hilarious. I liked his I liked his grandma that
moment he was holding She's.
Speaker 8 (46:53):
Dressed like she's in TLC video.
Speaker 4 (46:59):
She's grandma, right Is Lopez.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
Was so cute, she's fun mails they were so proud.
So then like so then I get going and all
the gals come out, and can we see all the
ladies again, doctor Beebe, You know I felt like, okay,
So Juliana was my top pick from from just the
draft pick. She was the gal from Massachusetts. She rewatching it.
(47:24):
They gave her the like winter music when it was
like but like you could tell by them. Do you
think it's that on the nose the music that they
give you, doctor b.
Speaker 6 (47:36):
I think she goes far for sure.
Speaker 5 (47:38):
She's gonna Wina.
Speaker 6 (47:40):
We watched her dance with her family for like forty
five minutes far.
Speaker 5 (47:43):
Right, Yeah, the Italian family.
Speaker 9 (47:47):
She's like, who's this bitch, it's her sister.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Awkward? How hot?
Speaker 4 (47:53):
Guys like the.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Carolina Carolina from Puerto Rico might be the hottest woman.
Oh yeah, yeah, she's the hottest person I've ever seen.
Speaker 9 (48:06):
What better than Zoe?
Speaker 6 (48:09):
You thought you thought Zoe was a lot cannon?
Speaker 4 (48:14):
Zoe was like was hot? Sure?
Speaker 8 (48:16):
Can I actually like? I like Chloe. I thought the
plus size model was so cute. I mean, I hardly
call her plus size model.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
She's so cute and she's sweet.
Speaker 8 (48:28):
Fun she she was funny and she was very pressent,
very present.
Speaker 11 (48:31):
I even think Rebecca even though she gave give that
death stare.
Speaker 5 (48:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
Yeah, she's a resting stink eye.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
She's got resting spinks face.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
Yeah. Rose is really cute. Poor Savannah. Vicky Vicky bottle service.
I liked Vicky. I like Vicky.
Speaker 12 (48:51):
Vicky leads with the lip was talking about bottle service though,
which one of them was?
Speaker 8 (48:56):
Like, Vicky bottle service?
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Okay, do you know.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
The attorney girl?
Speaker 9 (49:03):
Wat's what I could do with Clay.
Speaker 5 (49:05):
Okay, look at Dina.
Speaker 8 (49:07):
Dina was like Dina, I kinda she was one of
those people in her package. I kind of realized all
of her dating issues in her tell Us package.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
So Dina's the attorney from Chicago who's one of eleven
Romanian Yeah, okay, so what are her dating issues?
Speaker 4 (49:24):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (49:24):
I just think she's just first of all, like I
want her to have a good life and succeeding, you think,
But I think she's just you.
Speaker 13 (49:31):
Know what, do you know, the nicer the first. I
want her to be happy forever. But but she made
a wrong turn. She should have been headed to Real Housewives. Yeah,
she's find a husband and to go do that show.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
You liked her like she came out in like a
mermaid gown and he was like, I like your dress.
Speaker 4 (49:50):
And I was like, he sort of like didn't he like?
She kind of was like, what are you going to do?
Speaker 1 (49:54):
She kind of well because he said, you're a lawyer, right,
she's a lawyer.
Speaker 4 (49:58):
She's a lawyer.
Speaker 9 (49:58):
I think she's like tired of be underestimated.
Speaker 11 (50:01):
Right, She's like, I'll kick your ass.
Speaker 8 (50:03):
I'll ride up the prenup.
Speaker 5 (50:09):
I saw. I drove by in La the other day.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
I saw there was like a wedding chapel and then
it's like they like signs out. It was like wedding chapel,
Quickie Divorce. It was all one sign. It was like
wedding travel, Quickie divorce, and like notary public. But all
I was like, but they were equally large, like the
quick divorce and the wedding, Like the signs were equally large,
which felt like mixed messaging for them. All.
Speaker 12 (50:34):
If you're feeling jittery about the marriage, you know anything, well,
at least there's this.
Speaker 4 (50:38):
Yeah we could just come back, keep our card.
Speaker 5 (50:41):
Yeah, one stop shot.
Speaker 4 (50:42):
Can we just leave our car parked here?
Speaker 5 (50:46):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (50:46):
Yes, Kate, oh no no. I was just saying it
was a one stop shot.
Speaker 14 (50:49):
But I was looking at these pictures and then I
started to like getting a trippy zone. I was like,
what if they're all AI because it kind of you know, yeah,
I know they're not, they're real people, but like when
you think of it, you're that lens.
Speaker 1 (51:01):
Doesn't it kind of look like it? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (51:03):
Yes, Kayleie, Kaylee, Juliana and Dina look like you just
turned the knob a little bit swill.
Speaker 4 (51:09):
It's like, oh you get that. I like the cheeks
to be a little Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 5 (51:13):
Wait wait which one is Kaylee? Which one is Kaylee?
Speaker 4 (51:16):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (51:16):
Yeah, yes, Natalie Natalie, Sorry, Natalie looks like Reese Witherfork.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
Natalie. He likes I feel like if you want to
do well on The Bachelor, you need to get a
job working with kids, you know what I mean? Like
you need to like like she's like, I calm down
kids with my with my like worry stone and then
you breathe it.
Speaker 5 (51:45):
Doug, what Doug? You're not feeling it?
Speaker 2 (51:47):
Oh no?
Speaker 9 (51:48):
The speech therapist, Yeah? Is she the one was like remember?
Oh no, she was like inhale the bouquet.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
Yeah, wow, the birthday candles?
Speaker 4 (51:57):
I got nothing? Uh.
Speaker 1 (51:59):
He likes saw the sort of like like the mom
energy ones, yes.
Speaker 8 (52:05):
Right, yes, Carolina was the one at the end where like,
is she gonna get it right?
Speaker 5 (52:10):
Is that the one at the end.
Speaker 8 (52:12):
Parisa's from Michigan, who was like, she's not a boxing turner,
but she was doing exercise.
Speaker 1 (52:21):
So Parisa was, she's got the crystals and geodes and
she made there. She power pointed if you guys as
you guys as men on your first date and he
is a bachelor, it's okay, not you can't, but like
like it felt like to he looked even though he
is the bachelor and the whole point is to get engaged.
When he saw their wedding photos, he looked fucking terrified.
Speaker 12 (52:44):
He here's me pregnant with your baby. This is what
it's going to look like.
Speaker 2 (52:49):
This happened.
Speaker 11 (52:51):
She was a little self aware when she was like,
I'm never doing a photoshop again.
Speaker 1 (52:56):
Power seems.
Speaker 8 (52:59):
Oh, I'm never doing a PowerPoint event again. I'm like,
you're never gonna be on the Bachelor again.
Speaker 4 (53:06):
So well.
Speaker 8 (53:07):
Also, there's nothing men love more than seeing their entire
life scripted out for them, giving them zero agency.
Speaker 4 (53:14):
That is really a super turn on.
Speaker 12 (53:19):
I think she should show up to Paradise and PowerPoint
everybody on the beach.
Speaker 4 (53:27):
Here's your presentation.
Speaker 2 (53:30):
Can we have a talk?
Speaker 1 (53:32):
Sorry didn't work out for you with Joey, but here's.
Speaker 4 (53:37):
What your next six months are gonna look like.
Speaker 1 (53:40):
What do you guys think you would be talked into,
like getting out of the limo with a gimmick like
how would how would you win them?
Speaker 5 (53:46):
How would you win somebody over out of the limo.
Speaker 8 (53:50):
I would walk out and just literally roast everyone who
was there, be like, these are all the people here here,
all the people are going to meet and just roast jokes,
roast that's smart.
Speaker 12 (53:58):
Or I would do a magic trick in then scream
got your ass?
Speaker 5 (54:10):
Wow, Ca, Okay, what would you do?
Speaker 6 (54:15):
You know?
Speaker 14 (54:15):
I like I like the ones that like clearly they
like have something about themselves. And my frog, my pet
frog died rip, but he loved to be twenty seven
and I think.
Speaker 4 (54:28):
What I'm learning about nature on this podcast, what.
Speaker 9 (54:33):
Yeah, but you're only twenty six.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
That's the weirdest thing.
Speaker 4 (54:36):
He had just gone into menopause.
Speaker 1 (54:39):
Wait when did he die? I'm sorry.
Speaker 14 (54:41):
Years ago my parents called and they're like, hey, and
I thought that a person had died, and so.
Speaker 1 (54:47):
Why did you leave? Why didn't you have him?
Speaker 14 (54:49):
Because I couldn't move a frog across the country. It
would have never made it, you know. So he lived
in my parents' basement.
Speaker 4 (54:55):
But would you say you are unsuccessful?
Speaker 14 (55:01):
But I think I would have showed up out of
the limo with you know, a little tank, because he
was like a frog that stayed in a tank. And
I would have been like, this is Dusty, my pet frog.
And you know when he's you know, oh my god,
you had got him in the mail.
Speaker 2 (55:11):
How do you die in a game of Frogger?
Speaker 4 (55:15):
Trying across the street? Dog he's while playing Frogger.
Speaker 2 (55:21):
Two years ago.
Speaker 10 (55:23):
Got your ass, We got your ass, got yours, We
got your ass.
Speaker 1 (55:29):
Got your ass, We got your ass.
Speaker 8 (55:32):
Jesus were his final wishes to be cremated and spread
out at sea.
Speaker 14 (55:37):
Out of the But what's really sweet as my parents
actually did a little funeral, just the two of them
in the.
Speaker 4 (55:42):
Back the slides right here, we have the power point.
Speaker 1 (55:48):
Okay, wait, so you would come out, you would have
come out with a little tank.
Speaker 14 (55:52):
Yeah, And I would have been like, you know, if
you're gonna love me, you're gonna have to love my frog, Dusty.
Oh my god, I know something like that. I feel
like you would have gotten the first a pressure. I
feel like you would have had out that. But that's
very sweet of you.
Speaker 9 (56:03):
To say that would lead right to hometown.
Speaker 2 (56:06):
This is my frog. Hope you like warts.
Speaker 4 (56:10):
I hope you love me warts and allay.
Speaker 5 (56:12):
What would you do, Jerry?
Speaker 9 (56:15):
I would just tell my bubble boy story.
Speaker 1 (56:18):
Immediately you would get wheeled out in a giant like
it was.
Speaker 9 (56:25):
A bubble boy thing. I'd like, come down.
Speaker 4 (56:27):
I'd be like, help get me out.
Speaker 9 (56:30):
This will be funny when I tell you.
Speaker 1 (56:33):
And you know it would be edited perfectly. I had
a reel editor, real.
Speaker 9 (56:40):
Entertainment industry.
Speaker 1 (56:41):
There's taps if this remember me there was an editor, Banana.
What would your exit limo by?
Speaker 6 (56:50):
Oh, that's a good question. Maybe I just like pretend
to be.
Speaker 12 (56:52):
Blind, grind Jerry, not that blind wine blind?
Speaker 4 (57:06):
Would you come out with a walking stick for real?
And no?
Speaker 6 (57:09):
I would just be wearing some glasses, don't I just
feel like.
Speaker 2 (57:14):
And then I would be so.
Speaker 1 (57:18):
Jerry and I could come in together and my skirt
could be the bubble that.
Speaker 5 (57:22):
He appears at.
Speaker 1 (57:23):
My skirt could be like the gym.
Speaker 9 (57:28):
He just says, getting born.
Speaker 1 (57:30):
This could be you.
Speaker 9 (57:34):
Our kids are gonna look.
Speaker 3 (57:35):
Like this.
Speaker 4 (57:40):
Covered in after birth.
Speaker 1 (57:43):
People.
Speaker 9 (57:47):
I'll explain who is.
Speaker 4 (57:52):
Just a friend.
Speaker 1 (58:02):
No, they did not. Yes, okay, so let's look at
Oh we have our front runners. So we have our
front runners. Here's our pack. These are their front runners.
Speaker 6 (58:19):
This is also who I think her front runner.
Speaker 1 (58:21):
Now at least show let's about she got the first kiss.
She was in the white dress. He liked her, and
then he gave her the second to last rose.
Speaker 5 (58:31):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (58:32):
He made her sweat.
Speaker 9 (58:33):
I just think that's suspense.
Speaker 1 (58:35):
You don't think she was a kid so comfortable together?
Speaker 9 (58:37):
Yeah, so cozied up and he really he was like
and I rewatched it.
Speaker 4 (58:41):
He was like licking his lips.
Speaker 9 (58:42):
He was ready to kiss her out the gate. Yeah,
he was like that, like because you.
Speaker 11 (58:47):
Know how it cuts over behind him, Yeah, like it
cuts it showed him, it was on him, and he
was like and then it cut over and he was
still like, like you could see the.
Speaker 8 (58:58):
He was like Kato Kalin in front of a bowl
of cereals. That's you're trying to say, you look like
Whole Foods, pops.
Speaker 4 (59:07):
I have a jazz day a jazz.
Speaker 1 (59:11):
There was up, there was up cafe to yeah, agree,
and then we okay, so we have Alex, we have
Alicia Rose. I mean there's a lot of Okay, Zoe,
let's talk T shirt canon for a second. So you've
ad a long time, Yeah they did, and that was
a major cannon. It seemed dangerous.
Speaker 8 (59:33):
Can I ask you guys all seriously? Like they definitely
shot them up in the air, but producers definitely threw them.
Speaker 9 (59:39):
Over the side like those those.
Speaker 8 (59:41):
Didn't come down right the human way you think, or
just even like off camera like and then down.
Speaker 9 (59:51):
Some poor pa is up on the roof going like that.
Speaker 8 (59:53):
It's like, Jeffrey, No, it's gotta have more arc on it.
Take it again.
Speaker 1 (59:58):
Do you think they were from the cannon way?
Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
You're right.
Speaker 11 (01:00:11):
Right?
Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
And Star Wars is in space.
Speaker 12 (01:00:13):
It looked like a military grade, uh T shirt cannon
Like it was great and it had a weird like
extra handle on. Yeah, like you had to like light
something on fire.
Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
And then Chloe put it on.
Speaker 5 (01:00:27):
She pulled on the T shirts on.
Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
That's that's that was cool. I like that.
Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
We like that.
Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
I really like.
Speaker 8 (01:00:33):
So here's the two things that I that I I
liked what I liked about her. She didn't like seem
desperate to in his love. And the other one is
the reason why I think the Lama this is just
going back to it a little bit about the little
Gammick kind of thing. What I liked about the Lama
was that she wasn't trying to guess what he loved.
She was like, I'm going to do this thing. It
(01:00:54):
is kind of a wild swing. It may work, it
may not. It wasn't like, ooh, he likes basketballs. Let
me give you a yeah, diamond crusted basketball that he
can never dribble.
Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
Or play with.
Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Good That's what Litia gave up.
Speaker 8 (01:01:06):
But right, but like, there's this thing where you you're
either trying to please that person or you're trying to
be yourself in this moment. And I thought when she
put on someone else's T shirt, I.
Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
Was like, yes, I like it.
Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
I agree with that.
Speaker 8 (01:01:18):
The other thing about her is that she is a model.
She understands what it's like to have the attention on
her right be photographed, and so I think she can
handle all this. She's better. Yeah, She's like she's my
dark horse, She's my dark white.
Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Horse, Well, I like that. I don't know that we've
ever had a redhead whim.
Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
I just loved her energy to her energy is rewatching.
Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
When he sat down with Alex, who got the first
impression Rose, they were so cute and he he just
seemed tickled by her right out of the gate. And
she was saying that and she got like She's like,
I'm a speech service, which is like, I'm the one
who needs speech server.
Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
Because I talked to Faust, he was like, I like it.
Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
I like it, and then and then and he's like,
she said, okay, you can calm me down. And she said,
if I was with somebody just like me, I would
end up with five dollars in my pocket on the
camel in Morocco. And he was like, that's crazy. How
did you think of that?
Speaker 9 (01:02:10):
Like, I don't know, and like.
Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
They were cute, I felt like and then she did
the French flash cards. I thought his accent was really
I mean, do you think he is sincere? Does he
kill Mary? Whoever it is, Kate?
Speaker 14 (01:02:29):
I think right now watching this episode, he believes that
I'm curious to know how it'll feel later. But I
do think like it's almost like he's never seen one
of these shows before.
Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
I mean know he was in it, but.
Speaker 14 (01:02:39):
It's just like he he just feels like he's so
genuinely like.
Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
This is so angry about that. But do you think
he just really truly believe in the system. Yeah, I
mean I worry. I always worry now because of like
Instagram and social media, the access that people have, like
the amount of d ms like that, Like how do
you resist that? The amount flooding in? If you're him,
(01:03:04):
it's gotta be crazy.
Speaker 9 (01:03:07):
I will say.
Speaker 11 (01:03:07):
He when he to your point, when he came in
after all the entrances had happened, and.
Speaker 9 (01:03:13):
Yeah, he has to have that moment where pre toast.
Speaker 11 (01:03:15):
Yeah, he was very like serious, Yeah, I just want
you to know I'm looking for my person.
Speaker 8 (01:03:24):
And I'm like, really, this is a show called the Bachelor.
No one thinks that. What a weird thought.
Speaker 11 (01:03:30):
He took it very seriously and it wasn't just like, hey,
let's have a great night. He was like, this is
going to be a journey. I'm going to let some
of you down, but I'm really trying. This is going
to be like for reasons I don't know his energy.
Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
I agree, I believe intensely, earnest and again. And I
do love Joey.
Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
This is the first hearing of.
Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
It, but I feel like Joey and look, I get it,
but I feel like Joey. Joey almost like couldn't believe
at all the women, Like he seems so insecure that
they weren't gonna say yes. I wonder if you're like
six foot six and like a basketball star that you're like,
I know, they're yeah, you know what I mean? Like
(01:04:12):
he doesn't have that. I feel like some of our
last guys have been like what if they don't, Let's
like you're the They're probably gonna like you, you know
what I mean? And I think there was so much
torture around Joey, worrying that he wasn't lovable and it
feels which which I get, but it feels like Grant
(01:04:33):
is like I just want to find a nice lady
and have kids.
Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Did you see Joey on Dancing with the Stars?
Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
How was it?
Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
He fucking rocked it?
Speaker 12 (01:04:41):
Like like he is, he was a different person. He's
an amazing dancer and he you know, went all the way.
Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
To the end.
Speaker 5 (01:04:48):
Have you been watching Gabby on the traders.
Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
She's fun.
Speaker 12 (01:04:53):
Yeah, she's laying a little low at this point, but
you know, I want to see her actually mix it
up with people.
Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
But she's I only a couple of ones.
Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
She's fun, she's fun. Okay, okay, great?
Speaker 5 (01:05:03):
Well.
Speaker 12 (01:05:04):
Oh, Also on the grand thing he falls in love with,
he like says he's in love with you.
Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
And if that's real, if you're the person that he picks,
that's hard to be.
Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
Like, I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
I was like, I have.
Speaker 6 (01:05:17):
To choose in one hour.
Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
I was like, and then and.
Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Then when Jesse's like, they're on their way here, they're arriving.
Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
You got to decide or the show's over.
Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
I choose. I choose you, But can I have the
other one on speed dial?
Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
Like?
Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
How committed do I have to be?
Speaker 9 (01:05:32):
Here's the bachelor coin, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
And flip it.
Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
It feels like when they do this, no matter who
they pick, they end up with then going no, just kidding,
I want the other one, you know what I mean?
Do you guys think he's gonna end up with the
first one that he picks.
Speaker 8 (01:05:48):
No, they're definitely gonna like show him walking up to
a door and show one of them getting ready and
then he opens the door and it's the other one.
Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
So it's gonna be I know, they're.
Speaker 8 (01:05:58):
All beautiful to me, like all these swim it's so
they're gorgeous, but they're interesting and cool. I remember going
up to Napa with my wife and we went and
made reservations at a bunch of great restaurants. And the
first couple we ate at the first two days. The
third day we had such a we're about to eat
at such a great restaurant, and I had so much
great food that I was like, fuck it, I don't
(01:06:19):
want it.
Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
I was like, this is disgusting to me.
Speaker 8 (01:06:22):
So I don't understand how you get through like two people,
like they just all start looking terrible after because they're.
Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
There's too much.
Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
I don't know how you do it.
Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
They're all great. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
It's a better batch than usual.
Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
This is a great I mean, this is a also.
Speaker 12 (01:06:38):
Just change appropriate there. There isn't like an old one
or a super young one. You know, they're all like
right by the way that.
Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Would be disgusting, grows not lovable.
Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
No, I think I think Joan should come running in.
Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Yeah, so bad.
Speaker 8 (01:06:58):
Doudges came out with the log line for this show,
it's a better batch than usual.
Speaker 12 (01:07:03):
Oh my god, can you imagine we're gonna end? We
got a new batch of snatch Bachelor?
Speaker 4 (01:07:12):
What's the catch?
Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
All right? Before we're gonna play a game with the audience.
But before we do, who do you think the top
three are? And who do you think it's gonna win?
I'm gonna start with Banana Top two one, who's gonna
be three? Banana?
Speaker 9 (01:07:27):
Are the top three?
Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Who's coming in third? Who's runner up?
Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
And who's the winner?
Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Can we see the shot of everybody that's see the shot?
Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
Okay? Okay, okay? Who wants to go first?
Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
Jerry?
Speaker 9 (01:07:41):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
All right?
Speaker 5 (01:07:42):
Who's number three?
Speaker 9 (01:07:43):
Okay? Number three?
Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Rose?
Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
Okay? Great? Number two? Hot?
Speaker 9 (01:07:50):
And number one? God? I want to say, Alex, I.
Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Feel like the guys never picked their first impression. They
flame out early.
Speaker 9 (01:07:58):
It's gonna be maybe Zoe.
Speaker 5 (01:08:02):
Okay, you just like Zoe. You give it to Zate?
Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Okay, okay, okay, Kate, three, okay, three?
Speaker 14 (01:08:09):
I I like kind of have face blindness, so I
can't remember who's been okay, But I do think Alex.
Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
I think she's gonna be one of the two. Okay,
and then so we have Rose made the hand on jobs.
We have Carolina is from Puerto Rico and its super hot.
Juliana was in there at the end, right.
Speaker 5 (01:08:27):
Yeah she was, Yes, she's a kay.
Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
I think she is gonna be one of the ones.
Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Face blind Bachelor would be a fun show.
Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
And then you could only see shapes.
Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
No, it was Zoe still in there. Yeah, Joe's T
shirt Canon T shirt, Kane. Okay, I'll go with her, Okay,
all right, all right, doctor Banana three two one.
Speaker 6 (01:08:54):
I'm gonna say, boy, maybe Natalie Natalie.
Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Is who oh yeah, okay, the woman who works with
the kids. Okay, two sither for okay? Number two maybe
Letia Lytia okay, Mormon, Mormon?
Speaker 6 (01:09:15):
And then number one maybe Juliana.
Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
Okay, Italian bosson Okay, dude, who's three?
Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
Three is? I wish I could remember. It's so funny.
Speaker 12 (01:09:25):
I don't even remember who I picked a couple of
weeks ago, A Rose. I think Rose was up there
for me. So I'll do roses number three and then
number two. I really think Carolina is coming on. You know,
they give her a lot of attention. Yeah, okay, she
has billboards in Puerto Rico saying, watch me on you know,
so she's she's on something and watch me weep, and
(01:09:49):
then I'm still gonna I'm gonna still stay with Bailey
even though that her being.
Speaker 8 (01:09:57):
Put a wig on that ship come on about pointed
that she was so.
Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Talking about Okay, okay, Jay three, okay.
Speaker 8 (01:10:09):
Three, I think is gonna be Alex because I agree
like sometimes they like to put someone out in the
lead first they'll.
Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Know the win or not with the guys with the
women are loyal, the women the first one wins with
the guys that are like I've been I've.
Speaker 8 (01:10:21):
Seen you were the front runner for five minutes somebodys
Okay Alex. In my heart of hearts, I want it
to be Chloe. So I'm just gonna say Chloe, I
don't so cute. I think it is because I love
her and I think number one is Zoe.
Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
I really do.
Speaker 8 (01:10:34):
I just feel like, in a weird way, can I
just say this. I know this is not true and
I'm gonna get heat for this. There was sexual tension
between Grant and his sister.
Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
So.
Speaker 8 (01:10:48):
A little bit he loves her. You wouldn't be laughing
if it wasn't true. Zoey has some of his sisters fives,
and that's an except about choice for Grant. All right, Randon, Okay,
my top three, Kelsey, Jenne and Rodrika just kidding.
Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
They all got that.
Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
He's gonna find Okay, I I mean Rose, so.
Speaker 8 (01:11:20):
I really do I want. I'm gonna put Chloe third again.
Speaker 11 (01:11:23):
I do.
Speaker 8 (01:11:24):
Her energy is great and I think she can handle
the spotlight on this better than other people. I think
Alex is number two, and oh my god, this is.
Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
You can say it's so hard, just say, Bailey.
Speaker 8 (01:11:37):
Fine, I'm gonna say, uh, the number one, and I'm
gonna stick to it.
Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
Parsa. Wow, dude, wow, all things power point to her.
Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
Okay, all right, all right, I'm gonna go number three.
Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
I'm gonna go Alex.
Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
Unfortunately I think you can't and when you get the
first rows with the guys, I hate to say it
peak too early.
Speaker 5 (01:12:04):
Number two.
Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
I'm gonna say, uh, Natalie number one. I'm gonna go Juliana,
who I picked. I'm gonna say number one, Juliana. I
don't know that that's correct. It's probably not.
Speaker 9 (01:12:18):
Nobody picks the boxing trainer, huh.
Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
Ali Joe Allie Joe.
Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Okay, well here we go to round out the show.
You know, we always play our games. Who wants to play?
To win a prize of nothing? Do we have? We
have a prize?
Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
Yeah we have.
Speaker 5 (01:12:41):
We have a can of a drink that has some
pot in it?
Speaker 12 (01:12:44):
Yes, so only if you want to win that. Yes,
I opened the drink put some pot in it.
Speaker 11 (01:12:51):
All right, so we get it's just an open diet cook.
Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
Well, we call it weed water.
Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
We need two people who wants to play. Who wants
to play? Don't be shy? I know you want to play.
I see you. Guys want to play? You and the
white You want to play? Don't you you want to
play playing? Yes?
Speaker 5 (01:13:17):
Yeah, you wanna play? Do you want to play? Do
you listen to the podcast?
Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
They can't play?
Speaker 5 (01:13:25):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
What's your name? What's your name? Yes, Stephanie? All right,
all right, we need one of the back, one of
the coquettes to the back. Who's who wants to play? Okay? Yes,
that cocute of the back?
Speaker 5 (01:13:40):
I see you, Stephanie.
Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
Hi, I'm Harden. It's that nest to you. Okay. Where
are you from, Stephanie? I'm from here? Okay, great, okay, right,
we have.
Speaker 6 (01:13:49):
Our I think it's back.
Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
Oh we have you brought the microphone out? Okay, right,
it's right here, we get great look at this? Okay, great,
look at this?
Speaker 5 (01:13:58):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
And what's your hi, Emily? And do you listen to
the pod?
Speaker 12 (01:14:04):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
Great? Okay. So you get to pick who you want
to play with, and we're going to be playing a
game of uh it's like password. It's like password where
we have we've played this before Anna, So don't pick
Anna because she wrote all the clues. But there there's
so it will say saying it's like, oh, Jesse Palmer,
(01:14:28):
you'd be like, he's the host. He is exactly so,
and you look like that exactly and so. And if
you will have somebody keep score. If you missed one,
you get a deduction, but you have to put it
back in. So but you get you have a stressful
sixty second to get as many as you.
Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
Can finance the house. That's more. It's easier than.
Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
What you just great, all right, who do you want
to play with? I would say carry your dog because
we do the pot us. Jerry, Okay, Jerry, you're gonna.
Speaker 8 (01:15:01):
Lie Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
Will you keep score for them to see how many points?
Speaker 9 (01:15:10):
Okay, Ne, do I need microphone? Are we doing that?
Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
You want to give?
Speaker 5 (01:15:14):
Do you want to?
Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
So well? You accept this role? It's a very personal question.
Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
I'm oh, good.
Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
Yes, Jerry's used to that's right. You love that.
Speaker 12 (01:15:30):
Now Jerry's the trainee.
Speaker 8 (01:15:36):
Jerry's always been at power bottom and he's trying to
figure this out.
Speaker 9 (01:15:42):
Thanks for that, Emily, I really appreciate it. You're great.
Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
It's good. Nekay are you ready?
Speaker 6 (01:15:55):
I'm ready?
Speaker 9 (01:15:55):
Okay, So I'm guessing?
Speaker 12 (01:15:57):
Yes, yeah, okay, okay, yes, so only gets one guess
each one?
Speaker 4 (01:16:06):
How they can grab?
Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
Let go until we go?
Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
Keep going until sixty seconds?
Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
Yeah, you can look before we start?
Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
Fine starts.
Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
This podcast?
Speaker 4 (01:16:17):
Will you accept the show? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:16:20):
Oh she's on the Traders and she was the double Bachelor.
Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
I don't know she's a lesbian.
Speaker 9 (01:16:25):
Now that doesn't help.
Speaker 11 (01:16:29):
Okay, Oh, Gabby.
Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
Okay, the the head guy this season, Grant, There we go.
Speaker 4 (01:16:38):
Good's horrible.
Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
It's the it's the initial time that you meet someone,
first date. There you go, oh, this is where you
meet someone and it's just the two of you together,
one on one.
Speaker 4 (01:16:55):
There were wow? Okay, thank you arden.
Speaker 8 (01:16:57):
Okay, great, I am getting railed where you.
Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
Put yourself off something and you're attached to a bungee
jumping Okay, okay, great.
Speaker 4 (01:17:10):
Emily's good, Emily's good.
Speaker 9 (01:17:12):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
Oh, it's it's the week. I said, it's it's the
a k A Sex Week, Sex Week, towns sex week.
Speaker 11 (01:17:28):
Damn it, I should call it fun towns.
Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
Yeah, that's the first one.
Speaker 9 (01:17:34):
All right, h Emily, you're gonna love that.
Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
We drink, Yes, beautiful, we drink. You want to give
her receive receipt. I'm a giver, Okay, I'm a power
top obviously, okay. Okay, okay, okay, I'm gonna okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
(01:18:06):
Really I have a lot of intentionality, go okay, Okay.
This is when you're inside Alida and you're it's outside
and you would sleep on okay, but you're lying on
it's a piece of furniture. Okay, similar, but it's yes, okay, okay, okay, great.
(01:18:27):
This is also okay, so you're the bad guy, and
you are if you're a bad guy, you're you're a villain, yes,
And then the way that it's put together, you're gonna
get the villain. Edit.
Speaker 5 (01:18:42):
That's tough. Okay, Okay, okay, Okay, here we go, Okay,
here we go. Okay. This was this was the first
black bachelor.
Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
He's hot.
Speaker 5 (01:18:50):
He just broke up with his ladies.
Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
Okay, okay. He's got two first names, first names. Their
first name is James James. Okay, and that's his first name.
Is like Charlie XCX's song It's a Black Girl Summer.
It's a rhymes rhymes with Matt James. Okay, Rachel, that's
(01:19:17):
so hard. Okay, he's the he's a tender married wells adam. Okay,
there's what we're gonna do because I want you to win. Now,
we're gonna have you.
Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
Kims about that.
Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
She just crushed it. She killed Welcome to reality. Talk
about a feeling at it.
Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
Em. I want you know you earned this, Stephanie. It
doesn't mean that you didn't do a great job. You
earn this. And doctor Bernanda, those clothes were hard, I know. Okay,
before you go, who do you think?
Speaker 6 (01:19:59):
Three?
Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
Two one?
Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
So I I think Juliana is in the top three.
I think she's three. Okay, Oh yeah, we love an
East Coast rapus Okay, Alex, I know that she was
first impression Rose. They usually get cut early. I'm gonna
give her. I'm gonna give her some energy to Okay,
(01:20:24):
and Zoe I think it is one?
Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
Yeah, okay, all right, nobody? Who do you think?
Speaker 9 (01:20:30):
Three?
Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
Two? One? I'm gonna go numbers three is Rose?
Speaker 5 (01:20:33):
Okay? Why because of the hand job.
Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
Yeah, because of the hand job and the great voice.
Speaker 5 (01:20:37):
Okay, great number two.
Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
I'm gonna go. Dina liked her Mermaid dress. Do you
guys think Dina's in the running? Okay, she's hot, Dina.
Speaker 5 (01:20:47):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
And then I'm gonna go Juliana number one.
Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
Joey, Oh, Juliana, that's who I have up top? Okay,
rather a play?
Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
Can I just say thank you all for coming out here? Doug,
what would you like to promote.
Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
Let's see here music Capital?
Speaker 6 (01:21:12):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
All right? Dog?
Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
That sad Radio Nashville.
Speaker 12 (01:21:17):
Wait our show Douglas Movies today at four o'clock four
twenty exact right here in this very space.
Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Another show right here, Yeah, at seven.
Speaker 12 (01:21:26):
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but Douglas Movies dot COM's we're all My road dates
and Douglas Movies tapings and all that stuff is located.
Speaker 9 (01:21:35):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
Wait, Star Jason Score, would you guys like to be
our rookies? Would you come play with us again?
Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
Sure? We'll do love to. This was so much fun.
Speaker 8 (01:21:42):
Thank all of you guys as Supersclars dot Com for
us at Scar Brothers.
Speaker 4 (01:21:46):
Everything we would love to have.
Speaker 5 (01:21:47):
Will you really be our rookie?
Speaker 4 (01:21:48):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (01:21:49):
Yeah, because these are two former rookies.
Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
I know, I love it.
Speaker 9 (01:21:52):
Look at us now, look at you now? Okay, we're hawking,
we drinks.
Speaker 5 (01:21:56):
Hey, Jerry, what would you like to promote?
Speaker 9 (01:21:59):
Nothing at all. I'm just happy to be here and
it's nice to see you all.
Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
Kate, when I come to New York, will you be
on our rotation again?
Speaker 4 (01:22:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
Yeah, Oh for sure I will. And I'll also be
here at four twenty. Oh yeah, because we had you
on a season. There was a year that you watched
and we got to have you on really watched, and
do you know that I think you're such a special person.
Oh thanks. I wish you could have met my frog.
I really, honestly, Kate, I think you're so lovable that
(01:22:29):
I really do think you would have gotten the first
impression rods like, who wouldn't give it to you? I
really I just create Kate and I have one our
dinner once a months with Lauren Lopkez and we and
we do in all club. We have a little club.
Speaker 5 (01:22:42):
May I tell them what you did?
Speaker 6 (01:22:43):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
She made us like a punch card. It's a friendship
dining club. And when we get to ten we get
to go to the super fancy one. But we went
there on my birthday. It was really nice. It was
really nice.
Speaker 9 (01:22:57):
You guys should go to Dantana's.
Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
And we're Hue because I just want to watch him
eat steak.
Speaker 5 (01:23:07):
Okay, doctor Branana.
Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
We're going to start on Southern Charm again on Patreon,
Yes we are. And Katie Levine would want is to
say that there's a lot of animals that need fostering
right now. So if you can foster an animal, and uh,
Lisa's working at the Pasadena Humane Society, so there's a
lot of pets that need help there, and so if
you can foster an animal or give to an animal shelter,
(01:23:31):
that would be awesome. And I'm going to be on
the upcoming season of Righteous Gemstone. I did four episodes.
I'm playing Stiffler's wife. I'm Sean William Scott's wife. I
played Janna millsap and it was the best job ever.
(01:23:51):
And it starts March ninth on HBO. It's good and
cause your fingers for me. There's something really big that
I'm waiting to hear about tomorrow. Then I did that
might get picked up, which would be so exciting.
Speaker 5 (01:24:09):
And if it didn't, that's okay too.
Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
But if it did, oh my god.
Speaker 5 (01:24:15):
I'll let you know if it did, and I will
not let you know if it didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
Until next time. Thank you, Sketch Mest, Thank you Gateway Theater.
Thank you Dana and Cole and everybody. Doctor Banana, we
love it. My name is darting to right, think to name.
Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
Oh yeah, I'm going to get all tonight.
Speaker 6 (01:24:39):
I feels so good.
Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
I just got one little bush fringer out. When you
rep this rule? Will you reaccept this rule? Listen to
your word? Who there? Accept it? Rose into your world?
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