"BACHELOR GRANT'S DRAFT PICKS!" w/ Paget Brewster, Jacquis Neal and Doug Benson

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio.
Oh my God, We're back. I didn't check to see
that the cameras are on the right way. Are they
in the right place?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Vision?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Because I'm a professional high red right well, I took
him down for my party, so that one's not odd.
Justin that's good by middle one's broken. You guys, is
twenty twenty five. It's the best year ever.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
It's already been the longest year of our lives.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Dude, somebody sent me. I just said, somebody sent me
like a meme today that was like, I'm playing a
little game called January. It's why I try to make
it through every day of januaryde what the fuck? Hello,
and welcome to the inaugural episode of the grand season
of Will You Accept This Rose? My name is Arta Marine.

(00:48):
So grateful to be coming to you from my bougie garage,
which I appreciate is safe and sound, and I am
so grateful to be in person with my friends and
zoom with one of my friends. Truly, this is the
first feeling of normalcy that I'll just speak for myself.
This is the first feeling of normalcy I've had this year.

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So this feels very nice and very fun. And we
have assembled a murderer's row of guests. I mean, this
is truly like fan favorites. I feel like we've assembled
to do our draft picks. To my righte this icon.
Do you want to know what? This is our tenth
year of doing this. Isn't that crazy? This is year ten?

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This is we started in twenty sixteen. So this we're
working so sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty one, twenty two,
twenty three, twenty four, so we're we're going into the
tenth years. We're going I guess, I guess in a year,
I'll me, But this is like we'll be working towards.
We're working towards, we're closing into the Bible. Isn't that crazy?

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Breaking it down first at the UH at meltdown at Meltdown,
and then for a little islet iHeart, and then now
and now on the bougie garage. My friend who I
love the most symmetrical face, our Secretary of State. You
know her from Criminal Minds, you know her from another period,
you know her from everything, but you know her as

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like the light of our lives. Ladies, and gentlemen, Patja.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Brewster, Yes, yes, I need this.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I need this.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
We all do, we all need that.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Where did you spend the last few weeks that a
town in town No, just hunkered down, hunkered down.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Husband and I live near Griffith Park. Yep, and we've
been concerned yep that the park would catch on fire, sir, yep.
But the l a f D were unbelievable. Yes, fast
and out it was out. Yes, heard sirens. I looked
at the front y Yeah, James, and then three l
a f D choppers.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
That was it was good because they could do it
after those insane wins, unprecedented hurricane horrible nightmare wins for
the first batch nightmare. I'm so glad that that come on.
So great.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Yeah, he so far.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Also the man who should get a hair contract. He's gorgeous,
His adorable girlfriend. They just came from the train station.
His adorable girlfriend is inside with Mitten to miaw who
I think are both competing for the final rows with.
They're both obsessed with her there. I just walked in
to just drop something off, and they were like surrounding

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her like in Cinderella, like all the birds like putting
her dress together. Doug has also styled her in the
cutest coat I've ever seen. You know him from Doug
Loves Movies. You know him from Wide World of Doug.
You know him as the captain of this podcast. He's
going to be with us at San Francisco's Sketch Fest
It's true on February second at one pm, which is

(03:51):
a Sunday at the Gateway Theater. And then I'm going
to be doing his show that night. What time is
your show, Doug?

Speaker 5 (03:56):
My show's that afternoon at four twenty goes.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
I like to do Ladies and Gentleman Doug. Yes, yes,
so you guys were just down in Anaheim.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Yeah, we went to Sweetheart Sweetheart's Night?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah, what is that? What's Sweetheart's Night? That's cute?

Speaker 5 (04:16):
Basically like you pay more to go into Disneyland just
at night and just with other sweethearts like children.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
There's a lot less kids like that's really it is.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Empty, especially the kids rides, Like if you that's every time,
because it's always a forty five minute wait. Yeah, during
these special nights, it's ends up being like five minutes
before you get.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
What I need to do?

Speaker 6 (04:43):
That?

Speaker 1 (04:43):
What is Peter Pan I don't know what, Peter pan
it's the best.

Speaker 7 (04:46):
It's like the best kids, right, I don't know it.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
Dark Ride Fantasyland where you ride around a little pirate
ship and you fly over there's like London. You see
all the lights of London. Oh wow, very cute, very
and takes too long to get on you. Yes, for
some reason, kids just eat it up more than more
so than any of the other mister Toad. We just

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walked right We just sd the whole night walking right on.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
That's amazing, rights fun to have.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Like they have like a lot of extra photo opportunities.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
That's fine.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
People wait in line for it and we just take
a picture of the opportunity.

Speaker 7 (05:26):
So how often do they do it?

Speaker 8 (05:29):
Well?

Speaker 5 (05:29):
Like Sweethearts Night is like eight nights over the next
couple weeks leading up to Okay, Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
That's such a cute name.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
But they're doing a nineties night, uh true nights in March,
and they're having a hard time selling those because I I,
for one, I'm gonna go, but I also have known
nostalgia for the nineties. Yeah, there's nothing that springs to
mind like oh nineties, And they're gonna all the Disney

(06:01):
programming from the nine.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
I say, yeah, like the movie you're obsessed with.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
This actually sounds awesome, that sounds really cute someone who
has a Disney pass. I usually well, I usually don't
go to the specially mid nights, because I have a
pass for money and you have to pay extra. So
why would I pay extra?

Speaker 1 (06:22):
I think you said I have a Disney pass. I
was like, were you on a Disney show?

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Oh? Man, No, you know from.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
A comedian class. You know him from Grand Crew, but
mostly you know him as a horny pull inspector.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
We love him, ladies.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Gentleman Jackie Sneil, Hello, Hello, Oh so you have a pass.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
I've had a pass for like twelve years now. I'm
a Disney guy. I'm a Disney park I love it.

Speaker 7 (06:49):
When I first moved here, I got a pass and
it was three hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
I know, ye, it is amazing. It's so expensive now.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
KT money KT Money. Levine and coming to us from
New York, our queen who has is such a badass
at iHeart that they like promoted her and moved her
New York and she's running a bunch of shows in
New York Ladies and gentlemen, Doctor Hannah Montana, Arianna Rosanna, Rosanna,
Dana Midsen, Josey Levine, Welcome to the program, Doctor Bennee.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Hey, Hi Cameron, because I'm just staring at myself.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Oh my realm.

Speaker 7 (07:26):
I thought it was no I got, I got, okay,
turned it off.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Wait, everybody clapp Hi doctor Baby.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Honestly for the last five minutes, just listening to.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
A podcast, Doctor Banana, are you a Disney gal?

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Not?

Speaker 2 (07:45):
I mean I'll go to Disneyland. I wouldn't say I'm
at Disney Goal.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Okay, I mean Lauren Lapkiz proposed to my castle at Disneyland.
That's so cute.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
So glad it worked out for them. I know, right,
I proposed to my fiance at disney World and it
did not work out. Maybe I should Atlanta.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
To Big World was too overwhelm. You know what, she
didn't deserve you. If you if you got a proposal there,
still didn't deserve you. My my ex was great and
he didn't deserve me. So there we go.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
You gotta know our work, our wor.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
You know what, I will say, final thing about it.
So over the holidays, I went to London and I
went they do like this sort of big amusement park
that they set up for all of December, and Hyde
Park and Jessica Kelly, who runs the Allegiate Theater, we
went together and we took ourselves to this like and
it's so fun because it's really kind of dated. It's

(08:42):
all these like sixties like from this sixth like like
English carnies that have rides that are all like kind
of dangerous, and like there's like a fake like if
there's a fake like the Around the World was the World,
the No No No, the Disney one which was small
there's like a fake small World that's like so terrifying.

(09:04):
That's like clearly somebody's like you love Small World. Here's
like it's like the craziest homemade version of it was.
I have to say it was really highly recommend if
you're in and you have to buy tickets online in
advance because it sells out and it's really fun at
night when it's all lit up. But it all they
all look like they were built in like nineteen sixty five,

(09:25):
and they all looked like they were like put together
like by a cast member of train spotting. Like it
felt like everybody felt like shit faced. It didn't feel
particularly safe, and we just went on every single one.
It was crazy. Highly recommend I like knockoff versions, like
where they've clearly ripped it off and not quite done
it right, and that was fun.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Love it.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Well, here we are. We're during Grant season.

Speaker 6 (09:49):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
First of all, there's some Bachelor news. Matt James. Oh yeah,
they broke up. He and his gal Rachel, you know,
who started off rock and then they became very cute
and they would I liked watching them eat things together
too hot people that's eating giant food on Instagram around
the world. And they just broke up. I thought they

(10:10):
were gonna get married.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
Why was his message to the world about the whole
thing so uh Jesus coded? Like, why was it so religious?

Speaker 4 (10:22):
I don't announced she found out?

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Oh wait what wait a minute?

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Three hours after they broke up in person, he went
and made a post.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Without agreeing he didn't to be.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
So she did.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
She didn't know she I thought.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
I thought he just didn't say.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Out wild found out before she could say anything anything,
And he came out so hard on the religious thing.
I don't know, makes it feel like she's some sort
of bad person or I don't know what's he going for?
What's his deal?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
I don't know, I don't I well, and I guess
the fans were confused because like the before, they were like,
we're in London together and here we are like fish
and chips, and then like so, I don't.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Know, Fici and chips will break anybody, outs will break anybody.
How you people in London stay together?

Speaker 1 (11:10):
And then and then Katie eating all that bad food.
Katie Thurston, who's done the podcast. He was a bachelorette,
she got engaged.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
So here we go to a comedian to a comedian, Yeah,
do you know him?

Speaker 3 (11:23):
A lot of bachelors are like a lot of bachelor
people want to be want to be comedians or are
dating comedians.

Speaker 6 (11:29):
You know.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
It's funny though, I feel like because of reels and TikTok,
a lot of people are like, I'm gonna be commedian, Katie.
But like in general, a lot of people are like,
there's a lot of a lot of interest in being
a comedian right now, which is have you found that duck?

Speaker 5 (11:44):
I guess, so, I mean, it's it just seems like
there's a lot more of of us in general like
that a lot more people are saying they're a comedian.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
That's what I mean. Yeah, I'm a comedian. It's weird.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
Yeah, it's you know, because it's it's really easy to
call yourself a comic. You don't have to graduate from anywhere.
You just you just say, do a set somewhere.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
You want to know what I will any time I
go on a date with somebody, and it happens a
lot like we're the guy. No matter what their career.
Every man who's ever made somebody laught, they're like thinks
they should be a comedian. And it doesn't matter what
their profession is or how far they are, Like they
can be really pretty advanced in their career and be

(12:24):
like I want to be It's like, well then do
then do it? Like then do it?

Speaker 5 (12:28):
But then they don't.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Then they don't. That's the difference, doctor Banana. Have you
found that has any guy that you've gone out with
told you that he wants to be a comedian?

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (12:38):
No, I tend to avoid comedians.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
I try. I think of avoiding comedians, but I think
I like, I think they maybe know who I am
and like have slid in and are like oh I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
I think they do it. I think they're like networking
of like you've done, you know what I mean. I
think they do it in advance. I think they know
what they're doing. Well, here we go, Here we go.
Grant Ellis. Grant Ellis is our bachelor. I thought he
was adorable last season we now Jakey's I remember, we

(13:11):
thought he was gonna be like a total player, right,
I think so. Yeah, and then he ended up being
a real sweetheart.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah. I ended up liking him a little bit more.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
And yeah, I don't know how old he is. It
doesn't say his age on heat, but which is weird.
He's an adventurous day trader. Wasn't he a basketball player?

Speaker 5 (13:32):
He was?

Speaker 3 (13:32):
Yeah, you know. Not not Here, Okay.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
He's a self proclaimed mama's boy. His infectious smile and
unwavering positively brightens every room he enters. Former pro basketball
player not Here is passionate about his career as a
day trainer, But when he's not immersed in the fast
paced world of finance, you can find him cheering on
the Lakers, hitting strikes at the bowling alley, or belting

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out tunes a karaoke night. He hopes to find a
partner who shares his values of loyalty, humor, and a
deep appreciation for life's pleasures.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
I wonder how much of these bios do they change
from when they were contestants.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
That's such a good like, I wonder, I wonder, like
how I want to say, overall looking at these this
group of gals, they're adorable, like this is like a
really I feel like a lot of ladies applied and
we're so, Katie, do you know how old Grant is?
Are you? It was like thirty ors okay, so they

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see how to.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Be I think he's thirty one because she looked it up.
Thirty one.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
They're all late.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
Thirty two, all.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Right, So that feels like appropriate. I mean they're they're young,
but so is he. But they're like, they're not twenty two.
They're like, there's thirty.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
Thirty one, all right, So fifty seven.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Sixty two, Paget, why don't you start us out with
Alex okay?

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Alex now, although it does kind of look like it
might be Alexi okay without Alexi, twenty seven year old
pediatric speech therapist, New Brunswick, a Canadian.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
We love a Canadian.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
She's a small town girl looking for big time love. Yeah,
farms arounded by goats, bunnies and chicken.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
That's cute.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
She is fluent in French, bubbly and knows how to
get the party started.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
I like that. She's acute.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
She's very cute. Alex Alex. Should we just say Alex Alex?
Whatever you want French? She from French Friends.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Oh yeah, whatever you want.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Is addicted to cooking competition shows. Okay girl, Yes, I
love them. Alex loves ketchup chips only Canadians do. She
doesn't do carry you. They're gonna do a karaoke date.
They're gonna make her do karaoke.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
This could go one of two ways. Either he doesn't
like it because he loves karaoke so much, or it's
endearing to him.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
God right, right, make you get into it. He's gonna
to do it.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
You think you've had You think you don't like Okra?
I can no, no, no, this is what chefs say. Oh yeah,
they think Tom Calekio thinks he doesn't like Okra. I'm
gonna make him an Okra. Addition, he's gonna love Okra
because that's what he's gonna say about carry over.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
I mean, that's it's about the Bachelor with people. I'm like,
you think you don't like it, and I'm.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Like, show you that's actually worked with me on OKRA
and somebody was like, let me show you. I was like, damn,
he was right.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
So we're gonna be doing the top three in order
who the next bachelorette is, and we're also going to
be looking for the villain and the fire starter. So
the villain is like winner, winner, top three in order
the next bachelorette, and I think who the overall villain is.

(16:52):
And then sometimes the fire starter is just like the
person who isn't the actual center of the problem, but
like gets them inserts themselves into the Like last year
that guy that uh Thomas that like got like he
was like no, but you look good and yellow the
guy that fights other people's fights, like the fire starter
who gets involved in the fights.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Oh you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, yeah, like just somebody that just like they're not
the actual villain, but they insert themselves into the problem. Okay,
so what do we think about I don't think she's
gonna win, and I feel like if if they have
Paradise again. She could go to Paradise, but I don't
think she's gonna place as any of my pigs. What

(17:36):
do you guys think for Alexi?

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Yeah, no, she's a no for me.

Speaker 5 (17:41):
I think this karaoke thing is gonna be a deal
breaker too. He's like never, and he's like, I love it. Like,
where do you you know.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
It is so small at work? Yeah, but it's like
one of those things where it's like.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
They put it in, they put it in for they
put it in.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Maybe, Okay, Doug, here comes a woman who looks like
a grown She looks like she could be a contestant
on Real Housewives, like a grown I'm just fascinated by
the top that is like a bedazzled like the cut,
like the diamonds, the diamonds across the chest. Is a
fascinating top of Ali Joe right here. If you guys

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can see.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
That, Oh is that sewn into the shirt?

Speaker 1 (18:23):
That's sewn into the shirt?

Speaker 4 (18:25):
She's very Housewives of Orange County.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
Yeah, she's how much cleavage?

Speaker 4 (18:29):
She's from New Jersey?

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Okay? And should we look at their Instagram pages?

Speaker 5 (18:34):
Cable?

Speaker 4 (18:34):
Oh my goodness, wait, who's reading Ali Joe?

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Okay you are Okay, let's hear Ali Joe.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
Alie Joe's a boxing trainer from man with a plan
in New Jersey.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
We look at this there, she is, she does, she'll
be on, she'll be on, She'll be on paradise for sure.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Yeah, outgoing, bubbly and ready to find a love that's
worth fighting for.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Right.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
Yeah, they're really leaning into her being a boxing trainer.
Her and when she's not passionate about her fitness, she's
also uh thinking that she needs to find true love.
That's her priority.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
Okay, Yeah, she's excited to meet our bachelor because she's
just as ready to find true love as he is.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
And that's this is another one of those seasons. Well,
they all know what they're they all know it's him, right,
nobody's gonna be like surprised. I wish it was so
and so. But you hear the fun facts. You never
see Ali Joe leave the house without lipstick on, okay,
which is interesting for a boxer. Yeah, over there with
their boxing gloves on, trying to apply lipsticks. Elie Joe

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is very organized, but terrible folding girl.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Wow, I am too, I hate I don't either I hate.
I actually was aware of that today. I was like, arden,
take a second, don't just put it away like a ball,
like fold the fucking thing.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
And she dreams of shopping and do Okay, So this
is what I always say to these people. Up your dreams.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Yeah, you know, if you're.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
Just an influencer, you could probably go to Dubai and
buy some stuff.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Yes, so like there ain't nothing into bad you can't find.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
Just go to like, you know, what does she want
to freaking sandstorm?

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Literally what does she thinks she's gonna get in Dubai?
That's just in Dubai.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
I don't know, just that influence.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
I'm stopping somewhere with too tall of a building.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Is she going to be a fire starter or a villain?

Speaker 5 (20:31):
I don't see. I don't see any of this from
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yeah, sorry Ali, Joe, Katie, what do you think of
Ali Joel? Okay? All right, Jackies, my gut feeling looking
at Alicia she's going to be a villain.

Speaker 5 (20:48):
She does. There's something going on in her eyes. It's
just sort of like this feels like she gonna start
some ship she.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Has, like so look at that.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
She's from Tampa.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
This look at just that, look at that that feels
very whoa shit, she's a villain.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
She also hasn't posted since twenty twenty sometimes, so either
she deleted a bunch of shit.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Because she is Miss California's paget.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Well, let me tell you more about her. Alicia twenty
nine years old. Oh yeah, spread spreading the legs, all.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Right, putting the legs on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
There we go. She's an interior designer from the state
of Florida.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
She's a beautiful post.

Speaker 7 (21:42):
That was a pinned post from twenty Twenty's that post?

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Okay, oh okay?

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Now the one we just saw was also from twenty twenty.
It looked like, oh okay, all right, I can't. She's
a beautiful catch with the huge heart. She is a
former Paget queen and currently the longest reigning Misco California.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
I mean, she's done like more years in a row
than any Maybe California. Rhode Island is easy to book.
To be Miss California is hard.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
That's hard to bet, especially from Florida. Yeah, she came
all the way to the other coast.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
Person each year, like, how could she have a long
rain that.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
I don't know that maybe she maybe she wanted the
COVID year and then they took a year off. So
she's technically the longest reigning will always be.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
Here, always dodge of honor. Well, thanks to COVID, I
got to be I got to be the.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Longest long California. She ain't afraid to take risks. She
is a horse girl and she is looking for her
prince Charming. From facts, Yeah, she drove a Barbie pink
vespa in college. She is a typical social scorpio, very
mysterious whatever. Alicia is a Pumpkin Spice Season queen basic.

(22:59):
So she's a basis basic white girl.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
She's a basic white girl who happens to be Miss California.
I'm gonna say, villain.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
Pumpkin Spice Season who says that out loud?

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Literally, that's so. I would be so angry if this.
If I was a contestant and they're like, arden is
it like a like a pumpkin spicy, I'd be like,
that's so I mentioned that that's my If you ask
me what my favorite like, like, I would be so mad.
But I'm gonna guess it's accurate.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
Somebody one of these biles is going to say somebody's
in there something stupid era you know that's bios has
that kind of She's is fun though I love she's adorable.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
I think she's gonna get I think the other ladies
are going to be threatened by her. I think she's
gonna be trouble because she's gonna be good at the pageants.
There's something about this photo and how she let them
style her for this the cast list photo.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
She might be trouble. But also you know, she's hot
speaking not just hot, but speaking on behalf of the brothers.
She might be she.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Speak really just be honest, like.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
You know what I'm saying. If you're going out and
it's time to have a good night, sure, But like
if I'm with my homies and like all this stuff,
I'm like, I don't want to date that girl. No,
we have nothing in common. Like it's a little too
white for me, not fun, and like you know, I
don't know obviously, I don't know Granted and his coming ups,
but like if he is on any type of wavelength

(24:42):
and most black men are on, I can't see him
going for her. I think she's gone middle of the season.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
I think she's gone.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Middle I'm saying villain, but not top three.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Yeah. No, she's definitely not making it to the end,
which of course means she's probably gonna win.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
No, all right, Katie, God give us some Bailey.

Speaker 7 (25:04):
So this is Bailey. She's twenty seven from Atlanta, Georgia.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
She's cute.

Speaker 7 (25:08):
She's a social media manager. She's loyal, witty, confident, always
on the go. She's a jet setter, lives a fast
paced life and loves being a social butterfly. When she's
not working in social media, she loves to shop, dance,
and play with.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Her dog her toy poodle app.

Speaker 7 (25:21):
She's looking for a man who is funny, thoughtful, very
family oriented. Her comfort items include bread and a heating pad.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
I can relate.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
Damn does does the ice case?

Speaker 1 (25:36):
I love bread.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
To survive.

Speaker 7 (25:41):
Oh, I relate to that.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
I love Brad totally.

Speaker 7 (25:46):
For the purpose of leveling up her status with an airline,
she dreams of seeing a polar bear in real life.
Her Instagram is cute. She looks really fun. One thing
I like is that she has a uh like you
know the She's raising money on her Instagram for the
l a ft fired foundation. She friends with Cocoa Golf
because Coco GoF follows her. Cocoa Golf likes all of

(26:08):
her photos and comments on all of her photos, and
I find that interesting.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Let me see, I don't know who Cocoa GoF is.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Very very tennis okay, very good tennis play tennis major.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
I think she's very pretty.

Speaker 7 (26:21):
She's going to make it fall.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
I think she looks to me, she looks like she's
gonna make it far's I don't love somebody that's looking
for the boyfriend to take pictures of them for Instagram.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
And I know that. I just like social media every
single girl that I'm on the show. When you put
it in your bio, when you write you do, if
we don't, it doesn't go in the bio. Like if
the whole thing is just to build your.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
App bonus for a guy who could snap cute pics,
well you have to be cute.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
That that's job one.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
He just has to point a camera at She is.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
A social media manager, so it is he. She wants
to be an influencer. How many followers does she have?

Speaker 7 (27:04):
She has twelve point four.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
It concerns me that, like it's not if that's the goal.
And you've said out a loud of you if you're
not pretending that there's some other goal likes.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
Fake, it's parenthetical. So just as.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
She's still like nineties R and B feel.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Looks like Braxton, Tony Braxton is competing for grants.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Horror, I love it.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
That would be amazing and I would be excited if
she won. All right, here we are, We have Beverly.
She's in a thirty year old insurance salesperson from Howard
by Oh wait, I skipped doctor Beebe. I'll do this
and she can do the next time you got a
doctor b your next short salesperson from Howard Beach, New York.
With a beautiful smile and a personality to match. Beverly

(28:02):
is a sweetheart ready to find love. Her parents have
the thirty plus year marriage. This the blueprint. Everybody wants
to have their parents' relationship. It's insane. Beverly is ready
for a man that will truly love her. When she's
not working, she needs to go shopping or watch her
favorite movies like Titanic and The Princess Diaries. Fun facts,

(28:26):
Beverly's closet is color coordinated. Who ever wrote this fay
to every person seems so.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Basic, so strange.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Beverly aspires to visit all seven continents and her I
feel like the person is like, was really depressed, who
was working at ABC and wrote this, Like they're really
phoning it in this season. Her first concert was the
Jonas Brothers.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
At I guess get I'm older.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Yeah, yeah, that was her first concert. I feel like
she's sweet and pretty and I don't think she's gonna win.
I think that's an edge to her.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
I think I don't think she's that sweet.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
First starter, she's selling insurance to people.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Yeah, full time.

Speaker 5 (29:14):
That's your job to spend money on something that may
not ever pay off for them.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah exactly, Well that's yeah, I don't I feel like
truly Usually they're like spicier bios, and this year there's
like an S O S from the FIO writer like
of like things are really fucked at home with me
and Carl, like I'm thinking with my sister and Idaho,
like some boss.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
Said you got to go deeper with these fun facts. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
this is what they came up with.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
All right here it comes, in my opinion, super hot
Carolina so I'm like, want to be super fucking hot, Carolina,
and doctor Banana's gonna take it, and then we're gonna
take a break after Doctor Banana, she's fucking let me
see that.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Did you just pull something up?

Speaker 7 (30:05):
Holy gorgeous?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
She's not. She's sexy, like, good luck beating Carolina, Doctor Banana,
take it away.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
All right. Carolina, twenty eight, public relations producer from Puerto Rico.
She's a bold beauty who is not afraid to speak
her mind in English, Spanish and friends.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
She likes to me the life of the party. Oh,
she's gonna be a fire starter.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Yeah, spicy.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
She wants her relationship to feel like a movie. H
She wants a man who can live up to her
childhood crush Joe Jonas. Oh my god, they love the joke.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
They love the Jonas brothers.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Let's see. She wants to catch the love bug.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Okay, let's see.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
She describes her vibe as a cool grandma.

Speaker 8 (30:54):
Okay, okay, different, so different than what my libe is.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Sort of like shitty grandma. Okay.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Her pet, her pet.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
Peep ever angry about this no photos?

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Menus with no photos? Is her pet Peeve? That's worried
about this girl.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
This third one we could probably make happen.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah, here's her final one.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
She dreams of being roasted by Nikki Glazer. We can
get Nikki to roast her.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
We could get Nikki to roast her. Let's see, Katie,
what do you say she's so?

Speaker 7 (31:32):
She did post something like a clip from the show
on her Instagram. Okay, it's a bit of a spoiler.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
What already interesting.

Speaker 7 (31:42):
Basically you're saying, maybe I'm crazy and evil. So I
think she's definitely gonna be.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Are letting her do that.

Speaker 7 (31:52):
It looks like it's from like a thing that already
went out.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
I don't, Okay, honestly, I might say she's gonna be
top three and a villain.

Speaker 6 (32:02):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
I don't know if she'll be top three. I think
she'll go far. I think because she listens, she's slicy.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
Top three is part.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Of what makes a villain. We've had some villains that
Victoria so hot. If they're look at her, I mean,
if you're that hot, dude, if you're that hot, I mean.

Speaker 7 (32:19):
You literally are like all of her voters, all of
her videos are her just like fucking partying with all
these people.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Okay, Okay, she's either when Grant sends her home, Carolina,
I may not be single, but if you ever want
to come to l A from your beautiful home of
pet you can party here. You can start some fight,
we can have a week of fun, and then you

(32:44):
can go home.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Oh my god, dude, she's so hot, so hot. Well, okay,
she already let us know that she's not going to win,
Doctor Banana. What do you think of Carolina?

Speaker 2 (32:56):
I think she's going to be a fire starter because
it says you'll speak her mind and then also you
have to live up to being like her childhood crush
Jo Jonas.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Do you think he's.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Giving a little uh Unwell, do.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
You think fire starter and villain or one or the other?

Speaker 2 (33:13):
I think fire starter.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Okay, I'm thinking, okay, what what did you do?

Speaker 4 (33:18):
I put her down as fire starters.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
She's a fun fire starter because I don't know that
we've ever had such a hot fire starter, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Like, yeah, but she could be like who is the
hot one that was the Canadian that was then dating
the cast, like that guy that wanted to what's the
gal that was like got eliminated at Niagara Falls. Who
was so hot that the second no, no, no stops, It's

(33:49):
out of my brain.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
No.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
She like, okay, she like what the hell was her name?
She her dad felt like he was a gangster, and like, oh,
Maria Maria. She because Maria was hot too, liked her and.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
She was great television, the anti fire starter. She's just
minding her own business.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
I mean, she was sort of a little bit of ball,
but like she knew it. She was good at she
was like slipping into something more comfortable, like a Victoria's.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
Secret Angel out you made some moves.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
I feel like she might follow the Victoria playbook.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
I think she'll go far. I don't know if she'll
be top three. I think she'll go far. I think
she will be fun. I think she's very hot. Yeah,
like she got she you know, she got the Puerto
Rico spice, and yeah, you see it, Like I could
see her going far and then like the connection being
the reason why she doesn't go like to like hometowns.

(34:43):
Although you know Grant, he may want to go to
Puerto Rico.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
I mean that's I also like I feel like sometimes
occasionally a villain will make it too fantasy suitees just
because they're so hot, and it's like they like they
like they know.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
I shall Yeah, you can't blame him for.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
I mean, I wouldn't blame him. I'd be like mother
nature is what it is. Okay, we're gonna take a
quick break and we'll be right back. Oh my god.
No they did not, No they did not.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Oh they did.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Ever we're back. What were you guys talking about?

Speaker 7 (35:28):
We're just something how none of the women like have
stood out to us yet?

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Well yeah, like Carolina stood out as like, uh oh,
I mean someone he would choose. Yeah. Yeah, we're going through.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
We're going through.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Okay, pageant when you're next to Chloe.

Speaker 7 (35:44):
Sorry.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
This is a twenty seven year old model from New York,
New York, and her name is spelled.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
C L O I E. Well look at h C
h l Okay, look at this picture. Look at this picture?

Speaker 3 (35:59):
A model?

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Can we Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Some models there all.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Yeah, not like are you just want to like I'm
a nurse, but I happen to be hot.

Speaker 7 (36:08):
She hasn't posted since twenty twenty three, but she posts stories.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Okay, so I don't know what that's about.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Okay, this this poor person who put together these bios
really has just given up on life.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Just like Doug. Things got fucked up with Kevin Uh.
Kevin Kevin Uh has really become despondent.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
It's getting sponded.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Yeah, he or she is whoever like their their partner
is really fucked I'm just trying to figure outf the
twins can handle it if we break up.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
It's basically it's okay. It's sort of a they've just
sort of filled out a mad libs version of some
of the other other biography. So here it does Midwest
Beauty move to the Big Apple. This is Chloe. She
landed her first major brand campaign. There's been no turning
back since. When she's not working it from the camera,
she enjoys hosting dinner parties or watching rom com classics

(36:56):
like You've Got Mail and When Harry Met Sally, which
is we've already gone through this with the two movies
that ladies here are choosing. He's looking for someone whose
family oriented dreams of having so many kids they could
form a basketball team. Are they justined to live happily?
Ever after we're excited to find out. It's almost like
the person is repeating statements from other any fun facts

(37:17):
get to the fun part of Urdy Martine.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
Isn't that fun?

Speaker 4 (37:22):
Chloe still sleeps with her baby blank and hashtag no shame?

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Hashtags does she talk like that?

Speaker 8 (37:32):
See?

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Three year old woman wrote hashtag this is not anybody
that's twenty seven writing hashtag no shame.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
She dreams of seeing herself on a billboard in New
York City.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Okay, it sounds awful.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
No, I just I really do think. I think Garden's
onto something. I think the person putting together these so
we need to really clinically depressed.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
I think literally that person is like I got a
job at ABC. I was hoping to become Shonda Rhymes,
but instead I'm reading cast by it's my twenty seventh
season writing.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
You just sit down with each person, name two movies
you've seen.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
What's your favorite drink. They don't even tell us their
tattoos anymore. It used to be like it used to
be like they have seven tattoos, Like they don't even
do that.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
You're not fun.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Fact, it wasn't like it's like give me like and
it's afraid of sharks, like give me something weird, don't
get me like I like Joe Jonas also.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
You gotta be real careful saying you want to have
five plus kids. You gotta know because that'll that'll that
turned me off.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
I was like, never on the first night, seventeen kids,
he might have.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
A number in his head like zero through four. Yeah,
and then this number is.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Like what.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Children? Yeah, that is a that is a hard open
some bold open yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
Open, hoping that he's going to be a me too.
He doesn't. Then what do you say? Or you know what?
I might be barren.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Not seven not on? Okay, doggie beebees. I think Christina
is real cute.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
Yeah, do we have any other evidence of that? It's
a it's an all right picture. I guess I know
how she got it over the shoulder.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
She has.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
She's topless, like yeah, oh okay, let me see that.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
She's just like it's kind of Laura.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
That's not great.

Speaker 7 (39:32):
She's from Fargo.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Looks like this is not Let me see that one
more time. I feel like it's less good moving this shot.

Speaker 7 (39:40):
It's boomerang.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
I think this actual picture is really cute Kirsten Dunce,
but I think the reality of the movement is different.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
Okay, let's hear it well, she's a marketing director at
twenty six, So I want to know marketing director of what. Okay,
you know, how big of a thing is it that
she's doing all the marketing?

Speaker 8 (40:01):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (40:02):
She does not look like she's from Fargo, like you
know what I mean, Like she looks like Florida, Like you.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Know, she looks like I'm getting girl from She's cute.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
It's funny too when the first thing they say is
that she's resilient, like what has she been through? Like
what happened her? That she needs to be described as that.
She's unapologetically herself, always a red flag.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Always Wait a minute, she isn't afraid to drift a
C six Corvette.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
Yeah wow, that's neat. Means she's mean you.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Know, she can make it, you can make it slide.
Do you feel like a group of boys? Maybe? And
like did?

Speaker 5 (40:39):
Like yeah, she she has family that does donuts and
parking lots. Okay, she needs to embrace her fun loving personality.
See that's like such a like warning, Look, I'm gonna
be too much for you. While she's not working, she
loves to spend time outdoors. You know again like some
of these things, it's like he might be a total

(41:02):
indoor guy. We don't know, but she's ready to find
her match and plants to drive straight into the arms.
So she's already into bachelor grant. She loves Macha. Okay, okay,
I swear to God, if they just keep mentioning a
beverage that they like, like that's a personality.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
This is the I am the writer. It honestly is.

Speaker 7 (41:24):
I mean, with these young people and they love their
Stanley yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
And ship I mean, and one of them says like
I love a nice stiff glass of scotch im.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (41:35):
The last one seeing I was like these young people
in their Stanley cups.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
I know, I know, I was really cute.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
I filed that away.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
I just was so cute.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
You've you've crossed the line.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
We've all I learn every time I go work on
a new movie with like twenty two year olds and
you're like I they also they just talked to like
themselves all day. It's just like I've never not I've
never been in a group of people that no one
asks anyone a question. Yeah, okay, okay, keep going.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
She helps to start a clothing line inspired by your grandparents,
so like she's really thinks people like Musty clothing might
make a company and then her favorite holidays Thanksgiving, like
look like just saying to someone name the holiday you
like and then putting it in their bio side.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
I blame I blame the writer unless this is a
real basic group of gals. I think the bio writer
is not.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
Okay, I really agree with you. I really a generating
They'll notice the more we read these, I feel sad.

Speaker 5 (42:42):
You're saying we should find out who this person is
because they might need an interventionidal.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
I mean, honestly, I feel like they're like, we've done
this four thousand times. These are the tolest I feel
like between maybe COVID and the writer strike and know, like,
whoever this person works in television, it's been a challenging
few years. I'm sure whoever this is is like I
had to move back in with my parents, Like you

(43:09):
know what I mean, Like like this is a cry
for help from the bio writer.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
You know what the next person's fun facts are fun.
I'm gonna go on the record as saying that they
really turn it around on.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
This, Okay, I give it to us.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
Dina jack Keyes.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Well, you know you always gotta have the kid from
Chicago read about the Chicago Bachelorettes and bachelor's Yeah, Dina
thirty one, attorney from the Great City of Chicago. I like,
I like attorney from Chicago.

Speaker 7 (43:42):
She's just like cute. Like it's just like it's not
like a ton of thirst traps, like it's her just
being like cute.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
I don't know, I don't know, I don't see.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
I don't know. I think villain. I think villain.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Here, here we go. Dina can accomplish anything she puts
her mind to. And now she said.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
On fine in her I say villain. Villain. She's locked
up loaded.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Now oh okay, now she has a career as an attorney.
She is one of eleven.

Speaker 7 (44:11):
Yeah. So she posted this video and I was like,
are these really all of her sisters?

Speaker 1 (44:16):
And there's like, oh look at that, look at this video?

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Whoa one of eleven?

Speaker 5 (44:23):
Really fast?

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Yeah, she actually I think that. I think that she's
like she's in jail.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
I ate really fast. My dad used to steal. He
wouldn't eat. He was obsessed with his weight and he
thought if he didn't sit down, calories didn't count. Like
if he just was like, oh, I'm not gonna eat,
and he would just like circle the table and his
little fingers are going to pick at your food. He
would pick at your like a bird of pre like
a helicopter. And I was just like, I eat so

(44:50):
defensively fast because a little disgusting fingers. Are you going in? Okay?

Speaker 3 (44:54):
This is okay, all right, let me eleven siblings. Either
means that she won't be a villain because she's so
used to being and like a huge family she can
hang and she's an attorney or no, like if her
entire family is like attorneys and doctors, she might be
an asshole like things.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
It's number two.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
I think it's one of the two things.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
I think it's number two.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Like she she I think she'll get along with people
in the house, but because she's just so used to
be in a big house, I think she'd be like I.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Think she'd be like, I'm a bitch and I know it.
I just stay my mind. I'm sorry, I'm up front.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Yeah, I grew up having to do this.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
Well, the first fund Factorily says a lot about.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Her Ana has never met anyone who is cleaner and
more organized than she is.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
More organized than I.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
I would rather live with a horder. I would literally
rather live with a horder than a neat freak.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Are you wild? Sina wishes she had more time to
read for fun, and when asked what her favorite style
of dance is, she says, Dina dancing. If you know
hashtag I why and why? If you know you know?
If you know you know?

Speaker 5 (46:08):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (46:10):
Yeah, those facts took me out.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
I don't know what to do because she I think
she's like a villain. Just trust your gun.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
She looks like a villain, she looks.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Like I think she's for sure a villain. But if
you're she's.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Probably also an e from Chicago. She's probably from like Woodlawn,
a great schamberger.

Speaker 7 (46:27):
She's thirty one, so she's a good age and she
has a real job.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
Katie.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
What I want to say is you often go You
often pick differently than the crowd, and you're often right.
So just stick with your gut because we get we
get Horde mentality, and you do. You trust your instincts,
and we're usually wrong.

Speaker 7 (46:45):
I think she I think she could be cool. Okay,
I don't, but I think you're right. How first, she'll
make it up to see the rest of the girls,
doctor b do.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
You think what do you think? Do you think villain
or banana.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Or I think she's a villain or but now a villain.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
I think she's a villain just based off the fact
that she thinks that we know what her dancing thing is,
which makes me think she might have like a TikTok
following or something like, what's a dina dancing?

Speaker 4 (47:13):
Great dancing, it's the that's it.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
I think she means, yeah, she's the best at it.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
All right, you are op kt money with Ella, honey.
All right, So.

Speaker 7 (47:27):
This is Ella. She's twenty five from La She's k Instagram.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Her job is confusing.

Speaker 7 (47:35):
So she's a luxury travel host and I have no
idea that feels like a fake job. It does kind
of feel like a fake job. She's passionate and a passionate,
hopeless romantic who's ready for once in a lifetime experience.
Ella comes from a close knit Filipino family, and it's
very excited to share her culture with her future partner.
She's already being a loyal, committed relationship and looking for

(47:56):
someone who's not afraid to settle down.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (48:00):
All of her friends have told her that Grant is
her tight.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (48:03):
When she's not working, she enjoys spending quality time with
loved them, to her good food and watching basketball games
so they bond over that.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (48:11):
She's happy when she's reading romance novels or traveling around
the world. She prefers glamping over camping.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Me too, same.

Speaker 7 (48:19):
Growing up, Ella's favorite look was a shirt with Justin
Bieber's face it.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
It sounds like a great look.

Speaker 7 (48:26):
She loves the only badminton what.

Speaker 5 (48:28):
They really they went from Dina had amazing fun facts
to their back to Ella's makers seem so boring that cute.
Let me, she does look like a sweetie.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
She does.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
She seems sweet, she's cute. She seems like he's cut.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
To get trampled on by all these real estate agents.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
There's something luxury travel host though, I do.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
I am nervous luxury travel like.

Speaker 7 (48:54):
She looks sweet, cute.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
I think that is service industry. I think it's she's cute.
It's it's all right, she's cute. I'm gonna write down cute.
She could be number three.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
I don't think she's gonna win. I'm gonna put number three.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
I don't. I think this is fine to say but
does she remind you of Jin?

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Yeah, yep, yes, I thought.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
I thought that she reminds me of Jin and that
might make her go far.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Or I might work against her. I thought the same thing. Agree,
agree to agree. Yeah, okay, doctor Breney, we're back in
the right order. Why don't you take Janey?

Speaker 2 (49:34):
All right? Janey twenty eight account coordinator whatever that means,
Colorado Springs, Colorado. She's beautiful. I think she might actually
go far. But she's a former overseas basketball pro.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Always sorry, a lot of basketball in Wow. Okay, he's
gonna love it. Sorry, sorry, I cut you off.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
She admires her mom, who taught her the true meaning
of self lif unconditional love. When she's not working, she
likes to meet new people in dance. While basketball is
Janney's first love, she's ready, She's more than She's ready,
more than ever to leave the court behind and find
the true love of her life. Which, hey, look, maybe
they can play her fun backs taking pictures on her

(50:19):
film camera. Okay, Okay, she's interesting, Okay. Her love language
is face time.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
I can't, I can't, I can't. I hate like Anthony
goes away for months at a time.

Speaker 7 (50:38):
People are like, do you guys face time all the time?

Speaker 3 (50:39):
And I go.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Face time honestly face time. I feel perfectly cute on
Planet Earth face time my face and reverse.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
But I'm like, oh, I hate my face and reverse.
Always got a mirror and a mirror of I got
a mirror to.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Mirror image it on FaceTime because I FaceTime. I'm like,
I look like a crip keeper on face time. Like FaceTime.
If I'm dating somebody, it's like it'll never I can't
FaceTime somebody. There's no angle to put the FaceTime at
to make it still look cute.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
It's not happening, and the lightening is always bad.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Face time is fucked.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
Yeah, beautiful tattoos are bad.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Different dimensions, beautiful beautiful people.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Oh yeah, there's a tattoo. Go ahead, doctor b Oh.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Yeah, she has a rose tattoo on her right forearm,
which is sort of like whatever, But.

Speaker 5 (51:30):
Then they who does Then the person who wrote that
had the nerve to say coincidence, Oh, you're destined to
be on the Bachelor if you have a rose tattoos.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
It's a person who's like, I've lost the wall to live. Yeah,
I'm just I'm hanging on by a thread. I don't
even know what else to write. Things are so fucked
with Greg. We've been up in Tahoe for four months.
We've been fighting. I've been posting like it's looking fun,
but it's not. Things are not.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
As a boss, that's just like you have to make
these fun and clever.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Yeah, uh, all right, here we go.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Juliana, Well, I want to say, yeah, I could see
her going far to see her top three?

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Can I see.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Like they're gonna have a date where they play basketball together.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
I want to see her.

Speaker 7 (52:13):
There wasn't much on her instagram, Like I don't think
of her film photos.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Let me see, let me see what I.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Think that may work to her advantage. She feels like
a down to earth girl, like more than like more
than the rest of them do. In the basketball and
the basketball.

Speaker 5 (52:26):
Thing, she plays it. The other girl is just like
watching it.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Yeah, she plays it so they can talk, they can
talk hoop.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Okay, let me ask you this. Does a basketball guy
want to date a basketball goal?

Speaker 5 (52:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Yeah, I think they would.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Okay, okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
It doesn't happen often, but like you would, you would
date a girl that plays.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
That's fun. Yeah, that's fun. That's fun.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
I think she goes far.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Okay, Okay, Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna listen to you guys,
all right before we take a break. We're gonna do
She's real cute. Juliana is to me a durable She's
god damn and darable. She is okay, twenty eight year
old client service associate from Newton, Massachusetts.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
You got some fishy occupations.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Client service associates. She Walmart, Nike goddess.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Juliana is a bubbly, outgoing woman who isn't afraid to
speak her mine to go after what her heart wants.
I'm doing a Massachusetts. She comes from a big Italian
family and aspires to find a last in love like
her parents have. They were high school sweet hats. Okay.
Whether it's dancing with friends, going out to museums okay,
or sporting in events, hanging and watching a movie, She's

(53:47):
got a good time. Fun like okay, fun facts. She's
so cute Okay. She wants to own a dog friendly bar.
One day she was raised had Frank Sinatra music. That'll
be fun. You'll motion her dad will be like, Oh,
what's your fucking deal? Grand That'll be a fun Massachusetts

(54:07):
hometown with Sinatra blasting. And she isn't afraid of heights.
But she's got no interest in jumping off something high
cute jumping off of the buildings for the days you're
gonna have to repel. I think she's top three.

Speaker 7 (54:22):
I think she really I really like her.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
I think she could like her Instagram live to be
one hundred and one. Let me see, let me see
what she looks like it started.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
That's her.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
Yeah, because she's Italian, you know a lot.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Of gestures Massachusetts. You know her Massachusetts.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
She is afraid to speak of mind's cute.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
She's cute. I think she doesn't feel fiery to make no.

Speaker 7 (54:46):
I like her.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
I'm putting her all right, doctor Beni, Benini, before we
take a little breather, How are you feeling so far
about all the ladies?

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Good?

Speaker 2 (54:56):
I have some? I have some tops already. I like Juliana.
She seems pretty chill.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Who are your other tops?

Speaker 2 (55:03):
I like Jeanne and possibly Bailey.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Okay, all right, Jaquis, who do you have in your
tops right now?

Speaker 3 (55:15):
So far? I have Juliana, I have the last three Ella, Jeanney, Juliana,
and yeah, yes, maybe going far with Beverly, but like,
I don't feel that way as much anymore now, but
maybe maybe maybe.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Okay, I'm ready to take a quick break and we'll
be right back.

Speaker 6 (55:39):
Who.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
I don't know about you, but things are getting so
hot in here. I think I got a take. I'll
pay your break and we're back. Okay, Secretary of State,
here we go. Kelsey's really cute.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
All right, let me pull her up. Hold on, sorry,
she's very cute.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
She's real cute, okay.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
Twenty six year old interior designer from Brooklyn, New York.
She's a darb, bubbly New York or vibrant life to match,
traveling to almost every continent.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Okay, that's cool.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
She's senate already. She lives life to the fullest. There's
one piece missing love.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
She I need love.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
She's looking for someone who will enhance her life by
creating a genuine, loving partnership. That sounds very much like him.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
And she also likes going to restaurants and going vintage shopping.
I mean that's something that's more than I like.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
Machia wants to study empire building under Chris Janner. She
wants to, she writes to babies, wants pornographic films and.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Her future great careers.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
Yeah, she wants to spend the night in angle. That's
found her summers in Martha's vineyard, alight.

Speaker 5 (56:49):
Iglood Martha's She's rich.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
No, no wants to spend her.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
She loves me. She does goes to but she spend
her summers.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
I think she's cute.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
Maybe she's Wait, which one is Chris Jenner? It is
the mom Yeah, with the yeah kids.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
That's how they built there, wire.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
Building the rage in know what to think about?

Speaker 5 (57:20):
This bad sign for this Kelsey to me, Yeah, that's
her goal is to be like that.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
I don't like that.

Speaker 5 (57:27):
I'm maybe maybe third place because I think she's gonna go.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Find she's really cue.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
I'm like she might be a villain.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
I don't know something.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm gonna write down Chris Jenner
on her. Okay, all right, Doug and I'm confused all
these names. It's like they were born to be Bachelor contestants.
The spelling of Kylie k y l E I g H.
Born to be a Bachelor contestants tell us about Kylie Doug.

Speaker 5 (57:55):
Oh wait a second, I lost the page. Here we go, Lay,
I assume is how it's pronounced. Is a twenty six
year old retail manager, so at least she sounds like
she has a legit job, but it's not made up.
She's got a huge heart and a sweet personality. She's
always dreamed of getting married and becoming a mom. Okay,

(58:16):
it's not too exciting. She loves surfing, pickleball, and beach camping,
so that's very specific for Grant to just be like no, no,
and no to those three activities. You know what I mean,
either likes it or he doesn't. She's self proclaimed hopeless romantic,

(58:37):
so yeah, shut up about how romantic you are, single lady,
and she's putting all over faith in this journey with
no regrets. I don't like the word faith and faith.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
I did notice faith.

Speaker 7 (58:50):
Her Instagram says be kind love, Jesus and lack and
fifteen thirteen, which I think is a Bible thing, right.

Speaker 5 (59:00):
Okay, she's a villain, yeah, or a shit starter?

Speaker 1 (59:04):
What are her fun facts?

Speaker 5 (59:05):
She lived in Uganda for four months, so I guess
that's nice. I swear to do that. Her favorite movie
is Pearl Harbor.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Okay, that's wild. What that's why it was a wild,
a wild for twenty six years, to be romantic for
twenty six year.

Speaker 7 (59:21):
Old really loves God, Like this is a picture of
her with her dog, and it says Lord is good.

Speaker 5 (59:27):
Oh okay, the final fun fact it's not fun at all,
says she loves line dancing. I grant is just gonna
be a big bowl and no, she.

Speaker 7 (59:38):
Really cut her dog is sweet. But she just seems
like I bet you she did. Like, she just seems
really really religious.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
How did I just forget how to spell villain?

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Is it the A or A?

Speaker 4 (59:50):
I annity ai.

Speaker 5 (59:52):
A y l E I G.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
I also just want to say it was so fun.
I mean, you guys at my birthday party this year.
It was a good one. It was a good one.
I felt like it was a particular one. It felt
like a good one.

Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
I was walking around the whole time, going, what's different, Oh, Paget's.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Not here, dude. It was really not, of course we did,
but no, it was. It was a really extra silly one.
I felt like it was. I danced a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
And you got a good cake.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
That cake, cake, Queen La. That cake was so fucking
good and cute.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
It was cute.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
It was cute and it tasted good. Yeah, thank you.
I appreciate it because sometimes you get the cake and
nobody eats the cake. But this was a good cake. Okay,
all right, okay, Kye Kyler, Okay, all right, tell us
about Leticia r Keys.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Do you think it's how do.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
You think it's either? I don't I don't know if
this is Letitia because there's no.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
C Okay, Lydia, all right, Lydia. Well, I'm also fairly blind,
so I just know I can't see anything. No, I
don't know how it's.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Yeah, Lydia, I think that's ly Lydia looks like a
normal person, yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Which is normal Instagram, and her job is real.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
She's a venture capitalist from rich the city called slut
that's what I learned. Whoa s l u t is?

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Because my girlfriend is from Salt Lake City, Utah and
slut that's fun that's what they call it. I feel
like it's like on shirts and everything. It's so funny.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
He's a business guy. She's a business gal, and she's
thirty one and she's real pretty it like she also
loves Taylor Swift. Is she going to be intimidating that
she has her ship together, and she.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Has her ship together, especially being from Salt Lake in Utah.
She's a venture capitalist.

Speaker 7 (01:01:51):
He's beautiful, pretty look at look at her. Grandma is
also like normal, which she is.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
About.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
It makes a lot of different sports.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
She's vibrant, emphatic, confident woman who who with a lot
of love to give. She likes she just like Grant.
She loves sports, watches, basketball, football, water polos, she loves
riding horses. She's ready to meet her other half and
is hoping Grant will be the guy. Oh. She's also
a huge fan of board games.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
That's fine, that's fun.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
Fun facts. Lydia is an incredibly fast swimmer.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Okay, I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
Lydia loves a good personality test whatever that is. Okay, Okay, Yeah,
Lydia loves being outside but hates hiking like truly loads it.

Speaker 7 (01:02:40):
They can't get on board with that one.

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
But we asked her about hiking and she smashed up
the room.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
I feel like she could be top three.

Speaker 5 (01:02:53):
She really like her no nonsense.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
But I wonder though, if, like HAUGHTI Bubolattis are gonna
like when you're competing against just like fucking hot and
fun versus like hot and practical. Is practical ever gonna
win hot and practical?

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
I feel like, well she gets green time.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
I don't know. She looks like she would be a
great ass wife. She out like that it's hard to
be from drowning. Yeah, and he has just got a.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Job drowning and a horse's responsible.

Speaker 8 (01:03:23):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
No, she seems like she's got her ship together, like.

Speaker 7 (01:03:27):
I saying he does. Like, I think he's a responsible person,
Like he's going to go for her. He didn't want
like drama last time, so like I think he might be.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
I feel like he might go for more like a Juliana.
But I could be wrong. We'll see that, Okay, okay, okay, okay,
KT money. Here we go. Natalie Natalie.

Speaker 7 (01:03:46):
She's twenty five from Louisville.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Is this her youngest contestant?

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Somebody else was twenty five? I think Jen or not
jan Ellie.

Speaker 7 (01:03:53):
But she is a PhD student, so that's really impressive.
She's communications to her parents thirty plus year marriage.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
She's cute.

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
She has a sweet rescue pup named Tucka like her.

Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
She's the youngest. She's twenty five, and there's no other
twenty five year olds Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:04:11):
When she's not working towards her PhD, she enjoys sports,
watching romance movies, and exploring old neighborhoods from beautiful homes.
She isn't afraid to take risks and is ready now
more than ever, to take a leap of faith to
find the picture perfect love. She's not a breakfast person.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Say for yourself.

Speaker 7 (01:04:26):
Her love language is gift giving and she's a Seattle
Seahawks fan.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Does that mean that you like to get gifts or
give gifts?

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
I think it's give gifts, yeah, But also I think
one of your love language is gift giving.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
You are a guest.

Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
No, I thought my love language is X. It's that's
the I want to get it to me. Yeah, she
wants to get gifts.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Interesting the other way around. I guess I thought it
was like.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
You love to give gifts, but when it but when
it is gift given to you, is not so much
you like to get gifts. Is that you recognize that
as like a just sure of love or something like that.

Speaker 7 (01:05:01):
She expresses her love to people by giving them gifts.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
That's how I read it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
That's how I thought it was.

Speaker 5 (01:05:06):
I better give her gifts back, but.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
I like people go. My love language is physical touch.
I hear somebody who wants to be touched.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
True.

Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
I think they say my love language is acts of service.
I feel like.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
That that means saying got you. I mean I've said
my if people have asked me, I love I am
a gift giver and but I hate getting gifts. But
when people give me gifts, I like, really appreciate it,
but I like, I don't. I'd be like, don't give
me anything for my birthday, don't blah blah blah. But
like I have a few friends to do that. Getting gifts,
I like, truly appre it means like, oh damn, this

(01:05:40):
person thought about me enough to give me a gift.
That's special.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
I'm gonna give you.

Speaker 5 (01:05:44):
Please don't Okay, to disobey my wishes, I'm going.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
But she could also just be like I love getting
who knows?

Speaker 5 (01:05:56):
Okay, wait, did you see Natalie as a rescue pop
She's she's cute.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
She's cute, she's a little she's young.

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
She's young.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Okay, kay, all right, doctor Banana tell us about Nissi pediatrician.
That's the real.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
Kind of like NISI nash. I like that name.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
Yeah, cute okay.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Thirty two pediatrician from bly Blythewood, South Carolina. Okay, Blythewood.
That's an interesting name for a city. Uh. Nissi is
the ultimate catch. She's got brains, beauty. She's a pediatrician
working at four hospitals. What the hell? Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Number one with their shit together of everyone I know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
This line almost had me go like, wait a second.
What it says she's writing herself a prescription and I
was like, wait, what but for some love?

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
And yeah, I was gonna say. When she's not in
the office, she likes to spend time watching football, going
to Farmers' markets, or hanging out with her three dogs
Charlie Chloe in Chicago.

Speaker 5 (01:07:13):
Cute that okay, Yeah, I hope you're ready to be
a dog dad.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Grant three dogs Inheriting dogs in a relationship is tough.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Three three is a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
Cats are so much easier.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
Bango Okay, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
She has always wanted to be a spot.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
That's fun. Interesting, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
What is everyone obsessed with the Kardashians. Yeah, it says
she would love to an invite to the annual Kardashian
Christmas party.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:07:45):
The person who writes these chrisis there and goes, hey,
can I write something about the Kardashians your bio, Hello,
I've heard of them.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
It's like, oh, hello, fellow youngster, can I ask you
a question about the Kardashians? This one, this one?

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
And then she loves experimenting with different coffees, which doesn't
really mean that I can't make up.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
Like I see somebody that doesn't drink coffee. How many
different coffees are they?

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Literally, I'm like, oh my god, And I'm just gonna
I will tell you what I'm not. I am not
somebody who like I've been like captured in people's houses
and they're like, I'm like, I'm such a night owl
that I'm like, hey, I can I just like make
up pot like I have. I'm gonna make you drip
a drip. I'm like, oh my god, it's just like
ten minutes. Here's my pour over. I'm like, I don't

(01:08:29):
fucking care. Just give me a pot of fucking shitty
Trader Joe, Like, I don't care the pour over, the ritual.
Here's my ritual about your elaborate pour over, Like, just
give me a fucking pot give me a pot of
like dunk and don't. I don't give a shit for
your ritual and you're pour over. I can't, I can

(01:08:51):
not do you agree to keys?

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
I agree with? I mean like I don't drink coffee,
so I agree.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Thank you. I feel so seen and I will now
officially not give you a present. All right, all right,
I will do one and then we'll take our final break. Okay,
here we go, Doug, Parisa, you have something to say
about this photo, Doug, Doug.

Speaker 5 (01:09:16):
Gave her the poor you know, like you don't know
if other pictures of her looks so crazy, but this
particular one, just.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Her eyes do give it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
Look.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
I want to say. There was one year Mad TV
in our promo shots, my brother called me. My brother
was like what the fuck? He was like, what the fuck?
Did Like sometimes I can just like a little crazy
and with the wrong photo. Let's just assume there was
a bad photo editor that just like picked the wrong picture.

(01:09:49):
This this, let's hope this one, because just just based
on the eyes alone, I'm like, here comes villain or firestarter,
just based on the visual we have. Oh no, that's her,
that's her, that's her. She still always that's her. Okay,

(01:10:09):
she's a twenty nine pediatric behavior analyst from Birmingham, Michigan.
So what that means she monitors your children? What is
that like?

Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
Behavior modification for kids seers whose self harm? Okay, okay,
I think it's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
She's saying, and why your son is acting weird at
school or something?

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Okay okay. Parisa is empathetic, resilient, and ready to settle down. Resilient, dreamed,
is starting her own family and longs her an intimate
connection with someone whom she can be a power couple.
You know, she's intense. She likes to travel, cook and
enjoy sharcootery nights, and not to be cheesy. This person

(01:10:49):
wrote that, oh my god, they've given up the wilder. Yeah,
she's truly one of a.

Speaker 5 (01:10:54):
Kind toializing on the part of the person who wrote this.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
In facts, Parisa has a rock collection. Does that mean
she clicks crystals or something?

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
It means she has a bunch of pictures of Duayne John.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
She's a whiz with power Point, Watch Out Doctor Banana,
and she relaxes by watching organization content on TikTok. So
they're saying she's definitely gonna be the villain, the villains.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
And she's gonna be analyzing people behavior. Let me tell
you about your behavior.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
She's gonna be handing out the motion the emotional intelligent books.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
Kissed my ass.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
Okay, we're gonna take a quick break and we'll be
right back to finish the gals. H oh, bone zone.
Time for the bone zone and we're back. Paget take

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it away with Ridica. Cute.

Speaker 4 (01:12:05):
Hold on, I'm making notes about Parisa. Okay, great, give
me a second now, Okay, Rodica, Rodica or Ridica.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:12:15):
Radika Radicada, twenty eight, attorney in New York. Cute, she
'very cute, She's so ready to find them law. She
goes from her close knit family and inspires to have
a supportive, long lasting marriage like her parents do. Rodika
hopes to meet a romantic man who isn't afraid to
be an adventurer with her get down on the dance floor.
She's very proud of her Indian heritage. She's still finding
someone she can share her family traditions with is a

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top priority. She loves to go shopping, get a fresh manicure,
and make delicious males with her mother.

Speaker 7 (01:12:41):
She's so cute.

Speaker 4 (01:12:42):
She starts dance parties, so we hope you brought your
dancing shoes. Grant Radia regularly. She is a self proclaimed
Harry Potter nerd, and a bucket list item for Rodica
is to kiss someone.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
In the room.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Okay, so she loves the note, but I love her.
She's really cute. I like her too. I like her too.
She's cute too. I feel like she's gonna go to Paradise.
I don't think she's gonna win, but she could be
top three.

Speaker 5 (01:13:05):
I don't know why do people in their twenties nowadays
always talk about their goddamn bucket list. It's supposed to
be things to do when you're dying, like dying. Yeah,
it's because have so much time.

Speaker 7 (01:13:18):
The whole world is dying and we're all gonna die
like super so you're going don't see it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
I like everything in this bio, but I don't see
it with him and he.

Speaker 7 (01:13:28):
As a person, but maybe not.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
I think she's going to be Paradise.

Speaker 5 (01:13:33):
Someone comes out with brunch as a thing that I
just I've noticed.

Speaker 7 (01:13:37):
I like all the women with real jobs, like agreed attorney.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
She's an attorney. I know, he's got some cool ladies
that may not be the ladies for him her.

Speaker 5 (01:13:46):
For now, it never talks about her attorneying in the
entire bio though, it's just listed as her profession. So
I'm already a little skeptical.

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
They didn't talk about They didn't talk about with other
girls either.

Speaker 5 (01:13:56):
Well you know what I mean, some of them they
go into how good they are, whatever it is they do.

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
All right, she's ready to speak, So here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
Rebecca is very sexy, and here comes She's a who
does Doug have Rebecca?

Speaker 5 (01:14:11):
Yeah, she's an ICU nurse out of Dallas, Texas.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
That's a real job, thirty one thirty one and really
she is hot. She's gorgeous, and she's super nick. Her
Instagram she loves jumping. Isn't he from Texas? What?

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
What? What?

Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
What about her Instagram?

Speaker 7 (01:14:28):
It's a lot of jump roping and she's super fit.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Isn't he from Texas? I feel like I remember that? Okay,
see you nurse? She is hot, hot?

Speaker 5 (01:14:39):
You know, she wants to travel the world. Start a
family needs someone gentle hearted like Grant. I like her,
and she's looking for a man who understands her. Life's
perspective and values, her goal focused mindset. Okay, all right, Uh,
she's looking for the real deal. And her fun facts

(01:15:02):
are that she's never met an animal she didn't like.
That's very nice, good for her. Loves to play scrabble, okay,
always aims to be the best dressed person in the room.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
Dangerous.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
I like her back up, but that's a.

Speaker 5 (01:15:16):
Little too competitive, Like why do you need to be
better dressed than everybody else?

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
But on the competition show, Yes, I like her back guy,
I think she could win.

Speaker 5 (01:15:28):
She looks a little I'm a little like that. She's
getting a little side eye in her picture, like like
I could see her being very no nonsense.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
Yeah, yeah, I mean she's dangerous. She loves she's got
a very holy cow.

Speaker 4 (01:15:43):
She's never never met an animal she didn't like. You've
never been by a snake, You've never I.

Speaker 5 (01:15:49):
Like, just like the animals.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
Yeah, I liked her back guy, And she's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
She had to blow out her titties on that picture.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
You can see them.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
God, whoa.

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
Well, she's top three, she's top three, she's top three. Okay,
jack keys take it away with Rose.

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
Hey, give me just like five seconds, yes, yes, you know,
I think it always it always ends up this way.
But I always got to talk about my Chicago people.
Rose twenty seven, also from Chicago, Illinois, is a registered nurse.
She's very cute, so.

Speaker 7 (01:16:35):
Cute, she's just adorable.

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
She's just like a regular person, regular nurse.

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
Regular, never gonna happen. She's the friend, She's gonna get friends.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
Rose coincident, let's talk about it. She got a big
old heart. She has an even bigger personality. She describes
herself as romantic, optimistic, and goofy and always is the
caregiver and relationships, which is fucking tough when it comes
to finding a partner. Rose has high standards. Let's see

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what else. She likes to spend time at the beach
Chicago girl, explore new places, hit the town for a
night of fun. Some fun facts. She admits she is
a terrible dancer, which could be very endearing. Rose thinks
Julie Andrews.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
Is the greatest.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
Wow, very interesting favors.

Speaker 7 (01:17:32):
I guess the age that they would have been very
young when princess so cute.

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
Yeah, Rose would love to attend a Formula one race.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
She's so cute.

Speaker 7 (01:17:43):
I don't think she'll go far.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
I think she's just like she's too sweet, good paradise
and she won't be the one that But she's like
she's a cutie pie.

Speaker 7 (01:17:55):
Yeah, and she doesn't like what she announced it she goes.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but tune into the Bachelor.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
God, she's good. Oh, she's too cute. Okay, talk to
us like he talk to us about. Sarah Fiena Katie Money.

Speaker 7 (01:18:09):
Sarafina twenty nine from New York, Associate media director. I'm
putting on her Instagram.

Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:18:16):
Uh, she's one hundred percent wife material. She's loyal, thoughtful,
can't wait to be engaged. Her life is very full
socially and professionally. She's told me to meet a man
who is ready to settle down.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
She loves to.

Speaker 7 (01:18:29):
Give thoughtful gifts to her partner. When she's in love,
she goes going out with friends. She loves an adventure,
will book a trip on a whim. She really wants
to learn how to play tennis. You can do that.
That's very attainable just.

Speaker 5 (01:18:42):
One afternoon after Bob.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
During her college years, she's seen every episode of Ray's Anatomy,
and that's not cool. That's not cool, that's not loving it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
Also, she's super cute. You love to give thoughtful gifts
to her partner when she's in love, so when you're
not in love, you'll give some trash.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
Yeah, she's cute. She's cuter than the picture.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
Yeah, she's cueh this picture, the picture they took of hers.

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
The picture she looks worried. She's so very cute, but
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
I'm not feeling her.

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
No, every episode agrees in OWT to me three times
is like, no, ma'am that, And like, I'm the neatest
person in the world those two.

Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
Oh yeah, the neatest, most organized person on the Like
I would literally rather live with a horror Actually, Dia
thirty one, she said that maybe I think it was
Dina kat Money.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
Talk to us about you already did that? Okay, doctor Bbe,
talk to me about Savannah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
All right, hold on, I'm pulling her up. Savannah. Yeah,
twenty seven year old wedding planner from Charlottesville, Oh, Virginia. Okay,
uh uh, she's done being a wedding planners, ready to
be the bride.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
Some of them they give like topless looking pictures because
they're like tube they look.

Speaker 5 (01:20:02):
Like but that's the first somebody in their bio wants
to quit the job that is listed in their bio,
like doesn't want to do it anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's see. She likes listening to live music.
She's a great conversationalist. She loves love, but doesn't tend
to show affection very traditionally.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
Oh, she's not huggly, she's not huggy feeling.

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
She wants to plan her own wedding one day. Okay.
She loves a competitive game of charade. She's actually she's
probably gonna be funny.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
I like her final fun love to lean into. I
like her final fun fact.

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
Well, she dreams of planning the met gala one day.

Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
Good luck planning.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
And she has a serious fear of owls.

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
Please have an owl around.

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
I need to see an I saw a fucking owl.
Like I was getting off the expressway at Colorado on
the five in Pasadena, uh like going towards like low
feeliss Glendale, and like the owl was sitting on like.

Speaker 7 (01:21:10):
A street side horns great horned owl.

Speaker 3 (01:21:13):
I don't know. I was just really freaked out that
I saw. Aw there's the first owl I've ever seen like, like.

Speaker 7 (01:21:20):
In the staircase. It was an owl.

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
That's wild.

Speaker 4 (01:21:25):
And now there were lacerations on her skull because her
husband killed her and he said it was an owl.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
It was an owl.

Speaker 7 (01:21:34):
Owls will swoop down in the attack people.

Speaker 4 (01:21:36):
It was an owl, don't fly inside and waiting a
stairway from behind.

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
So Katie is like, the owl killed her, but you're
saying it was actually the husband.

Speaker 7 (01:21:52):
You believe an owl?

Speaker 6 (01:21:54):
There?

Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
What I've never met an owl I didn't like?

Speaker 3 (01:21:58):
Wow, So funny.

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
Well, here we go with Vicky twenty eight nightclub server.

Speaker 5 (01:22:08):
Honest, she may hate owls, but she's turning heads.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
You know, Vicky. Vicky is out, Yeah, and I love it.
Let me say yeah, whoa.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
Scallop show? Holy? I made that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
Probably in a couple of clubs.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
He has always ted. She's hot, she's confident, bold. Let
me see self. Okay, here's a cheerleader for the Raiders. Yes,
a former NFL cheerleader. She might have hung up her
pomp pomps.

Speaker 2 (01:22:45):
But she might.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
She's still ready to cheer on her future partner. But
she's not spending quality time with her sisters or friends.
She loves hiking, outdoors, watching football and spending time with
her chuah wah Winnie.

Speaker 4 (01:22:59):
Fun fact.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
She takes pride in her calves of steel. She is
not herself without Lipliner and Vicky would love to live
on a vineyard in Italy. She's hot.

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
Let me tell you talk to me. Vicky is vig
is very beautiful. I love that she didn't lie like
you said about what she's doing. Like, you know, she's
gonna be out. She she has fun, she likes to party,
she knows how to party. She's also a cheerleader. I
think she is going to be a fucking villainy like
she is her whole profile and is tailor made for

(01:23:36):
reality TV. She is Reality TV one one. Yeah, I
think she is and is gonna be very fun to watch.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
All Right, who needs to do our final? Who's dying
for another one? Jacquith? Do you want to read Zoe?

Speaker 3 (01:23:54):
You know what I will read Zoe.

Speaker 7 (01:23:56):
I will ready Zoe's occupation.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
You know, listen first of all on Saturday and Sunday.
Zoe is a model Monday through Friday. She's a tech engineer, is.

Speaker 7 (01:24:09):
In the Duke, smart as hell.

Speaker 3 (01:24:14):
She lives in the Great City of New York, New York.
She is not afraid to go after what she wants,
and what she wants right now is prince charming. She's
super impressive. She not only graduated from Duke University with
a degree in mechanical engineering. When she's not working, she

(01:24:35):
jet ski as someone who dates somebody who is a
stand up comedian and also a biomedical engineer. I know
this type of person, like, I know this person well.
And she only has that degree because probably her family
wanted her to. She is doing what she wants to do.
Is everything else. Zoe loves cooking fancy dinner for her partner.

(01:25:00):
Fun fact about Zoe. Nothing makes Zoe happier than puppies
and babies. Zoe can't and won't live without tacos. This
is very interesting. This is a fun fact. Zoe was
the first female wrestler to join her high school wrestling team.

Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
Dude, I like this girl.

Speaker 3 (01:25:16):
That's a fun fact right there.

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
Smart.

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
She's gorgeous, too, way too.

Speaker 4 (01:25:23):
Smart for the house stands out.

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
She's too smart?

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
Whoa interesting? But I love it, I like, I like
and I like she She she has the smarts and everything,
but she wants to be a free as spirit.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
Doctor Bernando, do you want to read Jessie Baumer's bile
host forty five? Forty five? Yeah, he's always been forty four.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
Let's see. Can I also just say my parents are
both engineers, and they've literally said doing the mechanical engineering
field is one of the more difficult fields. So she's like,
really really.

Speaker 3 (01:25:55):
Smart mechanical engineering is but like they build bridges and
it wow crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
I love her, all right, Doctor b Let's take it
home with Jesse Palmer. His bio is so long, okay,
just pick and sho Okay, it's too long.

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
Personality no, forget it. Spoke champions too long?

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
All right? Does he have fun facts? No fun facts?

Speaker 5 (01:26:23):
Okay, we want.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
We are going to play one or two job rules
songs as we do every time, and then we're going
to make our picks. It's going to be the top
three in order, the next Bachelorette, the villain, and the
fire Starter, unless anybody has another category they want to nominate.

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
Top three in order with me. Number one is the
winner is the winner?

Speaker 5 (01:26:50):
Yeap?

Speaker 4 (01:26:51):
And then.

Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
Uh okay and then okay, so here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
We're gonna uh which vern ex Bachelorette.

Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
And ex Bachelorette.

Speaker 3 (01:27:02):
What songs?

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
Should we do it too? Living it up? Always on Time?

Speaker 6 (01:27:06):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:27:09):
Yeah, let's do let's let's do always on Time? Okay,
a little as shanty.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
Okay, we're gonna do if you want to play along
at home, We're gonna do always on Time, and then
we'll be right back. Here we go and we're back.
I'm gonna say I'm not confident in my picks, and
particularly the villain pick. I feel like there was three
that stood out to me as potential villains, and I
had a hard time picking Katie. Do you want to
go first?

Speaker 8 (01:27:32):
God?

Speaker 4 (01:27:33):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
Okay, Jakes, do you want to go first? Jack Keys?
I okay, okay, number three the second runner up.

Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
This was tough for me. Yep, I was choosing between
three people.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
I almost went with Ella, but then I was like,
she seems too young.

Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
I had number three, and then I didn't put her on.

Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
So I'm going with Rebecca.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
Okay. I respect that hot.

Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
Ic nurse because, like you know, I think she'll go far,
but she also has a job where she can go
anywhere yep, you know, and still be successful. And like so,
like you know, I think there's a lot of things there.
I think number two it's going to be Jane. Okay,
she's going to be the runner up. I think they
have a lot in common. Yes, that might be the

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deciding factor. And why he doesn't pick her.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
They're too similar, they're too similar, too similar.

Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
And our number one.

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
Number one is Zoe Okay, she might take.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
It, okay, the model who went to Duke.

Speaker 3 (01:28:33):
Yeah, that's good. I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
And then let me ask you this. Who's going to
be your villain?

Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
Oh, Vicky okay?

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
And Vicky who's your fire starter?

Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
Carolina?

Speaker 1 (01:28:45):
Okaya?

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
And I'm torn between two bachelorettes.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
Okay, talk to us who's in the running?

Speaker 3 (01:28:56):
Very Surprisingkdekaka. I could see Rideka okay, because.

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
I can see it, okay, which would be cool.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
Whould be cool first Indian.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
Bachelorette, But ABCD be brave enough, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
Which is why my next pick is a white woman yea,
because we've had a lot of bachelor of color and
I think they might be a little ready to give
back to.

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
White pe yes exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:29:23):
Which then I'm going to Juliana, Okay, Juliana, who I
think is probably going to be the next bachelorette.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
Okay, I respect all of that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
I think she might be Okay, some pick Redika, safe,
pick Juliana.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
Okay, I like all of that. Douglas Bensonian, You're not
gonna like what I have to say, Okay, I like
I never dislike what you have to say. Wait for
these Okay, what do you want to do first?

Speaker 5 (01:29:50):
Whatever you want?

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
Okay, let's go ready for let's start with your villain. No,
let's start with your number three. Who's your second runner up?

Speaker 5 (01:29:56):
My second runner up is sweet Rose.

Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
I hope you're right.

Speaker 3 (01:30:02):

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):

Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
I would love that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
I would be so happy for us.

Speaker 5 (01:30:08):
Yeah. I could just see her, you know, just staying
in it enough to get all the way to three,
but then not, you know, not being final too.

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
Okay, I like that. You're a good man, Doug.

Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
Number two.

Speaker 5 (01:30:21):
My number two is Ella.

Speaker 1 (01:30:23):
Okay, Ella, Are you're picking the cutie bies?

Speaker 5 (01:30:26):
Well yeah, I mean that's, you know, one of the
only things we really have to go on because these
bios are so.

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
But you're picking the sweethearts, You're picking the more natural girls.

Speaker 5 (01:30:34):
I think I think he's just a like like with
like a sweet girl, and I think he's going to
really I like this about you too, back by the
women that come in too strong, I really friendly or
nicer ones that get along with everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:30:46):
I like this, Doug, I like this, look at you.

Speaker 5 (01:30:51):
And then my number one is Bailey?

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
Interesting?

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
Interesting, that's our Tony Braxton, get it? And who do
you think the next?

Speaker 3 (01:31:01):
Next?

Speaker 5 (01:31:01):
Past? That's the interesting twist as I'm saying, number one
is Bailey, but it's not going to work out with Grants,
so she's going to be the next.

Speaker 3 (01:31:10):
You're locked in, so you're thinking, there's no proposal this
or there's no like.

Speaker 5 (01:31:15):
Proposal and she and she cries a lot and they go,
how about you be the next?

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
I like this, she's locked in on Bailey. Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:31:22):
I do like the theory that they'd probably go white
the next.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
Yeah, okay, it's going to be who's gonna be? Who's
your fire starter?

Speaker 5 (01:31:31):
My fire starter, or as I like to call it,
ship starter because of all the tragic fires we've had. Yes, okay,
I haven't had any tragic ships, so I prefer phrasing
uh parissa parissa.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
Okay, Yes, I think that's a good one. Crazy crazy
to go by just a.

Speaker 5 (01:31:53):
Couple of pictures, but that's her energy power couple.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
She wants good call, Okay. And then who is your villain?

Speaker 5 (01:32:00):
Villain is just gonna because she's gonna just rub people
the wrong ways, Dina.

Speaker 1 (01:32:06):
I agree, she's on my potential. She was the attorney
from the family of eleven. Okay, this is a great list. Uh,
Katie Money, let's go to you.

Speaker 7 (01:32:19):
Number three is gonna be Janey, Okay, love it. They're
gonna really bond over basketball.

Speaker 2 (01:32:24):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:32:25):
Number two, I think he's gonna want a responsible woman.

Speaker 1 (01:32:28):
Yes, who's like mature. Yes, you're always right and so
like real job people, you always are right.

Speaker 5 (01:32:34):
Whatever.

Speaker 7 (01:32:34):
But like I liked Juliana okay, okay, so I'm gonna
say she's number two. She seems cool and like yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:32:42):
And then Zoe number one, because okay, And who's gonna
be your who's gonna be your shit starter?

Speaker 7 (01:32:50):
Shit serves Carolina? Carolina Killen's Vicky? And then for next wait, wait,
hold on, hold.

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
On, hold on. I'm just like, okay, Vicky, Okay, just
looking at everybody.

Speaker 7 (01:32:58):
Yeah, I feel like I want to say that they're
gonna go like someone a little older and really responsible.
So I wanted to be Lydia or Rebecca.

Speaker 1 (01:33:07):
Okay, So I don't know who to choose. Okay, you
have to pick one.

Speaker 7 (01:33:14):
I don't know if you n you nurse would do it?

Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
So Lydia okay?

Speaker 2 (01:33:18):
Great?

Speaker 1 (01:33:19):
Okay, doctor Banana, you are up from New York City.
What's the weather like there? Are you freezing? What's happening?

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
Yeah? It's pretty cold.

Speaker 1 (01:33:27):
Are you in your apartment?

Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
Okay? Yeah? I am hot? Which one should I start with?

Speaker 1 (01:33:33):
Why don't you start with number three?

Speaker 5 (01:33:35):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
My number three is Juliana.

Speaker 1 (01:33:38):
Number three.

Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
Let me just look at the number two?

Speaker 1 (01:33:39):
Wait, hold on, I got to look at everybody. Okay,
number three, Juliana okay, yes, number two?

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
Number two Natalie?

Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
Natalie is she? Oh? She's the cutie pie from Kentucky.
She was very cute PhD students young cute?

Speaker 2 (01:33:55):
Okay, number or number one? I wrote, Janey?

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
Okay, I like it. And then who's going to be
your next bachelorette?

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
I think? And I hope Juliana or Juliana however.

Speaker 1 (01:34:08):
She's okay great? And then who do you think is
the shit starter?

Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
I put Parisa.

Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
Yeah, she's giving, she's giving.

Speaker 2 (01:34:17):
There's some like Persian energy in there. I don't know
if she's Persian, but I'm getting the vite and I
think she can really set some stuff on fire.

Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
And then who is going to be your villain?

Speaker 2 (01:34:27):
I owe Carolina? Carolina?

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
And then who do you think it's going to be
the next batch?

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
Juliana?

Speaker 1 (01:34:34):
Oh, Juliana, Okay, you already said it. Okay, great Secretary
of State, we go to you. Who's your number three?

Speaker 4 (01:34:42):
My number three is because hot girls go real far.
Carolina or Carolina Okay, yeah, hot girls do go far.
Hot miss Puerto Rico. I think she's super super.

Speaker 1 (01:34:52):
Hot, super hot girls.

Speaker 4 (01:34:54):
To Zoe. I think she's the tech engineer model. And
then I think the he is Lytia. I really do
I think she is. I could see them.

Speaker 1 (01:35:05):
Yeah, I hope you get married.

Speaker 4 (01:35:06):
And having a solid union. And that's like she just
seems extremely capable and she would have your back. Yeah,
she seems like a wife to me.

Speaker 3 (01:35:14):
I think she might get to hometowns or she could
get to she like her there in the runner up
like she Yeah, I think she can go far and
that would be a mature relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
Who do you have is your villain?

Speaker 4 (01:35:25):
My villain is and I'm just going on the photo. Man,
it's Dina the journey that photo to me, it says villain.

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
She does say villain.

Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
Maybe that's not fair.

Speaker 1 (01:35:35):
No, no, it's fair, it's fair. It's okay. Who's your
shit starter?

Speaker 4 (01:35:39):
My shit starter is Vicky the nightclub server from Vegas. Okay,
I think she. I think she looks like she could
fight somebody. Okay, I feel like, okay, she's not gonna
put up with some of these ladies.

Speaker 1 (01:35:54):
Okay. And then who's going to be the next bachelorette?

Speaker 4 (01:35:57):
Oh well, now I'm highly suggestible. So when Jaquith said
he thought that the days were numbered for I would
think Zoe, Yes. But when now you're like, no, I
think they're going back to white women. You know it's
gonna be Savannah wedding planners.

Speaker 1 (01:36:12):
Okay, okay, okay, it's gonna be right. That's really good. Okay.
Now I've gotten to okay, I just got successful too. Okay,
I've moved around my order, all right, I've got suggestiful. Okay,
here we go, the press coming in number three. I

(01:36:34):
had her at number two. But I've listened to everybody.
Number three, I'm gonna say Rebecca because hot girls go far.
I'm gonna have the icy unr She's my number three.
Number two, I'm gonna say Zoe Duke Duke, tech engineer
and model. My number one is going to be Juliana Interesting.

(01:36:55):
I think she's number one. I've just changed. I had
Zoe as my bachelorette, but listening to Jack Keith, I'm
gonna go with young Natalie. Oh yeah, Natalie, bring it
back to southern and blonde and twenty five and from Kentucky.
And this is the world we're in, and we're gonna

(01:37:15):
get Natalie. And that's what I'm doing. Next, I'm gonna say,
my shitster, I cannot with Carolina. She is definitely gonna
cause trouble. My villain is Parisa because them is and
it might be a flip flop, that might be a villain.
Oh I see yea yeah yeah, and then those are my.

Speaker 5 (01:37:35):
Picks between villain and sh starters.

Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
So yeah, yeah, it's almost.

Speaker 3 (01:37:40):
Non existent for some like, yes, what was the girl's
name on what season? Was it? She? And we thought
she was gonna she people wanted her to be a bachelorette,
but then Jan ended up being the bachel Maria Maria,
she was kind of a ship starter, a ship start,
but she got fought. But she was like a fun
ship starter.

Speaker 4 (01:37:59):
Yeah she wasn't she stand up all piling onto her
though they did.

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
They did, but she but she was like, I'm gonna
stip into something more comfortable and came back in a
Victoria's Secret Angel outfit. Like she definitely fanned the flames.
She's like, I sorry, I'm not comfortable.

Speaker 3 (01:38:15):
Really I thought she was.

Speaker 1 (01:38:16):
She was fun television. It was fun. She's hot and
fun and.

Speaker 4 (01:38:26):
She was just on I'm not kidding. I feel like
she was just at a party on Southern Charms. I'm
sure she was, Like she was at you know, I'm
a party because someone decided not to have a birthday
and Maria was there.

Speaker 1 (01:38:43):
Okay, I just want to say, since you watched Southern Charm,
so I just I'm so excited. I posted yesterday I'm
gonna be on Righteous Gemstones and page disorbo DMed me
and congratulated me. I'm obsessed with her single page and
the only single page. We also ripa. We love she
and Craig I saw I because I stayed near Cooking

(01:39:06):
Sewing down South. I stayed near when I filmed that,
so I would see I saw Craig in the window
a couple of times. I'm super hot. We love but
I'm obsessed with Page Disorbo. She DM me and congratulated me,
and Hannah Berner said, congratulations. Very exciting, so exciting, so exciting,
so starstruck. I'm so starstruck. So here's the thing. Here's

(01:39:28):
the thing. We are so happy to be back and
that sketch fest. No, Doug, we're gonna be doing an
episode next week talking about the premiere for the grand
season is this Monday night, so we're gonna be recording
on Tuesday time. But we're gonna be talking about the season, Doug.
So all you need to do is have watched the
first episode, So we're gonna be doing. It's gonna be
Doug Benson, Doctor Banana, Kate mccoochee from Big Bang Theory,

(01:39:51):
and Garfund, Call of Notes, the Scar Brothers, and then
there'll be a surprise guest tv D coming so fun.
That is going to be Sunday, February second, at one
pm at the Gateway Theater in San Francisco, and then
I'm gonna be at four to twenty doing Doug Show.
Is it also at the Gateway? Yeah, Doug loves movies,

(01:40:12):
so fun get your tickets to have it be a
doubleheader Sunday.

Speaker 5 (01:40:16):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
And so I'm promoting that I'm going to be upcoming
on the Righteous Gemstones whenever that comes up.

Speaker 3 (01:40:24):
Love it. So I'm gradually saw the trailer for like
today is Verry fun I'm trailer.

Speaker 1 (01:40:30):
There's a trailer for I'm playing Sean Williams Scott twice. No,
I loved him, Stiffler.

Speaker 4 (01:40:37):
You can see you, I can see you. We he
was honestly, No, it doesn't make sense that that show
existed before you were.

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
I want to tell you we play Janet and Corey Millsap.

Speaker 4 (01:40:46):
Are you allowed to say this?

Speaker 1 (01:40:47):
This is all in Deadline where Janet and Corey Millsap
and his mom and the show is megam Malley loved
all of them, but like Seawan Williams Scott is the
nicest person I have ever worked with in my entire life.

Speaker 3 (01:41:02):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
Literally the almost at first everyone was like is this real,
and it's like, no, this is really Like He's just
like a Minnesota guy, like the nicest just to have
like Stiffler be the nicest person you have in my
entire career. He has the nicest person I have ever
worked with. No Raine shall follow, John Williams Scott, He's

(01:41:24):
like he's an angel. I loved him. Okay, Pajat, what
would you like to promote?

Speaker 2 (01:41:29):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:41:30):
I know, I have nothing to promote because I don't
know what. I have no idea. Right, we finished season
the third season Paramount plus Criminal Minds. Yeah, finished it. Yeah,
we don't know when it's airing.

Speaker 1 (01:41:41):
Yeah, you'll come play with us until we know we're.

Speaker 4 (01:41:44):
Doing we're doing check out the Thrilling Adventure Hour. Oh
that's fine website because we're doing shows. I think in
the lodge room.

Speaker 1 (01:41:52):
Oh, that's fun.

Speaker 4 (01:41:53):
In February. I think we're doing something.

Speaker 1 (01:41:55):
In Highland Park. Yeah, that's a great room.

Speaker 4 (01:41:57):
Please go online. Somebody figured out be better than I am.

Speaker 1 (01:42:01):
That's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:42:01):
Hashtag thrilling adventure or something.

Speaker 1 (01:42:03):
So that's fine. A ticket, that's fun, that's super fun.
Love it. Jaggie b b. Why what would you like
to promote?

Speaker 5 (01:42:09):
Well, this Saturday, January twenty fifth, I'm doing a Douglas
Movies from Dynasty Typewriter. Oh, that's fine Los Angeles at
four in the afternoon. This could be live streams.

Speaker 1 (01:42:20):
Oh that's fun.

Speaker 5 (01:42:21):
Tell people no matter where you are, you can get
a ticket to watch it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:24):
They do great lives. They're really fun to watch from home.
I know I saw some and did some during the pandemic,
and they make the experience really fun.

Speaker 5 (01:42:32):
Yeah, it's a great system for people who can't get
out to LA to see the show. And so that's
this Saturday, the twenty fifth. Go to Dynasty typewriter dot
com for tickets. And then I'm in like five shows
at sketch Fests.

Speaker 1 (01:42:47):
I'm in four of them.

Speaker 5 (01:42:47):
I'm doing better come see me.

Speaker 1 (01:42:50):
I'm doing Saturday Night. Are you doing this Scar Brothers
show at cos Yeah? Tag it, so we're doing that.
We'll both be at that. You can have a whole
Douget Arden weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:42:58):
At Jenny Yang's show. Oh, I'm doing I'm going to
be a show called like Mine.

Speaker 1 (01:43:02):
Are you doing that? It's a Sunday night, Yeah you might.
I'm doing doing four shows together. We want to come
up with Bender with Me and Dog Saturday Night at
Cobbs doubleheader a Gateway and then we're doing tagget Sunday night.
Come to four four shows.

Speaker 5 (01:43:17):
With me and Doug f Sketchfest dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:43:21):
F sketch Fest dot com. Honestly, please come, bring your friends,
tell your buddies. It'll be a blast. Okay, jack Keys, Ah.

Speaker 3 (01:43:28):
Hello everyone, I am also at sketch Fest. Yes, but
this weekend. Okay, so when does this come out?

Speaker 1 (01:43:35):
Tomorrow? Tomorrow?

Speaker 3 (01:43:36):
So that means that you're listening to this on a Thursday.
I am at sketch Fest this Saturday and Sunday. I
got four shows, four shows. I would love buy a ticket. Everybody,
come out, come out, because they're all fun shows.

Speaker 1 (01:43:49):
Can I say? A lot of people will d m
us and ask if you're single?

Speaker 3 (01:43:53):
Well I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:43:54):
That isn't that night?

Speaker 3 (01:43:54):
That's so sweet? Thank you so much everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:43:56):
Yeah, they like you're a You're a hit with the fans.

Speaker 3 (01:43:59):
Well, listen, fans come out to the show. So you
have two comedian clashes, maybe I will be listen. The
lock can happen in four to eight hours. Comedian clash,
which is a version of what you might know is
family feud, but we are changing it up. A lot
of really dope people. Lamore and Morris, all of Tompkins.

(01:44:21):
What a great line, Sloan. We got Amy Schneider from Jeopardy,
a lot of Matt Walsh. We got a lot of
dope people. Line up that Saturday and Sunday, both at
one o'clock.

Speaker 1 (01:44:33):
A cop that's excited.

Speaker 3 (01:44:35):
I'm also doing my show Past That Blunt, all black improvisors.
We smoke a lot of weed and we do an
hour of improv.

Speaker 1 (01:44:41):
Who are you?

Speaker 3 (01:44:42):
It is myself, Tone Bell, Phil Jackson who created Grand Crew.
That's fine, uh, Corin Wells, Lender Smith Junior. A lot
of really great people to meet your told. And I'm
also doing Speechless on Sunday night.

Speaker 1 (01:44:54):
I forgot is that you have to write something for
that you have to like.

Speaker 3 (01:44:57):
It's like an improvised Ted talk type shows going to
be very fun. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:45:02):
I didn't do it because I didn't want to do homework.

Speaker 3 (01:45:04):
But come to pass that blood. If you want to last,
come to Comedian Clash. If you love a game show
and you also want to laugh, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:45:12):
Everybody needs to laugh. Yeah, KT Money. What would you
like to promote?

Speaker 7 (01:45:16):
As always, please adopt fruster an animal my go Will
Shelter but also if you live in LA, you can
donate to the Pasadena Humane Society. He's taken in literally
hundreds of animals from the fires. Also donate to the
California Fire Foundation, Habitat for Habitat, or Humanity LA World
Central Kitchen. Honestly, like there's a lot that you can
do to help people in LA right now.

Speaker 1 (01:45:36):
Our girl, Lisa, one of my best friends, she works
at the Pasadena Humane and she said they'd be doing
an amazing like it's been really there's the.

Speaker 4 (01:45:45):
Only thing you've named that I have not given money
to you bad and they.

Speaker 1 (01:45:50):
And like there's also resources if you've lost a pet
that you ken't like, there's all these resources to help,
like when animals have been found things like that.

Speaker 7 (01:45:59):
So like this is like I think a lot of
people outside of LA and California don't realize like how
bad it actually got here and how.

Speaker 3 (01:46:06):
Still is it still is there that was five acres
before we started, it's now nine thousand.

Speaker 4 (01:46:12):
Shit, it's doubled inside.

Speaker 3 (01:46:15):
In less than four hours.

Speaker 7 (01:46:18):
Yeah, it's not bad, Yeah it's eastatic, but like the
actual devastation I think people like outside of here don't understand,
like how fucking huge it is, and just like how
much help is going to be needed.

Speaker 1 (01:46:28):
It's in all the years that I've lived here.

Speaker 7 (01:46:31):
Never I've lived in California my whole life, I've never
seen anything.

Speaker 3 (01:46:34):
This is crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:46:35):
I got my friend Laurie, I was able to go
stay with me and the kiddies drove up and stayed
with her in Berkeley, and she'll be at the show.
She might come play with us our bachelor historian. But
driving ba is you know, lucky enough to get out
of here and driving back about two hours out, I
was with my friend and we saw I was like,
why is that air brown?

Speaker 3 (01:46:55):
Over?

Speaker 1 (01:46:55):
There was like two hours and then it started. I'm like,
oh my god, that's the air and the smoke. It
started like two hours north and the smell and that
was it never stopped. I was like, oh, because we
were six hours away and it was like, oh, this
is really bad. We came back Monday. It was like
just a couple of days ago. Like it's bad, yeah, yeah,

(01:47:17):
it's bad.

Speaker 7 (01:47:18):
No, But also just like the amount of people who
lost their ohs, and like we already had a housing
crisis here in LA and I mean it's just it's going.

Speaker 1 (01:47:25):
To be the whole neighborhoods are just gone a lot,
you know, a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:47:29):
Anything you can do to help, you know, like there's
a lot of resources online how to help people.

Speaker 3 (01:47:34):
YEAHO, it's not over. By the end of the night,
we will very likely have three fires that have reached
the size of bigger than the Borough of Manhattan in
one fucking county, which is crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:47:47):
It was interesting because like a lot of people who
don't live here, like it was interesting like how they
reached out to be like, are you guys okay, because
it was like, yeah, I think people just go, oh,
there's a fire in California again, and yeah, kind of
just some thing and it's like no, no, this was
like next level.

Speaker 1 (01:48:00):
This is even the day before the fires.

Speaker 4 (01:48:03):
The wind.

Speaker 1 (01:48:05):
I've never the wind was like Lauren and I were
writing in my front living room, which when you texted me,
Lourena and I were writing and like like you know,
never it was before any fire had begune and my
friend room it was like, oh, should we get away?
Is this glass gonna break? Like just from the wind.

Speaker 7 (01:48:23):
It was like I almost felt like the the you
know they do in the hurricane that took the tape
x on.

Speaker 1 (01:48:26):
Yeah, we're like, we were like, oh, it feels like
just from the wind, the windows are going to break,
which in California. I felt that in Rhode Island with hurricanes,
but it's never felt that way here. It was like
it was like tornado. It was like tornado wind.

Speaker 7 (01:48:39):
And one thing I think people don't understand because like
I was like, I don't wind in California is very different,
especially here in La because most places around the world
at night, the wind gets it lessons, but here it
gets more. Yeah, it actually grows. And it has something
to do with the ground temperature. I don't yeah exactly.
I'm not a scientists, but I do know it does
get worse at night here. Yeah, And so like I'm yeah,

(01:49:00):
and then we have had no ring, not one inch
of rain since.

Speaker 1 (01:49:03):
Like there's a rumor rain on Saturday.

Speaker 5 (01:49:06):
Yeah, and then that rings mud slides from all.

Speaker 1 (01:49:08):
These and that's what happened.

Speaker 7 (01:49:09):
I want to see that. And then it flooded.

Speaker 5 (01:49:12):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:49:13):
Yeah, doctor rain doctored sun ray. We need we need
a little a little lot of time. Doctor Banana, Is
there anything you want to promote?

Speaker 2 (01:49:26):
No, I have nothing going on, but you can follow
me at Money Moves, host me on Instagram if you
feel the need to.

Speaker 1 (01:49:32):
We're going to start our Southern charm again soon our
patreot and we haven't been charging anybody, so don't worry,
but we're going to start. We pause, we pause, we
pause charge a because.

Speaker 2 (01:49:41):
Pause charging because we went.

Speaker 1 (01:49:43):
On holidays and and doctor Banana moved and and then
there's arm again in so now, but we'll be back.
We're gonna start with Southern charm. It looks it looks
like Sunday, Sunday and Monday. There might be rain that
would be just maybe a little at a time would
be nice. Okay, Hey, hopefully we will see you at
every show. You'll go to Jaqisha show, You'll go to

(01:50:04):
Doug and I will have our foursome weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:50:07):
And come talk to us, Come talk to us, Come
talk to me. I can't speak for everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:50:11):
Get talk to me.

Speaker 3 (01:50:12):
I don't come to me.

Speaker 1 (01:50:14):
Hello, you can kind of talk to me. I like
when you guys talk to me. All right, until next time,
Thank you so much for My name is ar Ringodbie.

Speaker 5 (01:50:21):
Oh yeah, you're.

Speaker 6 (01:50:24):
Gonna get all up in your tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:50:27):
I feels so good.

Speaker 5 (01:50:30):
I just got one little blush to finger.

Speaker 6 (01:50:32):
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Listen to your world except the rolls in to your world?

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