"CAN I GRIND YOU FOR A SECOND?" w/ Jacquis Neal and Shaun Diston

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will you accept this rose a production of iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
We have a tech whiz here. I felt like I
felt very taken.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Care of this combo of this, these two Katie and Shot.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
This was excited. It was great.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Sorry, I'm screwing in some electronics over the year.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
It was pretty exciting.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
I love it. We figured it out. Rip my boogabilia.
I had to rip it out.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
I lost my I lost my house insurance in November,
not a great time in California.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
To not so you and everyone else in the state.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
They decided to revoke it exactly. Hello, I'm going to
do another opost, mollies. This was my name is Art
May coming to you from my.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Bougie garage in Los Angeles, California. I just want to say,
before we get going, thank you to everybody who came
out to sketch Fest.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
It was so fun. We Sclar brothers are going to
be our Rookies of the Year this year.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
They had some hot takes. Love it said that Jesse
Palmer has birthing hips.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
He has hips.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Look they can body shape. This is this was men
man on man.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Is it shame to have birthing hips? I think interesting.
I think Jesse Palper birthday hips like you can carry
the baby on your hips, don't or you give birth
to give birth, you're ready to think you're ready to go.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
I think if you're like a like back in like
Caveman times and you're like I want ten kids, you're
looking for Jesse Palmer and I'm here for it. That's good, Okay.
And I also wanted to say which I said my date.
You weren't here last beecause I was getting ready that
I was going on on a first date and somebody
had asked me for dinner, and I eat really I'm

(01:44):
not a neat eater. So we looked at the rest
We looked at the restaurant in advance.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Now what was it? Okay, So there are some things
that maximize bad eating.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Okay, I'm gonna I'm right down. I'm gonna write down.
So Brendan said that he would.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Have Okay, I see what you're writing.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
That's a hot first date place.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
It's a really nice, great great I've never been. I
had to go. I hadn't been in years.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
It's really fun, old school booths, really fun.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
So I want to talking abouts and fruit we're talking
about we're talking about Guy Fieri's Express Barn Girl.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Okay, so I but I was saying, I am a
really fast eat because my dad was like a monstermony
when he was like circle the table, like dive over
the defensively, and I'm just messy. So we went through
the menu. Whitney and Anna advised me against both of

(02:46):
the things that I got, which was a wedge salad,
which is which did go everywhere everywhere, and they were
saying that it would be too messy to eat.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, but I was. I did have it fly off
the plate.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
It said baby job, so baby wedge, but it was
huge and play off of the plate. And then and
then it was and also my friend who's staying with
me because the fires, I had my outfit on the
go and she said, that's what you're gonna wear.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Tough. This is this is this is a rough start.
She may put on a mini dress. Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
So then so then they said don't get steak, get scallops,
and I got this day.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah, okay, I wasn't here for any of this advice,
but I have to disagree. First of all, if you're
a messy eater, I had ear freak flag fly because okay,
what are you gonna be a neat eater for the
rest of your life after this first day? You just
have to you just have to. Maybe you have to
talk about it.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
And just say, hey, I'm really I'm a.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Bit of a messy eater.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
I know we're in a fancy restaurant, but people will
be looking at us. Are you okay with that?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
So I think just eat, like unless you are literally
eating like you are in prison with your hands feet,
which like which is fine, which is fine, but at
least unless you're doing it. I can't remember ever going
on a day to be like.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
A messy easy the problem to I do go into
like Golden Retriever survival mode, okay, I where I'm like
I like that. Like then like if I'm having a
nice time, the date is like an eight minute date, yeah,
because it's like, oh.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
You're already does well, Here's what I will say.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
I have to like put my fork down once in
a while.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yes, I think put your fork down once in a while,
check your phone. But I'll also say it leads to
a funny story. If you say, hey, just you know,
you might be noticing I eat really fast. Let me
tell you about my fun quirky dad, and then you're
talking about something.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Well on the date he did say, I'd like to
see you again next week.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
It is great.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
The wedge salad did not put a wedge between you.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
And maybe he was a messy eater it too, and
he was hiding there. Then he was maybe he was
hiding it. He was at least slow.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
And then and then my wedge got taken away because
I was trying not to like motor boat, the wedges.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Is what I want. I would be like, probably would
have loved it.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
I wanted to mutter brow the wedge, but it got
taken and like they.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Removed it from me because they bought your entree.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
They brought the entree, which then I went slower than
I normally would.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, that's good, that's good.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
So then he was like, are you done with your
So that's actually a win for me.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
He was like, no, no, no, you need more time. Just
don't feel like she's done. Also, I've learned to not
go on for if I'm going to a dinner place
on the first day, don't go extremely hungry. Yes, I've
learned that I loved something before something before, you know,
because like you don't want to overeat like and be
all full and then like you know, you're not like

(05:39):
I'm hungry, ship, let me get exactly what I want
and then you just you know, you get Also, you know, fuck.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Them, that's exactly what they don't understand.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
They don't understand. If they don't understand, I mean, that's
the thing. That's the thing.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
It's more just me going to like just adult class,
you know what I mean, Like like even for like
a business meal, this is me, this is me, just
like listen. Also, eight of my girlfriends are leaving in
LA right now.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Moving So many people eat eight a lot.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
So I'll tell you the break, like eight of my
best the people I eat with.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
So there's gonna have.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
To be like a moving up of like because you're
kind to my party, Like, I like, I have friends,
so I need to like I'm gonna have to bump up.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
You're gonna have to train other friends. Let me tell
you something, my friends, I will say, as someone.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Want to be my friend, absolutely do you do? Absolutely?
Would you really? Let's go get dinner? You really short
commitment on your because I eat so fast. I'm down
with it.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
And also I feel like there is a contingent of
men who see a woman actually like eating and not
feeling self conscious about what they're eating. I eat that
can there's respect there.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, what am I?

Speaker 3 (07:00):
I don't want you to be pretending to be who
you're not.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
I also think it's like I think I'm a surprised
because I think it's like a little blonde actress in
l A.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
I don't think. I don't think steak No.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
I remember I used to live with zach alvin Akus's
closet when I first started, and he would call me
Piggy small.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
He couldn't believe how.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Much I ate, and he was like he did the
Big Brother program, so he had this little boy and
they only hate the little boy be like pig a
Peggy because they couldn't believe how much I ate. Well,
let me introduce our guests, so I'm gonna have to talk.
So you know what I don't have. I don't have
the location of our next date. I have the day
of our next.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Day, so I'll let you know.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
I'll have to text you guys to go through the menu,
and then maybe I'll listen to you because I probably
shouldn't have gotten the wedge.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
This steak was okay, it might not be a food date. No,
it's a dinner Okay. He was impressed. I mean, I
guess he's like, I've never seen a woman this much. Again,
is because she was like evacuated for two weeks and
he's like, I love this a thirty minute date. It's incredible.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
She ate everything, she ate everything. Okay, to my right,
we missed you this year at Sketch Fast.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
I missed it. We've had we've missed you because you're
you're now a regular at our live shop the last
three or four. You're very popular with our crowd.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
You're so popular with our crowds.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
I love the crowd.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
They love you. You know him from comedian Clash, you
know him from drop Out, you know him as a
horny pool inspector from the podcast Ladies and Gentlemen. Honestly,
my one of my two new best friends and.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Frank and I say that you guys are also going
to be our. You guys are going to be our.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
You're gonna be like because Mike Castle is on my
dating advice.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, she's like my stress.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
You guys could add to that they think I need
like street guy dating advice. Yes, because Lauren is on
the Lauren is on the like the lady version.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Yeah, and she's also, like, you know, a close friend,
so she's gonna say things like that you probably need
to hear or don't want to hear. Yeah, that you
will take. But like when you get like another opinion.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
I hope I need the Fellas to be like, no, no, no,
it's okay.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
We're going to tell you what it's like to date
a cool guy.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, so's name?

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Hello? Hello, what's up? What's up? Oh? Man Grant, this
is all black season. Oh my god, I have to
tell you. We'll wait till we bring it our next.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
I feel like this is the best Bachelor we've ever had.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
But wait, we'll talk about it. Okay, now I did.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
There were some parts I didn't like this week, but
we'll get to that. Every man gets sucked by having
a harem. I just will say it. Nobody can handle
it once she gets dry hump by Carolina. You know
what I mean exactly. You can't handle it? Okay? He
is he really comedian, a brilliant podcaster, and this kick
ass TV writer who's going to develop a s I

(10:05):
can just feel it is coming. It's the most recent
show that he wrote on. It's also one of like
Our Got Mitch, He's irregular on it. Twisted Metal will
be coming out a Peacock again the summer. The trailers up.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Now, Hello, trailer.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
I don't know if the trailers out right now. The
trailer is imminent. Trailer is imminent, and it's the second season.
Come on now, people already, Come on now, people are ready.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Come on now.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
I want to say that I'm gonna be on Rachel's Jempstones.
It starts March Night's.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Incredible final seasons.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
I need you to know that I look like I'm
a I look like an adult version of a child
that's a cast member on Toddler's and Tierra, isn't it.
I'll show you a picture later that you're not gonna believe.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Can I just say one thing?

Speaker 3 (10:52):
I know that, of course, my good friend Jack he's here,
must be a fan favorite, because I have the thought
of all my friends that are in comedy that I
do comedy with. Yes, who fits the bill as someone
who could be or could have been the Bachelor?

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yes? Come on now, listen, what a beautiful thing to say?
Thank you? I should have been I should have been
the contestant on Gabby Season Come on the way. That
would have been incredible, would have been incredible.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Oh my god, I did a show with Robbie Hoffman
this weekend.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Oh yeah, was there. Gabby was out there.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
I see him all over l A restaurants and hanging what.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Are cute cops?

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Super cute?

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (11:35):
And are you guys watching the Traders?

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Obviously?

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Okay, Gabby's having a great time.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
R I P R king wells wells quickly quickly. We
could later and make it.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
But Gabby's having a great time.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
So Doctor Banana was with us at Sketch Fest. Also,
Jerry Trainor flew up for Sketch Fast.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Jerry.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
We love Jerry. He did the Bachelor leg wrap, run
and Jump we have. Kate mccoochie was there. Doug Benson
was there. Also a shout out to her Queen, my
queen on my left. She went and bought all new
headphones in an entirely new like headphone panel box. She
came in early. She spent one hundred and fifty dollars

(12:16):
on this, and it was like, what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (12:19):
And then still does some word but it does so
it is like a robot. We figured it out.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
But you know what, we couldn't do this without you.
And I was actually thinking in a year it will
be our ten year anniversary. And this is all because
you said, Yes, I'm gonna have to get you, like
I'm gonna have to like engrieve you something. We're gonna
have to throw Katie a party. We're gonna have to
have an anniversary. We have to have an anniversary party. Yeah,
and bring back this stud We'll have to bring back
every guest that was ever on, including some of the

(12:47):
really weird ones.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
That LA Let's do an l A live show. Oh
my god, that's really fun. We should And this is
a celebration of Katie and ten years.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Ten years in Doctor Banana. Yeah, and we know we
know our top five weirdest guests. We know there are
top we have our top two weirdest guess. We know
our weirdest guess. But then we know we know are
like top top three to five for different reasons.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
We've also had like a lot of people on the like,
I don't know, it's just interesting like the range of
people we've had.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yes, it's been a wide range from THEO.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
Vast girls do it like a lot.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
He was great. The so.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Was one of the busy THEO made me laugh harder.
So when I when when water is spilled all over
my cell phone and and he and Heiitner were being
so dirty, and then they were making fun of me.
And then I spilled water all over my cell phone
and I was like, I need to stick it in
a bag of rice, and THEO said, quick, put it
in your pussy.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
That'll dry it up.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
And it made me laugh for fifteen more minutes. I
couldn't get it backs. So that's so funny.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
That's very funny, very funny. I would never say it,
but I wish I could. I don't really know him, yeah,
which makes it even funnier to stop himself was right there.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
It was so funny. I don't think I got it
back on the track for like two more months.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
I was like dying, and I felt like I was
betraying my own gender that I could have. But it
was so funny.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Okay, all right, well I'm gonna I'm going to come
back to you guys for dating advice. Lator I'm also
having a drink with somebody else, look having my own bachelor.
But I appreciate the offer of a dinner I gotta
be honest. I appreciate the offer of a meal. I

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like the effertor.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
I think that's very attractive. I think that's that.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
I think that's a way better offer, and it's it's
more attractive as like this, this guy, this is a
this is a man.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
We like that. This is a man. This is a man.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Valet, oh, valet, Valet, Okay me too, all right, here
we are. I want to hear your overall thoughts on Grant.
I love Grant as a bachelor. I believe I've said
this on every like you know, hearing about his story.
I grew up with addiction, like him speaking freely, like
you know that it does affect you. His dad has

(15:33):
now gotten sober, newly sober. It's been a journey, like
you know, his mom did her best and rape, but
that they weren't able to have a lot of meals together,
a lot like I believe this guy is a nice
episode one, I was like, he really is. I believe
he wants a family and that he seems very much
who's going.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
To be a good mom.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
I want a family at But then this episode, once
he got grinded on stage, the with.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
The battle grind drunk.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
He got grind drunk.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
It was like, hey, lady, something seems to be Office
does not want to make out.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
You guys seem like he's making out a lot. He's
taking out with everybody. He's making it like he's making out. Okay,
so how do you feel about him? Listen? Listen man,
let me tell you. I like Grant. I like Grant.
I love that we have like a piano playing singing
hip hop freestyl Okay, that was hard, yeah, freestyle.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
And I got two songs, and that you got.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Two songs in one of the hard.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Launch for his new album Difficult.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Wait a minute, are we dealing with somebody looking for
a record deal?

Speaker 2 (16:43):
That's what it felt a little he did say multiple.
He was like, I just made that up. Made that up.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
That's how I felt.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
I agree, you just make up a full on chorus
to an R and B.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
I agree that the song at the mall felt better
than the freestyle O.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
The freestyle was you know, the song at the mall
was sweet.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
I thought that was very cute. Does that store? I
need to go to the Beverly So to make sure
that the way I.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Left when she cut out of the car and it's
at the Beverly.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
And I was also like, oh, that explains her outfit.
She's like got a gallon up top to like get
ready for fun. You know, she's got her giant jeans
her like sexy top or dus on. Like She's like, how.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Do I I want to be alluring? But I'm supposed
to be able to ride this horse?

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Like you know, it's a nice mall.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
They two thousand and one.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
They read they read it in pretty cute of the
malls in La.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
It's nice.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
But I was just like, the Century City mall is
very exciting.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
The Century City that's a great.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
All the outdoor malls, I don't want to love the Grove.
I don't want to love an outdoor Everybody loves the grove.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
You can't you hate the grove. I love the Americana.
I love the American Gallery. Guy, the Gallery.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
I love the Gallery.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
I was in the Galer and earthquake one that was
a few months ago. I happened to be there. I
had to go to some store there and the earthquake hit,
and first of all, it felt like a fucking train
hit because it was like sixties. And then you know,
like it has the lights, and it has like those
metal cups are on the lights, those fell down, hit
a man fell out.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
It was never in the gallery during the earl. I love,
I love Okay, So so overall your.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
My overall feeling O grant is is positive. It is. I.
I do recognize a little bit of player in him,
for sure. I recognized a little bit of player in him.
You think he's full of ship a little bit. I
don't know if he's full of ship, but I professionals,
he played professional bat. He's got a ferrari. I didn't

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understand that at all. I did have question he this
is easy for him, Yes, this is easy.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
For He's not Joey, he's not Joey going. Are they
gonna love me? Are they gonna say? There's no doubt
that whoever he picks, he's gonna.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Say, Yeah, this is easy for him. Like he's he's cuddling,
hand on ass, making out like, yes, he knows the
right things to say. This is easy. I have I
haven't even read. Okay, I'm interested. The question I have
is what makes a good bachelor?

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Okay, this guy is he's great, seemingly incredibly attractive. Yeah,
he's got stuff going on. He's got a ferrari, plays basketball,
he plays the piano.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
He's a day trader.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
He's a day trader.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
It just seems like he's not a one note human being.
So all that's good. Now he's got some flaws.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
He's got some fatal wounds, which makes you have empathy,
give you some empathy.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
But is he fun to watch?

Speaker 1 (19:52):
I think it's more fun than now. You might have
missed the paint dry. That was like jack shall cross.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
To watch that season nice. That was Joey Joey was.
I liked Joey, but I also more like to the
bachelorettes and or the women in that scene.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
I feel like Carolina is audition Maria.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
I was thinking the same thing, but joe was boring.
Here's the thing I'll say about him. I like him.
I actually see a little bit of insecurity in him.
Interested yeah, and I think it comes from oh yeah,
I've like hooked up with a lot of women. But
now I actually like need to like I want to
watch him as he gets closer to the proposal and
see how he starts to react. I'm a little bit

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like he's having fun now, but when we get into
the like real meat of this.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
I wonder.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Okay, I'm just so two more things into the pot
and we're gonna ask Katie how I in the pot.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
I liked.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
On the plus side, I loved who his first impression Rose.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Was absolutely she's my favorite of them right now.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
She's a danneling and a real real person. Yes, yeah,
who's Who's the first Lama Lama Alex speA therapist.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
And she she has She seems to cute At first
when they introduced her, I was like, this is one
of the moro manic people I've seen on me show Medio.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
But that was like coming from a human place of me.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yes, because she's because she's like actually like a farm
girl from Canada.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
She's actually since.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
She keep on Terrri because he seemed.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
To really like the sweet girls.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yeah, and then and then but on the flip side,
when Crazy Eyes, when Crazy Train per Perika did the
when she did the power point of this is us
with our kids, this is us getting married, he look
terrified of like, what do you mean we're getting married?

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Beause he kept her though. I think that was a producer.
She was the last one.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Okay, Katie, do you think he's emotionally able.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Do you think he's a player? Do you think you
could commit?

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Are you still feeling him after he got dry humped
and then kind of gas lit the women about it
the next day at the rose.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
At the fucking at the cocktail party.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
But when he's like with.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
The individual women, he's really sweet and he's really ave,
and he seems to listen. He seems to all of them.
But like, the things I don't like is like he
seemed too into Zoe taking him away from day and
he like seemed too okay with that, too okay with
her hanging around being disrespectful, and I don't know, maybe

(22:20):
they're honestly not allowed to be like hey, like no.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
He looked afraid to me, we get to that, but
he definitely looked like this is crazy.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I didn't he didn't kiss her
or anything.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
I think he had almost seemed.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
To like it, And I didn't like that because it's
not what he liked.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yeah, it's not like you know, if I would understand
if a bunch of parents and like, you know, if
it was the opposite it.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
But it's like, there are twenty absolutely stunning, beautiful, smart
women who want your attention like, don't disrespect.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Okay, So here we are. We're starting out and out.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
I got it.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
This is the on this your pigs.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
You and I both chose Zoe to in it.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
You were just looking at her. She really but this
is at the episode. This was before episode two.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
I was even afraid of the cannon gun. She also
wrestled him like she like flipped him.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
On a map.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Then you had Jane, Then you had Rebecca.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yeah, okay, I'm about to be Wait, okay, who did
I have?

Speaker 4 (23:34):
You had Juliana for number one, then Zoe Rebecca Okay,
I had Zoey, Juliana, Janney Okay, and who are my?

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Who are my? Like?

Speaker 4 (23:43):
Roresa was your villain, Carolina was your fire starter?

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Okay, I'm right.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
I'm right about Caroline, Vicky and Carolina for you right now,
Zoe's the villain.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah. I could see a little bit of Caro Carolina
coming in there. Fire starter. Okay, So here we are.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Can I just quickly tell you who my picks are.
Benefit of seeing the first episode, Yes, but I immediately
thought Alex was with his first impress impression.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
She's your number one. I know she's my number one.
I will say the other people that I'm like keeping
an eye on. Yes, Rose, Rose not getting a lot
of love in the news. She looks so cute.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
She's getting a lot of love in these edits right now.
But I can see it coming on where you know
what I think.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
I think Rose has a heavy pore of champagne. She
feels a little toasty, and she also gave a hand job.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
To that clay like nobody's business. She's making that just showing. Now,
this is something I can.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
There is a debate at because I was saying that
I thought he was funny when he made the ankle
bracelet joke, and Kate mccouochie said she thought that the
producers gave him that line, and I believe he made it.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
I made the I think he made the map.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
I will give him credit. He seems like he could.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Come up with something.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
I think he's got kind of a nice sense of
picking some quirky girl.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
He's great this, this feels easy for him.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Here, here's what I said, here's my last pick, and
who I actually think, especially after this week, is right
now my front runner, Letia.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
I think I think the act of calling him out,
I agree with you, is something.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
That with and I hate to say it, but when
we feel a little bit of a challenge or a
little bit of like whoa, this isn't just like me
steamrolling through this whole thing. Yes, that will make him
connect well.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
The right guy, the wrong guy, I would be like,
go for yourself.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
No, I loved that she did that.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
It actually dinged me when he said that that phrase.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
I kind of remember hearing it came to me a
little better.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah, look, I'm sure if I was, I'm sure ship
would fly out. I would be terrified and I would
just say crazy yeah and drink.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
I was because I've.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Dated guys that would fully gas like I felt like
he handled it and apologized.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
He was, I think, and it didn't seem to affect
It didn't seem to affect him, and like, oh wait,
you're coming at me.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
He was just And I think the fact that she
accepted his apology me too. They're closer connection. I do
feel like that moment was huge for the connection. So
I'm looking out for Letier.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
I thought I thought I was gonna give Carolina to
first and press or the date rose until that moment.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
He gave a time question, do you think that her
Mormon faith, like would he have to be Mormon?

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Is she still Mormon? Yes?

Speaker 3 (26:23):
I think if anything is a hiccup, that is it.
But also there's a spectrum of Mormon I think she
even says this, there's a spectrum of Mormon people in general,
Like I dated someone who was a Mormon in New York,
Like there are there, there are people in the culture
of Mormonism, especially because she's also adopted.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Right.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Yeah, I think that it could be a hiccup. That
might be their only hiccup.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
I'm gonna ask a question. And this is truly just
because I don't know anything about it. I was surprised
when she kissed him.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
I didn't know. Is that like a surprising thing that
there's a total there. I've looked up with him, Yeah,
I've looked up with I don't.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Think they're not like completely chased something.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Maybe some of them, I don't. There's like the underwear thing,
but I just think it's more like they can't drink
and and.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Stuff like that. That is a spectr Like I've met
Moremon people who drink.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah, And I think kind of like Christianity. I mean,
it's kind of like, you know, there's yeah, because my
grandma until like the past two years, was like, I
don't wear pants against is like religious and so like,
and you know, you would go to another Christian woman
and they were like, that's fucking crazy. But it's probably
like that.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
At the same time, she came on the show knowing
he's not Mormon. Like, I think she's already dressed in
her head if that was an issue.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
Yeah, she's I really love that, she said, thought that
was and I really thought the the communication with it
was really good.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
He seems to like the the real women. Yes, okay,
so here we are.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
They're like, okay, so they go they do this champagne
and they're like, our wish has been granted.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Good one, Okay. I wrote that in this episode were
so annoying. It's like when they were playing basketball.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
So Rebecca are Rebecca?

Speaker 2 (28:07):
She was?

Speaker 1 (28:08):
She was with that I put top through the how
excited I was.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
I'm so sexy.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
She's holding her rose, she's for manifestation.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
I'm like, uh oh. She was sweet though she was.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
I liked her energy, like she seemed like she had
to hang out with Sean.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Hey, I love Rebecca, love you you are a gorgeous woman,
you are giving fling energy. I think that the the woooss,
even if you believe it to be coming out with
it so quickly, and most of it's to the confessional.
So I don't know what she's saying to him, but

(28:45):
I just feel like that is not the right vibe
for an ex NBA player guy who wants to start
a family. To me, it's like, oh, you meet someone
and you're like dating a little bit. But I don't know,
it's hard to imagine this guy taking that seriously, not
already coming in with that wound himself.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yes, I have I have a different take. I don't
know if we want to get to it yet, but
like the real reason that I'm like, I can see that,
but I think he did her dirty because he specifically
asked for her to come and talk to him about
what was wrong.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
Tale and for him to do that for well, for
him to come to her my informant kind of and
for for him to come to her with that type
of emotional request and then to not even choose her
so that washity.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
To me, I think it is a good point.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
I think of it as him being like, who should
I talk to? Right now that I'm not going to
waste time that I like, he's just I think he's
already I think he already knew that this one is
not the one. And I will also say another moment
I pinpointed that maybe led to this moment.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
I think the run and jump was weird. Yes, you're right,
he didn't want it.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
She was like, okay, be careful now, okay, and then
down so much and she like looked back at the
girls like, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
It was like, girl that was earlier, you're right right,
and it was that you're right. It was. It was
a weird moment.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
You know what he likes a little more demure? He
likes Does he likes a little more demure?

Speaker 3 (30:25):
I think he's I think that he's probably dated a
lot of people as an athlete. He's probably dated a
lot of people that are a little too I would say, Rebecca.
And he's looking for more of a like someone with
like the lack of a better turn like Beyonce energy
can take care of myself, will push back.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
I think And is that a good sign for him?
I think that's good he wants to think.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
I think that's fair.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
I think this could taste I feel like generally.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
I feel that's fair. I think, and I think that's
okay to want, especially in your thirties beyond. But I
just think if that is what he wants, it was
unfair of him.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
To He shouldn't have picked her.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Shouldn't have picked her.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
She handled it so well, she did.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
She handled that so well, so gracefully eliminated.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
That's why I was like, no, it was over as
soon as that run and J I mean.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Should and also the fact that he would choose her
to like, you know, to tell him what's happening. He's
not gonna ask a girl that. He's like, brilliant, all.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Right, we're gonna take a quick break and we'll be
back and we're gonna get into all.

Speaker 6 (31:36):
This oh bone zone.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
For the bone zone, and we're back. Yes, okay, So Alex,
she's like, I make say and I forgot what he
looks like. So there's two group dates, yes, and they're like,
time to shoot your shot.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
That I just need. I gotta say, come up with
something better.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yeah, we were talking about whoever.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
Was he played basketball?

Speaker 2 (32:14):
I don't know if he does.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
There we certain it's literally also like the people lost
the Will to Live who wrote all the bios for.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Like, I feel like like they they lost somebody. They
are the writers of the season too.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yeah, it's like somebody somebody's going through, like a mean
somebody's going through.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
I thought your shot, I thought, okay, they got to
go to a gun range, like.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
I thought, okay, So then it really mean twist of fate.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
They have a clear divide in the season where there
they had like six giants versus like six tiny.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Little poly pocket was really crazy. The team match up hilarious.
There's so many things that pissed me off about this basketball.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Why would you and why would you not just mix
you but tiny girls and giants.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Must have been a random I don't think.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Change it. Yeah you could. Also I could. When those
kids came out, Like I caught this moment, Vicki's look
was just like I want these kids here. She had
a look on her face. She was just like I
was upset.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
I wish they got more of it.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Was like she was not like babies.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
She's right, like yeah, it's weird. She's like, there's nothing
like nothing like fonder flirty on a first date that
I have to deal with a bunch of like kids
are not even belonging to anybody there. He made such a.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
Big deal of that.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
I want to see how you are with I don't
care how you play.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
I would have lost at that date because I would
have just been like trying to play the best basketball
and the like, I don't know about these children.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
I think that let me look at her name, Natalie. Yeah,
I think she played the game correctly and that she
recognized what was happening and just was like, let me
go take.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
I can't play.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Take would have done that because there's no way I
would have been a star in the basketball. I'm not
going to go shine playing basketball.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
So and she's also really good at the kids.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
I thought, you know what, I would have.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Gone been pretty with the kids too, counselor. I think that.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Moment with Natalie and the kids to me projects her
further into this game. I think she ends up in
the top five.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
I think so too.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
I think she's he wants to have kids, he wants
a good Martle, he wants and he wants. Now he's
going to get distracted by Carolina, but she's not gonna win.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Natalie is a great communicator, she's very pretty.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Far she's hot, Caroline is hot.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Natalie either is in that top five, probably is the
top five, could be the next bachelorette.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Interesting.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
I feel like whenever they have a moment where people
are being sweet to.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Kids, love it. They love it. I love it.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
You know, she's young enough, durable, and would be a
fun next bachelorette. Gimme Chloe.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Okay, let's talk about this Chloe.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
She's so cute.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
First of all, I think Chloe is gorgeous, gorgeous she
and but I was starting to think, like, oh, personality wise,
is she a bit of a dud?

Speaker 2 (35:26):
She put on the T shirt. With a T shirt,
can't let me tell you that that was very cute.
That was very funny.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
She didn't give a ship I'll put it on.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
And it was another girl's face. I was I would
have that. I like Chloe. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
I think the way she was acting at this whole
basketball love her.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
And she was great. She was hoping, she was hooping,
she was scoring basket.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
She was also also the moment also the moment where
our homegirl took him away from Zoe, took him away.
She was going to the kids and be like, say,
something like kind of joking.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
With fun ship talker.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
I actually thought that that basketball thing made me really
like Chloe. Do I think she's going to get to
the end. I don't know, but I maybe am rooting
for her.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Really, Bachelor, we've never had a redhead, and we've never
had like a plus sized girl would be excited.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
I'd also love to see her on the beach.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
By the way, she's like an eight size, like like
a regular model.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Whenever her played basketball, was like, this is not a
plus size.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
It's just like everyone else is like zero.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah, that's all.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
But I would love to see her on the beach.
I think she has longevity in the franchise.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Can I say something else that pissed me off about
this basketball thing? It's on ABC thinks. Two things. One,
those jerseys were not yellow. They were sucking orange and
they kept making me mad. They were like yellow orange.
And then also I hated the name Grant Slam. That's Baseball.
That's Baseball.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Episode was twenty minutes before everything.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Started, like they have like they're down there, have a
staff of one now and they're hanging on by a thread.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
And then I to like a brutal divorce. Then we
talk about.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Can we talk about Ali Joe in the basketball game?

Speaker 2 (37:14):
I'm okay.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
We got an email from somebody who used to teach
Ali Joe.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Really, this is some insider scoops doff. It's her like
it was her stupid.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
While you look it up, I'll just say this on
the show, I've noticed that the Tri State area, Yes, women,
they come in very hot, and they come in somewhat combative,
especially if they're carrying the accent to it. Often doesn't
feel like to me that they have any chance of women.
They don't, but they will make it to the beach.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Where are you from. I'm from Florida, but I lived
in New York for eight years.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah, it fields as a as an East Coast gal.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
They're too hard for the French.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
It's like you need to have an East Coast bachelor
in order to Jude Ice.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Like real Housewives of New Jersey hang on to my
hoop like I'm gonna and weirdly they say what you
say about my fucking cousin that.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Because they're doing that, they feel a little younger for
some reason, too like or something.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
And I don't want to to prove Yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Don't want to be upsetting. I don't want to be
saying that, like women from New Jersey are un datable.
It's just something on this show. It doesn't it's archetypes they.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Cast because we're in Calabasas now. So then when you
when you send New Jersey to cal Look. I love
Ali Joe's She'll be grand TV, She'll be So this
is an email. Ali Joe is my student from a
lady named Amy Dear at Arden KT Money and Doctor Banana.
My husband Chris and I were lucky enough to meet
you in person in April twenty twenty three at.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
The Bell House.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Okay, I teach high school and Ali Joe is my student.
She was a great kid.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Back years ago, two years ago.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
She was a great kid back then, and exactly what
you're seeing on the show. She isn't playing a part.
That is just her and lots of Jersey girls I teach.
She was a dance major in our performing arts program,
and she would have been good on the other group.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Dad totally would have been good. But she was a
dance major. And you know what's funny, I just looked down.
She's thirty. She's thirty.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
For whatever reason, she comes off like she's in her
early twenties because she's because she's feisty and.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Like, yes, agree, I will say, though I understand why
she was angry. O me too as Zoe, but but
like the way it was coming off was that's the
wrong phrase. The way it was coming off, I think,
like I I would have rather she even went further,
like but like where she was it was just kind
of like, there's no point. There's no point in this.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
We have a lot of people who don't watch the show,
so they just listened. So basically, this woman is Zoe
who had the teachert canon, who's a model and went
to duke. She's intent, she's like I played basketball in the.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
Middle wrestler yes, like who's get the mechanical engine.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Yeah, but then she.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Became a wrestler model, so she's a wrestler.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
So that she did flip grand that was pretty impressive.
I will say, would as.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
A man, would that be a masculated to get flipped?

Speaker 2 (39:56):
No, No, you would like it. Oh my gosh, you
want l A. We're fine. I should throw down too.
I should throw if he goes hey, we'll throw me
around a little bit. Don't be afraid to get in
there because they will, they will will. We'll throw each
other around. We can throw each other around.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Okay, I have thrown anyone around. Okay, you know what
I did, grab the boys I have.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Yeah. I feel like if I was before I could fight.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
I feel like there was a wrestling match in this room.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
I would not put money again. Started No, not at all.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
You know, I laugh a lot. I actually love to
wrestle and fight. I I love it. I've never well.
I also have a fun loser because I won't win.
But I'm screaming and I talk ship like I'm winning
the whole time. So I'm down on the mat screaming
about how I'm winning.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
See that's the perfect thing is you throw around a
little bit, but then you lose and then you're laughing
about it.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
I can't stop laughing. I've never won, and I'm but
I'm I talk ship about like how like you are
you so humiliated right now when I'm clearly getting just destroyed.
I I was also like a year young for my grade.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
My mom just enrolled me in school.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
You were fighting for everybody.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
It was tiny and like and like kind of a rascal.
So and I was like this funny people would be like,
I want to kill you God, and then I never
want me laughing and Ship I was like, and I
just find it so funny. Yeah, I've never won one
of my my life.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Let me say this about Ali Joe.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
I think she there's some hard fouls on the court,
and that goes whatever.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Then we get that wasn't great, that wasn't great. But
then we get Zoe interrupting her twice.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Okay, and I understand her getting pissed, Yes, I just
think the way she delivered her pissed offness was not tactful.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
She has to play softer, she had.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
She needed to play more composed and let the other.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Girl have the break she can't.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
It came off a little and you could see the
other girls being like, we can't handle this.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah, because that's what I'm saying. Either go all the
way or don't go at all. So Zoe Zoe.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
They were having a slam dunk competition. We got like
one or two out. Then it was Zoe's turn and
they had like a kid size dunk thing.

Speaker 7 (42:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
By the way, half of those girls could have done
the regular they were.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
They're giant.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Some of them, like Chloe could prize exactly.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
So could Zoe to So Zoe was like, He's like,
I'm going exactly. She's like, I'm going to take my shot,
to shoot my shot, I'm.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
Gonna fit, but I'm going to steal grant.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
From She didn't even do it well, and she's like okay,
and like she was so nervous about it. She's like, okay,
wait to wait here and we're getting in the elevator.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
And then as take an elevator run now roof.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
She's in a tennis outfit, Like no, I it.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Was so ready.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
I watched it was very weird.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
His hand went up and then he went to grab
her like open side, and then he put it back down.
But they didn't even kiss. They just were like, here
we are on the roof.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
They got up to the roof and all he said
was like I really appreciate this compensation, Like he did
not feel comfortable and to the point where I was like,
good for him, Like you gotta.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Recognize that he looked stressed out.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
It was a really like people this is not an
uncommon occurrence on the show, but in the middle in
the middle, and I feel like I've seen people like
still moments in her day right, But the way she
did it in that specific setting was so weird because
not only because it's a group date, not only because

(43:29):
it's like a team sport thing, but there's also children,
the children and tracked yeah, and the children are also
like what's going on? And like that felt the children
and I could have forgave that if it didn't happen
two more times and that was pretty That's the thing.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Like it was weird. And also she had been talked
to about it, go keep doing it?

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Was she sus I think she's.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
As I think she's a sociopathetic.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Only playing that I'm not here to make friends, but
has been practicing it for a lifetime.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
Like why is he okay with it?

Speaker 2 (44:05):
I like why, Like if I was him and he was.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
And she was like, I'm gonna steal you for a
second and then we're like, all of a sudd We're
gonna I'd be like, hey, I appreciate this, but I
am on a date with all these.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Fen Yeah, okay, I'm just gonna speak.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
I wonder if he has people please her energy with
his dad situation, which I would have had fight or flight,
I have delayed reactions, so like I just shut down,
like I want to keep the peace. He may not
like confrontations, He might not know how to in the
moment do something about it. And I could see myself

(44:38):
nervously handling it in the same way and like then
kind of just like going like because you're so shocked
when something's happening. I could see myself.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Going along with it and then like not really wanted to,
but not knowing what to say. Yeah, yeah, I guess so,
but like after the first I mean not I guess
so to that, but to him, Yeah yeah, yeah, like
the first one, whatever that's gonna happen, I see it.
The second one. I would have even been like, but
when she came back, I need to say bye for
two minutes to like steal her back from Alie Joe.

(45:12):
That was that. I was even like, yo, that that's hands.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
She just hung around the whole time. Ali she like the.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
I think she has. She's a sociopath. And I don't
think she even she is clocking, like when the girls
were like we were mad, I don't think she was
even clocking.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
She says.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
She reminds us she got into duke probably like I
know people who were not smarter, though, but they were
just like, so I grow about winning and like such
just type a like Reese Witherspoon an election.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
It was like there was no process.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
Super there's no processing of anyone else's emotions. And I thought,
like what I type. What I disliked was that, Yeah,
he got interrupted. He went with her twice, but then
in a confessional, was like, I do feel a connection
with her.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
I'm like, what are you are you not seeing? Maybe
she's hot.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
She's really hot, and that opening my dress was really pretty.
I know, I know, but I think she might be
really hot. Okay, So then Chloe got the m VP,
she got the jacket that was cute, and they kiss.
She gave an appropriate level of a group date kiss
in front yes, everybody.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
She sit on his face, like in front of the children.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
It was the kind of kiss that the other girls
can root for. And I also think the other girls,
like Chloe.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
Meets Yeah, none of them felt like upset may.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
It felt like a girlfriend kiss. It was like an
appropriate in public girlfriend kiss.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
I was I was vibing with Chloe in the state.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
So then Chloe said, and so then she got to
talk to him alone first, and she said, yeah, Well
the ball was there, so you shoot it and he
was like I like.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
That, Like, yeah, I know. He was like I got
a new quote, and I felt I.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Felt like they I actually know, he really drinks a
lot out in my pocket. She's like, some people are
here for a season or reason or a lifetime, and
you're definitely here for a reason.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
I'm like, are you supposed to say that? But maybe
a life maybe a lifetime. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
It was interesting, but I felt like he confuses me
because I feel like each person that he makes out with,
I'm like, oh, Chloe is the front runner, but the
I'm like, he has major connections with multiple women.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Ever. Yeah, yeah, he played he getting them tongues wet,
He's showing it. He's he's and it's not even just
kisses like he is like they're like cuddling and this
is like.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
We snuggle by He's a snuggle b Yeah. I think
I would be confused by him.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
He would trick me.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
I think the Chloe thing, I was like, Oh, Chloe's
gonna get it for sure, and then to see uh
she didn't. Yeah, to see Natalie end up getting it.
What it made me think was he's very He's like
gonna get a lot of connections.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
With these people. Yes, he's a magpie, but I do
think that he's a shiny object.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
That's like exactly. But I do think he's making the
right reads because I giving it to her too, because
I was like, she was so sweet with the kids,
and she was like very game for everything.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
I did think Chloe was going to get it though,
but then the kid, because I mean, there's I guess
there is something nice about the fact that you know
he is in making predetermined uh, like he is using
his time wisely, right, Like the thing with Chloe happened,
and like we all and the thing with Carolina happened,
and and we all could say, oh, yeah, that's who

(48:30):
the rose is going to go to, But he took
the time after the facts making because it's like if
he had given Chloe the rose, then the whole nice
about Chloe and then maybe they do.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Start to feel a little like, well, all right, you're
just hanging out with Chloe this whole time to give
her the m VP and give her this kiss and time.
But then also notice someone else. If I'm one of
those girls, I'm thinking, well, no matter what's happening, I
have a shot.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
He's gonna listen, guess what. That's right. I think he's
a really good.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Fat Yeah he's he's not hear me, because I've we've
now watched many seasons. ABC often picks a very newtered man.
It's like, don't worry, America, He's not gonna fuck your daughters.
And then they all turn out to be like the
grosser than anyone's disgusting, like the nice ones trying.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
To be the grossest.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
So like except for Joey, who was sweet, but like
it just like yes, like this guy's actually like can
get girls.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
That's what I'm saying when I keep saying it is
easy for him. I'm not saying that in a negative way.
I'm just saying, like he knows we've never had a player.
This is he knows how to date. Yeah, and he
knows he I don't know if that's maturity. I don't
know if that's just you know, you play the game enough,
you know how to play the game.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
I think I think he's he knows how to do
this portion of dating. You know how to do this
gets it gets later. I see how he starts to actually.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Write that's interesting because some people you're right, because some
people can do very well in the beginning.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Yeah, some people are great at having getting people to
fall in love with them.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Which is why you No, it was very that's very
that's very.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Really, that's why you guys are moving up. Bye bye
bye bye bye bye bye. Eight girlfriends. We've got new
inner inner circle.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
And Jennifer Lopez is someone like that. Like people have said,
in the beginning of these relationships, it's great. All the
reports are like, everything's great, and then you get to
a certain level where things start to fall apart watching.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
And where how do you react when things aren't great? Right?
And then also, you know, it was it was very
interesting him and am I saying her name wrong Latia? Yeah.

Speaker 7 (50:33):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
They both were like, I'm tired of dating. That was
so cute, which I thought was very telling, Like I'm
tired of dating, which is true. Like you get to
a point where you're like, I am tired of going
through these processes like again and again and again, and
and then you know, seasons, maybe you have a season
where you're like, I don't mind dating, but sometimes you know, yeah, yes,

(50:56):
it's interesting.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
You know he was saying to now Lee, Uh, she's
the student He's like, you're a fan favorite the kids on.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
I love how you and.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Then they kind of really they're having more real conversations
than they normally have, like her, do you want kids?

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Like? I feel like she's a can our girl play
volleyball and you know, it's like.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
You could do whatever she wants basketball.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
It's like this basketball, she could do whatever. So then
we have Juliana the Boston girl.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
So everybody's nails ripped off everything. I thought that was
really funny. That was laughing my little.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Ass up and pulled out his hand job oil and
gave her like augh on her hands.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Do he have oil? It was a lot sial. He
had a lot of old to rub a bunch of
oil on your nail after it got ripped off. I
don't know. I think he just I think he just want.
I think he just wanted to like Massat and he
was like, this is how wet I like it.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
I like, I don't like. Juliana doesn't feel right for him.
I think that she manned up on the beach. But
she has an energy that's some interesting. I don't know
what it is yet.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
She hasn't quite popped.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
She see I picked is my number one pre just
when we're looking at the website. I think she's hot
and kind of gen z likable, but like I think
he seems to like the people with more like layer
she needed.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
She needs a little bit more edge for him. Yes,
I think she.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
She could work really well on the beach if you
be a hit on the beach. If you guys don't know,
last year was a tough year for me. I have
not hit the beach.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
We all. I am like, listen to me.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Okay, they're going back. Oh they got a show runner
that has show run like just the best trash ever,
Like they got married at first sight, they got like
lot violence to get crazy.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Okay, am.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
I looked up the if you Katie, would you mind
looking up the new showrunner of Batch her Ice. Their
resume is like, Oh, it's gonna.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
Be like they haven't announced the cast yet, but I'm like,
I want to see Maria.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
I want to see all of my.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
I really want to see some of the cast offs
from Golden mixed in with the regular.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
That would be hilarious. Give me some horny like Susan Jenner. Yeah,
Susan Jenner, I have get railed women.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
Yeah, so he He worked on Winter House, Married at
First Side, Summerhouse, Claim to Fame Fame. He also worked
on Flavor of Love, Flate Rock Married, Do It you
know that we need?

Speaker 1 (53:56):
I agree with you almost.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
I am absolutely happy to be back because I definitely
missed a couple of seasons because I didn't watch Golden Bachelorett.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
I didn't miss anything. Here's what they fucked up. They
picked a woman for.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
So she was too sad.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
She said she kept crying every time she saw a hawk.
She's like, on the hawk, there's a lemon tree.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
That's John.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Oh there's a blood of John love water. It's like,
you don't want to be that.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
I don't want somebody whose partner died anymore.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Also turned out her exit she like put on a pedestal.
Was like a white collar criminal, and he was like
and he was like opening up a strip call.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
He literally was like on trial for to the beach.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
I was trying to like open up the strip club
outside the DC area.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Oh my god, God, damn it.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Bring the hot guy who was like always with like
the chest boy.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
He was up up like okay, daddy, like a like.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
America react to the mingling of the Golden Frances.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
They would have liked it. But I would love it.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
John that would get some pow.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
He would he would, he would get he would get play.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
Johnny is a hot young younger girl strong to younger girl.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
He's strong and I think he also got ticket Jordan
with his big dick daddy handed Jia Dong.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
He's I mean, what's her name?

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Like the person from Golden Man, a huge witness by
the Chicago River.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
He would fully it's nothing or not.

Speaker 5 (55:31):
Pascal Pascal, go get plus on the beach, Pascal.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
Normal paradise and.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
To bring Susan Jenner down. You bring out April. She
was hot. He would love it. Honey, that was great
him on your COVID cruise ship and they jumping in
that pool and fucking. They would jump in the pool
and funk. Okay.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
So then Zoey Ali Joe, she said, I am done.
What is your problem? I have done nothing to you.
And then she goes, guess what, baby girl, you need
that much attention? Are you that insecure?

Speaker 2 (56:10):
That's fun?

Speaker 1 (56:11):
But some peer to peer and you're young, and you say,
baby girl, that's fun, that's fun.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
A baby girl. She went after imagine.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Katie and I getting in a fight and Katie is
saying to me, guess what, baby girl, do you think
I would go on and buy those new headphones from girl?

Speaker 2 (56:28):
I went to fucking best Buy. Baby girls, I won't
be your father. Put your ton of hand.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
And I think I think Ali Joe should have waited
till after the date to do this conversation. Incredible and
maybe even one on one. It just felt like to
open bully and I don't think it bodes well for
in the house.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Okay, well yeah, she's not gonna go far. But also,
like he likes the sweet, he likes the rose, he
likesn't say that I don't like either, Like he didn't
see them fight, though he might not think he canna
say anything to Zoe doing that multiple times.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
I think I only.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Remember they never did. They never did, they never do.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Know.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
There was like one bachelor who was like, Hey, I'm
spending time with her, but I'll confind you after all Joe.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
I think it might have been Joe. Recently that happened.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
A lot of the bachelors are hot betas who are
like with you, you're hot betas who who go, oh,
you're fighting for my attention? Well, my dad left, So okay, like,
you know what I mean, but you if you're fighting
for me, you must believe you're going to be around,
even if.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
You don't say anything in the moment. It's a turn
off and it would make me not want to keep
that person.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Great. It's not great. The first one whatever, the second one,
the third one was greagious.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Also, what are you thinking Ali Joe's thinking she's going
to be just as pissed, Like, yeah, it's it's weird.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
I've seen I've seen entire groups of the contestants turn
on The Bachelor. It's it's usually the man and they're like, yeah,
you just keep doing like it's like they turn on,
they make them not and they usually reward the fire
starter by giving them a second And I'm like, okay,
so like the sexy one. Look, I mean, I'll even

(58:23):
say Maria was good television. Maria had a hand in
a lot of her conflict, and she was like, let
me go slip into something more comfortable, and it was
like a victorious secret angel.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
Out possibly one of the craziest things ever.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
But and then he and he kept rewarding it, and
then all the ladies are like.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Well, We're gonna take a quick break and would be
right back.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
And it's for the money. Their grand followers and we're back. Hi,
every buddy.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Hello, We're at a one on one date with Alex.
We're at the Beverly Center. This was the wildest there's
there's roses, and she's the traffic store which is still open.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
So this is this, This is what pisses me off
about the Bachelor of franchise in general. I've talked about
this so many times in here is that one like
it has to I wish we would have talked to
like Charity and and Dalton about this, Like there has
to be some type of a letdown when you come
back to real life and actually really start to date
in real date. Yes, because this is this is not

(59:35):
a realistic fucking date. You do not shut down the
mall and then going to date. And then if you do,
you have way more fun than they had in a
mall dreams since we were teenagers. That's all you do it.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
I literally was like I was like, Oh, they're giving
her this Cinderella.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Date, right. I thought she was gonna walk out with
a bunch of clothes.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Up and she's gorgeous, but she showed up and like
her geens are cute, her top is cute. Is here
that all together? I was like, wait a minute, it's
like giving different. I'm like, she wanted to dress one way,
but they're like, get ready for fun. I'm like, okay,
so they're gonna like botch. They're gonna give her Cinderella.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
She's going to the mall. They shut on the mall.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
She's going shopping and instead, and she's shy. She's not
She's not Bailey who will get to later. She's not
somebody that's here for She's a shy Canadian speech therapist
that grew up.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
On a farm.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Yeah, and she so she just wants to talk to him.
You know, there were so many setups. This is a
we did do so many setsups.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
It's a weird day for sure, But I will say
because it was with her, they probably still had a
good time.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
She was just so cute.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
There were moments where they were like actually joking around
and she was like singing along to the song that
was playing on the radio. I was like, as stupid
as this date is producer wise, I think they are
having a dec.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
I think if they've let them have half as many sets.
Like they were like, now you're playing with the giant
ping pong things. Now you're riding the horses. Now you're
jumping on and breaking a bed. Yeah, they broke Like
I was like, where are they? Like it just thought
there were so many setups.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
A restaurant in the mall and yeah something just because
they might them loose. I don't know, like let them like,
don't make that like let them run around. This is
a better group date, like everyone every yeah, let's go
to the mall and just like teenagers.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
I felt like they kind of fucked her over because
I felt like if they gave her the really sexy
like it was cute that he had the boom box
with the cassette and then.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
They and the flowers, it was cute.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
And I feel like when they finally got to settle
down and talk and like slow dance and.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Like they were just sitting in the courtyard, they were
just sitting on the floor on the floor. Yeah, crazy,
it was crazy. They were just like at the food court.
And we also got, of course his impromptu song that
he was just making up there I Want You.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
It was like a well rehearsed R and B chorus
and then when he when he ran out of stuff
he had already written, you could feel it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
You were like, Okay, now's I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
She I felt like if they'd actually given them a
date where they got to talk a little more and
walk around and like be a little bit more like
waterfall or like so where they get to talk and
like be quiet something there is real too many they
felt like it felt like a prank show and they

(01:02:36):
were too I felt like they were being watched by
the crew, and they were like they felt it didn't
feel intimate until the end when they were when they
were finally sitting on the floor of the food court.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
But the emptiness of the mall does kind of make
it like, okay, there are camera people over there, Like
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Imagine what that was like.

Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
It's a great like faith that felt like a total
set and they were like, oh, look there's bed that
two people.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
You know what they should have done that she should
have walked in, should be at the grove, should have
walked in.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Always.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
They should have walked right into night bitch, watched a
movie and then come out and done the date. Because
at least you're talking about a movie, you're talking about something.
You get on the train, and you get on the
train at the at the Groove, it was a little weird.
Beverly Center was girl exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
And then it was funny to figure out the fountains
at the American Yeah, you know, do the little mini Yeah,
watch an episode of Extra to the Farmer's Market and
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Farmers Naked Goddess and the American Girl Doll Store.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
It also is funny to see which stores. Was like, Na, man,
you can't you can't even show Zara and try. I
was like, the traffic is still happening.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
So then he was like he was wrapping and there
was too the giant paddles and then they snuggled and
then they kissed on the bed and they're like, I'm
a kid at heart.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
And then.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
You know, she said in her confessional, I'm not used
to a guy who has emotion.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
Yes, And I was like, oh, don't shut down.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
But she seemed like so I was concerned that she
was going to reject, not be able to receive, but
I think it when I thought her question was really good,
was like what makes you you tell me about like
and you know, and he was talking about his dad
and then we got to learn I felt like in
a nice, not like trauma bonding way, but.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Just factual nyes.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
But she went through the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Yeah, that she didn't have She has no relationship with
her dad or her mom.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
I think had.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
It didn't come off like sometimes on the show it's like, Okay,
this is my moment to dump my trauma.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Yeah, you don't want that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
It felt very much like a matter of fact that
came up in the conversation and they bombed on it.
I thought that, look, she's from Canada, and having spent
a lot of my last year in Canada, I will
say she's like, oh, I've not date men with emotions
or whatever. I've did dated bad guys.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
To me, I feel like the.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
Bad guys in Canada probably have more emotional intelligence than
the bad guys in San Diego.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
I'd love to see a reality show bad Guys in Canada.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
Bad guys in Canada. I'd love to see bad guys,
And everybody in America is like, I would date the fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
I just think that she's probably playing with a different
deck of cards, which is like I've only dated bad guys.
I bet all those guys are fine.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Yeah, yeah, interesting, but maybe show for Cheatery. And she's
also from it seems like a small town.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Too, so she'll pack a farm up, pack a farm.
She's so sweet and she wants her family and he.
I thought his response was lovely. That's like, well, like
when you have your own family, you get a chance
to sort of read like he seemed it didn't feel
like a trauma bond, but it felt like, oh, I
feel sometimes there's a lot of pressure when people are like,

(01:06:05):
I have the perfect I want just at my parents'
Adam of hers was like, well, most people didn't grow
up with that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
And when she was like, well, it made me feel
good to know he didn't have a perfect family too.
I thought that that was really good. She also say
that she had speech problems when she.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Was Yeah, she's a speech and that led to her career.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Again was just another like light touch of here's things
I've gone through, but I'm not like Bird, I'm not
like trying to use them as a no no.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
And I again, these are more real conversations than we've
seen from the younger franchises about she seems very mature there.
He's really seemed to be. It seems like the conversations
that fill him up the most are the most.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
I don't want the mature ones or the I mean, yeah, here's.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
Here's my fear is that we've gotten to a point
in culture now where fuck boys are smart enough to
know the beginning of these relationshs chips. They got to
be real and you gotta connect and I've got to
be hearing you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
And that's happened with Jen with fun.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
See, I'm just waiting for did you watch gen Cson? Didn't?
I watched the very beginning. I was so upset I
heard I read about what happened.

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
It was really bad and he just the fact that
he like got on the show with like a restraining
order against him.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
Yeah, I think because it wasn't Maria, I was kind
of like, I can't watch this, but you know, it happens.
I'm worried that, Like, I watch a lot of Survivor,
and now we're at a point where people know the
game of Survivor so well that it's changed the game
of Survivor right.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
And I feel like even just.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
From watching my first season Matt James, to now, the
game has shifted in that people understand a little bit
more about whatnot.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
No, I will say about Matt James. Matt James is the.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
Only one he wasn't on the show before, who.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Was not on the show before, and who was so
handsome and so tall, and his best friend is Tyler Cameron.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
And Mike was like, and they fucked him all like
they did him dirty, bad women, they give him bad,
they give a bad edit. They didn't do his family right,
like he got done dirty. He got done dirty, and so.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Yeah, it's hard to compare, but I'm clocking how well
I'm feel. I feel great about Grant.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
You need too, but I got nervous. But I mean
you're right, I mean yeah, like I it like you said,
like he is, he does seem like he knows the
exact things to say and do and be, which is
not a bad thing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
My brother was asking during the Golden like during Gary
season and even during with Joey. It feels like they've
really brought on some kind of training, like later like
to learn how to see presents like you have empathy
and ask followup questions, which I'm not saying that Gary

(01:08:53):
and Gerry don't, but they feel like there's no way
men like I just felt it felt too too smooth.

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
Also, he's been he was on the other side of it,
so he's probably seen the process too and understands what
it takes.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
But they've all been through it, and most of them
weren't as good as this. I will I mean you,
I've already said I think they all go through kissing
training because maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
You've said that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
I've said that. I've said this because they think kissing
games on point? Are you kissing game is too on point?
You think they've I've not.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
I've never clocked you think I think that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
I think the kiss there's too many first kisses that
are good.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
Wait, who was our bad kisser that had his eyes
open that whole season?

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
That's a great question because it was I saw or
was it Zach Shawcross.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
I don't think it was Zach.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
I don't remember, but there was a There was definitely
a guy who was like kissing and had his eyes open.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
Maybe it was not James. It might have been matching.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
And I think I do think they probably were like, Okay, hey,
you're you're gonna be the next Bachelor, but we need
you to kiss this woman so.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
We could see what. Yes, Honestly, bro I'm telling you,
I think there's too many like there's they know because
sometimes you know, if you've had a lot of first kisses,
sometimes you go in in a different way that the
other person first kisses. Yeah, some people to some people don't.
And the kiss.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
The first kiss is always like Whitney, who does she
thinks that you need to give somebody two dates of
kisses because the first one's kind of a wash if
somebody's nervous.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
It's really the second second each other. You got to
learn why some of these familiar really can.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
I also just give a shout out to where they
really done that James Journey. First of all, he was
at the mccollin in Pennsylvania, and and they did with
the woman who won who they just broke up. They
sent them on a skydiving date and the child that
she was do you remember what the child?

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
You pull up the picture? Wait?

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
So he they both they landed so hard, oh ki,
But you need to see what the instructor was like
eleven years old that she was attached to the child.
They landed like face first. It was during the pandemic.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
They got a boy like a boy that was a child.
Photos of them because they broke up I'll say this too.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
Like, one thing I've clocked on the show is that
these early dates, I'm very worried about someone getting injured
that basketball game. I was like, somebody's going to get her.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
I agree to agree.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
Yeah, why don't we do a little bit of the
group date and then we'll go onto and then we'll
take a quick break. So our next date we have
it's a group date. After they slow dancings, they slowed
us to see of Love, and I was wondering if
they were going to I want to tell you how much.
I was curious to see if they were going to
sing just how much I Love you?

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
No, did you find the photo?

Speaker 7 (01:11:53):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
Okay, it's all just photos of them because they broke up.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Okay, So then there they are Mario is perform love It.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
I thought this was interesting, and I did clock that
a lot of them knew the words, And I was like,
how old are these girls? Like this song came out
when they were born?

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Yea yeah, but uhy, I mean if you are twenty
six and older, this song came out because this song
came out when I was in high school. Yes, like
this is like two thousand and one or two.

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
Yeah, a lot of them are like twenty eight to
thirty one.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
But still I was like, oh, okay, but this this
was yeah, this was a song we they are like
in first grade and ship they seemed.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
I wonder if they I wonder if they okay, wait,
hold on.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
Could they have like given them the song before? Like, hey,
why do you guys listen to song five times?

Speaker 4 (01:12:38):
I often want to turn this song off. They must
because so often they walk into these dates and it's
somebody that no one's ever fucking heard, and they go, this.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
Is my favorite song.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
Yeah, And then they know all the words.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
And I'm like, you didn't know this, especially because I
nobody thought of Mario in a minute. Yeah, but you know,
I show it to him. He looked great. Great, this
song was a hit.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
They were loving it, and they brought out Robin Anton.
People are like, who are the pussycat dolls? Like, you
know these are young girls. Yeah, so they have to
write and choreograph a song.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
To the same beat. This averse basically averse. Ellie said,
I am Ella goes, I am not talented. I'm all
vibe who said that? Ella?

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Y So Grant first then wrote a sign and we
just saw him sing a song.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
It was too many back to box songs for he
was freest down in a little bit trying.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
To yes and he said, this is either going to
be a meme or a memory and I'm going to
do a rap and Bailey.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
Who sucks, did a split.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
Yeah that was bad.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
Bailey sucks, She's boring. I like it was too much
social media issues selfie show.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
So I gotta say that this is maybe one of
my least favorite contestants on the show. I did not
like the selfie social media it was.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
Really and literally followers.

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
It's like, so, guess what all of these women are
on social media doing? Like it just felt and then
her insecurity after the day really suited to be on.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
She made me even more mad that he got rid
of Rebecca.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
Okay, agreed, there's.

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
So many women that she could have got rid of.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
He got rid of Bailey, he got he didn't, he
kept her.

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
He kept Although Rebecca, what did we think of her?
Like I do music, I'm actually gonna be really good. God,
she was so excited and then her voice was very pitchy.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
And she was great, but it could have been just
the rooms.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
And then she she wasn't great, she wrote, Okay, so
Carolina came out. She sang in Spanish and then she
just like sat on his lap and kissed him. By
the way, that worked with Gary when Gary got like
a lap dance from Leslie. It worked every time.

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
Wait, did she get on his lap and kiss him
before she won? Because I thought the kissy did she
got on his slap.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
First kiss? Was that was kind of a more of
a like pack like yeah, it was just kind of
like it was that that was a pro. Nobody got
mad at the second one silver.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Leather, pink pink silver pants. So then so then so
then it was you know, it was what it was. Rebecca,
She's like she says, let's have a baby.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Let's have a baby.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Let's have a baby, and she wrote missus ellis in
a tattoo on her back.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
You know that was probably a little just not reading
the room, not fun. Let's have a baby, now, what
do you Let's have a baby now, I mean just
you know, I would just say, like you know, I'm
gonna let you clap these cheeks, just say something a
little desperate, let's have a baby, Let's have a baby.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
I'm gonna manifest future missus ellis to feel.

Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
More desperate than than our social media person that did
a split.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
I was like, that's not dude, it's hard to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
You're right when she's the better option to keep it
did feel the run and jump the manifesting let's have
a baby, Let's have a baby.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
I also, I also don't love that they have these
competitions in the beginning of the season. It's just because
you just don't know the person yet. Like and defensive Rebecca,
she was like, even though you know she wasn't like
the greatest singer, but she's I can hold the stroll this.
I know he likes kids, I know he wants to

(01:16:12):
be made and so like, you're putting a lot of
superficial things on top of people who don't perform, who
are nervous, and making them perform in front of a steak.
We perform, ye, And like, there still be times I
get nervous going through the ground I performed for twenty
plus years.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
Has me to write a song in ten minutes perform.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
If I'm crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
I had to write a sexy song, I would be like,
no eating.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
Steak red salad. I would be I don't want to
date you. Because I'm the girls making the lead is flying.
But guess what I broke up with you? You be crying.
But you know what, though, going going for funny is
probably the right the right vibe.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
I just don't think when you watch me eat that steak,
you know your heart won't break Brene's baby, And when you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
Watch me eat that steak, your heart wrote breaks no
part of the state too. She was, wasn't she? Or no,
she was in the he likes her. I'm I don't teeth.

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
I think that Dina and Alicia looked exactly the same.
Alicia went home, so now I know who Dina is.
I'm interested in her because, yes, she has an interesting look,
and I could see him, I could see that working
for her for a while.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Yes, And I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
I okay, let's talk for one second about the fact
that Alisha went home. So for those listening at home,
Alicia got that first date, the first kiss. He pulled
her and closed. She had the pretty white dress on.
They had a nice.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
Chat, real real fake teeth.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
What do you think it's all like Jacob's. It was
a full like like as I think Dina as well.

Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
That's why I think they look similar as they have
the same taste.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
I'm always like, by the way, all of my bottom
teeth crooked, like like, just do with it. I don't
mind a funky tooth. I don't mind a snaggle tooth.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
I don't give you. I don't mind a companion. And
I forget what her name is with the main girl
in that like two front teeth, definitely, and I'm like,
I love this, and I think because I'm like, we
need to see wars who's who? What her name is?

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
But also Chloe in the season has it has some
natural teeth that I gave her characters.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
Like teeth like I when you get they're always too
big and too white and too like like, if you're
gonna get fake teeth, maybe get slightly fucked up fake.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
T yeah, you know, just to trick people to keep girl. Oh,
she's so cute, she's so like I like kind of
like I like a tooth situation. Yeah, I do not
need a perfect tooth. So then we have so But
why did he?

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
Alicia must have been a really bad kisser because she
was the one that was the longest kiss She didn't
get the kissen she was one that was the longest
running Miss California. Kiss That first kiss must have been
bad because he never talked to her again, and she
got one of the last roses.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
Maybe wasn't quite, but he got the first.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
He kissed her first.

Speaker 3 (01:18:59):
Yeah, since she's got a banging dress on, she looks good. Yeah,
break the seal. He seems to be kissing everyone. But
I think that personality wise, she wasn't fun.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
She wasn't she was she was she was from Florida,
like polish designer Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
I feel bad that she no. No, being Florida sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
I think that it would.

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
I feel bad because had she done a couple more weeks,
I could see her doing well on the beach.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
I don't know if she's going to make Have you
watched The rough House Florida? Man, I haven't watched any
of that show.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
Is it good? Is it good? Okay? That's trigger for me,
crazy like that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
Okay, so then we have so then so then, Carolina one,
why don't we take a quick break and then we'll discuss.

Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
Let's do it. I need a sexual time out. Okay,
here we are, We're back.

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
Carolina one. She's like, this is the best first date
of my entire light.

Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
My girl, this isn't a date. She's so hot? Can
I just she is? She has that, she has that,
her face is beautiful, and she's a troublemaker. She's so,
she's fun. She has that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
She wants the airtime and she's gonna get it because
she's because she's got the look.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
She's hot. I don't think she is as uh fiery.
She's fiery, and I don't think she's as she will be.

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
Because no, she knows in the coming attractions to come up.
The this stair is going to guess, I'm just evil.
She knows what editing she's She's a pain in the
ass because when you do that, you know they're going
to edit it in. She does it, snapping her fingers.

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
The giant. She came to be Maria and she's going
to be because she's can't wait.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
Even Maria was hot as fun, she's even hotter.

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
She's so hot.

Speaker 3 (01:20:51):
I think that she is currently on the track to
be edited like a villain. But from what I saw
in this episode, I don't think it was warranted to.

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
I mean, I have thoughts to the kiss, the kiss,
the kiss, I have thoughts the kiss was definitely over
the top.

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
Wait, okay, I'm sorry, gentlemen, playing dumb going.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
Did I she should have known that everyone was pissed?

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
Yeah, should are you with me? They're saying they don't.
They think she got a bad at it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
She in front of everyone, grinded him on stage, in
front of Mario, in front of all the girls. Dry
literally took him to the couch. Yeah, and gave him
a lap dance, like city of fake making out with him.
And she's she's already hotter than anyone on earth, and don't.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Be a man in me. Like I was kind of jealous.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
Here's what I'll say, though, it wasn't the same as
our other girl who like pulled everyone away.

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
And yeah, she won the date. They danced around. It
wasn't nice to do that in front of all.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
You can do it, you could, you could win, get
a kiss, and then at the cocktail party that at
the I.

Speaker 3 (01:22:00):
Agree, But I even think the women. I don't think
the women were like pissed at her. Maybe uh Alicia
or Dina, whoever was.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
On that date. I think they were. I think they were.

Speaker 3 (01:22:11):
I think they were uncomfortable and they were expressing like, oh,
that was really hard for us to watch.

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
It was tacky. It was a talk.

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
I don't know if I don't know if it's a
villain tacky.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
It is villain tachy because but the way.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
She responded was also just like she sucks, sucks, she sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
It's like, oh God, are me and Jay are we
just not incredible talking about sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
It was like, she doesn't look she's gonna do that
at like in ten minutes, Like it didn't have to
be on stage in front of every she's so hot,
anybody would be. I'm a straight lady, and I would
be psyched if she did that to me, Like she
wouldn't welcome her.

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
It's just tough because they don't. You didn't she didn't
need You could have just kissed him. There. Here's the thing.
What if she was twenty percent less attraction she.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Was riding any riding him, you didn't need to ride him.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
But let me tell you everyone something. It was tacky
when if I'm being written, I can get that girl
off of me if I don't want it to happen,
hands full want to. So it's also on him, is
all I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
He can't stop people from interrupting dates. He's not stopping
someone riding.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
I mean, what is he going to do? Be like,
oh stocks because he was into it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
I mean, honestly, who wouldn't want that? So like it
just felt to me, it felt, this felt like energy.

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
This felt more like fair game to me than the
pulling interrupting the day.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
Do you think that it was? I do think this
is more fair games.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
Is because.

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
I equally dance.

Speaker 4 (01:23:54):
I say, I know, I know he did as much
more to.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
I don't fully approve of it. Her feeling, What are
you talking about? She's a full I called her fire
starter start.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
I also had wanted my earring guy to what was
the guy from uh.

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
The ear rings? I waited.

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
I was meeting for Brayden and everyone was coming for me,
and I thought Braiden was the realist person that on
the show.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
You were right. We loved we met him, we loved him.
He just got married, they got married. We love Braiden. Yeah,
I didn't like. I was just like, all right, they're kissing,
all right, you know, And I'm like, you're gonna see
that at some point because you're basically gonna make an enemy.
You didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
Everyone knows and they're all gorgeous. Everyone know she thought
us one there. Everyone knows that she just went by
kissing him. You don't need to rub it in the face,
go behind, pull him behind the scrim and do it
like do it later on this hot he basically dry
humping him, and you're straddling him in your little silver fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
In a bottle.

Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
I'll say, in the moment, I find it difficult to
for anyone to have the awareness like they were on
stage dancing. People were cheering. She just did a rap. No,
there's adrenaline going on after the fact. She could have
definitely been like, all right, I shouldn't have done that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
But here's you just kissed him because you're slowed. You
got the slow dan is. You don't need to like
his face in front of everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:25:23):
But here's what I'm I think the producers set it
up so that that would happen. But I'll also say,
and this is where I kind of am am angry
with Grant.

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
He came in.

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
These women are catatonic, like they are not looking him
in the eye. I don't think I've seen an entrance this.

Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
He is really inappropriate.

Speaker 3 (01:25:39):
I and then he talks to Rebecca. Yes, what I
needed him to do was come back with Rebecca and
sit down and address all of them to Becca, be
the one to do it is what lets the fight happen.
If you had just come out and been like, you
know what, we ain't pulling any We're just all hanging out. Like,
I think there was a way for him to handle

(01:26:01):
the situation that would have been better and made everyone.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
He played it back. This was his first time.

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
I have a theory that even good guys get fucked
up by having a hair and it turns them stuff because.

Speaker 2 (01:26:12):
Even if because even if he does that, then you
are single. And now Carolina in front of everybody to
let me, which I'm not saying is.

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
Right or wrong, but like, you know, it had already
happened and already just said, like, look, Carolina, you know
I am just as bad in the situation.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
Even if you don't think that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
Yeah, you can just say, look, I understand it probably
felt I'm sorry if it felt too intimate.

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
This is hard for me. I've never tried.

Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
Yeah, and like and like, I'm not saying what Carolina
did was like I can see how that felt bad.

Speaker 3 (01:26:39):
I just think he could have fully squashed.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
I think as a person who grew up in an
alcoholic household, I could watch myself fold in on myself
like a beautiful piece of origami and just go okay.

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
So I'm just gonna not address that. We're just I
got you. We address it, and I could.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
It's not my best quality, but I can see a
glitch in my brain going other on mud. Let's one
person who worred.

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
You freaked me out.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
It's not my best it's a reasonly side of me.
It's what survived the house and got out of the house.
It's it's the survivor in me. But it's from a
young place that's like, I don't want to deal with this.
So let's just pretend this isn't happening. Let's pretend Dad
didn't when we had the It's over bleep their name
for Thanksgiving and Dad took his pants off and was

(01:27:38):
in his boxers to make everyone feel more comfortable that
and we all just start like that was fine, because
that's like he wanted to make our guests at ease.
So I remember so walking in and going why is
mister marine not wearing pants? And then we saw him
not it was like because it was to make everybody
at ease, and then we just never talked about that
with them or our family again. So I can see

(01:28:00):
insight this is this is like because when you grew
up with stuff like that, active things like that, you're
like and nobody, no adults are addressing it, and it's like,
they're your neighbors.

Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
We're just gonna keep it moving, and just like this,
let's just keep it moving. Let's just keep it moving.
They never came back for the comfortable theyd.

Speaker 3 (01:28:19):
This may this was a ding for Grant, but I
think I understand he's you know, he'll be learning.

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
He can't deal.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
He doesn't have the tools to deal. He's too young,
he hasn't been through therapy to deal enough yet, and
he may never have to because he's talling, handsome and
the basketball player.

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
This is a dang. I think in this episode, Zoe
came off ten times worse. And if this is the
worst that Carolina does as she goes through the season,
I think that's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
There is a moment where she seems to be confronting him,
like you said this about me.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
She's gonna be Maria, She's gonna be Maria, Maria.

Speaker 2 (01:28:57):
He's gonna Joe, I mean leave the show, abandoned the show. A.
Kelsey was pretty hot and cool. No, Kelsey was great.
I loved I like getting married. They've set a date.

Speaker 3 (01:29:08):
He's got he had a great crop of women as well.

Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
He did he did, so then here we go. Also, Carolina,
when they eliminate you, me and my girlfriend, I'm looking for.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
On the show.

Speaker 2 (01:29:23):
Poly Bat, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
On the on the stage, Rose started crying. I mean
it felt bad. I think to watch it, I think
it felt really bad.

Speaker 2 (01:29:33):
I think it was really started crying after the Carolina
I missed that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
I think it was really not nice.

Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
After the Carolina started crying. Yeah, I think it felt
I think it was rude on both of their I
think you knew what she was doing. It was not nice.
I'm not disagreement with that. I just think that Rose
started crying. He lod worse than this episode, and so
because of that and I and I also think that

(01:29:58):
Carolina's respond to, like when people were saying how bad
it felt and things like squashed it. She could have
squashed it, but she also but what she didn't do
was she didn't be like, you know, whatever do it.
She felt some remorses. She did say she just came
to be good TV and she's executing it. She did

(01:30:19):
for sure, she did say, I'm sorry anybody that walks
up the stairs like this in the best outfit.

Speaker 1 (01:30:27):
I guess I'm just the.

Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
Villain like you. We don't know. That could be some
I can't do that. You know what you're doing? Okay, okay,
well I think she might.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
Get there is somebody like you know, yeah, like that,
and then Rose being like you did, Okay, I probably
got fed by somebody, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
Listen, like when when Ding Dong hot hotty Boo Blody goes.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
She goes.

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
It was felt really great that I had real fun
energy and I was recognized for that rather than my talent.
It's like, oh, I get recognized for being hot rather
than having any talent, Like yeah, welcome to Hollywood, Welcome
to Hollywood. Fuck that, yeah, fuck that. So then he
was nice, He's like, I had so much fun today.

Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
It feels a little weird in here. Rebecca, can I
talk to you? Like so naive?

Speaker 3 (01:31:18):
Rebecca did a great job explaining you incredible.

Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
Because I wanted to get your thought I doing something wrong.
She was so diplomatic.

Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
She was like, well, she didn't throw Carolina und she's
a group.

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
D so hard.

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
So you know, it's we're supportive for whatever you need
to do, but you know, for you to get the
outcome that you need.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
But it is a little bit of a bummer.

Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
It's it is a little bit of a bummer watching
you with a I mean, like, yeah, it sucked.

Speaker 2 (01:31:45):
If she held him accountable. She wasn't like overly like
raking them over to Cole's like she was sweet. She
was also like fireman. She she handled that well, she
should not have been axed. Yes, And then he came back.

Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
He's like, do you guys feel like the vibe is off?
Like because she said she reported that.

Speaker 3 (01:32:07):
She comes back. Here's what I said, and I told
him this, and then it turns into the sort of
Carolina argument.

Speaker 2 (01:32:13):
And Carolina goes, I should be celebrating you. Now I
feel bad. I think she's so manipulative. You guys fell
for it. My god, look eight, here's another thing to
say to remind.

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
You, Laura Lovekins. If you guys fell for it, Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
She'd be like, full, I want to see. Let me
know what, Laurence.

Speaker 3 (01:32:39):
Here's another thing on the show in all the other
girl's point of view, but Carolina hasn't, so like, I
will also put a little bit more of it on
him to like deal with this, because he knows what
it's like to watch someone kiss someone your baby.

Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
Yes, she dealt with that that night.

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
The guy that girls like, what was his phrase? The
redheaded bro that she loved.

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
Phrase, it is not what used to say? He was like,
I hated him. I'm like it was he was phrase
that was Sam.

Speaker 3 (01:33:17):
I just wish that he had been like, you know what,
I came back like, I just talked to Rebecca. I
understand because I went through this too, and I want
you didn't know that. I like, I understand and I'm
sorry and.

Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
Like sometimes you're gonna get caught up in the moment
and like, I think there was a better way to
handle this. You guys fell for too, Yeah, I love
he doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:33:37):
So then we so then he pulls Rose and Rose
is like how are you? And Roses like, well, struggling,
this is all of them are like, this is really fun.

Speaker 2 (01:33:47):
This happens every season and he's like, you know, I
he and then he goes, I do think about you.
I am very interested in it. I don't want you
to know that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
I don't feel like I am always looking out for
you because I am. And he's like, She's like, you
know she and then she's like, look, I'm not the
type to oh. So then Carolina is fighting with women, Katie,
I want to hear you comment on this.

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
She goes, but you're on their team. I don't know,
she goes, she goes, I am not the kind of
woman that would make out on a group date. And
they were all like, but you did, Okay, that was
the right thing.

Speaker 4 (01:34:24):
That was that was not handled well.

Speaker 2 (01:34:27):
I wonder she likes but like Heatie, give it to me,
you have the floor. I think that I don't like.

Speaker 4 (01:34:33):
I don't like it, you know, I think, but I
don't think it's the same level of disrespect as being like, hey,
we're all in a group date and I'm literally going
to pull you away, make you go up eight flights
on an elevator.

Speaker 2 (01:34:43):
I'd rather have that than watch the hottest woman like
on a dumb whatever it was. The lady from Knives
out on.

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
A armis grinding on a guy that I just like
ate steak with.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
Okay, real talk, real talk, garden. If she's twenty percent
less hot, are.

Speaker 1 (01:34:58):
You dis annoyed She's I can't even It's part of
the equations. Part of the equation is that she's on
an armist of the season and you just had a
nice date of a wedg salad and stake and you
thought he asked you out on the day and now
on armis is like grinding them And if I would
feel really bad.

Speaker 3 (01:35:18):
I think if she was the quirky girl of the
season that wasn't the hottest or whatever I think the
other girls are, would be like good.

Speaker 2 (01:35:24):
For her, Like if it was Chloe, because Carolina do that.
When Carolina does that, Like if I'm on the opposite side,
like if a really hot you did that to cal
like I would be like. It was the same with Maria.
It was like.

Speaker 3 (01:35:41):
Because she was so hot, she was hot and also
had a connection with him and they felt threatened.

Speaker 2 (01:35:45):
Yes, no, no, let's just say you like a girl,
I like a girl and like, I don't know we met.

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
Braden was so hot, Okay, Breiden is literally like picking
her up and like fucking her against the wall in
front of you.

Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
That's that's different. They wasn't fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
And it is like because he's like six to seven
and he's frightening her against the wall like like or
picks her up and like puts her on like a
bar like what Peter Pilot did is like making out
and like her legs are spread and they're like and
he's like kissing her against the wall and you're watching.

Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
That feels he didn't do that you need to do.
That doesn't make him an asshole like him, It makes
me not like him. I would definitely feel some kind
of way, and I would feel a lot of ways,
and it would also make me stop liking her, Okay,
it would make me stop, like you will, which is
why the vibe was probably off. And that makes me

(01:36:47):
like him less yeah, and also makes me say she sucks,
and it made me like him less yeah, And that's
why the Bible was off in that room.

Speaker 3 (01:36:55):
Obviously, two of the two group dates, second group gate
felt like the short group like it felt like there
were more duds in that second group date had no
chance and I think they all kind of knew that.

Speaker 1 (01:37:08):
Okay, sorry, Well, then we have a very pivotal conversation.
Latia gets pulled aside and she's upset and I don't
blame her because this dinged me. She's been thinking about
since last week. He said to her, you don't get
told no a lot because you're beautiful. She's like, you
know what, I'm always told no, and I like women
are told know all the time. I And she's like,

(01:37:28):
I I always forget to ask, like do you want
a real really?

Speaker 2 (01:37:32):
Do you want to get married?

Speaker 1 (01:37:33):
She's like, I'm tired of dating. The last guy I
was with for three and a half years, he didn't
want to be with me, like, and he owned it.
He apologized, He apologized. He's like, he's like, I came
off wrong. I gave you quick judgment. And then he said,
what brought you here? And he said, well, I ended
because of a no. We were three and a half years.

Speaker 2 (01:37:54):
I got told to no.

Speaker 1 (01:37:55):
I want to get married. I want to have a family.
She started crying. She goes, I'm sick of dating. I
always forget to ask.

Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
She's crying.

Speaker 1 (01:38:01):
She goes, I look so gross. And then he says,
this is what I've been missing. I'm sick of dating.
Two then they hug and then she said I want
to come here, like I want to come here for someone.
I want a family and he's saying that, and then
he goes, I fall fast, and she goes, I do too,
and they're like, ah, mom, I.

Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
Think that this was a great conversation.

Speaker 3 (01:38:27):
It felt real, it felt like and again, I don't
know if I don't want to give this advice, but
like her checking him in that moment, you become a
different level than everyone else. Everyone is kind of like
super people. Please y yeah, sure, yes, And for her
to come in and be like, I do like you,
but this has to be like it just feels more
real right now?

Speaker 2 (01:38:46):
Yes, yeah, okay, So she was right to do it,
Yes she was.

Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
She goes, she opened her heart, and it makes me
feel hopeful that this whole experience can work.

Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
She could win.

Speaker 4 (01:38:58):
She totally she's like top three.

Speaker 1 (01:39:04):
Carolina of course, and if it doesn't work out, she'll
be in a throttle and so then so then Carolina
gets pulled and he's like, She's like, we're just having fun.
It's like if anybody gets just like you, come tell me.

Speaker 2 (01:39:20):
I'll protect you. Baby.

Speaker 3 (01:39:21):
That's also something that I feel like I've seen happen
on the show to like pits.

Speaker 1 (01:39:25):
Back the backfires because it's Kinna she'd be like Doddy,
they won't mean to me. They're like you guys, I
don't want to shame. With Carolina, she is expressing herself.

Speaker 4 (01:39:35):
We see him getting in the middle of some drama.

Speaker 5 (01:39:38):
Next.

Speaker 1 (01:39:38):
Yeah, I do think Rose has gets servos and has
some champagne, and so when she's.

Speaker 2 (01:39:42):
Like, what was her line? You did me dirty? She
also has vocal fry we love our Roses.

Speaker 1 (01:39:49):
She's like crying, make yea.

Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
My Chicago queen law. I think she's gonna I think
she might go top five at least I think. I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:40:08):
I think any drama could make her be like how
do you think? Or there will just be too much drama.

Speaker 1 (01:40:15):
Meanwhile, Rose gets the Rose I'm sorry, Rose gets the Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:40:20):
I really liked. I think it was if he had
given it to Carolina, there would have been.

Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
At yes, okay, well he said to Carolina. She goes,
He goes, I have to be able to protect you,
and then he goes, kiss me.

Speaker 2 (01:40:32):
I need some lipstick on me. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:40:34):
I thought that was a little He's got some lines
where you're like, you've used that before, Like when he
when he said the thing about like nobody tells you
no I think in the real world that probably works
for him. Yes, and he just probably slipped out as
one of his stockings.

Speaker 1 (01:40:51):
I mean, has he had a long term girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:40:53):
You know, why have they talked about that?

Speaker 2 (01:40:55):
I don't think. I think the sister said something. I mean,
it's also gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (01:41:01):
The sisters gorgeous should be on that bad.

Speaker 4 (01:41:05):
Yeah, he played professional mask well, he travels.

Speaker 2 (01:41:08):
Travels, is also like tall and six eight. He has
a Ferrari.

Speaker 4 (01:41:13):
I just don't think he is enough, but I think
he agrees, has no problem, not in any long time.

Speaker 2 (01:41:22):
Kind of really dated, like you got a Ferrari.

Speaker 3 (01:41:25):
It's also like what does your house look like? Because
you can't just have a ferrari.

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
He does a lot of like apartments with I feel
like it's an apartment and don't don't you think?

Speaker 4 (01:41:35):
I don't that's bad, Like that would honestly be a
turn off, maybe because you're.

Speaker 2 (01:41:41):
Bad with your money a day trader and is like
super rich.

Speaker 1 (01:41:45):
But he could be for himself like I trade bick,
I have like three.

Speaker 4 (01:41:48):
Basic I mean, it is hard to make that much
money being a day trader.

Speaker 1 (01:41:52):
When I saw the Ferrari, I was like risk if
you're a day trader, that's like you like risk, you know, yeah,
and like you know.

Speaker 2 (01:41:59):
You're just playing in Newark. Okay, I wonder's that where
he lives now too? Okay, that's easier.

Speaker 1 (01:42:09):
Meanwhile, fucking Bailey starts crying.

Speaker 2 (01:42:12):
This Maye is so so annoying.

Speaker 4 (01:42:14):
Send herself she I know, she starts with cocoa golf,
and I think that's really.

Speaker 2 (01:42:20):
In the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:42:21):
We also never said that who was was it crazy?
Parisa was looking for like spiders, Yes, that was funny,
snakes and lizards auditioning to be on paradise because.

Speaker 2 (01:42:35):
They used to like that to be like I'll be
spider girl. Yeah, I'll be like that.

Speaker 1 (01:42:39):
I'll be like Taxi derby girl. That ended up for
a little while with like what's his name?

Speaker 4 (01:42:43):
She was engaged, Kendall.

Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
Kendall was engaged to think that this.

Speaker 3 (01:42:46):
When we get to the rose ceremony, this was one
where I was like, you shouldn't have given her a rose.
She has no chance, Parisa, And also like you sent
him a couple other people that.

Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
I think that's just like producers. She's gonna be Our's
gonna be our weird bug girl.

Speaker 2 (01:43:02):
So then we have okay.

Speaker 1 (01:43:03):
So then Bailey's crying. She's just like, what does emotionally
available men?

Speaker 2 (01:43:10):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
I laid it all out and then all.

Speaker 2 (01:43:14):
The girls here are emotionally available. It's just like I
just can't. Meanwhile, a letter gets written to from Ella.
She was poor Ella. He kept the card and then
cut her.

Speaker 3 (01:43:28):
I felt really bad for Ella. This was a time
where I was like a hail Mary.

Speaker 2 (01:43:33):
This was a hail Mary.

Speaker 3 (01:43:34):
I could see her going home. I could see her
vibe and I felt that.

Speaker 2 (01:43:39):
And then Bailey started crying with him. She's like, I
do have deeper emotions. I cry easily, but I feel
like that was manipulative to get the road.

Speaker 3 (01:43:48):
That was her being like everywhere I go, I'm the
center of attention and I'm not feeling it right now.

Speaker 2 (01:43:51):
Yeah, and you see to like real people, and she
seems to like you seem to like the girls that
are real. So I'm going to be really sure that
I can cry and cute. She's brutal, Yeah, didn't didn't
don't love her?

Speaker 1 (01:44:02):
So then Boston, he likes Boston. Boston is who the
Boston Leana Juliana.

Speaker 2 (01:44:12):
He really likes her.

Speaker 4 (01:44:13):
I think she's a sleeper.

Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
I know she's my number one. It was who I pay.

Speaker 4 (01:44:16):
But I do think she's a sleeper because like every
interaction they have, it's like, really, it seems nice. Yeah,
there's like not a lot of drama. She seems to
get along with you.

Speaker 2 (01:44:24):
She's like a cutie pin. She looks like a basketball girlfriend.
My vibe feels like she does.

Speaker 3 (01:44:30):
I think she's gonna play the game until she gets
to a place where she's like, I don't think he's
for me, Like, I don't know. There are sometimes I
can clock on the show. I'm like, some of these
women don't totally love.

Speaker 2 (01:44:39):
The guy, but he's hot enough.

Speaker 1 (01:44:44):
Like the guy is usually not the best offering. He's
hot enough and kind of sweet.

Speaker 4 (01:44:51):
Not the best offering.

Speaker 3 (01:44:52):
But I think I think she could ride. She could
ride the wave all the way to the end. But
because she's not so much into him, I think he
would probably pick up on a stronger connection somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (01:45:02):
Great, right, Okay, so then we have Zoe threw him
in the wrestling mat, which you say I should do
after my next.

Speaker 2 (01:45:07):
Game, I was I was like, all right, Zoe, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:45:11):
So here we are at the Rose ceremony, and then
at the end of this, before we do tweet of
the week or post of the week.

Speaker 2 (01:45:18):
Now, yes, post of the week. Uh there, I'm going
to ask you in order three, two, one, and next bachelorette.
But here we go. So so then he first first Rose,
he gave to Juliana Boston. Then he gave it to
who's it? What does this say? Beverly Beverly.

Speaker 1 (01:45:39):
Beverly was like, I want to be here for you.
Beverly's a hotti boobolatti. She's a sleeper, She's not she's
not fun, she's not fun. And we gave it to Sarafina,
who said nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:45:50):
Women who like he crossed off but yeah, and I'm like,
you get rid of the girl you asked. However, all
the other girls yeah, fun.

Speaker 1 (01:46:00):
It was Carolina is In, then Zoe. Then he gave
it to Dina with the teeth, then Rose, then Bailey
got one, then final one Bananas Parisa. He cut the
first kiss Alicia, he cut Ella, who started sobbing, felt Rebecca,
and then he caught Vegas.

Speaker 2 (01:46:18):
Vicky.

Speaker 3 (01:46:19):
Yeah, I like, I mean, I don't wild, I don't
hate these cuts. I honestly think you should have cut Rebecca.
Because I just don't think they had a connection.

Speaker 1 (01:46:26):
He likes this sort of more nursery school teacher.

Speaker 2 (01:46:30):
But I was surprised to cut brows. I think the brows.

Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
I think she did a browse softer and maybe he
didn't run and tackle him and also say let's have
a baby, and I say, I'm manifesting you.

Speaker 2 (01:46:40):
Also Vicky cut. Vicky was fine. He was hot and sweet.
Vicky she was.

Speaker 3 (01:46:47):
But the way she looked at them as soon as
I saw Vicky, and I hate to say this, some
people just have the look of the beach.

Speaker 2 (01:46:54):
I think.

Speaker 1 (01:46:58):
I'll apply a.

Speaker 2 (01:47:00):
Let's go to the beach, honey.

Speaker 3 (01:47:02):
She wasn't long for this one, but I could see her, honey, give.

Speaker 2 (01:47:06):
Her a little bit of see you at the damn.

Speaker 1 (01:47:10):
What I would pay to have Wells is like co
hosted just behind the bar with Wells. I would be
such a fun like, oh my cousins here, she's fun,
she's going to give advice.

Speaker 2 (01:47:20):
Would be such a fun. You guys can divide and conquer.
I start, she's fun. It's fun for the doll fun
at all.

Speaker 3 (01:47:29):
You'd be like serving people nachos. They're like mostly eating.

Speaker 1 (01:47:33):
Exactly like the covered in food your chief, milady. Okay,
so before we get to post of the week, yes,
do you need time to.

Speaker 2 (01:47:43):
Go three to one from people who are eliminated? Or no?
Who's who's who? So three, who's going to be the.

Speaker 1 (01:47:51):
Third second winner? And then who's going to be the bachelorette?
Who's number three?

Speaker 3 (01:47:56):
I think, gosh, I need a second to listen to.

Speaker 2 (01:47:59):
Okay, Jackiees, this is tough. Okay, Okay, I think Rolls
will be number three. Okay, number two. I think number two.
I'm about to say something controversial. Yeah, Carolina, if we're
going to Puerto Rico with you going to Puerto Rico
for our hometime, she could be number four. We're gonna

(01:48:20):
go to Puerto Ricos number two. Do you want to
get her in fantasy? She's at least number three going
and then I think number one, probably Letia.

Speaker 1 (01:48:32):
So he's gonna go from hot, hot fantasy suite to marriage.

Speaker 3 (01:48:38):
Okay, So from the trailer we know that he's he
says at the end, I'm in love with two women.

Speaker 2 (01:48:42):
That's tough.

Speaker 3 (01:48:43):
I think that the two women and we're not gonna
like this. Yeah, I think the two women are one
for sure? Is Carolina, and I think the other two
women are either Alex or Natalie. Oh, and I really
hope it's out because I think Alex could win. Oh

(01:49:03):
my god, I think Natalie is the next Bachelorette.

Speaker 2 (01:49:07):
I think I think Natalie is the next a little
twenty five year old white girl.

Speaker 5 (01:49:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:49:11):
I think because she works so many women, so many
people of color. Yeah, they just had I guess. I guess. Oh,
they were like, we're good.

Speaker 3 (01:49:21):
Yeah, I can't have another black bachelorette right now.

Speaker 2 (01:49:24):
Yeah. And she works with her kids.

Speaker 3 (01:49:26):
She was she already has had a good moment. She
just she's sweet.

Speaker 4 (01:49:29):
Right, you're right for twenty five, she seems really mature.

Speaker 1 (01:49:32):
I actually really let's think it was a Carolina if
she has a sweeter, softer ending.

Speaker 2 (01:49:37):
Can we have no?

Speaker 3 (01:49:38):
Okay, I want Chloe to make it to the final five.
I think she might, But I do think I'm rooting
for I think Alex.

Speaker 1 (01:49:44):
Makes because your next bachelorette.

Speaker 2 (01:49:46):
Next bachelorette out of all I don't know if it's
I don't know if it's that top. I think Natalie
is probably my best guess, which I don't think is
going to be somebody from the top three Boston. That's
Boston No. Twenty four years Okay, Boston also made Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:50:02):
Because she feels very sort of like guys like galvoy
that okay, Katie three, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:50:08):
I do.

Speaker 4 (01:50:09):
I I really like though that he's thirty one and
that a lot of the are of the age where
they are like planning.

Speaker 1 (01:50:14):
Together three Bachelor at Katie money.

Speaker 4 (01:50:17):
I mean, I'm not gonna pick Zoe even though she
was my my tom. Yeah, she's she's you know, shut
yourself in the foot here. Yeah. I think number three
is gonna be I think Juliana will make it far,
so I'll say Juliana for now, and then I think
it's gonna be Alex number two. And I think something's
gonna happen, like there's gonna be like the whole like,

(01:50:38):
oh guy, I couldn't talk to emotional thing, Like something's
gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (01:50:41):
She's gonna shut down, she's gonna have I think, but
Tia is gonna win.

Speaker 3 (01:50:47):
I would after this week, I would not be mad
at that at all.

Speaker 4 (01:50:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:50:50):
I like that that he loves them both. Yeah, he
has been all nice girl.

Speaker 4 (01:50:53):
Yeah, and like, I mean I could see him, but
they're just being like maybe somewhat of a disconnect with Okay,
that's not working.

Speaker 2 (01:51:00):
I think you're right. Yeah, I think you're right.

Speaker 1 (01:51:03):
I think he's gonna want to go for her, but
she's not gonna be able to believe it.

Speaker 2 (01:51:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:51:08):
Interesting, Okay, So I'm gonna go because there's so many
people that could, like Chloe could have a good showing,
Dina could have a good showing.

Speaker 4 (01:51:15):
He has a lot of really great wins.

Speaker 2 (01:51:16):
I think Dina is a sleeper too. Rose.

Speaker 4 (01:51:18):
We have when we do see them talk, they get
along well.

Speaker 2 (01:51:21):
Poor Ridka, she was cute right away. She left right away.

Speaker 1 (01:51:25):
Okay, I'm gonna Zoe's to to too. Okay, let's just
shooting yourself in the fo Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:51:30):
I'm gonna say final two also Alex and Litia. I
think I would love that final too, me too.

Speaker 1 (01:51:36):
I think Litia will win. I think number three fantasy suite.
I don't if Carolina. If Carolina makes it a fantasy suite, she'll.

Speaker 2 (01:51:44):
Make it to number two. Yeah, that's kind of how
I feel.

Speaker 1 (01:51:47):
So so that I'm gonna so, I'm gonna put I'm
gonna put Juliana. I'm gonna put Juliana number three. I
think she'll cause too much drama for the ladies. Okay,
I need you to look before we get I'm gonna
before I have a Google alert, just read the headlines
of what my Google alerts are and then just.

Speaker 2 (01:52:03):
Read just read what I got. First one is first
one is just for myself as it happens, update the
Righteous gym Stone. Okay, great, that's cool, but what's next?
What's next? The next one is righteous Gymonets March. Okay,
what's this one?

Speaker 7 (01:52:16):
Was?

Speaker 2 (01:52:16):
This one went twenty twenty four, Jazzy Berlin Mma Fighter
burst it in porno what.

Speaker 1 (01:52:25):
AI people like Russian bots like. It's like like like
Baba Jacks, Baba Dildo, Benny Aiden dildo.

Speaker 2 (01:52:35):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:52:35):
This is one of those things where you like go
to the website and then at the bottom there's a
giant paragraph of every buzzword you could ever have.

Speaker 1 (01:52:41):
Ye yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:52:42):
I always like that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:52:45):
Yeah, and you're like, I just can't even if somebody
is taking the time to like photoshop my head.

Speaker 2 (01:52:51):
Be it wait, speaking of you and your mortgage.

Speaker 3 (01:52:54):
Speaking looking for that speaking for that being of unsolicited
nasty material. Yeah, in the preview for next week, Yes,
there is that moment where Alex is answering the question,
what's the naughtiest thing you've ever purchased?

Speaker 2 (01:53:08):
Yess, butt plug.

Speaker 3 (01:53:11):
I want to know how the Bachelor nation will respond
to the idea of butt stuff and whether that is
good or bad for her.

Speaker 2 (01:53:19):
Wait, but maybe she could go but it might be
like oh ha ha ha, like you know, I got
it for you know. Maybe, but I'm interested to find out.

Speaker 1 (01:53:28):
Yeah, butt plug is a funny I was just surprised.

Speaker 3 (01:53:31):
And as as someone who is a Canadian, I feel
like she's not going to shy away from the truth.

Speaker 2 (01:53:36):
Yeah, so I'd love to know what that is.

Speaker 4 (01:53:39):
She also just seems like she's an open book in
a way, say shit like that.

Speaker 2 (01:53:43):
Yeah, So I mean I'm interested to see what happens
with that. I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:53:48):
Okay, we need some new reviews, you guys, So I'm
gonna read something that we've gotten. Here's one that's five stars.
This show wins dot dot dot five stars.

Speaker 2 (01:53:56):
Also what does this say? Also, is Jackie single.

Speaker 4 (01:54:01):
That how about we talked about your girlfriend?

Speaker 2 (01:54:05):
Are?

Speaker 5 (01:54:05):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:54:06):
Then?

Speaker 1 (01:54:06):
Have I didn't hear that part? Five stars?

Speaker 2 (01:54:08):
Eco teach makes me enjoy.

Speaker 1 (01:54:10):
Something I long enjoyed watching The Bachelor in the background
while doing chores. But I recently found this podcast and
now I pay attention and watch The Bachelor so I
could check along with Art and and friends and feel
like I'm in on the jokes. Such a fun podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:54:23):
I can agree with that.

Speaker 3 (01:54:24):
I skipped a couple of seasons because I was too
busy to come on the pod, And as soon as
I have the time, I said, I got to dive
back in.

Speaker 2 (01:54:30):
It's fun to watch and every season, will you like
I'm working? Will you be on the ride with us
this season?

Speaker 3 (01:54:38):
I think I will.

Speaker 1 (01:54:39):
You'll come back to come back?

Speaker 2 (01:54:40):
Will you come back? Listen? You're hooked in a few weeks?
Is our hang? Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:54:48):
Course, okay, maybe we'll maybe we'll learn Lauren and see
what she says about.

Speaker 2 (01:54:53):
What I really want to know what because you know,
okay my text just ask okay, yeah, I'm like and
the okay, so we havena can one quick? Do you
guys think Chloe will get far or do.

Speaker 1 (01:55:04):
You still get top sex?

Speaker 2 (01:55:06):
I think think I think Chloe has gone in the
next episode or two. I don't know. I don't like that.
I don't either, Yeah, but I've been wrong many times.

Speaker 4 (01:55:15):
Like the only reason I would say that is like
because she didn't get the roads like the group day.

Speaker 3 (01:55:19):
You know, she just has a real She has something
about her that I feel is genuine.

Speaker 2 (01:55:24):
And I hope you though I want to see Yeah,
I hope so I'll be tight. I think she'll be
in paradise. She's just so sweet. I think she'll get
top sex. Okay, post of the week.

Speaker 1 (01:55:39):
And by the way, I need I owe an email
to our winner from last week, who just emailed, is
so excited You're going to win a.

Speaker 2 (01:55:45):
Sleep crown.

Speaker 3 (01:55:48):
Because something as I got a sleep crown from my
girlfriend after being on the show. She sleeps with it
on her face every single night.

Speaker 2 (01:55:53):
I changed. I travel with it everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:55:56):
I brought it to sketch Fast. It's the only I evacuated.

Speaker 2 (01:56:01):
I took.

Speaker 1 (01:56:02):
I take my cats, my travel crown, my Gucci bag
and sweatpants.

Speaker 2 (01:56:06):
Then that was it. I brought my I brought my
cats and good sleep. That's all that I needed.

Speaker 1 (01:56:11):
Honey, Oh it is good sleep. And I had my
only real I brought myself a real purse. It was
it was it was the cheapest person they make, but
I own nothing real. That's my but I bought it.

Speaker 2 (01:56:23):
You gotta take that. I gotta take that stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:56:25):
The sleep ground in there and get out of there.

Speaker 2 (01:56:27):
This bit okay, so here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:56:30):
Here we go post of the week. Our boys seth
that at Basebone one. You know basketball isn't your saying
when you have more missing nails than points?

Speaker 2 (01:56:41):
Okay? This is two points?

Speaker 1 (01:56:44):
This, Oh my god, this is what I like. I
like an edgy swing for a joke. Here's one that's
coming up. This is from a new a new poster
Shannon at Shannon Muddler. Oh by the way, if you
want your own sleep Crown, you can go to sleep
crownd dot com, back slash why t our co for
now pickleball. It will get changed, but you get discounts
and stuff like that. Okay, here's one from Shannon. My

(01:57:07):
reaction upon seeing Matt whip out the baby oil would
have been less cute shy giggle and more vibes of
foreplay at a Diddy party.

Speaker 2 (01:57:17):
You know what it did make me think about Didny
for a second. I was like, oh man, hoe freaking out.
You don't want to be freak off of Jason's freaking off.

Speaker 1 (01:57:24):
Just a phrase freak off if he just called it
an orgy.

Speaker 2 (01:57:28):
A freak off. More than an orgy, It's a freak off. Guys.

Speaker 3 (01:57:32):
If you are listening to this and you want to
hear more about P Diddy's freak off parties, listen to
an episode of Scott Hasn't Seen with Chris Gethard where
we talk about how he invited P Diddy to the
UCB Theater to do a show like.

Speaker 2 (01:57:44):
It's so fun hinge. Okay, okay, we'll reverse of that.

Speaker 1 (01:57:47):
This is Rachel at Rachel Delanne twenty Zoe lurking, Zoe
lurking like jolly green giant behind Grant and Juliana.

Speaker 3 (01:57:55):
Really, they were shooting it from like the ground so
tight they were like, she is huge.

Speaker 2 (01:58:01):
Yeah, okay. This is also from Rachel.

Speaker 1 (01:58:03):
First bed broken on this season, and it wasn't in
the Bone Zone or Fantasy y.

Speaker 7 (01:58:10):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:58:10):
This is seth that at Basebone one looks like someone
put her couch grinding nails on.

Speaker 2 (01:58:18):
This is also from Rachel.

Speaker 1 (01:58:20):
I'd pick Carolina too if she mounted me like a
mechanical ball. It's sass at Sir dal Grant. I just
want to I just want to kick Zoe's walls down,
Ali Joe. Did somebody say kick Zoe?

Speaker 2 (01:58:39):
Okay, here's a few more.

Speaker 1 (01:58:40):
Rachel grant the energy is off. Yeah, Carolina dry humped
all the good vibes.

Speaker 2 (01:58:46):
Out of the group. Here's the final two.

Speaker 1 (01:58:51):
The watcher at Tully Tabo grant to the Batsree girls,
y'all did great, narrated her, they did not, in fact
the great, and then Laura Lisak Carolina said the daker
gave her the chance to feel like Hannah Montana for
the day. We're like Hannah Montana gets pregnant.

Speaker 2 (01:59:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:59:10):
Now, I gotta say that was one of the weirdest statements.
I was like, what do you mean, what did Hannah
Montana do? Did she grind on people on stage?

Speaker 2 (01:59:18):
I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:59:19):
I feel like we had a lot of good jokes.

Speaker 2 (01:59:22):
What are your top two? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:59:25):
Okay, So we have nails, we have ditty, we have
day a jelly green giant, we have bed breaking, we
had did somebody say kick Zoe mechanical bowl?

Speaker 3 (01:59:36):
I think I like nails and P.

Speaker 2 (01:59:38):
Diddy? Okay, yeah, I liked nails and kick Zoe?

Speaker 1 (01:59:41):
Okay, okay, okay, what do you think nails and P
Diddy or nails and kick Zoe, I like nails, Kizoe. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
here we go, final two loose ass at sir, we
are now grant. I just want to kick Zoe's walls down,
Alie Joe in all caps, did somebody say kick Zoe?

Speaker 3 (01:59:58):
Or okay, now I'm imagining Ali Joe saying it, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:00:02):
Did somebody say kick Zoe or uh seth that at
baseball wall and looks like someone put her couch grinding
nails on couch grinding nails or Koe.

Speaker 2 (02:00:12):
I like couch grinding.

Speaker 3 (02:00:13):
I think I got a Greek couch grinding nails is
very funny and it also illustrates, and it's pointing to
maybe the most electric part of the episode, maybe the
whole season.

Speaker 2 (02:00:22):
Okay, Kate, okay, winner grind. If you guys want to post,
you do not need to tweet.

Speaker 1 (02:00:31):
You can tweet if you want at Anna Jose h
O s s n I h and at art marine
m y r n hashtag w y A t R.

Speaker 2 (02:00:38):
There's also threads.

Speaker 1 (02:00:39):
It's money moves hose me a on there, or you
could just d m annas or Blue Scarbard trying, or
you could just d m Ann on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (02:00:49):
All of them are valid. We understand.

Speaker 1 (02:00:51):
Uh uh you know the problem with the Twitter or
x or whatever. So uh yeah, I gotta just like
abandon my car by the side of the road. Now
I got just like I got it five years ago.

Speaker 2 (02:01:03):
I was trying to like good for the end of
my show, and my show is sketch fas one of
the audience members who got on stage, I was like, yeah,
I work at I work at Tesla and the crowd
boot and I was like, she was like, yeah, I've
been working there for like three years.

Speaker 1 (02:01:19):
Break I look so problematic now because like my license
I used to be razzle Dazzle, and then I got
I was like, I can't be a lady pulling up
in dates in a Tesla that with like vanity plates
that says razzle dazzles. So I got rid of them,
and I so then this I just was like, I'll
just get generic plates. And the State of California sent
me my plate that I did not custom order.

Speaker 2 (02:01:40):
Is High. I saw that coming in today and I
clocked it and I was like, what an interesting plate
to get high High. It's so funny, is great, It's
so funny. It's like I tried to get sex. I definitely,

(02:02:01):
I definitely closed it. I thought I was trying to
get definitely coming in.

Speaker 1 (02:02:10):
Sent me Hope fifty nine.

Speaker 3 (02:02:12):
Do you know what though, like you were saying about
we were saying about the messy eating. If they can't
handle you at your whole fifty nine high phase, they
can't handle it at all.

Speaker 1 (02:02:22):
Fifty nine high is almost insulting, like home fifty nine high.

Speaker 2 (02:02:26):
Fuck you.

Speaker 1 (02:02:31):
Fifty nine. That's so great, Like she tried to give
me sixty nine, but it was all teeth, like, what
is it?

Speaker 2 (02:02:37):
That's great? I have one hundred percent. I thought that
was custom. I saw it coming it. Yeah, what a
weird choice of one hundred and twelve. I'm hope fifty nine,
Hope fifty nine, fifty nine, I'm fifty.

Speaker 1 (02:02:53):
Girls and another fifty seven threw away for the weekend.
You call me honey, and you're like, yes, so insulting
and hilarious. It's so that's but now I have a
fucking tesla. I look like I have like a not
a Nazi car, but you but they so like I
know this, I know, but it's like it is in

(02:03:16):
everyone is a fu. But then you're so east side.

Speaker 2 (02:03:19):
If you're like I bought this before, Like okay, like
it is l a and it's not a look, I'm.

Speaker 1 (02:03:26):
Like, I look like you'd have to ask me where
I was January sixth with my host fifty.

Speaker 3 (02:03:31):
You could do, you know, you could do very small pride.
I have to address Tesla.

Speaker 1 (02:03:38):
But it tells you a lot, like if you go
like a license shoulder, that's like pro yes, it's a
little I just just sell my car and get a
different car.

Speaker 3 (02:03:46):
It's if you want to do that, but it's fully electric,
you might, I mean, who knows, who knows?

Speaker 2 (02:03:50):
Who knows? Dude? Okay, all right, look what would you
like to promote? Shaw?

Speaker 1 (02:03:56):
Look, that is so fun having you back.

Speaker 2 (02:03:58):
I'm glad to better.

Speaker 1 (02:04:00):
It's a great addition.

Speaker 2 (02:04:01):
So happy to be back. Love being back. We beach adjacent.
Oh my god, I know. Ready, you'll be getting to
know the hole. This is important. This is the farm leg.
You're getting the farm team.

Speaker 3 (02:04:12):
What I want to promote. I have a podcast called
Scott Hasn't Seen. It's behind a paywall and ceorld dot com.

Speaker 2 (02:04:17):
Barden has been on. We've watched a bunch of movies.
We talked about Martin. Yes, we talked about Martin, which
was fun. We watched Blue Streak recently.

Speaker 1 (02:04:24):
We knew what we did. Uh, we did Mario's wedding.

Speaker 3 (02:04:27):
Yes, and also we screamed while watching What Women Want When.

Speaker 1 (02:04:30):
You got a young Marine. I was pinned to be
the part that what's her name?

Speaker 2 (02:04:37):
Got?

Speaker 1 (02:04:37):
Who's in every CUTI greer? And then the casting director died,
and then I then there was everything out put on.

Speaker 2 (02:04:44):
Pause and in between him dying, and then I got that.
I got like, well, we love seeing.

Speaker 3 (02:04:51):
We love seeing and also Twisted Metal season two coming
out this summer.

Speaker 2 (02:04:55):
What would you like to promote jack Keys? You know what? Listen,
Come and come to Comedian Clash if you're in La.
If you're not in La, we live stream it this
next week.

Speaker 3 (02:05:04):
We are.

Speaker 2 (02:05:04):
Sean has been honest, Sean has won, so fun time.
It's gonna be great. We got Laura Lapkis and Jason Alexander.
Next show, that's fun. That's a fun one. This Sutday,
February twenty third, make us some time. Get that live
stream if you're not in La.

Speaker 1 (02:05:20):
Okay, and guess what you guys will be warming up
to play the part of Lauren Lapkiz, You're my new
best frien as.

Speaker 2 (02:05:26):
Long as we don't talk about Carolina, I believe.

Speaker 1 (02:05:30):
But I'm getting the mail perspective, so I'm open to that.
So you guys, I will take you up on it
will be dining. I love tacos, I love all time.

Speaker 2 (02:05:39):
Let's do Okay, Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:05:41):
I want to promote them going to be on the
next and final season of Righteous Jumpstone as Sean William
Scott's wife. We start episode three. The show starts twenty nine.
I'm at three kat.

Speaker 4 (02:05:55):
I am Katie underger money on Instagram, and please go
to your local shelter and the doctor foster and animal.

Speaker 2 (02:06:00):
Yes, yes, until next.

Speaker 3 (02:06:04):
Tak mine in time?

Speaker 2 (02:06:04):
Really think as much? Fright nye?

Speaker 7 (02:06:07):
Oh yeah, We're gonna get all up and you tonight.

Speaker 6 (02:06:13):
I feels so good. I just got one little question fire.

Speaker 7 (02:06:17):
Out where you except this roll? Would you reaccept this roll?
Listen to your word? Who your accept this rolls into

(02:06:39):
your world?

Speaker 1 (02:06:44):
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