"CAN I TONGUE YOU?" w/ Jacquis Neal, Rachel Smith and Mike Castle

Jacquis Neal, Rachel Smith and Mike Castle join Arden and KT$$$$ to break down the season finale of Joan's season of the Bachelorette!   David Koresch Glasses!   Replacement Daddy's! Hakeem!

- Arden does not want to hear someone say they are unlovable if they just had two people declare their love!

- Jacquis can only count to date TWO!

- Rachel comes in the with the TEA about Zaddies Jordan and Marc!

- Mike does NOT want Guy or Chock to give him the silent treatment!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will you accept this Rose? A production of iHeartRadio.
Leave It on the Field, Well, shocker of all shockers,
Shock for the Wind. I mean, look, I'm happy for them.
I'm mad at her right now. I just want to
log it in. I'm mad at her from a gaming
perspective because I like, we're all here for the game.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
We're not.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
It's not like we're on what would It wouldn't even
be tinge.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
It would be like like e harmony.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
You know what I mean, Like like we're not just
watching an e harmony. Emale Bread, This is like you
just took me eight weeks of my life.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Hello and Walker to another episode of All the except
this was My name is Artemrine, coming to you from
the Bengals Sanctuary of my Bougie Garage on Los Angeles, California. Katie. Yes,
the two Bengals have been adopted out Anna, Doctor Banana
and then our Queen Debbie took Debbie took Daisy back

(00:59):
to Ohio. I'm gonna show you the most heart worrying.
I'm gotta show you the video that America needs right now.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
It seems meant to be like she just immediately sprung
in action save that cat was like, her name is Daisy.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
No, no, she goes. She started screaming, Daisy's in trouble.
Daisy's in trouble. But the good news is I have
a portal that's like a toaster. Remember in the Michael
Jackson documentary how there was like the toaster dance, like
they pop up. There's just popping bangles out of my yard.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Bangle bangle everywhere. Put on your bangle.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
He's the best cat too. And apparently apparently Rosie is
obsessed with Anna's mom follows her everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah, does prayers with her? Oh yeah, like yeah, literally.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Just goes and like like does has gone to like
we might I don't know if this is super person,
but yeah it's on like prayer study and then she
and there was on zoom and I guess like the
people and again if Anna wants us to cut this up,
but I just thought it was so touching that it
was like the first night and like the women in
her mom's study group were like, there's a cat with you.
She's like, this is Rosie. She'll be observing in this

(02:04):
zoom window. Was like cute, she loves it. His mom
She's just follows her around. That's so cute.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
That's so cute. I would give anything to have a
cat just follow me around.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Can I just tell you this is if I get
another one?

Speaker 6 (02:15):
Yeah, you guys, you know who you have to pressure.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
I tried because I actually intentionally brought her Actually honestly,
she was like I knew that, and I knew this
was a great cat, and I truly brought her over
her saying this is I really thought if you had come,
you would have just stuck it in your back. Pat.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
I want a cat really bad.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Well guess what.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
These are the best cats, apparently allegedly, so you're well,
let me just introduce you. Okay, this guy cat daddy,
cat daddy. He literally you know what. I would do podcasts,
but most of are like you killed on your episode
of Curb your Enthusiasm.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
I meant that you're my dating guru.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
It's correct. Yes, yes, I'm so happy to be here.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah you've read my dating guru.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
That's that's true. That is true. But I I feel
like I'm not totally up to date on everything.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
I had a seventh date last night.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
We went to Brian Soffie's show at Dynasty and he
met a couple of people. Okay, yeah, you met you met,
he met me, He met a couple of people, and
and also laughed a lot at you know what I mean,
because I've dated guys that go in with whole laughter
playing the straight guys that get threatened.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Yeah, that's a good test though. I say literally on because.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
I because I'm a very free laugher, Like I'm a
generous laugh because I know how hard it is up there,
you know.

Speaker 7 (03:41):
What I mean?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
And uh neo, Naomi Peragan opened killed it. He loved her, Brian,
So that's like two laughed hard through all of them,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (03:52):
Love it?

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah right, love this.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
I mean we'll see you know, so first to good.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Love it, love to hear it, come on, right, that's
a lot of days.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah you're still counting them.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Like seven was like the first like integrated into like, Okay,
I'm gonna fold you into the ring of a little
bit of my life.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
Okay, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
I know you're gonna be cool about it. Are your fun?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Hang?

Speaker 6 (04:19):
When do we stop counting?

Speaker 7 (04:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Yeah, double digits? Yeah yeah, I like that.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
I also, I mean, you know me that's whenever Laurence travel,
I make I make lists of like if when we
go to New York, I make her at the end
of the trip go through every single like and then
we did this, and then.

Speaker 8 (04:40):
We your details detail stop. I stopped counting dates once
we have sex.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Yeah, I think that that's naturally. Okay, that's what I
stopped counting dates.

Speaker 7 (04:52):
I mean, I'll count before you count too.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
We've been on one.

Speaker 9 (04:58):
Day and then he can't count.

Speaker 7 (05:04):
Is over?

Speaker 3 (05:04):
You can't count pass.

Speaker 8 (05:06):
The cow.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
To keep track of it anymore.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah, Well, can I just say, can I just say, now,
this is a man who we just might not be
I know that these two are up to date, so
I'm going to catch up to date and some of
the ship with it. So this is a person and
I'll introduced him in one second. We discussed during fantasy sweets, joaned,
I'm going to say, insane children. We saw this man

(05:34):
in the Kresh glasses. My date watched it with me
and called him. He looked like an arcade empressario that
he owned a chain of arcades and.

Speaker 9 (05:49):
Who works at American Farmers Insurance. He might she has
one son, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
I mean he was like glasses insurance, those glasses.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Like so, so here's her children made her.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Remove all of the beds from fantasy suites so she
wouldn't get out of it with and like as if
you can't fuck on a couch of Flora.

Speaker 7 (06:15):
They can't.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
But anyway, so this gentleman was on and we were
saying for D two just round about we were saying
that he wants to do He thought that done.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Doesn't seem like I'm not like she doesn't. It doesn't
seem like she fucks.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
Yeah, I get that impression.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
She will get out of it with Chuck, like I
feel like she likes it like a daddy, like a
rich New York apartment.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
She was like, iucking call off the game.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
I'm just gonna start picturing them having sex in my head.
Now for the next.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
You know him from Grand Crew, you know it from
Dropout TV. You know him as the Horny Pool in Spectrum.

Speaker 7 (06:59):
Jackie. Oh my gosh, hello, hello, hello, hello Applaus applaals yes, yes, yes, yeah, yeah,
oh my gosh. What a what a season? What I.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Got boring?

Speaker 3 (07:12):
It got so fucking boring because it's the best one.

Speaker 9 (07:16):
It started out the fact that the after the final
Rosen finale were only an hour crazy.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
When I saw that crazy.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Like we have nothing left.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
To Jesse Palmer seems like the mostly complicated artists and
a man in the world.

Speaker 8 (07:30):
The episode were exactly we literally got a college football.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
That was so crazy. I literally did a double take.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
That you know her from Smith's Sister's Live a lover
of pop culture. I'm going to say my my manicure
kind of like like you're a walking vision board for
my Like I've actually thought about getting.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
I know you have a pinteress board and I want.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
I stole it from Mariah actually, who.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
I sat with.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
I felt like I kind of had to be have
at Lauren's birthday party because I literally just wanted to
fully turn to.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
My right and just talk to you the entire night.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
But there was a nine people there and it felt
very rude ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Rachel's also, we could not do.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
This with its KT money, KT money, Levy money. Okay,
here's another thing you need to know that. These are
the two things you need to know going at so well,
three things. So the beds Okay, here's two more facts.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Two more facts.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Is she's her husband as you could tell. Her dead
husband has cock blocked every day, and she saw a hawk.

Speaker 6 (08:33):
Can you imagine I would be so bummed every time
it starts. They had experienced loss as well. We are
here to experience. We are moving past seventy.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah, I guess you like also dude, and like so
she I remember her. She was also saying, like Marvel hawks.
She was on a date with the hottest one that
was there, Jonathan, and then she was like who, I
honestly think it said he was a shipping consultant.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
She wanted a rich guy.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah, yeah, she hot, she yi. Apparently Pascal said he
would be the bachelor, but he would need younger contestant.

Speaker 9 (09:19):
He's like, give me everybody got it.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
I've said it nerous times when pascal son is out
of college. She could get it from here. I'm just
saying he can get it. You can get it in
his eyes, that fake terry, all those bracelets, I would like,
I would be really hating. I would be so I
couldn't take enough showers after. But Passal's son at graduation
as a president could get.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
It as a present.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Okay, Number three, The final thing you need to know
is this Jones husband, her precious dead Hawk Okay, who
she brings up John, who's the golden boy John? And
John Rachel's gonna help me with this? Allegedly, No, I
think he admitted to it. It was he was indicted
for some money Launders, and he was trying to funnel

(10:14):
it into opening his strip club.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Was funneling it and he had like.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
A copier services company and he was taking contracts but
and they were paying him like hundreds of thousands of dollars,
but he was putting that money like trocketting it and
trying to open a trip strip club. And he was
indicted for this. He was supposed to go to court,
and then he died of cancer.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
And then they each then they they owed a couple
like five hundred thousand dollars in back taxes. And then
so she moved from like Potomac to like a kind
of a little cheaper are like.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
A bigger arrogance of a scheme like that.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
So visits her Golden Hawk.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
It's a guy that's like, can I.

Speaker 9 (10:54):
See also can we get some pasts on that?

Speaker 4 (10:59):
And also now after meeting you know, her protective son,
I'm just kind of like I see it.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Yeah, crash and yeah, hawk and chalk.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Okay, so overall, I'm not gonna throw this out as
a hypothesis, and then we can get we can start
with general and then we can get into more micro.
But here's what I want to say, the overall girl.
Yeah you know, okay, I'll start with just this episode. Okay,
you're gonna waste twenty five minutes boohooin because the horny

(11:35):
hairdresser went home and you've had two men say to you,
I am in love with you and I'm gonna propose.
I am gonna propose to you tomorrow. And she's like,
then you're gonna cry about how how unlovable you are?
Too hot looking, Nancy looking real, she was a snack,
like a real tight keeping it hot to then like
be like, oh I have no word, like don't waste

(11:58):
my like don't you have two men?

Speaker 3 (12:00):
So they mean nothing and you're.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Like the biggest pieces like like you don't get to
do that and then go break our our very square
but sweet guy's heart.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
You you close mouth kissed you like this.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
She was so.

Speaker 7 (12:15):
She was so not in it was I was just like,
why is he here?

Speaker 6 (12:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (12:21):
She wanted to.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
I feel like if he'd.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Been gone and would have been Pascal and Chalk, she
would have beds in her fantasye. I know she removed
him because she's a people pleaser and she didn't know
how to not fun guy or even tongue kiss him.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (12:33):
Yeah, she's not into him.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Okay, I'm gonna go to you reach.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
I get it. He has that sterile sort of surgeon.
The one who.

Speaker 9 (12:40):
Also has he is a yeah yeah, and he also
is one of the guys who had a restraining order
I guess.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
But in his he did come out and say it
was like they were in the heat of the divorce,
like it sounds like it wasn't as bad as Gil,
who was like literally stalking.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
I agree, I agree, why.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Do you need to stop? It wasn't great. But I'm
not like I got to bring the law into the no,
you know what I mean? I still I mean I could.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
I can make jokes about them to my friends behind
his back.

Speaker 6 (13:16):
Everyone wants a clean break, you know. If it's not
happening and you're bringing in the law, it's gotten pretty bad.
I want to just say by and never talk to
you again. If I'm bringing in the lawn.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
It's gotten bad, so they got to do I gotta
do better. It doesn't like.

Speaker 6 (13:35):
Devin, Devin, just check if they have a restraining who
won search like racist terms and restraining orders.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Even when they're in the house. Don't stop searching.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Black face racist.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
This is crazy training training orders.

Speaker 8 (13:50):
They giving them a little nineteen ninety nine background checks,
that's yeah, y'all need to get them hundred dollar ones.

Speaker 6 (13:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I need to get they do
they do cut a background check. You don't have to
pay for it to upgrade. They're like, I'm sure he doesn't.

Speaker 8 (14:07):
I'm they will want to put this company.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Anybody else is mad about her crying about being unlovable
to Nancy did that?

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Boy, it was annoying to me.

Speaker 9 (14:20):
But what really struck me is like seeing Jen do this,
seeing Joey do it, I'm like, why does every lead
feel like Rachel? We're being They're being stripped of their
self worth. So it was less to me about Joan
and more like what the fuck is happening in production
that were getting to.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Do you now? Date seven? He was watching and he
was like, oh, production is making her. I was like, no,
she's insecure she's but he was saying. He was like, no,
this isn't I was like, this isn't fake. She's not
she's actually has real tears. He kept thinking production.

Speaker 9 (14:54):
No, no, no, All of them get to that point
they wake up of a zombie trance and they're like,
I'm ready to marry now.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
I will spend the rest of my life with you.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Now They're like.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Wow, I mean there's a lot of do you think
they're gonna I mean that's a lot of two people
have walked out on you and your hawk did fly away?

Speaker 2 (15:15):
You know, what.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Do you think? Jack Keyes?

Speaker 8 (15:20):
When I was look, when I was watching this, I
was like, they gotta they gotta stop picking people with dad.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
People will discriminate, but yes, gotta stop.

Speaker 6 (15:29):
It literally makes me not want to watch because I
start feeling so depressed.

Speaker 7 (15:33):
Yeah, so fucking sad, and then I gotta see it.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
It's sad.

Speaker 7 (15:36):
I'm tired of watching old people cry.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Like the kids and being like, are you going to
replace my dad.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Your forty dad.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Place? How about like my dad passed away and my
mom has about fell in love again, replace.

Speaker 10 (15:55):
My dad my dad?

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Katie? You're Katie, what do you think?

Speaker 3 (16:00):
How did you feel girl.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
It did get very boring. I think she just is
not ready for it. I don't know if they're gonna last,
partly because she's not ready for it.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
I think she likes a man that has I think
it is gonna laugh last because she's She's like, well,
I submit to Chuck.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Now, is he gonna move to Maryland?

Speaker 1 (16:21):
He's buying buying the New York they're going to. He's
buying her a place to anyone she.

Speaker 9 (16:25):
Wants, say after the final room, because they didn't talk
about it after New.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
York are going to they.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
Together.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Honestly, that is smart. It is smart.

Speaker 7 (16:40):
Just be like, I'm not moving to Maryland.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
Okay, so that.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Wasn't then I'll stop.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
This is Date Seven's all other takeaway kept being like,
this guy's full of ship. He's a sixty year old
insurance salesman and he's doing this. Can I get a
verbal yes, Eddie? And he gets come before you walk away?
Can we steal that?

Speaker 3 (16:58):
That was his takeaway?

Speaker 9 (16:59):
No?

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Can can we close this before I leave? Can I
get a yes?

Speaker 1 (17:03):
The insurance sales the deal?

Speaker 2 (17:06):
She's not doing it, dude, like walk out?

Speaker 5 (17:09):
Yes, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
He was manipult. Okay, so here we are on the boat.
She's stuck on the fucking empty cruise ship.

Speaker 7 (17:17):
Oh yeah, she's on the scene.

Speaker 6 (17:21):
It did feel very serious.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
Well.

Speaker 6 (17:25):
Also, I want to say one thing, which is I
feel like, and I think I've said it on this
podcast before, but I feel like you got to do
a real psychological study on what it does to a
person to be the lead of one of these shows,
because I was thinking the crying is that she is
expecting to have like a one hundred percent perfect dream
scenario in which every single person is like, I will

(17:46):
change my life to be with you, and then if
she doesn't get a perfect score, she's like.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
I can't be loved.

Speaker 7 (17:52):
Right.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
Expectation is insane.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
One person goes, oh, I just don't think it's really
there between y, I'm unlovely.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
She has to reject all of them.

Speaker 9 (18:02):
It's on Joan, I think for not sensing that from
Pascal he was.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Not away, yeah, honesty, because he was rich, because he
was he was she loves he loved a guy that
was starting a fucking titty club with funnels, little copier,
fake copyer money.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Pascal was the closest. These are two nice.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Guys, that's true.

Speaker 6 (18:28):
And if you spoke to Pascal for one minute, your
takeaway would be if he were the Golden Bachelor, he
would need all the contestants to be in the thirties.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 6 (18:38):
Literally exactly who he is.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Like one discussion about the mother of any of his children,
it was just some horny lady that was on and
off for a year.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
He was still dating when his daughter signed him up.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
For this, and he was the first contestant to openly say,
I never thought I'd get this fun.

Speaker 5 (18:59):
I thought you delimitate me.

Speaker 7 (19:00):
I thought I was I'll be back in a couple
of weeks.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
He's at the hotel.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
At the hotel, I was as I sucking the dancers
at the ceremony, the young ones like like who are scantily,
you know, like their bodies are although Joe like.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Banging into bik so hot.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Marilyn Rice Cup was so like I thought, was so
on pointless because she was like, you know what, even
though we all like make jokes like she knows how
to be a woman, and you know she know, you know,
she showing yes, cult guy, cult guya.

Speaker 5 (19:42):
This is why her son is still in love with him.
That's right. She's a perfect woman in that room.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
You know, she's got that dice and blowout. She's man
will never see her without her face. She will wait
till he falls asleep and get up at an extra
half hour put on her face.

Speaker 7 (20:03):
She she is.

Speaker 8 (20:05):
A desperate housewife. Yeah, like that is what she looks like.
Energy and not like a mean one. I don't think
she's like a mean one, but she's like she has
the energy of like, yeah, I'm glamorous, I'm cute.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
To maintain that, and I'm going to maintain I mean,
and she puts herself together.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
She's the wife of a white collar criminal. That's exactly.
She really is a wife.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
No, look she was, she did coding, but she is
a woman. She is ruth made off. She is the
wife of a wife.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
Very She keeps everything else together, everything else.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
And it worked for her. It worked for her, and
she wants she wants to read. And Pascal was closest
to that because they would have had they would have
been like he did. He would never.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
Would like with a dynamic duo, he would.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Have never had sex with He would be like he
was eight years older than her. He was discussing he
was sixty. She's sixty, she was girl.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Of course he's sixty nine.

Speaker 7 (21:15):
No, of course he's I need to.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
See Johnath.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Sixty six. This is a lucky number.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
So here we are on the sea, your cruise ship
with Susan and Kathy in the audience. They I look,
we love you are Susan Katy. They're never missing a
pressure opportunity. They go to the opening envelope front.

Speaker 7 (21:37):
Also came shut up with them with him.

Speaker 9 (21:41):
Did you all catch him talking to one of the
Mormon wives women when they were like they're gonna be
on ABC.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
The girl Layla I.

Speaker 9 (21:48):
Think that's her name, Leila. She was like looking at
him like stop talking to me.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Nine moments.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Okay, So we're on the cruise ship. She's crying because
this is girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Job, good job, one the gold.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
He was the hottest one he.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Was and he was hot, so nice, and he was intelligent, like.

Speaker 6 (22:21):
Hot hot, and he had a really great tattoo. I
want to say, like it looks quite awesome.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
It was all yeah, but then but then he came
with his desk goot to be like, hey, guess what, all, y'all,
I got a young girlfriend. I'm good and then and
then Charles with his hair dye.

Speaker 7 (22:41):
I know, I.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Don't know where his daughter is.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Okay, can I can we can we just talk?

Speaker 5 (22:49):
For what?

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Does anybody watched Love Is Blind?

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Not this current season?

Speaker 7 (22:53):
Okay, I'm just.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Gonna say there was I need to show you this.
There was a scientist. They were adorable who fell in
love with another scientist. Yes, they both had like you know,
just different like scientific tattoos. They fell in love.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
They were sweetest.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Can beat nerds? Okay, absolute nerds. They showed up at
the reunion. He looked like first of all, he looked
like he got to like turkey and got like the
craziest like wig. He looks like he's a gay magician.
Look at the styling job. What is this not.

Speaker 7 (23:31):
That's so funny.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
This is what they put him in at the reunion.

Speaker 7 (23:35):
He looks like he looks like a wrestler.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
It's literally insane.

Speaker 7 (23:41):
I need to show you rich.

Speaker 8 (23:42):
Yeah. Yeah, it looks like what Vince mc man would
think that person would look like.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Okay, so this is let me show you his before,
his before, just like a regular dude. So this is
him on his wedding day. This is this is them
on their wedding day.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
I look about it, but he did look like that.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
There was like a cat that's like one of my Bengals,
just sitting on the front of his head and he's
in like a snake skin wide lapel jacket with like
a boot cut flare pant and like a pointy plast
with like a and he said, I've always had a
latent interest in fashion. At the reunion, that's what was Okay, sorry, okay,

(24:29):
and we're back. Okay, So Nancy's there, Nancy's like, Nancy,
have good advice. Nancy was sort of like, bitch, check yourself.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 9 (24:38):
You didn't want you You didn't really Yes, I think
that is what she was saying, was like, you.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Know that you really really like chalking.

Speaker 9 (24:46):
So what's the Like Pascal was on the same level
a step.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
She's like, you know that, she's on the She's like,
I'm so excited about the Sea Breeze cruise ship by
by Windstar.

Speaker 7 (24:59):
She's like, we thinks she liked Pascal.

Speaker 5 (25:01):
Guy, I don't think like.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
If Pascal had it self eliminated, she would have kept.

Speaker 7 (25:07):
It would have been Pascal and Chock.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Pascal was rich and she's seen the Aston Martin. She
didn't know about the New York apartment. She'd only been
definitely rich though, but.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah he was.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
He's Also he had a boat on like top that
wasn't his boat, It wasn't.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
I think it was like a rental.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Money.

Speaker 6 (25:27):
Yeah, he did posture of someone who has money. Also, wait,
I think with Pascale completely. He has a money faced, money.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Face, with Pascal money face.

Speaker 6 (25:38):
Yeah, I feel like Pascal like she was more like
she really wanted him to love her. I feel like,
like more than that she loved him, she was more
like he.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Was using it like compulsively to say that she was
a lovable Yes, yes, okay. Date seven pointed out that
guy looks a little too much like Jeffrey Epstein.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
Yes yes, oh wait. Lauren pointed out that he looked
like someone.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Just having never seen it. These are the take Lauren.

Speaker 6 (26:06):
Lauren said, he looks like Matt Lower, and I really
see Matty.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
The people you want to love.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
That was like Mitt Romney too, Matt Lower, Jeffrey, you.

Speaker 6 (26:19):
Have no problem believing he was Mitt Romney's brother. Yeah,
if you showed them next to each other, like yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Just likes not in love with me.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Meanwhile, the audience is filled with white women and jewel
tone tops once again, just as jewel tone Top is
getting it done, and then Nancy's like, you're not unlovable.
She's like, how could anybody love me? I'm just She's
I'm not deserving of love. She's like, you've had it
before and you can have it again. Continue to move forward.

Speaker 7 (26:49):
You keep talking about your dead husband and all the love,
Like you did have love.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
What are you talking about talking about every man here
wanted to marry you.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
You just said home twenty.

Speaker 7 (26:59):
Like her husband didn't divorce you, he died. Yeah, so
you had love? Yeah, like and you haven't put yourself
out there until this show.

Speaker 5 (27:07):
Yeah, So like I don't understand. And she's yeah, like that.

Speaker 6 (27:11):
He is saying she has known love and been so
like it's sort of like, haven't you been cured of
that self consciousness and you know that you can be loved?

Speaker 1 (27:19):
You literally, but twenty two men that were like I
would die for I marry you right now.

Speaker 6 (27:25):
But it's like the perfect score thing though, where if
even one is like, actually you're not for me, and
she's like, I'm.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Ship you know, what, but I mean, I guess we've
all had that.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
If you go to a show and one person that
you know like good job, and you're like, yeah, what
the fuck?

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Yeah, then that's the only valuable opinion.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Everyone like, what the fuck was Sarah? I could tell
she didn't.

Speaker 6 (27:44):
Like yeah, and you're like, and I am a hack,
let me tell you.

Speaker 7 (27:49):
And shows are tougher than love shows.

Speaker 8 (27:52):
They're trying to make these motherfuckers laugh. It's tougher than love.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Take that life less time.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
We're going to go into our first break.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Oh no they did not, No they did not.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Oh yes they did.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
And we're back here.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
We are at the Starbreeze by Windstar Cruises, going to
Bora Bora, and the kids are there. The kids are there,
they're they're the first annoying. We didn't get this at
the hometowns. This is the first annoying. Hers are like.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
Really just the one with his ricks due.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Yeah, yeah, daughter, I liked her.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yeah he was there was the glass, the.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Glass of the Koresh glasses were tall.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
He looked Rick.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
Steve's in the eighties.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Yes it was.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
He looked like he auditioned for but didn't book. The
MENANDZ brothers like they were like close, but no, yes, exactly, yes,
the the math of the money he was going to make,
and then they called to let him know he didn't.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Get it anyway. Okay, so John. The kids are like, well,
she does have a husband. I called dad her husband.

Speaker 5 (29:14):
They were freaky as hell.

Speaker 6 (29:16):
I will be I was really putting myself in the
place of the man and meeting them. I will be
freaked out. I'll go like you, I don't want I
don't want this relationship.

Speaker 9 (29:25):
Seriously, I was doing maybe mine's too fresh, but I
was doing the opposite and putting myself in the shoes
of the kids. And I was like, I think I
would be equally creepy.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
I guess I am. Mariah would be like, who are you?
Why are you here? That's my dad.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
You're right, get mom out of your right.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
You're right.

Speaker 9 (29:49):
With time, they'll get there, and they wanted her to
go on, but I fear right.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
I love picture you guys doing that.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
I know. I was like, that be awesome.

Speaker 9 (30:00):
I'm really I was really actively she every day she's like,
can I apply to be on the Golden Bachelor?

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Like beautiful, hate production scheduling.

Speaker 9 (30:12):
She doesn't want to kiss anyone, but I said, she
don't want her to.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Be the actually doesn't want to kiss anyone.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
She has she has first get in on the ground level.

Speaker 7 (30:24):
That does suck that like to that point the Gary
like he was able to just be picked and now
everyone else after him has to be on the show
to the.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
Next part where he sucked it up.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
He did because we were all so happy for him.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
I know, I know he really.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
We were happy for them and it was sweet and
like they were cute and like they seemed happy.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
The wedding was adorable and like so fast.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
It's like you and she God, she was still working
and like like and he was like, oh, like you're
actually kind of bad.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
Yeah, And he's like, I just want to steal your money.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
The second the.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Second he heard about her job, he switched from I
gotta have you in the morning with my cup of coffee,
call it off. I don't even want to see Teresa. Wait,
you have a four oh one head. Yeah, he feels
like one of those Did you ever see that documentary
about like that the Florida like retirement community.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Yes, yes, he feels like the hot guy that lived
in the van.

Speaker 6 (31:33):
Very Yeah, who's like there to have sex with the
older women, the guy who's like constantly doing acid there. Yes, yes,
that was amazing. That's one of the best docs.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
The villages.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
The Villages right, No, it.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
Had it was like a name like the Happy Community.
There was some other name for it.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
It made me cry a Okay, so then here we
are question Yes, because.

Speaker 7 (31:57):
I didn't watch the mentel all yeah, I figured I wouldn't.
But did they not choose a They did it good.

Speaker 9 (32:06):
But but my theory is that it has to be
Charles because they did this hole and he went that
where this girl who was market Mars with someone Charles
so happy.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
I would watch every second of the girl.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
There was this upence.

Speaker 9 (32:28):
He was like Charles Charles and there were Jesse was like,
what is that? This girl in the back it was
like it was Mike.

Speaker 5 (32:37):
She was like your.

Speaker 9 (32:38):
Bachelor Nations pick for Golden Bachelor for the Bachelor and
then just he was like, oh really I would do
that and just was.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Like, well good night.

Speaker 8 (32:48):
Yeah, they wouldn't announce, Yeah, probably will announce it at
the end.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
That amazing. That will actually be.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Best show in the history of television.

Speaker 7 (33:01):
It would be fun. I think it would be Okay,
wait his wife. His wife is dead.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
She's gonna be.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
She's gonna be in a frame coming.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
I said something last night when I were watching this,
how they need to get like a divorce. Yes, and
he was like, oh no, they couldn't because you know,
unless it was like a really amical, that person's gonna
come back.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
And just like I bet the guy, the man can
have a dead wife, I think unfortunately the lady needs
to have a guy that cheated with the secretary. Because guy,
because because because the guy. Guys can't be alone. They
just pick up the next one at the funeral. Like
a lot of guys, they remarry so fast they can't
handle it. But a woman, she got her pals and

(33:45):
she's like, well I've been carrying this for you know
what I mean? Okay, so what's the dealing.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Mark is a girlfriend girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
It was the woman who he had.

Speaker 9 (33:54):
He she was Cinderella for Halloween and he was Prince
Charming and then they posted a TikTok together that I
forget what.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Her name is, but attachment to one Tree Hill, I
don't remember what he hasn't Attachment.

Speaker 9 (34:08):
Sophia relations with Harris and Mark Anderson, right, But I I.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Want, and Jordan is with someone else.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
To Jordan, Jordan, who could not even said Leslie, he's
with Leslie?

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Who's Leslie from Gary?

Speaker 11 (34:27):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Wait look wait what wait?

Speaker 2 (34:29):
How have you all missed that?

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Wait a minute?

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Yes, this woman this she went on.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
Alan would Yeah, okay, actress she was.

Speaker 7 (34:41):
I don't remember who she was.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah, she was his wife and honestly, good for her
for swooping in and being like, yeah, he's a zaddy.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
She's like early sixty Okay, wait.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
A minute, wait a minute, sixty two.

Speaker 9 (34:57):
And Kelsey has posted hearts on things. That woman she
seems like.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Okay, wait a minute, Jordan standing Jordan, Leslie the sexy
dancer from Prince is.

Speaker 9 (35:11):
That I did not finish three seasons? Okay, Leslie, here's
it was the second.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yeah, here's my beef with Leslie. Leslie I think had
been married three times and she kept him out.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
How unlovable she was.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
It's like, no, you had three men proposed to you.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (35:27):
Therapy your yeah, look at that together.

Speaker 9 (35:38):
Together blocking Mark Anderson's whereabouts for my mom?

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Lived in Chicago to no, yeah, perfect, she lived in
Minneapolis but close enough.

Speaker 5 (35:54):
Yeah, very close.

Speaker 7 (35:55):
Enough, that's nice in Minneapolis, would rather of in Chicago.

Speaker 9 (36:02):
Move.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
She was a dancer in one of Prince's videos. She's like,
Norm will love me except for.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
My three Jordan's and his big old.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Bolts and skinny jeez.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
He had a big wayess fun dog happening in those jaggs.
He had a dad jagging going with that bobo. But
can't even just like fucking kiss her or but he did.
When he would kiss, he would go tongue first.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Yes he did.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
She was some people like she was not having yet
she wasn't horny. She kind of tolerated it. I asked permission,
and she didn't like that.

Speaker 7 (36:38):
She didn't he asks permission to tongue.

Speaker 6 (36:40):
He kiss kissing.

Speaker 5 (36:44):
You gotta make music. I was like, I don't remember that.

Speaker 7 (36:51):
You kill the mood?

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Can we.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
No worries?

Speaker 5 (37:02):
If not worried or not, I wouldn't say no. I'm
saying this is.

Speaker 6 (37:15):
No I want to say about when the when he
meets the family. This is the thing that happens on
every single season of the Bachelor, and yet it's always
fascinating to me, which is that you see the family
kind of like have to come to terms with what
they must have already tried to understand before the person
goes on the show where they go like and I
guess they could like come back saying they're in love,

(37:37):
but then you see that they never really like actually
intellectualized when they get their I just.

Speaker 5 (37:42):
Can't fucking understand her. You love my mom. I just
don't understand. Or you could come in here and.

Speaker 6 (37:46):
Say you love her, you know, like this is a
quick process, like everyone has always we told you to
go on the show. I've never seen a season where
they're like, this makes sense to me.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
I was raised for me, like November teeth.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
It's like I literally saw you like for Halloween.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
And yeah you shaved once, Yeah shaved one time.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
I literally I know I signed you up for this,
but this is so funny, crazy.

Speaker 6 (38:12):
I longer consent.

Speaker 8 (38:14):
Yeah, there was something else about this family meet too
that like I because normally when you watch like the
regular Bachelor or Bachelorette, it is people meeting like you
meet peers and then you meet like the parents.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
He didn't even zoom and ask Jones mom for permission.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
He would he did not zoom and ask Jones mom.

Speaker 7 (38:33):
For Permissioned you get and sorry.

Speaker 8 (38:37):
What I didn't like. This is me just being I
was like, if I came to meet my partners or whatever,
it's like family. And this little kid forty years younger
than me was like, let's talk.

Speaker 5 (38:51):
You're out of my face because he said something too.

Speaker 6 (38:55):
He said this one phrase like multiple times of like
I'm gonna be very very hard to please.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
Dude. I don't want the job.

Speaker 6 (39:06):
I'm like rocked out of here, like respect your elder,
you want room.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
And it's that kid sitting there like text I did love.
I did not love that, but dynamic.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
I had to put my feet in the shoes of
the kids.

Speaker 9 (39:23):
Yeah, and when I walked in instead, I'm going to
do something that I did in Kansas.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
And yeah, I would have acted.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
And they did to the faces of everyone.

Speaker 9 (39:37):
Yeah, titled I have to show that I like her,
so I must put lip.

Speaker 6 (39:43):
To lip and also like that I'm not scared of
showing you claiming her.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
I'm gonna lie claim her like I took her from
like R two D two. At this, I was like,
this is are you what are you like he's a
my woman? Yes, yeah, so I agree, but he's said
I'm gonna do something and then he did it. Everyone
is like you did in front of your whole film
at your mom's funeral, brought see his hometown that he brought.

(40:11):
He brought Joan to his gave her a.

Speaker 6 (40:17):
Dirt basically have to marry him.

Speaker 7 (40:24):
She was.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Like dirt. She's never been tornas for flooding, for eating his.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Ex's father is cow.

Speaker 8 (40:42):
He also threw dirt dirt.

Speaker 6 (40:45):
It was just talking about like any weird thing you've
done in a relationship where you just go like they
shouldn't have been at whatever random they nothing like any
you imagine, like just in the in like the whatever
metaphysical experience of looking through your own eyes and you're
at your mom's funeral and there's like cameras and like

(41:06):
you are on a date. I'm really insane. I would
never recover from like just if you.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Didn't win, remember character your mom's funeral, who had you
went back to that TV show after your mom died
and like the last.

Speaker 8 (41:29):
Memory of her funeral is bringing the woman who didn't
choose you.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
Yeah, it was if that happens, I will say.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Also looking back from my own wedding, some of the
wedding guest list, you're like say.

Speaker 6 (41:43):
We have two of those.

Speaker 5 (41:44):
We looked through our wedding album recently.

Speaker 6 (41:46):
I was like, why I think that people I didn't invite.

Speaker 5 (41:51):
My wh I got invited to.

Speaker 8 (41:55):
Well, it was my ex who got invited to a
wedding and I went with her, and like it was
who was It was like I don't think it was
this exactly, but it was similar.

Speaker 7 (42:04):
It was like her nail technicians. Yeah, like like somebody
they didn't know, somebody she didn't know that well, but
invited her. And I'm there and I don't know anybody.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
She only knows one person.

Speaker 7 (42:16):
She got a plus and like we are just like
what are we doing?

Speaker 1 (42:21):
I love a wedding where I don't know anyone.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
I love it because I'm like, what the fuck is this?

Speaker 5 (42:29):
It's easier they know people.

Speaker 7 (42:33):
You only knew the bride.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
I'm really the person you want to not I can
bring a date. Oh my god, I love I mean
Anna and I crashed a wedding of two of our listeners.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
I would do that.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
I was really fancy and we had the bad We
just fit and it was not a big wedding and
it was a really bougie wedding and we were like
we'll be there are and we had the best time.
I love they shout up, shout out here we are
they so here we are. And then she's like He's like,

(43:11):
I kissed her and because I wanted her to know
much I care first, I'm gonna kiss her now.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Nick is like, well, here's the grief of my family.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Are you going to replace my dad?

Speaker 6 (43:24):
That was like those are big shoes too, and also
what a great tea up if you're the chalk where
you go like, oh nice, you said replaced. Now I
can say I'm not going to replace her, Like that's
like the easiest, like home run.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Thing to say, so manipulative. When he started crying, he's like.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
My daughter, Yes, my daughter filled out.

Speaker 9 (43:44):
The we didn't even then was was Joan, She's perfect brea.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
I was like, this isn't real. You're just trying to
close the deal.

Speaker 9 (43:52):
Also him talking and saying that this was the biggest
day of his life when.

Speaker 7 (43:58):
We all saw his die.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
Yes, and the love of his head.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
If he dies it.

Speaker 7 (44:06):
Is freshly dead.

Speaker 9 (44:08):
And you had an X for twelve years. Yeah this
is and Joan is your person.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Yeah, I agree, No.

Speaker 5 (44:14):
Just a lot.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
You're a liar, there's there's a there's a video that
Armie Hammer has put up on his Instagram of him
at CarMax selling his truck.

Speaker 5 (44:24):
I watched that really long.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
It goes on and on, but it gets really manipulated.
He's like, well, here I am does not an app
for CarMax. My baby, I uh, you know, bought this
for myself. It's a Christmas make truck of my dreams.
It goes on and on and then he goes like this,
you know my kids they love this truck. They're so upset.
They're like, Dad, so many members remember when we did that,
don't sell this truck. I haven't told them yet. And

(44:48):
I was like, God, you're saying what they're said, but
you haven't told them yet. Talk to it. It felt
like it just felt so manipulative to get women to
like send him money. You're just doing that to get
like some her grand mama to be like you can
buy buy you a truck, keep it you and you
can you can come stay it. He's like, well, I'm
back in. It feels like that, like well, I mean

(45:10):
calling him Army Hammer. Just like the manipulation.

Speaker 6 (45:13):
He has like the classic fake laugh to me, like
his his life was like.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
Like it was like anytime he laughed, it gave me
that chili.

Speaker 9 (45:25):
Yeah, so chilly. And I'm like, I do not trust it.
But for whatever reason, Joan is obsessed.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
I mean her clock was starting a TI club and
and and pled guilty to the charges. It doesn't he
said guilty. She was like, I think that he kisses her.
He's tall, he feels but he's gonna take care of him.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
He did look really good in his suit. I was like,
I have never even close to that ever in my life.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
Guy also had.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
They were both like fit older guys keeping a tweet.
She couldn't. She couldn't have been less morny for both.

Speaker 5 (46:01):
Guy and uh Chalk.

Speaker 6 (46:03):
I literally was practicing his name of the cars like
it's the most unnatural name I've ever said. I literally
said like ten times.

Speaker 7 (46:10):
I called him a villain at the end because of
his name. At the beginning, I was like, this is
going to be a pillow right, his name is Chuck.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
We all picked him as a bad guy.

Speaker 5 (46:18):
Uh huh, solely off my number two.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Wow, I had Charles.

Speaker 7 (46:25):
Fort Charles is gonna win?

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Yes, didn't I pick Charles.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
I'm gonna look it up, you know, not Mark Christopher,
Pablo Christopher Chris Christopher, Pablo, Charles Christopher left.

Speaker 7 (46:41):
I don't remember any of them.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
And I had Pablo, I had, Yeah, I had Mark Pascal.

Speaker 6 (46:47):
Wow, Okay, I felt like with both of these two guys,
I I was kind of picturing them as being like
my dad, and I was sort of going, they both
have this one type of like boomer vibe where if
they're mad at you, the silence would be like so excruciated.

(47:09):
Like I was pitching either of those two being mad
at me, and I was like, it makes me feel.

Speaker 5 (47:13):
Like one inch tall and like, so it would be
so brutal. Guy makes me.

Speaker 7 (47:18):
Guy makes me feel like he would like we would
have to go to church if.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Yes, well yeah, his country family. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
It was like, oh yeah this Melissa Leo, Yes, his
sister looking just like Musle, Like, well, she's a looker.
She dad looks like Melissa Leo play the part of
his sister. So that I have, I can't whistle. Okay.
So then afterwards he had to point it out. I
got a little emotional.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
I hide them.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
I hide.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
He had to point it out in case she missed it.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
Yeah, I hide and it's saying that script too of
like I hide it.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
I hide.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
It's very manipulated.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
It's a manipulative mood.

Speaker 9 (47:58):
It was also a very a smooth opening for Joan,
similarly to what you just said, Mike, where she was like,
I don't want you to hide it.

Speaker 7 (48:05):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (48:05):
It was like like he's teeing her up to save it.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
They're a weird weird.

Speaker 6 (48:13):
From years of dating basically, like they know the game
and they're saying that to be like I'm that type.
And she's like I don't need you to be that type.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
And he's like I'm this type that.

Speaker 9 (48:25):
All right?

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Any final thing about Chalk's hometown before before we uh
take a break?

Speaker 2 (48:33):
She didn't.

Speaker 7 (48:35):
No, I was so bored.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
I don't know about you, but things again so hot
in here.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
I think I got to take.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
I'll pay your break and we're back.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Here's the thing I didn't mention. He Daddy sealed the
deal and he's like, I've.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Got a prison for you.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Yeah, space beyond, like a New York City apartment.

Speaker 5 (49:03):
Yeah, yep, I.

Speaker 6 (49:05):
Want to know what we would all say, Yes, now,
apartment of my own.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
I know what I want.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
He was like, you get to go pick it out?

Speaker 5 (49:15):
Crazy? How rich are you?

Speaker 2 (49:17):
I was crazy?

Speaker 3 (49:18):
I'm insurance.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
Yeah, his mom just died.

Speaker 7 (49:21):
He didn't say is it was in Staten Island Borough,
Long Island.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
Yeah, you want any apartment? Long Island.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
I want to know where their apartment is? Can we
find out what neighborhood they are?

Speaker 2 (49:39):
I don't think they've gone yet.

Speaker 7 (49:41):
They probably haven't got Yeah, I haven't gone yet, but.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
It's going to be like Battery Park City and I'm
to me.

Speaker 9 (49:48):
Murray Hill Bury Hill, sixty year old retires, being like,
we're going to take on and y see what like
Jarney and Dowton are also there living in an apartment
where the ceiling is too low.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
You know that there are friends? What did you guess
there are?

Speaker 9 (50:08):
For?

Speaker 7 (50:08):
They can't see them.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
I'm like, do you want to hear about charity and
DTT in per sec Of course, I let the tlogic
take the take the wheel.

Speaker 5 (50:14):
Oh they're dope.

Speaker 7 (50:15):
The love that they like we like drank for a
couple of hours.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
After we drink with that.

Speaker 7 (50:22):
Don't offer me we.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Mom held my face on her chest. I was a
good girl, she said, she said this, she goes you're
She was like, she was like kind of patting my head,
you know, and she.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Was like, you're a good girl.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
She's like she's like you bring a lot of light to.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Be like.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Want to see in New York. I don't want to
see Joan and in New York.

Speaker 5 (50:55):
In Burry Hell.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
They're gonna be like murray Hill Upper east Side or
like Midtown murray Hill Upper east Side, or like or
like Battery Parks.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
We are going to see them doing a lot of ads.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Yeah, they have.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
They haven't said where they're going to move yet. First,
they're gonna have a huge engagement party in Los Angeles.

Speaker 7 (51:18):
Wedding why why?

Speaker 4 (51:20):
He literally said the engagement party would be bigger than
most weddings.

Speaker 7 (51:24):
Why engagement party.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
Then they said they'll spend some time in Kansas and
Maryland and then get a place in New York.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
But it doesn't say weird.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
Yeah, but it says that they love the energy of
New York City.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
God, like, I hate it.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
I got a surprise for you.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
It's a present, a key to a place in New
York City. I do love you, Joe, and I do
I do want you. I want to show you something,
you know, you know. Yeah, it was just like.

Speaker 8 (51:59):
There was a voiceover would have been And at this
moment Guy had completely lost.

Speaker 5 (52:05):
To him walking alone.

Speaker 9 (52:07):
Somewhere moment, last moment, just to see the discrepancy between
a New York City apartment and a picture frame.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
I mean in New York City.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
He knew this woman knew she is the wife of
a white collar criminal.

Speaker 6 (52:28):
Yeah, and I think that really does tell me he
can take care of her day.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
That hawk, that that start opening titty clubs and keeping.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
It tight.

Speaker 7 (52:40):
Hawks in New York, in New York.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
So then in the morning and then she's like, She's like, well,
guy is poor guy waking.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Up to the rain, the clicking his heels in the rain.

Speaker 5 (52:58):
That was a nice ass flacy.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
I have falling in love.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
I am not afraid. You know what my intentions are
to get on a knee and tell tell Joan's children,
I love your mother. I'm in love with her. I
intend to spend the rest of my life. I will
get down and make her my wife. This is the best.
I didn't know what this age. You could feel better
and it feels great. Joan is the one for me.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
It felt like they should be playing the comical music.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Catch My Castle on.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
At My Castle so do you have a good name?

Speaker 6 (53:45):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (53:47):
Kind of a name is Castle Irish English.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
It's a good one.

Speaker 6 (53:51):
Thank you. I just want to just a joke, sorry
that I was just thinking about. Which is I feel
like it would have really if chalkhead chalk if he
had when he gave her that if. Then the reveal
was that the gift was a key chain. It seemed
likely worked for me.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
I was at first it was he giving her like
a promise that happened to me.

Speaker 8 (54:11):
I just like my like current partner, Like when when
she gave me the keys her apartment, Like I looked
at it and I just saw the keychain and I.

Speaker 5 (54:20):
Was like, oh, this is so sweet, and I.

Speaker 7 (54:22):
Just put it in my pocket.

Speaker 8 (54:23):
She was like and I turned around, like, oh it's keys,
Like cute, it was very cute, but like I just
saw the big mean, yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
How long have you guys been dating?

Speaker 8 (54:40):
Over over a year and a half now.

Speaker 10 (54:45):
To two days?

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Okay, so then it's raining. She she's like, well, she's
got her umbrella. She's like, guys, he does. Yeah, guy's
supposed to be meeting my family.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
But I have to say there was a real connection
with Chuck, and I really want that New York apartment.
So you know, I know what I have to do
and and I know.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
Where my heart is at.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
I put my heart and soul into this journey. I
fear this, but I'm strong and and I and I'm
going to go.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
So she goes, and she he's like, hey, how are you.

Speaker 9 (55:26):
She's like good, She's like the weather, am I right,
go a nice place.

Speaker 7 (55:36):
Somewhere to land softly.

Speaker 6 (55:38):
And I let you down even if something bad happens.

Speaker 5 (55:41):
It's a beautiful place.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Belhy so nice. So she's walking around and she's like, well,
I just have to say, you know, I went into
this open and I tried to be like all him
with each person, and I care for you, but I
just feel strongly for one person.

Speaker 6 (56:03):
Watching the people do the math as they're starting to
figure out where the conversation is going, like watching guy's
face as he's first going like this is a compliment,
and then he's like no, wait, oh no, no, yes, yes.
You start to feel you're like, wait, this is a monologue.
This is the conversation.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Modelogue.

Speaker 6 (56:22):
Jump.

Speaker 9 (56:23):
We are about to have a difficult company. Yeah, to
give you some sheep.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
Don't have me sitting here smiling.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
The table blazer.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
She's sixty.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
I'm like Joan.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
He was so like my right on our day that
a New England lady of a certain age would have
done that. My mom would be like, oh well this
is cute, this is fun. You know what is fun?
You're gonna go.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
I was raised by that.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
I fear. I fear that would be me, said me,
you know, seventeen days.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
By, Oh my god, that a new shirt. You put
on a special shirt. That's so cool.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
My kids loves shirts.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
You know what A happy mom. Hey just not with you,
but you.

Speaker 5 (57:18):
Look it's like I love you.

Speaker 6 (57:21):
Stand up and they try to get to all the
exactly would be.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
That I would be the lad said I would want to.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
I would just put my face in a pillow, like
do you mind if I just stand here talking?

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Okay, Kevin?

Speaker 5 (57:41):
It would start.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
I told you that I had feelings.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
Can I see your face? Please?

Speaker 8 (57:49):
You?

Speaker 2 (57:49):
I see your face?

Speaker 6 (57:50):
No?

Speaker 1 (57:51):
No, It's I'm so cool, cute, cool? I love did
you get this uppeer one? I love to laugh, and
you know what, I won't laughing sometimes I would be
that I don't, I don't look at this. I would

(58:14):
imagine to if I I would have probably cared more
about the second. It would have been somebody I actually
really liked, and now I would be that weird. I
would be equally weird. It's not my best quality. It's
probably one of my worst qualities. But it's a fact about.

Speaker 9 (58:28):
Joan, whether she likes it or not, was on her
Claire Crawley vibe and chalk was.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Dale the whole time.

Speaker 9 (58:35):
Yes, honey, it seemed like it was something different when
now really was, do you.

Speaker 6 (58:41):
Guys, Yeah, that's how past squad like gets there at all.
You know, she's kind of going like she's like that character,
but really it's always this guy.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Here's here's the bachelor during COVID, our first COVID Bachelor.
It was the first one out at Lakinta, remember, and
Dale got out, Taco Dale from Party City got out,
and she was like she was calling off, I just

(59:13):
want my husband. There's like seventeen more guys. We've COVID
tested for four months and as elation take like, yeah,
you've got Then she called off the season after four
episode and they brought.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
That's right, I feel like four yeah episode, It's.

Speaker 9 (59:30):
Like they were clear they were like hooking up in
one room group dates. They were always together in the
private room. It's like, yeah, we get it. Jojo was
the same with Jordan's. It was like the road is
clear wire of us here.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Agreed, yes, one hundred, But I mean, was Jojo really
going to go for the guy with the hawk hare?

Speaker 10 (59:52):
She was not.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
But Robbie with his like plenty elf shoes and it's
like shoes there were capri pants, elf shoes and and
like the falcon hair wasn't. No, she was okay, so
here we are and she's like, well, my heart belongs
to somebody else. I saw you at every Rose Army.
I want you to know that you were seen. You've

(01:00:13):
always been seen, But my heart belongs You've always been
seeing that I don't see now. And so she's like,
so she's she's crying. Guy was like, I felt so
good today. I fell in love with you. I was
ready to let.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
It all out. Is there anything I can do.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
To change anything?

Speaker 9 (01:00:34):
He literally was like, if we need to extend this
experiment for three more.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Weeks, yes, she goes, I love you, but I love
you in a different way. Rough, I'm going to tell
you you're He's.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Like, but I was going to tell your kids, I
have fallen in love with you. I was gonna get
down on one knee and ask you to marry me.
I know we would have been so happy together.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Man.

Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
And then she goes like, that's nice, that's not she
didn't give any of the room.

Speaker 10 (01:01:01):
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
I was ready, But my heart belongs to she just can't.
They clearly gave her that line, and they're like, just
went and doubt. If you're on the witness stand, just
keep going back to my heart belongs to Chalk.

Speaker 7 (01:01:13):
Yeah, and there's something there's something hard about watching like
these people get.

Speaker 8 (01:01:19):
Destroyed, let down because it's like, and I ain't got
that many years left.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
Yeah, like this was my I really did not want
to see him, but he.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
And he's now been on TV and yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:01:34):
He'll find something. Yeah, Like I'm just saying, in the
moment he's.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
In Reno, there will be some put together forty five
year old that's gonna be like this doctor.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Well, Joan wants to double date with him, so.

Speaker 7 (01:01:48):
Yeah, maybe that was room. She's like, maybe we can
go on a double date together.

Speaker 9 (01:01:57):
Miss you, I miss you. I missed them, think about you.
If I'm chalk in the back I'm like, say.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
What that is weird?

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Katie? What did you think of all this?

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
I just didn't Yeah, I didn't like that. I was like,
I was like, you could just be like, hey, you
were great, but it wasn't right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
For us, Like yeah, wrong timing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
He was gutted to see her, he was every day, Yeah,
and he was like.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
It was super awkward.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
He is a handsome, kind man whose sister is melisso
Leo was a good dad and he will somebody to
find somebody.

Speaker 8 (01:02:34):
I mean like that's the that is the you know,
perk of getting this far at the very least is
you have been on TV for eight plus weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
Now you know you're celebrity.

Speaker 7 (01:02:44):
You're your celebrity. Now you're in the Bachelor Nation. They're
going to bring you back, Like he's going to be
on the next Golden Bachelor.

Speaker 5 (01:02:51):
Yeah, yeah, he's beautiful, blonde hair.

Speaker 8 (01:02:56):
Through hes going to come in with it with the
Jackson last time.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
I would be.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
The way you're disgusting. I don't know if there's.

Speaker 8 (01:03:22):
Gonna be like if anybody pays you to do their laundry,
don't do it, Yes, immediately emasculate yourself.

Speaker 9 (01:03:29):
I wonder if they didn't announce Charles or any Golden Bachelor,
because they want to see what the reaction is to God, Like,
they want to see if the dust with the restraining
order because it was.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Sad saying.

Speaker 9 (01:03:45):
Restrained he forgetting so, well, that might be what they're
banking on, right.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
For them to have a lead with the restraining orders,
not because it is weird.

Speaker 6 (01:03:59):
To he a guy as being.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Getting that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Charles is collateral because they because they want Mark to
break up.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
With his lady.

Speaker 8 (01:04:15):
I mean, there is a part of me that also
thinks they're just gonna like go out and open cast again.
Would they have to do that for the Bachelorette? They
have a Golden Bachelorette next time. It can't be pulled
from the previous season.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Yeah, all right, we're gonna take a quick break and
we'll come back and talk about the proposal.

Speaker 9 (01:04:41):
Oh, bone zone for the bone zone.

Speaker 5 (01:04:52):
Okay, we're back.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
We've really been on a journey. A lot happened during
this commercial break. This was exciting. This was an exciting
commercial break. Wow, I'm going to say one of the
more memorable ones we've had there.

Speaker 5 (01:05:05):
You won the wrestling. I know, I was I didn't think.

Speaker 6 (01:05:11):
That long upper torso you wriggled out of it, you
got up. Yeah, my tour, I know I was on
the very bottom.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
You have a long torso too, but then you have
the legs to max as well. Exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Building blocks are built rock, yes, okay, some of them,
Like I will only wear jumpsuits not jeans.

Speaker 7 (01:05:33):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
So then here you go. And he's like, here comes
here comes chalk. And he's like She's like, well, oh no,
she says, I woke up and I thought about John
as I always do the Hawk reportrepreneur who And she's like,
and I didn't feel sad. And he's like, well, time
I propose. Of the two times he's proposed twice, last

(01:05:57):
time I proposed was to Kathy. She's like, I've in
love it, Chock, and I want to spend the rest
of my life for them.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
She's like, well, Jonah's not told me she loves me.

Speaker 6 (01:06:07):
Yeah, he was really really yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
It's like, well that's cool. That's the rules of the game, dude.

Speaker 7 (01:06:13):
Game.

Speaker 9 (01:06:13):
And every time you first athlete is like I've chosen
not to it's like, no, you're not supposed You're.

Speaker 6 (01:06:20):
Not kind of ruined the dramatic tension, or you're a
psycho and you say it to two people and then
you're already say four.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
But I guess it was the one who broke the
rules the first time, and then everybody's been doing it.
And then I said I was falling for you, that
I wasn't in love with you. I was like, what
the fuck.

Speaker 6 (01:06:37):
Did but him bringing it up, I was like, dude,
it's a show you're on, Like do you do you
not get what she's doing?

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
Come on, bro said, he's like a little mad at her.
I can't believe she wants.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Trying to trick her into saying yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:06:51):
He's like waiting long pauses and it's like she's not
saying it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
Think yeah, can I but can I get you into
this car? Get you off?

Speaker 7 (01:06:59):
They like when Braiden was mad that like you went
out on a date.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Yeah what.

Speaker 8 (01:07:08):
Look, we love Braiden, we love we love Braiden. But
it was like surprisingly.

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
How much we actually surprisingly love Biden?

Speaker 7 (01:07:18):
He was very sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
I mean, I feel like Laurie, who's married to a woman,
was ready to leave her wife and run away. She
was ready to leave Carrie for d And then Braiden
came in and Jess was like, tell me about you know,
and they broke it down. They talked about they were
the same books, and she was like, Biden, Braiden came in,

(01:07:40):
Braiden sees me.

Speaker 5 (01:07:42):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:42):
I don't know who Braiden is, but I will say,
really hard name to rise above. If you manage you
rise above being named Braiden, that's incredible.

Speaker 7 (01:07:54):
And everyone you also you met him. He did not rise.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
And I haven't met him, so I need him to.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Yeah, you want you want about Branden that he doesn't
talk about He just like he works every day for
real in a prison and like and like and like
he didn't talk about it, like he took a day
off of the prison to come to sketch Fest with us,
but he doesn't like blabber about it, like he works

(01:08:24):
his day job is in a prison, and he tries
to but I think he tries to like be kind
to the like he's like, I don't know what he does.

Speaker 7 (01:08:32):
I don't think he's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
I don't think it's that wasn't that he's like befriended
guys on.

Speaker 7 (01:08:47):
I think it's like something like rehabilitation.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Yeah, like in a way that was like.

Speaker 5 (01:08:53):
And the fact he was also military.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
This is a marine.

Speaker 5 (01:08:57):
I don't think they say that show with them and.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
Christina have been really cute together. And he really loved
being a step dat.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
He's like enjoint, like.

Speaker 5 (01:09:08):
You know what it was?

Speaker 7 (01:09:09):
It was it was.

Speaker 5 (01:09:10):
It was definitely.

Speaker 7 (01:09:13):
The time, and like the show portrayed, he portrayed himself
to be.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Tell you, he's gorgeous.

Speaker 7 (01:09:21):
I could see that.

Speaker 9 (01:09:22):
I don't get me started on a white man with
long hair and earring.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
So I knew I hadn't.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
We've met a lot of them. Now, we've met a
lot of the guys now, they're all pretty handsome. He
was pretty like.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
Young Johnny Depp.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
I feel like early dep like twenty one jumps three
Depp like early days.

Speaker 7 (01:09:48):
Depth.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
That's skin don't even.

Speaker 10 (01:09:50):
Be hidden on his head.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
And I like six foot ten, like enormous.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
He was a riot.

Speaker 5 (01:10:00):
He was like six two.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
No, he was better than that, six three.

Speaker 5 (01:10:09):
That's closer.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
I mean, look, Dotton was. He was the tallest guy
in the history of the franchise, six eight.

Speaker 5 (01:10:18):
As tall as hell.

Speaker 9 (01:10:19):
Get him and Charity a taller ceiling in their apartment.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
I need him to be able to walk he is.
He's so tall.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
He's very tall and the sweetheart and funny, funny.

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
He didn't stand up at my friend show afterwards.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
We did it like.

Speaker 7 (01:10:37):
He was like, I think I want to try this.
Put like, come try it, and he did. He tried.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
Got an act together, he's got a set together.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
I love them.

Speaker 9 (01:10:49):
I'm clawing my way to Charity and Dotton and Joey
and Kelsey.

Speaker 7 (01:10:54):
I need to be next time New York.

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
You got to call.

Speaker 7 (01:10:59):
And like al Joan and.

Speaker 9 (01:11:02):
And Joey and Kelsey have talked about going to New
York as well.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
I think after dancing there.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
We go after dance? Where was Kelsey at the Mentel?
This the siblings were there?

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
That was weird.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
Kelsey wishes she could be here. This is her job
right now.

Speaker 7 (01:11:17):
That was weird.

Speaker 9 (01:11:18):
Why she's been cryptically posting about personal issues something are okay? No,
they keep saying Joey and I are good.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
It will say that's what they say.

Speaker 9 (01:11:31):
She did go on like a girl's trip. She's also
been showing up on some like she was on a cup.
She influenced her trip. I don't know, but been there.

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
Don't tell me that. Don't tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
I don't want that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
There's a thing on the Reddit right here where he
was on some podcast talking about they're actually moving.

Speaker 7 (01:11:45):
To l A.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
Just got posted last They never laughed.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
You got to move to like Nashville, you gotta move.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
I want them here.

Speaker 5 (01:11:54):
Yeah, they are already.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
Here to get you with Charity and Dott and I
want Don's mom to adopt me.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
I've never felt comforted. I felt she.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
Was grounding warm.

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
I love that is that mom energy.

Speaker 7 (01:12:18):
She was a black African mom.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
I was like, just like I just like I wanted
to just get it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
I never felt more comforted.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
I loved her. I was just like I could have
stayed there for hours. Myself felt good with her.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:12:34):
She's a star.

Speaker 10 (01:12:35):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
So then he's like, so Joan is not told me,
so hakeem in the box watch it. Joan has not
told me she loves MEM's like, oh shit, did.

Speaker 7 (01:12:49):
So?

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
Then we also have John.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
Well, He's like, listen, John and Kathy will always be
here and I will honor him by loving Juice every day.
I love you, and I wanted I feel like this
is my best just.

Speaker 6 (01:13:05):
Because it channels some essential aspect of his character, like
it feels really right. It's sort of like where it's
like not right, but you're so like thought.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Was grounded I've ever been. I love you and I
want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Cut to a very refreshed looking Neil Lane. The corpse
of Neil Lane has a gorgeous new face. Out of face.

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
Give me the name of that surgeon.

Speaker 6 (01:13:35):
I was, well, they fixed a lot of sun damage.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Time when it's time for me to judge it all up,
give me that Lane, honey, Give me the Neil Lane honey.

Speaker 6 (01:13:47):
So then wait, there is this moment that I rewound.
Well watch the episode, which is there was some cut.
It was like after talking to one of the family
members or something, they cut to Jesse like in this
he says the most ai scripted line I've ever heard.
He goes like, well, your family can really bring a
lot of happiness.

Speaker 5 (01:14:11):
Like anything else.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
To say, what else gives you happiness?

Speaker 7 (01:14:15):
College football? And here's the trophy that you like college football?

Speaker 9 (01:14:22):
Right, You're gonna love this this week on ABC.

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
I can't be which I've fallen for him.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
I at first I was like I don't like this man,
and I'm like, I love you, Jesse Barber, like.

Speaker 9 (01:14:35):
I will sign up to be as goofy as you want.
I love him.

Speaker 6 (01:14:40):
Was he once a contestant?

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
Yeah, he was the lead.

Speaker 5 (01:14:42):
He was the lead. It didn't work out, didn't work out.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
No, but he hosts a Canadian baking show.

Speaker 6 (01:14:47):
Is he Canadian?

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
He loves to bust out his French, his French. He
could be, he said to Cascal, and he's like, well,
and one final formality, will you up those golden roads?
And she's like this, mom married, I'm married. This is

(01:15:09):
my fiance.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
It's like, but you couldn't have asked me chalk the
entitlement of the.

Speaker 7 (01:15:14):
Entitlement of Chuck, especially someone his age.

Speaker 5 (01:15:17):
Yes, yeah, I can say if you're younger.

Speaker 7 (01:15:20):
And he says yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:15:21):
It's like no, He's like across the finish line, I want,
I want, I want to.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
I want to. Also, I agree with Jim Jeffries, I
don't want a golden lead with parents. Then give me
the golden golden give me the parents, have parents. Give
me marry then married, gim me married. I can't marry Kathy.
Give me Kathy dead, give me Kathy's give me Kathy's.

Speaker 8 (01:15:44):
Give me people who when they leave off the show.
They are literally riding into the sunset together.

Speaker 5 (01:15:50):
Yeah, I don't want to stick commercials.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
They go on a boat and they basically play like
dreams do Come. They do a full disneyesque.

Speaker 7 (01:16:03):
Song and theyre going to Disney.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
They spent all the money on Gary's wedding and like
they've got they've run out of dough and her kids
and niece all look pissed in the audience. Glare they
they look the son. They look fucking pissed sitting there
staring at it. Did you notice that kid? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
They just seem like I'm hard to please.

Speaker 5 (01:16:26):
They they were like, this is my new dad?

Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
Live at home or they can have to see him? No,
like are they in their own lives out unless they
did something that was egregious, which we did not see.

Speaker 9 (01:16:41):
We can all see him for what he is.

Speaker 10 (01:16:46):
And I.

Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
Get you into this.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
How can he is he underwater buying this apartment? How
can he affoard this apartment?

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:16:57):
I think he got money, Yeah, I don't think ensurance.

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
Maybe he also skimmed the government.

Speaker 5 (01:17:03):
Yeah maybe okay.

Speaker 8 (01:17:06):
Also if I if I'm maybe c too, This is
just me being petty but I'm like, man, these rich
motherfuckers ain't paying for your trip.

Speaker 5 (01:17:12):
Yeah, you guys at New York apartment.

Speaker 7 (01:17:16):
You can go to Disney World on your own.

Speaker 5 (01:17:17):
Yeah. It did to like pitch Disney World to them.
I don't know why.

Speaker 6 (01:17:22):
It was like really making me laugh, Like listening to
Jesse like explain like a ride in Pixar.

Speaker 7 (01:17:27):
Work by you just sleek and look, I am a god.

Speaker 5 (01:17:34):
Yes I did.

Speaker 7 (01:17:35):
Five times.

Speaker 5 (01:17:36):
I'm like, you just don't have to say it. Yes, yes,
I got engage in Disney World. Yeah, la, you guys,
that's what I.

Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
Got engaged at Disney Did she get tell.

Speaker 5 (01:17:46):
That's so funny? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:17:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:17:47):
It completely surprised me. I started crying and then but
then I realized that people walking but I probably just
thought that I really loved was like we're talking and
I'm like, oh my god, they probably just like I
loved Disneyland.

Speaker 7 (01:18:01):
I love it. I guess I made the should have
did it a Disneyland and they let her do it,
and then we would have made it to the it
was also Valentine's Day.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
Laura got down on a knee.

Speaker 5 (01:18:19):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
G Okay, So then she's like, well we had five
happy couples.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
We got Tom explaining happy in the audience. I'm like, bro,
will you just found out about what my office is?

Speaker 9 (01:18:35):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
Where did he go? They all know I think.

Speaker 5 (01:18:39):
I worked for the CIA. No, they don't.

Speaker 9 (01:18:43):
We cooked, we played crosswords, and we just stayed in
the house.

Speaker 5 (01:18:49):
We still haven't had set.

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
David. He was like, I'm going to claim my wife
now day two. So then he's like then they did
the funny montage of I'm crazy about her, I'm crazy
about you, I'm crazy about her.

Speaker 6 (01:19:06):
Yeah, but it was kind of one of those quote
unquote funny montages where you kind of go like, I
feel like this is like evidence and you're acting like
it's funny, but like it's weird actually because I think
he wants to say I love you, but so then
this is his chacked Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
Crazy about your but it wasn't charming.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
It might take They cut to her grandchildren, Boomer and
Maverick dude named after like Top Gun Top Gun characters Boom,
Boomer and Maverick. Okay, I mean.

Speaker 6 (01:19:43):
It's like when wasn't there like a vote for like
a new flavor of EM and M's but then people
like voted like shrimp or something like. It was like
the overwhelming winner was like something terrible. So then they're like,
we can't do it. I feel like that's how those
names came, you Like it was we like said, just
put a name.

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
Well we're Republican.

Speaker 5 (01:20:01):
We got Boomer and Maverick.

Speaker 7 (01:20:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
Then we saw a preview of Grant season where he's
auditioning to get a record contract.

Speaker 7 (01:20:09):
Yeah, my man is saying against man? Is my man
up on stay?

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
Mario?

Speaker 7 (01:20:16):
Was that?

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
What your brain?

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
My head? And I had no intention of watching.

Speaker 5 (01:20:29):
But.

Speaker 6 (01:20:32):
Sam I literally stood up to walk away and I
was like, I'm sorry you What is happening?

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
Is he?

Speaker 7 (01:20:37):
Is he the first black man bachelor? No, we had
no man, that's rights forgetting about James.

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
And then and then yeah, we're.

Speaker 6 (01:20:48):
Still with the woman who was like a.

Speaker 5 (01:20:51):
Face ceremony and.

Speaker 9 (01:20:56):
They just fly around and eat and subscribe to some
of his content there rare, They're cute.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
He's cute. I'm not giving her.

Speaker 12 (01:21:08):
We didn't get to see any of his personality, like
him grown out, No watching, not since the dog food
jingle guy Jet.

Speaker 5 (01:21:20):
And somebody your dog.

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
This man on camera trying so hard to get a record,
This is grant, it's going to be wrapping and composing.

Speaker 6 (01:21:36):
Wasn't there like a I think there was a show
during COVID where it was like musical as dating.

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
Watched music.

Speaker 6 (01:21:47):
Yeah, that is such like a fugue the weird as
they like audition together and then starting out like.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
The Hummingbird ranch and like chats and.

Speaker 6 (01:21:57):
So they're simultaneously dating and then like writing a performing
music together, like so weird.

Speaker 5 (01:22:03):
It was so so weird.

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
That they had to be like a duo.

Speaker 4 (01:22:07):
But day, it's so funny how I watched this and
then it's just.

Speaker 5 (01:22:10):
No like biographical talk about like past people.

Speaker 4 (01:22:18):
I'm just like, I don't know already.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
I'm like even in the audience, I'm like, who are they?
I know, I know how I came and I knew
Kathy and people are familiar.

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
I'm like, do they go to my gym?

Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
I know them?

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
Well, we got a lot of fun new review actually
we got one review, but I appreciate it, Katie. We
got to we also have to shout out doctor were
also shout out doctor Banana.

Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
She's in New York. She's in New York right now.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
And we also we are putting Patreon and pause through
the end of the year because we don't want to
take your money and not and so we're just all
traveling so much that we don't want to like take
people's money.

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
But we will be coming back.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Maybe we'll do the Traders with well, but we're not
so you won't be getting a charge. We want to
just tell you that so that you're not like, you know,
we're not greedy and gross and we appreciate all you.
But I thought that the Traders would be fun. That
would be fun because it would also be like in
real time. Yeah, okay, so here we are. We got
two reviews. One of them is so sweet, but they
accidentally gave us one star. I think I always love that.

Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
When I'm like, listen and it's like the best review.
So you're like, you clicked something wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
I they take something wrong. So if you meant to
give us not one star, because it feels like you
did it. But again, if you want to us to
a story, you were a title too, but if maybe
it was a different amount.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
One star. Amazing show, Demonic Yanick.

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
This show is the best art and Katie and Madam
Doctor Professor Tanna Banana. Dds are always a trait to
listen to. I wasn't ever to the Bachelor shows, but
started watching to fully enjoy this podcast. Every guest or
wonderful additions to the podcast, and this says easily become
my favorite podcast that I look forward to every week.

Speaker 3 (01:24:00):
That is the cutest. It was one star, but the
cutest review.

Speaker 4 (01:24:04):
My favorite podcast to look sport to her for you
quip one.

Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
Star, one star but honestly in a durable review and
we fixed like they'll go change it. This is a
five star one the best Bachelor podcast out there from Dove.
This podcast is the only reason I watched the Bachelor shows.
I listened to it even when I can't commit to
a season. Arden is amazing and the guests are so funny. Also,

(01:24:27):
the production team brings so much value it to include
the Boner Patrol and medical advisor doctor Ranna. This is
the funniest podcast with so much personality. Keep doing the
Lord's work. Can we just talk about like if there
was actually like a dictionary of the amount of lore.
The fact that we just talked with Rachel about the Falcon,
like how early on the Falcon was like, think.

Speaker 4 (01:24:49):
About we've been watching this shit so long?

Speaker 3 (01:24:52):
Deep that was the falcon.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
That was THEO.

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
Vaughn and Hypert.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
Like a serier star On made the falcon after I
spilled water all over my phone and I was like,
I gotta put it in a bag of rice to
dry it out. And I think THEO or Heightener said quick,
put it in your vagina. And it made me laugh,
maybe harder than I've ever left in my whole life.

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
So funny.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
Oh my god. Okay, well, let's go back and pick
up Post of the week. This is it for the year,
you guys. This is it. Ye, So listen, We're not
supposed to say it, but we're gonna be at Sketch Fest.
You want to come, We're gonna be there February first
and second, February second.

Speaker 7 (01:25:36):
Sunday there weekend before that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
Wait, February I need to write it down. It's February second.
It's a Sunday. Get your tickets to take tickets. Okay, okay.
So here's the thing we want to help give away
one final post of the week, Sleep Crown, Winter and

(01:25:58):
Elizabeth of East Hampton book with a signed copy of
the book. There's gonna be a new book next year
that we're giving away one of Whitney's our friend Whitney's friends.
But this is a signed copy. It's Pride and Prejudice
in the Hamptons and it's by Audrey Blatza. You're gonna
sign copy and a T shirt, so email us at
Rosepodcaster at gmail dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
I'm gonna just read the tweets that I pulled five
and we're gonna narrow it down to two. No, okay, ready, okay,
this is from here for the right reasons, at for
the wright reasons. Joan, I can tell my kids really
want me to be happy.

Speaker 7 (01:26:32):
The kids.

Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
Yeah, we're gonna need you to remove all the beds
on this boat.

Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
This is from what you Sean, is what you get.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
The way Joan's son interviews Chalk and Guy is as
if they're looking for a business partner for his new
strip club venture.

Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
This is for here to write reasons.

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
All due respect to Guy, but how can you fall
in love with someone who kisses you like a tight
lipped clam Okay, then we have okay, Oh, this is
from Rachel at Rachel Dilan twenty. You're telling me production
couldn't hire a hawk to come snatch that ring out

(01:27:15):
of Chock's hand while he was on the boat, and uh,
I think that's the end of the Okay, those are
in the running, So I'm gonna have it narrowed down
to I think that one and then uh uh I
like tight lip clam. Yeah, but then I think tight

(01:27:36):
lip claan in the last one. Yeah, okay, great, okay,
So we have here for the right reasons, for the
right reasons, all to respect to guy, But how can
you fall in love with someone who kisses you like
a tight lipped clam?

Speaker 9 (01:27:46):
Or?

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
Rachel at Rachel Dilon twenty, you're telling me production couldn't
hire a hawk to come snatch that ring out of
Chok's hand while he was on the boat tight lip
clam or hire a hawk, Mike.

Speaker 5 (01:27:58):
Hire a hawk?

Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
Okay, Rachel, Oh my god, it's second. I thought I
was gonna go tailand plan.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
But Rachel at Rachel Delanne twenty, you are their final
post of the week winner. God, you're telling me production
couldn't hire a hawk to come stash that we had
to check him while he was on the boat.

Speaker 5 (01:28:16):
Funny, Mike, why would you think you so much?

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
What a great combo?

Speaker 6 (01:28:19):
I love it?

Speaker 3 (01:28:20):
I need to We had.

Speaker 7 (01:28:22):
We had a tough episode to.

Speaker 5 (01:28:26):
There was an hour left. I was like, how is
there an hour wrap up?

Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:28:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:28:31):
But I feel like we got a lot of good.

Speaker 5 (01:28:33):
We got a lot of good stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
Okay, So what would you like to promote Mike my podcast?

Speaker 5 (01:28:37):
You know what I would do?

Speaker 6 (01:28:38):
And also I have a movie that is called I
Hate Myself and I Want to Die. And I don't
know where you can get that, but try and try
and get that somewhere. I don't think it's even now,
but just just google it and then I'll get those
hits for my name.

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
It does come out, You'll be ready, Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
Rachel Smith, where can people will find you? What would
you like to provide.

Speaker 9 (01:29:02):
Me on at Private Citizen Rachel on Instagram? And I
would love to promote my daily radio show with my
sisters Lauren.

Speaker 3 (01:29:08):
And Mariah as stars.

Speaker 9 (01:29:11):
Radio Andy Channel one O two and serious exam and exciting.

Speaker 3 (01:29:15):
Okay, jack kids, what would you like to promote?

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
Hello? You know what?

Speaker 7 (01:29:20):
Not nothing? Okay, promote.

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
I want to promote, honestly, you've been you came in
later to this podcast and you've become such I don't
know how to say this word.

Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
Integral, integral to integrate. Yes, you've become an integral part.

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
I'm glad you're my friends and I you really are
a star and you shine on this and you've been
a huge part in doing the live shows with you
and seeing the audience response.

Speaker 3 (01:29:52):
I appreciate you and I can't wait to dance with
all y'all on the at my part.

Speaker 6 (01:29:59):
Also, both Jack and Rachel are in the next season
of an online show called Neon Demensia.

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
Yes, yeah, it's fun, Katie, what would you like to promote?

Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
As always, please go to your local shelter and adopt
or foster a pet.

Speaker 1 (01:30:14):
Yes, yes, and look, I'll be on the lookout for
when the bangle to pops out. These are the best
cats you.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
Oh, I'm gonna show you guys season join your new life. Oh,
I'll show you. I just got a text, I got
a picture from Rosie.

Speaker 1 (01:30:27):
And then I'm gonna show you just a couple of
seconds of a video that's gonna really it's what American
needs right now. Until next time, Hey, guys, thanks for
another great year. Give us a lot of reviews. We
want iheard to pick us up at the end of
the year. This is this is when they decide so
so get those reviews in Honey to bring us back
for twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (01:30:44):
Until then, my name is Armor. I think you so much.

Speaker 1 (01:30:46):
Goodbye.

Speaker 11 (01:30:48):
Oh yeah, we're gonna get all up and you tonight.

Speaker 7 (01:30:53):
It feels so good.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
I just got one little bush bringer.

Speaker 11 (01:30:59):
Wait you reach this roll? Or would you reaccept this roll?
Listen to your word? Would you accept these rolls into

(01:31:19):
your world?

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
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