"FUNKIEST WOMAN IN UTAH!" w/ Our friend (**and birthday Queen) Whitney and Paul Danke!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio.
Oh my god, it's fantasy sweet Sweet.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
It's the horniest and most important episode for America, people,
and and the greater world at large.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
The world needs us right now. I will accept this rose.
I feel like with Grant, I would accept the rose. Yeah,
I would. I would. I would accept the rose for
a night, for a night I felt for Zoe. Though
I felt for Zoe, it was I.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Mean, she should have seen it.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
She should have seen it coming.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I was nervous.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
I was hoping it was coming.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Hello, we'll go to the other episode of week's episodes.
My name is Arboburne Compty from my bougie garage of
Los Angeles, California. You guys, it's fantasy sweet so we
made it. I can't even believe it. And we have
a very special lineup, and it's a very special day.
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go counter, I'm gonna go clockwise,
not how I normally. I'm gonna end, and I'm gonna

(01:00):
save a very special person for last. I'm first gonna
go from our geographically farthest doctor Banana. We missed you
terribly last week. Doctor the Wind beneath my Wings, Doctor
Hannah Montana, Ariana, Rosanna, Rosanna, Dana Mitten's Yareen Rosey, rosneyer Levine.
Welcome to the program, Doctor Banana.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
I missed you. I'm so glad to be back.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Could you believe that you missed jareded last week?

Speaker 5 (01:27):
I know Jared's was so funny that I'm having a
psychotic braid.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Dude, Well be well. And then and then Substance Jesse,
Substance Jesse and then Hot Packed Terry were so.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
Hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Hot Pack.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
He was back at Hot Packed Terry was back at
it again this week, balling with the boys.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Hot Back Terry Backed.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Terry is back maried, Hot Pac Terry's backballing with the Boys.
Substance Jesse is still up in the tree looking at
all the fella. Dude, I just it me happy all
week thinking about that episode.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
That was the motion.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
It was hilarious.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
We have at least one unhinged one a season, and
I think that one wins so far. Okay, okay, going
again around the world backwards. We have a woman. I
was just saying that I have to multitask a lot
of things. Look at her operating an entire like a
spaceship to my left, Ladies and Gentlemen, the Keeper of
all the animals, the lovers of all things pretty great

(02:26):
and small, KT Money, kat Money, Hi, how are you?
Did you enjoy this episode? I did.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
That's also a good one.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
I know me too. Okay. Now, by the way, the
ladies of the podcast, I was like, we already had
the person. We haven't introduced yet. We had this person set,
but we were like, who do we want to pair
with this person? And then uh, Katie and Anna were like,
we love Paul. Paul's a new edition. Bring Paul back.

(02:57):
You were you were requested by the production team Trademark,
Ladies and Gentleman. He's a brilliant rell Like, he's so
fucking funny. It's like sort of how I met Brian Sofie.
I heard Brian on a podcast and I slid into
his DMS Paul. I saw him at a stand up
show and I just kind of made him be my friend.

(03:19):
I just liked him. You're so funny, You're different, You're
such a sweetheart. I liked him. But you're kind of
on stage like a little bit confident, like a little
bit of like an alternative comedy, like a little douchey
on stage, which just fun. He's like super like he's
like the sweetheart that he's in real life. There's like
this kind of like just very confident persona on stage.

(03:40):
That's so fun. And you're gonna put an album out
this fall. And I believe you have an album out
that'll tell the people about it. Paul Danky, thank you
first all be invited back so quickly on Fantasy Sweets
Insanely movie. And you've been listening to the podcast.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
I've been. Oh, I'm a dedicated listener.

Speaker 7 (03:58):
Now.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
I love all of it, all of the Yeah, just
hearing all the letters in that people are writing, Yeah,
how special it is for you. Yeah, that's really sweet.
And I agree they're right because you're such a warm person.
You're so fun to be around. I'm like, I actually
am friends with artists. Yeah, irl, so yeah, I'm happy

(04:21):
for them, my.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Friends, and I feel I just may I say, and
I hope this is a complete respect to you and
your wife, like a fine one. You get better with time, Okay,
Poondak just gets hotter and hotter. Can I just say that?
Is that inappropriate? The haircut ten out attached, don't let
anybody tell you not to wear and you he's been
with his beautiful bride since high school. They're so cute,

(04:44):
their kids are so cute. It's the loveliest family. So
I'm just happy for everybody in the Dankey household.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Thank you. I appreciate And.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
I know that you love your wife, Like that's what's
so like, you love her.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
I'm rooting for her.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, and she's rooting for you.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
She is, and it's you almost specially with how crazy
everything's been, it's like it's special.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, that's so nice.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
It's funny to watch something as a I'm not going
to call it frivolous.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
They're important.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
They're like towing into a serious endeavor.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yes, and it's like, boy, yes crazy.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
I saw your Instagram post about it today, Like how
crazy it is to watch it, like like broad daylight
first thing in the morning. To be watching Vezin's is
like a dad and almost a wild mode.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
I was like, I'm eating my breakfast, I'm drinking coffee,
I'm like peeling oranges, just like oh they're shutting the door.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Okay, okay, well speaking of a fine wine. This person.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
The people love you you're the people's princess of this podcast,
and you are our friend of the podcast, and I
just want to say it's a very special day, and
I wanted to say one thing. Reveal you think I'm
not going to fucking celebrate your birthday?

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yes? Oh what everyone?

Speaker 4 (06:08):
Happy birthday? Why I got you a little plant and
the little chocolate.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
It is. It is our friend Whitney's birthday. She's spending
it with two crowns.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Your fucking Okay, we're gonna sing loud and proud everybody.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
You think I'm gonna not throw your birthday? Are you crazy?
Have you met me?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Are you able to make you supply your own like candles?

Speaker 4 (06:44):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (06:45):
That cupcake?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Okay, whole foods? You need to but your but your donuts.
Shout out to your donut place.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Oh yeah, just at the farmers market.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Everybody at home saying to our girl, Okay, here we go, Okay,
there is.

Speaker 7 (07:01):
Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
You're with me. Happy birthday. Make a wish, make a wish?

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yes, by you all got you a succulent and a
tony chacaloney.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Thank you so much. A nice cut the cases stuff.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Oh and the doughnuts good and you're worried about it
somewhere well and I have found it. UTU find out
what's the break? Do you want to open your presence
or do you want to do at the break?

Speaker 1 (07:37):
I'll do now okay, Now here's a car. Do you
have a card? Now? Okay? So the present, I'll tell you.
Here's the thing. And I just want to say, and
this with the podcast, it's like I feel like I'm
aware the importance of community, you know what I mean? Like,
and I feel like that's what this podcast has given
me at least, like I'm aware. I used to do

(07:58):
everything alone and it was freeze very indeprinded, which works
for me, but like it's not as fun alone. Things
are not fun alone. You need community.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
It's such a cute car.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Okay. So Whitney is a master packer and a master traveler,
so this is I'm an overpacker, but I've learned. I
packed for three weeks when I went to Gemstones and
then Greece and London and the back to Gemstones again.
You just rip it, but I so I packed just
in a carry on for three weeks. So this is

(08:29):
the best thing I have. Okay, on zip, this is
the best make up.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Well, this is.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Perfect because I just said I went and bought some
makes So these are travel makeup brushes.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
These are the best ones I could find. They're great.
I have them. This is my favorite thing. The brushes
are really nice.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
And then rip this open on this when you travel
you can so this is for your purse, this little guy,
and then this is like it's like, yes, this is
your nails are always like her nails. And then oh
my challenge.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
You put it in.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Put it in, and then you can put the used
ones or you can put your like, oh it's fabulous.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
That's your that's your day, Happy birthday with thank you
for spending your birthday with us.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Thank you guys out here later. Okay, Well, Sugar High,
I gotta be honest with it was really hard for
It was hard for me to act lately and different.
When you came in, I was like, all right, it's
your birthday. I was like, I fucking know your birthday
and shot everybody else and Paul is so cute. Paul
was like, I'm gonna get her a cupcake. I was like,
I already got her cups, like I'm gonna get her
a secular I.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Have like a real plant problem, so this is like
perfect problem. Oh my god, I have so many about
so many in the pandemic, and then I propagated them all,
so your house is like crazy.

Speaker 8 (09:52):
Here giving them away.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
I'm gonna teach you about that.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
I've gotten into like the high end ones, hysteria albow,
yeah yeah yeah, And I bought like a leaf that
I've propagated and now it's like this giant plant.

Speaker 8 (10:09):
Isn't it like so satisfying to be like I started
you from.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Nothing, yeah, yeah, nothing, and now you're giant, and those
plants are so expensive.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
This is now like a five thousand dollars Yes.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Can I just say how happy it makes me to
see you in double tr I like, from now on,
this is amazing. We gotta let anybody know it comes
to spend their day, like their birthday day with us. Yeah,
we're gonna make it. We're gonna it's gonna be fun.
You think I'm gonna not throw somebody a party on
their birthday? Please? Okay, here, we gotta get it.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
You gotta get a close up shot of her nails
for the for the gram for the podcast.

Speaker 6 (10:42):
These are I always they always looks so good.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
The color palette is they want.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
It's so good.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
I just find them on Pinterest and then I bring
it to.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
You want to put your hands on this?

Speaker 4 (10:54):
There we get the cake. Get the cake in there.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Get the cake in there.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
That's a birth. Okay, Well, speaking of having dreams come true,
here we are in the Dominican Republic.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Now you have feelings about the Dominican Republic, Whitney, I
was texting you about this, She thinks back that it
says you got to watch yourself.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
There's a lot of like mysterious deaths that happen in
the Dominican Republic. Yeah, lots of them. People going to
resorts and drinking something.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
It's something from the mini bar. They drank from the
mini bar, and then they're dead in their hotel room.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
And there's like, oh yeah, like it happens a lot.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
I feel like Banana would be all over this.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
It happens a lot. I was sending art in all
these articles about it.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Banana, do you want me to forward the article or
do you want to do a little search in.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
Sure you can forward the article. I mean, I have
heard of this. I try not to search these things
because they scare me.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah, it was just like, once you hear about it,
you can't unhear it.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah, that's an and I have never heard that. And
uh yeah there you go. Well you know what, So
I was watch it all got you know, because Whitney
was watching and she was like, don't go to the
I was like, wow, I've always wanted to go any know,
respect her, any of our listeners of the Dominican Republic. Yeah, sure,
we not say that the water is beautiful.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
It's out of people go and have a great time.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
I know, I know people have been like ten they
love it. They love it. So they're at a hotel
called Secrets. It feels like a Sandals, but it's filled
with secrets. It's like the hornier version of Sandals.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Yeah, that's so horny Sandals. I didn't clock that it
was called Secrets.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
You didn't cock that it was called so horning. I
actually didn't either, because you're not nobody's writing it down
like a serial killer like I am. So you didn't
clock that they're at Secrets?

Speaker 4 (12:43):
No, I mean it's like, is every room is sweet
with another unsuspecting person and the doors are unlocked.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
The secret is I fucked your sister. Yeah, that's my secret.
So Jesse's a substance. Jesse is playing basketball.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Thank god. I was worried they were going to it
to play sports a bro.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
I love how much of a bro and how he's like,
I can play golf and I can I throw down?

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Can you believe how much we've all now here's You
need to know this, Paul, because you're later to the
game first, because we're so loyal to Wells, who you've
never watched Paradise. You don't know Wells.

Speaker 7 (13:19):
I do not.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
So we want Traders?

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Did you watch Traders? He was the first or okay,
we wanted Wells to get this job and he didn't.
And at first the I feel like Jesse felt at
the beginning respected Jesse a little bit like a company man.
He did, and like somehow he's I know this before myself.
He's warmed me down. I'm totally charmed by Jesse. He
is what he is.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Love it.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
I love him.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
I love him so and he has a sense of
humor about himself, which I really like.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Katie, doctor Banana, how do you feel about Jesse Palmer?

Speaker 5 (13:54):
I think Jesse's come a long way, and I love
that he's obsessed with the dudes and doesn't give a
shit about the women.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
He could.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
We saw in the basketball game, the soft touch, the
easy ass he gave to Grant. I was like, that's
Jesse in a nutshell. He just has this little soft touch.
He sets people up. Yeah, he gets out of the way,
he just dabs his sweat just so yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah. But you know what's fun about him, even though
he's like a hot guy, he's self deprecating, like you
know that he's like being mean of like, oh, Grant
so young and spry. I'm like a dad bought you
know what I mean. Though he's not he's like ripped
and looks great. Katie, how do you feel about Jesse?

Speaker 6 (14:31):
You know, honest, I always kind of liked him just
because I remember the season and I like.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
So, you know, see, I didn't know him. I didn't
know before. Yeah. I find the people who know from
sports like him. Yeah, they really like that, Katie. Doctor Branana,
how did you feel about this episode overall?

Speaker 5 (14:46):
I will say that there's sometimes it becomes a little
repetitive when they just keep being like, I'm just so
anxious about the other women, and.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
It's like like yeah, no, da, no shit, it wouldn't
be Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
I would also be shitting my pain. But you did
sign up for this show. But like, come on, yeah,
they can cut some of that down in the edit.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
I believe, I agree with. I do think this show
does kind of like lean a little bit. There's like
compulsory moments that they could just really whittle those down
and leave more of them fumbling to open the card.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Up yes, mispronouncing yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Struggling with the lock on a door, like yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Leave the bloopers in.

Speaker 8 (15:26):
I love the blue.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Don't make them be a blue. Leave it in the shop.

Speaker 6 (15:29):
It makes it more real because, like, especially last night,
there was some of the conversation that he was having
Flotilla and I was like, they're acting, you think, Yeah,
it felt like acting. It felt like they had redone
the scene. That's like the feeling I got.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
I always wish they'd show how they make the decision
of who reads the card, like I'd love to see
I want to do what I know I want to
do and the group dates.

Speaker 8 (15:52):
And yeah, because they come in it's so.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Clearly someone, okay, you're doing stand here, read it. Make
sure you don't stumble over it. Thing.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
It's so rehearsed, and I felt like last night there
was like a few times when he's talking with Lea
Tia when they were not eating their dinner, and I
was just like, this is the second time they were
having this conversation.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
Totally. I think they need to have like they need
to like expressly look for the twists, like take a
cue from White Lotus. Yeah, just show Sam Rockwell up
monologue and incredible.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
And then Scoggin's reply like.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
That scene alone. I was like, all right, he's collecting
an Emmy first.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
I wish you would come out that.

Speaker 8 (16:36):
Walton's like, I.

Speaker 6 (16:37):
Didn't know he was gonna straight face going, hmm, journey going.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
He's looked so tense the whole season, and his face
is just.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Completely he was like he was like I want to
be that lady girl.

Speaker 6 (16:52):
When his face drops, I was like, amazing act.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
And then just knowing that Sam Rockwell is married to Leslie, yeah,
they're like you want to come work with your wife, Yeah,
I'll write you a monolog. I was told me that
he was.

Speaker 8 (17:07):
Just like there with her.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (17:09):
They were like, well, but apparently he was they wrote
it like, yeah, I did write it specifically you want to.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Come do a scene.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
That's what I thought he was. It was like, it's
so good.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
So the first date up is Juliana and her sweets
name is at Secrets. Is Zoe Atry like poetry, but
it's Zoeatry.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
I mean, well that doesn't even make any sense, Like
does Zoe own it?

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Zoe a tree? Zoe a tree?

Speaker 3 (17:37):
And where does it come from?

Speaker 1 (17:38):
What I feel like, it's like we're like we're like
we're artists, but we're like one step off. We're like
Zeno Zen poetry and Zoeatry.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
I'm thinking through like some like marketing agents and like
some marketing bros In Austin that are like, Okay, keep
it weird, let's just put it in. Yeah, okay. So
then she was like, I've been burned from by my past.
It's like, yeah, everybody's been cheated on. And also if
you're like hot, you've probably dated other hot douches. Like
everybody by the age of twenty five, for the most

(18:11):
parts ever, I was cheated on by twenty cheated on.
Everybody was cheated on by twenty five. That's the deal.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
That's what happened.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
That's what happens. And then you kind of go you
go to therapy and you're like, what do Why am
I the common denominator picking these.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Guys or it's just like that's what happens because everybody's
hot in college and crazy and then going on spring
break and meeting somebody and having a flat am I
speaking for myself?

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:35):
So then they wheel out Daisy, who is the runner up,
so like couldn't believe they brought Daisy.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
But you're like, Daisy, who.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Everybody wanted, is the bachelorette. Everybody sort of turned it down.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Yeah, yeah, wow, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
I was like, well, I wondered if she had won,
because she's really cute. She seemed like, yeah, winner, she
seemed like a winner.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
But I think she got surprise twist didn't win, and
I almost felt like they're like, get ready to be Daisy.
But maybe then then that makes me think Juliana will
be the Bachelorette if she doesn't win. Interesting, I think
maybe production wants her as the bachelorette because I don't
know what they would do with Lydia.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Is no no, no no.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
But I feel like Juliata would be a great bachelorette
because she's hot, and she would be because she really
wants it. Yeah, but so they real at Daisy and
and and they're like, so she tells Daisy that Grant
said that he was falling in love with her, and
then so she's like, but my ex head chicks on
the side. So that's why I keep my smiling giggly.

(19:41):
See it's safety. I hide behind smiling and giggling, and
they're like, go for it. Cut to four wheeling. I
feel like she should have been able to drive, I.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Was wondering, but they always do that whoever is like
the lead gets to be the driver of the car.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah. I felt like, doctor ban Anna, would you have
liked to have been the passenger in the four wheeler?

Speaker 5 (20:03):
No. They always give these dudes these four wheelers and
go like good luck, and they're all crazy when they drive.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
I felt like he was a little reckless with her,
and it's like you always are.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
Remember when Matt James fully flipped the like, yes, yeah,
this is so dangerous. Stop letting these dudes go wild.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
And it's actually like to me, I think they're showing off.
But what's actually it's actually would make me dislike my
date more than if somebody was a little careful with.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
Me, no doubt.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
But we also don't know that they don't offer it
to her to drive, and she says no. She seems
like somebody who would say no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
But that but he still drove crazy.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Well, he tipped Warner and said buckle up.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
I know through every single thing, and she's like okay,
but I.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Think she doesn't know how to say not okay, which
is the Smiley freeze.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yeah, I have to say, but if you're on one
of those things, that's the fun part is to do that,
like yeah, I mean you don't do that and then
take a nice casual drive around you're supposed to get messy.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
And yeah, yeah, yeah fun.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
It's super It is really like page one of the brochure.
Though everything they did was like exactly, Yes. We went
to Jamaica and I remember we want to do like
a horse ride. So we went to this place that
was like you rent the horse, you ride the horse,
but they also had the four wheelers and the whole
time we were in Jamaica is like we're having a quiet,
chill trip and then always just a little bit on

(21:21):
the distance, there's a bunch of people going fucking buck wild.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Just did you do it?

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Did you kind of want to do it? Did you
kind of want to do it?

Speaker 4 (21:30):
I know that it's fun, but I'd rather ride a horse.
I'd rather like take a trail ride.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
I think, yeah, yeah, like I.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Want to soak in the beauty, not just like stomp.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
On a this beautiful place.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
And then she was but you could see, you could see.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
In her eyes at the beginning of the date that
she was frozen into her in her own fear, a
hell of her om making from her past.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
So she's like, hey, good to see you. Ah huh,
let's go out. And I'm like, look, I've been that
person where I get log jammed and and the adrenaline
takes over, like I I see I recognize a bit
of myself, and that where you're like hah and like
the fight or flight and you just freeze like you
don't quite you know. And she's smiling. I understand her

(22:18):
wiring a little bit and like and then and then
you see her trying to get the mud out of
her hair.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
She's worrying too much.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
I agree with you, she's I mean, that's a really
tough situation to be and like you're trying to have
a good time, but you also know that you might
get broken up with at the end of the week, Like,
and you're a human being, You're a human being.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
The subtle cue of the woman who spoke to her
was the woman who got cut. Yeah, yeah, so she's
got to think, why are they sending me the girl
who got cut?

Speaker 2 (22:47):
And you're just mad to the final two? I think
I think that, like, oh, that's true.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
And you're also like having sex. You're not quite sure
what number you are, Like you're having sex with somebody's
having sex with two of your friends this week, I know,
maybe probably.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Do you think that they showed the sequence these women
in order? Do you think that's the order that they
actually shot them in?

Speaker 5 (23:10):
Do?

Speaker 3 (23:10):
You don't know?

Speaker 2 (23:11):
But this time I felt this. She made the comment
that she was first.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
I felt like this year it was I feel like
in the past, we've heard differently that they've changed the order.

Speaker 6 (23:19):
But we have heard that, but I do feel like
this this year literally said she was left. This this
year felt like it was the order and they used
some to some years, they're really mean, and they make
them all stay in the room together and do you
see them, So you see them like come back in
all like boned out in the morning.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
You know, it's just like like kind of like a
like sex hair like like it was. It was really good.
It was really no sleep. I got no sleep. It's
so mean. It's so mean. So then he screams, wolf
pack baby, and he takes off their wolf packed together.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
It's you.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
And then he goes, you like it. So she goes,
this is a nightmare. This is a nightmare. And so
she was worried about He looked, and then I could
see her frozen smile. Oh, like she was frozen. She
was extra smiley. And he clocked it too, Yeah he did.
He was trying to make her realize. I don't think

(24:21):
going that fast, I think she was. I would have
loved it, you would have loved it. I don't think
she loved it. I don't think she looked. He wasn't
reading she looked. I don't think she allowed to talk.
And I think, oh my god, for the person who
has had no words yet at all at all. She
didn't seem like she loved it. Watching her, I didn't

(24:43):
think she was the right gal.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
She was like, I don't think any of them were
did the right channel.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
No, I could have zi raiplining and I am not
a daredevil.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Ziplaning is easy. Yeah, ziplining is they all didn't want
to do what they were doing.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Ziplining is like nothing things and I am not a dared.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
No again, it is all page one of the brochure,
like the most obvious things to do that aren't do
it anywhere activity. Yeah, the lagoon was cool.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Oh this is I flew over it. Did you notice
on their first time on that they they did it?
I was like, oh, there's nice. So she was frozen
and she was nervous.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
So I guess her ex boyfriend cheated and they would
out for six or seven years and it just kept.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
He kept cheating, So she kept staying with a guy
who cheated on her. Yeah, and it did damage to
her because he would cheat and then do it again.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Like it You're like, I didn't mean to do it,
and I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
I just shed There were multiple this this was kept
doing it. There were several I was like.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah, it kept doing it kept happening, and so she
had to walk away. She said, I had to walk
away from the better half of me. I don't know
what that means, but that was the phrasing. I think
maybe she felt like she abandoned herself, doctor Banana your
a physician?

Speaker 7 (26:08):
Was that mean?

Speaker 5 (26:09):
I thought she said for her better half or something?
I honestly don't know. Yeah, okay, I don't really know.
First I was like, is this connected to the addiction thing?
Is this I don't fully understand. They talk in such
vague terms. I'm like, okay, so, is what is this
connected to what you were talking about before? Yeah, there's
a whole other issue that we have going on.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
And then so she goes, I felt so minimized that
by somebody, and it screwed me up, she said. And
then she got cute. So then there are dinner. She
starts crying, and he loves it when somebody cries, Like so,
he likes it when somebody cries, and she was like,
I'm a little She was so sweet. I mean, she's
so darling.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
He was like, she said, I'm a little broken. I'm
still working on fixing myself. And he's like, I'm also
you know, He's like, you don't have to be completely fixed.
I'm also broken I'm so she's crying.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
He's crying. He cries. I like it. I like it.
He's a cute crier and it doesn't feel manipulative. And
he goes, She's.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Like, look, there's a chance it might not be me,
which isn't true.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
And he said, look, you mean a lot to me already. Yeah,
and he goes, that's He's like, look, that's what love is, like,
it's fixing ourselves together. We got to we get through
this together. Somebody messed up letting you go before. Yes,
And then and then he says.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
You don't have to be perfect. I'm not scared to
take the leap. And then and then he gave her
the photo of them with the pizza box. By the way,
I'm so happy with that because it's finally giving someone
a gift from like their actual relationship instead of like
here piece of driftwood or rock I saw for you,

(28:02):
and I thought that'd be great.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
But yeah, really nice.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
I agree. I was like, that's like a real they're having,
Like that felt like an actual relationship was had happened.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
And yeah, that was a cute picture too. They look
cute together. And then he said, I am falling in
love with you and then and then I just felt
like she said she then they go to bed, and
then they wake up in the morning and she says,
twelve out of ten would do it again.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Yeah, it was cute.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
And then she said, you're good company. I'm falling in love.
Don't forget about me. It was a real she was Darlay.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Yeah, I really like.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
All right overall, Kti, money and Banana. How did you feel?
And do you think she's gonna win?

Speaker 5 (28:47):
I hope she wins, but I don't know now now
it's confusing.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Okay, how did you feel about the date?

Speaker 5 (28:56):
The day was fun. I liked that they had a
moment where they showed her like sort of stress about
her hair, like more MoES like that, less of her
being like I am so nervous about the other women.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (29:05):
Yeah, I liked the date. I thought it was the
best date. Yeah, definitely. I mean, I don't know if
she's gonna win based on you know what he's said.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yeah later on. Yeah, okay, I don't know our newest edition, Paul,
you're fresh. What do you think?

Speaker 4 (29:22):
I think she is gonna win because she is the
most fun. She folds into his life without him having
to compromise who he is. She would be fun at
a party. She would be fun to travel back home with.
You could take her out like he's now more famous

(29:42):
than he's ever been. Yes, she's a person you could
take to like a celebrity party. Who is gonna be fun.

Speaker 6 (29:50):
That is such a good point, sightful. She would be
kind of game. I feel like, yeah, because I've been
seeing this whole time.

Speaker 8 (29:56):
I think I do think she is.

Speaker 6 (29:58):
I just hope that they're still together based on what
he says later.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
On, because I can't choose between the two.

Speaker 8 (30:04):
Well also, I mean like he just said, yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
He did, but he in his little interview I said
that too soon.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Yeah, I felt for listening. I agree, I think he's
going to choose.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Okay, Whitney, what did you think about the day, and
and do you think she's gonna win?

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Before we take a quick break and get a knife
to eat all your.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Cayakes, I agree that I thought it was a super
fun date.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
I really like her.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
I think that they would be great and he doesn't
have to compromise any of his principles to be with her.
I think that she would be just fun, but I
hope she's not the jealous type.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
That's where the I can't tell.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Yet if she would be when she doesn't want to
be cheated on because it's happened, but then that you
know a lot of times that becomes like an ongoing
yes and you can't get over it.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
She's the kind of would say like, I'm cool with
it and then be really upset it. He is the
type it would be like, don't go to that, yes,
so he would resent her for not getting to go yes.
I mean, look, being a relationship is hard, you know,
balancing the dynamic for long term is difficult, but.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Not being jealous and being able to like trust the
person and I think that that's probably the hardest part
in this show because of the fact that you now
will have more women than you've ever imagined.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
M And he's adorable, he's hot.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
But I like his timeline.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
I like that he asked you know yah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
He is the perfect example of that guy who had
As I said, I know everything about parenting from sixteen
and pregnant.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Every single one.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
And that's where the people's prit.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
So and every time any of them came from a
broken home, all they want to do is like make
their own one. So that's exactly what he's desperately trying
to do.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Yeah, you look really pretty on your birthday.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Weight I make up where my eye making your your
I mega works, your double tr works. Okay, we're gonna
take a quick break and go get a knife and
we'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
What is your fantasy? You and we're back, don't you banana?
How what's the temperature in New York these days?

Speaker 5 (32:27):
It's like fifty degrees?

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Are you having a good time? Are you so happy
you're there?

Speaker 5 (32:31):
Yeah? I am having a good time. It's fun. It's
fun out here.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
That's the kotch You did you have fun at Indian
Wills Tennis?

Speaker 6 (32:38):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah, you're a baller. She has a ball, you're a baller. Well,
so we've just left, uh, Juliana and the next person
up is Zoe. And by the way, I forgot to say.
Juliana at the end said bye boyfriend, which was really cute.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
They're adorable.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
You're cute.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
They're cute.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
They're really cute.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
They see my if they were if they were like
together together for two weeks, they would have like thirty
inside jokes. Yeah, they would, you know, they would have
a hilarious text exchange like they probably I bet they
watched similar content online. Yeah, yes, yes they could just
really boyfriend girlfriend out.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
I don't know why. Okay, well we'll wait till the end.
We'll be till the finally because I have a thought. Okay,
so Zoe, she has not had a one on one never,
and this poor woman. I felt for her. She shows
up and she doesn't get to talk in her first
so she's not talked to this man, and she goes

(33:39):
to neither of them do yoga. He's just thinking, don't fart.
I mean, like that's all I was thinking.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Yeah, and they had to go like asshole to asshole
on my stretch to each other out.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
I did think. I was like I told my wife
because she's working from home day. Yeah, I was like,
I would like to do this with you. I think
like it's intimate, like the using each other's like for resistance.
I think there's something really sweet about this if you
know and love someone. Yeah, but I think the producers
were like put her in a thing where she can't
talk because every time she opens her mouth she becomes

(34:13):
less likable. She's she's so unpleasant.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Yeah, she gets cold, and it's hard because I like
that one conversation where we kind of learned how challenging
it was, like we learn, we learn her up, Like
so you feel for her and like you understand her,
like the defense mechanisms that she had to have, of course,
but like she she can be cold. You know what

(34:37):
I mean?

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Well, on this show, you have to just embrace what
you're offered. Right, yeah, I have to just be like, fine,
I'm going forward. I don't usually like to do this
kind of stuff, but right I'm.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Here, which Carolina couldn't do either.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
I used to just think about it.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Yeah, it's like when I went down to Mexico once
and it was like, listen, you're supposed to like eat
the worm.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
You do it?

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Yeah, you do it.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
No, you do it.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
You do go a frat party, you eat the goldfish,
because that's so you have the story to tell later.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Yeah, you're on the Adventures. Didn't hear that you're going
to all your whole life? Like, oh, I don't, like
I don't really do so, No this I'm not gonna
do that. It's like imagine taking a roach, but this person, you.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Know, I've learned. I just you just do. You just
suck it. There's many things in my life I've done.
I jumped off the cliff in college, which wasn't a
great idea. I wrote about it in my book Water
rocketed up my asshole. It wasn't I mean to the
point where it was bad. It was bad, and we
were far from no no no, and we were it

(35:37):
like rocketed up my asshole and we were we were
like boded to this location of like Lake Powell, and
we were far from a restroom. And there was like
fifty of us guys and girls. Oh boy, And I
was like, what comes up, must come down? And I
was like I gotta go, Like I gotta go now,
I gotta go right now. I gotta go right The

(35:57):
fact that I made it to the bathroom, I do
not by seconds seconds, the amount of water.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
I was just like, I think how much many people
these days get, you know, I cannot pay to have
I literally it was so wild. But anyway, you do it.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
I didn't want to. I'm not a daredevil. I did it.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
You're just not gonna die. It's sort of like you
just do it.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
You just you just do it.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
When you sign up for the show yes on I'm
just doing everything. Yes, there's a method to the men.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
You just do it. So then she talked to Rachel
from Joey C. You know Rachel. I'm sorry she talked
to yeah, Rachel from Joey season. Oh yeah, all didn't
also didn't win.

Speaker 8 (36:42):
She was It was it was all women who didn't.

Speaker 6 (36:45):
I guess Katie one, but I forgot the.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Katie won. And she talked to Latia you know what
I mean, and.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
Like, did Katie win? I don't even remember that.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yeah, they're together.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
She died, very desquad situation.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
It wasn't Yeah, yeah right, she changed her hair color.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
She changed her hair color.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Consed she's like in hiding because she she's with Zach
shall Cross.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
I feel like it's weird to have these like women
from previous seasons to come on in this particular episode. Yeah,
it's like, look, they're gonna want to take you to bed,
and you just got to girlfriend, do you want to
win this? Do you want the fucking rose? Because if
you want the rose, you take the key. Okay.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Also, why can't these conversations happened behind closed doors? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:36):
I felt like they were trying to be like, you
remember some of your favorites.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
Yeah, a little bit, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
But we were I was like, who, like was like.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Oh yeah they oh yeah, okay, yeah, okay, Rachel. So
we're we're in Punetakana. No talking, no talking. She hasn't
talked to him yet. No, this was so mean. This
was the worst date.

Speaker 5 (37:58):
It was.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
But if you're like, you know what, she is gorgeous,
so you're like, you know what, I'm just gonna like
go with and see if I can get a soul
connection physically, Like if I can not be sexual, not
be kissing, but make eye contact. There's a real intimacy
to looking in someone's eyes, Like if I can trust
and let my guard down and really like see someone's

(38:22):
soul quietly, Like that's incredibly intimate.

Speaker 6 (38:25):
Yes, but they've had the least time together, so the
least time they need to talk.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Yeah, and they have sexual chemistry. That's why he's always like,
I didn't do the one on one dates because I
already knew we have that.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Yeah, you really need to talk it through.

Speaker 6 (38:39):
I think she got this day because he knew he
wasn't gonna pick her.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
It was so awkward. It was so awkward. They both
hated it through that, and I kept thinking generally, the
people that go on these end up kind of quietly connected,
even if they're giggling a little bit, they get like
they get kind of like an intimacy build quietly. When

(39:03):
you let your nerves down.

Speaker 8 (39:05):
Real quick, you have frosting on your head.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Okay, okay, thank you.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
Wow, Wow, it's more than I expected.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
How did that happen?

Speaker 1 (39:17):
I'm a messy girls, I've told you this. I've tied, yes,
because we tout me. We've tied about me going on
dates and eating of course that how many food that
I've had, like like food besides like.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
What you and I talked about to have that kind
of salad.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Yes, this is why I am the person that is
more icing than anyone could possibly have. And Katie had
to clean it on the back of the head, back
of that and the wire. No no, And I tell
you I'm a messy. I'm so messy.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
It's more icing on her head than in her mouth.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
That's literally like that would be me on a date.
That is literally why I I ask what this is
we do on the podcast, Like I'm going on this restaurant,
this date. What do I get? Because I will have
icing in my hair.

Speaker 6 (40:08):
My sister gets food in her hair all the time. No,
I never understand how she does.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
I am that person. And you're all you were all
right here. You all have the same food in front
of you. Do you know anywhere?

Speaker 2 (40:21):
So will say, this is why I take it very
seriously when you say you're going on a date and
I like.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
You know, like you should do whatever you want. No, no,
you know what things you need to eat.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
You understand my liability of like the operator the operating
system is such that part of what's fun about me.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
But you gotta you gotta fall first. You gotta fall
for me first, and then find it adorable. It can't
be like I don't.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Know, this could be like a rapid like a just
a rapid rate.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
First, there's a few things you gotta fool people at first. Yeah,
you have to fool a little You have to fool
people a little bit.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Thing is not you've been together too long.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
You can have globs of icing in your.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
I don't know. Look, hey, you're definitely right not arguing.
I think it's really charming. I think getting food on
yourself is like, that's actually cool. It's cooler than being like,
I'm so well put together, and then you're like, well,
at least I have no idea who she is.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Not saying she's put together.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
It's just like she knows how to eat like a
normal person, as opposed to getting us on your napkin
and then smears it all on her hair and on.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Her microphone cord to look like we've all done the
best we can and for me in that and then
neat aro own food is a C plus. I was
gonna say it be minus too generous.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
I mean, I love it. It's what makes you adorable
on like the first date, second date.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Date five. I'll not make it that long. I'll never
make it a day five.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
It depends if you want to go on another date
with them.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
You're maybe I should be myself date one if I'm.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Not interested Belgian exactly, I'm having a mental break. Okay,
So then we go okay. So then so they hated it.
He's like, I'm filling it with her. There's no talking.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
So she shows up at night in a very sexy dress.
There is a plunging neckline, and she looks hot hot,
I mean, she's gorgeous.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Was that the white dress was it white, two pieces floral.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Wasn't it a plunging floral color?

Speaker 2 (42:35):
I think maybe her final one was white.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
They always feel like I'm gonna wear white. So he
sees his.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Wife, Yes, here comes the bride. Okay. So then so
then they sit down.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
She goes like, can I just make a comment that
I thought it was really fun when she sat down with.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Whoever she sat down with Rachel. Yes, and she's like.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Oh, I made him do the photos with the engagement photos.
And I wasn't sure if that was too much. I
thought that was Yeah, it is too much. It's way
too much. It's insane.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
Yeah, how did you not know that planning it? Yeah,
that was the worst idea. Talk about oh, getting food
on yourself, charming, planning, a bridle shoe psychotic. Yes, no way.
I would be like, no, I don't want to do this. Yeah,
we just go get coffee.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
We just put icy in your hair?

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Can I just do icy? Or have a food fight
photo shoot?

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Like anything would have been better than having a what
you may or may not do in three days?

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Or it could be a bridal food fight, like if
you're going to be dressed like that, have it been
like the wedding gone crazy, you know, like that'd be fun,
like we're gonna throw the cake at each other or whatever,
like not like.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
But that's the whole time. Is like she's a modeling
about how.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
To You're gonna see me in my element? This is
my element.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
No, I want to see you off your game a
little bit. Yeah, see a little irritated.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
He liked the gal that brought up the lama like
that as you got the first impression Rose was a lama,
you know, like.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
You know what's also interesting in the women tell all
that when she took him that she took him for
a full hour.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Oh wild to me.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Yeah, I was like, you do it at the basketball day?
You're right?

Speaker 2 (44:19):
That is I thought it was like a five minutes
an hour they left those That is that is wild.
And he allowed it. He allowed it because I wonder
if he's like, oh, the producers will pull me when
I'm supposed to tell I think it was shocking to me.
So that's where I'm like, you didn't need a one
on one day because you got it.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
And honestly he might be a people pleaser.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
To Yeah, I think he could be. God, he's adorable
and he's o cat.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
So then she sits down in her like her dress,
that her revenge dress. It's like, I dare you not
to pick me. She's like her opening line was, well
I don't like yoga. Well thanks, bitch. Like the guy's like, it's.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
Just t show.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Also like, let's just see like in theory he had
a hand in planning that, even though we know he didn't.
So you're just insulting the guy.

Speaker 5 (45:09):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (45:09):
And he hardly said, you have three things you have
to do here, choose which one you want to do
With each bird.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
He goes, I was so uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
It's like okay, which is like you've not done yoga.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
And then she's like she's like, I was so uncomfortable.
That is not my friend. That is not my friend.
Yoga is not my friend. He said, you know what
I saw. I saw a wife that felt weird.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Don't say that. I was like, is he just trying
to get her in bed? This is the I felt
for I felt for her on this date because I
felt like he knew he wasn't gonna pick her, and
he knew she was gorgeous, yes, And I felt like
I don't know if he slept, butether or not, that's
that kind of a person.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Is that wrong of me to.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
He said I was, he said I saw my wife.
He said the phrase I saw my wife.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
Yeah, when I've thought that several times watching this season,
this is a man who's clearly had some me training.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Yeah, well they all do. They all do.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
But like from like the athlete's history, I think that
he is more I think that he's probably more media
savvy than most other of these bachelors, and the way
he talks to these women is like very controlled and
I wouldn't say it's manipulative of them, but he's certainly
being very careful about how he's presenting himself.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
I could take it.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
I could take he should be my coach first of all,
tie your hair up and don't get icing.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
I think I think that's really interesting.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
And I think that to add to that, I feel
like that means that when the producers say this is
what we want to have happened in the scene, he
really knows how to make it happen, like make sure
that she feels comfortable, but be honest with ya. And
he might have said, I really like she's dressed. He's
probably like she does look like a wife in this. Yeah,

(46:53):
being honest.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
Yeah, I don't think on his side, I don't think
he's not dishonest, but I do think I mean.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
It's a weird thing to say when you've got.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
He's a slick operator.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
I mean, he's got. He's never had a problem getting ladies,
probably never in his life, Kat Money, doctor Banana. Did
you feel uncomfortable when he said I see my wife.
Did you feel like he was like kind of trying
to say the right things to get her in bed?

Speaker 5 (47:16):
Yes, because what are we talk Zoe is going home?

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Yeah, we all know that. We all know that.

Speaker 8 (47:24):
I was confused because I was like, she's not saying.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
No, she's not she's here because he had to choose
a third person and she's hot.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
Exactly, and he I think he was trying to literally
like save face for the fact that he did not
give her a date. Yeah, he thinks guilty, which yeah,
because it was so clearly Letia and Juliana at the
end that he's like, you know, let me just throw
a Hail Mary for Zoe and pretend like I give
a ship.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
But he I think he obviously, I think he wanted Carolina,
but she was such a tornado.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
I know.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
So she's like, well, I don't really know that much
about you. He's like like, he's like, my favorite color
is blue? And then but then she was like what's mine?

Speaker 5 (48:08):
And it blow.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
She's like it's teal.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
I was like, that's the same thing. You got it right?

Speaker 6 (48:12):
Yeah, yeah, that is like why she's so combative, like,
who fucking cares?

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Yeah, you're like an adult. What I think are your
favorite color is?

Speaker 1 (48:21):
I think she's pissed. She her final date, they didn't talk,
and now the now and now the train is moving
towards Are you gonna have sex with this guy at
Secrets in ten minutes who you've not talked to before
and there's your parents are watching.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
It's not time.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Yeah that feels bad. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
She did try to hedge her bet when saying that,
like something about them building an empire. Like I was
just like she said that she did, and I thought
that's a truly gross thing to say. Yeah, yees, yeah,
you're really appealing to the worst part of his person.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Yes, Ferrari, the Ferrari part, so he yes, social media part.
It's like we can build an online empire together to
tem te time too, and that's.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
Probably what she meant. Yeah, that's like as far as
she's dreamed of having an empire.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
It's just like well, so he was like he was like, well, okay,
my father struggled with addiction when I was younger. I
spent a lot of time alone in my family. We're
gonna have dinner together. I want a wife. I understand that.
I actually believe him and that's what makes him a
compelling bachelor. And she's like, yeah, I relate to your upbringing.

(49:36):
I want security. I also had addiction and people drop
the balls, so peace is big to me. I want
to travel. I'm want to build an empire together.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
Gross, because that's not.

Speaker 8 (49:49):
Talking about like, oh I can't wait to be with you.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
Yeah, a family, yes, which is like I want to travel,
I want security, that's money.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
You want money children? Yeah, doctor Banana, what did you
think about the empire?

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Literally?

Speaker 5 (50:06):
Like what what you're just saying? Like we I want
to be an influencer couple, yau yeah without saying it, yeah,
and then.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
A boner killer. I'm sorry, I know I like to
build an online influencer brand with you. You're just like
I wanted to have sex.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (50:25):
I mean especially for him because like he literally the
thing he stuck to the most is having a family.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
And he wants like a cozy feeling. He wants that,
he wants the dinner around the table. He's not like
fab fit fun like you know, like and then he's like,
I see Zoe for who she is, do you yeah?
And then she told.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
You that yeah, and that was that was and then
they and then they closed the door. And I felt
badly for her. I felt for her that.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
They were having sex.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
I know, but I felt I felt like conversation. I
feel like she was pressured into it. I just felt
like I feel like he was the pressure. I know.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
I just mean like as a woman, you might pressure
yourself as like a hail Mary.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
I thought perhaps I thought she might have.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
She I don't know that he was doing it.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
But the name of the game is sort of like, well,
I didn't get the impression that they had sex, though I.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Didn't, I like pissed. I did. I felt like at
the Faro ceremony, she felt a little pissed.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
She was like, after all I did for.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
You, Do you think that they did it? Banana?

Speaker 4 (51:28):
Probably can we get the star daughter on. She seemed
to have like.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Oh yeah, I get that.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
How great is this Daisy Daisy Sarzy. I love the
Scars Randow's.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Daughter because like, I've known those guys for so long.
The fact that their kid is that old like blew
my mind. Also, I was like, I know, I mean too,
I was like, wait, what.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Put sentences together?

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Yeah? Wait, do you know how to spell your name?
What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (51:59):
Her insights were fantastic. Wow, Yeah, she's just like real
time information. Yes, very helpful.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
I think you should ask for her to send you
like a voice memo every week and you can play.
Oh yeah, I would really like I will DM her
to see if I can get a voice memo about
last night's episode and then about the finale. Okay, great,
Randy consent to d M your daughter and ask her
voice memos. Okay, So before we take a quick break,

(52:30):
any final thoughts on Zoe. I mean, I was shocked
she made it to the final three.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
I felt like it was such an unseerious play to
bring her to the Yes, like there were I'm here
looking at our roster of others we had great?

Speaker 1 (52:44):
What about Chloe? Chloe hope. We hardly knew. Ye, she
was so cute?

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Was she even on the women tell you?

Speaker 1 (52:50):
She didn't say much, but she's darling.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
You know, the girl that had her pancreous exploded or whatever.
I hope she gets brought back for another season. Oh
she will because she's she seemed like she had She
was probably cool and fun. Yeah, she would have been
way more. She would have been like a real like
another we needed a third contender.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Oh okay, he was kind of a non so he
had a great lineup and he went he went for beauty. Yeah,
but I think he did relate to her upbringing.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
Yeah, I think so, But I think he really I
think they sexually. There was real there and sheet She
got that hour on the rooftop and we all we've
all been on a rooftop for an hour. It's it's intoxic.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
The children are waiting for us to play basketball downstairs
the roof, but you're up on that roof. Yeah, even
you've been stolen for a sec. All right, we're gonna
take a quick break and be right back with Letia
bone Zone. Let's get in the bone zone. Guys on

(54:00):
her back. What's your favorite doughnut? Or cupcake flavor.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
Well, I have one in my mouth right now.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
What I really like the strawberry.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
That's what I'm eating.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
What did you like?

Speaker 4 (54:10):
I love the apple Fredder. I'm apple Fredder first guy.
But the icing on this cupcake.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Is icing is sick. It's a good ice a I
got admit.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
I dipped the apple Fridder in the ice.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Oh that's fine.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
I want to know why.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Because it's like real heavy whipping cream and.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
There's fruit in there.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Yeah. And I have and a little fresh fruit with
dessert cakes.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Same, same, agreed.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
I should make a pavlova for you guys, which is
what's your birthday?

Speaker 4 (54:37):
Paul, August twenty seventh.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
Okay, hey, girl will be in Paradise. We'll be in paradise.
Oh I love Oh.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
Oh I'm so fascinating.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Where she'll be for your birthday. Okay, here we go
and we're back Litia. She's freaking out. She is freaking out.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
So she just knit an outfit.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
So she cruscheated herself. She crutated herself. It off real
fast to calm down. There was some of them that
I could get behind, and then there was some that
I was like, whoa, I mean, I love a kookie look.
I love a kookie look. But there was a few
I was like, is this giving me like Gucci from
five years ago in a way that I like? Or

(55:17):
is this just like Edsy gone wrong?

Speaker 3 (55:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (55:20):
But one dress was so weird.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
I mean, she's a yeah, her.

Speaker 8 (55:23):
Ro cermony, it looked like, like I said, it looked.

Speaker 6 (55:25):
Like like a four year old who wears their like Tiara.

Speaker 8 (55:29):
It looked like that was like attached to it.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Oh, what's happening?

Speaker 4 (55:33):
The funny yes woman in Utah?

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Amazing?

Speaker 4 (55:36):
I was like, Oh, there's a reason why she's here.
She's not like the other girls.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
She's a funny She's the funkiest woman in Utah.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
That's that's a great title.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
I love that. I want to give that pageant funkiest
phone in Utah.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
And by the way, oh side note, I didn't say this,
but in the morning, Zoe got a little picnic date
after their bone.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
I've never seen that before.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
And then and then and then she said, how do
how do you feel? And she said robotically and this
is why I do feel like they did it, and
she she goes, I feel good, how do you feel?
It was like robotic and a little pissed.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
She didn't get to finish, No, not even close.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
Or she did the work in even.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I feel good. How
do you feel? She seemed pissed.

Speaker 8 (56:24):
Sometimes we're off.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
I felt for her.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
I can't think. Maybe she has to poop and like's
like really all know, and she can't do it in
the same room.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
She's like, fuck you you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (56:36):
All Right, Okay, it's a different I think he.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
Might not be that fun in bed. Who Look, I'm
not I'm not going to apologize for Grant. He's tall,
he's good looking, he's covered in pats as a ferrari.
He thinks he's got it all. And maybe he's not
like a fun lover.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Oh he's never.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
I like, I hope you're listening.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Wow, Paul coming in hot hot take called danking hot
take dank. Okay, so that there's your new nickname. You're
a hot you're the we have the well you're the
hot you're the people's princess. But we got hot tank Dank.
He's fritter. He loves a fritter. Do you want some
of my icing? Take some of my icing for your

(57:21):
fritter dog. Okay, wow, yeah, take it, take that icing Okay.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
So then, oh my god, it's perfect, he said, almost perfect.
It almost was an art and you I almost got
you on my team.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
That made me excited.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
I was like, see perfectly on the fridter, perfectly on
the as if you like, we're showing off and you
worked at Benny Hanna's and you put the shrimp in
your pocket.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
So then so then she gets to talk to Katie,
who is mayor and theory engaged to Zach Shall, so
she talked to the winner.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
None of us recognized Kate because she was a brunette.
I also forgot all about Zach and Katy. I also
forgot all about the ending, about how he'd been with
what's her name from Vermont, Gabby who was so cute
and he and he slept with her and he said
he loved her.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
I forgot that.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
When she said that, he said he wasn't going to
sleep with him, and then he does, what a fool,
And then she still stayed with him, and she was pissed.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
So then she's been saying to him, she's telling, Letia
tell him up top. I don't want to know about it,
and so it's like, so I'm smart. It was smart.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
I mean, it seems sort of obvious, but obviously.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Guys just run in their mouths. You're like, why trust me?
I've dated you guys recently, Like your friend Lisa is
really pretty. You're like you met us both together, you know, like,
why are you saying that? You don't need to say
that to me.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
You don't need to say the first thing that pops
into your head.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
You're like, well, your friend so and so is super hot,
Like why are you telling me that? Yeah, and that's
why I'm not with them anymore?

Speaker 4 (59:01):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
You're like like what numerous guys You're like, why are
you commenting on how hot my friend? Like that's so weird?
Why do they say? But guys? So guys just poineping.
Some guys you have to be like, I don't want
to know. Yeah, I don't take it out something.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Yeah, get to know the person you're with more, to
know what they're gonna feel. Yes, it's lovely that you
think my friend is attractive, but I don't really want
to hear it.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
I want to hear how attractive eyes.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
You don't need to say hot yeah, didn't you to
say so hot?

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (59:31):
And your eyes dodn't need to twinkle when you s yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
And then and then I was like, oh yeah. I
was like, oh yeah, guys have always liked her. And
he was like, oh oh I thought she was gay.
I'm like, so you would have taken a swing at
Lisa like why are you?

Speaker 2 (59:44):
Like, like, why why did you say this to me?

Speaker 1 (59:47):
You're saying this to my face? Audience wrong audience Okay,
So so she's trying to Katie. She's like, I'm the
third girl. Sex is off the table. It's like I, yeah, okay,
look I get it. Yeah yeah right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
And then so then she's like, well, I'm with Zach Shallcross.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
He had sex. He says he wished he had not
had sex, but but he did. He said it. I
did not want to hear it. She's like, I don't
want to hear it. I don't want to hear it.
I don't want to hear about the other day. She's like, well,
you know. And then and then Letia goes, let's be
mad when we have months together. I'm like, oh, so
if you end up with him, are you gonna like
drag him through this for months because you had sex

(01:00:32):
with Zoe.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
Yes, yes, the rest of their lives. Yeah, she could
never forgive it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
No, I don't think so.

Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
Also, did this not feel crazy? It's like, yeah, no, shit,
don't Why would he tell you about fucking the other women?

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Well, Zach did because he's a fool.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
Oh yeah, well Zack's an idiot. But like it felt crazy.
When she actually talks him and goes like, don't tell me,
it's like he wasn't going to be like, girl, let
me tell you what I did with Zoe, let me
tell you what I did.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
She's let me do this. Yeah, she's now because she
knows that she's not gonna win. But okay, So then
they go.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Zip ziplining and you could see her nervous system is
so log jammed.

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
Yea, she has poop. She yeah, she had to poop.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Yeah, ziplining is fun.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
I wanted to say a pitch for ziplining. If you're
with somebody and you're like, because you know you're gonna
have your dinner at night, zip plining is really fun.
It's so easy to do. It's silly. You can like
the adrenaline is if you like roller coasters, Like it's
cute and fun. But I have great time.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
I mean, I love ziplining. I have no fear of
that type of thaf throw me out of a plane.
I can do it all.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
But so people have a fear of hypes and it's
a real issue.

Speaker 8 (01:01:46):
She really didn't want to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
She didn't want to do it, but she wanted to
do it for him, which I thought was like she did,
she did do it?

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
How many times did they she got nauseous? She she
she did like two or three and she was like
I'm going to throw off, Like yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:02:01):
But it reminded me like years ago, there's like a
South Park episode where they kept they went on like
a zipline trip, but it was like it was like
never ending.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Yes, I mean I went from tree top to tree
top for like four hours in Mexico once.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
I had the best time. It was so fine. The
one in.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
What's the island the Catalina. The one in Catalina's great.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
I mean Catlina is so weird. It's so fun. I
do too, and it's so weird you taking a cam
ran boat out there's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Weird to me that the water you can see all
the way through it, like you're in Europe.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Really, why do your people not go to Catalina. I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
I went there was it, but you can have a
drink with it and you get to see I saw
a little baby dolphins.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
Yeah, it's really where that everybody should go to Catalina.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Like we worked for the Catalina border.

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
I would you should do that, Paul. I want to
be one of those weird people that live on calf car. Yeah,
you will go scuba.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Yeah, you know Paul's on Catalina.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Now, yeah, he's headlining.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
He's headlining. He's headlighting Catalina. He's a king, he's the
mayor of Catalina. Okay, so that she's lock damned and
she's like, I am not one that is up for adventure.
That's not a great No, that's not you don't want
to marry that, and and you know I've been rooting
for our girl. But I gotta tell you, I was like, oh, I.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
Thought that was very eye opening.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
I am not I'm not a daredevil, but I am
up for adventure and I'm fine, and I'll give it
a go.

Speaker 6 (01:03:43):
Like her dream date there was just to sit around
and like talk about her feelings.

Speaker 8 (01:03:49):
She doesn't want him to have sex?

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Yeah, is that what they're DA was trying to remember
what was thereses And she's good on the.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Horse she's from, like she grew up on. But she
was so scared. She was nauseous. She's freaking out about sex,
and she's like, Okay, can we stop this now? I'm
good enough of the ziplining. She was over like her
system was short circuiting. She was like, this is like
it was too much, the tree tops, the adventure, the nausea,

(01:04:20):
the sex, like I got to get to the sonote
asa page.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
Do you think the women this season were freaking out
more than in past season?

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
I think he's hotter.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
Yeah, you like him?

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
I mean I do think everybody really liked Joey. Joey
was a popular about.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
Bachelor, but he didn't have a confidence.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
He didn't have the confidence I think that Grant has
the Ferrari. Joey was a tennis instructor. Grant, in theory
is a basketball player who's now a day trader and
in theory has money.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
But I take that aside. I just think he has
more confidence.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
He's hot.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
He just has more confidence.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
But the women seem to be much more or they're
just showing it this time, but they really seem to
be like falling apart because they.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Really want all of them. This is so cute. And
oh see Sawmond Sea salt. That's nice dark chocolate almond.
She thought that's a gift. That's the tony chocalone that
keeps on the Okay, yeah, right, okay, So then she's
freaking out. So they go to the sonote Okay, and
but then I will say they have like real conversations.

(01:05:25):
So as much as I gotta say I like Lyzia
and I'm rooting for Lytia, I can't believe it. I
want Lizia to win. Well, it starts to lose, so
and she might, she might lose. She's like, I do
think Juliana is the easier choice for lifestyle. I think

(01:05:45):
he loves Letia, but I do think there's real issues
to consider.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
She's willing to move to New York.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
That was cool, shocking, Okay, So she goes, what did
you think of my hometown? And then she goes, I
want you to know I would live away from Utah.
You want to live in New York. We live in
New York. Because he was like my dad's back in
rehab all Jersey, I know, and she's like, and I
kind of need to be near him. So she said
we live in New York and I was like, oh, that.

Speaker 5 (01:06:12):
Made it feel like she was shocking.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
She really wants to win, and I actually believe her.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
And I'm like, okay, yeah, but I think she wants
to move there for a year and then move back.

Speaker 6 (01:06:22):
As soon as she has she gets pregnant. Yeah, oh,
I have to be amongst my family.

Speaker 8 (01:06:25):
I'm pregnant.

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
Yeah, I can't take people myself. I need my people, right,
the village doctor, come on, you know, you know we're right.
You got to agree with this.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
Oh when she said she was thirty one and needs
to have babies in two years the way like I
passed away, I was like, yeah, I'm thirty four. Am
I dead?

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Dude? Yes, you're dead. You're dead. We're corpses, Yeah, corpses,
Yeah exactly. We're just like, we're just like apparitions. At
this point.

Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
It's weird to me as a ghost, but it's nice.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Yeah, yeah, no, it's been. Don't don't be a to
the ghost life. This ghost life is.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Thriving at this I come rocking she's got two birthday crowns.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Don't even do not fear my queen. So she's like, well,
you know, we can be close. So she's like, my
feelings are so she was very sooo. She's like, I
didn't realize my feelings would be so strong, you know.
And he's and he's and she's like in his heart
because there's other women, there's other women, and he's like, look,

(01:07:28):
I'm only gonna be in love with one woman, you know.
She's like, okay, well, I know what this week is
and I'm not going to be intimate tonight. My timeline
for being a wife and a mother is two years,
you know. And he's like, I have a timeline. I

(01:07:50):
could see him starting to spiral. And even though he
has said he wants this family, he was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
this is this is fast.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
I was like, two years not really, no, No, two
years is really fast.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
That's really fast for those they had just started dating. Yeah, okay, okay,
two years is fast.

Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
We're gonna get engaged theoretically next week, and then we're
gonna get married and what a couple of months. So
then there's a honeymoon. So basically, eighteen months after we
get married, you don't want to have kids, and I'm
about to be. We already heard from one of your
listeners that Grant was hanging out with other bachelors. Oh, yes,

(01:08:31):
you think Grant wants to he wants to be he
wants to like have his moment.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
Yes, he wants to go to Coachella and then yeah
stage coat.

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
Yeah, doesn't want to have a family right now, and
he shouldn't.

Speaker 8 (01:08:42):
And Juliana is the perfect companion for that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
She'll put a feather in her hair and dance all night.
She'll take Molly with you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Take Molli and put on a flat brim felt wide hat.
You ever a white wide felt flat top.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Yeah, made by Zoe. Oh yeah, Zoe could crochet a
little titty top and she.

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
Whatever she wants.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
You could wear anything she wants. Yes, she's adorable.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
These women all have incredible bodies.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
Dude, they're saying their bodies are insane.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
I mean literally, I can't. I can't. So then she's
like okay, and he's like, well, I'm a little worried
your timeline might be faster than mine. My brain spirals
a lot. Then she's like, I have an anxiety of
the unknown. I just I don't want to hear about
the other women. Okay, I don't want to hear about it.

(01:09:37):
I don't not having supt with you tonight, and I
don't want to hear about the other women. So and
then she reiterates sex is not on the table. I
don't want to hear about the other women. And he's like, okay,
the state is not that fun, but okay. But then
that prompts him to say this, I do love you
now as we are, Katie, doctor Banana Whitney. We've been

(01:10:00):
on this ride for a while, Paul, you do not
understand the gradations and the meanings. There's the I'm considering
falling in love. I could potentially fall in love. I
am falling, I said I could. I could see myself falling.
It's none of those that are of any accountability. Does
mean nothing. You could say that to like the teller

(01:10:20):
at Wells Fargo, it doesn't mean anything. I am in love,
but I'm going to tell you. Year after year they
do it, and then they do not pick the person
that they say that to.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
Yeah, and he said, I'm only going to be in
love with one person at the end of the hypocrite
and then he's like, at.

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
Least I love that. He was like, look, maybe I
made a mistake.

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
I think when he looks at her, he loves her.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
She's at the moment, she's warm, she's mommy, she's a mama, she's.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
A person to love. But he's not like it's not
the same thing. There's like different types of love.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
I think he's in love with her, but I think
he's like, I do not want to move to Utah
and have babies immediately, I think there Unfortunately, Look, there
are no like you have to live in reality when
you date. Unfortunately, Yeah, it's the whole. You cannot pick
and choose, like, oh, they'd be so great if only
unfortunately for all of us, it's all of it, So

(01:11:20):
can he deal with all of it?

Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
That was like a breakup. I love you, you know,
I don't think like I love you, but no, like
I'm always gonna love you. I'll always have a special
place to me is kind of what it felt like.
He's like, I do love you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Interesting, Wow, You're special, You're a wonderful woe breakup. I
love you.

Speaker 5 (01:11:45):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:11:45):
I have a flip to him immediately mean like, I shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Say that, doctor Banana. Do you think that was a breakup?
I love you?

Speaker 5 (01:11:54):
I mean, he's he they can't and she's such a drip.
I don't know. I think he's really really trying to
make fetch happen, but it's not going to happen.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
Listen, So con I ask you something. Did you ever
meet my mom? Because you just sang drip made me
so happy?

Speaker 5 (01:12:15):
Well, I mean, yeah, you taught me.

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
But did you ever meet her?

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
Because I only.

Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
Met her like over the phone. We never met her
in person.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
When she called up when she called in because she
just when she was running to the to adopt Mittens,
and she was like, oh.

Speaker 5 (01:12:29):
My god, this crazy guy had a house full like cash.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
I called in. This is how I got mittens. We
used to record at Meltdown. My phone was plugged in
to the so it rang through to the studio while
we were recording, and I was like because it wasn't
on an airplane mode. And then I was like fuck, but
it was my mom, So I was like, oh fuck,
I can't like because my dad had just died, so
I couldn't like ignore her. I was like, mom, Mom,
And she was never never could you be like, hey,

(01:12:55):
I'm busy. I was like, hey, look I'm doing the podcast.
She's like, oh, this is freak. He had all these cats.
He's a fucking freak weirdo hoarder. He's like I was
on the news, Laurie and I were gonna go see this.
They got this weird We had like forty five fucking cats,
this freak show. Go on, wait to go look at
a cat. We're gonna look at a cat. We go
on to the shelta like and I was like all right,

(01:13:16):
and that was and then it was Middens, how about that?
That's nice, right, That's how I came through well anyway,
because because that's how she became part of the podcast,
she'd never done it before. And then all the listeners
were like, what happened with the cow? Yes, she made
us that's a crazy no drip, Yeah, she has no drip.
And she would give us the real estate updates, like
her listings that she had in a little content. Okay,

(01:13:39):
She's like, well, they've got a great deal for you
on this farm. Okay, so I'm seriously you should come in.
Whitney's married to a real churse. Okay. So then he goes,
I love you, and then they go we love each other,
and she's like, yeah, I want to I want to
be chosen and I want to be chosen. I mean,
what a weird thing. Yes, and it's like they are

(01:14:02):
they they are so so I was curious to see
if she would say yes to Jesse's like ghost key
although she didn't get the skeleton key, she got the
key card.

Speaker 4 (01:14:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
And then he goes, She's somebody I want to spend
every day with. And then she's like, I do love
him and he's also falling hard, but but is he
also in love with someone else? It's and then and
then he's like, oh, oh I said that kind of
fast and then so real something.

Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
Yeah, sometimes you have to say it. Sometimes when you
say it out loud, you're like, I wish I could
put that back in him out.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
We've all done things like that. Brain, We've all done
that betrayed me, had so many times my brain is
in my mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
Do you think this person I sing in her hair
hasaid like her mouth hasn't written cash like checks that
she can't cash like you personally, are you kidding?

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
This mouth that just gets excited and it just starts
fucking talking. You think I haven't been like, hey, listen
when I said I don't know, I said that, and
I'm owning that. I'm crazy. I'm having a mental break.
Could be well, well I can't. Okay, we're gonna take
a quick break. We're gonna say what happens. I want
you to hear what you think the final outcome is.

(01:15:19):
And then we're gonna pick. We're gonna pick review and
post of the week. It's the fantasy sweet time.

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
What is your fantasy television?

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
And we're back, Doctor Banana. You were just saying on
the break about the Jesse Palmer handwriting car Well, I just.

Speaker 5 (01:15:40):
Remember that Brian Sophy said, it's like clearly like a
head cheerleader's handwriting. And they're trying to be like, oh,
Jesse wrote, there's like.

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
A heart with the dott the eye like a heart.

Speaker 5 (01:15:52):
This is Wo's handwriting. It's just stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
This is Jesse. It's from Jesse. This is from Jesse.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
Jesse just I like Paul was just saying, he just
sits in his room thinking what.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
Should I put in the card?

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Am I gonna hi? Oh my god, thank's Jesse.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
Jesse's wife is like he's never he doesn't write cards written.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
I've never Jesse doesn't know how to write. Okay, So
we have the first Rose, no surprise, Lytia of course,
second Rose, no surprise. And I did notice that these
two were happier to see each other when they arrived
at the Rose. Katie, Yeah, so Lydia and Juliana, you
notice that, Katie, Yeah, zoone.

Speaker 6 (01:16:31):
Walked in and she just had like she had like
a mean look on her face, and then they were
like hi.

Speaker 8 (01:16:36):
She goes hi and it felt like very fake.

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
And Forrest yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
I think she's a drip. I think she's a drip.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
And uh well, and the women told all I feel
like they all wanted to talk about her, but they
couldn't because she wasn't there.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Yeah, right, so yeah, I think she's I think she
was a real draft.

Speaker 4 (01:16:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
I don't think anyone liked her.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
So Lytia, then Juliana, and then so Zoe. He gets
cut and we see a preview. His parents are in
the same room. He's freaking out, and his dad says
to him, you are a gem. I know. I love
his dad. I wish his dad well. Addiction is a
terrible thing. Sometimes it takes multiple strikes at rehabit, but

(01:17:16):
people can get it. I hope he does well.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
He seems like a nice man, and he seems to
really love his son.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
I know, least now, and I feel like his mom
seemed very warm towards the dad, like I'm sure everybody's
rooting for. You know, it didn't feel acrimonious between the.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
Two, said that they hadn't been in the same room together, and.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
This sister's so gorgeous. Okay, so what do you think
happens Whitney? Do you want to go first? Birthday girl?
Or do you want to go last?

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
Okay, I'll go first, and I'll just say that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
I think he's going to pick Latia. But I think
he really wants Juliana.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
I think Julian is the one that makes the most
sense that he'll have the best time I'm with. But
he I think he said I love you, and he's
going to go with Letia.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
Okay, And do you think they're still together? I think so, okay,
still get married. No, he'll get together with Juliana in
a few Okay, Paul.

Speaker 4 (01:18:19):
I think he's going to pick Juliana. I really do.
I think that what he's wrestling with he kind of
already knows the answer to, and just stating that he
shouldn't have said I love you too, or he's that
was him talking to himself. You're hurting. You're going to
hurt this woman that you love like.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
A girl you've she's going to be so harmer camp hurt.

Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
But she's going to be I mean, she's going to
find a husband in the next six months. She'll be
pregnant before two years. Litzia is going to have everything
she ever wanted. I hope she's got those big, dazzling, hypnotizing,
flying saucer eyeballs that will be dazzle some.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
Full old dimple smile. Yeah yeah, Okay, Katie, he's.

Speaker 8 (01:19:04):
Gonna choose Juliana.

Speaker 7 (01:19:06):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:19:06):
And they're still.

Speaker 4 (01:19:07):
Together, Okay, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:19:09):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
I feel for Lytia. If that's the case, I do too, And.

Speaker 8 (01:19:12):
I feel bad for her.

Speaker 6 (01:19:13):
And I think if he hadn't immediately regretted saying that
he loved Lydia like he and Juliana would have a
big issue.

Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
Right, that's gonna save his ass. That's the replay button
that's gonna let everything slide with Juliana.

Speaker 8 (01:19:27):
Okay, Alia, realized that you shouldn't have said that.

Speaker 4 (01:19:30):
Doctor, I was thinking about you the whole time we
were dancing.

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
Yeah, doctor, Rosney, A, what do you think?

Speaker 5 (01:19:37):
I think it's Juliana. I hope it's Juliana because I
don't think him and Lydia can make it work. But
can I really quickly ask, did it when she denied
the fantasy suites? But they still went and shared the
night together?

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
Right, I'm glad?

Speaker 5 (01:19:53):
Confusing?

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
Well, I'm glad.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
I think they went talk and they can snuggle and
they had comfortable.

Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
She was basically being like, we're not going to have sex,
but we're going to spend the night.

Speaker 6 (01:20:01):
You can snuggle, and it's time to camera together.

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:20:04):
I was just confused. It felt it was worded weird
to me.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
I I was. I was worried she wasn't gonna go,
which felt like, you have the opportunity to spend eight
hours with somebody with a watching and you can snuggle
up and like hold one another. You know that's nice.

Speaker 5 (01:20:22):
Like I didn't know if they just like met up
the next morning to film. I was like, I'm confused.
I thought she said no, but then they did, so
it makes more sense.

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
I don't think they slept in the same room.

Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
I think they slept in the same No, I don't
even think they slept. I think they spent the whole
time was confusing.

Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
I don't think My My take was that they spent
time together. But the intimacy I think. I think her
agreeing to spend the night in room with him is intimacy.
I think that she interesting and that's why he came back.
He's like, but I did make her breakfast, make her
so I went downstairs and got like and made this
fucking scrambled eggs.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
I think I wasn't winking at you. My eye, my
left eye is really bad. I'm checking on my left eye. Okay,
I think I need to go to the eye doctor. Okay,
we're back. I I I think Lizia's gonna win.

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
Really yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
I think he loves her. I don't know that it's
gonna work. And I think that ABC will be happy
to have Juliana as the bachelorette first.

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
And because of the fact that it isn't happening right away,
there's enough time for her to sort of wrap her
head around being the bachelorette.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
Oh yeah, because we don't have a bachelorette next Yeah,
you're right, Okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
What about when they said that they were like switching
things up for paradise.

Speaker 8 (01:21:45):
We don't know what that means.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
You don't know what that means.

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
I mean they're figuring it out.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
Well, we've WoT the showrunners have now quit? Quit fired quit?

Speaker 5 (01:21:56):
Can I also point out that Latia's dress for her
dinner was crazy?

Speaker 4 (01:22:01):
Yes, yes, you make yes?

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
What was that was that? The crazy?

Speaker 5 (01:22:07):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
Arm it was crazy. It was cut crazy, It.

Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
Was fashioned forward, but in the direction no one else
is headed.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
Yes, yes it was bananas. Well, will you guys first
help me pick our review of the week. Okay, we
have the cutest, we have the cutest. Look at this.
This is so you it's like you know, when you
it's like you can do.

Speaker 4 (01:22:37):
I'm happy to finally get to Katie as.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
One that has all the national parks. But you you
scratch off when you've been somewhere Oka, and so it's like,
but you can get the United States. You can get every.

Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
Part and when you scratch it, then the color colors.

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
Underneath it, and if you feel it, it's really well bordered.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
So you can get the like you can really be
pretty precise in the kind that you've gone to and
so there's a lot of fun things. So if you
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(01:23:20):
But if you win Review of the Week, you can
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as you live in the United States, so you probably
because I know shipping is quite expensive global, so if
you do live somewhere else, maybe just pick somebody that
you know in the United States and have it shipped
to them and then you can figure out how to
get it. Okay, So to that end, here are the

(01:23:41):
three reviews that are in the running. Okay, okay. Number
one So funny, I messed up my imakeup five stars.
Well you know warning, do not try to do your
makeup while listening to the podcast. The most recent episode
with Gareth Reynolds and Jerry Traynor was so funny, I

(01:24:01):
messed up my eyebrows, but jagged eyebrows that make my
coworkers think I'm angry all the time or a small
price to pay for all the joy and laughter that
this podcast brings me. Arden, Katie and Anna are some
of my best friends, even if they don't know it,
and it has been so helpful to visit Grief Island
with my best friends from this pod after my mom

(01:24:22):
died a few years ago. Love this podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
That's a great review, me, that's we have so many
good review we'll be the best listeners. And when all
of our listeners will have to get your album when
it comes out. Yes, here's another one five stars. Best
podcast ever from DHN thirty four Legit tears Running down
my face, funniest bachelor podcast, but also just such great takes.

(01:24:47):
Love the Producers Takes two my absolute favorite podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
I look forward to it every week. Absolutely the best
if you're a Batch fan, even if not, you will
love the chemistry, banter and comedy between Art and the
guests and producers. I can't get enough. Whish there were
two episodes a week, okay, and then here's one final one.
Here's one final email which was so cute. Okay, so

(01:25:16):
this was a review a Canadian podcast review because they
can't do so. If you win, shan't tell Lemer. So
you can email us Arose Podcasts at gmail dot com
if you email, if you win, pick somebody you know
of the US and we'll ship to if you win. Okay,
so here's their review they lifted on Canadian the Canadian
version five stars title Dump Friends. That's for you, doctor Bananail.

Speaker 5 (01:25:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
I knew I found my people when I first heard
Art and in the gang discuss their mutual love of dumps. No,
not photo dumps or bathroom dumps, they garbage dump variety.
I hope that we can all gather on a will
you accept this roads tour bus and visit all the
garbage dumps mentioned on this podcast and search for treasure

(01:26:04):
together hearted a company. Thank you for the treasure that
is this podcast. PS. Never give up on your dreams
of winning a Sleep Crown. I believed I was a
champion and I want a Sleep Crown. If my house
was burning down and I could only save one material possession,
it would be my sleep Crown. Oh no, this has

(01:26:26):
turned into a review for Sleep Crowns. I love you all.
Five star gosh. Okay, wow, I have a dump too.

Speaker 2 (01:26:35):
You know, my dad is a cheap skate or was,
and he decided to like not pay for like garbage pickup.

Speaker 3 (01:26:43):
Yeah, felt the need to like get a pickup drum.

Speaker 2 (01:26:47):
Yes, And I then drove and had to take it
to I love.

Speaker 1 (01:26:52):
And then I met a.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
Girl once and I was and she was like, oh,
I'm from prem I was like, God, that way the dump.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
Is and I said it with such love, and she
was horrible.

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
I love the.

Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
Dump all right, So I'm going to put it between
the dump and the I makeup gown.

Speaker 3 (01:27:06):
Makeups really funny.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
Okay, So, Paul, which do you think.

Speaker 4 (01:27:12):
I'm I'm voting for the I makeup just because it
painted such a picture of my brain that was really enjoyable.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
Okay, Okay, waiting made dump or I make Up dump? Okay, Yeah,
you've missed some of the dump. Miss a lot of dumps.
There's a lot of dump also.

Speaker 4 (01:27:26):
I got to see over the winter break. We were
helping my my mother, my wife's mother clear my wife's
grandmother's house, and so we do went to the dump
a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
I love them.

Speaker 4 (01:27:36):
It was very romantic.

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
I love the dump so fun.

Speaker 4 (01:27:39):
We had a deal where every time we took a
load to the dump, after we unloaded, we would kiss
each other.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
Oh my god, that's so, it's like.

Speaker 4 (01:27:45):
We have to have a nice moment at the dump.
At the dump, and I got to see uh a
sail boat get smashed by uh by like whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
And it's fun. The Crusher's fun.

Speaker 4 (01:27:58):
It was very poetic. Ill no, no.

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
My brother and I watched it at a crush. It's fascinating. Okay,
doctor Banana, I make up her dump.

Speaker 5 (01:28:07):
I gotta go dump because you know I love a dump.

Speaker 1 (01:28:11):
KT money I make up or dump. I wanna go dump. Okay,
dopes win.

Speaker 3 (01:28:17):
Okay, Canadian?

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
Okay, the Canadian, you win. So email us your mailing address.
Chantelle lemeo.

Speaker 5 (01:28:24):
You in.

Speaker 1 (01:28:24):
But we loved the other reviews, so you email us
your mailing address at Roast podcast at gmail dot com.
And I want to also just say one really cute thing.
Our listener, Harriet Hines, heard about me out and made
this for me.

Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
It's amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
Okay, if you hold that for one second, it's amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:28:44):
I love mixed media.

Speaker 1 (01:28:45):
So she said, hey, there, I'm so glad to hear
you like me. I was portrait. Everything red is from
the Southern Living Christmas edition. They can't help themselves with
all the red. Can you believe they had a monogrammed
m bag that was perfect for her caller. Her whiskers
are fishing line I stole from my dad. Her body
is napkins. Her body is napkins and the rest is

(01:29:10):
craft paper.

Speaker 3 (01:29:11):
She did such a beautiful time. You need to take
a picture of this and put it on the I.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
Gotta put it on right now. If you post her,
you can tag me on a Instagram at Hattie Hines
h A T T I E H I N E
S and so our listeners can be directed there. If
I know anybody personally, maybe Katie is interested in a portrait,
you can introduce me through email.

Speaker 3 (01:29:33):
So you need to introduce me.

Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
Yeah, okay, So we have a Whitney and a Katie
that are gonna want portraits for sure from Hattie Hines.

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
Amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
Yeah, isn't that so cool? So I'll do a little
email with you guys, and then anybody else can DM
her at Hattie Hines.

Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
It's so great.

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
Look at it. It's so great.

Speaker 5 (01:29:53):
I want to see I want to see. Oh my god,
that's so fun.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
Again, you were here last week. Isn't it so great?

Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
Love that you mentioned it and she had the heart
she because I had a heart spot.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
Yeah, isn't that so great?

Speaker 5 (01:30:09):
I do love that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
It looks like meow.

Speaker 4 (01:30:12):
That's a friend of meow, you know, Meow and I
became pals. Yes, And it's just a very loving tribute.
It really is.

Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
I have another, my little friend June Kat McCall you
can also you can also she so this hatie heard
me talking about my friend. June was painting me a
portrait which I'll show you, which is also great. So
there's all these talented people. It's so great. I'll show
you that. Yeah, this this is a loving This is
Meow right here.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
It's so it's so caring.

Speaker 1 (01:30:41):
And then there's me out right there. Okay, so here
we go our final thing to give away post of
the week. You get your own sleep Crown and if
you want, you want to go to sleep crown dot com.
Back slash w y a t R code Lama twenty five.

Speaker 4 (01:30:58):
Okay, I love it. I love my sleep agree.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
Mary Lynne texted me this week and she was like,
I cannot thank you enough. She's like, I'm obsessed with it.
I you you're obsessed.

Speaker 5 (01:31:08):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:31:09):
I have multiple of them. I adore though.

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
I when Mitten's goes batshit in the middle of the night.
I'm like, where's my sleep crown? Like I bring with
me everywhere and I've been everywhere on my dates everywhere. Okay,
here we go. She's gonna get some Okay, okay, okay,
here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
Okay. Number one this is from Rachel at racheld Lynne
twenty using Zach Season as your pillar for Fantasy Suite,
just like having Gary be your standard for Golden Bachelor.
Not the best advice to draw from.

Speaker 5 (01:31:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
Number two, Rachel did Jesse run out of old timey
keys for the fantasy suits as the last girl's got
a key card? Thrifty Green twenty twenty Zoe's resting face
as Grant compliments her as giving distant rich aunt who
wants you left out of the family will. Okay, this

(01:32:06):
is this actually made it onto Bachelor miled. This is
from Maya Glickman. I'm sorry, Maya Gidelman. I can't unsee
Juliana as Gabby and Rachel's love child. She looks just
on she looks just like.

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
So there there's two bachelorettes and she looks just look
at that, Katie, have you seen that?

Speaker 1 (01:32:27):
Is crazy?

Speaker 5 (01:32:29):
Got screenshotted and put on Bachelor Windmill on Instagram, which
is like a big meme site about the Bachelor stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
That's cool, okay. And then here this is from Shandy
Davis at Diet dot Grog. As someone who is sweating
even thinking about the humidity of the d R, I'd
like to have a few words with whoever is styling
Grant to look like the Jordan Peel meme. Okay, okay,
this is Pattie Hines, our girl who made the meau art.

(01:33:00):
There are many reasons for a white Lotus crossover, but
number one is getting everyone on some Laura's a pam
oh wow wow, yes okay, and then Laura Lissiex said,
I think one of Latia's moms crusade the top of
her dress to remind Grant that she may never want
to get late. It's just crazy. Okay, all right? What

(01:33:25):
are your top two favorites? I liked, I liked rich Aunt, Yes, yes,
and then I guess we could do the photo. Do
we want to do the photo? What do you think?
But yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:33:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:33:38):
Or is there another one that made you guys laugh more?
Jordan Peel, I love the idea of white Lotus.

Speaker 4 (01:33:43):
The white Lotus one, just because obviously it's for ABC.
You can never have a drugs episode, Okay, just making
them all do drugs and then see what happens.

Speaker 1 (01:33:50):
Okay, how do you say that drug laza laza pam.

Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
Okay, it's the joke because they're all so sorry because
they're all so stress styleth that they need it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:02):
They're only on vacation in the palms and like, yeah,
they just need to be relaxed.

Speaker 4 (01:34:08):
They need to be chemically relaxed, because we'd love to
see any other parties.

Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
They're all so stressed out. They were too stressed out
to do yoga, they were too stressed out to go
on the zipples, they were too stressed out to do anything. Okay,
here we go. There are many reasons for a white
Okay number one from Hattie Hines. There are many reasons
for a white Lotus crossover, but number one is getting
everyone some lrazapam or uh thrifty green twenty twenty. Zoe's

(01:34:34):
Resting Faces grant compliments her as giving distant rich aunt
who wants you left out of the family, well distant
enriched aunt or white lotus whitney.

Speaker 3 (01:34:44):
Aunt.

Speaker 4 (01:34:45):
Yeah, distant rich aunt.

Speaker 1 (01:34:47):
Okay, go on my girl, thrifty Green. You did it.
You want yourself a sleeve crown? Email us your mailie
addressed at roaspodcast at gmail dot com. Zoe's resting faces
great a couple of months? Or is giving this arige aunt?
Who wants to left out of the family? Well, Doctor Banana.
Tell everybody how they can participate in the final one
of the season next week.

Speaker 5 (01:35:07):
You can tweet at me at Anna Hosting on Twitter,
or you can threads me at Money Moves, host Meer
or dm me on Instagram at money Moves Hostia.

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
All right, and remember on Twitter to put hashtag w
y ats Okay birthday girl.

Speaker 1 (01:35:26):
Is there anything you would like to promote? I don't
have anything. Okay, great, Paul, what would you like to promote?

Speaker 4 (01:35:33):
I'm gonna be on the road coming up next next weekend.
I'll be up in northern California through Bishop and Tahoe.

Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
Heck yeah wow.

Speaker 4 (01:35:41):
So if you're in that area, I would love if
you would come out. Or I'm going to be up
in Humbolt County next month, so I'll be I'm around
you're in northern California, drive.

Speaker 1 (01:35:50):
Over for sure. Drive. I literally cannot tell you how
fucking funny Paul. Paul is so funny in person, you
do great crowd you meet each show, so like personable
to like that, like it's precise to that room that night,
that group of people.

Speaker 4 (01:36:10):
I try.

Speaker 1 (01:36:12):
No, you're so funny, You're so good, And I just
want to say my first Gemstones is this Sunday after
wayloadus and Paul helped me learn every line that I
did in every episode and it's so fun.

Speaker 4 (01:36:29):
You're so funny. Art is such a funny actor. I
am so excited for everyone to get to watch this
because it's I mean, she's a killer.

Speaker 1 (01:36:39):
Okay, So here's all you need to know, because I
have a lot of friends who are like, oh do
I need to watch? Look, just fucking start if you
could watch the one that's up now, episode two that
I think that really sets it up. But all you
need to know is it's sort of like a comedy
version of Succession, where there's like three nepo babies and
the main the company is like this megachurch and the mother,

(01:37:00):
who is sort of the moral compass, has passed away,
and the dad is John Goodman, the patriarch and he
has not dated since the mom died. He's been sort
of in mourning and Mega Malalley has shown up in
the last episode. And she was an old friend of
his deceased wife who was the singer. And that's all.
She was like a friend of the family. That's all

(01:37:21):
you need to know. And so I will not say anymore.
But like you know, he hasn't dated. She's the first
love interest. They just kissed and and this is a
very rich family. That's all you need to know. And
I'm coming in the next episode and then I'll be
in the rest of the season. So and my outfits
are so fun and it's right after White Lowdos. Just

(01:37:43):
fucking watch it. Just watch it. Just watch for the
hair and makeup alone, Okay, nails and the nails. I've
got gems on. I'm very real housewife of Charleston. I
mean the hair extensions, the nails, the tan, the lashes,
all of it, the southern accent, just get it. I
mean it's so good and I had the best also,
just no, sincerely, look, some jobs people are dickheads. Everyone

(01:38:07):
was so fun and so welcoming. If you love Walton
Goggins on White Lotus, he plays a character named Uncle
Baby Billy in a White.

Speaker 5 (01:38:14):
Way legendary character dude.

Speaker 2 (01:38:16):
And this last episode where they showed him full frontal
and he had like he would be all old man balls.

Speaker 1 (01:38:21):
They had a body double.

Speaker 4 (01:38:22):
I was gonna say, there's no way those.

Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
No, those are not those him. They had a body double.
I had, like Drewpy old man balls. They did that
on purpose.

Speaker 3 (01:38:28):
Yeah, they have had so many micro penis.

Speaker 1 (01:38:32):
They love well.

Speaker 2 (01:38:33):
They initially cast it like a gray pubed micro penis
for him, but then they switched. If I recall, I
could be rot, but I believe it was initially written
like that.

Speaker 3 (01:38:41):
And I remember you telling me this.

Speaker 1 (01:38:43):
So funny and he's so great and so anyway, Okay,
KT money, what would you like to promote?

Speaker 6 (01:38:49):
I am KT Undersquare money on Instagram and I always
please go to your local shelter and adoptor foster a dog,
especially if you're in LA. The shelters are getting full
of Yes, yes, they need faster, they desperate.

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
We need fosters and banana. Are you available to start
Patreon with me this week?

Speaker 5 (01:39:05):
Next week, next week, Yes, we gotta do it.

Speaker 8 (01:39:09):
Let's go back on it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:10):
We'll do like we'll do like one or two on
like the does overall of what was Southern Charm, and
then we'll go to Summerhouse.

Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
Because it's I think that they have them going so
quickly because there's the Craig.

Speaker 1 (01:39:24):
The Craig page. Yeah, okay, Banana, what would you like
to promote?

Speaker 5 (01:39:29):
I'm just at money Moves host me on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:39:31):
Well, what a season, Paul, thank you for coming back.
You are so well. I'm so glad you're a part
of it.

Speaker 4 (01:39:37):
I'm so welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
People's princess birthday Queen, Happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:39:43):
I'm so honored you spent it with us. I love you.
You're such and the crowd loves you, Our listeners love
you nice and so everybody at home say happy birthday.

Speaker 5 (01:39:54):
Midday.

Speaker 1 (01:39:55):
Okay, until next time. My name is Ard. I think
you so much.

Speaker 7 (01:39:58):
Goodbye. Oh yeah, we're gonna get all up in your tonight.

Speaker 5 (01:40:05):
It feels so good.

Speaker 1 (01:40:08):
I just got one little question, fret.

Speaker 7 (01:40:11):
When you accept this roll? Would you reaccept this roll?
Listen to your word? Would never accept this rolls.

Speaker 1 (01:40:31):
In to your world? Will you accept this? Roses a
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