"GIRL YOU EFFED HIM IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE!!" w/ Mary Lynn Rajskub and Doug Benson

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio, Doug.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Why does your head need to be extra holding for
you high?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
I know it's just you know, it's very last year
this night.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
I like doing this with you guys. You know, it's fun.
It's fun because I feel like I feel like I've
known both of you a wild high, and I feel
closer to both of you because of this by a lot.
Like I feel like we're like out.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
You know what I mean, because of sharing this story.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
No, no, but we're here on the podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I feel like you've, like the regular hangs have been
really nice because I really I've got to know you guys,
because I've always liked you.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Hello, look good.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Another episode of Weeks Off, the story is My name
is Armory, come to you from my bougie garage in
Los Angeles. You guys, can I just say I'm sure.
I think this is a really fun season. I think
it's the best season of the Bachelor. I don't know
about the Bachelorette, but I feel like this is my
favorite season of the Bachelor to talk about that I
ever watched personally. I don't know if this is how

(01:02):
you're feeling let me introduce my guests. There's a galace,
Am I right? You have a new show out on Netflix.
Tell the people about your new show. What's it call?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
It's called North of North. We filmed it in the
Canadian Arctic. It's about this Inuit town and a lady
trying to break out of her wife, and a mother
trying to break out of her small life and become
more independent. I play the white lady in the series.
I'm very excited about it.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
I've also played white ladies before a series. I'm really
good at it. They're like, who's the whitest lady is?
But Tunia and I are for the two whitest.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Ladies, I can say. My son I said, well, first,
I said, do you mind if I'm in the Arctic
for three months? He's like, no, do you want to
think about that for a few seconds. So do you
think I can play a Karen type? Yes, think about
that for a couple of minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
It's so many Karens. Ladies and gentlemen. You know her
from twenty four. She's also an incredible stand up and
she's touring all the time, and we love her so much.
Ladies and gentlemen. Miss Marilynn Rice car Re. I'm impressed
by hammer stand up you're doing.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, you know, I like it. It's therapy. Yeah, it's
like free therapy. It helps me all.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I want to talk to you afterwards about Okay, ladies
and gentlemen. Can I just say you did? You broke
down draft picks with us? You were terribly by the word,
your sketch fest.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
All the ones I picked her, just doing terribly well.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Here you're listener's you know him. He's also a brilliant
stand up. You know him as the host of Doug
Loves Movies. You know him as the host of Getting
Doug with High. You know him as the host of
White World of Dougs, Ladies and Gentlemen, our friend, the
captain of the podcast.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Doug Benson Ladies.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
I feel like you need a title. Do you need
a title?

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Temptress of the podcast?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
You want to be the tempress?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
You can.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
You're the podcast. Yeah, you're the podcast temptress.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
That would be good for me to go into twenty
twenty five thinking of myself as a tempt I think
that you are the tempt practice being a tempts you're on.
I'm not going to leave my house and I'm just
going to look out the window and hope that the
love of my life finds me.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
I like that. Well, we could talk about dating, tempting.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
And could I find them out putting any effort in.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
I've put some effort lately.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
I know. I'm very impressed.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Very separate dates last week. That's amazing, dude, crazy, I'm tired.
I think I know I need what if you and
I figured I slept with all of them, just the
first date with ever some author? Can you like, yeah,
I got pregnant. I've got their triplets from three different updates,

(03:43):
a tale of three updates. I'll look at the head nods.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
That's really good to go on that many.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
You know what. I will say this, you get clear.
I've never done that before, and I was aware that
if I'd done this with my most recent X person,
I don't think he would have gotten through if I
had gone on three in a week.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
This is really good.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
I think the comparison of just seeing what's out there,
I don't think he would have made it to round three.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
You're doing really good.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Thanks man. Nothing against him, but like not a match,
you know, yes, also with us in person a lady
in a really nice sweatshirt. A lady who noticed that
I had a cat dish in my driveway, so she
knew that there was another. First thing, there's another. I
think I might be feeding a neighborhood cat, but it's
black and white and it looks like mitten to me out.

(04:30):
She is the lover of all animals and the reason
that we are here today. She greenlit the series nine
years ago, Ladies and Gentlemen KT Money KT Money Levine
nine years nine years I was actually looking through old
photographs and I saw it was a somebody's birthday and Paget,

(04:50):
You're on, and Jerry's on, and Rob Benedict's on, and
Paget is on and it's on a zoom and Paget
sent us all like moo moos from and there's pictures
and Jerry has on like a fez hat and like
a scarferro on his neck.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yeah, and she also sent us robes. We all had
robes and swimsuits at one I feel like you.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Got, I feel like you got like a pimp sweatsuit.
We got swimsuit.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
And the one time she sent us emergency backpack, so
we all have an emergency still.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
In my it's still in my car.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
Didn't you really have mine as well? It's actually very needed, okay, coming.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
To us from New York, nodding knowingly about the three
dates and the app situation. Ladies and gentlemen, Doctor the
wind beneath my wings, Doctor Hannah Montana, Arianna Rosanna, Rosanna,
Dana Mitten's me Ireen jose Mey Levine. Welcome to the program,
doctor Banana.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
Thank you excited to be here?

Speaker 1 (05:44):
May I may I say that you've also been on
some updates recently?

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (05:51):
And do you get nervous, like do you have a
set set of outfits? No, you don't get nervous, don't.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
I'm I have no thoughts like go in just winging it?

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Can we do? You should do it?

Speaker 5 (06:03):
I don't plan it all. I just show up and
I go like, hey, hi, Amana, how are you nice
to meet? Go from there?

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Can we hear just the general broadstrokes of the worst,
like the two second version of the worst one you've
ever had?

Speaker 5 (06:15):
Also?

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Can you throw in there? Where? And what type of
time of day you're meeting people?

Speaker 5 (06:21):
Usually at night? I don't during the day. Drinks, yeah,
drinks or dinner. I don't really, cause I'm like at
working all day and I can't like.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
What's the one that was there?

Speaker 6 (06:31):
Ever?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
One that you showed up and you were like, oh.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Fuck, yes, well they were just it's usually I can
get along with anyone, but like the really boring ones,
I just if they if I can't even like get
a conversation for like, I have to get out of here.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
How do you wrap it up? And then we'll say
how do you wrap it up?

Speaker 5 (06:49):
I just say I gotta go do some work.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
And what happens if somebody wants a second date and
you're like, eh, do do you just? What do you say?

Speaker 5 (06:56):
I just like, you know, just like kind of hold off.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Right right, interest, right, Okay, great, Well here we are. Okay,
here we are. Everybody, we are, here, we are. We've
been down the data. Now do you all love this season?
Like I love this season?

Speaker 7 (07:11):
Doug?

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Are you loving it because you came in early? I
think this is a really fun season.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
It's better than it's it's a better one.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
It's a better one, better.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
It's more likable. But he's but we've hit this wall
again where like he had zero fun with any of
the women last night, So you don't get to see
what he's like as a fun person. He was just
having to have serious conversations.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
And I think the two one on one dates were
producer picks. And I think I'm just gonna say, but
I'm gonna throw this out. I think he does not
I think he does not want to be with a lawyer.
He's he's very put off. Although it is ironic that
Litia is a venture capitalist or something like she has
a real job. Litia has like a real job that

(07:56):
has never discussed, but like he's really threatened by Dina
being a corporate lawyer. But she keeps to herself on
Ice Queen, which is not great. I know she's gotta
stop saying that I.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Will melt for the right person.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
And then I felt like I felt like Seraphine is adorable.
I did like the I didn't want to kiss because
my mom was watching.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
That was really cute.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
I wasn't sure that he was super indera, but but
I felt like she's a lovely gallon the produc.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
I do like you and I we are.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
I felt like the producers wanted him to keep her.
What do you think, Anna, I.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
Mean, yeah, I mean she I could see the connection,
but she definitely is like a fire starter, so could make.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Sense Seraphine is a fire starter.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
Yeah, remember when she said Zoe's dress was social spiral.
Zoe's so hard, right right right, right, right right right, Okay, yeah,
I forgot.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
I thought was just like a nice point zero same same.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
So here we are. We're starting out when we see
Rose with the preview of Rose spinning out of the
couch going you back. She's a mess. I'm sorry that voice,
and that's like she was in a horror movie. She

(09:20):
could be the garudge. She is the garage dude.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
That doesn't sound like a person who's sad. That sounds
like a person.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
I'm gonna make you a sconce out of your face.
So then she so then so then we see the
remnants of a bad prom like hangover, hangover, the prom
prom going gone wild. They're like, prom was not promming.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
And problem was prommingau prom is back? Yeah, pro prom,
but it also didn't prom.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Did you go to your prom?

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:58):
It was like I the ping pong table at the
Driscoll set.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Well, see that's again that is carried throughout your life.
This is why you're going on three days? Thank you.
I just had awkward, weird like with the guy who
wanted to be with me, I didn't want to be
with him.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yes, And that's the thing. My friend recently was like
she had a realization that a lot of the guys
she's dated she didn't actually want to date, and now
she's only going out people that she wants to date.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Smart.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, did you get a prom?

Speaker 5 (10:24):
Doug?

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Who is your prom date?

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Some girl?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Did you try hump under the ping pong tables? Says no?

Speaker 3 (10:30):
But it became like a We had a junior prom
at my high school, and then my girlfriends were always
a year or two younger than me. Yes, so I
went to like five or six junior and senior proms.
Of course, you know period.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Of time you've always been a good boyfriend, is what
you're saying.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
I guess, wow, you're well.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
It was a very required prom, like the school I
went to, it felt like everyone felt like they had
to go.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
I think, production team, did you guys go to the prom?
I hate a my prom dress.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
For the record, I w Yeah, we had a junior
and a senior promto so we had two and I
only yeah, I only went to the two.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
I think I can't remember now, So then okay, promise proming.
So Carolina threw Rose under the bus last night. So
there's I love every year. Jesse's like, there's no dates
today is because Greg is not in l A. So
they go to Madrid. The budget's back. They went to Madrid,

(11:31):
budgets back. It's a shorter season, but they went. I
feel like they had Mario like they are having like
slightly bigger budgets. Yeah, they went. They're like, we you
have more money. You're right. They cancel Bachelorette, so they
gave it.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Well, this might have been finished by the time they
came up with the idea to cancel Bachelorette.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
Yes, can I just say really quickly. They also had
a Cardi b song playing, which I they're spending money,
They're spending money.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
I notice that.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah, there's really good music this season, which is is wild.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
I know, I like it like that is that it
was like it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
Also, can I just say, when uh, Jesse comes in
and goes your flight leaves in an hour, I'm.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Like, you know, fl flight is gone, like.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
Getting to La International, you should have been there four
hours ago.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Literally I thought the same thing. I was like that's
a shoke.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Your flight an hour and your ladies get packed, get
all the way to l A.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
You make it to Tom Bradley getting.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
No get there packing like they're having fun. They're like
jumping up and down and dancing around while they're packing.
They're not backing. My holy fuck, we gotta.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Get get on the LA Exit shuttle, get on some
l get.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
It's such a ship show trying to just get around.
It's such a hell to give to Tom Bradley. There's
shortcut today.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Not a nice place.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
I was just on the Detroit Airport.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
I was like, Oh, that's a great that's a great airport.
That's a great airport.

Speaker 5 (13:06):
How in La X are we because.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
The train has that train?

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Yeah, well something he's gonna have the people mover. But
it just takes you to the middle, like if you like,
there was one time we were on it had interior
trains indoor. Like one time we were we had to
go to like terminal four or something, and the traffic
was so bad. We were in the little shop parking
shuttle and we were like, just let us off here,
and we fucking ran and we made.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
It faster than the shuttle. Then wow, because it's so slow.
So the thing was leaving in an hour. And so
they get to Madrid and and so he starts shooting
hoops with Jesse. I'm loving Jesse. He's looking real hungover,
he's had a bunch of sangria.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
They don't show him actually shooting it. They just show
the net going.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah, he was like a real kind of like he
also was a newborn baby. So he's like away for
the weekend. He's just pounding wine. But the producers and
he's like, so tell me, man, how's your sp But like,
I love jessin now he's won me over, and let's.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Go to an outdoor, nondescript basketball It could be anywhere.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
It could be literally in Calabasas, it could be anywhere.
And so the first person who gets the date is Dina.
She's like, I wish I wore a better outfit. She's
in the sexiest little dress. I'm like, what's it?

Speaker 2 (14:19):
I could have done better?

Speaker 1 (14:23):
From that?

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Knowing that, she goes, you look great, and she's like,
I could have done better.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
It was so she's like, I normally I don't show emotions,
like today I'm gonna show emotions. First, they have to
play soccer. They like plant like English speaking children, you know,
like we're in.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
The middle of and stop touching that child.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Because they're trying to make She's like, I better look
maternal because I'm a lawyer. I don't want to scare
him with my child. I'm gonna hug this strange boy.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
He doesn't want your hug lady.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
And so then and she's trying to be soft. You
could tell she was like, I'm trying to be soft
and and she's like normally. Oh. Then they start dancing,
and the guy dancing with her starts like whispering in
her ear, like horny, and she's like, I don't know
what he was saying to me, but he was like
into it. The guy, yeah, she said, I think he was.

(15:16):
But she kept saying to him like normally I'm an
ice queen. I'm like, okay, well that means you are
an ice cream. That's how you don't don't tell people.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
I think it could be that she as someone I
have resting bitch face, yeah, and it fucking sucks, like
I just have it, like I'll just be fine and
people will be like, what's wrong and I'm like, no thing.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
And so maybe she has resting bitch face.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Maybe she she says, like she has trouble opening up,
so maybe people in.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
The past have told her that she's kind of closed
off in Icy. She should phrase it differently.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Yeah, she should.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
She should say like, oh yeah, because Sara Fina the
same thing where she's like, I've been told in my
really like so both of and also Zoey. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
So it was confusing now because with Dina she also
said you're grant you gotta let your partner help you.
But then she's like, I'm a giver, but I'm an
ice queen.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
It's like so basically, so they go.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
She challenges me, like, I don't know what he's really want.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
To be a man. He's really threatened by the fact
that he's, like everyone comes from their drama he has.
He wanted to save his mom, Like is that sorry?

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Before we get off the point of is that why
she keeps saying ice queen is because she's presenting as
not a damsel in distress.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
I think because she's like maybe a badass lawyer. I'm
probably really good at her job. And maybe maybe you
know she is from a house of one of thirty.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
She may well have been saying grant, it's okay to
have a woman who does things.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, well I think she did. He fucking loves helping
the women.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
He loves much.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
I personally don't like that. I think I hear that
a woman really attractive. No, no, I think they shoul apologizes.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
It feels incredibly dated that he is clearly threatened that
she's successful dependent. I've never dated somebody with like and
yet they never talked about that. Latia has a good job.
A lot of these women seem very independent, it's sufficient.
But he's very thad that she's a lawyer something, and

(17:25):
like that she has a lot of money. He's like,
I want to be the provider. It sounds like he
wants to stay at home wife. I don't like that. Agree.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
My storyline in life is that I act like I
want to be taken care of. I'm like, please take
care of me, and then I'm just the boss always.
But I'm like, interesting, I would like to be the lady.
And then it's just like that's interesting, here's ten grand
get out of here, leave me alone. I'm like realizing
after years, I'm like, oh, I'm Hugh Hefner, like I'm not.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Here's ten grand, get out of here.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
I'm done with you. Yeah, I don't know. I don't
know you.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Haner in the past. I'm trying not to be Hugh
Heffner because it's almost like Gus boring to be huge.
IM like, I'm trying to not be.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
I don't want to be. Please care of Doug. Talk
to us, We take care of Doug. Will you take
us to junior party? We can we go to top
of her prom, Doug.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
There's so much going on here right now. I've got
so many thoughts.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Let's hear it.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Well, it's just uh, it's just been such an interesting
let's to hold. Uh. You know, Dina was one of
my I think I picked her for a villain or
a ship starter. It's mostly based off of just a
combo of her photo and and her being villain.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
You actually didn't pick her. I didn't pick her. I
picked you had Parisa as the Carolina as the first started.
I was correct, correct on that.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
But Dina has become the villain in waiting because uh,
Dina's got Carolina's back.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah, but then she's gonna but then she's getting out
of it.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
But she's back in a can't wait for her to
just be gone.

Speaker 6 (19:01):
I'll pretend to support see.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
The villain of that that I see you, No, I
know you seem to thank you for I.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Know I was last year that guy Thomas to he
like the Thomas was like I like that shirt, Bros.
And its colored like that. Thomas was a villain in
waiting to be Uh, keeping the main thing the main thing? Guy?

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Do you think that maybe the whole Devin thing is
why another reason to pause the.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
That version of the show, which is not fair.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Because I think what's his name? Jesse said?

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (19:39):
A quote from him came out saying, when that show
comes back, it will be with many changes, but I
won't tell you what those changes are. So to me,
that sounds standards. Yeah, new levels. I mean, if they're
supposedly doing it all along, but now they've got to
maybe step it.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Up, and I didn't they hired dose.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Maybe the background check will be like in the first episode,
you'll follow a group of potentials being checked. Maybe you
get to watch them get kicked out in real time.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
When did Jesse say that?

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Just very recently, like today or yesterday or something? Intrigued
because there's a ton of speculation now about you know.
But also the ratings were I think it's the low
The last one was like the lowest rated bachelorette ever,
so that maybe a lot of people think they just
want to, you know, try something else.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
And still versions of the lower rated is that how it's.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Well also, but it's but it's been unfair from jump
because the the one with the man is always in
a better time of your TV watching. Wise, they'll they'll
do that in the him in the spring or winter spring,
and then they do Bachelorette in the summer where nobody's watching.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yes, quick question, Yes, and this is just a historical query. Yeah,
the bachelors start out as the batchelor yet.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Get it started on multiple seasons of just the Battle,
and in the beginning they would find rich guys. Yeah,
it was like Firestone, Okay, he was he was sort
of the king.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Then Jerry O'Connell's brother.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Jerry O'Connell's brother, who times are changing, times are changing.
Then we have Jesse was one. Ye, so they would
get like athletes or rich guys or whatever like to
come in.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Yeah, it became more of a thing as it went along,
having a failure on one show.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
The other it was around the time, also like who
wants to marry a millionaire? Like sort of like and
like the swan like late, like is your Cinderella story.
Here's a rich bachelor on this one Joe millionaire, Joe millionaire.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
A millionaire matchmakers a multi millionaire?

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yeah, and then he was not and he was.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Wasn't a multi restraining order training order?

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Who was to marry a restraining order? So they go
and they wish they do wishes on the this alleyway.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Dina goes, oh, that's this is cheesy and corny or childish,
or she goes, this is corny and cute. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
I mean maybe that's why people call you the ice
Queen because you're kind of ice bull, Like why can't
you just be like, oh, how fun? Yeah, because you
are icy. Yeah, She's like, you know, and they're both
wishing for a lot of positive animals.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
They're wishing for the the same thing and a lot
of TV show lots of She gagged as she was
saying that, you know what, I thought that.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
Whole secret Does it ever rain there?

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yes, because because.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Pieces of paper that looked like they've never been rained
on and it is outside.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
That was the next day when they went to that
body job.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
It was so what happens to people's notes, They probably
just kind of dry constantly pulling some down dude ones.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
So then they're like, you know, we're going in the rowboat.
He'd never rowed. You could see he was embarrassed. He
was like, I don't, I know't.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Oh, by the way, quick about Dina. Did you know
she had the jacket over the show.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
And she played soccer the whole time like that.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
For the look of it, I kept looking.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
At him like, either you're not gonna take that off,
or you're not gonna put your arms. I'm gonna play
soccer with it over the like a cape, like a cake,
doctor Banana. Would you play soccer with your jacket cape?

Speaker 5 (23:26):
No? If that made no sense, I did so can
I just really quickly positive that she's an ice queen
because she's a child of Romanian immigrants. Oh, she's an
ice queen because she's Eastern European. I'm sorry, but it's
very true. I think, Oh, okay, and that's where it
comes from where she's like, I am so used to
being serious and intense because I'm the child of like,

(23:47):
you know, twelve kids and apparently twelve dogs, which she
casually mentioned last week.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
She's just like, yes, there's a generalization that's of females
that you can see in this episode, like when the
donkeys so cute, Like there's a way you're supposed to
act as a female, like it's maternal. You know, had
to grab the kid and show that she could she
could kiss, and you have to cru over things on

(24:14):
her cape cart.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
This is a very baby mommy focused. This is a
mommy season he wants. He's like, it's kind of insane.
He and you have to be very mommy focused. Yeah,
and kind of down to earth, although he does like it, Carolina,
but it seems like he likes a slightly more natural
and like the mommy. The mommy. He wants warm, a

(24:36):
warm mommy. I mean, nobody ever told him they loved him,
Nobody have a hug though. You know the guy, it
comes by it honestly. You know, he wants family and warm,
something he's craved and didn't have, So like you know,
it comes by it honestly, but it's intense. I have
a question, yes, Doug Benson, Yes.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Okay, so is my memory failing me or did he
wasn't that scared to jo off the stratosphere of Vegis
and then now he's scared to jump off the bridge, and.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
He wanted to. He was with Carolina and he didn't
want to be a Seraphina. Also it was pouring rain.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
I think he really wanted more dangerous.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
I think he really wanted to be with Seraphena. I
mean with Carolina. So it's like I think.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
That, and she wasn't scared really no, So he was
just like, okay, well just go.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
And I think he was super horny for her, Like
he was super because she was like she grinded him
on stage the week before and his hot as all
get out. So he was like, yeah, like here we go, whatever,
whatever you want. Whatever you want, baby.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Girl, Like we're just gonna shake down.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
She's gonna she's gonna sabotage herself next week when she goes.
I guess I'm just the theon, like she's going to
she might self eliminate at some point. Okay, so then
so then uh so he can't row. She's like, it's
hard for me not to help you. He's like, but
I want to be the provider. And it's like, Okay,
there's a lot of like it's like, you know, I'm

(26:01):
a giver. I do like to take care of a person.
She's like, but you should put yourself first. I'm a giver.
I give, just like okay, Like what feels like maybe
this isn't the right combomb.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Yeah, they're tried too hard to like make it, make
it work, especially her because he's got other options.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
I don't think it's a match, she said.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
She challenges me, like yeah, because because she has a job.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
I don't understand, because she's like got money, Like, I
don't get it.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Some guys like literally can't deal with women who don't
need them.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
I trust me as a woman.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Dating is that what's the challenge? What's he's saying?

Speaker 4 (26:38):
He wants someone who needs I mean he's probably he
hasn't It sounds like he hasn't dated really seriously, and
he probably goes for girls that are like like can
you do this for me? Like maybe that's what he
goes for and these women are not like that, and
so like like I have friends that that's the type
of girl they go for.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
And then they wait why I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Well, that's a whole genre of women. Yeah, and like
coming up in comedy and going to art school. I
don't I never like every time I meet somebody or
you're like, what what do you mean? Like every once
in a blue moon, I'll meet the woman that's like,
oh no, they buy you this, Like if that really
operates on even liked.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
I was friends with guy.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
We were just friends, but I remember we were going
to like a Clippers game or something, and I was
meeting him at his place and I parked and then
I like walked up and a call him. I was like, oh,
I'm outside, and he comes out.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
And he's like, oh, where's your car? And I was like, oh,
I already parked. He goes, you don't need help parking?

Speaker 4 (27:35):
And I went you and he goes, wait what and
he's like and I was like, what do you mean.
He's like, oh, every like like he goes every girl
I've ever met, like she can't park and I have
to come down and park her car.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
And I was like, that's a kill, say parallel park.
I don't know. He was like shocked.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
He was like I can't believe, like you knew where
to park and how to park and I was like,
what the are.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
You talking about?

Speaker 1 (27:53):
It's not what I've ever I'm an adult. I mean, look,
you guys are on my friends. So I also like,
we're we're all birds of a feather here. Whenever I'm
around that, I'm like, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Similarly, I have dated, briefly a guy who was so
beaten down by women that he'd go, oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
I'm like, yeah, you didn't do anything.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Yeah, because they're supposed to know how to to park
for her or whatever that.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Have you ever been scolded by a lady, Doug, I.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Think, so, okay, at least it's not any of the
ones present.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
No, and you're you know, you're sweet girl. Now we
love her. So she's like, she's like, well, I give
too much. I guess I have to be pushed. And
he's really rattled.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
He's like, you know, do you give too much this
codeword for control.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Yeah, I mean I give so much that.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
She also then I will say, like again, if this
is a guy that's threatened by that her freezing him.
She goes, I've been very regimented in the past. I'm
a control freak. I'm a drill sergeist.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
She did say that.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Who don't call I wouldn't want.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
To, and he kind of laughs and she goes, oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Whatever, they're making funny noises.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
I'm describe it, drill sergeant.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
She's like, I'm and he's like, yeah, me too.

Speaker 8 (29:10):
I'm literally not saying anything regimen.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Did they do that? Did they do that? They did? Really?
I miss that.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Because she she didn't have the words for us, so
she's like, she's.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
That's crazy, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
But she did this with her hand, like she's very
specific with the hand. But the mouse does don't want
to do.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
The gunfire of a drill sergeant put like.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
I'm like, I'm like, doctor Burnana, do guys are you guys?
I'm like, I'm like that.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
I like that mule in there that we were just
rode on.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Which I'm like, did they add that in afterwards? Because
that was a really guessy mule.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Yeah, maybe they added some, but the one was one
of the ladies was talking about how bad it smelled.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
So incredible, I guess I think, Doctor Banana, do you guys?
Do you think guys get intimidated that you're so put together?

Speaker 5 (30:07):
I mean, I don't know if I'm put together, but yeah,
I do sometimes feel.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
You're put together? Dude, you're doctor babe my career wise, but.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
I bet you knew where to park and how to
do it.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
You could park, Yeah, I do.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
I definitely can't park. Yes, okay, that's actual.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
If you're shit together, you know about investments and you
work and oh.

Speaker 5 (30:27):
That's what you went by. I thought you were like
physically put together. I'm like, sometimes I am dragging ass.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
You, but you always look cute. You got your little
cute Yeah okay, No, I mean that your life is
put together.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Sure, yeah, yeah, that's a hard guess.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
You are put I mean, you're for sure put together.
So then he goes, you remind me of my mom. Now,
I remember him saying that she was cold, you know,
and I thought that's not a good thing. He don't
want to She.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Even finished that sentence. He's like, you remind me of
your mom, and she jumped in.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
With its digital sergeant sort of.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
You could see a moment of like, oh, that's bad.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
It's bad because can she because she never hug dinners
that I love you or had dinner rhythm. That's not
that's not that's not the fun. Like if I said
to somebody you remind me of my dad. That's not like,
oh good, I want another date with you. It'd be like,
let's let's take that Mazda Miata and get you out
of here. I can't, okay. So then my dad drove
a Mianta. Okay, So it's no hot with vanity plate. Okay.

(31:25):
So so then he say I wanted my mom to
have a break. She goes, but it is a partnership.
It's like, okay, Like, can't you just let him like
try to give for you to like and he's like
he's like, she's like, you know, I am so kin
of a woman that can do it too. They're just
not this is not your guy, she's not your girl.

(31:46):
I agree with you, Katie. It's not great that he's
so threatened that they would be equals. It's not it's
not great, doctor Banana, What do you think of that?

Speaker 5 (31:56):
I don't think this is a match like at all.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
It could also be that he's like genuinely scared of it.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
He's never been with a woman that is like that,
and so maybe he just doesn't know how to react
to it.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
It might not be a misogynistic thing. It might he
is a venture capital yea, and he and Zoey is engineer.
I think he just doesn't like Dina. It's more than
the Maybe there's just the demeanor.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
As he's also very much been systematically taking out every
blonde person.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
And she's saying, I'm next to go.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
She's closest to this point.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Show up, you have people go. She's walking with her
vagina first.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
I'm gonna walk vagina first. That freezes the shadows vagina first.
I see that, I see the shadow of that giant vagina.
Oh it's her sister. Hi, I was just talking about
your sister's vagina. Okay. So then so then she goes
so then they go on a date, and she's she's like, okay,
so now she's she's just called herself regimented, control freaking

(33:01):
a drill sergeant. And then she said a lot of
people are intimidated by me. I'm an ice queen. Okay,
this is all within a two minute period. Stop talking,
just stop insulting yourself.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Yeah, this is a real unforced error.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yes, she didn't need to say all that. And she's like,
He's like, I wanted my mom to have a break.
She's like, but it is a partnership. And then so
he had a seven year relationship, and she's like, what happened?
I was selfish, I was trying to pursue a career
and I neglected some parts of the relationship. What does

(33:34):
that mean, Katie? What does that mean? I don't know.
Maybe he wasn't never home, just busy.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Yea, and thinking, oh, I'm making so much money that that's.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Well he traveled for us, yeah, yeah, okay, and then
so self centered and not like not CosIng him with
his gal, not getting her cute, not taking her to
Sweetheart Night at Disney with a cute coat.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
I think it's pretty rare that two people actually, yeah,
can balance spending time with each other as much as
the other one wants. Agree to agree, he's probably yeah,
he was just doing his stuff.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
He's doing his stuff, and also probably losing interest in
her in the process. Yeah, and using I'll just I'm
gonna be laid at work because he doesn't he's not
anxious to get back home.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Ever, Yeah, I agree, So she is, she's uh so
then meanwhile, back at the ranch, Rose is spinning out.
Back at the ranch, she really lost. She's like, I
really feel like I haven't not enough time I haven't
enough time anyway, did I get the Rose? I feel like, begrudgingly.

(34:46):
I think they kind of made him. I think they
are like made him keep her for paradise or whatever.
I just feel like he didn't want I feel like
these two were forced one on ones and forced to
keep What do you guys think? Do you think he
wanted to give her the Rose.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
And he's got to give him to somebody, right?

Speaker 1 (35:03):
I thought he was going to keep that tall blonde
girl that he cut that that's the therapist, the kid
therapist Natalie.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Yeah, I mean I kind of went along with the
ride of him and Dina, even though everything we're saying
is true. Yeah, I don't know. I get caught up and.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
I get confused.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
I get confused.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Okay, she just feels more real housewives or something.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Yeah, she's very he's ready.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
For reality TV, but maybe not maybe not dating a
guy that she's clearly not, like she's not over the
moon for. That's the other thing is some of these
women showed up with a full blown crush on this
guy because.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
That's what he's used to. The Part of the challenge
with him is like, oh, yeah, he wants to be
the boss. Yeah, she wants after her.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
It is bad to see how threatening he is by
her career, but personality wise, it's not a match. Okay,
are we done? Are we ready to take a break
and come back and talk about the farting donkeys?

Speaker 8 (36:00):
Okay, We're gonna take a break right back, and it's
for the money their grand followers.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Sorry, guys, we're back. I had to pee in a
jump suit. Have you ever missed? Because you have you ever?
Like not, it's not enough time.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
One one time I was wearing the I was like
in Yosemite and I was wearing these drawstring pants and
I had the pists so bad and it couldn't get
the men tied. And it had a pocket knife and
I cut the pants okay, which was a real problem
because I didn't have other PEPs.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
I'd like to get slightly more graphic. I was wearing
this body suit under a dress and it had pea holes.
This is fine, And I was like, oh god, I'm
gonna try the pea hole. I'm holding open the peahole.
I'm peeing. Yeah, there's a happy ending. It feels like
it physically my brain it was like a phantom Yeah,

(37:00):
you peenie pants. I was like, oh god, and then
I touched but it wasn't wet, and I was like,
I think I'm peeing on it. And then I touched
and it wasn't wet, and I was like, I.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Think your brain's like, I have pants on, You're not.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
That was it?

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Like I used to work like a charm and you
had to obviously pee in the ocean, okay, and sometimes
it was really hard.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
I'd be like, no, no, it's okay. You can pino. You
can pino, Okay, you can do it. But like my like, yeah,
like my privates are like, you have pants on? Excuse you?
And I'm like no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
It's cool.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
I can't even imagine trying. I think my privates would
also try. I'd have to talk about if you do
you have pants on? Like have you ever missed? Have
you ever been too late? Have you ever panic paid,
or et cetera. Whatever.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
I don't think so okay. I think it's always been
pretty under control.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
I have I have held it. You know what. After
my birthday party this year, I'll be honest with you,
because I do the setup and I do the cleanup,
and it's a giant affair. I mean, it's not a
small party that my throw. So I always so I
was in my dress, my cute dress, like I took
off my heels. I was just like trying to kind

(38:04):
of like throw the food out outside. It's clean up,
so animals didn't come like out here Drina and I
everybody had left, and I realized I wasn't gonna make it,
and I peed in the yard.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
That's awesome, fantastic.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
I peed in the yard a party like my birthday,
dressed your yard. You can do what you want in
the yard. Okay, well there.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
We go, all right, off that building was raining, dude, Okay.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Here we are. So they go on there they're exploring
the town of chin Chaan and they're on donkeys and Alex.
Alex is like she's the one that bought the butt plug,
and she was like anybody else basically anybody else feels
She's like basically like it feels good if you lean
a certain way. She's horny and she's like, I'm gonna

(39:00):
get off on ABC in front of her on fuck
this donkey saddle. Everybody. She's horny and.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Talking kind of like what's happened?

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Did that feel like?

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Really just what are they gonna do next? Jump on
top of a washing machine.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
She was literally like teaching people that. She was like,
I'm feeling this, and I'm like, I'm I'm having this,
and this is on ABC Primetime in the eight o'clock hour,
and I'm getting off on this saddle. And I also
for Alex doctor Bannana, What did you think of that?

Speaker 5 (39:30):
I thought it was pretty funny. Alex is probably one
of the more real people.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
She just reminded myself of who she is.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
It's gonna to me. I feel like it's now Letia's
to lose.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Yeah, I was just getting them a bad rap lately.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
I think I think Alex can still he's definitely tickled
by her. And so basically they go around this town
and then was the mall Right, she was the mall.
So then they go and they meet a matador Matadors
and she's the front Dora Metadora and she's the first
female matador in her family. She was awesome. I liked her,

(40:06):
but I felt like the gals all looked absolutely adorable
in their outfits, and they're like, Caroline is such a turd.
She's such a fucking dud ball. She was like, I like,
she was so pissed, and bitch, She's like, oh great, oh, surprise, surprise,
there's a ball. She was in such a cool kid, bitch.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
A pretty funny line though, saying that it's like the
Spirit Halloween Star Wars.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
I mean that was pretty good when she tried to
do it off her shoulder.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
To make it cool, making it work, you have to
make it sexy.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
I looked perfectly cute in those Yeah, and they were
like practically tailored to them, Like it wasn't like they
just threw some bag. Everybody looked just fine. And he
looked cute in his little.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
He looked hot. He looks actually like like Timothy Shallow
mat chic, like like he looked hot.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
His pants so just looked like jeans or something like
he had the fancy code. But he's probably like, that's
as far as I'm gonna go.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Yeah, wear my mask, I wear my joggers. The colt
looked great on him. I thought the gals looked adorable.
They all hated them, but I'm like, you guys look
really cute. And then how much do we love sweet
Alex figuring out at the end to lean forward, asking
the air indible and then fucking Zoe, who Joe, you

(41:23):
love Zoe? No, Alix, I love so Alex's word. She
clings onto this ball and like hangs on for a
long time. And then Zoe was on the boys wrestling
team in high school. He was so that was amazing,
incredible stat I was like what.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
She saw the technique and just immediately applied.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
It and applied it so like, I mean, it was inconceivable,
Like what little Alex came up with. I was like,
good for for inventing a technique.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
He should have shown her like still on it and
everyone just going home, like like she never gets She's
never gonna get thrown off because they never showed how
long she lasted. They didn't put a clock on it.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
She's still there, She's still doing it now, she's still job.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
She doesn't make final two because she won a bowld
to Spain and they're a fake.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Bull I know. And he's like running a wheel the
girl with a bull head. And then Zoe is Zoe
is the terminator. She's fucking insane. She did have a
better human moment later, but at this moment in time,
we all we know from her is she's a fucking nightmare.

(42:38):
She's just up till this point and at this moment
in the episode, she's been nothing but a nightmare and
she just clings onto that fucking bowl and beats al.
Alex should have won this, She should have won. But
I feel like he was on for like seven and
a half minutes. He put first, she was really They

(43:01):
were like, you could let go now She's like no.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
They should have more Big Brother style comps in the Bachelor,
just more slime and holding on and rain and.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
I like that thrown no jack keys jack keys and
Sean was saying because remember she flipped him onto a mat,
like onto she flipped him onto a mat, and like
they jack keys and Sean were saying that they would
like if a woman did that to that, I was saying,
I was I wasn't sure that Grant would like that.

(43:35):
They were like, no, no, we want that, And I
was surprised, Doug would that. How would you feel to be, well, it's.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Good to know that she can take care of herself
and you know she's probably not gonna flip him on
a regular basis, So you could hear doing a demo.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
For you can handle it. If date to a woman
showed you that she could flip you onto a mat, I.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Would I would hope any woman could. I mean, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (43:59):
It's a it's a skill.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
It's a skill you should learn. But also is you know,
hard for a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
She's tall. She's tall, she's.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
A bigger lady. Yeah, and came from a background of uh,
doing a lot of that stuff.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
I mean, she's incredible, went to Duke and she's an engineer.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
But yeah, that's pretty.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
So long.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
But it's funny now, how like last night Zoe would
just like she just have her moments of like, hey,
remember I'm supposed to be the one that's the fire starter,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Like she's clearly like trying to calm down, but.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
She's like letting Carolina hang herself to the charge and
hang herself. They're all as a group kind of letting
her just do it to herself.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
But it's also reminds me a little bit of last
year with Maria, when it's also clear that he's sort
of the horniest for Carolina, just like he was with
Joey was with Maria. So like it's also she's sort
of the most threatening because he's because he's clearly chemically
into like his chemicals are jingled by her. So like
she you know, she's the biggest threat, and she sucks.

(45:09):
She sucks, Doctor Banana. How do you feel about Carolina?

Speaker 5 (45:13):
Carolina?

Speaker 8 (45:14):
Man?

Speaker 1 (45:15):
I was right?

Speaker 5 (45:16):
Fatel? Am I right? A true fatel?

Speaker 7 (45:18):
She's so she's like, I will I don't say anything unprompted.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
She never prompted a side note on this subject. And
this is theorizing. I wonder if that's why. And I
hate to be this. This is the name of the game.
It's what they look like, it's what they act like.
Maybe that's the reason why he doesn't go for alex
or Rose, even though he's attracted to them as people,
the more like quirky, down to earth, but he's not

(45:49):
like hot for them, hot enough for.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Them, right right? He might be used to more of
like a Carolina.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
He's more used to the will you park for me?

Speaker 1 (45:58):
But he's also not going for Juliana, who might be
kind of his type. And like he's not he's not,
he's not gonna he's not. But he did he said
that was a woman. He okay, we'll get there, we'll
get there. When she stood up that was a woman.
I was like, what the fuck is happening here. There's
a lot of gender narratives happening of like a lady

(46:18):
can't be too ambitious. You gotta how many babies are
we gonna have? But you're gonna defend your man, Katie,
Katie shaking it a lot too piss.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
I agree with you because it's like, I agree, it's
like this, whoever he chooses has to walk a very
fine line great and can't go in another.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
As a person on the dating scene. I agree. It's
like seeing certain I'm like things that would all be
like text me that trying to take a fucking sealty
this whole time. That's cute as a person, Like like
a lot of this stuff that would be an asset
for a guy is slightly threatening as a goal. Okay anyway,

(46:58):
so okay, So so they go on the Donkeys, so uh.
Letilla also grabbed him for a kiss when they were
practicing to be matadoras and Carolina was like, I don't
want to see. I was like, you just fucked him
on stage? Has I just can't.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Stand it when these people come on this show that's
been on for literally fucking decades.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
I know, I know she didn't weak.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
I know.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
And somebody just be like, have you seen the show?
This is how the show. You literally grinded him. You
grinded him.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
So it's like, girl, fuck off. Yeah she's suck. This
is the show. This is how it works.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
It's been on forever. Don't act fucking surprise you. And
also you did it script?

Speaker 3 (47:41):
What did you think when she was to say, well,
I didn't know it was going to be this bad
until I got here. I started to have feelings.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
But you're the one that's been the biggest defender. You.
You literally I humped him in front of everyone, on
the couch with Mario next. Mario was on the couch
next to that.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
It's a real mind and emotional f and endurance game.
If you look at historically the people that have actually
found a mate. You gotta wait it out, you gotta
be warm, you gotta be feminine, you gotta wait it.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
You got it.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
It's a game. You can't talk about other people, you
can't be the humper like them.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
You can't be the mouth or the for yourself.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
It's a it's a It shows the person who can't
control themselves.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
I do you wish that there was someone who was like,
I know you ain't picking me. Guess what, I'm gonna
tell you everything that's happening.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
In this house.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Like that would be iconic.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
I would love that they're like, this bitch is crazy,
this one's really nice, this one's over here talking shit
like you know, or come.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Into the room and ask the room what do you
think of Carolina? Tell me right now, everybody that you know,
just or you know saying, well, just everybody you know,
because it ends up they often pitch two women against
each other when he needs more intel. He needs to
know they all don't like her. He doesn't need to
just hear it from Juliana.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
And then you know it's bad.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Yeah, and then he didn't individually kill everybody about Carolina
based on Now he's got to decide who's lying to
me between Carolina because the stories en rose.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Yeah, he should come in and be like, hey, guys,
we need to clear the air. What is going on?

Speaker 4 (49:26):
And like I mean, or just he should go to
the woman that I mean, I mean, I guess he
could have did that.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
He went to a woman that he knew he was
gonna pick and was like he told me, oh yeah,
that's right, and then he cut her. Can we as
to just talk about then we have to talk about
the crowd that was watching the bull.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
The bull like.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
They did a good job with that, like really making
fun of themselves.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
There's like seven people. The guys all look kind of horny,
but they were just like watching. They were so bored phone.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
You know, they were just like there's soone filming in
in our town. But no, no, I remember when Little Compton,
it was uh in Little Compton, Hannah Brown had her
date with She had her date down by the docks
with Tyler, and people like went down there, like.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
The Bachelor's down by the docks. It's like so like
they're just like down, like like they're down like a flotilla.
Like yeah, you know, you got the word went to
like the general store that the bachelor was down by
the docks. Okay, so so uh he gave so then
there was a little cocktail party after the both thing.
He gave poor stry Parisa, who he then cut two rocks,

(50:38):
just like as if he just freaking dug taken.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Listen. I know, uh if I wasted my time or not,
but I spent hours this afternoon rock shopping.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
I picked them up on the way. They were just
like on the ground there. There weren't even like good rocks.
They were just like two things from like the driveway.
And she had to go, oh my god, no, this
is what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
It was such a forced like I love the simple
moments like she and.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Then she got cut yeah yeah, and then really questioned
that was, oh, did I talk about rocks too much?

Speaker 1 (51:15):
She was kind of adorable. She gave her rock. He
gave her rocks out of plate. I'm like, as if
it was like and then cut her. I was so confused.

Speaker 6 (51:24):
It was I I don't kind of a goodbye gift.
I guess, yeah, exit, here's your rock. You know how
you need to get some rocks before you leave the country.
There you go exactly that.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
That was also PowerPoint lady.

Speaker 7 (51:39):
Right.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Yes, But it's almost like when Ella she wrote the
letter and he was like can I keep this? He's like, end,
you're out, Like you know what I mean, Like the exit,
there's like an exit passing of an item and then yeah,
there's a goodie bag, there's there's a march, get your
merchant and get your get your rock bag on the
way out.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
I'll remember you when I'm with my wife.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
I'll put your two rocks, dude.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
So then i'll think of you when my relationship is
on the rocks.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
So then read your letter to really steal myself.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
So then Zoe won. They go over there lick. She's
so boring and she's so bananas, and they kissed. She's
just but then she got this at this moment, she did.
There's a better moment later, but like now they're just
kissing at this point in time. We don't know at
this point leading up till now, I'm like, oh, she
does soften me by the end of the episode, but

(52:33):
we're not there yet.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Yeah, she does get better, but I think it really
is because other people are taking the the.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Taking over.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Yeah, and Dina's second in command, so Zoe could just
sort of chill a little bit. You still could tell
that she can't. No, that's not her thing. She's going
to be competitive.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
So Rose is psychologically already struggling. And they're at the
after party for the We're not at the Rose ceremony,
we're at the We're at the post, hanging onto the bowl.
She's like, yeah, you really had me on my toes
this last week. I mean I have been anxious. We
worked through it, right, like I had a I had

(53:14):
a conversation with myself or like Rose fucking shut the
fuck up, and you know you could force yourself to grow.
So I'm growing. So we're good, right, and this is
this is good.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Right and good. I think I'll let myself out.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Yeah, you know we have already had our hard time,
so this is this is not even the Rose ceremony.
This is we had our hard time.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
But she let Juliana be the lead the charge against Carolina,
and she could have just chilled out.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
You also have to like stop bringing up like it's
been put to bed. Attempt to be like I had
fun with you today. Just did you make it a
little bit and be like you looked really cute in
your mander out, But tell me did you do stuff
like that growing up? Like does change is subject to
move on? And she you could just still make a dime. Yeah,

(54:08):
he's he.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Made out with Julianna after she did the whistle blow,
and that's unprecedented. When somebody points out somebody else's shitty,
they never get a makeout in that conversation. Yea, they
always leave and just kind of worry that, oh did
I ruin my chances by being the whistle blower?

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Did so? Then Zoe? So then we get Finally we
learn a little more about Zoe, and it made me
like her more. She's like, I know I'm closed off,
and I'm like, oh, are we going to have another
thing like we just saw with Dina?

Speaker 5 (54:41):
You know?

Speaker 2 (54:43):
She actually she did.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
She actually had the most kind of like, oh, this
actually all makes sense. She's like, I am very.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
You can feel the difference when someone's just saying something
and you're like, she connected it to her experience in
a believable way. Overall, Is it still manipulative? I don't know.
That's the trick with this.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
It's real. She's like, I'm very interested in you, you know,
and he goes you seem really stoic. She's like, look,
I am a very strong person. I'm difficult to read.
We have similar starts with other people. But then this
is a good this was connecting. She said, you know,
growing up in the South as a person of color,
as a woman, I was never told that I was beautiful.

(55:24):
She starts crying. She's like, my sister and I were adopted.
We were a mixed race and predominantly white town in
South Virginia. We felt like the black sheep. Black women
were never treated like beautiful. Nobody wanted to date us,
and it was hard for her even within friendships. And
she starts crying and like he really he because I

(55:45):
think he finds her really a trick. She's stunning. Yeah,
I think he's and I think and he was like,
this is what I've been waiting for.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
But like she got herself a lot of good will
in this episode, just stirs some shit later. Yeah, but
it's in good standing.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
I felt, and I felt like she's a good standing.
But I also was like, okay, that does explain it
does Like okay, uh, doctor Banana, what did you think
of this?

Speaker 5 (56:10):
Yeah? I can, I can. I just really quickly speak
on Rose.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Yes, please prose.

Speaker 5 (56:16):
I'm sorry, Carolina sucks. But you fucking did that ship
to yourself.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
Sorry, I said this, you set yourself up, I said, class,
why would you trust Carolina?

Speaker 5 (56:29):
She is she is a femme fatale. You take one
look at her, you don't go and tell her ship.
And I'm sorry for her to be like it's like, no,
you did yourself. Now you're sitting here crying. I'm sorry,
but I don't feel bad for you, Like, what did
you think would happen?

Speaker 1 (56:46):
We've all seen love is blind. We know when you
go back to the women's quarters, you don't say who
you're connecting with. You don't talk about it.

Speaker 5 (56:55):
These relationships are a house of cards. Honey, you can't
be your.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Mon I'm the same guy. You just keep your wind
if they if they allow you to keep a journal,
just write it in your journal.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
And it was also what she said was a mischaracterization
of what had happened. Right Like she said, she made
it sound like he was speaking specifically about I was
thinking about rosewell, Carolina was dancing me, and he's like, no,
I was thinking about everybody. And that's because he knew
that it was getting too hot and he didn't want
all the other women to be like this guy is
just making out with her in front of him.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
She took herself out on a mischaracterization. She could have
skated around it, and she went in further and took
herself out.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
She just started trying to explain it.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
She fucked yourself. Excuses the other thing again. If you
get knocked off your log a little, and like everybody does,
just don't keep stop bringing it up, don't keep reminding,
just like trying to move on. Because, by the way,
everyone in relationships sometimes there's bumpy things that happen. You
have an honest conversation and then you just assume it's

(57:59):
clear and keep going.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
I mean, it must just catch certain people off guard.
And she didn't know her she just melted. Yeah, she
didn't have the chest pieces socially to deal.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Okay. So so then Carolina and her opera gloves, uh.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
Which are a great thing to wear if you know
you're gonna cry. Right, She's just constant.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
The fluffy rose sleeves. This it's almost like Antosha Lazio character,
you know what I mean. She could play Carolina. She's pretty.
I'm like, where's the gloves? Like she could. She's pretty
hard class, she's elegant and cute and like Petigue, I
would like she could do it. Okay, So she's like,

(58:48):
so I will say, and even though Carolina sucks when
Juliana pulled her aside at that at the so this
is the after the bullfight moment. I hate to say it.
I was on Carolina's side of the conversation, where Carolina
is saying, so, Carolena says, I just I have questions.

(59:13):
She's like it, why should I be ready to marry
a man I've had one date with, Like that's all logical,
And Jelina's like, what again. I think part of the
threat is that he is so horny for her, but
like everything she's saying is rational.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Well, this is another example of mischaracterizing. The thing that
bothers the women is.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
That she's an asshole. And then she came she.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Can't stop talking about her time with Granted, that's more
to the point.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
She also came back and said, I almost wish I
didn't have the date the way she she is a dick.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Yeah, but juliannimated it like she was disrespecting. She kept
saying to Grant, she disrespected you, And I don't think
that ever came up, and I think it was all
more like she was just showing up talking too much
about her own feelings about how hard it is to
date a man and other women.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
By the way, also, you grinded him in front of everyone,
so like fuck you dude, like you're the worst. She
condition it. She can't take it. Agree to agree, Okay.
So then she's like, look, yeah, I barely know the guy,
and the Juliana is like, how can you be so unappreciative?
You know, something has to be said. I'm gonna talk

(01:00:22):
to her. You don't ever want to be this Something
has to be said person in the mansion, Doug, when
you go in the mansion, don't be this up. Don't
be Thomas, or at least.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Get a group together, you know, get like, you know,
when they're all sitting around together, going, hey, everybody thinks
Caroline is an asshole, raise your hand and see what happens.
You see how much the support you have. It's show
Carolina that it's not just because but also I love
someone like Carolina, you know, at some point always says

(01:00:50):
something to the effect of everyone's always saying I'm terrible. Yeah,
absolutely shocked.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
She's she also like in the I feel like she
handled her argument really well. And even though Carolyn I
was like Julietta, She's like, and what makes it your
business to bring it up? She's like, well, why are
you still here? She's like, okay, she pays Carolyna. She
is just like, I don't care what you think. I don't.
You're not my friend. I don't care. I don't. I'm

(01:01:20):
trying to figure this out. Okay, Like Noted, I just thought,
oh my god, you're so outmatched in this argument, Leanna,
even though we're all rooting for you. She doesn't care.
She's the fem fetel. You don't bring it up to
like this, like she doesn't care.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
I want Carolina on Paradise.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Oh, for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
She's the honest woman, Padi.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Yeah, and also not friends with the other women, because
that's the worst thing on that show is when the
men and the women bond and they all want to
be hanging out with each other more than trying to be.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Yeah, it's gonna be and she's gonna take every man
who's gonna want Carolina, and everyone's gonna be like, but
don't you see she sucks And she's like what She's like,
I feel potential. And then Julia's like, well, it's not
sitting well with everyone here. She's like, well, I'm not
trying to have a relationship with everyone here, Juliana, It's

(01:02:12):
natural to have concerns, And Juliana is like trying really hard,
and and then Rose is like the negativity has been
a common thing. And then then the manipulative tears start
from Carolina. She's like, I feel pathetic admitting this, but
I've never felt this way about grand And then he
walks up and she's crying.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Yeah, I mean this is amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
She's never felt as strong as somebody, even though she's
saying it's all moving too fast.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
And then she's and then she's crying, and then he's like, Caroline,
are you okay. It's like Juliana was mean to me.
It was just like, oh my god, this is she's.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
I'm upset too great. Yeah, yeah, dude, to care about
my emotion.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
She's like she's like the Demie Moore character at the
end of the subst Wait. We had the red fly
advisory when I give the hand job to those to
the clay and I hate the rag and I gave
a hand job. And then Margaret qual why did why

(01:03:24):
do you like her? Did you see the substance?

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:03:28):
You have it?

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
No I will it's banana. Yeah, it's it's so funny.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Excited about being dragged trauma.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
It's so much crazier than you can even imagine.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
People keep saying, I actually.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Feel like you have to see it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Dug more conception.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
The comedian than you is so much more wild than
the visual, Like, wait, what they physically? What's special effects
to the green?

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Ye?

Speaker 5 (01:04:02):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
And then you're like and then it keeps going and
you're like, where is DeBie Moore's face?

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
That's true, it goes, It goes farther than anything you've
ever seen.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
What is sliding across the sidewalk. It's like a pile
of diarrhea with DeBie Moore's face. What the fuck? And
it's moving. It's moving like.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
There's a boob with the mouth coming out of her shoulder.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
It's like lots of hair like it's like it's like
the creature from Goonies that love Baby Ruths. And I'm
like me, it's like an oil slick and that's like
moving like a frisbee and that has DeBie Moore's mouth,
and I like, what the.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Putting lipstick on itself?

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
Dress?

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
How did we get? And it's still going to go
to the and it's still slithering up to the oscars.
This is insane. Every twenty two year old female loves it.
They're like, I love the substance. It's like, okay, easy, easy, okay,
get ready, Yeah, that's my favorite. They're like, no, I

(01:05:12):
love it, Like, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
When a thirty year old woman comic is like, oh,
I'm so old, like yeah, you just started.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Yeah I'm thirty. Yeah, okay, so there we go. All right,
So she's so I was crying, Carolina's crying, Juliana apologizes,
and Sarah Fina gets a one on one date. Okay,
all right, So any final things about the group date
and Carolina doctor Banana.

Speaker 5 (01:05:44):
I mean, look, she was crying her crocodile tears, which
I found impressive. She's also like that. Dina is like,
I totally see you myself, and you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Are not there yet. That hasn't happened yet. This is
she's cried. This is just crying. This is just the
cocktail part.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
After the date break, she cries, Oh, Dina comes for that's.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Later dinner because Dina wasn't here, Dina wasn't on this date. Dina,
she ruins two group outings, two cocktail parties. She ruins,
They're good. She's so good. She's Maria.

Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
It's kind of incredible. Was better. I do think Maria
was better.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
I mean, Maria was more charis she was more fun
and she had that fun Dad. Okay, any final things
before we take a break. Okay, I don't know about you,
but things a getting so hot in here. I think
I got a take. I'll pay your break and we're back. Okay,

(01:06:47):
So Sarah Fina gets it one on Monday, it is
pouring rain and I really felt the first this is
the first time I really thought they could get hurt
doing this. Now and I Anna and I have watched
the Australian version and they did the wildest thing I
ever saw they was they did very extreme sports things

(01:07:07):
on that they They had between two skyscrapers. They wheeled
out a cardboard game of twister on a windy day
on these wires on what show on Australian Bachelor, and
they wheeled them out to play twister between two like
fifteen foot story buildings on a bouncing twister board that

(01:07:32):
like had just like wires and it was wobbly. Do
you remember that, Anna?

Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
Yes, that was terrifying. One does not forget that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
We should watch Australia again. That was fun.

Speaker 5 (01:07:45):
Australia, Well, they're going to do Australia.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Golden got that.

Speaker 5 (01:07:51):
Crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
I wonder how we can see it. So I really
felt like this was dangerous. It felt like not a
real upper the fact that they had climb over and
she had to hold herself out. They it just was
on a bridge and they were tied together. I'm like,
could their heads crash into each other? She was holding

(01:08:13):
her body before she got secured to him, just holding pouring.
They were like, hey, has anybody ever done this in
the rain? And they're like, not really, like it just
felt it felt really like. It felt very much like
somebody was like, I gotta make a little extra money.
It's a recession and there's inflation, and there's a bridge

(01:08:34):
down this bridge, Like who figured that? It felt? Why
wouldn't they smash into each other? Why wouldn't they knock
each other's teeth out, like with their head, Like all
of it felt like a terrible idea. Doug Benson, you
run a bungee company with.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
But they went down first and then it swang right, but.

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
That they already were like they're already jumping out of
the bridge, are already in motion of going into the swing, so.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Like it's catered.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
I think they it's a lot more gentle than you
think it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Like they bounced, They bounced, They bounced hard, they bounced hard.

Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
It didn't it didn't seem to go up as much
as I feel like it normally.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
No, they bounced harder than they swung.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Like a it looked like it looked like a pretty
uh two bid operation. But uh those they do that
all day every day, Like you know, it's like it's
like whenever somebody does a jumping out of a plane
on these shows and everybody goes he could have died.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Well yeah, like he was asking have you ever done
it in this pouring rain? And it looks like you're
like not really. It was like production made them do it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
Production done anything else in Spain, Like there has to
be something.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Go to like some architecture, cathedral, Yeah, what are you doing?

Speaker 7 (01:09:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
And it felt it to church. There's beautiful churches there.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Go see one of them. They're in the cathedral.

Speaker 4 (01:09:56):
Go to a cathedral, like there's something that, Or go
to like asshole, I don't fucking know.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
Go to a castle. Castle's everywhere there. Come go you know,
go get some tapists. I don't know, look, but do that.
But then he was like kiss me, kiss me, you know. Afterwards,
but they do say like when you have the fear
of death, it bonds you as somebody, you know. It

(01:10:22):
wasn't like.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
They definitely had that thought of like, oh great, now
they're going to be bonding.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Now they're trauma bonded. And he wanted to kiss immediately afterwards,
which then came up later. And so they go on
this date. She's in this pretty blue dress. They have dinner,
and he the first question out of his mouth was like, hey,
I had a question for you. I'm the guy that
kisses and it seems like you pull back and you
don't want to kiss me. And she was so cute.

(01:10:47):
She's like, oh yeah, no, oh no, I'm down. It's
my I don't it's my mom's watching. And he was
like he seemed to visibly relax so much more like
I found her very endearing on this state. And she
was like, you know, I get a lot of like
guys go out with me and they're like, oh my god,

(01:11:09):
you're so perfect on paper, but I'm not feeling it.
And I just thought, oh my god, he has to
give her the rose today because he can't. He can't
then do that, and he can't say and.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
You can like, don't say that because that's going to happen.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
Of course, That's how I felt like the whole thing.
I'm like, you're putting you're giving other people's are you're
gonna be a champion, You're giving other people other arrows,
people to shoot, arrows to shoot you with, Like, don't
reinforce the narrative that you're the friend, you're the temptress. Girl,
be the temptress. I'm the temptress as a podcast temptress,
you know, Oh, I know, don't say that a trill

(01:11:46):
tailor triol is that you're awake. So yeah, did you
think that she was like setting that up to happen, Doug?

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
Yeah, I think they all, uh talk too much about
stuff they don't need to be talking about. Like I
think that the dates, the production is too focused on
tell each other your trauma. Yeah, and you know, and
it's so important to open up to each other and everything,
and that's not Dating's not about opening up right away.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
I agree. I'm a big believer though. The first four
dates is just like do you have fun, you like
each other? Do you get to kind of get the gist?
Do you like, do they have a job? You know?
Is it like do you align politically or whatever. The
way they dress, Yeah, are you trying to do? Like
is there a vibe there that's like does all you
enjoy their company? Like that's the first few dates for me,

(01:12:36):
Like and then you can get into like you just
kind of keep it moving in the beginning, like I
try to avoid I try to avoid dead parents for
a long time. I keep it moving.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
The opposite of the show is real life.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
Yeah, and then the show makes those scenes extra boring
because no matter what amazing country they've gone to, they
just find some room that looks like it was decorated,
just like they were back in Calabasas.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
And they got a peer of Madrid.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
They and they're just having a private dinner that's not
also representing how dating works.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
You're right, you know the room. I look back at
my first season that I watched, which just Caitlin season
and Nick Vielle. I remember his date. He had a shawl.
Next wedter, they went to like a pub. He got
to dry hump in the church to the Cranberrys r
I P. Dolores Reordan maybe like like but like they

(01:13:30):
got they went to like pubs and walked around and
they were in a normal date, like, it's hard.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
It's harder for production because of you know, sound sounds.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
Exactly sound okay. So so Sarafina, She's like, you know,
she's just a sweetheart, and she's like she wants to
open up. A lot of people say she's she doesn't.
She's like, but I want you to know, like I
really am, Like I'm a weirdo, I'm quirky. I'm a weirdo,
I'm fun. If you have to say it, if you
have to say it, I've never had to I've never

(01:14:03):
had to be like, don't worry, I'm quirky, don't worry
I'm silly. I don't have to I don't have to
talk anybody into the fact that I can be like, hey,
I might seem like this when I actually have my
ship to like I have to kind of be like,
I actually do have my shirit together. I know I
seem like I don't, but I actually do have my
shop together, you know, Like I don't have to assert

(01:14:23):
that I'm quirky.

Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
Yeah, I bet you project both of those. That's the
point is you you know, immediately if someone's quirky.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
Quirky walks in your room and says I'm loud. She
just does it. I just.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
Would say.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Also, Arden comes off like she has her ship together,
you know when you see her.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
Thanks guys, because I have to be like I'm adorable. No,
we see that.

Speaker 5 (01:14:52):
Just be it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
Lots of copies of your book.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
I'm a temptress.

Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
I'm impressed.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Thanks, man. I mean, I guess I should tell them
or get rid of all that. Why do I have
so many?

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
Take them the next time you go on the road.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
You know, there you go, I should.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Or you know, or take one every time you go
on the road and give a lucky audience member that's.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
A good idea. That's a good idea.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
All the rest of them to go screw and buy
it off the internet.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
Screw you, and then you don't have to stand around
at a merch table.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
I don't mind a merch table, yeah do you.

Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
I enjoy it sometimes, but I hate the mandatoriosity of it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
You know, for a while there it felt like you
couldn't be a road comic without standing around with your
merch after the show.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
It does.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
Yeah, and I think now just being able to say, well,
just go buy it off the internet or yeah, and
I like meeting people too. It's better than a merch
and great.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
Yeah, I like, yeah, great merchant.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
I don't want to exchange money with people. Yeah, I
don't want to hire someone whose job it is to
stand there. No, do my merch.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
No, no, all of it. Agree agree to agree? Do
you what? Do you self? What's your merch? I have
a book? Do you bring it?

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
I used to? I don't anymore. Yeah, it's and that
is actually really fun to sell the book because it's
exciting because you're like, oh, you're gonna look at my stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
Okay, I'll bring my book because I used to bring
T shirts. I'll bring my book. You'll feel good for Okay.
So you used to bring your book? And then would
you sign up for people?

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:16:26):
We wrote books, Okay, we did it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
It's hard to write a book. It takes a long time.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
Sure is okay, it's an order.

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
When you're writing one with two other people, they don't
do anything. That's what happened to me.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Wha, I have questions. I have so many questions now
that you can't. We'll come back to that. Okay. So
then he goes when you kiss, you go kind of
he's like, oh no, oh no, no, my mom's watching.
She goes. He goes, I want you to be happy,
be yourself. Oh the mom. That was the mom's advice.
I want you to be happy, be yourself. She's a
single mom. I used to be a I didn't have

(01:17:00):
a dad that I didn't have a traditional family. He's
got good follow up questions. Even if they gave him training,
whoever's doing it is doing a good job. He's like,
how has that impacted you your dating life or your
regular life. And he's like, you know, people say that
I'm not emotional, but you know, He's like, sometimes people
don't feel a connection to me. But and then she goes,

(01:17:23):
she said, I want you to know that I like you.
You are worth it. I literally jumped off of a
bridge for you. I want kids, I want to have
the ideal love. And I think she might be. He goes,
there is a connection here. He gave her the rose.
She said, I'm falling in love with Grant. They have
a real kiss by the in the dark, and then
she leans and looks into camera and says sorry mom.

(01:17:45):
Which was fun, really cute. That was cute. I felt
like I felt like she was a surprise slow Berk.
I don't think she's gonna win, but I think she's
gonna make it to top five.

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
And the thing you just said to reiterate when she
says I'm embarrassed to say this, Like that was really
honest and not like a my trauma.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
It was just like I fear she can't compete with
the boners that he has for Letia, Carolina, Zoey, Alex.
There's some front runners. There's a lot of boners to
get through Juliana then, so she might be in it,
but I think Carolena might self destruct them doctor Banana,

(01:18:28):
what do you think?

Speaker 5 (01:18:30):
I I like Saraphie me too.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
It used to be a star of She's to be
a star of Paradise.

Speaker 5 (01:18:36):
Yeah, she's definitely not gonna win. I would be shocked
if he chose her, but I'd be happy if she
was really funny where she's like, oh no, like I'm vibing,
I just like you know, I can't like put my
tongue down your throat with my mom.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
I liked that. That was the most real that was.
I feel like he's actually even though I go back
and forth because it's like a very sort of gendered
like this be that, But I actually feel like he's
sincerely looking for a wife and the mother of his children.
I actually he's asking a lot of questions in a
way that's more real life, more than other guys have.

Speaker 5 (01:19:11):
He's definitely looking for his first wife, if.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
You know what I mean, speak on doctor.

Speaker 5 (01:19:17):
I don't know. I'm just joking, but like, I don't
know how long he's gonna lie, like I think he
does want that, but I do think like he is
also the type of guy who's gonna you know, succumb
to him.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
That's a very good point. That's a dark point. It's
a long game point. You might be right because he's
right now, he's focused and he's gonna put his best
effort and.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
His flood of dms. This hot kind man is gonna get.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
Going to be working the next thing. You know, he's working.

Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
Yes, he's he's a he's a catch.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
I mean he could be a Tyler Cameron dating a
Gigi Hadid whatever after you know what I mean, Like
he could be like what Tyler did, which I'm sure
which I'm sure what's his name is about to do too?
Who just broke up with Rachel Kirkan?

Speaker 5 (01:20:01):
Wait, did you hear there was some rumor that he
like booked a trip to Africa to like look within him.

Speaker 7 (01:20:07):
So he thinks he's Dave Chappelle. No, No, that guy
Matt James broke up Rachel broke up with her, Rachel
very sudden. She didn't see it coming, kind of break.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
She was on the plane and he posted it and
his post.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
About breaking up was full of religious Jesus stuff. So
he's found that and he's gone to Africa.

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
Wow took Yeah, I mean it's really it's it's the
most magnificent ghosting wow of all time. And her her
views of skywrit like, her numbers are going way up
because everybody's so mad at him for how he treated her.
So she's a lot more followers on Instagram. She's also
looking even better than ever.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
Wow. I mean she's always been a hottish grown up,
a little bit forced to move.

Speaker 9 (01:20:58):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
I mean there are very they present it. Look, we
all know that our avatar is not our real life,
but they present it as a very cute couple like
and their videos. I've watched a few of his since
and it's somewhat sadder watching him be a food influencer
on his own whereasus. When they would do it together,
it was cute and they would go be like, we're

(01:21:19):
having lobster rolls. They're having we're having like whatever, like
whatever waffle fries or like. It was like hot people
eating together and being cute, but doing it alone. It's like,
here I am eating or fried.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
Dwinking beard he has in the past.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
We have one.

Speaker 3 (01:21:36):
Here's what I ate out of my beard. Here's what
I bear.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
He has on and Off had crazy Beard. I don't
know if it's a present day beard, but he could
be present day beard. Okay, So then so she got
the Rose. Okay, so that's the end. Why don't we
and he goes, why don't we come back. We're gonna
take a quick break. We'll come back, we'll talk about
the Rose Ceremony, and then we'll make our final predictions.

(01:22:04):
Oh my god, No they did not. No they did not.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
Oh, yes they did.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
And we're back. So here we are at the Rose Ceremony,
which for the first time ever, they've handed out coats,
trench coats. A lot of trench coats come to the
Rose ceremony. Can we also just say I don't think
I acknowledged Parisa before the Donkey date was like really lovable.
She's like, I woke up with the ZiT. My spray

(01:22:41):
tan is slaking. I burnt by the way I've burned
my neck so many times in my curling iron. She's like,
and that is this scab has the boil has like
fallen off here.

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
I am like that was some new ground.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
She was very real. Who knew spray feel her? Parisa
is going to be a fun She's definitely earned a
seat at Paradise. Crazy rock girl.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
We like that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
She was batchel Honestly, she was crazy, but not in
any venomous way. She was just like a cuckoo, fun
rock lover with her spray tan flaking off. You called
it though, right, you knew something was off, Doug, Well,
you know, but you thought it was going to be

(01:23:27):
more drama drama Lama, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:23:30):
Because I mean we only had these uh you know,
these pictures to go by, and yeah, and she you know,
she's really really going full crazy in that picture. But
then I didn't realize Ridika would really take it to
the next level. Dude, who who remember Rideka?

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
Which one was Ridka?

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
The one that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
Yeah, when she got out of the dancing that was hard. Okay.
So here we are, we're at the Road ceremony, and
so Rose is freaking out. We're at the Rose ceremony.
Her mind is racing, and here we come and Grant
comes in and he pulls Juliana and she's like, hey,
I just wanted to talk to you a little bit.

(01:24:14):
I'm going to ask you some questions. She's like, okay, yeah, sure, okay,
I can talk to you. She's like, look, she was
just saying that she was ungrateful, Caroline. He was ungrateful
and unhappy. There was just a lot of negativity judgment
about you, and that was hard for us to hear.
He's like, look, I appreciate you speaking up. That's a

(01:24:37):
ride or die. That's a woman.

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
Yeah, that's a Katie.

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
Like a face Katie. What do you need to say?

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
I also say it shows maturity or something.

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
Yeah, He's like, what did you think of that as
a woman, doctor Bay.

Speaker 5 (01:24:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
She got it wrong too, like it wasn't accurate, it
wasn't help. But Carolina was like sort of doing that
crying because she doesn't get him all to herself, and
also bragging about the day kind of thing. And she never.
I didn't think she ever felt ungrateful or I thought
that grant, she.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
Did say she respected her after the day, I know,
I was trying to be like, is this an accurate
I agree with you, it wasn't an accurate portrayal. I
will say. The one thing that was extra shitty to
say is I almost wish I didn't just have this
date when she got back from Vegas.

Speaker 3 (01:25:35):
Yeah, like, because now I'm too now I'm too into
him and he's got all these options.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
I wish I didn't get to go on the Vegas
date where everyone wants to go the private plan, private
jet to Vegas. I wish I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
She also said I don't think we know each other
well enough. That was the most negative thing she said.
And then what's her name really took that and ran with.

Speaker 1 (01:25:58):
It, Julieta. So he was like, you know, he's like, hey,
can I talk to you for a second. Girl. This
is the first time he was like what the fuck?
He's like, I developed a soft spot for you. I
wanted to protect you, Katie. That's what he wants. He
wants like he I think he kind almost like fix.

Speaker 4 (01:26:16):
A woman, protect a woman, like he wants a damnsel
and yes, like he really does. And but now that
he's getting it, he's like, I don't want Maybe he's confused,
like yeah, he's like I was getting because she shit
talked it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
Though, yeah that's true. It's because she shit talked it.
He's like, I wanted our date to be personal, you know,
I wanted a friendship first. That's why you questioning. It
really hurts Like, why are you talking shit about our date?
When I thought it was so I felt protective of you,
and you're talking shit about it. We had a perfect date.
You're on the Bachelor. I can't take you on every

(01:26:51):
one on one date. I just took you on a
one on Wade. It's a bachelor. She's like, He's like,
you know, I just I'm when you question me, it
really hurts me. Come to me only, why are you
talking shit to the ladies? I understand. She's like, of course,

(01:27:11):
I have my doubts. You know how, I don't really
know you yet. I don't know that I'm ready. He's like,
I am trying to find my wife. I told all
the goals. It went really well. It was just like
she's going to be out because of this she fucked
herself over.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
Yeah, because it's also hilarious that he said, you know,
come straight to me with this, Like, oh, oh, okay,
so every time I have a problem, I'm supposed to
find you and tell you that I'm having a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
He would like that. I feel like he would like that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:45):
You know, coming up next week, like her heading up
to wherever he is.

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
Yeah, brutal. Well, okay, so here we are. So now
we're sitting around and we have the villain and the
villain in waiting. So we have Carolina and Dina, and
she's like so so. Also, by the way, earlier in
the episode, Carolena was all stretched out with her feet
up on the couch and everybody else was like she
had half the couch and like fifteen gals are like jammed,

(01:28:09):
like waiting for the date card onto the other end. Yeah,
they like the visual of her like isolating herself. And
then so Dina goes, no, I can really see how
it's hard for the early people like Alex or Carolina
who had the date. And then I can see how
that is hard. So I love you, I feel you,

(01:28:32):
I see you, thank you. And then she goes, thank
you for seeing me, I do feel seen. I'm like,
are what the fuck I do feel seen? I do
I see you. I feel very seen by you. Thank
you for holding a lot of intentionality, dude, man, Yeah,
it's I.

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
Just think she's a victory of diplomacy.

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
Yes. So then Rose can't hand. So then they both
start crying. Dina starts crying and Carolina starts crying. So
Rose also starts crying, and Rose is like, UM, I
don't feel good. I think I need to go home.

(01:29:17):
I think for my well being, I think I need
to not be here. I And then so she's freaking out,
and then Carolena she decides to confront Caroleina. This was incredible.
She's like, your actions set me back. You really kind
of fucked me over, and you set me back in

(01:29:41):
a big, fat way.

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
I was like, whoa.

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
Then she goes why it was brought up you You
were sabotaged because of your actions. I you backstabbed me,
you fucking did, Jude. And then she slid off as
the demimore, her pizza face sliding up into the sunset,

(01:30:08):
and she's like, I don't want to be here anymore.
Ah ahma, And she's like, I don't want to do
this anymore? Is this not for my well being? I
want to go home. She's like shaking, She's like she's
having like a panic attack. She's like this is It's like, okay, okay,
this is the tipping for me. It is I actually

(01:30:28):
appreciated her articulation. It isn't the best interest for me
to go. And he's like, okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:30:37):
He does not put up any bit of resistance to her.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
He was like he was just like, oh, few, I
don't have to deal with this.

Speaker 5 (01:30:45):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:30:46):
I took care of itself. I didn't have to deal
with this because I didn't want to deal with this.

Speaker 2 (01:30:49):
He's so reallyd slide.

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
Here with your demimore, with your hair blotching, your demimoney,
slide out of here, Doug. You have to see it.
You have to just get used to get high and
watch me because it's so much crazier. The first half
is what you think it's gonna be, and then the
second half you're like whoa whow Like Greg Nick and

(01:31:13):
Taro's company really or whoever made these effects? Walking Dead
has nothing on whatever was made to ask anymore? And
that's like this is.

Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
Wild, and you stay in it, you know, it's not
like effect and then cut away like what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
No, No, I need you to send me a video
when you're done. I need I need you to nd
be because it's and just know that every twenty two
year old is to be like you're gonna love it.
I love it. You're like, okay, I love it. I
just really it's so really. I mean, it's amazing, but
it's not like what the fuck. Also, she's fifty, she's

(01:31:52):
supposed to be fifty, she's just turned it's her fiftieth birthday,
and it's like this is what to be calling, like
whoa anyway, get ready, Doug.

Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
I had a guy friend tell me that that movie
was about. First of all, he's like, watch it and
then tell me I called him. I'm like, great, let's
talk about He's like, you know, when when women become mothers,
they can't handle there. I was like you are Like,
I was like, you're dead to me. But I started

(01:32:22):
by just I just plodding out.

Speaker 5 (01:32:25):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
I think. I really think it's more about the world's
gaze on women and these other four points. And he's like, yeah,
but when women are mothers.

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
I cannot, dude, I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
I was like, I can't believe living here for twenty
years and you just played this.

Speaker 1 (01:32:39):
But the thing I just told you that we cut
out earlier about somebody explaining the Bachelor viewership. It was
one of those moments I was like, I can't, how
are you? I can't. I can't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
You can't entertain what I can't ask the woman.

Speaker 1 (01:32:51):
I can't think. I can't as a mother and as a.

Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
Mother that I have zero the mother thing you're talking about,
but I have one of the other.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
Yeah, what are you dying about?

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
But you stick to that?

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
Okay, okay, So so then so then Litia got she's
really good. She kind of engages in the right amount
of the fray. She's like, you know what it is
the Carolina Show and uh and it's really fucked up.
And then this is really unfair. She like she calls
people out without getting in the fray. So everybody hands

(01:33:26):
out their trench coats. They get their sexy office trench
coats out. It must have been freezing if they handed
them all trench coats.

Speaker 3 (01:33:32):
Never done that, Never it's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
It must have been freezing and so and pouring. It
must have been like between showers. They must have been like, okay,
get out there right now, like for two seconds, it
must have been soaking wet and fucking freezing. They're like,
take a trench coat, go outside. We're getting out. So
it goes Littia. So he's like, oh good, I don't
have to deal with Rose Litilla, then Juliana. Then so

(01:33:58):
Juliana gets the second row for like that's a woman
that's a ride or die. Then we have Alex, then
we have Zoe. Then the final one goes to Carolina,
and then he cut our sweet rock lover Parina, who
she goes, did I talk about rocks too much? And
she said, don't worry. I'm excited to go home to

(01:34:19):
my cat Sonny and we're gonna come home with the
dad someday soon. And then we have he cut Natalie. Dude,
I've got some rocks. Okay, Now I need you to
tell me what do you think? I need you to
tell me who you think. The top three are going

(01:34:41):
to be in order, but we can first do tweet
the week. What do you want to do? What do
you want to do.

Speaker 3 (01:34:47):
This?

Speaker 1 (01:34:47):
Okay, So I'm going to ask in order, and by
the way, we're also going to be giving out a
prize our listener, We're going to give out a prize
for the post or review of the week. We're going
to give out review of the week. But but that's okay,
So here we go Tweet of the week. We're gonna
narrow it down to two okay, and the people who win,

(01:35:10):
you're gonna win a uh, you're gonna win a sleep Crown.
And there's a new code sleepcrown dot com back slash
w y t R code Lama. Don't forget. That's two l's.
Do you love your sleep Crown?

Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
I don't have a sleep crown?

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
What well you can get one with code lama. They're incredible.

Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
I'd say two L two l's.

Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
I travel with it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
I know I'm going to get addicted to it if
I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:35):
It's the best thing I have. It's my favorite. I
love it so hard. I just love it. Okay, here
we go. Here are our final tweets, and you can also,
by the way, doctor Bannana tell people how much how
they can do this. It's a post of the week
posting posting here.

Speaker 5 (01:35:50):
You can tweet at me at Anna host on Twitter.
You can threads me at Money moves host and if
none of that works for you, you can just DM
me on Instagram app Money.

Speaker 1 (01:36:02):
Yeah, you don't need to stay on Twitter or ax
if you don't want to DM anything works. We don't
do not need feel the need to stay on that
platform if you don't want to. Okay here. The first
one is from Laura Lizziak Laura lovers a f Carolina
to Grant. You know how the last few weeks have
been very tough on me, bitch. We've only been here

(01:36:23):
for a few weeks, Grant. This is from Sophia Salibi
Sofia underscore Salabi Grant. I wish for a beautiful family.
Dina's furiously scribbling out. I wish Carolina get to rash.
Oh my god, me too. That made me laugh. This

(01:36:47):
is from Hattie Hines at Hattie Heines, I feel like
this Spain group date was reverse engineered by a producer
who's always wanted to see two people dressed as Michael
Jackson kiss. Oh my god, this is fun. Rose. This
is from uh Mitchell Bonahan, Rose, you did me dirty,

(01:37:14):
Dina objection. The only dirty thing my client has done
is hump Grant in front of Mario and five hundred strangers.
You know she is Carolina's lawyer like my client. It's
really funny. Okay, Okay, here's right from Jessica Oltman. Is

(01:37:38):
it just me or is Sarafina the black Gabby? Close
your eyes and listen to her voice. Can only hope
you're watching a lesbian in the making.

Speaker 3 (01:37:48):
I think I did.

Speaker 1 (01:37:51):
She does tell she does some the Gabby.

Speaker 5 (01:37:54):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
This is from Cory Maidens Jesse Palmer pronouncing Chin Shawn.
It's a photo. It's a photo from Steve girl from
the office. Nope, don't say it like that. And then

(01:38:15):
we have all right, those are my top ones. What
are the top two? Those are so funny ones? What
are your top two?

Speaker 3 (01:38:21):
Michael Jackson?

Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
Michael Jackson? Okay, Michael Jackson. And then do we like
bitch only her a few weeks? Do we hear her lawyer?

Speaker 2 (01:38:32):
Lawyer?

Speaker 1 (01:38:32):
Okay? Great? Okay. By the way, these are from two dms,
which I enjoy two DMS. Okay, Mitchell butt Han Rose,
you did me dirty? Dina objection. The only dirty thing
my client has done is hump Grant in front of
Mario and five hundred strangers or Hattie Hines. I feel

(01:38:56):
like the Spain Group. I feel like the Spain Group
date was reverse engineered by a producer who's always wanted
to see two people dressed as Michael Jackson. Kiss, Michael
Jackson or my client, dug.

Speaker 3 (01:39:10):
Michael Jackson for me, please, Michael Jackson.

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
Michael Jackson, Doctor B. I like objection, Okay, I kind
of like objection too, but guess what you win, Hatti Hines.
I feel like the Spaine Croup day was a reverse
engineered by producers always wanted to see two people dressed
this Michael Jackson Kiss. Email us your email at Rosepodcast
at gmail dot com. Okay, Doug, tell us what you

(01:39:37):
think your top three two one? And who? If there
was going to be a bachelor bachelorette, who you think
it would be? Okay? Who? Three two one?

Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
Doug?

Speaker 3 (01:39:48):
Well, Rose, Really since the next bachelorette I think, yes,
just kidding, Zoe three is Zoe to Juliana one?

Speaker 1 (01:40:00):
Okay, zoey Juliana Alex. So you don't think Latia is
in there? Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:40:06):
She just I don't know. For some reason, I'm not
feeling La Tia, But yeah, she could definitely be. That's
not a bad choice, but I'm gonna stick with my.

Speaker 1 (01:40:16):
Say one more time it goes, it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:18):
Goes zoey Oh you know what, Okay, I'll put I'll
put Letia in there instead of Zoe Letia Alex Alex.

Speaker 5 (01:40:28):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:40:28):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:29):
Top three Okay, Okay, Mary Lynn, I.

Speaker 2 (01:40:33):
Wasn't thinking Alex was gonna make it. I had Serafina
three okay, Zoe to Latia one.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
Okay, does your sweet Alicia watch? Yes, Alicia, do you
want to give us your top three in order? In
a second, you can come think about it, because we're
gonna ask you have a second to come look at
the photos, and then I'm gonna ask Katie, Katie, what
do you think? Three? Two? Hy so? Number three? I
think it's gonna be Zoe Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:41:01):
Then I think it's gonna be Alex, and I still
think Juliana is gonna win.

Speaker 2 (01:41:04):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:41:04):
So you think Litia is not in the top three,
I mean it sucks because it's like you're you have
recency bias and you didn't really see her this episode,
so as of now, no, okay, but that'll probably change
Doctor Burnetta, so we see it one time. So you
think Zoe Alex Juliana. So you have a similar line
up to a Doug hat okay, doctor Banana.

Speaker 5 (01:41:23):
Three two one, I think, uh Lytia, Alex, Juliana.

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
Whoa Juliana because she said you're a woman, you're a woman.
You think she's gonna win with the woman?

Speaker 5 (01:41:37):
Oh no, oh sorry, sorry reverse that. So I think
that Juliana third, Alex is second, Litia's first.

Speaker 2 (01:41:44):
That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:41:45):
Okay, I think, And we're gonna come to you after me,
sweet sweet Alicia, Like, there's your friend, Alicia, doctor banana.
You can't hear her, but there's your friend. Okay, I
think three, I think. Let me look, I think, Okay,
I'm going to go number three, Juliana, number two, Alex

(01:42:11):
number one, Latia. Okay, let's get her on Mike. Okay,
let's get her on my Hi. And is there anything
that you want to say about Carolina before you give
us our top three? Yeah, Carolina and her being messy
and like being it trouble trouble maker. Is there anything
you want to say about Carolina? And then you're three
two one? You know what I appreciated.

Speaker 10 (01:42:31):
I've only been watching a few seasons. I feel like
this is the most like authentic drama that I've seen.

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
Yeah, because he's hot so many.

Speaker 11 (01:42:38):
Like just like stirring shit up? Can I say that story?

Speaker 5 (01:42:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:42:40):
Yeah, yeah, stir stuff up.

Speaker 10 (01:42:41):
I feel like it's a genuine food and I'm actually
appreciating the authentic drama.

Speaker 1 (01:42:46):
By the way, you guys couldnt can we get we
take a picture of them? They're so fucking cute and
they're June squib pats. Wait, these are the cutest people
in the world. Okay. By the way, I text talk
all the time about how much I like you, I
like you a lot. Okay, So three two? Won Alisha?
I think you're just just so lovable.

Speaker 10 (01:43:03):
Okay, I'm going number three Zoe, okay.

Speaker 11 (01:43:09):
Number two? Oh Juliana?

Speaker 1 (01:43:14):
Okay, wait, what was my number? So we have Litia
and Alex?

Speaker 11 (01:43:18):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna go Alex number one.

Speaker 1 (01:43:20):
So you don't think Lytia is in the top four?

Speaker 11 (01:43:23):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:43:24):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:43:24):
Okay, yeah, okay, okay, was Alex.

Speaker 5 (01:43:27):
Your number one?

Speaker 2 (01:43:28):
Doug?

Speaker 1 (01:43:28):
Did you guys you did you guys have the exact
same order?

Speaker 3 (01:43:34):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (01:43:35):
Yeah, that's crazy?

Speaker 3 (01:43:36):
Okay, No, I put Tia in uh Alicia.

Speaker 2 (01:43:41):
At the last minute. Okay, we pressured in your original
I think was Alicia's.

Speaker 1 (01:43:46):
We also got some really great new reviews, and guess
what if you got if you were going to read
some and the review of the week is gonna get
to win this thing, so write more reviews. So I
wanted to think. So last week I was saying we
didn't have any reviews, and we got so many reviews
because you guys are so great. But I got the
cutest email from one of our listeners, Lexi Rap, and
she said, I was listening to the Best High High

(01:44:08):
High to the Best podcast team. I was just listening
and heard you say that you had no new reviews,
and that just won't do. She said she's already left one,
but she's going to steal her husband's phone and leave another.
She said she has a small business and she wants
to give an item from my website to the best
new review of the week for the rest of the season,
and she's going to give us a discount code if

(01:44:30):
we can each pick something from her. So her website
is called track Youruradventures dot com and she said that
we get to pick them too, and she said, I
feel like Katie would love tracking the National Park. She's
been to. So there's a National Parks one and she said,
and I think aunt you and Anna would like to
scratch off posters to pack track what states of shows
that we've done. That's fun, Marylynn, you might need a

(01:44:54):
show scratch poster. Okay, wait, what's the National Parks one?
Do you see the National Parks one? I've been, I
know a lot of them. Let me is it a
scratch off? Yeah? It's really cute. It has like the
the emblems for each of them. And oh my god,
that's so cute. Okay, you need that?

Speaker 2 (01:45:09):
So is this all for parks?

Speaker 1 (01:45:10):
Yeah, you could do parks. So there's I just send
you when there's or states. So here's why you scratch off.

Speaker 2 (01:45:18):
That's cute.

Speaker 1 (01:45:18):
That's cute. So which one so you're getting?

Speaker 2 (01:45:21):
So she bring the country together?

Speaker 1 (01:45:24):
Yea, this does so, and just so track your adventures
dot com.

Speaker 4 (01:45:27):
Speaking of National parks, please contact your congressman and your
senator and tell them to stop Trump from firing everybody
that works at national parks and stop taking all them.

Speaker 1 (01:45:38):
He's fired, like you can't.

Speaker 4 (01:45:40):
It was like four thousand rangers and like Yosemite is
going to be so fucked this year because of this,
so please contact you know your representatives and tell them
to stand up.

Speaker 1 (01:45:51):
It's insane. Yes, do that and very angry about it.
You should as you should be, and thank you to
Lexip and everybody. She's such a cute one. It's such
a Track your Adventures. So we get to pick something
that we want. You don't have. He has stickers and
water rolls that everybody can buy. Okay, you can pick. Okay,
so pick what you people can go by. Yeah that

(01:46:12):
but people, Okay, so you you pick the item that
you So we each get to pick an item and
then whoever wins review of the week, so you get
to pick something from this website. This stuff is really cute.
So we have a bunch of options for our reviews
this week. So these are the people that are in
the running to win something. And she's gonna so email
us your address and you're gonna win an item from
Track Your Adventures. Okay, here's what five stars from. Uh,

(01:46:36):
it's just simple the best. We love Arden and doctor Banana.
I got no beef with that review. That's a good review.
Simple love that review. Here's another one five stars. Kimberly
ben Yak love the show I'm a big fan of
Willie except this rose. All the guests in Ardner hilarious.
Thank you for entertaining me every week. Great, we love
that in the running. Here's one from Okay, this is

(01:46:59):
fine five stars. A must listen, Ben Comma reviewer, Comma
thirty nine. You know Jesse Palmer forty two hosts a
week of forty four. I guess forty five now a
weekly escape to the bougie garage is essential listening for
anyone who loves comedy and the Bachelor franchise. Arden, her
incredible rotating group of guests and hilarious production team bring

(01:47:21):
me so much joy. This podcast makes every second watching
The Bachelor worth it, but not necessarily to it, but
not necessary to enjoy the pod. It truly feels like
the best dinner party with friends. Cannot recommend this pod
enough love y'all. Ben reviewer thirty nine. I mean this
is a great review. Here's another one from doctor Megan Bebee.

(01:47:42):
My horse and I or your dot do? I can't
revieawt it all? Five stars? Oh was a horse? I
don't know my horse and I are your and I couldn't.
Maybe you could see on your computer. Maybe you can
see the full title.

Speaker 5 (01:47:52):
Horse and I are fans okay, okay?

Speaker 1 (01:47:54):
Or is that what it says? My horse, he or
your fans? The eleven out of ten the best podcast
on Earth and probably in space. This podcast is the
only reason I still watch The Bachelor. Longtime listener, first
time reviewer. I don't know why it's taken me so
long to review, because I'm true. Oh my god, this
is incredible. I don't know why it's taken me so
long to review because I'm truly obsessed.

Speaker 2 (01:48:15):
I mean, Bachelors should pay you, guys, fans, I.

Speaker 1 (01:48:18):
Mean literally, because nobody's watching. I'm a huge fan of
art and and all of her guests and the production team,
all caps production team, and I keep up religiously with
the Bachelor franchise so I can listen and compare my
takes with all of my friends on weeks at this
rose when the episode drops. A listener anywhere at work,
in my car on my horse. He's also a huge fan,
and I laugh so hard I've almost fallen off. Please

(01:48:41):
come to the Philly, New Jersey area for a live
show Leo the Horse and I will be there. PS.
All the Horse dates about the franchise history. I've always
been truly unhinged, and I'm always obsessed with how weird
hot people act on horses. Any Way, thanks for being
the best. Here's another one. Five star art Champions. You
are all absolutely I mean, these are so fucking great.
So side note, we got two more that I'm gonna

(01:49:01):
put into next week's rotation. For the horse obviously, Okay,
so it's down to between the horse and Ben, between
the horse and Bougie Varrage Ben thirty nine reviewer for
the winning Track Your Adventure Horse. And by the way,
there was two other awesome ones that are going to
be in the running next week, Horse or Ben thirty

(01:49:23):
nine reviewer Mary Lynn winning a Track your Adventure item.

Speaker 2 (01:49:28):
Wait, what is the thirty nine review?

Speaker 1 (01:49:31):
Okay, the horse? Okay, doctor Banana.

Speaker 5 (01:49:33):
I think it's the horse, because that's a good that's
a good review.

Speaker 1 (01:49:36):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:49:36):
Honestly, I've always been like, what does a horse think
of this show?

Speaker 1 (01:49:39):
Okay, Doctor Megan bb and Leo the horse. You guys
just won an item from Track Youruradventures dot com. Take
your horse, tell us what you are, send us what
you want, and you're mailing address and we will put
you in touch with our sweet legsy and if you
want to be in the running for review of the week,
you better review us because there's two awesome ones that

(01:49:59):
are already in the running, and there's some pretty great
items on Track your Adventures. So shout out to them
and it's so happy about the review. And shout out
to Julie for the sleep. We love our listeners. Who
can they just provide the guest So check out sleep Crowd,
check out Track your Adventures. Oh my god, how fun
was that to give out a gift for reviews. We
thank you, Thank you to our listener who offered that up.

(01:50:21):
It's so cool. Okay, Marilyn race Cup, I loved I
was so excited that you were coming on. I always
sort of try to like cast my dinner parties. I
like to cast my guests together.

Speaker 2 (01:50:33):
I love coming here.

Speaker 1 (01:50:34):
I really like having you. I appreciate you driving, and
I really like you your birthday cards on my fridge.
You mean a lot to me. I think you're really lovely.
You're the temptress of the podcast. What would you like
to promote?

Speaker 2 (01:50:47):
Well, you can follow me on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:50:49):
Do you have any shows coming up? Any live shows?

Speaker 2 (01:50:52):
I'm going to Dallas.

Speaker 1 (01:50:53):
Are you doing hyenas?

Speaker 2 (01:50:55):
No, I'm doing like a comedy club or something.

Speaker 1 (01:50:58):
It's fun doing up. I like doing stand up in Dallas.

Speaker 2 (01:51:02):
Yeah, I love Dallas. Was at the Improv this time
I'm at somewhere else, okay. And then beyond I haven't
thought beyond that. I mean, I know something else.

Speaker 1 (01:51:10):
Like it's been a weird year. Armageddon started in Los
Angeles and it's like, let's be real, this is it
was a shaky start for everyone to.

Speaker 2 (01:51:16):
My TV show coming out in April at North of North.

Speaker 1 (01:51:20):
It's coming out in April.

Speaker 2 (01:51:21):
Yeah, on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (01:51:22):
That's so exciting, really proud of that. I don't know
why I thought it was already out.

Speaker 2 (01:51:25):
It's out in Canada.

Speaker 1 (01:51:27):
I see so there. I can't wait to see it.

Speaker 2 (01:51:29):
Yeah. So they keep going like, oh the finale, and
I'm just like murmur.

Speaker 1 (01:51:33):
So it starts. So it starts here in April. Okay, great,
I'm Dougie beebe Hey. I love just getting to hear
your picks and then seeing how it goes. And I
always love hearing your takes. What would you like to
promote my friend?

Speaker 3 (01:51:50):
All of my things are at doug Lovesmovies dot Com.
And that's the thing I'm still doing the most frequently
tape weekly episodes of that.

Speaker 1 (01:51:58):
That's fun. It's so fun. I had so much fun.
Do we get a sketch fest?

Speaker 3 (01:52:02):
Yeah, And I'll be at uh, I'll be doing it
a couple of times at south By Southwest.

Speaker 1 (01:52:07):
Oh, that's fun. I'll be there too for a movie.
I'll be but I'm gonna stay. I'm gonna be. I
fly in on the six My premieres on the seventh.
I have some like movie stuff on the seventh and eighth.
But then I'm gonna stay because Lauren Lapkis is coming,
so I'm gonna stay with her just to and I'll
hang on that Sunday and I'm there.

Speaker 5 (01:52:25):
That's so cool.

Speaker 1 (01:52:25):
Yeah, that's to be fun. This movie that I did
called The Threesome and then and then Gemstone starts on
the ninth on HBO. But I'm gonna be in south
By Southwest from the sixth to the tenth. When is
your show?

Speaker 2 (01:52:38):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:52:39):
Okay, okay, we'll work it well, okay, great, okay, great, okay, okay.
KT Money I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:52:46):
Kat and a shore Money on Instagram And as always,
please go to your local shelter and adopt your foster
and animal.

Speaker 1 (01:52:50):
I gotta tell you there was a new cat in
my driveway that I fed today. But it looks too
It could just be like a neighbor. It looks too
well fed. Let's see, I'm trying to steal the neighbor's cap. Okay,
doctor Banana, we are gonna start a Treon.

Speaker 5 (01:53:06):
Yes, yes, we will eventually whenever I can get my
schedule together. But I also want to say I refunded
everyone because I realized it charged for a month that
we were not on. So I went through and I
refunded everyone who got charged. So just you guys know
you got refunded. It should be on your card soon enough.
I didn't realize it was charging you guys. Still. I
thought I turned it off, but you have to apparently
turn off every month. So you're all refunded. So sorry

(01:53:29):
about that, And we'll pay attention.

Speaker 1 (01:53:30):
We'll get on it, because we'll do we'll do like
two wrap up shows of like all of Southern Charm,
and then we'll go to Summerhouse. So good, so good, Okay,
And I have to say it's so embarrassing. But as
I am getting ready for the premiere of Gemstones and
the South. I was like, I'm like literally dressing, thinking
what would Page Desorbo wear.

Speaker 5 (01:53:51):
That's smart? You have to do that now I don't
look like her and you know what it is. It's
underwear and like a top.

Speaker 1 (01:53:56):
I'm gonna wear underwear and a top. Okay a conclusion.
That's all be for today. Thank you all for coming.
My name is arm Rain. Until next time, goodbye.

Speaker 9 (01:54:04):
Oh yeah, we're gonna get all up in you tonight.
It feels so good. I just got one little question
where you except this roll? Will you reaccept this roll?
Listen to your word? Who accepting this rolls to your world?

Speaker 1 (01:54:41):
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