"HeHateMe- DRAFT PICKS!" W/ Jacquis Neal, Our Friend Whitney and Brendan Smith

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio.
Oh my God, We're bad, baby, We're back and we're
gonna sweltering bougie garage. So if you hear something in
the background, it's Mittens fanning all of us, and so
the fan's gonna be noisy because those little thumbs are

(00:21):
working triple time right now.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
She's got to.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Keep us cool. Well, we get Mornia looking at the
pen or En season. We're doing draft picks, baby, and
she's got four guys to pick from, and one of
them is Jesse Palmer forty five. They took away his age. Hello,
and we'll come to another episode of week's episodes. My

(00:43):
name is Ard Marie, coming to you from my sweltering
up bougie garage in Los Angeles, California. You guys, Wow,
we're back. I'm so excited that we're back. We're in person.
We are doing draft picks today. If you're following along
at home, we're going to be doing him on the
ABC website. Is Jen Tran The Bacheorette Season twenty one,

(01:07):
boy Ishia babe, and they didn't give her anybody to
pick from. Okay, before we get going a little housekeeping. Look,
Brian sofee and I are doing a live show at
Joe's Pub in New York City, which is attached to
the Public Theater downtown. It's really fancy. It's where Hamilton started,
It's where a chorus line is in that building. It's

(01:28):
part of Joe's Pub. It's where like Sandra Bernhardt does
shows there. Michelle Collins also, it's like a big, sort
of prestigious thing. Wednesday, July tenth, Brian Soffie and I
are going to be doing comedy, improv, songs, stand up.
Our special guests are on a gas stire from Saturday
Night Live, the hilarious Jordan Carlos, who has a podcast

(01:52):
with Michelle Buteaux. And we have one more person who
is so fucking funny, Jay Jurden. If you do not know,
he is a hunus. He's hilarious.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
It's really funny.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
He's fucking hilarious. So they're going to be doing stand up.
Anna's going to be doing improv with us. It's going
to be a really fun night and we want to
sell it out, so come and then we're also doing
a show October sixth, Saturday fifth at the Bellhouse. We're
going to be doing live week scept this Rose in Brooklyn. Yes, uh, Saturday,
October fifth. So I hope we're I don't know if

(02:24):
our tickets are up then for.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
That, yeah, we should fall up.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
We should fall up about that? Okay, hereby let me
introduce our guests. So who is who has braved it?
I'm gonna go just counterclockwise to my right is a
man who is the executive producer of Bachelor Silver Lake.
When he's not out catching coyote cubs or looking for
uh looking for ladies with sleeves, looking for love, he

(02:47):
is also the host of the Brando Cast, the host
of Rocktails with the Ama Zappa. Your friend, my friend
Brenda Smith, a.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Member of Schwah, an improv group in nineteen ninety three
that was me on Agasta and some friends of.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Us well, so excited.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Also Ago also our Patreon king taking us to the
Bravo verse.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
That's right, except this Rose.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Exactly bravoste okay with us as a man, who can
I just say if you did not come to the
San Diego show, and if you did not listen to
the San Diego Show, he's an icon and a star.
He's fucking hilarious. We love him.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
I love you.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I love I really do.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
I love you.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
This is great and I feel like this podcast has
brought me friends. And as I meet people and I
try to explain, I see their judgment. I see the
water go up in their eyes when they're like, oh,
you do a podcast about the Bachelor, I'm like, you
don't get it. It's a friendship club. We talk about
the Bachelor, we talk about grief, we talk about we
talk about dating, we talk about lives. You know, we
get to know each other. You do, but you were

(03:49):
brought to me via this podcast. He is also a
brilliant comedian actor. He is He was on Grand Crew
on NBC. There's secret thing coming up. I don't think
he announced, Yeah but not, but it'll be coming up
and you guys are gonna be excited about it. And
he is also the host of comedian Feud Oh, which

(04:10):
will be in Los Angeles this Sunday night at the
Allegian Theater. Everybody should go check it out. It's such
a fun night. If you haven't seen it, it's always
got stars there.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Come out the last one before the.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Horny Pool Inspector Jack.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
He's now Hello, Hello, I just talked to somebody from
that boat. Oh I can't talk to them really because
I am no longer single, but like I got to
talk somebody from that boat who was like, they're bringing
the boat to California, Okay, and who knows the same boat.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Well, can we talk about the fact that we talked
to Logan who we actually turned out? We remember, we
actually turned out we actually liked Logan. We thought we
weren't gonna like Logan, but we liked Logan, and we
talked to him about that boat that he got kicked
off of.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, it's a shame I didn't.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Okay, Well, somebody who else who was also with us
down in San Diego and met Logan and met Aaron
and met all the bros and bro Diego. You know
her as an icon, a star. She's the people's princess,
ladies and gentlemen, your friend, my friend, our friend, Whitney.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Look very pretty today, very put together.

Speaker 6 (05:20):
Oh thank you. I put a dress on.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
I'm so excited to have you all do our draft picks.
But of course this wouldn't be a program without the
amazing production team. And I just want to say that
our icon Katie is having a Scout emergency. There's the
only reason she would ever miss this. She's having to
go to deal with Scout. So let's hope that Scout's okay.
And we love our Katie and uh we miss our Katie. Yes, yes,

(05:47):
and she'll be back. But like the animals take precedence
on they do, they really do. I will accept this.
Rose animals come first.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
They do.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
But speaking of what comes second, the goer animals, and
that means doctor hannahm Ontanna, Arianna Rosanna, Rosanna, Dana Mints,
me Ireen, who's me Levine? Welcome to the program. Isn't
a animal like a kid underwear?

Speaker 3 (06:11):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Grandmalmatch?

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Isn't a correct color coordinated kid clothes in the seventies?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Okay I didn't. I didn't actually have it. I just
know the word. Okay, I didn't know it either.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
Color schemes, Okay, match shirts, pants.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
That's fun, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Isn't there something close to that that is like a cookie?

Speaker 1 (06:35):
There has to be crazy.

Speaker 6 (06:36):
Oh yeah, I think.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
That's fine, animal cracker.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
But there's like a yeah, mammals, mammals, manimals, animals, something
like that.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
That's a fun thing. Animal.

Speaker 6 (06:46):
We went all went to the same Graham Crackers. It's
got to be something there.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
I also want to announce, and I said this at
the live show, but I just wanted to say it.
And it's been a little while, so I'm okay. I'm
out in the world. Guys, Doctor shamm and Shamala and
I broke up. You know what, it's for the bath.
We had a good run. No, not wa wah, you
know what. Not everybody's supposed to be not everybody that
you don't have to marry everybody. No, no, no, we

(07:14):
had a great time.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
It was my first divorce boyfriend. He was hilarious, so
we wish him well. We had a really nice time.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
That's great.

Speaker 6 (07:23):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
And you're not supposed to be with everybody forever. No,
I had a good run. Yeah, off we go. I'm dating.
I've been dating right here we go. It's been fun,
all right. So here we are speaking of dating. Uh,
we have Jen Tran you guys, boy, is she pretty?
She was kind of boring, super pretty. They made her

(07:45):
in the finale. I felt bad for her when they
announced it. They like all of a sudden made her
like do the shot o'clock somewhere. And she also she's
like party girl, horny girl, which wasn't really what she
did on the show. How did you How do you
feel about this chickies?

Speaker 2 (07:59):
As I was coming in and like walking through the gates, yes,
And I was like, I don't remember anything about her.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yes, they went on like a surf date.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
If I recall, yeah, I was trying with.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
The dad in the basement.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
I remember that she went to the University of Wisconsin
at Madison. She did, mm hmmm, so maybe she loves
the beer.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Maybe she likes cheese.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Maybe For those of us playing along at home, we're
gonna read we're going through the bio of each person,
and we're trying and then we and then at the
after we've gone through them, we play two jab Rules
songs that we will not editing because we cannot afford it,
but we'll play them in person, and we are all
picking out our top three in order of who we
think is going to be the winner, then who we

(08:45):
think is going to be the next bachelor, who we
think is there as like the villain, like who's the
just the all out villain, and who's the sort of
fire starter like who's the you're triggering me person? Like,
who's the one that is actually not good at being
a villain? But they're like the tattletale, you know what
I mean? So we have the shitster, the villain, the
top three in order, and the next bachelor. Is there

(09:08):
any fun category that you want to nominate? Jack Keith?

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Oh that's a good one. Uh, let's the first the
first dude to cry?

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Oh that tears? So how about how about the tearjerker?

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Tearjerker?

Speaker 5 (09:26):
Can I? Can I nominate top nerd?

Speaker 2 (09:29):
No?

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Too many categories?

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Right?

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Don't you think too many categories?

Speaker 3 (09:36):
What do you think it's too hard to top nerd?

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Okay, there's zero. There's no nerds? Okay, okay, all right,
I actually you know what, I don't want to yug.
You're young.

Speaker 6 (09:47):
It can be tough nerd.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
No, no, no, no, they it does look like a
minor league baseball team.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
So there's no nerds.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
All right.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
So just to remind us, we have Jen Tran. She's
twenty six and and she's dedicated her life to helping others.
She's studying to become a physician assistant. She's a student.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
She's forever going to be a student, that's this rate.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
She's a bilingual Vietnamese beauty currently residing in Miami, and
she's ready to find love with a man who's reliable
and thoughtful as she is. When she's not studying, she
loves reading, paddle boarding, and traveling whenever she has the chance.
We know nothing about her, which is she's hot. Yes,
all right, So we have Jesse. They've stopped saying his age,

(10:30):
but we think that he's probably forty five by this point. Yeah,
all right, So we're meeting the cast and uh, okay,
so meeting the cast, so I will here we go.
We are going to go. The first up is Aaron.
He looks older than twenty nine to me. That hairline
and the face is reading older than twenty nine. He's

(10:51):
a aerospace engineer from Tulsa, Oklahoma, so he's smart in
theory theory. He's ready to love someone to the moon
and back. If he looks familiar, it might be because
his twin brother, Noah, Wait, what this is.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
No Noah's eighty five siblings.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Wait it's his twin what? And he fell in love
with Abigail. I believe they got married didn't.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Know they're engaged. They're not married yet, but they will be.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
They have eleven kids. He's from a family of eleven. Whoa.
He does not look twenty nine. He's a romantic who
is excited about Okay, that's cute.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
He got his twin brother on the show.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Okay. He builds satellites to send into space. He loves
spending time on the lake, playing volleyball and golf. Fun facts.
His most embarrassing haircut was rocking in middle part. That's
not a haircut. He's a force of nature on the
pickleball court. And he's seven minutes older than Noah. He
feels already like he's like dad joke Leah.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
He feels like he belongs to a country club I
wouldn't be allowed in.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yes, agree to agree on that. Yeah for sure.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
Hidden Hills Country Club in Tulsa, Oklahoma, found in nineteen five.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
They play get Out every Sunday night. Yeah, okay, great, Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
They're still experiencing first to this day.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yes, do you think that? Do you I actually feel
like feel.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
Sam's play golf here one time?

Speaker 2 (12:18):
He was.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, do we think he's still I feel
like he kind of could go.

Speaker 6 (12:27):
I think he could go far.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
I feel like he's not going to be a villain
because Noah was a nice guy, like like, if you're
you're not going to be like have a wild card
shithead twin.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
Well, he has a twin who has also coached him.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Yeah, that's Legacy Bachelor and Bachelorette World.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yeah, he's legacy.

Speaker 7 (12:45):
He's like legacy, Legacy's legacy.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
He's got us on Lrie Lachlan and is like Felicity
Hoffman getting him in question. Do you okay? I think
he could be top three?

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Oh he's he's he's well considering what everyone else looks like,
he might do well.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Okay, okay, great, all right, so we're gonna pass it off.
All right. Next up, do you want to go? Do
you want your you want the computer to read.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
You know what?

Speaker 4 (13:12):
I'm blind as a bat, So I'm gonna pull up
on this screen. Let's see if I can see this. Oh,
look at this lovely glasses.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Oh who do we have, Brenda?

Speaker 4 (13:24):
Well, we have our first dude from Brodiego.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
He looks older than he's saying.

Speaker 6 (13:32):
He's got a mullet.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
He's a sales executive. He's twenty eight years old.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
Austin is like California boy loves the beach, sushi, and
the idea of finding someone to share them both with
for the.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
Rest of his life.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Brodie Ago, Yeah, they all love sushi.

Speaker 6 (13:47):
They all are sales executive.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
They're all. Yeah, They're all they all.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Telly is down in San Diego, says the beach and
the military.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
Yeah, bars, Yeah, sales.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
Austin just needs to find a woman who appreciate and
accept his mullets.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Guys.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Yeah, this sales exec is looking for an honest, loving,
fun woman.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
She might like the mullet.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
With whom to start a family. And he's passionate about
his career in sales.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
I'm praying that they just gave these guys bad photos
like that.

Speaker 6 (14:19):
I wish we could find them on instead, but they
don't have.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Usually if you you could usually find it like a
Cosmopolitan magazine. Meet the men of gen Zz.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, because I'm not gonna lie. I'm looking at I'm
looking at some of these picks, and the agent like milk.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
It is not good.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Are not good.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
They look sour and old and it's not It's not like.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
One guy looks dead. Brendan looks dead, Devin.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Look, they all look like they have like tequila diary.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Hang, it looks like your worst night now.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Brendan the shirt, the colors of the shirts from Aaron,
Brendan and Brett. All the shirts look like they're like
meet our sales teeth.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
They're all old Navy one color polo shirts.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
I feel like they really have they just given up
and they're like, we're we're putting all of our money
into the Golden franchise.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie once we
get once we get to the Melanin. Yes, we started
looking a little bit better. I know I'm biased. I
know I'm biased, but we started looking a little bit better.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
But you're biased for a good reason. I have to
say that is that they're not. The bouquet of white
Men is not really that, it's not it's not the.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Usually we have some some good looking white men on
the show.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Of white men.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
On this bouquet white men are down.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
White trouble here first, Okay, great, where was Austin January sixth? Okay,
I did I say you might like his mullet? Open
to it? Okay, I'm not counting Austin out.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
I'm counting them out because we didn't we didn't read
his fun facts.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
Oh yeah, that is I didn't read his fun facts.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah, these are it's the first one. Then they're they're there.
The first one is disqualified.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
Austin isn't working. He loves playing baseball, attending padres baseball,
and calling his mom. Austin is just as sweet as
he is handsome, and we are excited to see sparks
fly when he meets our best play.

Speaker 5 (16:16):
Oh fun facts here it is.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
Austin would love to be Justin Bieber just for a day.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Okay, yeah, I was that so I was like, what's
wrong with the padres?

Speaker 2 (16:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (16:24):
The problem is he wants to be that, almost like
he wants to put Justin Bieber in a box under
his floorboards.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Yeah, oh, here we.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Go this this might win big.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
Austin doesn't go anywhere without his retainers.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (16:38):
Austin is extremely terrified of snakes.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Wait a minute, retainers at a mullet and Justin Bieber
What a weird guy.

Speaker 6 (16:46):
He also used to play baseball.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
All right, she might like it.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
She might like it.

Speaker 6 (16:54):
I found their instagram.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Okay, can we see that can we see each person?

Speaker 6 (16:58):
I'm gonna pull them up.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
It's like double a bassed.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Can I see what all still looks like in real life? Yeah? Okay,
is he hot? Not really? Let me see.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
I mean he definitely looks better and on ig than
this picture.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Oh, he's got dad bought. He kind of looks like
a bad Kelsey younger Kelsey Kelsey Grammar. Jason and Travis
had a younger hot her there. Yeah, he's hotter there. Yes,
the beard isn't doing anything for him. Okay, what have
we got for Brendan jack Keys take it away?

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Oh my goodness, Brendan is hold on, I went to
brett on accident. Give me one.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
It's still high.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
I'm seeing the Dead and Company in Las Vegas.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Brendan definitely has tequila diarrhea for.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
All right, I should have been ready, all right, Brendan,
Brendan does look like he passed away.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
First ever zombie.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Contestant unless I g shows me differently, and let's look
at Brendan might be a nice guy, but Brendan is
one of those walk out the limo and you're eliminated.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yeah, he might not even make the edit.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
He might not make edit thirty years old from Vancouver.
He's an adventure seeking Canadian who won't apologize for fighting
for love. Sounds toxic as fuck.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Okay, commercial Canadians are polite though they are they are.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Ok but I want to apologize for fighting for love
all right. Brendan much prefers life with the partner by
his side.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
While he might be shy, he's extremely kind, loyal, emphatic
once you get to know him. Oh, empathetic, empathetic. He's
also passed away. He loves a spontaneous excursion and it's
hoping Gin is ready to jump head first with him
into the adventure of life. Now. Brendan is obsessed with skydiving.

(18:51):
Brendan always picks dare over truth. And Brendan may or
may not have successfully snuck into Coachella.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Okay, Oh he's hotter there, let me see. But he
doesn't know. But he doesn't have toe quilla diarrhea.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
He looks hot, he looks Yeah. They don't do them
any pictures.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
They have literally just given up.

Speaker 6 (19:12):
Look at him on the little stew He's hot.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Hot They really these dudes?

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah, wow, is the same man That guy is hot.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
That does not look like the same d.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
Whoa look at this he's got like doing.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Let me see, Oh my god, he's hot.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
ABC. However, you paid your photographer. I'll do it, Yeah
he might.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
I'll use iPhone portrait him upside down.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
It'll be too nice to make it. But if paradise
still existed, which it doesn't, he would have gone.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Okay, you Whitney for finding these two dudes so quickly.

Speaker 6 (19:48):
Okay, I found it on a because you told me to.
Cause it's women's health.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Okay, great, Okay, Brett, God bless him. Somebody's gonna love
a bear of a debt of a guy. But this
is not a good picture.

Speaker 6 (20:00):
Oh it's picture. Okay, So this is me, Brett. This
small town boy has big dreams when it comes to
finding love.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
He's twenty eight. He's his health and safety manager.

Speaker 6 (20:11):
Red has great energy, strong confidence, and a lot of personality.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
They're saying, this poor guy is not hot.

Speaker 6 (20:19):
He loves to be the life of the party and
won't turn down anyone who challenges him to a dance off. Okay,
Underneath this is an authentic man with sensible soul to
find the one. Oh man, this poor guy, you know,
of course, his parents have been together for over thirty
years and he wants to find a love. The kids

(20:40):
test a time parents. Let's see, Brett can do the splits.
We'll do them on commitment.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
That's how he got it. He's that's that's his entrance.
He's a big boy on this blitz. He's gonna do
that entrance. He's going to be a big boy, dropping
it like it's hot, right down onto his dangle.

Speaker 6 (20:56):
Brett has never left the United States, okay, but got
a passport just to be on the show.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:02):
As a kid, Brett accidentally shaved off his own eyebrows
right before picture A good look.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
This is a class. This is like a West Wilson.
He's gonna be like, I'm funny, I'm.

Speaker 7 (21:14):
Everyone's gonna everyone likes like, I know, this is the
guy we hang out with.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
This is the guy we go out with.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
He's gonna be on the podcast and we're gonna just
splits together.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Sure, but the second he gets the attention.

Speaker 6 (21:26):
Oh, he's gonna turn alright.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Guse he's gonna be the nice guy that can get
late and he can did it splits. He's look at him.

Speaker 6 (21:35):
His picture actually does him favors.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
As an avid viewer of Dateline. When you're reading his bio.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
As an avid viewer of Dateline the way you were
reading his bio, that's every man who ends up.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
Killing his wife.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
If you don't watch Dateline, you really should because it's
love it. Wow, bachelor was a bachelor bachelorette al right.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
When the love fads.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Okay, great murder happens. This is gonna be it.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
I see him lasting for a few episodes, just.

Speaker 6 (22:11):
Because you know he's going to be the fun one.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Fun to keep around. He doesn't want to seem show.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
You're right, he's You're right.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
They had a lot of heat. They're like, you don't
like fat people, and they're like, yes, we do.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah, we found him that could do this.

Speaker 6 (22:25):
It's going to be Chris Scarley.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Scarley guy, when's the company softball game every year?

Speaker 2 (22:34):
We found a small town boy with big dreams.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
And I really lose tendon. Okay, Doctor Burnanda.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Brian, Okay, Brian looks like a nineties sitcom here.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Brian, and what does he do for a loose.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Brian claims to be thirty three, but it's clearly forty three.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
If you look at his face and what is his job?
Where is he from.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
He's an aesthetics consultant, but he does botox.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
He tells women they're ugly pretty.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Yeah, he draws those lines on your face with the
red pen.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
He's you should really, you should really add filler here, Monica.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
He's from Boynton Beach, Florida.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Okay, Okay.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
He's got humor and heart packed with big personality and
a long island axe.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
That's fun. Okay, Okay.

Speaker 6 (23:17):
He says he's not on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
He's not gonna make it.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Yeah, he says, I hope to meet the woman of
my dreams, my partner in crime, my queen queen when
the sets consultant isn't helping people feel their most beautiful cells.
You're right. He's totally a plastic surgeon. Yeah. He loves
spending time with family, his nieces, and he's not a
full surgeon.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
He just to figure out how to do bo tex. Okay,
where do botox parties?

Speaker 3 (23:37):
This guy is going to be a character. His parents
served in the n y p D.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
And the boys are gonna gonna hang with the guys.
And I give HERD.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
I don't know if you PUTI, which means they were
both there at nine and eleven.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
Yeah, both alcohols.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
That's gonna be is troms. Like, my family really saw
some stuff. You're I was ten years old.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Okay, great, here we go.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
This is gonna be a character. I'm excited for it.
This is oh wow, Brian loves botox and doesn't know it,
doesn't care who knows it.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Okay, get in Wine terrified of.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Scar sharks but wants to go scuba diving.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
That's a weird combo.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Big fan of Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift's relationship confirmed.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Swift smart to say that you are even if you're not,
because he odds are a bachelorette's gonna like her. So
that's smart to seem like you're like, oh, he's like
he's in touch.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
You know, yeah, I doubt it.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
He's my fire starter. He's gonna be a nutcase.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
I also I want to get I mean, so far
the top of the cast, the average age is thirty,
which is.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
It is.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Twenty eight thirty three, Like we got she's how old
is twenty six?

Speaker 6 (24:54):
Okay, there's no like twenty two.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
Remember in past seasons there would always be a silver Fox.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
I like that. I liked it.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
None of those guys anymore.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
I know I missed like the thirty nine year old.
Thirty nine year old. We have a twenty seven year
old somalier from Paradise Valley, Arizona, Dakota looking like a
number of fallout boy. Yeah, Harry comes.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
We don't need to talk loud. He can hear it.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Well, you accept this rose. He's a Somalia big he's.

Speaker 6 (25:28):
He's also modeling.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
He has some big as twenty three.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
Okay, fly around.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
The certain looks crazier with his shaved head and his
bleached terror. I would say that that with the ears,
the hair is making it a little more pronounced right now. Yeah,
he's a he's been a caretaker for others a lot
of his life. Oh, he's gonna be He's gonna he
might cry first. He might Oh what the fuck?

Speaker 6 (25:56):
He's a model as well.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Okay, he might first. Everything go on in that house, all.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
All right, I'm going to say he might cry first
because apparently had a lot of trauma, so he might.
Oh yeah, so's he's really been there for a caretaker.
He's wise beyond his ears. There's been people have died.
He's gonna die he's gonna trauma bond with her and
be like people.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Have died, and he'll share a bottle of wine with
a good bottle.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yes, he's gonna do Yes, he's going to talk about
the death and et cetera. Yeah, he's there for the
right reasons. I truly believe the bacheloor came at a
divine time. He loves the Lord, the Lord, and and
she's the kind of woman I hope to meet. He
wants to show her the gorgeous vineyards and toast to

(26:48):
their future. Will this be the perfect pairing? Fun fat?
He spontaneously drove to Mexico at three am with just
the clothes on his back.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Why why? Why?

Speaker 3 (27:01):
From the drug? What are you talking about? That's not
something you revealed?

Speaker 1 (27:09):
More drugs. He dreams of becoming Where did he drive
from Arizona? Arizonta? He drove from me? Okay, dreams of
becoming one of the very few elite master Somali. He
loves wine. He loves wine too much. I mean, I
really likes wine. He loves wine. He has a guy.

(27:34):
He has a he's got a rib tattoo that says
the biggest thing in today's sorrow is the memory of
yesterday's joy. Okay, that's a long tattoo on his rib.
He's had a lot of loss. He's had a lot,
and he's gonna cry. He's a crier. He's going to
tell her about it.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
I don't understand that the biggest thing in today's sorrow.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
The memory of yesterday's joy. Why is that?

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Don't get it?

Speaker 1 (28:00):
It's actually he sounds like a buzzkill. Okay, all right,
we're gonna we'll take it.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
We're on to Devon. Do you want my glosses or why?

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Photos zoomed in?

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Devon is the biggest What is his actually?

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Where is he from?

Speaker 1 (28:16):
And what is his age?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Job?

Speaker 1 (28:18):
And where is he from?

Speaker 4 (28:19):
He is a freight company owner.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
How old is he?

Speaker 5 (28:23):
He's twenty eight from Houston, Texas.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Also looks like diarrhea.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
It's because he is a big This is a big
zoom day.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
And they've also they didn't give them any makeup. They
look really sweaty and pale. They're all in like like
khaki shirts.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Okay, Devon is the full package and is so ready
to meet his match.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
This business owner is one hundred husband material.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
And dreams of surprising hotter there, romantic.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
Hotter there throughout their relationship.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
This is the worst photographer on earth that he took
these pictures, ain't okay, Frank, Frank.

Speaker 6 (29:05):
He's very tall.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Okay, let me say.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Devin is extremely hard working and passionate about his career.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Okay, he's a crowd of the freight business. Doesn't look
he doesn't look like a shortcing okay, zoom in, Okay, Okay.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
When he's not working, he loves running and spending time
with his dog, his dog, Charlie. Fun facts. Devon ran
a two hundred mile relay race with.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
His buddies really far.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Devin loveves eating.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
Shrimp tacos despite being allergic.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
To shrink.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
EpiPen Like shrimp allergies like epipet Like, why don't you
just switch to fish?

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yeah, like beef tacos, many other chacocos.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
He loves to You don't understand. I love shrimp, but
it makes me say.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
He loves to put everyone else around him under dreams stressed.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
That's I mean, it looks like he ate a bunch
of shrom tacos before he just.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Okay, I don't see I see him going first day, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
He's out Devin's mom is his hero.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Okay, okay, one more then we'll take a quick break.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Oh we are all to the black man now, baby
on the road. Yes they are, and the pictures get back.
You know what I think about I think the photographer
was black, and he was like, oh do y'all favors it?
Don't make everybody look bad, But y'all get up here,
you're right, angle it up.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
The black people do not look the black do not
look like they've had diarrhea. They look glowing and handsome.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's cute. Right, he's a
young and he's a younger. Let's talk about Dylan, y'all,
twenty four years old medical students is a student Elk Grove, California.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
That is where it is, Sacramento.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Okay, okay, okay, now listen, Dylan might be young, he
is exactly what he wants and he is very serious
about finding a wife with whom to settle down twenty
four At twenty four, I never understand that what else
do you do with a wife besides settled down? Yes,
that's the definition of marriage.

Speaker 5 (31:13):
Well, business with your children.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
That's true, that's true. Now he is looking for a
partner with similar morals to his. We'll find out what
those morals are.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
He wants a family with whom he has instant chemistry.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
That's a lot.

Speaker 6 (31:27):
Yes, now he wants have instant chemistry with his family.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Yes. Now. He wrote this. He wrote this bio. He
wrote this bio before the rap beef for the summer
because he says, Dylan loves listening to Drake.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
His favorite actor. He loves watching I Carl and admires
the creator.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
When he gets on the show. His favorite artist is
going to be Kendrick Lamar. He's a big fan of
wine and pairing wine and painting date nights. That's cute.
Dylan hates avocados, my man. Okay, And he has never
stepped foot in a trader. Joe's what what that means?

Speaker 6 (32:08):
He's never lived in a place where there's a trader.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
You missed that. He loves attending Sacramento Kings game.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, he does love attending teams that
don't win games.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Before we go take our quick break, who of this
whole batch? First of all, how far do you think
Dylan will go?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
I can see him going a little bit far because
he's closer to her age and they're both they both
have a little shared like experience. He's cute. Yeah, I
can I can see him. I can see him going.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Pretty far, and Aaron might go far.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Those are the only two that you got.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Austin. Austin and Brendan was cute. The corpse was cute
on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Yeah, I know, that's so crazy.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
That's so crazy.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
But this is a hard one.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
This is a hard one. Okay, we're gonna take a
quick break and we'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Oh, bone zone, Time for the bone zone.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Hello, everybody, We're back with Grant. How old is Grant?

Speaker 3 (33:19):
What does he do?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Where is he from?

Speaker 6 (33:21):
Okay, so he is thirty. He is a day trader.
He's from Houston, Texas.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (33:27):
You know, it's easy to see what makes Grant such
a catch. His smile lights up every room he walks
into and is followed by his positive attitude. Grant is
a mama's boy who loves poetry and reading and says
he's here to find the love of his life.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Mama's boy.

Speaker 6 (33:42):
The former pro basketball player is passionate about his new
career as a day trader, and he hopes to provide
for his future family. When Grant isn't hustling at a job,
he loves watching the Lakers, going bowling, and singing his
heart out at Carrio. After his long term relationship didn't

(34:02):
work out, Grants is excited for the chance to fall
in love again and can't wait for his bachelorette journey
to begin.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (34:10):
Fun fact, Grant plans to visit every country in his life.
A lot of country and is a lot every country,
every country, every country.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
That's a lot of country.

Speaker 6 (34:22):
That's insane.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (34:24):
Grant is an avid salsa dancer, and Grant wishes he
could live in the year three to see what technology
is like his Instagram now.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Being a day trader is a risky proposition because you
can either make a lot of money or you're like,
he's hot. I think he doesn't have a job and
he's a mama's boy.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
I'm more interested in why he's not a player anymore
because had said he he hit pro, which doesn't necessarily mean.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
But I'm curious about where his basketball journey ended.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
I'm sure it ended very quickly just from no I know,
if you like players who played in the NBA and
overseas and to be retired. He's thirty now, which means
he retired at like twenty eight at the Brute.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
Which means playing in Turkey and when he was twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Yeah, yeah, that's brutal. Yeah, he's hot. I feel like
his hotness and his height might make him good to
the top three.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
Well, the height might be a very interesting X factor
with Jen Yeah, because she may or may not be our.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
Shortest bachelorette in the history of the franchise.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Correct, maybe too, So that could be a very interesting
to be fun first date with Crown.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
I I don't think I just saw his picture. Uh huh,
pro former pro basketball player, even overseas. He might be
annoying as fuck.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Yeah, Oh, he's definitely annoying.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
He might be annoying books.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
His looks will maybe get him.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
To He wiped his Instagram too, Yes, so I was like,
he had.

Speaker 6 (36:05):
A long term relationship, so he just he just broke
up with the girlfriend and then wiped everything.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
He wants to be he wants to be in the Bats, Yeah,
he wants it.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Okay, okay, okay, all right, you're up. Doctor Banana with Hakim.

Speaker 6 (36:26):
Does not have an Instagram?

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Okay, I saw that.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Yeah him up. I clicked on the wrong guy. Here
we go, Hakeem.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
He's got a hand in his picture.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Another zoom in photo.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
He's got a hand on.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
He did it better. He did it better. You know,
he got the little finger up, the finger up.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
I feel they made him put the finger up.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Okay, he's twenty nine medical device sales.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
He's cute.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Schamber Shamberg, Jambergromberg Schwamberg.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
Energetic guy with a big personality. I wants to bring
someone home to me his big Jamaican family. Okay, likes
he wants someone who's down with Jamaica.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Okay, look what he's getting his master's degree.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
He's getting his master's degree at Northwestern University.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
He's just smart.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Actually, I like this guy. He likes listening to reggae
music and rewatching the Lion King.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Even in the Woodfield mall Onlymberg.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
He has spent most of his life in Chicago, but
hopes to move somewhere warm and settle down with his family.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Okay, it was in Miami.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Fun facts. Hakeem can fully clap with just one hand.

Speaker 6 (37:34):
How does that happen?

Speaker 1 (37:37):
That have huge hands? He's got to have big hand,
big ass hands, big hand.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Why his hand is in the picture.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
He's got big hands. He's got some big hand.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
He takes finding love so seriously that he's spent over
five thousand dollars dating.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Now, why if you're hot guy at Northwestern? Why he
needed dating coach to an app? What do you think?

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Which it might be that he's a nice guy and
all the girls just want like.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
He Also, I also respect that he didn't say he
was from Chicago. He actually said I respect. I respect that.

Speaker 6 (38:19):
He's going to be a nice person.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
What's the final fun fact that he's.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Gone on a picnic day in a cemetery, but he
promises not to go.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
He's too nice. He's not gonna make it eaten alive.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
I say, you know what was was?

Speaker 2 (38:31):
What was his name? Who I wanted to be the bachelor?
Who was also from Chicago? A couple of seasons ago,
he had the dreads? Was the kid?

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Had the kid?

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Yeah, Nate, He's given me Nate es a little bit.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Was more of a player.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Nate was more of a player than he would never think.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Five grand one.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
It came out that he was like hiding that he
had a kid from a woman relationship, but as.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Far as like just his nice and it was nice.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Now he was I liked him.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
How do you think you pronounced this next name?

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Johan?

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Okay, So Johan looks like Alex has snuck back in
and called himself Johan, our our our king Alex from
what We Love. I feel like he's back and he's like,
I'm no longer Alex. I'm Johan and I'm a twenty
eight year old startup founder.

Speaker 6 (39:23):
He's very handsome, very handsome.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Oh, he's cute.

Speaker 6 (39:26):
Yeah, and he.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Doesn't look like a player. He looks like a nice guy.

Speaker 5 (39:29):
You are so good at that getting this quickly.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
He's a startup founder from New York. She's gonna like him.
He's a smart, successful guy. He founded his own company.
He priority, he prioritized his career throughout his twenties. Now
this Forbes thirty under thirty. Oh he's rich. Oh my god,
he's hot. He's gonna win cow.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
He's hot, he's red.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Wow, he might be cross thirty.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
He's going to be the bad John. He's gonna be
the bachelor.

Speaker 6 (40:00):
He's gonna be the best, the richest bachelor.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
It's gonna be an absolute nightmare. Yeah, it could go
either way that those guys.

Speaker 6 (40:07):
Tend to He looks like somebody who knows he's good looking.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
He sucks. He's hot and he sucks. He's gonna be
the back he could be the villain. He's hot, yeah,
and he's thirty under thirty. He's gonna be the bachelor.
But the guys are gonna hate him.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
He's gonna be Those guys don't like playing by the
same rules as everybody else, and they have a hard
time being told.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
What to do. He always wins a chess he if
he gets angry, watch out. So he's he's crazy, moody.
He's a delicate villa. He's a villain and learning to
fly on a plane into his buckets. He's hot and
rich and he's gonna be a He's going to be
a villain.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah, but he also could still make it.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
I mean thirty under thirty with that body, I mean forget.
And he's a handsome face. He's a good looking guy.
Oh man, he's a real contender. Okay, up next, it's
gonna be all of he just she doesn't even kick
him on. Poor Jeremy, Poor Jeremy. The white guys are
in trouble.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
Would you like me to read Jeremy?

Speaker 1 (41:06):
He has a croucheded shirt of a khaki shirt.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
Jeremy's twenty nine. He's a real estate investor from Manhattan.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
Jeremy is a spontaneous, loyal, and generous guy. He's on
the Bachelorette to find ever love. He has had long
term relationships in the past. Photo I'm lucky.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
He takes it in love ever since.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
He loves, he loves hard, and he enjoys coming up
with creative idea.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
He loves harm, he loves hard, and he loves creative
ideas for special date nights when he isn't working.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
As a real estate in ship, he's full of ship.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
You think I don't think he makes it hard shit.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Let's just read his fun facts. Jeremy wants to live
abroad someday. He's happiest when he gets.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
A full eight hours of I have never gotten a
full eight hours.

Speaker 5 (42:01):
That's not gonna happen in the bachelor mansion. Yeah uh.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
And Jeremy's ideal meet the Friendly day would be inviting
a girl over for passover sator.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Okay, Jeremy, He's not gonna He's not gonna he's he's
not gonna He.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Has his Instagram. His only pictures with people are with
black dudes. They say, let me say, is either him
solo or him hanging out with his black friends.

Speaker 6 (42:30):
He's like, look at me, I'm cool, I'm here.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Let me see it. Let me see him with this.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
That's just this. He cool guy.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
He's proud to boast.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
He's a real cool guy.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
My friend.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Interesting.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
He's paid in the ass. People, He's gonna be paid
in the ass. Okay, he could be a villain. Okay,
who's next? Jack Keys? Who do we have?

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Oh, we got my man John. We got my man John,
who's also twenty five in a medical student.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
He's a nice guy, but he's not gonna make it.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
He's a nice guy with the young medical students.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
She is just like yourself, don't you.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Yeah. He's smart, athletic with a heart of gold. He's
excited to see if he and Jen have chemistry. He
is a future doctor who's always up for a good time,
hosting the game night, going to movies, or playing some.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
He's too nice.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
He lives a life of gratitude. He is too nice.
He's totally a relationship guy. So let's see if Janet
see you know you can't let me see now. I
don't know, I don't know. He's obsessed with all things Christmas.
I mean he once stayed awake for thirty six plus
hours playing ping pong.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Okay, that's okay, that's.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
He is currently learning Spanish on dual lingo.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
Okay, damn alt stats on his Instagram page.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
He's hot, that is.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Why does.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Time they dash four point five nine.

Speaker 6 (44:01):
Only a job interview and just put his stats down?

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Literally? Why why have they fucked these men?

Speaker 6 (44:09):
He played football, he's a professional.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
He's a looking guy.

Speaker 6 (44:12):
Why he's in a professional looking uniform?

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Why are they making look? He's way better looking than
this photo?

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Yeah, he is hot. He is somebody who was still
my girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Anna. These guys are better looking.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
There are way better looking in on their instagram.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Okay, thank god, why did they do that? They really
fucked them on the ABC website. Okay, up next for
uh miss Whitney, we have Jonathan who could be hot.

Speaker 6 (44:41):
I'm gonna say he's not just I've pulled up his
picture as well here not not not kind.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
Of Los Angeles.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
He has personality.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
I kind of kissed him at a bar in college.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Yeah, okay, he's like normal. He's like normal.

Speaker 6 (44:56):
Okay, Well, I like I.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Kind of like somebody that looks like a boxer. I
like some of his face looks like I got punched.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Well let me in.

Speaker 6 (45:05):
Yeah, well I'm not gonna look at his face. And
these pictures he's high, they're all ripped. So Jonathan is
really something special with his gorgeous smile. I hope he
wrote this himself. His entrepreneurial spirit and the loyal heart
he has it all. Jonathan is just missing his partner

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by his side and is ready to meet the woman
of his dreams. He's a self procamed romantic. I treat
every girl the same way I would want to see
my mother's and sisters.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
I never buy that. I feel like it's the guys.
It's the guys that like get canceled, but they're like,
I'm a girl, dad, Yeah, well you still were discusting.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
Well it's also the ABC biographer going like you cherish
your mother and your.

Speaker 6 (45:49):
Yeah, when the creative director isn't working. Oh, I forgot
to say his age. So he's a creative director and
he's twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
He that feels like a fake job.

Speaker 6 (45:59):
Yeah, he listens to post malone, checking out local escape
rooms and playing lacrosse with his friends.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
From Los Angeles. He is so unemployed.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
He's an actor.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Let's just say he's a freelancer.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Yeah, he's a podcaster.

Speaker 6 (46:16):
Jonathan calls himself a medium king.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
A media kase.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
He's he's not a short king.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
He's five nine, five to ten.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Yeah. Probably.

Speaker 6 (46:26):
Jonathan wants to move to Hawaii for a year. Well
just do it because you have no job and would
love to have lunch with Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
To pick his bed sounds like bullshit. He's trying to
like he's a fake.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
What do you pick in his brain?

Speaker 6 (46:40):
Just read, dude, yeahs an autobiography you can or a podcast.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
So let me ask you about these black holes. What
you think about.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
I mean, he's hot. I feel like he could make
top three.

Speaker 6 (46:55):
He doesn't really, No, I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Okay, he doesn't feel like a villain.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Okay, now he feels boring.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Okay, poor Kevin. He's thirty five. Here comes thirty five.

Speaker 6 (47:04):
Who comes to the elderly bring the walker out?

Speaker 2 (47:07):
All right?

Speaker 1 (47:08):
All right, you're up, doctor Bane, all right, Kevin, Kevin
thirty five, an older statesman.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
He actually looks hanger than thirty five.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
I need to see him.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
He's kind of got some like will Forte.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Caroline is wild.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
He's the oldest. He is officially the oldest.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
He is alright, so financial analyst Denver, Colorado feels.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Like I actually believe that he has a job because
he's thirty five.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
He loves.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
He likes to live on the edge, skydiving, bungee jumping,
cliff diving. He loves to dive head a lot of diving,
dive headfirst into romance. Okay, likes adventure, we get it, Kevin. Okay,
let's see all right. He wants to build a home
with a woman I don't know. He loves working at
his job, and okay, when he isn't working at his
job in finance, he loves being a huge foodie by

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trying new restaurants and cooking up delicious heels on the barbecue.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
It's just so boring.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
He just look at the second fun fact.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Well, first, he's been skiing over two hundred times in Colorado.
He cannot, under any circumstance, tolerate buzz.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
He's persnickty, like just get some grit dude, get some grit,
Get some fucking grip.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Barbecue loves bugs.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
We just like deal with it.

Speaker 6 (48:25):
When did he own a restaurant and owned a barbecue
restaurant when he was busy.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Analyst by barbecue, he was in a restaurant. He's one
of those like uh you know those like hidden restaurants
on door dash.

Speaker 6 (48:39):
Door, a little ghost kitchen.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
In season.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
It's like when you find a restaurant, there's no actual
like brick and mortar like location, it's.

Speaker 6 (48:49):
Just order from a pizza police.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Once it was like it's all like it's like eight
restaurants in one building and they just have so many
different like names and like.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
A ghost kitchen that's a Viette has becoming Atwater, which
I love. But I'm like it's like it's like via,
it's like a sushi restaurant.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
Yeah, they have everything, or it's like another restaurant that
does exist that's pretending to be like ten other restaurants
so they can just keep making sense.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Barbara does that. My barbera has a restaurant right next
to his barbershop, and it is like he's a twelve
different restaurants. Yeah. He's like, yeah, man, I just like
if somebody was like, yo, I want to sell food
out of he they just give me the recipes. I'll
whip it up and I just sell it under their name. Yeah,
Like that's what he does.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
He's just doing.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Wow. Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Okay. Up next, we have Marcus, a thirty one year
old army ranger from Raleigh, North Carolina. He's a real
life superhero. Okay. He's a military vet and a Harvard Alarm.

Speaker 6 (49:47):
Yeah, Harvard Alum.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
He's quick too.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
He's not cute here. He's on Instagram.

Speaker 6 (49:54):
Yeah, he's cute on it.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
He's cute on Instagram. Not at all cute here, but
cute on Instagram. By the way, these these guys are
all cute on Instagram, and these guys are not cute here.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Okay, there's somewhere in between in real life.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
He loves binge, watching The New Girl. He hopes to
be an astronaut, and his favorite flower is Atlewis because
it's a symbol of dedication. He doesn't seem funny, but
he seems hot and like a real solid man, and
I think he could make it far as like husband materials.

Speaker 5 (50:29):
A question for the group. Historically, speaking military not badly.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Luke did well and then he like like Luke ate ship.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Yeah, I don't think well from.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Good question.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
I don't know many of them who have been on.
I mean there's been a couple, right, but yeah, there have.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Been, but no one.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Was a marine.

Speaker 6 (50:53):
Oh yeah, and he didn't.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Talk about it. I was gonna say he didn't talk
about it, and he.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Didn't talk about it, which actually makes me like.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
That he just.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Yeah, it wasn't a part of his personality.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
He was hearing our kids, we love we love him.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
It was very nice.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
He was nice, he was great. He won us over.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Is there is there an age where you're probably too
old to become an astronaut?

Speaker 4 (51:21):
Great question, Yes there is, oh for real, for to
be an astronaut, to get to start at to start
you're starting in your late teams.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Yeah, can't be an astroist thirty one?

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Yeah, yeah an.

Speaker 6 (51:41):
Yeah, yeah, okay, that.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
Is you just can't be like I want to be
an astronaut.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Now, okay, all right, okay, all right, all right, here
we go rounding the band. We're gonna do uh, we're
gonna do two more and then we're gonna we're gonna
end before our break, our wild card. He's gonna have
a wild card. Here we go, Okay, here we go.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Ready, Well, Marvin from Santa Monica, California.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
He definitely wants to be an actor.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
He's twenty eight. He's a luxury event planner, unemployed, love
luxury events.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
He's an inspiring actor.

Speaker 5 (52:16):
Yeah, get you a guy who can do it all.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
The job is the CEO of his own company, which
is a ghost luxury event. He loves his family and
he has a handsome smile to match. He considers himself
a romantic and is looking for a wife who has
sugar spice.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
And I'm gonna call him a villain.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Really interesting.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
I feel like he's there for the wrong reasons and
he wants Instagram following short short so he might be
he might be a fire starter. I feel like he
wants airtime more than he cares about the girl.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
Marvin loves to be GQ. Ready.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Oh there you go.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
That's a that's a red flat a fire start.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
Fun facts about Marvin. He was born in Cameroon, Africa.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
He speaks French fluently, and he dreams of buying a
beachside mansion.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Six Yeah, Okay, that's a lot of luxury events.

Speaker 6 (53:20):
I think he is going to take longer to groom
himself getting ready than she will.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
I think he's gonna be I think he is there
for followers.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Yeah, I ge he wants to build a brand.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
I don't trust. Okay, here we go. Okay, I need
to see this person's Instagram. Okay, here we go. We're
gonna before our break on one.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
It's time to talk about Matt, Baby, Time to talk
about Matt twenty seven from at L. What an interesting
What an interesting dude. He is an insurance executive. He
has he has the widest mustache I've ever seen. He's
cute Instagram redheaded dreads a choice.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Choice dreads with a wide mustache.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Is a choice. He has a look, and he knows it.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
He wants to be a class Ye.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
He's a Southern boy who's ready for love. Matt's family
and friends describe him as genuine, open minded, and loyal.
He's passionate about his work and his family's insurance business.
But he's ready to be wiped up. That means he
has ran through enough people and he's ready to wipe
it up. Baby. But he wants a woman who's all

(54:37):
about sin no drama. Okay, his parents are still together
and very much in love, and he's looking for a
love story like theirs. He's toxic as fuck.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Makes music.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Oh yeah, Matt loves going hiking. He's and making music
and spending time with his dog.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
A song on the first night.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
He's into meditation.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
No, he's jet He's dead the dog food jingle.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
He sucks the guitar.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Yes, he's gonna sing. He's gonna pull her aside. He's
gonna pull her aside and sing a song on the first.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
His fun facts climbing Mount Everest is at the peak
of his bucket list. I'm gonna read his second one last.
Matt is the only person in his entire family with
red hair. And his second fun fact is he really
wishes he had the ability to teleport. That means he cheats.

(55:36):
He wants to get out of there quick. He wants
to get out of there quick.

Speaker 5 (55:41):
I want that superpower to.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
This is also teleport.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Is he wants to get out of situations quick. Wow?

Speaker 5 (55:52):
Can I also can say, is of course he is?

Speaker 4 (55:55):
You're right, it's impossible to be passionate about insurance called bullshit.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
This guy.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
Passionate on like the most evil business game.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
Can I just say it? Says his dream day is
exploring a museum with a woman of his dreams and
talking about all the different art pieces. He's full of ships.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Yeah, he's ready to be.

Speaker 6 (56:19):
He's also posting things about like try shrooms like he's
already instagramming, you know, pictures.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
So he's he has a brand because he has this
is a brand club. This feels like a villain to me.
He sucks, He sucks.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
He's a lot. Let's take a quick break. I don't
know about you, but things are getting so hot in here.
I think I got to take your break and we're back.

(56:55):
We're rounding the band who is oh so Whitney Europe.

Speaker 6 (57:00):
With Mos Okay, got to find him in here? Okay Mos.
He's an algebra teacher from Albany. He's probably friends with
like Page and class is in session. Caleb aka mose

(57:21):
C is an algebra teacher who's ready to see if
Mo's plus Jen equals true love.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
He's very cute.

Speaker 6 (57:28):
The self proclaimed certified lover boy is charismatic, charming, and
serious about settling down. Mos is extremely close to his family,
and he hopes to have a big family of his
own someday. He's been in a long term relationship before,
so he knows he's a great partner and is always
willing to grow and improve when it comes to showing

(57:48):
up for a person he loves. Moses ultimate date would
be a trip to the moon, and he isn't afraid
to try freestyle rapping for his lady on a first day.
His entrance, that's a limo.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
So jen Oh, he played.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Okay, Twitter is fat. I hope your bags are packed
for a relationship out of this world.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (58:11):
He speaks Spanish. He speaks Spanish fluent. He played football
professionally in the XFL and can't date you if you
have a pet Tarantia.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
What's the XFL?

Speaker 2 (58:24):
It was, well, it was the football league that was
started by the w.

Speaker 6 (58:28):
W F and then it was actually and by the way,
it was in the old bag.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
And brought it and brought it back. And now they've
merged with like the Canadian Football League or something, and
like they're the CFL or something now. Yeah, I don't
know when it was rules year. Back in the day,
they used to have nicknames on their jersey. He hate me,
He hated me famous. That was most famous guy. He

(58:57):
is the most famous guy around.

Speaker 5 (59:00):
That was all that happened.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
I want a jersey that says he hates me.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
Yeah, it was great.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
The way he's hot. He's hot.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
Yeah he could go.

Speaker 6 (59:08):
I mean a teacher who's like a booball player.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
I think I think he's top three. I think he's
top three except for his freestyle wrapping. Better be good,
It better be good, It better be good.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
I think even if it's good, wait for the second date.
You don't know.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
He's a player.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
So they got to write these, but they got to
like keep these biles up to date. Like certified lover
boy is not a good.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
It's not not a good term right now, exactly exactly.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
I lovingly remember your audience here on The Bachelor Bachelorette,
not necessarily people.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
Who are up to date on the on the trends.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
This next gentleman claims to be twenty eight, but he
looks forty eight.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
You're hot.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
You're doctor banana tall.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Yeah he does, look he looks blanky twenty eight, pharmaceutical rep.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
It's not gonna make it, Miami, Florida. He's too nerdy.
Here's your nerd he's.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
A former pro baseball player. He's born and raised in
Puerto Rico before moving in Florida. Learned English as a
teen by writing poetry and watching romcom movies.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
He's okay, he's cute, so I was.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
Working on himself. Ultimate date would it would be he's.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
A farm sales rep, which is what everybody does.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
It's it's a good job, honestly. If you want to
have no soul and make a lot of money, become
a pharmaceutical rep.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
All right, Sammy up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
His ultimate date would be making breakfast together and watching
the sunrise at the beach. Eggs and bacon with a
handsome guy like Ricky. Sounds like the perfect one on
one ties great.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
First language is Spanish and he still speaks at fluently.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
I would oh.

Speaker 6 (01:00:52):
He also travels a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
He's cute.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
He never celebrates his birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
We would if he never celebrates his birthday a party?

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Interesting party.

Speaker 6 (01:01:01):
He doesn't celebrate his birthday. Could be because he's a
specific religion.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
What really, what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Jehovah's yeah, Jehovah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
Maybe, but also maybe he's just like some.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
People hate their birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
His favorite author is Joey, I'm not want to be cool?
What is how do you say?

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Her? Last joy? Who?

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
Jody picoch pecoot And he loves reading, he brooks. I
know her, I've I've seen her books before. I haven't
read any.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Book because he's cute.

Speaker 6 (01:01:28):
Okay, yeah, he's cute.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Up next, we have Sam M, who I feel like
this bro could go far. I need to see his instagram.
He looks like a real batch bro. He's a contractor.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Yeah, he looks, he looks.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Oh, he's gonna make it top three, absolute typical doctor.
Look at Whitney.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
Oh, he's going He's going to fuck you and your
friend and your mom.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
He fucked your mom. He fucked your friend. By the way,
he also is a contractor, so he has a job.
So she's gonna like that. That feels like a real man.
That feels like a husband John.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
His bio on Instagram is he who is filled with love,
is filled with God himself. He loves you know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
He's got subscripture tattoos on them ReBs. Okay, he's a
twenty seven year old contractor from Myrtle Beach. He sam M.
Is there another Sam?

Speaker 6 (01:02:23):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Sam?

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
N Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
He's got tattoos and muscles. Might look tough on the outside,
his total softy. He's a relationship guy. His ultimate dream
is to be a loving father and husband. Sam m
has been in love before. He's loyal. Cheating is a
number one deal breaker. He's report. There's gonna be tears.
He got cheated on. He's been cheated when he is
and he did. Also fuck your mom and your friend.

(01:02:47):
He when he's working a contracting he loves riding motorcycles,
watching Sons of Anarchy, and being a man. Okay, he's
never been to the West Coast before the Bad Sorette.
He officiated his sister's wedding and he was homeschooled. He's super.

Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
I love the Lord.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
He loves the Lord.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
This is giving cult.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Yeah, he's gonna make it far.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
That's about it. Yeah, and you're gonna talk to him
for five minutes and it's going to be like God.

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
Drop him off an echo park for an hour.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Yeah, he's got the tattoos, but the wrong ones. Okay,
you're up. Brendon Sam Sam and.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
Another young and entrepreneur from Carlsbad, California, towards San Diego Way. Okay,
is Persian Sam's energy is unmanned.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
You could spot a Persian from a mob.

Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
Well yeah, doctor Benene. This entrepreneur comes from a big
Persian family and has hopes to meet his dream woman.
You don't want family into his world, but his dream
is to welcome a woman into that world.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
That's going to be a family.

Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
His family is extremely important.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
To exactly send him home. Uh, his mom is going
to have you in a choke hold within minutes of
you walking in.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
This family's approval of anyone he dates is very important.

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
Listen to send them.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Back to mama.

Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
He loves rom coms and spending times with his bff
a Ka his dog wogm fun facts. Sam and is
a huge brankster.

Speaker 6 (01:04:27):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:28):
I like his favorite holidays a.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Doctor paid. Look at this, Look at it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
He's really sending him home.

Speaker 4 (01:04:35):
Okay, hold on, that's important. That looks a Sam. Ann
loves getting his eyebrows threaded to keep them.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Quote unquote on home hashtag.

Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
Talking about keeping current SAMN enjoys listening to Elvis Presley's.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Him Home, Send him home, Home, Him Home.

Speaker 6 (01:04:57):
Look at this video, it's him.

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
I'm immediately triggered by a young person.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Okay, this person looks like he's got dead eyes and
look at his job.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
You get it, jackiees Oh, let's talk about Spencer crazy Yes, thirty,
he got crazy eyes, and let me tell you about
his job. He is an entrepreneur who takes pet portraits.
He is a pet portrait entrepreneur.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
He's gonna be the wa boom.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
He's Dallas, Texas. He is a glass half full kind
of gall No, let's see what he looks like. His
picture actually does like. He looks pretty close to his
picture actually five head. Yeah, you know he loses positivity
and everything he does. Will spend the time with family

(01:05:44):
and running his own business. He loves. He has a dog.
His dog's name is Rue. Okay, when Spencer isn't working.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
He's if you're a pet for timer, you have a
fucking dog?

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Hey? Dogs. He hate pets, but I love taking pictures
of him.

Speaker 6 (01:05:58):
Get that picture of him.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
He likes me in a wingman for his buddies. But
he's a mama's boy who's ready to leave the nest.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
I don't want to say hat. I don't want a
mama's boy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Yeah, I always I want somebody to come on this.
If somebody came on the show and their bio was like,
you know, I'm not really looking to settle down, but
I could be convinced I wouldn't fucking I would. I would.
I would hope they go far.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Or if they're like I like my family, but no
pressure to meet them.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Yeah, you know how to meet them. I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Yeah, exactly, I'm an adult.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Spencer hiked forty seven miles through the Grand Canyon for
twenty seven hours straight. Yes, he loves watching and rewatching
the office. That's his personality. Of course, he loves Jim
and Pam and he ran two no Ultra marathons in
the last time.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
Spencer, all right, you're off take us home for these
final two.

Speaker 6 (01:06:54):
Okay, so we've got Thomas and Thomas comas. He's a
thirty one. He is a retirement advisor.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Okay, so he's a real job.

Speaker 6 (01:07:07):
So he also is a heart of gold. He loves
his work and giving back to the community that he
says doesn't get enough attention. True, he's from a big
Vietnamese family. Is very proud of his family heritage is
this is the first Asian person that's come through Marty.

(01:07:28):
His family has been through a lot, and he hopes
to find a love as strong as what his parents
havell He's looking for a future wife who loves him
and is ready to start a family. When he isn't working,
he enjoys swimming, watching guys grocery games on the Food Network,
and spending time on a boat with his friend. Little

(01:07:49):
things matter as much as big things in a relationship,
and he's ready to shower Gin with little romantic gestures.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
Now.

Speaker 6 (01:07:57):
Fun fact, he plans on traveling to every continent. Now continent.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
I feel like it's a lot more I can do.

Speaker 6 (01:08:04):
He is a former professional swimmer, a body, and he
went cliff diving in Italy.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
Let's see those Thomas.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Thomas seems just boring enough to make it to the
top four. Make it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
He's very cute, He's very he's not gonna make You're right,
he could make it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
He seems just boring enough where he's gonna get some
one on one time. Got to sleep, you're gonna talk.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
He has a sleep.

Speaker 6 (01:08:29):
Let's say one arms tat it up.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Let me see, let me see he does. Let me
see this.

Speaker 6 (01:08:34):
Okay, I gotta pull it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:08:38):
There is that it before and after? Oh, here's part
of his sleep. Sorry, you can see a bit, but
there's some of the sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
I mean he could either be gone on the first
night or make it to the top one. I don't
think it's gonna be far.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Our final guy looks like a real douche.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
This guy was Thomas egg. I really hope you look
better in person, because you look nuts.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
Here.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
What is a physiotherapist?

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
It's just like a he's from Toronto. He's twenty seventys
from Toronto, Ontario.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
He is making the craziest face of ever.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
See he's cute. There, he's cute.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Oh, this is not good. He says he has the
ultimate golden retriever energy. That's a tough one for me.

Speaker 6 (01:09:25):
Just humps your leg.

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
And if you go like go get that, go get that,
you'll go retrieve it for you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
We'll fuck a pillow in the corner.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
He's always in the pool.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
He's got friends. Another guy that looks friend.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
The Canadian Couotie comes from a big Italian family.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
I wonder if this is like he's related to Maria.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
Yeah, exactly. His dream date night would be making homemade
pizza together with his wife. Whatever. He likes an adventurous
woman who can travel, someone he can trust.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
No ship. Why are you standing on a city street?

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
He likes playing hockey, going on runs with his running club,
and watching friends okay, thing he wants Rache.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
To be his.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
He wants to be his Rachel to his ross his
fun facts. He enjoys a long drive with no specific
destination in mind. He's a serial killer. He dreams of
snowboarding in the Swiss Alps and has gone ice skating
thousands of times.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
Ice skate, oh, thousands of times.

Speaker 6 (01:10:20):
He brings a puppy dog out on the first rows.
They showed every all of their instagrams. They have their
their entrance. They yeah, yeah, so you can see some
of them passing because it was him walking in before
and it's on TikTok no, not that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
I remember, because they did like that video introducing all
the guys. They may have given them clips to share
because I will say, there is not a lot of
hype around this season and it comes out very soon.
There isn't do you see any advertising for the season.

Speaker 6 (01:10:51):
Anything is not great either with her, She's not natural
in it at all.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
But all right, you guys that it does feel like
they gave up the will to live.

Speaker 4 (01:11:03):
On of this like no more names past t Well,
can I say I've been taking an unofficial tally and
the overwhelming number of gentlemen that we've talked about everyone
has basically thrown in the trash ped for real.

Speaker 5 (01:11:16):
As we've gone through.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
Is not I'm not feeling great, but so now this
is gonna be a hard one.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
We're gonna play our job, rules, songs, and everybody at home.
I need a sexual time out here we go before
we read our things. I just want to say, we've

(01:11:42):
got a couple of emails. We got some really cute emails.
One of them we got today from Amanda and Omaha
that just said she missed us. I want to say
thank you for this beautiful gift of a mental escape
that we call a podcast. I miss Arden and all
the lovely friends of the pod so much. It's been
seventy five days since I heard your voices, and that

(01:12:04):
is too long. I can't wait for the new season
to drop. Please let it be soon. I need those
draft picks, like Jesse Palmer needs us to know his age,
which is urgently all the best Amanda and Omaha, that's nice, right,
very nice. That's like, we have another one. Oh, Doug's
not here. Brittany Johnson wanted to find out if Doug
Benson voiced a Gain commercial, which we also enjoyed. And yeah,

(01:12:29):
there's been so many things. Okay, here we go and
we're back. And also, oh, we got some great reviews.
Here's some of our reviews. You can review us. All right,
doctor Brnana, We're up to two point five thousand ratings.
You see. You think we can get to three by
the end.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
Of the year.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
Honestly, I hope. Come on, guys, help us.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
What the fuck? I feel like we're stalled out.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
We are we need them all. Now, tell your friends
to listen.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
Tell your friends to listen.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
Just say, Okay, the new season of Bacherette's gonna be
be great because we don't know Jen that well, but
we're gonna make it fun for you. Are We're gonna
have a great time, a.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
Great I mean, I don't feel the podcast is stilled out.
I feel like the reviews are stalled out.

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
Oh no, no, I know, but I'm saying, like, tell
your friends. People might not watch gen season, but tell
them they should and that they should listen to our
podcast to make the season better and then once they
love us, leave a good review.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
You look so cute with your freckles and your brows, and.

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
My freckles are very pronounced. In the summer they come
out more, very cute.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
Thank you, so, doctor Bae. Exactly. So here's your review
from the movie Girl. Five store, five stas. Now, this
is cut off what it actually is, but it's the
weekly source. Five stars, pure delight. Wish it was three
hours long every week, but Arden's arm would fall off
from transcribing the madness.

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
Here here, here's another one, five stas from Sarah and
Ceci Get Ready to Loaf. This is one of my
favorite podcasts. I stopped watching The Bachelor years ago, yet
I still listen every week just for the lofts. I
love the pod team and guess you're all champions. Keep
up the Lord's work. Thank you now, doctor Banana. Yes,

(01:14:12):
I'm dating. I'm going I'm going on dates with people.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
You're back out on the market.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
I'm going on dates with people. And that's fun. Yeah,
it's fun.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
I mean, honestly, that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Here you come, legit, Why am I not that? Why?
Here comes Whitney. We're talking about how the we're on
you're talking about going on dates you want to hop
in for secure. I'm single.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
I broke up with doctor Sham Wham in the winter,
and I didn't tell everybody because I wanted because I
was sad.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
You need a time to process and I.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
Need time to process. And I know that our our
listeners are protective and that they were, and I wanted
to thank everyone for embracing doctor Shamaha.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
Yeah, but we didn't want them to get jumped in
public and we are exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
We don't want them to attack.

Speaker 6 (01:15:00):
He's a good guy, you know, Like again, had a
lovely time together. You know, sometimes things just don't work out. Honestly,
a great time and it shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
Not everyone should be the one. No, it shouldn't everyone.
Like that's just still a wind to me.

Speaker 6 (01:15:18):
Ye, great people for certain times.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
We had a great time.

Speaker 6 (01:15:22):
It was a great time and exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
And it's interesting also, like you learn with each person
what you like and like so with my because as
you know, I'm all divorce, so my ex husband was
quite shy, and so the doctor Schimau is quite social
and then so it's like learning something like that, like
like okay, I like this like that, Like what do

(01:15:44):
you know? Like just ted trying on different ass.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
Yeah, there you go, seeing what works for you exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:15:51):
That's nice.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
It's been kind of fun. I believe I've had a
good time.

Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
I know you are. That's good.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
Okay, I'll talk to you later. Let's go back and
do our picks. All right, now, we're back with the
final Who wants to go first? Brendan top three in order? Three?
Two winner? Who's your third? Who's your third? Runner up?
Second runner up? Sam m Okay the contractor, the religious.

Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
Contractor, Hakim only because he's a Northwestern wildcat.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
Okay is number two, He's number two people. Haquem is
number two.

Speaker 5 (01:16:23):
And then well, I feel like Dylan is going to
be the bachelor.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
No, no, no, who's gonna win? Who's gonna win? Who's
number one? Dylan, He's gonna win. So he's not the bachelor.
He's the winner.

Speaker 5 (01:16:34):
Oh, he's the winner.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
Okay, Dylan the medical student for the twenty four year
old medical student from Elkgrom. He's the winner. And who
is going to be your bachelor? Who's the next bachelor?
Sam m Okay, sam Ab the contractor?

Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
And that who is your villain, Well, my villain switches
between Matt and Johan, but you got to pick one.
So I'm gonna say that my villain is going to
be Matt and the fire starter is going.

Speaker 5 (01:16:59):
To be Johann.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
Okay, great, And who's your tear jerker.

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
I'm gonna say Matt because he's gonna also cry yes believed,
Yeah exactly, and he's gonna cry when he plays guitar
to her straight out of them.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
Okay, I'm going to go next. So I'm not influenced,
So I don't because sometimes I get influenced and I
cheat and I switch on a here like oh Jacky
to pick somebody. So I'm going to just say naturally
because I'm not confident in this, so I'm gonna let
me do my unconfident picks. Number three, I picked the
second rounder up. I picked our boy, the horny algebra

(01:17:36):
teacher Mose from Albany. Number two, I picked the religious
homeschooled contractor Samm. And Number one I picked the winner
is our first guy out, a Limo aerospace engineer Aron Aaron.
And then I'm having the bachelor be the religious contractor Samm.

(01:17:57):
The villain I picked Jahan because he's rich and he
is he's rich, he's under thirty. I picked the fire
starter is Matt. He's gonna he's gonna be a pain
in the ass. The crier, I said, was a tear jerker.
I put Dakota because he's had a lot of hard
times with Somalia, with the big years. He's had a

(01:18:17):
lot of trouble. And my my bachelor is samm Okay,
who wants to go next? Doctor Banana?

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
My number three?

Speaker 7 (01:18:28):
Number three is Moe's Yeah, same. My number two is
a Ron okay, Noah's twin brothers. I picked my winner,
and my number one.

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
Is sam M the cult member homeschool.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
You picked the same top, just different order. I made
sam M be the bachelor.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
Well, I my next batchelor's gonna be Aaron because I
feel like they're going to try and do some family thing.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
Okay, so yeah, they're both like homeschooling vibes. Okay, who's
your villain?

Speaker 3 (01:18:57):
I put Matt is my villain?

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
Okay? Great? And who's the fire starter?

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
I put I can't remember where, oh Spencer, the pet
portrait guy?

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
Okay, great? And who's the tear jerker?

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
I put Matt. Matt seems like he's gonna weaponize his tears.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
Right, Okay, all right, who wants who wants to go?
I will jaquise land the plane, So I'm gonna go
Whitney's next. Okay, number three?

Speaker 6 (01:19:22):
So second runner up?

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
I had Aaron okay.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:19:26):
Then I had Moses the first runner up. Okay, we
have the same Okay, But I went rogue and I
picked Marvin because I thought maybe she'd be fooled by his.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Life fanciness, his luxury event planning.

Speaker 6 (01:19:38):
Yeah. Then the next bachelor, I wasn't sure, but I
had Aaron. But I also put the Jahan just because
he was wealthy and it was very interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Yeah. I had Johan for a second, but then I
thought he'd be too controversial, got it, he doesn't seem
likable and bland enough, so I.

Speaker 6 (01:19:57):
Put the fire starter. I thought it was gonna be
Sam m I just I feel like his religious things
are not going to gel well with everybody oat or
his political things. Uh tear jerker. I thought Thomas n
might get a little oh okay, like something going on
the retirement advisor.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
Yeah and retirement, Yes, your furrow one k is not full?

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:20:22):
The shit starter. I had Dakota and the villain.

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
I had his Matt great Dakota Okay, yes, okay, great,
all right? And the next bachelor is I had said,
Aaron or John, you have to pick one. Aaron okay, great,
all right flash but not here we go our king Jackie.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
All right, honorable mention. I think he's going to make
it to the hometowns to Thomas n Okay, great. But
my second runner up is my man from Schomberg, Illinois Hacken.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
Yes, feeling good about that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
My first runner up is my man Mos.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
That's what I think. We all, we all like Mos.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
I'm going for an all black top and number one
the winner, yes, Chicken Jan's Heart. Yes, is Dylan from
Elk Grove.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
And then I think it's time for another black man Bachelor.
So I think Mos is your next Bachelor.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
It is, Yes, of course it's time. I was going
to put Johann and I was afraid that ABC was
going to keep it too white.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Yeah, well I may have which you can't like. Yeah, yeah,
like what will happened.

Speaker 6 (01:21:45):
Which which is why I went with Aaron. Okay, but Johan,
what is his background?

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
We didn't know. We didn't know.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
Okay, so then so then so then okay, keep going.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
I got I got Matt is my villain. Okay, just
feels like he looks like a villain. It looks like
a villain, and like, you know, like the villain.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
And the fire starters to assign him, just split him up.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
I still got. I still got Grant as my fire starter.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
Granted, you know, the former basketball player day Trader.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
You didn't trust him, wife, you didn't like him.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
I didn't like him. I didn't like him. To get go,
and I got you know, like I said, you know,
you ain't gonna be able to say too much without
him hearing. So I got Dakota as my tear jerker. Yes,
that man has heard it all and he's gonna let
it out. He's gonna let it out.

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
It is so exciting. I have to say, this has
been such a treat. We're so happy to be back.

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
We'll be back.

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
We're back, and it doesn't air so it airs.

Speaker 6 (01:22:49):
Mondays that would make sense. It happens after because July
fourth is on the fourth, I mean on a Thursday.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
So okay, okay, great, So what would you like to
promote Jackies.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
Uh, you know, listen if you ever in town or
want to check the live stream, check out Comedian Feud.
That's always a good time. And that's about it right now.

Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
I mean, you can't go wrong with that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
Yeah, it's just a good time. It's a good time.
Come you know, watch it. It's always a good time.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Whitney, what would you like to promote?

Speaker 6 (01:23:20):
I'm going to promote that my best friend wrote a
book and it is called Elizabeth of East Hampton and
you can order it now on Amazon.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Brendan, what would you.

Speaker 4 (01:23:31):
Like to Brandon Cast with Brendan Smith, Rocktails with Am
and Zappa.

Speaker 5 (01:23:34):
We're live on Fridays at five o'clock.

Speaker 4 (01:23:36):
Katie Maloney and Arianna Maddix have their sandwich shopping West Hollywood.
It's open on Robertson. Something about her and guess what
giving me a shout out.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
We are finishing up are We are about to finish
up with Whitney our summer house readion and we're about
to go into are on Patreon. We're about to go
into Below Deck Mediterranean. Yes I've never done, which is
going to be so fun. Do not forget to get
your tickets for the live show July tenth. You can

(01:24:05):
get it at my Instagram page in the link tree.
It's gonna be Wednesday, July tenth at Joe's Pub. You
can go to Public Theater to get tickets. It's the
will you accept no autographs please? Me and Brian Soffi
with on a gas stire and Jay Jordan and Jordan
Carlos And then we're gonna be October fifth. Plan your
trip at the Bellhouse in New York City, a live show.

(01:24:28):
You're all invited. Oh, you're all invited. Oh yeah, you've
been where we did before. October fifth, Saturday Night, Saturday Night, Baby,
doctor Banana. What would you like to promote?

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
You can follow me at selling host on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
Yeah, girl, until next time. My name is Arta Marine.
Thank you so much to.

Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
Goodbye bye good you hate me?

Speaker 5 (01:24:52):
Oh yeah, We're gonna get all tonight.

Speaker 6 (01:24:58):
It feels so good.

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
I just got one of up question.

Speaker 4 (01:25:03):
Would you accept this roll? Or would you reaccept this roll?

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
Listen to your word?

Speaker 4 (01:25:21):
Would you accept this rolls? Liten to your word?

Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
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