"IT AIN'T CHIPOTLE!" w/ Brendan Smith and Our Friend Whitney

Bachelor Silverlake EP Brendan Smith and our friend Whitney join Arden and the Production Team to break down the GREATEST BACHELOR PREMIERE OF ALL TIME!  T-shirt cannons! Bottle Service!  Linda the Llama!

- Arden thinks Grant is the GOAT BACHELOR!

- Brendan has been firing concert tees from Observatory on Bach Silverlake!

- Whitney thinks Arden should ORDER THE SCALLOPS!

All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will you accept this Rose a production of iHeartRadio.
I gotta tell you, I'm gonna speak freely. I think
Grant is the goat Bachelor.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
I think he is the greatest of all time. I
think this is the best first night we've ever had
for a male bachelor. I loved it. I loved his
taste and quirky women. I thought he was handsome. I
at least was he. He can survive having his own
harem like most men can't handle being the lead without

(00:33):
getting ruined. But I feel like I believe that he's
here for wife. Hello, and welcome to another episode of
except that it was the mind of his artmory. Coming
to you from my bougie garage in Los Angeles, California.
And guess what, you guys, The doors are open because
it rained here. It rained in Los Angeles. After two
hundred and fifty days, it rained in Los Angeles with

(00:54):
me today. I'm so happy to have does beloved, beloved
cast members of our show. He is the executive producer
of Bachelor silver Lake. He has his own podcast called
The Brando Cast that I've been on and Paget Brewster
and Rob Benedict and Jerry Trainor and probably Doug Benson
maybe or maybe not not yet. He also hosts rock

(01:18):
Tales with a Zappa and is about to launch a
new podcast with John Ross Bowie, Ladies and Gentlemen, your friend,
my friend, Brendan Smith.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
You know, it's so nice to be here. I'll just
quickly say, I spent so much time in the Bravo verse. Yes,
and I'm still reeling from the breakup of my parents'
marriage Page and Craig, Yes, So it's just nice to
come into batch the world. Well we take a time
out from my misery.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, I feel the same way, and I want to
talk about that in one second. But we can't talk
about that without bringing in your partner in crime, because
you two are our regulars on Patreon, which we're going
to get back to, which I'm been't watch it. I
can't wait too, having now lived in Charleston, and I
really get it now, the tropop world of it all,
I really get it, and I can't wait. Ladies and gentlemen,

(02:10):
she's the people's princess of the podcast. Your friend, my friend,
our friend, Whitney and Whitney you so we've both and
we've been doing with us. Also, we couldn't do any
of this without our production team. I should tell you
right now. Our earphones are a little sassy today, and
so if we sound weird, we're doing our best. How

(02:33):
do you guys sound?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
I sound fun?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Okay, great? A little bit min that's too okay great?
So okay with us today we have KT money, KT Money,
Levine and un muting. Now we have speaking of princesses.
Can I say who you had drinks with last night?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Okay, So if you remember two years ago or a
year and a half ago, Doctor Banana and I crashed
a wedding from Dan and Ariel, they had drinks last
night because she's now in New York City full time,
and went out with them and had the best time.
And we need to hear about it right now, ladies
and gentlemen, Doctor Hannah Montana, Arianna, Rosanna, Rosanna, Dana Mitten's,

(03:16):
Miaoreen Ho's Me Lavigne. Welcome to the program from New York,
Doctor Banana, Thank you, thanks for having me. Where did
you guys go for drinks?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Well, we went to dinner at Kisa Korean and then
we went to Super Bueno for drinks afterward. It was
really fun.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
They're so cute. Hang out with them, They're really I
know who initiated that.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
I well, I mean we had been talking about doing
it for.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
A while, so cute. I love that you did that.
I want to say before we get going on this,
and we need to talk for one second about the Bravo. Okay.
So first of all, Page just Sorbo congratulated me and
DM me about Gemstones the DM, and then Brendan called
me to tell me how to reply to her. We
had a little bit of a back and forth. I
told her how proud I was of selling out Radio

(04:00):
City Music Hall Doctor Banana. I feel like we can
make in a like an like an overture of friendship
with her at some point in time.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
I agree with it.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
I think maybe when Gemstone starts airing oh a hundred yeah,
I think when Gemstone starts aaring, I can't Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
And on our vision board we want Page to Storbo.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
And that's I've thought about it, like, okay, I've thought
about it. Okay, Okay, So then I also do I
do want to say, and I can't wait to restart
Patreon to talk about Southern Charm. I'm now up to
episode four where the haughty Bubbolatti Craig who is He
did lie a little bit about JT, but I support
that watching him FaceTime with our queen asking about talking

(04:42):
about his craft corner and asking if she wanted a
wrapping paper room. And again I'm not trying to like
I would never cross my queen's boundaries, but I'm like,
this guy is a catch, like any man that wants
a crafting room and a wallpaper room who just wants
She loves New York City more, that's the thing, and
she should. She's cracked.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
He designed that house for her, not just with her
in mind, but with her inputs.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, no, I know.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
I mean, how do you date someone else after that?
How are you the person being after page?

Speaker 1 (05:13):
She can't.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
I mean it just bes so weird to be like
I'm in this bedroom, but she.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Picked up Even you look at the picture like how
he looks on the like doctor Banana, you've been watching
from the beginning, I have not looking at these flashbacks
of like it's like a little boy and she made
him a man. He looks like a man.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Now, Oh yeah, he's definitely. I mean, she's created what
we see as Craig today.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
She did such a good job.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
She turned him into a business man.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
She turned him into a business man, and then he
froze his sperm and she was not here for it. Okay,
well who does that exactly?

Speaker 2 (05:47):
That's weird.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
But he also thought that sorry, go ahead, Yeah, small
moment about page. I always thought it was weird that
she got together with him in general, like because he
was I know, he was so hot that I was like, oh,
that's an interesting like in some ways we have to
remember that she is just a cute girl from Albany
as well, like she's going for the Craig as opposed to.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
But you know what, when I look at now, Andrea
is gorgeous.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
And he was so awesome when that. He was really
into her, and I think it could have worked.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
I mean, who wouldn't be into her because she's an
icon on a star. I will say I saw Craig
in person through the window at Sewing down South, and
he was hot and he's tall.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Yeah, he's really good.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Speaking of tall. Okay, so here's how it's going to
work with our queen. Okay, hold on, I'm just going
to say the lay of the land, and then you
can ask a question. Here's how it's going to work,
because there's a delay and it's harding, and our icon
Katie is like juggling balls because our queen, we do
not like doing this without Anna. We're going to throw
it at the end of before any commercial segment to
doctor Banana to get all of her wrap up. So

(06:51):
if you don't hear her throughout, we're not putting Baby
in the corner. We're just putting Katie's editing more higher.
We're making it simple for everybody. Okay, yes, Brendon.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Last question, and this also applies to some of our
bachelorettes in this particular, Yes, Endeavor, do you have a
brand new go to arden marine outfit for Charleston?

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (07:13):
What is your casual daytime outfits? Have you adapted to
the world of fancy yoga pants?

Speaker 4 (07:20):
That's the thing.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Now, when I was thank you for asking watching back,
and I'm watching back. You know, I'm mad at Taylor
because I didn't like how she cheated Olivia last year,
and I don't think her new boyfriend is cool.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
But there was are you watching the sorry to interrupt,
but Southern Hospitality? Do you watch? Because then there's a
whole crossover with him in it and Sally it's amazing.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Well, so I will say, though, there's an outfit from
two years ago where she's getting yelled at by chep
playing like Capture the Flag or something, where she's in
like a jog bra and a yoga pant and then
a crop bomber jacket with a like a bachelor. It's
like a Nick viel Iceland, like the lapland to the
pomp Pom hat. She has the pomp Pom hat with

(08:02):
a jog brat and an athletic pant and a boot
and a crop bomber. I feel that that's my Charleston
winter wear. What do you think, doctor Banana.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
It's a pretty good look and it is very Charleston.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
There was okay, I'll tell you this. And then so
I flew from Charleston to my grease to meet stuffis.
And when I went with Jessica and I kept sending
Lauren Lopkez pictures from the Free People move Free Movement
Store and there was like a sleeveless bunny pink fleece

(08:39):
vest that I texted the I'd purchased and I took
a picture of it and Lauren was like, you've been
in Charleston too long. She's like, she's like, you have
to go reachreat. You can't. You have to return that.
It's like huge and sleeveless. I was like, no, it's cozy.
She's like it's a it's a fleece with no. She

(09:00):
was like, you gotta get out here. My eye started changing,
My eyes started changing. Okay, So okay, doctor Banana, We'll
see you in about twenty minutes. Okay, here we are
and I'm just before Okay, wait, doctor one more time.
Do you agree this is the greatest opening night of
a Bachelor season we've ever had.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
I have, I think, never been attracted truly to a bachelor,
And this time I was like, okay, Grant, that's sorry,
what did it did you come from?

Speaker 1 (09:29):
What?

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Well?

Speaker 2 (09:29):
The opening was so well done.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Oh my god, they're like what a man like?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
I was just like whoa okay and he looked so fun.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
I agree with you.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
And also I also have a lone wolf tattoo, which
is what kind of was like.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Bleak, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
But I was like, okay, I got it.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
You felt seen, you felt seen? I felt so okay,
I'm going to go first to Katie Lee. Katie, you've
watched every season, do you think this was the best
opening night that any Bachelor has ever had? I mean,
it was definitely up there.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
I will be honest, a lot of times after the
end of the season, I just completely forget everything that happens,
So sometimes it's hard for me to remember stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
But who he gave his first rose to?

Speaker 5 (10:10):
This? I was so excited, and now it's bad at
myself for not trusting my gut because I.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Liked her immediately.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
Yes, yeah, And I was like, well, she's too sweet,
she'll get cut night one.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
She's too nice for the show. But he seems to
kind of like he likes girl.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
This is what Doug Benson was saying last yeay. Or
as our friend, my friend Mollie who listens to the show.
I was texting her about it and she was like,
or he likes the girls that are seeming sweet, right,
which he makes me a little nervous.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
It's a trick agree to agree. But like the fact
that he gave We'll get to it for the people
at home that don't, well, we won't reveal yet who
he gave it to, but like he liked the quirky girls. Yes,
and he's sincerely, so I will just throw this out
that he sincerely seems too we haven't heard about so
doctor B will come back to you. He sincerely seems.

(11:00):
I forgot that his dad got sober while he was
on the Bachelorette. And as a person, I grew up
around addiction, so it was like, so you did as well.
So to hear them talk about sobriety and addiction and
like and the effects of being my dad was an
alcoholic and like to be to talk about the effects

(11:22):
of it in a way that felt realistic, and like
hearing him talk about how his mom worked hard but
that they didn't have dinner like at the as a family,
and how him giving the rose to his grandma and
then his stunning sister, and as Whitty texted, she wants
the first brother sister Bachelorette comba. But like I felt
as though, at least night one, I truly believed this

(11:44):
hot man sincerely wants his own family. I believed he
actually is looking for a wife. I believed he sincerely
seemed to want to find a nice woman to have
his own family with. That's what I bought it.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
It is a common drive for those of us who
grew up in alcoholic homes dysfunctional homes to want to
do things completely different than our parents. Yes, and his
father even said in They're one discussion, the father said,
you want to be a better father than I was
to you. That drive is so strong also self starter.

(12:23):
At an early age, he realized, like, this house is chaos,
my mom is working her butt off. I'm gonna have
to work my buddy. And he did, and he did
because a lot of times great, So that's huge, And
a lot of times he's hot.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Well well, because you often get they often pick a newtered.
I feel like ABC often is like, don't worry, we
won't pick the guy that might fuck your daughter, you
know what I mean. They pick very shortage in there,
like the Clay Tours or the fucking Zach Shallcross Like
they picked sort of like he's a hot guy, okay, Whitney.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
What I really enjoyed also is that I'm so that
he does have a family that's a bit like from
a broken home so to speak. That we usually have
those people that have like I want to have what
my parents have.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Right, She's still very real because it didn't feel like.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
I mean, so many people I know are from broken
family so or didn't have a great parents, didn't have
a great love. So I felt I felt exactly the
same way as you. I the whole time, I was like,
he's so cute, even like the girls talking to each
other sounded like we're all like each other, but once
somebody kisses someone, we're probably gonna start getting I was like, oh,

(13:31):
this is this is really nice. Like everybody here seems pleasant,
and of course they'll all turn at some point, but
he is adorable.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
He's adorable.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
He just really does seem like he wants to be there.
Like his sister coming from showing up, she seemed like lovely,
she wanted he's like everything that he said he wanted,
she agreed with. I just thought it was she's so beautiful,
she's stunning.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Well, it also felt like the women because so often
I'm this is just a guest. So this is I'm working,
this is a work in progress. As I'm saying this
out loud, I wonder if when the guy is not
when it's more like, Okay, I don't really want to
marry Zach Shallcross, so I'll just come get my TV fame,

(14:19):
like when it feels like when the guy is actually like, oh,
I'd really like to end up with this guy, it
almost like people were behaving better, like and rather than
just showing off for the cameras, like like it was
less like a camera grab and more like, oh, I
actually want any and he seemed to respond to not chaos.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
And they knew who was going to be the bachelor
when they showed up as opposed to yeah surprisable.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Well, you know on this podcast in the past, I
know we've talked about like casting, the importance of casting. Yes, yeah,
how did you miss this? Did you want that crazy
person on the show for good TV? Maybe they just
decided that let's just go for quality people and see
what happens.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
With the show, Katie. Do you think people were behaving
better because it was actually a guy that somebody might
really want to end up with.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
And also a lot of the women are slightly older.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
Yeah, Like there's like two twenty five year olds, but
everyone else you wanna be like twenty eight to thirty. Yeah,
so I think they are actually there. I mean like, okay, no,
I have dated around and I am looking to settle
down and.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
It feels slightly less pageant y. Yeah, I mean maybe
they maybe like for a while, it felt like it
was just all miss Alabama, you know what I mean.
And now there's there's like a few lawyers. Yeah, it's
like you know, and a few people who I think
he liked that. Yeah, and he likes that.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
And I do think the fact that they're like over
twenty eight, it's like they are you know, they have
had time because a lot of times we get these
like twenty four year olds and they're like, I'm just
so ready to settle down, and it's like you've barely
been dating, right, right, Okay, well let's get going.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
I mean I was just so tickle to doctor Banana's
point opening with what a man. It was such a
well done photo shoot him spinning around and then going
to visit his pulling up in his ferrari.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
Is that what he has?

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Okay, pulling pulling up in his ferrari to then go
give his first rose to his grandma. Then there was
like the in memorial at the end, like so sweet,
and I found it very touching for him to talk
about his dad's path, that is that he's a thirty
year old man that his dad struggled with addiction his

(16:34):
whole you know, it sounds like since he was born
that he's sober. For his father to show up, who
I thought seemed like he was doing well, and like,
you know, I just was happy for this family. I
wish them well, like you know, Sobriety's a long path
and like, but just I was touched by watching that, Katie,
did you like it? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (16:53):
I thought his family seemed really sweet. And it seems
like even though they are the worst, like they're still
like supportive. Yeah, family unit.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah. The sister is gorgeous, and she also just seemed cool.
Oh my god, I wanted to be her friend, Julia.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
My other half. She gasped.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
She she's so beautiful. I mean, what a family.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
Oh my god, that's such a family.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
And he's funny. I found him to be a good
sport you know, like so so we found out that
he lives in Texas. He played basketball professionally, and it
sounds like basketball was what got him out of the house.
It was, you know, he went to Europe playing it
and then and now he's a day trader. The grandma

(17:40):
had fun fingernails, just like you and I Whitney, which
she's got the fun nails. His parents were married for
thirty years and got divorced. His father struggled with the
addiction and he's got a new chapter in his life.
And the dad was like, I'm so proud of you.
The fact that they got that on camera is really
nice for because I feel like dads are tough sometimes
and like to actually say it. I air, and it

(18:00):
seemed sincere and well.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
So that's why they had the problem with Matt James right,
that they were perpetuating the stereotype of like the black man,
the dad isn't there. Yeah, so I thought it was
really nice that his dad was there and showing up
and being so supportive and kind.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Yeah, he was lovely. So the mother worked. But I
guess nobody ever saw he said. They never said I
love you to each other. They never had dinner together.
Basketball helped him deal with his issues a lot. But
he's like, I want the love I want. I'm lonely,
and he starts crying. Okay, they got him to start.
He was crying. Sincerely. He's like, I don't want to

(18:37):
be lonely anymore. I can't wait to meet my wife.
He's crying someone with a kind heart where I can
grab my butt, grab their butt, grab my butt, someone
with a kind heart, and I can grab their butt
and like, I don't know, like and it was just
like a ride or die with it. I loved that.
I just felt like he's adorable. So the first person

(19:00):
and who comes out is Rose? And uh coming in?
Was she?

Speaker 4 (19:05):
Was?

Speaker 1 (19:05):
She in a nude dress? Why did I write down nude?
It was like a bluish satin. I wrote down nude
and it said will you accept this? Rose? And he's like,
I like miss Rose. Miss By the time Rose talked
to him later in the night, she seemed like she
was a little buzzed. Am I wrong? Did you feel
like they did that? They did the clay thing together later?

(19:26):
Yea doctor Banana. Did you like the clay thing?

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Yes, it was hilarious. She was just making like a
giant dick the whole time. But then also, if you noticed,
every time they cut to her, she was holding a
glass of champagne and by time in the end she
looked a little tipsy.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
She was definitely by the time she was talking to him,
I was like, oh, girlfriend, is like a little bit toasty.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
They just don't make a meal of it. On ABC,
they don't emphasize the drinking. We know from a production
standpoint that it's there, Yeah, that many of them are
drinking all day, Yes.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
But they then helped stand at the end of the yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
And it's like it's till like six in the morning. Yeah.
So if I think you're allowed to drinks an hour,
but if I had two drinks an hour for seven hours,
I would be fucking camer picture of me like seven
champagnes and waiting to make like dick, to make like
a dick, a dick ring with him cock ring. They
made like cock ring.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Now I'm realizing, like I wish that ship would be
the Bachelor. Ok you guys, we're gonna drink right now.
We're gonna have a competition right now.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Shep's hot new girlfriend. Okay, anyway, so then, uh, Litia,
how do you say it? Litia? Tia? So she came
out and he was like, oh, I love her, and
she's like, look, I'm really bad at basketball. She was cute.
She was cute. She's also the woman who she grew

(20:56):
up Mormon. Her father died when she was three months old.
She passed I think he's gonna, like really go for
the gals that are like kind hearted sweethearts like I
do think he will be distracted by some firecrackers. But
I think at the end of the day, he's gonna
pick a sweetheart. I think you're right. He doesn't want drama.
He does it, he does it. You know what, I

(21:18):
gotta include doctor Banana throughout. I'm not gonna put doctor
B in the corner. I hear her giggling. We can
figure it out, Doctor B. What do you think Littia's
gonna go far?

Speaker 2 (21:27):
I think he liked her. Yeah, he thought she was
like interesting. I I think so. I'm surprised. I don't
think I picked well at all.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
Yes, he has.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
I think she's I think she's top five, top six easy.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
I did, okay, one of my picks. He liked my
number one pick, which is the Newton with the Italian girl.
He liked her, I did. Juliana's my number one.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
She's my number two.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
I think she's gonna go far. I don't think she's
gonna win, but I think she's gonna go far.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
I know what's so interesting about her? Yeah, growing up
up Mormon in Salt Lake City, Yes, that she is
going to be the most g rated contestant on the show. Yeah,
and but I think that that's interesting about him. Yes,
because a lot of guys in his situation are attracted
to the chaos.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
No. No, he likes the de rated one.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
He's done, he's done the work. He shows to me
that he's done the work to get Yeah, because a
lot of guys in his position, this one included, goes
for the crazy tattooed bartender, alcoholic lady.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Okay, right, that's your right.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
You do the work and you realize like, oh no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
No, no, you're right. He wants stable, he wants he's.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Grown up in chaos. He wants stable.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
That's nice. What do you think of that? I think
I definitely think that's right.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
Like he just seems to be going for the girls
that just seem to like, you know, just be sweethearts
and like yeah I know themselves and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
So then Doug was right. We have Parisa showing up
with her crazy eyes. I mean he was right.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
She her What did do say?

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Doug said that He's like, look at the eyes, like
just you could tell, and she was like coming in hot,
coming in horny, she is just had like I felt
like Doug got it correct with.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
That she could drive a knife through your chest.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
That's what Doug said he did.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Okay, so that's what.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
He clocked it, right, I mean yeah. And she's the
one that did the power point with their wedding and
the wedding and the like. And I actually believed that
she did make that. Don't you make power points?

Speaker 2 (23:40):
She made that she definitely made that.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
Wasn't that great? Cut her head onto some She was the.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Last rose given she made, she got the last one.
I think, do you usually a producer? Producer? I think
they've chosen her to be. Did I pick her to
be the crazy one? Did I? I did? Didn't the villain? Yeah?
The picture as the fire start. I mean I think
all right started to pick Okay, I think I picked okay.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Oh, I just meant the girl that was the basketball player.
I thought you guys all had I didn't put her.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
I didn't hut her.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
Everybody had her.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
I didn't and I didn't her. I did not. I
did have the sexy nurse Rebecca that I thought. I
felt like she photographed like like I thought, she's a Yeah,
she loo's a bit different I mean she did get
she did make it through.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
She just always had a pissed off look on her
face throughout it all, like she always just was giving
like dagger eyes, and I thought put a put a
little spot.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
No, Doug was right. Doug saw the girls that are
just like like Doug called Rose. Doug. Doug called Doug
called that there would be just like innocent like smile.
He was right, Doug got it.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Yeah, Doug, who knew Doug is like.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Also he Alicia, I said, was wearing the cutest coat
that like Doug just got out of the blue for
her for present, like Doug gets women. It's so crazy. Okay,
So then so then we have Carolina. Okay, so she

(25:24):
will take a break after this one. Carolina came out.
She was She's like, she's the one coming in. She's
an interesting one because we could talk more when we
get into Like the night she came in, I'm going.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
To talk Spanish to you. You're not gonna understand what
you were going to get.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
She also had a package, so she got like a
video package where she was like, I'm tired of I'm
ready for my husband. The last guy I did was
a DJ. Can you imagine anything so funny. She's kind
of she's a fun she does remind me of Maria.
She's fun and sexy and then and we can get
to a later. But she was really fun with him

(26:03):
and very good at She was kind of good at
crying on cute. She was good at seeming like a
nice person. Like I think she's gonna be pain in
the ass, but like, but like I think she read him.
She was still fun and flirty and and I think
she read that he needed like a nice girl. But
she still gave him some like some shiit talking, which

(26:23):
she's gonna be a fun one to watch. I think
I have her in.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
My top six that you guys probably picked her whatever, lest.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
For sure top s ex Yeah, interesting. Do you think
top three.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
The short girls I think are at a disadvantage for that.
That's just my strong opinion about that.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
You don't think he might like a tiny You don't
think he might like a tiny gell.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
Such big difference.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Yeah, that's true, That is true.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Okay, Okay, we're gonna take a break Katie before we
go to doctor Banana. Do you have any final thoughts
about Parisa Carolina the mom come out out then, we
have the gal the Mormon gal Litia with any any
of those coming out, and he really likes Lotia.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
I think he really liked Rose Yeah, which I was
happy about because she just seems so sweet.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yes, Carolina, I mean we could be wrong. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
She did say a few tents in her little thing.
I love to be myself. You know, she's there to.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Be yeah, and the and the coming attractions. She knows
what's going to be a good SoundBite. I think, doctor Banana,
we're coming to you to round it out, to take
us to the commercial break. You have free reign.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
But Carolina hottest woman I've ever seen. Literally, when she
was like, I'm just a normal, normal girl, and then
cut to her like package and she's so hot, I
was like, Okay, a normal girl with the body of
a supermodel. Okay is happening.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
I kept watching this that I'm like, why do you
even compete with Caroly There's so many of the women
were so Juliana.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
I was like, what is happening?

Speaker 1 (27:59):
There's so hot that I'm like.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
They're all human prizes.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
No, they're yeah, they're all human prizes. And you think
I keep it together and then you look at your like,
oh my god, there's so much hot. I mean even
just meeting Charity. You know, You're like, I know, I'm
a monster, But I even think.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
Back, like sadly, like twenty five years ago, when I
would be around their age, and I'm like, they are
so hot to like, even oh young hot Whitney, Oh
my god, making.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Mouse is not going to put fives and sixes and
maybe even seven's on the back.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
We're not fives or six they're like fifteen. They're like fifteen.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
We're celebrating. We are celebrating America's princes and princes.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
No, No, that's the thing. I feel like I'm better
now than I was at twenty five. But even if
you did like me now but at twenty five, it
would it would still I would feel.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
I'd still be goofy. It'd be something and not in
a way.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
That it hated in a way that he's going to
pick the not the right kind of goofy. It's still
like the wrong kind, like you have food on your
face goofy for me.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
I just s you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
They are not scouting the targets in Tulsa. Yes, for
the next time.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
You guys, I have a day. Tomorrow night, I have
a dinner date. That's our first day, which means I
have to eat food in front of order. I haven't
looked at the menu yet. We're going to don't come
murder me. I guess. Yeah, cut out where we're going.
Wait a minute, that's a great first day.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Tell me tell me you vexed out where you're going?

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yeah, okay, okay, tell me tell that.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
That's a first day.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
That's a great first Holy Christ, what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Ding?

Speaker 6 (29:41):
Ding?

Speaker 3 (29:42):
What can I walk you down the aisle?

Speaker 1 (29:47):
First date?

Speaker 2 (29:48):
What you think?

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Doesn't? It's crazy? Okay? Why?

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Why?

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Why?

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Why? My favorite place?

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Tell me everything? You've been there, but I haven't been
there for years. The last time I was there, I
got hammered. Do you heightener? When I was like twenty two?
Why do you love to tell me? Why is it?
Why am I walking on the aisle?

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Because I don't want to give too much?

Speaker 4 (30:07):
Grown up? It's like a grown up.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
I thought it was such a cute suggestion. It was
a really cute suggestion.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Oh my god, it's huge to me. That's where you
take That's where I would take you if I was
proposing to you, and I would have the waiters who've
all worked there for a million years bring the ring
in with the desserts.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
I think it was really it was very cute. He
asked like if I had any food restrictions. I told
him I like fish a lot like that, I don't
really need much meat that. He was like, oh, this
place has great fish.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yes they do. And then but I was I'm getting
a prime rib. I'm you, I'm getting a prime rib.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Just go right to baby that dup said fish.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
I said, O care, I got it. Order a fish.
But then I have to practice. So we have a
friend staying with me right now, there's a friends say,
our friend Chris is staying with me until March right now,
fire situation, what not. And she eats so neatly that
I don't know how. I'm not. I'm not like eating
in front of somebody's hard for me.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
All those doors.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
You said that. I know this from the podcast. You
said you eat fast because your dad is always trying.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Okay, Okay, this is good, Okay, this is so I
need to slow down. Oh yeah, so I need to
do so what do I do? I need to wait?
So do I put my fork down? Doctor Banana you're
in a What do I do? Do I put my
forks but down between bites? Like how do I slow
down to it?

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Like like you're watching Top Chef, okay, and so like
they cut and like taste it and savor it.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
I can't, Okay, right right, I gotta slow down. You
were down.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
And you're not paying at this restaurant.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
This restaurant, yea yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
This restaurant is supposed to be a two and a half.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
So I get like a wedge salad. Oh yeah, yeah,
I get like a wedge salad without the bacon, and
then I get then I get like the fill.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
Be careful the wedge salad because that's like usually blue
cheese and you don't want that all of.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Okay, So what do I get? What do I get?

Speaker 4 (32:04):
It? Like?

Speaker 1 (32:05):
What do I get an inch salad? That's easier? Then
you cut that up?

Speaker 4 (32:08):
A wedge salad is delicious, but you could like cut
it and then it could you pray everywhere.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
I'm just I'm like, I'm getting a shrimp cocktail. I'm
getting a half dozen oysters.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Yeah yeah, doctor Brenana, You've eaten with me a lot.
What do I get at this restaurant.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
I mean, I think you eat fine. I don't are
you like, oh my god, are you serious with you?

Speaker 4 (32:37):
And I don't think you eat here either. I'm just
basing something you saying that you eat like a.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Because my dad, you've seen my brother and I eat.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yes, But I don't think you turn off a date.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
You don't lick your plate.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Toast to everyone who's here overting me in art. And
I remember the night that we ate at this particular
restaurant that's an iconic restaurant in Los Angeles.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
It was a really cute suggestion.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Yet, yeah, I remember I had a vodka martine because
they have because at this place, the vodka martini come
with a sidecar. And I was worried that she was
gonna think that I was an alcoholic. But we had
a great night and here we are here, we are cleay.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
All right, Okay, Well I'll let you guys know. I'll
let you guys know at sketch Fest how my date went.
Because it's my first day tomorrow night and he's a billionaire. No, No,
is it really expensive.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
This particular place.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
It's it's expensive.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
It ain't Chipotle.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Yeah, okay, good It ain't Chipotle.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Yeah, we have to valet because it's parking, definitely.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yeah, yeah, all right, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. So
there's no smooch by the car because there's a valet.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Is he going to pick you up in his roles?

Speaker 4 (33:58):
No?

Speaker 1 (33:58):
No, No, you don't want to switch on the or
do you want to switch on the first day? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:05):
What's her name saying? She said she doesn't kiss on.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
The fact, I don't kiss on the first day, Doctor Banana.
She practiced not kissing. Doctor Banana practiced with me. She
showed me what she did. We did it at Bellhouse.
I'm gonna do it to you. I'm gonna hug you
to her hole or hugging, okay, and then I'm with
and then I'm doctor Banana. Give your arms out. I've
hugged and we slid down, and then I grab your hands.
I do this. I it's so much fun with you.

(34:30):
I'd love to do that. Do you say i'd want
to do like you grab the hands? What do you say?

Speaker 2 (34:33):
What do you say, I say, like call me or
text me basically?

Speaker 4 (34:37):
What they like this?

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Do you say? Do you say I'd love to do
this again?

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Sometime yeah something, yeah, something like that.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
You say it in person. I'd love to do this again,
so I'm.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Pay if you want to do it again sometimes. Okay, Okay, okay, yes,
if you don't, I mean I.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Yeah, If I don't, I do not. I sort of
like anyway, nice to meet you.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Okay, Okay, I'm so jealous I have I'm so can I.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Show you though? What would I do with that this
time at the bar? Yeah? I feel like I have
the best. This podcast has walked me through everything. Okay, look,
but so far, this person planned in advance, asked me out,
ask me what kind of food suggested a time. This

(35:21):
is where we're going.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
It's my favorite place.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Take Brenda's favorite place. Okay, we're gonna take a quick
break and we'll.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Be right back.

Speaker 6 (35:31):
Bones Zone.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Let's get in the Bone Zone guys, and we're back.
Well ever, Okay, this is exciting. This is exciting. Exciting. Okay, great, Okay,
I hope it goes well.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
Text me yep, I want to be on this ex
shape obviously be.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Okay, I'll text all of you guys afterwards. I'll text
all of you guys afterwards. Doctor Banana is still there. Okay,
since pictures. Okay, I'll send you pictures. So here we are.
So then we come out.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Like Bailey and just send us pictures.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Oh my god, Bailey, dude, we'll get together to her,
We'll get to that. Oh my god. So then we
have the New Jersey lady Ali Joe. She's like, I'm
a boxer. I got She was so New Jersey. I
don't think.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Okay, you're New Jersey a bad name.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
You're from New Jersey.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
From New Jersey.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Where are you from New Jersey.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
I'm from a town called Mountainside.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
This person I'm going out with is from New Jersey. Oh, okay, great.
I like people from New Jersey to the mall. I
love I love them all. I love to go to
the mall. Well, okay, great. So Allie Joe was so like,
I'm a boxer. I'm Ali Joe from New Jersey.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
Giving you pizza in the shape of a heart.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Oh that's right, the pizza in the shape of the heart.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
She's like, I'm friends with Polly and Jay.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Yes, you're right, Jo. Wow wow Jay wow wow wow wow. Meanwhile,
then we have Dina, one of numerous Oh this is Dina. Okay,
So doctor Banana and Katie, Dina we thought was gonna
be a villain. I'm not sure. I can't tell, but
it could.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
It could still happen.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
I think it's gonna happen the villain Romanian.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yes, she has from a family of eleven, exactly what you.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Guys said on the podcast last week that you're like,
if she's one of eleven, you're gonna have to push
to like get seen and notice and they're all brilliant. Yeah,
you guys are right, because that's how she came out.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
He liked her. Yes, she gave she presented well out
of the gate, Katie, what did you think of Dina?
Do you think that Dina? Do you think that Dina?

Speaker 5 (37:29):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:29):
I thought she seemed nice. Actually I did too. Yeah, Well,
he seemed very sweet. He did say to her, you
calm me down, and you seem sweet, and she's like
nobody ever said that before, which I thought I believe her.
But she did present well. I think she presented. I
was like, oh, here she comes as advertised, but then
she seemed calmer. Yeah, she looked. She looked the same. Yeah, No,

(37:50):
I I think she could be nice. We'll see, Okay.

Speaker 5 (37:53):
I didn't get that vibe just yet, Like who was
the girl? I think it was Vicky who was like
I think it was her who seemed like trouble and
like when he came in to like give to take
the first Impression Rose and he like gave to someone
he gives, you know, the other person the scale on
her face?

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Was it her that like the.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Vegas Vicky Vegas. I want to say this. I have
a theory. They never don't the second If you if
you guys listen to this and you're trying to go
and be on the show, don't ever sit near the
First Impression Rose because they never pick it and give
it to somebody at the couch. They always walk through
like four so does like the second it comes out,

(38:32):
get as far away from you as you can because
they want to walk. They want to parade it past
a lot of women that see it. Not it has
to sort of make a tour around the world before
it ends up at like they got to go find.
You make yourself having to be found.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
It's really good point.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
You're it's never the person that's right there.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
No, he never goes, oh look you're right here, yeah yeah, never, No,
I've insult him.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
I can't. I can't remember.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
Exactly who it was, but it was like they just
had those looks on the chairs, like I'm going to murder.
Oh my god, I was getting the first impression and
it was like genuinely frightening.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
So meanwhile, we have Ridica who came in, was so
cute with her Bollywood dance, didn't didn't get a rose.
I liked her. I liked her, I was rooting for her.
I felt badly I wanted her to get a rose. Okay.
So then we have here comes Alexa. Everyone calls it
an alpaca, but it's Ali's allama and her name is Alex,

(39:28):
Alex Alex. It's a no drama a lama, okay, because
there are places up near the mansion that have She
kept saying it's from her farm. It's the no drama lama, Linda.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
She did say that, but there are tons of l
pacas up in Malibi.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Yeah, yeah, I think I think they got it from
a nearby place from Canada.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
Yeah, they're not a farm animal from Canada.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Do you think that was a lama or an alpaca?

Speaker 2 (40:01):
I think it was a llama. But also I've like
never seen a lama, or I'll paca act that chill. No,
it was so well trained, like it was really well
behaved for being around that many people and did not
spit on a single person.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
How did enough.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
Poop in the house?

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Dude, it probably did, but they just didn't chill it.
I mean, I also want to say, and we'll we'll
get to more of her later. I was nervous for
her out of the gate because she came out with
a gimmick, a bigger gimmick than some years. There's a
lot of gimmicks, so she seemed kind of nervous she
was doing it. She was awkward. I was worried for her.

(40:37):
She brought it into the house like it didn't just
it came in. Linda came into the house.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Didn't you think. She originally was like talking to the
producer and they're like, why don't you come in with
a llama? And she's like okay, and then all of
a sudden she's walking up and going, I know, what
the hell was I thinking, I'm.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Aware that I would be the I would be the
fool that they talked in to like come in with
a whoopee cushion and be like I'll fart your way
to love, Like I just know that I would be like,
come in on a bounce house that farts, like like.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
We has anyone brought.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
In a.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
Chicks?

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Oh yeah, people, they didn't bring the chicks. If you
think about the guy that had to come in and
have his head on my platter, at the head with
the eyes, he has the eyes, Rick.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Rick, he had to stay in the platter, and sure.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
James was in the box.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
James came the shark, the shark lady.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
We had that was we love Alexis who's done the podcast.
He was the shark.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
The dolphin ranger Brendan Report, Yes, Malibu Alpaca News. A
couple of years ago, there was a controversy because one
of those dudes killed a mountain lion because he was
claiming that the mountain lion was killing his pockets.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
Really okay, okay, thank you. Meanwhile we have uh so,
then we have Juliana.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
She okay, Juliana came in. Okay, So, Juliana was my
number one.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Pig, number one.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
She's like, she's got her Massachusetts family. She loves Frank Sinatra,
and she's hot, she's super hot, and she seems cool
and she's got a nose ring.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
And what does she do?

Speaker 1 (42:28):
It claims service clients, service associate.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
So she she's an escort.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
I mean I literally could be like she works at
like it could be like foot lockers. Associate's working the
Newberry Newton mall.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
You're one up from like the assistant, because the assistant
is called the executive something. Now, so yeah, she's an associate.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Do you know the little town that she's from?

Speaker 1 (42:53):
And I mean it's not even it's fancy. It's fancy.
Newton is rich. Newton's rich. It's sort of near where
like Conan's from. It's near that. It's like a rich
suburb of boss.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
Did she come in with some gimmick?

Speaker 1 (43:11):
But they had a package with the family driving around.
She's like a huge family. Everyone has anybody ever been like?
Family is not important to me. They did care carpal karaoke,
but people, everyone's always like families. Is this family's number one?
Like I don't, okay, you.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Know what it's really important to me? Money?

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Dude. I know a girl who put on her hinge profile.
My love language is money, and.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
I'm like, oh boy, oh boy, okay, I love to
know who At least she's honest.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
You know who it is. You know who it is.
I'm gonna text you. I'll text you, okay, I but okay, okay, okay,
I'm gonna text her. Okay, here we go. Okay. So
then we have Chloe came in. She's from She's got
the Ruby Red, Oh the Ruby. She's so cute. She's

(44:06):
a plus sized model. And then she later on with
the T shirt Cannon happened. She wore one of the
T shirts. I love she's a ginger. She's so cute,
and I feel like he liked her.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
Also, in what world does she plus?

Speaker 3 (44:21):
I know that's what Julian, That's what Julia's said. I
was like, No, she's a plus size mom. She's like
she's on a size.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
Mom's size eight. It was like the most ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
She's so cute, Doctor Banana. Did you enjoy Chloe?

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Yeah, she's beautiful. She reminded me like just some of
her photo shoots of like those bananaa public like Safari shots,
brown and like tones.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Yeah, there's a lot of like like a like a
like a like and she goes, yes, yes, I like it.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
But also it was so cool of her to wear
the T shirt because she's not intimidated by other people.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
She doesn't give her to give a ship. Okay. So
so then we're going to talk about Bailey came in
and she made him. She's like, I need a picture,
and then she's like, not a selfie, you have to
take my picture. Okay, guys, I looked her up. She
has twelve thousand followers. It doesn't add up, Katie, I
need your expertise here. If you're coming in, You're like,

(45:17):
it's really important to me. This is my business, sharing
my fashion. Well it's not. You only have twelve thousand followers.
I don't get it. But she has to run to
the Cocoa golf Okay.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
So she calls herself the manager and I thought, doesn't
that mean you.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
May other people?

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:32):
I think she's just aspiring and airing. And then she
brought him the wig. I just felt like and then
she was like, do you like my hair? I was like, oh,
it's all about it's all about her.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
Exhausting.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
I found it exhausting, doctor Banana, how did you feel?
You know what?

Speaker 2 (45:49):
I liked that she was just straight up like, I'm
here to be an influencer.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Yeah, yeah. At least someone's saying Tony Braxton, Honey, here
she is.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Is she Bachelor and Paradise?

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Yes, that's exactly. By the way, I saw a deadline
that they got a new runner from. I believe like
like some fun pedigree. There was like a fun, trashy pedigree.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Oh good. I just saw the headliner.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Like Love Island Sisters, Doctor Banana. Can you look up
and see like google new show runners because they I
feel like they've done some fun, trashy shows. And I
was like, Okay, this is what we need because they
were saying they got distracted by the Golden Franchise. It's like, well,
you need to pick somebody whose spouse isn't dead, and
they keep talking about I was somebody who got like
whose husband fucked their secretary and they're ready for it.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
But I also don't want them to be fifty oh seventy.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
I want them and I want everyone to be seventy. Yes,
doctor Baby, Okay.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
He worked on Claim to Fame, Married at First Sight,
and he worked apparently on Summer House My.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Favorite shows whoa that's a trifecta of career Oh.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
My God, and Winter House and Dating Naked and marriage
boot Camp.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
I'm gonna stars.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
Bring Crro.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
I mean literally and not yet. I haven't started it,
but I know our King Wells is on it, which
we'll talk about later off camera, but like I.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Know, but Gabby's on it. She's so great. I love
her so much, so great.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Okay, this shear fact that this person did maths and
we claim to fame is to show that Doctor Banana
and I love. I've seen every episode. You love that
I love.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
I think you two are the only ones who watched.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
I think I made Chamam Shamaa, I made sham Wam
watch it with me. We watch, We watched the whole thing,
and we'd love to guess who shaman when I watched it.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Okay, did sham Wam ever take you to this restaurant?

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Shamwim didn't need meat. Shamm took me to some great restaurants.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
He did.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Shamam took me to some great restaurants. Taman took me
to A Love Madison twice, which is so good in
New York.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
But that's such a that's a different vibe.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
This is a really fun this is really you feel
very good. I know now I feel like I've built
it up move.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
It's a pro move. It means he's like, this lady
is special. I'm going to take take.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
That's nice.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
I'm going to wax up my rolls and.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Open the door for her. You know what, I picked carefully.
I don't go out with the old ding dong anymore.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
You know who would Bailey?

Speaker 1 (48:37):
You know because I have because oh my god, she
was a lot, a lot, she was a lot. Then
we have lost Vicky and somebody said, is she a
bottle girl? And it turns out I think she is
because she was walking through the bottles and they were
lit up, and you know what, our King Jacquise was
called it. And I think Vicky's a really fun edition.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
I'm here for vickis cue.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Jeekes is coming back next week so he can see
and he's gonna be on with Sean Dinson, which will
be fun.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
He had a fabulous coat. When you had a party,
not to oh oh.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
How fun was your party?

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Can we talk about it? And that was my best
one yet.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
I had so much fun dancing. I just don't dance
that often, and when I do, I'm just so happy.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
That was the first one you were able to come to.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Yes, I mean it's been years, you.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Know it, Jacob, shout out Jacob, my friend who's my DJ?

Speaker 4 (49:26):
Didn't inrect that music was so fun?

Speaker 1 (49:29):
And we also, how about my tiny living room expands
in size once a year it becomes like this jig.
It becomes like the palladium once a year.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
It's just so good.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
It's yeah. We empty it out and Jacob goes to town.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
And I have to say, wells is so damn cutely.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
So they're so cute, They're so cute. How cute was
Bert Kreischer and his wife?

Speaker 4 (49:49):
My god? He I just watched some special on him.
I helped him make a drink and he was very
happy with me.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
I was like, love him, I love him. Okay, all right,
should we take a quick break and then come back? Yeah, okay,
Doctor Banana. Any final thoughts from New York?

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Uh No, I mean I'm loving it.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
I love I do.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Who.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
I don't know about you, but things are getting so
hot in here. I think I gotta take I'll pay
you a break and we're back, Okay, you guys. Two
things before we get going, Doctor Banana, We're going to
sketch Fest. Jerry Traynor has been added he's like giving

(50:38):
a cat a back. Even to get him to come
do it here, it's hard to get him to do things.
And so he's coming to San Francisco. That'll be fun.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
That's huge, should be huge.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
We're gonna do some karaoke.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
We gotta go do dimples with him. We gotta go
do some karaoke. So we're gonna have Jerry, and we
have Doctor b Lorie's gonna be in the audience, maybe
because they did all the shows together during the pandemic.
And then we have Kate mccoochie and Doug and the
Sclar brothers. That's a fun love brother. Both of the.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Stars were the best.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Who's your Sclar, Jason?

Speaker 3 (51:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
I mean I have a great picture of me and
the Scolar brothers and uh Snookie, Oh my god, that's
just so fun random photo.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
I love both glars, I know. Okay, So I love
his coat. Isn't this a fun.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
You're gonna wear it on the dates?

Speaker 4 (51:31):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (51:31):
I'm not gonna hurt on the first date. It doesn't.
It feels like too crazy for a first date. But
I am going to forget to sketches. But maybe this
will be like if it keeps going, maybe, if maybe
this will be like a fifth date.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Code.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
This feels like a fifth dated, a fifth date.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
He's going to take you to Paris.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Okay, So I pulled up the menu of this restaurant.
I'm okay, so I feel like I have to order
fish since he picked it for me to get fish, right,
So it could just be an appetizer. I can do
a shrimp cot I can do a shrimp cocktail.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
That's razing to eat.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
So what that's funny.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
It's a fun one to eat.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
It messy though? Is it messy?

Speaker 4 (52:13):
No?

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Not really?

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Not really? No, no shrimp okay? So, so, but I
don't want to overorder. I don't want to get greedy,
you know.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
What I mean?

Speaker 6 (52:20):
Share?

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Maybe he wants to share.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Okay, sharing is nice, Okay, kind of like the cocktail?

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Two dozen oysters?

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Can I have seven shrimp cock Can I get a
doggy back? Can I get seven doccu backs?

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Trying?

Speaker 4 (52:34):
If I just order extra for tomorrow night and just
take it out?

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
I can't decide between the prot the salads.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Okay, I'm gonna throw the salad. Do you tell me
what is the neatest to eat? We have an avocado salad. No,
the name of this restaurant special. I need to look
what that is. I don't know what that is.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
I think that's Italian.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Okay, I bet that's like akap okay.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
So then we have a mixed green salad that feels messy.
Caesar salad. Caesar's good, baby baby Iceberg wedges, Baby Iceberg Wedges.
That sounds good, baby Iceberg.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Maybe what do you think, Whitney. Then it is dinner salad?
What do I get? Doctor Banana?

Speaker 3 (53:17):
This Their caesar is very good. They don't do the
dantanas thing where they make it at the table, but
it's very good.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
I think that's a good one.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
So you should get whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
No, no, no, no, I shouldn't. I shouldn't. I shouldn't.
We need to tell me to not be.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
Because I think that you could have like the chefs
style could be really big, and that's really big.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
So I just think maybe baby Iceberg wedge, I think
that's what you. Okay, but be careful when like, okay,
would maybe I get I get, I get the caesar.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Wait time out. This is important, Doctor mannis points up.
But the crunch the salad. The restaurant is loud. Okay,
you're not going to.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Hear much because it is okay, that's loud. Okay, yeah
it's not okay. So then entree we have. I could
do a file a? Or do I? Or do I do?

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Like?

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Do I do a salmon file a? Because he picked
it for me? For the fish? Do you get the fish?
I think I think I get the fish.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
I don't fish.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
I don't think you have to stick to that. I
think you can be like, you know, I was thinking
about the fish, but I am so excited for the
prime rib.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
That's an avocado cocktail. I don't know, because are you
just looking at the salads or looking at the appetizer?

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Scallops pan seared very good?

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Oh? I bet that's good. What would you do for
like a good scalp?

Speaker 1 (54:43):
You would do that for an eating purposes? I could
eat that meat. It's hard to be a messy.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
I think that's a neat thing to eat.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Do they have their bacon appetizer.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
I'm probably not going to do baked. I don't like
to eat. I don't want to eat a pig.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Okay, because they have a fantastic not doing fantastic.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
They have a grilled portobello mushroom. Okay, that sounds nice.
That sounds nice with the polenta. Okay, thanks guys. Sorry, listen,
here's the dessert.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
That's a great the most important thing you have the
crab Louis.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
You're right, you're right. Okay, it's true. You're getting I
gotta get engaged.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Okay, let me see what you've got.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
You can have he to listen to this cobbler of
the the other side. Oh, I love cobbler, A cob
cobber of the day.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
I think that's the way you do.

Speaker 6 (55:34):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Then do you get a side of fries for the table.
That's sainty, that's saintyy, you get fries to the table.
You have a couple, you seem fun. And then cobbler
of the day. It's the cobbler of the day.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
I had a dessert the other day and it was
vanilla ice cream and it had like apple apple pie
mixed in.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Okay, you guys, thank you so much. But then I
don't want to like, I don't think I can a
dessert salad.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
No, but you get an appetizer to share, Okay, okay, okay, guys.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
He's a billionaire.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
He's not a billionaire regular. He's just a regular guy.
He's just a regular guy.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
Think, do I know?

Speaker 1 (56:19):
No, no, no, So you don't know this is not
This is a regular guy who's a gentleman.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
So you don't over order be greedy because you're not
drinking that much. So it's not like you're gonna spill
that much money. So you don't drink so you're not
gonna be wasting. You're not gonna have like four glasses
of wine and then a nice.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Do they do like the no alcohol cocktails? I might fun,
I might get a glass just to like one glass.
So I don't understand wine? What like? What is a
good white? What's a good red?

Speaker 4 (56:51):
I just always say Sevin Blanc because it sounds fancy.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
When what do you say, Anna?

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Oh you know, I might buttery share? Bitch? You know
what I mean?

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Are you you know?

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Or order the crispus? You possibly?

Speaker 1 (57:07):
What's a good red? What's a good red?

Speaker 3 (57:09):
I'm a Cabernet person, but you can talk to the
Somalia is going to come to the table.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
I don't just say when you if you're getting something red,
just say I want it spicy.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Okay, okay, okay, do I get red or why?

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Well this is a red?

Speaker 4 (57:28):
I would why because you get okay?

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Okay, thank you guys.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
I have not heard one person say get a vodka martini,
and I'm really off and I thought you did.

Speaker 4 (57:38):
When you start with that's not her, that's I can't.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
I can't start with a martini.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
With blue cheese stuffed dolls.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Say I've never had a martini in my life. I
can't on my first one.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
She's going to block out.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
I will say. At your dance party, I know that
you did have a glass of wine and you're like, floor.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
Yes, of course, of course, Oh my god, Okay, here
we are. Drunk is the best I know it once
a year, but maybe I'm fine. Actually, drunk Garden.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Goes to bed. I don't drunk Garden. We haven't seen
for like thirty years. Buzz Darden is a good time
because also buzz started, buzz to hostess started and doesn't
talk to one person the entire night. I don't talk
to anyone. I just keep it moving.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
Social Butterfly, I'm so.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Glad you cleared the deck of the guy who is
here on that particular night. Oh my god, I have
the opportunity to.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Go, Oh my god, he's get out of here. This
person can get out of here. I'll tell you, did
I tell you what happened after this? Gotta go?

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Okay, anyway, yeah, that person had to get out of here,
all right, and we're bad and it was a mess.
Oh my god. Okay, so here we are, okay, so
let's talk about.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
All right.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
So then we have the shirt cannon Zoey. Some people
picked Zoe to win. That canon was wild. It went
so far it felt like it could break a window.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
They are designed to get a T shirt from a
basketball arena floor up to the fourth level. That's what
they're design.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
I didn't know they were that strong. I've only seen
like really shitty sort of like backyard super Soaker one. Yeah, yeah, no, no, no,
that was really It made me want to buy one.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
It made me want to find one and just shoot
things into neighbors.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
I wanted it. It made me want to date with
the billions. You don't want just not a millionaire? No, no, okay,
I didn't even know it was this fancy.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
Now I'm nervous, key lime Pie.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
I didn't even know if this was this big of
a deal. I thought it was just like a regular
I was like, oh, that's a cute suggestion. I didn't
even know it was this big of a it's.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
More fun than fancy, wouldn't you know?

Speaker 1 (59:54):
It's so clos it's a really it's a great you
know what, just never happened with this Just like, good job,
whoever this man is. If it doesn't work out with me,
you are a great guy, and you plan a great
first day and like drops to Okay, so here we

(01:00:17):
were back. Okay, so the T shirt canon? Was it
too much? Katie? Yeah? Yeah, I don't know. She's my
number one, and I was just kind of much. I
was like, she was intense. She was glaring at the Rose.
She was glaring at the first impression Rose. Maybe she

(01:00:39):
was I saw one person glaring.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
I looked so quickly, and you know, there's thirty fucking
women and I can't keep all their names straight.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
But yes, I don't know. I just like she seemed
like she could be drama. Yeah, I know, she came
in hot, and she came in hot. She's gorgeous. She's gorgeous.
She's so gorgeous. She shows she was an engineer.

Speaker 5 (01:01:02):
I mean, I just was like, I wasn't expecting she
she needed to be a little more demure.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
She brought a gun.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
She brought a gun. She brought a cannon.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Weapon.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
She brought like a cannon like she probably like an
oozy is she probably imagine if.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
One of those T shirts had hit one of the girls.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
You know we're going to do on Bachelor Silver Leg.
You know we're gonna do It's a it's a group
dance situation. We're gonna go Griffith Park. We're gonna load
it with conscert T shirts. We're just gonna start firing.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
Whoever hit the most and runs to it or catches it?
Who how do you win?

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
No, we're going to go up on the lawn of
the observatory and we're going to aim in at people, tourists,
whoever us from Australia.

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
Shirt, whoever goes over the hill.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Okay, okay, so then we have so then we have Uh.
She was she was intense the T shirt cann't She's like,
I want to be a wife. I want to be
like she was just like here for it. It was intense.
I don't think you just come in and go I'm
really excited to meet you.

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
Yeah, you got to be like Mark, you don't have
to be like, hey, here's my power point on our
wedd It's too.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Much an impression.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
Though.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
He did have to remember you, Okay. So then he
goes in and we see crazy eyes Parisa with her
rock collection and her power point. The opening with her
power point is sorry you got dumped. Also, you don't
remind him. You don't emasculate the guy out of the gate.
That was wild. He looked terrified through that power point. Terrified. Meanwhile,

(01:02:47):
he pulled Alicia. Now Alicia, she's the one that she
got the first kiss. Her teeth all look brand new.
It was like one white giant what or whitened her?
I liked her out with though she I liked her
outfit too. Now I was surprised. So she had a
single mom that worked really hard, who had immigrated to

(01:03:09):
the country. He liked her. She was like, I don't
kiss on the first date, and then she was the
first one to kiss. I am surprised. She didn't get
a rose until like the eighteenth person called Katie Levine.
What was that? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:03:22):
I was really surprised to that too, because he really
seemed to like her.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
I thought, did he because he kissed a lot of women,
Do you think that like maybe she was maybe she
was a bad kiss or doctor Banana, why did she
Didn't you think she was going to get the first
impression rose or an early rose? She got like one
of the last quarter of the roses.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
I don't you know what those things. They're really trying
to throw us off the scent sometimes, so I never know.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
I think, yeah, to edit, right, doctor Banana, don't you
think that sometimes they do edit the rose distribution to
make it more dramatic.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
But then they're holding them there. I was trying to
figure that out because I was like, because the gals
are the other ones that have the roses are sitting
there with their roses.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
But they didn't do the talking about her being like,
oh my god, I can't believe I haven't been picked
and he kissed me, Like, yeah, they didn't do that
every there were all those other girls.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
It's like he likes her so much that it is
a misdirect, Like I think it was.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
That's what I'm thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Okay, that feels like Yet.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
I also feel like she's cute. I think she's adorable.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
She's the one that we looked at that was like
Miss California. Knew the longest running.

Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
She was like the longest running Miss California. Were like,
how do you win? I guess you can, like he
can win.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Yeah, and she's the interior designer from Tampa. She's the
longest running Miss California. Didn't mention it, didn't mention it
and mention anything. She was the one that he kissed
and the first one with the plenty tail and the
white dress, white dress.

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
I liked her.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
I liked her too. They were he really is adorable.
He snuggled her in. She seemed nice. He seemed nice.
He said, you have a good heart. I'm attracted to that.
He seemed honestly like a good guy. Like I was
never like, oh, this is too many kisses. He didn't
feel like he felt like good for him. Test it out,
who cares?

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
Yeah. I thought he didn't go overboard, which I feel
like we've seen before. You're like sucking face with twenty people.
Yeah the first time. Yes, I felt like it seemed
like five and I felt like that was a good
amount of tongue throwing around.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Yeah, I would kiss five. Why not, I'm going to
kiss five of the waiters. I'm sorry you you just
put a beat? No, No, you're right, right, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Like I'm bad at being a person, you

(01:05:40):
know what I mean? Me the fact that I'm like
date it's crazy but fun, it's fun. Okay. So then
we have a lease. Okay, so yeah he liked her,
she was sweet. They kissed, and she goes, I don't
kiss on the first date, but I'm not mad at it. Okay, great.
Then we have Juliana. She's the one from Newton bean Town.

(01:06:04):
She likes Frank Sinatra and pop smoke.

Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
Oh so this is when I thought it was interesting.
So they sort of introduced us to a lot of
the girls. But then we went inside and I felt
like I met other people.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
But then she was cheated on a lot. If this happens,
doesn't happened a lot. Where's like my family's everything. I
got cheated on numerous times. They put me back together.
My filmy doesn't want to see me broken again. Like
it's like, okay, well that hot.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
World is hot, complicated, Yes, cheated people.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
I feel like Taylor's knew guys going to cheat on
her too.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
Oh first happened, doctor Bana?

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Could I can I believe that that's already guest uncheated
on Taylor.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
I actually don't know, but I believe, even though I
don't care for jt I believe everything he says.

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
Me too, honestly, is the worst, the worst.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Kills you gave miss patt again. Okay, Okay, here we go, Okay, Okay,
we'll talk about it later, guys. We gotta get it
on the books before before you guys walk out here.
We're gonna get the first recording on the books. Okay.
So then, so much, Okay, I have so much to say.
Oh my god, I need to we need to come up.
We need to have I need to have drinks with

(01:07:20):
page Okay, okay, so then we have So then Juliana
my girl, my number one. She's ready to find love.
She's she says, I'm financially and emotionally stable, and my
eyes are on you.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
That's a good line.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Okay, and she goes, I feel butterflies exploding. He's literally
my husband. Okay did they kiss? They kiss right nose? Ray,
I think they kissed. I think they got I think
she got a kiss. Meanwhile, what's her name? Miss Puerto
Rico Carolina. She like spending time with her family. She's

(01:08:00):
an only child. I'm nervous about only children.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Wait no, she wasn't an only child. She just had
a lot older siblings.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
I see. Okay, all right, all right, okay, that's right, Okay,
that's right, that's right. She felt like an only child,
thank you. And uh so, then she was sort of
funny with him. I will say, she's like, oh, she
kept making jokes about red flags of his you know
what I mean? Like I found her kind of She's
a she's a hot person who's also a good flirt.

Speaker 6 (01:08:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
I think she's top four.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
I think she's top three, top three. I think she's
so hot and fun that she's going to be top three. Okay,
she's trouble, but she's sweet enough that she can make
it so far. But I think the other women are
going to fucking hate her.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
The crazy thing you have to remember the math of
this season. It's only nine episodes.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
What what.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
I swear to God, I believe you got they're going
to be doing abbreviated seasons. I swear to God's confirm
because I think the math of amination is going to
get really nice.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Well about that? How okay? That's well, doctor Banana, is
that true?

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
I didn't hear this, but we can look up how
many episodes are there?

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
Okay? Ten?

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
One of those is going to be Women Tell All.
So that's nine episodes.

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
That's nine weeks of dating.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
Why are they doing that? I think because of Golden
Bee and now they're China jam in Paradise to have
that and Golden so.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
Right, so that changes the math on all of these episodes.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
Oh my god. Well, the fact that like the coming
attractions if you're the the way it's looking, if you're
the woman he picked. But he's like, I love them both,
and Jesse Palmer's like, there's two women, which one do
I turn away, like who is it? And and he's like,
I don't know, dude, that's hard to get over. If

(01:09:55):
you win that it that you weren't that clear of
a pick, that's hard. I mean, do you want you want,
but you need somebody.

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
I kept thinking he was going to be you pick
one and then you do the switcheroo and right.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
It sets it up there because they're not afraid of that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Now the people always want the one that got away too.
No matter who, you almost want to be the one
that they let go. Doctor B. Do you think there's
gonna be a switcheroo?

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
I think so yeah. I mean there usually is.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
Katie Money. You've watched it off. Do you think there's
a switcheroo?

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:10:26):
I think he'll end up choosing who he chooses. But
I think he probably does have a lot of indecision
at the end.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
And do you think that the person will be able
to get past that afterwards?

Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
I don't know. It depends on what happens in the
room after if he.

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
Picks Latilla instead of Juliana and her family's like, okay, great,
now you have to convert.

Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
To the Church of Jesus Christ. One.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Do you know caffeine?

Speaker 6 (01:10:53):
Ever?

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Again? Do you like coffee too bad?

Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
Carolina? Can I go back with Carolina?

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
Do you know that, first of all, there seems to
be a lot of Mormon's name Whitney on all the
shows that I'm launching.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
I know Whitney. It's not like City Whitney. Do you
know that mister poul in her bedroom?

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
I used to love those commercials so much that when
like I turned twelve, I went to ski in Utah
and my mom's like, what do you want to do
for your birthday? And I was like, I want to
go to the church Gladdy Saints, And I made them
take me on a tour because I love the commercials
like if you tell one lie, it leads to another.

(01:11:29):
And then they'd like give birth to cattle. I was
in it worked on you. Their advertisement was a sucker
for commercials.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
You look like you can be Mormon. You look very Mormon.

Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
If that's a positive or negative.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
They're gorgeous. Is a gorgeous?

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
I mean they're all named Whitney. Well the Secret Lives
of Mormon.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
One is there's one Mormon Marine. So my my dad
and my brother's full name are Folca Aler Wilhelmer in
the second and third and but uncle Folka, Uncle Folka
in converted and was in Salt Lake City. And was like,

(01:12:10):
I think kind of a high up.

Speaker 4 (01:12:13):
And I don't know we should do. We could google
uncle Foe wow wow, And I believe I believe there's
an hour marine that might be a this might be
more men and.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Who else I'll ask my bro. I'll ask my bro.
By the way, you need to hang out with my
bro doctor Bae. Okay, I will, I will, I'll go
over to your house. Obviously you're gonna but you can
bring you can bring his bride to the restaurant I'm
going to and.

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
Proposed, when is a sketch fest?

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
What dates are this Sunday we're doing?

Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
First?

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
A second?

Speaker 4 (01:12:42):
This?

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
Yeah, this Sunday is our show?

Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
Got it?

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
Okay, so then you want to come.

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
No, I was just trying to figure out because I
figured Doctor Banana was flying into that, and then I
was going to tell Doctor Banana when I'm in New York.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
And she's now not in New York, She's flown to it.
She's in a different No.

Speaker 4 (01:12:59):
No, I'm in York, but you're flying.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Too from San Francisco. I have to go to New
Orleans for this after Okay, but tell me when you're
there thirteen. Oh yeah, I'll be back by the thirteenth.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Okay, great, well sang okay.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
Oh I can't say it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
Sorry, Sorry, Katie just exhaled in a manner that was sincere. Okay,
So then we have so then we have uh Dina
is all pissed off and she's like, who is this girl?
What the fuck? Who is this there's a new girl.

(01:13:32):
Holy shit. And then my girl goes she's walking in
Vagina first, Okay, and then and they're like, did you
kiss this person?

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
Dina was talking to him and then it turns out
it's his sister. I knew it was his sister.

Speaker 4 (01:13:47):
I knew what it was too, But I was like, how
do are none of these girls saying is that a sister?

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
Do some research exactly, show.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
And accused somebody of walking Vagina first? So who was
a woman? And I thought it was just a smart question.

Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
Who didn't walk Vagina first? Was the one who had
the cake?

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
The wedding cake kept bending over.

Speaker 4 (01:14:09):
And taking a lot of room. Yes, she watched that
did not Vagina first?

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
She did not Vagina first, North Dakota. No, that's the
girl from she was from like Charleston or for she's
from Charlottesville. Her name is Evan Can.

Speaker 4 (01:14:24):
I asked a question about that too. I was I
really felt like I was watching the whole No.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
I had to rewind it. They sent her in with
the wedding cake. Yeah, and then she walked in their kissing,
and then they came back and I had to rewind
it because there was no repercussion of her walking in
with the cake.

Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
That's what I was wondering. It was weird because I
honestly was like, I want to eat that cake.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
I also wanted to eat the cake. How good was
my cake at my birthday?

Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
Do you have any leftover frozens?

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
I wish Kate, Queen La shout out cake Queen La.
They don't use my sugar. Okay. So so somebody talking
to him, which I liked, Oh you know what it was?
I believe it was our our Mormon Queen was saying,
so you say you want a kid.

Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
But you have a Ferrari.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Where's the baby seat going? And he's like, I also
have an Accura.

Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
That's cute.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
And it made you go, oh, he actually because she
kind of called him on the practical side of like,
you say you want to be a dad, but you
have a Ferrari. He also has an accurate. Good for him, Katie,
what did you think that Ferra is actually his? I
thought it was production, That's what I thought.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
I think it is.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
I think it is.

Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
His on his Instagram before he started last season, like.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
That good as a day trader.

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
I thought it was a loner that he had for
that photo was how I he claims that he is
a Ferrari and an Accura who has two cars at
that age, Like I was like, I'll get the accurate
when you're pregnant.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
He probably mad a couple of bucks in Europe playing basketball.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
And then maybe he did some bitcoin and it did
well for sure. Sure right, so then and he also
could again, if you grow up having grown up in chaos,
some people who do get very responsible. So maybe he
saved every penny he's done, and he.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Saved every penny and then bought a Ferar.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
That's a good point, doctor Bay, that's a good point.
Do I need to move to New York and just
hang out and play tennis with you?

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
Should? I mean, honestly, what the hell did the world
just decide for me? Okay? Okay, So here we are
and and then so then he's talking to Uh Litia
and Uh and he's like, I can tell you. Don't
get told, Noah, Lot, you're very beautiful, and then they

(01:16:52):
kiss and it was really cute. They like each other.
They like each other. Yeah, okay, So in Walks, Jesse
did it say? Jesse Palmer host forty five, has it
upped his age. Okay, okay, he walked through with the
first impression rose and he put it down and and
he's like, this time the rose means so much more.

(01:17:16):
And oh so we didn't talk about which I didn't
say he we didn't talk about the fact that Alicia.
Oh no, Alex, we haven't talked about Alex. So Alex
who is the gal that had the no drama Lama.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
She is a speech therapist from Canada. And she brought
him some French cards and then she was so adorable
and he was like and he was like, I like you,
you're goofy. And she was saying she was saying to
him like, oh, I feel like you're gonna calm me
down because I get like that. Like they were so cute.

(01:17:55):
I felt like I related to her energy, you know
what I mean, and like and I just, oh, here's
this little ding dong that's letting herself be hurt. Like
I was really rooting for her being herself and that
doesn't usually do well in this environment, does it. It's
not usually like appreciated and seen like because she was
different and he was so tickled by her.

Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
And she was This was when she was speaking French. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
And then and then they had a kiss and it
was really cute.

Speaker 4 (01:18:24):
And then she goes, that was a French kiss.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Yes, and then he was like and I felt like
when he had never spoken French, his accent was really good.
I was really tickled by that, Doctor Banana, How did
you feel about their interaction?

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
I like that she was like, I need my man
to speak French. And it's not like because she's French.
She because it's hot.

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
I think she's so cute.

Speaker 4 (01:18:44):
She was like, is she going to fall for Jesse
Palmer because he.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
Exactly I might fall for Jesse Palmer.

Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
I think we've all fallen. She doesn't really like Jesse Palmer.

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
Jesse Palmer, may I say, as a sports fan is
actually funny.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
That's my brother said, he's getting funnier. They're letting him.
You you skipped a few seasons. They're letting him get funnier.
He's funny and he.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
Actually does good stories.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
He's funny. Okay, Katie, How did you feel about his
chat with Alex? I really like Alex. She just seems
very real. She's a door. She just seemed like silly
and a good time. I loved her and you could
tell he got it. Yeah, and she felt real and
he felt he seemed like you saw him take her

(01:19:29):
in and be like, what the fuck is this? And
I like and like she seemed authentic. They seemed comfortable
together very quickly, and he seemed like this handsome tall
man who actually loved being like he was down even
with the wig with Bailey in the wig, like he
was down to play. He didn't take the wig off,
like he was down to play with the gals, which

(01:19:51):
I like.

Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
I thought he was gonna be not stuck up isn't
the right word, but I used to he was going
to be as playful and not be like, oh I
don't want to do this because all look dumb kind
of a thing. Not at all. He was down for
all of that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
He said to her the phrase you can talk and
I will listen.

Speaker 4 (01:20:08):
That's a dream.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Oh my god, you're kidding me. I was like, oh
my god, fantastic. So then, yeah, they were so fun.
And then then another person that I feel like is
a contender is Natalie the PhD student from Kentucky who
works with kids that are she's a therapist with kids
that are in the hospital. And they did Inhale the

(01:20:31):
flowers blow out the birthday cake, and she was adorable
and sweet.

Speaker 5 (01:20:35):
He really liked her, and for being twenty five, she
seemed like, yeah, imature.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
He liked the nice scalp. He was cute, and they
all had jobs. He liked the ones that had jobs
and also felt like they'd be good moms. Yes, I
think he really wants a family. I love him.

Speaker 4 (01:20:49):
I hope he doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:20:50):
It's so important on Bachelor Silver Lea like it's like
job like jobs.

Speaker 4 (01:20:55):
What's a job? Jo?

Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
You sell a script? Like once they're every two years?
You're fine, Like, I don't worry about a job, just like,
what are we doing here?

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
Job?

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
Do you have a podcast?

Speaker 4 (01:21:10):
How was it possible in all of these years there
hasn't been a podcast host?

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
Oh my god, you're right. But I did like seeing
on H on Southern Charm Craig setting up his podcast
and the fact that it's never in person because of
Austin's too hungover. Okay, So John, do.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
We have to record at eleven man?

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
Okay? So then Alex, he was like, Alex is fun.
They were so cute and he goes, he goes, She's like, oh,
this is me I just I always act like I can.
I'm in Morocco and I have I'm in charge of
one of five. Like he was like, wait, what are you?
He's like your brad, He's like, why does your brain come.

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
Up with that?

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
She's like, I don't know, and I just thought I
relate to that. I relate to that. Meanwhile, Vicky Bottle
Service here. She kissed him, but they caught away from
the kiss very quickly. They didn't show. They didn't show
us because I think they preserved him like kind of
going for the door gyear girls.

Speaker 4 (01:22:05):
And not that she probably climbed on top and gave
him a lap dance. I didn't want to show that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
So we had the wedding planner interrupted with the cake
and then it was cut cut away, and then she
walked in on the cannon the T shirt shooter Zoe
from Duke and so then we see Rose as Clay.
They're blindfolded and there she's toasty. They're making rings. He

(01:22:35):
liked keeping her blindfolded. He was into that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
He likes Rose. He likes her at this stage of
the game.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
He likes and if you again you look, Rose didn't
come in wearing much makeup. He likes. Doug was right.
He likes the sort of more down to earth gal.

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
Is she bachelor in Paradise material?

Speaker 4 (01:22:53):
Yes, O, yeah, Yeah, she's hot, she's gorgeous, fatal mesh.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
She'll be in I think she might be. She's morvous
shit stir than we think. I think Rose might stir
some shit.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
What do you think doesn't like she gets into a
fight at some point.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
Yeah, when she's like sobbing on someone's shoulder.

Speaker 5 (01:23:12):
It gets fucked over by somebody because she goes you did
me dirty?

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
I feel like might have some like wine and get fist.

Speaker 4 (01:23:19):
Who's the one in the previews that was like, I
guess I am the villain.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
But that's our that's that's our Carolina. Okay, that's our Carolina,
the hottest woman on earth. Meanwhile, I wrote down, don't
sit near the Rose because that Rose is just sitting there.
It's never going to be there. And he likes the funny, quirky,
smart girls. He said it, I like that they're funny
and they're quirky and they're smart.

Speaker 4 (01:23:44):
You know what I liked is that she kept talking
to the Lama like you could tell she was nervous.
And then she goes, I know, like I just thought
when she was talking to Lama was very cute.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
I liked it. So he goes and he were you all.
I just got chills. He went and he pulled Alex
lam girl. She got the first impression rose, which also
means she gets the first one on one date. They
should always do that. It's a great idea why they
often get them. And then they get stuffed away and
then they faded the background. You always get the first day,

(01:24:14):
so smart, I have chills. He gave it to Alex
and he said, you're funny and you're smart, and you're intelligent.
Like the fact that the like that. He wasn't like,
you're so fucking hot like that. He went, you're funny,
you're smart, and you're intelligent. Incredible.

Speaker 4 (01:24:29):
Beauty wasn't even in there. I know, it's amazing. And
then they ever happened.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
They kissed, and then Letia was upset, but she got
the first She got the first rose. Crazy eyes was
the final rose. Yes, and she goes, I feel like
I blew it. They cut Jeanne. They cut them.

Speaker 3 (01:24:49):
I that yeah, because there was a quick cut of
them playing back and she was legit.

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
And she was so upset after, but.

Speaker 3 (01:24:59):
She seemed super cool too.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
And the girl Kelsey was cut too, and she was cute,
came in with the basketball jersey. Yeah, they didn't give
her any time on camera.

Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
Yes, Yeah, she was adorable.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
I was hoping that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
I thought she was like a no brainer. She was
so cute. Kelsey she was so I think Kelsey will
make it to Paradise. I think someone they bring people
that get cut on the first eye. She's so cute
with her when she came in in the jersey, she
was adorable. She washed Okay, So then all right, so

(01:25:34):
the wedding planner cut. Yes, so Ella made it. Ella's
a cutie pot. They cut Christina, who was cute. I
thought Christina was cute. I don't remember. Did Beverly get caught.
I don't remember bevery She did not. She did not
get cut, all right, so they cut? Did Sarah Fiana cut?

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
So is another sleeper? I think it's going to be
around for a while.

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
Okay, did get cut?

Speaker 4 (01:26:00):
I don't remember hearing a Nisi.

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
So Ridika got cut? More women got cut than normal?

Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
Right, well, because because again I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
Sure if Nisi got cut, but.

Speaker 3 (01:26:12):
Got cut yeah, I know that. People magazine like if
you follow people on Twitter, they yeah, here's you got
cut last night?

Speaker 4 (01:26:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
Okay, well Ali Joe made it the boxing trainer. Well
you guys, okay, we're gonna take a quick break and
we're gonna come back and we're going to do Post
of the Week and I want to hear your predictions
of top three and who the next bachelorette is.

Speaker 4 (01:26:46):
The Eagle is landed.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
And we're back, did you guys, who do you think
it's going to be the top three? And who do
you think is gonna win? Katie, do you want to
go first? Yeah? So, oh, I feel like it's gonna
be two nice girls and a feisty one in the
top three. So as of now, I think it's gonna
be in the top three. Do I have to say

(01:27:11):
that an order?

Speaker 3 (01:27:12):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
Okay, Juliana Alex so Juliana, which, oh she's okay, Juliana
is the Boston girl, Alex is the Lama gal.

Speaker 5 (01:27:23):
And then I would say Rose, but I can tell
she gets like fucked over at some point.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
I saw her crying way too much. That makes me
think she's not gonna make it that far. Okay, So
maybe okay, okay. And who do you think the final
winner is?

Speaker 5 (01:27:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
It changes every week. It's okay, you can change it, okay, okay,
doctor Banana, you are next. Who do you think the
top three are? And then who do you think the
winner is?

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
This is tough. I think top three are Juliana, Alex
and maybe Dina.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
Oh yeah, he liked Dina. He did like Dina. And
who do you think is gonna win?

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
Maybe Juliana? Okay, all right, Alex might shoot herself in
the foot because she couldn't handle that. He was like
giving her emotions right.

Speaker 1 (01:28:11):
Right, right, right right, Okay, Brendan, who's your top three?

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
My top three is Juliana number.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
One, Okay, that's why I picked. That's why I picked.

Speaker 3 (01:28:20):
I think Letia is actually number two.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
And that's that I can't decide.

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
Between okay, and who's number three?

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
I can't decide between Dina and Zoe. I think Zoe
is actually going to go far.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
Okay, So that's T shirt. T shirt can't.

Speaker 4 (01:28:38):
So you think.

Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
Alex is I think that Alex. I think she's gonna
make it far, but.

Speaker 1 (01:28:45):
Not as far as it seems like with the men first.
Rose doesn't ever make it to the top three with
the women they often win. I can't remember, Okay, okay,
Whitney Top three and.

Speaker 4 (01:28:59):
Whom gonna say? Alicia, Zoe.

Speaker 1 (01:29:04):
And Alicia interesting? Zoey? Yeah, interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:29:11):
I'm gonna say Alex.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
And who do you think he's gonna win?

Speaker 4 (01:29:17):
Zoe?

Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
Okay, interesting, Okay, Okay, I'm going to say I feel
like he likes a nice girl, but I think he's
gonna get swayed, so I'm gonna put in my top three.
Do you think Caroline is going to flare out to
fiery too early and he'll cut her? Yes, so he'll
have a more grounded hot All right, So I'm gonna

(01:29:39):
and Rose is going to cry too much. I'm gonna say,
I'm going to say. I'm going to say, I'm gonna
go all nice girls. I'm gonna go Alex, Doliana. I
want to say Latia, but I'm gonna say Natalie the therapist,

(01:30:04):
and I'm going to pick for the win Juliana. Okay, Well,
you guys, First of all, we got some nice reviews.
We got nice reviews over the holidays. I'm gonna read
them while you're all here. I'm just gonna read them.
I love you know what, And we really appreciate because
this is we're in. We're going it'll be our ten

(01:30:25):
year anniversary next winter, so we're in our tenthet like
we're doing. We're building it right now. Lords it was
twenty It is the Lord's work. And I want to
thank Katie and Anna and this journey and the community.
We were just saying, it's been hard for La and
this podcast all to speak for myself, it's been like
a real consistent joy. It does reset me every week

(01:30:49):
at like life as for everybody, so's I'm so thankful
for our listeners, for you guys, for you showing up
and editing. I think about how many hours of this,
how many.

Speaker 4 (01:31:00):
Hours much you have to listen? Can I say, as
a listener of this podcast and a big fan, just
what La has gone through? And I have just felt
a bit of a mess. And I really enjoyed seeing
that I had that option in my podcast that I
was like, oh and I thought all this it was
comforting and I like, I really that means everything to

(01:31:24):
me and I want to yeah, it's hard to explain it,
Like it's funny when I go on dates, so people
like try I always wait. I was like, oh, I
have a pop culture because people like write a narrative
of you host a bachelor, like a narrative about I think.
I try to like be quiet about like it's hard
to even explain to somebody like what it is. It's

(01:31:45):
really hard to explain even to friends. Something. It's more
than that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
As you are cutting into your prime Rib.

Speaker 1 (01:31:54):
Night tonight, it'll be it'll air, it'll be tomorrow night.

Speaker 3 (01:31:58):
So it would be cream spinach on this side, vodka
martini to say, will you accept this? Rosekay?

Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
That's yeah, that's it. Okay, here we go. We have
some here's some nice here's some nice reviews. These are
from Over the Holidays. Five stars from Mike Listens to You,
Arden and Crewe are true champions. Hey, listening to this
podcast is the only reason I watch, And the whole
time I'm watching, I'm thinking about how will they react.

(01:32:28):
The commentary is not only funny but also poignant. Their
live shows are wild and the best way too. That's true,
Doctor Bate. They're fucking wild. They are.

Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
There's something my.

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
Good witty You came to the you came to Brochella
I did. That was a fun one.

Speaker 2 (01:32:43):
Oh, Brochello was actually wild. That was Rollo was wild.

Speaker 1 (01:32:47):
Brochella was wild. Here's another one five stars and must
listen from EP Underscore M. I've been listening to Willie
said this was religiously since the beginning of twenty eighteen.
And I've even joined the Patreon fan family last year,
and all the guests are so funny. I've carried me
through so much, including an emotional breakdown and the pandemic.
I've become a real bachelor expert purely from listening to

(01:33:11):
the podcast Love You Bunnies. That's so cute. Okay, I'm
gonna read. I'm gonna read two more. This is keep
going something I can't read it all five stars. This
podcast is fantastic. I have to turn it off because
sometimes because it makes me laugh out loud literally. It's

(01:33:31):
also kind, spirited and a myriad of ways, a lot
of heart and humor. The best combo that's from we
hexcept Don And here's one final one, simply the best
five stars from five roses one to three never ceases
to make me smile. I love all the guests. Jerry, Jim, Jakeise, Garrett,
Rob Whitney, so many favorites. I still miss Debbie love
Maggie Smith as the newest. Oh, Maggie Smith. You mean, uh,

(01:33:54):
mag Maggie Smith. Maggie, Maggie Smith. The Maggie Smith is
in She's as the newest rookie. No, you know he's
this person is thinking of Maggie Lawson. But I wish
it was Maggie Smith. Okay, are you all? So don't
forget to tell your friends in the Bay Area to come.
It's one pm Sunday, February second at the Gateway Theater.

(01:34:19):
You can come, stay and h I meet all of us.
Jerry meet Doctor Banana, Kate mccouchi from Big Bang Theory,
Doug Benson, this clar Brothers, Jerry trainor what a joy? Okay,
so Doctor Banana, will you tell everyone if they want
to participate in Post of the Week, how can they
do that?

Speaker 2 (01:34:40):
Yeah? So you can tweet at me, your tweet at
Anna host Nier on Twitter, or you can threads me
if you will through threads which is the same as
my Instagram, which is Money Moves host Nie, or you
can just DM on Instagram Money Moves Hot. Yeah, and

(01:35:04):
we want.

Speaker 1 (01:35:05):
To thank our Queen Julie at Sleep Crown. She's generously
offered to continue giving out Sleep Crown.

Speaker 4 (01:35:12):
I can literally tell you that she and I were
emailing just she was so kind of like the people
that had like lost, like anybody who had ordered a
Sleep Crown during the with the fires, like she just
replaced them for what I know, because she's like they
just wanted to have that feeling of comfort.

Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
Oh my god. Honestly, when I had to evacuate and
I because I had the two cats with me and
I was driving out and like I literally brought nothing.
I brut the stupidest ship. But I had the two cats,
my sleep Crown like Gucci bag, and like I like
that Gucci bag, my cats. It was like my mom's

(01:35:50):
pajamas and my sleep Crown.

Speaker 3 (01:35:55):
Julia doesn't know this, but I secretly put together a
bag of all my into concert shirts.

Speaker 4 (01:36:01):
That's what you have, the ones that were valuable, and you.

Speaker 1 (01:36:03):
Know what, I should put some photos. I should put
some photos. Okay, let's good, Okay, Okay, so here we go.
So also, if you want to get a discount because
somebody was going to order some for their friends, you
go to sleep down Crown dot com back slash w
y a t R and the code is still pickleball
because Julie's traveling and she's not home, so she can't
change it, but she'll change it during the season. But

(01:36:25):
it's code pickleball. Okay, here we are, Here are the
We're gonna narrow it down to two. There's a bunch
of them for post of the Week. It's from our boys,
Seth that at Basebone One. Shout out Seth that, or
baby he's back. We missed him, We missed him already
looking forward to Natalie's hometown Mama Lama trauma date. That's

(01:36:47):
pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:36:49):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:36:50):
This is also from Rachel at Rachel Delann twenty. Was
ABC prepared of that T shirt? Cannon broke a window? Okay,
we have Seth that? Okay, who's been?

Speaker 4 (01:37:00):
And T shirts?

Speaker 1 (01:37:00):
And Jesse Palmer's penis pump again by the way, it
was a huge I think he's got a huge dingis. Okay,
here's a few more says that at Basebone One, Grant's
grandmother could step out of the limo trip over her
own walker going through the house and these women would
be like, who's this new bitch? She looks good doing it.

(01:37:25):
And then we have Rachel. I need ABC to make
a Lama bachelorette so that Linda can find love. And
then this is from Britt Paulson. They did Grant and
Rose Dirty with the blindfolds. His first impression was her
vocal fry instead of watching her clay.

Speaker 4 (01:37:42):
I was thinking that exact same thing about her vocal fry.

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
Oh my god, I even fucked her over. Her first
version was hearing her vocal fry instead of watching her
Clay hand job. That matter her Clay HJ. She did
have a lot of vocal fry, a lot of vocal fry. Okay,
So what are your final tune. I'm gonna say clayhand
job and we have Mama Lama trauma or we have

(01:38:07):
penis pump. Should we do an all penis uh? Okay, Okay,
So we're gonna do penis pump and hand job. Okay.
So we have seth that at Basebone one, Okay, who's
been putting T shirts and Jesse Palmer's penis pump again.
Or we have Britt Paulson at Beerritt. They did Grant
and Rose Dirty with the blindfolds. His first impression was

(01:38:28):
hearing her vocal fry instead of her watch watching her
clayhand h J, Clay HJ or Penis Pump. Brendan Okay,
I'm gonna go Clay HJ.

Speaker 4 (01:38:40):
I was gonna do Clay HJ.

Speaker 1 (01:38:42):
Okay, Doctor Bae j okay, Brett Paulson, you won yourself.
Email us at Rosepodcast at gmail dot com. You won
yourself a U A wonderful sleep crown. Is there anything
you would like to promote?

Speaker 3 (01:38:59):
Brendan Smith, Hey, rocktails Friday nights. No, we're Thursdays now.
We're live five o'clock Pacific Coast time, taking your phone
calls A six oh one R O c K. We're
on YouTube now.

Speaker 1 (01:39:12):
Okay, fine, but it's a you know, all of our series,
you and almazone.

Speaker 3 (01:39:16):
We have so many great guests. We've we just so
many great guests. It's a lot of fun. We have
a loyal following of folks. And I shaved my mustache
off a couple of weeks ago, and the viewers were
so mad, really and they called in to say, yeah,
grow it back.

Speaker 1 (01:39:34):
I want to warn doctor Banana that my computer battery
is low, so I'm not hanging up on you. If
we lose you. That was Doug Benson texting in to say,
I'm surprised Kelsey got cut last night. She looked cute,
but we barely heard from her. Which one was Kelty? Yes,
we're all saying Doug Salton thought that Christina was adorable

(01:39:55):
from North Dakota. She was a real cutie pie. Okay,
is there anything you want to promote? What about yours?
Do you have a different book you wanted to promote?

Speaker 4 (01:40:04):
Oh? Yes, but I turned I found out the book
doesn't come out until this summer, so we have to do.

Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
Okay, we'll do it this summer. Well, don't forget to
get come see us at San Francisco Sketch Fast all
of us Katie money. What would you like to promote?

Speaker 5 (01:40:19):
As always, please go to your local shelter and adopt
or foster a dog. And if you live in La
there are still ways to help people who have been
impacted by the fires. You can donate to like Habitat
for Humanity, Pasading Humane Society. You know, there's a lot
of resources online if you want to look at it.

Speaker 4 (01:40:36):
And I'll say volunteering, volunteering a lot of that, and
it's we're really volunteering. I've been doing it out a
place where we help put clothing back on, like give
clothing to people, and it is so sad. I mean
the stories are incredible, but people will just walk in
and be like this is all I have and you're like.

Speaker 5 (01:40:54):
Oh, the Pasadena the Job Center always needs volunteers. The
San Marino South Pasadena h y m c A is
doing a lot for.

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
People too, So you can volunteer there. Okay, cool? Well
our King Dennis Gubbins Dennis d. Gubs on Instagram. He's
done it again. He's fostering another pup that he is
hoping to find a home. The name is Drummer. Look
at this do look at is this sweet and playful pup

(01:41:24):
who is saved from the youthanagelist was in Tipanga at
Rags to Wags Rescue and it's displaced by the fires
and staying in Marina del rey At a makeshift volunteer
and he's a special puppy. So he's saying with he's fostering,
he's looking for a home. He's four years old, he's fixed,
he's good with dogs of all sizes. He's good with kids,

(01:41:47):
but he's gentle. He doesn't know about cats. He's got
a lot of energy, but he also chills out when
it's time because but he's a good boy. So if
anybody could share it or knows, look at this, look
at look at this video, Look at this Katie. Okay,
so that's Drummer looking for a home. So if anybody
knows of somebody, just check out d gubs to help out,

(01:42:09):
to help Drummer find a home. Okay, until next time,
I'm so excited we're back. I missed you. I'm so
excited for this season. It's actually a good season and
we'll be back with our Patreon talking about Southern charm.
Until next time. My name is Ardan Marine. Thank you
so much. Goodbye life.

Speaker 6 (01:42:27):
Oh yeah, we're gonna get all up in you tonight.
It feels so good.

Speaker 3 (01:42:35):
I just got one little worship finger.

Speaker 6 (01:42:37):
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Listen to your word these rolls?

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