"LISTEN TO YOUR TAINT!" w/ Rob Benedict and Jerry Trainor

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of
I Heart Radio. Oh my god, this is this is
so much more soothing than what we were just discussing.
I can barely hear this, but I know that somebody
sounds like they just jumped out of a bush and
they're using on my feet. That makes me feel That

(00:22):
makes me feel like I'm in my buge garage starting
to smell a little milk. And that's fine because it
misses human contact. My garage is lonely, guys, I'm fine.
Garage is lonely. I'm fine. Things are so good. I'm
crazy busy, I'm crazy. Hello, and welcome to a very special,

(00:42):
crazy episode of Will You Accept This Rose? My name
is Artem Marine. I'm coming to you on my fancy
new microphone through quick Ti click. Sounded like a real podcaster,
except for I can't speak with me today. Are two men?
Have We've had different journeys with this program, the Listen

(01:03):
to Your Heart spin off and just for the people
freaking out that we side journeyed off of One Pablo,
don't worry. This show is done next week. It is
an a bush of television programs. So one man on
here I'll introduce him first. He's been on this journey
with us. He's been fighting it the whole time, but
he was like, he loves us, and he's agreed to

(01:25):
do it. And he's been a wonderful guest numerous times now. Um,
I don't know where he's at with this program. Uh.
You might know him as God on Supernatural. He is
also now has his own podcast that is up during
the quarantine. I don't know how often it goes up.
I want him to tell us about it again. Ladies
and gentlemen, Bachelor of the nineteen and twenty and my

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mother and the Sky's future ex husband Roberts God a
day you my future stepfather. Yeah, that we've we've married
and divorced. Yeah, for sure. He has had a hot
and heavy and st Peter Yeah gate banging at the
pearly gates. And then you're like, this is too hot,

(02:09):
this is too hot to spend eternity. You can't, we
won't socialize with anybody else. Benedict, how are you? I'm great?
I'm great. Uh, you know, considering considering that we're going
through this weird, weird, uh walking dead times together. But
it's the walking dead times I'll be honest with you.
I had a harder time this week mentally than I

(02:31):
have had. I found myself. The highs were normal, lows
were really like a little delicate on the same day
for no reason. At night, I got a little sensitive.
And that's not how I roll. I'm a New England gal.
I'm tough nut. Just feeling a little naty, rob come
a lonely Yeah, yeah, it brings out those qualities in US.

(02:52):
I mean same here. I just it wasn't the best week.
And uh, and you know, I've probably been drinking too much.
I'm gonna go ahead and say it great. But I
can tell you tequila. Tequila, tequila, tequila, Yeah, tequila, lots
of tequila. I'm on maybe my fourth bottle since we started.
But it doesn't matter, right, that's fine. That's two bottles.

(03:14):
I have a lot of CBD. Yeah, I'm just going
straight for the weed. I don't like we because it
doesn't like me. Yeah, it likes me, which is great,
It's never liked me. Um. But but the show, I uh,
most importantly, this show, it's importantly. I started out your
heart the most important. I started on hating it before
I even started watching it, and then I watched I

(03:36):
watched it, and I hated it more. And then as
we've been watching, the last two weeks have been a
little bit better, so I don't hate it as much.
So now I'm just sort of I'm sort of like
just just just quietly sort of not liking it very much,
but I don't hate it. Were you the person that
was on our program that remembered in except Rockstar? In
Except Yes, I watched both seasons of that, which was great.

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But now I feel like we're finally next week the finale,
we're going to get to the venue. We haven't been
there yet. The house looks like the house that they
stayed at, which actually might have been. But now I
feel like we're about to get to the venue that
looked like the venue, but now they're going to Nashville.
So now they going to Nashville. Yeah, um, anyway, let's
to say about that. But I'll wait till we come
around to anyway. So then we have another gentleman with us.

(04:19):
You know, this is a gentleman who I initially reached
out and I was like, Hey, we're gonna do, We're
gonna do. Listen to your heart, do you want to
do with us, and you were like no, And I said,
I respect that, and I'm not going to force that.
I respect that. You know, I get it. It's a
lot you're you've been doing one, Pablo. It's you're like,
I didn't even know about that. Don't lie. You didn't

(04:40):
respect it. I didn't push it. I would never push it.
You didn't push it, and frankly I felt passed over.
I was like, wow, I thought you would have fought
a little harder for me. Well, I was just so
grateful you were doing with us. I didn't want to
push you. But here's the thing. I wasn't gonna watch. No,
I wasn't think. You said, are do you want to
do it? I was like, no, there's no way I

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watched this. Has texted me every Monday night for the
past five week. He's watched along goodness, we booked it out.
So we've been booking it and so like, I felt bad.
Texting has been on fire to Laurie who and me
and Katie and like, I feel like I need to
give him an outlet because he wasn't on the initial
lineup of bookings, because he said he wasn't doing it.

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Just turned out that all my friends were watching it
and doing a zoom hang while watching it. Was like, well, okay,
then I guess I'm in. But now you realize you're
becoming such an expert, like you have a very you have.
You have really boned up in And that's right. And
I say bone zoned up on the Bachelor World in
the weirdest way. Rob. We want you to know that now. Again,

(05:47):
we haven't aired all of our episodes, but we have
recorded all of our episodes with Wampaba, and we had
a quiet We're not gonna spoilerer. We're not gonna tell
you how we feel in the end about him, but
we had a journey for well for a while. We
really like him. Yeah, And last time I talked to you, guys,
you were like, you know what, I don't mind one
Pablo and I and I said, wait till the very end.
Wait till the very end. It really sneaks up on you.

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It does. And then it's like, oh my god, we
liked him and part of me and again, I'm so
sorry America. I was like, it's America just being xenophobic
because he's from Venezuela. Like, come on, guys, and it's like, no,
they were. They didn't like him because he's a Yeah,
he's a player, he's a play What a fun season though,
I mean that, And and it did make me more

(06:32):
excited to watch Claire's season Now I feel more invested
in Claire. How long ago was that show? Was? That
feels like sixteen years. His whole thing was he had
the foe Hawk. Did other of you ever rock a fawk? No, No,
I'm not since you've known me. Yeah, really, I don't mind.

(06:53):
I don't mind a foe Hawk. His was so crunchy,
and he was fun till he wasn't fun. Also with
us Katie Levine, Katie Levine, Party Machine and Annajos Nie
is off dealing with animal things before. By the way,
I did interrupt you during your intro. This is Michael
Todd from episode one. Oh my god, Michael great, great,

(07:18):
Oh my god. I loved your work, Michael Tod, Michael Todd, Michael,
Michael Todd. I'm amazed that you would remember his name.
You have waiting to get on the bus so hard
that I'm like, and that you still remember Michael Todd.
I bet our listeners are like, who Michael Todd was
the thea boom of the Fridgise. But it is just

(07:44):
so they know it's me, Jerry Trainer. Stop crying. It
didn't even I didn't even introduce you. I didn't get it.
I didn't let you get the chance I started. I
started right in. He is our rookie of the Year,
and I gotta tell you he is rocketing to outer space,
Ricky of the Year. He has been with us on
the One Pablo Journey. He has been with us on

(08:05):
Peter Pilot's journey. Who's now dating Kelly he Um. You
might know him from Ike Harley, You might know him
from Treating Josh. You certainly don't know him from the
show Waiting Together on CMT, Still the King. I will
then move five dollars to one person who watches that
entire season. Do they even know what CMT is? That?
Does that still exist? They should know what CMT is

(08:27):
because my favorite dating show that ever happened, Sweet Home Alabama,
that was on for two seasons that no one watched
that I watched, That was on CMT. You angel, You're
just an angel. It's the best I can do. Speaking
of your an angel, Rob plays God, I have to
be the devil. You're the devil. We keep inviting you back.

(08:48):
Did you get a present from me? Jerry? Not yet? Okay, great,
you know what's coming. I don't know. Mask. I kep
your mask on, get your wipes ready. I hope it's
a succulent and fancy pou secculent and a fancy pot

(09:10):
it's and it's a wooden wall thing that says keep
on dreaming. I know just which closet says no misday
all day, and that's gonna be for I hadn't senseled
it for you. Speaking of no missday all day. We
asked two weeks ago, and I'm asking again because we've

(09:31):
got the best stories. We are in two weeks recording
our trial episode of a potential new podcast called Bad Dates.
And you guys left us so many bad dates. So
here's where we're asking. We want more. We want you
guys to call us, tell us your bad date. We're
going to change the names or bleep your names out.

(09:51):
Leave us your name a contact number in your email address,
or you can email us also. And if you have
any dating questions or you need dating advice, email us.
Here's the phone number, eight one eight. Don't worry. This
doesn't ring anywhere, so you can call day or night.
This isn't anybody's phone, It's just a Google mail thing.
Eight one eight nine five four one nine eight nine.

(10:13):
That's eight one eight nine five four one nine eight
nine And the email address is the bad dates plural.
The bad dates show at gmail dot com. Guys, that's
my phone number. Have you had any bad dates? Jerry?
Oh my god, I would blow your mind. I want

(10:35):
to call in. Can you disguise my voice? Oh my god,
you have to be a gay. Rob says that he
was too much of a monogamous to have bad days. Well,
I just I got married when I was, you know,
twenty four, so I don't have my all My bad
dates are like, you know, I got my dad's car,
and that's fine. I'm not mad at that. Don't mind
a bad high school day, Katie. Have you had bad dates?

(10:57):
We've certainly seen bad dates on the Bachelor. We've certainly
seen bad dates on the Bachelor. I don't know when
you first brought it up. I was trying to think,
like what my worst date would be, and I think
it was just like when I lived in New York,
I went on some dates with like some real assholes,
like guys being dicks to the waiters. But I think
the funniest was I had met this guy in a

(11:17):
bar and we kind of like started hitting off. I
wouldn't call it a date, but we were hanging out.
And at the time, this is it's a long term
but I had a warrant out for my arrest. Yes
I wanted okay, So the short the short story was
we my friends ever going to a bar when night
in Queens and the cops, the cops just like stopped
us and we're like, you guys were drinking in the park.
And I was like, we're like twenty three years old.

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Why would we drink in a park or going to
a bar? And they're like, no, you were drinking in
the park. And we were like, we were absolutely not
drinking in the park. Were he drinking in the park? No,
We like literally walked from the train to the Spear Garden,
you know, like, why would we drink I would be
drinking apart. Well, we were like twenty three, we're going
to a bar. And then I then they gave us
tickets for having alcohol even though we had no alcohol.

(12:00):
So I said, okay, I buck you I'm not gonna
do anything about this ticket. And I did nothing about it,
and um then they sent a warrant to me saying
I had like I had a warrantut for my arrest
and I was like, well, I don't fucking here and
put it on my fridge. And then I like met
this dude bar. We hit it off and we were
talking and I was like, what are you doing? He
was like, oh, I'm a cop. And then I lied
about my last name. I was like, to look at

(12:21):
my dig right, I have a war right at that
you're that you're vigilante outlaw. When I was moving to
New York, I went to like fucking key Gardens and
Queens and cleared it up in the jo just like
this is stupid. And I was like, I know, and
then I paid and it was over. That stresses me.
I lived for that long from the warran up here.

(12:42):
I said to people, pleaser, that's so stressful for me.
I loved it. I loved it. I would have asked
the yeah, exactly, you know why you want to get
at it? You fix this? Oh no, I was like,
I want your fucking badge number. I was like, give
us breathalyzers. We haven't an they were. They were like
you were drinking Southern Comfinal your date, Your date Date.

(13:02):
You should have been like, dude, I will do you
have to get this warrant off my record? All roads
are open? Yeah, everything everything shades of Katie for Katie

(13:24):
Ship to me. I knew, and I was like, what
are they gonna come after me for like this fucking
little warrant? No, Well, that goes to show you that
bad dates are universal. So it's gonna be me and
Rob Cohen, who's a Simpsons writer and he's a director,
and he is Millhouse. He was drawn after him, so
Millhouse and I Rob, what does the name your podcast?
It's called and my guess is Richard Spade And every

(13:46):
week my guest is my friend Richard Spake, and uh
please talk about all things quarantine and stuff. But uh yeah,
it's going well. But um hey, I want to be
on yours. I want to be on that I've got
I've got a crazy date story that happened in college.
But that's fine. I'm gonna tell one from high school.
All right, that's fine, that's good. All right. We're doing
our We're doing our first tester of it in two

(14:06):
weeks and then hopefully, hopefully I Heart can't resist and
they're like Arden Millhouse, bring up America's End, Canada and
the world's bad dates. Everybody needs to a venue to
share their bad dates. Okay, here we are listen to
your Heart Vegas or part one of the finale or
episode four of the program is the perfect size show.

(14:31):
We're down to the final four couples, and um Chris
Harrison comes in and we have Matt is sort of
like contemplating, and he's thinking about things, Matt who has
Matt who has a fox Hawk. And I was thinking
about fuck Mary kill on this program. I don't know
why I thought that. I was thinking fun Mary kill.

(14:53):
I was thinking I'd have to marry Matt because he
seems sort of the steadiest and kind of the coolest,
the most adult. I guess I would. I mean, I
do like Harry Potter. I guess I would kill what
I fuck Trevor and kill Trevor. I don't know, Anna
Mary kill. You can kill a person, Can I think

(15:14):
that happens? I guess I would. I guess I would
suck and kill Trevor and then Mary Matt I guess
which Trevor. Trevor is the ice skaters away Mary kill
on this Trevor to death. Trevor's the American Idol contestant cheeter. Yeah,

(15:38):
um Anna, She's still thinking, I don't know. I don't
think I would fuck you have to, you have to? Okay,
I would kill Trevor for sure, he's annoying. You have Mary? No,
I would marry who's left Chris? I would Mary, Chris?

(16:01):
Would you so sweet? Yeah? And then maybe fuck Matt. Yeah,
I think that's the right answer. Yeah. I don't know.
Who's the other guy, Oh Ryan Yan Yeah, okay, great,
all right, so then we we'll play with the guys later.
So start thinking about it in head. So Jamie is saying,

(16:26):
Jamie is still talking about Natasha. She cannot stop talking
about the other women on the show. She was like,
last night, Natasha was so manipulated. But Trevor has been
there for me when I was so stressed and so upset.
And Chris and Bree had their big moment on stage
and they hugged. This is just sort of catching everybody
up from last week. They hugged, and she says, I

(16:47):
think I love you, and he was like, wait what
and um, Chris Harrison comes in and he goes, we
can't move forward in l A. We have new celebrity judges.
We're leaving for good. We're going to Vegas. And it's
interesting what they've spent their money on, Like they spent
their money on tour buses, four tour buses, like they

(17:09):
have the John Mayer's song, the Taylor Swift song, nothing
for the date, and then but they spend it on
four tour buses, which I actually thought was kind of
fun and exciting. If you were I mean, Rob, you're
a musician, would you be excited to have your own bus?
For sure? No, that was awesome. It was great, and
the you know, and the room at the hotel was
nice and it probably makes it feel really it did,
like like a nice hotel in Vegas. I was like,

(17:30):
whatever the news the Nomad hotel, Yeah, we've never heard
of that. We've got one here, we got one downtown
in l A. Yeah, classy. Um. So then he goes,
she goes, all the greats have performed in Vegas. I
don't know where the phrase all the greats makes me,
I mean just then, also just the level of excitement

(17:51):
over Vegas. It was as if they're going to Barcelona
or something, people like ya five hour drive. They could
not wrap our hands around that. And then I mean rude.
So then we see Rudy and Matt snuggling in their
tour bus and she's like, I hated him and then
he thought I was a crazy bitch, and then I

(18:12):
went and then I went insane, and then after he
murdered me, and then she goes, I know him a lot,
and then they were sort of snuggling on the bus
and she is a lot. She is a lot. She's
a lot. I like. I like how they're editing around
his vacant, like panicky stare. He's very funny. If you remember,

(18:33):
he's the one that didn't know who Chris Harrison was,
So this is clearly a guy that does not know
this franchise. So he also doesn't know the hair splitting
of falling in love, like almost a lack of pressure
of falling in love. He doesn't know that in the
real world. That's a major thing to say. He doesn't
realize in Calabasas. If you say that, that's just like
a handshake at the post office, like it means I'm

(18:55):
jumping ahead a little bit. But that's like he doesn't
know the game yet. Guests who knows the game Trevor
bomb the game bomb and it worked well for him
this week. This is what he's been training for his
whole life. Yes, um, And then she says, I get better,

(19:18):
just give me a few years. And she was talking
about how she gave her rose the first night to Ryan,
but she didn't want to jump his bones. He's like,
do you want to jump my bones? And she was
like yes, and he looked afraid, and you know, he's
he's he's trying. He's Jerry's Jerry's right. I mean, like
when they're on the bus and she's like snuggling him

(19:40):
and he's just looking out the window, like at the
just the polls going by, you know what I mean.
Get this stands what I feel like some of the
other contestants who tapped themselves out, Like, I think he's
being smart and he understands he is a really terrific
lead singer of a new band. They perform well together,

(20:01):
they can get along well enough. He can handle making
out with her. And if this is the name of
the game to get a record deal and a tour.
You just do it, Just do it, just do it. Yeah. Yeah,
but he was looking at that scene where they're like
looking at the passing like waste land, and he's just like,

(20:22):
it looks peaceful out there, not inside the bus. I
could see you getting captured like that, Jerry. I could
see a rudy. I can see a rudy being drawn
to you. I could save it for your show, because
that's what happened. I can see that. I cannot really
that's not what happened, but I can see you. I
can see somebody like that fixed. I can also see

(20:43):
that with Rob. I can see for both of you
in different ways. What do you mean, like somebody just
because you guys are fun and cool and you have
a nice personality and you're talented and getting like trapped
in a relationship, very enthusiastic, and I can see somebody
who's kind of a handful and fun try to take
you hostage. Yes, that's right. Yeah, that's my dating experience.

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I mean, Anna, can't you see that? Can't you see
a rudy like being drawn to one of these gentlemen? Yeah,
I think that's why she scares me. I think you
could get kidnapped. Did you cut your hair? Oh? Yeah
I did? Cute? Did you do yourself? Looks so cute? Yeah.
I only have one hairstyle I know how to cut,
which is the A line bob, and that's my go

(21:31):
to for everything. What's the tip for the A line bob?
Was the hot goss for our listeners? Well, my hair,
my hairstyl has taught me how to do it. You
basically just it's cute. You just have to cut downwards
coming out, and then you have to use like a
double mere situation to straighten the back. But luckily I

(21:52):
got Zach to fix the back of my hair and
I cut my hair again. It turns out I love.
My favorite things of the quarantine are eating pepper jack cheese,
taking my temperature, and cutting my hair. I love giving
my Can I chime in about it? Since we're talking hair?
Has anyone heard of the no Pooh method? It's where

(22:14):
you don't use shampoo, you like remove it from your
life and you start using like, dude, it looks short now,
but it's really down to my ass. But the nope,
not really, but the Noe Pooh I'm doing it. Basically,
there's like this strange shorter. No, it just makes it
look like sort of you don't need to put gunk
in it because your natural oil sort of doing it.

(22:36):
I just like hearing the phrase no pooh, Yes, no pooh,
I'm quarantined the transition period where you may or may
not get all greasy and flaky and gross. Who cares.
I'm just trying it to see what happens. I've been
no pooh. I've been no pooh since so last year.
Maybe I don't really do I pooed. Let's ridiculous. When

(23:02):
was When was the last time you pood pood your hair?
I pooed? Maybe, well, last time I gotta cut. That's
what only time I poose when it gets cut? How
long ago that? So? Wait a minute, you have to
use the water only? Or do you use the apple
cide or vinegar ba water? Just rinse my head out
with water? What about dry? What's the sense situation? What's
the sense thatch happened? Smells? I think it's okay? What

(23:25):
about like a dry champouy? No you're not. You're not
supposed to use that. It's the idea is to get
rid of detergents and chemicals, and they're natural oils. I'm
natural of which I'm going to give a shout out.
This gal that I went from fifth grade through eighth
grade hunting me down on Facebook and I think, you know,
she's a mom. She's got a business from her house

(23:47):
and she's trying to make it work. And she was like, hey,
can I send you She's she reps this like organic makeup.
This is not an ad. I am not getting paid
to say this. So she sent me this thing called
crunch your c r U n c H I. It's
like makeup. I've tried it for two days. My skin
was breaking out. I feel like I look glowing? Is it?

(24:07):
I mean? I think it looks pretty. Am I crazy? Okay?
I'm not trying to be an asshole and like fish
for that, but I want to give her a solid
You guys should go to her Facebook page. Don't go
to Crunchy by your own, go go buy it through her,
because I thought it was so sweet of her to
send it to me. If you guys are gonna buy it,
and it's so and I think I think she this
will have support. My friend. If you go to crunchy

(24:28):
dot com that's c r U and c H I
dot com and then backslash. This is her married name.
She was Brooke Vitus, but now she's Brooke Vitus LaFave,
which sounds fancy b b r o O k E
l A f A v E. It's like Brooke l
a faith and uh that way, I think she would

(24:50):
get the credit for buying it. I'm using the beautifully
flawless foundation and at two point five, I honestly think
it's so pretty and I would actually go order this. Honestly,
when I first turned on my zoom, you were on
my big screen and I thought, oh, she looks good.
He looks very fresh, honestly was my first I'm not
even making that up. I'm not getting paid either. I'm

(25:11):
not getting paid and she said a little blush and
a look. Plus all I have on today's her crunchy.
So that's crunchy dot com back slash brook lot save
get it through her. It's just a mom trying to
do fucking make her work happen. Everybody's doing the radiant
and fantastic, But I am getting paid by her. Are
you getting paid by no pooh? I hope you're getting

(25:31):
paid by no poodashta no poos Okay, so here we are,
We're back and Brian Chris Bree says, uh, Chris says,
I'm in love with this girl, and then Trevi, everybody's
fallen in love this episode, and um, she He's like,
I'm having a lot of feelings for you. Let me
sing it to you. This guy loves getting airtime. Thank

(25:53):
God Jesus and shoot me in the face. He knows
how to get him on screen singing like that. He
knows the more he does that, the more they're going
to go to SoundCloud. Like this guy is bred to
be on a Yeah, he knows what he's doing. And
she's and meanwhile, she's she's getting young, she's actually getting younger. Yeah,

(26:14):
the Benjamin Button of the better. She is a child.
What she's like, I'm following, Oh my god, I'm gonna
throw up. Oh my god. I mean, how about the
fact that each week, I'm I am convinced that she's
somebody's niece at ABC, and that they were convinced that

(26:36):
Jamie and Ryan were the couple, and that they even
tried to jam it together again last week. Ye, they
really did. And she's having none of it. She's not
he doesn't make her Underpant's dance and it's not happening.
She wants bad boy Trevor. So then um, Rudy and Matt,
and I mean it literally just felt like all these

(26:57):
people are basically the pressures on to say I love
you and big time this guy's not feeling it. Did
their tour bus breakdown? What the funk happened? Yes, talk
to us. Here's my theory, Jerry. I think Matt and
Rudy are win this show. I thought that now for

(27:18):
I think four weeks. I hope they got it. They're
the best, they sound the best together, they sing the best,
they're the most talented. Yes they should. I think they win.
But I think they also know that Matt is not
like doesn't understand that, like the love aspect is so
important to the franchise. So they're like, get these two
a room. We need to send them to bang Town

(27:40):
early to get Matt on board with the love train.
Didn't work, It didn't work, didn't work, made it work,
made it worse, made it worse, made it a little
bit worse. Which Rudy, maybe you need to step up
your game, baby, I think break out the big guns.
So it's interesting, So and again jumping ahead. I just

(28:01):
think the producers know that they're gonna win, and they're like,
but he's not really, he's kind of you can see
he's kind of out. I did Nick Viale's podcast two
is and he is so convinced that it's going to
be Chris and Bree because they're the only love connection.
I'm like, they're too there was so talented, but too
And I would listen to them in my car. But
if I'm gonna go pay twenty five bucks and be

(28:24):
park my car and be in, I want to show.
And they're not exciting. They make me cheer up, and
I think their music is beautiful. I think the relationship
is gorgeous, but they're not that it is not a show,
and I think I would. I would pay twenty bucks
to go see Rudy and Matt. You're not gonna hire
You're not gonna hire a pyro guy to go see Chris.

(28:44):
They're not exciting to watch, and they're a little they're
starting to get a little annoying as a couple. It's
just a little bit cuteie cute. Well, let's get it.
Let's go ahead there for a second. So they go
and they have a date and their date is so
they all check in. Everybody except for Rude and Matt
checks into the nomad, which is so okay and like
and they try to play it off a little bit

(29:05):
like where Rudy and Matt, Oh my god, where are
my friends? As if they've lost them or something, or
like did they just leave? I also felt like coming
up next week in the coming attractions, it's Fantasy Sweet Night,
and I thought, haven't you all been banging at the
mansion and then your busses and different what? I think
they all sleep in different rooms. I think the guys

(29:26):
are on one side and the girls. I don't think
they are sleeping together. But don't they all but don't
they all have their room? But didn't they all check
in and have a bed? And they're sweet in Vegas?
When Rudy or Ruby, Rudy and Matt got there, they
were like, you got to spend the night together and
they were like, yeah, the same room. Yeah. They were
like shocked. It looked like when they all walked into

(29:49):
their Vegas suite, it looks like this is your bed
and like why would why would Rudy go share a
bid with Natasha when she could share it with Matt
And I'm unclear on the sleeping situations, but like Katie said,
when they were like, you got your own bed, like
you got a bed, they were so shocked about it.

(30:09):
And I was like, oh, whatever the sleeping situation is,
it ain't with their significant other, right, so then we
have um so then they all get the dates and
so they said, chris An Brey, this made me. They
sent him to the Little White Chapel. And it did
feel a little on the nose that ABC was like, no,

(30:31):
we're cool, we're cool with in origional marriages. Like it
felt like crazy, you know, And it felt a little
on the nose. And they looked like actors to me
for some reason, I wanted to buy it. But they
look like they're pretending. I mean, I hope it was
a real couple. I really like, this is a real couple.
This is great, Hannah, what did you think those were

(30:54):
paid actors? Um, I don't believe any of that. No. One.
The way they were staring at each other when they
were like serenading them in the movie, it was like
they weren't even serenading before. Like it was like and
now just stay here, after your marriage in quotes your
wedding um and just staring at each other lovingly while

(31:14):
these two randos sing to you. I don't believe it.
They weren't dancing, They just so stared. That was my
big problem. I was like, why are they making them
just stand there? Like give him a slow dance? Yeah,
it was a beautiful song. I teared up. I was
happy for the actor couple. I was. I was like
hoping it was real. But then I'm like, why aren't

(31:36):
they like kissing or like slow lost in each other's
eyes and slowed stand They met at the buffet that
morning and they were gambling all night, and ABC went, hey,
how would you guys like to get copped tonight? On
the those of like ABC trying to be like we're cool,

(31:57):
Like it's like, no, no, we're just just it felt
heavy handed, right, Yeah. Yeah, it would have been more
real if they were a real couple, and they were.
I was just gonna say they were interracial and the
couple singing were interracial. They were really pushing it. That's
what I'm saying. That's what I mean. And I feel
like ABC, Like I feel like ABC was also like

(32:19):
this could be you guys like you know, like it
just felt a little I felt I felt like ABC
was trying to be like the cool uncle. That's not cool,
but it's trying to be cool. It felt like I
have an oracial couple of friends like you. Felt like
it made me panic. I'm like, oh, this is so
like yeah, and it didn't feel like a real couple

(32:43):
to cry for them. I was excited for them. I
very soon. Yeah. I enjoyed the song. I just out
that they weren't moving to it. It was weird. They
were just even Chris, the contestant. Chris was like at
first he was kind of had a look in his
face like oh, and then towards the end of the wedding,
to look on his face is like this is not
this is pretend love, this isn't real. He was like

(33:05):
kind of glazed over. He's like, oh, they played me,
they played me. This is weird because they're just staring
at each other. Um. Matt had also said I would
like to find a significant other. I've been through so
much ship, I've been hurt so badly in relationships like so,
so this is like they're setting up that Matt has
walls up maybe to try to be okay, Like, if

(33:28):
they just keep singing together, maybe he could like get
like it feels like he's attracted to her when she's singing.
If she they could just keep the show going. I
think he's attracted to her when she's not talking. Yeah, totally,
because she's fun. But she's a handful a little nutty
yea um, and then we have okay, what did you

(33:51):
think side note of like the haunted motel that they
stayed at, Yeah, I felt a little put on. I
don't know, I feel like they're kind of riffing. Yeah.
I did like the campfire. I liked the stars that
they had over, Like, the stars are really pretty. They
sank Tennessee whiskey. Um, they were, you know, kissing, so

(34:12):
like it was sort of like a good start. It
was a good start, but it was And then do
you think they did it? Was it bonone? No? I
don't think you do, Katie, You do you think they boned?
I feel it felt a little bit like they boned
and he regretted it. Oh, they did it? And then
he was like and then the next day he's like, looking,
I've been at a lot of pressure, Like he was

(34:33):
just like, right, and make it even weirder. That's why
she was so like, oh my god, we're in love.
You're right, don't like me? Why you're right? That would
make sense. You're right. She's feeling vulnerable, he's feeling trapped.
He's like, I shouldn't have done that. Now he's like,
I should have done that. I got I got stuckered
by the Tennessee whiskey. It was the ghosts. It was

(34:55):
the haunted. It got it was it was, it was.
It was Demi Moore and Patrick Sweeze putting a nippy
goldberg and then say I thought it was awesome. I thought, Wow,
Vegas is going to always be there, but like to
have like your own spot with the camp fire in

(35:16):
your own room. Like I was like, okay, that's cool,
Like I did that. Here's this is just a question
for your listeners. For you guys, this is where my
mind goes. So they start kissing, and they closed the
door on the camera, and then the camera goes to
outside the window and you hear the kissing, And how

(35:38):
do you guys feel about that noise? Because if I
encounter a kiss and it's loud like that, where it's like, yeah,
I can't stand that. That is like a red flag
deal breaker from but I feel like the folly artist.
I think they added, I think they know they do

(36:00):
this with people eating and stuff in Paradise, so they're like,
there's one gay, This awful guy named Josh just kept
eating pizza, and they added in like what do you
They like screw over their contests. But I've encountered women
that do kiss that way, that make that noise like
they say it's smack. It's like a no god, And

(36:21):
I'm like, what the F is going? I've never been
aware of an audio while kissing. I've never been distracted
by hell loud. You're very lucky. Yeah, or maybe I'm
allowed kisser and I maybe and maybe it's you and
you don't know I'm doing it. Well, you guys, maybe
if anyone's gonna kiss like that, it's gonna be rudy,

(36:43):
you know what I mean. It certainly could have been her.
She seems like the type that would be like, maybe
Matt's a little like me. And he was like that's
a deal break exactly, except in that moment he was like, Okay,
I'm gonna go ahead and suck her. But then the
next day, He's like, oh god, I can't live with that.
I think, all right, I think that did happen. He
had to kick the tires, need to kick the tires.

(37:04):
And I think it over how cute and it's hair
when they say stand by me, it was beautiful. I
mean they have they could put out a cover's slow
jam album for like romantic. I mean, they are perfect
for singing at a wedding chapel. But that's the perfect
gig for them. It's not necessarily touring in bars exactly

(37:24):
touring in theaters, but I would hire them to sing
a song in a at a chapel or at a
you know whatever, like at the altar. They're not sexy.
They're not sexy, but they're romantic. They're not rockers. Okay,
they're like they're like grandparents out the gates. Yes, well
then we found out. Well yet last week, who was

(37:47):
it that was asking? Was Tightener was saying, when did
we see them fall in love? They just like sat
next to each other and was like, okay, it's you
like see any we never saw them actually falling in
love like the great they were so zero to immediately
he landed next to each other on the couch inside.
Everybody else was out like showing they're like movies and

(38:08):
bikinis in the hot tub. You know. Michael Todd was
off trying to get people to like hits him, and
they just sat next to each other and they're like,
do you want to go to guitar Center? Okay, I'm
in love with you. Yeah. I was getting gay vibes
from him early on. He too what I thought I
did too, And then I feel like, no, he's just

(38:30):
I took it. I think he's just gentle and he's
a sensitive gentle May maybe he goes both ways. Yeah,
could be. It could mean. Look, he could just be
deep in the cloth. Maybe he hasn't figured it out.
Everyone's on a journey, guys, Everyone's on a journey. And
so then we have he didn't. He didn't. Sweet Sweet

(38:52):
Chris drops something that we've been texting about all day.
He says, I always wanted my dad to marry me,
and um, I would love like a world where he
could have met Bree. My dad was my best friend.
My dad and my best friend from college died on
the same day. I need more info with that. That

(39:15):
is so sad. Could that be what happened? Were they together?
I want to know what happened that poor guy, his
poor friend, his poor dad. He's a young guy. Why
didn't we get more on that? It's a terrible Like
that is a huge I just wanted a little more.
And I felt so badly, like because we were like,
wait a minute, we were confused, like did he call

(39:36):
his dad's best friend? And then we Katie did some
we went back and pulled it up again. It's like, no,
it sounds like it was actually his best friend and
his dad separately. The worst that poor guy. Well, it
just makes I guess what's confusing is you immediately go wait,
were they together? Did they die in a tragedy together?

(39:56):
Or the worst luck in the world. You can't say
that and not have everybody go, wait, what the hell happened? Katie?
What so you just said that everybody online was confused. Yeah,
so I looked at I looked up. I I tried to.
I mean, he has a very I think his name
is Chris Watson, so it's a very common name. Um,

(40:17):
but I tried to look up like his dad and
it was all just articles that were like recapping the
night before, being like, wait, did he just say his
dad and his best friend died on the same day,
and then just like haa, no follow up? What was that?
Everybody was just very confused about that. I'm sure that's
also the editing. I'm sure he got more into it
and they're like, Okay, that's enough. I just can't even imagine. Like,

(40:37):
and he's so young. Just my heart goes out to
him because he couldn't be sweeter. Yea, his voice too,
Oh my god, I think his voice. I thought it
was going to be Ryan, but it turns out it's
all his voice. Chris's voice is so beautiful, very smooth. Um.
And then so Matt, Um, Matt doesn't know if it's air,

(41:00):
you're right. So there in the morning, You're right, it's
the morning after. She's like all her her pupils have
turned into heart. She's like, I don't know if it's
there there, but I like her and um. Rudy said that.
She almost screamed, my god, I love you. Um. And
there's a date card and it's for Trevor and Jamie
and Jamie isn't love with him, and she wants to

(41:22):
tell her how she feels. We're gonna find out what
happens after the break the bones zone. Let's get in
the bone zone. Guyes at her back. So they got
the date card and it turns out um. Again. This
goes to my theory that Jamie's somebody's ansa ABC that

(41:44):
other people get sent on dates two rock piles with
a pair of binoculars like that. They just walk ten
feet through a parking lot and sit on a rock
across on the mansion. And every date that Jamie goes
on is like, is it the most produced ones that
they have on the show except for busking on the boardwalk? Um.
But so they go a turn that ended with like

(42:05):
a jacuzzi at a beach house. I was like, Yeah,
that's so bachelor, that's so Bachelor. So they have they
go and they go ice skating, and it turns out
he was like a hockey player for a long time.
I mean, he was such a good ice skater that
he could pick her up and carry her around. And
I feel like she did a pretty good job, Like
if she wasn't really a skater, ice skating is hard.

(42:26):
This is where her youth really became clear, because there's
a moment while they're skating where he Trevor is carrying
Jamie and they're skating and he's kind of skating over
the couch and she goes this, this is sick, and
I went, Okay, she's five, not like, oh my god,

(42:50):
this is so romantly. Oh my god said that was
your adjective. That's what popped into your romance. Adult head
is sick. Oh my god's sick. Sad. So we've been
drinking a lot. Have you been having a lot of

(43:11):
tequila too? I'm a bourbon guy. Tequila when I order
from my favorite restaurant, my favorite Mexican restaurant here in
l a Casita del Campo. Okay, from Casita del Campo,
the best a corner from where I live. I don't know.
I don't know them. When this is all said and done,

(43:32):
we're we're all going to go. But I can't wait.
I missed taco so much. They've got a patio. I
love tacos. They've got a COVID free patio. I love tacos.
But yeah, I'm definitely imbibing, probably more than I should.
But what else I mean? I'm I'm I'm home alone.
That's fine. I've got no responsibilities. Dude, we're all, we're

(43:52):
all just trying to stave off a daily mental break.
Is fine exactly. I feel like everybody gets a past.
Just do do what makes you happy. Oh my god,
my friend sent me the best Lauren Lakis sent me
the best thing about the pandemic pass. I'll send it
to you guys later. It's basically the gist of did
somebody send you a crazy text? Did somebody like you know,
like just like you don't engage, just give Remember you

(44:17):
get a pass, you get a pass. I remember, like
I mean not to be morbid, but I remember when
my mom died, Like my brother and I were sort
of reacting differently, and I remember thinking like, oh yeah,
like his mom died too, and this is how I'm
feeling about it. And that's and I was thinking about
this with the quarantine, like everybody is having a quarantine

(44:39):
and everybody's having their reaction to it, and it's like
and it's not gonna be the same as mine, Like
there was something I remember that moment of like let
your brother off the like his parents died too, so
like leave him alone, you know. So that's what I'm
trying to do with people. Some days are better than
it did You're the one that was like your quarantine
alcoholic name is your first name, I followed by your

(45:00):
last name. Oh my god, that's my quarantine cbd my
like sadte cbd us your name. Um. Skin is definitely
getting redder. I'm starting to look more like you need
fall staff. You need crunchy from that. Give me some

(45:21):
of that crunchytif spre you are and c h I
backslash brook La fave crunchy at brook Lafe. That's what
you need, if it can, if it can make my
plucked chicken irish complexion I've had like I've had like
junior high skin, and I feel like I'm all about

(45:42):
the crunchy. Now it's all organic. Okay, here we go. Okay,
and again one other thing, one other thing about Jamie
before we move off. Jamie and maybe you're gonna get
to this. I can't remember at what point there was
a point before Matt and Rudy they're off on their own,
and it cuts to all the couples that are at
the Nomad Hotel and they're all talking about like and

(46:07):
Jamie specifically goes, I don't think it's there for them,
like all of us, like we're really tightened tightened up,
and and I don't think Matt and Jamie are are
there yet. Then they show up and they're and hurt.
Jamie and Rudy. Rudy are having that conversation. She's like,
oh my god, it's so obvious you guys are in love.
You need to tell him. Oh my god, that's so shitty.

(46:29):
Do you remember that you're right just say that she
doesn't see them. Now that you say that out loud,
you're absolutely right. I did. That didn't track for me,
but you're right. That was so shitty. Yeah, She's like
she had just said they're not in love, and then
to Rudy's face, she's like, oh my god, it's so obvious.

(46:51):
You guys are head over heels. Rudy meanwhile is telling Ryan,
who clear blue staring blankly at Rudy is she's saying
this because he's like I liked Jamie until like Jamie
didn't like me. Um, She's like, Jamie is in love
and she's telling him right now, and like Ryan's just

(47:11):
staring at her like, uh, like you know, he's basically
checked out since Jamie went over to the Trevor size,
Like I got captured by a Russian spy and you know,
I don't know, Like, all right, maybe she'll let me
see her boobies once, but like, uh, you know, but
she's got a good voice. So it wasn't It's not
how I would have hoped for it to end up.

(47:31):
But why are you telling me that Jamie's about to tell?
You know what I mean? Like, he just the wrong
read the room, Rudy. So then we have um, he's
skating her around, he carries her to the couch. She's like,
I'm scary to put myself out there, but being here
and meeting you has been the best thing for me.
And then he goes, well, there's some stuff that I

(47:53):
want to improve on to be the best me I
can be for you, and she's like, oh my god,
I love that. Yes, yes, I want to be the
best to me I can be for you, And then
he goes, I need you to know I've only said
I love you to two people in my life. Ryan,
Seacrist Christ Person. I take this um just so seriously.

(48:14):
And she's like, I'm scared and then um and so
he goes, I just want you to know that if
I say it, I mean it, and then I just
want you to know where I'm at with that. She's like,
oh my god, it's really scary. And then um, he goes,
I'm really proud of you, and she she goes I
and he goes, I'm proud of you. I'm so proud
of you. We can do this whole thing with each other.

(48:36):
And she goes, I am falling in love with you.
I'm falling in love with you. And then he set
it back and she's like, I'm fine, and I thought, oh,
and he's like, he just drank the coolidies like this,
better give me a record deal. He knows what needs.

(48:57):
He took it for the team. Unlike mad If Matt
could just say it. Nor didn't mean a lick of it.
It's like, I got another week of this and I
get a record deal. I am following for you, baby Anna.
What did you think? What did you think? Did you
think Trevor meant anything that he said? Um? No, okay,

(49:20):
I there's nothing Trevor is like, nothing comes off of
Trevor like he has no there's no like, there's nothing
he exudes, absolutely nothing. I don't even think he's that
great of a singer. I don't think I don't think
it's like it's like he was constructed in the backlot,

(49:43):
like to be contestant on this show. Yes, they're like
guy kind of cute. He is a frat guy Jack
Johnson once and goes, I could do that. Oh my god,
you're right. He listened to Jack Johnson Johnson, Oh my god,
you just like, oh my god, Katie, what do you think?

(50:03):
That's exactly he's an ai. He was a frend guy.
He was like, I can get more poon if I
could sing Jack count guitar, I'll be the guitar guy
at Fayta Kai John John Mayer, John Mayer like all
these guys I know in college. I feel like guys
learned like three chords. When I was in college, they
would play because I also went to like a Colorado college.

(50:23):
It was like extra hippie, but they would play like
three guitars, like three chords of like a Neil Young song,
and then you're like, oh, you know, and then like
then you'd have to sit and listen. But it was
never that good, and like you just knew they were
trying to get how they go. They're doing that so
that you go, can we just have sex and put
the guitar down now that you can't even finish the

(50:47):
song that you only learned, like the first three chords
like that to Anna Anna? Can I just say when
he said I'm falling in love with you too? The
way he said it, he could have been like, yeah, sure,
I'll go to the grocery store. Like that was the energy,
Like I was like what. That's why I think. I
still think even though they're the least interesting couple there
and the worst performers, I'm convinced that she's somebody's niece

(51:10):
at ABC and they want to get like you better
get your little knees a record deal and they want
to make They've decided she's a star. You think they're
gonna win. I hope I'm wrong. They're the least interesting.
Is she the one that's actually from New York? Yeah?
New Jersey? Right, but she's got a country accent, but
she's acts like she's like a like a yeah hometown

(51:32):
is now Nashville. Yeah yeah, boy. There's no way she wins.
There's she's too nervous. Her defining trait is her nervousness.
They can't send her on tour. I feel like i'm
falling in love and Trevor. I feel like I'm in
a dream and look, I love blush. I've over applied

(51:53):
blush to the point of being accused. I asked my
friend once if if I had too much blush on,
and she said, not if you're trying to look like
like a marionette, like you know what. She was right.
I did like like a marionette, and I as a
one marionette. See Marionette, See Marionette. I say to Jamie,
get yourself a beauty blender and blend that stuff down.

(52:17):
I want to put the circles it doesn't work, and
just dial it down, dial it down, just blended. Get
a beauty blender and just and it's She's just she's
applying too much. And I also think she she doesn't
know how to apply for like camera and I don't either.
I don't either now, but it's too much. It's too

(52:40):
much blush. Here comes my favorite date that's happened on
this whole franchise, that went to see Shaggy. I forgot
that I loved Shaggy. I just it was just like
like there was a knock on my door from the
late nineties and my like from my soul on the inside,
just Coppy brand handed sleeping. We were both muck naked

(53:06):
banging on the bedroom. It's given her next door. I mean,
I loved Shaggy, Love Shaggy. Did you know that Shaggy
and Sting put out a reggae album in eighteen that
they won a Grammy four? Whataggy and Sting how to

(53:31):
research it? They teamed up? They Oh my God, a
reggae album and they won a Grammy? Is your mind blown?
And they made you going to listen to it? Right
after that crazy video where they're dressed like they're in
like lethal weapon and they have cop badges and they
live in South Beach and they have to find some
lady at the club. It's really doing herself a paper

(53:53):
and watch both videos and then there's another one where
they go to Jamaica and Stings trying to act casual,
like in the alleys of Jamaica, just like I had
to be with all these Rastafarians. But he's still Sting.
I mean he looks kind of reggae are we talking about?
We're talking about reggae. It's like really dancy reggae watered down.

(54:14):
It's like it's easy to digest. It's like Sting, like
thirty years after the Police. Sting does reggae as you
would imagine soft rock. These Fields of Gold does right right,
And you know I'm doing reggae because I'm Sting. Yes,

(54:35):
that's it, that's it, um he did. I started watching
that the Acid, the documentary about acid that's on Netflix.
It's called Have a Great Trip or something like that. Yeah, yeah,
it's great. Everybody's in it, like so many people. And
Sting is the first part of it. And Sting has
taken a lot of acid and it made me go,
I like he's done a dozen times or something. I

(54:59):
want to say that. I watched the Beastie Boy documentary.
I just loved them. Got to them. That's a fun movie.
I highly if you guys are not Best Boy fans,
do yourselves a favor. Watch this documentary your head layer
right now. And they were it for me, they were it. Okay,

(55:23):
So then we have Shaggy wasn't me there? And they're
at on the record and they bring up Rudy and
Matt and only Matt sings, even though Rudy has them.
But maybe Rudy let them know the song because she's
so young, she's probably wait what um and he says,
I grew up on Shaggy and then um, and then
she says, you've been my rock. She pulls them aside afterwards.

(55:45):
I mean they had a blast. They were like kind
of hammered. They're dancing on stage. They're saying, I'm in
a Shaggy what do you could have a bad time
and actually maybe be like I want to go to
Vegas and dance to Shaggy. I want to go there.
I want to go. I want to go see that.
Look that looks fun. We should allays and everything looks
fun right now. I have to say I also wanted
to crush the vehicles. I wanted to crush the vehicles.

(56:07):
That was such a ridiculous, datediculous Brian made a heart
out of the crane. I mean that. Brian Tofy and
I went to a rage room and we broke things
with hair like hammers, and it was so satisfying. And
you think I could take it up a notch and
to destroy a full minivan. I would. I it's such
a trash thing to do, it's so America wasteful, But God,

(56:31):
I gotta tell you a break beating up old VCRs
and breaking the shot glasses with a hammer. It was
so fun. I would go with you. There's one downtown
it's like next to like a lot, like a strip. Lump. Great,
let's do it. Let's get right there COVID downtown in
a rage room and then we'll go break yeah, okay,

(56:52):
so then so then um, she decides, because they've had
the best time, I shaggy as anybody would, because it's
the best data her. They go and they decide she's
gonna tell her how she feels. And she says, You've
been my rock through all of this, and I'm falling
for you, and I like you a lot, and I
can see myself getting there with you, and I would

(57:14):
regret not telling you, and like but she's sort of
like dancing around it. And then he stares at He's
like hyperventilating too. He's like, I know what she's about
to do. What she's going to say, You're right, Rob,
They've done it. In a haunted motel last night with
the ghost of Neil Lane over the last Lane is

(57:35):
floating around and Elmer's bottle ranches like peering through the window,
and then he has not seen the show enough to
have enough lingle of what to say to how to
handle it, because he hasn't. He doesn't know this show,
and he doesn't know what she's doing. And he says
the last thing any woman ever wants to hear. You
are courageous for speaking your truth. I felt for her.

(58:00):
I was. I would have just gotten in the I
would have taken that tour bus and I would have
just driven it to the Grand Canyon and Selmon Louise myself.
I would just driven off the grad or driven right
to Mexico. You would never have seen. I'm not saying

(58:20):
I would have done anything badge in myself. I would
have just taken that bus and lived in that bus,
changed my name, gone off the grid. Crees't speaking your truth.
I couldn't handle it, can't I don't know. I don't
have enough self esteem to bounce back from that. Look.
To quote Brandon from several episodes back, he came to

(58:41):
her with patience and grace. Michael Todd, these guys have
some lines, Michael Todd. Let's take it to you. Get
you get thirty seconds to go off on Julia, Sheridan
and Brandon. The floor is yours because you've been. You've
been in the pedal t box for saying you didn't

(59:01):
want to do it with us. Jerry, the floor is yours. Julia,
Sheridan and Brandon. Julia boned herself hard because Sheridan was
so into her and her awful ath leisure outfits and
they sang better together, and she wanted Brandon the sniper, Like,

(59:25):
what the f does this guy have? He can't sing?
He has this the patients in Grace line and he
was ready to ditch you for Savannah, who, by the way,
Savannah called me she was smoking. He didn't was my
girl from the beginning. He didn't like Pat Benatar. He's
and he's the worst. Mad about getting we belong. He's

(59:46):
like uh, and he's like I can't memorize music lines.
I was like, what are you doing doing? Show like?
He made no sense that everybody loved him from the beginning,
made no sense. Give me a Julia two cents, wrap
it up, Julia. Julia was just a nightmare. She was
just awful. She built her own bed and she had
to lie at it. She really did herself in. It

(01:00:09):
was had she stuck with Sheridan, she could have been
in the Final four, Final three easily because they that
first song they sang together, they killed him, I know,
but everything they saying together, they were great. Sheridan and Julia,
they had no problem musically. They were great together. Not
really knowing how the structure of the show was going
to go, when Sheridan split, I was like, we haven't

(01:00:29):
seen the last of him. He's gonna come back somehow.
Also that at that point, I was like, why are
the girls. The girls don't seem to know how to
play any instruments. I think all the guys that's the
girls and just formed their own supergroup, like that's the show.
Katie pointed out that every guy I think the most

(01:00:51):
musically gifted is Ryan. He seems to be a pretty
talented musician. So Chris is pretty talented to he plays,
and Chris is great, like, uh, but none of the
women play. It's crazy, Oh my god, all right, all right,
why don't we take a break and will wrap this
and we're gonna we're gonna get to the explosions. Who

(01:01:17):
I don't know about you, but things are getting so hot.
I think I gotta take I'll your break, so we
poor Radio, poor Rudy has just said, Uh, she's in
love with him. You're courageous for speaking your truth. And
she starts crying and she says, um. He goes, look,

(01:01:38):
I just want to make sure I'm not rushing um,
and she goes, it sucks. I hate putting myself out there.
What's the fucking point? I felt for her. I have
felt like that girl in my life where you're like,
I'm not the one that gets picked, you know. Um.
And then she's like, guys, don't calcome, guys don't care
about me. She because I don't think he really likes me.

(01:02:02):
I just felt bad for her. I think you're right.
I think you're absolutely right, Rob. I think they slept
together last night in that haunted hotel, and now she's
felling extra vulnerable. She told him she likes him, they
have a great time together. He's a good guy, and
he doesn't like her, and that stuck. Yeah. I mean,
like we talked about like Trevor has it has has
it down, and like you have to pretend like you're
doing great, you're in love with your person, just fucking

(01:02:24):
fake it, because the fact is the Bachelor Matt has
not That's right and and and it's it's it shows
Matt's Matt's naivete when it comes to this. This uh
the system. But listen, the problem is if if you're
if you bring drama, the producers will aim ship against you.
They're gonna put you last, singing last in the competition. Right,

(01:02:46):
You're gonna be one of the last two to be
called at the end of the thing. Right. If you
want your journey to be easy, just fake it like
you like the person. Yeah, you're absolutely right, because you're
gonna be boring. Only Oh, we'll get them over with
because they're boring. You know. They they opened the night
the first two shows because they were good, solid performance
and they were no drama. That's a really interesting point.
So then um Natasha and Ryan they go and they

(01:03:09):
break things in Vegas and somebody says the light of
my life, the man of my I like, I don't
even know what that means. But then she says, I
like you, just the way you are, you make me
calmer and happier. Basically, she was like, I can live
with this arrangement. I have captured Harry Potter. I've tried

(01:03:29):
cat dolls. I know I have the chops and he
will do He's not upstaging me, and he's not getting
in my way. He's malleable, he's cute enough, and he's talented.
So you will do until I have to be done
with you. Is that the vibe you got? Yeah, I
don't trust her at all. I don't trust her at all,
and and I know you like this day. I thought

(01:03:50):
the date was hilarious. It's it's felt like the weakest
of the three in terms of like fun times. There's
no romans something I would want to go with the
podcast and break things. I don't want to go on
a date and go with my buddies and break everything.
But I'm not like, well, I'm falling in love with you.
Let me just smash this minivan, right, And I love
the In the interviews, they're never like no one's ever like,

(01:04:13):
you know, it's not my favorite date, but everyone's like, god,
I can't imagine a better thing to do than break
some ship. You know what I mean? That is they
love the date so much. I gotta tell you though,
going to the rage room with Brian's hoffee was so satisfying.
We'll going with Brian too, I mean that's hilarious. Yeah,
Brian and I went and broke a minivan. It would
be fun, but I don't think I'm gonna fall in

(01:04:34):
love over and putting the two cream Hearts behind us.
Brian and I have a good thing going. I feel
like that's that is, that's the mindset that Matt needs
to get. Trevor has it, Natasha has it. It's like, look,
they're fine. I can deal with the monitors. I can
totally handle them. I want this record deal here. He's
trying to be authentic and genuine, and it's like, you

(01:04:57):
don't need to be honest about everything right now. As
as Heightener pointed out last week, each episode has a
different set of producers, this game doesn't exist. They've changed
the dance every episode. It is a new show each episode,
so even the producers don't know. Chris Harrison doesn't know
what's going on all right. For that reason, I'm kind

(01:05:17):
of enjoying. It's a perfect COVID programming. Sure, it's like
just this crazy show that no one will ever remember,
and at some point we'll go did that really happen?
Like this? At the at the end of the preview
for next week, Chris Harrison's like, it's all been leading
to this like all five episodes, I know it's so Hankers.

(01:05:39):
So then Rudy's upset, Um like, why can't it be me?
All these everybody's in love, why not me? I don't
know if Matt even wants to be here. So then
they get Lady Gaga shallow, which I have to say,
even when they were saying it didn't feel like it
was clicking in the rehearsal, I was like, oh, this

(01:06:01):
is gonna be good. Yeah, it's not fair. They got
the song that the show is based on. Yeah, but
well Natasha could do it too, But but Rudy is
perfect for that part. They gave it to the right couple.
Natasha got the right dress. Natasha looked like she was
going ice dancing. So then we have no that we're

(01:06:28):
at the Nomad Hotel and we have this show. It's
been an emotional roller coaster. Oh yeah, Matt had to
shut down the rehearsal. I was like, guys, guys, can
I tell everybody in this room? I just want to
tell everybody here basis. I felt embarrassed for him in
front of the band. I felt like, this is when

(01:06:48):
the band It's almost like when an actor has when
an actor has been friends with the writers, and then
then and then the writers come down to the set
and they see their friend that's an actor being like
a dickhead on the set, and then the writers are like,
we don't like you anymore. I felt like the way
Matt treated the band made them be like, oh, you're
kind of a tool. Yes, Michael Todd Well, the music

(01:07:11):
supervisor came out, which, by the way, does anybody recognize
that gentleman? He was? And I thought he he was
this because you could see him in the back of
previous episodes. He did anybody see the movie The Ref
with Dennis Leary and Kevin Spacey. No, No, it's a

(01:07:32):
great movie. It's fantastic. It's The Sun. Do you remember
the Sun who comes back from military school? Yeah, that's
him what I have seen him at Jay's Bar down
across from Molow where Molo used to beata. Will you
google The Ref and see if you can find the

(01:07:55):
Sun and see if on his IMDb page it says
Listen to your Heart. I looked, it's not. Listen to
your Heart is not on his IMDb page. However, he
has been the music supervisor for several other reality shows,
so it's got to be here. I mean, it's him,
is it? Adam is Robert Steinler, Robert Robert J. Stein

(01:08:19):
Miller Jr. He came out and one episode was like,
I'm Bob the music supervisor. Can you google Robert, I'm
jiants stuy Miller. Listen to your heart music supervisor. This
isn't amazing. But he's the one who came out. He
was the sort of catalyst for that scene. He comes
out and he's like, hey, like, what's your guys relationship? Like?

(01:08:40):
And then Matt was like, hey, great question, Bob, what stuff? Hey,
everybody got around this is a whole thing for me.
It was so embarrassing. Did you feel like, oh you
just lost all your friends in the band? I think
he was. I think what they were trying to do
is say give him an operator platform to save face.
She said, I love you. You didn't you kind of

(01:09:02):
dropped the ball, but like maybe like I did take
a moment to have a speech and kind of like
be like, yo, I couldn't do this without you. But
I'm not there yet, but I can't see myself with
anybody else. And that's kind of like love, right. I know,
I know, I know it didn't happen, but it's not

(01:09:23):
it's not called listen to your taint, Matt. I don't know,
And can we call this one? Should we either have
no pooh or listen to your taint? The time, I
think listen to your taint? Went? I love them retained. Okay.
So then we're at the back of the nomad and
it's a smaller it's a smaller crowd. They couldn't pay

(01:09:45):
all the extras to come, but we got Ari Lion did.
Junior and his beautiful wife Lauren one of the most
disliked couples in bachelor history, and as Nick Vile pointed
out of the Vile Files, they look like he looks
like he's running for office. He was in a blue
suit with a white shirt and a red tie. And
she looked like she looked like the wife of like

(01:10:05):
a Ukrainian like she looked like the wife of a
just some some leader of an eastern block country, right,
I mean. And he had like it was almost as
if he had a board up his ass. It just
was like just stiff. And it was weird watching him
jam to the songs. It was weird watching him groove.

(01:10:26):
And then I've never heard her speak before, and then
hearing her talk, and then when she said to that
one couple, you guys just need to google you guys,
oh Jamie, when she said to Jamie and Trevor, you
guys have a goofy relationship. It's important like us, we
goof around And I thought, you literally where it's like
a piece of paint, like a cardboard. Debbie Ryan, when

(01:10:47):
she was Rookie of the Year, she said, she looks
like a baby that had just discovered wind, like put
her face in front of a fan, a fan and
just found wind and just like there's no there there.
And I thought, if she's telling you that you need
to laugh and have a good time like that is

(01:11:08):
what do they talk like? I've never seen her talk.
Have you Do you remember her talking at all? Anna,
Rob No, I barely, I barely remember what she looks like.
And she doesn't look the same. No, No, she looked good,
but and kind of like a like a wife of
a dictator, Katie, what do you mean he had like

(01:11:30):
dad Bob kind of going on. He kind of had
like hunky Dad. He fully had dad Bob happening. He
had dad vibes. And she was a milth. She kind
of Melania vibes. He looked like he probably worked out
to be on the show and then stopped working out
after this. But you know, her outfit was terrible. I
was trying to fear and she had work done. He
ain't quite telling. She looks different and looked different. Sounds good.

(01:11:53):
I mean, she's had a baby. She looks good in person.
But I remember her talking on the show. I remember
she she's not being interesting. I remember that flu like
Machu Picchu and she was like, huh look at that.
I like that. Huh why what wait? Why why did
they do that? I like that? Okay, So that that's

(01:12:18):
what he always said, Jerry, you're so glad you missed
the Ari season like that. I like that. Okay, So
then we have but you've got one Pablo who also
he's okay, Okay, it's okay. So then we have East
okay or Pete pilot. Pete such a great it's such
a great time to pilot. How does he do it?

(01:12:42):
Oh my god? And then we have we have Nick
faille Ro. This is weird because it's like I kind
of want to go to the fantasy seats, but it's
like it's so good. I want to have you. Does
he do that? Does he do that? In in person?
He's like, so, was like it was weird like that

(01:13:02):
your own podcast. Yeah, I think that's I think that's
I think he is. That's he's authentic. That's his jam.
I want to meet him. You're gonna love him. You're
gonna love him. Okay, So then we have so. Then
we have um the guy. We have the guy from Train.
Do I know Train? Talk to me? Sing me a
train song? Someone? Please? What's trains? Uh? Atleast anyone there.

(01:13:27):
Their big song was Drops of Jupiter. I don't know
how it goes, and how does that go? I know
that I know that as the one that goes like
oh god, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the voice. His
hair had a lot of product in it. The Train guy,

(01:13:51):
he was not doing the no Pooh method. No, he
he needs that guy needs to know Pooh. Should I
look up? I'm gonna put on Spotify. I'm gonna put
on train for a second. Yes, yeah, okay, you were
doing it. You knew it, Jerry, I was thinking the
wrong songs? Is this trade? Is that trade? But did

(01:14:16):
they have a song called drops a Jupiter or something. Yeah,
I feel like that made Hay Soul sister, Hay soul sister. Hey,
so you know that Trevor probably learned how to sing
that when he was trying to get laid sophore year
in high school. Oh my god, that like freshman year Johnson.
That's very Jack Johnson, a very Jack jef Verry Johnson.

(01:14:39):
E uh. And then Drops of Jupiter was the other one.
Let me here, keep playing it, keep playing it. Oh
yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah dad knife, Oh god, yes, yes,
So Trevor, this is so listen your heart. Oh my god.

(01:15:06):
You know Trevor has gotten laid because he's done covers
of both of those. That is show Jack Johnson and
that guy. That guy does not look like the guy
that sings that. That he I'm surprised that that time
is a cruel Mistress with brook Lafax, crunchy makeup, brook Lafa,

(01:15:32):
brook Lafa brought to you by Okay, wait, so then
so we were saying, then we also have Ashley Simpson
and Evan Ross. I did a movie with Evan Ross
is Diana Ross's son. I loved him. He was hilarious.
He's kind of a Rascal. He was like he said

(01:15:54):
to me, was like, I love just dressing like I'm
ill de Barge. I just loved him so free about him.
He just was like and I like said I it
was in like Geanie pants, and I'm like, yes, yes,
Evan Ross. So I'm old, Who who are they? I mean,
I know who that is and I know Jessica Simpson.
But they're together and they have a show. They're married

(01:16:14):
and they have two kids. And I will vouch when
I was working with him, he just spoke so glowingly
of her, like you know, when you're on set with somebody,
you can tell if somebody likes their spouse or not.
And oh high Scout, you could tell Scout likes her
spouse or not. And he was just he just really

(01:16:35):
raved he they've been married for many years when I
worked with him, and he really loves his wife. As
far as I can tell, he seemed to really love
Ashley Simpson. That's very cute. Yeah, okay, I mean it's
none of my business, but they seemed like a happy couple.
It's good. So then we have first up Brie and Chris,
and I mean they're so good. But it was so Louauren.

(01:17:00):
If Lauren of Aria, Lauren calls you low energy, you're
low energy. That discovered wind in front of a fan
and that is her main atch of view. If she
calls you low energy, maybe this shouldn't be your pick
to go on tour, it thoughts Rob, Yeah, you're so right,

(01:17:20):
like calling out from the like the corpse from the coffin,
tell your low energy. Yeah it was. Yeah, they didn't
have a good didn't have their best performance. What did
they sing again? I can't even remember. It was so
good and so it was great. It was again they
didn't have the best They're fine, but they didn't have

(01:17:40):
the best song. I mean that's what it comes down to,
a little song there even like but they can rearrange
things they could, like I feel like everybody keeps arranging
things slow, Like people keep going for the slow tempo
and their arrangements, even like Ryan got real cocky back
in the hotel. Did remember that, like, oh yeah, we're

(01:18:01):
doing ed shearing. It sounds nothing like the original. We're
totally changing out gonacket. It sounds nothing like we're like
ring it where he was. So we are going to
win this thing. I got the feeling that he doesn't
like ed shearing like he's got to take a bone
against the pick at Vince, like because he's another singer songwriter.
Because as soon as they have the song, he's like, Okay,

(01:18:22):
we're gonna do this. We're gonna switch it up, we're
gonna make it different, and you shouldn't have because she
made it. Okay, let's talk about that, because like this
is so clear, we're gonna sweat it on. Talk about that.
They probably rocked it last thing, and I think it
is good to like break. I mean, I know that
Sharon No not Sheridan the Sniper, the Sniper and Julia

(01:18:45):
Brandon they would take these fun fast songs and make
him slow and boring. They have these great like surrender
or like no no, not the other cheap trick one
what did they do the other want you to want
me to want They took on you to want me,
which is a blast, and they made so boring and
like so so I am all forced switching it up.

(01:19:05):
But yes, Ryan got all cocky and then they got
out make it your own, you know, make it your own.
But when he put the guitar on and then she's
like moving the mic stand around, and then she takes
the mike out, and then he's playing the guitar with
a chordless mike in his hand, and I was so

(01:19:26):
uncomfortable with the whole site, and then playing the guitar
without with the mic in his hand, and she's holding
it for him. And then they because they had success
last week when they did the thing towards the judges
dancing at each other, so they did it again. But
then she's holding the mic and it was so choreographed
and and and it was so misguided that when they

(01:19:47):
were dancing, because last week they had success when they
danced down and back to the judges, and then this
week and they did it and then and watching her
awkwardly hole, it was just nothing was natural about it.
But didn't didn't It seemed to you that they were like,
oh my god, we've got this in the bag. Were
so good, let's just do what we did before. And

(01:20:08):
it almost felt like they didn't practice. They weren't prepared
for the sort of mic stand placement situation. And then
you find out later why it sort of really fell apart.
But she's staying staying the wrong part part yes, and
and that kind of like you could. They cut to

(01:20:29):
that moment where the drummers like where are we and
the keyboardist is like, what are we doing? And then
she was like moving the stand and like grabbing the
mic and handing it to him and he's trying to
play and saying and handing it back and forth, and
it was just training. We know why that happened because
she's a plant. So she had to throw the recording.

(01:20:54):
Nick I said, my Friendana thinks that she's a plant,
and he goes, no, now, there are no producer plants.
There's no such thing. And I thought, sure, Nick, you
would say that, Okay, he's also a plant. Keep it,
Nicks a plant? Still wait, wait Anna and plant? What's her?

(01:21:14):
What's the goal of the plant? Caused drama? But wouldn't
she want to say certain things? I don't think she
can win. I don't think it would be too easy
to give it to her. His two cents of it,
he goes, you don't need a plant. He's like, people
are too thirsty for airtime. You don't need a professional plant.
You just need somebody that's willing to do your bidding.
That's who. That's a plant. That's her. Natasha was doing

(01:21:36):
the bidding. You don't in front of Julia, be like,
let's be real, Brandon, you didn't want to pick Julia,
Like that was perfect. Plant is too good. I'm with you, Tanna.
You know I'm with Tanna. That my loyalty. I bought
it up to Nick and that you know you could
fight him out next week. Look, Nick is also a plant.

(01:21:57):
I don't trust him. You should tell him that, you
should tell and then a branch. Nick was a plant
all through Dancing with the Stars, the full plant. He
was committed. Okay, So then we have Jamie. I again,
this goes for me. I still think Jamie is somebody's niece.
Um backstage the last week we had to watch her

(01:22:18):
weeping and doing some weird like up and down like
you know, some weird having Niguila dance like like when
she was like down and up and down and rolling,
it was so fucking weird. Now she's like I'm a
rock star. To now she took some weird like boss
bitch power, like I'm a rock star. I have a
whole new confidence. I have a man, and I am

(01:22:40):
falling in love and it's just like I'm not gonna
have negative self talk. I'm gonna push through and I'm
gonna rocket if you have to say, like I'm young,
I'm fun, and I'm ready for anything. You're trying too hard.
It's too I don't buy it, Jerry, what did you think? Yeah?
I was relieved we were seeing another side of her

(01:23:01):
that wasn't like, okay freaking out, Like I was happy that,
like she was like, Okay, you know what I'm I'm this,
I'm confident, like fine, freaking a character arc, you know.
But but yeah, she's I mean, the whole thing is
just I couldn't believe they got rave reviews, Like I

(01:23:23):
couldn't believe they got That's why I was watching it
thumbs down the whole time there. I don't even know.
I don't even remember. I wasn't even know what your
kid and then Ashley an Evan kids like this is magical,
this is pro finis you could joke around and like
literally they got called first they were like oh and

(01:23:43):
everyone's like, oh my god, they were amazing tonight. And
then I thought, oh my god, they're gonna win, Like
they're gonna win because they're not even that good. But
if everyone's like no one can be Jamie and Trevor tonight,
and I thought that was terrible. It was the Lady
Antebellum song or whatever. It was not good? Right? Am
I crazy? It was bad? Right? I thought it was

(01:24:05):
at best? Yeah, I don't think they're great. I don't
think she's Can anybody get on my team? That the
sheer fact that they got, that she got the first Rose,
that they keep trying to make her a star, that
that people think maybe they're in love. I don't think
they're going to think Rudy and matter on love if
love is the component, but that Chris and Bree are

(01:24:27):
too boring to send on tour, that they're going to
give it to the nice Can anybody can get on
board of that? Anna? Sure? I mean I think it's
a great theory if they do, indeed win, I'm come
with you. He's subpar and she is too young and
doesn't have enough experience. She's not that good. She's fine,
not great. She's no Rudy, but she was great in

(01:24:48):
her high school. I'm sure she was the best singer. Yes,
they're just the chops that Brie and Chris have and
Matten or that Natasha and Ryan had. They just and
they met, they just messed up. It would have been
interesting to see if they rocked it. Who would have
gone home? If Natasha and Ryan rocked it. It was
going in I was like, oh, this is the week

(01:25:09):
that Trevor and Jamie gon. But they got the first rows.
That's what was so confusing to me because I was like,
because usually that means you're like the you win, so
like yes, after the performances, I was fully like, Okay,
I know, I know what's going to happen. But going
into the episode, I thought they were doomed. And she
was like from the bottom to the top, Oh my god,

(01:25:30):
it was She didn't say that your little scared year old,
so that Natasha was like my life, I stay in
the wrong part was so disconnected, and he's just he's
been so checked out since Jamie went over to Trevor

(01:25:51):
that like you could see he was mad at her,
like but he's young enough and he's like, all right,
I'll find another way, fine, okay whatever, like he seems.
And he also he proved his skill and talent, like
he got he got just the right amount of publicity

(01:26:11):
and now he doesn't need to be committed to this
ice skate. I agree with that. Like they I think
the show does a service to all of them because
we see them perform and we know, Like I was like,
Natasha could literally be like all right, guys, I don't
need to win by like I'm good enough. When Jason
Rincess was like, well, Ryan, she'll leave you, Like I
was like, yeah she will. She's amazing. Yeah. Um. So

(01:26:35):
then we have Rudy and Matt and they got up
there and they were incredible. It was incredible. She was
on fire. And at the end and again I just
have to say real quick, just to uh, to go against,
go against what Harry Potter did. They sang the song

(01:26:56):
exactly as it's recorded, and it was awesome. That's what
we want to hear. Want to hear the fucking song.
We don't want to hear your your like wild like
different weird arrangement, like if you have a good song,
if you've got a great song, do a kickass cover
of that song. Yeah, and especially on that show. And
it's hard enough with the guitars, like it's cool to

(01:27:16):
see people with a guitar, but like Matt plays it,
he makes it sexy and like it actually is the
one time they have chemistry, and like he is starting
to look at her more on stage. And I felt
like part of her heartbreak made it even better, you know,
Like I felt her pain getting rejected actually made the
song even work more because we all know that movie

(01:27:39):
don't end well, you know. And I just thought she
just is such a star and they're great together. She
he has a band, he actually has a band. She
should just be the lead singer of his band in
real life. Song they step, they got and they mocked

(01:27:59):
it and they rocked and they killed. Jamie couldn't sing that.
Jamie wouldn't rock that. No. I think they knew. Rudy
was the only one who could name. And I was
with Natasha. Natasha, yes, but I was. Brie couldn't rock that.
I don't know, Brie. I don't know, maybe because I
just haven't heard them. They would have made it too soft.
They would have so who they were taking the balls
out like, they would have just softened all of it up. Katie.

(01:28:21):
You you said you thought Rudy in and what's his
face are going to win it? Right? Somebody said that?
Who said that? I think Matt Rudy that the fact
that they gave them this song makes me think that
they're going to win it. I hope they do. I
hope you're right. It is my been, my narrative, threat,
the whole thing. It's why they got that room. It's
like the producers, no, they got gold with these two,

(01:28:43):
and they're like, we have to make sure we have
a good Chris has the best voice on the entire show.
I think he got kind of a little sucked by
this song, but I think he actually ended up doing
it well. But yeah, I think you're right. I think,
like the fact that they gave them this song, they're
just setting them up to win. But he and if
Chris and Bree got this song, they would have done
it in a softer suite or kind of more boring. Man,

(01:29:05):
don't think Rudy does though. That kisses me off. I
just want to talk. I don't know what she does
it every time pisses me off. She does like keeps
touching his arm and his shoulder. Well, he sings yes,
and it seems forced. And also he's trying to play guitar.
I think he's trying to get a connection with him,
and he's moving he's actually moving away from her. It's
so forced. And it bothers me so much and I

(01:29:27):
just go he does not like that. The question the
question is going to be is who wins? And the
other question is like who stays together? Because like so
I've been thinking about that. So if Chris and Bree
don't win, I feel like they're fun. Is that they

(01:29:48):
get to perform, like it feels like they come alive
when they sing together. I think they're gonna want to
make it for a while. I wish, I hope they do,
but I feel like they need a lot of gigs
to keep been going. They're gonna need performing gigs to
keep the magic going long business. That's my thought. What
do you think? Yeah? I agree, I don't Rob Rob good.

(01:30:11):
I don't see except whoever wins. I don't see the
rest of them staying together. Jamie and Trevor, no Ro,
Natasha and Ryan. Now Chris and Breen. Maybe they're the
only ones. Maybe they sort of I think would have
to for a period of time so as not to

(01:30:32):
seem almost sociopathic. They've gone, They've gone so hard at
each other. They are so like quote in love, Like
I've never felt that there's going so hard at each
other that if they were to break up right away,
I'd be like, oh you that was an act. I

(01:30:52):
don't like you guys are weird that I wondered too.
I mean, they're so cute, they're so sweet. I wonder
if the reality lality of being like a hostess at
a restaurant and profo utah, like the reality of what
does he do? I don't know think he's like singer.

(01:31:13):
I mean, I just think he's aspiring aspiring singer. You
just that the like reality of like being back to
Earth and back to life and not like like do
you hope I hope that they can make it like
when you're not getting when you're not getting to go
to have all these magical singing dates and Katie, Katie,
what were we gonna say? Nay, they all got off

(01:31:33):
the show, like and then I think when did they
film this, like in this fall? And then they probably
like two months to kind of hang out, and then
they had to go in to quarantine. Well, Jerry, you
said somebody was filming on Lost Felis. When was that? Well,
I that was during pilot Pete's episode. I went to
Ill Capricio, the Italian restaurant across from the Dresden, and

(01:31:54):
the owner was like, oh, because I told him about
the Bachelor podcast and he was like, oh, they're filled
in the Bachelor at the Dresden. Okay, so this is
this really? And I told you Arden and you were like, no,
I think they've done filming The Bachelor, And then it
was this because they did. I believe based off what
I've heard on another podcast they were filming January and February.

(01:32:16):
They were still editing this down to the wire. I believe, so,
I mean, probably none of them are together and they
all have the perfect out. Now. Oh well, you know
the quarantine. I I can't leave Utah, so I think
that might change things of that if actually maybe you know,
we've lost Jamie and Ryan and then then I'm sorry,
We've sorry We've lost Ryan and Natasha. And then next

(01:32:39):
week they hit the road again. I think they fly
this time. Where did they drive? And they're going to
They're going to Nashville. Are they perform forming at the
Grand Old Opry? Are they doing just like in a bar?
I can't tell yet. I mean, I feel like, you know,

(01:32:59):
I feel like the show got much more fun once
music got involved, and once it became American Idol Couple Edition.
It got much more fun. Uh. I enjoy watching the performances.
It's nuts and um, I can't. I. I hope Rudy
and Matt win. Yeah. I think they should win. Yeah,

(01:33:22):
absolutely agree with that. People have been so on fire.
There were so many funny tweets. It was, um, okay,
hold on, you guys, chat amongst yourselves for one second.
It's all blurred. I love my favorite part. I'll just
take this up to you to say that my favorite
part is at the end when Chris is like leading

(01:33:45):
up to where they're going next, and he's like, and next,
We're going to take you to the best city in
the world. But it's like they're they're but just not
going to allow them to go out of the United States, right.
I expect him to go like Phoenix next for driving
to Nashville, but they go Ape Shit. Yeah, I thought

(01:34:06):
they would go to like New York. I don't know.
I think Nashville makes perfect sense because Nashville is where
all the aspiring musicians go. Also, it's where Jamie's from,
and I think that's why she really freaked out and
she's like, I mean, I feel like she just lived
there for like two months. He has because she literally
just moved out of her parents house because she's a child,
but you know, she just stoked here are There were

(01:34:27):
so many We had so many fun. And if you
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(01:34:50):
here we go. This is from Britt Paulson and I'm
not gonna get your handles right, but I know that
it's beer it because she's been in there. It's just
the things that photos are fuzzy. Okay, here we go.
Beep beep all aboard the bust to Vegas. Um okay.
This is from Lauren at Purple Underscore Hayes. It would

(01:35:13):
have been more on brand if the producers had put
a hot tub in the middle of the ice rink instead.
Um lais is also from Lauren at Purple Underscore Hayes.
You can tell that the producers care about You can
tell them cut that back. You can tell that the
producers care about listen to your heart less than regular

(01:35:33):
Bachelor because Matt and Rudy didn't even get their own
mini stage to dance on at the Shaggy concert. Yeah okay, yeah, okay,
this is from two point oh at Shelley two point oh.
Matt grew up on Shaggy? Was he raised by wolves
at a middle school dance? One hit hit? Yeah let

(01:36:00):
the Dogs Out? Oh, that's not him. He's in that.
He's featured in who Let the Dogs Out? But that's no, no,
it's like something Yeah, but he's also featured on that.
All right, here's the I didn't know that. But his
other hit was Angel right Oh yes, Um grew up

(01:36:25):
on that. For me? It was the Beatles and Shaggy.
That was for me. That's how we all grew up.
Remember when Shaggy came out with pet sounds? Do we
have Hyenne coastan Trixie Firecracker? Why is Natasha dressed like
she has to perform on Dancing with the Stars after this? Yes?

(01:36:49):
And that she should like the final one Jesse Lizzie
at Jessy Lizzie. Um, what I missed? Opportunity to not
have Trevor be the one to sing it wasn't me.
That's true, that's good. All right, let's narrow it down
to the top two. I O gonna go with Jessy Lizzy.

(01:37:10):
What a missed opportunity to I have Trevor to be
the one to sing it wasn't me. I like that one,
and I'll go. I'll go right out of the gate.
Britt Paulson at Burritt Beep beep all aboard the fun
bus to Vegas, fuck bus or it wasn't me, Trevor
Michael Todd, Okay, I'm gonna go. I'll take this to

(01:37:32):
make it interesting. I'll make Trevor be the one because
he was the cheater, so I'll go that he should
have saying it. Okay, Anna, fuck bus or or fuck
bus or Trevor Or Shaggy. I'm gonna say funck bus Okay,
Katie Shaggy Okay, Rob is it Shaggy. I'm gonna go

(01:37:58):
fuck bus Mannah. Do we have a funk bos all
aboard the funk bust Vegas that makes me happy? Like
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(01:38:19):
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(01:38:40):
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Oh my god, we got so many nice emails. Anna,

(01:39:02):
can you handle it? I can't me too. I got
a really cute one from prom queen Um from Leany
prom Queen Leany hi Arden, thanks for being a lovely
shining light during this dark corn time. Well, thank you.
I got into listening to your show through Peters season

(01:39:24):
and now I'm enjoying listening to your heart coverage so
much because it feels like a sense of normalcy and
it's always hilarious and delightful. I got my sister hooked
on the show too. Since you're also recapping Love is Blind,
I also wanted to share with you. My Love is
Blind parody I made while in Quarantine. I'm playing all
the characters because Snapsack filters. Sure amazing. Um it's on

(01:39:44):
YouTube so you could google her YouTube Love is Blind
YouTube parody. Um, she's at prom Queen Music. Thanks and
keep up the amazing work. And congratulations on your book.
That's a huge accomplishment. I can't wait to read it.
Her video is really funny and you guys should totally
check it out. And uh and and I loved it.
Here we go. Here's another awesome email that we got.

(01:40:06):
Let's see. Uh, this is from Wendy Galt at the
Summer House. Please start podcasting about Summer House. If so,
I will definitely become a patron. I watch a lot
of Bravo, but Summer House and Below Deck and below
Deck met our my faths. I love your podcast and
look forward to every week. I preorated your book and
look forward to read under My Weighted Blanket. Wendy Gold,
thank you for pre ordering my book. We definitely had

(01:40:28):
a very strong reaction. People were very much into Summer
House and that is on the table. And but then
we got I got an interesting here's an interesting other side.
To it. Anna, are you ready to Yes, I am,
tell me all about it. Okay, this is from Lindsay
Banel and it's high art and Anna and crew. Now,

(01:40:50):
Anna and I've been on a deep journey on Patreon
and uh and we are so grateful to all of
our patrons that are are out there supporting it. We
appreciate you, guys. I absolutely love the pot. I recently
became a patron during quarantine and I loved listening to
old episodes to brighten my day while I feel like
a prisoner at my home. Well, that is all we're

(01:41:10):
here to do is just to literally be a fun distraction.
I'm a huge Brian Sofie fan, so I was especially
excited for those you three doing those Australian accents. I mean,
I have never left harder and I have to say
Anna that those were so fun to do. Do it
if you do yourself a favor, if you are not
a Patreon member, and if you just if you're on
the fence about it, even for one month, do the

(01:41:31):
Captain bones own level so you can get access to
everything and just plow through The Bachelor in Paradise Um
Season one Australia with Brian and Anna and I uh
starting with riding that bipolar high and none of us
could do the Australian access and it wasn't that a blast?
It was the most fun. So then she says, I'm
catching up on last week's pod and Arden suggested Summer

(01:41:53):
House as a Patreon option. Well, I also love Summer
House and I've watched every season. I don't think it
would be much fun to do red troactively. If you
could do it while the season is airing, I'm sure
it'd be great, but nothing actually happens during the show,
and I don't think it would be a fun rewatch
or even fun to hear people talk about it if
you've if you've already seen it, compared to listen to
you guys watch one public season. I watched it originally

(01:42:14):
and I'm not rewatching it with you, but I love
hearing you guys watch it for the first time. That's
her two cents. She'll stay a patron regardless. Thank you
for the last. Lindsay, that is a good point. So
I'm throwing this in the ring. Is an option, um,
because I think our Love is Blind will be done
at the end of May, and so I'm thinking possibly

(01:42:34):
perhaps we could do Blowdeck Mediterranean or another Bravo show
that is going to be current and we could do
it currently. Um, I'm open to that if that's something
that you guys are open to. And then the final
email I'm gonna read we'd mentioned and I think still
think this sounds fun of doing a podcast with fans,
and so we got a whole bunch of emails for
people who are interested in being and it would be

(01:42:56):
at the end of Listen to your Heart. Um, and
here's somebody who threw in her hat. Um, this is
Megan Hotch. I'm staying this wrong. Hotch Slater High Arden
and a crew. My name is Megan Hotch. Letter from Shreveport, Louisiana.
I just listened to this week's podcast, and I'd love
to apply to be a guest fan on an upcoming episode.
I learned about your podcast this year when you made

(01:43:17):
the move to My Heart, and I instantly became a
super fan. I started watching one Pablo season and love
his Mind, so I can keep up with your recaps.
I love, love, love Laurie. Laurie's the best. She's hilarious,
would be fun to do. She's never watched a Blue Duck.
She'd be fun to do, and I've since breeze through
Wan Pablo Andy Bachelor in Paradise. I'm halfway through Crystal's.
My fiance thinks I have a problem, but I feel

(01:43:38):
good about it. He watches new episodes of Bachelor and
now Listen to Your Heart with me, but he draws
the line at watching old seasons. Um, I may be
the minority here, but I'm loving Listen to your Heart
and I think it's a fantastic idea to have a
fan as a guest host. I would love to hang
with you all, but either way, I would most certainly
be listening. Stay safe and have a great day, Megan, Megan,
thank you so much for you are certainly in the running.

(01:43:59):
And uh, we would love to have we have all
sorts of people have already email, but you want to
throw your hat in the ring. We thought it would
be a fun thing to do in Quarantine to do
a special episode at the end if you're watching Listen
to your Heart and you want to if you want
to do a special guest episode with me and Anna
and Katie and tell us what you think. We we
did one last year with Cheyenne Constant and Seth That

(01:44:21):
are two Tweet of the Week winners are all Star winners.
So does email us and UH and we will pick
two people to break down what they thought of Listen
to your heart with us. So there's your chance Rose
Podcast at gmail dot com. All right, Rob, what a journey?
Tell me? Tell me who's gonna win? Um? I think

(01:44:45):
I gotta go with Matt and Rudy. Great Michael Todd,
Who's gonna win? Matt and Rudy for sure? I think
it's I mean for Christmas. Look, I thought Natasha and
Ryan we're gonna get up there and be part of
the final three. That that a screwed up so hard.
These kind of means anybody can screw up. So but
I do think Matt and Rudy are there? Anna, who

(01:45:08):
you who's gonna win? I think Matt and Rudy as well.
I mean, I hope you don't think Kristenburg You're gonna win.
It seems like there's some trouble in Paradise next week
with Christen Brie. Okay, So I don't know, Katie Money.
I think you guys are right that Ruby Rudy. I
wish would say Ruby, Rudy and Matt will win just
because it seems like they're being set up for it.

(01:45:29):
I don't think they like each other or he doesn't
like her. Chris has the best voice. Chris is the
winner in my book with his beautiful voice. I'm gonna
go with Jamie's knee. I'm gonna go with the a
powerful uncle. I'm gonna say the one who deserves to win.
I'm gonna say nepotism. I'm gonna say nepotism is going
to give Jamie and whoever she's Oh, Trevor, you are

(01:45:52):
a full blown flat earther. Okay, where can people find you?
A Rubbie Uh, Rob Benedict on Twitter, Row Benedict on Instagram.
And what do you want to promote? How about your podcast?
And we have the We do it every week, but
it's usually a different day every week. It's just whenever

(01:46:12):
I can get it together. But we have been putting
one out every week. We just released our seventh episode
is called and my guest is Richard Spate and it's
on iTunes and everywhere that you can listen to podcasts.
Gerald Uh, Jerry Trainer at Jerry Trainer on Twitter and Instagram.
I'm at our I like that you called me Gerald

(01:46:33):
though A R G and M. Why are I at
a love Instagram? I'm also on Twitter and please preorder
my book little Miss Little Compton and send in the receipts. Um.
I'm gonna start pushing that harder like that, but it's
not We're not quite there yet. We're gonna start doing
all sorts of fun giveaways. I'm hoping to get my
paws on some copies of the book that I can

(01:46:54):
sign and send out things like that. I don't have
them yet, but just get yourself in the pool of
because all that's coming up. I have puzzles getting made
that are of me and Mittens dressed up like my
sixth grade photo that say meet the authors with me
and Mittens on them. You can cut this out if
you want to. But are you still releasing the podcasts

(01:47:17):
that we did? We filmed the podcast that's coming up
that it's gonna be coming up this fall, just so
you know we did all of They have not started yet,
but I'm gonna do them closer. We actually did this
series called um called Feeling Thorny, and they were great.
I have to say where we interviewed. Doing the book

(01:47:38):
made me really, Um, you know, it's very rare that
you stop and take stock of your life and you see,
you know what was unique about your upbringing? And I
made me. We started doing one on one interviews with
a lot of our favorite guests. Jerry, we did them
before we even had you on. We have to do
one with you, but it was fun. But we did
one with Rob and Paget and Aaron Foley. Um, there's

(01:48:00):
all sorts of people coming up. But what's neat about
it is I like just getting to know what made
people them like all these you know, it was it
was really fun to do. Anna and Kate were there.
We do it with Wells. Wells has one coming up.
Wells and Rob have very similar stories, which was interesting.

(01:48:21):
M hmm. I like that guy. I like him too,
me too. Um, all right, you guys, Anna, Anna, Katie
and a Right, Okay, you're gonna start drinking, all right,
we can cut this time, all right? Everybody lush for

(01:48:42):
Crunchy cr U n c h I backslash correct faith.
You know what, it's really pretty stuff. It was nice
of her to send it to me and and everybody's
just doing the best day can So there you go.
Um All Martin Marine will be back next week with
Michelle Collins and Nick Vaell to do the finale. I

(01:49:02):
can't wait to see what happens by Oh yeah, look
it all up and you tonight. It feels so good.
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