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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will you Accept this Rose? A production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh yeah, we're gonna get all up in you tonight.
I feel so good. I just got one of the questions, finger.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Where you accept this role? Would you reaccept this role?
Listen to your world? Who your accept this Rolesten to
(00:37):
your world?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Come on? Where did you did you fly in Florida?
What's your name? Yeah? Here you go, honey, nice to me.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
You all right, we'll let's toss one.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Don't hurt yourselves. I can't talk.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Oh oh my god, you guys.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Honestly this means so much to me.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
New York City is my favorite city in the whole
wide world. My brother lives here and he just might
be here tonight.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Alaric shout out, Alaric. Honestly, this has been.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
The best like few months of my life, probably, which
is crazy. Yeah, and I feel like you've all made
braver in the world. So I've been on like adult
spring break and working, so it's been super fun.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
But honestly, I couldn't do this. I cannot. But when
I first met this woman, I thought she hated me.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Now we've traveled the world together and made power points.
Will she makes them, and I'm like, that sounds fun.
You know her as the wind beneath my wings. Do
you guys think you can do it? You know you
can say it.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Let's say ready, Doctor Hannah Montana, Arianna Rosanna, Rosanna, Dan
Mitten's mewin hostd Lovain, Welcome to the show, Doctor Banana,
Doctor B. Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Always takes me out.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh my god, I'm so winded. I have so many
more dances, Doctor B. We're not even using a royalty
free music.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
No, that's all getting cut out.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Kat Katie cut that out. Katie cut that out.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Katie cut that out.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Katie cut that out. Honey, doctor Banana. First of all,
you look tight than you come on, Doctor Banana.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Tight. Here's so now we're just gonna add people to
the mix right now.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I know another person again, expanding the adult spring break
of it all this year. This person is going to
be the podcast people's princess here.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
She went on a trip with me to greet.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
She's in the episode where we capture and we don't capture.
We'd before friend a server named Stethos, and she was
the one that was like invite him to do the
podcast and she's such a good time and that she
was like, oh, you're doing a live show.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
She's not a performer at all.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
She actually runs the Allegian Theater in Los Angeles. And
here's her claim to fame. She's a huge fan of
this podcast. And she was the one that was like,
do you know Gareth Reynolds And I was like, no,
I don't, and she's like, he's really funny. She's the
Dracula Doula of will you accept this Rose? She brought
us Dracula ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Jessica kuy.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yes, Jessica, thank you.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
This is Jessica. This is my friend. She's not our performer,
and she's fairly shy, but she was shy and she's like,
I'm gonna come. And then this happened.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
When she did this, I was like, I have to
do a podcast from Greece.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
And then she was like we befriended stuffis don't say stuff,
don't say Staitho.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
He's not cool about mispronouncing his name at all.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Very did you guys hear that episode?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Did you know what I mean? So then he came in.
I don't think you can see it. Really, it's so faint.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
That's us. When we had him come to our hotel
room to record.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
That's me.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
That's Jessica's behind my hand in the bed with her
in bed recording. He brought us gelatto. I mean, a
man's dream come true. He didn't brought exactly. He's not
in bed.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
We're like, I don't know if you're gonna want to
do this. He's like, I'll be there. I'm like, okay.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
He was cute.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
He was cute.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
He was like twenty two yep, okay, who cares? Yeah
that he did.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
I will.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
He did show up the next night.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I think I made it sound more romantic. It was
not a vespa. It was like a motorcycle and there
was no helmet for me.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
But you know what, he was just the one that
got me back in the pool, that's right. Yeah, yeah, No.
He was so confused, and I was like, I'm not
going to sleep. He was like what. I'm like, yeah,
I talked to you for two seconds. It's not happening.
He was like, I don't, I'm Stupu's.
Speaker 8 (05:30):
Yes, yes, he was confused.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Well, and we've had some more adventures, but we'll tell
you about that. Thank you so much, miss Jessica, all right,
I have every.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Now I have shorts on. Don't be afraid.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I sucker a gentleman in every live show into attempting
to do a hometown running jump with Mey.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Now, this person's.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Tall, so you're gonna see a lot of cheek I
think from him, not May And we met on Still
the King. You know him as crazy Stee.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
You know him from I Carly.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
He got nervous and didn't want to come and we're
like please come, like like like months ago, and we're
like please.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
We've had I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Say a magical and you guys befriended each other last night.
It was like top ten nights, best ever. We have
the best four top ever, Ladies and gentlemen. Let's see
if we can execute a run and jump, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
The Sentinel of.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
The podcast Jerry Trainer, Jerry, what's up?
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Wait?
Speaker 9 (06:42):
I die you?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
I die you? Doctor Banana? Jerry, Oh my god, Hi,
Hi are you? I'm so good?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Why did you tell the most nervous? Because I got
to get out of here.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
It's relatable. Can we just say, Jerry, we had a
magical New York City.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
It was magic. It was a magical New York night.
We are the best, four top best. We had so
much fun. It was me in these three hotties.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Oh at a real bougie, the nine nine so fun. Yes,
you know, Oh my god, it's our couple. Okay, we went.
I went to their wedding. We went to their wedding.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
What are you saying?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Wanted They were fans and they emailed in and they're like,
if you want to come to the wedding, I'm sorry that.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Look, doctor Shamwan was the best. I'm sorry. You have
to pay for a date.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
This is this is a lot. We have to go
to a wedding.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Now we're going. We're getting married tonight. We're getting tonight.
We're getting married tonight. So they emailed in and they
were like, do you want to come to our wedding?
And then we were like, yeah, we do.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
And so me and doctor Banana and and Shamwayam Shamaa
we went to this very fancy wedding and.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
They knew you were coming. They were they didn't expect
you to actually go.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
I think they were I don't think they thought that.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
And you don't have enough chicken?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
And it did and I felt honestly like it was
not a giant wedding, Like I'm sure there were cousins
that were packed.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Oh so they were actually like a room.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Yeah it was. We went and there they are.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I still married, crivate killing as they went for their
honeymoon and stayed at the Sia Lita Resort. Can I
just say, and they had a paradise themed wedding.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Hot, that's commitment. I don't see that from you guys.
I'm just saying. So we went first yesterday, we committed.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
A crime, that's right. I brought I brought that contrabution.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Okay, so my brother loves watches and Jerry got a
really good fake rolette.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Well you got I got three backs.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
I said it as a joke. I was like, we're
gonna go in New York. We're gonna get like fake
relixes in front.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
It was like, absolutely, I'll be there.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Let's go see you on Canal Street.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Yeah. I was like all right, and we did, and
then we hit the ATM.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Yeah, which appeared out of nowhere.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Which appeared out of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
And I just want to say, so then we went
for dinner this four top no Jerry and Jessica did
not know each other.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
We didn't and the four of us went last night,
and I'm gonna say, you have no idea. You think
Brad Pitt gets hit on, You think Janning you have
the waitress whether we are three women, said any of
us could have been with Jerry.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
She didn't know the waitress like hi down, actual, hi you.
She hair twirled, hair twirled, and like I was the.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Only one noticing it though, Oh.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
It was a lot. She was also doing to a
married couple, so that she was like, we're known, can
we get you?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
What are you into?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
She was like, she was like you were known for
our one hundred dollars potato or like absolute you know how.
Speaker 10 (10:00):
Like it's on its a baked potato covered in one
half of a.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Big I was like, give us, I'll take fries. So
this is the potatoes, Sam, it's one hundred dollars. We
were like, can we get like two orders of fries?
Like look at us? I was like no.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
So later on in the night she was like compliments
of the gem, like here's the baked potato.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Gave me she gave me a left dance. It was crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, fully every baked potato and and then so there's
like a piano bar and there's the pianist shout out,
Sam's so talented.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
So then Jerry.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
So, Jerry goes over, she also gave you.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Her dumber and she gave me her car and he
goes He looks like he's kneeling on Neil Lane and
he's like, he's like, hey, listen, Sam.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
He's so great if you could play Sweet Caroline.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Well, the theory was we had.
Speaker 10 (10:56):
I was like, we were making it fun because it's
a played out and I think it's been dormant long enough.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
You know what, because we turned the vibe.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
We made it fun fun, you're fun. Sorry, we're not
up our own ass.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Yeah, and then we started singing along and then already else.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
So she said no, I'm not doing it. Later on
she's like, okay, guess what she played to Guess.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Who was right? Brought the house out of Sweet Carol.
Speaker 6 (11:23):
Whole place.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
The whole place went down.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
The bartenders were like, why does nobody play this anymore?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
It was incredible. I'm gonna know, like, see are we
all moving to New York?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Now? We know?
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Love it?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Well, Jerry, you're sitting right here Okay, you guys ready
to get it going and to talk.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Let me just see if our bachelorette is here. Okay,
there was a little hold up.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Hey, here we go.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
You know that's cool. Okay, So you guys, what a
lineup we have. I could not be more excited. The
last time we were here, this person was our bachelor
for the night, and the incredible woman who went on
the day with him brought a drove and mate cheese
a she makes chocolates, and she brought us a box
of gorgeous chocolates tonight. Tell us the name of your
(12:14):
chocolate company where people can order it from.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
How do you spell that? Okay, it's called Hote Chocolate.
It's literally insane. It's so good. So you can order
Hote Chocolate h o Ute Chocolate dot com. You can
order it. There is an incredible thank you for the chocolates,
round of applause.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Drove it in from Ohio. But this man you know
him from Grand Crew. You know him as the host
of comedian Feud, but mostly you know him as the
horny pull inspector.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Ladies and gentlemen, turn up the volume for Jackise Neil. Jackies,
you're right there.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
That's my bad.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
We're so Sorryry sorry, you can't take us. We don't
know drink please, That's how we have to practice hugging.
What was your drink?
Speaker 5 (13:04):
It was a whiskey double whiskey ginger. We get in
drink tonight.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
That's my bad. I take all. That's why I have
to practice hugging.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
You just got too much ass. I do have ass.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
I do have an ass.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
That's not a lot. You know who else has this ass?
Because it came from our mom. When all goes to ship,
he's my retirement plan. If you love talking about watches
and you love technology and you're into cycling.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
One of the co founders of Swift and a natural
fit for a live Batcheler podcast. Adult man, you better
work my brother Aleric, Marie.
Speaker 8 (13:48):
Alerk Bren.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Ladies and gentlemen, as I see you dressed for sex.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Tonight, all right, right on the same dress last night. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Also, rounding out our New York we've got more New Yorkers.
You guys ready, you know him for the tonight show,
You know him from this weeks of the podcast. You
know him as the host of the best comedy show
in New York Monthly Sweet Live at Chelsea Music Hall.
Mister Seth, here's up.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
All right?
Speaker 5 (14:24):
We should warn people about.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
We should warn people. Hey, just heats off to our
next guest.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Sorry, everybody, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
That's my that's my bad.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Does anyone have a mop? He give me us some napkins?
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Also, maybe there's a rag. Maybe there's a rag somewhere
at MAXI pad anything also with us?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
We have you know him from Adulting with Michelle Buteaux.
He's also on the Survival of the Thickest and he
has a new book coming out, Ladies and Gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Jordan Carlo.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Jordan Carlo, Wow, I was just getting warmed up. Okay,
do you have an inhaler?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
We're all winded. I need a different Well, there's a
reason we're not in the bachelor mansion, but guess who is.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Can I just say loved this person as a bachelorette
and I said a really gushing, lathy message on Instagram.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
I didn't think she would see it, and I didn't
want to be like a creepy weirdo.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Obviously I keep it cool at all times, but I
was like, hey, we do this thing like Wells has
done a Terrina drove down a like and she was like,
can my fiance dot and com he loves comedy? And
I was like, are you fucking kidding me? I wanted
to ask both of you, but I didn't want to
be a weirdo. And his mom is here tonight.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Who was a star. And if you guys, remember this
is a person who.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
One who we love, who did not know that when
you went on the show that you had to get
engaged at the ACAM.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
And now they're engaged, and we're so happy for him.
And they live in New York City.
Speaker 9 (16:10):
Charity and a fucking line.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Come on New York look.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
At this LINEO.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
I wanted to look fashion.
Speaker 8 (16:29):
For you, lay Don High.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Charity, oh my god, and your high? His mom okay,
where she was? Well, where Don's mom?
Speaker 5 (16:42):
She is all the way. Give it up, Give it
up for.
Speaker 8 (16:51):
Dot?
Speaker 5 (16:52):
His mom Dot, that's the show, everybody, Good night, John's mom.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
I want to I'm harmless, but I got a little
rascally and sometimes I make dirty jokes. I'm sorry, but
we're so glad that you're here. So thank you, oh
my god, oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
First of all, thank all of you for coming to
the show. You're dead guard ess Don. It is so
nice to meet you. Just are such fans of you
guys as a couple. Thank you, and we like that
you moved to New York the best place. It's the
best place. Now were you You were from Georgia, living
(17:40):
in Georgia before.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
It was Georgia and then La for a little bit.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Yeah, how long have you been in New York?
Speaker 6 (17:47):
Less than a year?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
We're like, yeah, just January. So here's my question for you.
So you didn't know that, you didn't know that you
had to get it, Like, how did you get on
the show? Which I laugh you he didn't know?
Speaker 6 (18:03):
Story is cute.
Speaker 11 (18:06):
Yeah, it is a cool story. So I wasn't nominated,
nor did I apply. This is like two weeks before
they start filming, and normally for most people it's like six.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Months nine months the whole process.
Speaker 11 (18:18):
And so essentially what happened was in my roommate at
the time, he had an old group chat or something
with old college buddies, and then one of the college
buddies in there was at a bar at some random
place and it wasn't him, but it was his another
friend that I know it's a lot of where is
the stole?
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Who do you know the story that you're telling. Another
dude who was like, bro, I.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Got was your roommate Jesse Palmer?
Speaker 11 (18:48):
No, imagine that's the secret he's left out that minor details.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Grown on me. By the way, don't we love Jesse Palmer?
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Now is your Oh?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
I got all excited. I was like, here, today's I
like Jesse.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
So it's going to say a host Jesse Palmer host
forty one, forty three, Oh theirs forty two year old hosts.
It was like, rude, So your friend was it? Had
a friend that had met this person in New York City.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Yeah, so I'll try to wrap it up. But it
wasn't it. I don't think it was in New York.
I think it was in l A.
Speaker 11 (19:24):
So someone dropped out there. The casting agency was trying
to fill the spot.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Okay.
Speaker 11 (19:28):
One of the ladies who cast people went out to
a bar rand when he saw some guys.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
I was like, hey, would you like to be on
the show? The guy said no, I'm engaged, but yeah
and so so yeah. So the friend who was like
he was like, can I do it? And she was
like no, My god, you're not what we're looking for. Wow?
Speaker 12 (19:45):
Was he was?
Speaker 13 (19:46):
He was?
Speaker 5 (19:47):
He too fat?
Speaker 13 (19:48):
He was?
Speaker 11 (19:50):
He wasn't average you know person, that's what it was.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Yeah he was. He was five eight like me. Yeah
he was.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
We don't all on the show, jack Case, you were.
I saw the frenzy when you were the Bachelor last time?
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Oh yes, Jack kise women were there was a line
of you were putting up yes, yes, just fine.
Speaker 9 (20:11):
How tall does one have to be to be on
the show?
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Is there?
Speaker 9 (20:13):
I know there was a height requirement to get on
this ride.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
I mean it's not you know you.
Speaker 11 (20:19):
They probably want tall people because you know, the girls
probably want taller people.
Speaker 14 (20:24):
Probably the shortest, well one of the shortest bachelorettes. And
then most of my guys.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Were you a huge gentleman, a huge above you were
like thank you?
Speaker 13 (20:37):
Okay, okay, asking for a friend? What if you're like
a medium king, what if you're like a medium a
solid five?
Speaker 9 (20:51):
Yeah, Jordan's Jordan's definitely asking for a friend because you
were not a solid five.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
That's not my ice and says all right, next question, and.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
When I always like when you watch another gold are
you watching the Golden bachelorette are How many rooms do
people sleep in?
Speaker 13 (21:11):
Like?
Speaker 4 (21:11):
How many?
Speaker 12 (21:12):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Two rooms of bunk beds?
Speaker 7 (21:13):
You know what?
Speaker 14 (21:14):
I always thought about how sorry, like how I was
going to work with like that population just because like
you know, I feel like they have.
Speaker 6 (21:20):
More like things that they might.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
They're snoring like crazy, We've seen it there, cannot stop
snoring there.
Speaker 14 (21:26):
I got lucky because I was in like one of
the smaller like rooms, so I think I had total
of like it was four of us like in the
other rooms it's like up to like ten people, which
is crazy.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Did you fit on a bunk bed?
Speaker 5 (21:36):
Dott six seven six eight? Whoa right?
Speaker 13 (21:43):
No?
Speaker 5 (21:43):
No, no, pretty much we're pretty much with six and
six as it's too easy to dunk, like the nightmare, Yeah,
what a nightmare? Honestly, it's like.
Speaker 10 (21:57):
Yeah, I got it's so annoying how easy it is
to dunk for us skelta one or nothing.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
People don't know how hard our lives are.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
So did you were you on a bottom? Were you
on a bottom bunk?
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Up to the top every time.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
And here's the kicker.
Speaker 11 (22:11):
Not only are they small, they're like not even twins,
but the bed is also uncomfortable as hell. It's one
of those like ones you buy like for twenty five dollars,
like it's.
Speaker 10 (22:19):
Horrible, okay, and they only make bunk beds for medium, right, yeah,
nightmare you walking into that room and everyone's got their
little legs dangly on.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
So you we here you are. So you're like, okay,
I got picked. I'm doing this.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
And because you own a business like you you run
like your own company, and like you're like, okay, I'm
gonna take a break and I'm gonna I'm going to
Calabasas and so here you are.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
You've never seen the job?
Speaker 5 (22:51):
No, obviously I know of it, but if never like
sat down and watched it.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
By the way, we were so happy that you want
we like you got.
Speaker 12 (23:00):
And I say, real talk brother, we'll talk about week five.
We were like, this is the dude?
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Right, yeah, we all know we are. Everybody know that
this was the guy.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
I mean, it was like clear, But did Charity know
by week five? Were you like this is the dude?
Speaker 6 (23:13):
Honestly? And I tell him this like yes, like I did.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Yes, that's nice.
Speaker 9 (23:20):
I feel like is that true? Does everyone kind of
figure it out within very soon?
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Yes? How much are you wasting our damn time?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (23:30):
How many weeks can this show really be?
Speaker 9 (23:34):
It could be like three days.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
No.
Speaker 14 (23:36):
One of the thing is me and Dawton really like
it took a minute because we've been talk.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Like let me know if you want to you need
for your wedding.
Speaker 14 (23:45):
So it didn't come as quickly for us, but like
I think the moment that we did it was like
it was I feel like it's always it's like, uh,
pretty quickly you kind of know your top like three
or four.
Speaker 11 (23:55):
Then most of the season is just kind of weeding
out of you. But I'm sure like pretty quick you
kind of like okay, but.
Speaker 14 (24:01):
I will be honest, like I can I hear this, Yeah,
definitely at the bottom.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Why why it's just because no, okay, don't.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Relax because.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
Everybody it's over, just.
Speaker 14 (24:17):
Because we didn't talk and so obviously, like the reason
why I kept him was because his limma interest was
still like genuine and I was like.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
Wait, yeah, I think there's more substance to him.
Speaker 14 (24:25):
Yeah, me keep him around, But it's we don't talk
to everyone, so like it's hard.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
I'm like, yeah, I do.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yes, we were both of your limo exits. Did you
did they talk you into gimmicks? I'm always curious with
the gimmicks.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
I was like so against it because I'm like, I
feel like it's totally.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Not Did they try to make you do like come
drive up pancake because.
Speaker 6 (24:42):
I know because I was from Georgia, they were like
bring him like peaches.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Oh god, yeah, yeah exactly, like make.
Speaker 12 (24:49):
A piece, make no peace, Yeah, we make a sweet potato,
bring out the little easy.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
Make up.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Like, no, I'm going to Did you have a gimmick?
Speaker 5 (25:02):
No? I actually didn't, And that's that's why.
Speaker 11 (25:04):
Yeah, that's why I like, I'm thankful I did because
if I did that party, she would kick me out.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Yeah, but I didn't have a gimmick. I was just honest.
I had two different ones I was gonna choose from.
Speaker 11 (25:12):
One was gimmicky, which was like I don't think I've
said this, but it was gonna give her like the
note your favorite I looked online and said her favorite
movie was The Notebook Cue.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
I was going to give her an empty and he.
Speaker 12 (25:23):
Was going to build an all night yeah sweet.
Speaker 11 (25:31):
The second option was just honestly because at that point
I was so burnt out because those two weeks were hellish.
I mean, you're doing you know, six nine months for
stuff in two weeks. So like I was like so
burnt out. So I was just like, let me explain
my story and why. Yeah, like I was called here
and so I just like did this like two minutes again.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
That's nice.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
It's a winter move right there.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
And then so here's my question, winter move? And then
what do you go through this experience? And you never
know for both of you if you're going to go
home night one you don't like, so you become you
become the bachelorette, you get chosen like and then you
do you know, like you start your life together, Like
what is the experience like for your family and friends
(26:12):
and stuff?
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Like how does that?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Like is it because you go from being an anonymous person?
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Like is it hard for people? Or is it cool?
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Like I'll take I'll take this one. How was it
for you?
Speaker 6 (26:24):
Who was it for you?
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Y answer so easy, I'll let them do it.
Speaker 14 (26:31):
I will say it was a little bit like I
did grieve like my life, Yeah, a little bit, And
it was definitely an adjustment period for sure. It's not
or like it's so fun like I almost feel like
bad saying it, because yes, we have like all these
amazing opportunities. But it's like, at the end of the day,
it's like if your sole purpose was coming a fine love. Yeah,
found that, It's like yay, let's like wrap this up. Yeah,
(26:53):
now you have all this other stuff.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
Yeah you and it's it's overwhelming. It's gotta be.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
And is the privacy being alone and and like trying
to build something together.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
And it's like, but you sort of have to. It's
not you know, you have eyes on you exactly. I
can see that.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Well, are you guys enjoying I'm just gonna open this up.
First of all, Charity and Dowton are fucking amazing, are they?
Speaker 4 (27:18):
We were so excited that you were coming. I could have.
Speaker 12 (27:21):
And I'll say, like normally you know we we we're
really hot by ourselves.
Speaker 8 (27:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
Yeah, these two beautiful people right here.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Ye aren't they hot? Just you ever met a non
eleven from the show? Everybody is fucking.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Hot, crazy, they're hot, about to do.
Speaker 13 (27:42):
It?
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Do it around now?
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Okay, overall round of applause.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Are you guys enjoying Jonahs the Golden Bachelorette. I am
liking her way and This is nothing against her, but
I think I was so protective of the women that
were in their seventies that I was sort of like,
can't we get somebody as old as Gary?
Speaker 12 (28:07):
You know?
Speaker 4 (28:07):
But I'm finding her to be such a charming lead.
Speaker 15 (28:10):
You guys enjoying the show, Yeah, there should be a
date where they all get surgery together.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
All right? So and are you guys enjoying jonahs Aboutchelorette? Yeah,
all right, we're gonna get into it.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
We're gonna get into the Golden Bauchlerett here are here's
my first favorite four all stars.
Speaker 13 (28:31):
Okay, all right, okay Pastal Charles leather Jacket in his
last Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
All right, easy, alright, So we you're gonna start with
He's gone too soon, Jack, We hardly knew you gott
He was an incredible Chicago drawn conco. He's doing cannonballs
into the pool and treating it like an h G
TV show, Like, oh my god, look at this fucking.
Speaker 12 (28:59):
Pergla ask somebody from Chicago. This dude is every way
dude that I've ever met, and I love him.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
I love him, and we'll get to all of them.
But we have Gary, who's a king I love him.
I cannot stop crying.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Every time he open some of his mouth, I start sobbing. Pascal,
who my brother, has some theories on not bracelets?
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Okay? And then may have Charles.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
God damn smoke show, smooth a show.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
I'm obsessed with Charles. Jonah's not Charles is.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Not in Charles Jonah's in charge. I'm obsessed with Charles. Okay,
I'm gonna let I'm gonna let you. Who do you
want to start with? Who you guys want to start with?
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Oh my god? Can we start with Pascal?
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Let alar you have a theory? So Allerie, it's my brother.
Speaker 16 (29:59):
I thin I think there's about a fifteen percent chance
that he's.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
A con man.
Speaker 9 (30:04):
Totally agree, totally agree.
Speaker 7 (30:07):
There's a fifteen he's from Scranton, he's from Pennsylvania.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
Fifteen chance he may be a total con man. I
totally agree, all right, and throwing it out, all right.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
That's very funny.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Yeah, that's very I'm gonna well, listen, I was.
Speaker 12 (30:26):
I'm from Chicago, and I'll tell you there's one block
where people pretend to be fringe.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
He's from that lower lower what is that? I can't
tell you. My name is Jacques.
Speaker 11 (30:38):
I know.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Okay, So what are you okay, Jerry? How are you feeling?
Tell me about your thoughts. So the last episode, for
those of you don't watch, there's a lot of people
who just listen to the podcast and don't watch the show.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
The last episode pass.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Don't put this on me.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
No, I'm gonna tell. I'm gonna tell what happens.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
So they got a one on one date and he
got the pretty woman shopping date, to which Pascal announces,
I am Julia Robbers.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
I feel like pretty woman. They bring out Wayne Newton
who has his new teeth and he's killing it and
he plays dress.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Up and he he kept being Julia Roberts. He was
not Richard gear in Vegas.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Yeah, and they kept Sharon.
Speaker 12 (31:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
He kept saying I am Julia Roberts.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
Yeah yeah. Why can't he be it's twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
Body, he's sixty eight. His body is insane for sixty
Why he looks pretty good?
Speaker 8 (31:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (31:38):
No, no, that's just that's not a con too. To
look at him.
Speaker 13 (31:44):
What do you think I feel that Pascal look at
him is shredded like a Julianne salad and.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
I'm here for it.
Speaker 13 (31:50):
No fat on him whatsoever. However, I was worried about this.
If they do hook up, they do get married.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
There is such a thing. And I do read I
read lit. It's called gender division of labor. And he
don't do nothing. Oh yeah, you don't.
Speaker 12 (32:08):
Mean he started the episode was like, I don't do laundry.
I don't know, I don't clean.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
He didn't even want her to drive. He did not
want her drive in that port. She did not want
her to drive. He didn't like it.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
Why are you looking through me? Like I agree with him?
I don't know you are?
Speaker 4 (32:27):
You are a gentle king, you are no believe it.
I was just I got lost in Pascal.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
You're right, I see the end in the beginning living.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
In the mansion.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Are there people that were like trying to sort of
like get people to do stuff for them or is
this like a Pascal only situation?
Speaker 14 (32:45):
No, I mean we're girls, So yeah, it was definitely
like there were girls that were like, can you like
cook breakfast?
Speaker 6 (32:50):
Can you?
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (32:51):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (32:51):
That's fine? And where there's who was it?
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Name names?
Speaker 7 (32:55):
Who was it?
Speaker 5 (32:59):
Think? I know who it was?
Speaker 12 (33:00):
Who?
Speaker 5 (33:00):
In the vocally did that ye spill the team. You're
not unders no more.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Oh, speaking of nd as, I think we might have
just a guest here who we we can't talk to,
but we were obsessed with his grocery store.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Is he here?
Speaker 6 (33:20):
Is he here?
Speaker 4 (33:21):
No, he's not. Is he here?
Speaker 6 (33:24):
I don't think he is.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
He's not here.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
I thought you had Taylor Dane out there.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Is Taylor Dane, Ladies and gentlemen, Taylor Day. He didn't come.
He knew okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, it's okay.
He wanted to come. He wanted to come and go.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Yeah, because he got stuck at the amazing grocery store
that his family went to.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
Was it called again? Have you guys been to a Yes?
Speaker 12 (33:48):
I do.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
I need to rent a car North Northeast. I've never
heard of this called. It's Leonard.
Speaker 9 (33:56):
A guy's name is Stuart Leonard.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
Oh, Stuart Leonard. Yeah, I was thinking there can only
be one Stulander.
Speaker 9 (34:08):
That's forty year old. Joke is really going to go
over the young.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
I thought you were saying, stool innerds.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Is a.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
Find this if you're not thrown by the potato stool innerds.
Speaker 9 (34:29):
Yeah, that's my that's my only fans handle stool inards.
They're very unique, very unique.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
Eleven thousand likes so far. The Brave Ship with Swords.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Wow, okay, so Pascal. She's horning for Pascal, though she's
feeling is.
Speaker 12 (34:51):
Horny pass I'm horning for Pasca.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
This man is a.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Came on, like we we.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
He He's also like, no, look, I love beauty stuff.
I love clam I looked it up to his salon
in Chicago.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
Closed. Oh there's another one that looks nice. It looks nice.
That's in a different but it's not actually in Chicago anymore.
But it looks very pretty. But it seems like he
has one location. Are you really flying in private planes?
I don't know.
Speaker 12 (35:27):
So you're saying he keeping up appearances.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
I don't know. I don't know what the I can't
add up the money.
Speaker 12 (35:33):
Of like that as the resident Chicago, and I'll tell
you we'd be lying.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
You know what Pascal's real name is.
Speaker 9 (35:46):
I wouldn't be surprised. I love he kept dropping like.
Speaker 15 (35:49):
I've been in a lot of private place before, just
so you know, this is not my first time. I'm
very rich in case you didn't know, which is only
people who are rich at all would do that. True,
he is a such a I totally agree he's a
comment Well, no, he clear that.
Speaker 16 (36:03):
He said I've been in a lot of jets before.
I didn't say private jets.
Speaker 15 (36:07):
But he meant the football team jets, Yes, Alaric's and
they were jets when he was being extradited.
Speaker 10 (36:15):
Yeah, back to France for crimes committed at grocery store.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
Being too hot.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Okay, So do we think like forty with just like,
did he waxes that chess? Because it is Yes, absolutely,
it looks nice.
Speaker 9 (36:33):
I think he I think he's coming on.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
I want to just give a shout out, Seth. You
made me laugh so hard on the podcast. That's not
numerous times we were talking about the First Impression Rows
and we were talking about Keith and I was like,
I was like, I think mostly he's tall, and you
go tall, he goes, He's no Jacob ALORDI.
Speaker 15 (36:53):
I was like, there's different kinds of tall, like Don
and the Jacob Aliity are actually tall. He's like Shrek tall.
He's like a big oaf who doesn't know what to
do with his limbs.
Speaker 9 (37:06):
Can't confirm you know what I'm saying it's a different
kind of tall.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
He's got a county sheriff's thing happened. Yes, gotta reelect
this guy.
Speaker 9 (37:15):
He's got the Lenny from Yes, Yes, Lenny men, Yes, Yes,
tell me.
Speaker 5 (37:23):
About the robots.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Wait, didn't what did you say? What did you say?
Speaker 5 (37:28):
I said, he's the Lenny from my damn look over there?
He just look over there? Where my where my theater?
Speaker 12 (37:36):
Kids?
Speaker 5 (37:36):
Who know that reference? Look away? That's why he keeps
petting Joe. She's gonna get a broken neck. Just a
school literature for you. Yeah, I just I just want
to say to you know that.
Speaker 12 (37:51):
I just want to say, nobody roasted you like this,
like we roasted my man right here.
Speaker 9 (37:56):
We was all in on you, was all that is
so funny?
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Who's the tallest one in the sea of giants that
were charities?
Speaker 5 (38:03):
Man?
Speaker 4 (38:03):
Were you.
Speaker 5 (38:10):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (38:11):
Round there you go?
Speaker 17 (38:21):
No music, no music, no music, no music, no music,
no music, no music, okay, no music.
Speaker 5 (38:32):
And that's a question for Dotton's mom. Were you a
big baby?
Speaker 4 (38:36):
Were you a baby?
Speaker 2 (38:37):
No?
Speaker 11 (38:37):
Right, I was pretty average for the most part, right mom,
She's like, you were incredibly.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
The longest twelve hours of my life. Yes, my god.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
Okay, So then who do you guys want to talk
about next? We have Charles we love. Okay, let's talk
about Charles.
Speaker 5 (38:59):
You guys are love. You guys are not slow Burn.
Speaker 8 (39:02):
That's okay, Oh, bone Zone, time for the bone Zone.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Here's the thing about And I'm just gonna say, overall
with the show and we can talk, like they get
it right and the fact that what I like about
it is you can. I was concerned after they got
Gary season so right and then it was so popular
and then it didn't quite work, Like I was concerned
that people would want to come on seeming to want
(39:43):
to get fame or whatever. And I feel like they
cast it so well, and I just as I did
with Gary season when Cat Stevens started playing, I was crying,
like their humanity and like that's why we watched, like
even though it's like like to watch their stories and
to see me and all sort to see men like
could acting and probably they probably even talked to anybody
like this since maybe they were little kids or something
(40:05):
like could, Like like I feel like watching these friendships
and these relationships give up how I cry every episode.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
It's beautiful.
Speaker 15 (40:12):
It is beautiful, really beautiful having said that Charlotte is
a bummer. Charles, Charles, he's just constantly talking about his
dead wife.
Speaker 5 (40:26):
Take it, Jordan, happen. I felt blindsided. First of all,
there will be no salty talk about Charles. We must
have end him it all. Yes, everyone loves Charles.
Speaker 13 (40:37):
Charles is in charge. Charles is a slow burn, a
slow lover. And let me tell you something about Charles.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Yes, take it, taking his energy.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Do not be fooled that man fucks okay man? Oh yeah,
oh yeah, I thought this guy you said, we don't.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Charles, Okay, Charles, Charles sitting sitting alone at the prom
and the bleachers, watching the dancing, and then finding out
it was his first date and his deceased wife's first
date and they fell in love and they got married,
and then you can see him in this loop of
(41:26):
like what happened?
Speaker 4 (41:27):
What happened? And to think that who I picked is
the villain guy with his new teeth coming in, saving
the day, saving the day that he was, and he
was like, you gotta put it down, man, she bit
her tongue. You gotta put it down.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
And I'm like and like guy twice Episode three, coming
over Captain Kimball will get to later.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
Yes, Jerry, you didn't find that a little odd? Well,
this is with a skeptic in me. All right. First off,
first off, I was right about Devons, So you got
Jerry was about Devon. You gotta get me right. This
look as hard as that conversation and heart wrenching. You know,
there was blood and there is very upsetting and it's
(42:10):
very dark. I'm like, really, I don't buy it.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
Yeah, my anten is up.
Speaker 5 (42:17):
I'm like, you're at this? What is this for?
Speaker 4 (42:20):
And there's no way you think of the Golden Bachelorette.
Speaker 5 (42:26):
Yes, I do. Wow, and you'll see.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
Jack Keys, you were right about Devon, you and I
was wrong. You were right. I was wrong. You were right.
Speaker 6 (42:38):
Keys.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
Your take on Charles, I love him.
Speaker 5 (42:41):
I love him. He's not gonna win, but I love him. Yeah,
you know he's not. Yeah, they know. Yeah, I know.
He's already one. He's already one. He's like five two,
he's like five to.
Speaker 9 (42:52):
There's no ways he's not gonna win.
Speaker 5 (42:54):
But he FA's way too easily into the bunk bed. Yes,
Bolts are right on up.
Speaker 9 (43:01):
He's swimming in swimming in.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
Our people's Princess. What do you feel about Charles? Jessica
Kelly lated it on the Jessica and Banana. Banana Jessica,
how do you guys feel about Charles?
Speaker 11 (43:13):
I love Charles, and I really I feel like this
franchise talks about loss better than like anything out there.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Yes, it's like people have lost someone that they've actually
deal with grief and lost better than Yeah, they do beautiful.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
Oh I've tried it a couple, me too.
Speaker 10 (43:30):
Listen, I've been waterworks. I'm just not buying Charles. I'm
not buying I'm not buying it. Everybody else Gary, Yeah,
oh my god, every time talks and gets choked up,
I get choked up.
Speaker 4 (43:43):
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (43:43):
He's so earnest. I didn't buy.
Speaker 6 (43:45):
How sure the doctor was on his theory?
Speaker 5 (43:48):
Yeah, he was just trying to like she better tongue?
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Moving on?
Speaker 5 (43:51):
Who's cooking?
Speaker 4 (43:54):
There's a gazer? I guess, doctor Banana, how do you
feel about Charles?
Speaker 5 (43:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (43:59):
He is a doctor, you're a doctor.
Speaker 5 (44:01):
Is that what happened really happened in that mouth?
Speaker 18 (44:03):
I do think it's odd no one told him that
she bit her tongue when it happened.
Speaker 5 (44:07):
You don't buy that No.
Speaker 18 (44:08):
I mean, I just think it's weird that no one
asked nothing happened.
Speaker 5 (44:11):
Yes, it is weird. Years it is weird.
Speaker 18 (44:13):
Say something like it's stuck with the Like in the moment,
you'd be like, why Cherry very easy easy is their
blood and like not ry very.
Speaker 4 (44:21):
Easy, Jerry easy, Jerry. The Big Potato was last night?
Speaker 5 (44:25):
Just like why did you wait this law?
Speaker 4 (44:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (44:28):
Okay, okay, you wouldn't can I can? I ask you?
Speaker 12 (44:33):
Shearity and Dold and something as people who were on
this show? Are you able to tell easier than we
probably are? Like no chance this person has a chance
top three, top five, blah blah.
Speaker 14 (44:44):
Blah, one thousand, especially especially if you have well, I
mean if you have like Joan, she was on Gary season,
so you can tell her personality and kind of like
if you know her in person, it's just a lot easier,
Like yeah, but please happen.
Speaker 5 (44:58):
I need you to say, y'all talk you y'all talking
like oh yeah, I just want to drink.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
What do you want?
Speaker 5 (45:06):
Whatever?
Speaker 4 (45:06):
You I'm having a vodka.
Speaker 5 (45:09):
Let's get charity, don't we get drink. Let's get on drunk.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
We have drink tickets.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Is it possible to get to vodka, soda limes for charity.
I'll give you mind to start because clearly I can't
handle liquid, and then I'll get mine in a second
tickets period.
Speaker 6 (45:25):
I don't need it.
Speaker 5 (45:26):
Where did that one come from? That's odd?
Speaker 19 (45:29):
Just a standalone please, okay, we don't have to talk
about Yeah.
Speaker 15 (45:34):
I just find it strange that it was bothering him
for so many years and and guy solve the murder
within three minutes having no evidence.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
I got, I got you know, okay, we got Alic.
Speaker 16 (45:45):
What do you think every time Charles opens his mouth,
it's just you cry.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
It's so.
Speaker 5 (45:52):
It's so heartfelt, it's beautiful. He's he's spot on. He's
on about that he said.
Speaker 12 (46:02):
And I'm paraphrasing, but he said, like when you when
you are like not feeling well, I'm.
Speaker 5 (46:09):
Behind you and that's everything. What did j I don't
know what.
Speaker 6 (46:14):
I'm not in charge, but I got.
Speaker 5 (46:16):
What When he said really, I was like, what the fuck?
That doesn't mean anything. That's gibberish. Where Jerry's coming from?
Because I I had an epiphany today when we're talk
to us. So here's the deal.
Speaker 11 (46:31):
I actually love Charles to any on my heart strings
and everything. You said help, But I had a thought
and I said, Okay, if he was just a normal
white dude with no accent, would still have the same effect.
Speaker 5 (46:46):
Well, well, well I can say that because I'm like,
when you know what I got talking, I got you,
you got you. I love Charles the record. He's my
favorite on thishe You're.
Speaker 12 (47:06):
Going to.
Speaker 5 (47:08):
Consider this. This has turned into a town hall meeting and.
Speaker 18 (47:14):
We're going to throw This is an opinion I've had
from the start that I've never shared me because people
don't love when you say ship like this, say it
as a child of immigrants. We fetishize the ship out
of Charles.
Speaker 5 (47:26):
I'm sorry, I have to.
Speaker 6 (47:27):
Say it's yes true.
Speaker 18 (47:29):
We go like, oh my god, he's so cute with
this little like like this dad speak like he's a
real person. Okay, and he lost his wife okay, and
yeah he has an accent. But like we agree, like
we can't trust him. We don't fully know this man.
Speaker 5 (47:47):
Look, they all wives, they all lost their wives. He's
the only one that carries a weird con. I think
about it.
Speaker 4 (47:59):
Well, if here's some of the words, it's like, no,
you're right. If it was Keith if it was Okay,
what if Keith was saying.
Speaker 9 (48:06):
The same.
Speaker 4 (48:08):
Jack Jack, Yeah, you're right, I think you were.
Speaker 9 (48:11):
Keith was saying the same thing in the same accent,
would you still like it?
Speaker 2 (48:15):
No?
Speaker 12 (48:16):
No, I mean I'll say, like, if a white dude
came up, I was like, Charles is not in charge?
Speaker 5 (48:22):
Was shut up? Do you think what if it was Scott?
Speaker 13 (48:28):
It's okay, that's wait, but wait, a lot of people
are talking about things that are hypothetical. Okay, here's the thing.
Here's why I love Charles because he is real. Okay, Charles, Okay, okay, Charles.
Because there's a lot in that sex gumbo.
Speaker 5 (48:43):
Okay. And if I need to say it one more time,
that man fucks Okay, yes.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Okay, all right, you know what, And I will say,
Charles is gonna get a girlfriend out of this because
a lot.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
The next he's he's pulling up right now? Is he
speaks brimming d MS brimming this man?
Speaker 4 (49:08):
Yeah, yes, he is.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Truly, there's gonna be a line of women. He will
never not have a date for the rest of his life.
Speaker 4 (49:17):
As obvious, he's.
Speaker 15 (49:17):
Wanting to go on a date like the French Pole
Vaulter of this game everything like sometimes you went in
a different way.
Speaker 13 (49:26):
They're gonna catch Charles on the street wearing gray sweats sweatpants.
Speaker 5 (49:30):
People are gonna be like, oh my.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
God, do you guys remember their French pole Vaulter who went?
Who lost because his dick knocked over the thing?
Speaker 15 (49:39):
His dick was F's dog was so big he knocked
over his own But he lost, but he won.
Speaker 5 (49:52):
No, they did not.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Yes, hmm, okay, I'm gonna call on people now here
we go.
Speaker 5 (50:05):
We really quickly.
Speaker 6 (50:06):
Just talk about Jonathan's tattoo.
Speaker 4 (50:08):
Yeah, he's hot.
Speaker 5 (50:10):
Is it it's feathers.
Speaker 6 (50:14):
We're gonna find out next week.
Speaker 5 (50:15):
It's a freeheaded hydra. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (50:17):
Okay, so he's going to be Okay, So I'm rooting.
Speaker 6 (50:22):
For John Man.
Speaker 4 (50:22):
He's hot.
Speaker 5 (50:23):
I root for everybody black. Yeah, sorry, sorry, but I'm
rooting for John. I like John. He's cool.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
I have one question though, because he's so sweet and
I want him to be like to know how great
I'm wanting to be a champion, to know that he's
the fucking man. I'm I feel like there's a little
connect the dots between A and C of like wait,
so you were sleeping and your wifeels like can we
can I say you for second, yeah, can you?
Speaker 5 (50:50):
I mean when he said that, I was like, oh, bro,
you was a problem.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
It was a problem, but like, but I do I
do so for those of you who don't watch at
home or if we don't watch. He was asleep and
his wife came in and woke him up, and he
thought he had a happy marriage. He's like, I'm a father,
I'm a husband. And then his wife woke him up
one night and was like piecing out, I'm out, I
want a divorce and like he's.
Speaker 4 (51:17):
Been rattled and it was five years ago.
Speaker 5 (51:19):
It's crazy.
Speaker 12 (51:20):
It's a crazy thing. I wasn't married, but I was
engaged and then it didn't happen, and it is a
crazy thing to like even and we're fine now, but
like that, I don't even want to call it rejection,
but like that, like oh, you saying I'm going to
spend my life with somebody and the like they say, no,
we're not.
Speaker 4 (51:36):
Yeah, did you seem to you? Did you see personally?
Did you Was it a surprise when it happened with you?
Speaker 12 (51:42):
It wasn't a surprise because it happened over a pandemic,
so it was like a slow sam.
Speaker 4 (51:47):
I'm as fast time global pandemic. He started making miniatures.
Speaker 12 (51:53):
Almost fast enough. But like when he did when he said, like.
Speaker 4 (51:57):
Yeah, true story, okay, I felt.
Speaker 12 (52:03):
When he said, like, yo, man, it takes a minute
to get your confidence back after that.
Speaker 5 (52:06):
Well even say those exact words.
Speaker 20 (52:08):
But yeah, I feel like what you're getting at is
there's a little of the story left out.
Speaker 5 (52:13):
He was like, she woke me up and said they're
always YadA YadA.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
I wanted to work, Okay, charity, take the floor, charity,
what are you doinssaying like.
Speaker 14 (52:23):
Obviously there's limited time, but also there's parts of conversations
that get cut out, so we don't know he did
like the role that he played. I'm just saying like
I highly don't believe that the wife just like, okay,
by example, just like you reuse to believe, like you're
just like in denial. That's fine, yeah, you thing, But
(52:43):
to say I had no role or like I didn't.
Speaker 11 (52:45):
Contribute almost almost always like you're going to find people
in the season you say like I was cheated on, right,
that's definitely right.
Speaker 5 (52:52):
But they never explained how. They never.
Speaker 4 (52:57):
Gonn I was linny and then.
Speaker 5 (53:02):
You're gonna hear yeah, I got cheated. You don't know
what you got it. I was cheated for fifteen years.
Speaker 11 (53:11):
Becomes the whole story and was like wobbing for them
and becoming a hero.
Speaker 4 (53:14):
And it's like, y'are aler Did you believe it?
Speaker 1 (53:17):
When he said, did you believe that? There was nothing else? Yeah,
there's never nothing else. There's never nothing else.
Speaker 5 (53:23):
I feel like my ex husband could have given.
Speaker 6 (53:25):
A version of that story.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
Yeah, okay, okay, what do you mean, I'm the bad
I'm the bad guy, like.
Speaker 4 (53:31):
Yeah, but really happy marriage.
Speaker 5 (53:34):
Yeah, but are you saying you just confronted him and
out of the blue. He didn't see it coming and
felt out of the blue to him.
Speaker 14 (53:41):
He had no conversations that were like therapy you guys
were talking about like in a way because there was
some stuff going on.
Speaker 4 (53:49):
It wasn't like no no pream but.
Speaker 5 (53:51):
There was no like inciting incident. There was no did
you wake him up to do it? Please?
Speaker 4 (53:57):
When the box of miniatures? Yeah, yeah, okay, there's someone
in the house.
Speaker 5 (54:03):
I'm just kidding. I want a divorce.
Speaker 13 (54:04):
In some cultures, yeah, in some cultures, that is allowed
on the like whenever February has twenty nine days.
Speaker 4 (54:11):
Yes, yeah, you could do that. Okay, what we're going
to keep it moving all right? Who else do we have?
What else?
Speaker 2 (54:17):
Do?
Speaker 5 (54:18):
Wake up? You're getting a divorce?
Speaker 6 (54:21):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (54:22):
Okay? Your life's about to change?
Speaker 4 (54:24):
Okay? We also she went on a date with Chalk.
She goes she went to Disneyland with a guy named Chalk?
Speaker 5 (54:29):
What is going on with that guy's name?
Speaker 4 (54:32):
What is Dewey? And he's going there?
Speaker 2 (54:35):
He is?
Speaker 5 (54:35):
Who chalk is?
Speaker 1 (54:39):
Okayanity Fair said doctor Bob who got struck by lightning
and was dead for twelve minutes.
Speaker 4 (54:44):
We love oh Chalk, Chalk, chalk with it? Do you
think he.
Speaker 5 (54:48):
Reminds me of Spengler from the Ghostbusters?
Speaker 8 (54:51):
Okay?
Speaker 16 (54:52):
You know?
Speaker 4 (54:52):
Do we think too?
Speaker 5 (54:53):
Harold ramis right?
Speaker 1 (54:54):
Yes, self eliminating next week. It looks like and I
feel like they have a good connection.
Speaker 5 (55:00):
Yeah, but you know R two D two.
Speaker 4 (55:03):
What he got threatened by R tot.
Speaker 5 (55:10):
And he didn't like it.
Speaker 4 (55:11):
Okay. Do you guys think that Kelsey's dad, Mark is
going to win? Do you think do you think he'll
be the next Golden Batch?
Speaker 19 (55:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (55:21):
I don't think so. I don't.
Speaker 4 (55:23):
I love him too. I love him.
Speaker 5 (55:25):
I don't think he will. Okay, so this is in
his fifties, right.
Speaker 4 (55:28):
He's too young. He's too young. He's too young, too young,
top center and top writer, two different.
Speaker 5 (55:34):
Is he tall enough?
Speaker 4 (55:35):
I don't know. Do we have other slides tanna of
any of the people that we haven't?
Speaker 9 (55:40):
There's no way they were all there at the same
time the mansion.
Speaker 1 (55:44):
Oh no, okay, who watches below deck and has seen.
Speaker 4 (55:50):
Captain leag Did Captain Lee morph into Captain kivin just
join the Bachelor? They are the person, they are the same.
Speaker 1 (56:01):
Have you ever seen a less cool way to try
to woule a woman than a sea shanty?
Speaker 5 (56:07):
Yes? It's asking hard.
Speaker 1 (56:10):
That was hard, and they were not. He was not
a cool head. Somebody, did you guys feel?
Speaker 4 (56:20):
I did?
Speaker 1 (56:21):
Like that guy was like, I'm not gonna send you
out there alone. I'll sing your dumb sea chance. Would
you have sung the sea shanty with Captain cam.
Speaker 4 (56:30):
Now? Would you have saying it if you were in
the house?
Speaker 5 (56:32):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (56:34):
Look at that.
Speaker 5 (56:34):
Ioundary.
Speaker 11 (56:35):
I was like, that's a crazy idea to get everybody in,
because you know that's gonna He's gonna have a one
on one.
Speaker 5 (56:41):
He'd be like, hey, you see what idea? Yeah, he'll
take credit. It's like, by the.
Speaker 4 (56:46):
Way, that's what Gary Gary was. How much do we
love Gary?
Speaker 3 (56:51):
Love?
Speaker 1 (56:52):
And as Seth pointed out in the episode this week,
these men love a picture frame.
Speaker 4 (56:57):
They love to frame something everything.
Speaker 9 (57:01):
There's a framer in the house, there's a framing store
in the house.
Speaker 4 (57:08):
But I feel like he's going to get dates too,
like his his authenticity in his heart. The right woman's they're.
Speaker 1 (57:17):
Going to find him just like you know what, we
need a golden paradise on a cruise, a cruise sha Like,
I just need to become a producer.
Speaker 6 (57:27):
Oh my god, I should become a producer.
Speaker 4 (57:28):
I want to do it with you.
Speaker 1 (57:29):
Okay, I would do it with you in a hervey
we should do it has to be kind, it has
to be kind.
Speaker 6 (57:37):
Like the chaos. That would be good chaos, not evil.
Speaker 4 (57:41):
But no, and I felt ask him, you're as.
Speaker 5 (57:48):
Fans zip it.
Speaker 18 (57:54):
You guys.
Speaker 5 (57:55):
Who does Kathy's work?
Speaker 4 (57:57):
Oh, she looks incredible.
Speaker 18 (57:59):
He looks in credit haircut. Whoever is literally doing Kathy's work?
Speaker 4 (58:04):
Call me, call me, call me.
Speaker 21 (58:06):
I need like you know, forty years, I'm getting the
Catholic and beat you in forty years, I'm getting the Catholic.
Speaker 5 (58:13):
Okay, can we Oh? I just wanted to mention I
really liked Gary's work during kickball. Oh my god, the
kickball game.
Speaker 13 (58:21):
I mean like the kickball of it all really separated,
like who wanted it most?
Speaker 5 (58:25):
You know. Yes, there was hip displacia. Yeah, there was
ye sciatica.
Speaker 13 (58:31):
There was like a guy fully like Pete rose into
a base like just like and I was like, at
this age, in this economy, you're gonna do that, like.
Speaker 5 (58:39):
He and that dude got voted off. Yeah, yeah about that.
Speaker 1 (58:44):
He was working off SETH was saying that he was
at first going I can stand up, I can sit down.
Speaker 4 (58:49):
I can stand up.
Speaker 9 (58:50):
It was his flex.
Speaker 15 (58:50):
He was like, look I can sit up and stead
up and sit down. The only one here I can drive.
Speaker 5 (58:56):
It right, Yeah all day.
Speaker 12 (59:00):
On the Regular Bachelor franchise, y'all can do that. Everybody's
young and fit. If they keep doing this on the
that Golden One, like somebody is going to.
Speaker 5 (59:09):
Die on the air. They're gonna bungee jump and it's
just gonna be a tour. So we didn't have this
is gonna be would God, but they got that Medicare.
They're like all day but literally shouted out Medicare on
the show. They're like we out here on Medicare.
Speaker 7 (59:26):
Lest Yeah, the Waker Oaks was the brain waker baby
of this episode.
Speaker 1 (59:33):
Jesse Palmer killed it, and I love Jesse Palmer. What
if you had to take a sport to show off?
What would you do in the Golden Being or any
regular big good.
Speaker 16 (59:44):
Lord, nothing, that's not I've made a list before. If
every at of me you can possibly have to be
get his port and I have none of it. I
can't balance strength, endurance, none of it.
Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Yeah, he's blind and one eye.
Speaker 20 (01:00:02):
I love that Alaric's making lists while watching the guy. Yeah,
it's just like, no, I can't do this, I can't
do that. Oh my god, looks like I'm out. What
about You know what he'd be good at? Is you
look like you could be good at curling?
Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
You know, curl? Yeah, it's all whirling.
Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Fucking guy.
Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
Slid to bend down to Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I can
see that.
Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
That's Jordan and no one looks like does he looks
like he could represent Canada?
Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Yeah, And I will say that Alaric and all of
the you, me and mom are were like great wedding dance.
Like if you have a sort of shy like cousins,
we're really fun at a wedding. To get the dance
floor going. They know we've been to their wedding. We're available.
Speaker 6 (01:00:55):
You want to invite ours?
Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
Yeah, I would like that. I'll get that dancer going.
Honey and the right everybody.
Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
Checked under your seat. You have an invitation? Why do
you write out? You get a wedding, and you get
a wedding.
Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
That shows me that I feel like we're ready for
a game, yes, but before that, I feel like there's
something that needs to happen.
Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
I feel like the Mansion men.
Speaker 9 (01:01:27):
I feel like we did write a song.
Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
We're the Mansion man. Me me me, me, me, me
me and gentleman, the Mansion man.
Speaker 5 (01:01:39):
Oh yeah, I was in the brown woofing puffs.
Speaker 9 (01:01:43):
Here we go, Yeah, here we go. I wrote this
before Captain Kim wrote.
Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
His thank you, thank you, just so you know, Seth Her, Jordan, Carlos,
Jerry Trainer, everybody here we go.
Speaker 5 (01:01:57):
Has anyone been practicing this for one month?
Speaker 9 (01:02:00):
Does anyone have a pitch pipe.
Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
That's a Gee, that's a g dry where you're flat?
Where's Kim when you need him?
Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
Okay, Seth take it away?
Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
Oh lord? And a three. We are the mention man
the Golden Season mentioned man.
Speaker 9 (01:02:19):
We love to talk about our dead.
Speaker 19 (01:02:21):
Why oh, let's talk about our Deadesta?
Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
Can we mention our wives are.
Speaker 15 (01:02:31):
Except for the one who woke him up and told
him to back up his stuff?
Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
That story seems super soft.
Speaker 15 (01:02:38):
Then there's Jack who likes to drink, and Kim who
likes to fix the sink.
Speaker 19 (01:02:42):
And guy wants to paint in one of the steaks
with his big tea, and Pastelle wants to cut your
fringe and tell you any super cringe like woman should and.
Speaker 5 (01:02:53):
Be allowed to drive it came together? Oh my god,
magine all day, all day.
Speaker 6 (01:03:13):
Rose.
Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
Wow.
Speaker 18 (01:03:14):
Can we just say arden I wrote those lyrics while
eating tacos?
Speaker 9 (01:03:17):
Yes, yeah you did, Yeah you did.
Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Okay, are you guys ready to play a game? So
we've decided that Charity and Jerry are gonna play against
each other, and I'll tell you the rules that.
Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
You each and we're gonna tell you the rules of
the game.
Speaker 5 (01:03:34):
I don't know you get to play.
Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
Somebody from the audience okay, and it's sort of like
what is that show pyramid?
Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Okay, So it's basically like if the we're gonna have
things in the hat, and then there's gonna be a timer,
and we can have three people play because I think
we have enough things in the hat and they'll be
exciting prize that we'll giveaway. That might be a giant
TMU pink Rose fascinator that I'll put on right now,
so you see.
Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
What you're playing for.
Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
Fascinating, you see what you're playing for.
Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
I think we can have a third person play. Who
should play?
Speaker 5 (01:04:13):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (01:04:14):
Wait, are you picking good?
Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
So you're gonna Charity Jerry? And then one more from
the lineup Alaric, Alaric, no jaquise.
Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
So here's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
So say that the thing in the hat says Jesse Palmer.
You're not allowed to say Jesse Palmer. You would go
he's the host of the show, you know, like and
say you don't know who those of the show is.
You could be like, my hand has a Paul, you
know what I mean. You just can't say the word.
So we'll have people who are gonna be scorekeepers and
(01:04:49):
whoever wins gets this beautiful Tamu Rose fascinator. Okay, so
you guys run out and pick somebody who you want
to play with from the audience.
Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
You each pick or just we don't have run out,
you just point to pick. Yes.
Speaker 5 (01:05:04):
First thing, right here?
Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
Come on, come on, pick somebody's person. Okay, we're here.
Speaker 5 (01:05:11):
Okay, jaredy gotta pick somebody. Charity Okay, Charity, got it? Hello?
Speaker 22 (01:05:17):
Okay, I wish I could pick everyone because okay again, okay, okay,
all right.
Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
First up, we're.
Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Gonna have Jaqueese because he's seen this before. Okay, so
we need a scorekeeper. Okay, will you score keep? Will
you score keep for Jaques?
Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
I don't even know? Will you score keep for Charity?
And will you score keep that though you looked over?
Will you will you score keep for Jerry?
Speaker 6 (01:05:45):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
All right, So the first time we'll go with jacquees
so you guys can see how it's played.
Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
Okay, Hello, what is your name, lovely young lady?
Speaker 6 (01:05:54):
My name is me Lisa.
Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
I'm Elisa. We'll give him rid of a plaster. Melissa.
Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
It's my partner right here, Melissa?
Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
Where are you from? I?
Speaker 18 (01:06:05):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
So much for coming to the show. Okay, so you
understand how the game is played.
Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
There's gonna be a really stressful sixty seconds on the clock. Okay,
so my god, if you don't get it, you're gonna
lose a point.
Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
If you go to put it back in.
Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
I'm giving the clues right where.
Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
You guys can decide between yourselves. Do you want to
give a receive stress.
Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
You can grat? Okay?
Speaker 6 (01:06:30):
Late, is this the right decision?
Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
Jack?
Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
Casey, Elisa, here we go? Why are we standing? You
want to chance?
Speaker 5 (01:06:39):
Sorry? I was really looking at we're here, We're here?
Speaker 6 (01:06:45):
What's in here?
Speaker 5 (01:06:50):
Bachelor? Bachelor? Bachelor stuff? All right, I'll give, I'll give,
I'll give the clues. All right, you ready? All right?
Speaker 9 (01:06:58):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
Don't know that one?
Speaker 6 (01:07:00):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:07:04):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (01:07:05):
When you gone the first when you go on a
date and you get the first flower, the rose, yes.
Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
Will you accept those rose?
Speaker 5 (01:07:14):
The first impression, the first impression rose? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Uh.
Speaker 12 (01:07:21):
They are little mammal little rotents. Oh. Rocket is one
from Guardians of the Galaxy.
Speaker 5 (01:07:28):
He's like they're trash.
Speaker 12 (01:07:29):
Pandas trash boom.
Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
Yes, raccoons, raccoons. Oh.
Speaker 12 (01:07:35):
When someone is very smart and also like in tune
with their feelings.
Speaker 5 (01:07:39):
They have what yes? When? Okay?
Speaker 12 (01:07:47):
Oh, the opposite of cold, the opposite of girls put
them together?
Speaker 5 (01:07:52):
Yeah all right, uh, the opposite of night. And then
what you sleep in?
Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
Bad? David? Yes, David and hot boys go full time?
Hi time time time, put it back in, put it
back in. Okay? They got five?
Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
All right, there we go there.
Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
So you get you do a negative. So it's four four.
I got Jack, Keith got fourth. They are on the
board of fourth. Thank you for playing. Take you for playing? Okay, great,
take your front of applause. All right, do you guys
want to go next? Or do you want to Oh boy,
we'll give it to whoever? Okay, who wants to go next? Charity?
Are you rare to go? You want to go next?
(01:08:33):
Or do you want to go third? Okay, We're sorry.
Jerry's up?
Speaker 5 (01:08:38):
Me and Becca are ready rock?
Speaker 8 (01:08:39):
All right?
Speaker 12 (01:08:40):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (01:08:40):
Becca?
Speaker 12 (01:08:41):
Hy?
Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
Where are you from? I'm from Boston. Did you come
all the way down from Boston? How's your mother?
Speaker 6 (01:08:46):
She's great?
Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
Are you fucking kidding me? Did you have a one
twenty eight to get here?
Speaker 18 (01:08:50):
That's how you did?
Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
You did gorgeous?
Speaker 5 (01:08:52):
Okay, she's gonna give the clues.
Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
Okay, do you feel solid like you can be Beca's confident.
Speaker 12 (01:08:56):
I do.
Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
We've been talking about it. We were watching Jakis and
we were like, we got this out.
Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
Of a plaster.
Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Beck and Jerry, you're here to beat four ladies and
gentlemen and are you ready?
Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
Pours on the board and action?
Speaker 5 (01:09:13):
All right, we're getive one.
Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
All right. This is they didn't have it this year,
but this is where they go, not on the regular season.
Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
Bachelor in Paradise.
Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
Good playing, all right.
Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
They played this on the Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 6 (01:09:28):
They haven't played on this season, but a.
Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
Lot of old people love the sk good playing, Jerry.
Speaker 6 (01:09:35):
Oh, I don't think Jerry's gonna get it.
Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
Negative one.
Speaker 21 (01:09:37):
She knows if you don't have it, that's okay, girl,
all right. This is when multiple people one of them,
one of them gets sent home and one of them
gets to stay.
Speaker 5 (01:09:51):
Oh fantasy, fantasy, sweet wait, wait one more.
Speaker 18 (01:09:54):
Time one person gets to say one person has to
go home.
Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
They go with double date date no, the two on one, yes,
Jerry trainor pulling it in. I'm sorry, sorry, we all
thought you weren't gonna get it. I always pull it
out this is usually next to a pool. It's warmer jacuzy.
Uh yes, and it's made of time to put it
back and put it back in.
Speaker 5 (01:10:19):
Doctor Banana, I had way more time.
Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Great, okay, okay, here we go, here we go, yeah, yeah, yeah,
fix it's rich.
Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
Here take a book for your troubles. You're in second place.
Thank you, nice work, nice work back on, Thank you
for doing a backup.
Speaker 5 (01:10:34):
She was great. Back everybody?
Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
All right, jaredy your okay? Charity it Okay, I'm gonna
borrow a mike. Here we go, Here we go, Here
you go, honey, here you go. No negative, no negative? No,
amis you got it?
Speaker 6 (01:10:50):
Is this Bachelor related?
Speaker 18 (01:10:51):
Is this stuff all Bachelor related?
Speaker 6 (01:10:53):
Do you not watch watch every time?
Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
Okay, great, yes it's all Bachelor related?
Speaker 6 (01:10:58):
Excited?
Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
Okay, what's your name?
Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
Sarah?
Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
Sarah? Where are you from? I love your eyeliner.
Speaker 6 (01:11:04):
I love you.
Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
I hope you win. You're my favorite? Do you think
I look pretty?
Speaker 6 (01:11:15):
I only listen to one podcast. This is my first
podcast I ever listened to, and it's only one.
Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Love it that's really nice? Is a silly warm do
such a good job?
Speaker 12 (01:11:28):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
I do my bath. I'm doing my best charity. Yes,
I really like you.
Speaker 6 (01:11:35):
I like you too.
Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
I would like to go towards friendship.
Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Yes, I didn't want to be cocky and pushy, but
I'd like to be your friend. But we can take
it at your friendship level of comfort.
Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
Yeah, yeah, I'll be there, I guess yes, o'lock. Should
I wear my fascinator?
Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
I'll be there, be there. What do I need albako
or toes or whatever you got? Obviously, Yes, that's a yes,
that's a yes.
Speaker 4 (01:12:03):
That'll be monday. Okay. Do you guys fucking hear that?
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
That's on record and that it means it's a law
now and we have to have birdch tomorrow. Great, okay,
but we have to win this round.
Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
You're gonna win. Obviously. They don't belive the negative.
Speaker 6 (01:12:19):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
Do you want to give a receive? She's giving him
the case and I believe in you. You don't need
to panic.
Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
You can to see if it's because some of those
are weird things from the podcast, so it might not
be obvious.
Speaker 4 (01:12:28):
So so you can you can go into like just
go reason out the words that's for her to tell me. Yeah, okay, ready,
dream team. Here we go. Everybody sharing you on your
mark gets deck gum two words that rhyme, and it's
when two people fuck they get in the what describe
the first one?
Speaker 18 (01:12:48):
When a dog loves them? Okay, no, bones on, that's
specific to the podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
That don't don't give them the negatives, don't give them
the get you guys won.
Speaker 22 (01:13:04):
This is a lot of times on these dates they
go up really high in a blank blane. It's not
a plane, it's one helicopter. In the second word, they
go on a helicopter date. That's fine, that's a point home,
right on. Okay, you drink brain obviously.
Speaker 18 (01:13:21):
Okay, this is just a person from Tennsylvania who is
from the dead and he will suck your blood.
Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
The vampire, yes, the famous one, he was the most
famous vampire.
Speaker 6 (01:13:32):
Oh my god, it's okay, Dracula, Dracula.
Speaker 5 (01:13:36):
Yes, okay, this is three This is three words.
Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
You've done it. It's three words. There's often a date
in a warm bath they roll out this prop. You've
probably been in it and I don't know them. Yeah,
it's yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:13:50):
And the bordable it's.
Speaker 4 (01:13:51):
Out of what Yes, this is the prison.
Speaker 18 (01:13:55):
Who is the bartender at bachelor in parade.
Speaker 4 (01:13:57):
Yeah, okay, is that it? No, keep dying, get him armed? Okay,
when someone is really fun? What's the worst thing you.
Speaker 5 (01:14:05):
Can say about a contestant? There? They're here for the
wrong reasons.
Speaker 4 (01:14:10):
Okay, what's this step?
Speaker 12 (01:14:14):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
Keep my god? Okay, what am I gonna say?
Speaker 6 (01:14:19):
What can I Can you feel me?
Speaker 5 (01:14:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
Yeah, I don't okay, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 18 (01:14:26):
This is when there's three people, three people on the
last dates.
Speaker 5 (01:14:34):
It's after hometowns.
Speaker 4 (01:14:36):
Keep going, fantasy tree, Yeah, keep on, keep going, keep going.
She got fantasy keeping, fantasy squeeze.
Speaker 12 (01:14:42):
We got that?
Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
Who cares?
Speaker 18 (01:14:44):
Does?
Speaker 4 (01:14:45):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (01:14:46):
This is okay.
Speaker 18 (01:14:48):
The person who did the mountain Men's song Mountain Man,
the Mansion Men's song, Kim, what was his title?
Speaker 6 (01:14:55):
A sailor?
Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
Hire, I'm not a sailor. He's I eye, Yes, I
am what morem Okay? I have live?
Speaker 6 (01:15:04):
I live live? So okay?
Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
This is what did you give to Dotton? The final row?
Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:15:12):
We have a wider ladies, get ahead? Okay. Now we
have two prizes and you can decide who gets one. Know,
do you guys one? Do you want a gorgeous rose
Timu fascinator for your wedding sweeper out or because you
you you guys can't give you up?
Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
I don't think.
Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
Would you rather have a gorgeous Timu Rose fascinator or
a book that is podcasting for dummies.
Speaker 6 (01:15:47):
That's how we have to win the prize.
Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
Each get one. You know what's because she already has
half the hat already, which you have that.
Speaker 5 (01:16:02):
Wow, we gotta we have we gotta, we gotta get
something first. Yeah, I also here, I also have that.
How does my girl back again? Everybody?
Speaker 20 (01:16:18):
After all of.
Speaker 5 (01:16:19):
Architects, we have a good Saratoga spectator.
Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
I don't know about you, but things again so hot here?
I think I got to take I'll pay your break
all right. First of all, are you guys having fun?
You guys have been the most amazing crowd. Here's the thing.
This is the portion of the night where I'm the bachelorette.
(01:16:52):
Bring any of their mends? You've got? Amen? Is it
my brother? Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:17:02):
Yeah, look at Charity, everybody.
Speaker 8 (01:17:04):
It's not bad.
Speaker 5 (01:17:06):
Everybody.
Speaker 4 (01:17:08):
You look cute?
Speaker 5 (01:17:10):
The pants.
Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
You got a picture of that? That's so cute? Are
you kidding? She's so cute?
Speaker 5 (01:17:18):
You're in the Kentucky Derby right now?
Speaker 12 (01:17:20):
Is so cute.
Speaker 5 (01:17:21):
Okay, here, I love it, get it, get it? Okay,
there we go.
Speaker 4 (01:17:29):
All right, this is a portion Jaquis and Seth.
Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
We're gonna go out and pull men from the audience
and then we're gonna pick one for me.
Speaker 9 (01:17:38):
Do they have to be single?
Speaker 4 (01:17:39):
No?
Speaker 9 (01:17:40):
All right, yes, got to sing.
Speaker 5 (01:17:43):
We don't believe in.
Speaker 4 (01:17:44):
Cheatah yeah, m No, they have to be single cheating.
And we're gonna play a job rule song where you
go in and bring them up, and we're gonna.
Speaker 12 (01:17:52):
Ask if you want to come up here, raise your hand.
It's not I'm taking your boyfriends, all.
Speaker 5 (01:17:56):
Right, Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 12 (01:18:00):
Okay, this is great, all right, right, all right, I
need somebody black, all right, but a black man gets.
Speaker 7 (01:18:10):
Your ass up there, brother, get show ass up there.
Come on, come on, red, come on now, come on,
let's go around. Come on, come on, buddy. One, two, three,
There we go.
Speaker 12 (01:18:25):
Alright, this feels right, this feels right.
Speaker 5 (01:18:28):
Seven. There you go. That's seven. That's a lot. This
is it?
Speaker 12 (01:18:30):
This is it?
Speaker 5 (01:18:31):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:18:34):
All right, fut of applause for these fellas.
Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
You're gonna say, okay, I'm gonna get that mic from Jackies.
Speaker 15 (01:18:42):
I just want to say, height wise, none of these
guys would make the show, but they're so cute, adorable.
Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
Are brave contestants? All right, I'm gonna go down the line.
I'm gonna okay, what is your name? Will?
Speaker 5 (01:18:59):
I'm will you Wilmington, Delaware?
Speaker 4 (01:19:02):
What did you come into for the show?
Speaker 5 (01:19:05):
Completely?
Speaker 18 (01:19:05):
Did?
Speaker 8 (01:19:06):
My god?
Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
That's our ser fro O Claster. Well, okay, and what
what what is your What is the best part about
dating you?
Speaker 5 (01:19:17):
No income, text, no one tell you.
Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
I wake up happy?
Speaker 5 (01:19:21):
Probably my cooking?
Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
Oh okay, what's your specialty, Mike?
Speaker 6 (01:19:25):
What's the favorite man?
Speaker 5 (01:19:26):
Whatever? My girlfriend loves a.
Speaker 4 (01:19:31):
Single person right now.
Speaker 5 (01:19:32):
I am not a single person. She actually raised my hand.
Speaker 4 (01:19:36):
Oh my god, that's so cute.
Speaker 8 (01:19:38):
We love that.
Speaker 5 (01:19:39):
I smell a threes.
Speaker 4 (01:19:44):
By the way. And what did she love?
Speaker 5 (01:19:47):
She loves some when I cook salmon or.
Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
Nice. Well, have from with your girlfriend? But how long
you go open dating?
Speaker 5 (01:20:08):
About four years?
Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
Okay? How did she just tap you on the shoulder.
That's so cute.
Speaker 13 (01:20:17):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
Well, this is your adorable and I think I'm not
a homeworker though, but I appreciate you coming up here.
Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
Thank your paws around.
Speaker 5 (01:20:28):
Okay, And what is your name Danny.
Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
Dan, Danny, Danny. Where are you from? Okay? Yeah? And
do you still live in New Jersey?
Speaker 5 (01:20:40):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
And what is the best part would you say it?
Why would you be a good date?
Speaker 5 (01:20:47):
Probably?
Speaker 4 (01:20:49):
Yeah? Okay. I see.
Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
I was a childhood ginger. I was a redheaded child.
I see that you have hair.
Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
Are you really?
Speaker 4 (01:21:01):
Mm hmm? I know, I'm surprising.
Speaker 5 (01:21:03):
What if he was like, what are you talking about?
I'm a blonde.
Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
Yes, I had red hair as a child and then
mad TV made me blonde. There was an error though,
I mean, redheads are better obviously.
Speaker 5 (01:21:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:21:19):
Well, okay, round of applause for Danny. Okay, all right,
what is your name name?
Speaker 5 (01:21:26):
My name is Marty.
Speaker 4 (01:21:28):
Now, Marty. You have a wedding ring on. It's true, it's.
Speaker 5 (01:21:32):
True, starred and you wreck this marriage right now?
Speaker 4 (01:21:38):
And who's your wife? My wife is out there.
Speaker 5 (01:21:42):
She is amazing. Say hello to her.
Speaker 4 (01:21:45):
It's so crazy to being a single woman right now.
It's so great. It's really so easy. We sleep so
with our sleep crown Oh my god, we love our
sleep crown.
Speaker 5 (01:21:57):
Look the reality of a multiple sleep crowns.
Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
Thanks to Oh my God. Do you like the travel
or the regular I'm a travel man. I'm a travel
man too.
Speaker 4 (01:22:08):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (01:22:09):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:22:10):
Okay, and what is your name? And what does your
wife do?
Speaker 5 (01:22:18):
I'm not married, but my god, what the fuck?
Speaker 4 (01:22:22):
You don't know?
Speaker 5 (01:22:23):
Let me just say, dude, what the fun?
Speaker 12 (01:22:27):
All the all the girlfriends, like you'll get up there
against stage time, bro, I k of appreciate the girls.
Speaker 4 (01:22:34):
Can we have a right on the holes of the girlfriends? So,
so your girlfriend is back there?
Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
She is?
Speaker 4 (01:22:39):
This is insane, Okay. I just want to say, okay, great,
and hell your girlfriends like four and a half years great, okay,
quote all right, and hello, and what is your name?
My name's Tristan Hi, Tristan Hi, Hi? Who's your girlfriend?
Speaker 5 (01:22:57):
Girlfriends?
Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
Carl?
Speaker 5 (01:22:59):
You know, god damn their kids are right there.
Speaker 4 (01:23:02):
Honestly, though, can we just say we have a cool listener.
Speaker 5 (01:23:06):
Can you guys freaking role play or something?
Speaker 4 (01:23:08):
Yeah? I mean literally, we have.
Speaker 5 (01:23:11):
The assignment was to bring a single band up here.
Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
Here's what's cool about our listeners though. They fucking love
the pod and they're like, go on a date with
they know, I'll spill my drink. It'll be fine, Okay, great,
thank you, and okay and uh, what is your name?
(01:23:36):
I cannot this is what is your name?
Speaker 5 (01:23:40):
My name is Alwin? Where you go the way? This
man chewing his gun? You already know he's single.
Speaker 4 (01:23:49):
I don't know he's not.
Speaker 5 (01:23:56):
Just always always Michael.
Speaker 4 (01:23:58):
Jordan, but all there's no ways all Wednesday.
Speaker 23 (01:24:03):
You're not saying, I'm being forced by my fiance to
say correct and turned upside down.
Speaker 4 (01:24:15):
Jay, get up here.
Speaker 5 (01:24:18):
However, that's also an opportunity for you as well. Oh sure,
he's trying to sell you. This is Brooklyn.
Speaker 4 (01:24:26):
This is hot, she's a door. She's okay. What is
your name?
Speaker 5 (01:24:35):
Name is George?
Speaker 6 (01:24:36):
What is it George?
Speaker 13 (01:24:37):
Normal?
Speaker 4 (01:24:38):
George? Who is your girlfriend? H came with player?
Speaker 5 (01:24:49):
Anybody unhappy marriage?
Speaker 6 (01:24:52):
This is crazy?
Speaker 4 (01:24:53):
How old is it? That's fine, loud and clear. You're
not agel proper. He's hiding behind your mother. Look here's
the thing. I I can't play a game if there's
one contestant. And I'm okay with that. And it's like, girl,
don't shoot where you eat?
Speaker 5 (01:25:13):
Do not?
Speaker 4 (01:25:13):
You cannot date at work? You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (01:25:16):
We got a single man who no, we do not.
Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
We literally, by the way, though it makes me sincerely
touched that all of you are like, go for it.
Speaker 4 (01:25:28):
Right of applause.
Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
Some of the men are, but thank you so much,
thank you so much. You guys think you could go
and have a seat. I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (01:25:38):
Here's what I want to say. We love these gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
You can't have a game and there's not two teams playing, okay,
they everybody can go do their seas.
Speaker 4 (01:25:46):
We appreciate you. Look, I think we found on our
fan base. We found our fan base. There's only one
contestant that was not Who's white by the way, the
coolest and I honestly were like, it's so great being
a single lady. Here's Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:26:05):
There were a lot of dead giveaways though that those
guys were not single.
Speaker 15 (01:26:10):
Which was yeah, like the rigs on their fingers, they
were like the fact that zero zero stains on their jeans.
Speaker 5 (01:26:17):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 13 (01:26:19):
They're like like, no, no, no partner would ever be like, yeah,
let's go out, you get the mustard, you get the freakin' that's.
Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
How alur kids here, hour's all tidy. God shout out Christine,
excuse me.
Speaker 5 (01:26:30):
There's there's a lot of attention to laundry in my house.
Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
Oh yeah, Ann was about to put a ring on
it with Christine, You're going to watch your back. Here's
the thing I just want to say, honestly, sincerely, I
this has been probably the most fun three months of
my life. Literally, I have felt like I mean, after
(01:26:53):
the pandemic and then our strike and stuff, it's been
I feel like I've just been saying yes to things
and a way that I probably wouldn't before because I
do spill drinks and stuff like that, and and because
life happened, as you all know, and I know some
of you have are here. You've emailed that you guys
have been through some stuff and we know that like
you guys took their risk and you came to play.
I believe there's a birthday girl in the house. I
(01:27:15):
came on a birthday trip and I think somebody might
be here with their mom like that. People like everybody
goes through some shit, and so we really appreciate all
of you. We can say hi in the hallway because
there's a show coming in after us.
Speaker 4 (01:27:29):
But it's so fun. We are so thankful for all
of you, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Doctor Banana, I can't read Aaron Calm. Birthday Girl is
Aaron Palm here, Jessica.
Speaker 4 (01:27:49):
Kelly, Jackie's That Keys Now, Jerry Traynor, jaredy Done, sets Hers,
Jordan Carlos, my brother.
Speaker 5 (01:27:57):
We love you New York, but we wanted to read
everybody ever.
Speaker 10 (01:28:04):
We want to be here with the Artmory give it
up one more time, everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
Oh yeah, We're gonna get all begon. Tonight feels so good.
I just got wonderful questions singer.
Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
Where you accept this roll? Would you accept this roll?
Listen to your word? Would you accept this roll? Listen
(01:28:43):
to your world?
Speaker 1 (01:28:49):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh yeah, we're gonna get all up in you tonight.
I feel so good. I just got one of the questions, finger.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Where you accept this role? Would you reaccept this role?
Listen to your world? Who your accept this Rolesten to
(00:37):
your world?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Come on? Where did you did you fly in Florida?
What's your name? Yeah? Here you go, honey, nice to me.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
You all right, we'll let's toss one.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Don't hurt yourselves. I can't talk.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Oh oh my god, you guys.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Honestly this means so much to me.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
New York City is my favorite city in the whole
wide world. My brother lives here and he just might
be here tonight.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Alaric shout out, Alaric. Honestly, this has been.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
The best like few months of my life, probably, which
is crazy. Yeah, and I feel like you've all made
braver in the world. So I've been on like adult
spring break and working, so it's been super fun.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
But honestly, I couldn't do this. I cannot. But when
I first met this woman, I thought she hated me.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Now we've traveled the world together and made power points.
Will she makes them, and I'm like, that sounds fun.
You know her as the wind beneath my wings. Do
you guys think you can do it? You know you
can say it.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Let's say ready, Doctor Hannah Montana, Arianna Rosanna, Rosanna, Dan
Mitten's mewin hostd Lovain, Welcome to the show, Doctor Banana,
Doctor B. Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Always takes me out.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh my god, I'm so winded. I have so many
more dances, Doctor B. We're not even using a royalty
free music.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
No, that's all getting cut out.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Kat Katie cut that out. Katie cut that out.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Katie cut that out.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Katie cut that out. Honey, doctor Banana. First of all,
you look tight than you come on, Doctor Banana.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Tight. Here's so now we're just gonna add people to
the mix right now.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I know another person again, expanding the adult spring break
of it all this year. This person is going to
be the podcast people's princess here.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
She went on a trip with me to greet.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
She's in the episode where we capture and we don't capture.
We'd before friend a server named Stethos, and she was
the one that was like invite him to do the
podcast and she's such a good time and that she
was like, oh, you're doing a live show.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
She's not a performer at all.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
She actually runs the Allegian Theater in Los Angeles. And
here's her claim to fame. She's a huge fan of
this podcast. And she was the one that was like,
do you know Gareth Reynolds And I was like, no,
I don't, and she's like, he's really funny. She's the
Dracula Doula of will you accept this Rose? She brought
us Dracula ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Jessica kuy.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yes, Jessica, thank you.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
This is Jessica. This is my friend. She's not our performer,
and she's fairly shy, but she was shy and she's like,
I'm gonna come. And then this happened.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
When she did this, I was like, I have to
do a podcast from Greece.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
And then she was like we befriended stuffis don't say stuff,
don't say Staitho.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
He's not cool about mispronouncing his name at all.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Very did you guys hear that episode?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Did you know what I mean? So then he came in.
I don't think you can see it. Really, it's so faint.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
That's us. When we had him come to our hotel
room to record.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
That's me.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
That's Jessica's behind my hand in the bed with her
in bed recording. He brought us gelatto. I mean, a
man's dream come true. He didn't brought exactly. He's not
in bed.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
We're like, I don't know if you're gonna want to
do this. He's like, I'll be there. I'm like, okay.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
He was cute.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
He was cute.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
He was like twenty two yep, okay, who cares? Yeah
that he did.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
I will.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
He did show up the next night.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I think I made it sound more romantic. It was
not a vespa. It was like a motorcycle and there
was no helmet for me.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
But you know what, he was just the one that
got me back in the pool, that's right. Yeah, yeah, No.
He was so confused, and I was like, I'm not
going to sleep. He was like what. I'm like, yeah,
I talked to you for two seconds. It's not happening.
He was like, I don't, I'm Stupu's.
Speaker 8 (05:30):
Yes, yes, he was confused.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Well, and we've had some more adventures, but we'll tell
you about that. Thank you so much, miss Jessica, all right,
I have every.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Now I have shorts on. Don't be afraid.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I sucker a gentleman in every live show into attempting
to do a hometown running jump with Mey.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Now, this person's.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Tall, so you're gonna see a lot of cheek I
think from him, not May And we met on Still
the King. You know him as crazy Stee.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
You know him from I Carly.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
He got nervous and didn't want to come and we're
like please come, like like like months ago, and we're
like please.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
We've had I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Say a magical and you guys befriended each other last night.
It was like top ten nights, best ever. We have
the best four top ever, Ladies and gentlemen. Let's see
if we can execute a run and jump, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
The Sentinel of.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
The podcast Jerry Trainer, Jerry, what's up?
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Wait?
Speaker 9 (06:42):
I die you?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
I die you? Doctor Banana? Jerry, Oh my god, Hi,
Hi are you? I'm so good?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Why did you tell the most nervous? Because I got
to get out of here.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
It's relatable. Can we just say, Jerry, we had a
magical New York City.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
It was magic. It was a magical New York night.
We are the best, four top best. We had so
much fun. It was me in these three hotties.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Oh at a real bougie, the nine nine so fun. Yes,
you know, Oh my god, it's our couple. Okay, we went.
I went to their wedding. We went to their wedding.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
What are you saying?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Wanted They were fans and they emailed in and they're like,
if you want to come to the wedding, I'm sorry that.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Look, doctor Shamwan was the best. I'm sorry. You have
to pay for a date.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
This is this is a lot. We have to go
to a wedding.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Now we're going. We're getting married tonight. We're getting tonight.
We're getting married tonight. So they emailed in and they
were like, do you want to come to our wedding?
And then we were like, yeah, we do.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
And so me and doctor Banana and and Shamwayam Shamaa
we went to this very fancy wedding and.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
They knew you were coming. They were they didn't expect
you to actually go.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
I think they were I don't think they thought that.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
And you don't have enough chicken?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
And it did and I felt honestly like it was
not a giant wedding, Like I'm sure there were cousins
that were packed.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Oh so they were actually like a room.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Yeah it was. We went and there they are.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I still married, crivate killing as they went for their
honeymoon and stayed at the Sia Lita Resort. Can I
just say, and they had a paradise themed wedding.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Hot, that's commitment. I don't see that from you guys.
I'm just saying. So we went first yesterday, we committed.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
A crime, that's right. I brought I brought that contrabution.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Okay, so my brother loves watches and Jerry got a
really good fake rolette.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Well you got I got three backs.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
I said it as a joke. I was like, we're
gonna go in New York. We're gonna get like fake
relixes in front.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
It was like, absolutely, I'll be there.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Let's go see you on Canal Street.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Yeah. I was like all right, and we did, and
then we hit the ATM.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Yeah, which appeared out of nowhere.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Which appeared out of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
And I just want to say, so then we went
for dinner this four top no Jerry and Jessica did
not know each other.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
We didn't and the four of us went last night,
and I'm gonna say, you have no idea. You think
Brad Pitt gets hit on, You think Janning you have
the waitress whether we are three women, said any of
us could have been with Jerry.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
She didn't know the waitress like hi down, actual, hi you.
She hair twirled, hair twirled, and like I was the.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Only one noticing it though, Oh.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
It was a lot. She was also doing to a
married couple, so that she was like, we're known, can
we get you?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
What are you into?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
She was like, she was like you were known for
our one hundred dollars potato or like absolute you know how.
Speaker 10 (10:00):
Like it's on its a baked potato covered in one
half of a.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Big I was like, give us, I'll take fries. So
this is the potatoes, Sam, it's one hundred dollars. We
were like, can we get like two orders of fries?
Like look at us? I was like no.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
So later on in the night she was like compliments
of the gem, like here's the baked potato.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Gave me she gave me a left dance. It was crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, fully every baked potato and and then so there's
like a piano bar and there's the pianist shout out,
Sam's so talented.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
So then Jerry.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
So, Jerry goes over, she also gave you.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Her dumber and she gave me her car and he
goes He looks like he's kneeling on Neil Lane and
he's like, he's like, hey, listen, Sam.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
He's so great if you could play Sweet Caroline.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Well, the theory was we had.
Speaker 10 (10:56):
I was like, we were making it fun because it's
a played out and I think it's been dormant long enough.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
You know what, because we turned the vibe.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
We made it fun fun, you're fun. Sorry, we're not
up our own ass.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Yeah, and then we started singing along and then already else.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
So she said no, I'm not doing it. Later on
she's like, okay, guess what she played to Guess.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Who was right? Brought the house out of Sweet Carol.
Speaker 6 (11:23):
Whole place.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
The whole place went down.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
The bartenders were like, why does nobody play this anymore?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
It was incredible. I'm gonna know, like, see are we
all moving to New York?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Now? We know?
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Love it?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Well, Jerry, you're sitting right here Okay, you guys ready
to get it going and to talk.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Let me just see if our bachelorette is here. Okay,
there was a little hold up.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Hey, here we go.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
You know that's cool. Okay, So you guys, what a
lineup we have. I could not be more excited. The
last time we were here, this person was our bachelor
for the night, and the incredible woman who went on
the day with him brought a drove and mate cheese
a she makes chocolates, and she brought us a box
of gorgeous chocolates tonight. Tell us the name of your
(12:14):
chocolate company where people can order it from.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
How do you spell that? Okay, it's called Hote Chocolate.
It's literally insane. It's so good. So you can order
Hote Chocolate h o Ute Chocolate dot com. You can
order it. There is an incredible thank you for the chocolates,
round of applause.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Drove it in from Ohio. But this man you know
him from Grand Crew. You know him as the host
of comedian Feud, but mostly you know him as the
horny pull inspector.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Ladies and gentlemen, turn up the volume for Jackise Neil. Jackies,
you're right there.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
That's my bad.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
We're so Sorryry sorry, you can't take us. We don't
know drink please, That's how we have to practice hugging.
What was your drink?
Speaker 5 (13:04):
It was a whiskey double whiskey ginger. We get in
drink tonight.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
That's my bad. I take all. That's why I have
to practice hugging.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
You just got too much ass. I do have ass.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
I do have an ass.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
That's not a lot. You know who else has this ass?
Because it came from our mom. When all goes to ship,
he's my retirement plan. If you love talking about watches
and you love technology and you're into cycling.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
One of the co founders of Swift and a natural
fit for a live Batcheler podcast. Adult man, you better
work my brother Aleric, Marie.
Speaker 8 (13:48):
Alerk Bren.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Ladies and gentlemen, as I see you dressed for sex.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Tonight, all right, right on the same dress last night. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Also, rounding out our New York we've got more New Yorkers.
You guys ready, you know him for the tonight show,
You know him from this weeks of the podcast. You
know him as the host of the best comedy show
in New York Monthly Sweet Live at Chelsea Music Hall.
Mister Seth, here's up.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
All right?
Speaker 5 (14:24):
We should warn people about.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
We should warn people. Hey, just heats off to our
next guest.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Sorry, everybody, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
That's my that's my bad.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Does anyone have a mop? He give me us some napkins?
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Also, maybe there's a rag. Maybe there's a rag somewhere
at MAXI pad anything also with us?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
We have you know him from Adulting with Michelle Buteaux.
He's also on the Survival of the Thickest and he
has a new book coming out, Ladies and Gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Jordan Carlo.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Jordan Carlo, Wow, I was just getting warmed up. Okay,
do you have an inhaler?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
We're all winded. I need a different Well, there's a
reason we're not in the bachelor mansion, but guess who is.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Can I just say loved this person as a bachelorette
and I said a really gushing, lathy message on Instagram.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
I didn't think she would see it, and I didn't
want to be like a creepy weirdo.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Obviously I keep it cool at all times, but I
was like, hey, we do this thing like Wells has
done a Terrina drove down a like and she was like,
can my fiance dot and com he loves comedy? And
I was like, are you fucking kidding me? I wanted
to ask both of you, but I didn't want to
be a weirdo. And his mom is here tonight.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Who was a star. And if you guys, remember this
is a person who.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
One who we love, who did not know that when
you went on the show that you had to get
engaged at the ACAM.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
And now they're engaged, and we're so happy for him.
And they live in New York City.
Speaker 9 (16:10):
Charity and a fucking line.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Come on New York look.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
At this LINEO.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
I wanted to look fashion.
Speaker 8 (16:29):
For you, lay Don High.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Charity, oh my god, and your high? His mom okay,
where she was? Well, where Don's mom?
Speaker 5 (16:42):
She is all the way. Give it up, Give it
up for.
Speaker 8 (16:51):
Dot?
Speaker 5 (16:52):
His mom Dot, that's the show, everybody, Good night, John's mom.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
I want to I'm harmless, but I got a little
rascally and sometimes I make dirty jokes. I'm sorry, but
we're so glad that you're here. So thank you, oh
my god, oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
First of all, thank all of you for coming to
the show. You're dead guard ess Don. It is so
nice to meet you. Just are such fans of you
guys as a couple. Thank you, and we like that
you moved to New York the best place. It's the
best place. Now were you You were from Georgia, living
(17:40):
in Georgia before.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
It was Georgia and then La for a little bit.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Yeah, how long have you been in New York?
Speaker 6 (17:47):
Less than a year?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
We're like, yeah, just January. So here's my question for you.
So you didn't know that, you didn't know that you
had to get it, Like, how did you get on
the show? Which I laugh you he didn't know?
Speaker 6 (18:03):
Story is cute.
Speaker 11 (18:06):
Yeah, it is a cool story. So I wasn't nominated,
nor did I apply. This is like two weeks before
they start filming, and normally for most people it's like six.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Months nine months the whole process.
Speaker 11 (18:18):
And so essentially what happened was in my roommate at
the time, he had an old group chat or something
with old college buddies, and then one of the college
buddies in there was at a bar at some random
place and it wasn't him, but it was his another
friend that I know it's a lot of where is
the stole?
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Who do you know the story that you're telling. Another
dude who was like, bro, I.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Got was your roommate Jesse Palmer?
Speaker 11 (18:48):
No, imagine that's the secret he's left out that minor details.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Grown on me. By the way, don't we love Jesse Palmer?
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Now is your Oh?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
I got all excited. I was like, here, today's I
like Jesse.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
So it's going to say a host Jesse Palmer host
forty one, forty three, Oh theirs forty two year old hosts.
It was like, rude, So your friend was it? Had
a friend that had met this person in New York City.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Yeah, so I'll try to wrap it up. But it
wasn't it. I don't think it was in New York.
I think it was in l A.
Speaker 11 (19:24):
So someone dropped out there. The casting agency was trying
to fill the spot.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Okay.
Speaker 11 (19:28):
One of the ladies who cast people went out to
a bar rand when he saw some guys.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
I was like, hey, would you like to be on
the show? The guy said no, I'm engaged, but yeah
and so so yeah. So the friend who was like
he was like, can I do it? And she was
like no, My god, you're not what we're looking for. Wow?
Speaker 12 (19:45):
Was he was?
Speaker 13 (19:46):
He was?
Speaker 5 (19:47):
He too fat?
Speaker 13 (19:48):
He was?
Speaker 11 (19:50):
He wasn't average you know person, that's what it was.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Yeah he was. He was five eight like me. Yeah
he was.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
We don't all on the show, jack Case, you were.
I saw the frenzy when you were the Bachelor last time?
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Oh yes, Jack kise women were there was a line
of you were putting up yes, yes, just fine.
Speaker 9 (20:11):
How tall does one have to be to be on
the show?
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Is there?
Speaker 9 (20:13):
I know there was a height requirement to get on
this ride.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
I mean it's not you know you.
Speaker 11 (20:19):
They probably want tall people because you know, the girls
probably want taller people.
Speaker 14 (20:24):
Probably the shortest, well one of the shortest bachelorettes. And
then most of my guys.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Were you a huge gentleman, a huge above you were
like thank you?
Speaker 13 (20:37):
Okay, okay, asking for a friend? What if you're like
a medium king, what if you're like a medium a
solid five?
Speaker 9 (20:51):
Yeah, Jordan's Jordan's definitely asking for a friend because you
were not a solid five.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
That's not my ice and says all right, next question, and.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
When I always like when you watch another gold are
you watching the Golden bachelorette are How many rooms do
people sleep in?
Speaker 13 (21:11):
Like?
Speaker 4 (21:11):
How many?
Speaker 12 (21:12):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Two rooms of bunk beds?
Speaker 7 (21:13):
You know what?
Speaker 14 (21:14):
I always thought about how sorry, like how I was
going to work with like that population just because like
you know, I feel like they have.
Speaker 6 (21:20):
More like things that they might.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
They're snoring like crazy, We've seen it there, cannot stop
snoring there.
Speaker 14 (21:26):
I got lucky because I was in like one of
the smaller like rooms, so I think I had total
of like it was four of us like in the
other rooms it's like up to like ten people, which
is crazy.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Did you fit on a bunk bed?
Speaker 5 (21:36):
Dott six seven six eight? Whoa right?
Speaker 13 (21:43):
No?
Speaker 5 (21:43):
No, no, pretty much we're pretty much with six and
six as it's too easy to dunk, like the nightmare, Yeah,
what a nightmare? Honestly, it's like.
Speaker 10 (21:57):
Yeah, I got it's so annoying how easy it is
to dunk for us skelta one or nothing.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
People don't know how hard our lives are.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
So did you were you on a bottom? Were you
on a bottom bunk?
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Up to the top every time.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
And here's the kicker.
Speaker 11 (22:11):
Not only are they small, they're like not even twins,
but the bed is also uncomfortable as hell. It's one
of those like ones you buy like for twenty five dollars,
like it's.
Speaker 10 (22:19):
Horrible, okay, and they only make bunk beds for medium, right, yeah,
nightmare you walking into that room and everyone's got their
little legs dangly on.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
So you we here you are. So you're like, okay,
I got picked. I'm doing this.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
And because you own a business like you you run
like your own company, and like you're like, okay, I'm
gonna take a break and I'm gonna I'm going to
Calabasas and so here you are.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
You've never seen the job?
Speaker 5 (22:51):
No, obviously I know of it, but if never like
sat down and watched it.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
By the way, we were so happy that you want
we like you got.
Speaker 12 (23:00):
And I say, real talk brother, we'll talk about week five.
We were like, this is the dude?
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Right, yeah, we all know we are. Everybody know that
this was the guy.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
I mean, it was like clear, But did Charity know
by week five? Were you like this is the dude?
Speaker 6 (23:13):
Honestly? And I tell him this like yes, like I did.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Yes, that's nice.
Speaker 9 (23:20):
I feel like is that true? Does everyone kind of
figure it out within very soon?
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Yes? How much are you wasting our damn time?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (23:30):
How many weeks can this show really be?
Speaker 9 (23:34):
It could be like three days.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
No.
Speaker 14 (23:36):
One of the thing is me and Dawton really like
it took a minute because we've been talk.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Like let me know if you want to you need
for your wedding.
Speaker 14 (23:45):
So it didn't come as quickly for us, but like
I think the moment that we did it was like
it was I feel like it's always it's like, uh,
pretty quickly you kind of know your top like three
or four.
Speaker 11 (23:55):
Then most of the season is just kind of weeding
out of you. But I'm sure like pretty quick you
kind of like okay, but.
Speaker 14 (24:01):
I will be honest, like I can I hear this, Yeah,
definitely at the bottom.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Why why it's just because no, okay, don't.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Relax because.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
Everybody it's over, just.
Speaker 14 (24:17):
Because we didn't talk and so obviously, like the reason
why I kept him was because his limma interest was
still like genuine and I was like.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
Wait, yeah, I think there's more substance to him.
Speaker 14 (24:25):
Yeah, me keep him around, But it's we don't talk
to everyone, so like it's hard.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
I'm like, yeah, I do.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yes, we were both of your limo exits. Did you
did they talk you into gimmicks? I'm always curious with
the gimmicks.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
I was like so against it because I'm like, I
feel like it's totally.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Not Did they try to make you do like come
drive up pancake because.
Speaker 6 (24:42):
I know because I was from Georgia, they were like
bring him like peaches.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Oh god, yeah, yeah exactly, like make.
Speaker 12 (24:49):
A piece, make no peace, Yeah, we make a sweet potato,
bring out the little easy.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
Make up.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Like, no, I'm going to Did you have a gimmick?
Speaker 5 (25:02):
No? I actually didn't, And that's that's why.
Speaker 11 (25:04):
Yeah, that's why I like, I'm thankful I did because
if I did that party, she would kick me out.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Yeah, but I didn't have a gimmick. I was just honest.
I had two different ones I was gonna choose from.
Speaker 11 (25:12):
One was gimmicky, which was like I don't think I've
said this, but it was gonna give her like the
note your favorite I looked online and said her favorite
movie was The Notebook Cue.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
I was going to give her an empty and he.
Speaker 12 (25:23):
Was going to build an all night yeah sweet.
Speaker 11 (25:31):
The second option was just honestly because at that point
I was so burnt out because those two weeks were hellish.
I mean, you're doing you know, six nine months for
stuff in two weeks. So like I was like so
burnt out. So I was just like, let me explain
my story and why. Yeah, like I was called here
and so I just like did this like two minutes again.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
That's nice.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
It's a winter move right there.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
And then so here's my question, winter move? And then
what do you go through this experience? And you never
know for both of you if you're going to go
home night one you don't like, so you become you
become the bachelorette, you get chosen like and then you
do you know, like you start your life together, Like
what is the experience like for your family and friends
(26:12):
and stuff?
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Like how does that?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Like is it because you go from being an anonymous person?
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Like is it hard for people? Or is it cool?
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Like I'll take I'll take this one. How was it
for you?
Speaker 6 (26:24):
Who was it for you?
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Y answer so easy, I'll let them do it.
Speaker 14 (26:31):
I will say it was a little bit like I
did grieve like my life, Yeah, a little bit, And
it was definitely an adjustment period for sure. It's not
or like it's so fun like I almost feel like
bad saying it, because yes, we have like all these
amazing opportunities. But it's like, at the end of the day,
it's like if your sole purpose was coming a fine love. Yeah,
found that, It's like yay, let's like wrap this up. Yeah,
(26:53):
now you have all this other stuff.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
Yeah you and it's it's overwhelming. It's gotta be.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
And is the privacy being alone and and like trying
to build something together.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
And it's like, but you sort of have to. It's
not you know, you have eyes on you exactly. I
can see that.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Well, are you guys enjoying I'm just gonna open this up.
First of all, Charity and Dowton are fucking amazing, are they?
Speaker 4 (27:18):
We were so excited that you were coming. I could have.
Speaker 12 (27:21):
And I'll say, like normally you know we we we're
really hot by ourselves.
Speaker 8 (27:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
Yeah, these two beautiful people right here.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Ye aren't they hot? Just you ever met a non
eleven from the show? Everybody is fucking.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Hot, crazy, they're hot, about to do.
Speaker 13 (27:42):
It?
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Do it around now?
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Okay, overall round of applause.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Are you guys enjoying Jonahs the Golden Bachelorette. I am
liking her way and This is nothing against her, but
I think I was so protective of the women that
were in their seventies that I was sort of like,
can't we get somebody as old as Gary?
Speaker 12 (28:07):
You know?
Speaker 4 (28:07):
But I'm finding her to be such a charming lead.
Speaker 15 (28:10):
You guys enjoying the show, Yeah, there should be a
date where they all get surgery together.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
All right? So and are you guys enjoying jonahs Aboutchelorette? Yeah,
all right, we're gonna get into it.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
We're gonna get into the Golden Bauchlerett here are here's
my first favorite four all stars.
Speaker 13 (28:31):
Okay, all right, okay Pastal Charles leather Jacket in his
last Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
All right, easy, alright, So we you're gonna start with
He's gone too soon, Jack, We hardly knew you gott
He was an incredible Chicago drawn conco. He's doing cannonballs
into the pool and treating it like an h G
TV show, Like, oh my god, look at this fucking.
Speaker 12 (28:59):
Pergla ask somebody from Chicago. This dude is every way
dude that I've ever met, and I love him.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
I love him, and we'll get to all of them.
But we have Gary, who's a king I love him.
I cannot stop crying.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Every time he open some of his mouth, I start sobbing. Pascal,
who my brother, has some theories on not bracelets?
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Okay? And then may have Charles.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
God damn smoke show, smooth a show.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
I'm obsessed with Charles. Jonah's not Charles is.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Not in Charles Jonah's in charge. I'm obsessed with Charles. Okay,
I'm gonna let I'm gonna let you. Who do you
want to start with? Who you guys want to start with?
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Oh my god? Can we start with Pascal?
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Let alar you have a theory? So Allerie, it's my brother.
Speaker 16 (29:59):
I thin I think there's about a fifteen percent chance
that he's.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
A con man.
Speaker 9 (30:04):
Totally agree, totally agree.
Speaker 7 (30:07):
There's a fifteen he's from Scranton, he's from Pennsylvania.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
Fifteen chance he may be a total con man. I
totally agree, all right, and throwing it out, all right.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
That's very funny.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Yeah, that's very I'm gonna well, listen, I was.
Speaker 12 (30:26):
I'm from Chicago, and I'll tell you there's one block
where people pretend to be fringe.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
He's from that lower lower what is that? I can't
tell you. My name is Jacques.
Speaker 11 (30:38):
I know.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Okay, So what are you okay, Jerry? How are you feeling?
Tell me about your thoughts. So the last episode, for
those of you don't watch, there's a lot of people
who just listen to the podcast and don't watch the show.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
The last episode pass.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Don't put this on me.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
No, I'm gonna tell. I'm gonna tell what happens.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
So they got a one on one date and he
got the pretty woman shopping date, to which Pascal announces,
I am Julia Robbers.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
I feel like pretty woman. They bring out Wayne Newton
who has his new teeth and he's killing it and
he plays dress.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Up and he he kept being Julia Roberts. He was
not Richard gear in Vegas.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Yeah, and they kept Sharon.
Speaker 12 (31:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
He kept saying I am Julia Roberts.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
Yeah yeah. Why can't he be it's twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
Body, he's sixty eight. His body is insane for sixty
Why he looks pretty good?
Speaker 8 (31:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (31:38):
No, no, that's just that's not a con too. To
look at him.
Speaker 13 (31:44):
What do you think I feel that Pascal look at
him is shredded like a Julianne salad and.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
I'm here for it.
Speaker 13 (31:50):
No fat on him whatsoever. However, I was worried about this.
If they do hook up, they do get married.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
There is such a thing. And I do read I
read lit. It's called gender division of labor. And he
don't do nothing. Oh yeah, you don't.
Speaker 12 (32:08):
Mean he started the episode was like, I don't do laundry.
I don't know, I don't clean.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
He didn't even want her to drive. He did not
want her drive in that port. She did not want
her to drive. He didn't like it.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
Why are you looking through me? Like I agree with him?
I don't know you are?
Speaker 4 (32:27):
You are a gentle king, you are no believe it.
I was just I got lost in Pascal.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
You're right, I see the end in the beginning living.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
In the mansion.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Are there people that were like trying to sort of
like get people to do stuff for them or is
this like a Pascal only situation?
Speaker 14 (32:45):
No, I mean we're girls, So yeah, it was definitely
like there were girls that were like, can you like
cook breakfast?
Speaker 6 (32:50):
Can you?
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (32:51):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (32:51):
That's fine? And where there's who was it?
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Name names?
Speaker 7 (32:55):
Who was it?
Speaker 5 (32:59):
Think? I know who it was?
Speaker 12 (33:00):
Who?
Speaker 5 (33:00):
In the vocally did that ye spill the team. You're
not unders no more.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Oh, speaking of nd as, I think we might have
just a guest here who we we can't talk to,
but we were obsessed with his grocery store.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Is he here?
Speaker 6 (33:20):
Is he here?
Speaker 4 (33:21):
No, he's not. Is he here?
Speaker 6 (33:24):
I don't think he is.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
He's not here.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
I thought you had Taylor Dane out there.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Is Taylor Dane, Ladies and gentlemen, Taylor Day. He didn't come.
He knew okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, it's okay.
He wanted to come. He wanted to come and go.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Yeah, because he got stuck at the amazing grocery store
that his family went to.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
Was it called again? Have you guys been to a Yes?
Speaker 12 (33:48):
I do.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
I need to rent a car North Northeast. I've never
heard of this called. It's Leonard.
Speaker 9 (33:56):
A guy's name is Stuart Leonard.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
Oh, Stuart Leonard. Yeah, I was thinking there can only
be one Stulander.
Speaker 9 (34:08):
That's forty year old. Joke is really going to go
over the young.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
I thought you were saying, stool innerds.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Is a.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
Find this if you're not thrown by the potato stool innerds.
Speaker 9 (34:29):
Yeah, that's my that's my only fans handle stool inards.
They're very unique, very unique.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
Eleven thousand likes so far. The Brave Ship with Swords.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Wow, okay, so Pascal. She's horning for Pascal, though she's
feeling is.
Speaker 12 (34:51):
Horny pass I'm horning for Pasca.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
This man is a.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Came on, like we we.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
He He's also like, no, look, I love beauty stuff.
I love clam I looked it up to his salon
in Chicago.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
Closed. Oh there's another one that looks nice. It looks nice.
That's in a different but it's not actually in Chicago anymore.
But it looks very pretty. But it seems like he
has one location. Are you really flying in private planes?
I don't know.
Speaker 12 (35:27):
So you're saying he keeping up appearances.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
I don't know. I don't know what the I can't
add up the money.
Speaker 12 (35:33):
Of like that as the resident Chicago, and I'll tell
you we'd be lying.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
You know what Pascal's real name is.
Speaker 9 (35:46):
I wouldn't be surprised. I love he kept dropping like.
Speaker 15 (35:49):
I've been in a lot of private place before, just
so you know, this is not my first time. I'm
very rich in case you didn't know, which is only
people who are rich at all would do that. True,
he is a such a I totally agree he's a
comment Well, no, he clear that.
Speaker 16 (36:03):
He said I've been in a lot of jets before.
I didn't say private jets.
Speaker 15 (36:07):
But he meant the football team jets, Yes, Alaric's and
they were jets when he was being extradited.
Speaker 10 (36:15):
Yeah, back to France for crimes committed at grocery store.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
Being too hot.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Okay, So do we think like forty with just like,
did he waxes that chess? Because it is Yes, absolutely,
it looks nice.
Speaker 9 (36:33):
I think he I think he's coming on.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
I want to just give a shout out, Seth. You
made me laugh so hard on the podcast. That's not
numerous times we were talking about the First Impression Rows
and we were talking about Keith and I was like,
I was like, I think mostly he's tall, and you
go tall, he goes, He's no Jacob ALORDI.
Speaker 15 (36:53):
I was like, there's different kinds of tall, like Don
and the Jacob Aliity are actually tall. He's like Shrek tall.
He's like a big oaf who doesn't know what to
do with his limbs.
Speaker 9 (37:06):
Can't confirm you know what I'm saying it's a different
kind of tall.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
He's got a county sheriff's thing happened. Yes, gotta reelect
this guy.
Speaker 9 (37:15):
He's got the Lenny from Yes, Yes, Lenny men, Yes, Yes,
tell me.
Speaker 5 (37:23):
About the robots.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Wait, didn't what did you say? What did you say?
Speaker 5 (37:28):
I said, he's the Lenny from my damn look over there?
He just look over there? Where my where my theater?
Speaker 12 (37:36):
Kids?
Speaker 5 (37:36):
Who know that reference? Look away? That's why he keeps
petting Joe. She's gonna get a broken neck. Just a
school literature for you. Yeah, I just I just want
to say to you know that.
Speaker 12 (37:51):
I just want to say, nobody roasted you like this,
like we roasted my man right here.
Speaker 9 (37:56):
We was all in on you, was all that is
so funny?
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Who's the tallest one in the sea of giants that
were charities?
Speaker 5 (38:03):
Man?
Speaker 4 (38:03):
Were you.
Speaker 5 (38:10):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (38:11):
Round there you go?
Speaker 17 (38:21):
No music, no music, no music, no music, no music,
no music, no music, okay, no music.
Speaker 5 (38:32):
And that's a question for Dotton's mom. Were you a
big baby?
Speaker 4 (38:36):
Were you a baby?
Speaker 2 (38:37):
No?
Speaker 11 (38:37):
Right, I was pretty average for the most part, right mom,
She's like, you were incredibly.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
The longest twelve hours of my life. Yes, my god.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
Okay, So then who do you guys want to talk
about next? We have Charles we love. Okay, let's talk
about Charles.
Speaker 5 (38:59):
You guys are love. You guys are not slow Burn.
Speaker 8 (39:02):
That's okay, Oh, bone Zone, time for the bone Zone.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Here's the thing about And I'm just gonna say, overall
with the show and we can talk, like they get
it right and the fact that what I like about
it is you can. I was concerned after they got
Gary season so right and then it was so popular
and then it didn't quite work, Like I was concerned
that people would want to come on seeming to want
(39:43):
to get fame or whatever. And I feel like they
cast it so well, and I just as I did
with Gary season when Cat Stevens started playing, I was crying,
like their humanity and like that's why we watched, like
even though it's like like to watch their stories and
to see me and all sort to see men like
could acting and probably they probably even talked to anybody
like this since maybe they were little kids or something
(40:05):
like could, Like like I feel like watching these friendships
and these relationships give up how I cry every episode.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
It's beautiful.
Speaker 15 (40:12):
It is beautiful, really beautiful having said that Charlotte is
a bummer. Charles, Charles, he's just constantly talking about his
dead wife.
Speaker 5 (40:26):
Take it, Jordan, happen. I felt blindsided. First of all,
there will be no salty talk about Charles. We must
have end him it all. Yes, everyone loves Charles.
Speaker 13 (40:37):
Charles is in charge. Charles is a slow burn, a
slow lover. And let me tell you something about Charles.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Yes, take it, taking his energy.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Do not be fooled that man fucks okay man? Oh yeah,
oh yeah, I thought this guy you said, we don't.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Charles, Okay, Charles, Charles sitting sitting alone at the prom
and the bleachers, watching the dancing, and then finding out
it was his first date and his deceased wife's first
date and they fell in love and they got married,
and then you can see him in this loop of
(41:26):
like what happened?
Speaker 4 (41:27):
What happened? And to think that who I picked is
the villain guy with his new teeth coming in, saving
the day, saving the day that he was, and he
was like, you gotta put it down, man, she bit
her tongue. You gotta put it down.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
And I'm like and like guy twice Episode three, coming
over Captain Kimball will get to later.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
Yes, Jerry, you didn't find that a little odd? Well,
this is with a skeptic in me. All right. First off,
first off, I was right about Devons, So you got
Jerry was about Devon. You gotta get me right. This
look as hard as that conversation and heart wrenching. You know,
there was blood and there is very upsetting and it's
(42:10):
very dark. I'm like, really, I don't buy it.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
Yeah, my anten is up.
Speaker 5 (42:17):
I'm like, you're at this? What is this for?
Speaker 4 (42:20):
And there's no way you think of the Golden Bachelorette.
Speaker 5 (42:26):
Yes, I do. Wow, and you'll see.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
Jack Keys, you were right about Devon, you and I
was wrong. You were right. I was wrong. You were right.
Speaker 6 (42:38):
Keys.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
Your take on Charles, I love him.
Speaker 5 (42:41):
I love him. He's not gonna win, but I love him. Yeah,
you know he's not. Yeah, they know. Yeah, I know.
He's already one. He's already one. He's like five two,
he's like five to.
Speaker 9 (42:52):
There's no ways he's not gonna win.
Speaker 5 (42:54):
But he FA's way too easily into the bunk bed. Yes,
Bolts are right on up.
Speaker 9 (43:01):
He's swimming in swimming in.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
Our people's Princess. What do you feel about Charles? Jessica
Kelly lated it on the Jessica and Banana. Banana Jessica,
how do you guys feel about Charles?
Speaker 11 (43:13):
I love Charles, and I really I feel like this
franchise talks about loss better than like anything out there.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Yes, it's like people have lost someone that they've actually
deal with grief and lost better than Yeah, they do beautiful.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
Oh I've tried it a couple, me too.
Speaker 10 (43:30):
Listen, I've been waterworks. I'm just not buying Charles. I'm
not buying I'm not buying it. Everybody else Gary, Yeah,
oh my god, every time talks and gets choked up,
I get choked up.
Speaker 4 (43:43):
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (43:43):
He's so earnest. I didn't buy.
Speaker 6 (43:45):
How sure the doctor was on his theory?
Speaker 5 (43:48):
Yeah, he was just trying to like she better tongue?
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Moving on?
Speaker 5 (43:51):
Who's cooking?
Speaker 4 (43:54):
There's a gazer? I guess, doctor Banana, how do you
feel about Charles?
Speaker 5 (43:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (43:59):
He is a doctor, you're a doctor.
Speaker 5 (44:01):
Is that what happened really happened in that mouth?
Speaker 18 (44:03):
I do think it's odd no one told him that
she bit her tongue when it happened.
Speaker 5 (44:07):
You don't buy that No.
Speaker 18 (44:08):
I mean, I just think it's weird that no one
asked nothing happened.
Speaker 5 (44:11):
Yes, it is weird. Years it is weird.
Speaker 18 (44:13):
Say something like it's stuck with the Like in the moment,
you'd be like, why Cherry very easy easy is their
blood and like not ry very.
Speaker 4 (44:21):
Easy, Jerry easy, Jerry. The Big Potato was last night?
Speaker 5 (44:25):
Just like why did you wait this law?
Speaker 4 (44:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (44:28):
Okay, okay, you wouldn't can I can? I ask you?
Speaker 12 (44:33):
Shearity and Dold and something as people who were on
this show? Are you able to tell easier than we
probably are? Like no chance this person has a chance
top three, top five, blah blah.
Speaker 14 (44:44):
Blah, one thousand, especially especially if you have well, I
mean if you have like Joan, she was on Gary season,
so you can tell her personality and kind of like
if you know her in person, it's just a lot easier,
Like yeah, but please happen.
Speaker 5 (44:58):
I need you to say, y'all talk you y'all talking
like oh yeah, I just want to drink.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
What do you want?
Speaker 5 (45:06):
Whatever?
Speaker 4 (45:06):
You I'm having a vodka.
Speaker 5 (45:09):
Let's get charity, don't we get drink. Let's get on drunk.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
We have drink tickets.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Is it possible to get to vodka, soda limes for charity.
I'll give you mind to start because clearly I can't
handle liquid, and then I'll get mine in a second
tickets period.
Speaker 6 (45:25):
I don't need it.
Speaker 5 (45:26):
Where did that one come from? That's odd?
Speaker 19 (45:29):
Just a standalone please, okay, we don't have to talk
about Yeah.
Speaker 15 (45:34):
I just find it strange that it was bothering him
for so many years and and guy solve the murder
within three minutes having no evidence.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
I got, I got you know, okay, we got Alic.
Speaker 16 (45:45):
What do you think every time Charles opens his mouth,
it's just you cry.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
It's so.
Speaker 5 (45:52):
It's so heartfelt, it's beautiful. He's he's spot on. He's
on about that he said.
Speaker 12 (46:02):
And I'm paraphrasing, but he said, like when you when
you are like not feeling well, I'm.
Speaker 5 (46:09):
Behind you and that's everything. What did j I don't
know what.
Speaker 6 (46:14):
I'm not in charge, but I got.
Speaker 5 (46:16):
What When he said really, I was like, what the fuck?
That doesn't mean anything. That's gibberish. Where Jerry's coming from?
Because I I had an epiphany today when we're talk
to us. So here's the deal.
Speaker 11 (46:31):
I actually love Charles to any on my heart strings
and everything. You said help, But I had a thought
and I said, Okay, if he was just a normal
white dude with no accent, would still have the same effect.
Speaker 5 (46:46):
Well, well, well I can say that because I'm like,
when you know what I got talking, I got you,
you got you. I love Charles the record. He's my
favorite on thishe You're.
Speaker 12 (47:06):
Going to.
Speaker 5 (47:08):
Consider this. This has turned into a town hall meeting and.
Speaker 18 (47:14):
We're going to throw This is an opinion I've had
from the start that I've never shared me because people
don't love when you say ship like this, say it
as a child of immigrants. We fetishize the ship out
of Charles.
Speaker 5 (47:26):
I'm sorry, I have to.
Speaker 6 (47:27):
Say it's yes true.
Speaker 18 (47:29):
We go like, oh my god, he's so cute with
this little like like this dad speak like he's a
real person. Okay, and he lost his wife okay, and
yeah he has an accent. But like we agree, like
we can't trust him. We don't fully know this man.
Speaker 5 (47:47):
Look, they all wives, they all lost their wives. He's
the only one that carries a weird con. I think
about it.
Speaker 4 (47:59):
Well, if here's some of the words, it's like, no,
you're right. If it was Keith if it was Okay,
what if Keith was saying.
Speaker 9 (48:06):
The same.
Speaker 4 (48:08):
Jack Jack, Yeah, you're right, I think you were.
Speaker 9 (48:11):
Keith was saying the same thing in the same accent,
would you still like it?
Speaker 2 (48:15):
No?
Speaker 12 (48:16):
No, I mean I'll say, like, if a white dude
came up, I was like, Charles is not in charge?
Speaker 5 (48:22):
Was shut up? Do you think what if it was Scott?
Speaker 13 (48:28):
It's okay, that's wait, but wait, a lot of people
are talking about things that are hypothetical. Okay, here's the thing.
Here's why I love Charles because he is real. Okay, Charles, Okay, okay, Charles.
Because there's a lot in that sex gumbo.
Speaker 5 (48:43):
Okay. And if I need to say it one more time,
that man fucks Okay, yes.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Okay, all right, you know what, And I will say,
Charles is gonna get a girlfriend out of this because
a lot.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
The next he's he's pulling up right now? Is he
speaks brimming d MS brimming this man?
Speaker 4 (49:08):
Yeah, yes, he is.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Truly, there's gonna be a line of women. He will
never not have a date for the rest of his life.
Speaker 4 (49:17):
As obvious, he's.
Speaker 15 (49:17):
Wanting to go on a date like the French Pole
Vaulter of this game everything like sometimes you went in
a different way.
Speaker 13 (49:26):
They're gonna catch Charles on the street wearing gray sweats sweatpants.
Speaker 5 (49:30):
People are gonna be like, oh my.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
God, do you guys remember their French pole Vaulter who went?
Who lost because his dick knocked over the thing?
Speaker 15 (49:39):
His dick was F's dog was so big he knocked
over his own But he lost, but he won.
Speaker 5 (49:52):
No, they did not.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Yes, hmm, okay, I'm gonna call on people now here
we go.
Speaker 5 (50:05):
We really quickly.
Speaker 6 (50:06):
Just talk about Jonathan's tattoo.
Speaker 4 (50:08):
Yeah, he's hot.
Speaker 5 (50:10):
Is it it's feathers.
Speaker 6 (50:14):
We're gonna find out next week.
Speaker 5 (50:15):
It's a freeheaded hydra. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (50:17):
Okay, so he's going to be Okay, So I'm rooting.
Speaker 6 (50:22):
For John Man.
Speaker 4 (50:22):
He's hot.
Speaker 5 (50:23):
I root for everybody black. Yeah, sorry, sorry, but I'm
rooting for John. I like John. He's cool.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
I have one question though, because he's so sweet and
I want him to be like to know how great
I'm wanting to be a champion, to know that he's
the fucking man. I'm I feel like there's a little
connect the dots between A and C of like wait,
so you were sleeping and your wifeels like can we
can I say you for second, yeah, can you?
Speaker 5 (50:50):
I mean when he said that, I was like, oh, bro,
you was a problem.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
It was a problem, but like, but I do I
do so for those of you who don't watch at
home or if we don't watch. He was asleep and
his wife came in and woke him up, and he
thought he had a happy marriage. He's like, I'm a father,
I'm a husband. And then his wife woke him up
one night and was like piecing out, I'm out, I
want a divorce and like he's.
Speaker 4 (51:17):
Been rattled and it was five years ago.
Speaker 5 (51:19):
It's crazy.
Speaker 12 (51:20):
It's a crazy thing. I wasn't married, but I was
engaged and then it didn't happen, and it is a
crazy thing to like even and we're fine now, but
like that, I don't even want to call it rejection,
but like that, like oh, you saying I'm going to
spend my life with somebody and the like they say, no,
we're not.
Speaker 4 (51:36):
Yeah, did you seem to you? Did you see personally?
Did you Was it a surprise when it happened with you?
Speaker 12 (51:42):
It wasn't a surprise because it happened over a pandemic,
so it was like a slow sam.
Speaker 4 (51:47):
I'm as fast time global pandemic. He started making miniatures.
Speaker 12 (51:53):
Almost fast enough. But like when he did when he said, like.
Speaker 4 (51:57):
Yeah, true story, okay, I felt.
Speaker 12 (52:03):
When he said, like, yo, man, it takes a minute
to get your confidence back after that.
Speaker 5 (52:06):
Well even say those exact words.
Speaker 20 (52:08):
But yeah, I feel like what you're getting at is
there's a little of the story left out.
Speaker 5 (52:13):
He was like, she woke me up and said they're
always YadA YadA.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
I wanted to work, Okay, charity, take the floor, charity,
what are you doinssaying like.
Speaker 14 (52:23):
Obviously there's limited time, but also there's parts of conversations
that get cut out, so we don't know he did
like the role that he played. I'm just saying like
I highly don't believe that the wife just like, okay,
by example, just like you reuse to believe, like you're
just like in denial. That's fine, yeah, you thing, But
(52:43):
to say I had no role or like I didn't.
Speaker 11 (52:45):
Contribute almost almost always like you're going to find people
in the season you say like I was cheated on, right,
that's definitely right.
Speaker 5 (52:52):
But they never explained how. They never.
Speaker 4 (52:57):
Gonn I was linny and then.
Speaker 5 (53:02):
You're gonna hear yeah, I got cheated. You don't know
what you got it. I was cheated for fifteen years.
Speaker 11 (53:11):
Becomes the whole story and was like wobbing for them
and becoming a hero.
Speaker 4 (53:14):
And it's like, y'are aler Did you believe it?
Speaker 1 (53:17):
When he said, did you believe that? There was nothing else? Yeah,
there's never nothing else. There's never nothing else.
Speaker 5 (53:23):
I feel like my ex husband could have given.
Speaker 6 (53:25):
A version of that story.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
Yeah, okay, okay, what do you mean, I'm the bad
I'm the bad guy, like.
Speaker 4 (53:31):
Yeah, but really happy marriage.
Speaker 5 (53:34):
Yeah, but are you saying you just confronted him and
out of the blue. He didn't see it coming and
felt out of the blue to him.
Speaker 14 (53:41):
He had no conversations that were like therapy you guys
were talking about like in a way because there was
some stuff going on.
Speaker 4 (53:49):
It wasn't like no no pream but.
Speaker 5 (53:51):
There was no like inciting incident. There was no did
you wake him up to do it? Please?
Speaker 4 (53:57):
When the box of miniatures? Yeah, yeah, okay, there's someone
in the house.
Speaker 5 (54:03):
I'm just kidding. I want a divorce.
Speaker 13 (54:04):
In some cultures, yeah, in some cultures, that is allowed
on the like whenever February has twenty nine days.
Speaker 4 (54:11):
Yes, yeah, you could do that. Okay, what we're going
to keep it moving all right? Who else do we have?
What else?
Speaker 2 (54:17):
Do?
Speaker 5 (54:18):
Wake up? You're getting a divorce?
Speaker 6 (54:21):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (54:22):
Okay? Your life's about to change?
Speaker 4 (54:24):
Okay? We also she went on a date with Chalk.
She goes she went to Disneyland with a guy named Chalk?
Speaker 5 (54:29):
What is going on with that guy's name?
Speaker 4 (54:32):
What is Dewey? And he's going there?
Speaker 2 (54:35):
He is?
Speaker 5 (54:35):
Who chalk is?
Speaker 1 (54:39):
Okayanity Fair said doctor Bob who got struck by lightning
and was dead for twelve minutes.
Speaker 4 (54:44):
We love oh Chalk, Chalk, chalk with it? Do you
think he.
Speaker 5 (54:48):
Reminds me of Spengler from the Ghostbusters?
Speaker 8 (54:51):
Okay?
Speaker 16 (54:52):
You know?
Speaker 4 (54:52):
Do we think too?
Speaker 5 (54:53):
Harold ramis right?
Speaker 1 (54:54):
Yes, self eliminating next week. It looks like and I
feel like they have a good connection.
Speaker 5 (55:00):
Yeah, but you know R two D two.
Speaker 4 (55:03):
What he got threatened by R tot.
Speaker 5 (55:10):
And he didn't like it.
Speaker 4 (55:11):
Okay. Do you guys think that Kelsey's dad, Mark is
going to win? Do you think do you think he'll
be the next Golden Batch?
Speaker 19 (55:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (55:21):
I don't think so. I don't.
Speaker 4 (55:23):
I love him too. I love him.
Speaker 5 (55:25):
I don't think he will. Okay, so this is in
his fifties, right.
Speaker 4 (55:28):
He's too young. He's too young. He's too young, too young,
top center and top writer, two different.
Speaker 5 (55:34):
Is he tall enough?
Speaker 4 (55:35):
I don't know. Do we have other slides tanna of
any of the people that we haven't?
Speaker 9 (55:40):
There's no way they were all there at the same
time the mansion.
Speaker 1 (55:44):
Oh no, okay, who watches below deck and has seen.
Speaker 4 (55:50):
Captain leag Did Captain Lee morph into Captain kivin just
join the Bachelor? They are the person, they are the same.
Speaker 1 (56:01):
Have you ever seen a less cool way to try
to woule a woman than a sea shanty?
Speaker 5 (56:07):
Yes? It's asking hard.
Speaker 1 (56:10):
That was hard, and they were not. He was not
a cool head. Somebody, did you guys feel?
Speaker 4 (56:20):
I did?
Speaker 1 (56:21):
Like that guy was like, I'm not gonna send you
out there alone. I'll sing your dumb sea chance. Would
you have sung the sea shanty with Captain cam.
Speaker 4 (56:30):
Now? Would you have saying it if you were in
the house?
Speaker 5 (56:32):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (56:34):
Look at that.
Speaker 5 (56:34):
Ioundary.
Speaker 11 (56:35):
I was like, that's a crazy idea to get everybody in,
because you know that's gonna He's gonna have a one
on one.
Speaker 5 (56:41):
He'd be like, hey, you see what idea? Yeah, he'll
take credit. It's like, by the.
Speaker 4 (56:46):
Way, that's what Gary Gary was. How much do we
love Gary?
Speaker 3 (56:51):
Love?
Speaker 1 (56:52):
And as Seth pointed out in the episode this week,
these men love a picture frame.
Speaker 4 (56:57):
They love to frame something everything.
Speaker 9 (57:01):
There's a framer in the house, there's a framing store
in the house.
Speaker 4 (57:08):
But I feel like he's going to get dates too,
like his his authenticity in his heart. The right woman's they're.
Speaker 1 (57:17):
Going to find him just like you know what, we
need a golden paradise on a cruise, a cruise sha Like,
I just need to become a producer.
Speaker 6 (57:27):
Oh my god, I should become a producer.
Speaker 4 (57:28):
I want to do it with you.
Speaker 1 (57:29):
Okay, I would do it with you in a hervey
we should do it has to be kind, it has
to be kind.
Speaker 6 (57:37):
Like the chaos. That would be good chaos, not evil.
Speaker 4 (57:41):
But no, and I felt ask him, you're as.
Speaker 5 (57:48):
Fans zip it.
Speaker 18 (57:54):
You guys.
Speaker 5 (57:55):
Who does Kathy's work?
Speaker 4 (57:57):
Oh, she looks incredible.
Speaker 18 (57:59):
He looks in credit haircut. Whoever is literally doing Kathy's work?
Speaker 4 (58:04):
Call me, call me, call me.
Speaker 21 (58:06):
I need like you know, forty years, I'm getting the
Catholic and beat you in forty years, I'm getting the Catholic.
Speaker 5 (58:13):
Okay, can we Oh? I just wanted to mention I
really liked Gary's work during kickball. Oh my god, the
kickball game.
Speaker 13 (58:21):
I mean like the kickball of it all really separated,
like who wanted it most?
Speaker 5 (58:25):
You know. Yes, there was hip displacia. Yeah, there was
ye sciatica.
Speaker 13 (58:31):
There was like a guy fully like Pete rose into
a base like just like and I was like, at
this age, in this economy, you're gonna do that, like.
Speaker 5 (58:39):
He and that dude got voted off. Yeah, yeah about that.
Speaker 1 (58:44):
He was working off SETH was saying that he was
at first going I can stand up, I can sit down.
Speaker 4 (58:49):
I can stand up.
Speaker 9 (58:50):
It was his flex.
Speaker 15 (58:50):
He was like, look I can sit up and stead
up and sit down. The only one here I can drive.
Speaker 5 (58:56):
It right, Yeah all day.
Speaker 12 (59:00):
On the Regular Bachelor franchise, y'all can do that. Everybody's
young and fit. If they keep doing this on the
that Golden One, like somebody is going to.
Speaker 5 (59:09):
Die on the air. They're gonna bungee jump and it's
just gonna be a tour. So we didn't have this
is gonna be would God, but they got that Medicare.
They're like all day but literally shouted out Medicare on
the show. They're like we out here on Medicare.
Speaker 7 (59:26):
Lest Yeah, the Waker Oaks was the brain waker baby
of this episode.
Speaker 1 (59:33):
Jesse Palmer killed it, and I love Jesse Palmer. What
if you had to take a sport to show off?
What would you do in the Golden Being or any
regular big good.
Speaker 16 (59:44):
Lord, nothing, that's not I've made a list before. If
every at of me you can possibly have to be
get his port and I have none of it. I
can't balance strength, endurance, none of it.
Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Yeah, he's blind and one eye.
Speaker 20 (01:00:02):
I love that Alaric's making lists while watching the guy. Yeah,
it's just like, no, I can't do this, I can't
do that. Oh my god, looks like I'm out. What
about You know what he'd be good at? Is you
look like you could be good at curling?
Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
You know, curl? Yeah, it's all whirling.
Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Fucking guy.
Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
Slid to bend down to Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I can
see that.
Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
That's Jordan and no one looks like does he looks
like he could represent Canada?
Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Yeah, And I will say that Alaric and all of
the you, me and mom are were like great wedding dance.
Like if you have a sort of shy like cousins,
we're really fun at a wedding. To get the dance
floor going. They know we've been to their wedding. We're available.
Speaker 6 (01:00:55):
You want to invite ours?
Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
Yeah, I would like that. I'll get that dancer going.
Honey and the right everybody.
Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
Checked under your seat. You have an invitation? Why do
you write out? You get a wedding, and you get
a wedding.
Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
That shows me that I feel like we're ready for
a game, yes, but before that, I feel like there's
something that needs to happen.
Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
I feel like the Mansion men.
Speaker 9 (01:01:27):
I feel like we did write a song.
Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
We're the Mansion man. Me me me, me, me, me
me and gentleman, the Mansion man.
Speaker 5 (01:01:39):
Oh yeah, I was in the brown woofing puffs.
Speaker 9 (01:01:43):
Here we go, Yeah, here we go. I wrote this
before Captain Kim wrote.
Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
His thank you, thank you, just so you know, Seth Her, Jordan, Carlos,
Jerry Trainer, everybody here we go.
Speaker 5 (01:01:57):
Has anyone been practicing this for one month?
Speaker 9 (01:02:00):
Does anyone have a pitch pipe.
Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
That's a Gee, that's a g dry where you're flat?
Where's Kim when you need him?
Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
Okay, Seth take it away?
Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
Oh lord? And a three. We are the mention man
the Golden Season mentioned man.
Speaker 9 (01:02:19):
We love to talk about our dead.
Speaker 19 (01:02:21):
Why oh, let's talk about our Deadesta?
Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
Can we mention our wives are.
Speaker 15 (01:02:31):
Except for the one who woke him up and told
him to back up his stuff?
Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
That story seems super soft.
Speaker 15 (01:02:38):
Then there's Jack who likes to drink, and Kim who
likes to fix the sink.
Speaker 19 (01:02:42):
And guy wants to paint in one of the steaks
with his big tea, and Pastelle wants to cut your
fringe and tell you any super cringe like woman should and.
Speaker 5 (01:02:53):
Be allowed to drive it came together? Oh my god,
magine all day, all day.
Speaker 6 (01:03:13):
Rose.
Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
Wow.
Speaker 18 (01:03:14):
Can we just say arden I wrote those lyrics while
eating tacos?
Speaker 9 (01:03:17):
Yes, yeah you did, Yeah you did.
Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Okay, are you guys ready to play a game? So
we've decided that Charity and Jerry are gonna play against
each other, and I'll tell you the rules that.
Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
You each and we're gonna tell you the rules of
the game.
Speaker 5 (01:03:34):
I don't know you get to play.
Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
Somebody from the audience okay, and it's sort of like
what is that show pyramid?
Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Okay, So it's basically like if the we're gonna have
things in the hat, and then there's gonna be a timer,
and we can have three people play because I think
we have enough things in the hat and they'll be
exciting prize that we'll giveaway. That might be a giant
TMU pink Rose fascinator that I'll put on right now,
so you see.
Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
What you're playing for.
Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
Fascinating, you see what you're playing for.
Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
I think we can have a third person play. Who
should play?
Speaker 5 (01:04:13):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (01:04:14):
Wait, are you picking good?
Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
So you're gonna Charity Jerry? And then one more from
the lineup Alaric, Alaric, no jaquise.
Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
So here's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
So say that the thing in the hat says Jesse Palmer.
You're not allowed to say Jesse Palmer. You would go
he's the host of the show, you know, like and
say you don't know who those of the show is.
You could be like, my hand has a Paul, you
know what I mean. You just can't say the word.
So we'll have people who are gonna be scorekeepers and
(01:04:49):
whoever wins gets this beautiful Tamu Rose fascinator. Okay, so
you guys run out and pick somebody who you want
to play with from the audience.
Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
You each pick or just we don't have run out,
you just point to pick. Yes.
Speaker 5 (01:05:04):
First thing, right here?
Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
Come on, come on, pick somebody's person. Okay, we're here.
Speaker 5 (01:05:11):
Okay, jaredy gotta pick somebody. Charity Okay, Charity, got it? Hello?
Speaker 22 (01:05:17):
Okay, I wish I could pick everyone because okay again, okay, okay,
all right.
Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
First up, we're.
Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Gonna have Jaqueese because he's seen this before. Okay, so
we need a scorekeeper. Okay, will you score keep? Will
you score keep for Jaques?
Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
I don't even know? Will you score keep for Charity?
And will you score keep that though you looked over?
Will you will you score keep for Jerry?
Speaker 6 (01:05:45):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
All right, So the first time we'll go with jacquees
so you guys can see how it's played.
Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
Okay, Hello, what is your name, lovely young lady?
Speaker 6 (01:05:54):
My name is me Lisa.
Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
I'm Elisa. We'll give him rid of a plaster. Melissa.
Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
It's my partner right here, Melissa?
Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
Where are you from? I?
Speaker 18 (01:06:05):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
So much for coming to the show. Okay, so you
understand how the game is played.
Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
There's gonna be a really stressful sixty seconds on the clock. Okay,
so my god, if you don't get it, you're gonna
lose a point.
Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
If you go to put it back in.
Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
I'm giving the clues right where.
Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
You guys can decide between yourselves. Do you want to
give a receive stress.
Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
You can grat? Okay?
Speaker 6 (01:06:30):
Late, is this the right decision?
Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
Jack?
Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
Casey, Elisa, here we go? Why are we standing? You
want to chance?
Speaker 5 (01:06:39):
Sorry? I was really looking at we're here, We're here?
Speaker 6 (01:06:45):
What's in here?
Speaker 5 (01:06:50):
Bachelor? Bachelor? Bachelor stuff? All right, I'll give, I'll give,
I'll give the clues. All right, you ready? All right?
Speaker 9 (01:06:58):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
Don't know that one?
Speaker 6 (01:07:00):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:07:04):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (01:07:05):
When you gone the first when you go on a
date and you get the first flower, the rose, yes.
Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
Will you accept those rose?
Speaker 5 (01:07:14):
The first impression, the first impression rose? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Uh.
Speaker 12 (01:07:21):
They are little mammal little rotents. Oh. Rocket is one
from Guardians of the Galaxy.
Speaker 5 (01:07:28):
He's like they're trash.
Speaker 12 (01:07:29):
Pandas trash boom.
Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
Yes, raccoons, raccoons. Oh.
Speaker 12 (01:07:35):
When someone is very smart and also like in tune
with their feelings.
Speaker 5 (01:07:39):
They have what yes? When? Okay?
Speaker 12 (01:07:47):
Oh, the opposite of cold, the opposite of girls put
them together?
Speaker 5 (01:07:52):
Yeah all right, uh, the opposite of night. And then
what you sleep in?
Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
Bad? David? Yes, David and hot boys go full time?
Hi time time time, put it back in, put it
back in. Okay? They got five?
Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
All right, there we go there.
Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
So you get you do a negative. So it's four four.
I got Jack, Keith got fourth. They are on the
board of fourth. Thank you for playing. Take you for playing? Okay, great,
take your front of applause. All right, do you guys
want to go next? Or do you want to Oh boy,
we'll give it to whoever? Okay, who wants to go next? Charity?
Are you rare to go? You want to go next?
(01:08:33):
Or do you want to go third? Okay, We're sorry.
Jerry's up?
Speaker 5 (01:08:38):
Me and Becca are ready rock?
Speaker 8 (01:08:39):
All right?
Speaker 12 (01:08:40):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (01:08:40):
Becca?
Speaker 12 (01:08:41):
Hy?
Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
Where are you from? I'm from Boston. Did you come
all the way down from Boston? How's your mother?
Speaker 6 (01:08:46):
She's great?
Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
Are you fucking kidding me? Did you have a one
twenty eight to get here?
Speaker 18 (01:08:50):
That's how you did?
Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
You did gorgeous?
Speaker 5 (01:08:52):
Okay, she's gonna give the clues.
Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
Okay, do you feel solid like you can be Beca's confident.
Speaker 12 (01:08:56):
I do.
Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
We've been talking about it. We were watching Jakis and
we were like, we got this out.
Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
Of a plaster.
Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Beck and Jerry, you're here to beat four ladies and
gentlemen and are you ready?
Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
Pours on the board and action?
Speaker 5 (01:09:13):
All right, we're getive one.
Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
All right. This is they didn't have it this year,
but this is where they go, not on the regular season.
Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
Bachelor in Paradise.
Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
Good playing, all right.
Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
They played this on the Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 6 (01:09:28):
They haven't played on this season, but a.
Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
Lot of old people love the sk good playing, Jerry.
Speaker 6 (01:09:35):
Oh, I don't think Jerry's gonna get it.
Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
Negative one.
Speaker 21 (01:09:37):
She knows if you don't have it, that's okay, girl,
all right. This is when multiple people one of them,
one of them gets sent home and one of them
gets to stay.
Speaker 5 (01:09:51):
Oh fantasy, fantasy, sweet wait, wait one more.
Speaker 18 (01:09:54):
Time one person gets to say one person has to
go home.
Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
They go with double date date no, the two on one, yes,
Jerry trainor pulling it in. I'm sorry, sorry, we all
thought you weren't gonna get it. I always pull it
out this is usually next to a pool. It's warmer jacuzy.
Uh yes, and it's made of time to put it
back and put it back in.
Speaker 5 (01:10:19):
Doctor Banana, I had way more time.
Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Great, okay, okay, here we go, here we go, yeah, yeah, yeah,
fix it's rich.
Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
Here take a book for your troubles. You're in second place.
Thank you, nice work, nice work back on, Thank you
for doing a backup.
Speaker 5 (01:10:34):
She was great. Back everybody?
Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
All right, jaredy your okay? Charity it Okay, I'm gonna
borrow a mike. Here we go, Here we go, Here
you go, honey, here you go. No negative, no negative? No,
amis you got it?
Speaker 6 (01:10:50):
Is this Bachelor related?
Speaker 18 (01:10:51):
Is this stuff all Bachelor related?
Speaker 6 (01:10:53):
Do you not watch watch every time?
Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
Okay, great, yes it's all Bachelor related?
Speaker 6 (01:10:58):
Excited?
Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
Okay, what's your name?
Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
Sarah?
Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
Sarah? Where are you from? I love your eyeliner.
Speaker 6 (01:11:04):
I love you.
Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
I hope you win. You're my favorite? Do you think
I look pretty?
Speaker 6 (01:11:15):
I only listen to one podcast. This is my first
podcast I ever listened to, and it's only one.
Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Love it that's really nice? Is a silly warm do
such a good job?
Speaker 12 (01:11:28):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
I do my bath. I'm doing my best charity. Yes,
I really like you.
Speaker 6 (01:11:35):
I like you too.
Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
I would like to go towards friendship.
Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Yes, I didn't want to be cocky and pushy, but
I'd like to be your friend. But we can take
it at your friendship level of comfort.
Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
Yeah, yeah, I'll be there, I guess yes, o'lock. Should
I wear my fascinator?
Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
I'll be there, be there. What do I need albako
or toes or whatever you got? Obviously, Yes, that's a yes,
that's a yes.
Speaker 4 (01:12:03):
That'll be monday. Okay. Do you guys fucking hear that?
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
That's on record and that it means it's a law
now and we have to have birdch tomorrow. Great, okay,
but we have to win this round.
Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
You're gonna win. Obviously. They don't belive the negative.
Speaker 6 (01:12:19):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
Do you want to give a receive? She's giving him
the case and I believe in you. You don't need
to panic.
Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
You can to see if it's because some of those
are weird things from the podcast, so it might not
be obvious.
Speaker 4 (01:12:28):
So so you can you can go into like just
go reason out the words that's for her to tell me. Yeah, okay, ready,
dream team. Here we go. Everybody sharing you on your
mark gets deck gum two words that rhyme, and it's
when two people fuck they get in the what describe
the first one?
Speaker 18 (01:12:48):
When a dog loves them? Okay, no, bones on, that's
specific to the podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
That don't don't give them the negatives, don't give them
the get you guys won.
Speaker 22 (01:13:04):
This is a lot of times on these dates they
go up really high in a blank blane. It's not
a plane, it's one helicopter. In the second word, they
go on a helicopter date. That's fine, that's a point home,
right on. Okay, you drink brain obviously.
Speaker 18 (01:13:21):
Okay, this is just a person from Tennsylvania who is
from the dead and he will suck your blood.
Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
The vampire, yes, the famous one, he was the most
famous vampire.
Speaker 6 (01:13:32):
Oh my god, it's okay, Dracula, Dracula.
Speaker 5 (01:13:36):
Yes, okay, this is three This is three words.
Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
You've done it. It's three words. There's often a date
in a warm bath they roll out this prop. You've
probably been in it and I don't know them. Yeah,
it's yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:13:50):
And the bordable it's.
Speaker 4 (01:13:51):
Out of what Yes, this is the prison.
Speaker 18 (01:13:55):
Who is the bartender at bachelor in parade.
Speaker 4 (01:13:57):
Yeah, okay, is that it? No, keep dying, get him armed? Okay,
when someone is really fun? What's the worst thing you.
Speaker 5 (01:14:05):
Can say about a contestant? There? They're here for the
wrong reasons.
Speaker 4 (01:14:10):
Okay, what's this step?
Speaker 12 (01:14:14):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
Keep my god? Okay, what am I gonna say?
Speaker 6 (01:14:19):
What can I Can you feel me?
Speaker 5 (01:14:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
Yeah, I don't okay, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 18 (01:14:26):
This is when there's three people, three people on the
last dates.
Speaker 5 (01:14:34):
It's after hometowns.
Speaker 4 (01:14:36):
Keep going, fantasy tree, Yeah, keep on, keep going, keep going.
She got fantasy keeping, fantasy squeeze.
Speaker 12 (01:14:42):
We got that?
Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
Who cares?
Speaker 18 (01:14:44):
Does?
Speaker 4 (01:14:45):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (01:14:46):
This is okay.
Speaker 18 (01:14:48):
The person who did the mountain Men's song Mountain Man,
the Mansion Men's song, Kim, what was his title?
Speaker 6 (01:14:55):
A sailor?
Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
Hire, I'm not a sailor. He's I eye, Yes, I
am what morem Okay? I have live?
Speaker 6 (01:15:04):
I live live? So okay?
Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
This is what did you give to Dotton? The final row?
Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:15:12):
We have a wider ladies, get ahead? Okay. Now we
have two prizes and you can decide who gets one. Know,
do you guys one? Do you want a gorgeous rose
Timu fascinator for your wedding sweeper out or because you
you you guys can't give you up?
Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
I don't think.
Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
Would you rather have a gorgeous Timu Rose fascinator or
a book that is podcasting for dummies.
Speaker 6 (01:15:47):
That's how we have to win the prize.
Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
Each get one. You know what's because she already has
half the hat already, which you have that.
Speaker 5 (01:16:02):
Wow, we gotta we have we gotta, we gotta get
something first. Yeah, I also here, I also have that.
How does my girl back again? Everybody?
Speaker 20 (01:16:18):
After all of.
Speaker 5 (01:16:19):
Architects, we have a good Saratoga spectator.
Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
I don't know about you, but things again so hot here?
I think I got to take I'll pay your break
all right. First of all, are you guys having fun?
You guys have been the most amazing crowd. Here's the thing.
This is the portion of the night where I'm the bachelorette.
(01:16:52):
Bring any of their mends? You've got? Amen? Is it
my brother? Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:17:02):
Yeah, look at Charity, everybody.
Speaker 8 (01:17:04):
It's not bad.
Speaker 5 (01:17:06):
Everybody.
Speaker 4 (01:17:08):
You look cute?
Speaker 5 (01:17:10):
The pants.
Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
You got a picture of that? That's so cute? Are
you kidding? She's so cute?
Speaker 5 (01:17:18):
You're in the Kentucky Derby right now?
Speaker 12 (01:17:20):
Is so cute.
Speaker 5 (01:17:21):
Okay, here, I love it, get it, get it? Okay,
there we go.
Speaker 4 (01:17:29):
All right, this is a portion Jaquis and Seth.
Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
We're gonna go out and pull men from the audience
and then we're gonna pick one for me.
Speaker 9 (01:17:38):
Do they have to be single?
Speaker 4 (01:17:39):
No?
Speaker 9 (01:17:40):
All right, yes, got to sing.
Speaker 5 (01:17:43):
We don't believe in.
Speaker 4 (01:17:44):
Cheatah yeah, m No, they have to be single cheating.
And we're gonna play a job rule song where you
go in and bring them up, and we're gonna.
Speaker 12 (01:17:52):
Ask if you want to come up here, raise your hand.
It's not I'm taking your boyfriends, all.
Speaker 5 (01:17:56):
Right, Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 12 (01:18:00):
Okay, this is great, all right, right, all right, I
need somebody black, all right, but a black man gets.
Speaker 7 (01:18:10):
Your ass up there, brother, get show ass up there.
Come on, come on, red, come on now, come on,
let's go around. Come on, come on, buddy. One, two, three,
There we go.
Speaker 12 (01:18:25):
Alright, this feels right, this feels right.
Speaker 5 (01:18:28):
Seven. There you go. That's seven. That's a lot. This
is it?
Speaker 12 (01:18:30):
This is it?
Speaker 5 (01:18:31):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:18:34):
All right, fut of applause for these fellas.
Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
You're gonna say, okay, I'm gonna get that mic from Jackies.
Speaker 15 (01:18:42):
I just want to say, height wise, none of these
guys would make the show, but they're so cute, adorable.
Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
Are brave contestants? All right, I'm gonna go down the line.
I'm gonna okay, what is your name? Will?
Speaker 5 (01:18:59):
I'm will you Wilmington, Delaware?
Speaker 4 (01:19:02):
What did you come into for the show?
Speaker 5 (01:19:05):
Completely?
Speaker 18 (01:19:05):
Did?
Speaker 8 (01:19:06):
My god?
Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
That's our ser fro O Claster. Well, okay, and what
what what is your What is the best part about
dating you?
Speaker 5 (01:19:17):
No income, text, no one tell you.
Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
I wake up happy?
Speaker 5 (01:19:21):
Probably my cooking?
Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
Oh okay, what's your specialty, Mike?
Speaker 6 (01:19:25):
What's the favorite man?
Speaker 5 (01:19:26):
Whatever? My girlfriend loves a.
Speaker 4 (01:19:31):
Single person right now.
Speaker 5 (01:19:32):
I am not a single person. She actually raised my hand.
Speaker 4 (01:19:36):
Oh my god, that's so cute.
Speaker 8 (01:19:38):
We love that.
Speaker 5 (01:19:39):
I smell a threes.
Speaker 4 (01:19:44):
By the way. And what did she love?
Speaker 5 (01:19:47):
She loves some when I cook salmon or.
Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
Nice. Well, have from with your girlfriend? But how long
you go open dating?
Speaker 5 (01:20:08):
About four years?
Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
Okay? How did she just tap you on the shoulder.
That's so cute.
Speaker 13 (01:20:17):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
Well, this is your adorable and I think I'm not
a homeworker though, but I appreciate you coming up here.
Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
Thank your paws around.
Speaker 5 (01:20:28):
Okay, And what is your name Danny.
Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
Dan, Danny, Danny. Where are you from? Okay? Yeah? And
do you still live in New Jersey?
Speaker 5 (01:20:40):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
And what is the best part would you say it?
Why would you be a good date?
Speaker 5 (01:20:47):
Probably?
Speaker 4 (01:20:49):
Yeah? Okay. I see.
Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
I was a childhood ginger. I was a redheaded child.
I see that you have hair.
Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
Are you really?
Speaker 4 (01:21:01):
Mm hmm? I know, I'm surprising.
Speaker 5 (01:21:03):
What if he was like, what are you talking about?
I'm a blonde.
Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
Yes, I had red hair as a child and then
mad TV made me blonde. There was an error though,
I mean, redheads are better obviously.
Speaker 5 (01:21:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:21:19):
Well, okay, round of applause for Danny. Okay, all right,
what is your name name?
Speaker 5 (01:21:26):
My name is Marty.
Speaker 4 (01:21:28):
Now, Marty. You have a wedding ring on. It's true, it's.
Speaker 5 (01:21:32):
True, starred and you wreck this marriage right now?
Speaker 4 (01:21:38):
And who's your wife? My wife is out there.
Speaker 5 (01:21:42):
She is amazing. Say hello to her.
Speaker 4 (01:21:45):
It's so crazy to being a single woman right now.
It's so great. It's really so easy. We sleep so
with our sleep crown Oh my god, we love our
sleep crown.
Speaker 5 (01:21:57):
Look the reality of a multiple sleep crowns.
Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
Thanks to Oh my God. Do you like the travel
or the regular I'm a travel man. I'm a travel
man too.
Speaker 4 (01:22:08):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (01:22:09):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:22:10):
Okay, and what is your name? And what does your
wife do?
Speaker 5 (01:22:18):
I'm not married, but my god, what the fuck?
Speaker 4 (01:22:22):
You don't know?
Speaker 5 (01:22:23):
Let me just say, dude, what the fun?
Speaker 12 (01:22:27):
All the all the girlfriends, like you'll get up there
against stage time, bro, I k of appreciate the girls.
Speaker 4 (01:22:34):
Can we have a right on the holes of the girlfriends? So,
so your girlfriend is back there?
Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
She is?
Speaker 4 (01:22:39):
This is insane, Okay. I just want to say, okay, great,
and hell your girlfriends like four and a half years great, okay,
quote all right, and hello, and what is your name?
My name's Tristan Hi, Tristan Hi, Hi? Who's your girlfriend?
Speaker 5 (01:22:57):
Girlfriends?
Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
Carl?
Speaker 5 (01:22:59):
You know, god damn their kids are right there.
Speaker 4 (01:23:02):
Honestly, though, can we just say we have a cool listener.
Speaker 5 (01:23:06):
Can you guys freaking role play or something?
Speaker 4 (01:23:08):
Yeah? I mean literally, we have.
Speaker 5 (01:23:11):
The assignment was to bring a single band up here.
Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
Here's what's cool about our listeners though. They fucking love
the pod and they're like, go on a date with
they know, I'll spill my drink. It'll be fine, Okay, great,
thank you, and okay and uh, what is your name?
(01:23:36):
I cannot this is what is your name?
Speaker 5 (01:23:40):
My name is Alwin? Where you go the way? This
man chewing his gun? You already know he's single.
Speaker 4 (01:23:49):
I don't know he's not.
Speaker 5 (01:23:56):
Just always always Michael.
Speaker 4 (01:23:58):
Jordan, but all there's no ways all Wednesday.
Speaker 23 (01:24:03):
You're not saying, I'm being forced by my fiance to
say correct and turned upside down.
Speaker 4 (01:24:15):
Jay, get up here.
Speaker 5 (01:24:18):
However, that's also an opportunity for you as well. Oh sure,
he's trying to sell you. This is Brooklyn.
Speaker 4 (01:24:26):
This is hot, she's a door. She's okay. What is
your name?
Speaker 5 (01:24:35):
Name is George?
Speaker 6 (01:24:36):
What is it George?
Speaker 13 (01:24:37):
Normal?
Speaker 4 (01:24:38):
George? Who is your girlfriend? H came with player?
Speaker 5 (01:24:49):
Anybody unhappy marriage?
Speaker 6 (01:24:52):
This is crazy?
Speaker 4 (01:24:53):
How old is it? That's fine, loud and clear. You're
not agel proper. He's hiding behind your mother. Look here's
the thing. I I can't play a game if there's
one contestant. And I'm okay with that. And it's like, girl,
don't shoot where you eat?
Speaker 5 (01:25:13):
Do not?
Speaker 4 (01:25:13):
You cannot date at work? You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (01:25:16):
We got a single man who no, we do not.
Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
We literally, by the way, though it makes me sincerely
touched that all of you are like, go for it.
Speaker 4 (01:25:28):
Right of applause.
Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
Some of the men are, but thank you so much,
thank you so much. You guys think you could go
and have a seat. I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (01:25:38):
Here's what I want to say. We love these gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
You can't have a game and there's not two teams playing, okay,
they everybody can go do their seas.
Speaker 4 (01:25:46):
We appreciate you. Look, I think we found on our
fan base. We found our fan base. There's only one
contestant that was not Who's white by the way, the
coolest and I honestly were like, it's so great being
a single lady. Here's Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:26:05):
There were a lot of dead giveaways though that those
guys were not single.
Speaker 15 (01:26:10):
Which was yeah, like the rigs on their fingers, they
were like the fact that zero zero stains on their jeans.
Speaker 5 (01:26:17):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 13 (01:26:19):
They're like like, no, no, no partner would ever be like, yeah,
let's go out, you get the mustard, you get the freakin' that's.
Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
How alur kids here, hour's all tidy. God shout out Christine,
excuse me.
Speaker 5 (01:26:30):
There's there's a lot of attention to laundry in my house.
Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
Oh yeah, Ann was about to put a ring on
it with Christine, You're going to watch your back. Here's
the thing I just want to say, honestly, sincerely, I
this has been probably the most fun three months of
my life. Literally, I have felt like I mean, after
(01:26:53):
the pandemic and then our strike and stuff, it's been
I feel like I've just been saying yes to things
and a way that I probably wouldn't before because I
do spill drinks and stuff like that, and and because
life happened, as you all know, and I know some
of you have are here. You've emailed that you guys
have been through some stuff and we know that like
you guys took their risk and you came to play.
I believe there's a birthday girl in the house. I
(01:27:15):
came on a birthday trip and I think somebody might
be here with their mom like that. People like everybody
goes through some shit, and so we really appreciate all
of you. We can say hi in the hallway because
there's a show coming in after us.
Speaker 4 (01:27:29):
But it's so fun. We are so thankful for all
of you, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Doctor Banana, I can't read Aaron Calm. Birthday Girl is
Aaron Palm here, Jessica.
Speaker 4 (01:27:49):
Kelly, Jackie's That Keys Now, Jerry Traynor, jaredy Done, sets Hers,
Jordan Carlos, my brother.
Speaker 5 (01:27:57):
We love you New York, but we wanted to read
everybody ever.
Speaker 10 (01:28:04):
We want to be here with the Artmory give it
up one more time, everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
Oh yeah, We're gonna get all begon. Tonight feels so good.
I just got wonderful questions singer.
Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
Where you accept this roll? Would you accept this roll?
Listen to your word? Would you accept this roll? Listen
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to your world?
Speaker 1 (01:28:49):
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