"OG STRIPPERS!" w/ Jim Jefferies and Our Friend Whitney

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of
iHeart Radio. Oh my god, I'm back in the bougie garage.
Yeah right, it's we missed you, we missed you.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Well, I'm a mansion man.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
You're a mansion man.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Oh my god. The Koala saying that you send me
of the mansion und was Incredleck.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
We are the mansion. We come book very June. We
are the Magic.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Jo.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
We're tired of being alone.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Captain Kim was so confident.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Well you can tell. You can tell that Captain Kim right,
that he was used to people taking the orders.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Oh he ran it tight. Do you watch below deck?
He was Captain Lee. But as a contestant, I've never hello.
I'm not going to do another episode of Weeks of
This Rose. My name is Armory. Come to you from
my bougie garage in Los Angeles, California. We're back, baby,
we missed you.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Thanks, I missed you. You've been a wait, been away.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
I was just Okay, I'm gonna introduce everybody, and I'm
gonna talk a little bit because I just got to
hang out with Charity and Dowton and like and Dowton's mom. Okay,
with me today is a man who fucking kills me
is the Murderer's Row and one man of comedians he

(01:24):
kills me. He from the moment I met you on
the set of your shot, when I was I was after,
I was a big I was, I was a big
dick size queen. I was. I know it was like
big dick, big dick demon, big dolly, big dick demon.

(01:45):
But I remember you could tell that I am. I
found you funny and like I'm gonna because I because
you would say something and then so like I felt
like I had my own one person show. Ladies and gentlemen.
You know him, you love him. He's had like fifteen
thousand specials. He probably has another one coming out.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
I'm shopping one around.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Ladies and gentlemen. Jim Jeffrey, Oh god, Rain Duggins, thank
you very much. No, No, I mean I when I
met you on Legit, you just, oh my god. You
were talking about doing like years ago before you got sober. Yes,
you were like cokaine cookie cookie. Jim was talking to
Soba Jam like, don't do it, don't do it. It

(02:28):
was a night for you to like Cardie Hall thing
you're like, and I was like, and I was like,
been offered like cocaine, Like I don't do it. Soba
Jim's like be good and cookie Jim's like all right,
and I was like I just I was like, I
love this man. No rainshall Fall. We love Jim Jeffery.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Oh, thank you, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
How are you doing.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
I'm okay, I'm good, I'm good. I watched the new
episode you sent me in advanced cofee. I was saying
advanced cofee and are we glad to say that it's advanced?
But it was like it was like like dedicating a
bomb or something.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
It's like, yeah, Star Wars.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, I had to send an email and then I
had to get a code, but the code went to
your email. You had to park up your car.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, that's right for.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Me to watch it and then I pause it. If
I pause it, I'll.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Never be able to No, you can't pause it. I
was driving hard to pull over my car to get
you a code, and.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Then so I couldn't. I couldn't screenshirt because I'm more
on my TV. I didn't know how to do it.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I don't know what it is. A computer thing.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, that was too much.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Won't let you.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
There is an app you can get for your Apple TV.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
This is a lot, but we appreciate it. We appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
I'm married younger, right, and thirteen years younger, not gross younger,
but still young enough. It looks weird, and I'm married younger,
not because of the nicest skin or anything like that.
I thought she could help me with the technology.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
She's smart. Useless useless me.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, so look, this is your whole thing.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah, this is your Your generation has known how to
edit on an iPad since the age of five, exactly.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Not useless.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I've dated younger too, and they're better than me at technology.
But I'm pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Oh, I'm terrible.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Also with us as a woman, who got me the
best reservation. I had the best table in the best
restaurant in New York City. I sat in a corner
booth with Jerry Traynor and doctor Banana and my friend
Jessica at the Nines last weekend in New York City.
Thanks to your friend, my friend, our friend.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Wedding.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Okay, I okay. Also with us, Anna's in Berlin, living
her life. She's doing there, She's having a good time.
She's just like on an adult spring break as I've
been on adult spring break with. She's really living her life.
We also have doctor KT Money KT Money Levine, Hello, KT,

(04:59):
how's your new puppy. She's good.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
She's a very shy dog like, she's very anxious.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
So she's not gonna be the podcast dog yet one day.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
But right now she's still like, you know, learning that
she's safe.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Oh what's her name?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Zoe?

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Cute me, She's so cute.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
I just bring Rufus and Rufus and Zoe because he's
scared of everything too.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
She it's so funny because she definitely like wants to
meet other dogs, but she's like way too afraid.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
I just got a new kitten. Oh this story okay,
So we already had two cats, right and brother and
seis the cats. And then there was a feral cat
that was in the yard.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
I have one in the front of yr right now.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
That my wife would feed every day.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
I haven't one feeding.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Now, stop feeding this thing. This thing is gonna anyway.
So that cat gets pregnant, right six and it was
sitting there in my backyard was six cats just sucking
up its teeth. Right there was all this lying back
like this is all like milk from scraps right right then,
and then I'm like and then like those cats all
around way, and I went, honey, we're going to become

(06:01):
like Barcelona. There's going to be too many cats and
we're going to be ground zero and everyone's going to
be really angry with it. Yes, and so so the
cat gets pregnant again. I'm like this literally as the
morals of an alley cat. Yes, right, And so this
cat gets pregnant again, and I said, all right, that's it.
We got we gotta get these cat's birth in a

(06:23):
place and then we've got to put this cat down
because it's going to keep on getting knocked out with.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
So this cat's given vers only twelve cats, yes.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Now right, So so I gave my wife, I said,
I said, I said, either either you get the cat
and you take it to a home, or I get
the cat I take it to someplace that gets you
just a threat. I was never going to bother getting
the cats, so I would have before I caught this cat,
there would have been fifty seven cats in the neighborhood.
I don't get a stuff anyway. So so my wife
laid a trap for the cat she catches the cat, right,

(06:51):
she takes it off. The cat gives birth to its
new sort of five cats that it had right, right,
And then they new died the cat. They didn't put
the old the Menji like street cat down, They just
released it back into the nat.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
They do trap neoter return because this.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Cat now knows the neighborhood. Right. But my wife obviously
took one of the new cats.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Right.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
So this beautiful cat we call Kobe, beautiful little cat.
And and and this cat lives in the house and
then it's mother visits every day. It's like a fucking
Disney movie. There's like this one cat living in opulence
with cat toys and children patting it and I'll tell
her stuff and the mom shows up and looks at

(07:32):
it through the window for like two hours a day.
And then but then then there's the big dilemma. Then
there's the big dilemma. What what cat is more free?
The one that lives in the gilded cage and get
fed the nice food, or the one that can go
wherever it wants.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
The mom cat.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, I'm still feeding mumut. Well, I don't mind it
feeding out because it can't get knocked up anymore. My
problem is it constantly getting knocked up. Now that it's
feet away, but it probably has flea. So you can't
let our cat go and hang with it. They can
never hang. They just they just put it pour up
against the glass at each other.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Wow. The fact that this is happening at the Jeffrey's
household is incredible.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
It stops you watching the Telly for sure.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
That's a lot.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
That's that's a lot that It's a very entertaining thing
to make you start watching Telly.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
I mean, I want to come over. I feel like
I'm due for a Chinchin takeout and for in a bed.
I feel like I need to compile onto that to
the section all. I feel like we need Chinchin for
in a bed. It doesn't okay, great, I so okay,
So the we just got all the audio Katie's gonna
have Katie needs a raise to edit what this episode?

(08:46):
It's going to be a minute, dude, it's gonna it was.
Can I just say our fans are incredible. The place
was padded. It was so fun. I'll tell you guys
off air or something. Oh my god, getting in low okay,
So Charity and Darton came, and Dwton's mom came. They
were first of all, sounds like a good orgy. Everybody came,

(09:11):
everybody came.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
That's what always thinking about. Pet. Just change the name
of freakof to ORGI yeah, that's the first thing. If
I was the lawyer, it would't stop saying freakoff. Has
changed it to orgy and changed sex trafficking to buying
someone a plane ticket party. These are the wordages we

(09:33):
need now.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
I feel like sex parties better than freakof. Freakoff is
the photo of all those dildos or okay?

Speaker 2 (09:41):
So first of all the dildo is nothing illegal about
having that many dildos? I hope.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Dildo dildoo? Okay, Charity and Dowton are so gorgeous. She's
he is six foot eight. He's the tallest history and
the he's the tallest contestant in his story of the Yes,
he still.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Has mid size for the NBA.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah, is that true? He's still very he still works.
She's adorable. They seem really happy, she was saying personally,
and he still works.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Like in some top people money they just they.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
Quit to like try to sell shit on No they
did managers who actually get them paid massive amounts of
money to post about stuff for now, but then they're like.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
More followers and I make no money posting anything.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, but we got to get you up, my grand
I don't know how hot you looked in the GQ shot.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
I think you'll find that was the cover of Rolling Stuff.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Okay, as nobody needs to know that wrong with.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
People can shop on you. This is I saw you
on the cover of Rolling Stone. Was it just astraya, yes,
it was just Okay.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
That's impressive. So cool. He's not easy to get. Have
you seen the pictures?

Speaker 5 (11:08):
Look?

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Will you pull them up? He looks so hot. You
looked great. Did you have fun? I mean that was
a great picture.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
I did not like getting my photo.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Taken, but but it turned out.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Well, it's fine. Yeah, it's good. Yeah. Yeah. I haven't
read the magazine.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
No, no, no, you don't want to read ever.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
No, it was my interview, but I haven't read it.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
But I know they always hate the subject. You can
tell no, no, no, no, they were.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
They were nice to me, but I said some I
said some things about my mother in there that my dad.
My dad was not over the moon about. Turns out
he doesn't like facts.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
That's my family too, Like whoa, I still get messages
like oh your father. I'm like, I'm like, this was
the nice very.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Well, I said, Dad, you've heard me say these things
on stage, he goes, but not in print, right there?

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Look look at that.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Look at that on the cover, everything's about the eyebrow,
the eyebrow pick. And they went crazy for the rore's
the article. Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
I thought. I was all, here's what I want to
say about charity and dot two things one she said
off the mic, and I don't think this is telling
tales out of school. We were talking. We all went
out for drink afterwards, and she said she felt like
she had a lot of success because she'd already gotten
her master's degree and she's a therapist, so she knew
how to ask follow up questions to people. If it's

(12:30):
something seemed off, she would keep asking questions and sort
of let guys hang themselves or or shine. Okay, we've
been talking a lot, and there's so much we could
talk about, and there's so many things we want to
say about this group date. So let's just take a
quick break and we'll be right back. I need a

(12:52):
sexual time out. Okay, okay, so here we are, we're back.
We're talking about jonesy'son. How are you liking this season? Gym?

Speaker 2 (13:02):
I love it. I look I like the old people.
I like the old They're good for a cry. They've
all got dead relatives.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Everybody's dead.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Everybody has a dead relaty, except for this season, where
everyone's parents are.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Used.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
We should have a golden, golden Golden Bachelor.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
You're not allowed to be.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Almost and also the people are like, oh, my mother
is quite sick. She should be dead.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah she should. One of these guys are in their
sixties carry had a live parent. I think.

Speaker 6 (13:35):
You have to think, like back then, their parents probably
have them out like twenty.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
But Taco or Chuckotalco whatever Taco. He was like, He's like, well,
I know we talk about this. He's like, He's like, hey, guys,
I know that some of you have lost a parent,
some of some of you. Yeah right, I've lost My
mother's dead, but my father's fucking eighty three and I
am not Golden Bachelor? Age is this show entirely products

(14:01):
of teen marriages.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Both were dead by the time I was forty five.
Jim killed them on my forty as it was proper.
That was his gift to me at midnight. Okay, wait I.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Thought you were forty.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Thanks, yeah, so sweet. Okay, wait, Whitney, tell me you've
been having issues with this. Oh I texted you about this.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
I was aggravated because in an episode or two before,
it was Jones saying that she felt like alone. There
was a word that she used, and you then said,
I understand what she means, like I've lost my parents
and then I lost you know, I don't have my
husband anymore, and I'm alone. And I thought, well, you
like really are alone, Like it's tough, but I'm going

(14:51):
through it now, Like my dad has passed away, but
my mom has Alzheimer's, but she isn't really here anymore.
And so it's like you are by yourself at that point.
And when Joan said, and I'm like, bitch, you still
have your.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Mother like that, you still have that, you still have
your daughter, children, you got all.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Your all your grand hat addressing that you see every week.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
Yes, I'm like you have so many people around you. Yes,
you lost your husband and that is very very sad.
But I was like a lot of other people have a.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Love Yeah, a lot of people. Yeah. I remember when
my grandmother died and I was, I don't know, forting
you or something like that. My grandfather died when I
was like two, and my grandmother died when I was
about fourteen, and my mother, who at that stage is
he was thirty five, she was forty nine years old.
My mother cried and went, I am now an awful Yeah,
get that fuck out of here. You can call yourself

(15:41):
an orphan if you have a chance of being adopted.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Do you think he's an Australian? Think because my mother
did the exact same thing when HER's Australian. Yeah, she's
literally turned around. She was sobbing. She goes, I'm an
orphan now. She did the exact same thing. She was
in her forties when she did that. Katie, are you
liking the season? I am? I really like them. I also.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
I mean the thing I like the most is like
we saw it with Mark saying the Kelsey and Joey like,
it's like therapeutic for these yes, to be amongst each other, Yes,
and to have like purpose and open.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
There's proper love between him and it is one of
them said the God forgot the one with the trema.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah, what's his name, Danny Daniel shaking Stevens anyway, Stevens.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
And so he said, you know, I live by myself.
It's great to have.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
And then they came and joined it, and I loved him.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
It is true like summer camp ends and you definitely
don't have it as an older bloo.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Can I ask you questions?

Speaker 2 (16:40):
And I don't think And these might sound like maybe
maybe he does having the same, But I think that
old women maybe still keep the sentence community.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
I think in society in general, women are taught to
be more packing and alls and talk about things. Do
you like who do you hang out with as like
a guy friend, as somebody that's not an opener for you.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Well, someone is not over. I have a couple of
guys that I golf with. The people that are for
most people are people, Especially since I moved here in
my mid to early thirties, it was most of my
friend base was in my twenties that I met when
I was living in England. So when I came here
it was mostly people involved in comedy people. So I

(17:26):
still hang out with Dan Backert the best regularly. He
comes over to my house and we played pinballs.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
That's that's good.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Mostly, but there's a few other friends that I've made
over the years.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Do you talk about do you talk about your feelings
with anybody?

Speaker 2 (17:42):
I talk about not my personal feelings too much, but
I do talk about with other dads how they're parenting,
Like how what struggles have you had with your kids?
I'm going through this with my kids. That I do
talk about because I do want to be as to dad.
It's possible, and I feel like the more advice you
can get, the better.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Okay, that's true.

Speaker 6 (18:04):
But these guys, like they I hope like a lot
of them because a lot of them are in the
same city. So maybe they actually become friends and hang out.
Maybe they take this this lesson of meeting guys and
they go and like try to find friends.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Or join.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
A couple of them come out and stop dyting each other.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Why then I like that. I feel like the Golden Bachelorettes,
a lot of them still hang out. That's these guys
will start hanging out and doing like broad boy trips.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
They'll do adverts with it.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, yeah, Alice and uh Joan, we start.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Heard we see the I am going to go out
as Halloween as Child's wife. Just a bit of blood coming.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
You have to play in case yourself in a picture
frame car.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Sorry child, you say failing love. But that's the thing
is because God is a great guy, right, you can
tell God's a good guy. And guys, and I was
sitting next to my wife watching that episode. He goes,
there was blood coming out of the mouth. And I
told my off, well, she obviously you know what I mean.
Like this is, yes, she bit a tongue when she fell.
She fell. She was a very common thing. And then
he was just like a bit of tongue. Could have

(19:13):
been carrying this around forever. You didn't ask anyone, You
didn't even need a doctor. You could ask me, Jim Jeffer.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
No, it literally, guy, I picked my villain and he's
a sweet her. He sang, he took the head and sang.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
With That was the thing is when he fell in
a bullet with him because because because Gary, who's a
bit of a sap in his own right, Gary, Gary's
a nice bloke. But Andy's like, oh my mother hasn't
got she heard cold is over now. Oh that's so blessed.
Oh that's what a what a blessing from above? What

(19:51):
a blessing from above? From fucking above? Gary, have you
heard about what's going on in Israel? And you think
we're worried about a ninety two year old's cold. Get
the fuck out of here. God's got to get his
priorities right. But but yeah, so so Gary does that,
and all of a sudden and he comes over and
I've written you this prayer and a frame and everything

(20:12):
very and but then what I liked about it is
it was he was very because younger blokes would have gone, bro,
I'm not singing your song, man, You're not going to
sing made to this day I would still be like, Nah,
not doing that. Your song's not good.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
But Gary, Gary did it.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
No, but no, no, Gary did Gary?

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Gary?

Speaker 2 (20:32):
But I mean it. I mean Gary's but Gary, Gary, diplomatically, Wayne,
this song is for you. You wrote it before. I
feel like he's very diplomatically said so.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Even though he had the frame and everything was blessed
from above, he still was like, NA, no, man, now, Brad,
not for me.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
But I like when they did the ones that looking
at each other.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Like, oh my god, Jonathan was winsay wins I mean,
and who's to blame.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
I want to to see the bit where he walked
up and approached the guys saw the most again looking,
they says, guys, everyone inside.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Oh my god, I've written a song, dude, he tried.
He was like trying to get choir rehearsal, and they
were all like.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Because Beethoven's Fifth, I can't who references the fifth? Yeah,
this is my best bit, I might say, like Fraser, Now,
who references the fifth?

Speaker 5 (21:28):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Let don't even know what the fucking fifth is?

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Oh my god, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
There must have been a fifth. It got me like
che none where they just cracked it.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Okay, here we are. So do we start out with
Joan crying snotting on the bout bench, with Chuck a
chalk chocolate, no little soup? Where we get this sort
of preview the preview?

Speaker 2 (21:49):
What do you think chalk is short for? It's chocolate?

Speaker 1 (21:55):
So meanwhile Charles is leading all the guys in a
martial arts thing in the yard and then yes, yes, yes, attack,
I think.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
You'll find that was finished, not fins. What's the other one?

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Thatch tied? She that was great?

Speaker 2 (22:09):
I thought she had a moment, didn't it I like,
but a lot of their fans died.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
I liked it. Yeah, a lot of the fans. She
did have a moment.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
There's in twenty years, we'll just see a olds doing UFC.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
There's a lot of guy.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
I'm looking forward to thirty years when all old people
have tattoos a tramp stamp of a butterfly.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
It's a I think about them. Oh my god, oh
my god. Hear the best thing. Brian Sophie got in
college like an Asian symbol that he thought was one thing,
and then he started dating a guy who actually spoke
like I think Japanese and the guy goes he translated

(23:01):
it and it actually meant hope floats, which we're like
the movie like, that's like the Sandra Bullock like. He
has got like an Asian symbol for like a Harry
Conic Junior movie.

Speaker 7 (23:12):
On his arm.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
I reckon, he only have pictures. No words, Yes, no words.
I don't want to read.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Your words are very in now words with words.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Is it's the it's the implication that you're deep. Yes, yes,
believe you meet someone who goes these are the birth
dates of my children. Remember him? Yeah, it doesn't make
you a bet of File.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
I'm new Roman of the word quef on my arm.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
You can only see it occasionally right after she wakes up, but.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
She goes to shoulderstid and yoga, just like Invisible Ink
of Queen. I think that's great. Chod, there's as you know,
it's my choice, and I do like Chod. I like Queeth. Okay,
So here we are, so they're doing We're only like
literally two lines, and we were so far to go.
So Mark is telling Pastcal. He's showing Pascal how to
do laundry.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Yes, I don't know how to do anything because I
do hair and I and everything. She loves Pascal's money.
She's like, it's the rich option.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
My brother has a theory. He thinks that there's a
ten percent chance that Pascal is one hundred percent of
fraud and not even frosh.

Speaker 6 (24:28):
So my friend lives, Molly, who listens to this podcast,
and so she texted me and she's like always like
looking up his salons, and we closed in Chicago.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
It's closed. The one, the main one is closed, very large,
and it's she said, it's in a nice neighborhood, very
rich neighbor but it's only one.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
It is large.

Speaker 6 (24:50):
I looked up there are four pages. Looks a stylists
they do botox. Okay, yeah, twelve inject.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
So he's got like a medic he had exactly so,
and he's fancy.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
I will think he knows what he's doing. Although I
have a problem with the French. I've always thought that
the French, right, they whenever they whenever they speak French,
it sounds like they've just learnt French. Okay, you know
what I mean? Is your believed that.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
What is this?

Speaker 2 (25:20):
You're right, I'm on a podcast with talking about the Bachelor.
Why are you always confused? Frenchie? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Why are you always confused? For we should change the
name of this? So why are you always she confused? Frenchly?
Maybe I should get that on my arm after Quief.
That's a French for Queen French and Quiffee's you know
my twins, queif you and children? Okay, anyway, okay, so
then Chuck, you're learning how to I thought that was
a really learning how to do laundry. See there's lions

(25:53):
on the tide.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
The implication that Pascal wasn't always rich because he grew
so why didn't he look because I don't do my
washing now because I have a cleaner once a week
and a wife, right, so I don't watch my clothes.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Sure, you've got an alley cat that can come.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
I clean up alley catship in the back of the house.
I'm still a grounded human being.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
There you are.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
But I don't know how to use my clothes wash out.
I reckon I'd figure it out real quick. Yeah, if
I gave it a tamp, I think it would take
seconds of my day.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
But you have done laundry, understand.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
I have done laundry, Therefore I know how to do laundry.

Speaker 6 (26:28):
I was thinking the same thing, like has he literally
never used shows to the fluff and fold?

Speaker 5 (26:33):
But but he initially had cardboard in his shoes. Can
I tell you he went to a fluff and fold
and flirted with somebody and they did.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
The talk with that accent. I am all for him,
but I think that I like, he doesn't when I'm
not buying it, I don't buy I don't buy it.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
I would not like it's like with I was like
literally thinking the same thing.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
I was like, doesn't buy it. I don't.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
There's something there's something up.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
I don't Okay, So then do you think he might
be you know, Barry from Jersey.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yeah, they think No.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
I think he just act. I think it's a facade.
I like to act like he has more money maybe
than he does.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
You think it's the money part, all of it.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
It's all of the shoes, the gucci, all of it.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
To me, thinks so does protest too much Gucci Gucci goo.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
We'll see, We'll seems very He seems nice enough, but
I feel like if you got in with him, the
gender roles are going to be. No. I would not
want to He did not want her to drive. He
did not want her to drive. It was great when
okay it's like, oh.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
You are going to drive. Oh well, I don't care
for my life. I'll be wrapped around the pole.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Please do Pascal through the whole. Meanwhile, Chalk was moved
by Jones speech last week. He feels closer to her.
So they want the ones go to Jordan and Guy
and the big first group date is a strip date,
which was encurls.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
All right, you know I say this every podcast. I'm
all for equality. So on the next Golden Bachelor, I
want to see those women stripped down to their bikini.
This is what we're doing.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Well, they did the boudoir shot at the end with Teresa.
They did those sexy bar photos and they were like
that was.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Always you guys nicked up a lot of vasseline.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
I really look like because they did it last season
and gen season and I was like whatever and this
I was like, fuck, yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
I thought it was wondering.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
It was good to see the old chippendals as well. Yeah,
so many people give up on steroids. So many people
like half through their line. I guess is not enough
for me. My testicles have become raising.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
No, they're staying the course. They're staying the course. They're
doing it for America.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
I believe they wear the boatside because there's a seven
head that's been attached to a younger body.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
That's where the marks are.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Ahead.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Okay, so Caitlin Bristow's there and she made sure to
get in that she won Dancing with the Stars in
a way that was like not even with a sense
of humor. You know, I love Caitlin, but it was
like and that one days I.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Got to introject very quickly and give a shout out
to my friend Chris mccauls and who is dancing with
the start It's called Strictly Dancing in the UK. Okay,
this is worth googling for anyone who doesn't watch the
British version. Christmas Clausin going to the social media. He
is killing it. I think he's down to the final
four dancing things. He's a stand up comic that I
started out in comedy with. But what makes him special

(29:34):
is he's entirely blind.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
WHOA.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
That's fun and I'm special because he's defective in some way.
But what makes him special for the dancing is he
and he's Wow. Wow, he's got that far away blind
gay so he's not keep an eye clontack, but he's
not missing a fucking stump man. I'll show it to you.

(30:00):
You gonna love it.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
That's very impressive for him. Joy, that's incredible.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
I'm just because this is worth saying.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Absolutely so he can't see it all, not a look
at him. How Wayne's world like jitterbug.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
That's so impressive.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Wow, and he's holding his head. Wow amazing. I hope
he wins. Here we are and uh so I thought
this was this season. They're getting fenced. I think all
the group dates are a blast. The talents are all
having a good time, having good So they find out
that it's four it's the O. G. Chippendale's and it's

(30:47):
for cancer raising money Jennifer cancer. Gary goes, holy cow,
I am not ready for this.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Has it full cancer?

Speaker 1 (30:58):
For the charity to rise need.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
I've always found that weird doing this for cancer. Just
donate money, folks. Yeah, we don't need to have a
special event for you to like, Oh, I hate that
kids are rape, but could I get a boat? You
know what I mean? Like you're a silent auction and
you've got to do on things. Yeah, there's some terrible disease,

(31:22):
children are getting tumors, but well I get to see
a concert.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
Right, Well, but this it gets people motivated to spend
more and on a regular Yes, because if I had
to pay money to go to see you know, those
people had to pay to get into that room.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
So yeah, you're right, money, I will pay money. I
would pay extra money, like on a Tuesday regularly. I
wouldn't think I'm just a grumpy bastard, but I mean, honestly,
I would pay to watch Gary look like he's about
to like go down on joint but I would.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Pay that money for a sbaestist to go back in roofs.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Yes, that's true. Yeah, I mean that's true.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
It doesn't doesn't have to be for a good cause.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
It's an old man going down to an old woman.
I don't want to see that.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
We are exactly exactly scary. Okay, So Chalk goes, oh ship,
But since it's stand up to cancer, Pascal is like,
I feel ready, I'll go. I work out sixty.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
I wanted to see my abs that I have left
six of them.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yes, he was so excited. Gary chose the nutty Professor,
which was incredible. Charles goes, look at me. I am young,
energetic and handsome.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Charles is very into how fit he is.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
He is.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
He's like this because he took a top bunk and
he was very proud about it.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
I'm the oldest man here, but I look thirty.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Because we all know. Because now the guys are getting
a bit more happy because they're all probably just sleeping
two to a room.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yeah, they have ear.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Back in the old days. All men foughts, Oh yeah. Problem.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
So they start playing disco stick Jonathan. Everyone is convinced
that he was a stripper in the past like that.
They kept thinking, so I knew what he was doing.
I think he just knows how to dance. I heard
with you.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
I also looked at they were like, Keith said, this
is something he's always wanted.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Keith's dream is like that, I do think, and we'll
get to it later. I think he kind of fucked
up later in him reiterating it and doing it again,
because it was like it really for real was his
dream in a way that she's like, Okay, I get
it easy, like he really was.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yeah, when I.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Was younger, I wanted I wanted to be a stripper.
I wanted to be that I did. I wanted to
be like a burlesque dancer, but I didn't know about regular.
I wanted to be like a That's what I knew
of As a young child.

Speaker 5 (33:53):
I got in trouble in like grammar school because they
asked what do you want to be when you grow up?
And I wrote a stripper and my brother said capperc
and they were like you your parents.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
I kept stripping for everybody. I kept stripping for everyone
in the neighborhood. They couldn't stop me from I wouldn't
anytime my one of my brother's friends. I would like
strip I would like a stripped tease for every person
that can. They couldn't stop me and a little none.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
My sisters were fun.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Yeah, but little redheaded, little ginger snaps, red head, Yeah,
mad TV?

Speaker 2 (34:25):
What you like? You died out of it?

Speaker 1 (34:28):
They like became more strawberry blonde, and then they bought
me as a redhead and made me a blonde.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
And you've never gone back.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
You know, I've worked more as a blonde.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
I'm trying to picture it.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yeah, but I was. I was a full ginger snap
as a child.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
I would just imagine you know, you know what you
called in Australia, the derogatory term in Australia devil. You
know what a redheads called in Australia devil devil. It's
really main spirit. It's very common place. This isn't like
a couple of peoples ginger Yeah, well gingers or a
British thing that I know.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
It's probably awful, that's right.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Right, Rang a short for a range of Oh that's great.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Yeah, I was a ranger. I'm a ranger.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Do you think less of me?

Speaker 2 (35:13):
I couldn't.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
I just can't imagine little little Ginger had, Little Ginger
Arden with all of her energy, having like the guys
come over here.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
He's like, I what was just song? A choice?

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Anything? Anything on it? And I would I would just
be like waiting to like just take it all off.
And they were like, you've got I reckon.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
It was Michael Jackson's thriller.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Oh my god, I love that? Are you kidding? Beat it?
Girls just want to have fun? Oh my god, there's
so many good ones.

Speaker 5 (35:42):
Can we also just add in that again the amount
of money that they had to spend on a Gaga.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Song for that song, and and.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Okay, next question, did God I give her money to cancer?
No Oh?

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Did she donate in this? I bet she did?

Speaker 2 (36:01):
She probably did.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
I'm not going to I actually bet she did.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
He said, can we use one of your jikes for
people to strip by?

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:12):
The cancer? Which cancer? The Simon Ball cancer? Two jokes?

Speaker 1 (36:23):
I will say, yeah, God got they got AGAs Jen
got screwed. Jen was screwed on every single possible Did
you guys see that Noah and Abigail got married? That's okay.
So so Jonathan was an incredible stripper in his little
gold fabulous but he's a great Damn his tattoo. What

(36:43):
is the face? Is it a bear?

Speaker 3 (36:45):
It looked like a shield or something.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
American Indian thing.

Speaker 6 (36:51):
It wasn't a face, it looked like a I was
trying to figure out.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
I want to shield your heart. I want to protect
your heart.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
I made a garden, protect her garden, protect your heart.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Like to me, I was trying to figure it out.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
I couldn't tell anyone checked in that guy's tattoo.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
That guy to protect your heart. I want to guard,
to protect your heart. Couldn't guard and protect your heart.
You missed the season and this was on who was
it is gonna a snowstorm? Okay, So then Pascal is
feeling himself. Oh yeah, he's start pushing his little butt
out to the By the way, for sixty nine years old,

(37:27):
he looks incredible.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
He's got a better buddy than me.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
He looks great. He's waxed from tip to toe.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
If my wife could stop saying how much he wants
to have sex.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
With Mark, Oh my god. Well, and then Dad, I'd
like to fool around with. That's almost dirtier than Dad.
I'd like to fuck Dad. I'd like to fool around.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
With just like give a hand jump behind his shape.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
I'm gonna give a handy. I'm gonna give a finger
blessed because he has a ship that like, now, why
is he not gotten a one on one?

Speaker 2 (37:59):
And I feel like it's her it's coming, Yeah, you
can see it in the in the coming up, and.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
I feel like he's a fear it's going to be
too late and he's not going to be able to catch.
Under your theory of that, they want him, they want
him to be the next Bachelors. Oh Charles, Charles, by
the way he do an adult paradise on a cruise
ship and maybe throwing some of the younger people that

(38:26):
are like have like cougar things. I just think sitting
around just don't.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Want to say the thirty year old with the sixty
year old.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Let's just go all the older people.

Speaker 5 (38:38):
I want all of the older but I think they're
just probably going to wait until there's like one more
season of each and then I have to tell you
that the place where they go down in Mexico.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Wasts bought out by somebody. They have to go somewhere. Okay,
what's your show.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Jim Goldigger Island? That's good you don't know which ones
are the men have money, which ones are the it's
on an island. There's also places you have to dig
for gold. Clue.

Speaker 5 (39:10):
Do you have to wear Jeordi ash Ver jeans? Yeah,
because I got that smart.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
You have to wear Georgia's gold Digger jeans. The song
gold Digger is the theme. So then you that's really
smaller the idea of digging for gold as well. I
want to have the survivor element of digging for gold.
You have some gameplay, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
You find like there's tokens type of things.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Maybe there's a survivor like it's a survivalist, but there's
also maybe some rich guys, rich women.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
And on Hulu that two seasons of Old Australian Bachelor's
showed up.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Yeah, yeah, Maddie j he.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Guys, two girls. There's four seasons up there.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Okay, so I've seen a lot of them.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
But they introduced a white rose.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
I've seen that. I've seen that where they can use.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
It, and the white rose means that you're you can't
be eliminated for two weeks. Yeah, in a phase of
the heart. You can't just go anyway, and i'd fuck
your brother but you can't get rid of me because
I know when you over next week, pencil Dick.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
Being yelled pencil Dick from you was really just ever
the best day when he loves you.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Wait, have we even taken a break yet. Let's take
a break. Okay, I will be right back. Oh, bone Zone,
time for the bone Zone and we're back. Will we

(40:47):
look up and see what the seasons are.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
On Hulu of the uh the The Australian Bachelor. Do
you know what we describe in seasons one and two?
And I'm watching season two? He's a good looking mixed
rice sort of fella okay okay?

Speaker 1 (41:02):
And Gary okay? Fun name it was yeah, black bull Okay.
I highly recommend Maddie. Jay was a great season. Okay.
So the here comes Mark. Mark is hot. Mark was hot,
marky I haven't watched that. I'm gonna watch it. Mark
was hot when when he was dancing He's hot, yes, okay. Meanwhile,

(41:27):
Keith came down. He was the first one who did
this sort of eating out Joan thing tried. He tried
to like he went between her legs, shoved her legs
open and did this sort of like going downtown on
jone situation, and I was.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Like, I hear that Gill was just hiding in the
back with a little flash light. The why they've written
Gill out of the episode obviously smashing it because he's
not going anywhere.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Yeah, but they're like, oh, we gotta get rid of Gill.
Gary comes down as the nutty Professor are and he
shipped up, shuck his butt, ripped his.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Shirt, came out as the nutty profession just halfway through
the transformation to buddy cool.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Yeah, yeah, yes can I It was incredible.

Speaker 5 (42:16):
I Also what I loved is that none of the
men really complained about their bodies, like he could have
said like, oh I'm not as they didn't care, which
the younger ones do.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
But I thought, it'sn't this great. They're all just secure
on themselves and a lot of them have got the
body roll and a lot of them did this sort
of on jone sexy body roll and then okay, so
he ripped it.

Speaker 7 (42:42):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Greg was a pirate. Charles was the tourist.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
The tourist, but he was He's switching between the hats
and he's like, oh yeah this one, I.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Said, I performed even better than myself anticipated a tourists
and he.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Ripped off the stuff and underneath he had one of
those money belts. Yeah, when you were young and you traveled,
I have to have my passports strapped to my chist.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Someone's going to steal it out of a pocket.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Yeah, I did this going to a Britain. Scary, savage
English face. I've traveled the third well countries down escaping
in me poker.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Yeah, no, it's fine with the pickpocket stolen. He stole
my heart. He's a pickpocket.

Speaker 5 (43:45):
I used to know that there were pickpockets when I
lived in Europe, and I used to think it was funny.
And I put like tampons and stuff in my pocket pocket.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Yeah did they? They stole your tampona?

Speaker 3 (43:56):
I would like, makes me looks like a wallet and
just put.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Oh that's good dog shit in there. Oh that's even
I wasn't going to carry around, so I would. Well,
it's like the guy that makes.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
The glitter bomb, that thing where you put a dog
ship in the bag and you lie it and you
knock on someone's door. That's fine, But I forgot to
knock on someone's door and I burnt a whole family down.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
From dog ship. Okay, the joke was down. Okay, So
then Chalk comes out and he goes and he ripped
his booty moves ladies like the tush Chalk. Then Chalk
pretended to fuck Joan on stage, and then he kissed
her on the mouth. He's horny for her.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
She is into it.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
I like it, okay.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Charles by the way looking Yeah, sure, he's fine. He
seems pretty fit. You know, he's not who I would pick.
He's a She definitely likes the men with the real money.
She wants real money. Well, yes, that.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
You do.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Of course you do, because potential.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
There's always potential with a young.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
As long as they go drive insurance executive.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
He has the money, she does only sixty, and I
feel like he has. I feel like he has more
potential than like I think. When she heard Jordan, I
think she heard two bedroom apartment. Once she hears apartment,
she's out. She's like, I'm a bigger house and Bethesda
kind of a gal. She wants the er doctor who
is guy like she wants money.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
The big house in Raina.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
That's right, that's right, lives in just a little draway and.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
He guys down and works.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Likely likely he might have got fucked in the divorce though,
who knows. Okay, So then we have Chalk. So then
he pretended to bone Joan. So then at the after party,
everyone wants flying high. She brings up the stand up
to Cancer again. I felt good about raising money near
and dear to my heart.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Isn't stand up to cancers something to do with stand
up comedy?

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Yes, that's how it started.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
It started that way, and then it started making so
much money, and then other things.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Strip for cancer, yeah, take it off for cancer, Yes,
stripped down and ride for cancer cancer. So Chalk goes,
What a.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Beautiful womanles for cancer?

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Yeah, check cought for cancer. So she goes, she goes,
Chalk goes and pulls her aside immediately. What a beautiful
woman will get me to do a good line? Yes,
I thought, Oh, I know, Chalk was not my guy,
but his lines and the way he talks.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
I do that. When they tried to supicize me McDonald's,
you have a beautiful eighteen year old, go get me
to do Yes, I'll have the big fry, yes, yes, yes,
give me a massive coke, even though I get to
fill my own coke up. I could go back and
forth as much as I like. I just had the
big cup in the corner.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Can inside McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Well, this is the thing I do, go inside of
McDonald's every now and again, every now and again. But
I I once went inside a taco Bell. And that's
a room filled with shame, isn't it? Because taco bell
is a very private activity to be done in your car.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
A shamehole.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
I don't think I've ever bought taco bell for two people. No, No,
it's a shamehold I have a family.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Yeah, it's a shamehole. No, you sit in the car.
You don't eat it outside of the car.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
You're in your own hole in the car, or you're
super drunk with groups of people inside.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Even then, I just purchased my own thing about food alcohol.
You'll go rounds and go round to rounds restaurants. You'll
pay for the entire bill. Become fast food. You're getting
your own fucking sandwich. I don't get I'm not buying
this whole group sound survival of the fittest fast food.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
I just went for the first time. I went with
a famous person who'd never been to Chipotle into a Chipotle.
They had no idea what it was They're like, what
kind of food is this? Where it's fast casual, fast casual,
it's I don't like chippotat for.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Your I love Chipotle when you get it for at home.
Their portions are bad. They put too much rice to
make the burrito too thick. If you get the ones
where they just get the catering at home and you
get to fill your.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Own, yeah, you're right, That'schipo. I love chipol It.

Speaker 6 (48:28):
I don't know, I've never liked it. I feel like
everything well for so like I'm vegan, so there's not
a lot. There's the fake beans they didn't use that.
One of the beans has pork in it, so I
can't even have it.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
I did the fake meat every day and then I
don't know it just like everything they've had a lot
of smells like it tastes and it all tastes the sick.
I love it, if that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
I love a fast casual chain bowl. Yeah. So then
Chock Chok has pulled her aside and he was like,
you know, and he's smart. He's smart, he goes cancer.
It was a good reminder from my mom, how is
Mary doing? Called her by the name Mary, called her
mom Mary. That was a good move. He paid attention,

(49:09):
how is Mary doing? And she's like, that was good
for me last week she's doing a lot better. I
realized I need to stop driving the bus. And then
she goes, let's talk about us, and he did what
Pascal did not do. Later in the episode, he said,
I missed you a lot. I need to see more
of you the way and then she was right there.
She's like, the way you make me feel and she said,

(49:32):
nothing that has kept me as grounded. You make me
feel really safe, safer like then I felt since my
husband died. He goes, I am crazy about you. Can
I just whisk you away? I want to win. I
want to give me more.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Joan, do you know what my height I love that
is that one night you go on a killing spray
and they find these books.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
This woman was, yeah, look at the look at the handwriting.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Once from the golden back, I missed you. I miss
you a lot. I miss you a lot, and they
killing killing like Pascal didn't do that exclamation mark.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
When I do that, When I do that, when this happened,
when that, when it's not an if? When and my
little chicken scratch. Oh watch out. They be like, well,
obviously she's the culpride she did, she's obviously the woman
and books and books, and do you keep them all? No?
I I like the idea of them all just sitting there,

(50:40):
thirty or forty of these at least we've got, like
the four hundred episodes. They just find them all. We
just get them all. Okay. So then, by the way,
that's Josh. That's Debbie Ryan and Josh's funny so cute.
What is that their Christmas car? I think they did
like a funny photo shoe, and that's their treshies. Okay.
So that's in jeans and jeans okay. So then Pascal

(51:03):
he's he was like he was talking to the guys.
She's like, I had to practice tearing my shirt. You
can't tear a prod of T shirt that wasn't my
own shirt, doesn't rip like that? He loves mentioned in
his brain. Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
So then Keith, he wants to get a he wants
to become a a what am I thinking of a influencer?
And he only wants to do high end brain.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
He only wants to do high in France. Keith pulls
her aside. Did this is before he completely bones it?
He goes, you know, I always was the life of
the party. Now I want to be a dancer. And
then he did it solo. It's the new dream. It
came through. He did it again for her. She didn't
like it.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
It was like dumb, dumb, dumb.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
It was dumb because she hasn't had like a solo
time with him, and like there was nothing grounded. She's
talking about her mom being sick, and like he was like,
I really liked stripping them for real. Let me do
it again for you in a way that she she's
not free, like when her the only passionate kiss has
been talk. Everybody else gets a read tight mouth kit.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Yeah, she tongued.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
She tongued chalk was she flicked him up and down. Okay,
so then uh Jonathan gave her the gold pant City
war Mark whispered talk and he's like, I know that
we've both lost people and they're in our hearts, but
there's always room for more. Did you feel guilty about dating?

Speaker 5 (52:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (52:24):
She told me to move on. I'm cool and I will.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Whenever we watched this show, I turned to my wife
and I say, if I die suddenly, don't move on.
I want you to know that I'd be very unhappy
if you took another Yes, of course I don't mean that,
but the are the words that I'm going to keep saying. Yes,
I'm never going to turn back on it either.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
I just.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
You don't need to find love in another man's arms.
Just castle through the rest of your life. Yeah, I'll
leave you enough money that you got this room with
a nice telly. You're entertained.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Exactly. Good, Okay, all.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
These people and their deathbed's going and make sure you
fuck others.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Yeah, exactly, make sure you fuck others.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Make sure your fuck others, says the dying wish.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
She gave Chalk the rose because Chalk had the deepest connection.
So then she said, the first person I can picture
future with since my husband. Meanwhile, in the morning, it's
time for her to go on her date. Chuck's crying
in the morning on the day bed his mom died.
He's by the pool. She loved her husband. I honestly

(53:31):
could not ask for a better mother. I don't want
to have to go home, but I have to take
care of stock.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
So then, do you know how like she always like
he always refers to his mother's husband as her husband.
It's no, no, no, it wasn't her father. But like
you go and I gotta go check on Dennis. Yeah,
you know what I mean, Like like he's obviously known
this bike for about forty.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
She's over he's like her husband, he's not over it.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
I was the ring boy in physically but not mentally her.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Husband her husband. So then so then Keith starts crying
about chalk. Keith is upset about chalk, and Jonathan goes,
there's nothing like losing your mother, that's true. So then
Joan gives it one on one day to losing your
father's clothes.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
The only similarity.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
I mean, I lost my dad, I would say losing
my mom was. It just depends on this parent.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
It all comes down to which one you like the most.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Yeah, mom, mom, Mom, Mama.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Okay, so loves my dad all the time. He wonders off, but.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
He's any he's well up for it.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
So then she'd be he'd be good on the Golden
Golden Bachelor, he'd be good dating Jones.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Mother like gold and gold, that's good. We really should
have the Golden Gold. We really do this.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Platinum batch, thank you for being live.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
The Golden gold Head traveled.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Down the road forgot what you were. Your heart is bad.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Meanwhile, Joan has a one on one day with Jordan
chalk Cock blocks down by greeting the suv. They go
and hug and snot sob on the bench and he leaves,
but jurious.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
Doesn't he say to the group of guys, I'm leaving.
But he doesn't say I'm coming back to them.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
I that was weird. They didn't show it. If he
wasn't planning and coming back. I think it was Otherwise
she would have been more upset.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
I think at that age of someone passing away, the
grandkids are going to be okay and all type stuff.
I think it's right for him to come back.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
But Joan didn't come back. Joan got pieced out with
Gary and didn't come back.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
But also her daughter was going through post antal depression,
which is a thing that is happening here and the
now dead is final, right right, So you don't know
where mental state her daughter was in a ham ordinated
to take care of the child. It wasn't just like
a have a warm bath. Yeah, yeah, the grandkids And

(56:07):
I was.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Like it's stage four.

Speaker 5 (56:09):
I understand she's had a long time, but he loved
his mom. I just thought it was weird that you'd
even go on the show.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
I did too, and then then she passes and it's like, oh,
I'll just swing home for a day and then I'll
come back. He got a week.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
The risk of sounding counse right going in stage four
at that age, you well know someone who's dying if
you had, I can't do this TV show because there's
someone I know who's dying.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Yeah, that's true, but it is. It is very great.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
It is the mom, and she's been around for a
long too long.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
From the sounds, she would have been deep into a nineties.
This isn't a tragedy.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
She had a lovely life, I'm sure, and we saw
her like on the sounds.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Like a second husband was good. The first one didn't
go well. She had to die.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
They seem like I was just surprised.

Speaker 5 (56:57):
I was just surprised that he would actually come on
the show, and then I was surprised that he would
only leave for a small amount of time. But she
he is horny.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
For her, When you're horny, you'll do crazy things. Some people, Okay,
so Jordan's goes on the one on one date not
knowing that she's been like basically lost the winner, like chalk,
and I think him leaving made him be the number one.
So they're hugging in the band. She's left, so the

(57:28):
family needs him. She's very upset. Jordan is it does
mean to send him ice skating?

Speaker 5 (57:35):
Has anyone gone ice skating recently?

Speaker 1 (57:38):
It's really hard? And when he so, I'm so much
higher up there, and when you fall on ice, he
nailed himself?

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Did he hurt his tailbone?

Speaker 1 (57:48):
That? And he had his head? He went, That's harder
than roller skating by a lot.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
The hardest thing I remember playing rugby as a kid.
The honest thing wasn't being tackled. It was when your
head hit the ground.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Yeah, that was smashed, and I felt like skiing. And
if you hit that ice, I mean it is just
so that to me is if they're al those still,
if they knew. And it also emasculated him. He probably
felt like a fool. And like the horses where you
could get on and be a little afraid but go,
but like this held there's no way if you don't
know how to skate and you're sixty. You're not gonna

(58:21):
learn on camera on a date. It's not it's probably
like amongst trees and chairs. And he's also like an
insecure guy already, Like why like he's already been self deprecating.
He's a cute, nice guy. Why make him feel a
fool and have to climb back up even just to
get to zero show? Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're

(58:42):
so right.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Who would dislike.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Yeah, to make old people do ship like that?

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Because like he felt, and I bet you he was
really he definitely got hurt. So then so then they go,
they go around, and I was worried for him because
she was at least laughing at him and was not
like she didn't get like turned off. She's still horny
and she was still horny for him. So then but
the two of them just look, yeah, so pathetic, her
trying to pull him along on the ice, like this

(59:12):
is get them off? Because the sun was cute. Why
don't we just have Coco and listen to Rio Speedwag
and that's fun. So they go and he goes, he goes,
I hated breaking up the party of four. And it
turns so his wife cheated on him and he handled it.
He was like there was some marital trust was broken,
like he didn't he wasn't tacky about it. And so

(59:34):
he took all the kids and the four people in
a two bedroom apartment in wicker Park and they said
they were puppies that just piled and then they healed
each other. That was sweet, very sweet, and then he
so then they start playing Ario Speedwing and I can't
fight the feeling banging song, one of the greats, and

(59:54):
they're slow dancing. He was kissing her a lot. I
couldn't tell if she wanted that many kisses because I
felt like she was still thinking of shark attack and
she listened into her I think he's not ritch enough
for her.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Why is it always music as well? Why can't I
get on the show and tell a few jokes. Why
people just make out in front of it?

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
I like that. I like this pet. I'll do it.
Hell yeah, yes, yeah, hell yeah. Just say your worst jokes.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Yeah, I just do jokes, yes, sex jokes. They'll tell
you what a lot of couples come to a lot
of people bring dates to my party, out to my
gigs on like the second or third date, go taking
a third day, and every time it's like, people come
up to me and they go, hey, we got married.
A second date was at your show me and he said,

(01:00:48):
and he said, they always go like this, They go,
I wanted to know if she was up for it.
You were doing some anal sex jokes. She was laughing
and slapping a thigh, and I thought, this is the
one for me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
That's lovely.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
She's not always the idol like.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
That together, like, oh, they find stuff for you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
If you think that someone has an edgy of sense
of humor and you want someone, they get it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
They get offended.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
And I'm saying that on can say in the crowd,
just sounding black lafies, Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
I feel like I've been female. I feel like I've
been the female version of that on a day. No,
it does. It does.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Guy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
People were like, Oh, they just don't get it. You
can be and I say that.

Speaker 5 (01:01:38):
When I first started dating my husband, I was like,
I had a client on a show, but I didn't
know what the show really was. But it was David
Tell's show that he did that was like with porn people.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
But I didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:01:49):
Realize And so I brought Brian to a show where
it was like a comedian and him and like porn
stars talking about porns and watching porn and discussing. And
I was like, well, this is an embarrassing thing on
for Arthur date that I brought him on to watch porn,
watch comedians watching porn with porn stars.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Did he love it? That's why I was hysterical. I mean,
we couldn't stop.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Take a girl out to like a nice dinner on
the first date and then put porn up on my
phone and just prop it up on just like that,
just like that, just to see how's the chicken?

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
And how do you know she's the one?

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
And then I she's like, you don't like it? I can.
We don't have to watch a gang bang? We can?

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Baby. How's your cute? Baby?

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
He's the best. I have the cutest child. And child
he's three.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Now, what's it going to be for Halloween?

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Still threept looking at him.

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
He's so.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Cool. He can't It's been great. He's like a cool guy.
He's a cool kid. Oh yeah, cool kid. Oh you
a cool kid. Look at his haircut, his hair, he's
very cutecut, adorable.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
My little nephew to get a mullet because he would
look so good.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
My nephew's got a mullet. I like a mullet and
he shaves it on the side. Yeah, he looks really.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
I keep telling my sister, I'm like, give him a mullet.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
He's got great hair.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
For my son has a mullet. They are so.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
They're so cute. You've got nice because you got a
nice family. Any final thoughts before we take a break
and come back and talk about guy. I know, I
can't tell if they go to Chicago or if we're
on a hometown date in Chicago. I don't know, because
they might go we're going to Chicago, like it could
be like when they go touring. He's definitely in Chicago

(01:03:55):
with Joan. I don't I can't tell if it's Final
four or if they.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
That's the Magic Good the Australian version as well, that
I just watched that season two that don't go anywhere.
They literally they film it. They filmed it in Cyney
and we're gonna walk over the bridge.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Do you say Melbourne, Melbourne, Melbourne, Melbourne, Melbourne.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
Melbourne, Melbourne. Yeah, I didn't mind that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
You guys say, did you watch gen season? But they
kept going Melbourne?

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Did that bother you you know that season when they
sent them to Alice Springs.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Yes, yes, it's like it's like a living hell. Y
that was bring her hold. That was Hannah, and that
was that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Was Barber at least manic places. Pilot petal flies the
size of cow.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
That was pilot Peat.

Speaker 7 (01:04:42):
Bring her home, as I feel like they Werena Hannah,
Hannah Ann is an angel on earth.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
You bring her.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Home to me? Bring her home? Remember that barb. Okay,
we're gonna so. I don't think Jordan's gonna win.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
I think he might stick around for a bit though.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
I don't think he'll be fantasy sweets. I think he'll
make it to hometowns and nuts it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
I feel like there's a friend zone situation.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
Yeah, she's not. I think he doesn't have the confidence.
He's a good looking guy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
I'll tell you what these fantasy sweets this year. I
want to see a broken here.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
What about in a bikini? Yeah, her body and her
jeans were like she had a bang and body.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
She's a She gets up at five am every day
every day.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
And she walks the dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
And this is all before she wills the dog and
the other bikes like this, I get up at five am,
and I have seventeen cups of coffee.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Yeah, and then I got back to bea She gets
up and then she he goes that's when the magic happens,
meaning I'm gonna I'm gonna have sex with you. And
she's like, no, I'm working out. I'm putting on my makeup.
And he's like, there's a problem. This was Jonathan. She's like,
I'll do it with you on the weekends, but I
am gonna work out and I am gonna do my hair.
She's right, yeah, okay, here we are. We're gonna take
a quick break and we'll be right back with Guy

(01:05:59):
the doctor. Oh my god. They did not.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
No, they did not.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Oh, yes they did, and we're back now. Guy is
super excited. He didn't get an out and about date,
but in a weird way, he got the most intimate
dig very intimate, and she went very pretty in her
oars dress. And the house is great that they're renting. Oh,
they spend a lot of mounet on June.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
They really did.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
They didn't put any good that he did not get.
She got Taylor Dane that Jordan Jordan has gone out
with Taylor Dan let's not forget that that's weird. But
where does he live in Chicago? Ryan Riya? Is he

(01:06:55):
on Riya Chicago? Did she tour through Chicago? Okay, want
to be back in the day five years ago?

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
It was recently.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Yeah, so guys excited. He got divorced and he withdrew.
In my mind, my judgment of guy I was so
wrong in my mind. He got divorced from like his
second wife. Oh no, no, so she's wearing her arse dressed.
They're cooking. He's never cooked. They're making lemon like z
D chicken cream.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
I wanted their cupcakes.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
I want Yeah, the meal looked disgusting, but the cupcakes
looked And I.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
Did like the fact that he even though he's like,
I don't really cook, he was like Game four.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
Doctor any he's not a surgeon. Yeah, he's anesting I
don't know Rina, right. What he's doing is pulling gambling
chips out.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
Of people's eyes, telling a lot of stuff out of
ass like he's not it's Keith every time? Can I
strip for you? Okay, it's just.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
It's just Jackall I met Jack.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
We've lost Okay, Well, this was the sort of clearing out.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
Of all the beautiful, the gone back cheries. We will
have an in memorium episode.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
Oh, there will be. I think they're all too young
for it. I know they're only a weighty something. So
so Guy's excited, so he's ready. She's got their cookings
and he's zesting a lemon. She has Sunday night dinner
and it is not optional. Nope, good for her. Guy
does not cook. They had the weird cupcake kiss where

(01:08:39):
she playfully put icing on his notes. She was like,
you want to lick it off my mouth? And he
was like okay, and then she was like clothes mouth like.
She offered a kiss and then rejected it with like
a tight mouth like. And then meanwhile, back at the ranch,
Mark is talking on the phone to Kelsey and Joey.
He's had the best time in six and a half years.

(01:08:59):
He's thankfully he's here. Friendships are being made. He's hopeful
because they're building him up to be the bachelor.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Meanwhile, the leven Deedy Chicken. His marriage ended after thirty
four years. His youngest went away at thirty. I'm like
or whatever. They were together thirty years. They were empty nesters.
They didn't have a lot of open, honest communications. They
weren't he said he wasn't happy. They went into couple therapy,
and then she announced she was done. There's always more

(01:09:28):
to the story, of course, there's more to that. There's
always more. He withdrew he didn't want to go anywhere
or see anyone. He's not and he said he's as
happy now as he's been in years. And a lot
of that is you. I can picture having him walking
around my house. He's exactly what I'm looking for. They
start slow dancing to no music, and he goes My

(01:09:51):
brain is serotonin. There's so many endorphins. It's a dopamine surge,
a dopamine search. That's a doctor fucked up for a
special dopamine serge. Yeah, take it, okay. And then and
like she's like, you know, if Chuck doesn't return, there's

(01:10:14):
always gonna be a lot of question marks. She's still
thinking about Chalk. But I think Guy's going to be
top three. I think he's definitely up there.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
I think Guy's top she wants. I think he'll be
the Chalking guy.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
And Jonathan or Pascal, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
I think I think Pascal doesn't get through. I think
I think he does for a while, but there's there's
future footage of him just driving really fast and he
might wrap a car around a trip.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
He looks like, he looks reckless. Okay, so then he's French.
That's what they do. So then Pascal. So then they
they're back and they're having their cocktail party and Pascal
and Joan have some mcarens and mcaren and and uh,

(01:11:01):
that's what I say. And then some little snotty person
was like, it's macaroon. But they're like it's macarenn. Like
the President, I think it's macaroon. I say macaroon.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
So macaroni and cheese, and macaroon and cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
So he goes Pascal, she says, he goes did you
miss me? And she's like did you miss me? And
basically she felt like he was dissing her at the
group date and he's like, look, I'm not going to
I'm not like that. And it worked a point too.

(01:11:34):
It's like, listen, I don't want to be sort of
but you're on the Bachelor. You're on the Bachelor.

Speaker 5 (01:11:40):
Yeah, I know, but all these guys, I don't know
if all of them watched it, Like clearly Keith watches
it all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
Yeah, but I don't know that. I don't know the
Pascal set around watching it. Pascal's like, if you want
me here, you'll and he's like, like, we're we are
a book. We have a good first chapter. I need
more time. I think he was pissed that she's she's
not pulling him. Well.

Speaker 5 (01:11:58):
I think the problem comes, as we've seen in all
of the shows that we watch, it starts getting to
the thing of this is starting to get real. You're
cutting down all these people and we've only gone out
for like a small one day.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Yeah, it's like I need to know you better. I
just that's why I felt. I'm like, oh, he's having
that same insecurity that all the guys do, and he
wanted you're coming off of your one on one day,
just off with other people. Okay. I still was like
he's been a dick. She doesn't like that he seemed indifferent.
He has an air of indifference. Maybe that's just him.
I think she's just trying to excuse I think he

(01:12:29):
might be a dick.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
He could be.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
He's French. They are not like there's very specific, Yeah,
how these people are. I think he's just acting like
a French person.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
So then so then Jonath French resistance.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
Joan gets pulled aside by Jonathan who has a Joan
brand Cheerios box. Oh my god, this Cheerios to this
bother right, yeah, Cheerios. But I was like, okay. So
they had Quake Roads last week, a lot of it's
all the same company and the ship, so that these

(01:13:06):
are good.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Pull your u if anyone's watched that that brothers, I'm watching.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
I'm watching now.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
PEPs He's paid a lot of money to be in.
There's a Pepsi on every.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
I gotta keep the MILLI Vanilla is incredible. So Jonathan,
they start talking about actual life and they're like like okay,
And so they're talking with their schedule the five am.
Her hair and makeup takes a long time. Good for her.
I mean I could see that. Yeah, okay. So then
Keith blows it. Keith wants a date and he's nervous

(01:13:44):
and he's sweating, and he sets up a little beach team.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
Yeah, he had a bad conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
He had a bad.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
And then I know I felt, you know, to see
if we're if you like me, and I like these
things to think of.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
Well, then she goes. She goes, Keith, what does your
retired day look like? That's a great question. Yeah, and
he's like, I haven't thought about it, Like okay, he
is spirally collect Yeah, he has no answer. She he
was like, I was not romantic at all. I ship
the bed man. I response. Meanwhile, Chalk comes back and

(01:14:26):
Cinderella is like her glass slipper gets put. He won.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
He's gonna win that him.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
It was also like him her losing him potentially forever
because when she left she didn't come back. Yeah, and
I think she didn't think he was necessarily coming back
and not coming back. This him coming back for the
same episode, for the same roast. He will win because
she lost him. Yeah, I think that's right.

Speaker 5 (01:14:51):
See, because I thought maybe he'll come back the week
oud because we already had that, because you already had
the Rose, he was safe, so we I was wondering
if they filmed it that way or if they edited
that way. I was just wondering about it after Maybe
I don't know, but yeah, I'm like, I thought he
was maybe gonna show up next week, And she, oh,

(01:15:13):
he never even had a mother.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
She goes, She goes, I didn't think I would see
you so soon he's back. So he goes, I had
to come back and see I couldn't. I couldn't wait
to see you. I can't keep my hands off of you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
Full transparency, My mom did die.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
Yeah, he was horny, basically like dry humped her. They
kiss was like their kissings. Yeah, but this was horny. Now,
this was horny horning. I know. I was excited for them.
So then she goes, He's like, I got a question
for He notices things. You had a ring on your hand.

(01:15:58):
He's like, yes, it's a ring that John gives me.
I've tried not to wear hair.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
Do you reckon?

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
He wasn't fed that good question now that you say.

Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
Because I would never go you had a ring on
your other hand and then you weren't wearing the I
would never question a woman's jewelry and where she's placing
it throughout the day. And that's not because I'm not observant,
because it's a weird fucking thing to ask. Right now,
you're not wearing a necklace. What are you doing? What's that?

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
They want to keep mark? That's what they're They're like, Okay,
we can't, we can give her chalk. She can have chalk.
Chalk's not our lead. We don't want chalk. He's right
for Joan. Maybe they'll actually stay married. I'm like, unlike
Gary and Teresa that they're like, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
GeSe is married again to.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
Do the Lord, the Lord okay. So then so then
he's back and then she goes so the ring on
the hand. I tried to and then he's like, I've
been thinking about us. So he's like, you can run
all you want. I'm thinking about us. I've had armor
up my whole life. I don't want to do that
with you. I need to let my arm or down.

(01:17:06):
I'm afraid of letting go. She's like me, dud, okay,
we're gonna keep each other in check. I want to
open up more to you. And I wanted crazy about you.
And then they tongue kiss. They like dry hump and
hungue kiss on like Prime Time.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
It's it's it's it's hash when you say all people
like out in it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
I like, I liked it. I was horny. I like, no,
they were horning. I wasn't hornying. They were horning. I
was happy for them being horny. No, if I was horny,
watching Chalk and Joan call the medics. Ho, I'm just
remembering something. Yeah, exactly, the basements have flooded, just flooding

(01:17:46):
all over the house. That's what she went on the
murders exactly. On the Murders Free, she said, I feel
safe again. I feel comfortable again.

Speaker 5 (01:17:53):
I was thinking sorry to go back when he when
Chalk tells her that his mom has passed away, did you?
And he's like, I was just so I felt so
bad because I wasn't there, And I thought, that's I
can make sense, like, oh, you went off to do
this show.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
And she's like, I wasn't. She always makes it about herself,
you know.

Speaker 5 (01:18:09):
She was like I wasn't there either when Mark passed
and because she went into the other room, mistress, Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
Don't make it about you.

Speaker 5 (01:18:18):
Don't make it about it, being like, oh, I understand
how difficult that is, but I so appreciate you being
on this journey, like like there was a moment. But
she always anytime anybody says something, she automatically says that
she's got the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
I wonder if that's you're a care and that's what cares?
Does I am a care too?

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
She thinks about herself.

Speaker 5 (01:18:40):
You're having somebody would be annoying. Yeah, you're dating someone
who like he always I have the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
I think he will feel connected.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
My wife does that to me.

Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
Yeah, I think I think he will feel connected. Oh yeah, yes,
I mean it's a brilliant way to do it, all right.
So then there's four roses left. The order goes. She
gives it first to Pascal interesting, then to Jonathan, then
she gives it to uh Mark, and then she cut

(01:19:14):
and she gives it to Keith. She gives you to Keith.
She cuts our king. Gary and Charles, and they got
Greg and also a guy who they were like, okay,
forget about it, and then I mean Gil, they cut
Gil Gil. So they cut Gil Dan, Gary and Charles
and they were like literally having romances in the front yard.

(01:19:38):
Charles was saying, how he it's like the best thing
that's ever happened. I mean, came in sad and he's happy.
Mark found to love with a different kind Mark, Charles, Gary,
who is Gary? Who are they paired off? Who came
for Oh? Guy came for Gary and Mark came for Charles.
Is that right?

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
They came for each other?

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
They all came, but they a it was I will sobbing.

Speaker 2 (01:20:03):
The show is gonna have him do adverts they did
with the women sitting around talking about whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
The fact that I was talking about it was so great,
but I was sobbing. That was where I was like,
it was so good, like this is so no. It
was happy and all the guys saying I love you,
I love yeah, so open with their emotions.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
It's just like that.

Speaker 5 (01:20:21):
It's also they're all from different backgrounds and it just
was wonderful.

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
Now it makes me so happy. I want to say
that there's gonna be no tweet of the week this
because we had to record on Wednesday because I have
to go out of town today.

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
But no one's seen the episode. Tweet.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
Yeah, we won't see the episode. There's no tweet. But
you can get your You can get your own sleep
crown at sleepgrown dot com. Backslash drack w y a
t R code paddle called pickleball pickleball.

Speaker 5 (01:20:53):
Oh fun fact, I've started playing pickleball.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
And you love tennis because tennis.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
Full of sleep. Crin are you really hotels?

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
You get the travel one? Yeah, yeah, I love the
travel one.

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
Now I've got a pink pillow, I do.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
I bring I travel in my pink one and I'm
bringing it today to Palm Springs. I'm going to go right.
I'm going to Gottle writers. I'm writing a musical writers retreat. Yeah,
so we're going to go right. We're going to go
try to like the music. Bachelor is the Bachelorette. B
a t is a batgirl who's a bachelorette.

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
And the and the big song. Can I have this rise?

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
Yes, we have to have this rose and here for
the right reasons, here for the wrong reason, here for
the wrong reason. An influencer even in this episode.

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
Yeah, I'm so sorry everybody. I'm so sorry for everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
He's growing on me. He was funny doing the kickball
cims hot.

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
This song is hard for me to take my barriers.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
Then, oh, how about this one? How about this? I
thinking I'm falling in love. I am falling. I have fallen, Yeah, falling,
I am. I'm in the process of falling. I said
I was falling. Now I'm officially.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
Two one on one to one on one two becomes
one to one on one. Yes, we'll be one about
the hot tub. We're travels everywhere yes, the Traveling the
sister of the Traveling Woden.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
They joyed a comedy song and a musical. You have
to I don't want to go on a grape dyke
because I don't box.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
Oh I like that. How about top top bunk no funk?
I don't know? Okay, saya alita? Okay? Well, Jim can
I who do you? Who do you think? And I
know you have to leave top three in order? And
then who's the new bachelor? So number three? Who's coming
in third, who's coming in second, who's coming in first?

(01:22:49):
And who's the lead next time?

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
Mark?

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
Okay, Whitney number three? Jonathan yes? Guy yes? And then
Chalk and then the final I do think Mark? Okay?
So question then so then does Mark even go to
hometowns or is or does Jordan go to hometown?

Speaker 5 (01:23:13):
I think one of them was going to self eliminate
and I think they will be the ones that will
be the Okay, okay, okay, what do you want to promote?

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Jim Jeffes dot com. If you're coming out this weekend,
I will be in Kalamazoo and Minneapolis. I also have
go to Jim Jeffries dot com for all your Jim
Jeffrey's needs. But if you want to come to l
A again, yes, be here, You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
I'll come.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
In London.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
I'm going to go to London. Do what to see
the Christmas markets in London.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
Go to Germany for Christmas?

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
Yeah, nah, they're not known for it, the British.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
Yeah they are. They have some key ones. I was
in Germany from the Germany Better, I don't think so.
They had a lot of choch keys. Okay, you guys,
so Jim has had to leave. How funny is Jem? Oh, dude,
he's so cute, isn't he cute?

Speaker 7 (01:24:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
He's cute, right, He's adorable. He's so funny. He's so funny.
He keeps your eye contact while you're laughing. I was like,
we love Jem. Yes, I'm it, Yeah, we love Jam.
He's adorable. Okay, wait, so you like pickleball? Oh? I
was going to say it hasn't ruined your tennis game? No,
because it's good because my knees are shot. But this

(01:24:29):
is what I was going to say.

Speaker 5 (01:24:30):
So I took a beginner class and then I took
an advanced beginner class, and they were all like women
in my class, and then I'm onto my intermediate class.

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
Do you need a class?

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
I did?

Speaker 5 (01:24:39):
Because the scoring is really oh okay, and there are
rules that aren't like tennis, so you're really all okay okay,
and they're weird rules.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
Has it fucked up your tennis game? It has.

Speaker 5 (01:24:49):
I went and played tennis afterwards, and it's like no,
I mean it didn't really, But I'm also not a pro.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
Do you have a nice tennis game? I do? And
I have a nice pickleball game too. I mean I didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:25:01):
But what I was going to say is, so when
I started playing this intermediate there's a lot more like
men in the class, and they all play like these
sort of pickup games that they do all the time,
and they're really in the class because they want to
learn how to put a spin on the ball and
do this. So anyway, we started playing, and I really
never play games.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
I just sort of practice.

Speaker 5 (01:25:22):
And so we started playing and I'm paired with one
of the other guys and I started talking bad to myself,
like I was like, oh, Whitney, And then I was
like this is literally Arden's whole thing, and I was
like stop it, Like they're messing up just as much
as you to get out of your head. Yeah it's

(01:25:42):
not because like you're a female or any of that stuff.
It was such a thing that I was like, oh,
this is so weird because it's literally exactly what you're
reasoning behind it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
Can I just say I was talking about this this
weekend with my friend Jessica, and I'm aware of that. Okay,
so what I'm walking through right now, I feel like
my brain my narrative of like dating over forty it's like, oh,
so the guys get to the guys get to like
by the way, my life has never been more fun,

(01:26:12):
right Yeah, Like but I can see and I really
feel like it's my dad coming back from the dead
in the mead. Like it's like a perfect argument of like, well,
like so guys get to date any age and like
they're like women. It's like shit's been said to my face,
so like to be real, like I've had some like
shitty things said to my face. But it's also like

(01:26:36):
like that's I think my everyone's whole life. People have
said shitty things to everyone's face. And it's like I
think when there's like a tender thing of like, okay,
dating is newer for me, and like, you know, in
my twenties, I might have mentally gone after like my
body or whatever. It's like, I actually feel cute and

(01:26:56):
comfortable in my skin, like like it's the same kind
of name of self talk that I did in my twenties,
and I see where since, like I'm telling myself it's like,
but all right, so a few people are assholes, like
a few people have always been assholes. Like like this
literally is just like, okay, let's just take a sec

(01:27:16):
and go At any point in your life, it's scary,
it's nerve wracking. I've literally never felt better. I've kind
of honestly for real, never had a more fun summer
than I had this summer. You were the time of year.
I'm literally like, for real, I've never been on more
of an adventure even professionally, personally, I have. I've taken

(01:27:37):
more risks. I feel like I have been on a
lot of fun dates. Like the facts are not matching
up with It's like it's almost I feel like as
I'm taking healthy risks and my life is expanding. I'm
actually sharing this on the podcast because I find when
I share things like it's not true, but like when
it's when we're alone with our secrets, yes, yes, where

(01:27:57):
so it's like none of it is actually accurate. Like
I'm like, I think it's almost like as I expand,
sometimes it's like the who do you think you are?
And so like it's like a perfect storm of like
you don't get to do that, and it's like, well
why not? Like literally nobody, like there are a few
people and like that's their own shit. So sometimes the

(01:28:20):
equivalent of so okay. So one thing I've started doing,
I hate the word ma'am. I've started getting called mam.
I got called it the other day. I've been called
may im a lot. I got called mam a lot
in the South, And so Jessica and I were talking
about like how for men, there's no word for mister.
It's all the ways just mister. It's like so for
like they're just mister forever. So I it's actually made

(01:28:41):
me so much happier. And I give this to all
of you whenever somebody calls me ma'am, and I think
this is accurate for even when you're playing pickleball and
you feel bad or whatever, like anything that's like the
false narrative of that's like somebody else's bullshit. I think
to myself, now, go fuck yourself, my lady. It's like,
so what's the alternative, mulady is like, go fuck it?

(01:29:03):
Like in the friendliest thing, I think, go fuck yourself, milady.
And so I feel like ever since so I started
doing in my head to go fuck yourself, lady, and
then yesterday I got called miss four times since I
started doing, go fuck yourself, milady. And I feel like
that can apply in any area of like when somebody
when you take swings out in life and when your
life starts getting bigger, there are the haters. Of course,

(01:29:25):
there are the haters that don't want you to see
you shine or having a good time.

Speaker 5 (01:29:29):
Poppy Syndemeyah, I was talking about what that, Jimmy, we
were talking about the large poppy syndrome.

Speaker 1 (01:29:34):
I don't know, the smallest pop tell me tell me.

Speaker 5 (01:29:36):
It's an Australian thing about like the tallest poppy syndrome.
So like you know a group of flowers and there's.

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
The tallest one.

Speaker 5 (01:29:43):
Yeah, they have this in Australia where it's like if
you get too big, they want to like cut you.

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
Yes, that's this this is. Yeah, I feel like it's
out of cultural norms to not have children, to not
be a single woman having a great time like who
to not be like it's it's I And I think
there is an added element of not having parents, like
there's a there's a certain like I am a unlike Joan.

(01:30:11):
I am sort of a solo entity kind of having
a good time, but there's this but it's scary.

Speaker 5 (01:30:17):
Yeah, but this is what I was saying about, even
like the Joan piece of it, I'm like, yeah, you're
faced with something that I think is very difficult, but
you handle it with such like fun and with such grace.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:30:28):
I think that that's where, you know, all of us
can learn from what you say and what you do,
because I do think it is a great.

Speaker 1 (01:30:34):
Way to look at life.

Speaker 5 (01:30:35):
Yeah, and that this could be you know, maybe somebody
is saying something negative towards you, but you don't take
it as like truth. You take it as that person's
probably having a bad day. And that's sort of the
way to do it. And also, yeah, like you take
something you dislike, like like ma'am, I want to turn
to them and say, do you mind not calling me ma'am?

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
Would you mind calling me milady. Yeah, yeah, it's malady
that you could even just think it's malady. Like literally,
ever since I swear to God, it's only been three
days now, it's serious. I've been literally thinking a malady
like and I say that not negatively. You could even
just say it's malady. But since I started doing that,

(01:31:15):
I started called myss four times, like I think part
of it and then we can end the episode, so
it's not fifty eight hours long, but like that, Like
I think part of it is the it's almost a
rebellious thing for anybody, much less a female to be
out kind of having a really good time in a
way that's different maybe than but that's exactly it. It's

(01:31:37):
different and different.

Speaker 5 (01:31:39):
You're completely happy being single with no children, and that
is scary to other people.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
Yeah, but it's good for you. And there's so many
more of us that are like that. Yeah, the amount
of people I know with kids that are like, I'm
really jealous, yeah, just because life is hard in general,
yet in life with kids, to our parents out there,
shout out to our parents. I respect every much the

(01:32:07):
bravery it is. So Yeah, there is something to be said,
and it's different and I'm aware the champion thing of
like okay, it doesn't mean that it's not uncomfortable. And
I have to say the champion thing because I want to.
I want to get afraid and choke up, and it's
like no, like it, And part of it is just
calling out like I have to just go does not

(01:32:30):
apply to me, does not apply to me, like I'm
just okay. It might be different, but like I'm it's
already been different for a long time and it's going
to keep being different and I'm going to take keep
taking healthy risks. And the people that it makes sense
too great and the people that like this podcast is
maybe not for everybody, but like shout out to everyone,
sorry for this long ramp, but like yeah, go fuck yourself.

(01:32:52):
My lady. All right, Katie, what would you like to
talk about? What would you like to promote?

Speaker 6 (01:32:58):
As always, please go adopt or foster and in all
from local shelter and make sure you are registered to vote.

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
I am. Ballots have been sent out, I got it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:07):
You can check.

Speaker 6 (01:33:07):
I think I don't know if ballot tracks is national,
but it's in California. So make sure you got your ballot,
make sure you send it in make sure.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
It gets If I got my ballot, it all counts.
That means I'm officially registered and everything. Okay, okay, and
I can send it it already. Yeah, okay, great, Whitney,
what would you like to promote?

Speaker 5 (01:33:25):
I'm gonna promote two different books, if that's okay, because
I've been reading this book and I love it and
it's called The Thursday Murder Club, right, and I just
highly recommend going free that. And then Audrey's book, which
is Elizabeth of East Tampton.

Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
I'm going to promote when it comes out. The episode
of the from the Bellhouse is incredible. Charity and dotten
Worth start thank you to everyone. We literally like filled
the place and most people like drove or fly flew in,
like most people were not from New York. It was
we have the best fans. It's so fun like the Bellhouse,
like staff was like you guys are like they've like

(01:33:58):
you guys always had the most fun crowd. They're the
best people. We sang Sweet Caroline at the end for
Jerry because he wanted to hear it. Everybody's saying it.
It was amazing. I'm gonna be so when the episode
goes up on a post all this stuff in a
Carol carousel on Instagram. And then of course we're breaking
down below deck Mediterranean. It's gonna be an episode a
week late and we're gonna make it up to you
because doctor Banana is in Berlin living her life, so

(01:34:20):
there's gonna be an extra episode. She doesn't have the
recording equipment with her, but we're gonna give you. We're
gonna make it up and give you bonus. And then
we may do Secret lives and Mormon wives. But some
people aren't liking it. Maybe we'll do one of the
Australian Bassadors. That's that'd be fun. That'd be fun. Okay,
sorry for the long winded one, but it was so
fun today. Until next time. My name is Arta Marine.

(01:34:40):
Thank you so much. Goodbye. Oh yeah, we're gonna get
all up in you tonight.

Speaker 4 (01:34:48):
It feels so good.

Speaker 3 (01:34:51):
I just got one little bussinger were.

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