"OLD PEOPLE CAN BE TRASH TOO!" w/ Jacquis Neal and Mike Castle

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will you accept this Rose? A production of iHeartRadio.
Here we go, Here we go, Here we go. Okay, okay,
here we go, Here we go. Did you know that
I have a tick that I say that here we go?
Did you know that I psych myself up all day
every day and I say out loud leave. My friend
Lisa pointed it out. I like this, okay, okay, okay,
here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Does it sound funny? It might be the okay okay, yeah,
I psacked myself up. I started doing it in Tennis
when I was getting yelled at by APA architects and
they were better than me, and I go, oka, okay, okay,
here we go. And I still do it all days.
Another episode of week's.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Episodes of My Name is Arden Marine Coming to you
from my bougie garage in Los Angeles, California.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
You guys, it's the time of year. It's so fucking hot.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
The rest of the world in theory, let's just pretend
it's not like about to burn to the ground the
world in theory. This is when I want to think
I'm getting out.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
A jean jacket. Maybe maybe I'm like buying a new
pair of tights and a boot and a scar for
something you have to This is when La really takes
it to the next level. Shit, you you got it,
and you got to make it to Halloween.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Because you think you've made it through, it's gonna cool
down for a week and then like October twenty first,
it's like, bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Often, Halloween itself is the hottest fucking day of the year.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
It is.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
It is once you've decided to put on more layers
than you ever normally wear.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yes, you're like and you're gonna wearing spand.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Eggs and the worst material you're always.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Dressed as a sexy nurse. Yeah, yes, yeah, okay, so yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Halloween is hot, hot hot. Can I just say Lamar
was supposed to be here. He told me he double
booked another podcast, and then our king just told me what.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
He's in New York.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Honestly, that's a name.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I'm such a Mike, you know, I'm such a people pleaser. Yes,
and you know I'm a coward.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
And I would say I also double booked by that
meaning I'm in a different time zone, which is double booking, honestly,
but that's what makes me love it is doublelicating double
booked by the way. It actually makes me like him more.
It gives me a little thrill of the change.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
And he wanted to say, yes he did, and it's
a king.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
And he's trying to do next week. But next week
we have our draft picks people coming back to see
how they did.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
But wait, just while we're calling people, can I call
out that you said you're going to give me an early.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Link to watch the episode yesterday.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
And I waited and waited and waited and nothing, nothing,
nothing ever came.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
And then it was the morning. Still nothing.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
The link is in New York, yes, and then only
one hour before we recorded did I even get it.
I realized, here's where you tried to get ahead of it,
and I said, I'm calling you out on air.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Of course, I know you're right, I had to, but
I but here, I had a third date last night,
and you know, I have a lot of anxiety. So
I was having someone like picking me up on my home,
that we're going to come into my home.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
No, they saw my home. How's the first time they
picked me up?

Speaker 4 (02:53):
But like I but this time they're coming in and
they're inspected.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
They're lifting couches, they're looking under things, drawer yes, they're saying.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Do not, do not, do not open the cold.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Closet on it because that the thing that looks like
a snake tank that you saw is Mitten's nebulizer.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
It's beautiful.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
Still, I love that mid has a nebuliz has.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
A nebulizer, and people think I have a snake. When
they come over, they go, oh, you got a snake,
as if I would ever get a I'm never gonna
get a snake.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
You should.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Should I get a snake? You should?

Speaker 4 (03:21):
I feel like you could, weirdly make it work.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
You could make a snake work.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
But I don't want to.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
I'm gonna get a snake. Make it works.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Whether or not you should do it, I don't know,
but I do think you can make it work. So
I couldn't make it work. So also people would go
like serial killer if you do it?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Well, okay, So so I know myself and I have anxiety,
and I've also been working on getting out of my
house on time, and I you it is and I
realized as a gal, it's not that I'm like primping
for that long, but if I'm going really anywhere sort
of whether it's a date or an audition or whatever
I need, like an hour and a half. And it's
not that I'm like, you know, Mittens isn't like French

(03:57):
braiding my hair and putting in in curlers.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
It's more like, but.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
What that little opposed she could, she could?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
She wishes, she wishes I would let her. She was like,
that's how you're going out, that's what you're wearing. She's
she always, she's a little bit of a friend of me.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
And so I was busy like doing like the bomb sweep,
much like our sweet Dawn. I was doing the bomb
sweep at the house, just be like what do I
need to jam into that coat closet? And then and
then I got picked up because it's a gentleman. He's
been picking me up, but which is sweet, which is nice.
But that's why I got my anxiety kicked in.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
And I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, here's what I want to say. One more thing though.
Let me just let me just introduce you guys, and
then I'll tell you things.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
Okay, they don't know who we are at Have.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
I seen you since our live podcast?

Speaker 5 (04:41):
I don't think so, okay, yea.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
And gentlemen, you know him from uh you know, I
just you know him from comedian Clash, and you also
know him from.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Drop Out, Drop Out, Crowd Crowd Control and Dropout. And
you also know him most importantly as our hearty Pool Inspector.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Jack Keith Neil.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
Yeah, Always and forever. That's the last song that I
was listening to.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Can we really?

Speaker 5 (05:07):
That's before I got in? That's yeah, I love it.
Can we talk about yes.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
The level? Now, you've done numerous live shows, I've.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
Done, I've done a few. Can we talk to a handful?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Can we talk about the raising of the bar of
whoever the snack, the people in charge of the snack,
the snack game that our audience came, the mount of snacks.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Not only are chocolate here?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yea chocolate if you the best, which I'm going to
have for my party this year. I'm going to get
the buck, guys.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
I'm gonna let her like clatter, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
I love it And I'm gonna pull little sign out
so people can order from her and you can do it.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
She's going to deliver chocolate platter.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Dude, you don't even know it's going to be good.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
You don't even know.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
I'm not you know, Lauren's a chocolate person. I'm aware
I'm not as much.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Okay, yeah, I'm not at all. Say it disturbs her
the same.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
I don't want that.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
I want the I want like the I want the
cobbler and the vanilla ice cream.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
I want with these chakra, black licorice, black liquorice.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
I have never black licorice. I literally someone says chocolate.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
I'm concerned too, led.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
But you know what, I'm not going to you'r yung
And I like that. But so, I don't really love chocolate.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
This chocolate, it was very good. Cut a bit for this,
this chocolate.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
So then people also brought.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Up bag there was there was apple donuts, We had
apple str we had hopcorn, we had people just kept bringing.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
So I gave us chocolate covered raisins, which you tried
to share with us, and I made people give us
back the donuts.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yes, And then I got a painting. I got a
painting in me out with a humming bird.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
I gotta. I mean, the amount is present. We have
a very generous crowd.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Very generous crowd love you. Listen, they love you.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
But and you Paul did well, and how great was great?
And how great was grocery store. Joe and Serena.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
They were great. We may we made Joe phel so
uncomfortable and I loved it.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
But he said, because Paul kept saying that we were
asking him to fuck over his friends through under the
bus and say and say that cat they needed to
get her back blown out, and he wouldn't do it.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
You're king grocery store Joe. Say that because that is
a he is mister Chicago man. He is, He's like
sure embodiment of Chicago.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
I mean, we love I love a Chicago guy. Okay,
speaking of Chicago guys, Oh, I say you are my friend.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
You're also part of a couple that I love equally.
You're married to my best friend.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Yes, I was gonna say, you can put her a littleheaded.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Obviously your number one, but I mean no, sorry, she's
obviously obviously.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
You said you said, I did said. The first's gonna
be very mad.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
I'm gonna go get run over at the trolley at
the grove. That's how it's going to go when I'm done,
you know what.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
I mean, Like a good way to know.

Speaker 6 (07:42):
I feel like I have.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Like three weeks, three more good weeks and I'll wait
till after the holidays.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
Go in front of the trolley.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah, I feel like I'll go to the American Girl Dog.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
I wouldn't kill you. It's too slow.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
If you just lay there. It was just dragged.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Can't get dragged.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
It for a moment hosting Extra and I'd be like, hey,
do you remember me from my New Hampshire Street Lottery. Okay,
but you're also married to my best friend. We know
you from from Curb your Enthusiasm.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
It was so funny.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
But more importantly, I'm like super fanning you this week,
Like just okay, I and I'm going to tell you.
So my I'm the only person in my family that's
ever gotten to therapy. Oh yeah, my brother and I
grew up in the same house. You know my dad.
You've been to my town.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
I mean, you don't know my dad. He was dead.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
You could picture, you could picture, you could picture like
a walrus shaped accountant that had a main stream. You
could picture a man that was always tits out, top
down in a Masda Mia. So he so he who
didn't like girls?

Speaker 2 (08:40):
You know what I mean? So, but what was my point?

Speaker 5 (08:45):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (08:46):
My brother?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
So, my brother, my brother very rarely opens up. But
he actually texted me late at night and he was
he was jet lagged and he was somebody had bullied him,
and he actually said the phrase I'm a mess for
that honesty. And it was probably midnight here, so it
might have been like four or five in the morning
where he was. I was worried about my brother and

(09:11):
I knew calling him and just being like, hey, can
we talk would never work. So I was like, hey, listen,
because he had to go deal with these people all
day and it wasn't gonna get any sleep.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
I was like, here's what I need to do.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
I'm going to send you a video and I'm gonna
listen to you, and you need to play it on
your computer while I talk to you on the phone.
And he goes, aha, you watched like ten seconds and
I'm like, no, no, no, you need to watch all the
way through, and then you need to listen to it
a dozen times today and need to keep it in
your earworm so that when you are interacting with people,
you are thinking the following. And he said it actually

(09:43):
nobody fucked with. He's been doing it and he's texted
me ever since like these are all a bunch of Gemas,
they're not qualified.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Can I play it?

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Would love it?

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Okay? So tell us.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
So there was once upon a time there was a
character named This is all verbatim. The whole song is
verbatim from a speech from Flavor of Love, one of
the most important flavor Flave flavor flavor and one of
the most important uh sort of icons and unscripted TV.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Here there was a character named New York.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
She was, she was, and this speech she was talking
about one of the women in the house. Is there
anything Gemma and this?

Speaker 2 (10:21):
And he made like a Christian rock He's from Texas
and he made like a Christian rock song about it?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
What else do we need the listeners to know the
entire song? And I'm gonna play the whole song?

Speaker 2 (10:33):
How do you feel?

Speaker 1 (10:34):
I feel great, Katie, I promise and our dear listeners,
we will get to the most important Okay, it's Mike
Castle first of all, he track to the video. Okay,
and I'm also bringing in doctor Banana's not here, but
we we also have kat Money, kat Money, Levine, Katie, I.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Can't wait to get to this episode.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
I'm just gonna play this and then we're gonna go Ready,
here we go, get ready, get.

Speaker 6 (10:57):
What I will.

Speaker 7 (11:00):
Let Jimmy know that she is a fat cut and
the shoes that she gave me were not something that
I would particularly buy for myself. That she is a fat.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Shoes something I would It's such a hit you directed this.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
Shoes. The Christian element is so key.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
Here we go. I'm ready, I'm ready.

Speaker 6 (11:53):
That's the case she should have.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Okay, ready to.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Qualified, don't know?

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Get ready, you're ready.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
We're taking to the bridge of the chorus.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Here we go. That's smart.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
I'm ready.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
The the woman God damn, who was actually beautiful.

Speaker 6 (12:27):
For that?

Speaker 5 (12:28):
I love the words pretty my job. I love that
you love this, so I can't say that.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
You can't say it.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
You know you can get ready, get ready, I'm ready
and sex.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Anybody live, hopefully.

Speaker 8 (12:49):
Times.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Fly sexy.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
I love this of the sort. Give it the grammy.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
There is the thing of where you transcribe a speech
directly and make it lyrics, where then as you hear
it as lyrics go, this could only actually been what
someone says.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
Oh this is this is what shebatim.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
There's a little clip.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
We're see a little clip of the speech, and you've
both met my brother. So just picture that adult man,
like that businessman.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Walking around Europe. This is his therapy.

Speaker 7 (13:42):
Somebody lied to her several times, told her that she
was flat hot and sexy and beautiful and nothing like.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
That's New York.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Can you even handle this? Was that worth the viewing?

Speaker 5 (13:57):
I love New York? Yes, that was great.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
He didn't handle that.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
That was amazing.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
So my entire family, my brother, I'm not even kidding
the amount of text he'd be. Like I went to
the meeting and they were just a bunch of gemas
and they were not qualified, and they like and I
feel like he had like a wild card quality where
they knew he had nothing to lose, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
And so it's genuinely moving for me to picture Aleric
listening to them.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
No, no, it helped him. I'm going to show you
all of his texts because we both didn't grow up
knowing how to stand up for ourselves. And so like
when a bro bullies Alaric, Oh yeah, Aleric deep down
the side knows like I'm fourteen times smarter than you.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Ep. Yeahs are really scary.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
But like so I just was here's my friend thing.
So I went on the date last night. This is
side note.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
I went on the date last night and we went
to the restaurant that your beautiful bride had her birthday at.
And this person had never been to this restaurant, and
I was like, get ready, it's the best and the worst.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
It's the incredible.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
I'm like, it's like Pirates of the Caribbean and it's incredible.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
And the clientele.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Yes, when we left that birthday part, That's what I.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Was talking about.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
You how you were like even when I was twenty
and single, because it's like where did they all come from?
You wouldn't know what to say, but they so they
were like we order're like, we see just like six dishes.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
So we ordered five. Were like, is this going to
be too much food?

Speaker 1 (15:15):
And the guy's like, no, no, don't worry, We're going to
course it all out, like we have like salads and
beesel We're going to course it all out. Two seconds later,
we get our like chicken swarmer tacos like the main
the main like they go backwards and then five things
come out at one, like everything comes out.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
At the same time.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
The guys that the waiter's name was Drake I started giggling.
It was suggest they get it all wrong, and we
keep going back, We keep going laay, okay, here we
are now. Listen, you guys weren't here for our draft drafts.
Now did you know, Katie you were filling them in
on the controversy? Did you know the controversy behind this guy?

Speaker 5 (15:53):
Before I had heard, I had heard probably even on
here it talked about, but I was interest to us
to it.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Can I see the most surprising thing about this minute
that he has a black father.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
When I did the little father is black in the
beginning of the episode father, they did the.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
They did like the whole like we're calling pictures.

Speaker 5 (16:16):
But now his dad was black. He grew up around
black people. He grew up Detroit, dur Detroit. Right, Yeah,
the music was black. His dad was something like Diana
Rowls and ship right black form.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
I want to throw that in. I want to throw
that twist in.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
So basically, for those of you who didn't listen to
our our draft picks, we were very skeptical, and I
want to say up top, I hate to say this this,
and I've been mad at ABC based on the messing.

Speaker 9 (16:49):
With our they've been They've been trash with a lot
of but I'm going to be real with you, this
is the most important episode of television I've ever seen,
including this Prana's family.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
It was a perfect episode of television.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Everything that we Katie, you're here, everything that we with,
every guest of the entrance that we did. People did
the like the unicycle, the bomb inspectors, eventual whose mouth
fully moved, she was doing the like like everything. Yes,
everything we thought, everything we thought, But no she did.

(17:26):
Wasn't she the dentist, the sexy dentist? Who's like or
did she get a limited?

Speaker 4 (17:30):
Maybe she did at the very least I said she did.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Yeah, she might have.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
But anyway, it was the people we thought, we're gonna
be horny. We're gonna be horny like the front run
of the Sexy front Runner. Katie any thought about how
like on brand we were in the overall episode based
on our draft picks.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
We just we like knew we hit it out of
the park. Did you pick the winner? Carol?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
I feel like Carol, Okay, I just want to say this.
Carol was doing really well until she pressured him too hard. Carol,
Carol the bomb the bomb one right?

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Oh no, oh no, Freddy Freeman, that's going to go
a long way.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
She's gonna go. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
I've never seen a man get more perked up. Yeah
he did free Dodger ticket. Yeah, yeah, he did the
free Dodger ticket. Math.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
He couldn't have been less interested in the woman who
got a full scholarship to USC. He couldn't cared about that,
like not interesting at all, but like your nephew, yeah exactly,
But but I just uh he overall, I really wanted
to hate him.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yeah, And what's frightening to me is I believe I
didn't like up top when he was like, oh, there's
been a misunderstanding. They misconstrued my words. It's like, bro,
you said, I want forty to fifty five year olds
and no broken hips or wigs.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Yeah, a lot a lot of times people act like
something is taken out of context if you don't know
the context of every single moment of their entire life.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Said about the context is what you said?

Speaker 5 (18:50):
You said, you know, you dug a Gray said he
jumped in and then.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Like you meant that like that It wasn't like my joking,
like you weren't joking.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
But then but then here's what I have to say
in defensive ABC, I like that basically every single one
of these women is over sixty. They had to appreciated.
But that was like, I was sort of like you
you said the negative. They can't be over sixty.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
That's the rule of.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
The game was when they start.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
That's why we all love the show is because we're
picturing our mom, a picture of my widowed mom going
getting a chance.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
That laved like, so it you know, it's starting.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
The rules of the game were these cool women and
in order to apply, you had to be sixty plus.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
And oh oh that's part of the.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Yeah you had sixty plus.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
You have to be older than sixty.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
You be older than okay, And so.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
That's why we thought the woman was fifty nine that
they slid in who looked at Malibu My but boy. Anyway,
so that was but I felt like so coming in
in defense of my mom, I just felt fuck this guy,
of course for sure, and I hate to say, and
I don't believe him, but whoever did his media training.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Such a yeah, good media training, better than the last
guy last season?

Speaker 4 (20:01):
He comet freaked me.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
He's also a former professional football player, which means like
he's had media trained in four decades. Even back then
when it wasn't as much media, he still was around
television and around professional this week.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
If you're still work six year old, handsome former football
player is a lawyer in Orange County. If you want
to eat forty year olds, there's a thousand of them
will go marry you for the money and you have
a hot piece of ass, Like why.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
What in you needs to be on TV for this?

Speaker 5 (20:33):
Let me tell you what I feel about. Tell me Mel,
tell me. I'm excited for Mel, tell me everything. I'm excited.
I love it that we don't have a.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
I agree with that. I really excited. I'm so excited
we have.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
A horny divorce. The trash who was like, I want
to fuck forty and fifty year olds. I'm kissing people
on the first episode, should my wife he eluded? My
wife cheated on me? Say I'm getting my dad wet.

Speaker 6 (21:08):
It.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
But I don't know that I buy.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
I'm like, you died, You're like jerking off to a
cam girl during Like I just don't know.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
Yeah, there there there are other insighting incidents.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Do you buy that she cheated on him? Do you
buy it? I don't buy it.

Speaker 8 (21:21):
It's something like what she said, like people talk to
her and the fact that apparently he had to pay
her like nine hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
Yeah, oh he got money.

Speaker 8 (21:29):
Yeah yeah, I just it's there's something about him that
I found very untrustworthy.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Okay, so after going through.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
That, but then but then it also makes sense that
someone would cheat on him.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
He's a wealthy white man who lives in Orange County, you.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Know, I know that's you know that, but he's not.

Speaker 10 (21:45):
But he has a black dad, and he's from Detroit,
and he's from detroits.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
Different depth.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
He's a moderate.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
He presents as a wealthy white man.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yes, okay, wait, but it's a question though, do you
think did you fall for his media training?

Speaker 8 (22:02):
Ass I did in the beginning, But as it went on,
if you like look at his face when he's like
with all the tell me, I just like got the
feeling he was just like putting on an act and
actually not enjoying himself. And I felt like he would
really much rather have been with like forty two year
old Yes.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
I agree, like that that like being happy was part
of the media training. Yeah, he's putting on like it's
all this big.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
He's never listened to a woman that was his ex
was eighteen years younger, right.

Speaker 8 (22:29):
Yeah, I mean like there was just something about it
that like, and it could be he was nervous on television,
but because he used to in football. I kind of
don't believe that.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
I don't know. Ye, No, Melanie Owens, it had no
poker face.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
I will, I will say too. I don't disagree with that, Katie. Yeah,
I also.

Speaker 6 (22:48):
Will.

Speaker 5 (22:48):
I would assume, yes, that coming into a house where
you know they all twenty women hate you, that they
basically all brought it up.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, you also hit people in an area of vulnerability
that there's nothing they can do about.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
There's nothing they can do it. But it's basically like.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah, I fucking hate blondes, you know, like like like
or whatever, like or not I could dye my hair,
but like like I hate women with high voices or whatever,
blue eyes, like whatever. It is that that and that
society also is like you have no worth if you're
a woman ver sixty, Like you can't be sexy. You're
not like you're supposed to go put yourself on a
shelf and just rot, whereas a man could go do whatever.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
They want and so, And he said it on a podcast.
He didn't say it like in private. Yeah, don't you
were like bragging?

Speaker 5 (23:35):
And he said it on the podcast about to do
a show where you know the rules. Yeah, you know
the right, you know who's about to come on.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
And then you gas light them on and you go
they misunderstand, you don't understand.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yeah, yeah, let me let me ask you. Here's my
here's my question about now. Now that's a dumb question,
but I was really thinking about this. Okay, okay, could
he date.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
A woman named mel?

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Great questions?

Speaker 4 (23:57):
Do you think he could handle that? Because I don't
like you can handles? She was thirty eight.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yes, yeah, you want to know what I came up
with over I got excited and I said this on
the last podcast. I kind of want to marry Charlie
Sheen so I can be Ardent Sheen Marine.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Yeah, how do you feel about that?

Speaker 5 (24:18):
I like, don't, don't you can? I'll take you to
the name change application place so you don't have to marry.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
It's way easier.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
Still available, Machine's still alive, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
I'm not sure if he's available though he's not available,
And give.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Me a quadrupule.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
You know what I was thinking about. What I was
thinking about it. I know we got to get into
the episode, but I was thinking about this. Yeah, because
like I still do, even the boring seasons of Golden
I still do appreciate the women, the fact that these
aren't children that I'm watching. Yes, I can relate to
these type of connections a little bit more on Golden Bachelor,

(24:55):
but you know, like I am not in the age
range of Golden Bachelor. I'm also not in the age
range of regular bachelor. Need like a silver bachelor. Yeah,
like people who are like in their mid to late
thirties to fifty yes, you know who are just starting
to take viagra herding, Like we need our own bachelor too, Yeah, who.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Are like a career focus.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
I want to be a bachelor. I want to be
the bachelor as a bachelor and you can have that
would be so fun.

Speaker 5 (25:26):
Because that's an age range now that's completely shut out,
and like that's your biggest audience is millennials.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
I would kill it as a bachelor.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
It's also amazing when you listen to each woman and
they have such like a rich life. Yeah, yeah, like
everything they talk about you're like, wow, it's so amazing
and complicated like every other person, like I'm a dental dentist.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
Yeah, the other one, and that's my entire identity. And
I'm also an influencer, the one who.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Stocked with the yoga instructor. Of course, you know what
I mean. Question, I will not even questions statement. I
feel like he got some banging with some beautiful woman
and some like Sondra's sister on the Twins set banging.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
She's so hot, yeah, Sondra Andra the Twins.

Speaker 11 (26:12):
I know.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
He tells you so much about parents, that kind of thing.
I didn't they had r Okay.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
So and says, are Andre's not a name, Sondra's name, Yes, right,
Sandra Andre. But honestly, respect, preach and like Gene Pool,
fuck yeah, give me those jeans. Okay, let's just let's
just you know what, We're gonna take a quick break
and then we're just gonna get right into it.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Sure, Oh my god, they did not. No, they did not.

Speaker 6 (26:50):
Oh yes they did.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
And we're back. Okay, here we are.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
I'm excited to fall in love. There's been a misconception
about me, he said. The misconception was that I said
in English lucively that I want forty five to six year.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Olds and that's just a misconception. So I'm just I
did say I want to stay away from it, broke
artificial hips and wigs.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
What the fuck with the wigs at the right whom
he did like one person with thinning hair or something.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
I mean literally, he goes, I messed up. I was wrong.
I have regrets. I'm sorry for what I said.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
I mean that was but also like, but then, how
is it misconstructions?

Speaker 1 (27:31):
It's not He goes, That's not who I am, and
I wrote, yeah, it is. And then all of a sudden,
so this before I knew, we eat a black dad.
They start playing the Jackson five.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
And I'm like, what an interesting choice?

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Was, like Michael Jackson here with Michael Jackson's interesting choice,
and then you're playing.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Jackson five and then here we are in Detroit. It
was I was the whole eighty six minutes were the.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
He had that black friend and he was like.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
A legend.

Speaker 8 (28:01):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
First, before I realized, I was like, is he just
trying to prove he's a black friend and seemed relatable.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Like that neighborhood did look nice. I was like that
would be that nice little childhood right then.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
That looked good.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Give the producers of this one episode and egot they
needed an Emmy a Grammy at oscard to Tony like,
I could watch this on stage.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
I could listen to this episode.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Okay, So then do you think they turned down that
the black guy's microphone at the moment like when they
were first talking, because he says something like we both
have gotten old or something, and there was this moment
where he's like yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
I was like, they like moved right back. I was like,
that's interesting, though, I want to go back, and it
was weird.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
I did rewind if anybody knows a lip reader, If
anybody I rewound.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
He was basically pointing out that they were both old,
like just the last time they saw each other, and
they were just trying to move right by it.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
I was like, but that is what the show is.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
I'm sorry again that I fucked you over, and I
will hope to make it.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
If I had a link, you know, it would have
been easier to reach. I thought, as who you know that?

Speaker 2 (29:01):
I don't like to fuck you over because you are
you are a confidant one.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
You're my dating and you're complaining about my mom too.

Speaker 5 (29:08):
You are you?

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Are you honestly and I'm protective of you?

Speaker 4 (29:11):
Yeah, edit that out.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Okay, she loves the show. Okay. So he played football
for twenty six years? Is that a long time to
play for.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
It's a very long time to play football, especially in
the seventies. But I'm assuming, I'm assuming that he is
also counting high school in college. There is yeah, there
is no way he played professional football for twenty.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Okay, so I've been he was a professional football player.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
He played for the ramsund Oh.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Wow, Yeah, Okay. His dad he was also a coach
at you Michigan right school?

Speaker 5 (29:43):
He played there?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Or he played there?

Speaker 4 (29:44):
He played there, Katy, where was he?

Speaker 12 (29:45):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (29:46):
And one of the sons was like, going there, I
saw some of you Michigan something.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
And when people are like, I'm a I'm a boy
dad of yeah, of course you are, yeah, of course
you are.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
So then the dad died in twenty twenty and the
wife file for divorce. That's and I'm like, Katie, what
did he do?

Speaker 13 (30:02):
He did he do?

Speaker 3 (30:04):
He really wants to bring up his dad, which I
completely understand. She has a dead dad, but I also have.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
A d dad.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
He might as well be great.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Mine was my mom was dead to me years before
he died.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Okay, great, But he just really wants to ring up.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
There's someone who was talking about losing one of the
women was talking about losing like a husband during COVID Yes,
and you could really feel him almost bring up his but.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
He wanted to. He wanted to one up her, not
really because it was it was actually her husband.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Yeah, your dad was a different type of connection.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Your husband's like forty. He was like he was like
thirty eight or something.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
He was young, and she had little Chill, a four
year old, and he's like, my dad died at the
age of ninety two. Yeah, okay, well okay, so then
he has indeed it in years and I wrote down
yeah right, yeah I don't.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
But just like Gary when Gary's like, how do you.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
Know you don't like hip replacement?

Speaker 1 (30:54):
That last year we had Gary when her his wife died,
and he was like, you know, I was just loyal
and it was like we found he was like, fuck,
the whole town was.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
I think this under underscoes Jackies's point about mel actually
is that Gary was such like a grifter ass, and
it was like like, oh, this sweet wanted to start
to going.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
I think he wants to be like the money and
influencer and because.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
He like broke up with the woman money related, right,
So now we see mal and we go like, good,
at least it's not that Grift or Ship's you are he?

Speaker 2 (31:29):
For those of you who.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Didn't watch last year, he boned the backup dancer for
Prince and then was like, call it off.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
I don't even want to go.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
And then he goes on the day with Teresa and
he's like, wait, you got money, and then he proposes
to Teresa and then she and then he ignores her.
I think when she won't like she she wanted a prenup. Yes,
that's what, and he was like, uh yeah, I'm gonna
fuck everybody.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
For prenups exact exactly.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
She's like, well, my kids aren't okay. So so I
just don't believe that he is.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Indeed, so he says he's lonely and nervous. Is anxiety, Well,
I'm sure he is nervous. To Phase of twenty women
were enraged it him.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
I would be nervous, Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
I can't believe he managed to get there like that
he wasn't not the guy because of the can't know
there wasn't another guy. I didn't he said, he doesn't
want literally the premise of the show r and.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
They just kept him. Why would they so he could have.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
Because the other shows were so boring that like bring
them in. They are like, this is an immediate first
second of the episode.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
Drama, like.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
He's sexy and tall and so the pretending that they're
going to look for him, but like, no, we're going
to use him.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
Because use him and I loved it.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
The plug on Kimmel. We're like, we're gonna go with this.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
We're going to go with this guy. They made the decision.
You know what this is.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
We're making great decisions and.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
They knew they know, they know it's gonna this will
be a non story by episode four, if not the
next episode, because.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
He was going to eliminate the people that can't handle.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
It, which he's already doing.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Yeah, he I was like, I don't buy that.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
He hasn't dated in years, but to your point, he
wants to get his dick with, he stated.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
And also has of course, he's emotional, not surprised.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
This is bad.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
This week's bad on men. Yeah, but we are bad.
I'm not surprised that somebody who was in the NFL
who has money said young women. Yeah, yeah, you fucking
groupies your whole life.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Yeah, and that's what you're seeing, like other guys in
football that you admire are doing. Bill Belichick stating a lady,
he's really opened the gates for the type of things.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
But then why be the because you can do are
exactly filled with women that wants to be happy to
hook up with him, that are put together thirty eight
year olds.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Why go how much attention do you want? You can
just roll out of.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
Go to the local.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
When in this episode when he walks up and they meet,
meets them all at the pool, the way everyone turns
and celebrates him, I was like, that's exactly what he wants.
To walk into a room and every single person there
is like applauding and he's walking in.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
That's it's another level.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Because you can give you want to if you want to.
If he wanted a twenty eight year old, he can
get that.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Like if you're a tall NFL lawyer in Orange County,
you can get whatever.

Speaker 5 (34:13):
You can know.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
And that's definitely what he's dating, and then going, I'm
not really dating anyone because.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
He's like I'm dating and he's dating one hundred of them. Yeah, disgusting.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
I could not look. And yet I loved the episode.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
Going to Make Good TV.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Yeah, it is fascinating actually understanding that, and then going
like and then now he's dating all these women in there, but.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Also like if he had just shut the fuck, yeah,
he would have been incredible bachelor who wanted just to
get his stick wet. But like, like that would have
been fun. Like finally, but because we know what, we
all have wondered, like, does he just want to like
he says, sure.

Speaker 5 (34:50):
I'm sure he I'm sure there's a part of him
that does want the companionship. And you know, by the way,
the women are hot, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
But he he wants to go with like what he's
been trained to want.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Yes, yes, yes, exactly, and it makes.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Him feel old to see somebody that's his peers.

Speaker 5 (35:05):
You know, probably this will probably give me in trouble.
But also I'm just like, you know, stop inviting some
of these people on podcasts, you know, like I wouldn't
have my grandma podcast because she goes say some wild ship.

Speaker 6 (35:20):
My dad.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
When my dad gave my speech to the wedding, like
we didn't want and all of a sudden we heard
like clink clink like and he was like, oh the
father and everyone everyone of the barm was like, oh
that's nice.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
And then my brother, me and my mom were like,
who the who gave him the microphone? Who gave and
he delivered hen't know. He was like, my name is
what I'm an alcoholic. I'm like, yeah, okay, thanks bro,
you've never been to are the only time you've been
to a is right here? Okay okay. So then so

(35:52):
then we go. He's nervous and and he's like he goes,
age does not matter. So first out of the.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Out of the limo Cindy, who I believe was the
one that thinks she's destined to marry him. She's adorable
and warm, Cinderella.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
I really medical engineers.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
I really thought Cindy was so pretty mad. She wouldn't
call her colourstone. You could tell they're like, you've got
aqua eyes like she looked.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
She was beautiful.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
It's also there's kind of this weird high bar right
before she comes up, because I did not know he
said anything on a podcast until he was like, well,
I said the thing on the podcast.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
It's so bad that he brought it up.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Now everyone keeps bringing it up.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
It was rad yes, but so then when she comes out,
you're kind of going, like, you know, who's going to
come out of this the car right now?

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Then it's this beautiful woman.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
And they also brought a beautiful woman that thought she
was destined to marry him, so it was, oh, it's
not so it's a beautiful woman who also doesn't care
that he said it.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
She's like people deserve a second ship.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
So they brought some to put him at ease that
she's like, give me that mouth, but like she didn't
care right out of the gate.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Okay, so he's nervous, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Cindy goes, you know, I think he has pure, pure,
like pure motives, and and then she and as he
she walks away, he goes call it a rap.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
He liked her.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
I was surprised she had to get the first impression.

Speaker 5 (37:21):
Rose.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Yeah, well, he also seems like a type of guy
who has like a like a ready phrase like call
it a rap.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
I was sort of like that felt like a really literally.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
He was so fickle that each new woman was like called,
he rep I'm gonna get at it with that one
and that one and that one and that one. Like
he felt like like completely forgot the one right before and.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
It was like, well, then this is the one for me.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Her Katie's point, I feel like his facial expressions are
very hard to read.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
Heart going, So are you enjoying this?

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Like there was something seems like it might not be
hard to read.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
We might be reading it and he's not. He's actually
not having a good time and he's trying. He's been trained, Katie,
what do you think.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
You know, Like like when he's like with all the women,
I just feel like he's tolerating that.

Speaker 6 (38:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (38:07):
Maybe he's overwhelmed too.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
I mean, it's gotten. They also stand up so Dawn,
they were up there.

Speaker 5 (38:12):
That's me.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
They're like seventy years old and you're making women in heels.

Speaker 5 (38:16):
They kicked them all like I would have took my
e to sleep.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
I could have made it. I would have made I
would have been the most fun one.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
Left a show.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Now it's at ten pm. You're like, are you fucking insane?

Speaker 5 (38:30):
Ten?

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Yeah, we've traveled together. You and I would be the
last two standing.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
In the literature.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
That's true. I never go to sleep same, but I
don't want to be chatting. But I'll stay up all night,
but I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
No, I'm up on my out and about no exactly
me and men's are up on.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
Yeah, I'm up on my watch and tell.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
To thriving like literally like it's when I come alive
and I finally I get to be made.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
Once ever in my house is completely asleep. Literally, I'm like,
now I'm chilling and.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Now I'm like, I'm like, I've tolerated the day.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
I've made it through that bullshit rest of my life
now and I can draw the blinds and like just
be my fucking play dress up. I can play my
dress up. I can literally try and I can google
people I hate.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
Yeah you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Do you have a go to person that google that
you hate?

Speaker 5 (39:21):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Okay, you don't have something you went up against it
once in a while, and like a real person person.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Okay, okay, yeah, I'll get like random names. It's recently.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
No, It'll be like a random person I went to
grade school, and I'll go like, who's that guy doing
now kind of look.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
Out, I'll see his little linkedinn. I'm like, oh, yeah,
an asshole.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
I did have somebody who, Yes, I did. I have
somebody who like I didn't hate him, but like he
was annoying. And then I found out like he got
killed and I was like, that makes sense, sounds.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Badgot the name of what I'm about to say, Katie,
but I worked with and his mother kept an enemy's
list in her wallet that basically she believed that the
universe will get revenge for you. And there was like
ten names on it, and then she would just write
down next to them, like Mike Castle like fire like
your house had burned down, or I'd be like yeah,

(40:17):
she would keep she was like a casual witch and
she would just write down once revenge had happened, which.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Is really bad. I feel like bad drama and that's
really fucked up. Yeah, I mean I respect I respect
the garage. Yeah, I respect the grudge that there's a
gross a wallet list of a hate enemies list.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
Yeah, and like on behalf of her children.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Oh yeah, she didn't like me. Let me tell you
that much. Oh my gosh, I'll tell you more at
the break her. No, she didn't like me.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
She was threatened by me, as if her child was
not the one dragging me to buy cocaine. And I've
never still done it in my life.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, when there, when
they're like this child, I think artists a bad influences
like I have, Like I'm drinking like a cinnamon schnops.
That's like getting crazy for me.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Yeah, okay, and we're back. Okay, So Cindy comes out.
So here comes Carol, Carol, your girl Katie. She was
hotter than I thought she would be because in her
photo of Carol, the botox is really kicked in in
the photo.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
That was just the day before.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
But she looked coming out of in her and I
liked how she had her Freddy Freeman jacket on and
played it cooy. She showed a little ankle, but like
I thought, it was a cute jacket. And I found
her so sexy and fun and beautiful. You have your
pick has legs. Yeah, No, I really liked her, I think.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
And the way he lit up when she was yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:39):
Oh yeah, those sweet seats.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Yeah, she loved it.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
He also needs like the sports wife. I think like
the wife where they has to care about wag.

Speaker 5 (41:49):
He lives in California. Yes, you ate, no way, Yes,
Orange County.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
But that's why that's what you and Paul kept talking about.
I've been saying, this is the.

Speaker 8 (41:58):
Whole time since the Golden Measure, like these people are
not going to uproot their lives.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
It's crazy. And that's why the other ones have broken up. Yes,
because they don't live in.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
The same place, and prenupts were offered. Okay, so then
so then she was so cute. She definitely had new teeth.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Good for her. You don't get her teeth good, they
said her they go. She said she was so cute.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
I was almost feel like they were doing a package
to set her up to be the next bachelorette. Like
I almost she got the music, like the Cinderella music
where I was like, oh, they actually don't want her
to wings, they want her to be the next bachelorette.
And then she said, my theory is I'm gonna call
it now she's the next Bachelorette. I think she's not
gonna win. I think they're gonna fuck her over so
she doesn't win.

Speaker 5 (42:36):
They get to ask the season done filming.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Yeah, oh yeah, they always they edit backwards.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
I know, but this season didn't start till like July.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
I think it tastes like forty. So she said, I
thought it was cute, and she goes, Hi, my name
is Carol. She goes to anybody I've ever lied about
my age, I'm sixty two.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
I think that, Yeah, that was cute.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
I liked that, and she's adorable, And then, oh my god,
can I just say.

Speaker 13 (43:05):
So?

Speaker 5 (43:06):
We made it.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Normally we do top three, we do villain drunk.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
The first night, we made a separate category for Diane,
the hockey player from Alaska, and we loved her so
much based on her bio that she was a librarian
hockey player, and so we had a list. We did
draft picks for who's your Diane? And some people Diana's
or Diane, Like who do you just fucking love?

Speaker 4 (43:25):
Diane? Was my Diana?

Speaker 12 (43:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
It was like someone I would have loved as like
a little kid. Tell me she would have been like
a nice, sweet older lady who I was.

Speaker 5 (43:34):
And she plays like hockey.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
She plays, she goes what she goes.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
I played, she cussed, she did, she goes, you're in
the penalty box, mister, what the puck were you thinking?

Speaker 5 (43:44):
Yeah, yeah, I didn't hear to pe at first, I
was like I don't. Yeah, like Geo, Jimmy Kimbleton changed
a lot.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
He was so taken it back to be called out though,
Like he didn't you see, he did not register that.

Speaker 7 (43:56):
No.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
No, he was like no, no, when she was really
calling him.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Yeah, but then she was trying to be like, it's cute,
Like she was trying to be like, no, I'm being cute,
like I'm not going calling out.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
I'm like kind of a little bit being but I
am passed.

Speaker 9 (44:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Yeah, didn't you love Diane? I want to be friends
with her. By the way, I was rooting for Diane
or other Diane.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
But I was basically certain he was going to send
her home. Oh yeah, Like I was right away like, no.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
She's too but she's going I thought she would honestly
last longer as like sort of the Gary from the
Golden Bell, like the Gary that made it to Paradise
This year. I thought she was going to be the
Gary in the house that everybody loved is not going
to win. But then Gary came and was like the
stud of the season on the beach.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Yeah, okay, she she had the like she was the
beginning of my inability to read his facial reactions or
going like, is he upset?

Speaker 4 (44:46):
Like like, I was like, he does not like her. No,
of course he's pretending.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
Of course he doesn't short hair on a woman plays hockey,
does exactly.

Speaker 5 (44:52):
She's gonna she's gonna have to wear wicks. Did she
get one injury? She's gonna need a new.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Hill, everything, everything. So then we get to Alexandra, who
I picked as my horny one, as she was the one,
the one, uh, the luxury yacht saleswoman. This woman she
was like, she was like, I love that. There's so
many beautiful women here. It's good to like you see
what's out there. She was horny. I was here for it.

(45:20):
She had a great rack, and I was like, I
I thought she was a fun character. She was hot.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
And also I also fucked with Carla's walk. Carla, I
was very model walked down. Carla is no, she's completely stunning.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
And then I can't believe, I know, I can't.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
She's I also did dad. I also did even more shocks.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
But by the way, I think she hurt herself at
the pool party. When she put her hair down in
the gray er, I don't think you could handle when
it when her when it was in pigtails. I think
when it was up in like the fun updue and
just like intriguing and sexy. But I think when it
was two gray pigtails, I think I think.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
That hurt her. So then we have Debbie, who I
thought in the pictures looked like Parker Posey.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
I felt like she might have been the drunk one,
because we do drunk. On the first night, she seemed boozy.
She se boozy. She's the athletics instructor, she's never been married, and.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
She's fascinated her Dobbie.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Didn't she already get cut?

Speaker 4 (46:33):
No way didn't she? No, no, no, she did not
she got cut.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
No, I think she's cut.

Speaker 6 (46:37):
No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Are you sure she's cut?

Speaker 5 (46:42):
They did two cuts this episode, they did two cuts.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
I think she got cut. I think that her hair
was too short for him.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
I think, yeah, I think she's still in. I think
she's still in.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Is she cut? Okay?

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Then we're going to get to this, and then we're
going to talk about the most important thing I've ever
seen on television. Before taking Sorry, she's there, she's okay,
Well she's the last she was the last one, because
that's week one.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Yeah, yeah, week two.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Okay, Okay, here's the best entrance I've ever seen in
my life, and we guessed it. Here comes Peg in
a fire suit with a bomb.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Screaming, screaming, stand back, and then the bomb doesn't go
off and she's in a full bomb bomb squad. He
has to hold go back to one. She does it again,
stand back, stand back, the bomb still doesn't go off,

(47:38):
and then and then they did not go off. She's
a bomb tech. And then they cut to her riding
a Unice cycle on the street and then she takes
off her helmet and outfit and she's got a huge rack.
Huge had hair like like shampoo commercial hair, and a
rack for days.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Yes, the rack was really emphasized in the test amonial.
The rack was the rack was like.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
I see the two bombs that the rack was incredible
and I'm miss straight. Do you feel he was until
she pressured him so so later on?

Speaker 5 (48:18):
Do you think he was into that entrance?

Speaker 2 (48:20):
I think he was.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
I think he liked the thrill seekers. I think he
was into it. I think he saw them titties, and
he was like.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
I think like.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Something a little horny for like, oh, she's a naughty wrist.
I think he was like, she might be a bobcat
in the sack she does bombs. And then I think
he because she also said, you said do you want this?
You said you want that?

Speaker 2 (48:40):
What are you looking like?

Speaker 1 (48:41):
I think he self centered enough that she had quoted
things of what he was looking for, and I think
he I think he felt like safe and seen and
not like with the pucked by her uh huh. But
I do think later on when she got a one
on one with him and she pressured him of like
are you still working when you gonna retire?

Speaker 4 (49:00):
I want to like girl, Yeah, and he was like
forever by the way.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
But also like this is not even date one. This
is conversation one, Like yeah, flow and steady hunt like what.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
I mean, you know on the on The Golden Bachelor
they go back to it. I was gonna say, part
of the part of the charm is it we ain't
got time to waste.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Yes, And she was kind of saying that she was sort.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Of going like she was pushy about it, and I
felt like, just play it cool. Maybe to like date four,
like she might not be there.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
What do you think his primary thing is like that
he wants to be fucking.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Yeah, horny.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
I think Mormon horny attraction for sure, because we even
see when they did like the little preview of what
like there's a lot of kissing, there's a lot of like,
you know, he seems sexual tension and interaction.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
If he definitely liked like.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
The woman, he liked like I'm in a nurse outfit,
like like he liked when somebody's like I'm an extrovert,
like like he liked a little role play.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
He's gonna systematically eliminate everybody over the age of sixty four.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Yes he is, uh, and then he's gonna go with
who it feels like the dirtiest in bed I think yeah,
which look, look, Horney always wins on the show.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Uh huh, except for last time when the bank account
won and the prenup was offered because Horny. That was
the first time Horny didn't win and then a prenup
got put on the table and eliminated.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
Is the is peg? Is she the one who also
had two sons?

Speaker 9 (50:28):
Peg?

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Someone brings up that they have two sons and he
was so not interested. You have two sons, that's why
she's saying that, Okay, he didn't care.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Also, when he played when we get to it, when
he played would you rather he held the cards? He
answered it and then moved on before she even silly
Beach care at all what the answers.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Were trying to get to that kiss card.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
It was very self centered, like he could I think
he's not remotely interested in the He just like, do
you feel like mommy, are you gonna play nurse with me?

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Are you mad at me? From what I said? And
are you forty?

Speaker 3 (51:02):
It's interesting though, because like if you think of like
how each of these things make TV, Like Jerry, you
could like car Gary.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
I always felt like smelled like Jerry, but called I
feel that.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
There was like that it was all media training, that
it was like one of those people is like really
trying to be an influencer or something like, I'm I'm
really taking your perspective that there's something more interesting about
mel because we're kind of like he's kind of an asshole. Yeah,
there's some there's almost a little bit more where I
feel like it's more real, Like you know, it's like Jerry.

Speaker 7 (51:30):
He was.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
He was pissing me. Gary's pissed me off.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Like, here's what's fun too about this is what's fun
about it now that we're pointing this out and we're
all getting on the same patre. It's a real fucking
asshole with media training. Yeah, so the other one was
a grifter with media training. Mel has money, right, and
what it is, Mel has height, mel has a good body,
Mel is working, mel is.

Speaker 5 (51:51):
Mill's experience, Mel.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Got service for twenty six years straight playing football.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
Yeah, he's not trying to make up for lost time.

Speaker 6 (51:59):
No, yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Yeah, his roster is like hundreds.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
And he doesn't And he doesn't have a connection to
his former wife.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
Is she did?

Speaker 5 (52:08):
Yeah, which look I'm so happy about that.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
Yes, he was just like.

Speaker 5 (52:13):
Something new. I agree that is what he wants due.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
And it's also like Joan who did not want to
be there, who kept like crying and she would see
her grift or dead husband in a hawk but she
was like, She's like, oh my god, John, you remind
me of John. John was a white collar criminal. Opened
he was investing in strip clubs. He was like channeling
laundering money into chip clubs in the Greater Maryland and

(52:37):
DC area.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
That's also that she's a grief of it is it
is really, it's interesting, but it's also so painful to
be reminded of you.

Speaker 5 (52:46):
And I'm glad he got two sons because his sons
are also going to be like, get yours dad, Like
the Last Golden Bachelor is like, we don't want to
see you sleep with anyone on TV.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Yes, and Joan made them remove the you can't get
at it on the floor as if no one's ever
done it against a wall, like if there's no bed,
I guess we can't get at it.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Like very Mormon, very Christian things, very.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Christian thinking, very but okay, we're gonna take a quick break,
but I'm going to give best entrance of the night
the bomb, the bomb with the failure to go off,
failure to go off, and then the rack reveal incredible
with unicycle level.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
It was also perfectly timed with you know, when you
you know you're being good, you're not looking at your
phone at all, You look down for like two seconds
and you look at me like what the fuck is that?
Like that was perfectly timed. Before that entrance for me,
I looked away for a moment only to return to
the bomb.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
So as a woman who probably would have stopped watching
this like this franchise eight years ago, but I'm so
deep in and these are the these are the barbies
and the g I Joe's I signed up for me,
So I need to be up to date on the
newest models to play with my I guess we can
all come play with toys.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
But I have to handwrite it out like a serial killer.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
So a two hour episode is like a four hour
episode because I transcribed the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
I mean, look, this is crazy.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
No, I always love your notes.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Great, if you found this, you like she's on the
who okay, like.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
She was my crush.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Then I looked at her notes and now I'm sort
of like I don't know where I feel like I
don't know where she is with me right.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
Now, Like I love you notes, these notes. I can't
read them, but I love them. The fact that I
can even look at that came says Airbnb.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
The fact that I can even just say for this
is insane, so so so the fact that like it's
rare for me to perk up with it when I
thought it was gonna be one hour, which meant it
was gonna be forty four minutes, and then I saw
eighty six. I'm like, oh fuck, yeah, I was getting
ready for my date.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
I'm like, I thought I watched in two parts. I
watched the rest of this morning, right, I got really tired.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
You're oh, well, because you I would watched it earlier. Okay,
I was.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Peaking so hard. I feel like I edged through this
entire episode.

Speaker 5 (54:58):
Okay, like watch the cat.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Like each new entry, I'm like.

Speaker 5 (55:04):
Whoa, I mean, whoa? They were there were some interesting interests.
I mean, I've never seen an immediate elimination, like when
she came with that puppet.

Speaker 6 (55:12):
Though.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Okay, we're gonna get to that stake. We're taking a
quick breaker. We'll be right back. Who. I don't know
about you, but things a getting so hot in here.
I think I got a take. I'll pay your break
and we're back. Okay.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
I am acknowledging to our listeners and to our people
here that were an hour and so I'm gonna clip
it along. Okay, So here we are. Jerry came in
and she was the nurse. She was the nurse and
her forty seven year old husband died and he didn't
really care, but he was horny for her because she
said to him, I can care for all of your needs,

(55:54):
and she ended up getting the first impression Rose, Were
you shocked?

Speaker 4 (55:58):
I was shocked.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
Yeah, I was shocked too.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
He's really hard for me to read. I don't He's
like it's almost maybe he reminds me of my own
dad or something. But I'm so like, oh you liked her,
Oh okay.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
I like I think he likes like a warm woman.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
That's like I will be waiting for you when you
get I mean, like, who's to blame?

Speaker 9 (56:15):
Mom?

Speaker 1 (56:15):
I mean that sounds nice, Like like I think he
knew he could get at it, and she had her
He was like, where's your stethoscope? Later, like her husband
died at forty seven, he couldn't have cured less. Yeah
yeah yeah, But like I think he wants like a
hot mommy who's going to also like like a hot
like if he can't have a sexy baby, yeah, he'll

(56:36):
take a horny mommy.

Speaker 6 (56:38):
Well.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Also, I guess she would be braved, self reliant, like
like it's almost like she is like I'm all good
with like how I'm raising the kid, Like I'm so
used to doing everything.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
Yeah I'm the solo parent or what about you? It's
probably yeah, and that she.

Speaker 5 (56:52):
Was getting at It's just like it's been so long
since I've done anything for myself that like this will
be my next chapter is to focus on yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Get getting at it with you.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
And he's self centered enough.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
I mean he's like yummy, yummy, like yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
And again if I can't have a young one, like
it's like mommy, mommy, mommy, because.

Speaker 5 (57:14):
His kids are still somewhat young. He still has a
high school. Oh really, one of them kids is in
high school.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
Still, Okay, I should have got Ever since I got
in my thirties, I can't tell anyone's age.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
It's like young people like, like you're that's what a
high school?

Speaker 2 (57:27):
I have no concept of how no old anyone is.

Speaker 5 (57:30):
What one of Yeah, one of his oldest kid is twenty,
because I remember, say two thousand and five, they were
his oldest kid is just in college.

Speaker 4 (57:38):
Because I look at them and I go like, yeah,
they're like my age.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
I literally can't tell yeah at all. Tell any anybody I.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Can tell, like my daughter's adrine, if they're like around four,
I can likely you can.

Speaker 5 (57:51):
Tell me you can.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
I actually can't. I don't know what four is versus.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
I got like the the zero to like the age
of eight. I can kind of guess, can I just
play great?

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Your daughters and you guys are great parents?

Speaker 4 (58:03):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (58:04):
I mean, you guys are, although you know it's weird actually,
in watching The Bachelor or Bachelorette, I do think about
the way that people use like themselves as parents as
like a mark of their character, and I sort of
go like, I would never do that.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
It's so weird to do that.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
My friend Steve Heidner would always go well, he would
talk about like meeting the other parents at school, and
he's like, the only thing we've had in common is
that we both had unprotected set exactly, Like all we
do is pull the goalie, Like doesn't.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Mean that you're like a saint.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
I shut I shut down another dad trying to be
my friends so hard the other day you have to
lord like called it out afterwards, like, wow, you really
didn't give that guy anything.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
I just don't. It's so weird to try to to
have to be forced to be friends or I'm like,
I don't you know that?

Speaker 1 (58:46):
And it's not a natural fit and it's somebody that
you're like, oh, this is a fun thing that my
child brought from.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
Yes, cool.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Or if if my daughter's obsessed with your kids, I'm
down to be your friend. It's not the ViBe's not
there with them. I I can't take off.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
I honestly, I have not forced my I have.

Speaker 5 (59:01):
You don't want to be.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
Literally my friend, And I was like, the only thing
I know about it is that my daughter does not
like your daughter. I can't. I'm not going to that.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
No, you gotta have your Your loyalty has to be
like every.

Speaker 4 (59:15):
Day I'm hearing about your daughter being I just called
your daughter your doctor.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
That's how tired you to your doctor and then your
number one, your doctor number two, your daughter number three,
fucking over the other dads.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Okay, here we come. Now I believe that Katie, this
was your Diane. Here comes.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Lisa was your Diane. She was an incredible character.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
First of all, she was gorgeous. She was the estate
park compleee ham oh yeah, hammered big. She was she
was kooky, she was drunk. She's like these ladies for
I'm so gorgeous.

Speaker 10 (59:48):
It's just like she's like, but she was also doing
that thing where she's sort of like ship talking her
own job, but in a way where it's it felt
like she was like dog whistling someone to say that
her job is cool, which I think your job is school.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
She's like, there's but she kept going like oh, and
I'm just sorry I work at the park, Like no,
that's you know, that's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
She also claimed in her fun Facts that she's never
had a pedicure. I'm sorry, Hunt never.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Highlights teeth bowtox straighting, but your toes are just fucking
all like Gandalf, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
What's happened like that?

Speaker 5 (01:00:19):
I don't buy it pedicure. She hasn't, like you got
some weird Maybe maybe she's never gone to an actual
nail salon because they come to her.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Okay, here's my theory for you. What the reason I
brought up shoes in the pool? My ex had yellow
toenails and he was ashamed of them, and so he
basically never didn't have socks on. And so when we
saw his comfort shoes for the first night, I think
there might be some funky looking feet happening.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
She might have some really gross those.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Things, Like it becomes so much grosser if you if
you think, if you like, I have friends with gross toes,
like my one of my best friends, I played D
one soccer and his toe yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
Yeah, his toes on top of each other gives a
ship like it doesn't even hurt. You thought it was gross.
Then you go like, I would never know it gross.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
I would literally never judge someone by their feet in
a million years. So I'm going to wonder if maybe
from playing football or whatever, Like I bet he's going
you're probably I think he has shame about his feet,
whether or not they are actually worth the amount.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
I don't think he wants his My mom did.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
It was ever and her feet are fucking Let me
tell you, as the resident, that's a weird fact.

Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
As the resident horny pool, as a person who's jumped
in pools with clothes on hands, he did, let me
tell you, Yeah, the first thing I did was take
off my shoes.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
Get them off.

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
I don't I'll go in the pool. My clothes can go.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
The shoes makes it way weird.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
That feel the swim c eighteen years and I was
like the amount of times I've seen people jump into
a pool.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
I was sort of like, I've kind of never seen
with the shoes on. This sho was I don't think
so strange about this. I was like, what does that feel?

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
We might have seen his vulnerable underbelly of panic there
where actually he might for real have been nervous about
these women, and like maybe there is a slight side
of him that's vulnerable, like or if they stay on
the show vulnerable that maybe he did just panickage ump
in the pool trying to be young and cool.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
No, because also that moment someone kind of called out.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
They were like, are you going to get in the pool,
And it was like it took away from he was
trying to just surprise them by jumping in.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
I think, yeah, more than he's like.

Speaker 6 (01:02:32):
Or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
I was like, he was about to just do it, yeah,
but then I got called out and I was like
I'm going in immediately with my shoes on.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
You know, like something happened.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
I kind of liked seeing him like on the back,
like having it be on the back foot a little
bit because he I mean, even though he did come
in on the back foot because he trashed all the women.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
Yeah, everything in his age range, Yeah, like critically important
is his age range.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
And he's like I would never commerce like forty five.
He's like, I hope I'm walking like you. It's like
he's not that much older than you, Jesse Potter, Like
it's it'd be like if it's a little insulting to
be like when I'm your age, you're like, funk off.

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
So I'm like, yo, man, I can see a limp
on he ain't walking.

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
Yeah, that damn.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Okay. So then out comes it's got to.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
Be impossible to be a host of that kind of
the way that you have to like fill in like
the Kendall of the character.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
Jesse's kind of perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
I love I used to know. I love Jesse. I
have a little crush on Jesse. I saw him a person.

Speaker 5 (01:03:35):
He was hot.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
He's way better than Chris. It's honestly, it's almost like
the exact thing we're talking about with these the two
Golden Bachelors. It's like it's the type you know where
I go Jesse is. Jesse is a meathead, you know,
like Chris Harrison. It was like he's acting like he's
like I love this show. You're like, here's Chris Harrison.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Is also acting like he wouldn't bone all the contestants.
But you know he would.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Jesse actually feels like he loves his wife. Yeah, and
he probably got laid way more time and Chris Harrison
never did. So you can just feel like I've settled down, Katie.
Do you have a crush on Do you have a
crush on Jesse?

Speaker 8 (01:04:05):
Like I do?

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
He's hot?

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
Okay, great, it's unexpected.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Okay. Out comes Sondra from last season, and he's like.

Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
I know you, yeah, and then she's first thought, you're
way too well exactly for you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
And then that's why poor.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
But honestly, if she hadn't said my twin, she wanted
to too the chest because he knew she was. She
was the horniest one there last time, and she was
seventy seven. My brother had a crush on her. That
was my brother's number one.

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
Yeah, she was my number one. Well, it's just a
nice vibe.

Speaker 5 (01:04:33):
I just was grateful.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
And then so Sondra brought out her identical twin.

Speaker 5 (01:04:37):
Andre Andre.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
It was shocking though when she got out of the cars,
like she looks extraordinary, like when I.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Seventies, was like, what was she looked so hot? Her
skin was yeah, so moist, her.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
Arms looked amazing, Like I was like you're you're almost
eighty years old.

Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
She was hot.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
I know, I know, I know, I know, trust me,
I am thin skin. I were SPF seven. That's where
my phone can't take it. It's constantly just lubricated in
SPF seventy. Just trying to fight the good fight, living
on a hell escape till Halloween every year. I'm trying,
you know what I mean. I wear a hat the
size of this table everywhere I go. I wear gloves

(01:05:17):
to the manicurist and I'm like that bitch. But but
you know what, it's working. I mean I was fishing,
but I didn't even fish. I asked thank you, But
it is working. You got to think, I mean thank you,
but really thank you. Okay, So then we have number one. Oh,
here was great, the ripping of the number one draft picks.
Here come the other twins. Okay, guys made my mom.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
She couldn't get through the banner.

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
Yeah, incredible. Also, and wants he wants to be with
the college.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
I thought he was like.

Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
All I was thinking is yeah, these are.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Now we're talking about. I was thinking that too.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Yeah, And that woman is a mamager. She's a professional
moniter of those twins. So the twins were on and here.

Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
The moments are like influences.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
She's trying, but her job is mamager.

Speaker 5 (01:06:10):
I don't love it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Nobody loves it. Okay. So then here comes.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Yeah, because you feel like she would be the type
of woman who go like I should, I should set
your son's up with my daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
I can't. I can't. We can all be bony and one.
We're a big bone pile.

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
So then we have Tracy with the hats coming out
the Southern the hats, crazy Tracy with her like fucking
designing women hats, and she wore a hat.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
She brought him a hat her min julip I wasn't
surprised that she got cut.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
I once stated a hat girl as well. It was like,
really it was all about the hatchet. You got like
a big tattoo of a hat and hair. You know,
it's a weird thing. It's it's a big hat is
kind of anti sex.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
And I I feel like I have one giant hat
for the sun, but I feel like it's not it's
literally just for when I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
But it's not your persona no, no.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
I feel like if things have gone a different way,
and I if I may. Maybe he was raised like
with two loving parents. I might have just been like,
I love hats, but yeah, but I wasn't allowed to adult.
I needed to blend in more than the hat is.

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
The thing that you kind of like fall into. You're like,
I guess I'm a hat girl.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
None of the other things landed the hat, is it?

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Maybe it feels like where you want to be so different.
You're like, you might know me from my hat, noct
I think I didn't need the hat.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
I didn't need the hat.

Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
Yes, okay, Michelle, you'll you'll know me from my trauma.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
You'll know me. You'll know you'll know me from my
shirt top down, tins out dad, CPA, dad dropping me
off with his like cooler filled with tab Okay. So
then upcoms motorcycle.

Speaker 5 (01:07:39):
And she was hot, an entrance hot.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
It was hot, and she was hot. I thought she
was going to get the first impression roast and she
made first sparkly she should have. She started racing motocross
at thirty one, and then when fifty something, title is
Cheryl Cheryl Cheryl's Hot and she was a retired US
Treasury They oh that she was the one that he
played would you rather Mountain Beach breage?

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
Like, yes, yeah, he didn't understand that. That was like
he didn't understand that game. As you're watching the rules
of that game, you know, he's like, never have I ever.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
I did it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
We've seen in the trailer that she's gonna get some
deep feelings for him.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
She should she did. I forgot that.

Speaker 5 (01:08:22):
I want to be the next episode, it was weird,
like this is episode two.

Speaker 4 (01:08:27):
Yeah, I thought later in the season, what happened?

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
I think they might not.

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
I just saw her like crying, saying.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Okay, okay, so she has she was hot, she's a
big Greek family, and then she wanted him to apologize.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
He said it was insensitive. Okay, So there we go.
So then in they come We're finally inside Cindy.

Speaker 5 (01:08:50):
He put no.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
I don't know if they edited this way, but the
first talk was the first one to go to the
limo Cindy Cinderella pillar.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
First she goes, it's midnight somewhere and there.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Yeah, she's got I got three daughters.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Your good dad's are the hottest things. She's horny for horny, horny,
horney for him. I like, someday, good for her, I
like someday.

Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
I like all the open horniness.

Speaker 5 (01:09:14):
I want the horning is we.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
All want the We're very pro horniness on this podcast.
You know, it's funny. We have a lot of people
who just listen to this podcast in their cars and
their children are listening. And the amount of.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Times we've said the word, people have just grown up
hearing the word because the horney is such a funny word.
When people are like, I'm horny, it's like, I don't
don't say horny, Like, don't say the word. We're at
first we started saving word horny because it's the worst
thing you could say. But like, but they are horny,
and we're also very pro horny here.

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
Also, their horniness is very different from the like young
bachelor horning.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
They're not even horny. Yes, yeah, my friend dated she
broke up with her boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
She dated like twenty five year olds, and she said
none of them could keep it direction because they're also
used to porn, that they can't be with a real woman.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
They're twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Yeah, and I think they were all they could not
keep it up because they're all so numb from porn.
Katie thought, okay, she can't do it. She can't do it,
and that's a fair past. So then okay, so then Carol,
Carol comes up and she goes, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
That's find. She talks to him about Freddy Freeman the Nephew,
and he loved it. He loved that and this. But
she already made him.

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
That's a good one to have.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
But then she'd like, because I feel like, if I
know a baseball player, they must be so famous if
it's crossed into my circle.

Speaker 5 (01:10:35):
Name, he's the reason they want to Like, what's.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
That thing called a Grand Slam? He had a crazy
crazy was the thing I've ever watched. The World Series
is the Dodgers last year and it was just truly amazing.
And his moment was actually it was crazy. Actually he's
like when she said that and he perked up, I
was like, I'm perked up. That's exciting.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
He was like Michael jord but a baseball.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
A guy of the moment.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
No, like Sani would be like the yeah, they.

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
Who did a big thing, you know, like where it
was just a huge.

Speaker 5 (01:11:11):
But he's a and he is one of the better
players in baseball.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Yeah, her red flag with it, she had him as
her screensaver.

Speaker 5 (01:11:21):
That was weird.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
You shouldn't again. You gotta play a little cool.

Speaker 5 (01:11:24):
Yeah, that was weird.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
You gotta play it a little cool. Yeah, I don't
give it like, come on man.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
Hold well, that's actually my main complaint so far is
that there I didn't feel like anyone was playing it cool,
Like there wasn't one person when I was like, you're
really cool, I'm really into it. Was sort of like
everyone was kind of like, really, this guy, you're a hundred,
So this guy this soon you know, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
Know Chester No, okay. So then we have Jerry, who is, oh,
he liked her. She's like, I feel blessed, blah blah blah,
and that she passed away.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
He liked her.

Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
Then we have h They played the song teenage Dream.
They're having their pool party.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
He loved the dirt bike of course.

Speaker 6 (01:12:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
And then but they were.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
Oh, oh, here comes Terry the dentist who has the
ventriloquist thing and her mouth completely moves and she but
she looked great. Terry at seventy one looked hot.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Yes, she was funny. She goes listen, So you're still
I'm slo dentist. You bill all drill.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
Honey, Yeah, yeah, again, ready to go with that? You
know that that was workshops of friends. Yeah, she was
ready with us. But also there is I would say
nothing less like hot male or female than doing ventriloquism. Yeah, like,
if you're good at it, that's bad and if you're
bad at it, but it's also bad good version of it.

Speaker 5 (01:12:47):
I want you to know she touched them with it.
You'll touch me with your puppy.

Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
Yeah, no, I'm definitely not. I'm not to agree with you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
I think that is number one of the worst, the
second worst. My friend was like at a grocery store
and was like, I just met a magician that you did,
And I was like, I've never dated a magician. I
dated a guy years ago when I was like twenty,
Why are you meeting why is he? Why are you
talking about me over melons? I'm like lot, Like, where
are you still talking? How did I come up that

(01:13:14):
many years later? You're a stranger.

Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
That's the greatest trick of all.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Who became that's funny? Who became a magician? You can't
you can't make out with me, honestly, but he didn't
touch my boobs running But like you can't. You can't sleep,
You can't. You can't make out with me.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
He made out with me on his sister's gray leather
sectional when I was twenty one.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
He can't do that and then become a magician. Yeah, yeah,
you can't ask to be. Before I wouldn't have made
out with you.

Speaker 7 (01:13:47):
You can't.

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
You didn't know he was going to become a magic
I can't have.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
I can't have made out with a magician in my life,
but now I made. I met up with an aspiring magician.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
Yeah even worse.

Speaker 11 (01:13:57):
Yeah know about but being seriously into puppets is woes
and that is like an unsurvivable reveal.

Speaker 4 (01:14:07):
Like if I like, I love puppets, but if if
he's I love it's it's a.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
Scary I heard a story about a woman Jason Siegel,
and then woke up in his puppet room.

Speaker 5 (01:14:17):
Whoa at that point he was Jason Seaguel. Yeah, yeah,
which kind of trump's anything you like?

Speaker 6 (01:14:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
Then that Dracula musical is really funny.

Speaker 5 (01:14:25):
It was very good.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
Like it was pretty good, by the way, so was
that movie.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
Yeah, Aaron Marshall, It's truly so much funnier than you
would ever think it would.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
Be watched it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:36):
Yeah, whatever is the guy like the dentist who just.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Stays in Hawaii and like co ops like like like
appropriate like a tribal name. My name was like Luke.

Speaker 5 (01:14:50):
He's so funny, so funny.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
He was like the kind of launched Russell brand that
gave us Rustle brand. That's the one one downside of
that movie.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
And unfortunately he was funny.

Speaker 5 (01:15:00):
It's funny and I hate that. Like give Him to
the Greek was also very fun Everybody in that movie
is problematic.

Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
The music is actually really very funny.

Speaker 5 (01:15:13):
Yes, it's so funny.

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
So what is his character and it's it's a snow Yeah,
there you gos.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
Movies are funny.

Speaker 5 (01:15:20):
Yeah, there are so many.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
I still love me.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
The first hour of Wedding Crashers until until they have
to learn a lesson to leave the island, like with
him like getting motor Vince Bond getting tortured by the mom.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
And then the guy that ties him to the bed
for the painting.

Speaker 5 (01:15:36):
She has to jerk him off unto the table.

Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
He's eating his binge eating well almost is going on
dates with Rachel mcconna's and he's just binge eating and
then what's his name is?

Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
Sack?

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
Bradley Cooper is sacked the Republican perfect name.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
If you've never seen that movie, just watch until they
have to leave the island with the painting and the
just turned off. Okay, so so then we have we
have he liked the bomb squad, the sun was coming up,
the nurse got the first impression rose, and then the
Parker Posy character is hammered. Yeah, he gave Peg the
second rose.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
Blah blah blah. He cut, he cut Parker Posey, He
cut Andra, he cut uh Happy.

Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
He also cut Katie, he cut did he cut Carla?

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
He cut?

Speaker 4 (01:16:30):
He cut Carla.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
Later he cut Maya that we thought was gonna win.
We thought she was the ringer and she was the
youngest one. He cut her.

Speaker 5 (01:16:37):
Why, well, you know, he has to try to beat
the charges somehow.

Speaker 4 (01:16:41):
That sacrificial lamb for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:16:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
Meanwhile, there they are and they're in there the mansion,
and they clearly they're like, because you can rent that
mansion as an Airbnb. And I felt like they did
an ad for the Manchion and they really were like,
look at this beautiful.

Speaker 5 (01:16:57):
Oh you can read the bachelor of mansion it's like.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
A lot, but it's like you can rent it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
And it's also I feel like they had new furniture
and the girls and I love Diane just immediately arm
wrestling everyone.

Speaker 5 (01:17:07):
Yeah, like incredible.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
Diane really was my Diana that moment in time. Okay,
And then there's two dates and the motocross one got
the first date. Cheryl'll get the first one.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
So she got to play Cinderella dress up. Of course
she landed on the red Rose dress and she starts sobbing.
She's like, it's every girl's dream to be a princess, Like,
oh my god, Okay, I mean, you know, but then
it's a fun date to get.

Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
It is fun to get me to have a whole room.
I would love that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
Are you kidding me? You're talking about what I do
all night? When the sun goes in on I can
finally be free. I just play dress up all day.
It was that would be my dream day. I would
love that.

Speaker 9 (01:17:45):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
Also, everyone has to be always aware of the meta narrative,
like they're aware of like the cameras and that they
are in their sixties and they're doing all like I
can I really understand every emotional reaction I'm sort of
going like, oh, I would feel so emotional, like cameras
are pointed at me, and like suddenly every is like
a retrospective of my life and.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
We're getting seen as like a sexy woman maybe when
you've been like dealing taking care of your dying mother.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
For four years like that.

Speaker 5 (01:18:09):
And she she was beautiful, beautiful. I thought the first
beautiful people in season, this.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
Is a hot season. I thought the first dress was
the best dress. But she didn't pick that one, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
So then Neil Lane is back. Neil Lane. We didn't
see his branding in the Paradise finale, so I was
happy to see that he's back.

Speaker 5 (01:18:25):
He's back, Welcome back, Neil.

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
Don't you just get the impression that Neil Lane knows
what's that guy Chad? Who's the guy he's like, he's
always got like a billboard. It's like, loh, yeah, they
know each other.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
It might be he might be his brother Jess, might
be Neil Laane in a way.

Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
Yes, yes, there's some correlation.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Yes, he's like Chess Layine Neil Dane. So then so
then what's very sweet about the bachelor and like they
might make them do it? But I fall for it
is the female friendships where all the women got her
ready for the date. Women were her hair and makeup.

Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
They I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:03):
It feels like Golden Bachelor, right, just like there are
more kind they're like better than the pettiness that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
I love that because the friendship's billed, it's so touching
and again we all I'll just I see my mom
like that, like you're still having this adventure even if
you're not on the one on the date, you're out
of your house, you're having a slumber, you're at summer camp.
Like it's still fun to have this adventure with new women.
And for them to put makeup on her and do
her hair, she looked beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
I was happy for her.

Speaker 5 (01:19:30):
But I also think too because like this, like I'm
imagining like my grandma on this show, and like she
would hate it. She would be like you're kissing someone,
and she would like go pray over everybody and ship
but like please her, it would be she would get

(01:19:53):
eliminated the first she would And I love her incredible,
but I'm thinking like and so I also imagined for
most of not all of these contestants like that part
is also unnatural for them, and it's natural for everybody,
but like it's having to be in the room where
everybody's dating to.

Speaker 13 (01:20:14):
One person even more unnaturally, even more unnatural for younger kid, right,
And so the friendships part of it is the biggest
thing that they can connect you.

Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
Yeah, so that makes sense that it would be that way.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
I wouldn't do well in this environment.

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
No, no, god, no would you?

Speaker 12 (01:20:33):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:20:33):
No, no no.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
Laura laughs talking about me being on one of these shows,
She's like, I can't think of anyone would be more misplaced.

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
Why would just be like I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:20:42):
Want to talk to the cameras. I don't want to
I'm not going to interview any of these things.

Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
Like I also would I would if I was on
a bachelor. Yeah, I would not fight for the Bachelor.
I would be like, if you won't be coming back exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:20:53):
It goes all of my ways of interacting where it's
like you're amazing, You're inherently perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
I also feel like I asked, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
I always feel like if I stand out to like
the second, I feel vulnerable, and like if it's then
I'm like, I'm gonna burn out in your house.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
You're never gonna see me. Okay, you know what, funk off.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
I'm gonna just go play with my fun friends like
I wouldn't last. I would just I would drop my drawbridge,
take my like I would take do it. I would
take my little toys and run away.

Speaker 4 (01:21:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:21:23):
Also, if I'm horny and I got to compete for
one person to have sex with, fuk out of here,
I'm leaving, yeah, exactly exactly, I can't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
Okay, so then we have, but I.

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
Would probably use that as my tactic. I'd probably be
one of those guys in The Bachelor is like I
think I'm leaving.

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
She's like, no stamach, no step. I think I gotta go,
like your nice girl, like Mike's a dream.

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
Took her in the eye.

Speaker 3 (01:21:50):
He'll be he'll be first first person, yes exactly, and
that's my whole personality.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
Only night vision cameras on him when he's up alone,
Like finally, I could be free because the crazy from
like two to seven am, and then he's not seen
any of the Rose ceremonies. You feel like that one
contestant Demi, he would just sleep through the Rose ceremonies. Yes,
and she said Abrahamley exactly okay, you only hear.

Speaker 5 (01:22:13):
For the what I think?

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
Oh that was incredible. God, have you seen the Haunted
House sketch? The Haunted the adult's only Haunted House from
I think you should leave. I'll send it to you, okay,
but it's incredible. It's incredible. It's incredible. No, it's incredible
like the song.

Speaker 4 (01:22:32):
It's incredible, like.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
The song that you made. Okay, okay, I'll send it
to you. It makes me laugh so hard, I can't
handle it. And I sent it to my brother once,
but I wasn't with him watching it, and he was like, yeah,
that's funny. And I was like to my brother, like,
fuck off, you're dead to me. I showed you myself.
I'll never talk to you again.

Speaker 6 (01:22:47):
I was so.

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
I felt it's a good trade that he didn't think.

Speaker 4 (01:22:49):
It was funny.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
Okay, So so then, uh they so he heard all
about oh the husband still the baby, husband still the
baby story.

Speaker 4 (01:23:01):
Wild almost felt like who.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
Told the motocross? I felt like she lost her stakes
because it was too much. She looked overwhelmed. Yeah, felt
like it was like, oh, this is too crazy for me.
Your husband, your mom gave it, the baby he left
for a year, you give the still baby.

Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
You can tell someone's told the story a million times
and so they like kind of forget what are like
the crazy details or something, so then they kind of
just fly through it. And you're like, I'm sorry, the
husband stole the baby and then days and I was dead.

Speaker 5 (01:23:33):
Yeah, and he still was able to have a relationship
with the parents, and.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
She prayed for him. She forgive him, but you could
see that she lost him at all.

Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
Yeah, he's like too much craziness.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
Like the sea witch gave the husband the baby.

Speaker 4 (01:23:45):
That story was fucking He left on the day, like
the he didn't go to the hospital.

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
The hospital he shows up a year later, she lets
him in.

Speaker 4 (01:23:54):
It was crazy. And then the other person gives him
the baby.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Gives them the baby. They go downstairs. There a gone
girl like Rosamond Pike and gone girl. They pieced out
and then and then and then you could see his
eyes glaze over, like this is too weird for me. Yes, exactly,
you gotta you gotta dole out. You're crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
Yes we all know exactly exactly, But there's like it's
part of their math of like there I'll stay because
I'm gonna have the story that lets you know, like
I have some ship that's going on.

Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
It's too early.

Speaker 13 (01:24:24):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
No, here's what I've said this before. I've had some
things happen. Oh yeah, in general, if I'm on a
first or second date.

Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
As long as like, wait, I know that you're you're
like all down with my whole thing that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
Like, I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
I didn't cause any of this. So when people go,
so your parents you're still filming island, I was like, yeah,
kind of like it's like technically buried in the Yeah.
I'm like yeah, like so are you still close to
your film kind of like I mean like I saw
your parasol together, Like yeah, an eternity.

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:25:00):
It doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
It's the first few dates should just be like you
don't just do you have a good time?

Speaker 5 (01:25:05):
It doesn't matter a wild story.

Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
You you got to like basically to me, first few
dates are do you vibe? Do you have a good time?
Do you do you like each other's disposition?

Speaker 4 (01:25:16):
Do you believe because you like you see how I
have this great vibe?

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
And then and then let me tell you great, it's irrelevant.
You're not here.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
They're not your therapist. They're not going to fill the
hole in your soul. So like, so it's literally it's
do you vibe with a person?

Speaker 7 (01:25:31):
Not?

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
Can I tell you my worst trauma so you can
save me from it?

Speaker 5 (01:25:34):
Yeah, no, tears on the first date, tears on the
tears a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
It's not that's a boner killer, that's a lady boner
Killer's a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
We're seeing all all of their their tactics. It's not
everyone's tactics. What is your standout tactic?

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
Not certainly I'm going to my dead parents.

Speaker 5 (01:25:55):
But I am happy that is the contestants and not
the action.

Speaker 2 (01:25:59):
Completely because crying at the dead.

Speaker 4 (01:26:05):
Does make you feel sad.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
Why did they Because she was the prettiest one. They
forced it on her.

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
So then so then they kissed and he was horny,
and then they went to the Queen Mary and they
had a trio. And then and then he goes the
bike was the best infort of the night. We find
out she won she won fifty one trophies, and uh,
you know this and you know all the story and uh,

(01:26:33):
and so they play chasing Cars by snow Patrol. They
played both like acapella and then honestly, I love I
loved it Acapella, we have we have teenage dream, we
have snow Patrol, and we have Jackson five.

Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
Yeah, okay, so then there's a.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
Football group date and makes I mean, the yoga person
just keeps running up sticking her tongue in his mouth.
An effective tactic or two available.

Speaker 5 (01:26:59):
I I think it could be an effective tactic, but
he is probably going to cut her eventually because he
doesn't want to portray that it is an effective tactic.
Like I do think that I think these people are
playing the game as well, right And also there's a little,
probably a little too forwardness to it that is not

(01:27:20):
forward for him right now, but like different parts of
the season, that forwardness is going to come out in
other ways that he doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
When he got boner fever in the pool with her
and he just allowed them to make out in front
of everybody, that felt misguided.

Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
He should have called off.

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
Yeah, they were all a let's go around make out
with their byther's side of the They pull around to
the side of the house and grind up against the
house like don't do in the middle of the pool
next to Diane.

Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
It's an imp The entire the psychological, sociological situation that
this show puts you in is impossible. It's impossible. I'm
sort of like, yeah, totally, it's so inappropriate. But also
I just go like, I don't know. He's telling himself.
He's like, I gotta live it up, you gotta do this.
I starts kissing, goes like this is when I say, yes,
you know, It's like it's all backwards as fuck, like
there's no normal way to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
I think, Katie, did you.

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
Find him that he made out? Did you find it
disrespectful to make out that hard in front of everyone? Yes, Okay,
that's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
It's nasty. It's all nasty. Like, just don't be on
the show. That's why I watch. I go, don't ever
know and should be on this.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
Okay, So then they so then they have a lot
of chemistry, and then so they do the football and
then she's like, this is my husband, you'll I was like, okay, yeah, okay.
So then the mom they did dance, here comes Paula
Abduel huh.

Speaker 5 (01:28:36):
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
I got excited, my little Harry, like the hair stood
up on my arms, where like these.

Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
They were excited, and the marching and by the way.

Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
Some of them brought it. Cindy was a great dancer,
so is so is Chesty Bomb Squad.

Speaker 5 (01:28:49):
She brought it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
She brought it like these gals could dance. And I
feel like even the momager sold it. She wasn't keeping
to the beat, but she tried. Like I thought that
that was a fun date.

Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
Yes, I agree, it's way better than them having I
hate when it's like any talent or whatever, and then
it's like two people are going to do stand up,
someone's gonna do like a ring toss.

Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
Yeah it was. It was hard.

Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
So then Parker Posey, She's like, you know, I got
love early and then she's asked me at forty five.

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
I had to start over. But I'm are you the
love of my life?

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
Like I was like, whoa, He's pumped the brakes on
the soft blanc honey. So then we have uh, Cindy.
He had a video from the daughter m HM and
the dog play and and so Cindy made a funny joke.
She said, he said I grew up next to day
in the rose. She said, oh, did you get her

(01:29:42):
that gig? He completely ignored it. It's like his tongue
down her throat. She like, she actually yes and did
what he like, she listened to what he said. I
think she's very present. He couldn't care less. He's not
listening to anything. He's never listened to. You know, his
ex wife would be like this man has never listened.

Speaker 4 (01:29:59):
I mean, imagine the joy of being the ex wife.

Speaker 3 (01:30:01):
Can you imagine getting to watch your ex beiona on
these shows and just go like, here it goes again?

Speaker 4 (01:30:06):
Bullshit? An asshole?

Speaker 5 (01:30:08):
I also is I have a question? Yes? Are the
kids that he has the children of his ex wife?

Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:30:17):
So, which means that if his oldest kid is two
thousand and five, two thousand and five is when they
were born eighteen years younger?

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:30:25):
Right? So like but when he was like thirty eight,
like forties, that she was in her twenty Like I
can't imagine. I wouldn't want to listen to a twenty
year old either.

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
Wow, So like, are a twenty year old? He married
a twenty year old?

Speaker 5 (01:30:40):
Almost they were around at age.

Speaker 2 (01:30:42):
How old are you?

Speaker 5 (01:30:43):
I'll be thirty nine in a couple.

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
Years old, are ye?

Speaker 4 (01:30:45):
Thirty six?

Speaker 2 (01:30:46):
So that'd be for you dating.

Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
I want to stay with something five years younger than me,
and it was like insumperable. It's really where I was
like even just that when it's too much, it's too much,
you're like, you're too young.

Speaker 5 (01:30:57):
So he's trained himself. Unfortunately, does Zach listen to people
expect to be saying something interesting and all the yeah, exactly, yes.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
Wow, that's a really solid point.

Speaker 4 (01:31:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:09):
Well, and then it's also like the boomerness of it,
and then like in the football world as well.

Speaker 4 (01:31:14):
Yeah, he's kind of a perfect story.

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
Boomer dude.

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
He's also so pleased that like the woke cultures out
and he could just speak freely, and like there was
numerous times when he kept wanting to call them girls,
and then he called he did call them girls once.

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
Then you would watch them go girls women. Yeah, the
girl women, Like he doesn't want to call them women.

Speaker 5 (01:31:38):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
Also, so he got horny for Cindy and then they
grinded numerous times by the bleachers, which I liked.

Speaker 5 (01:31:43):
I liked it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:44):
I liked it.

Speaker 5 (01:31:46):
I'm for it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
I feel like Cindy.

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
I feel like that's actually like what the show should
be and that he and Cindy actually have a good chance.

Speaker 5 (01:31:56):
Here's what I'm for the trashiness, because like everything everyone
is saying about like not kissing in front of in
the pool, in front of people. I agree with all
of that, but I the approach that I have to
this season so far is we don't often get to
see people of this age had trash.

Speaker 4 (01:32:14):
Yeah, and like the Gary the fake.

Speaker 5 (01:32:20):
Yes, and so this is a great give them there,
give them their chance to be trash.

Speaker 2 (01:32:24):
To just like trash.

Speaker 4 (01:32:28):
You see the way that they're exactly that's true instead
of pretending.

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
Also, if you are attracted to somebody and you're on
a day and you're like and there, you have a
second to sneak off and like you're not going to
see them alone and go get it, go get it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
I loved them kissing. I thought that was hot. Okay,
I like, you know what, this is the season let
them trash.

Speaker 5 (01:32:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:32:52):
I think this is the thesis for the season because
it's it's retroactive making like, yeah, this is the way
to watch it actually is you go like, got some
trashy ones.

Speaker 4 (01:33:00):
It's like a football game.

Speaker 2 (01:33:01):
Yeah, this is fun.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
So he's grabbing her, he was into it. They were
like so then I loved one of the women was like,
I'm not getting my hair wet here for that? Oh
that was that was That was the puppetry person, the
one who goes the dentist. Terry goes, I'm not getting
my hair wet. Love it it was, and she was
like and she was so as they go party time,

(01:33:21):
here's Jerry, Gary, Jerry whatever his name is. So they're
like take so they're like, take off your shirt. He
jumped on, the sneakers on, and then so Peg goes, Okay,
talk to me. What's your plan when you gonna attire?
You can retire forever?

Speaker 6 (01:33:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:33:35):
Yeah, yeah, she was really doing like do you ask
the question? Then he gives like the kind of like
he's trying to dodge it. Yeah, and then she goes like,
but seriously, how many more years dude?

Speaker 1 (01:33:45):
Like how much you just met the guy? Like she
doesn't know you yet, he doesn't owe you that answer.
Sixty six sixty leave him alone for a second.

Speaker 5 (01:33:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33:54):
Yeah, I'm like, you'll figure it out. If it's the
right guy, you'll figure it out. You'll figure out, yea,
how you can try, you could figure like you're not there.

Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
Yet, and also like this isn't the space to figure
out that doesn't have to be figured out right now.

Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
So then they play girls just want to have fun.

Speaker 5 (01:34:09):
Google.

Speaker 1 (01:34:10):
The yoga teacher just starts getting at it in the
pool and she looks a little hammered chow, which I like,
Which is a fun.

Speaker 5 (01:34:20):
Wine Wait Wine Responsibilities Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
From Florida. Yeah, it's the wine clock. Somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
There's like a like a home goods rose all day,
like live, laugh, love situation.

Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
So then we have but people are getting jealous. People
are getting jealous, and they're like, it's rude in front
of everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:34:42):
Yes, I agree.

Speaker 2 (01:34:43):
So then so then he cuts our girl Diane. He
cut Mylene, who we thought was Oh he caught Mylene
the model, the beautiful model. He cut Carla the model,
He cut Horny Alexander, Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (01:35:01):
So you know, look, it was nice the the way
that some of them were gonna have these directions of
when they were when they got their rose that were
so sincere that it kind of made me get teary
eyed to it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:13):
Know, I love I feel I Look, I'm not a
cynical person. I actually am rooting for all these people.
And that's why Mylene I was in kirk Myleene I
had to go to I had her great to fantasy suite,
the sexy lady that worked at the at the casino.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
I thought Mylene was giving me my girl for a while.
By yeah, I guess wrong. Guys.

Speaker 4 (01:35:29):
I fascinating to learn what these people are into.

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
You know, I agree to agree.

Speaker 5 (01:35:33):
I agreed to agree.

Speaker 2 (01:35:35):
So I am going to.

Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
Okay, we're going to take a quick break. We're going
to come back and we're going to do a review
of the week.

Speaker 5 (01:35:48):
But the bones zone.

Speaker 2 (01:35:51):
Let's get in the bone zone.

Speaker 5 (01:35:52):
Guys.

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Anna's brother had Rosie and then you met you met Daisy?

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
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Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
I'm not sure if the Post of the Week is
going to get a sleep Crown, but I'm gonna say
it does.

Speaker 4 (01:37:10):
I mean, that's up to you.

Speaker 5 (01:37:11):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
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Speaker 5 (01:37:13):
We'll give them a million dollars if Julie.

Speaker 1 (01:37:16):
If Julie is down to send you a sleep crown,
you can have a sleep clund. Do you sleep with
the sleep Crown?

Speaker 4 (01:37:20):
I really do. I really love it a lot, not
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Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
Do you put it on your face or do you
clutch it?

Speaker 4 (01:37:27):
I have more than one.

Speaker 3 (01:37:28):
I'll do face, do it over a little bit on
the ears. We also have a body pillow I had
that was essential for sleeping in my daughter's bed, which
is yeah, we both have to do all the time. Yeah,
like we crunch up right next to and it's the
saving grace. Otherwise you're pushed up.

Speaker 2 (01:37:41):
I gave my body one to Anna.

Speaker 5 (01:37:43):
Web have a body one only because at the time.

Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
At the time I think I was married and he
was so tall, and then missus nor room and we
owed a little bed. Now I have a new bed.
Uh huh, so maybe I knew a new body bet
who this? Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
So this is going to if you want to you
want to participate. You guys know the deal that hose
nate you how to do it. Okay, here we go.
So we're gonna narrow it down to two and then
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(01:38:24):
Leslie uh Leslie Stobart Okay, ready, I hate to break
it to you guys, but I think Mel might just
be a basic bitch.

Speaker 6 (01:38:35):
I do too.

Speaker 2 (01:38:36):
I think that that is an accurate assessment of.

Speaker 4 (01:38:38):
What I think. I think that's specifically.

Speaker 2 (01:38:42):
I think that's half the problem is that he is
a basic bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:38:44):
Okay, here we go. This is from missus Wright, a
girl without a hat. Mel age is just a number.
I mean, whether you're a Milf Gilf or Golden Gilf,
we're all here to fuck right.

Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:38:59):
Then we have somewhere out there, Chris Harrison is watching
Mel apologize for his age's comments and still be able
to do the show. And they have a picture of
somebody throwing out like a trash can through the window. Okay,
all right, here's one. I'm here to find genuine love
with a woman half my age. Here's number two from them,

(01:39:19):
the audacity of this man who says he will only
date a forty five year old while unabashedly wearing.

Speaker 2 (01:39:26):
Orthopedic slippers with the tucks. Number three. I mean this
versus on fire. You can cannot convince me that Mel
wasn't advised by his publicist to send the youngest woman
home the first night to help improve this. Yeah, okay,

(01:39:47):
and then this is the number four. This guy is
only going to go for the women who look younger.

Speaker 1 (01:39:52):
And the quote is from my husband who only learned
of mel owens existence fifteen minutes ago, enthusiastically really revealing
this shocking revelation to me. Okay, I'm gonna narrow it
down to the first two of this page. I'm gonna
do it Kim Loves Chips against Kim Loves Chips. I'm
going to go with only I'm here to find Genleen
in love with the woman half my age, or the

(01:40:15):
audacity of this man who says he will only date
a forty five year old while unabashedly wearing orthopedic slippers.

Speaker 3 (01:40:22):
With a Yeah, I'm going to go for that one
because I think it highlights the the whole thing of
these shows, where it's it's like the thing I want,
but I am not the thing.

Speaker 5 (01:40:31):
Yeah, br you look like you need a hit replace
and get it, dude, you should get it. You should
get one orthopedic slippers. Very funny.

Speaker 2 (01:40:42):
I'm going to give it to that, Katie. I mean
that is unanimous.

Speaker 1 (01:40:45):
KP.

Speaker 2 (01:40:46):
Kim Loves Chips. You one post of the Week and
maybe maybe a sleep Crown Jack Keith Neil Marine. We
missed you.

Speaker 5 (01:40:55):
I missed you, guys. I missed being in the garage, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
We're thinking about We're thinking about trying to do at
Arden's birthday bachelorette at the Bell House where you guys
do the full improvise.

Speaker 2 (01:41:07):
Have you ever been on one improvised to win My Love?

Speaker 13 (01:41:10):
I have not.

Speaker 5 (01:41:11):
I was supposed to be on one, I think, And
I was.

Speaker 2 (01:41:13):
Shooting where you play a character and you tell Hanna.

Speaker 1 (01:41:16):
You make up a name, we make you have to
do a living tans, we do hometowns or you meet mittens.
Yeah yeah, And then we wanted my brother to compete
for me in a wig. And then we revealed that
it's my brother and my family might be like grocery
store Joe and like, uh, you know charity, yes, or
dott and could be my two brothers charity, charity, could
be for.

Speaker 5 (01:41:36):
My love charity.

Speaker 2 (01:41:37):
I mean, so we're thinking about trying to do one.
If we did want in December, would you guys come
to it, because.

Speaker 5 (01:41:43):
That's like here in la or you said New York,
New York.

Speaker 2 (01:41:46):
Wanted to do New York at the Bellhouse.

Speaker 5 (01:41:47):
I think you know, let me know.

Speaker 1 (01:41:49):
Okay, because after my birthday sign out. My party's December sixth.
Oh okay, okay, it's the six matters, the six What
do you want to promote?

Speaker 2 (01:41:58):
What do you did you promote?

Speaker 13 (01:42:00):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:42:00):
You know, listen watch watch crowd control pul TV for dropout.

Speaker 2 (01:42:07):
Yeah, dropout is wildly popular.

Speaker 5 (01:42:09):
It has been very good. It is from what I've
heard so far. It was the biggest premiere the platform
has ever had. Just dope. So yeah, let's keep it going.

Speaker 4 (01:42:21):
Let's keep it going.

Speaker 2 (01:42:23):
Take a moment, look at your right, Thank you so much.
What day was the premiere?

Speaker 5 (01:42:28):
Premiere? September eighth? So yeah, it just happened, just happened,
just happened.

Speaker 2 (01:42:33):
I'm happy.

Speaker 5 (01:42:34):
So it's in episode two right now is out that's
been going well. And then comedian clash if this is
coming out this week? So by live stream ticket for
September twenty eighth, which is my birthday. Yeah you really,
My birthday is the next day, but that's the birthday show.
I'm going to come to it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:52):
Soon, okay, ask you, I know, but I'm going to
be my musical Okay, okay, make test big test.

Speaker 4 (01:43:00):
Say watch watch misrepresented on YouTube?

Speaker 2 (01:43:03):
Yeah, oh yeah, that was your tell me about that.

Speaker 4 (01:43:06):
It was just an improvise series.

Speaker 3 (01:43:08):
We wrote and directed and we shot in two days
and uh I produced and it was awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:43:14):
Can I also just say, and I haven't made the
edit yet, but first of all, you're such a good photographer.

Speaker 2 (01:43:19):
And I made a picture. I made it.

Speaker 4 (01:43:21):
I got a camera. Don't you worry. I'm about to
bust it out and take a nice picture of YouTube.

Speaker 2 (01:43:26):
I may.

Speaker 1 (01:43:27):
I made a present for your bride. That's such a
good gift. It's from this place called portray Me p
r O p O R t r A I me
and you. You send them ten or fifteen ideas of
like what stands for a person, and then they hand
paint these wash painting.

Speaker 4 (01:43:45):
It's truly amazing and they're beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
And so we're going to have a discount if you
put it because they gave me one. So because we did,
I did BFF one. So it says portray Me BFF,
you get a discount. So I need to do I'm
going to do a little edit.

Speaker 2 (01:43:59):
I just don't know. I'm not good at making reals. Okay, Katy,
what do you want to promote as.

Speaker 8 (01:44:04):
Always please go to your local shelter and a doctor
foster a.

Speaker 1 (01:44:06):
Cut, Katie has a Katy has a migraine. So that's
why even worse, so that means it feels like you
have you have a toothache. I always feel like when
I have as infection. Really I wish like I have
a cavity.

Speaker 5 (01:44:20):
When I have a when I have, it's really dry.
The worst headache right now, there's a headache is.

Speaker 2 (01:44:26):
A headache, and like a rotting tooth is a wonderful
combination of a headache and a rotting tooth for me.

Speaker 5 (01:44:31):
Or maybe I just have a connected all connected.

Speaker 1 (01:44:35):
Imagine why I just head them to your Okay, I
have watched right just Gemstones. I have three movies that
just came out, so happy.

Speaker 5 (01:44:43):
For you're killing it right, Yes, I love it for
you Eggs, I deserve it. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:44:49):
Threesomes in four hundred theaters right now, or you can rent.
You can stream on iTunes and Amazon or Apple or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:44:57):
This is you can do.

Speaker 1 (01:44:59):
The movie Almost Popular is really cute and it's really
like a Heather's like a teenage movie. I'm a bad guy.
And then Year of the Fox I'm also kind of
a bad guy. Another coming of age thing. I'm a
bad guy.

Speaker 6 (01:45:10):
You are.

Speaker 2 (01:45:13):
Exactly. I'm so mean you Era, except for now and
then I'm gonna be on I'm free Bert.

Speaker 1 (01:45:20):
In the last week of January and Newflix were im
a nice and Leanne Krazier beautiful okay, and and that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:45:26):
Thank you so much, good.

Speaker 4 (01:45:27):
Boy boy Okay.

Speaker 12 (01:45:28):
Here is the Doctor Banana Dispatch about the first episode
of Golden Bachelor with mel First, I just want to
say Peg is my hero. Uh there's nothing quite like
her screaming stand back over and over again as she

(01:45:53):
plants a fake heart bomb. She's so funny. I can't
believe she actually up doing the bombit. That's incredible. I
can't believe we predicted that and.

Speaker 6 (01:46:05):
Her she she wore a.

Speaker 12 (01:46:14):
Like bomb outfit thing and then went away and came
back dressed in a gown. Hilarious. Second, I want to
say Diane. Diane was everything we wanted Diane to be.
She was just her rolling up on the bike, her
like skirting to a stop on the ice to play

(01:46:34):
hockey like Diane is a legend. I'm sad we already
lost her in the first episode. I also want to
say Cheryl loved Cheryl with the motorbike. I mean, who
are all these women? They all just like fly in
doing the most extreme sports in their sixties and seventies.

(01:46:57):
It's really incredible. Also, I do want to say that
the batcher did a really good job rehabbing Mel to
be like, yeah, I may have been a real piece
of shit, but don't worry. I've learned, and now these
women are more attractive than I thought they'd be. I

(01:47:17):
don't know, Mel is a piece of work. I really
don't know how this is going to go with him,
but I really do hope he means what he says
when he's saying he's uh, I don't know, rehabilitated from
his opinions from like two months ago, like okay, and yeah,

(01:47:39):
I just want acknowledge also that Cheryl's trauma was like
a story about like kidnapping, Like the way she was
like the kid was just my son was just gone
for a week. It's like your child was abducted for
a week. That's wild. I'm sorry, Cheryl, you let this
man who abducted your child back into I mean, I

(01:48:01):
understand you want him to have a father, but my god,
that was that was so casual that she revealed that.
And also I want to shout out, Honestly, I forget
her name, the woman who's the mother of the influencers.
She's a real kook. I'm actually really excited to have

(01:48:21):
her on the show. I would also like to see
her in Real Housewives of New Jersey. I think she'd
be really funny. Every person on this show is hilarious,
Sandra and Andra or Sondra and Andre. What in the
world the twins Sondra and Andre hilarious? I think that's

(01:48:43):
all I have to add. I love this show already,
even though Mel I don't know, but I'm really enjoying it.
The women are all great. I'm so glad we got
another group of hilarious women from this show. Shout out Peg,

(01:49:04):
Shout out the woman who won't stop saying Freddy Freeman, Carol.
I think her name is. She says Freddy Freeman like
one hundred times this episode. And also, you know, I
want to say that I totally called Nicole being the villain.
She keeps being like I had to give him a kiss.
I could not help myself, but yes you can. You

(01:49:25):
can't help yourself. There's like, you know, fifteen women in
this room. We are helping themselves. So I'm excited. I'm
excited for what's to come, and I can't wait to
be on the episode next week. Okay, love you bye.

Speaker 4 (01:49:39):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna get all up in you tonight.

Speaker 6 (01:49:44):
It feels so good.

Speaker 12 (01:49:47):
I's got one little question, finger when.

Speaker 6 (01:49:50):
You except this rule? So you accept this rule, listen
to your word? Who you accept? The rolls into your world?

Speaker 1 (01:50:16):
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