"THE TRAVIARY!" w/ Paget Brewster, Rob Benedict and Paul Danke

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will you accept this Rose? A production of iHeartRadio?
Oh my god, finally let this circle be unbroken. We're
back this the Sexy Sea Witch is here. I'm like
half naked. I'm half naked, but I'm covered in hair.
It's a tiny dress from Sheen. Oh We're not allowed
to buy that anymore. By that, I mean Gucci, Cucini, Gooch. Look,

(00:28):
I gotta pay for my hair extensions. These hair extensions
are going to be for themselves.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
You're not wrong, and they're human. They're human, human hair.
I think who knows? Paul dom for me?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Hello, episode except this was zilty us. This this was
my name is Arte Marine coming to you for my
bougie garage in Los Angeles, California. We're all just settling in.
It has been quite a morning, and I have to
tell you, I'm so happy to be here because this
is the group that we did the picks, and can
I just tell you, I don't think we've ever guessed

(01:01):
better what we predicted for our draft picks, and then
the first episode it delivered. That's what I have to say.
Now we're going to be losing our first contestant, right, Okay,
So I'm going to be catching people up on my
life afterwards. I'll just give you the one second headline.
I just spent five nights at a senior center in

(01:22):
Palm Desert with my friend every freeloding at his parents' house,
finishing the musical that I've been working on for two years.
I slept two hours a night, but we finished it,
and we went swimming at Lance Bass's pool that Walt
Disney owned, and Marilyn Monroe stayed in. My mom visited
numerous times as a hummingbird and light slashing. Then I

(01:45):
came back, got here at four in the morning, got dressed,
and went to Dancing with the Stars, where I saw
Chris Jenner, Alec Baldwin, Hilario Baldwin, and Andy Richter. So
it's been such a dream. It's been honestly the best
week of my life. I'm not even lying. I am like, so,
I'm so at this point. I now we're tea. Now
we're in eight year old's dress. This is where I am. Now,

(02:08):
this is who I don't sleep. I'm on a like
the most fun bender and Anna and I this morning
just set up. We're having a forty eight hour because
we were supposed to go to Dollywood, and then Anna
got cock blocked at work and so we couldn't go.
So we're creating our own itinerary. I got invited to
a movie that premiere that Canu Reeves is going to

(02:29):
be in and going to be out in New York.
So we are going to make a forty eight hour
fare Miss Day with Banana and these He's I'm sorry
movie I'm gonna I didn't realize that when I said yes.
I said yes. I saw the Canu and I was like, great, Canu,
so that's Rogan and then I was like, oh right,
that's what this is. Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Matt Rogers is also in Anne Sandra.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Okay, so we're good. So we're but so we're going
I'm going to stay with Banana. I'm taking the Red
Eye and then we're going to go see Keanu at
the premiere and then I'm spending the night with her,
and then we're going the next night to see Keano.
We're gonna see the they're all the guys from Bill
and Ted's are waiting for Goodo. So we're having it
a forty eight hour kiano would We're going to two

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kiano things, two nights in a row, and so we're
having a cano bender in two weeks. It's exciting, it's
honestly so, it's literally just been the most I'm having
the best time.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
I'm honestly having more fun.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I don't sleep anymore, but I've had the time of mine.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
I'm having a ball.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
So and you know what, I want to say, thank
you to the woman who ruined my hair so that
I now this is who I am. Now I now
have these golden locks. And it doesn't matter if you
were closed, because you're covered. So we want to we
want to welcome our first person. And he's had a
tender morning. And can I just say I brought you
in with the two like not even like not even

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seniors of class, like they graduated years ago. They're the
team captains. Okay, these are my fellow team captains. These
are the founder, these are the founder. No, these are
the founders you got, like, these are the we brought
in like a head.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Of the board, Like these are not.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
They don't even work through anymore, Like they come in
as like the head, like if we were in succession,
we would be at their farm in Iceland on like ATVs.
And it's like four hundred acres and we're racing in
like a dust storm, and then like Alex Sarsgard is
gonna like do blow off of one of them at
like taking like molly so you might know him. He
has he's our rookie of the year. I gotta tell you,

(04:24):
you've come in hot and you really want all of
us over both in the room personally, I were listeners.
I hope everyone bought your new album, Thanky delmar so talented.
You directed the episode, your video and you had a
tender morning ladies and gentlemen. Tell people who you are,
and just like ten seconds of what hap this morning?

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Paul Dankey, so you're having a whiskey. I see it's
eleven am. What's happening?

Speaker 5 (04:51):
Okay. The first thing that happened was I woke.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Up and with your wife's birthday last night, My wife's.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
Birth last night. Nailed it. It went great, awesome. Yeah,
and our toilet was gurgling hot. We had a huge
situation two days ago.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah hot.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
How to have the plumber out hot? How to have
them back out hot?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Porn?

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Start of a porn.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
I'm cramming and cramming to Corny the Newest Horny a
Golden Bachelor rock card, and then.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Part of me send me the HR.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
I had to lie to my wife and tell her
I was coming to your house to work an audition.
I was actually going to the airport to pick up
her mom.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
So sweet, best come on the best best husband ever,
Husband of the Year, the Year.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
And as I'm doing that, as I'm finally going to.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Answer, you're lying your wife.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
You're you're lying to your wife, and you're about to
like surprise her with her mom. She lives in Washington,
Washington state.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
Okay, you don't get to see her that much. So
it was like, I'm so excited to do this's been
coordinating this for a month with their mom.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Oh sweet, She.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
Texted me, I'm finally ready to get picked up and
I'm pulling.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Through at Lax shit show, shit show.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
And I got hit by a woman on a motorcycle.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Okay, yeah, And it was just and then what happened?
And then where does she land?

Speaker 5 (06:02):
She landed underneath the front.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Of my car, in front of her mother in law.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
In front of my mother in law.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
So she's and she's okay.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
And by the way, the laser dear listeners, she's fine.

Speaker 6 (06:11):
Everybody's okay.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Everybody's fine, except for Paul.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
The criminal who ran into my car and just decided
to climb underneath it because she was not a good motorcycle. Right, Sure,
she's fine. Thank god I don't have to deal with that.
But nobody.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Look.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Look, yeah, my.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Mother in law I love. But she's also walked into
my house and two minutes later was washing the dog bowls.

Speaker 6 (06:35):
Okay, yeah, she clocks it.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
So this is like, so basically, you did this to her.
You did this, so you're not you are reckless.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
Our first our first eye contact was seeing me across
the pig of pines Hot waving to her, seeing me
talking to the lady on the motorcycle that I almost
ran over in my prius. Dude, that's you know what
I have to race to get here on time.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
I want to tell you what, if you want to
drink all the whiskey, I can drive you home you
live so close, and then we can just get you
a nuber to come back and get it later. Perfect,
or I'll drive it where one of us can drive
it over, so you just drink. You can just drink.
I'm just gonna have We're all having a little whiskey,
except for cheers cheers. There's okay, there's an icon cheers cheers, cheers,

(07:21):
banana cheers, KT money cheers. Okay. So to the right
of me is a glamorous woman full sunglasses, channeling like
a sexy I feel like the vibe of like Beverly D'Angelo,
you know what I mean, like a sexy seventies you're
like or like a like a Lauren Hutton. You know
what I mean, like having like sleeping with Warren Baty somewhere.

(07:44):
You know what I mean. Don't you feel like a
seventies sex pot like Angela A.

Speaker 6 (07:49):
Houston the woman yes, and Jelly Houston, who's the woman
who like is the head of Vogue.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
And I didn't.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
I didn't like I plucked my left eyebrat a little
too hard, totally hot, so there's like a red dot there.
And then I didn't like how I used the eyebrow pan.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
So I'm just sticking with glasses. Where'd you get the glasses? Target?
Send it to me, honey.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Take a picture.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
I try him on. We see with your.

Speaker 7 (08:17):
Star.

Speaker 6 (08:18):
Yeah, it takes that sheen dressed to a whole new level.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
It takes has some nice preach, say no more. This
is okay. Also the woman whose glasses who with the
woman the sex, the sex pot, the bobcat with one
eyebrow and a hot set of sunglasses. Ladies and gentlemen,
you know her from criminal mind it's me. You know

(08:42):
her from her perfectly symmetrical face. It that Aaron fully
can't sit directly across, and she has to be Caddy corner.
You don't even understand. The tension is rock like this
solid fire between these two. This is a woman you
know from another period as well, but she's also our

(09:03):
secretary of state. Ladies and gentlemen, your best friend, my
best friend, Pattiates. How much did you love Paul Danky?
Didn't he rock your world? I love Paul.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
That's why I'm willing to drink well sipper, Yeah, hard alcohol,
which I don't really and I the second I took
a sip after we told felt good.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
It was like high school. You felt good. We want
to high school. We wanted to take high school in Massachusetts,
Massage in Middlesex. My first jack, okay, my first one
was Southern Comfort. I had Southern Comfort. I did a
shot at BP in that dorm. I did a shot
at BP. Yeah, okay. Also Caddy corner from me speaking
Caddy corner. He has to sit Caddy corner for me

(09:41):
because it ghos to My mom is here just fucking
trying to get your attention. She did very present lately.
So if a hummingbird comes and like is like tickling
your ear, you know she's present and she's saying, let
me know if you want it. I'm waiting for you
in the after World. Baby boy, you know him. You
know him from Supernatural? What is your favorite credit right now?
You have so many credits? The Boys?

Speaker 6 (10:03):
The Boys was fun, Okay, it's great.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Also also oh Molston's best friend, Yes, yes, stick stick
stick okay? And your podcast podcast Yeah, Ladies and gentlemen, Batchel,
they're twenty fifteen, seventy eight, nineteen twenty four.

Speaker 6 (10:22):
I went back and looking at pictures.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
We look great, We've a this is like twenty two
thousand and one.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
It's like we started two thousand and.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
One, twenty twenty fifteen. This is I think the twenty
sixteen next year is is our silver is our silver anniversary?

Speaker 6 (10:38):
Real?

Speaker 8 (10:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Twenty sixteen.

Speaker 6 (10:39):
I get a picture of us.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Maybe it was twenty fifteen. Maybe it was twenty fifteen Meltdown,
but were at Meltown. That was fun. And then we
didn't like the iHeart portion, but this portion we like,
although we appreciated iHeart ladies and gentlemen. Robbie Robin red
Robe also with us. A woman she's feeling better, but
she got her COVID shot. But she's feeling better. And
I want to tell you land in the We're all

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set up. We love you, Katie Levine. We want to
see what's up. We think you're super fly, and we
know I'm gonna turn that off. We know that your
plate is full of doing the tech. And how are you?

Speaker 6 (11:13):
Katie t Money favorite new songs.

Speaker 8 (11:15):
I'm much better. I had to sign as infection last
week and then I was already not feeling great. Well,
I might as well go get my COVID booster. Good job,
just get it all over with him one time. How
are you feeling much better?

Speaker 7 (11:25):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Good?

Speaker 8 (11:27):
I like googled so many times I was like, can
I get a COVID booster while on antibiotics?

Speaker 1 (11:31):
And the answers I mean, I did it? Sure, I'm
gonna do it too. Is it the new COVID booster?
I'm gonna go get it. I'm gonna go get it.
I don't get it.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
I'm gonna get it next week.

Speaker 8 (11:39):
I asked the pharmacist and they're like, yeah, I'm.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Gonna get it. Because they have to say I have
asthma or something.

Speaker 8 (11:43):
No, they just like when I when I made the thing,
they were like, are you eligible?

Speaker 1 (11:47):
And I said, yes, great, I am eligible because I
like to socialize with me. Also is the woman who
we're gonna be in a quadrupule with uh with Keanu
Reeves and his new wife, the four of us by
the end of the week of the fifth thirteenth. The
wind beneath my wings, my accountant, my financial advisor, my

(12:07):
my sister from another mister, Ladies and gentlemen, Doctor No,
there's another one. Doctor Hannah Montana, Arianna Rosanna, Rosanna, Dana
Mitten's me, Irene rose Meier, Sheen Levigne Marine. Welcome to
the program, Doctor Banana.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
I do thank you.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Oh M D D D S D D S D DS.
How are you, doctor, I'm doing well. How are you excited?

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Are you for our slumber party? Bender?

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Yes, i am. I'm excited for Keana.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Would do should we wear something really stupid to the
play probably or do we look hot and sophisticated. We
can look totphistic. Yeah you're okay, Okay, that's what you
want to do, you guys. I saw Chris Jenner at
Disney with the stars Christ Janner, Yes, she was, she
was with she was with was there a bachelor Christjiann?

Speaker 6 (12:57):
Yeah, who's the one that remind us of Christian?

Speaker 8 (12:59):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yes, yesterday. Susan's going to be the real Christ Jenner.
And she was with Alec Baldwin and they're fifty eight
kids and Chris Jenner. Because I saw the new face
who this, I'm gonna tell you what. She looked incredible.
It was incredible. It was incredible. Chef's kiss to the sculpture,

(13:21):
successful face. It was incredible. She's in our seventy it's
the best face facelift, Facelift Hall of Fame. It is
the mbab, she's the goat face left. It is the best.
She looks just like her, she looks. No, she was
shuffling a little bit, but you know who cares? Who
cares good for her? I would be too if everybody
was like stopping me to compliment me on my face,

(13:44):
not just on the sea. Witch of silver, Like, okay,
you guys, here we go. I wanted to hear, let's
just get to because we're gonna lose Rob. What movie
are you seeing? Rob?

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (13:53):
The one with u Leo DiCaprio, that one.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
This supposed to be really good.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
Yeah, great, it's very good.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
You've seen it? Okay, well open it about. He's very excited.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
Seventy millimeters. It's like a big Did you go to
the vista?

Speaker 8 (14:09):
Yeah, that's where they're a revolutionists and I gotta see it.
Enemy that comes back.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
Okay, great division.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Okay, because he owns it. Okay, cheers to your second whiskey.
Here we go. Okay, I'm gonna let I'm gonna let
Rob start. Rob. How did you feel so far? I
mean when we watched the first episode, because you believe
when she came out in the fire gear with the bomb.

Speaker 6 (14:34):
All of it, all of it. We predicted the puppet.
We predicted the puppet, but we.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Didn't realize how fun. I'm sad r I p Terry.
I wish she was such a fun character and her
Southern drawl she looked. Speaking of second runner up Facelift,
Terry seventy one looked incredible also the twin Saunders Twin
on seventy seven, ringing it, bring it. I can't believe

(15:00):
she's gone Banana. You weren't on last week, Banana. Could
you just give us a general fever dream overall? How
do you feel about this week? Last week?

Speaker 3 (15:08):
I sent that dispatchion? But Sondra Andre is the funniest
combo of.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Name Tandra and Andre. Imagine if it was like a name,
not a name.

Speaker 6 (15:18):
They were like, it's like Pam, It's like Pam and Am.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
It's just taking away, taking away one consonant, yes, second,
yeahd Indy's not good.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
No, it was not great. But could you believe how
hot Andre was?

Speaker 2 (15:35):
She was George Andre, both of them are dewey.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Her skin was downright dewey.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yeah, yeah, how old?

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Seventy seventy seven? Can we also just talk about the
rootveal that that his dad is black? Can we talk
about the reveal the Bachelor's dad is black?

Speaker 5 (15:52):
Mind blowing?

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Mind blowing?

Speaker 1 (15:53):
When did the first episode we saw his dad was
in the Negro Football Hall of Fame? Yeah, the league,
the baseball league, Okay, I don't know. Sports. Very quickly,
they kind of kept the movie. They kept it moving.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
They don't want.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
They don't want to st Paul, have your whiskey and your.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
They don't want all of the listeners to know they
have another black bachelor because oh.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
I could see that.

Speaker 6 (16:21):
Yeah really yeah, yeah yeah, I just that makes me
like him a little more.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Just make me like him a little more? Yes, Okay, Now,
our our guests last week, they all felt like he
was tolerating the women, and that like his, like his,
he had good media training for owning it. But if
you looked at his eyes, he didn't really want to
be there. He wasn't really listening and didn't really want
to fund so much.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
Though.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
I did not like how much they were harping on that. Yeah,
I get it already, let's move on.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
I think for them there, it must have felt like
such an affront, like so personal.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Right, because society is always like you're gross, hide yourself away,
you old hag. But a man gets to date, any
man gets have a baby, like you know, you get
to go hide off, you're disgusting, your old bag of
like turtle eggs, like a hide in the sand, you
know what I mean. It's like, fuck off. These women
are beautiful. Society is so mean and for the guy,
the one person that's supposed to court them to say

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what all of society has said is like, you're not
worthy even though I'm sixty six, I want a forty
year old fuck off.

Speaker 6 (17:25):
He's just a jock. He's one hundred percent of jock.
He's just like he doesn't even know how to apologize
really in the right way.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yeah, yeah, the whole situation.

Speaker 6 (17:34):
Yeah, he could have said, like, guys, that was.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
When he said they misunderstood. It's like, no, they didn't.
You said it, bro, you said it. You said it, banana, Banana.
What do you think of his old whole ass showing.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
I mean, I can't tell if he's enjoying himself or now.

Speaker 6 (17:49):
Yeah, he's starting to.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
I think you're starting to he's getting more horny, Katie.
Do you think he's enjoying You've watched both get in here.
You're even our only person through both. You didn't get
to speak last week because didn't feel good.

Speaker 8 (18:00):
I don't think he's enjoying himself. And I think he's.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
Boring, okay personal coming in.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
I also think he's boring coming in hot, I would say.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
And not to get to oracles have spoken, so he
just didn't like the dates are cut short. Yeah, it's
a short episode, but it's because there wasn't a lot
of sparkle in the conversation.

Speaker 6 (18:18):
Hot.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yeah, to show respect that which you would expect from
older people who have something to say. Yes, I get
if you're twenty six and you're just like, oh my journey, yes,
and that there's nothing. But the older you are, the
more you have to say, so you would think they're
an interesting conversation.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
I think he's lying about some aspect of his dims.
There is something's missing. There is something Banana you are,
you're are, and you guys are Reddit Queen's what what
is the gist of I don't buy that he's emn
to want to move past it. If he really was
that hurt, he would I feel like he wanted to
brush it along because he did something.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Something's missing because entire date he basically said he was
with Nicole on a day. He said she came in, said,
sit down, had the papers.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
It's over. I don't buy it.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
No, and he didn't see that coming and his heart
broken and he thought he'd be There's no way you
don't know that's coming unless she was cheating and he
would have said that, yes, so something.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Something's missing.

Speaker 5 (19:23):
About liability something.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Oh okay, Banana, what did you think like about his lies?

Speaker 3 (19:32):
I mean, I I don't know. Yeah, I'm not buying it.
He's so I don't know. I feel like he got
his story straight. You know.

Speaker 7 (19:42):
That?

Speaker 2 (19:42):
You mean that he that in his media training for
how to handle it, like, Okay, we're not going to
fire you.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
This is what's happened.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
You're gonna have to eat it and keep it big and.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Keep it moving, keep the divorce face that. That's when
my people asked me, like, are you so your.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Parents still together? On like date one? I go kind
of and I keep it moving and I go tell.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Me about you. I don't want to get into well
that that that I don't want to tell everybody, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (20:05):
Yeah, I love that his media training didn't prepare him
for And this is episode one Diane, when Diane just
came up.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Like our Diane. She like yes, like and she's two
feet tale, what the she's too? She was Diane exceeded
our expectations.

Speaker 6 (20:21):
Were right about the bomb to.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
The bomb into the unicycle and she goes she goes
stand back, stand back, Hey, hold please, okay, back to
one peg? Can you hold please? Just peg back up?
Stand back stand back back to it. And then we
saw her riding her unicycle. That was the best into

(20:44):
the puppet.

Speaker 6 (20:45):
The puppet.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
We we're such experts, we're so we've.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Really gotten it down ten years.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Terry was she got cut? She got Terry, Yeah, Terry
got cut last night, Harry, Yeah, okay, okay, So but.

Speaker 6 (20:59):
I still got to do stand up with the public.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
How did you feel about Diane though you're Diane, You're Diane.
What the hockey? Who's your Diane? Dan?

Speaker 6 (21:09):
She was every yeah, yeah, and did she does? She like? Man,
we don't know, it doesn't matter. She loves hockey.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
She loves hockey.

Speaker 6 (21:18):
She loves hockey. It's like, but next week, there'll be
another game exactly.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
She went out with her dignity intact. She's like, well,
didn't She's incredible.

Speaker 6 (21:28):
I wish she was still.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
And I feel like I was kind of correct about
Alexandra being the horny one. She's like, he's talking to
all of the ladies that I like it. I was like, yes,
she was like she was here for it. And then
the mamager very much felt like a Momeger like the
most fun version of a momager in a weird way
the yoga.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Do we see Nicole being the villain? Do we see
that coming?

Speaker 6 (21:50):
Well?

Speaker 5 (21:51):
Yeah, I called it?

Speaker 1 (21:52):
No, no, I see it? Did I call it? Who
do we have? Some called it? I did not our
villain's hut.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
I called it.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
It was me and did Okay, it was my villain, Debbie.
Which one is Debbie?

Speaker 2 (22:08):
My villain was Terry. Debbie is the Luandola steps one
that went with him to.

Speaker 8 (22:14):
Yeah, your villain was Debbie Hatchet.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Yeah, also Landelo. Okay, by the way, mine was Terry.
Who's now by the way, r I p Lisa.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
There's no way, ohio this First of all, she was adorable.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
She was hammered drunk on the first night.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
She said, these carousers ship. There's no way she's not
had a pedicure. That person was so done up, was
so extra, but just like don't touch the toes. It
didn't add up to me. Even my dad would get
pedicures sometimes, you know what I'm saying. And that man
like eight cookies with a hammer.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
Okay, if anybody wants to rewatch episode one with the
fun on your head, that Diane is a character played
by Rachel Dratch.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
It.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
Wow, she sounds like Rachel played Diane.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Oh my god, you're right if Rachel Judge was in
a like a frosted tip kind of yeah, and.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
She took the Donald Trump color to the spray tan
lady like yes, take me, take me carame.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
She was everything along made me know she would be
an incredible Rachel trash. It is Rachel Dredge in a wig.
It really is great casting. Well, look, Paul worked in
reality TV. He worked on he worked on Bridezilla's.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
A story producer and then a producer, worked in posts.

Speaker 6 (23:36):
You're an expert.

Speaker 5 (23:37):
I put my ten thousand hours in. I've seen enough
reality anyone to watch.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
You literally just like tweaked out when you said it,
and I loved it. You said I put on my
ten thousand hours and twitch. I don't know if that was.

Speaker 6 (23:51):
It could have been a whiskey twich.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
It could have been a whiskey twitch. I could have
been thinking of the woman under your trios, like who
was fine? And did it to you to just make
you just.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
How long is your mother in law here?

Speaker 5 (24:02):
Only three days?

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Okay, so the first day is fucked. The first day,
everyone's rattled. Well, you know, oh sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,
my bad, Like I'm not you know, I'm not good.

Speaker 6 (24:13):
Make land come back.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
She even told me it wasn't your fault.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
She was.

Speaker 5 (24:19):
I think you should just go.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Home and spook the joint said.

Speaker 6 (24:23):
The plot. Thickest she should be is she married.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
She should be a golden bachelors.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
That sounds like she's gonna.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
Get in line. Get in line.

Speaker 6 (24:35):
I like clean doggy dishes.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Okay, oh my god, get in line. My mom she's
been coming. My mom was so noisy this weekend. I mean,
like I'll talk. Lights were flashing, hummingbirds were behind me
in a window for like three minutes at a time.
Numerous like music was going from room to room. It
was like she was every time we talked about her.
Avery got sassy to me twice, and she like slammed

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when he would do it. She would because she would
We would always like we always right after dark, we
would voker when it started, and when he would get sassy,
she would turn all the electricity off and on in
the herd. She did it twice, so then he apologized
that I was talking about her, and there was a
hummingbird over the window. Then we went to Lance Bassett's house.
We were talking about her. We gave a toast to her,
and his husband slammed against the wall and all the

(25:18):
lights went out. He goes, your mom pushed me, and
then we said, let's go up to Marilyn and Rose
room and talk to Marylyn and my mom. And as
we went out, all the lights were flickering in the stairwell.
And then I was here getting ready for Dancing with
the Stars with Lauren Laptez and my friend Caitlin, and
we were talking about it and I said, I was
telling you, And as I was talking about the music lowered,
and then Caitlyn goes, what And then the music went

(25:39):
from room to room like different volumes.

Speaker 6 (25:41):
What's happening.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
No, mom's here, she's around. I think she's saying. I
think she's proud of the musical. I think she's like,
go for it, get it go through right now. I mean,
look at me, I have hair extensions. I'm friends with
Chris Jenner totally.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Hey, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
This is who I am.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
My dad passed away last year, but nothing so far,
nothing just like in real life.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
By the way, so to mine and I'm praying for nothing.
If that fucker he can stay where he is, good riddance.
He We buried him in his cooler. We didn't chop
him up. We did, we did. It was ashes, but
he carried a man purse a cooler everywhere, and we
put his ashes in a cooler.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
I think that's honestly. When you told me that the
first time, I was like, that is a really beautiful tribute.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
And then my mom we shot off with fireworks and
fireflies came over the field, that beautiful tribute. And then
she did a wedding ceremony with Rob as a hummingbird
in a little veil under my lemon tree.

Speaker 6 (26:30):
I'm married to.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
You're married to hummingbird and an electrician and an electrics
the sexiest electrician hum she's a hummingbird who also does electricity.
And that's your new wife.

Speaker 6 (26:42):
And you're in a triple yeah, and Ruth is okay
with it.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Ruth is okay. You know what. You can't fight bird love,
avier A. You're in a Travian a Travian love.

Speaker 6 (26:54):
A Travian.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
God. I hope you get a bird. I don't. I
don't need to. I feel like I'm not not only
should I not get a nap. I mean I've nourishing.
I feel like I've never been more myself.

Speaker 6 (27:08):
You've had your monthly sip of alcohol.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
I've literally never done cocaine.

Speaker 6 (27:13):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
You shouldn't don't know.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
Okay, just throwing out have a natural cocaine.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Look, I'm just saying I'm spending I'm doing a bender
with banana.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
I'm sure we could get cocaine.

Speaker 6 (27:25):
If you don't do it, it might go like you're.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Okay, You're right.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
I feel like you're naturally have a natural cociness, but
not in a bad way, saying don't take.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
A cocaine nowadays of thirty six. Okay, no, I think
you have no good having a chocolate mushroom bar that
you can do have that banana. Do you have a
chocolate mushroom bar.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Somewhere.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
I don't really want to do drugs, but I might
do drugs.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Okay. I don't want to do coke.

Speaker 5 (27:58):
I would you talk about.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
I didn't once It sucks coch Yeah, And I was
talking to the cats and burning baggies in the fire.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
My mom might come in and sniff it all up
to spare mate the bird would just be like exactly, no,
the wind that the humming bird would just make it
fly away.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Okay, so here we are starting out.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Luckily it's a two minute episode, so we've okay, okay,
should we take a quick break and start again?

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Great?

Speaker 5 (28:31):
Oh, bone zone.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Time for the bone zone and we're back. Hi everybody,
you guys. Here we are and he is I don't know.
I just feel like he is a situation we see.
We see a preview where Carol, the family manager for

(28:56):
the ball a Baseball All star Freddie Freeman, is on
loop going are so handsome? Yeah, okay, we establish that.
I think you're handsome. I found it more charming in
real time when I saw how shy she was. They
really fucked her over in the cold open. I think
Carol is being set up to be the next bachelorette
because I think I think it's I think she's beautiful.

(29:17):
I think she's young enough in their in their world,
she's got a celebrity connection, and it's fun to see
like I'm so shy, I'm so awkward, and like to
watch her journey of having no game. I think she'll
get pretty far and then but like I think she'll
come into her own this season and find that she
can have some game. I predict, I predict Carol will
be our next best.

Speaker 6 (29:37):
Confuse which one is the one that at the at
the roast couldn't never glass?

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Carol's Carol Carol, and I think she'd did great. I
think she's going to be the Bachelorette. I'm putting my
money on it now.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
It's Katie. I had her as a winner, and I'm
holding strong that I.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Think she's okay, okay, Katie. She's gonna win her Bachelorette.

Speaker 6 (29:58):
She could do both.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (30:00):
I wonder if they're just like they're trying to tease
us to be like, oh, she's not doing as well
as she is.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
They do that in the edit.

Speaker 8 (30:06):
I thought she was going to win, and I still
think she might.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
I think she's gonna get close and ABC is going
to fuck her over so they can have her for their.

Speaker 8 (30:13):
Own, just for Freddy.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Oh no, no, no, yeah, for Freddy. I still Freddy.
I think Peg the former bomb back, it.

Speaker 6 (30:22):
Doesn't work out and then she becomes the best.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
Yes, it could work, It could happen.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
I don't think Peg will be it because I think
Peg was too pushy nate one. I know I want
Peg to be it, but wasn't Peg. I found Peg
a little too. They hadn't even had a date, and
she's like, when are you going to retire? I need this?
Let me know. I was like, curl what a little
Let it on fold.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
But I do think if Peg was the bachelorette, she
would be an amazing woman for all of these older
guys to have to try to figure out how to
approach her property.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
I think for that reason. I think for that reason,
I don't know that they would pick that much of
a lovely breast.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Asked her her breast are?

Speaker 2 (30:59):
I think she's gorge I think he's a very real
She's like her tatas are chef's kiss, Yes, chef.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Her hair is incredible, a natural sexy bomb diffuser, firefighters.
So what, I think it might be too. I fear
this generation of men might be too threatened by such
a powerful woman. I know.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
I mean they're limited, but.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
That's why it would be good.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Thank you, thank you, bad.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Jaed okay, so here we are, so tired, here we are.
I think you're handsome, but I'm happy. This is like
what I honestly, I can't imagine because you're thriving. No,
but I'm happy to be here with you guys. I
didn't even I didn't even replenish the nuts or this
for the You're okay, I am the nuts. So then

(31:49):
we have we are showing yoga. I loved the Terry
the dentist who's a star confronting the tender sash puppeteer
confront Nicole the yoga gal for kissing in the pool
that was in She's like, yeah, I thought that was rude.
I'll just you know, we're all hair and I just

(32:10):
thought that was tacky for you. And she's like, look,
I just seized the moment I got cause two bodies
like no bitch. And then when we later, somebody emailed us,
somebody email us that they somebody knows her and said
she's been super into trying to build her Instagram page
and she's very active, and so I think she's just like,
I'm gonna be the villain.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
I'm gonna be the hot villas.

Speaker 6 (32:28):
Smart with this age of people. The one thing I
noticed about the Golden Bachelor as opposed to the other
Bachelor's Yes, really, there isn't like there's a lot of
attitudes like that, well here you go, like, I'm not
gonna beat around the bush. We're here, he's a good
looking man. I'm just gonna like this. We everybody sort
of like I don't know even that in the kitchen
so soon I felt like the woman was like, yeah,

(32:48):
that was weird. You kissed him in the pool? That
was you know what I mean? There were more direct
the direct we don't have time to wait. They've been,
they've been.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Like they've had their husbands die. They've been they've had
their husbands leave them for their secretaries. So they've to
therapy and they're like, you know what, you know, I
kept my mouth shut for forty years. I raise his kids.
He's off. He's like, you remember Stacy, you know what
I mean? Like, and I'll live at the oakod apartments
with Stacy. So like these themen are like, you know what,
I didn't like it when you like they're like direct,

(33:16):
like it's true. They were raised not to speak up
and they finally found their voices and they're like, well
I got like, you know, however many years left, why
did you do that in front of us?

Speaker 4 (33:24):
I thought that wasn't girl code.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Because they're all. Also, don't forget doing each other's hair,
doing each other's makeup. They're like, it's like a slumber party.
It's campus girl power, which I love.

Speaker 7 (33:34):
I do too.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
I love nothing more than a girlfriend. Hang, sure, we
should have a slumber party sometimes, let's do it. Okay, great,
so that'd be fun, right, Okay. So they're like no, okay.
So then Terry's like, They're like, yeah, Cindy goes. Cindy's
freaking out. Cindy's the one that doesn't quite understand the
show that she's shown up on. She's the one with
the bouncy hair. She's beautiful. Oh, she's in the roo.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
I think she's gonna win.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
She might go she's gonna win. I think beautiful. She's beautiful,
and she's got clearly got her colors done because she knows,
she knows exactly the color. We should go do that, Anna,
when I come to New York, we should go get
our colors done. Okay, I'll just be wearing teal for
the rest of my life. You know, I'm going to
be in teal. She just like her eyes pop so hard,

(34:25):
and but but she can't handle he. But they also
ought to be fair to her, I wouldn't want to
see somebody tongue kissing and the hottest one tongue kissing
in a bikini in front of me, Like that would
feel bad.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
I wouldn't handle that well.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
I wouldn't. I would never. I mean, this is an
insane thing to put yourself through, and especially at their
age when they're like confident themselves. You know they've lived
a lot of life. You feel good about how they've
like set themselves, and then to put yourself through this
emotional I would self eliminate.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
I couldn't deal with it. I would like myself enough
to be like, you know what, I would.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Like.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
I would go in and I'd be like, I'm starting
to doubt myself. I feel really bad watching you make
out dry my friends in front of me, Like I
know I'm a specific person and if I'm not shining
to you, I'm just going to see myself out. I've
got a hummingbird that I have to go and do
nuptials for Rob again. They're having They're renewing their value

(35:22):
of us. Yeah, yes, what is it? Trevi Fountain getting good?
We stayed, We walked on the steps of the treviary.
It was it was Ruth and Rob and a bird
were just making love fully in.

Speaker 6 (35:41):
Your mom reincarnated, but my mom reincardag.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
They were just were just in the middle of the fountain.
People were just throwing euros at them.

Speaker 6 (35:48):
You know, I'd be honest.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
The sex is Oh my god, my mom.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
The amount of wings, how fast.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Forever. Ruth's having a great time with everything. A vibrator
but with a way. It's a vibrator wings just pounding
everyone just wherever it could go, just blasting everyone. Just
this is just you know what. Ruth at first was skeptical.
She thought it would just be your thing. And she's
having a blosh, oh my god, like a blast yeah fever.

Speaker 6 (36:18):
We did not know we could have exactly.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
My mom wears a lot of like negligies lingerie like
and you have to get them, especially luckily ed SE's
invented and there is a store for everything. Yeah, if
you want lingerie for your own. Hummingbird reincarnated tre and
people are like, isn't he from the Boys and and

(36:42):
Supernatural And it was like, that's how you get to
marry a bird. You have to have a little other
worldly quality. You're in a treviy with a hawk, isn't
that correct? Pageant? You married Jones, the ex husband, the
dead husband who had was a white collar criminal that
came back as a watch what's happened? Looking so Joan

(37:04):
our bachelorette. She did not want to be She wasn't ready.
Her husband had died. Yes, and she was hooked on him. Yes,
and she kept she kept seeing him in animals. She
was like, oh, I was having a great time and
then I saw a hawk and it reminded me of John.
He had everything. But then we found out John was
a white collar criminal who was in the DC area
laundering all of his money into strip clubs around like

(37:24):
Maryland and Delaware and stuff. So so we it was
like a white collar criminal hawk that I feel like
might be comeback and was like alpha enough to become
in a treviary with.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
You and your king.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Congratulations, congratulations, don't worry.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
About Yes, Yes, I guess, I guess. So you have
to call her grandma. You have to be a pedophile.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
But at least is a hawk.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
And Eddie's a rich guy who's and I do like hawks.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Eddie like hawks. I like hawks.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Hawks make the best sound, because that's not what bald
eagles sound like bald eagles.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Yeah, everything they used to sound of a hawk. Bald
eagles sound like like okay, like it's fleet week and
they're and they're like the they're.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
The most but the hawks sound is what they attribute
to bald and everything.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Don't sound like that. Eles sound like the most popular
Twinkett week. Okay, okay, who are you going to marry?
Who is he gonna be in your treviary?

Speaker 5 (38:26):
I'm looking for the biggest owl possible.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Sparrow.

Speaker 5 (38:31):
Well they're they're up at night, which suits me, and
I like how big they are.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
And okay, I want a daddy. You want a daddy?
Are you you want a big or you want to you?
Are you like? Don't count the big girls out?

Speaker 5 (38:44):
Not at all?

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Okay? Great, yeah, okay, great?

Speaker 4 (38:46):
You want something a little meat.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
A little meat and also the killer. I want a
predator prey for sure. And when they spit up the
bones of their of their prey, that is like, girl.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Turn on the range light exactly. That's gonna you dry
hump in a hog. And by dry humping, I mean
get it on it's traviary.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
It will be nothing dry about it. Let me tell you.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Don't worry about it. Yes, you know I'm not a
good improviser. I'm no, and thank you.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
No, I'm typing a script for the next.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Honor Yes and Banana. Final treviary question. What what bird
have you taken into your traviary? Well you accept this traviar?
Oh boy, that's what do we have left?

Speaker 8 (39:31):
We have?

Speaker 1 (39:31):
We have a we have a pigeon. I'm going to
take it. Well, do you want to be sparro banana?

Speaker 3 (39:39):
It seems a little rough.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
I probably a comic red belly robin, a red robin. Jesus,
you know what I'm taking? You don't? You want to
know what I'm going to take just for the fun
of it, just to amuse me. Because if it's not
my steady eddie, if my like, if my like ground
being real, like love of my life is a living,

(40:02):
breathing man, I think for the fun of what I'm
going to bring in to the treviary, I think I'm
going to add in a peacock to be peacocking around,
like to be greening, to be preening beautiful. We can do,
we can we can like adorn it look it could
be like you know, I love design you know what
I mean. So if there was like a peacock in
the corner, just like jerking all like and there's just

(40:26):
like a yeah it does.

Speaker 6 (40:27):
He's just he just wants to.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Getting into this albatross. Okay, now there's there's a there's
a cock chair in the corner that a peacock is
not my but it's a chair. It's a peacock chair
because it looks beautiful.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
It's fanny.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
It's the play hard to get. It says, let me
know if you want it, and then it sort of
does like a little peacock circle in the corner.

Speaker 5 (40:49):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
Okay, you want to change your vote?

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Will you?

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Attributed the hawk to me, And while I do admire hawks,
I feel like the tenacity of an albatross is more.
I thought that was like a thing when you round
your knighb okay, because they have a very hard time
taking off.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Once they take off, they keep flying. They fly for you. Okay,
you're gonna get at it. You're getting the session. It's
like it's like they're like, yeah, you're like this will
let you have it for five straight. You're gonna take Molly.
You're to get Mollie you're gonna get you like some

(41:28):
kind of like like Mollie, you're gonna go just out
to the desert. You're gonna like that. He's gonna get
it once Steve needs to nap. What Steve is done
the average, He's gonna tag team out. Your a is
gonna like get it. You're gonna get at it for
like a long weekend in Palm Spring, like you're gonna

(41:48):
stay at the Parker Palms. I just needed to pick
my own bird. Yeah, I'm sorry, you know what I
needed to think about, Katie.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
I don't want to leave you out.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
I know you love animals. Who do you feel it's
you and Anthony? What energy do you want to call
into your treviary?

Speaker 8 (42:04):
I truly don't know what's happening.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Okay, I'm gonna say a raven.

Speaker 8 (42:10):
A raven couple that like lives in our backyard. You're
having a quad since we moved in, and they bring
you present. They've never brought present.

Speaker 5 (42:18):
They're very rude to give them gifts.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
I like you every day. I like that they literally
because they never brought me a gift.

Speaker 8 (42:28):
They hear me come out yes, and they come flying
down and they like sit on the hot on the wires,
they'll come in.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
That's the backyard with me.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
Yes, they I don't know.

Speaker 8 (42:39):
Somebody I need to like read about, like how to
get them to leave me gifts?

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Where did you hear that they leave they leave gifts?
I've never heard. If you stuck with the crow, you
you're gonna get a gift with the raven. Okay, question,
So I want to say to you, So then you're
to me, you're calling in like a pillow princess. You're
calling in some person who's like kind of high maenus.
You don't how to get them.

Speaker 8 (42:59):
I don't thin they're highmaenus. I think they're chilled.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
They're but they're not going to give it up at first.
But then eventually they'll give you a present. You have
to work for it because you're saying you don't know
how to win them over, but you want a present.
They're gonna give you gifts.

Speaker 8 (43:11):
I just want them to be my friend.

Speaker 6 (43:12):
Yeah, okay, but they want a little more.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
They are you know what you're So then maybe it's
a sugar daddy because you want them to bring you.
You're looking for a sugar Daddy's going to bring you gifts.
It's like, you know what, we're going to take you
shop and Katie, we're gonna go bring you to ari
I you get anything you want, anything you want, you
get any It doesn't even have to be clothing. You
can get any camping gear, any high end Patagonia, anything
you want. Whatever that is aren't great. So we're I'm

(43:36):
I feel so seen. Can I just say? And I
feel like everyone got their right one? And my peacock agrees.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
And I would just like to invite all of our
listeners to to share with us.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
What are they together? What's your tree? And why?

Speaker 5 (43:49):
And why?

Speaker 1 (43:49):
And why? What birds? What bird? So here we are
we're on page one.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
Debbie got the one on one.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
She's in tears, She's like, I this this amazing. So
so she finds out first they have to go to
a roast, and sweet little Cheryl, who's our motorcross person,
is like, what's a roast? So you just take a
human being and you just ripped them the shreds.

Speaker 6 (44:10):
So I just tear it down like it's a toast,
but like you're ripping someone like it was. So it's
so easy to explain what a roast?

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Well, how do you reach any age without not that
it made it made me not want to pick Cheryl,
because although she did rise to the challenge, I don't
think she did. I think someone wrote those jokes.

Speaker 5 (44:28):
They were too good.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
I need somebody funny. I don't need to have to
explain something so literal to somebody. No way, I agree.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
That was manufactured by the producers. I don't think they
did not pull the wool over mine.

Speaker 6 (44:39):
So is it that that's the same club we go
to every season of every.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Bat What is that? I don't know where that was
the Belt What is the Belt Weather Concert?

Speaker 6 (44:49):
Yeah, I've seen bands there.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Fine, that's fine.

Speaker 6 (44:52):
It's just so funny to me. It's like it's like
seeing a sitcom and like you got your sets, your set.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
But also a part of it was they had to
walk down like nine steep steps and then two more
steps up like they want someone to fall and.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Break down diabology. It's like it's almost like they built
it up on risers to function just so that they
could have to be do something scary. Okay, so we
do stand up? Do you know? Do you know? Derek?
Do you Jared Freed? I did not. I've never heard
of that. I never I did, do you know?

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Yeah, yeah, he does a lot of bachelor coverage on
his podcast.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
I looked him up. He has, he has a big
following in a big podcast. He was actually very freundy.
I enjoy as a person. At first, I didn't know
who he was. I'm like, oh, look at this bro
another guy.

Speaker 6 (45:33):
That they're like, oh my god, I can't believe it's
but you can tell it.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Well. I was like, they don't know they scared him.

Speaker 6 (45:38):
One.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
This is the line somebody said, I love him. He's
such a good comedian. Don't Yeah, that doesn't.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
Mean that's not like I love his podcast. I listen
to his podcast.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Oh, I love she's Her podcast is such a good
comedians podcast, And it's like if I came on, it's like, oh,
she's someone that's.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
A treviary you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
It's a specific person.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
She's a ding dog.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Yeah, okay, So what's the what did I thought I
did a good job.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
You thought he did a good job.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
I did. I thought he was charming. I liked that
he was like he said the joke I'm over forty,
which if I was mell like he would, he would
not be interested in me. But I don't care about age,
and any of you guys can meet me for drink.
He was very good and you can tell he was
a sincere fan, which like you don't like it.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
I just didn't think it was particularly funny.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
I don't have a sip of whiskey, and.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
I I don't like roast humor same I hate I think.
I think it's usually very basic, just like, yes it's
basic or it's just mean.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
I used to with.

Speaker 5 (46:36):
My my group of boys the comedy Garage, we used
to do roast back in the day, Like Nikki Glazer
was there, Uh, never heard of her, and we would
people's feelings. It really hurt.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
We love her.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
I would really easy to go, like across a lot.
I realized early on. I was like, I don't.

Speaker 6 (46:53):
Hate doing this.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
I can't tell you I was the champ on this
true TV show. Like it was like a battle, and
like because I would like compliment people in the audience picks,
I would never be I would like compliment like I
would kill them with kindness. But I would get roasted
and it felt so And then they wanted me to
come back for season two, and I hated it so
much that I was like I'm not being mean to

(47:18):
They're so mean to me. And it was like I
was like thirty eight. All it was was jokes about
how old I was and what a horror I was.
I was married. I'm like they how I was like
covered in jizz, Like they were literally like it was
so degrading there. And also there was like a female
writer that wrote all those things for them to call
me old and covered. It was just I was like,

(47:39):
I didn't know what it was.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
That was what people said about Nicki Glazer and Sarah Silverman.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
I was thirty eight, and it was just like I've
also never slept with anyone in this town and they're like,
you're just so like busy stuck, and I was like,
I've been with the same person my entire like before
that I was with the skill to it and like
and I'm old. Like it was just like it was
they literally treated me like the crip keeper. It was
so mean and I actually will always remember who did it,

(48:07):
Like all of them they chose to do that. I
won by saying nice things about them, and I just thought,
and I also I will never forget like they chose
to do that. They didn't nobody made them do those jokes,
and I'm like, I don't think you're a nice person,
and I don't and I'm not going to put myself
in this environment.

Speaker 5 (48:26):
I think that people. Actually I hated it participating it,
which is why the funniest person got cut this week,
Monica was Monica Bee was easily the.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Funniest shew anyone wrote for her.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
I think I think she wrote it. She was great, she.

Speaker 6 (48:44):
Was great, she was classy, she was smart.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
I liked her.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
I liked her. I liked her a lot. But in
general roasting it's just.

Speaker 6 (48:51):
Like, yeah, I didn't love it when he when he
did with it, was it Nicole who couldn't.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
See No, that was.

Speaker 6 (48:58):
Yeah, And she was like, uh, doing her bit off
the cuff. She's like, I'm gonna improvise and she was
doing pretty good and he just kind of ripped her
anew and he was like, you appear like a mom.
I feel I'm talking to my mom and you're going
this and you're going no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
That was the moment. That was the moment.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
That was what the comedian went after exactly, And yeah,
he got clean.

Speaker 6 (49:17):
That was a little too much.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
It was too hard against her.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
But it's what they chose to use because clearly they
had some kind of endorsement deal with that comedian to
make sure he got his material, and that's the only
time he went.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
It was a little I thought it was like a
good twist, but she did it felt authentic to her. Yes,
I agree. I feel like all the gals gave it
a goll But of course, no matter what she said.
This happened last time when they had the dance number
and Leslie did this strip Che's and grinded like like,
who oh no, she didn't. I'm sorry, I take it back.
Joan won that one and she and Leslie, who grinded

(49:52):
on him, was confused. He picked he picked this sexy
Nicole could have just gone up and been like like
he was like, Nicole, that's the any cool.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
That's That's what I wrote down this that they all
fucked up because they kept like several of them pointed
out him making out with Nicole, and I was like,
all you did was flashed him back to getting him
horny in the pool, and he was like, I got
to get in a call.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Wasn't who said? But I think they wrote her joke?
Was it? Cheryl? I feel like Cheryl's a front runner
that her joke was just like Detroit, you remind me
of a deep dish.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
You see your crusty, cheesy and square that was I
thought that was That was no way, amateur? What what is?
She retired us Treasure didn't didn't know what a roast was,
did not write that joke.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
Perfectly paste out opening strong punchline.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Yeah, no way. I did like the monitors like, I
can't see, I can't talk, and I'm sure, I'm sure
I've cooked I clean for you. None of these bitches
was cooking for you tonight. I was like, I actually
found the mom Menger to be kind of like, she's fun,
interesting and you could see that She's like, I just
want to put my girls in some smarkly clothes. Like

(51:07):
a side note, I'm not even kidding for real, I
want to be on Dancing with the Stars. I can
I tell you when I went Laura wanted to be
on Danceing No, I wanted to. I wanted to be
on Amazing Race with Lance bast We were going to
be Team razzlede Oh. We got accepted, but then he
had twins and the pandemic happened, so but I I

(51:28):
growing up, I like all I wanted to be was
like a burlesque stripper, like I like a nineteen forties
sort of got like like you know what I mean,
like a like a rainbow room like cigarette girl, and
like like like that's was like with a fan almost
like what did Avantie like and like a ship in
the market. I wanted to sleep and I wanted my
God to be heart shape and sat and I want
to just so and I would like strip for all

(51:49):
my brother's friends. So I was like five and nobody
could stop me, and I took there was nowhere to get.
It was all just like like corduroy and like it
was plaid. It was a women named Dale who like
cleared brushed with their hands. So I sign up for
tap in the basement of this woman's uh like like
like church basement and she would go one, two, three,
fo get you bummies on the flow with a thick
mess missus damello and just to get like this slutty

(52:11):
little outfits. And so I want to be on I'm
looking at the fringe, the glitter. I think it might
make me feel bad because I think it's a popularity contest,
and I don't think I'm We would have to harness
all of our listenership to compete because there's very, very known,
beloved television and pop stocks. Yeah, it's tough. I think

(52:33):
we might get cut the first week, but maybe after
Bert show comes out, if it's a big enough hit
and people liked me, I really want to go.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Also, it also, honest to god, just think like a
producer for a second. It depends on how many athletes, men,
how many what age groups? Like That is a puzzle
to okay, get I guarantee they have forty names. I
just they're just trying to make I just don't know
that I would.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Have a chance. I don't know that I would get
I think I could get off. I don't think I
could get enough votes to make it. Yes you could.
With my razzle dazzle. You go give me the underdog
and be like.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
I don't know how to throw yourself into any activity,
and you learn it and you succeeded win Dancing with
the starf you. They should be so lucky.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Honestly, champion, Remember you're right, I don't You're right. I'm
in cheriot. Okay, listen my stuff, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy,
I gotta tell you, Daddy does have to go. Daddy.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
What do you want to say your final A?

Speaker 3 (53:29):
You're right?

Speaker 4 (53:30):
I am a champion. I've become a champion.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
I'm not gonna say you're right.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
I'm not gonna win if I talk like a loser.
I'm gonna win Dancing with the Stars next year. That's right.
That felt powerful, and I'm going to use it as
an asset that I I'm going to be the underdog
and I'm gonna I'm gonna win.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
Thank you, step Daddy.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
So are you gonna got me? The Treviary? Is he
a movie?

Speaker 6 (53:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (53:49):
Yeah, I got my mom, got the seats.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Does my mom need like a booster? Or did you
just hover above?

Speaker 7 (53:54):
You know?

Speaker 6 (53:54):
It's kind of annoying. She goes in and out there, bathroom.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
A lot to be able to get mad at the theater.

Speaker 6 (54:00):
They get mad. They don't love it.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
But she's not in a cage.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
She's free flying.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
She still popcorn. I want the colonels, but the butter still.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (54:08):
She loves sweets.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
She loves milor raisin ats. You got to get a
raisin at Are you kidding?

Speaker 6 (54:13):
Except you get a cartion for to death.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Question okay, so your final stuff before you? Will you
come back again?

Speaker 6 (54:25):
I will, of course come back, okay.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Question will you tell us who do you think is
going to win? Before you leave? I think I give
us your one second thought on the group date or
one second thought.

Speaker 6 (54:34):
I think Carol has a really solid show.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
What did you think of the cooking date with Debbie?

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (54:39):
I thought she was really sweet.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
And what do you think of Cindy, who like can't
handle these making out with people?

Speaker 6 (54:45):
Yeah? I don't. She's just not meant for this game.
She's in the wrong show.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
Hey, have fun with the trivia.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
And sold out everywhere, have a great time, sold out.

Speaker 6 (54:54):
It's one of those get out of here, you come
first out of every other you always confirmed.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
No, no, my mom my mom is texting me that
she already let me know that you feel bad that
you've reasoned it out with the treviary and she gave
you permission to try it has spoken.

Speaker 6 (55:07):
Yeah, I got to go try to catch her.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Okay, lemon tree, she's always in the lemon tree. Yeah,
she's in the lemon tree. Okay, let me buy her baby? Okay, Okay,
so should we take a quick break and we'll talk.
We'll come back and we'll talk about the dinner with
the call. I don't know about you, but things agetting
so hot in here I think I got to take

(55:30):
I'll pay your break.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
And we're back.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Well, are you guys having a good time?

Speaker 7 (55:37):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Do you guys need you to the bathroom? No? No?
Are you sure? Yep? Okay, great, Banana? Do you need
to the bathroom? Okay, Okay, let's let's throw to Banana Katie.
Let's go to the throat of Banana and Katie. So
Debbie the Noel or whatever her name is. Nicole gets
the date and she's like, okay, I got some point

(55:58):
of questions to ask you, what's the deal. I've been
married twice, I want to be married again. So she's
our Leslie of the season, but with less charm, and
she's like, you know, he decided she wanted a younger woman.
Bos Wait, what are you are you saying? Was this
the date with Nicole?

Speaker 8 (56:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Yes? And yes? Okay okay. So they go. She's like,
I want to know. So she decided when she was
younger she wanted to experience other things.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
I don't know, I wrote I can't read.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
It, and what did they do? They just went to dinner, right.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
They went to dinner, and by the way, it was
so cute. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, they go, I
love the ladies talking about how much longer does it
take you to get ready now than versus when you
and then putting on their like like ice masks. And
then I loved the person pulling out the ice cream container.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Carol had two ice carols. Carol had two ice crea
containers on her eyes, and then took out the giant
bag of my.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Yes, she was so cute.

Speaker 5 (56:53):
That was really cute.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
So the gals got Debbie ready she had I thought
that was very sweet, even though they don't like her.
They curled her hair, they put makeup on her. Yes.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
I like the female bonding.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Well, they like her better than Nicole. They hate Nicole.
They all don't like Nicole. Yes, and I don't like Nicole.
I think she's brittle and weird.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
So yes, she wants to be famous. So they go
on their date. What did you think of Nicole and
Katie Banana? What do you think of the like the
dinner where she was like, what's the deal? I've been
married twice and he's like, oh, she left me. And
then they didn't really talk about much else. They just kissed.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
No, it was pretty like I almost was like what
where was the Like he kind of cut her off
and was like, let's just kiss.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Like he's not interested and talking to people.

Speaker 5 (57:34):
No, I don't think that's where he shines. But that environment,
I mean, first of all, that is just another lame date.
He's already had a dinner date with somebody. Just it's
exactly the same, and they're just gonna have a conversation.
And it got like heavy, kind of.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Yeah again, keep it light.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
In the beginning, she was asking about the divorce, and
I still think we didn't get all the truth.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Maybe don't. I'm a big believer in the first date
or two, Like, see, you can have fun. It takes
a second to know someone's character, So like that's gonna take.
But like, you don't need to lead with your heaviest ship,
even on if I was on the Bachelor, I have
a full plate of things. I wouldn't lead with my

(58:13):
dead mom who's now a bird married to Rob Benedict.
I would keep it hidden for a while that my
mom's a bird married teme. Probably right, you would coach
me maybe still after the weather, do you think so? Yeah,
depends on the guy.

Speaker 4 (58:26):
Don't tell him that my mom's my mom's in a trevier.

Speaker 5 (58:29):
It depends how funny is. If he's like fun and silly,
then yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
But don't you think I should be with a guy
that would appreciate the travie you only would be.

Speaker 5 (58:36):
I've always told you that I think you should be
as weird as you want on the first date.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
No, but but I don't wan to talk about my
dead mom. But I will talk about the traviary. Yeah,
so how do you do that without talking about your
mom's dead? But to make it a positive like she
came back and she fell in love again with Rob Benedict. Okay,
but I do think that they when you go right
to heavy, you got to keep it light.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
Banana, you're fun on a first date.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
I guess.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
I feel like you're going in.

Speaker 4 (59:02):
Your fund because you don't care kind of on a
first date.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
Yeah, yeah, I've got no stakes at all.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
So wait, what is this not chop champion energy?

Speaker 1 (59:10):
What do you mean? I guess? I mean, I know
you're not fully like having a champion. I'm going to
tell you.

Speaker 8 (59:15):
So I know someone and I'm not gonna say who
who who? They getting divorced? Oh yeah, good, Okay, they're
recently getting divorced. So they're going on dates and they
have like really low self esteem. And every time I
talk to them, they're like, Oh, the guy's not gonna
like me. He's not gonna like he's not gonna like me.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Why would he?

Speaker 8 (59:33):
Like, yes, I suck like literally like this guy like message,
it's a message her and was like, oh do you
want to go out? And she like message tracked why
do you want to go on a date?

Speaker 1 (59:43):
And did you tell her?

Speaker 5 (59:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (59:44):
It was like it's to be a fucking champion, Yeah
you do, and like you need to think about it,
like you want to date me? Why are you qualified?

Speaker 5 (59:50):
The date?

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Exactly?

Speaker 8 (59:51):
And Okay, still not quite getting it, but we're working
on it.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
That sounds sad they don't get through it. Well, here's
again from people new to the podcast, and I'll make
it really fast. I'll look, we're not on our first
date here on the podcast. We all know the deal.
So there's not I lost my dad, was my mom?
I lost my marriage? Back to back then, the pandemic happened.
Then all of a sudden, my three oak trees in
my yard are gone. They're no doing on my own
coming out. What the fuck do I do? I start

(01:00:17):
playing tennis because I decide it's nice to be somewhere
where nobody knows my story. I started playing tennis. I
was very bad at sports in high school. I was
like the artsy one, and nobody cared about tennis at
our high school, Paget that was not it was like
lacrosse and shit, it was not a popular Rhode Island
and it was like there was like the you know,
the gym teacher with like the cigarette in the back.
It was like the throwaways. There was no form so

(01:00:39):
but I always felt panically because I would have to
do matches and I didn't know how to play, and
I felt and sometimes in Rhode Island people would like
throw their racket down and like pat if I was
there doubles and I couldn't. I knew I was like old.
I was the like liability. So I started taking lessons.
I was definitely the worst person and I just didn't
know how to play, and they kept making me play

(01:01:00):
up and I didn't want to play up, and I
would apologize and go, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm my
forehead's so bad. My friend and my best friend at tennis, Stephanie.
You know, Stephanie Banana a star. She's the best female
tennis players. She's ahead of the women's varsity. Yeah, so
she she was a California state champ. So she said
to me, she goes, hey, listen to me, and she

(01:01:20):
was serious. She was like, you've just stopped telling everybody
what's wrong with you. She goes, because she goes, you're
you're a fucking champion. And I was like, no, I'm
She's like, no, listen to me. You're a champion. And like,
if you tell people you're bad at your forehead, we're
gonna think, oh, her forehead stucks, and we're gonna believe you.
You're giving other people arrows to shoot you with. So
like nobody said to your Serena Williams, like you're doing
your best. If you weren't allowed to be at this level,

(01:01:42):
they would put you at a lower level. So just
do the best that you can. You're becoming a champion.
You're in process and like your head might tell you
certain things, but you're working on your muscle memory and
just like show up and act like you're meant to
be there, and that's what it is. But you have
been thriving since then. That's why I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
It's by the way, you can be on Dancing with
the Stars and you could win saying.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Thank you well. And I want to also say to
anybody out there having a hard time, and you've all
witnessed this because we've done this for ten years. Losing
everyone was the and I wouldn't have written it is
the best thing that ever happened to me. It is
literally I wouldn't have not had so much balance. I
missed my mom. I had a beautiful marriage, and I

(01:02:22):
this is how it was supposed to go down. And
I don't wish I was still married to him, and
I wish him well and like, but my life is
so much bigger. It is because it was because it
was blown up, because it was either like I go
to bed for forever or I start like, how am
I gonna what? Listening to the my goot of like
what feels good and just like leaning into that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
But I will say also, this is the strength of
your character and your ability to weather all of that
pain one after another after another, and not let it
destroy you or become suicide no no, or drink a
lot or you know what I mean. Your response to
a series of terrible misfortunes, Yeah, was to take the

(01:03:04):
time to heal. Yeah, and be introspective and figure out. No,
I didn't do your life could be.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
I took a year. Yeah I took a year. But
you you took a year. Yeah, thank you did, and
continue to do it, dude, Thanks man getting after it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
Hey, that's where we met, Paul. I know you met
my ex.

Speaker 5 (01:03:23):
I did meet your ex.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
It's nice.

Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
He was very nice, very nice to me. I was like, okay,
kind Yeah, yeah, he got a shit together. But you
know what, but I can't. I actually can't see you
guys together. It actually didn't. It didn't strike me as
like the right person, harmonious vibe between that feels good,
two different energies.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
I think, you know, it was like eighteen years so
I think he was very good for me, and I
would have stayed in it. And I think that the
universe did for me what I couldn't do for myself.
I wasn't fantasizing about getting out of it, but I
think I'm going to say, I feel like not to
be belittling him. I feel like we grew in different directions.

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
Yeah, I think, yeah, yeah, And I think that it's
important to be present and each year that you're living.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
And he's a good guy.

Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
And yeah, and I hope that he's happy. And just
like all of the people on this show, like you know,
they wouldn't have been on these dates thirty years ago. No,
it's a very different show now.

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
You show up differently.

Speaker 5 (01:04:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
I prefer dating now so much more than I ever.
I like myself so much more now than I liked
myself in my twenties. I hated my body in my twenties.
I felt so uncomfortable in my skin. I ha's so
much shame like I feel so I feel so much
lighter and I know.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
Who I am now more.

Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Okay, So here we are so so there was a
very fast thing they're playing Never have I ever with
Kathy and Susan. Kathy cannot start, she wanted to, she
can't stop being on the show. Kathy's from the Last
Golden Bachelor from Bachelor in Paris. Kathy's back with Susan.
We loved having Susan back. Chris Jenner, what a tree.

Speaker 5 (01:04:56):
She was great, she looked great.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
They're a little sat in pajamas with a girl part.
They play never have I ever. We found out that
there was a mile high club situation that was fun
from from like the Holy Roller, which is fun. And
it was Jerry who reads the Bible all the time.
And Jerry, well, she was the nurse who came out
very sensual and said I take care of my man.
And she's very calm.

Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
Somebody I guess was going to be the horniest. And
she's the one that has fucked in this guy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
So yes, she has fucked in this sky. So I
am gonn is she being cut? She got the first
impression Rose Okay, Jerry got the first impression. So calm
she was.

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
She was horning.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
She was srn. She was sexy and horning.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
But she was like in this first night when he's
meeting so many people.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
She was just very calm and quiet. She had nothing
to prove. She didn't. Do you want some more whiskey?
I just had my first This is my first whiskey
I've ever had.

Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
I was going to say, I don't think you've ever
drank whiskey together.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
I've never had a whiskey if I.

Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
Really is heartening that you both, I.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Mean to have Whiskeyho we have more whiskey. No driving,
I mean, but I'm by I am talking about Trevier.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
I think that maybe give you cash to Uber, don't
make her drive. You're gonna have some more whiskey if
you want to.

Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
I'm not going to need you to drive me home.

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
Okay, great, so you can have more? Well, Uber, are
you home?

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
I might great? Okay, So so then we go. Debbie
is getting on the date and she's like, but I
will say I was nervous at first when she was like,
I have a fun side, but I'm very serious. I
was like, oh, bitch, don't come out with just like,
don't just be fun, Casey, don't say you're fun. Don't
don't literally don't say your VI, don't say anybody's ever
said to me I am really fun.

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
I'm like, get me out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
Yeah, because then.

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
I'm like, well then you know that, you know we
all know you're not fun.

Speaker 5 (01:06:37):
One of my favorite jokes, and I share this with everyone.
They can use this when someone makes a statement like that,
I always say, prove it, and I say, I'll I'll
heckle comedians with it. When they make some type of
dumb statement on stage, I will say, prove it. Oh
my god, yes it is. It will rattle some people
well because we all talk shit. Yes, and then when
someone's like, oh is that true, let's see it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Oh that's fun. I also like any person who says
I would not lie to you, it's like, oh, you're
about to lie to me right now.

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
I would not lie to you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
I don't like this whole thing of to to be
honest tbh, if I'm being honest, because the implication is
I'm constantly lying and you've now billboarded that for the.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
One time in your life.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
If I'm gonna be honest, I didn't feel a connection,
so your constant I won't say it. If someone writes
it in the script, I won't say it because I
just say champion camp and I know it's a linguistic placeholder.
It's the same as like the French going you know,
like when people say like you know, like like you know,

(01:07:41):
like they're just trying to put the sentence together in
the head, But better say nothing and go give me
a second.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
And put a sentence together. I like that. There's a
that's a champion move right there. So we have so
grudgy though, Wait, no you're not. We have prove it. No,
I actually think you just haven't take a day. That's
a nice INTEGRITA. Is that vintage? Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:08:01):
It is watched the whole time?

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Is that?

Speaker 7 (01:08:03):
That?

Speaker 8 (01:08:04):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
A got it? It's so mechanical watch and with an
old character. I have an old Cassio. I have an
old Pio.

Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
I love Cassio.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
Since we were burglarized, I just every watch. Yes, I
will not spend more than fifty watch.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
This is sixty dollars at the moment. Beautiful. It's like
the like classic.

Speaker 5 (01:08:24):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
I love vintage watching the same.

Speaker 5 (01:08:26):
Can I Can I bring in the doctor for a second, yes,
doctor B Were you concerned to see this many people
of a certain age playing Never have I ever but
instead of drinking putting dairy down? Yes, because I was
worried about the dairy consumption.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Yes, as a doctor. As a doctor, what did you think?

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
Well, they all share like one bathroom, so.

Speaker 5 (01:08:50):
Like my gals, I was like, oh no they're not helomy.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
I could I have no dairy problem?

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Is that an age thing or is it a lactose
intolerance thing?

Speaker 5 (01:08:59):
I think it's obviously combat both.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
It can be but as you get just.

Speaker 5 (01:09:02):
Like your how well your body can process dairy, I
think it can take it. And I just think this
many people anxious?

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
Okay, so then they're also they hand out vibrators to
all the women. Can we discuss that? Did that not
know those were vibrators? Those people not know those were vibrators? Katie,
what did you think of that? I felt I felt
for the gals because I felt like, now they have

(01:09:32):
to handle this. It's basically like you put your dick
on stage like now, like you know they have children
and grandchildren whether they enjoy a vibrator or not, but
like holding it, putting it on that and like making
your your grandma be like ha ha ha. But by
the way, there's also like making a joke of their set,
like just let them have, let them a packed a

(01:09:54):
vibrator or not. I knew immediately when she said we
brought presents in your.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
Immediate it was going to be and I but what
I did say was dildo's. I didn't know they would
be mechanized. Yes, I did not know they would be
battery operating, But Nana.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
What do you think of the vibrator gift?

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
I mean random, It's like okay, it's like they're trying
to be edgy. But like I was like, okay, cool
and Peg being like what's this? I was like, good
luck shg.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Yeah, there's no way not with them today.

Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
There's no way Peg is having a good time.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
We know that Peg lied to me.

Speaker 5 (01:10:23):
There is no there was something weird about so far
the group activities or like these like they all had
to play cheerleaders. Now they're having a sleepover.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Very little girl.

Speaker 5 (01:10:32):
It is very little girl in a way that makes
me a little it's a little yucky.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
Yes, I'm a little yuky, Okay, I respect that.

Speaker 5 (01:10:41):
I feel horny. I felt felt like.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
Like that you have to pretend to be younger than
you are.

Speaker 6 (01:10:47):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
Or is it because they can't do what these producers
are good at? Witches they're gonna play football?

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
No, I I think I treat Cli climb. I have
been in environments where they just don't know how to
write for a woman. So they'll be like and then
she puts on her apron and like you know what
I mean? So it's like it's like so they last year.
I feel like there was a walkers thing, like they
had walkers, like you know, you're like, okay, like how
much is a human being?

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
Like do pickleball again?

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
That was fun.

Speaker 5 (01:11:18):
Yeah, it's like the theme of the show is people
of a certain age, you're getting together. You don't need
to make everything they like, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
It's so self conscious, like you're a woman and you're
in you're over six, Like they can't handle it.

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
Yeah. I think the sleepover thing was kind of fun
and having the veterans come on and sort of like spirit.
I was like, that's that's a cool thing. But just
like the setting of it just felt like I was like,
these people have been tucking kids into bed and grandkids
into bed, and you're like, we're all girlfriends.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
You're right, that's great. Guess what. I liked it, and
I'm now now if I'm really being honest, I thought
it was.

Speaker 4 (01:11:55):
Fun and cute.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
I think in my sixties I would want to have
a slumber party. I'm with you.

Speaker 6 (01:11:59):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
I like that he made the call the observation he
is infantilizing grown women who are strong and hard working
and are hair, risking everything to be on television.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
That's a ballsy that's courageous.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Yeah, and they're being infantilized as my mom would love
your first slippers.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
But mom, because at least they're in like something young
and fun. And he's in his fucking orthopedic shoes and
insulting everyone.

Speaker 5 (01:12:29):
Oh yeah, can we talk about his.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
And then going to the pool and his sneakers.

Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
Well, I think that he has a very serious He
probably has like a like a debilitating case of player fasciitis,
Like he cannot walk without shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
Strange is happening when he walks occasionally looks paint like sports.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
I think you probably really so.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
It could be fallen arches. It could be damage to
his achilles.

Speaker 5 (01:12:51):
It could be there's a reason he didn't kick those
shoes off to jump in the pool because.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
I probably gnar did he wear his sneakers in the pool.
He jumped in to the pool in this But can
I tell you guys an update? You know how I'm
please playing? You know how I went to the kids
dance class and then I had my first recital private.
Let no, I'm gonna I'm going to be I had
my first private lesson yesterday to learn what the because

(01:13:17):
they're all professional children, right, So I had my first
I had a two hour private yesterday to learn what
the children were learning in the group that I couldn't
figure out to catch me up. I'm going to practice
every week. I'm going to go back. I'm going to
be in the company recital.

Speaker 5 (01:13:33):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
I start practice with the company with the children in November.
I will invite everyone from the podcast, the listeners. I
will let you know they're going to have me in
the background, not acknowledged that I It'll be me and
the children doing the dance, and I'm going to perform
at the show with my I start with the call.

(01:13:55):
So I'm doing I'm doing privates once or twice a
week every week until November, and then on the saturdays
that I'm here, I'm going to do the group classes
with the advanced and then the baby ones.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
The more the younger, that is more my level there.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
But they've made it to the company, they've been They've
they've approved me to participate with the company. Which are
the better kids? We start and I start rehearsal with
my my group in November. So when will the recital?
Probably December, and will it be in Glendale and will
it be in theater probably before six pm. Oh, it'll
be I went to one recently and it was at

(01:14:31):
like six thirty. It'll be early because it's because his children.
It's children. That's why I'm guessing this is going to
be yeah, my bag. Yes. By the way, you can
also peel out yeah. So I want you to know
that that is coming up, and I'll let everybody know
the day of my recital. I'll let the listeners know
that you can't It is open to the public to

(01:14:51):
buy tickets. And I will be performing with Hannah Gallagher's
dance company. By the way, Anna needed me to let
people know that this is with Millennium Dance Troop tell
Us tell Us, because I don't know what that is.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
Millennium is just a very like Popular.

Speaker 4 (01:15:08):
It's the hardest.

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
Dance like company in like, uh, excuse me, North Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
It's pretty sid It's like where the pop It's where
the music video dancers learn how to dance. And me
with eight year olds.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
A lot of big dancers come out of Millennium and me.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
And leading I'm training for dancing with the stars. I know.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
See this is why I get yourself before it you
know what it was literally because I saw I felt
like it was like a popularity.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
But you know what, I'm already now that I'm saying this,
they can use in the package that I've been training
with eight year old who doesn't want to put that
on television. By the way, maybe they could bring in
my partner could be an eight year old. Is that weird?
If I get that's weird, they're don okay, okay, but
we could have my dance company come cheer me in
the audience, and we could have them come give me

(01:16:00):
tips at rehearsal. That's good television, that's great television. And
we can have a video of my dance rehearsal my
company show. If I may say, yes, you're making all
the right Can I show you the video that I
did yesterday, then we're gonna keep this here. It's ten seconds.
This is my video from class yesterday, my private This
is the I didn't do a very good job. I've

(01:16:20):
never taken a dance class in my life, so this
is my this is what I started. This is what
I got yesterday. This is from Hannah. I'm doing okay,
this is after my two hour session. I've never taken
a class. Do you want to see Paul and page?
Yeah of course, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah. I'll text it to you, Hannah. I'll
text it to you so you can see it. You
can put it on.

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
We'll have to put it on the page.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Oh you got to put that. Isn't that fun? That's awesome?
Are that's so great? Isn't that crazy? Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
Now, either we're going to keep talking about this or
I have to go, Pete, go pee. Okay, let's be sure.
Can we take a break.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
Let's take a quick break. Okay, guys, we're gonna take
a quick break and we'll be right back.

Speaker 6 (01:17:01):
Bow zone.

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
Let's get in the bone zone guys, and we're back.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Pa.

Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
We were talking about cars.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
Did you have to do all this short ship? Did
it hurt your car?

Speaker 5 (01:17:11):
My car is fucked? I mean, I think, I don't know.
My car is pretty old, so I'm like, I hope
it doesn't get total.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
But but maybe sometimes it's good when it gets total,
because then you can just like get the money and
get a new car that's not total enough to get
Sometimes it's hard to say because it's underneath.

Speaker 5 (01:17:29):
Yeah, there's a couple like one panel the front so
fucked it's so annoying. I was just like, my god, damn,
they know fucks. And there's my mother in law.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
Are you having a better time? Do you feel better?

Speaker 5 (01:17:41):
I do? I do because I'm disassociating.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
But you get your travier you picture pick my trivia.

Speaker 5 (01:17:47):
I'm thinking about the.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
The owl is going to just make The owl is
going to make you feel so safe. You have a
protector in wingspan. Yeah, you need a little comfort. You're
gonna just bury your face in the end of the
arms of the big back of an owl. Just snuggle in.
That sounds nice.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
It's a big white with a giant, giant white one
like the snowy that you need.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
You need a big old, wise, big horned white snowy astective,
a protective. You need a little comfort. You need a
mothering detective. It's also vicious, like it's just like a
butch vicious protector horn.

Speaker 5 (01:18:26):
I mean, obviously, ever since I remember as a kid
watching the jerk. Then he went with the other girl
and not the motorcycle lady. I was like, what is
wrong with him? This woman is amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
She was so hot, and in my mind it was
always Jamie Lee Curtis, but it wasn't. No, and I
remember saying I saw that at age six and thinking,
what's a blowjob?

Speaker 6 (01:18:46):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
All the so many jokes I did not understand as
a kid, No iconic.

Speaker 4 (01:18:51):
Now I get it. That was my number one favorite
movie for years.

Speaker 5 (01:18:55):
I also didn't know what his special purpose was. I
had to figure it out years.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
Forget what the purpose was?

Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Oh my god, this is I haven't seen it. I
haven't seen it in years. Okay, that's so fun. I
need to rewatch it. Okay, So they're doing the I cream.
So they go cooking. Nothing really happened. She just said,
like she's like white pepper, black pepper. Oh, she's like
he was grabbing at her. I felt like she lost
some currency with this problematic bachelor because because like somehow

(01:19:26):
she didn't have worse because she'd never been chosen. Yeah,
she seemed teary.

Speaker 4 (01:19:31):
Yeah that she's undeserving, Yeah, vulnerable, she didn't have champion energy.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
She did not that somehow, because that's someone that nobody
else like, because she hadn't been like she'd never been married,
because she hadn't been chosen married, that she wasn't worth
being married, like it felt like she and that and
I felt like he treated her kind of like her
value was less because she had not been married.

Speaker 5 (01:19:52):
Well, because it is like a little bit, I hate
to say, it's odd. It's not like she was. She
feels like she had not been chosen her whole.

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
Life, and she came with that. She was talking like that.
She's like, well, a little girl doesn't drink it. I
have plenty of friends who have not been married who
don't care, you know. But she wanted to be the prince.
She wanted this Cinderella story, I know.

Speaker 5 (01:20:09):
And it's weird because she is very she's very beautiful,
she's very well put together. She is like it seems
like she would have been married. She just want to know,
break me down decade by decade.

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
Okay, so we know. Here's the only theories. I'm gonna girl,
I'm gonna break it down for I just remember one.
So she was with somebody until she was forty five,
that it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
Ended and she did have a long term relationship, and
she said, I have been in love before.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
I think she I think maybe cheated on her, maybe
like and in her brain.

Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
Maybe it rocked her world.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
So she's like, I lost my good year, you know
what I mean, which is not true, true honey, but
that's what society's telling her. That she's taking it in,
and I think she believes it. No, there's nor Champion energy.

Speaker 5 (01:20:49):
But she did show very savvy in the kitchen flirtation energy. Yes,
very rat appropriate, just like leaving the hand on the body.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
Yes, this is hot. That was hot that we were
taught by what is Susan and Kathy? Thank you? But
she wasn't there with Susan and Kathy because she was
on her date. Oh, she's just national herself. Yeah, And
I believe that Susan. I believe that our Chris Jenner
of the I believe Kathy doesn't know what she's sorrying about.
Kathy is repellent to men I think about like truly,

(01:21:20):
but Kathy, Kathy.

Speaker 5 (01:21:22):
As a man, true Kathy.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
What is Kathy?

Speaker 5 (01:21:24):
She needs to get her back and in the most
respectful way.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
But I feel like, of course, but I feel like,
but I feel like Chris Jenner. I feel like Chris Jenner.
Chris Jenner has been with women and men, and Chris
Jenner knows how to take care of business. I think
Chris Jenner is like she's she's I met the Molie
like she's a good time, She's charismatic and yeah, very
care I feel like everybody that talked to Chris Jenner

(01:21:52):
got some good advice of like. But then so then
they show up at the Rose ceremony. I don't even
know so Debbie. All I learned was she's never been married,
and then that was it, and then they made out
and they cooked.

Speaker 5 (01:22:02):
I thought maybe maybe her play will like uh, sort
of trigger that like protective thing in him where he's like,
this is a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
I don't think with him Will I can't read what
he's into at all, and he's definitely morning for Nicole.
I can't figure him out. I don't even know if
there's anything there there.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
That's when people were staying last week. They thought he
was phoning it in because they're not I don't know,
they're not young enough.

Speaker 5 (01:22:26):
I could see that, I really could see me. I
also think he is kind of a square. I think
that was a very that that roast joke was correct.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
He is.

Speaker 5 (01:22:35):
He's a see square, He's a vanilla fucking cookie.

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
But he has all those he has all of the
Hindoo bracelets on.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
I mean, whatever he's is that just like a so
cow kind of Yes, he's an Irish County.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
It's not something he's a practicing. Why you know, somebody
in Irish County just was like some woman who was like,
here's some beads.

Speaker 5 (01:22:54):
I love it.

Speaker 7 (01:22:54):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
They love some stylists, but beads on him to make
him a relatable thank you okay. So then so they
go on the thing. They don't really talk. She's not
used to pursue so carol. So then they get online.
It's the road ceremony. It is the cocktail party. Everyone
gets in a like like a reception line to make
out with the guy. Yeah, this fucker doesn't. But that's

(01:23:15):
because I hated that. I hated that you're right.

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
There and then wait, she was cut, didn't Mona Monica
b was like, I don't want to kiss him after
he's kissed everybody in this, but if you can't beat him.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
Join him. Yes. I hated the reception that.

Speaker 5 (01:23:31):
This is the sad. This is the truth of reality television,
how it's programmed people to think like I have to
perform in this and it's very compulsory. It's not happy.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
You have to do it fast, so he's so he
doesn't lose interest. I better get at it fast.

Speaker 5 (01:23:44):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
Which is your time, honey, You take your time, get
to know the person. Maybe you don't want to kiss them. Yeah,
you might not like him, Chase that if you like him? Yes, okay,
So then Carol.

Speaker 5 (01:23:57):
May bring up something really preach what what does knowingness mean?

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
Who said that?

Speaker 5 (01:24:04):
It got brought up in the uh in the slumber
parties knows I.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
Wrote, that's a great question, Banana. Will you google knowing this?

Speaker 5 (01:24:10):
Do you remember that one woman said knowing this? And
I was like yes, And I was just like, wait,
I've never heard the expression of knowing you know, knowing this? Okay,
cut this part out. Then no one knows or cares.
I was the only person.

Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
No, I want to hear Banana's looking it up.

Speaker 3 (01:24:26):
It says definition of traditional definition of shrewdness to more
critical modern interpretations and there yes, yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
I forget what the sentences were, but it was like,
maybe it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
Was like I was truly seeking to learn. Maybe it
was like I just want individuals believe they already know
the answers without truly seeking to learn.

Speaker 1 (01:24:46):
Maybe they want to know when their soul. They want
to feel grounded and feel seen. It feels like the
kind of language.

Speaker 5 (01:24:51):
That I had wondered if I was. That's why I
wanted to bring it up to see it, just like
a phrase that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
Is yes I heard it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
Yes, I don't know what it means, and I don't
even the dictionary knows what it means.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
I'm in a sheen dress and long hair. I I
don't I'm not talking about knowing. You know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (01:25:08):
Different woman? Right now? Do you think I love the dress?

Speaker 6 (01:25:12):
I love?

Speaker 5 (01:25:12):
You look great and it's like a pinkish red look fabulous.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
It's a wow. I mean, are you serious? Should we
get out of it? Are you serious? Arden? Thank you
so hot? Really? I'm freaking me out? Are you serious?
A little bit? That's fun?

Speaker 4 (01:25:31):
Oh, I'm excited.

Speaker 5 (01:25:33):
You brought a cocktail dress to a podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
And I'm taking cocktail.

Speaker 5 (01:25:36):
That's it's true, that's true. We've turned the world up.

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
I think this is a cocktail dress. I think this
is like beach wear.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
I don't know what whatever you are wearing that dress,
that dress is not wearing you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
I literally just threw it. It's been so hot. I
was very true.

Speaker 4 (01:25:52):
I think, thank you, I should wear this on a date.

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
I feel like maybe I don't know if your highwaist
pants are wide like pants are crop tops.

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
I have not known. I knew you were a smoke
show this I have not this dress, this dress or.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
In generous is so bou chickwaw like you can't wear
that on a date and I want that person to
be in love with you for the rest of their life.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Okay, can people will see this picture. We'll take a picture.

Speaker 5 (01:26:23):
Okay, we're taking a picture.

Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
We're taking a picture, and people can weigh in.

Speaker 5 (01:26:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
Ok Can I just tell you I thank the light
in me and the knowingness in me. The light's the
light and the Treviary and the when you're getting blasted
by your albatross, I'm going to think of you in
this dress.

Speaker 2 (01:26:45):
I'll be thinking of you in that dress when I'm
being blasted albatross.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
Can I tell you how happy I am about this
whole Treviary situation.

Speaker 5 (01:26:52):
I really opened my mind.

Speaker 4 (01:26:55):
I feel like this is.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
What needed to happen today, though it did for sure. Okay,
so here we are so Carol's freaking out. She's not
used to pursuing a man. She had one boyfriend and
then one husband. She's been on two dates in five years.
She's beautiful. I think they're setting her up to bachelor.
I'm just saying I might be right. That's very Carol.

Speaker 6 (01:27:14):
There.

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
Susan told them to go for it, don't be shy,
don't be full. So she was so cute. She said,
this is for all the shy girls out here. This
one's for you. I'm giving it a go. So she
comes out. She goes, you are handsome. He's like, you're attractor.
She's like, ha ha, you were also handsome. He's like, well,
we already have that established. What do you need to know?

Speaker 5 (01:27:31):
I kind of think she's playing coquette.

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
I actually liked I found her endearing because then she said,
she said, I need to go to a sporting game
with you. I love sports. She goes, what's your favorite team,
and she's like, well, now it has to be you,
Michigan Smart missing coach there already played there. It's a
smart And then he goes and he goes, I'm a
fan of you, and then he kissed her, and she

(01:27:53):
was freaking out, and I felt like the ladies were
legitimately happy for because I feel like she might not
have had a kiss in five years.

Speaker 5 (01:28:01):
Me, I mean I could see that she might not
have had a kiss in five years, but to self
identify as shy and just to see like the sort
of background footage they gave of her being so like
gregarious with the team and the fields and stuff, that's
not a shy person.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
I think something feels suspects.

Speaker 5 (01:28:18):
Yes, I believe she's sort of trying to play.

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
It this demere she might be gaming, playing the game.

Speaker 5 (01:28:22):
I believe that she is.

Speaker 4 (01:28:24):
By the way, we all got Maya so wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
The college sports enthusiast who was fifty eight cut on
the first night, Oh, I thought she was. I had
her as winning.

Speaker 5 (01:28:32):
I have a theory, yes, what that they know each other? Oh,
I believe that they have met or have a date
on a date, or she knows some of its dating.

Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
Right, because she was the one who was said she
lived in Malibu and her favorite thing to do was
to drive her car up and down the coast, and
he was an Orange County so she was driving O
C yes and go into brunches and gallery openings and
the sports events.

Speaker 5 (01:28:58):
No reason with that, and he would cut this Cindy
Crawford looking woman because she.

Speaker 2 (01:29:03):
Was the one that we thought, oh a, I created
the perfect yes for him.

Speaker 5 (01:29:07):
And cut this, which is why they've crossed paths.

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:29:11):
Okay, Well let's talk about Monica Pey.

Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
She's the.

Speaker 2 (01:29:16):
Yes who I thought for the picture would have gray hair.
I was so excited and now she's blonde.

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
Is she still in? Did she make it?

Speaker 2 (01:29:23):
Oh no, no, no, not after last night. But I mean
she was cut last night.

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
Robin was kind of funny. Robin's sort of a cook.
Robin stumbled up and she goes, I'm going to flirt
with you this. I like Robin flirt. I think that's
how I would behave I liked her. Kathy told me
to flirt with you, So now I am practicing my flirtations.
Patrick said, this is my smoke show dressed, and I
shouldn't wear it if I don't want to get fall
in love.

Speaker 4 (01:29:44):
So I'm gonna wear it because.

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
Fall get fall. Don't wear that is a weapon that
you need to be carefully.

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
It's a powerful that's fun with great responsible.

Speaker 4 (01:30:01):
We're dancing with the stars.

Speaker 2 (01:30:03):
Absolutely, you will and that's when they cast you and
they're like, please, what do we need to do to
get you on dancing?

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
Like literally nothing, You're just like I'll just I'm just
just I'll do it right now.

Speaker 4 (01:30:12):
I've got eight year olds ready to dance with me.

Speaker 1 (01:30:14):
So then Robin uh goofy. The manager would not have
sex in public because she says that the dirt is
dirty public toilets.

Speaker 6 (01:30:25):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
The momager was like, yeah, I wouldn't do it in
a bath Okay, look club, like.

Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
Fucking wipe down. It's like two seconds, you're gonna take
it like a wet wipe and wipe down.

Speaker 2 (01:30:34):
If you haven't done it in an airplane bathroom by
the time you're seventy years old, you're not going to
start now.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
No, not after the pandemic. No, let me out in
this dirty bathrooms.

Speaker 4 (01:30:47):
It's not going to start out.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
I'm sorry. So Siddy got triggered by the fact because
Siddy's been cheated on and she's been triggered by him
kissing all the women. But she looked beautiful in our
pig dress. She Susan was the right person. It was like, girl,
just go be fun, go flirt. She gave him actual
champion advice, what you did to your friend Katie? And

(01:31:11):
I felt like she wrote to the challenge and he
pulled her aside for a kiss. He likes her.

Speaker 4 (01:31:18):
Attracted and they had that kiss at the gym.

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
They had that kiss when she was dress like a
cheerleader and she's like, thank you for making me seeing me.
She's adorable. I think she's I think she's gonna I
think Cindy's the winner.

Speaker 4 (01:31:31):
Yea, and they might be cute together.

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
Oh my god, queen enjoy how crazy Tracy was with
all of her hats. She's gone.

Speaker 2 (01:31:38):
We knew her, we knew, and the pupa's gone.

Speaker 5 (01:31:42):
At least the puppa got to throw some jabs, got
to do some stand up.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
She was incredible.

Speaker 5 (01:31:46):
Now I will be I will I'll be so mad
when she's like at the improv and I'm like, why
can't they put this?

Speaker 4 (01:31:52):
Its gonna be a nightmare.

Speaker 1 (01:31:54):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:55):
Yeah, Oh sorry, I actually have to jump.

Speaker 4 (01:31:57):
Okay, I got to run out and fell gonna win.

Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
Oh, Cindy was my number one.

Speaker 4 (01:32:04):
I think she's gonna win.

Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
I think she has a really good chance.

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
I'll tax later.

Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
Okay, guess what.

Speaker 1 (01:32:13):
Guess what?

Speaker 2 (01:32:14):
We all forgot what Cindy dated Chuck Norris. Whoa, and
she's in botox sales. Remember we forgot that she's the.

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
One who dated Chuck Norris. And she's in Bowto and
she's well that her whole face is she But she
didn't act botoxic.

Speaker 6 (01:32:33):
She does.

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
She's Ellie. We like it. She's gonna win and she
she too strong. She keep hitting me with your sorry,
my apologies. I gotta I gotta go far.

Speaker 4 (01:32:47):
She's gonna go far.

Speaker 1 (01:32:49):
Okay, I just hurt my girlfriend. Okay, oh better, So
then we have so then she somebody started crying because
she's Cindy, because she had I like the question, what
do you typically read? We've never heard that, and he
said nonfiction. I'm about to finish up a four volume
book on Picasso. I was stunned, and I don't believe him.

Speaker 5 (01:33:10):
I agree, it's an audiobook, and you're still not close to.

Speaker 1 (01:33:14):
I agree with you. I agree with you, stunned and
don't believe.

Speaker 2 (01:33:18):
Also, he would read one book on Picasso because Picasso
got a lot of tail.

Speaker 1 (01:33:22):
Yes, yes he did, not for sure, that's why he
read it. He read it like it to be a
man with a lot of tale. So then we have uh,
so I guess I can shut this off. Well, we'll
just keep it with them. So then we have uh
she had she she goes, oh my god, I have
a connection right off the bat. She starts crying. She goes,
I did not expect it. So then we're at the ceremony.
He picks Cindy. That's the one, Chuck Norris peg firefighter,

(01:33:46):
Jerry who is the sexy one who is uh was
the nurse got the first impression, Robin the awkward one
who danced up Carol. So there's and then there's really nobody.
Let said me a short season.

Speaker 5 (01:34:01):
Roxanne isn't Roxanne in there?

Speaker 1 (01:34:04):
Rock sand Rick san is in there.

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
But look look at our page two, the one our
pay We have one, two, three, four ladies on page
two that are still around page two. Is that's easy
for an hour printing this?

Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
She see me so short a lot. So then we
see a previously my satisfye was to lose Terry and
the manager she got cut and the flight attendant. So
then we see we see them go to him in
previews and say, I think someone's not here for the

(01:34:39):
right reason. And she said, she said, I just want
to be more of an influencer. And then somebody says,
I just want a nice person. That was Peg, Peg said,
I just want a nice person. Credible. But this whole
thing that happens every season. I don't know if you
know this.

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
What happens, Paul, is someone goes to the Bachelor Aboucherett
and says someone's not here for the right reason, and
they automatically friends themselves yes, and then get into a
fight with the person that they're accusing of doing something wrong.
And the bacheler or bacherette is always like, but I
like so and so who's not here for the right reasons,
or they think in their mind maybe they need to
win that person over, so it becomes a contest with

(01:35:16):
themselves like no, they're they're they're they're here for me.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
It always backfires.

Speaker 2 (01:35:21):
They always get some sucker to go to the Bachelor
of bacherette and say, you need to tell them that
Nicole's not here for the right reasons, she's just here
for the Instagram and he'll still be crazy about Nicole.

Speaker 5 (01:35:31):
Oh yeah, there's nothing you could say to make him
not crazy about Nicole. Yeah, I don't he got a
natural erection. Yeah, Nicole, Oh for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
And we all knew he would just from the piano
without pills. He was grilled, thrilled, he was absolutely thrilled. Well,
I would like to hear tell me who do you
think the top three are? And who do you think
is gonna win? Uh pageant?

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
So far, every single thing I guess was wrong, So
I am reconfiguring, right, everything I.

Speaker 1 (01:35:58):
Guess is okay, okay're all gone.

Speaker 2 (01:36:00):
I'm gonna say now Cindy is number one, Nicole is
number two, Debbie is number three. I still maintain I
want Peg to be the next Bachelorette.

Speaker 4 (01:36:11):
Okay, I love this, Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:36:12):
Paul, I still think Carol is gonna win.

Speaker 3 (01:36:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
Same.

Speaker 5 (01:36:18):
I think that Cindy will be the second runner up,
and I think the first runner up is going to
be Cindy.

Speaker 1 (01:36:28):
Okay and kat Money, what do you think?

Speaker 8 (01:36:30):
I'm gonna stick with Carol and then I think Nicole.

Speaker 1 (01:36:34):
Okay, and then Cindy. I think the winner is going
to be Cindy. I think Carol is going to make
it to the top three and it's going to be
the Bachelorette. And I think, oh yeah, Cindy's my number oh, sorry,
I forgot. I think Cindy Carroll and do you think
Debbie's gonna make it? I think Debbie's going to be number.

Speaker 4 (01:36:55):
Three, okay, and he's gonna cut Jerry.

Speaker 1 (01:36:58):
I think you think might be. I agree with you.
She did lower her.

Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
Am I I think he might take Jerry to the
Fantasy suites.

Speaker 5 (01:37:07):
And I got to say, from the first episode, I
was blown away by Cheryl.

Speaker 1 (01:37:11):
I was and I was shocked me too, guy that.

Speaker 5 (01:37:14):
He was into it, but I was like, I'm in this.

Speaker 4 (01:37:18):
She's not funny, but she's not funny.

Speaker 2 (01:37:20):
Wait, guys, is Alexandra is still there? Was fun she
was horning, Okay, was not.

Speaker 5 (01:37:27):
It was too far to Chorro and not close enough to.

Speaker 1 (01:37:32):
For him for sure. Well, you guys, First of all,
we have our wonderful Julie from Sleep Crown has agreed
to keep giving Sleep Crowd, and she is sending me.
She is sending me. I talked about the body pillow
lest I can't you believe it. I'm so fucking excited.

Speaker 5 (01:37:53):
Because I'm a fan of the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:37:55):
Now you you have your Sleep Crowd.

Speaker 5 (01:37:58):
I got my Sleep Ground.

Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
You love it.

Speaker 5 (01:38:01):
I love it. It makes my hair really fucked up
whenny wake.

Speaker 1 (01:38:04):
Up, doesn't matter that it doesn't matter. I sleep called baby, Yeah,
it doesn't used to speak so good. I slept when
I sleep from don't talk to me unless I've had
my seventeen minutes to sleep. And when I do, girl,
I'm so comforted by that sleep crown. I might keep
put in the trunk of my car in case I need.
I took a nap in the car yesterday because I
got to a place an hour.

Speaker 4 (01:38:25):
I thought my poem was at.

Speaker 1 (01:38:26):
Three and then I was at four, and They're like,
we're so star I was like, not a proud of you.
Let me lower the seat all the way back and
just sleep. No no ice. I jam in the back seat.
No no, I'm front seat face jam because I'm a
very good plane sleeper. To the window. I tilt it
back a little bit and then I look for like
a purse or something that's in my car that I
snuggle as a pillow, and I just get at it.

Speaker 5 (01:38:49):
When I when I worked, when I had a regular
like working on reality shows, I would always sleep in
my car. My lunch break away the best. If it's
a parking garage, I was like, okay, where is there
no light in this parking garage?

Speaker 1 (01:38:59):
I love it. I'm so good. I love it well.
So we love, we love our Juliet Sleep Crown preach
and respect to that. So the uh so the code
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(01:39:21):
You know, I feel like it still works for a
senior thing because it was absolutely okay, great, So I
like baby Girl. Okay, so here we go. Here is
let's see if we got any fun emails. Du oh, okay,
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Becca Mayerson okay, she she messaged us Hello Arnin doctor

(01:39:43):
b KT money and any and all distinguished guests ons.
You guys, did you hear that bird going crazy?

Speaker 3 (01:39:48):
I did.

Speaker 1 (01:39:49):
I got scared, like a way, I've never heard of
bird something like that. If it's a hummingbird, I'm gonna
lose my shit. Apologies. If this has been discussed on
the show, I can don't remember hearing it, but my
brain is also fried from this twenty twenty five hellscape.
If this is old news, disregard catching up a perfect
match on Netflix, which is essentially Bachelor in Paradise with
various characters from a plethora of reality shows, Bachelor Loves, Line,

(01:40:11):
to Out to Handle, et cetera. Claytor Is is a
cast member this season. In an episode three, they bring
in Rachel as in I'm in love with both of
you and was intimate with both of you, Rachel and
implex and inexplicitly they decide to match with each other. Okay,
I'm only on episode three, so then guess what. He

(01:40:32):
dumps her an episode for what an asshole?

Speaker 7 (01:40:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:40:35):
I saw people talking about those on the Reddit and
I was like, I can't be bothered to look at this.

Speaker 5 (01:40:40):
I just never did fair.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
I think people get addicted to being on the show. Okay,
here we are. This is free post of the week.
You will when you're on sleep Crown. You have to
email us at Rosepodcast at gmail dot com. Okay, here's
Missus Wright, a girl without a tat getting to know
Meil is like exploring fifty sheetes of tope. That's pretty

(01:41:03):
starting strong. That is pretty good. Okay, I know which
one is gonna win though. Okay, here's another one from
missus Redder Girl without a tat Peg doesn't know what
a vibrator is. Wait till she finds out what kind
of a canke her name is used to describe there.
That is incredible. I mean, that is incredible.

Speaker 2 (01:41:26):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm I'm married, I'm
not very adventurous.

Speaker 1 (01:41:31):
Pegging is when a lady, a woman puts it. I
think I think it's anybody.

Speaker 4 (01:41:41):
I think she a person in the strap and in
the booty.

Speaker 1 (01:41:45):
It's specifically a strap on, is it?

Speaker 4 (01:41:48):
Think anything you use like a candle or a hole.

Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
So to any object going into an anus.

Speaker 4 (01:41:54):
That somebody else holds and does for.

Speaker 1 (01:41:56):
You, Okay, great, godeg Peg. It just not have to
be strapped on you solid. So that's a great Okay,
air RecA, Okay, be honest. Who else thought Chef Ludo
was Ray Romano?

Speaker 5 (01:42:10):
At first?

Speaker 1 (01:42:11):
He love at that restaurant, and I love him. I
love that restaurant. I do understand what they're saying. Older
Ray Romano has gotten hot that when he's on the show,
he's got like then he opens his mouth and he
sounds just like he says, just like Ray Vermono, but
like visually current dine like Silver Fox Ray Romono. He

(01:42:34):
could get it from me until he talked. I guess
maybe we can get it. No, I don't want to
until I he's making me watch like The Rams or
the Giants, Like I don't want that. But if he
just kept his mouth shut, he could get it. Wow. Okay,
I didn't know this breaking news. Here's from uh Hattie Hines,
who made my artwork of me out after hearing she

(01:42:57):
broke it off with Keith Urban. We can't out that
Carol is Nicole Kidman in the role of a.

Speaker 5 (01:43:02):
Lifetime Yes, dude agreed, she.

Speaker 1 (01:43:07):
Broke up with Keith Urban.

Speaker 5 (01:43:08):
No, yeah, he broke yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
I missed stating a twenty five year old guitar player
that he's playing with. No, she's his guitar, nor is.
The rumor is he's already They didn't see.

Speaker 5 (01:43:23):
No, they've they've been.

Speaker 2 (01:43:25):
They've been haven't been around each other a lot for
six months. She's shooting an executive producing all of these
sexy movies. She's having sex with everybody, and all the
sexy movies.

Speaker 1 (01:43:34):
She's always She's always in the EP and getting banged
pushed against a window.

Speaker 2 (01:43:38):
Yeah, which is still hers. She's still, she's making money,
she's doing her job. I don't know, but I can
also see being a husband being like enough.

Speaker 1 (01:43:44):
Already, man, Yeah, how many? Maybe therapy and it's always
you smashed against the window, but smashed by everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:43:52):
Every Apparently he is playing live with his twenty five
year old guitar, and the rumor in Nashville is that
he's been seen strutting around town with a twenty five
year old musician now on stage. He was filmed changing
the lyrics to a song he wrote four No to
have you play guitar with Maggie like me Like He

(01:44:14):
changed the lyrics to the chick hate hate that.

Speaker 5 (01:44:18):
You know, musicians they have to make so much eye
contact and if you have, yeah, there's a little spark,
then it's just gonna it's gonna catch fire.

Speaker 1 (01:44:25):
I agree with you. I agree with you. I agree
with you.

Speaker 4 (01:44:28):
Hattie Hines.

Speaker 1 (01:44:28):
When RuPaul says, if you don't love yourself, how the
hell are you gonna love somebody else, she's referring to
the women who didn't recognize a vibrator hire the.

Speaker 5 (01:44:37):
Wow, these are really good.

Speaker 1 (01:44:39):
Okay, these are funny. All right, I'm going to narrow
it down to these two. I feel like it's gonna
be I feel like it's gonna be Tope and Kink. Okay,
it's their boat. They're okay. Miss is right, A girl
without a tat getting to Nomel is like exploring fifty
shades of Tope or same person. Missus right, A girl
without a tat. Peg doesn't know what a vibrator is

(01:45:00):
till she finds out what kind of a cant her
name is used to describe Peg or Tope.

Speaker 4 (01:45:04):
Paul Hope, I'm going Peg.

Speaker 1 (01:45:09):
I mean, she's so talented. Well, you're the winner, missus rider,
girl without a is it actual time? We're not gonna
have a tiebreaker? Email us your mailing address, A roadspodcasts
at gmail dot com. Breaking, she tied with herself. What
this was fun?

Speaker 2 (01:45:27):
Having everything? And you are on fire? Not getting enough sleep?

Speaker 1 (01:45:31):
I haven't I'm not even kidding.

Speaker 4 (01:45:33):
I haven't slept since last Tuesday night.

Speaker 2 (01:45:35):
It makes me nervous for you. But but you're rolling
with it. But I just don't want you driving today.

Speaker 1 (01:45:39):
No, I'm gonna say I'm not going any one. I'm
not leaving my house. I'm going to take a nap
and then I'm going to do the rest of my day.
I'm gonna take it out. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm
not going. I'm not driving today. I'm going to take
a nap and then I have a lot of work
to do for my use. Okay, good.

Speaker 2 (01:45:53):
What would you like to Oh, I would like people
to watch Criminal Minds on Paramount Plus. And but we
don't know what our new area data is. We just
finished shooting season nineteen and we don't know when they're
going to put it on.

Speaker 1 (01:46:03):
And they don't and we don't know if they're going
to pick us up.

Speaker 2 (01:46:05):
So if you have the opportunity to sign a petition,
I like to petitions.

Speaker 1 (01:46:11):
Okay, Paul del mar, everyone tell us everything.

Speaker 5 (01:46:17):
Uh, it's out anywhere you get your music. There's it's
four songs. They're all amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:46:23):
Thank you amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:46:24):
And you directed the video.

Speaker 5 (01:46:26):
Yeah, I directed the Dolphins.

Speaker 1 (01:46:28):
Is it on your Instagram page?

Speaker 5 (01:46:30):
It's on my YouTube page.

Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
You should put it on a reel.

Speaker 5 (01:46:34):
Yeah, you know, I put I put clips up, but
you know, yeah, there's clips clips on there.

Speaker 1 (01:46:38):
But okay, preach, preach respect yea. So it is Paul
and k e kt Money Kat Money Levine. What would
you like to promote.

Speaker 8 (01:46:45):
As always, please go to your local shelter and adoptor
foster a pet.

Speaker 1 (01:46:48):
Yes, yes, there's a lot. I was a bird or look,
if you want to get into a treviary, you can
go adopt a bird. No, there's no albatross.

Speaker 4 (01:46:57):
No no, no, I.

Speaker 1 (01:47:00):
Want a parrot. They're too chatty. Okay, I'm the chatty
one in the relationship. You know what I mean. Okay,
So I want to like a calming grounding stop force
a beautiful peacock. Okay. So then in the uh we're
doing on Patreon, we are doing Charlie Sheen's documentary we've
done recently, It's Always Suddenly, where Danny DeVito is the

(01:47:23):
Golden Bachelor and Jesse's on it in the film at
the Mansion, which was incredible, And we're about to finish
secret lives of Mormon wives to get to know our
new bachelorette and it is a blast. So I'm also
in a movie called Threesome that you can buy. You're
of the Fox, which you can buy and almost popular,
and that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:47:42):
You're unstoppable yea, and my music is going to be
next spring congratulation.

Speaker 5 (01:47:47):
Yeah, you guys, finished it and you're like, run.

Speaker 1 (01:47:49):
It's happening. It's happening, yeah, manifesting. Yes, what was the
word heat? You don't know knowing? I have the knowing
this that it's going to be next spring, like a
champion until next time. Traviary email us, so email us
or d m us or put it on our page.

Speaker 4 (01:48:05):
What you think your traviary would be?

Speaker 1 (01:48:07):
And why? My name is artem Marie. Thank you so much. Goodbye.

Speaker 7 (01:48:10):
Oh yeah, we're gonna get all up in you tonight.
It feels so good.

Speaker 1 (01:48:18):
I just got one little questions finger.

Speaker 7 (01:48:20):
Out where you accept this roll? Would you reaccept this roll?
Listen to your word? Who accept these rolls? Listen to

(01:48:42):
your word?

Speaker 1 (01:48:48):
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