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Speaker 1 (00:00):
They're trying to sell you today. Oh Biden stumbled, But
Trump he did nothing but spread falsehoods. Well, lucky for
you it's Friday, and right someone on that former president
under the hand to the chiefs and what we all say,
he is the power because he takes a shower. Good morning,
mister president.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Well good morning to you and to all the board
that they both made. The boy, that was a wild
night last night. I can't even begin to tell you
what that element was that we were watching, you know,
but I can tell you this. I was keeping score
outlaw President won Pam first President zero, and I have
to say to you know, halfway through the debate, I
(00:41):
smelled something, but he was having such a bad night,
I didn't even want to bring it up. I didn't
even bring it up, but I know he pooped. And
the reason why he didn't want to take a drug test,
it's not because of the illicit substances. It's because they
would have found a heavy, heavy result that says pepto
bismol and emodium to keep him from you know what
(01:03):
happens when he gets a little excited. So they didn't
want to say that, and it didn't work. He filled
his dipper very quickly that I could.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Tell you, Well, there was so much hype about there'll
be no student audience for the first time since Kennedy
and Nixon. That didn't seem to bother you. They're going
to cut off microphones. That didn't seem to bother you. Optically,
it was even worse than audibly for Joe Biden. What
did it look like standing next to him?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Well, it's very hard, you know, It's very hard to
stand next to somebody like that. It felt like you
were at the at disney World with the animatronics. It
was moving and all of this terrible thing. You weren't
sure if you're actually next to a real person or that.
And I don't know what people know, what people think
they watched last night, but what I'm hearing, and I
can look at the website, you know, you go to
(01:51):
the website Donald J. Trump dot com and you could
look at I saw two order slash this morning, mega
hats for Jake Tapper and a bass Could you believe it?
I can't believe it. They're actually voting for me now,
because who would vote for this guy after that train wreck?
And that's an insult of train wrecks. I have to say,
you know, I've seen car accidents and train wrecks in
(02:15):
catastrophes that are easier to look at than what you
saw last night. It really was terrible. And then you
had Doppler. You know they call her ductors, you'll, I
call her Doppler Jill Biden because she wears clothes. You
see the dresses. It looks like I said, if I'm
the store morning on the Doubloreta, you know what I'm
talking about. This is abody who has no idea what
(02:35):
fashion is. And like my wife, my beautiful wife, Milania,
she does a tremendous job. And even Doppler Jill, you
know you still have flipping out last night. These people,
these are people who are very, very upset over what
they saw. We all knew this was the case. Four
years ago. He was talking about how Harry his legs were.
We said, this guy doesn't have it. They said he's fine,
(02:56):
he's perfect, he's vigrant. Remember, they said he's vibrant, and
he said he was a better golfer than me, and
then couldn't walk down the little tiny steps off the stage. Please, Joe,
let's let's talk about it. Okay, because you don't believe
he's a six handicap. Come on, this guy, this guy
is handicapped. He's not a six handicap, but he's got
a lot of problems. That much I can tell you.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
CNN, by the way, prior to the debate, was making
a big deal that Malania didn't get off the plane
with you. Why is she not there? Does it have
to do with Stormy Daniels? Is they're trouble at all?
They even asked Chris Wallace. It was now at CNM
after the debate. They were just hitting the panic button.
But why was Milania not there?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Well, we didn't want any media fanfare, the fake news.
She was there, she was with us, but she doesn't
mean to be all over you. See, I don't need
a handler. We love Milania. I love Milania. She's a
tremendous person, but we don't need a handler like Crook
and Joe. You know, you saw doppler Jill coming out
taking him by the head. They were the tiniest little steps,
(03:57):
tiny they were so small, and he needed help and
she was helping him, and then somebody else was helping
him and we didn't need that. We want to do
a peer strong. We love Milania and she's going to
do a tremendous job again as your first lady. But
we didn't need a distraction. We didn't need anybody going crazy.
And you saw what happened with Jill, with doubler Jill,
(04:18):
she had to play a more important role for crooked Joe,
like caretaker. Maybe you saw that she was the caretaker
and we need that. Thursday night, Yesterday, Thursday night.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Debate a disaster for Biden. Friday morning. It's Friday with
forty five continuing. All right, So the narrative seems to
be no one trying to really make a case. Gavin
Newsome kind of did, though he's warming up in the bullpen.
Kamala thinks that's rightfully hers. She tried to. But nobody's
really trying to make a case for Joe Biden. They're
all ready to punt if they do anything with narratives.
(04:53):
It's all Biden c now, we all saw it. He
can't be president. But Trump did nothing but spread lies.
That's what they do, right, What did you lie about?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
We didn't lie about or anything. We got it all right.
We never lie. Actually, you could look at it. We
never lie We've been more right and more truthful than
anybody's ever been before. We were more honest and honest
Abraham Lincoln they call him honest day if he never
told a lie, and a lot of people understand that.
I'm probably more presidential than any Lincoln unless he's wearing
his hat. I can't pull off the hat. Maybe maybe
(05:24):
we'll come off with Maybe we'll make a big, beautiful
red top at that says maw. Maybe we'll do it.
Who knows, Maybe Jake Tapper will get it. Who knows
that happens. But I think it will be a tremendous look.
Nobody would look better in that than I would. He
know that too, because I look great, and I looked
great last night and had beautiful hair. You saw the hair,
you know my complexion. It was incredible. But we're looking
(05:45):
at h We're looking at what's happening. These are terrible people,
and you saw what happened last night. These are horrible people,
sick people. They say crooked Joe doesn't have it, but
Donald Trump is telling lies. I didn't tell any lies.
I never tell lies. I'm always right, always honest. Nobody
has a better relationship with the facts than I do,
and you saw these terrible things. You have the hoax
(06:08):
is the fake people, the fine people hopes. I call
it the fake people hoops. You have the suckers and losers.
Crooked Joe said I was a sucker and a loser.
Could you believe that I'm a winner? Nobody's on the
one as much as I have. And so they're going
to do very well. You saw what happened last night.
It's an absolute disgrace and we're very happy about it.
(06:29):
But they say I lied, They're lying. These are the
fake news. They're desperate to cover for this guy, and
they're going to do a much better job. They're going
to have to do a much better job if they
want this guy to get over the finished ed because
he is a mess. Let me just tell you, a
total mess. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
It's often said you can't win an election with a debate,
but you can lose one. Joe Biden lost the election
with that debate performance. You did a great job bringing
things back to the economy, bringing things to the border,
bringing things back to foreign policy. How do you rate
your performance?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Well, I write my performance like always one hundred out
of one hundred. It's a perfect stort. You know, nobody's
gonna ad and I have perfect phone calls with Ukraine,
We've talked about it. Perfect calls with Putin, perfect calls
with President Ge of China. We got along very well.
Persu at g and I call him we need the pool.
You understand that because I don't have to say that
in China. He doesn't like that, but I call him
(07:22):
that little rocketman. Tremendous phone calls. They said I wrote
love letters. We didn't write love letters. I called them
short and fat. On Twitter, they say mean tweets. They
also say love letters. Pick one, Okay, you have to
pick one. How could it be a mean tweet if
it's a love letter? How could it be a love
letter if it's a mean tweet. Nobody understands that. You
can't have both at the same time. Heads of tails.
We have to figure it out. But you have these
(07:45):
people and you're watching it again. Horrible job. We did. Tremendous.
We had a perfect night. I call it perfect. Perfect,
like my phone calls. Perfect, like my hair, you understand that, perfect,
Like my rest nothing wrong, perfect, Like my golf swing
is the greatest wing. You understand I taught Tiger woods
I named Tiger Woods. We named him Tiger. We are
(08:07):
responsible to that. We also taught Bryce and Deshambo how
to drive, not a car, how to drive a golf ball.
It goes so far because I taught him. Were perfect.
We had a perfect night.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Believe me, all right, I can't believe on the very
weak Snopes finally seven years late, comes clean on the
comments in South Carolina being manufactured, and yet Joe Biden
went there was that maybe the lowest moment.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
The very fake people oggs. That's what it is. It's
the very fake people. He says he called white supremacists
and neo Nazis. He's a horrible people. And we condemned
those he said. Donald Trump called them very fine people.
I never called him that. And Snopes even says that
even fake Jake Tapper said it. When it happened, he
said he didn't say that. You have a lot of
(08:57):
people who look at it say he didn't that. All
they want to do is cook up hoax after hoax.
We had Russia, Russia, Russia, We had Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine.
You have to say those countries three times, by the way.
You cannot say Russia, Russia, Russia, without saying Russia, Russia,
Russia that much, I could say, you have to go three.
It's called the rule of three. It's a tremendous thing.
We had hoax after hoax, impeachment hoax number one and
(09:20):
peachment hoax number two, indictment hoaxes one through four ninety one.
Camp's incredible, and it still didn't work. These people are
horrible people. They brought up the fake people, hoaks, they
brought up suckers and losers. The only sucker and loser
on the stage was Crooked Joe Biden, and he lost bad.
I can tell you that he lost very bad closing.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Moments with Friday, with forty five, it just all seemed
very orchestrated. I mean, look, the Democrat Party knows that
this guy is cognitively impaired. Anybody that was prepping him
for the debate for eight days knew he was cognitively impaired.
I mean, this was a pre orchestrated disaster waiting to happen.
I suspect to show him the door. Who do you
(10:02):
think you're really going to be running against come November, Well, I.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Hope it's Crooked Joe. I have to say I'm riding
with Biden, and we're riding very well, not like he
rides a bike, but we're riding with Biden. I hope
it's Crooked Joe. You saw that guy. This is like
if you were in a boxing ring and your opponent said,
my arms don't work, my legs don't work, but I
still want to fight you. Okay, let's do it. Let's
do it with everything on the line. I want to
(10:27):
do it. I think it's you know, it looks like
it could be Crooked Joe. If it's not Crooked Joe,
maybe it's Governor newscum. You know, he has worse hair
than I do. Terrible, he's a grease ball. Maybe the
former remember this guy and everybody has a hard time.
Remember I said on the bus with Billy Bush about grabbing,
but this guy actually did the grabbing. Andrew Cuomo, Governor
(10:52):
grabby grabby. You know that. He says you can't take
off your mask, but you could take off other things
if you're his intern. He's a terrible person. Andrew Cuomo.
Maybe he'll be heavy, wants to get back into scene.
But I hope it's Crooked Joe and I am riding
with Bidenias I complete total endorsement. Believe me.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Friday with forty five, post the debate, held to the Chief.
Thanks for your time, mister President.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
God bless you Pizza boy. You don't remember this guy.
You know that.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Pizza Boy has taken off to the point where even
talkbacks are calling me pizza boy. Now, I mean, I've
lived this down. That's Friday with forty five. If you
missed it or the beginning of it, we'll have it
on the podcast for you by nine thirty Central, ten
thirty Eastern.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
All right.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Top five stories of the day on this morning after
the debate, when your morning show continues
They're trying to sell you today. Oh Biden stumbled, But
Trump he did nothing but spread falsehoods. Well, lucky for
you it's Friday, and right someone on that former president
under the hand to the chiefs and what we all say,
he is the power because he takes a shower. Good morning,
mister president.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Well good morning to you and to all the board
that they both made. The boy, that was a wild
night last night. I can't even begin to tell you
what that element was that we were watching, you know,
but I can tell you this. I was keeping score
outlaw President won Pam first President zero, and I have
to say to you know, halfway through the debate, I
(00:41):
smelled something, but he was having such a bad night,
I didn't even want to bring it up. I didn't
even bring it up, but I know he pooped. And
the reason why he didn't want to take a drug test,
it's not because of the illicit substances. It's because they
would have found a heavy, heavy result that says pepto
bismol and emodium to keep him from you know what
(01:03):
happens when he gets a little excited. So they didn't
want to say that, and it didn't work. He filled
his dipper very quickly that I could.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Tell you, Well, there was so much hype about there'll
be no student audience for the first time since Kennedy
and Nixon. That didn't seem to bother you. They're going
to cut off microphones. That didn't seem to bother you. Optically,
it was even worse than audibly for Joe Biden. What
did it look like standing next to him?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Well, it's very hard, you know, It's very hard to
stand next to somebody like that. It felt like you
were at the at disney World with the animatronics. It
was moving and all of this terrible thing. You weren't
sure if you're actually next to a real person or that.
And I don't know what people know, what people think
they watched last night, but what I'm hearing, and I
can look at the website, you know, you go to
(01:51):
the website Donald J. Trump dot com and you could
look at I saw two order slash this morning, mega
hats for Jake Tapper and a bass Could you believe it?
I can't believe it. They're actually voting for me now,
because who would vote for this guy after that train wreck?
And that's an insult of train wrecks. I have to say,
you know, I've seen car accidents and train wrecks in
(02:15):
catastrophes that are easier to look at than what you
saw last night. It really was terrible. And then you
had Doppler. You know they call her ductors, you'll, I
call her Doppler Jill Biden because she wears clothes. You
see the dresses. It looks like I said, if I'm
the store morning on the Doubloreta, you know what I'm
talking about. This is abody who has no idea what
(02:35):
fashion is. And like my wife, my beautiful wife, Milania,
she does a tremendous job. And even Doppler Jill, you
know you still have flipping out last night. These people,
these are people who are very, very upset over what
they saw. We all knew this was the case. Four
years ago. He was talking about how Harry his legs were.
We said, this guy doesn't have it. They said he's fine,
(02:56):
he's perfect, he's vigrant. Remember, they said he's vibrant, and
he said he was a better golfer than me, and
then couldn't walk down the little tiny steps off the stage. Please, Joe,
let's let's talk about it. Okay, because you don't believe
he's a six handicap. Come on, this guy, this guy
is handicapped. He's not a six handicap, but he's got
a lot of problems. That much I can tell you.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
CNN, by the way, prior to the debate, was making
a big deal that Malania didn't get off the plane
with you. Why is she not there? Does it have
to do with Stormy Daniels? Is they're trouble at all?
They even asked Chris Wallace. It was now at CNM
after the debate. They were just hitting the panic button.
But why was Milania not there?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Well, we didn't want any media fanfare, the fake news.
She was there, she was with us, but she doesn't
mean to be all over you. See, I don't need
a handler. We love Milania. I love Milania. She's a
tremendous person, but we don't need a handler like Crook
and Joe. You know, you saw doppler Jill coming out
taking him by the head. They were the tiniest little steps,
(03:57):
tiny they were so small, and he needed help and
she was helping him, and then somebody else was helping
him and we didn't need that. We want to do
a peer strong. We love Milania and she's going to
do a tremendous job again as your first lady. But
we didn't need a distraction. We didn't need anybody going crazy.
And you saw what happened with Jill, with doubler Jill,
(04:18):
she had to play a more important role for crooked Joe,
like caretaker. Maybe you saw that she was the caretaker
and we need that. Thursday night, Yesterday, Thursday night.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Debate a disaster for Biden. Friday morning. It's Friday with
forty five continuing. All right, So the narrative seems to
be no one trying to really make a case. Gavin
Newsome kind of did, though he's warming up in the bullpen.
Kamala thinks that's rightfully hers. She tried to. But nobody's
really trying to make a case for Joe Biden. They're
all ready to punt if they do anything with narratives.
(04:53):
It's all Biden c now, we all saw it. He
can't be president. But Trump did nothing but spread lies.
That's what they do, right, What did you lie about?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
We didn't lie about or anything. We got it all right.
We never lie. Actually, you could look at it. We
never lie We've been more right and more truthful than
anybody's ever been before. We were more honest and honest
Abraham Lincoln they call him honest day if he never
told a lie, and a lot of people understand that.
I'm probably more presidential than any Lincoln unless he's wearing
his hat. I can't pull off the hat. Maybe maybe
(05:24):
we'll come off with Maybe we'll make a big, beautiful
red top at that says maw. Maybe we'll do it.
Who knows, Maybe Jake Tapper will get it. Who knows
that happens. But I think it will be a tremendous look.
Nobody would look better in that than I would. He
know that too, because I look great, and I looked
great last night and had beautiful hair. You saw the hair,
you know my complexion. It was incredible. But we're looking
(05:45):
at h We're looking at what's happening. These are terrible people,
and you saw what happened last night. These are horrible people,
sick people. They say crooked Joe doesn't have it, but
Donald Trump is telling lies. I didn't tell any lies.
I never tell lies. I'm always right, always honest. Nobody
has a better relationship with the facts than I do,
and you saw these terrible things. You have the hoax
(06:08):
is the fake people, the fine people hopes. I call
it the fake people hoops. You have the suckers and losers.
Crooked Joe said I was a sucker and a loser.
Could you believe that I'm a winner? Nobody's on the
one as much as I have. And so they're going
to do very well. You saw what happened last night.
It's an absolute disgrace and we're very happy about it.
(06:29):
But they say I lied, They're lying. These are the
fake news. They're desperate to cover for this guy, and
they're going to do a much better job. They're going
to have to do a much better job if they
want this guy to get over the finished ed because
he is a mess. Let me just tell you, a
total mess. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
It's often said you can't win an election with a debate,
but you can lose one. Joe Biden lost the election
with that debate performance. You did a great job bringing
things back to the economy, bringing things to the border,
bringing things back to foreign policy. How do you rate
your performance?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Well, I write my performance like always one hundred out
of one hundred. It's a perfect stort. You know, nobody's
gonna ad and I have perfect phone calls with Ukraine,
We've talked about it. Perfect calls with Putin, perfect calls
with President Ge of China. We got along very well.
Persu at g and I call him we need the pool.
You understand that because I don't have to say that
in China. He doesn't like that, but I call him
(07:22):
that little rocketman. Tremendous phone calls. They said I wrote
love letters. We didn't write love letters. I called them
short and fat. On Twitter, they say mean tweets. They
also say love letters. Pick one, Okay, you have to
pick one. How could it be a mean tweet if
it's a love letter? How could it be a love
letter if it's a mean tweet. Nobody understands that. You
can't have both at the same time. Heads of tails.
We have to figure it out. But you have these
(07:45):
people and you're watching it again. Horrible job. We did. Tremendous.
We had a perfect night. I call it perfect. Perfect,
like my phone calls. Perfect, like my hair, you understand that, perfect,
Like my rest nothing wrong, perfect, Like my golf swing
is the greatest wing. You understand I taught Tiger woods
I named Tiger Woods. We named him Tiger. We are
(08:07):
responsible to that. We also taught Bryce and Deshambo how
to drive, not a car, how to drive a golf ball.
It goes so far because I taught him. Were perfect.
We had a perfect night.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Believe me, all right, I can't believe on the very
weak Snopes finally seven years late, comes clean on the
comments in South Carolina being manufactured, and yet Joe Biden
went there was that maybe the lowest moment.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
The very fake people oggs. That's what it is. It's
the very fake people. He says he called white supremacists
and neo Nazis. He's a horrible people. And we condemned
those he said. Donald Trump called them very fine people.
I never called him that. And Snopes even says that
even fake Jake Tapper said it. When it happened, he
said he didn't say that. You have a lot of
(08:57):
people who look at it say he didn't that. All
they want to do is cook up hoax after hoax.
We had Russia, Russia, Russia, We had Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine.
You have to say those countries three times, by the way.
You cannot say Russia, Russia, Russia, without saying Russia, Russia,
Russia that much, I could say, you have to go three.
It's called the rule of three. It's a tremendous thing.
We had hoax after hoax, impeachment hoax number one and
(09:20):
peachment hoax number two, indictment hoaxes one through four ninety one.
Camp's incredible, and it still didn't work. These people are
horrible people. They brought up the fake people, hoaks, they
brought up suckers and losers. The only sucker and loser
on the stage was Crooked Joe Biden, and he lost bad.
I can tell you that he lost very bad closing.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Moments with Friday, with forty five, it just all seemed
very orchestrated. I mean, look, the Democrat Party knows that
this guy is cognitively impaired. Anybody that was prepping him
for the debate for eight days knew he was cognitively impaired.
I mean, this was a pre orchestrated disaster waiting to happen.
I suspect to show him the door. Who do you
(10:02):
think you're really going to be running against come November, Well, I.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Hope it's Crooked Joe. I have to say I'm riding
with Biden, and we're riding very well, not like he
rides a bike, but we're riding with Biden. I hope
it's Crooked Joe. You saw that guy. This is like
if you were in a boxing ring and your opponent said,
my arms don't work, my legs don't work, but I
still want to fight you. Okay, let's do it. Let's
do it with everything on the line. I want to
(10:27):
do it. I think it's you know, it looks like
it could be Crooked Joe. If it's not Crooked Joe,
maybe it's Governor newscum. You know, he has worse hair
than I do. Terrible, he's a grease ball. Maybe the
former remember this guy and everybody has a hard time.
Remember I said on the bus with Billy Bush about grabbing,
but this guy actually did the grabbing. Andrew Cuomo, Governor
(10:52):
grabby grabby. You know that. He says you can't take
off your mask, but you could take off other things
if you're his intern. He's a terrible person. Andrew Cuomo.
Maybe he'll be heavy, wants to get back into scene.
But I hope it's Crooked Joe and I am riding
with Bidenias I complete total endorsement. Believe me.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Friday with forty five, post the debate, held to the Chief.
Thanks for your time, mister President.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
God bless you Pizza boy. You don't remember this guy.
You know that.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Pizza Boy has taken off to the point where even
talkbacks are calling me pizza boy. Now, I mean, I've
lived this down. That's Friday with forty five. If you
missed it or the beginning of it, we'll have it
on the podcast for you by nine thirty Central, ten
thirty Eastern.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
All right.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Top five stories of the day on this morning after
the debate, when your morning show continues
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