July 14, 2025 • 4 mins
Stick It To You Airlines
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So we had our visit with Rory O'Neil and did
he indicate it's Delta that's going to start doing it
using the AI to jack up prices. Yeah, it was Delta, right,
and others. I would think others will follow, especially if
they have any success with it.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
But here's the premise. AI knows so much about you.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
It knows where you like to fly, how much you're
willing to pay, the time of day, all that stuff,
and they're gonna it's gonna manipulate you to get the
highest possible price out of you. And if all airlines
do it, you know what's our recourse. It's not the
first time airlines have tried to stick it to us.
It's just a transition from what they were doing bags
(00:44):
and other things to AI. Something we addressed in a
radio cartoon that Red wanted to hear Michael Delta radio cartoon,
tension all morbidly obese passengers.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Those next with me, Oh, thank god, I have been
waiting forever.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Welcome to sticket to you air Thank you. Are we
headed today? It looks like Denver through Memphis. Yeah, I actually,
can you have any carry on luggage?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I have this one little bag that looks like coach,
very lovely.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Can I weigh that? And I guess.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I supposed to have a lot in there. Thirty seven pounds?
That will be sixty seven.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Fifteen sixty seven fifty. What about any luggage? Will you
be checking any luggage on board? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I've got a couple of bags.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Great, Can I get those who need to weigh those? Oh?
I can tell you right now. They feel heavy.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
It's just regular stuff, just closed for a couple of days.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Oh, one hundred and twenty seven pounds, that's pretty next
your five hundred and sixty dollars five hundred and sixty dollars?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Are you're out of your mind?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
No, han, this is ticket to your airlines. I'm just
doing my job right. I'll get those checked right through.
And now I need you.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
What do you mean you need me? I need you.
I'm gonna put you in.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
What do you feel like doing your driver's license at
ninety seven pounds?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
This feels more like just what I thought one eighteen?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Why are you weighing me?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
As you know, all weight leads to fuel cost. You
have to go in three hundred and seventy six dollars out.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I don't mind saying I don't think you need a
meal flight, but will you be wanting one?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Uh no?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
What about peanuts, coffee or soft drink? I'd love Yeah,
that'd be fine, thank you? Salted or honey roasted salted
thirty six seventy five. Do you have any seating preference.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I'd like to sit.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Oh, so you'd like to set?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Well, that's will you be eating a seatbelt?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Of course? Isn't that no extensions?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I have a coupon in my pocket. We get you
that for thirty six twenty seven.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Thanks? You havena want a window or asle.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I'd like to have a window. I'd love to be
able to see the mountains when we.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Fly over Denver. You have have just gotten a bonus.
Let me see what that's gonna be. Tell me metra
sixty seven dollars for them.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Oh my lord.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Are you gonna want the air conditioning?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Well, of course I want air condition it's.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Twenty eight thirty seven.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Are you gonna be wanting to read our stiket to
your magazine?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I want to be for today. That's not only twenty
seven dollars today, but that comes with an annual subscription.
We'll go ahead and get your home address applied to.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
That hold on just a second, the billboard said, ninety
nine dollars one way.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
What is this all yet up to?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Well, right now you're two thousand, three hundred and sixty
five dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Two thousand, three hundred and.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
What thirty six dollars?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Man?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Are you out of your mind?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
No, I'm just a representative of stiket to the airlines.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
All right here, put it on my credit card.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I'm sorry, we don't accept cash. I'm kidding. Got your
two bags checked and you are off.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Here's your boarding passes to Denver and have a safe
flight on stickt to the airlines.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Okay, to get to the gate, do I just go
up the escalator here?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Oh you want to use the escalator, not the skatings.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Not a second, and now they're gonna be ad with
a alright, just tick it to you.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
It only get to ours see some comedy holds forever
So we had our visit with Rory O'Neil and did
he indicate it's Delta that's going to start doing it
using the AI to jack up prices. Yeah, it was Delta, right,
and others. I would think others will follow, especially if
they have any success with it.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
But here's the premise. AI knows so much about you.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
It knows where you like to fly, how much you're
willing to pay, the time of day, all that stuff,
and they're gonna it's gonna manipulate you to get the
highest possible price out of you. And if all airlines
do it, you know what's our recourse. It's not the
first time airlines have tried to stick it to us.
It's just a transition from what they were doing bags
(00:44):
and other things to AI. Something we addressed in a
radio cartoon that Red wanted to hear Michael Delta radio cartoon,
tension all morbidly obese passengers.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Those next with me, Oh, thank god, I have been
waiting forever.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Welcome to sticket to you air Thank you. Are we
headed today? It looks like Denver through Memphis. Yeah, I actually,
can you have any carry on luggage?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I have this one little bag that looks like coach,
very lovely.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Can I weigh that? And I guess.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I supposed to have a lot in there. Thirty seven pounds?
That will be sixty seven.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Fifteen sixty seven fifty. What about any luggage? Will you
be checking any luggage on board? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I've got a couple of bags.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Great, Can I get those who need to weigh those? Oh?
I can tell you right now. They feel heavy.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
It's just regular stuff, just closed for a couple of days.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Oh, one hundred and twenty seven pounds, that's pretty next
your five hundred and sixty dollars five hundred and sixty dollars?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Are you're out of your mind?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
No, han, this is ticket to your airlines. I'm just
doing my job right. I'll get those checked right through.
And now I need you.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
What do you mean you need me? I need you.
I'm gonna put you in.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
What do you feel like doing your driver's license at
ninety seven pounds?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
This feels more like just what I thought one eighteen?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Why are you weighing me?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
As you know, all weight leads to fuel cost. You
have to go in three hundred and seventy six dollars out.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I don't mind saying I don't think you need a
meal flight, but will you be wanting one?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Uh no?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
What about peanuts, coffee or soft drink? I'd love Yeah,
that'd be fine, thank you? Salted or honey roasted salted
thirty six seventy five. Do you have any seating preference.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I'd like to sit.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Oh, so you'd like to set?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Well, that's will you be eating a seatbelt?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Of course? Isn't that no extensions?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I have a coupon in my pocket. We get you
that for thirty six twenty seven.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Thanks? You havena want a window or asle.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I'd like to have a window. I'd love to be
able to see the mountains when we.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Fly over Denver. You have have just gotten a bonus.
Let me see what that's gonna be. Tell me metra
sixty seven dollars for them.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Oh my lord.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Are you gonna want the air conditioning?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Well, of course I want air condition it's.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Twenty eight thirty seven.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Are you gonna be wanting to read our stiket to
your magazine?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I want to be for today. That's not only twenty
seven dollars today, but that comes with an annual subscription.
We'll go ahead and get your home address applied to.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
That hold on just a second, the billboard said, ninety
nine dollars one way.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
What is this all yet up to?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Well, right now you're two thousand, three hundred and sixty
five dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Two thousand, three hundred and.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
What thirty six dollars?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Man?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Are you out of your mind?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
No, I'm just a representative of stiket to the airlines.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
All right here, put it on my credit card.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I'm sorry, we don't accept cash. I'm kidding. Got your
two bags checked and you are off.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Here's your boarding passes to Denver and have a safe
flight on stickt to the airlines.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Okay, to get to the gate, do I just go
up the escalator here?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Oh you want to use the escalator, not the skatings.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Not a second, and now they're gonna be ad with
a alright, just tick it to you.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
It only get to ours see some comedy holds forever
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