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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Everyone. We must stay focused. It's Friday, August the ninth.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You know what that means, Friday Live.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
He's the one I have too. He has the power
because he takes a shower. Good morning, mister President.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Well we're having a tremendous morning. Pizza boy. I have
to say that, and we're doing very well. See pizza boy,
you're doing you're the pizza boy. You're the greatest pizza
boy in the world has ever seen. It's not delivery
in'stell Jorno and it's your morning show. I have to
say that, and you're doing a tremendous job.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I didn't I.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Think I know why Snoop didn't want to be vice president.
He's getting five hundred thousand a day at the Olympics
for two weeks.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
It's unbelievable, you see. And he carries the torch like
nobody's ever carred it. And he would have done so
well for us, and we were looking at it and
we really wanted to do it. And we love JD.
There's a lot of people who say we don't love JD.
We love JD and what he did on the tarmac
yesterday was incredible. But Snoop Dogg does a very good job,
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I have to say that, and he would have done
at a tremendous job as vice president too. But he's
having fun in Paris, which is not an easy thing
to do these days. But we love Snoop. We think
he's a great guy and he's doing a tremendous job. Now,
the Olympics are something that you should be ashamed of,
not you, but I'm a piopil because you have female
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boxing and you have two x y competitors who are
fighting each other, which is not female letters time I check,
but I'm following the science. Look at this, and you
could look at Snoop and you could look at these people.
Snoop Dogg's doing a tremendous job. But the Olympics have
been an unmitigated disaster, and unfortunately he's wrapped up and
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all that, which is a shade. But he's still doing
a tremendous job.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
All right, let's turn to what you just mentioned. The
narrative from the mainstream media is that you're unhappy with
the way things are going, and you might even be
unhappy with JD Vance and they Sugar High and the
momentum of Mama La Kamala and her new VP choice
that you feel like all the momentium has shifted and
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you're now losing. I wasn't born yesterday, But is anybody
buying this ridiculous narrative?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Well, no, I think we're doing incredibly well. I have
to look at that. I have to say that I
think we're doing incredibly well. I think nobody's doing as
well as us. And you look at the fake poles.
These are fake poles and their fake as hell. They're
is fake as Kamala Harris. She's a fake person. She
won't talk to the press. She will not even do
a softball interview with George slappadopolis or snuffle up against
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whatever the hell you want to call them. She won't
do anything easy. Even if you ask her what's your
favorite color, she should come back with some sort of
crazy answer about color and all of these horrible things
and great things and tremendous things about color. She thinks
cloud storage. You look at that, if these cloud storage
happens above us, she says, it exists us.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
That was the case.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
They can't put her in front of cameras the kid
because she's going to say something very very stupid, because
she's a stupid person. We're not unhappy. We're very happy.
We're doing very well, and we're going to win. We're
going to win like nobody's ever seen before. And they
think they're doing well. Every time they get a lot
of people for a rally, it's because there's a free concert.
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You add, megan Na Stallion having a medical episode on
stage in Atlanta. That's what it looks like. People call
it torque, they say it's twrking. I said, I've never
heard of that before. That looked like a seizure to me,
and I was hoping she would find help immediately because
it looked like she was having an episode.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Good your dad's studio fifty four, Your days in studio
fifty four, you've seen those moves before, you know. I
get the feeling somewhere less her Holt is sitting in
a nice, crisp vest all alone, and there's no Kamala.
Now we all know that the plan four years ago
was hired the old man in the basement, but they
had COVID in order to do it. I couldn't do
that this time. It exposed his senility, which created Kamala.
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And now seventeen days and still no news. How long
can they hide her in plain sight.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Well, they're going to try to do it as long
as they can. They're going to try to do it
because they can't put her. You see what happened without
a script. She was on the tarmac after the hostage,
just came home. And by the way, I would have
made a much better deal, but we're very happy to
have these people home. And I only make great deals,
the greatest deals. Believe it or not, we make the greatest.
Nobody makes deals like we do. We make such great deals.
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The deals that we make are second to none, the
gold standard of deals when you look at it. I
even wrote a book It's called The Art of the Deal.
I'm a real artist, not like Hunter Biden. He's a
fake artist. But you look at Kamala on the tarmac.
She talked about diplomacy and strength of diplomacy and crooked
Joe Biden Knowsena Belye be diplomatic and all of these
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different things, and she wounded up saying nothing. In a
twenty second clip, she said diplomacy fourteen times. I can't
believe it. But you see what happens seventeen days, eighteen days,
nineteen days. This is almost three weeks no press conferences.
You know, I held a press conference yesterday at mar
A Lago. I've done more press conferences in the last
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twenty four hours than she's done in the last eighteen days.
I can't believe it. Nobody could believe it. But you
have people saying she's too busy. What is she doing?
She's campaigning. I'm campaigning too, I'm all that press conferences,
are doing interviews. She's doing none of that because she
can't do it, because she's a stupid person. She's a
vicious person, but she's also a very stupid person. A
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cackling hyenail, that's what she is. And they don't want
anybody to see that.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Friday with forty five Nancy Pelosi actually an interview you know,
now that Joe is gone and out of the way.
Now she's saying he's one of the most consequential presidents,
belongs on Mount Rushmore. But he finally surfaced with an
interview out of nowhere, now completely irrelevant.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
And accused that you will not leave if you lose
the election.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
He's stuck out old story lights, I mean, and he
sounded an awful lot like Robert Denier.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Is there any chance Robert Dannier is under that mask.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Well, it's very possible. You look at these people saying
I'm not going to leave if I lose all these
terrible things. First of all, we're not going to lose.
And if we have a fair election movement, I let
it slide that much, I tell you. But you have this,
you have these crazy people. They're saying the crazy things.
They're stuck on the old timeline. They said, I'm going
to be a dictator. I was your president for four years.
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It was the greatest four years. No dictator. You have
these people who are there now actually dictating you have
to wear a mask, you have to wear all of
these things you can't have, you can't go into these places.
If you didn't get the crazy vaccine, you can't do
all of that. And they did that, and they're saying
that they're dictating everything. Gas stows not allowed to have
a guessto, gas car, not allowed to have that. Also,
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it's the horrible thinks. Now they think I'm going to
be a dictator. They're saying, I'm not going to leave
if I lose. What we're not going to do. So
these people are crazy. These are crazy people. This are
sick people. You have Tim Waltz who are stolen more
valids than are valid than Sam Brinton a stolen luggage,
Remember Sam Princeton. They called Jadi Van This is a guy.
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He couldn't stop taking other people's suitcases in the airport.
They called jd Evan's weird. You look at this guy,
he was the nuclear guru. It looked like he was
exposed to nuclear waste, looked like he was radioactive. He
looked like Sid from toy Story. You know what I'm
talking about. You have him. They called jd Evan's weird.
Tim Waltz apparently might have done something with the horse.
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I don't know about it, but they called jade Evan's weird.
We don't need to talk about it. These are terrible people,
and the media is the enemy of the people. You're
the good media, you're the real news. There's a lot
of fakers and a lot of phonies out there, and
these are bad people. These are bad, bad people, and
they try to destroy our country, like Chris Christie destroys
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the public restroom at the White Castle. You know what
I'm looking at it talking about a total meltdown. We
don't want to do that. We don't want to do that,
and we're not gonna let it it happen.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
That's got to be a TV to walk it up
into a White Castle restroom and Chris is in there.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I call it pizza Boy. They call them belly bombs
for a p a reasons. Okay, they call it. They
call them belly bombs. They're like the mother of all bombs.
They go out and that's the end of that. You
got to get ahold new system. So we don't want
to see that, and we're not going to let it happen.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Closing Bummit's are Friday with forty five All right, debate
on or off?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
First of all, we don't do debate, commission debates anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Everything's gone. We've got Kamala Harris who never ran in
the primary and I got it, never got a single
primary vote. In the middle of the night, she's crowned
the nominee. She picks a governor from Minnesota. Now we're
worried about, well debates happen. Nothing is like it used
to be. So if you kamalone, where will it be
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and what would be acceptable for both sides?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Because the American people deserve to hear you too debate.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Well, we're going to debate somewhere. That much I can
tell you. She doesn't want to do it. She doesn't
want to do it. She went to the old debate
that I agreed to with Crookie Joe, but she doesn't
want to do it. She doesn't want to debate. Because
I'm such a skilled person, I can tell you that.
And I am also you understand this BOTHI lingual. I
speak a lot of Spanish. Kamala harris, s una, hyena ca,
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which means she's a cackling guyena. That's what it means.
And she's afraid. She's afraid. She does not want to
be on the stage cackling up the storm. We're going
to debate. We don't know who it's going to do with.
I would love it to be Fox News. She doesn't
want to do that. If we have to do APC
and it's George flapp Adopolis, he's a sloppy guy, we'll
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deal with it. You know, We're going to deal with
all of it because we have to be on a
debate stage with this woman. She's a terrible person and
America has never like this person. Now all of a sudden,
they like her. The more they see her, the less
they're going to like her to look like the sanctimonious.
The more he was in front of cameras, the less
people liked him. But now we love him again. He's
a great guy, even though he's my little dumpling. He
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wanted to be vice president, wasn't tall enough. But you
have Kamala. Nobody likes her. It's hard to like her.
It's impossible to like her. Amahok doesn't even like her.
But what would leave her from a nanny too? It
would happen. Believe me.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
You know, I was looking at that this week, and
I'm thoroughly convinced that whole marriage was so rushed right
before her, you know, launch to run a presidential campaign.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I'm wondering how staged that is. But anyway, I digress, it.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Rightly is sick. It probably is that. And she's a
person who got her career started in ways that I
would say are questionable. That's all I could say.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, yeah, we don't. We don't want to get into that,
all right. So for those that are listening you think
this is a sugar high. You want them to know
that their president isn't afraid at all, and he's as
confident as ever.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Right, we're very confident. Nobody's ever being as confident as us.
You have a sugar high. You have the higher than
Hunter Biden. Believe it or not. They think she's a
great person. Everybody is clamoring for Kamala. They say, we
need Kamala. Got to get Sleepy Joe out. They got
sleepy Crooked Joe out. Now they think Kamala is going
to be better. You know, my great friend, I have
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a great friend. He's one of the wonderful people. He
was in my cabinet at first. I'm Woody Johnson, the
owner of the New York Jets. You know, these fans,
these are great people, but they suffer a lot. And
they see a quarterback who's not very good, and they
want them out of the game, even though they know
the backup isn't much better. They want the quarterback out.
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They get the quarterback out, they put the backup in,
and they think the backup is going to be the
same year, but they really know the backup is awful too,
because there's no such thing as a good New York
Jets quarterback. And it all goes to hell. That's what's
going to happen with Kamala, and the people know that
they want her to be something that she's not. She's
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a cackling hyena. She's a terrible person. Kim Waltz is
a stolen Vala guy. He looks like an overgrown cream puff.
You look at him, he looks like a pastry. He's white,
he's very wide, and he's an overgrown cream puff guy.
And they all know that he's a terrible person too.
This is a Marxist communist ticket and we're going to
defeat it in November. That much, I can tell you,
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because America is not going to vote for communism. They're
just not going to do that.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I didn't think you could top the coaka the Vatican,
but could you do the cackling Kamala in Spanish one more.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Time for me? Kamala Harris. Let me just tell you Spanish,
I invented the language. Kamala Harris s una hyena cacente.
This is what it means. Kamala Harris is a cackling hyena.
And that's our truth.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
That's our fridays with forty five at Sheriffs.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
And thank you, mister President.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Thank you and Ken Lesson.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I needed that
Speaker 2 (13:04):
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