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August 30, 2024 10 mins
The left is accusing Trump of using Arlington Cemetery for a photo op, but, he was invited by the falling soldiers parents. What does he make of that, Kamala’s first interview and the Tulsi Gabbard endorsement?? We will ask, it’s Friday with 45!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Suffer, not mine, former President, and to me, hail to
the Cheefe's the one. I'll say hill too. He has
the power because he takes a shower. Ladies and gentlemen,
it's Friday with forty five. Good morning, mister President.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Well, good morning pizza boy, or should I call you
birthday boy? I had to say nice. We heard, we
heard that it's your birthday today. We are very excited.
And I hear that you've turned. You know, there's over
the hill and then there's over the hill again. You
go over the hill at thirty, you go over the
hill again. You are over the hill twice. The greatest

(00:36):
hell the world has ever seen. Sixty big, beautiful years old.
And I have to say this. The only person who
looked better at sixty than you do was me. That much,
I can tell you. But you look tremendous. I can
tell you that. And your ratings and everything. They're doing
so well and were so happy for you. So happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
And I had a very trump moment yesterday. I nearly
killed myself with heat exhaustion. But I'm telling you it
was just one of those days. My drives were there,
my approach shots were there. I had looks at Birdie.
I was putting great, chipping great, so I didn't want
to stop, and I nearly killed myself. But maybe maybe
like you, my best golf is ahead of me too.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well. I've never almost died on a golf course, I
can tell you that, but I have I have come close.
We know what happened, but I will tell you this.
The only time you could be like me on a
good golf course is if you shoot at sixteen on
an eighteen oh course. I've done it a few times,
and nobody plays golf like I do. But you did
a tremendous job, and we're very happy to see. We

(01:38):
hope you have a great birthday. I could tell you
that you I heard.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Joe Biden plays about as well as you.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Well, they said he says he has a six handicap,
but I think what he was trying to say was
that he has many handicaps. There's a lot of things
wrong with him. So we'll see what happened. You know,
he wished him the best. We saw him at the
beach and we're just very happy. We're happy he didn't
get caught in a rip current, because you know, he
gets caught in metal rip currents all the time, but

(02:06):
we're happy he's doing.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay, what did you make? I mean, you do interviews
all the time, you do the long rallies. There's no
one that can do what you do. But we waited
thirty nine days for that last night. What did you
make of Kamala's package to sit down with CNN?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Well, birthday boy. I have to tell you this. You
know the interview last night, and you're not getting the
original transcript, which means they took out a bunch of
the word salads. You know that she serves up word
salads like nobody's ever seen before. And we watched it.
She says, my values have not change. She says, ovelues

(02:48):
haven't changed. We call it once a commy, always a comic,
and so she's a comedy, you know. Then we call
her cackling comrade COMMI Kamala Harris, that's what we call her.
And she really is horrible. That interview is horrible with Dana.
They call her Diana. He used to call it Dina.
Now they call her Danna. Uh, Dana bash, Dana bash,

(03:10):
and all she does is bash me. But she did
a horrible job list that Kamala did, and the interview
eighteen minutes long. We waited how many days? Thirty nine
days to get an eighteen minute long interview with Freaky Tim.
We call him Freaky Tim, the emotional support pet. You know,
when she didn't know the answer to the question, she
could pass it. It was like phone a friend done.

(03:32):
Who wants to be a millionaire? Everyone on the show
because I was a millionaire. But we look at that.
It's called who wants to be a president? And she
does not want to be a president? So you look
at this, you look at the disgrace, and you said
it not me, but nobody can do what I can do.
Nobody can do it. And you look at that interview.

(03:52):
It was such a mess, and we're so happy she
did it because she says her values haven't changed. So
all of the flip flopping and been a lie and
she lies about everything. It's really incredible.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, I'm more like Comma chameleon.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
All right.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
So now she's punting on evs that was really their administration, Clindra.
She's suddenly for your wall and she's suddenly for fracking,
but her values haven't changed. Oh and she's standing by Israel,
but her values haven't changed.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Well, she says her velues are the same, but her
positions are different. And you see these people that are
doing mental gymnastics trying to jump around and figure out
what the hell she means. Nobody knows what the hell
she means. But she's very dishonest. This is a very
dishonest person, and she lies about a lot. I don't
know if you heard about it, but they're calling it

(04:42):
stolen mcvalor. Apparently this is tackling Comrade Kamala. She never
worked at McDonald's. Could you believe that? She keeps walking
around saying she worked to McDonald She says she did
the French fries. She never worked there. She's been lying
about everything. And can tell you this. I actually helped
invent McDonald's. I built the Golden Archist and I was

(05:05):
very good friends with Ronald McDonald and they were going
to call it McDonald's, believe it or not, and I said, no,
you need to call it McDonald's. They named it after me.
We did so well. And she says she worked there.
She never did that. She never did that.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
But I'll tell you, Harriet gun and a McDonald's once
or maybe he did.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Maybe he didn't, but I will tell you this and
what they're doing in New York. You can carry an
axe answerdent to McDonald's, but they won't prosecute, but they
come after me. I will tell you this. Kamala nomics.
They call it dynamics. It's Kamala nomics. It's hurting everybody.
It's hurting everybody in a bad way. We brought back
because we're still very good friends. We get along very

(05:46):
well with Ronald McDonald. We brought back the five dollars
meal deals. So you're very welcome. And if i'm your president,
we're going to bring back even more deals, not much,
I can tell you, including maybe more of the McRib.
I know everybody loves the McRib.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
In an attempt to Camellan says she'd even welcome GOP
members into her cabinet. Would you welcome democrats into your cabinet?

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Well, we've already welcomed a couple of fantastic Democrats. We
have Robert F. Kennedy Junior. I call him Bobby. He's
a tremendous guy. We've known him for a long time
and he's a fantastic person. We have Chelsea I call
her Hula hula, she says, a hula dance from Hawaii.

(06:31):
She's a tremendous person. She served our country valiantly and
now she's doing very very good things for us. But
she says she would welcome in Republicans. The only Republicans
she would welcome in is probably crying Adam Kinzinger or Liz.
We call a lion Liz Chenney. She looks like miss Piggy.

(06:52):
She looks like Miss Piggy. That's the only people should
bring in, the ones who are on the Unselect committee.
We have beautiful DeMoss on our transition team, Kelsey and Bobby,
and there's going to be a couple more, I think,
because we call him Bobby. We love Bobby. He's a
great guy. He's a tremendous person. I'm the first person

(07:13):
who ever called them Bobby. By the way, I said
you should go by I said you should go by Bobby,
and he said that's a fantastic idea. So we have
beautiful Democrats and we're going to do so well.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Oh hey, got a second, I gotta get some oxygen,
all right. So Friday through forty five they did Dana
or Dana brought up you, questioning her racial identity here
with their response any same old tired playbook, next question, please,
that's it, that's it. Why do you think she didn't
have more to say.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
About that because she doesn't know the answer to the question.
She doesn't know the answer to any questions. Maybe that's
when her earpiece went down. Who knows. But she can't
defend it because anytime you look, she's a different race.
Soon she's going to be painting herself orange just like
me and saying that she's an orange person. She really

(08:10):
is horrible, and you look at her. She's lied about everything.
She lied about McDonald, She lied about how many cases
she's tried. She says she tried hundreds of cases. She
tried about fifty and put people in jail. Shouldn't have
gone to jail, and that's why she wants to put
me in jail. So she's a loser and a liar,
and she does nothing trustworthy. She can't be trusted. Eighteen

(08:33):
minutes of interviews, she looked like she's been through hell.
She actually looked a little hungover. I can tell you that.
And a lot of people say that she has a
drinking problem, but I don't think she has any problem
drinking at all. You listen to her talk, I don't
think she has any problems with that at all.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Would nodding?

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Would you make it?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Timmy just sitting there nodding the whole time? It was
really kind of all right, are you going to have
Jad just start coming out interviews with him?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Just sit there nodobblehead, Well, we call him bubblehead, Tim,
now we call him bubblehead. You look at him, and
he's having a hard time. You know, if I want to,
I want to pimp on Tim bobblehead with a babbling
head and a babbling tamp. And also because he wants
to put them in the boys room, and boys don't
need those. I can tell you that we don't need those.

(09:19):
I have beautiful boys. We've handsome boys, Don and Eric
and of course Baron. Never did they need a tampa ever.
So I don't know what the hell they were doing
in the bathroom. But he's a bobblehead. He was nodding
it long. And he ought to be ashamed of himself too,
because he's a liar too. He's a horrible person too.
There's nothing he doesn't lie about. And we're gonna beat

(09:41):
these people We're gonna win like nobody's ever won before.
It's going to be a very late birthday present for you.
Birthday boy. We can tell you.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
That, and I'll accept it gladly. There you have it,
Friday with forty five, as busy as you are. Thank
you for taking the time to join us today on
a very occasion, my birthday.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Thank you, God bless you. I hope you have a
tremendous birthday, and I hope you have a big, beautiful
pizza birthday cakes that much.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
I always got to get back the pizza boy for
one day. I was enjoying being a birthday boy. Friday
with forty five, Thank you so much. We come back.
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