December 13, 2024 • 11 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Except for not fine Commander in chief overbooked from the
(00:04):
d What a week it's been.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hail to the Chief. He's the one we all say,
Hail to it again, the Person of the Year. Good morning,
mister President.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Well good morning to you, pizza boy. I gotta tell you,
you know, the Person.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Of the Year award is quite an honor. I can
tell you that.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
But we all saw that coming.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
You know, they were thinking of putting Kamala on the cover.
I can't believe it. I said, why the hell would
you put her on the cover? But they were thinking
about putting her on the cover, and she was too
drunk to show off to her photo shoot, and it
didn't work out too well. So we're on the cover.
We're very happy about it.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
She's on the cover of the rolling I'm stoned, you
know that may be. And I know you've taking some
very good pictures. You're you're a very handsome man. But
this picture the Time magazine chose maybe my favorite picture.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Of you ever. Well, it's a beautiful picture, but I
would say, you know, the the better picture to use
would have been either one of two pictures. Right. You
may be familiar with it. A lot of people are
familiar with it.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
We call it the Mona Lisa of mug shots.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Right, there's never been a better mug shot. I can
tell you that there's never been a better mug shot.
You know, you look at it. I look beautiful. A
lot of people said to me, sir, nobody has ever
looked at good in a mug shot before. But the
picture that I would have used, or that I would
have liked to use, would have been.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
The fight picture.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Right with my fist in the air. We were having
a great time getting up off the ground. You know,
they shot me. I got shot in the ear. But
but we did very well.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You know, we got off, we got we said, fight, fight, fight,
and that should have.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Been the picture that we used. But they also took
a fantastic picture for Time magazine. And they have not
been very nice to me over the years. But they are,
you know they are. And I said to them, it
looks like there's a little brown on your nose. Now,
what are you guys doing? Have you been around Crooked
Joe or you? Right? What are we doing? Speaking of that?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Zuckerberg Meta gives you a million dollars. Bezos gives you
a million dollars. Why are all these people trying to
get on the Trump train, Well.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
They want me to take it easier on them, right,
you know what Zuckerberg did in twenty twenty. We know
what Jeff Bezos has been up to. You know, he's
he's been an interesting guy, and he's trying to make
the Washington Post, you know, more respected because nobody respects
them anymore. They are a bunch of fake news, you know,
the A lot of people call them the Washington compposts
(02:33):
right because of what happens. This is a horrible publication.
Mark Zuckerberg and what he did to me over on Facebook,
what he did to so many other people is horrible.
But if they want to come around and they want
to help us make America great again any more, the
merrier that much, I can say.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
All Right, So what a year I mean from the
law fair that tied you up in court was design
I need to destroy you. It actually brought out the
best in you, and really the best in your party.
As you were under gag order, others had to come
speak for you. The party was united behind you. You
never had the campaign, you won the primary. You never
(03:13):
had a debate. You won the primary. You arrived at
the convention a survivor of an assassination attempt, and now
it all ends with a popular vote victory, a somewhat
landslide in the electoral College, and now Person of the Year.
That's an extraordinary year for one human being to have.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Well you call it, excuse me, well, hold on, you
call it a somewhat landslide. It was a big, beautiful landslide.
It was a landslide bigger than Stacy Abrams aft the
boat Jangles. You know what I'm talking about, right, you
know this was a landslide.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
She got the sychg God, and you know it was
a big Well you did.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
That, you know, let's let's look at it. You said,
somewhat landslide. You invited that. This is a terrible thing
to say. I expect it a lot better when I
look at it.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
When I look like that, I don't want what I
do not mean to offend you.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I meant, I mean, you swept all that, you did it. Okay,
you're gonna be all right, You're gonna be okay. It
was a beautiful landslid. I'm going to tell you something.
Nobody has ever seen a landslid like we've seen except Reagan,
who we love, but different times. You know, the media
wasn't as bad. Now we have a horrible media, and
we did a beautiful landslide. We won the popular vote,
we won the electoral college, bigger and better than quite frankly,
(04:25):
possibly anybody ever has since Ronald Reagan. When you look
at it, we did so well and we're very happy
about it. We've had a beautiful year.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
You bring up the Washington Post, I mean, look at
CNN is in the news today. They're getting beat by
the Food Channel. I mean, think of all your enemies
and where you're headed, how united the country is behind you,
how optimistic the country is, and behind you and their
reality I mean beaten by the food.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Well, you look at you look at fake news CNN. Right,
you look at fake New CNN. And there's a lot
of people who watch or they used to watch.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Right, fake New CNN.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
And you mentioned my enemies. So let's go down the
list of the gas giants. Okay, whoopee Goldberg, Stacy Abrams,
Chris Christie, right, all of these people. JB. Pritzker, he's
a big guy. These are people right who are watching CNN,
but they couldn't stay away from the Food Networks for
(05:21):
the very long so they went back to watching and
that's why they lost their ratings. CNN has lost the
gas giants, right, they've lost the Rosie o'donald's who busy
talking to squirrels and she's talking about other things. Even
CNN has lost the gas Giants. Now they're watching the
Food Network. Bobby Flay, he's a Bobby that I don't
(05:43):
really like. We like our Bobby Bobby Kennedy. Right, Guy Fieri,
beautiful person by the way, silly here, beautiful guy. They're
all watching the Food Network now.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, and you know QBC can't be far behind speaking
of great theories, because you just you've got your thumb
on everything.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I never thought about that.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
When you think about it, Food Channel would be their
second choice based on their size. What's your theory on
all the drones? What is going on over the New
Jersey skies?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Well, I have to tell you something. First of all,
they were flying drones over mar A Lango and I
took a few of them down. I don't know if
you know that, but I took a few of them down.
I walked out out to the golf course and I
started blasting very long drives with my beautiful driver and
my good friend Brightson to Shambo. He's a great guy.
(06:34):
I don't know if you know about it, but I
taught him out a golf fantastic person. And you know,
we were taking drones down with the golf walls. We
were shooting them down. But New Jersey's having a problem.
And I got on the phone with a few beautiful
people in New Jersey. There's a great people, smart and
they said to me, sir, what are we going to
do about all these drones? Right? And I said, it's
(06:56):
very easy, very easy thing to do. You have a
guy in New Jersey, he used to be a governor.
He's huge, he's a huge person. You could deploy Chris
Christie and he could catch the drones in his orbit.
It's incredible. It would be perfect. They would have nowhere
(07:18):
else to go. And if worst case scenario happens, you
could fill Chris Christy with helium. You could float him
into the sky and he could eat the drones. Right,
he could eat them, and he would love that. He
would be like it would be like a big flying
pac man in the sky. He'd even probably say walk o,
walk a walk as long.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
As he thought he was going to get to eat something,
so you could.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Float him up there like pac Man. We called him
by the way, we call him snack man because that
guy has not seen a snack that he doesn't like,
right like, No, there's no position. Not only is there
no position to pizza boy, there's no room for that guy.
There's never any room for that guy. There's no room
for him. There's no room for him anywhere. When you
(08:05):
look at there's no room for him. You could put
him in a forty thousand square foot room. It would
be at Max's capacity before he even got his left
leg in there. It's a horrible thing, you know, you
look at him. We could deploy Chris Christy. He could
eat the drones. He could catch the drones in his orbit.
As my good friend Obi Wan Kenobi said, I got
along well with him a cloth and ben he said,
(08:27):
that's no moon, it's a space station. All right.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
What do you make of this bombshell report that is
out on January sixth? So the FBI obviously lied. They're
trying to hide behind but we didn't have undercover agents, No,
but they.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
The opposite.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
The Inspector General reveals that they had undercover informants. Again,
we all knew the games they were playing on January sixth,
But I think this explains why Ray stepped down. But
what do you make of all that's coming out? And
what more can we expect to learn from j Ash
Battel one seas in place.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Well, we love cash, right, they say, it's eight seven
seven cash now, right, JJ Wentworth. By the way, the
FBI is a horrible organization. And I wrote that song
for J. G. Wentworth. I told you that, right, eight
seven seven.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
But we have cash.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
He's coming in, cold hard cash. We love cash. We're
going to clean it up because what they did on
January sixth, to these beautiful people is a horrible thing.
And we knew they were lying. They always lie. They
spied on me, They probably spined on you. Right, you're
a very interesting guy.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
They say, what kind of tests for you today? He's
a very interesting guy.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I like a little bit of basil and maybe some
nice spicy Italian sausage.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Well, they say, you have beautiful taste, and I think
you just showed. You showed everybody. That's a fantastic chap.
But we don't. We have to clean up the FBI,
and we're going to do that, all right.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Let me ask the final question is the infantation to
she who was the intent there?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Well? I get along very well with President g right,
and I was looking maybe he can what we were
looking to do. To be completely honest, he's a nice guy.
We call him Winnie the Pool because he looks like
Winnie the Poop. But we were looking for the best
way to bring in some authentic Chinese food to the inauguration,
(10:29):
and we're hoping he brings it with him all the
way from China, and that's the only thing we want
him to bring from China. The last time something came
over here from China was very mad. But now it's
going to be tremendous. We're letting him in and we're
showing him right. We're showing him, we're showing the rest
of the world right that we are not to be messed.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
With that Daddy's home and it's not.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
To respect America again.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
That's what I could do there.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
He's forty seven elect it's Friday with forty five held
the gv's one. I'll say hell to He has a
power because he takes a shower. Mister President thank you
as always.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Thank you, God bless you.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
You're a fantastic impression.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Have a great weekend, mister President. Twenty one minutes after
the hour. Quick peek at your not one, not two,
but top five stories of the day when your morning
show continues twenty one minutes after the hour,
Except for not fine Commander in chief overbooked from the
(00:04):
d What a week it's been.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hail to the Chief. He's the one we all say,
Hail to it again, the Person of the Year. Good morning,
mister President.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Well good morning to you, pizza boy. I gotta tell you,
you know, the Person.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Of the Year award is quite an honor. I can
tell you that.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
But we all saw that coming.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
You know, they were thinking of putting Kamala on the cover.
I can't believe it. I said, why the hell would
you put her on the cover? But they were thinking
about putting her on the cover, and she was too
drunk to show off to her photo shoot, and it
didn't work out too well. So we're on the cover.
We're very happy about it.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
She's on the cover of the rolling I'm stoned, you
know that may be. And I know you've taking some
very good pictures. You're you're a very handsome man. But
this picture the Time magazine chose maybe my favorite picture.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Of you ever. Well, it's a beautiful picture, but I
would say, you know, the the better picture to use
would have been either one of two pictures. Right. You
may be familiar with it. A lot of people are
familiar with it.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
We call it the Mona Lisa of mug shots.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Right, there's never been a better mug shot. I can
tell you that there's never been a better mug shot.
You know, you look at it. I look beautiful. A
lot of people said to me, sir, nobody has ever
looked at good in a mug shot before. But the
picture that I would have used, or that I would
have liked to use, would have been.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
The fight picture.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Right with my fist in the air. We were having
a great time getting up off the ground. You know,
they shot me. I got shot in the ear. But
but we did very well.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You know, we got off, we got we said, fight, fight, fight,
and that should have.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Been the picture that we used. But they also took
a fantastic picture for Time magazine. And they have not
been very nice to me over the years. But they are,
you know they are. And I said to them, it
looks like there's a little brown on your nose. Now,
what are you guys doing? Have you been around Crooked
Joe or you? Right? What are we doing? Speaking of that?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Zuckerberg Meta gives you a million dollars. Bezos gives you
a million dollars. Why are all these people trying to
get on the Trump train, Well.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
They want me to take it easier on them, right,
you know what Zuckerberg did in twenty twenty. We know
what Jeff Bezos has been up to. You know, he's
he's been an interesting guy, and he's trying to make
the Washington Post, you know, more respected because nobody respects
them anymore. They are a bunch of fake news, you know,
the A lot of people call them the Washington compposts
(02:33):
right because of what happens. This is a horrible publication.
Mark Zuckerberg and what he did to me over on Facebook,
what he did to so many other people is horrible.
But if they want to come around and they want
to help us make America great again any more, the
merrier that much, I can say.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
All Right, So what a year I mean from the
law fair that tied you up in court was design
I need to destroy you. It actually brought out the
best in you, and really the best in your party.
As you were under gag order, others had to come
speak for you. The party was united behind you. You
never had the campaign, you won the primary. You never
(03:13):
had a debate. You won the primary. You arrived at
the convention a survivor of an assassination attempt, and now
it all ends with a popular vote victory, a somewhat
landslide in the electoral College, and now Person of the Year.
That's an extraordinary year for one human being to have.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Well you call it, excuse me, well, hold on, you
call it a somewhat landslide. It was a big, beautiful landslide.
It was a landslide bigger than Stacy Abrams aft the
boat Jangles. You know what I'm talking about, right, you
know this was a landslide.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
She got the sychg God, and you know it was
a big Well you did.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
That, you know, let's let's look at it. You said,
somewhat landslide. You invited that. This is a terrible thing
to say. I expect it a lot better when I
look at it.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
When I look like that, I don't want what I
do not mean to offend you.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I meant, I mean, you swept all that, you did it. Okay,
you're gonna be all right, You're gonna be okay. It
was a beautiful landslid. I'm going to tell you something.
Nobody has ever seen a landslid like we've seen except Reagan,
who we love, but different times. You know, the media
wasn't as bad. Now we have a horrible media, and
we did a beautiful landslide. We won the popular vote,
we won the electoral college, bigger and better than quite frankly,
(04:25):
possibly anybody ever has since Ronald Reagan. When you look
at it, we did so well and we're very happy
about it. We've had a beautiful year.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
You bring up the Washington Post, I mean, look at
CNN is in the news today. They're getting beat by
the Food Channel. I mean, think of all your enemies
and where you're headed, how united the country is behind you,
how optimistic the country is, and behind you and their
reality I mean beaten by the food.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Well, you look at you look at fake news CNN. Right,
you look at fake New CNN. And there's a lot
of people who watch or they used to watch.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Right, fake New CNN.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
And you mentioned my enemies. So let's go down the
list of the gas giants. Okay, whoopee Goldberg, Stacy Abrams,
Chris Christie, right, all of these people. JB. Pritzker, he's
a big guy. These are people right who are watching CNN,
but they couldn't stay away from the Food Networks for
(05:21):
the very long so they went back to watching and
that's why they lost their ratings. CNN has lost the
gas giants, right, they've lost the Rosie o'donald's who busy
talking to squirrels and she's talking about other things. Even
CNN has lost the gas Giants. Now they're watching the
Food Network. Bobby Flay, he's a Bobby that I don't
(05:43):
really like. We like our Bobby Bobby Kennedy. Right, Guy Fieri,
beautiful person by the way, silly here, beautiful guy. They're
all watching the Food Network now.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, and you know QBC can't be far behind speaking
of great theories, because you just you've got your thumb
on everything.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I never thought about that.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
When you think about it, Food Channel would be their
second choice based on their size. What's your theory on
all the drones? What is going on over the New
Jersey skies?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Well, I have to tell you something. First of all,
they were flying drones over mar A Lango and I
took a few of them down. I don't know if
you know that, but I took a few of them down.
I walked out out to the golf course and I
started blasting very long drives with my beautiful driver and
my good friend Brightson to Shambo. He's a great guy.
(06:34):
I don't know if you know about it, but I
taught him out a golf fantastic person. And you know,
we were taking drones down with the golf walls. We
were shooting them down. But New Jersey's having a problem.
And I got on the phone with a few beautiful
people in New Jersey. There's a great people, smart and
they said to me, sir, what are we going to
do about all these drones? Right? And I said, it's
(06:56):
very easy, very easy thing to do. You have a
guy in New Jersey, he used to be a governor.
He's huge, he's a huge person. You could deploy Chris
Christie and he could catch the drones in his orbit.
It's incredible. It would be perfect. They would have nowhere
(07:18):
else to go. And if worst case scenario happens, you
could fill Chris Christy with helium. You could float him
into the sky and he could eat the drones. Right,
he could eat them, and he would love that. He
would be like it would be like a big flying
pac man in the sky. He'd even probably say walk o,
walk a walk as long.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
As he thought he was going to get to eat something,
so you could.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Float him up there like pac Man. We called him
by the way, we call him snack man because that
guy has not seen a snack that he doesn't like,
right like, No, there's no position. Not only is there
no position to pizza boy, there's no room for that guy.
There's never any room for that guy. There's no room
for him. There's no room for him anywhere. When you
(08:05):
look at there's no room for him. You could put
him in a forty thousand square foot room. It would
be at Max's capacity before he even got his left
leg in there. It's a horrible thing, you know, you
look at him. We could deploy Chris Christy. He could
eat the drones. He could catch the drones in his orbit.
As my good friend Obi Wan Kenobi said, I got
along well with him a cloth and ben he said,
(08:27):
that's no moon, it's a space station. All right.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
What do you make of this bombshell report that is
out on January sixth? So the FBI obviously lied. They're
trying to hide behind but we didn't have undercover agents, No,
but they.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
The opposite.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
The Inspector General reveals that they had undercover informants. Again,
we all knew the games they were playing on January sixth,
But I think this explains why Ray stepped down. But
what do you make of all that's coming out? And
what more can we expect to learn from j Ash
Battel one seas in place.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Well, we love cash, right, they say, it's eight seven
seven cash now, right, JJ Wentworth. By the way, the
FBI is a horrible organization. And I wrote that song
for J. G. Wentworth. I told you that, right, eight
seven seven.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
But we have cash.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
He's coming in, cold hard cash. We love cash. We're
going to clean it up because what they did on
January sixth, to these beautiful people is a horrible thing.
And we knew they were lying. They always lie. They
spied on me, They probably spined on you. Right, you're
a very interesting guy.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
They say, what kind of tests for you today? He's
a very interesting guy.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I like a little bit of basil and maybe some
nice spicy Italian sausage.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Well, they say, you have beautiful taste, and I think
you just showed. You showed everybody. That's a fantastic chap.
But we don't. We have to clean up the FBI,
and we're going to do that, all right.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Let me ask the final question is the infantation to
she who was the intent there?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Well? I get along very well with President g right,
and I was looking maybe he can what we were
looking to do. To be completely honest, he's a nice guy.
We call him Winnie the Pool because he looks like
Winnie the Poop. But we were looking for the best
way to bring in some authentic Chinese food to the inauguration,
(10:29):
and we're hoping he brings it with him all the
way from China, and that's the only thing we want
him to bring from China. The last time something came
over here from China was very mad. But now it's
going to be tremendous. We're letting him in and we're
showing him right. We're showing him, we're showing the rest
of the world right that we are not to be messed.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
With that Daddy's home and it's not.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
To respect America again.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
That's what I could do there.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
He's forty seven elect it's Friday with forty five held
the gv's one. I'll say hell to He has a
power because he takes a shower. Mister President thank you
as always.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Thank you, God bless you.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
You're a fantastic impression.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Have a great weekend, mister President. Twenty one minutes after
the hour. Quick peek at your not one, not two,
but top five stories of the day when your morning
show continues twenty one minutes after the hour,
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