Functionally Literate

Functionally Literate

It's a book club! Join Ryan and his friends every other Tuesday as they chat about books (and also tell you all about things they aren't sponsored by). From Mythology and Swords & Sorcery to Urban Fantasy or History, this book club is all about having a good time while exploring diverse literary genres. Currently, the club is making its way through: 14, by Peter Clines

Episodes

July 8, 2025 91 mins

(12/12) The epic conclusion! Who will live? Who will die? Who will get evicted? + a discussion of the entire book at the end.


(00:00) Introduction

(02:45) Chapter 77

(23:07) Chapter 78

(35:22) Chapter 79

(40:23) Chapter 80

(50:45) Chapter 81

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(11/12) The Kavach building is going through it right now, guys. Frickin' cultists...

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June 10, 2025 82 mins

(10/12) Just when the Mystery Gang thinks it's all over, the Cult of the Red Death drags them back into the thick of it.

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May 27, 2025 84 mins

(9/12) A near death experience causes Nate to reevaluate his life. Buckle up, we got some T.

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May 13, 2025 89 mins

(8/12) This is sci-fi now. Another meeting of the minds. The secret of Kavach is revealed. Ryan and Jake talk about the wild ride.

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April 29, 2025 74 mins

(7/12) This time on Big Brother: The Mystery Gang journeys to the center of the Earth!


(00:00) Introduction

(04:37) Chapter 42

(14:09) Chapter 43

(20:09) Chapter 44

(48:57) Chapter 45

(54:32) Chapter 46

(01:01:14) Chapter 47

(01:07:17) Chapter 48

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April 15, 2025 87 mins

(6/12) Hey, don't be like Eddie, okay? Worst kind of manager.

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April 4, 2025 88 mins

The hosts of Functionally Literate read the 99th page of several books and decide if they would or wouldn't read them to celebrate the club's 2nd anniversary.


(00:00) Introduction

(05:26) A Dowry of Blood

(10:48) 1491: Revelations of the Americas before Columbus

(17:14) George Orwell's Why I Write

(20:47) Grimm's Fairy Tales

(23:40) Lilith

(26:40) The Shallows: What The Internet Is Doing To Our Brains

(30:19) The Social...

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April 1, 2025 72 mins

(5/12) AKA The One With All The Writing On The Walls.


Read along with us! We recommend you listen to the ⁠audiobook⁠, but you can get a paper copy ⁠here⁠.

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Produced, directed, recorded and edited by: Ryan Carter

Hosted by: Ryan Carter & Jake Weller.

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March 18, 2025 69 mins

(4/12) The denizens of the Kavatch building are going to get to the bottom of whatever this weirdness is.


Read along with us! We recommend you listen to the ⁠audiobook⁠, but you can get a paper copy ⁠here⁠.

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Produced, directed, recorded and edited by: Ryan Carter

Hosted by: Ryan Carter & Jake Weller.

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March 4, 2025 78 mins

(3/12) We are now beginning to diverge from reality. Suspend some disbelief at the door.


Read along with us! We recommend you listen to the ⁠audiobook⁠, but you can get a paper copy ⁠here⁠.

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Produced, directed, recorded and edited by: Ryan Carter

Hosted by: Ryan Carter & Jake Weller.

Theme music by Jake Welle...

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February 18, 2025 74 mins

(2/12) Nate keeps discovering strange things about his apartment building, and acquires a confidant.


Read along with us! We recommend you listen to the⁠audiobook⁠, but you can get a paper copy⁠here⁠.

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Produced, directed, recorded and edited by: Ryan Carter

Hosted by: Ryan Carter & Jake Weller.

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February 4, 2025 66 mins

(1/12) Nate moves into an unusually cheap apartment near Hollywood and then...weird stuff happens. This has been one of Ryan's favorite novels since high school. This is Jake's first time joining us on the podcast.


Read along with us! We recommend you listen to the audiobook, but you can get a paper copy here.

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January 28, 2025 122 mins

What pushes someone to the point that they feel they have no choice but to commit murder in broad daylight? Today, Ryan and Natalie discuss Harry N. MacLean's In Broad Daylight: A Murder in Skidmore, Missouri.


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Produced, directed, recorded and edited by: Ryan Carter

Hosted by: Ryan Carter & Natalie McNeeley

Theme music by Jake Weller...

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January 21, 2025 85 mins

(2/2) Arthur kills Lucius. Sir Gawaine makes a new friend. Arthur becomes Emperor of Rome.

Read along with us! Zach is reading ⁠⁠⁠a version of the text⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠adapted into modern idiom⁠⁠. Ryan is reading and translating a more archaic version of the text that you can ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠download digitally⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for free.Support us on⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and get ad-free episodes! Or make a one-time donation on⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠PayPal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.Produced, direc...

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January 14, 2025 97 mins

Etched into the casings of the bullets that killed CEO Brian Thompson were the words "Delay," "Deny," and "Depose." Not long after that was reported, the popular connection on the internet was to the book Delay, Deny, Defend: Why Insurance Companies Don't Pay Claims and What You Can Do About It, by Jay M. Feinman. Not long after, Ryan and Clifton read the book and now they're going to tell you ...

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January 7, 2025 93 mins

(1/2) Emperor Lucius of the Roman Empire wants King Arthur to pay tribute. King Arthur would rather be Emperor of Rome.Read along with us! Zach is reading ⁠⁠⁠a version of the text⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠adapted into modern idiom⁠⁠. Ryan is reading and translating a more archaic version of the text that you can ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠download digitally⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for free.Support us on⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and get ad-free episodes! Or make a one-time donation on⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠PayPa...

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December 24, 2024 62 mins
It's Christmas Eve and Zach and Ryan are celebrating the holidays by chatting about Terry Pratchett's holiday book. The Hogfather is assassinated, and for one night Death is filling his shoes! You can buy the book here, or watch the mini-series here. Next week, Zach and Ryan will be telling another Le Morte d'Arthur story.
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December 10, 2024 53 mins

(6/6) We discuss the first (and only) chapter of the sequel to The Princess Bride. It strikes Ryan as more of an epilogue, but hey, he didn't write it...

Read along with us! The next book we'll be reading for Christmas Eve is Terry Pratchett's Hogfather!

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November 26, 2024 93 mins

(5/6) The Turk and the Spaniard save the Man in Black. Buttercup escapes the clutches of Prince Humperdink...or does she?

Read along with us! We're reading the ⁠⁠⁠30th-anniversary edition⁠⁠⁠ of the book. Support us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and get ad-free episodes! Or make a one-time donation on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠PayPal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.


Produced, directed, recorded and edited by: Ryan Carter

Hosted by: Ryan Carter & Cara "Kit" Carter

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