1 Has 2 Go

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now, guys for a round, and one
has to go. One has to go water, central air
and heat doors inside the house. One has to go
central air and water doors or central air and heat.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
You need to take the doors, the doors, Yeah, yeah,
the doors.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah. See that's why I see.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
See, that's that's what happened to you already.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Ain't got no sense. Now you ain't got no dawn doors.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
You ain't. You ain't safe.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Even when you're inside, you're outside.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Listen up in your party. It ain't got no dough.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
So open in here now. You tacked the bed sheet
up at your doorway coming up? You got the least
say something for you swinging through this?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Moving on, one has to go soul food, Caribbean food,
French food. One has to go.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
French food, fish food.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah all right, I can live without a croissant.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
We couldn't embarrass can we call it?

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Or champagne?

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Oh I could really live without champagne.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
I do not? All right.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
One has to go.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
This is after sex.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Now one has to go shower, pillow talk, watching a movie.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
One has to oh, pillow talk? What is we talk
came about? I don't even need no shop but we
have y'all. Y'all need to stop. Listen, y'all need to

(01:59):
stop it.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
You know, yeh boy like you ain't never just fell out.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
You don't never want a babe. Get up.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
It's so damn bushy. Act like you over bathing ass,
move killing ass. You ain't even sexy. Should have been
here with your wife talking about I got to go
bathe get out of here, make me sick at the
off and new.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
I need to go, baby, and you need to be
right behind me. Let's get it. Take your ars over there.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
You can take your eads over there with this little food,
with this little old smoke.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Ass real for thy man sitting up in there, ain't
got no fist or no damn dough.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Hell all right, continuing, Uh, one has to go on you,
facial hair, nice teeth, all ten fingers.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
One has to go Wait a minute, what.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
On you? One has to go facial hair, nice teeth,
all ten fingers.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Facial come on, facial hair Okay, oh I thought you said.
Hell facial.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Starting to look like he missing a lot of facial
haird to run it all up his forehead to the forehead.
Is that considered part of your face? Even if you
go back your.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Hair on it?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Why doing me to die?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
One has to go, tell me said facial hair.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
See, let's have a man that don't want no damn dose.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
He's the most interesting one on the show.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
He said, facial hair.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Off the hell, I didn't know you was ignorant, Junior.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Don't you don't want do?

Speaker 4 (04:01):
All right?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
One? Has you even got it doing your bathroom?

Speaker 3 (04:05):
You just one has to go.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
We're moving on on a woman personality, great cook, great sex.
One has to go.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Oh personally, I'm allletic cooking.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Go yeah, but what'll you're rid of the cooking? You
can ordered some food? Great some food, But.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
I'm what I've been saying. All right, One one has
to go, all right, thank you guys. For one has
to go. Coming up next to the nephew and prank
phone call for today. Right after this, you're listening Morning

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