September 10, 2025 • 11 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for a round it. Would you rather? Would
you rather jet ski in a lake with alligators? Or
would you rather go camping in Bear territory? Camping or skiing.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I'm gonna take my chance with the bath because I
know I'm anna fall off. Really, I'm gonna fall off
the Jessky. I'm gonna fall off the Jeki. Y'all have
you ever an alligator? I can't. I can't beat that
alligator in there, that bear. I can talk some honey
into them. I got I got some.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
You got options? So you think, jorm.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
We we're going camping in the Bear country.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
That I'm not missing with alligator. Have you seen an alligator?
Have you seen? Yeah? We got a better chance with
the bear of the alligator. Get the better we get,
we get way to pooh, honey, we can feed the bath.
Were the bath? The bear wants you for his food? No, no, right,
(01:00):
not over, honey bun.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
There you go with those honey buns. Would you rather
Oreo cookies? Speaking of sweets, or chips, a hoy Oreos chips,
a hoy.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Boat like chocolate carl It. There you go, both chocolate
chip or Oreos chocolate chip. Okay, if they're hot. You
really got me? Okay, oreos? I love I love oreos.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Would you rather sit on sit on the porch with mosquitoes?
Sit on the porch with mosquitoes, or would you should
you rather be in the house with roaches?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Both? Both? I'm sitting with Yeah, I'm not doing them.
Roaches don't fight me? Yeah, okay, do roaches change. I'm
(01:57):
coming out on that porch with some calaman lotion all
your favor.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
My grandmother, I said, came out, hold on anyway, I
don't go. That's all she was. They start conversations and
kill roaches. That's dot you come on now, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
We didn't we didn't talk about this one yesterday. Who
we wanted? But would you rather Mike Tyson or Floyd
Mayweather in that exhibitious flight? Who you picking?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I'd rather they not do it. I love that. If
I gotta choose, If I gotta choose, I'm always Mike
Tyson button. Uh huh you are.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
That's ludicrous, Tommy, that's ludicris.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
That's absolutely man. Y'all go miss round here. Mike looking
for me. I don't need that. You're come here. He's
gonna come in here like Barry Man, you're gonna put
some stick up my names. I gotta be playing with me.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I mean, now, all right, would you rather pull off
all your toenails or go get a pedicure with your ex?
So you're getting a pedicure with your ex with some headphons?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
All right, Stones and State, All.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Right, that's today's round. Would you rather we'll stop it
right there, coming up next to our last break of
the day, and we'll close out the show right after this.
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, everyone,
quick health question. Even though you're still thriving, still loving,
still connecting, did you know your immune system weakens with age.
(03:39):
That's where vaccines come in. They help train and strengthen
your immune response to fight off certain respiratory illnesses like flue, newmacacle, pneumonia, RSV,
and COVID nineteen this fall, ask your doctor which vaccines
you need and visit vacxsist dot com. That's vaxsist dot
com to schedule one or more of vaccines sponsored Ffizer.
(04:01):
All right, guys, here we are our last break of
the day. This has been a fun day. We learned
a lot on this show.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
We did we know we know, uh not to go
eat at a fast food with Junior and sreeport sand
Your daughter was rude to me too.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Let me say this. Let me say this because we
try to surely try to recap our show at the
end sometimes. So just a reminder to everyone. If you
just tuning in and you don't know what we're talking about,
make sure you download the iHeartRadio app, click on the
podcast Best of Steve Harvey Morning Show. Listen to the
(04:40):
whole show. You will be hollering Junior was a fool today.
That's yeah, yeah, Tommy too, both be crazy, but Junior
has some stories today.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
And then Carla, Junior and Tommy got mad at us
because we did the whole thing about Well, we started
off talking about the movie about Richard pr and how
it's been put on hold but online Richard Pryor fans
are debating who should play him and there's a contest
between Marlon Wayans and Mike Epps.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Well then, yeah, it was outstanding.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
And then I just happened to mention that Mike Epps,
don't you think he's the cutest comedian out of all
the comedians?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, and how did that? You just happened to mention
because he is. I mean, look at him, he's cute. Yeah,
I saw Mike. We love Mike, We love Mike. We
knew Mike. Wait for y'all knew Mike existing Okay, so
got well, but y'all ain't gonna let Mike sixy upstain
(05:44):
my six. It's not gonna, sir. Yeah, so we made
a list.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
We said it was Mike Epps, Bill Bellamy, Yeah, Hell,
Damon wayans down.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down. Now. I
love Bill. I love working with Bill, Bill in a medio. Yeah,
he was just on the show last week. That's my dude.
We love Bill love I don't think Bill taller than me.
But Bill ain't sexy to me. I just don't see
that all. That's where you're wrong. You love Bill. We
(06:20):
know Bill. Let me tell you something that's a relaxed
Bill guy. It that you can't have that much hair
like that. That's a relaxed Bill.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Wear got a pert a perm Bill's hairs.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
His hair is about twenty five years. That's been a
really I've seen it put on. I saw I saw
his hair in the wash bowl. I see it. We
don't care. We love we did.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Okay, Now we didn't mentioned Dion Cole.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Wait, you said, yes, he's cute. Yeah, we like, I'm
gonna get that the dam Yeah, Jamon, you know yeah Dion,
Dion right up there with me.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Yeah, yeah, y'all right, y'all, let's see. Okay, what about
d Ray Davis Carlos Hell.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Not Ray, He's cute.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yes, sure, I'll give you another one. Earthquake was in
DC with Quake Hell not quake. No, no, no, we
don't even know how quake got married.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I was just I was just at the wade. What
did you talk? We know, quake guy his lead, you know,
saying good morning Quake as our boy. We love, Yes,
we love quaked depth that's our boy. You don't, you're not.
(07:52):
You don't have a name like earthquake and B six
that's not what that could?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
You shake it up?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
You make shake things up that you ain't and sexy. Wow,
you guys, I'm not touching it. Okay, let's go back,
let's throw back.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Murphy is.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yes, yeah, yes, and very funny.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yes, oh he's funny now yes, but right now, good looking.
I got Norm in my head. It's hard. I got
Norm in my hand, which was standing by the way. Okay,
we love cuddly, we love just you know, just SETI.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I was gonna say, I'm just what.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I'm just trying to figure out what ladies picked to
be saying. Sexy, yeah, cuddly, Yeah, we like that. So
so say it is like the like the jail LeVert
the comedy? Is that? What is that? Coiled it?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Hell?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
That one?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Listen for saying my frat brother. So I'm riding with
him to the So say it up there with me,
up there with me? Okay, so said, and said, And
Dion Cole is up there with me. When they come
to sex, keep it moving, go ahead later.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
That's not it's not.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Carl Shruck.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Are y'all acting like me and Tommy ain't sitting here
acting clearly.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
We ain't over the list, clear clearly waiting for our name.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
We have not.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I got one. I got one.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I think everybody will agree with this. He's he's sexy,
t I t I is sex what I just saw
him Tip ahead of us.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I just saw Tip. He wasn't sexy where I saw him.
The King of the South, all right? I love Tim? Yeah? Yeah,
I don't. Is media forgot Yeah? Exactly. You got to
give the title. Now, he didn't went up there and
done it, so you got to give it here, right, Yeah, rapper,
(10:06):
y'all say, busted me and Tyl. All right, let's close
it out.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Steve Harvey on that listie, this ain't.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Working man, whatever, this list ain't word that and Steve
no he hug.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
He no.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Tex though he's we gotta go. Thanks, thank everybody, tell me,
come on, thank y'all for listening this morning. The words
of my uncle talked to God. He would love to
hear from you until tomorrow. Y'all be in peace, all
that heavy breathing.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
For all Steve Harvey contests. No purchase necessary, void We're prohibited.
Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old,
unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules. Visit Steve Harvey
FM dot com. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
It's time for a round it. Would you rather? Would
you rather jet ski in a lake with alligators? Or
would you rather go camping in Bear territory? Camping or skiing.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I'm gonna take my chance with the bath because I
know I'm anna fall off. Really, I'm gonna fall off
the Jessky. I'm gonna fall off the Jeki. Y'all have
you ever an alligator? I can't. I can't beat that
alligator in there, that bear. I can talk some honey
into them. I got I got some.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
You got options? So you think, jorm.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
We we're going camping in the Bear country.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
That I'm not missing with alligator. Have you seen an alligator?
Have you seen? Yeah? We got a better chance with
the bear of the alligator. Get the better we get,
we get way to pooh, honey, we can feed the bath.
Were the bath? The bear wants you for his food? No, no, right,
(01:00):
not over, honey bun.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
There you go with those honey buns. Would you rather
Oreo cookies? Speaking of sweets, or chips, a hoy Oreos chips,
a hoy.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Boat like chocolate carl It. There you go, both chocolate
chip or Oreos chocolate chip. Okay, if they're hot. You
really got me? Okay, oreos? I love I love oreos.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Would you rather sit on sit on the porch with mosquitoes?
Sit on the porch with mosquitoes, or would you should
you rather be in the house with roaches?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Both? Both? I'm sitting with Yeah, I'm not doing them.
Roaches don't fight me? Yeah, okay, do roaches change. I'm
(01:57):
coming out on that porch with some calaman lotion all
your favor.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
My grandmother, I said, came out, hold on anyway, I
don't go. That's all she was. They start conversations and
kill roaches. That's dot you come on now, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
We didn't we didn't talk about this one yesterday. Who
we wanted? But would you rather Mike Tyson or Floyd
Mayweather in that exhibitious flight? Who you picking?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I'd rather they not do it. I love that. If
I gotta choose, If I gotta choose, I'm always Mike
Tyson button. Uh huh you are.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
That's ludicrous, Tommy, that's ludicris.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
That's absolutely man. Y'all go miss round here. Mike looking
for me. I don't need that. You're come here. He's
gonna come in here like Barry Man, you're gonna put
some stick up my names. I gotta be playing with me.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I mean, now, all right, would you rather pull off
all your toenails or go get a pedicure with your ex?
So you're getting a pedicure with your ex with some headphons?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
All right, Stones and State, All.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Right, that's today's round. Would you rather we'll stop it
right there, coming up next to our last break of
the day, and we'll close out the show right after this.
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, everyone,
quick health question. Even though you're still thriving, still loving,
still connecting, did you know your immune system weakens with age.
(03:39):
That's where vaccines come in. They help train and strengthen
your immune response to fight off certain respiratory illnesses like flue, newmacacle, pneumonia, RSV,
and COVID nineteen this fall, ask your doctor which vaccines
you need and visit vacxsist dot com. That's vaxsist dot
com to schedule one or more of vaccines sponsored Ffizer.
(04:01):
All right, guys, here we are our last break of
the day. This has been a fun day. We learned
a lot on this show.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
We did we know we know, uh not to go
eat at a fast food with Junior and sreeport sand
Your daughter was rude to me too.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Let me say this. Let me say this because we
try to surely try to recap our show at the
end sometimes. So just a reminder to everyone. If you
just tuning in and you don't know what we're talking about,
make sure you download the iHeartRadio app, click on the
podcast Best of Steve Harvey Morning Show. Listen to the
(04:40):
whole show. You will be hollering Junior was a fool today.
That's yeah, yeah, Tommy too, both be crazy, but Junior
has some stories today.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
And then Carla, Junior and Tommy got mad at us
because we did the whole thing about Well, we started
off talking about the movie about Richard pr and how
it's been put on hold but online Richard Pryor fans
are debating who should play him and there's a contest
between Marlon Wayans and Mike Epps.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Well then, yeah, it was outstanding.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
And then I just happened to mention that Mike Epps,
don't you think he's the cutest comedian out of all
the comedians?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, and how did that? You just happened to mention
because he is. I mean, look at him, he's cute. Yeah,
I saw Mike. We love Mike, We love Mike. We
knew Mike. Wait for y'all knew Mike existing Okay, so
got well, but y'all ain't gonna let Mike sixy upstain
(05:44):
my six. It's not gonna, sir. Yeah, so we made
a list.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
We said it was Mike Epps, Bill Bellamy, Yeah, Hell,
Damon wayans down.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down. Now. I
love Bill. I love working with Bill, Bill in a medio. Yeah,
he was just on the show last week. That's my dude.
We love Bill love I don't think Bill taller than me.
But Bill ain't sexy to me. I just don't see
that all. That's where you're wrong. You love Bill. We
(06:20):
know Bill. Let me tell you something that's a relaxed
Bill guy. It that you can't have that much hair
like that. That's a relaxed Bill.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Wear got a pert a perm Bill's hairs.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
His hair is about twenty five years. That's been a
really I've seen it put on. I saw I saw
his hair in the wash bowl. I see it. We
don't care. We love we did.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Okay, Now we didn't mentioned Dion Cole.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Wait, you said, yes, he's cute. Yeah, we like, I'm
gonna get that the dam Yeah, Jamon, you know yeah Dion,
Dion right up there with me.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Yeah, yeah, y'all right, y'all, let's see. Okay, what about
d Ray Davis Carlos Hell.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Not Ray, He's cute.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yes, sure, I'll give you another one. Earthquake was in
DC with Quake Hell not quake. No, no, no, we
don't even know how quake got married.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I was just I was just at the wade. What
did you talk? We know, quake guy his lead, you know,
saying good morning Quake as our boy. We love, Yes,
we love quaked depth that's our boy. You don't, you're not.
(07:52):
You don't have a name like earthquake and B six
that's not what that could?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
You shake it up?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
You make shake things up that you ain't and sexy. Wow,
you guys, I'm not touching it. Okay, let's go back,
let's throw back.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Murphy is.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yes, yeah, yes, and very funny.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yes, oh he's funny now yes, but right now, good looking.
I got Norm in my head. It's hard. I got
Norm in my hand, which was standing by the way. Okay,
we love cuddly, we love just you know, just SETI.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I was gonna say, I'm just what.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I'm just trying to figure out what ladies picked to
be saying. Sexy, yeah, cuddly, Yeah, we like that. So
so say it is like the like the jail LeVert
the comedy? Is that? What is that? Coiled it?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Hell?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
That one?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Listen for saying my frat brother. So I'm riding with
him to the So say it up there with me,
up there with me? Okay, so said, and said, And
Dion Cole is up there with me. When they come
to sex, keep it moving, go ahead later.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
That's not it's not.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Carl Shruck.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Are y'all acting like me and Tommy ain't sitting here
acting clearly.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
We ain't over the list, clear clearly waiting for our name.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
We have not.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I got one. I got one.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I think everybody will agree with this. He's he's sexy,
t I t I is sex what I just saw
him Tip ahead of us.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I just saw Tip. He wasn't sexy where I saw him.
The King of the South, all right? I love Tim? Yeah? Yeah,
I don't. Is media forgot Yeah? Exactly. You got to
give the title. Now, he didn't went up there and
done it, so you got to give it here, right, Yeah, rapper,
(10:06):
y'all say, busted me and Tyl. All right, let's close
it out.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Steve Harvey on that listie, this ain't.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Working man, whatever, this list ain't word that and Steve
no he hug.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
He no.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Tex though he's we gotta go. Thanks, thank everybody, tell me,
come on, thank y'all for listening this morning. The words
of my uncle talked to God. He would love to
hear from you until tomorrow. Y'all be in peace, all
that heavy breathing.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
For all Steve Harvey contests. No purchase necessary, void We're prohibited.
Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old,
unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules. Visit Steve Harvey
FM dot com. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
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