January 6, 2026 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask the CLO, our Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey. All right, ready CLO. Yes, okay, now these
people you don't know, These are not your relatives.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Okay, just win, no problem, okay.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Adrian Adrian and Orland Park says, I'm fifty eight and
newly single. I had a friend come stay with me
and we ran into my ex husband. She said he
was still looking good and asked if he was off limits.
I told her to go for it, but I didn't
mean it. Is it normal for a friend to ask that?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, but see once y'all get a certain age though,
you know, pickets is slim, so you know it ain't
normal for nobody to ask that. But times have changed.
Oh so you all thought about it? Well, I don't
y'all don't handle my coach no whey and me and
(00:56):
don't hand noney either no more because of the Internet.
So I've just but that this generation different, we living
at different times.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Oh yeah, Now that's the truth.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Because if you wrote a book about relationships now, all
you'd have to do is just, uh, just tell people
different creative ways to leave somebody, because that's all they doing.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Ain't nobody staying together.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
So it's different.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, it's very different.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
So no, I mean your it's Normally I would say
it's different and it's odd and unacceptable, and you said
go for it, but you didn't mean it. Yeah, it's
just different now, man.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, she gonna go for it though, she asked.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh, yeah, she's definitely going for it. Yeah, yeah, she
wants this. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh they down at the tavern Saturday.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Not at the tavern. Yeah, I haven't heard that word
in years, Okay if they have though, Moving on, moving
on to Rico.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Some Yeah, going to Baies this Saturday.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
That's the tavern.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Moving on to Rico Clo in Minneapolis. Rico writes, as
a gift, my coworker gave me a half full bottle
of cologne after we slept together. I took the bottle
to the store to tell them it must have been
a mistake. They said that some of the Colonne testers
were stolen recently, and they took my bottle and kept it.
Should I ask my co worker if she stole my gift, what.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Well, you got a bottle that's half fool you already know, hmm.
That And then as somebody says, somebody stole all our testers,
and then they kept your bottle. I let this go, though, Yeah,
(03:09):
we can't fight for everything.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Uh uh.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, let this go.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
And why did he take it back? He was trying
to exchange it for a new bottle.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh you know, she wrapped it up and everything.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
And he figured, oh wow, this a half a bottle.
She didn't know, so she he took it back down there.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Oh okay.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I'll tell you one thing though. When he opened that box,
because he a man, he ain't pay no attention. But
it didn't have that clear, tight cellophane paper on it.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
No more.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
You just went from Christmas paper to the box of colone.
You didn't have to get your fingernails under that tip
and try to uh uh. I promise you that wasn't
on there.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
It was a tester.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It was a tester.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah, yeah, I got me. I had noticed that because
I paid.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Did you notice everything? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
All right.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Moving on to Shana and Irving, Shana writes, my fiance
took a week off from work last month, and I
just found out he normally dresses casually for work, so
I assumed he was going to work when he left home.
His daughter is the one that snitched on him. Why
didn't he tell me he was off?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Because he didn't want to spend his off time with you.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Obviously he wanted to be off, h off, work off
for you, Wow, off of your mind, off his time.
And he left out that house every day like he
was going somewhere. Hey, that man probably just went out
(04:51):
somewhere and sat down and win.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Because this is her fiance, Celo. They're getting married.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Okay, they I gonna make it. Yeah, he tired of
you already.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Already lying to you. Wow. All right, this is the
last one. This is from Eric in Memphis. Eric writes,
my girlfriend's parents got her a new puppy for Christmas.
Her old dog died in twenty twenty four, and I
have been talking about getting another dog when the time
is right. Her parents said they decided it was perfect timing.
(05:29):
I'm planning to propose on her birthday this year. Will
her parents be a problem in our marriage? Good question?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Well, brouh, y'all not, Mary, you ain't proposed. They bought
their daughter dog. Obviously they know the daughter missed a
dog and they bought the dog. Are the parents gonna
be a problem? I don't they bought a dog.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, he thinks they're interfering because.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Well, no, he said he was gonna buy her dog
at what we thought was the appropriate time.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
What do you tell that to her mom and daddy?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Obviously not.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
So they bought the dog. Hey, dog, listen to me.
Obviously you got.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Some control stuff going on if you wanted to have
control of that, and you didn't. It's a dog.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
So what is what are you saying? You think they're
gonna make it when they get married?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Are they gonna I don't know about this married, but
that dog don't have.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
To don't go there.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Huh that's where you go? Have you lost your mind? Puppy?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
He will be playing a puppy. I'm just saying, as
a puppy, you got to whoo Ralphie rapie. I don't
think he's gonna be able to find his way back home.
I've never heard a puppy find their way back home.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
You know.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I can get up there and be a nice, nice,
nice little mountain family, mountain lion family, adopt him or something,
you know.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I see them videos all the time.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
What video? What are you talking about? Don't ask nothing else?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
This morning, nothing showed apt just some white people.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
They're a talking, you're listening hard morning show
It is time to ask the CLO, our Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey. All right, ready CLO. Yes, okay, now these
people you don't know, These are not your relatives.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Okay, just win, no problem, okay.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Adrian Adrian and Orland Park says, I'm fifty eight and
newly single. I had a friend come stay with me
and we ran into my ex husband. She said he
was still looking good and asked if he was off limits.
I told her to go for it, but I didn't
mean it. Is it normal for a friend to ask that?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, but see once y'all get a certain age though,
you know, pickets is slim, so you know it ain't
normal for nobody to ask that. But times have changed.
Oh so you all thought about it? Well, I don't
y'all don't handle my coach no whey and me and
(00:56):
don't hand noney either no more because of the Internet.
So I've just but that this generation different, we living
at different times.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Oh yeah, Now that's the truth.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Because if you wrote a book about relationships now, all
you'd have to do is just, uh, just tell people
different creative ways to leave somebody, because that's all they doing.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Ain't nobody staying together.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
So it's different.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, it's very different.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
So no, I mean your it's Normally I would say
it's different and it's odd and unacceptable, and you said
go for it, but you didn't mean it. Yeah, it's
just different now, man.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, she gonna go for it though, she asked.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh, yeah, she's definitely going for it. Yeah, yeah, she
wants this. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh they down at the tavern Saturday.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Not at the tavern. Yeah, I haven't heard that word
in years, Okay if they have though, Moving on, moving
on to Rico.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Some Yeah, going to Baies this Saturday.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
That's the tavern.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Moving on to Rico Clo in Minneapolis. Rico writes, as
a gift, my coworker gave me a half full bottle
of cologne after we slept together. I took the bottle
to the store to tell them it must have been
a mistake. They said that some of the Colonne testers
were stolen recently, and they took my bottle and kept it.
Should I ask my co worker if she stole my gift, what.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Well, you got a bottle that's half fool you already know, hmm.
That And then as somebody says, somebody stole all our testers,
and then they kept your bottle. I let this go, though, Yeah,
(03:09):
we can't fight for everything.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Uh uh.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, let this go.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
And why did he take it back? He was trying
to exchange it for a new bottle.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh you know, she wrapped it up and everything.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
And he figured, oh wow, this a half a bottle.
She didn't know, so she he took it back down there.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Oh okay.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I'll tell you one thing though. When he opened that box,
because he a man, he ain't pay no attention. But
it didn't have that clear, tight cellophane paper on it.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
No more.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
You just went from Christmas paper to the box of colone.
You didn't have to get your fingernails under that tip
and try to uh uh. I promise you that wasn't
on there.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
It was a tester.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It was a tester.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah, yeah, I got me. I had noticed that because
I paid.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Did you notice everything? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
All right.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Moving on to Shana and Irving, Shana writes, my fiance
took a week off from work last month, and I
just found out he normally dresses casually for work, so
I assumed he was going to work when he left home.
His daughter is the one that snitched on him. Why
didn't he tell me he was off?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Because he didn't want to spend his off time with you.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Obviously he wanted to be off, h off, work off
for you, Wow, off of your mind, off his time.
And he left out that house every day like he
was going somewhere. Hey, that man probably just went out
(04:51):
somewhere and sat down and win.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Because this is her fiance, Celo. They're getting married.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Okay, they I gonna make it. Yeah, he tired of
you already.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Already lying to you. Wow. All right, this is the
last one. This is from Eric in Memphis. Eric writes,
my girlfriend's parents got her a new puppy for Christmas.
Her old dog died in twenty twenty four, and I
have been talking about getting another dog when the time
is right. Her parents said they decided it was perfect timing.
(05:29):
I'm planning to propose on her birthday this year. Will
her parents be a problem in our marriage? Good question?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Well, brouh, y'all not, Mary, you ain't proposed. They bought
their daughter dog. Obviously they know the daughter missed a
dog and they bought the dog. Are the parents gonna
be a problem? I don't they bought a dog.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, he thinks they're interfering because.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Well, no, he said he was gonna buy her dog
at what we thought was the appropriate time.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
What do you tell that to her mom and daddy?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Obviously not.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
So they bought the dog. Hey, dog, listen to me.
Obviously you got.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Some control stuff going on if you wanted to have
control of that, and you didn't. It's a dog.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
So what is what are you saying? You think they're
gonna make it when they get married?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Are they gonna I don't know about this married, but
that dog don't have.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
To don't go there.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Huh that's where you go? Have you lost your mind? Puppy?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
He will be playing a puppy. I'm just saying, as
a puppy, you got to whoo Ralphie rapie. I don't
think he's gonna be able to find his way back home.
I've never heard a puppy find their way back home.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
You know.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I can get up there and be a nice, nice,
nice little mountain family, mountain lion family, adopt him or something,
you know.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I see them videos all the time.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
What video? What are you talking about? Don't ask nothing else?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
This morning, nothing showed apt just some white people.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
They're a talking, you're listening hard morning show
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