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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to ask the clo our chief love Officer,
Steve Harvey, and the building. This is from VET in
Minneapolis that says I hate feet. I hate feet and
touching anyone else's feet creeps me out. My fiance likes
foot rubs, and I was finally honest and told him
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that I'll never rub his feet again. He said it's
a must if I want to have a happy marriage.
Does that sound right to you?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Not really, God, not really, man, because you can go
anywhere and get your foot rub.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, they got them all over man.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
You can go to places there. I'm not gonna lose
no good moment because she don't do foot rub. You
must be out your mind, man, what's wrong with your
stupid man? Come on, hey, man, get your answer. Foot massage.
I was just down a good Feet the other day
in order too of us. They got this foot massage saying.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Right here by goods company called good.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Feet done out just trying or all kinds of stuff.
I'll tell you what though, if you buy them shoes
in there, you don't give a damn about how you look.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Shoes improved of my comfort? Yeah, get them in soles
and get your ass out, of there. If you buy
them recommended shoes, that'll either woo.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I don't know. Yeah, it could go either way. So
you're saying goes some place. I got it. I love
that advice, all right. Moving on to Lasania in Chesapeake.
Lasania writes, I've been dating a man for two months
and he wants me to switch my wigs up every
time we have sex. I told him to buy me
some inexpensive wigs just for sex. He told me to
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get them myself. It's his fantasy, So why should I
buy the wigs?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Hell?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, we've never had this before.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Boy, you come over my house and that was my fantasy. Yeah,
they'd be all on the dressing.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
On the wig hands, Tina turnham.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
On, the wigs be up there that you're just clowning man,
all hell wigs? What is all?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
What is his hair in the shower? This wig hair? Baby?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Damn, just put one on now, I got the names
on all who you gonna be when you put it on? Okay,
just like put it on and coming and today come on, Yeah,
just put that up. Put that jit on the block.
You finsa be all that?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, just put this wig onn don't worry about you
want all these wigs, man, then buy the damn wigs.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Doc.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Bro, if you want a woman to dress a certain
way and you ain't gonna help her body dresses, then
you got to go with what she got.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, hello, yeah that part come on? Yeah all right, Uh,
thank you for that. I were moving on to Preston
and Greenville. Preston writes, my girlfriend is dead, said on
me getting to meet her ex husband and getting me
to meet her ex husband. They don't know, they don't
have any kids. So I told her that she really
should cut all ties with him, and I don't need
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to befriend him. How do I get under and understand
that I'm very serious about this?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Why does she want you to meet him?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
They ain't got no kids, have.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
No kids between them? Uh huh cut all ties?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I mean, you know, really broh bruh. Let her have him.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
She obviously still want to be bonded and tied to
him for some reason.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Let her go.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Man, I'm not finna go dog meet him for what
we were not Finna.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Be cool, That's what he told her.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, no, me and you ain't got nothing. I don't
want nothing with you, and I'll and if y'all ain't.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Got no kids.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Why is it so important that you that the three
of them us have a relationship Because I didn't get
you for him. I got you because I thought you.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Wasn't with him, right right? Apparently about it?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Man?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Please bye, girl, I'm not finna go over here and
do this here.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
All right? Last one, Steve. This is.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
At the meeting. Hey, Chuck was happening? Name my name Charles.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I'm just trying to be friends with Charles Man.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah, don't call me Chuck. You're trying to be extra friendly. Yeah,
who had nickname? I gave you her? Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Last one, Chuck.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
This is from Gloria in Studio City. Gloria says, I
met a man online and our first date was at church.
His church, a few women stared at me during the serm,
and so I asked the guy what was up. He
said they were probably his deceased wife's three sisters. Why
would he invite me to that church.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
To meet the dead wife's three sisters?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Hell, they were just staring at her during the sermon,
not even I.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Was trying to warn it.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Get it was probably my deceased wife's three three sisters.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, three of them.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, they were staring at her during the sermon below.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Man, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
But they couldn't even get staring at her.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, I ain't going down to that church no more.
Me and him. We threw Dayton. Yeah it's over. And
why is your wife dead?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Guy?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
You don't know that you dodged you.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
All he said was my deceased wife's three sisters. Yeah,
why is your wife dead?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Why are we talking about this right here?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Killer?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Eh, you're talking to somebody that's watched too much or
First Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I watched First forty eight all the time. And I'm
telling you right now, man, whoa white man? Whoa?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
They are really not believing in divorce. They own some
whole another, these white men right here.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Man, I'm gonna tell you right now.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Man, if you look, if you die, if y'all going
in the store, if y'all at the home deep or something,
he started looking at a deep freezer, that's a sign.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Flag, that's a sign.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I'm just trying to tell you. You know, if you
show up, show up in the house and you see
some you know, bad acts of concrete, that's a sign.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah. Well, if if he buy a.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
New robot to go out to.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Get robot. They're gonna tie you to that sement and
your ass is fun just oh my goodness.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
So these are the questions Gloria should have asked him
before they started dating.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Why is she did, and especially if he's white.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
You need to know there's no indication in here the
white man.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I've been watching these shows. Man white man ain't doing
divorced that well.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
He all right, coming up, thank you, Stelo. I think
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