February 14, 2025 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask the CLO with our Chief
Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building. This run's from
KB and Edmund KB Wrights. I did a telehealth appointment
in front of my girlfriend so she could hear the
doctor say that I might have the flu. It saved
me from wasting money on an expensive Valentine's dinner. But
(00:22):
now she doesn't want to be around me. I might
have to spend Valentine's Day and at night alone.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Should I admit that I lied?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
It's a lot, you.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Know, bro?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Who are you tell a tell a health thing to
avoid an expensive dinner? And now you triping cause you're
going to be alone? She don't want to be around you.
All this is on you. It's your pahult. She want
us to tell you? Should I tell her? You lie? Well? Bro?
Do you setting your cell phone for the next time
(00:57):
when you have to lie? See? That's the thing. See
when you tell these stupid lies, there's categories to that. Yes, yeah,
the lies are necessary. But you know when you just
tell me stupid? What hurt you want us to do?
(01:19):
You know?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
So you can't be you can't go with Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
How did you think that was gonna work. Dog, you
tell her you got the flu so you ain't got
to buy an expensive Valentine's dinner. Then she can't be
around you because she can't catch your flu and mess
around and miss her days at work. Nah, you're gonna
be alone on Valentine's Day. You're stupid, ain't You ain't thhing?
You just fine off lies. No, you ain't got no backstory,
(01:49):
no history. You ain't thought it out. Man, what we will?
We can't help him.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
We can't.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Sometimes to leave people in there. All swallow, drink that
by yourself, all right?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Moving on to Marlene in Riverside.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Marlene says, last year, my husband bought lingerie for me
to wear on Valentine's Day and it was too small.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
This morning he told me to.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Go see if I could sweeze into that little lingerie
from last year.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
That hurt my feelings? Should I cancel sex on Valentine's tonight?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
First of all, it wasn't too small?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
What what is she said? It was? What do you
say we died like that?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
That was on purpose? What what do you mean put
it on?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Sound like you can't get in it though? Yeah, you
know it's gonna cut a little bit, but just get
it on. Oh goodness, it's gonna cancel sex for Valentine Day,
which you'll see it squeezing anything about you.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Last year because the feelings.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
No, it was really a compliment though that he like
it just the way it is. And if you could
just squeeze in that thing, I'm gonna like the way
it's pushing out on the sides. I'm gonna like all
that girl can put that little tight thing on. You
gotta understand the thought process of a man.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
She didn't.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
It ain't gonna be a circulating loan. We're gonna get
it off. But can I see it? Though? That's the
thought of a man. If you have to cut out
of it, and if you can't see it, that's even better.
You got the right up there with the movie hidden figures.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
What like that. I don't know where that came from,
but the figures, yes, but it worked.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
All right.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
We're moving on to Alvin in Pensacola.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Alvin says, I think my side piece is dealing with
memory loss. She called me late last night wanting to chat.
I thought it was an emergency, so I answered, She's
done it more than once is it on purpose or
because she's old?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Is there old?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Here's the wait, wait, here's here's the question, Steve. Is
there a side piece? Age limit?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
He didn't say how old she was, but his name
is Alvin.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
He said, or does she forget have that neesure? How
old is she? Though? How old? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Alvin?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
But he thought it was an emergency, so right there,
he thought it was like you know, you know e
y'all something like that. Hello, if your side he's has
several medical conditions, You're gonna have to pick up that
phone though, because you this phone call could be a lifeline.
(05:13):
You have to pick up the phone. And that's why
I picked up the phone, because he said, I thought
it was an emergency because you know, he's seeing somebody
that's in the emergency emergency age range.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
So there is an age limit, society piece.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Well, listen to me, it's no age limit to it,
because you have one. Yeah, now you're gonna have to
start picking healthier people. That's for dam And where as
you picking up these side pieces at if they listen.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
To me, if you down at the VA getting one,
if you down at the nursing home, you know you
gotta it's gonna be so come with this.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
How is she dealing with memory loss? And she just
called him and wanted to chat.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I mean that ain't memory loss? Yeah, that ain't what
that is at that age? Then, yeah, that's that's all him. Boy. No,
you gotta know what it is, y'all. You just find
all stuff memory loss. Been't know what age that is.
That might not be memory loss. That's a symptom.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Making your phone call to talk to you is Alzheimer's?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Now what she's a side piece?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
What did she say, Steve? What did she say? Hey?
War No, a feeling? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
You can't remember his name?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
You know? Man? At don't you well Albert? What I
was trying to say? Wait a minute? Hold on? Who
is Albert? You shut?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
You know?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
My mind?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Go in and now.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
None of that?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Hold on, hold on, hold on woman, I'll be there
in a minute. She shove her hold on his wife's name. Yeah,
all these old people, I can't. I can't hear now
this year. Hold on, I gotta sweet for him. Okay,
I'll be another listen, turn put put it on six?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
What what's the journey?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Man? My wife don't know how to work this respirator.
Cut that dance up to the house.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
We gotta go see you.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Hear it here.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Thank you, you're listening hard Morning Show
It is time to ask the CLO with our Chief
Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building. This run's from
KB and Edmund KB Wrights. I did a telehealth appointment
in front of my girlfriend so she could hear the
doctor say that I might have the flu. It saved
me from wasting money on an expensive Valentine's dinner. But
(00:22):
now she doesn't want to be around me. I might
have to spend Valentine's Day and at night alone.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Should I admit that I lied?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
It's a lot, you.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Know, bro?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Who are you tell a tell a health thing to
avoid an expensive dinner? And now you triping cause you're
going to be alone? She don't want to be around you.
All this is on you. It's your pahult. She want
us to tell you? Should I tell her? You lie? Well? Bro?
Do you setting your cell phone for the next time
(00:57):
when you have to lie? See? That's the thing. See
when you tell these stupid lies, there's categories to that. Yes, yeah,
the lies are necessary. But you know when you just
tell me stupid? What hurt you want us to do?
(01:19):
You know?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
So you can't be you can't go with Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
How did you think that was gonna work. Dog, you
tell her you got the flu so you ain't got
to buy an expensive Valentine's dinner. Then she can't be
around you because she can't catch your flu and mess
around and miss her days at work. Nah, you're gonna
be alone on Valentine's Day. You're stupid, ain't You ain't thhing?
You just fine off lies. No, you ain't got no backstory,
(01:49):
no history. You ain't thought it out. Man, what we will?
We can't help him.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
We can't.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Sometimes to leave people in there. All swallow, drink that
by yourself, all right?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Moving on to Marlene in Riverside.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Marlene says, last year, my husband bought lingerie for me
to wear on Valentine's Day and it was too small.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
This morning he told me to.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Go see if I could sweeze into that little lingerie
from last year.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
That hurt my feelings? Should I cancel sex on Valentine's tonight?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
First of all, it wasn't too small?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
What what is she said? It was? What do you
say we died like that?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
That was on purpose? What what do you mean put
it on?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Sound like you can't get in it though? Yeah, you
know it's gonna cut a little bit, but just get
it on. Oh goodness, it's gonna cancel sex for Valentine Day,
which you'll see it squeezing anything about you.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Last year because the feelings.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
No, it was really a compliment though that he like
it just the way it is. And if you could
just squeeze in that thing, I'm gonna like the way
it's pushing out on the sides. I'm gonna like all
that girl can put that little tight thing on. You
gotta understand the thought process of a man.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
She didn't.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
It ain't gonna be a circulating loan. We're gonna get
it off. But can I see it? Though? That's the
thought of a man. If you have to cut out
of it, and if you can't see it, that's even better.
You got the right up there with the movie hidden figures.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
What like that. I don't know where that came from,
but the figures, yes, but it worked.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
All right.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
We're moving on to Alvin in Pensacola.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Alvin says, I think my side piece is dealing with
memory loss. She called me late last night wanting to chat.
I thought it was an emergency, so I answered, She's
done it more than once is it on purpose or
because she's old?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Is there old?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Here's the wait, wait, here's here's the question, Steve. Is
there a side piece? Age limit?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
He didn't say how old she was, but his name
is Alvin.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
He said, or does she forget have that neesure? How
old is she? Though? How old? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Alvin?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
But he thought it was an emergency, so right there,
he thought it was like you know, you know e
y'all something like that. Hello, if your side he's has
several medical conditions, You're gonna have to pick up that
phone though, because you this phone call could be a lifeline.
(05:13):
You have to pick up the phone. And that's why
I picked up the phone, because he said, I thought
it was an emergency because you know, he's seeing somebody
that's in the emergency emergency age range.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
So there is an age limit, society piece.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Well, listen to me, it's no age limit to it,
because you have one. Yeah, now you're gonna have to
start picking healthier people. That's for dam And where as
you picking up these side pieces at if they listen.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
To me, if you down at the VA getting one,
if you down at the nursing home, you know you
gotta it's gonna be so come with this.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
How is she dealing with memory loss? And she just
called him and wanted to chat.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I mean that ain't memory loss? Yeah, that ain't what
that is at that age? Then, yeah, that's that's all him. Boy. No,
you gotta know what it is, y'all. You just find
all stuff memory loss. Been't know what age that is.
That might not be memory loss. That's a symptom.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Making your phone call to talk to you is Alzheimer's?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Now what she's a side piece?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
What did she say, Steve? What did she say? Hey?
War No, a feeling? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
You can't remember his name?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
You know? Man? At don't you well Albert? What I
was trying to say? Wait a minute? Hold on? Who
is Albert? You shut?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
You know?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
My mind?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Go in and now.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
None of that?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Hold on, hold on, hold on woman, I'll be there
in a minute. She shove her hold on his wife's name. Yeah,
all these old people, I can't. I can't hear now
this year. Hold on, I gotta sweet for him. Okay,
I'll be another listen, turn put put it on six?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
What what's the journey?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Man? My wife don't know how to work this respirator.
Cut that dance up to the house.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
We gotta go see you.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Hear it here.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Thank you, you're listening hard Morning Show
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