April 18, 2025 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for ask the CELO Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey in the building.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
He's ready for your love questions. Right.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Joyce in East Orange says, I was working as a
waitress until a month ago. I got fired because I
went out with the customer and his wife had me fired.
I waited on him regularly, but I didn't know he
was married. I'm hurt, but I understand. Should I apologize
to his wife?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Well, I wouldn't. I pretty much stay away from that. Yeah,
don't ever, don't. Don't walk through the door with bullets
coming out of it. I don't recommend it. I don't
(00:51):
recommend that.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
You can.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
You can find out her email or send her a
letter and say I'll give you my word.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
I did not know you could say that, but didn't know.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
More.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
You can't say nothing to faith you didn't know.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Let that go.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
You know that's right?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, yeah, all right?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Moving on to Pooch. Moving on to Pooch in Tampa.
Pooch says, my husband and I got married in February,
but he hasn't moved in with me because I won't
add his name to my deed. I know it sounds crazy,
but I don't know him like that. Am I crazy
for thinking this way? Or do I have the right
(01:28):
to be cautious?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
A little late, yeah, a little late.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Wait a minute, you think putting his name on the deed.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
And him not.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Moving in is a bigger move than y'all got married Harry? Right? Well,
I'm confused. Wait a minute, man, I don't know him
like that. That statement right there?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
That is crazy?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Really?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Why are you married?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
You?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
I don't know him like that?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
You yet you got married? I'm confused about this.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, yeah, you done.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Put the car all in front of the horse, not
a horse? Don't want to act right? And you wonder
why the car ain't going nowhere?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Man? Lady all this is bad because I can't help you.
I can't help him.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Don't put his name under lease on the indeed.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Look y'all, why don't y'all get this thing an before
we go too much further. You don't know him like that,
he wont his name on the title.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
He ain't moving in.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
It's been February, it is April. It's two much. Get
this thing and know what y'all doing. Y'all ain't got
no business together. You don't know I don't know him
like that.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
But you marry him. That's crazy. We went to the halt.
You went to the hat.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Moving on to Lexander and Racine, Lexand says, I've been
dating a great guy for three months and I don't
want to invite him to my house for Easter because
he has two teeth missing on one side. He is
getting dental implants in May, so I will let him
meet my friends after that.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
How should I tell him this?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Listen to me, listen to it like, okay, her name,
lex said, his name probably Robson. So you talked to
rob We need to talk a little bit. Listen, baby,
Easter is coming. Now, you go get your teeth fixed
(03:54):
in May. M First impressions is lasting impressions. Now, I
don't know how I done set through all this whistling
and stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
But you got this sitting.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
You know, you came bight into an apple without looking
like a jack o lanting and so I don't need
to what I'm here from my friends and family. So
I don't want you to meet them until after you
get the repast done inside your head. And why is
it that were waiting on me? Because clear smile says,
you can come in there and walk out with teeth
(04:29):
that day.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
That sight. So a lot of people have that sight to.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
See that side too, see that one right there.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Because see, the reason you can play off that side
tooth is because when you straight on huh and you
do a quarter smile, you can hide it. What happens
here you get down at the spots barn, you bust
out laughing. Now people on the side of you can
(04:56):
look clean through your head to the other side of
the missing on both sides, both your fraying teeth is gone.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, and he's got too.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Missing And I'm telling you there on each side he
missed the frame. Teeth is gone. So when you laugh
real hard, people can see to the other side of
the room. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
So it's a good thing that she's waiting for him
to meet her friends until.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
He gets yeah, okay, yeah, because that ain't gonna work east,
ain't that.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
It ain't that big a deal. Just go to church separately.
You know. He can't come to the dinner, you know,
none of that.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
You can't eat the ball egg over there like that
the hand. He's a great guy, I.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Know, you know, but he biting into his turkey leg.
But it don't quite tell because you need them side teeth.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
You know when can come.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
He can't come for Eastern Memorial Day.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
You got you got it. You gotta wait till uh
fourth of July.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
So he lets you to earn plants in cause when
eating them ribs, you ain't gonna be able to hide
them corner teeth because you've got to show all your
teeth to bite down on them ribs with your front teeth.
You got to get your lips all the way out
to wait to bite down on the rib on with
them front teeth. You got to move your lips. And
once you move your lips, they clearly can see. This
(06:23):
has been them too, nigga. So we talking, We really
talking about fourth of July before they meet him, and
then he got a practice with him because he gonna
cry a lot when he first get them corner teeth
put in because he ain't had them in a while,
and he's gonna be biting down on his tongue a
bunch of times.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
He moved it back.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
I moved in Halloween Private.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I'm moving then, all right. We're moving on to Sabrina
and Portland.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Uh. Sabrina says, my husband bought me a Tesla for
my birthday, and I worked from home, so he started
drying it to work a few days a week. When
I drive it, it doesn't feel new and special anymore.
How do I tell him that he needs to drive
his own car that you told.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Him, just like you told us.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
It's women doing this all over the country, but you
got I jumped in one of Marjory's cars one time.
She told me, Steve, Steve, if you're gonna smoke cigaar,
you can't uh smoke cigar in my car.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
So I'm banned from her cars.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
If I smoke a cigar, A cigar will make your
car now smell brand new. I can tell you that
for a fact. Yeah, all the new car gone with
that new car.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah all right, so there you.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
And I bought the car.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
They can't drive a car, so tell it.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
It is time now for ask the CELO Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey in the building.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
He's ready for your love questions. Right.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Joyce in East Orange says, I was working as a
waitress until a month ago. I got fired because I
went out with the customer and his wife had me fired.
I waited on him regularly, but I didn't know he
was married. I'm hurt, but I understand. Should I apologize
to his wife?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Well, I wouldn't. I pretty much stay away from that. Yeah,
don't ever, don't. Don't walk through the door with bullets
coming out of it. I don't recommend it. I don't
(00:51):
recommend that.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
You can.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
You can find out her email or send her a
letter and say I'll give you my word.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
I did not know you could say that, but didn't know.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
More.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
You can't say nothing to faith you didn't know.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Let that go.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
You know that's right?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, yeah, all right?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Moving on to Pooch. Moving on to Pooch in Tampa.
Pooch says, my husband and I got married in February,
but he hasn't moved in with me because I won't
add his name to my deed. I know it sounds crazy,
but I don't know him like that. Am I crazy
for thinking this way? Or do I have the right
(01:28):
to be cautious?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
A little late, yeah, a little late.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Wait a minute, you think putting his name on the deed.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
And him not.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Moving in is a bigger move than y'all got married Harry? Right? Well,
I'm confused. Wait a minute, man, I don't know him
like that. That statement right there?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
That is crazy?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Really?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Why are you married?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
You?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
I don't know him like that?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
You yet you got married? I'm confused about this.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, yeah, you done.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Put the car all in front of the horse, not
a horse? Don't want to act right? And you wonder
why the car ain't going nowhere?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Man? Lady all this is bad because I can't help you.
I can't help him.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Don't put his name under lease on the indeed.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Look y'all, why don't y'all get this thing an before
we go too much further. You don't know him like that,
he wont his name on the title.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
He ain't moving in.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
It's been February, it is April. It's two much. Get
this thing and know what y'all doing. Y'all ain't got
no business together. You don't know I don't know him
like that.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
But you marry him. That's crazy. We went to the halt.
You went to the hat.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Moving on to Lexander and Racine, Lexand says, I've been
dating a great guy for three months and I don't
want to invite him to my house for Easter because
he has two teeth missing on one side. He is
getting dental implants in May, so I will let him
meet my friends after that.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
How should I tell him this?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Listen to me, listen to it like, okay, her name,
lex said, his name probably Robson. So you talked to
rob We need to talk a little bit. Listen, baby,
Easter is coming. Now, you go get your teeth fixed
(03:54):
in May. M First impressions is lasting impressions. Now, I
don't know how I done set through all this whistling
and stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
But you got this sitting.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
You know, you came bight into an apple without looking
like a jack o lanting and so I don't need
to what I'm here from my friends and family. So
I don't want you to meet them until after you
get the repast done inside your head. And why is
it that were waiting on me? Because clear smile says,
you can come in there and walk out with teeth
(04:29):
that day.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
That sight. So a lot of people have that sight to.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
See that side too, see that one right there.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Because see, the reason you can play off that side
tooth is because when you straight on huh and you
do a quarter smile, you can hide it. What happens
here you get down at the spots barn, you bust
out laughing. Now people on the side of you can
(04:56):
look clean through your head to the other side of
the missing on both sides, both your fraying teeth is gone.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, and he's got too.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Missing And I'm telling you there on each side he
missed the frame. Teeth is gone. So when you laugh
real hard, people can see to the other side of
the room. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
So it's a good thing that she's waiting for him
to meet her friends until.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
He gets yeah, okay, yeah, because that ain't gonna work east,
ain't that.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
It ain't that big a deal. Just go to church separately.
You know. He can't come to the dinner, you know,
none of that.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
You can't eat the ball egg over there like that
the hand. He's a great guy, I.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Know, you know, but he biting into his turkey leg.
But it don't quite tell because you need them side teeth.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
You know when can come.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
He can't come for Eastern Memorial Day.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
You got you got it. You gotta wait till uh
fourth of July.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
So he lets you to earn plants in cause when
eating them ribs, you ain't gonna be able to hide
them corner teeth because you've got to show all your
teeth to bite down on them ribs with your front teeth.
You got to get your lips all the way out
to wait to bite down on the rib on with
them front teeth. You got to move your lips. And
once you move your lips, they clearly can see. This
(06:23):
has been them too, nigga. So we talking, We really
talking about fourth of July before they meet him, and
then he got a practice with him because he gonna
cry a lot when he first get them corner teeth
put in because he ain't had them in a while,
and he's gonna be biting down on his tongue a
bunch of times.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
He moved it back.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
I moved in Halloween Private.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I'm moving then, all right. We're moving on to Sabrina
and Portland.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Uh. Sabrina says, my husband bought me a Tesla for
my birthday, and I worked from home, so he started
drying it to work a few days a week. When
I drive it, it doesn't feel new and special anymore.
How do I tell him that he needs to drive
his own car that you told.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Him, just like you told us.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
It's women doing this all over the country, but you
got I jumped in one of Marjory's cars one time.
She told me, Steve, Steve, if you're gonna smoke cigaar,
you can't uh smoke cigar in my car.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
So I'm banned from her cars.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
If I smoke a cigar, A cigar will make your
car now smell brand new. I can tell you that
for a fact. Yeah, all the new car gone with
that new car.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah all right, so there you.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
And I bought the car.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
They can't drive a car, so tell it.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
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