April 28, 2025 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask the COLO our Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey. This is from Shell in Kansas City. Shell says,
I'm forty four years old. My husband just bought a
new car and he doesn't want me to drive it.
I don't value material things like he does, so I
don't mind if he drives my bins. He said, I
drive badly, Well, so does he. Why is he tripping
(00:22):
like this over his car?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
First of all, let's deal with what you said.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Okay, you said you don't value material.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Things like he does, but like he does, but you
let him drive your bins.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yes, I didn't think that was necessary in this conversation,
because really what we're talking about is he don't want
you to drive his car. But you all materialistic because
if you wasn't, you wouldn't have bought the beans, you'd
the bought.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
A pre Can Go, except.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
You buy business so you could flex well, because he
know you are not the X part the second part,
he don't want you to drive his car cause you drive.
See when he said because you drive bad, you didn't
say no, I don't. You said he does too, which
means the rims on that bens is scarred up you
(01:12):
got little dings and dits all over your beins.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Because you drive badly.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
What you need to get one of them cars with
that automatic park thing on it.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
That's what you need to do.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
And he not gonna let you ding up his new
rims and put all the little beings on his car.
You drive bads, No, we're not gonna. We gotta get
him out if they ain't on that. Why when you
drive your car? Why always something gotta happen.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
So I'm a little close to the car.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Next, you ain't not close? You too close? You hit it?
You drive bad to Yeah, but I don't hit nothing
driver because you have a driver.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
You next question Anita and Madison says, a good friend
of mine and has gained weight, and she goes to
eat with our group, and we all feel like we're
doing her a disservice by not saying anything to her.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Should I pull her to the side and risk hurting
her feelings or should I mind my business to the side.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Cause there's a thing out now called fat shaming, So
to avoid that, I must answer this question different.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Let me just use me and my friends as an example.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Okay, so I'm not even talking to this letter We
have friends in our group that have gained weight, and
right now it's a health issue, so we have to
talk to them different to.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Your They don't take hints, they eat. They eat.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, So like when the bill come, we just hand
the bill to them. Because you ordered the most, and
if we split this even it don't work out because
you had the most. You are the four appetizers because
you couldn't make up your mind which one you wanted.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
So you wanted to taste everything.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
You just split two on trees because you couldn't figure
out which one you want, So you are that both
of them and dessert. Now them sides you got. The
lady told us these are share plates. How you eat
all the coin mass all of them? How you ate
(03:37):
all other skillet potatoes?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
All of them?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
And we love you and we want you here. You
have got to scoot your big behind. I'm under this table.
It's just how I know you finna eat a lot?
Will you take your shoes off to eat something? This
is way past unsnapping your pants. You have took your
(04:05):
shoes off so you could dig your toes into the
hard wood so when you chewing you can get extra grip.
That's a big person? Are those are big people tactics?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
When are you quite done?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
You insist that they bring you a chair with arms
on it so you can lean to the side. Why
are you chewing?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
See?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
That's that's that's big people do stuff like that. You
as a desk chair because you excuse me? Excuse me?
Can I get two extra naps? Who does that?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
You did your own business? Big people?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
You gotta put one up round your shirt collar. You
gotta lay one in your lap and one for your
mouth because it's too much food.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
All right, we're moving right here, We're moving on.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
This is from Calen.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Excuse me, excuse me, We are done. I just said,
excuse me. I'm gonna need full.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Fox check please check me, please check please, because you're crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I'm gonna need faux fox from moving on.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Caleb in Albany writes, my wife called me and I
was in the bathroom at work, and she kept asking
me questions after I told her I would call it
right back. I'm sick of her not respecting me when
I tell her I can't talk. But if I start
hanging up on her, will she understand that?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Well, you was in the bathroom because of what you
ordered yesterday. Technic, this is the same person. Because when
you're in that bathroom you have to focus. You can't
take phone calls. Because when you then eight the all
the coin mash by yourself and had that extra broccolini
(05:57):
with that cheese on it, and you ordered them faux fox.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
This is what's happening now.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Now you're in the bathroom and you need total privacy.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
They don't go together.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
He had weren't.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Using the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Now he got the time and waiting on people to
leave out so he could flushed.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Stop the other the letter was from Tanita. This is
some calem and is a different party.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Caleb is flushing flushing four five times.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
You ain't here too much. I'm just telling you, okay.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
All right, we're moving on because you obviously have no
help for this person.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Okay, don't worry about that. It's just from what you
ate yesterday. Caleb, say that name Caleb. You ever seen
a skinny Caleb?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Caleb? We're moving on. This is the last one.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Demetria in Charleston, I know, right at church on Easter Sunday,
the pastor guess the pastors as the visitors to stand
and he couldn't, I.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Guess because that's what huh stand? I know, cause you
couldn't because of what you ate the other day. Now
you're in church and they didn't asked you to stand
and your big behind can't get up because you're pulling
the pew last time and total and total tote the
book rack off of it.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
But they had the little hymn books.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
You tried to pull that and you toe that him
book racked off the back of a pew.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
So not asking you.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
To stand, and you can't stand because of what you
ate the whole order or corn mash, that's what. Now
you've been in the bathroom mash. Now you're at church
on Easton. You can't stand what it cause? Your Easter
suit in there you bought two weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Don't snap in the front all right?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Feel oh I can't you have? Really you have got.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
To help these people with these weight problems in quick
Where about hurting a feelings?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show
It is time to ask the COLO our Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey. This is from Shell in Kansas City. Shell says,
I'm forty four years old. My husband just bought a
new car and he doesn't want me to drive it.
I don't value material things like he does, so I
don't mind if he drives my bins. He said, I
drive badly, Well, so does he. Why is he tripping
(00:22):
like this over his car?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
First of all, let's deal with what you said.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Okay, you said you don't value material.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Things like he does, but like he does, but you
let him drive your bins.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yes, I didn't think that was necessary in this conversation,
because really what we're talking about is he don't want
you to drive his car. But you all materialistic because
if you wasn't, you wouldn't have bought the beans, you'd
the bought.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
A pre Can Go, except.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
You buy business so you could flex well, because he
know you are not the X part the second part,
he don't want you to drive his car cause you drive.
See when he said because you drive bad, you didn't
say no, I don't. You said he does too, which
means the rims on that bens is scarred up you
(01:12):
got little dings and dits all over your beins.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Because you drive badly.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
What you need to get one of them cars with
that automatic park thing on it.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
That's what you need to do.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
And he not gonna let you ding up his new
rims and put all the little beings on his car.
You drive bads, No, we're not gonna. We gotta get
him out if they ain't on that. Why when you
drive your car? Why always something gotta happen.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
So I'm a little close to the car.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Next, you ain't not close? You too close? You hit it?
You drive bad to Yeah, but I don't hit nothing
driver because you have a driver.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
You next question Anita and Madison says, a good friend
of mine and has gained weight, and she goes to
eat with our group, and we all feel like we're
doing her a disservice by not saying anything to her.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Should I pull her to the side and risk hurting
her feelings or should I mind my business to the side.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Cause there's a thing out now called fat shaming, So
to avoid that, I must answer this question different.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Let me just use me and my friends as an example.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Okay, so I'm not even talking to this letter We
have friends in our group that have gained weight, and
right now it's a health issue, so we have to
talk to them different to.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Your They don't take hints, they eat. They eat.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, So like when the bill come, we just hand
the bill to them. Because you ordered the most, and
if we split this even it don't work out because
you had the most. You are the four appetizers because
you couldn't make up your mind which one you wanted.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
So you wanted to taste everything.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
You just split two on trees because you couldn't figure
out which one you want, So you are that both
of them and dessert. Now them sides you got. The
lady told us these are share plates. How you eat
all the coin mass all of them? How you ate
(03:37):
all other skillet potatoes?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
All of them?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
And we love you and we want you here. You
have got to scoot your big behind. I'm under this table.
It's just how I know you finna eat a lot?
Will you take your shoes off to eat something? This
is way past unsnapping your pants. You have took your
(04:05):
shoes off so you could dig your toes into the
hard wood so when you chewing you can get extra grip.
That's a big person? Are those are big people tactics?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
When are you quite done?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
You insist that they bring you a chair with arms
on it so you can lean to the side. Why
are you chewing?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
See?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
That's that's that's big people do stuff like that. You
as a desk chair because you excuse me? Excuse me?
Can I get two extra naps? Who does that?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
You did your own business? Big people?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
You gotta put one up round your shirt collar. You
gotta lay one in your lap and one for your
mouth because it's too much food.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
All right, we're moving right here, We're moving on.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
This is from Calen.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Excuse me, excuse me, We are done. I just said,
excuse me. I'm gonna need full.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Fox check please check me, please check please, because you're crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I'm gonna need faux fox from moving on.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Caleb in Albany writes, my wife called me and I
was in the bathroom at work, and she kept asking
me questions after I told her I would call it
right back. I'm sick of her not respecting me when
I tell her I can't talk. But if I start
hanging up on her, will she understand that?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Well, you was in the bathroom because of what you
ordered yesterday. Technic, this is the same person. Because when
you're in that bathroom you have to focus. You can't
take phone calls. Because when you then eight the all
the coin mash by yourself and had that extra broccolini
(05:57):
with that cheese on it, and you ordered them faux fox.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
This is what's happening now.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Now you're in the bathroom and you need total privacy.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
They don't go together.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
He had weren't.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Using the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Now he got the time and waiting on people to
leave out so he could flushed.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Stop the other the letter was from Tanita. This is
some calem and is a different party.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Caleb is flushing flushing four five times.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
You ain't here too much. I'm just telling you, okay.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
All right, we're moving on because you obviously have no
help for this person.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Okay, don't worry about that. It's just from what you
ate yesterday. Caleb, say that name Caleb. You ever seen
a skinny Caleb?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Caleb? We're moving on. This is the last one.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Demetria in Charleston, I know, right at church on Easter Sunday,
the pastor guess the pastors as the visitors to stand
and he couldn't, I.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Guess because that's what huh stand? I know, cause you
couldn't because of what you ate the other day. Now
you're in church and they didn't asked you to stand
and your big behind can't get up because you're pulling
the pew last time and total and total tote the
book rack off of it.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
But they had the little hymn books.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
You tried to pull that and you toe that him
book racked off the back of a pew.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
So not asking you.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
To stand, and you can't stand because of what you
ate the whole order or corn mash, that's what. Now
you've been in the bathroom mash. Now you're at church
on Easton. You can't stand what it cause? Your Easter
suit in there you bought two weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Don't snap in the front all right?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Feel oh I can't you have? Really you have got.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
To help these people with these weight problems in quick
Where about hurting a feelings?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
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