May 23, 2025 • 7 mins
Advice from our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask the cheap love officer. The
CLO Steve Harvey, Marina and Nevada says, I was a
bridesmaid in my friend's wedding and at the reception I
was dancing and having a ball until my left breast
popped out.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
All right?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Uh, later on the groom whispered to me that my
breast looked delicious. Was he joking or flirting with me
at his wedding?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Well, definitely wasn't joking. That definitely was not a joke.
I think he was being factual. I do think he
was being factual.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Now what else? Information do you mean? What do you say?
Would it pop out? What are you supposed to say? I?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
No, mine has never popped out, and if it do,
I would just be honest with she had you see,
I've had it out before, out in public, and ain't
nobody bought it up? Nobody learning look at the BREASTO.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Nobody never said it. They look didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Live s research back negative. Nothing to see here?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
All right? All right?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Is that the right question she should be asking? Though? Okay, girl,
what girl?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Stop?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Jeremy In Austin, Jeremy writes, my boss and I are
drinking buddies, but he's crossed the line with me. I'm
a happily married man and I thought he was too.
But he's got a side chick that comes to hang
out with us. He expects me to act like we're
all just hanging out. But that's not cool. How do
I tell him that he's foul and I want no
(02:00):
hearts of it?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Why don't you quit hanging out with him? Why don't
you quit hanging out with him? It ain't your business
for starters, but you ain't got the code sign it,
but you got to quit hanging out when you when
she when she show up, you go home.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Dog. Don't get yourself in that.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
But now also know this, you have some very pertinent information.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
So I fathered. I'm concerned. I got a job for ever.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Okay, I like how you do?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I ain't gonna do
your dog, but then you can't ever do me.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, you will get done, all right. Moving on to
Ayana and Richmond, Ayana says, four years ago, I had
a weight loss surgery before my wedding. My husband is
still overweight and it affects his self esteem. He expects
me to wear big shirts and sweats to cover up
my dream body. And I'm not going to do that.
(03:02):
How can I assure this man that I will still
love his fat behind no matter what?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Oh no, no, put some pressure on his beat.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Hell, put some pressure on his beat again on his beat?
Were your stuff, show your shape? Deal with it? Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
That's it?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Well, I mean what else? Yeah, put some pressure on him.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
She still loves him no matter what.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I love love of fat people.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Really probably not married to them. This is a little different.
It's her husband, okay, but you know, love state and
still state.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I love a lot of fat people, no problem. If
you don't love fat people.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Something with you, that's right, because somebody got to love
your little skankskin it.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
It's a street.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
What is you hurt for? You know, y'all? I'm telling
you right now. You ain't pretty and cute to her?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
About that?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Last one, Steve, We're moving on to Lilia and uh mobile. Uh.
Lila says, I loaned a friend one of my evening
gowns and she returned it without dry cleaning it. I
unzipped the bag in front of her and then zipped
it back up and gave it back to her. She
told me that she preferred for me to clean it
(04:38):
with my own dry cleaner. That I trust. My husband says,
he gets her point. Who's right here.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
With you know? I mean, look what you what you want? Stop?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
First of all, stop loaning your clothes out, because I
believe you have the problem. Why why are we in
the cl How old are y'all?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Say?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
The age?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Okay, well you got a husband, so obviously something's wrong. Yeah,
now now we need to stop this. He'll stop loaning
out your clothes. The next thing. Clean your dress where
you want it clean? Yeah, she obviously because she bought
her clothes.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Now how clean?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
This ain't gonna do like yours? She just gonna take
it down to the laundry. Is washing fold down there
where she goes if you want your dress washing fold?
If you want it washing fold, that's what she do.
She already know that, So take it to the cleaners.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
You like old out of a pound, hold out of
the pound.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
But still, what is her husband agreeing with her friend for?
That's probably what you're mad about too.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
That is well, you know, because he just tried to
offer the quickest fix. If you gotta go back and
forth with your friend about the dress.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
That ain't gonna be good. Bit soues.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Your husband just say, hey, just cleaning way. You want
to get it clean, baby, then it be over with.
Now she gonna take it down there, gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Now. You ain't gonna be able to wear.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
She won't get his shrunk because she's gonna take it
down into the fold and wash.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
That's terrible.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
You know. Down there they don't read no labels.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Everything going with one wash. Your dress gonna be in
there with some sheets and you ain't gonna understand.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
So the point is her husband was just trying to
fix it too. He wasn't trying to that's all he
agree with the friend.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
That's that's all he was.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
So he's on her teams. Yeah, let that go, Sorda, Uhlorida,
what's the sort of celo.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
He just wanted to be over baby.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Uh, that's all he's arguing.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
He just wanted to be over.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
He want to stop talking about the dress.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Let's move on. That's all it is.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Who loan y'all do y'all loan dresses and suits?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Who do that?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
It's a friend in need. I'm not loaning my suit
out your suit, but i ain't loaning it out. You're
going to bring it back. I'll give it to you. Yeah,
I just give it to that, Yeah, for sure. But
there's nothing wrong with loaning. No, if you you can loan, loan,
that's the ladies different from yeah. Yeah, when I got
(07:16):
burnt though loaning.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I believe you, I believe whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I'd rather get. Well, just you know, my friend gave me.
I lent her a suit. She gave it back to me,
balled up in a bag, balled up seriously in the bag.
You like the lady I was balled up. I was like,
thank you, Charley, this is over.
It is time to ask the cheap love officer. The
CLO Steve Harvey, Marina and Nevada says, I was a
bridesmaid in my friend's wedding and at the reception I
was dancing and having a ball until my left breast
popped out.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
All right?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Uh, later on the groom whispered to me that my
breast looked delicious. Was he joking or flirting with me
at his wedding?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Well, definitely wasn't joking. That definitely was not a joke.
I think he was being factual. I do think he
was being factual.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Now what else? Information do you mean? What do you say?
Would it pop out? What are you supposed to say? I?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
No, mine has never popped out, and if it do,
I would just be honest with she had you see,
I've had it out before, out in public, and ain't
nobody bought it up? Nobody learning look at the BREASTO.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Nobody never said it. They look didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Live s research back negative. Nothing to see here?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
All right? All right?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Is that the right question she should be asking? Though? Okay, girl,
what girl?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Stop?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Jeremy In Austin, Jeremy writes, my boss and I are
drinking buddies, but he's crossed the line with me. I'm
a happily married man and I thought he was too.
But he's got a side chick that comes to hang
out with us. He expects me to act like we're
all just hanging out. But that's not cool. How do
I tell him that he's foul and I want no
(02:00):
hearts of it?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Why don't you quit hanging out with him? Why don't
you quit hanging out with him? It ain't your business
for starters, but you ain't got the code sign it,
but you got to quit hanging out when you when
she when she show up, you go home.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Dog. Don't get yourself in that.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
But now also know this, you have some very pertinent information.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
So I fathered. I'm concerned. I got a job for ever.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Okay, I like how you do?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I ain't gonna do
your dog, but then you can't ever do me.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, you will get done, all right. Moving on to
Ayana and Richmond, Ayana says, four years ago, I had
a weight loss surgery before my wedding. My husband is
still overweight and it affects his self esteem. He expects
me to wear big shirts and sweats to cover up
my dream body. And I'm not going to do that.
(03:02):
How can I assure this man that I will still
love his fat behind no matter what?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Oh no, no, put some pressure on his beat.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Hell, put some pressure on his beat again on his beat?
Were your stuff, show your shape? Deal with it? Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
That's it?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Well, I mean what else? Yeah, put some pressure on him.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
She still loves him no matter what.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I love love of fat people.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Really probably not married to them. This is a little different.
It's her husband, okay, but you know, love state and
still state.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I love a lot of fat people, no problem. If
you don't love fat people.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Something with you, that's right, because somebody got to love
your little skankskin it.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
It's a street.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
What is you hurt for? You know, y'all? I'm telling
you right now. You ain't pretty and cute to her?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
About that?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Last one, Steve, We're moving on to Lilia and uh mobile. Uh.
Lila says, I loaned a friend one of my evening
gowns and she returned it without dry cleaning it. I
unzipped the bag in front of her and then zipped
it back up and gave it back to her. She
told me that she preferred for me to clean it
(04:38):
with my own dry cleaner. That I trust. My husband says,
he gets her point. Who's right here.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
With you know? I mean, look what you what you want? Stop?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
First of all, stop loaning your clothes out, because I
believe you have the problem. Why why are we in
the cl How old are y'all?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Say?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
The age?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Okay, well you got a husband, so obviously something's wrong. Yeah,
now now we need to stop this. He'll stop loaning
out your clothes. The next thing. Clean your dress where
you want it clean? Yeah, she obviously because she bought
her clothes.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Now how clean?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
This ain't gonna do like yours? She just gonna take
it down to the laundry. Is washing fold down there
where she goes if you want your dress washing fold?
If you want it washing fold, that's what she do.
She already know that, So take it to the cleaners.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
You like old out of a pound, hold out of
the pound.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
But still, what is her husband agreeing with her friend for?
That's probably what you're mad about too.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
That is well, you know, because he just tried to
offer the quickest fix. If you gotta go back and
forth with your friend about the dress.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
That ain't gonna be good. Bit soues.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Your husband just say, hey, just cleaning way. You want
to get it clean, baby, then it be over with.
Now she gonna take it down there, gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Now. You ain't gonna be able to wear.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
She won't get his shrunk because she's gonna take it
down into the fold and wash.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
That's terrible.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
You know. Down there they don't read no labels.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Everything going with one wash. Your dress gonna be in
there with some sheets and you ain't gonna understand.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
So the point is her husband was just trying to
fix it too. He wasn't trying to that's all he
agree with the friend.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
That's that's all he was.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
So he's on her teams. Yeah, let that go, Sorda, Uhlorida,
what's the sort of celo.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
He just wanted to be over baby.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Uh, that's all he's arguing.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
He just wanted to be over.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
He want to stop talking about the dress.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Let's move on. That's all it is.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Who loan y'all do y'all loan dresses and suits?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Who do that?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
It's a friend in need. I'm not loaning my suit
out your suit, but i ain't loaning it out. You're
going to bring it back. I'll give it to you. Yeah,
I just give it to that, Yeah, for sure. But
there's nothing wrong with loaning. No, if you you can loan, loan,
that's the ladies different from yeah. Yeah, when I got
(07:16):
burnt though loaning.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I believe you, I believe whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I'd rather get. Well, just you know, my friend gave me.
I lent her a suit. She gave it back to me,
balled up in a bag, balled up seriously in the bag.
You like the lady I was balled up. I was like,
thank you, Charley, this is over.
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