June 20, 2025 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right now it is time to ask the CLO Steve Harvey,
chief Love Officer in the building.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Denay in Columbia writes, I worked for my aunt's party,
her party planning business, and I did an engagement party
for one of my friends that I've been having casual
sex with for years. He asked me to have a
menaje twad with him and his fiance because it's his.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Wedding gift from her. Should I give him one last
to rot or tell him to kick rocks?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Well for you to write into the show to see
if you should participate in a menage tis or not,
And then asked me, it only means to me that
you're giving it some serious consideration.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Who else to do it?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Not?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
So what do hear you call it?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Me?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Fo asking me to COASA for this? Because well, let's
look at a couple of things right here. You know,
you know you ain't it, you know you're not going
to be it, and she obviously is okay with this,
(01:16):
and this shouldn't be a mess.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
So hanging there, this ain't gonna last. And I don't
mean to sound.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Spiritual about it, but you best believe this too shall pass.
And all this is gonna piece a bunch of mess.
It's all this is so I can't help you do
like you want to do. Don't call me and ask
me should you sing?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Well, wait a minute now, I am not seeing free
but the fiance gave this to her future husband as
a wedding gift.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Don't get in this mess, beautiful, You're not a gift.
You're a piece of tradable meat. You ain't no gift. Well,
you can thank you all if you will to ah,
y'all crazy? Next one ship All right?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Edna in Detroit.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I'm an older woman and I'm dating again after leaving
a long term relationship. There are not many things for
older couples to do to have fun. Movies make me sleepy,
Bowling is too aggressive, and I don't like picnic skiing,
swimming or any other daredevil activities.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
What do people of my age do for fun on dates?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Okay, now let's go over this. You're an older person.
She's back on the Dayton scene. I didn't say.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Happen but no, But her name is thatna.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Edna is a great clue that you were born before
nineteen sixty, probably sixty. I know you were born before
nineteen seventy. But edna listen to me. If you can't
go to movies because they make you sleepy, if you
can't bowld cause it make you aggressive, You can't ski
because probably you tain't ever been skiing before, and and
(03:05):
all people don't need to try to learn how to
ski because falling is not what you do.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Now you don't yet skiing, swimming, what else, Shirley.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Other dared devil activities?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Swimming is not a Dad Devil activity, movies is not
Dad devil, and bowling is a dare devil activity. What
I suggest is you and him go to an assisted
living facility. And the reason I'm suggested general, don't listen
(03:40):
to me go down to an assisted living facility because
watching movies, bowling and walking is a Dad devil activity.
They need some assist suns. That's what it sounds like.
Can't nothing else?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Hell, we have all activities like bungee jumping.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
You know that ain't what was daddy.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
She ain't saying bolding, skined, swimming and watching.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Movies or any dared devil activities.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
None of them was Dad devil. Dad devil is bungee jumping, sail.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Gud right glad. That's dad devil. The boney. Ain't dad devil?
You're old girl.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
She give her a suggestion, Girl, girl.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
He could let me do this shit.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Girl, He come talking about put your fingers in this
hole on his ball. I said, what, Then he's gonna
talking about something rolling down this plank of wood. Girl,
I was sitting on now, I ain't knowing what to do.
I was so scared. What was y'all doing? Bowling both?
How did you just describe both? Then we had to
go down there, all that noise. Girl, I messed around
(04:56):
and then fell in this thing. They got gutters down there. Girl,
you don't want to be in.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
No gunner, not a guda ball. Oh, she's talking to
her girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Girl, Danny, I'm talking about knocked these pears down. Look
how far out at him? Oh? I said, girl, this
bad right here. He too much, He be wanting to
do too much. I'm gonna have to take me somebody else.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
All right, we're moving on Quay Seller, walk.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Up them steps all the way up through steps, all
the way all the way.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Quay Sela and Huntsville, says. My husband and I live
above our means. And he's always talking about traveling and
seeing the world. I can't see past credit card debt
and car notes, so it's frustrating to me. He can't
understand why I'm stressed. So I stopped having sex to
get his attention. I missed the sex. So is there
a better way?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
What you know? Okay? So Quay Selah, let me ask you.
So got quite right, q Q.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
You don't want to travel mm hmm, and you don't
want to have sex.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
She's stressed.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Well guess well, well, guess what Herbert gonna do?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Qucella and Herbert Herbert.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
HQ headquarters raise.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Herbert is gonna find somebody that like to travel, that
don't get stressed out and want to have sex.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
That's coming.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
But you know she's stressed because you know they're living
above their means. She says it's about the money.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
They compromise. There is a compromise, and she'd havene made it.
She didn't just shot it. We're not having sex.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
But she regrets that decision.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
She regrets the start having sex tonight. She wants to
as soon as Herbert get in from work.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Herbert, because you know Herbert done that because they oh,
they got Quay Sella.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
He is heating and air he do.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Air condition Oh does he okay? Well that's good money.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, that's good money. And and and Herbert deserved the
life he working for. You need to have sex with
Herbert before he crawled up in one of the windows.
He down there working on bo he all in the bushes,
looking at the wom look at him. Herb gonna mentioned
on tap on one of good windows. And somebody gonna
let me inquire because some other people stretched out to it.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
They handle it different.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
All right, thank you, cilo, you're listening. Steve Harvey Morning
Show
Right now it is time to ask the CLO Steve Harvey,
chief Love Officer in the building.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Denay in Columbia writes, I worked for my aunt's party,
her party planning business, and I did an engagement party
for one of my friends that I've been having casual
sex with for years. He asked me to have a
menaje twad with him and his fiance because it's his.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Wedding gift from her. Should I give him one last
to rot or tell him to kick rocks?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Well for you to write into the show to see
if you should participate in a menage tis or not,
And then asked me, it only means to me that
you're giving it some serious consideration.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Who else to do it?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Not?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
So what do hear you call it?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Me?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Fo asking me to COASA for this? Because well, let's
look at a couple of things right here. You know,
you know you ain't it, you know you're not going
to be it, and she obviously is okay with this,
(01:16):
and this shouldn't be a mess.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
So hanging there, this ain't gonna last. And I don't
mean to sound.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Spiritual about it, but you best believe this too shall pass.
And all this is gonna piece a bunch of mess.
It's all this is so I can't help you do
like you want to do. Don't call me and ask
me should you sing?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Well, wait a minute now, I am not seeing free
but the fiance gave this to her future husband as
a wedding gift.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Don't get in this mess, beautiful, You're not a gift.
You're a piece of tradable meat. You ain't no gift. Well,
you can thank you all if you will to ah,
y'all crazy? Next one ship All right?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Edna in Detroit.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I'm an older woman and I'm dating again after leaving
a long term relationship. There are not many things for
older couples to do to have fun. Movies make me sleepy,
Bowling is too aggressive, and I don't like picnic skiing,
swimming or any other daredevil activities.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
What do people of my age do for fun on dates?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Okay, now let's go over this. You're an older person.
She's back on the Dayton scene. I didn't say.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Happen but no, But her name is thatna.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Edna is a great clue that you were born before
nineteen sixty, probably sixty. I know you were born before
nineteen seventy. But edna listen to me. If you can't
go to movies because they make you sleepy, if you
can't bowld cause it make you aggressive, You can't ski
because probably you tain't ever been skiing before, and and
(03:05):
all people don't need to try to learn how to
ski because falling is not what you do.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Now you don't yet skiing, swimming, what else, Shirley.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Other dared devil activities?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Swimming is not a Dad Devil activity, movies is not
Dad devil, and bowling is a dare devil activity. What
I suggest is you and him go to an assisted
living facility. And the reason I'm suggested general, don't listen
(03:40):
to me go down to an assisted living facility because
watching movies, bowling and walking is a Dad devil activity.
They need some assist suns. That's what it sounds like.
Can't nothing else?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Hell, we have all activities like bungee jumping.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
You know that ain't what was daddy.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
She ain't saying bolding, skined, swimming and watching.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Movies or any dared devil activities.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
None of them was Dad devil. Dad devil is bungee jumping, sail.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Gud right glad. That's dad devil. The boney. Ain't dad devil?
You're old girl.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
She give her a suggestion, Girl, girl.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
He could let me do this shit.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Girl, He come talking about put your fingers in this
hole on his ball. I said, what, Then he's gonna
talking about something rolling down this plank of wood. Girl,
I was sitting on now, I ain't knowing what to do.
I was so scared. What was y'all doing? Bowling both?
How did you just describe both? Then we had to
go down there, all that noise. Girl, I messed around
(04:56):
and then fell in this thing. They got gutters down there. Girl,
you don't want to be in.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
No gunner, not a guda ball. Oh, she's talking to
her girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Girl, Danny, I'm talking about knocked these pears down. Look
how far out at him? Oh? I said, girl, this
bad right here. He too much, He be wanting to
do too much. I'm gonna have to take me somebody else.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
All right, we're moving on Quay Seller, walk.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Up them steps all the way up through steps, all
the way all the way.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Quay Sela and Huntsville, says. My husband and I live
above our means. And he's always talking about traveling and
seeing the world. I can't see past credit card debt
and car notes, so it's frustrating to me. He can't
understand why I'm stressed. So I stopped having sex to
get his attention. I missed the sex. So is there
a better way?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
What you know? Okay? So Quay Selah, let me ask you.
So got quite right, q Q.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
You don't want to travel mm hmm, and you don't
want to have sex.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
She's stressed.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Well guess well, well, guess what Herbert gonna do?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Qucella and Herbert Herbert.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
HQ headquarters raise.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Herbert is gonna find somebody that like to travel, that
don't get stressed out and want to have sex.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
That's coming.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
But you know she's stressed because you know they're living
above their means. She says it's about the money.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
They compromise. There is a compromise, and she'd havene made it.
She didn't just shot it. We're not having sex.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
But she regrets that decision.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
She regrets the start having sex tonight. She wants to
as soon as Herbert get in from work.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Herbert, because you know Herbert done that because they oh,
they got Quay Sella.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
He is heating and air he do.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Air condition Oh does he okay? Well that's good money.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, that's good money. And and and Herbert deserved the
life he working for. You need to have sex with
Herbert before he crawled up in one of the windows.
He down there working on bo he all in the bushes,
looking at the wom look at him. Herb gonna mentioned
on tap on one of good windows. And somebody gonna
let me inquire because some other people stretched out to it.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
They handle it different.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
All right, thank you, cilo, you're listening. Steve Harvey Morning
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