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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time for ask the CLO Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey, Ready for your love questions the less in Laurel. Right,
my husband is studying to be a pastor, and he
uses profanity at home when he's stressed, he will smoke weed.
He shouldn't pursue this profession if he's going to be
a hypocrite. Should I tell our senior pastor about his
(00:20):
behavior or not?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
What by you? The wife tell you.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
That's crazy?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
You and he might have to testify in court on
your husband. So he didn't mad a snitch? Yeah, basically, well,
you know he's studying to be a pastor. That that's
the difference between a lot of people studying to be
a pastor and call to be a pastor two different things.
(00:48):
To my understanding and the way I grew up and
was raised. So he's studying to be something he may
not be qualified for. I had all my degree in
college was advertising. I have no business sitting up in
the advertising office. One of the many wrong decisions I
(01:11):
made as a young man. And so you know, it's
just another bad decision. You ain't got to tell nobody.
It ain't gonna work out to run out.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
You discould be on this course right here.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
He's too far over there.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Oh come on, mate, him trying to come back.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I tell you what's really making him, cause them theological tests.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
All right. Moving on to Benita in Tampa. Benita says,
I'm in love with the man that owns two car
washes and he hands out complimentary mimosas to women on
Saturday and Sunday. He claims it's marketing, but I think
he does it so he and the guys can meet women.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Is this marketing or macking?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Sounds like marketing to me? Oh yeah, yeah, house, well
it's marketing.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
It works.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Look how look what it did to you. You probably
got head in one of them mimosas. And now look
at your You're fitting married a man. Great marketing, mac marketing, Yeah,
I call it marketing. Yeah, free mimosas, Yeah, I'm all
for it. Sounds like great marketing. You will on the
Steve Harvey National Radio show talking about it. Marketing outstanding
(02:29):
by this guy's brilliant.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I hope they're drinking responsibly, all right, Wanda and Mableton
says my daughters.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I know, I know, still has champagne in it.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Just go ahead, everybody, ain't affected by it like.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
You, Shirley. This one's from Wanda and Mableton.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Wanda says, my daughter is seventeen and she hit her
boyfriend in the eye after catching him next door in
the pool with the sixteen year.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Old girl that lived there.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I told my daughter that she shouldn't hit him, She
shouldn't have hit him. But now the boy is flaunting
the new girl in my daughter's face, and she's so hurt.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I want to pop them. How do I console her?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
You can't. This is life.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
This is what happens along the way. Boy meets girl, girl,
me's boy. Boy likes girl, Girl likes boy. Boy looks
across the fence, see another girl. Boy like her too.
He ain't committed. This boy's seventeen. You don't even understand
what's driving him right now. He's not driven by his mind,
(03:36):
in his brain, he's driven by hormones. He in the
pool with the sixteen year old girl splashing around, she
splashing water on his face.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
What did that do that got him aroused? What are
they doing now? Now?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
They walking around town? It don't take much. He's seventeen.
You couldn't do nothing to me. Nothing If I saw
a girl's bullying her up, not even because they was down,
just you know, just walking, just trying to.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Make sure they sail herself.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I was heated.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Oh my god, she won't me. She going that in
front of my.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Face, she said me standing up the girl. They got
eyes in the back of her head. Lady, you got
to relax your daughter. This ain't the first. This ain't
her last time getting hurt either. It's okay that boy
didn't hit her or nothing like that. He just changed
his mind.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, yeah, he gonna he gonna get another one. Yeah.
And she shouldn't be hitting him anyway. You told her, right, Wanda,
not to hit anybody.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Girls don't hit these dudes. They ain't raised right, No,
these dudes hit women back. Keep your hands to yourself late, Yeah,
because these cats out here they're not they not raised
like this.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
They will hit you back.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, all right, last one, Steve, This one's for Dina
in North Carolina. Dina says, my boyfriend had a barbecue
so his parents could meet me. I made beans, potato, salad, greens,
a pound cake, and banana pudding. His mother said my
food tasted like hospital food, and I got defensive.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I know what that tastes like I can tell you.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
And he sees me.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
She said, I got defensive and said, well, don't eat it.
My boyfriend said it was unnecessary and rude. But what
his mama said wasn't.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
His mama told the truth.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Let me tell you something, girl, You ain't got enough
experience to make barbecue classics for the family.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Barbecue.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
The baked beans, the potato salad, the pound cake.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Are you crazy? This is black folk classic?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
The hell you mak your potato salad for you know
how hard it is to get that right.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
You then opened up.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
A can of Campmel's poking beans and heating them up
and gave them to them black people. Hospital food. You'd
have went down there to the grocery store and bought
a sa lee pound cake, hospital food.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Set it the.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Little bought the bought the potato salad from publics hospital food.
Sent up here and try to make these black people
eat this. And you young, he said, it tastes like
hospital food because it did.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
What color? What did she put in them?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Green?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
And them green?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I forgot left that off? The green nothing. You just
walled greens.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
They wasn't even cooked all the way through there, and
there chewing stalk. You didn't throw the stalks out, you
just chopped them up, small your collar. Greens in there
looking like ko you just in here, just wrong. They
in there, children like it's kale.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I'm on de side her.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
His mama told my ship man, you shut up, Shirley.
This is one nine cooking person talking to it enough.
Don't listen to Shirley about nothing with cookie because he
can't cookie. And Shirley no rule when she hear, because
she done heard all of that.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Because it's been hospital food. It's been clinic snaver.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
She said her.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Somebody told Shirley her food tastes like emergency room medicine.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Steve Morning Show coming up right after the
It is time for ask the CLO Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey, Ready for your love questions the less in Laurel. Right,
my husband is studying to be a pastor, and he
uses profanity at home when he's stressed, he will smoke weed.
He shouldn't pursue this profession if he's going to be
a hypocrite. Should I tell our senior pastor about his
(00:20):
behavior or not?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
What by you? The wife tell you.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
That's crazy?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
You and he might have to testify in court on
your husband. So he didn't mad a snitch? Yeah, basically, well,
you know he's studying to be a pastor. That that's
the difference between a lot of people studying to be
a pastor and call to be a pastor two different things.
(00:48):
To my understanding and the way I grew up and
was raised. So he's studying to be something he may
not be qualified for. I had all my degree in
college was advertising. I have no business sitting up in
the advertising office. One of the many wrong decisions I
(01:11):
made as a young man. And so you know, it's
just another bad decision. You ain't got to tell nobody.
It ain't gonna work out to run out.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
You discould be on this course right here.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
He's too far over there.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Oh come on, mate, him trying to come back.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I tell you what's really making him, cause them theological tests.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
All right. Moving on to Benita in Tampa. Benita says,
I'm in love with the man that owns two car
washes and he hands out complimentary mimosas to women on
Saturday and Sunday. He claims it's marketing, but I think
he does it so he and the guys can meet women.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Is this marketing or macking?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Sounds like marketing to me? Oh yeah, yeah, house, well
it's marketing.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
It works.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Look how look what it did to you. You probably
got head in one of them mimosas. And now look
at your You're fitting married a man. Great marketing, mac marketing, Yeah,
I call it marketing. Yeah, free mimosas, Yeah, I'm all
for it. Sounds like great marketing. You will on the
Steve Harvey National Radio show talking about it. Marketing outstanding
(02:29):
by this guy's brilliant.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I hope they're drinking responsibly, all right, Wanda and Mableton
says my daughters.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I know, I know, still has champagne in it.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Just go ahead, everybody, ain't affected by it like.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
You, Shirley. This one's from Wanda and Mableton.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Wanda says, my daughter is seventeen and she hit her
boyfriend in the eye after catching him next door in
the pool with the sixteen year.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Old girl that lived there.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I told my daughter that she shouldn't hit him, She
shouldn't have hit him. But now the boy is flaunting
the new girl in my daughter's face, and she's so hurt.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I want to pop them. How do I console her?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
You can't. This is life.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
This is what happens along the way. Boy meets girl, girl,
me's boy. Boy likes girl, Girl likes boy. Boy looks
across the fence, see another girl. Boy like her too.
He ain't committed. This boy's seventeen. You don't even understand
what's driving him right now. He's not driven by his mind,
(03:36):
in his brain, he's driven by hormones. He in the
pool with the sixteen year old girl splashing around, she
splashing water on his face.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
What did that do that got him aroused? What are
they doing now? Now?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
They walking around town? It don't take much. He's seventeen.
You couldn't do nothing to me. Nothing If I saw
a girl's bullying her up, not even because they was down,
just you know, just walking, just trying to.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Make sure they sail herself.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I was heated.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Oh my god, she won't me. She going that in
front of my.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Face, she said me standing up the girl. They got
eyes in the back of her head. Lady, you got
to relax your daughter. This ain't the first. This ain't
her last time getting hurt either. It's okay that boy
didn't hit her or nothing like that. He just changed
his mind.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, yeah, he gonna he gonna get another one. Yeah.
And she shouldn't be hitting him anyway. You told her, right, Wanda,
not to hit anybody.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Girls don't hit these dudes. They ain't raised right, No,
these dudes hit women back. Keep your hands to yourself late, Yeah,
because these cats out here they're not they not raised
like this.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
They will hit you back.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, all right, last one, Steve, This one's for Dina
in North Carolina. Dina says, my boyfriend had a barbecue
so his parents could meet me. I made beans, potato, salad, greens,
a pound cake, and banana pudding. His mother said my
food tasted like hospital food, and I got defensive.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I know what that tastes like I can tell you.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
And he sees me.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
She said, I got defensive and said, well, don't eat it.
My boyfriend said it was unnecessary and rude. But what
his mama said wasn't.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
His mama told the truth.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Let me tell you something, girl, You ain't got enough
experience to make barbecue classics for the family.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Barbecue.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
The baked beans, the potato salad, the pound cake.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Are you crazy? This is black folk classic?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
The hell you mak your potato salad for you know
how hard it is to get that right.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
You then opened up.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
A can of Campmel's poking beans and heating them up
and gave them to them black people. Hospital food. You'd
have went down there to the grocery store and bought
a sa lee pound cake, hospital food.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Set it the.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Little bought the bought the potato salad from publics hospital food.
Sent up here and try to make these black people
eat this. And you young, he said, it tastes like
hospital food because it did.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
What color? What did she put in them?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Green?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
And them green?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I forgot left that off? The green nothing. You just
walled greens.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
They wasn't even cooked all the way through there, and
there chewing stalk. You didn't throw the stalks out, you
just chopped them up, small your collar. Greens in there
looking like ko you just in here, just wrong. They
in there, children like it's kale.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I'm on de side her.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
His mama told my ship man, you shut up, Shirley.
This is one nine cooking person talking to it enough.
Don't listen to Shirley about nothing with cookie because he
can't cookie. And Shirley no rule when she hear, because
she done heard all of that.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Because it's been hospital food. It's been clinic snaver.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
She said her.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Somebody told Shirley her food tastes like emergency room medicine.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Steve Morning Show coming up right after the
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