July 7, 2025 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time for ask the CLO Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey in the building ready for your love questions.
This one's from Alexandria and Jacksonville. Alexandria writes, my husband
will celebrate his fortieth birthday in August, and I'm planning
to have a small gathering at our house and then
take only a few of the guests to the strip
(00:21):
club to surprise him. How do I get his parents
and his sister to leave before we do. I don't
want it to be obvious so that they're excluded.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
So well, the best way to do is tell his mama,
who probably go to church, that y'all going down to
the strip club?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
That a CLEU really?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Really?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
That a clue right on? Now, you know what?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Baby? But you know I'm gonna tell y'all. Man, you know,
that's the new thing now he's young people. Now women
go to the strip club as much as me and do.
It's a whole different culture thing now, man. Yeah, So
I ain't got no advice for.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
You, but just tell mama. I'm gonna just tell you
this a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Okay, Why do you say that.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Taking your husband to a strip club on his fortieth birthday.
It's just a bad idea.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I don't know what you think men are thinking when
we're watching a stripper, but it ain't you don't. I
don't know what you think. A man is in his
head at the strip club.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I can tell.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
You right now, the entire time he's there, he's thinking
of doing something to that girl that's on that pole.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
That's what he down there thinking.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
That's what men think.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
You down you know you're sitting up in there, you
to take your husband down here for his forty birthday.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I'm just what he down there doing. Okay, just four man,
you know, want.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Me to have a good time, drop me off, you
go home, let me go on any shut up in
here going here with me?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I like, I don't care about this girl, about this pole,
because I wouldn't want to marry her.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
That night anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, that ain't a man living that they went to
the trip club wanted one of them.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Man huh, okay, all right, good inviting to then do
something else, all right? Dom in Maryland says, I'm a
thirty three year old married woman married to a greedy,
selfish man. I can't keep leftovers or have any snacks
to myself.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
If I hide things, he finds them.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
He thinks, because he is the breadwinner, he shouldn't have
to ask for permission first. He has no shame in
this game? How do I get him to be more considerate?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Girl? Girl? They ain't your man? Hungry? But what do
you know?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Most selfish and inconsiderate? What do you hiding food for?
Don't y'all buy enough?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
See all this here? You stashing food? Now? He got
to go looking for it? He hungry? He ain't selfish inconsiderate,
he hung He's still hide pack all the.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Food and refrigerator, fill up the cabinets with snacks. He
ain't got to go looking for it? What you hiding
the food for?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
But he said? Man, he's fat. You know what's up?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
He's gonna find them anyway if she hides them.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Man, I'm not living with nobody hiding food now?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Uh uh?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
They don't have roaches. All this hiding this food all.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Y'all?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Fat boy hung.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Steve, he said he's a bread winner, So he said
I bought the food.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
He ain't all the breadge.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I ain't going to ask for your permission?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
No, really, don't, ladies, what's wrong with you. Y'all got
a food issue at y'all house party?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, leftovers and snacks all right. Moving on to Chloe
in Houston. Chloe says, my best friend and I went
to Mexico with three other women on a girl's trip.
The travel agency booked us in one bedroom suite and
I had to sleep in a chair. I paid the
same group rate as they did, but I think I
deserve a partial refund. I think that's fair. Am I
(04:13):
wrong for asking these ladies for some money back?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Y'all in one bedroom? Sweep? How many y'all was it?
How many did she say? It was?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Five in one suite? Somebody, somebody gonna get the couch.
Two of them gonna get to bed. Now the rest
of y'all, it ain't nothing left but two chairs. It's
a chair, and that little bitch down at the foot
of the bed.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Ain't nobody see the ottoman? You couldn't roll either way?
You know that. Now.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I don't know how y'all didn't rotate, but they just
demoted you to the chair. And you know, I don't
know quick going on these post vacations. Now, they got
this money, they got all these all, they got all
these all inclusive restaurants, outrec resourts. He quit taking these
pope vacations. You can't go to Mexico. Y'all should have
(05:12):
went to making Chargia or something. Y'all ain't had the
money for Mexico. You could have went to Minnesota, Minneapolis.
You but you know, you know, went to vacoution.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
You ain't got the money to go to bed.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yes, if you listen to me, if you don't have
the money for your own bed, this ain't gonna be
much of a vacation.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
That's yeah, that's taking all.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
These whole vacation. I'm go to Mexico to sleep on
the floor.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
In the jail.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
You all down there and see your frog all night long.
Now y'all got to go crawl up in this shell.
You down there with your mini skirt on, your little
tight stretching high heels.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Then you got to sleep in a fetal position.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yo is on a bean bank in Mexico, and it
ain't all got all the beans in it all from
man this poet messic Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah all that. Yeah, Okay, so she's.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Trying to go to bed. No write this off. They're
not going to give you no.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Reason at all.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Y'all back at the house now, stop going, all right
quickly if we can get to the last one. Fornelia
and Hampton says, I find it hard to believe that
dating is so bad for ladies over seventy. I lost
my husband six years ago, and I want the comfort
of a man's touch and someone to laugh with and
talk to. There are no men at my church, So
how do I find love at my age?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Lady, you over serve, you ain't supposed to be dating
right now. You just need to start seeing some people.
You ain't got people, those natures all seeing some people.
You need to just go out with anybody you can.
Eighty ninety seventy.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
You're gonna have to tour. You're gonna have to go
on tour. You gonna have to home, he says, at home,
you got to go down to the df W. You're
gonna have to go down to the veterance hospital. You're
gonna have to go down here to cut a calm listen. Home,
you gonna have to move around. You're gonna you're gonna
have to make friends at some rehab centers. You got
to make some friends. You gotta spread out here a
whole lot of seventy year old people left that can dat. Oh,
(07:29):
I'm sorry, you gotta go on to its.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Steve Harbin Martin show Man.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
You can't do nothing around my crack at all.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah, you're tattoo. You can't sketch on it. You can't.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
You can't put tracing paper on my crack. And I'm
not gonna hold still. I just can't do it because
I'm a clinch.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I'm a clinch.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I'm gonna tell your payper up. I'm gonna tell your paypup.
I'm just trying to tell you you can't do nothing.
I can't do nothing around mind. I'm telling you right,
it ain't gonna work. I don't know what pencil you got.
You think he's in the claw, but you're finna get
your pencil broke. That's all I'm telling you. Little tattoo
gun ain't gonna be able to work no more.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
How does I snap a needle?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
This morning, Steve
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Harby Morning Show coming up right after that,
It is time for ask the CLO Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey in the building ready for your love questions.
This one's from Alexandria and Jacksonville. Alexandria writes, my husband
will celebrate his fortieth birthday in August, and I'm planning
to have a small gathering at our house and then
take only a few of the guests to the strip
(00:21):
club to surprise him. How do I get his parents
and his sister to leave before we do. I don't
want it to be obvious so that they're excluded.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
So well, the best way to do is tell his mama,
who probably go to church, that y'all going down to
the strip club?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
That a CLEU really?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Really?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
That a clue right on? Now, you know what?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Baby? But you know I'm gonna tell y'all. Man, you know,
that's the new thing now he's young people. Now women
go to the strip club as much as me and do.
It's a whole different culture thing now, man. Yeah, So
I ain't got no advice for.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
You, but just tell mama. I'm gonna just tell you
this a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Okay, Why do you say that.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Taking your husband to a strip club on his fortieth birthday.
It's just a bad idea.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I don't know what you think men are thinking when
we're watching a stripper, but it ain't you don't. I
don't know what you think. A man is in his
head at the strip club.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I can tell.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
You right now, the entire time he's there, he's thinking
of doing something to that girl that's on that pole.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
That's what he down there thinking.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
That's what men think.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
You down you know you're sitting up in there, you
to take your husband down here for his forty birthday.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I'm just what he down there doing. Okay, just four man,
you know, want.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Me to have a good time, drop me off, you
go home, let me go on any shut up in
here going here with me?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I like, I don't care about this girl, about this pole,
because I wouldn't want to marry her.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
That night anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, that ain't a man living that they went to
the trip club wanted one of them.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Man huh, okay, all right, good inviting to then do
something else, all right? Dom in Maryland says, I'm a
thirty three year old married woman married to a greedy,
selfish man. I can't keep leftovers or have any snacks
to myself.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
If I hide things, he finds them.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
He thinks, because he is the breadwinner, he shouldn't have
to ask for permission first. He has no shame in
this game? How do I get him to be more considerate?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Girl? Girl? They ain't your man? Hungry? But what do
you know?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Most selfish and inconsiderate? What do you hiding food for?
Don't y'all buy enough?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
See all this here? You stashing food? Now? He got
to go looking for it? He hungry? He ain't selfish inconsiderate,
he hung He's still hide pack all the.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Food and refrigerator, fill up the cabinets with snacks. He
ain't got to go looking for it? What you hiding
the food for?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
But he said? Man, he's fat. You know what's up?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
He's gonna find them anyway if she hides them.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Man, I'm not living with nobody hiding food now?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Uh uh?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
They don't have roaches. All this hiding this food all.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Y'all?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Fat boy hung.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Steve, he said he's a bread winner, So he said
I bought the food.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
He ain't all the breadge.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I ain't going to ask for your permission?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
No, really, don't, ladies, what's wrong with you. Y'all got
a food issue at y'all house party?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, leftovers and snacks all right. Moving on to Chloe
in Houston. Chloe says, my best friend and I went
to Mexico with three other women on a girl's trip.
The travel agency booked us in one bedroom suite and
I had to sleep in a chair. I paid the
same group rate as they did, but I think I
deserve a partial refund. I think that's fair. Am I
(04:13):
wrong for asking these ladies for some money back?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Y'all in one bedroom? Sweep? How many y'all was it?
How many did she say? It was?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Five in one suite? Somebody, somebody gonna get the couch.
Two of them gonna get to bed. Now the rest
of y'all, it ain't nothing left but two chairs. It's
a chair, and that little bitch down at the foot
of the bed.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Ain't nobody see the ottoman? You couldn't roll either way?
You know that. Now.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I don't know how y'all didn't rotate, but they just
demoted you to the chair. And you know, I don't
know quick going on these post vacations. Now, they got
this money, they got all these all, they got all
these all inclusive restaurants, outrec resourts. He quit taking these
pope vacations. You can't go to Mexico. Y'all should have
(05:12):
went to making Chargia or something. Y'all ain't had the
money for Mexico. You could have went to Minnesota, Minneapolis.
You but you know, you know, went to vacoution.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
You ain't got the money to go to bed.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yes, if you listen to me, if you don't have
the money for your own bed, this ain't gonna be
much of a vacation.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
That's yeah, that's taking all.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
These whole vacation. I'm go to Mexico to sleep on
the floor.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
In the jail.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
You all down there and see your frog all night long.
Now y'all got to go crawl up in this shell.
You down there with your mini skirt on, your little
tight stretching high heels.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Then you got to sleep in a fetal position.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yo is on a bean bank in Mexico, and it
ain't all got all the beans in it all from
man this poet messic Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah all that. Yeah, Okay, so she's.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Trying to go to bed. No write this off. They're
not going to give you no.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Reason at all.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Y'all back at the house now, stop going, all right
quickly if we can get to the last one. Fornelia
and Hampton says, I find it hard to believe that
dating is so bad for ladies over seventy. I lost
my husband six years ago, and I want the comfort
of a man's touch and someone to laugh with and
talk to. There are no men at my church, So
how do I find love at my age?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Lady, you over serve, you ain't supposed to be dating
right now. You just need to start seeing some people.
You ain't got people, those natures all seeing some people.
You need to just go out with anybody you can.
Eighty ninety seventy.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
You're gonna have to tour. You're gonna have to go
on tour. You gonna have to home, he says, at home,
you got to go down to the df W. You're
gonna have to go down to the veterance hospital. You're
gonna have to go down here to cut a calm listen. Home,
you gonna have to move around. You're gonna you're gonna
have to make friends at some rehab centers. You got
to make some friends. You gotta spread out here a
whole lot of seventy year old people left that can dat. Oh,
(07:29):
I'm sorry, you gotta go on to its.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Steve Harbin Martin show Man.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
You can't do nothing around my crack at all.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah, you're tattoo. You can't sketch on it. You can't.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
You can't put tracing paper on my crack. And I'm
not gonna hold still. I just can't do it because
I'm a clinch.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I'm a clinch.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I'm gonna tell your payper up. I'm gonna tell your paypup.
I'm just trying to tell you you can't do nothing.
I can't do nothing around mind. I'm telling you right,
it ain't gonna work. I don't know what pencil you got.
You think he's in the claw, but you're finna get
your pencil broke. That's all I'm telling you. Little tattoo
gun ain't gonna be able to work no more.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
How does I snap a needle?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
This morning, Steve
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Harby Morning Show coming up right after that,
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