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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right now, it's time to ask the COLO our chief
Love Officer, Steve Harvey. All right, Steve, here we go,
Becca and Kansas City rights. My husband wants to buy
land and build a house. The land is inexpensive because
it's across the street from a cemetery. He said, it's
the living people we have to worry about, not the dead.
(00:21):
Is it just me or is he Craig Cray for
wanting to buy it.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I'm not living cross from the cemetery. It's some Moland
chief like this inexpensive?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah, yeah, and you gotta know why it's chief, because
don't nobody else won't it?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
But is it?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I'm not walking out on my.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Front porch every day to look across the street and
realize this could be it today.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I want to start my day.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I don't want to walk on well, thank you Lord,
any day now, clo.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
He said, it's the living people you have to worry about,
not to dead.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
All that's true. All that's true. That's that's a good
statement what they got. But while we got to live
across the street from the dead, I got all you said.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It's the living people we got to worry about. Brother,
that's true.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Great got your facts, my man, one hundred percent degree
all day. Why do we have to stay across the
street because.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Mortgage is probably just excellent, you know, just man cough.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Every Saturday, every saday, here come them cars with them
flags on.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Every Saday. Here come that real long station. Every Sanday.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Here come all these.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Black dresses every saday.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I gotta sit here while I'm cutting my grass.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
People going to be boy, respectful. We're trying to bear
the dad. Why I'm trying to grass? Do we finished?
N grass is high as hell?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
You with that white not the hearst no saying all right, clo.
Here's another one. This is from Walt in Oak Park.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Wald writes, my girlfriend got sick last weekend when she
came to visit me, and she's been at my house
for a week. She has the flu and a stomach virus.
Her mom lives close to me. So would I look
insensitive if I asked her to go stay over at
her mom's house with all this?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Boy? Yeah, all this down in that bathroom doing?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Are they gonna break up after this?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
When they're trying to silicone you're trying to silicone the
cracks in your bathroom doors? Hey, they put a town
down at the bottom of the door when you go
in there.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Please, so you can't get sick. It's over.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Well, I'm saying he will appear to be sensitive. I mean,
I mean insensitive if he.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Does that, How would you say that to your girl?
If she's sick, go stay at your mom's house.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
We got to get a cellophen in the bathroom. We
got up up, we got your sump.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Hey, baby, listen, honey, I done opened all the windows
in here that I can. This flies in mosquitoes, he
flies and mosquitoes all up in here now, so I
don't end up with malaria. Can you go down there
and stay at your mama house?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
But Larry, you're so wrong, all right, that's not as sensitive.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, what is?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
It's a lot of old man windows up in here.
We got everything outside in here.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Now he's sick, okay, and you keep going back down?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
What did you What did you eat?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
And then a stomach virus?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
All right, baby, I done wrote to people down there
for breeze, and I'm asking for yourself.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
We're moving on you insensitive guys, all right, Joanne and
Barstow writes, I met a man online and he's handsome,
and he loves the Lord. He also loves white, white clothes,
white shoes, and white glasses. Even his car is white.
I can't take him seriously like that. Do you think
this is something I can change about him? No?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
But you could introduce him to Lisa Ray don't work
white on white right on here, ma'am. I don't know.
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
You know white glasses shut yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the
white glasses for me though.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the white glasses for me.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
If you just take those off, that's.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Something I've never been able to do. I know, white glasses.
I just can't.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
You're good with that? Hell yeah? Your soup?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
What Uncle Jolly Rogers in the.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Buildings, Rollie Rodger?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
All right?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Even if a car is white? Okay, So is it
something she can change about him or is.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
She just need it?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah? It's it's something I mean.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I mean, you could date the man just you bring
the color to the relationship. He's sitting over there in
white and you just wear your colors.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Okay, he said his hands and he loves the Lord.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Well, we on ain't sure you going there yet. You
need to say your life. You might have to change
that to read all right, we don't know yet.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
This way, give it a minute, all right, Last one,
last one, Celo.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
This is from Raheim in Queens.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Raheem writes, My wife and I had sex on a
rooftop this past weekend and we were not thinking about
how cameras are everywhere nowadays. Our landlord called me and
talked to me like I was a kid, and I
don't like that. Should I call him back and tell
him to watch himself or count my blessings and let
it go.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Well, you can call him and talk to him how
you want to, but you're going to be needing somewhere
else to stay home.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Well yeah, yeah, you're you're the renter, not the owner. Yeah.
I don't know why he called you and talked to
you crazy. He must have.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Obviously he left this out of the letter. He said
something to you about what he saw on these towns,
you know, and think what you ought to do, man,
is just use it as a warner.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
It's just him that saw it. Oh you know, I
don't care.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Just hope he don't post it on Facebook because he
owns so he gonna get strap to Facebook.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
All right, On that note, thank you, clu.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
He'd have called the people down in my space four
times and asked him why he can't log back in.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
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