July 22, 2025 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask the c l O Chief
Love Officer Steve Harvey Karen in Tulsa right to. My
husband and I have a lot of phone sex when
he's traveling. Last week he called and woke me up
at three am, and I didn't know that our five
year old had snuck into my bed until my hobby
saw her cattle face on my phone. I told her
(00:22):
it was just a game. She told my mom about
the game. I can't punish her. What do we do? No?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Huh what you won't do? That maybe growing on to her?
You know.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
She then told your mommy, Your mama knows him. So
let let me show you something. Why are y'all nowadays?
Always feel like you got to feel like you're explaining
some of your children.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Right Where don't come growing up?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Where didn't come from? What happened to? Shut yourself? You
better not say nothing because how yeah calls? I said,
what happened to that?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Man? Stop? What do we do? Why?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I'll tell you what, I tell you what? I bet
you better not say nothing. I'd say something that you
want to see?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
What that ad?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, that's where that at. That's to fix all for
that next world?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Surely all right.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Moving on to Henry and Schomberg, who says, my girlfriend
does accounting work part time at her church, but she's
never been overly religious. Lately she's been bragging about the
preacher and giving the advice that came from him. Is
she doing more than the books at church?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
But what in this question gives us enough information to go?
Where you going with this? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
She's quoting the pastor.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
She's gotten off, she's quoting the pastor. Maybe she been
paying attention in this service. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Look, I don't she doing count church.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Didn't want to give you advice.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
You know, I ain't overly religious people. It's at the
church right now. Yeah, it ain't just your girl, So
I wouldn't worry about it one way or another. You know,
if it's if it's sound advice, just going to take it.
You know, she getting some special counselor from the pastor.
It's all to help you.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
So just you know, a man doesn't want his woman
coming home and saying, well the pastor said this, and
you know, talking about another man.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
You know.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, well see number one, all your girl did was
give her girlfriend the information she ain't got to go
in the house and say pastor saying see, but the
whole letter. The question in this letter is what is
she doing with the pastor where she's getting all this
inside information? That's what this is about.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Really well, yeah, he wants to know is his girlfriend
doing more with the pastor than just keeping a book?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
You need to cut down? Sign here here and here
he look, man, you know your girl better we do
what you.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Think she so your your answer cee alone.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yew hell, we don't you know how better we do?
You tell us what's happening.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
All right, We're gonna move on to Tiffany there since
that one straightened out. Tiffany and Augustus says, I'm married
and my husband has a son from a previous marriage.
The ex wife and stepdad gave his son a car
for Christmas. My husband feels disrespected. I told him that
he's overthinking it. Why is he upset at the stepdad
(03:55):
for buying.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
The car because he didn't the stepdad.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I bet your son a man at all.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Step Man, daddy, look what step faught?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Get your car that driveway? You can't fall on this
drive You need a ride? Here he buy you a car?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
For Oh, I understand the father being upset because he
got beat to the punch. And maybe the stepfather could
be a little bit more affluent. You never know, you know,
and maybe he wanted to buy his son his first car.
Maybe that could happen, but you know it didn't.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
All right, So moving on. Last one now, Steve, this
is from Prissy, and.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
He probably the looked at the new step father. No,
he can't do nothing with him. That's why he had
the house complaining to the white because he can't go
over to buy him something else. Let's see what happened. No,
we can see what's happening right now. See right there?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
What else can he buy in my house?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, I'm buying in my house. Yeah? Oh, getting ready?
All right?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Last one again, this is from Chrissy and Danbury. Chrissy says,
I've been married for seven years and we have three children,
and I'm pregnant. Now I asked my husband about Yeah,
I asked my husband about getting a vasectomy. He said,
what if we get divorced and my new wife wants kids?
(05:39):
Like he has one foot out of the door. This
is crazy, that was It sounds like your answer.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Obviously, slanging is more important to him than anything. So
I don't even know why you're in here talking to
me about getting myself cut on, because that ain't gonna
happ because if something happened to me and you, I
got to be able to go somewhere and reproduce.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Now, you can't stop me. My job is to multiply.
You stop.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
You're gonna try to You're gonna try to criss cross
out the timetable. That ain't what we're doing. I'm here
to multiply. I'm the I'm the X on the calculator. Baby,
I'm the X factor. I'm times this.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, that's what we started happenings in my new white
little kids. And I ain't gonna be able.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
To while pregnant. Yeah, dog dog, you better be. I
don't think you should go to sleep. It's pregnant on me.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I don't know how you make that statement. And thank
you for going to get some shut out not right,
Yeah he did. It's a lot of stupid people in
this world.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
I had a friend one time told his wife, oh
so you screwed Rollo now.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Right up to him. And then.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
We heard about that.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I told right in there, I said that to him.
I said, all right, now said it with conviction. Yeah,
so that's right up there with why would I get
a second and then my new wife? I get my
new wife, won't kid? Thank you, Steve Harbin, Marty show Man.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Would you rather be a pastor or a lawyer?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Oh I'm crooked. I'm not visiting the sickest shutting end
here we go?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Oh that on.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I ain't coming to my office telling me your problem. Yeah.
Oh well you don't need to be a pastor.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
You know that requires compassion for us.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
You know, we'll go down there every Sunday, Every Sunday,
Shore Jobs
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Morning, Steve Hay Morning Show coming up right after
It is time to ask the c l O Chief
Love Officer Steve Harvey Karen in Tulsa right to. My
husband and I have a lot of phone sex when
he's traveling. Last week he called and woke me up
at three am, and I didn't know that our five
year old had snuck into my bed until my hobby
saw her cattle face on my phone. I told her
(00:22):
it was just a game. She told my mom about
the game. I can't punish her. What do we do? No?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Huh what you won't do? That maybe growing on to her?
You know.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
She then told your mommy, Your mama knows him. So
let let me show you something. Why are y'all nowadays?
Always feel like you got to feel like you're explaining
some of your children.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Right Where don't come growing up?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Where didn't come from? What happened to? Shut yourself? You
better not say nothing because how yeah calls? I said,
what happened to that?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Man? Stop? What do we do? Why?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I'll tell you what, I tell you what? I bet
you better not say nothing. I'd say something that you
want to see?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
What that ad?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, that's where that at. That's to fix all for
that next world?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Surely all right.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Moving on to Henry and Schomberg, who says, my girlfriend
does accounting work part time at her church, but she's
never been overly religious. Lately she's been bragging about the
preacher and giving the advice that came from him. Is
she doing more than the books at church?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
But what in this question gives us enough information to go?
Where you going with this? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
She's quoting the pastor.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
She's gotten off, she's quoting the pastor. Maybe she been
paying attention in this service. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Look, I don't she doing count church.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Didn't want to give you advice.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
You know, I ain't overly religious people. It's at the
church right now. Yeah, it ain't just your girl, So
I wouldn't worry about it one way or another. You know,
if it's if it's sound advice, just going to take it.
You know, she getting some special counselor from the pastor.
It's all to help you.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
So just you know, a man doesn't want his woman
coming home and saying, well the pastor said this, and
you know, talking about another man.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
You know.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, well see number one, all your girl did was
give her girlfriend the information she ain't got to go
in the house and say pastor saying see, but the
whole letter. The question in this letter is what is
she doing with the pastor where she's getting all this
inside information? That's what this is about.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Really well, yeah, he wants to know is his girlfriend
doing more with the pastor than just keeping a book?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
You need to cut down? Sign here here and here
he look, man, you know your girl better we do
what you.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Think she so your your answer cee alone.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yew hell, we don't you know how better we do?
You tell us what's happening.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
All right, We're gonna move on to Tiffany there since
that one straightened out. Tiffany and Augustus says, I'm married
and my husband has a son from a previous marriage.
The ex wife and stepdad gave his son a car
for Christmas. My husband feels disrespected. I told him that
he's overthinking it. Why is he upset at the stepdad
(03:55):
for buying.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
The car because he didn't the stepdad.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I bet your son a man at all.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Step Man, daddy, look what step faught?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Get your car that driveway? You can't fall on this
drive You need a ride? Here he buy you a car?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
For Oh, I understand the father being upset because he
got beat to the punch. And maybe the stepfather could
be a little bit more affluent. You never know, you know,
and maybe he wanted to buy his son his first car.
Maybe that could happen, but you know it didn't.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
All right, So moving on. Last one now, Steve, this
is from Prissy, and.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
He probably the looked at the new step father. No,
he can't do nothing with him. That's why he had
the house complaining to the white because he can't go
over to buy him something else. Let's see what happened. No,
we can see what's happening right now. See right there?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
What else can he buy in my house?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, I'm buying in my house. Yeah? Oh, getting ready?
All right?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Last one again, this is from Chrissy and Danbury. Chrissy says,
I've been married for seven years and we have three children,
and I'm pregnant. Now I asked my husband about Yeah,
I asked my husband about getting a vasectomy. He said,
what if we get divorced and my new wife wants kids?
(05:39):
Like he has one foot out of the door. This
is crazy, that was It sounds like your answer.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Obviously, slanging is more important to him than anything. So
I don't even know why you're in here talking to
me about getting myself cut on, because that ain't gonna
happ because if something happened to me and you, I
got to be able to go somewhere and reproduce.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Now, you can't stop me. My job is to multiply.
You stop.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
You're gonna try to You're gonna try to criss cross
out the timetable. That ain't what we're doing. I'm here
to multiply. I'm the I'm the X on the calculator. Baby,
I'm the X factor. I'm times this.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, that's what we started happenings in my new white
little kids. And I ain't gonna be able.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
To while pregnant. Yeah, dog dog, you better be. I
don't think you should go to sleep. It's pregnant on me.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I don't know how you make that statement. And thank
you for going to get some shut out not right,
Yeah he did. It's a lot of stupid people in
this world.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
I had a friend one time told his wife, oh
so you screwed Rollo now.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Right up to him. And then.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
We heard about that.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I told right in there, I said that to him.
I said, all right, now said it with conviction. Yeah,
so that's right up there with why would I get
a second and then my new wife? I get my
new wife, won't kid? Thank you, Steve Harbin, Marty show Man.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Would you rather be a pastor or a lawyer?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Oh I'm crooked. I'm not visiting the sickest shutting end
here we go?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Oh that on.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I ain't coming to my office telling me your problem. Yeah.
Oh well you don't need to be a pastor.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
You know that requires compassion for us.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
You know, we'll go down there every Sunday, Every Sunday,
Shore Jobs
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Morning, Steve Hay Morning Show coming up right after
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