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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is from Jerome and Madison.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Jerome writes, my wife fell asleep on the patio and
she was full of mosquito bites. She blamed me for
letting her sleep outside for so long. She looked peaceful
and she needed her rest. I was only trying to
be considerate. How am I responsible for her bite?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
You're not You're not a mosquito. You're not you're not
deep woods off, you're not a repellent. You just left
your wife out there in peace. She don't know as
mosquitoes out there. This is her first time outside. She
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been locked up for how many years?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Though?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Stop?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
You don't know, Oh my god, you don't know that
if you lay your black.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Behind out of side, you ain't amount of time that
it ain't nobody gonna notice you, that the mosquitoes will
a snack. Yeah no, bro, it's not your fault. But
here's here's a suggestion. Because when I'm at my ranch,
I travel with a zip lock bag with little alcohol
swabs and you know, a little individual alcohol swap. As
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soon as you get a mosquito bite, put it on that,
press it and hold.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
As soon as you could.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Just take the alcohol swab and press and hold it
will not itch. Okay, all right, because you're the bacteria.
Yeah yeah, she gonna have to. She's gonna need mons
alcohol paths.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Well, well that's just a suggestion for that. I'm really
chuck because I live in the I live in the
country church I'm from.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Never heard.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Well, remember, according to somebody, I'm a country bumpkin, So
why would I not know?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
No, let's keep moving, okay, all right somewhere.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
No no, no, no, no, no, no, hey you I'm
perfectly cool with all of that. Oh but right after
you say country bumpkin, make sure you finish.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Your sentence.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Is rich.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
It's so many things you could say behind that. Don't
stop that partner, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Moving on to Quinn.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
In Sarasota, Quinn writes, I've had sex a few times
with my son's best friend's dad.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Got it. We're both single and have a lot of chemistry.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Surely hold on, Well, okay, who is the person?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
When?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
In Sarasota, Quinn wrote wrote it, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
That's a woman's name, Yes, Quinn. Now, because I heard
Quentin had said, daddy, I'm going this guy to let
them man, I might not be answer.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Go ahead, all.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Right, Quinn in Sarasota says, I've had sex a few
times with my son's best friend's dad.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
We're both single and think you Carlo and have a
lot of chemistry. But I think he only wants sex,
he said. If we go on a date, it might
be confusing for our kids. It's just an excuse a
little bit. Does he only want sex?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
That's all he wants, That's all he asked for, That's all.
He suggested that we not take this any further because
what we don't want to do is confuse these keyids.
Thank you baby. Yeah, when we drop them off, if
we have not to consider these children. Our sons is
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best friends. You you his mama, and I'm his dad. Yeah,
why if we went out on the date, you know
how that'll look. It'll look like now the two best friends,
mommy and daddy is dating, and that is going to
confuse these children.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
But get in here and take off all your clubs
right away.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah, yeah, so yeah, that's her question. That is her question.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
And you're thinking to just not ask that.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I don't want to.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
You didn't want to know that before.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
It's been a few times.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, well, you know, after a few times it crosses
your mind. It does right before the first time, It
really does if you tell the truth a.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Date or something.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yeah, yeah, because you go.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Let me give them a little something so they can
go on and think of me more often. Because this
looked like this could be something, and now you done
found out it ain't nothing.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Nothing beat Well, a sleepover really is a sleepover? Hum
all right?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
All going there, me and Mama Finn to go up
here and put the pajamas home.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Moving on to lechee in Athens Lache right.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Mama, why it back till out your pajamas?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
You're stupid?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
All right?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Leche and Athens rights.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
My husband, listen to this guy's My husband grabbed my
butt in front of my dad. Dad said, quote, there's
a time and place for everything. And my husband told
my dad, quote this is mine and point it to
my butt. Dad told my husband to leave, so I
left too. After seven years of marriage. Why can't he
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grab my butt whenever he wants to? Was he wrong?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Well, if you grab your butt over your daddy house,
your daddy.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Can have whatever rules he wants. You know, I got that.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
It's yours. I got this, y'all. Wife y'all can have
some kids, but man up it. But you gotta understand now,
ain't no man gonna like another man, wife, husband, none,
grabbing his daughter's butt in front of him.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
You're gonna be uncomfortable with that.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
If for y'all not to understand his position because you
still in your daddy's eyes, you steal his little girl.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Okay, now I.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Got you fine, and everything, I got you stacked and
all that there. But brother, in my house, could you
just be a little There's a time and place for everything.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
But sometimes isn't it a playful gesture? Is it? You
know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
All of that could be all of that could be
see that or aggressively however.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
He didn't want to see it.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Bruh, I'm right here. It's still my daughter. I'm still
her dad.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
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