July 30, 2025 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Steve, this is from Mallory in Gatlinburg. Mallory writes,
my husband left home last Friday evening and he didn't
call me or come back until four pm on Saturday.
He did not answer my calls or his son's calls.
My step son said he thinks he got arrested. My
husband said, it's a long story. Can that be it?
(00:22):
And he's ashamed to tell me. Why won't my husband
talk to me?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
You better get that long girl.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Well, long stories always lead to long conversations, which stems
from a long interrogation. He don't really have the whole
story together yet because it's so many hours he got
(00:50):
account for. If you lead a house Friday, don't nobody
hear or see you again into Saturday at both that's
a lot of time to come.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
It's different.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
It's different from explaining why you come in at two
three in the morning. If that's a six hour window,
you can figure six hour lives.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
It's easy to come up with the day.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, if the sunlight comes up on a new day,
that's a whole nother line. Now we're talking about nine hours.
You at nine you were supposed to be back. It's
six in the morning sun coming up and you just
coming in. That's a whole nother lie. Now you don't
let the whole morning go by and it's four in
the evening, wedn I fit to do twenty four hours?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Hard to come up with a twenty four.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Hours and answering phone calls? Don't forget that hurt.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
See what he should have did was he should have
had intermittent phone calls and produce interminton lies and he
would have been alright, Like for an example, he wasn't
in jail, because that's you ain't even got to lie.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, he was just in jail.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Oh what whatever it was, it wasn't you know that
for solicitation?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
That's help.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
We go with lass too much.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
You've got to say you wasn't picking her over, trying
to help her out.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
You thought she was just walking and lead it a
love to go.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
All right, we're moving on because this is not working,
all right, Adrian in East Texas Rights. I'm taking swim
lessons and my instructor happens to have a great body.
My husband saw him for the first time and he
went off on me. He wants me to find another teacher,
and I refuse to should I listen to my husband
(02:51):
to keep the peace? Oh he fine, yeah, took the
words right out of our mouths.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
That you got aquaman. The teachers how to swim?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, Jason Moore, yeah you you really you might have
to and all they must be private lessons too, yeah yeah, oh.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, yeah yeah. He holding her up, yeah, oh.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
He got his hands under the stomach, and but sticking
about the water splashing her feet.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Oh yeah, yeah, you gonna have to get a new trae.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Why is her husband's so mad because he has a
great body?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Though?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Just because her husband ain't because he ain't.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
He ain't got no great body.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
What's he looking like?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Probably me? You know, yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, you
sixty eight though, you know? And wow over there, you know.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I mean, I mean you know, I mean you could
see I had it. Yeah, but you could clearly see
something has happened.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
It's called aging rich so aging, yeah, aging gracefully all right.
Moving on to Clyde. Clyde haven't had a Clyde.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Wow, they ain't making no Clydes no more.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
All right. Clyde and Tacoma writes, I messed around with
a married woman over forty years ago. She had a
son that could be mine, but he didn't do all
But we didn't do all that DNA stuff back then.
I'm getting older and I would like to see if
the boy is mine? Is it too late or should
I call her to find out?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Wow? Wow, man, if it's bothering, you call it, call
the lady?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Wow? What if if it were you, what would you
you would call her?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
See if it's.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeahs ago the boy?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
What are you gonna do with the boy? Name?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Fishing with them?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
It's too late to play catch and all this? What
are you doing?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
But you can have grandchildren and they could go fishing
with them right out.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
See, I don't, I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I don't understand why he waited as long he didn't
just think of him? Yeah, yeah, well but see, what
is a series of events that happened in his life.
Now he had a point where he's trying to get
it together. Forty years ago, I messed with a married woman.
This dude in his sixty minimum. Now he's trying to
(05:54):
go back and fix everything because getting close to the gate.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Of heaven. I just said gate, yeahs.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
You gotta start doing some stuff to get stay out
of the other gate. So I don't know, man, I mean,
you know, he curious to know, But why why wasn't
you curious? You know, when the woman was pregnant, why
wasn't you curious? Five years later? Why wasn't you curious?
You know?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah, oh that's right, Yes she.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Was married and yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Well bruh, and it might not be your baby. So well,
here's the deal. Here's the deal. Obviously this boy has
been raised not looking for you, obviously thinking.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
That her husband is his father.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Bro, you probably ought to just leave that alone, see,
because now you're gonna come in here because you all
of a sudden feeling self right, So you're gonna go
turn all these people's lives upside down, the woman, the son,
the husband, Brud, you should have thought of this a
long time ago.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
So okay, he said, he's.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
All Just go over or just find out they schedule
him when they go fishing. Just go down there and
fish next to them. Just don't say nothing.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
He looks like you, look just like me, just like, hey, hey, hey,
let me help you throw this line out there?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Looks you know, Just work with him like that. Y'all
come out here every Saturday. The fish I see you
next Saturday, my boy. All right, thank you. Feel you
call me Papa.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
You're listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show
All right, Steve, this is from Mallory in Gatlinburg. Mallory writes,
my husband left home last Friday evening and he didn't
call me or come back until four pm on Saturday.
He did not answer my calls or his son's calls.
My step son said he thinks he got arrested. My
husband said, it's a long story. Can that be it?
(00:22):
And he's ashamed to tell me. Why won't my husband
talk to me?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
You better get that long girl.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Well, long stories always lead to long conversations, which stems
from a long interrogation. He don't really have the whole
story together yet because it's so many hours he got
(00:50):
account for. If you lead a house Friday, don't nobody
hear or see you again into Saturday at both that's
a lot of time to come.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
It's different.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
It's different from explaining why you come in at two
three in the morning. If that's a six hour window,
you can figure six hour lives.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
It's easy to come up with the day.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, if the sunlight comes up on a new day,
that's a whole nother line. Now we're talking about nine hours.
You at nine you were supposed to be back. It's
six in the morning sun coming up and you just
coming in. That's a whole nother lie. Now you don't
let the whole morning go by and it's four in
the evening, wedn I fit to do twenty four hours?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Hard to come up with a twenty four.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Hours and answering phone calls? Don't forget that hurt.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
See what he should have did was he should have
had intermittent phone calls and produce interminton lies and he
would have been alright, Like for an example, he wasn't
in jail, because that's you ain't even got to lie.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, he was just in jail.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Oh what whatever it was, it wasn't you know that
for solicitation?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
That's help.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
We go with lass too much.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
You've got to say you wasn't picking her over, trying
to help her out.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
You thought she was just walking and lead it a
love to go.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
All right, we're moving on because this is not working,
all right, Adrian in East Texas Rights. I'm taking swim
lessons and my instructor happens to have a great body.
My husband saw him for the first time and he
went off on me. He wants me to find another teacher,
and I refuse to should I listen to my husband
(02:51):
to keep the peace? Oh he fine, yeah, took the
words right out of our mouths.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
That you got aquaman. The teachers how to swim?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, Jason Moore, yeah you you really you might have
to and all they must be private lessons too, yeah yeah, oh.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, yeah yeah. He holding her up, yeah, oh.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
He got his hands under the stomach, and but sticking
about the water splashing her feet.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Oh yeah, yeah, you gonna have to get a new trae.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Why is her husband's so mad because he has a
great body?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Though?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Just because her husband ain't because he ain't.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
He ain't got no great body.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
What's he looking like?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Probably me? You know, yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, you
sixty eight though, you know? And wow over there, you know.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I mean, I mean you know, I mean you could
see I had it. Yeah, but you could clearly see
something has happened.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
It's called aging rich so aging, yeah, aging gracefully all right.
Moving on to Clyde. Clyde haven't had a Clyde.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Wow, they ain't making no Clydes no more.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
All right. Clyde and Tacoma writes, I messed around with
a married woman over forty years ago. She had a
son that could be mine, but he didn't do all
But we didn't do all that DNA stuff back then.
I'm getting older and I would like to see if
the boy is mine? Is it too late or should
I call her to find out?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Wow? Wow, man, if it's bothering, you call it, call
the lady?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Wow? What if if it were you, what would you
you would call her?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
See if it's.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeahs ago the boy?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
What are you gonna do with the boy? Name?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Fishing with them?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
It's too late to play catch and all this? What
are you doing?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
But you can have grandchildren and they could go fishing
with them right out.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
See, I don't, I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I don't understand why he waited as long he didn't
just think of him? Yeah, yeah, well but see, what
is a series of events that happened in his life.
Now he had a point where he's trying to get
it together. Forty years ago, I messed with a married woman.
This dude in his sixty minimum. Now he's trying to
(05:54):
go back and fix everything because getting close to the gate.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Of heaven. I just said gate, yeahs.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
You gotta start doing some stuff to get stay out
of the other gate. So I don't know, man, I mean,
you know, he curious to know, But why why wasn't
you curious? You know, when the woman was pregnant, why
wasn't you curious? Five years later? Why wasn't you curious?
You know?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah, oh that's right, Yes she.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Was married and yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Well bruh, and it might not be your baby. So well,
here's the deal. Here's the deal. Obviously this boy has
been raised not looking for you, obviously thinking.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
That her husband is his father.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Bro, you probably ought to just leave that alone, see,
because now you're gonna come in here because you all
of a sudden feeling self right, So you're gonna go
turn all these people's lives upside down, the woman, the son,
the husband, Brud, you should have thought of this a
long time ago.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
So okay, he said, he's.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
All Just go over or just find out they schedule
him when they go fishing. Just go down there and
fish next to them. Just don't say nothing.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
He looks like you, look just like me, just like, hey, hey, hey,
let me help you throw this line out there?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Looks you know, Just work with him like that. Y'all
come out here every Saturday. The fish I see you
next Saturday, my boy. All right, thank you. Feel you
call me Papa.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
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