August 4, 2025 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time right now to ask the clo our
chief love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building. This is
from Bow and Roanoke. Bow writes, my wife borrowed money
from her dad to get my birthday present. I didn't
know until her dad made a snide remark about me
having better suits than him. I feel like a failure
(00:21):
because he's holding it over my head. Should I pay
him the money back myself?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah? If it's bothering you like that, have some dignity
pay him back?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
And what should he say with that? You go your
money because he made that remark, the dad.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Or just you know, I just you know, Hey man,
hey pop, appreciate what you did.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Man, Now go get yourself a suit.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Oh okay, Well.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
What you're not gonna do is you're not finna staying
me every time you see me buy some suit.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well, what is the pop saying to him?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
What is he saying?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Ah, I see got self a new suit. Huh that's
better suit than one will where you got that money.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
From every time.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
On site?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Must be nice, Must be nice. Get a suit like
that for your birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
All of you? Okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Moving on to Felipa.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Hey, we will invite you all over to dinner. Wear
your suit.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
You know it every time?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
All right, all right?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Moving on to Felita Felita, and Jonesborough writes, my fifty
four year old husband won't stop smoking cigars in my house.
You can relate to this clo when I'm not home.
He is no regard for how I feel about a
smoky house, even if he does it in the basement.
He said, I'm being too sensitive. How do I compromise
(01:49):
with him?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Stop sleeping with him? That's what happened to me. I
knew you could relate. I knew you could.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
We gotta let's just say a large house. I can't
smoke in it nowhere. I can't smoke in this house nowhere, nowhere.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I can't smoke outside of it at a dough and
some go through the dough.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I can't do that now because cigar smoke don't go
away just because you put the cigar down. Luddy bruh.
You gotta he gotta get him a little. This is
what he gotta do. He gotta turn his garage into
a cigar lounge and put a fan by the back
door of the house so the fan constantly blows the
(02:37):
cigar smoke to the outside.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Turn your garage into a cigar.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Lounge, or all bro go to home depot by yourself, one.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Of them sheds, okay, them aluminum sheds.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Put it outside in your backyard. Put your little portable
air conditioning in there, or a fan or something. Sit
in there and open up the doors and have you
a little smoking tent out in your backyard.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
But you gossip. Quit smoking in that house.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, because if he makes a garage into a cigar lounge,
where they're gonna park the cars.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Loo when you can't smoke in the car. Now, put
the car on the pad in front of the house.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Okay, you want to smoke, just bag the car or
cars whatever you got. Sit out there, get you some
nice little chairs out there, and enjoy your cigaarte. Just
put a fan for that front door, on that back
door that lead into the garage so you can blow
the smoke out.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
That's what I do. I turn my garage into a
man cave.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Okay, if not your whole four to one fifty don't
smell like a cigar.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
This is a serious subject.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I know, I know, but he.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Has to honor this woman and not smoking.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
That house Yeah, Yeah, it's pretty strong. Yeah, cigar smoke,
all right. Moving on to Lola in Chicago.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Lola writes, I'm dating for fun and not for a
relationship right now. My older sister is married and miserable
and says, I look like a garden tool for casually dating.
I'm twenty eight years old. What's a good age to say? Yeah,
what's a good age to settle down? Do I have
to settle for a mediocre man?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Lot? You don't have to settle for a mediocre man.
But there's an age limit to garden tooling. Garden tooling,
there's a process in gardening where you there's weeds in
your garden and you take a particular.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
A tool called a hole, and.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
You weed out the weeds in your garden. And that's
called hoey. That's a real term inform. It's called hoe
And we're gonna go out here and hold these weeds. Now,
that is no that the age bracket, the age limit
for garden tooling is never okay. You should try to
(05:00):
get past the phage of phase of garden tooling in
your life, ever, so you don't have to have a
bunch of regrets and stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Now, if you want to casually date.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
And what she's saying is you're coming across as a
garden tool. It's because if you're dating encompasses, sleeping with
a lot of different men.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
That's gonna lead to a problem that you may not foresee.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Because at one point in time, you're going to have
to make the decision to stop.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
But she didn't say she slept with them. She just
says she's dating for fun. That could be just going out,
you know, to dinner, to the movies and stuff. She
didn't say she slept with them. This is her sister
is judging her, her sister who's married and miss.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Because her sister knows what she's doing. Should That's what
this is about.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
And that's why the sister used the reference to garden tooling.
That's why she used a reference.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
So she says, what's a good age to settle down?
That's what she's asking.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Goettle down. I'm gonna just tell you right now, it ain't.
It ain't a good idea for women to sample a
lot of men. It's not a good.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Idea because of the just men can do it.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
But yeah, it's a double standing. I didn't create the
double standing. And you can you can try to change
it if you want to go ahead, it's not gonna change.
We gonna feel the same way about you when we
find out about you.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Okay, you can't even go on the dates.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
You can go on dates and kick here, but if
you're sleeping with these men after your sister is insinuating
by calling it garden.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Julie, Yeah, that's terrible, terrible.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Oh well, all right, all right, moving guns.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
And the words of my daddy to my older sisters.
And he wasn't talking to me. I just have to
be sitting in the room as a young boy. You
can't do what I do and still be a lady.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, double standard.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
All right, here we go, Chuck.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Last week. It's fun, but it's fun, all right, last one, Chuck.
In Saint Petersburg a year ago, I had sex with
a coworker that I really liked. She came on to me,
and I went ahead and had sex with her, but
(07:27):
I wanted so much more. Should I take a risk
and ask her to go out? Or do I think
she's not girlfriend material? Or do you think she's not
girlfriend material? Because she came on to a mamassuming and
had sex with the mama suming.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Well, you can. You can ask out. I would and
find out what the deal is. Okay, something gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
The night before one time, so crazy we don't even
be make eye contact about it.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
All right, all right, I think that does in clo.
Thank you, you're here for it. You're listening to the
same Harvey Morning show.
It is time right now to ask the clo our
chief love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building. This is
from Bow and Roanoke. Bow writes, my wife borrowed money
from her dad to get my birthday present. I didn't
know until her dad made a snide remark about me
having better suits than him. I feel like a failure
(00:21):
because he's holding it over my head. Should I pay
him the money back myself?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah? If it's bothering you like that, have some dignity
pay him back?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
And what should he say with that? You go your
money because he made that remark, the dad.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Or just you know, I just you know, Hey man,
hey pop, appreciate what you did.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Man, Now go get yourself a suit.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Oh okay, Well.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
What you're not gonna do is you're not finna staying
me every time you see me buy some suit.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well, what is the pop saying to him?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
What is he saying?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Ah, I see got self a new suit. Huh that's
better suit than one will where you got that money.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
From every time.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
On site?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Must be nice, Must be nice. Get a suit like
that for your birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
All of you? Okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Moving on to Felipa.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Hey, we will invite you all over to dinner. Wear
your suit.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
You know it every time?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
All right, all right?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Moving on to Felita Felita, and Jonesborough writes, my fifty
four year old husband won't stop smoking cigars in my house.
You can relate to this clo when I'm not home.
He is no regard for how I feel about a
smoky house, even if he does it in the basement.
He said, I'm being too sensitive. How do I compromise
(01:49):
with him?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Stop sleeping with him? That's what happened to me. I
knew you could relate. I knew you could.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
We gotta let's just say a large house. I can't
smoke in it nowhere. I can't smoke in this house nowhere, nowhere.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I can't smoke outside of it at a dough and
some go through the dough.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I can't do that now because cigar smoke don't go
away just because you put the cigar down. Luddy bruh.
You gotta he gotta get him a little. This is
what he gotta do. He gotta turn his garage into
a cigar lounge and put a fan by the back
door of the house so the fan constantly blows the
(02:37):
cigar smoke to the outside.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Turn your garage into a cigar.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Lounge, or all bro go to home depot by yourself, one.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Of them sheds, okay, them aluminum sheds.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Put it outside in your backyard. Put your little portable
air conditioning in there, or a fan or something. Sit
in there and open up the doors and have you
a little smoking tent out in your backyard.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
But you gossip. Quit smoking in that house.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, because if he makes a garage into a cigar lounge,
where they're gonna park the cars.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Loo when you can't smoke in the car. Now, put
the car on the pad in front of the house.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Okay, you want to smoke, just bag the car or
cars whatever you got. Sit out there, get you some
nice little chairs out there, and enjoy your cigaarte. Just
put a fan for that front door, on that back
door that lead into the garage so you can blow
the smoke out.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
That's what I do. I turn my garage into a
man cave.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Okay, if not your whole four to one fifty don't
smell like a cigar.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
This is a serious subject.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I know, I know, but he.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Has to honor this woman and not smoking.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
That house Yeah, Yeah, it's pretty strong. Yeah, cigar smoke,
all right. Moving on to Lola in Chicago.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Lola writes, I'm dating for fun and not for a
relationship right now. My older sister is married and miserable
and says, I look like a garden tool for casually dating.
I'm twenty eight years old. What's a good age to say? Yeah,
what's a good age to settle down? Do I have
to settle for a mediocre man?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Lot? You don't have to settle for a mediocre man.
But there's an age limit to garden tooling. Garden tooling,
there's a process in gardening where you there's weeds in
your garden and you take a particular.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
A tool called a hole, and.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
You weed out the weeds in your garden. And that's
called hoey. That's a real term inform. It's called hoe
And we're gonna go out here and hold these weeds. Now,
that is no that the age bracket, the age limit
for garden tooling is never okay. You should try to
(05:00):
get past the phage of phase of garden tooling in
your life, ever, so you don't have to have a
bunch of regrets and stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Now, if you want to casually date.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
And what she's saying is you're coming across as a
garden tool. It's because if you're dating encompasses, sleeping with
a lot of different men.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
That's gonna lead to a problem that you may not foresee.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Because at one point in time, you're going to have
to make the decision to stop.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
But she didn't say she slept with them. She just
says she's dating for fun. That could be just going out,
you know, to dinner, to the movies and stuff. She
didn't say she slept with them. This is her sister
is judging her, her sister who's married and miss.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Because her sister knows what she's doing. Should That's what
this is about.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
And that's why the sister used the reference to garden tooling.
That's why she used a reference.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
So she says, what's a good age to settle down?
That's what she's asking.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Goettle down. I'm gonna just tell you right now, it ain't.
It ain't a good idea for women to sample a
lot of men. It's not a good.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Idea because of the just men can do it.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
But yeah, it's a double standing. I didn't create the
double standing. And you can you can try to change
it if you want to go ahead, it's not gonna change.
We gonna feel the same way about you when we
find out about you.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Okay, you can't even go on the dates.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
You can go on dates and kick here, but if
you're sleeping with these men after your sister is insinuating
by calling it garden.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Julie, Yeah, that's terrible, terrible.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Oh well, all right, all right, moving guns.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
And the words of my daddy to my older sisters.
And he wasn't talking to me. I just have to
be sitting in the room as a young boy. You
can't do what I do and still be a lady.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, double standard.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
All right, here we go, Chuck.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Last week. It's fun, but it's fun, all right, last one, Chuck.
In Saint Petersburg a year ago, I had sex with
a coworker that I really liked. She came on to me,
and I went ahead and had sex with her, but
(07:27):
I wanted so much more. Should I take a risk
and ask her to go out? Or do I think
she's not girlfriend material? Or do you think she's not
girlfriend material? Because she came on to a mamassuming and
had sex with the mama suming.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Well, you can. You can ask out. I would and
find out what the deal is. Okay, something gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
The night before one time, so crazy we don't even
be make eye contact about it.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
All right, all right, I think that does in clo.
Thank you, you're here for it. You're listening to the
same Harvey Morning show.
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