August 15, 2025 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ready clo absolutely all right. This is from Jarvis and Texarcana.
Jarvis writes, I have a special lady in my life
that enjoys using the bathroom. She goes like clockwork every morning,
and I hate how she talked about the whole experience afterwards.
It's not very ladylike. How do I get her to
keep all of the details to herself?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh well, I didn't just come out of here and
this one here.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
No, No, I did that.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I did that.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I didn't rip it.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Please, now, it's just I was just you know, it's
amazing how much water I shot out that bowl.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I'm vegging.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
That is disgusting.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Okay, When I reached over and pulled that tie wreck
out the wall, that's what I knew.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I'll say. I'll say I'm on something now when I
snatched that tie wreck out that wall.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Because yesterday I thought i'd done something when I kicked
a hole in that hamp But that wasn't nothing.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
People don't have their hampers in the bathroom anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
So Dayfore, yesterday bore about that hot water stop.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I'll we're moving on. Cannot with you.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I reached that show curtain down, I'll sing now why.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Please, I'm moving on.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
This is from Torrance in Champagne. Torrence writes, my wife
always talked on speakerphone wherever we were. Now, all of
a sudden she has in earbuds and she's talking low
whenever she's on the phone. I love that she got earbuds.
But what sparked the change? Is my wife up to
no good?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I don't know, brother, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Well, I mean, what do you want to say?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
If she's always on speakerphone, then all of a sudden
she gets earbuds.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Well, she got some earbuds, don't you just love? She
got to hear and she talked real lot.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I'm pretty sure you said something like while you're in
there talking, you said something. You said something to the woman. Baby, baby,
I'm trying to watch TV. Baby, Why are y'all talking
so loud? She said, Okay, don't. I don't think your
wife is up to nothing. Man, Most people talk soft
on the phone. Most people have private conversations on the phone,
(02:45):
and I don't speak.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You know, maybe she had to get the phone. She
helping the girlfriend out through something, and she.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Don't want her bessins all over the place. Could be
any day don't necessarily mean she's cheating.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I don't know yet. I could be playing in your
anniversary supprise, so Father's Day gift for birthday or something
like that.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
He's very good enough.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
We don't be concerned though, all right, all right, dn,
I I tell you what, Amen, just go get a divorce.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
All right? What's what else you got over?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Because she's talking low on the phone though, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
What concern Well, well then let's just go on to
the next one.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Because you don't care. No, bro, bro help him.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
You ain't found no text, no pictures. Stop creating situations.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Man, Where there is where there are not?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
All right, Moving on to Tarran and Philly, Tarran writes,
my mother in law is mad at my husband because
he won't co sign for a car for her. She
is terrible with money, so I don't blame him. She
called me to bash my husband and I hung up
on her. Was I supposed to remain neutral and hear
her out?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
No?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
No, you you you you team your team husband, the
team white. That's that's the way it worked. Don't let
nobody come in between you and your family.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Where her home?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Where his daddy?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Where? Where is the mom's husband. The mom's husband, Yeah, yeah,
his daddy.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Well what so you went outside for I do anything
for my mom by my mama, brand new.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Car, anything, put you're in a position to do that, right.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I don't care what I was here. I just stole
and gave my mom stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Okay, well she I'm hearing that part. Well, you know,
I'm just telling you what I do for my mama.
It wasn't no limits. I'll tell you right now.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I didn't have no money for no Christmas gift, and
she was getting the Christmas gift, so I stole it
and no rock. Well you and the limitations went way up,
you know, sixteen.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Saying you but Sharon, Okay, we don't know that.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
You're way too transparent right now.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Fifty two years ago, ain't really nothing, you know, ain't
really nothing you can do about that.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Well, you know, well, the do you think he's going
to be mad because the wife hung up on the mom?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
No, well he shouldn't be.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
The wife is supposed to sort of support him. I
don't you know, I'd help my mama get a car
me personally, but yeah, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
she's horrible with money.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Got that, but you hung up. Might have been a
great mother though she hung up on, hung up, hung
up on my mama.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
No, no, not on your mother and your mother in law.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
This is her husband, mom. Maybe he could buy a
car and just put it in his name and just
give it to his.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Thing.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Same thing, yeah, yeah, But then his his mother called
her son's wife to bash her son.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Well, you're not bashing my husband.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah. Last one, Ola and Princeton. She says, I'm almost
sixty years old and I'm divorced.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah, Ola, what.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Do you expect? She's divorced, sixty years old and divorced.
She wants to start dating now. But her son said
she should find a man online because all of the
men in her area know that she got a good,
real nice divorce settlement, really nice. So her question is
(06:40):
or his? Her question is? Is there such a thing
as men who are gold diggers? Can men be gold diggers?
Is this true? Not?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Oh no, yeah, they're not a name for him too?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
What's the name helps politics? Same thing?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Just say nothing new. A person that's into you just
for your money, that other's pimp. Yeah yeah, and your
son is right, and you're sixty and it's.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Okay, just I'm talking about dating, y'all. Find somebody to
go out with. Quit talking about Dayton.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
What that's the same thing. Yeah, going out dat.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah somebody you ain't tell all this date. That ain't
what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Uh, coming up, Thank you, Stive.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Nobody's sixty availables.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
You're listening. Dave Harvey Morning Show,
Ready clo absolutely all right. This is from Jarvis and Texarcana.
Jarvis writes, I have a special lady in my life
that enjoys using the bathroom. She goes like clockwork every morning,
and I hate how she talked about the whole experience afterwards.
It's not very ladylike. How do I get her to
keep all of the details to herself?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh well, I didn't just come out of here and
this one here.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
No, No, I did that.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I did that.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I didn't rip it.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Please, now, it's just I was just you know, it's
amazing how much water I shot out that bowl.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I'm vegging.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
That is disgusting.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Okay, When I reached over and pulled that tie wreck
out the wall, that's what I knew.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I'll say. I'll say I'm on something now when I
snatched that tie wreck out that wall.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Because yesterday I thought i'd done something when I kicked
a hole in that hamp But that wasn't nothing.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
People don't have their hampers in the bathroom anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
So Dayfore, yesterday bore about that hot water stop.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I'll we're moving on. Cannot with you.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I reached that show curtain down, I'll sing now why.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Please, I'm moving on.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
This is from Torrance in Champagne. Torrence writes, my wife
always talked on speakerphone wherever we were. Now, all of
a sudden she has in earbuds and she's talking low
whenever she's on the phone. I love that she got earbuds.
But what sparked the change? Is my wife up to
no good?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I don't know, brother, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Well, I mean, what do you want to say?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
If she's always on speakerphone, then all of a sudden
she gets earbuds.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Well, she got some earbuds, don't you just love? She
got to hear and she talked real lot.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I'm pretty sure you said something like while you're in
there talking, you said something. You said something to the woman. Baby, baby,
I'm trying to watch TV. Baby, Why are y'all talking
so loud? She said, Okay, don't. I don't think your
wife is up to nothing. Man, Most people talk soft
on the phone. Most people have private conversations on the phone,
(02:45):
and I don't speak.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You know, maybe she had to get the phone. She
helping the girlfriend out through something, and she.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Don't want her bessins all over the place. Could be
any day don't necessarily mean she's cheating.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I don't know yet. I could be playing in your
anniversary supprise, so Father's Day gift for birthday or something
like that.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
He's very good enough.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
We don't be concerned though, all right, all right, dn,
I I tell you what, Amen, just go get a divorce.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
All right? What's what else you got over?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Because she's talking low on the phone though, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
What concern Well, well then let's just go on to
the next one.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Because you don't care. No, bro, bro help him.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
You ain't found no text, no pictures. Stop creating situations.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Man, Where there is where there are not?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
All right, Moving on to Tarran and Philly, Tarran writes,
my mother in law is mad at my husband because
he won't co sign for a car for her. She
is terrible with money, so I don't blame him. She
called me to bash my husband and I hung up
on her. Was I supposed to remain neutral and hear
her out?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
No?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
No, you you you you team your team husband, the
team white. That's that's the way it worked. Don't let
nobody come in between you and your family.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Where her home?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Where his daddy?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Where? Where is the mom's husband. The mom's husband, Yeah, yeah,
his daddy.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Well what so you went outside for I do anything
for my mom by my mama, brand new.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Car, anything, put you're in a position to do that, right.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I don't care what I was here. I just stole
and gave my mom stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Okay, well she I'm hearing that part. Well, you know,
I'm just telling you what I do for my mama.
It wasn't no limits. I'll tell you right now.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I didn't have no money for no Christmas gift, and
she was getting the Christmas gift, so I stole it
and no rock. Well you and the limitations went way up,
you know, sixteen.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Saying you but Sharon, Okay, we don't know that.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
You're way too transparent right now.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Fifty two years ago, ain't really nothing, you know, ain't
really nothing you can do about that.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Well, you know, well, the do you think he's going
to be mad because the wife hung up on the mom?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
No, well he shouldn't be.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
The wife is supposed to sort of support him. I
don't you know, I'd help my mama get a car
me personally, but yeah, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
she's horrible with money.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Got that, but you hung up. Might have been a
great mother though she hung up on, hung up, hung
up on my mama.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
No, no, not on your mother and your mother in law.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
This is her husband, mom. Maybe he could buy a
car and just put it in his name and just
give it to his.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Thing.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Same thing, yeah, yeah, But then his his mother called
her son's wife to bash her son.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Well, you're not bashing my husband.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah. Last one, Ola and Princeton. She says, I'm almost
sixty years old and I'm divorced.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah, Ola, what.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Do you expect? She's divorced, sixty years old and divorced.
She wants to start dating now. But her son said
she should find a man online because all of the
men in her area know that she got a good,
real nice divorce settlement, really nice. So her question is
(06:40):
or his? Her question is? Is there such a thing
as men who are gold diggers? Can men be gold diggers?
Is this true? Not?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Oh no, yeah, they're not a name for him too?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
What's the name helps politics? Same thing?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Just say nothing new. A person that's into you just
for your money, that other's pimp. Yeah yeah, and your
son is right, and you're sixty and it's.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Okay, just I'm talking about dating, y'all. Find somebody to
go out with. Quit talking about Dayton.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
What that's the same thing. Yeah, going out dat.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah somebody you ain't tell all this date. That ain't
what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Uh, coming up, Thank you, Stive.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Nobody's sixty availables.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
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