August 21, 2025 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time. Yeah to ask the clo our chief
love Officer, Steve Harvey. All right, clo, here we go.
Regina in Phoenix rites, I have hot flashes and mood swings,
and my husband thinks it's cool to make jokes about
me around his male friends. I'm twelve years older than
my husband, and the jokes often crossed the line. Why
(00:21):
does he think it's so funny to talk about me?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Well, you could make him stops some jokes about him.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
To in front of her girlfriends or his friends.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
In front of his friends, he's not gonna be like
what he Well might be hot, but it ain't causing
nothing you did.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh you're going in for the kill. Clap bag.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I like it. I like it. You know what I'm saying.
What you don't do is back up off me.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Uh. His boys would be.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Follow over right with let Oh there'd be hollid. Yeah,
I like it.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Cut them back, all right, Regina. Moving on to Alice
in Wilmington, Alice writes, I'm almost sixty years old and
I'm still sexually active, but that's all these old men
think about. I would love to go on a few
dates before we jump in bed. I would also love
to get married again. Where do I go to meet
(01:28):
my future husband? Steve? That's ucl I can't tell you
that a direct question.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You're almost sixty, I'm still sexually active.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
That ain't no news.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
There's a lot of people anybody, anybody gave up at
fifty eight and then all they and all these old
men won't is that they almost out of time.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
So get it in, they push.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I don't know where you go meet date people, but
I do know this, Uh huh you still have to
have standards and uh and uh you know requirements. Yeah,
you still have to have that regardless, you just haven't
met the right person. What circle of people are you?
(02:24):
What is your pool that you're selecting from? What does
that look like? Are you in the same place looking
for them? You know? And then maybe maybe hunting isn't
your thing? You know, maybe just maybe that's not it.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
So listen.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
A recommendation of well, I can't find where do I
find you?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Don't find you?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, I've very rarely seen a woman go outsid man I.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Meet, Yeah, she just wants to go somewhere.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I think what you need is to be set up
by one of your friends who has an older gentleman
who thinks you will be you would be best on
the set up date ocause you're not good at picking
block is ticking.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Well, She says, she just wants to go on a
few dates before she jumps in bed with these guys.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, well that's on you. You know that's on you. Yeah,
it is.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I don't I don't know why women don't think you
don't have control of that?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Right exactly, that's what I want to do.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, you're right, she's almost sixty A weekly Golden Corral.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
We got to get it in. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
She just wants to go at least to Golden Corral
first before they do all of that. Yeah, all right.
Moving on to Charlotte in Valdosta, Charlotte writes, I was
sitting in my car putting on make up for a
date when I saw my preacher creeping with a young woman.
(04:05):
I've been trying to get my granddaughter into the church daycare,
but it's full Is it wrong to use this as
leverage to secure her spotmail?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Come on, clo, so let me ask you a question.
You think after spotting your past to creep.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
It with a young woman.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
And your granddaughter can't get in there churches daycare, church
church daycare? You think this would be a good way
to use as blackmail? I think you have a deeper issue.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
What's her issue?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Is this the type of shepherd you want to follow?
So now, how good is that daycare? How good as
a church under that leadership? If you'dne already busted him?
What you don't think is more behind the scenes than that.
That's the part you busted him off. Ain't not telling
(05:12):
what else is going on? So if I were you,
I wouldn't even be a consideration of mine. Don't worry
about your granddaughter getting into daycare? Why are you at
the church?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Okay? All right?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
At the top you're saying, yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I mean, I'm just so understanding why.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
You you just skipped over all the other stuff just
to get your baby in the daycare. That don't make
no sense. He out here just running these tricks. Let
me get this baby in the daycare. You know, your
trick running past her?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Who is she gonna tell? Though? Yeah, who's she gonna
tell him?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
And then he's gonna yeah, she gonna go up to
him and go, hay, past I saw you creeping. And
I'm gonna keep this to myself, but you need to
put my grandbaby in this daycare?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, I know it's full uh playing wow, And.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Then you know you need to let me get the
rest of his makeup on and tell me what you
think about me.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
How whoa. There's a whole lot of levels to this.
You went there with it?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, but you know, once again, we live in this
world where all these crazy things has happened that people
just normalize. I saw my pastor creeping try to get
my grand baby in the daycare. You think I could
use that to bribe him to get him a baby
in take care? What way you skipped all of that?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
She did? She did?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah, but she said that's wrong to use this as leverage.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Is it wrong? What do you mean? Is it wrong?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
You even you considering it, but you're not looking at
the rest of it.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
That's your pastor you saw creeping.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Okay, you know that's wrong.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
So all right, No, lady, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, last one, last one, Steve. This is from Jones
and Syracuse. Jones writes, my wife's twenty four year old
son is about to catch these hands. He takes my
tools without asking, and he's always borrowing my wife's car.
Yesterday I was working in the garage and I needed
my fan. It's at his house. How do I get
(07:23):
this to stop?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I mean, it's real simple.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
You got to pull him to the side and say, hey, listen, man,
you can't touch my stuff without asking me.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Period.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
These ain't your mama's tools, none of this hip. You
got to anything in this house. You got to come
to me as a man and ask me for it.
Don't just walk out of here with nothing else or else.
All right, that's a want, that's your warning.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
That's the thank you, Celo. You're listening. Steve Hardy Morning
Show
It is time. Yeah to ask the clo our chief
love Officer, Steve Harvey. All right, clo, here we go.
Regina in Phoenix rites, I have hot flashes and mood swings,
and my husband thinks it's cool to make jokes about
me around his male friends. I'm twelve years older than
my husband, and the jokes often crossed the line. Why
(00:21):
does he think it's so funny to talk about me?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Well, you could make him stops some jokes about him.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
To in front of her girlfriends or his friends.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
In front of his friends, he's not gonna be like
what he Well might be hot, but it ain't causing
nothing you did.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh you're going in for the kill. Clap bag.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I like it. I like it. You know what I'm saying.
What you don't do is back up off me.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Uh. His boys would be.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Follow over right with let Oh there'd be hollid. Yeah,
I like it.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Cut them back, all right, Regina. Moving on to Alice
in Wilmington, Alice writes, I'm almost sixty years old and
I'm still sexually active, but that's all these old men
think about. I would love to go on a few
dates before we jump in bed. I would also love
to get married again. Where do I go to meet
(01:28):
my future husband? Steve? That's ucl I can't tell you
that a direct question.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You're almost sixty, I'm still sexually active.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
That ain't no news.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
There's a lot of people anybody, anybody gave up at
fifty eight and then all they and all these old
men won't is that they almost out of time.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
So get it in, they push.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I don't know where you go meet date people, but
I do know this, Uh huh you still have to
have standards and uh and uh you know requirements. Yeah,
you still have to have that regardless, you just haven't
met the right person. What circle of people are you?
(02:24):
What is your pool that you're selecting from? What does
that look like? Are you in the same place looking
for them? You know? And then maybe maybe hunting isn't
your thing? You know, maybe just maybe that's not it.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
So listen.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
A recommendation of well, I can't find where do I
find you?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Don't find you?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, I've very rarely seen a woman go outsid man I.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Meet, Yeah, she just wants to go somewhere.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I think what you need is to be set up
by one of your friends who has an older gentleman
who thinks you will be you would be best on
the set up date ocause you're not good at picking
block is ticking.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Well, She says, she just wants to go on a
few dates before she jumps in bed with these guys.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, well that's on you. You know that's on you. Yeah,
it is.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I don't I don't know why women don't think you
don't have control of that?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Right exactly, that's what I want to do.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, you're right, she's almost sixty A weekly Golden Corral.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
We got to get it in. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
She just wants to go at least to Golden Corral
first before they do all of that. Yeah, all right.
Moving on to Charlotte in Valdosta, Charlotte writes, I was
sitting in my car putting on make up for a
date when I saw my preacher creeping with a young woman.
(04:05):
I've been trying to get my granddaughter into the church daycare,
but it's full Is it wrong to use this as
leverage to secure her spotmail?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Come on, clo, so let me ask you a question.
You think after spotting your past to creep.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
It with a young woman.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
And your granddaughter can't get in there churches daycare, church
church daycare? You think this would be a good way
to use as blackmail? I think you have a deeper issue.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
What's her issue?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Is this the type of shepherd you want to follow?
So now, how good is that daycare? How good as
a church under that leadership? If you'dne already busted him?
What you don't think is more behind the scenes than that.
That's the part you busted him off. Ain't not telling
(05:12):
what else is going on? So if I were you,
I wouldn't even be a consideration of mine. Don't worry
about your granddaughter getting into daycare? Why are you at
the church?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Okay? All right?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
At the top you're saying, yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I mean, I'm just so understanding why.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
You you just skipped over all the other stuff just
to get your baby in the daycare. That don't make
no sense. He out here just running these tricks. Let
me get this baby in the daycare. You know, your
trick running past her?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Who is she gonna tell? Though? Yeah, who's she gonna
tell him?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
And then he's gonna yeah, she gonna go up to
him and go, hay, past I saw you creeping. And
I'm gonna keep this to myself, but you need to
put my grandbaby in this daycare?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, I know it's full uh playing wow, And.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Then you know you need to let me get the
rest of his makeup on and tell me what you
think about me.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
How whoa. There's a whole lot of levels to this.
You went there with it?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, but you know, once again, we live in this
world where all these crazy things has happened that people
just normalize. I saw my pastor creeping try to get
my grand baby in the daycare. You think I could
use that to bribe him to get him a baby
in take care? What way you skipped all of that?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
She did? She did?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah, but she said that's wrong to use this as leverage.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Is it wrong? What do you mean? Is it wrong?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
You even you considering it, but you're not looking at
the rest of it.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
That's your pastor you saw creeping.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Okay, you know that's wrong.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
So all right, No, lady, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, last one, last one, Steve. This is from Jones
and Syracuse. Jones writes, my wife's twenty four year old
son is about to catch these hands. He takes my
tools without asking, and he's always borrowing my wife's car.
Yesterday I was working in the garage and I needed
my fan. It's at his house. How do I get
(07:23):
this to stop?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I mean, it's real simple.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
You got to pull him to the side and say, hey, listen, man,
you can't touch my stuff without asking me.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Period.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
These ain't your mama's tools, none of this hip. You
got to anything in this house. You got to come
to me as a man and ask me for it.
Don't just walk out of here with nothing else or else.
All right, that's a want, that's your warning.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
That's the thank you, Celo. You're listening. Steve Hardy Morning
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