August 22, 2025 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That's all coming up at.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Theah yeah yeah, yeah yeah, that's coming up at top
of our shirt. Here's time for another random thought. And
I just wanted to address the person who looked at
my fishing video that I released recently and made the
comment and asked, why does he have on a long
sleeve shirt if he fishing?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Ain't it?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
You know? The ignorance of people sometimes befuddle me. If
you don't know what you're talking about, why don't you
just be quiet. It's one thing to have people think
you a food, that to open your mouth and remove
all doubt. I don't know if you noticed it, but
people who live in very hot climates, you don't see
them in shorts and short sleeve shirts because you protect
(00:44):
your skin from direct sunlight and cooler and it's called
a dry drive fit fishing Jersey, and that's what people
wear when you fish, so you don't have the direct
heat on your arms, the sun on your arms. I
just wanted to say that to the ignorant person. Okay, eyes,
he's swishing.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Shirt.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Go ahead, it's time to ask.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
This time for clo, so not go ahead.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Victor and Aiken says, I went out with my buddies
and we got wasted. I fell asleep in the club.
So my buddy decided to text my wife to tell
her that he was dropping me off. I'm curious because
he knew that was foul, he said, he did what's
what was right? Was all that necessary?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Well, I don't understand why you got to call his
wife and tell him that you're dropping him off drunk?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Just drop him.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Off, he texted her. Yeah, Well, what you're touting.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
The wife for? Just just get your buddy in the car.
He did the right thing. You don't let freean's drive drunk.
That's number one. Now drive your boy home and let
him say whatever he wants to say when he gets home.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Mm, what text his wife for him?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah? For what? For what?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Now he comes? Oh no, he that drunk? Now he
comes all this here. He got deal with some extra.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Stuff he was. He was that drunk, But we deal
with that.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
When I get home. Hey, Shirley, this is see a
little bad started acting like a wife sometime. He random, Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
You're trying to figure out to get home?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
He was, Yeah, but see, just let him deal with it.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
He was wasted. But the man drove his friends home.
Friends don't let friends drive drum what friends? Friends don't
text wives to tell them their hook and drunk that
they what to say it is.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
He texted the wife to tell her he was dropping
her husband off.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Because he was drunk. No, he told her he was drunk.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Shure, hmm, okay. So when he comes to the house
and he don't have his.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Car and all that, it's all coming out.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, it all come out then. But now she got
ammo loaded when he come through the door. So now
you done got so drunk. Now your friend has got it.
You know, he didn't even get a chance to tell
his story.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
No, together, get a lie together, say that.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Hey, let's move on to the next.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Because we're gonna move on to Kiara and Hoover.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Kiara writes, I was sitting in my car after work
and a lady started beating on my window, yelling that
I had sex with her man. I haven't slept with
her man in over a year. I can't get in
touch with him, and I'm scared of her. Do I
tell the truth if she comes back and she will
know that?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
What you think?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Still, where are you sitting with your window roll up?
And she keeps finding you that number one, you have
gotta change your parker spot. That's if you parked and
in your designated spot.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
They know what. I ain't slept with her man in
over a year. I can't even get in contact.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
You should and you should. She's still on the wall path,
still talking about that.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
That was a long time.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
That was a year agobe, that.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Was a year ago, and I can't even contact here
to you?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, all right?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Uh. Moving on to Walt in San Jose. Walt writes,
I'm an online listener and I love this show. I've
been married four times and I'm in a polyamorous relationship. Now,
marriage isn't for everyone, and I can tell your listeners
what a poly life, that a poly lifestyle is a
way to go.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Can I come on your show and talk to you?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Come on? Absolutely? Absolutely, come on, come on, yeah, man,
come on you Leo or y'all, come on. I want
to hear it.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I want to hear it because I want to know.
But really, man, when you come on, I want you
to bring at least two of the women so I
can hear what they get out of it. I got
what you're getting out of it, and I got you,
say Mary Jane for everybody, and well, see bro Mary
Jane for you because.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
You're on your fourth marriage.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, but now you're a polyamu's relationship. That's because you've
been in one four other times previously. You just didn't
notify the wife of it. So see, yeah, you should
come on. So please come on the show. Yes, we're
very interested in this. Yeah, you ain't got to worry
(05:51):
about me being late.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
But you have to have.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Two of the women on the show so I can
ask them questions to y Yeah, that would be very interesting.
I would do that. Why don't y'all book that? Monica Carler,
why don't y'all book that?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Okay caller looking twisted mob look at her.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Look during the whole interview twist.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Anniversary playing and say, well, you know it wouldn't be
twenty one years the day with polyamorous I'll.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Tell you that night all facts.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I'm not down with that.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Please let me just take care of one well and
we'll please.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
You can't even bring nobody in here name Polly, let
me no animal and marios you get all them. You
can't bring Polly in here, Anna in here, all.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Marias you want to come in here with none of them?
Help us.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
No, I'm looking forward to polyamorous day, Polly Day. All right,
last one, Steve, This is Constance and Potomac. Constance writes,
I'm the queen of playing games. When a man likes me,
ignore call, I ignore calls. I cancel dates for no reason,
just to see how badly a man wants to talk
(07:14):
to me. I have a new man in my life
and he said he's not going to chase me.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Is that a red flag?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
No, it's not a red flag. You don't have a man.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
See, you want somebody to chase you, and you playing games.
You don't have a man. So how's that working out?
Where you get this ignorance from? If you ignore my call?
Well you got time, you'll ignore my call. I bet
I'll get somebody who would take the call.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Go ahead, ssh, thank.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
You, Steve.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
You're listening. Steve Harvey Morning Show
That's all coming up at.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Theah yeah yeah, yeah yeah, that's coming up at top
of our shirt. Here's time for another random thought. And
I just wanted to address the person who looked at
my fishing video that I released recently and made the
comment and asked, why does he have on a long
sleeve shirt if he fishing?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Ain't it?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
You know? The ignorance of people sometimes befuddle me. If
you don't know what you're talking about, why don't you
just be quiet. It's one thing to have people think
you a food, that to open your mouth and remove
all doubt. I don't know if you noticed it, but
people who live in very hot climates, you don't see
them in shorts and short sleeve shirts because you protect
(00:44):
your skin from direct sunlight and cooler and it's called
a dry drive fit fishing Jersey, and that's what people
wear when you fish, so you don't have the direct
heat on your arms, the sun on your arms. I
just wanted to say that to the ignorant person. Okay, eyes,
he's swishing.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Shirt.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Go ahead, it's time to ask.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
This time for clo, so not go ahead.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Victor and Aiken says, I went out with my buddies
and we got wasted. I fell asleep in the club.
So my buddy decided to text my wife to tell
her that he was dropping me off. I'm curious because
he knew that was foul, he said, he did what's
what was right? Was all that necessary?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Well, I don't understand why you got to call his
wife and tell him that you're dropping him off drunk?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Just drop him.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Off, he texted her. Yeah, Well, what you're touting.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
The wife for? Just just get your buddy in the car.
He did the right thing. You don't let freean's drive drunk.
That's number one. Now drive your boy home and let
him say whatever he wants to say when he gets home.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Mm, what text his wife for him?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah? For what? For what?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Now he comes? Oh no, he that drunk? Now he
comes all this here. He got deal with some extra.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Stuff he was. He was that drunk, But we deal
with that.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
When I get home. Hey, Shirley, this is see a
little bad started acting like a wife sometime. He random, Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
You're trying to figure out to get home?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
He was, Yeah, but see, just let him deal with it.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
He was wasted. But the man drove his friends home.
Friends don't let friends drive drum what friends? Friends don't
text wives to tell them their hook and drunk that
they what to say it is.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
He texted the wife to tell her he was dropping
her husband off.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Because he was drunk. No, he told her he was drunk.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Shure, hmm, okay. So when he comes to the house
and he don't have his.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Car and all that, it's all coming out.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, it all come out then. But now she got
ammo loaded when he come through the door. So now
you done got so drunk. Now your friend has got it.
You know, he didn't even get a chance to tell
his story.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
No, together, get a lie together, say that.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Hey, let's move on to the next.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Because we're gonna move on to Kiara and Hoover.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Kiara writes, I was sitting in my car after work
and a lady started beating on my window, yelling that
I had sex with her man. I haven't slept with
her man in over a year. I can't get in
touch with him, and I'm scared of her. Do I
tell the truth if she comes back and she will
know that?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
What you think?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Still, where are you sitting with your window roll up?
And she keeps finding you that number one, you have
gotta change your parker spot. That's if you parked and
in your designated spot.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
They know what. I ain't slept with her man in
over a year. I can't even get in contact.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
You should and you should. She's still on the wall path,
still talking about that.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
That was a long time.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
That was a year agobe, that.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Was a year ago, and I can't even contact here
to you?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, all right?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Uh. Moving on to Walt in San Jose. Walt writes,
I'm an online listener and I love this show. I've
been married four times and I'm in a polyamorous relationship. Now,
marriage isn't for everyone, and I can tell your listeners
what a poly life, that a poly lifestyle is a
way to go.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Can I come on your show and talk to you?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Come on? Absolutely? Absolutely, come on, come on, yeah, man,
come on you Leo or y'all, come on. I want
to hear it.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I want to hear it because I want to know.
But really, man, when you come on, I want you
to bring at least two of the women so I
can hear what they get out of it. I got
what you're getting out of it, and I got you,
say Mary Jane for everybody, and well, see bro Mary
Jane for you because.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
You're on your fourth marriage.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, but now you're a polyamu's relationship. That's because you've
been in one four other times previously. You just didn't
notify the wife of it. So see, yeah, you should
come on. So please come on the show. Yes, we're
very interested in this. Yeah, you ain't got to worry
(05:51):
about me being late.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
But you have to have.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Two of the women on the show so I can
ask them questions to y Yeah, that would be very interesting.
I would do that. Why don't y'all book that? Monica Carler,
why don't y'all book that?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Okay caller looking twisted mob look at her.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Look during the whole interview twist.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Anniversary playing and say, well, you know it wouldn't be
twenty one years the day with polyamorous I'll.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Tell you that night all facts.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I'm not down with that.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Please let me just take care of one well and
we'll please.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
You can't even bring nobody in here name Polly, let
me no animal and marios you get all them. You
can't bring Polly in here, Anna in here, all.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Marias you want to come in here with none of them?
Help us.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
No, I'm looking forward to polyamorous day, Polly Day. All right,
last one, Steve, This is Constance and Potomac. Constance writes,
I'm the queen of playing games. When a man likes me,
ignore call, I ignore calls. I cancel dates for no reason,
just to see how badly a man wants to talk
(07:14):
to me. I have a new man in my life
and he said he's not going to chase me.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Is that a red flag?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
No, it's not a red flag. You don't have a man.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
See, you want somebody to chase you, and you playing games.
You don't have a man. So how's that working out?
Where you get this ignorance from? If you ignore my call?
Well you got time, you'll ignore my call. I bet
I'll get somebody who would take the call.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Go ahead, ssh, thank.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
You, Steve.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
You're listening. Steve Harvey Morning Show
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