Ask The CLO - 09.02.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask the CLO. Our chief love Officer,
Steve Harvey is in the building. Quentin and Bakersfield says,
I'm dating a woman that is bestie's with her mom,
and when we go out, her mom comes to CLO.
I don't mind the mom coming, but she's got it
going on and I'm becoming more attracted to her. Do

(00:21):
I separate myself from the two of them? Or do
I focus more on the mother and see where that
could possibly go?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Quentin?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Quentin, yes, Quentin, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I cannot tell you how dog and deep the hole
is you about to step? Yo?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Dump?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Now mom has a going on. I bet she do.
Mmm now, sir, I don't know how far you and
this daughter then went. I don't know how y'all met.
I don't know if y'all was set up. I don't
know if y'all been cuddling. I don't know if y'all
and went all the way. It don't sound like it.

(01:14):
It sounds like y'all just been hanging out and you
trying to see where it goes.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I understand what, Lord Mercy.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
I updated in my life a best friend that had
a woman who had a best friend that used to
come along, and her friend was finer than her. So
and the first day we had never done nothing. We
just went out on the date. The first day we
went out, I drew the conclusion that I would be

(01:48):
much better off with her friend than her I.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Came at the first day. I knew that right way
first date, just on sight.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
In my twenty some years, I came to the conclusion
that my life, future and all I hope.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
For would be in better hands with her.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Friend, because, like the mom and this one, she had
it going on.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Boy did she. So. I sat there and made the
switch in my mind.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Okay, the problem I had, Quentin, is the problem you
gonna have. You can make the switch in your mind,
but how do you get to switch out verbally, the
verbage to use to tell your original date that you

(02:46):
are now feeling her best.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
I have yet to come up with those words, Quentin,
good luck.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Steve, isn't this different? It's her mom. It's not just
her best friend, it's her best friend who happens to
be her mom.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Surely I told you what would happen with just the
best friend.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
I really don't know what to tell you about this
girl's mom.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, this is something right now, this is really something.
You gotta stop.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
It ain't nothing, he could say, you know.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
There's nothing.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
You're right all right.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Moving on to JJ in Southfield, JJ says, last night
I heard rumbling in my backyard, so I opened the curtains.
My neighbor and a woman were back there having sex.
The next day he called to thank me for not
scaring the woman off, and he said it won't happen again.
His wife is my wife's cousin. I know man code,

(03:47):
but do I break code if it involves family?

Speaker 3 (03:50):
No, you can't break man code. Family, your wife's cousin.
They ain't even clothes. That ain't your brother. You're really
don't even know them people. Man, Come on now, my

(04:11):
mama's sister's kids. What what y'all live out of state
in all this whatever? Now, dog, you can't break man
cold on that, okay. And he even he realized you
saw him and thanked.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
You and said it won't happen again, not in your backyard.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
That's what That's what he said. That what he meant, Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no,
that's what he said. It won't happen again. You didn't
hear under his breath. It won't happen again, right, yea,
that's what that.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Means, all right, Harper and Talladega says, I'm thirty and
I'm dating a black man that is a mama's boy.
If the food doesn't taste like it's mama's food, then
he won't eat it. He highly offended my pastor's wife
last week by telling her that she didn't cook her
lime of beans long enough. We're about to get engaged,
should I think twice before marrying him?

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Well, now I'm gonna be real, which it's hard to
chew down on some tough line.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
I'm just gonna be real with you.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
You know that, because they already starchy, you know, and
that's like that, that's like undercooked coin. You know, them
starting foods. You got to cook them through and through.
I'd rather have a soft line of bean than a
crunchy line of bean. These ain't snap peas. Now, you
got to know your groceries, you know. And if you're
gonna be country and we're gonna get married, you can't

(05:40):
be in here undercooking these limee of bean and the
pastor wife no better.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, hell you and a Harry Foe.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
You should have just left them on and came to church,
cut them on low and leave him in there.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
On simmer in the crack five.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
And then call home and tell somebody ain't here is
somebody that don't go to church, go up there and
turn them beans off.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
But you gotta say it like that. You better come
up with That's how they always go in there and
turn them beans.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Off somebody before they run over. You know how they
go because somebody at that street, in their apartment across
the street, got the kid your house because you made
friends with them. Y'all had your own little watch committee,
and you know to send them over to the house
cause they don't never go to church and turn them
beans off.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
I got a question lady that wrote the letter, is
she white? Because she says some dating a black man.
Man see, And.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Now that I kind of thought that too. I wouldn't
gonna say that because I try to stay out of
hild when I came assist. You don't give it from
here I go. You know, you know y'all always running
stuff under hot water. Anyway, you got the ball and
blind of beans, and your pastor's wife don't know how
to cook, and I don't blame it black for saying
nothing about it, because I'm not gonna be coming over

(06:56):
here these little white dinners and y'all under cooking these
vegetables and running these hot water across these green beans
and slicing up these almonds on them. I'm not coming
over here for this. And stop putting these marshmallows on
top of these jam Who talked y'all to do that?
And we like dressing, and dressing and stovetop is two
different things.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Entirely coming to the White church. No more.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Thank you for llow you're listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show