September 3, 2025 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask the CLO our Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey. This is from Madison and Chesterfield. Madison writes,
I saw my sister's husband out with his female coworker,
and I mentioned it in conversation to my sister. He
called me and said that I'm messy. I told him
(00:20):
that he's the one that made it look messy. Should
I tell my sister that he called me?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
That's what she wants to know.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I mean, you know, I'm pretty sure when he called
you to tell you that you messy, that he ain't
care if you called her, you done already made the
call that he felt you had no business making. That's
what he called because he felt like you were trying
(00:48):
to insinuate or start something just by making that phone call.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
And you, as her sister, you have every right to
make that phone call.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I guess you know, if you see your sister's been
out with a coworker, just say hey, hey, I just
saw Jerome out with his coworker.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
And so when the.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Wife confronted him, he said, no, we was out because
we were waiting on a group or we were sitting
there and some other people was joining us, or something
like that, and we was in a broad daylight wide
or propel Republic, and that's all that was. And then
he called you and said, hey, look, I appreciate you
calling my wife because you're trying to be messy. Now
(01:30):
he expects you to call her and say that because
I promise you.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
He said that to your sister. I promised you. He
said that to your sister.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
And so that's the truth.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah, yeah, because well.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, because I know it was a public place. She
saw me, because she saw him. Now if she saw
them coming out of the doorway of the parking lot
at the Winchester Innen, then that's a whole nother report.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
But if you're sitting at a table at the Golden
Corral and it's the most seats around, then that's.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
A company outing with rashon.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
All right, all right, Moving on to Josh in Kansas City,
Josh writes, my neighbors and I are all in a
text group. I told them I was having a get
together and they were welcome to come by. One of
the white guys asked if there would be any bbl's
at my party. Should I have laughed it off like
(02:41):
I did or stepped.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
To him what you gonna step to him for?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Because he asked if there were going to be any
bbl's at his party, meaning any you know, big booty
black women.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Oh that's.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Huh, I wonder what they're what they're really BBL bb
So now that's what he was asking, though, I mean,
now you shouldn't step to him. He's just a neighbor.
He's just making a joke.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Maybe he now if he the only white dude on
the text threehead, but you invited your whole neighborhood, so
you live in a mixed neighborhood. So he said, okay,
one of the white guys. He wanted to know what's
gonna be in there because because he coming, Hey, man,
(03:32):
you don't know, I mean, is his wife black?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
You don't know? Do he like black women?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Kind of like wait a minute, So was sir Shuley
you're saying he said BBL is a big booty black one?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
No, no, no, he said BBL.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
He said BBL, confusing me and you that's what.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah, okay, well then yeah, if it's gonna be any
bb l's there, yeah, that ain't no understand up to
him back and then he says it's going being any
them black women with them huge coduncles on them, and
I can come through and maybe you know then, yeah,
you would have.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Had a problem now like what he meant.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
So, yeah, they ain't got no LLB like little little booties.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Ain't no little bitty booties. You get a B B
L and you can get an LBB which one?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
You can get an enhancement or reduction? All right? Moving on?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
You get a bt O.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
What's the bt O?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Steve, careful, you'll go home?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
All right.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
We're moving on to Simone and Indianapolis. Simone writes, my
husband left to go hang out with his boys wearing
a button front shirt. When he came home, he had
on a T shirt and he said he left his
other shirt at the cigar bar. By mistake, he didn't
smell cigar smoke. Where's his other shirt?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
I tell you where it wasn't coming. It wasn't coming
in that house. I tell you that. I don't know
where his shirt.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Is, but it wasn't not coming back up in here
on forty four, fifteen sixteen Ferguson Avenue.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
That's where it wasn't gonna come. I don't know where
your man shirt at. And I don't know why that
T shirt don't smell like cigarette.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
But I want to put my hands together and thank
god he didn't bring that shirt in that house.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I don't care what Lie.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I'm gonna have to tell you as to what happened
to my shirt, but we will not be discussing to
glitter your foundation.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
On this shirt. I'm not fitna be in him, man.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
So what Lie goes with that?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
That's what you gotta do, Louis, put no shirt coming
in the house with a T shirt.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
At least, if you're coming home with a new T shirt,
you're gonna have to stop. Pull over cigar, light it up,
blow it on this shirt. But we can get this
shirt smelling like where we're saying we came from you
ignorant behind.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Okay, that didn't happen.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
The god he but see that shirt right there.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
That shirt couldn't come back to the house. See he don't.
He don't know the light bread trick.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I can come home with that shirt because I know
the light I know what light bread. You can get lipstick.
You got lipstick on your shirt collar. You got to
get some light bread, white bread at the stove. Stop
roll it up in your hand. And just start rubbing
it on the collar. It'll take it right. I showed
it you y'all one time.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yeah, So he didn't smell like cigar smoke. There's that.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
He could have had that shirt on.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
He could have had that shirt on and open that
that trunk or that hood and get on that motor
and waddle all on that motor and get that just
get that shirt motor ride like yes, they are like trying.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Took that shirt and drove to a ditch.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
We got to go, coming up with it own and.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Told ended ditch, got.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Up and coming up next.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Leave.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
What happened to me?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
It is time to ask the CLO our Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey. This is from Madison and Chesterfield. Madison writes,
I saw my sister's husband out with his female coworker,
and I mentioned it in conversation to my sister. He
called me and said that I'm messy. I told him
(00:20):
that he's the one that made it look messy. Should
I tell my sister that he called me?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
That's what she wants to know.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I mean, you know, I'm pretty sure when he called
you to tell you that you messy, that he ain't
care if you called her, you done already made the
call that he felt you had no business making. That's
what he called because he felt like you were trying
(00:48):
to insinuate or start something just by making that phone call.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
And you, as her sister, you have every right to
make that phone call.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I guess you know, if you see your sister's been
out with a coworker, just say hey, hey, I just
saw Jerome out with his coworker.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
And so when the.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Wife confronted him, he said, no, we was out because
we were waiting on a group or we were sitting
there and some other people was joining us, or something
like that, and we was in a broad daylight wide
or propel Republic, and that's all that was. And then
he called you and said, hey, look, I appreciate you
calling my wife because you're trying to be messy. Now
(01:30):
he expects you to call her and say that because
I promise you.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
He said that to your sister. I promised you. He
said that to your sister.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
And so that's the truth.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah, yeah, because well.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, because I know it was a public place. She
saw me, because she saw him. Now if she saw
them coming out of the doorway of the parking lot
at the Winchester Innen, then that's a whole nother report.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
But if you're sitting at a table at the Golden
Corral and it's the most seats around, then that's.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
A company outing with rashon.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
All right, all right, Moving on to Josh in Kansas City,
Josh writes, my neighbors and I are all in a
text group. I told them I was having a get
together and they were welcome to come by. One of
the white guys asked if there would be any bbl's
at my party. Should I have laughed it off like
(02:41):
I did or stepped.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
To him what you gonna step to him for?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Because he asked if there were going to be any
bbl's at his party, meaning any you know, big booty
black women.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Oh that's.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Huh, I wonder what they're what they're really BBL bb
So now that's what he was asking, though, I mean,
now you shouldn't step to him. He's just a neighbor.
He's just making a joke.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Maybe he now if he the only white dude on
the text threehead, but you invited your whole neighborhood, so
you live in a mixed neighborhood. So he said, okay,
one of the white guys. He wanted to know what's
gonna be in there because because he coming, Hey, man,
(03:32):
you don't know, I mean, is his wife black?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
You don't know? Do he like black women?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Kind of like wait a minute, So was sir Shuley
you're saying he said BBL is a big booty black one?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
No, no, no, he said BBL.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
He said BBL, confusing me and you that's what.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah, okay, well then yeah, if it's gonna be any
bb l's there, yeah, that ain't no understand up to
him back and then he says it's going being any
them black women with them huge coduncles on them, and
I can come through and maybe you know then, yeah,
you would have.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Had a problem now like what he meant.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
So, yeah, they ain't got no LLB like little little booties.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Ain't no little bitty booties. You get a B B
L and you can get an LBB which one?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
You can get an enhancement or reduction? All right? Moving on?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
You get a bt O.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
What's the bt O?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Steve, careful, you'll go home?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
All right.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
We're moving on to Simone and Indianapolis. Simone writes, my
husband left to go hang out with his boys wearing
a button front shirt. When he came home, he had
on a T shirt and he said he left his
other shirt at the cigar bar. By mistake, he didn't
smell cigar smoke. Where's his other shirt?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
I tell you where it wasn't coming. It wasn't coming
in that house. I tell you that. I don't know
where his shirt.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Is, but it wasn't not coming back up in here
on forty four, fifteen sixteen Ferguson Avenue.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
That's where it wasn't gonna come. I don't know where
your man shirt at. And I don't know why that
T shirt don't smell like cigarette.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
But I want to put my hands together and thank
god he didn't bring that shirt in that house.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I don't care what Lie.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I'm gonna have to tell you as to what happened
to my shirt, but we will not be discussing to
glitter your foundation.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
On this shirt. I'm not fitna be in him, man.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
So what Lie goes with that?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
That's what you gotta do, Louis, put no shirt coming
in the house with a T shirt.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
At least, if you're coming home with a new T shirt,
you're gonna have to stop. Pull over cigar, light it up,
blow it on this shirt. But we can get this
shirt smelling like where we're saying we came from you
ignorant behind.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Okay, that didn't happen.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
The god he but see that shirt right there.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
That shirt couldn't come back to the house. See he don't.
He don't know the light bread trick.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I can come home with that shirt because I know
the light I know what light bread. You can get lipstick.
You got lipstick on your shirt collar. You got to
get some light bread, white bread at the stove. Stop
roll it up in your hand. And just start rubbing
it on the collar. It'll take it right. I showed
it you y'all one time.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yeah, So he didn't smell like cigar smoke. There's that.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
He could have had that shirt on.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
He could have had that shirt on and open that
that trunk or that hood and get on that motor
and waddle all on that motor and get that just
get that shirt motor ride like yes, they are like trying.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Took that shirt and drove to a ditch.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
We got to go, coming up with it own and.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Told ended ditch, got.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Up and coming up next.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Leave.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
What happened to me?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
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