September 5, 2025 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask the CLO.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
We love him too, our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
This is from Lindsay and t Neck. Lindsay Wright.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I was dating a guy for about two weeks when
he asked if I'm down for to have a threesome.
I told him it would be my first time, but
I try it. He said I was too inexperienced for him,
and he dumped me. Should I lie about my bedroom skills?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
What? What is so so so? Excuse me, sweetie?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Your whole concern is he dumped you, Yes, because he
told you you wasn't ready and you lacked skills.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Experience, so now experience?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
What do you understand what his whole purpose for talking
to you were? And you want to know if you should.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Have hung on to that?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Are you all so desperate to want to be accepted
by somebody that you would stooid today? Beckoning car it's
two weeks you'll even notice men. All he want is
a threesome. He don't want him want a family, He
don't want a future. He don't want to know your dreams,
your visions. He don't want to care for you, care
about you?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Man? What what is wrong with y'all that.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Lady, and I got news for you that ain't normal
and please stop writing me with all these irregular situations
and then put it in.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
A letter in the form of like it's normalized.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Yeah, yeah, stop normalizing this crazy mass two.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Five is crazy. It's too much. Yeah, I don't want
to be in it no more, Yo, don't say that minute.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
So yeah. Her her question is should she have lied
about her bedroom skills? That's the total nose. When you
get in there, you ain't gonna have none, right, yeah,
come on.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Oh well I'm okay, okay, So what was you gonna say?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Would you be down for threesome? Well, I've never done it,
but I've tried it. You know, I've never had three.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
So I've been in a couple of orgies, but I
ain't never been in the threesome before.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
It was like, yeah, so now, so now that's what
you want.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
To would be the lies she would have told, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
The only way to sound really ready is you got
to be molding three.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
But she got all kinds of skills. Yeah, this is yeah.
Please stop. All right, We're gonna move on to Tiffany
and Detroit. Tiffany writes on my birthday. My husband came
home late with the birthday cake and flowers from the
grocery store. He said he had a long day and
my birthday slipped his mind. He said he was sorry.
(02:47):
Should I be grateful he remembered or is he wrong?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Well, here's the problem. Because you wrote us this letter,
it tells us you mad anyway.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah, Now the stupid part is him saying it slipped
his mind.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Oh yeah, man.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
I'd have came in there late with them flowers.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, he say it slipped his mind.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Yeah, he said that, And I'm sorry because he stopped
and he got it, got a little cake and some
stove flowers.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
What he should have came in and said, baby.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Early today, I was on my way to pick up
the cake that I had ordered for your birthday last week,
and it was ready. But they called me and told
me I was on the way Russian because I was
late for work, and I was Russian, and I was
I was almost in a coccident because the lady called
and said the cake had been damaged.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
So I went dog.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
And then I was at work and I was so
sick about it I fainted. So I went down to
the un infirmary at the job.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
And when I came.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
To it was yeah, down in the army and I
was down there, and I was down there till seven o'clock.
And when I came to, I took the ivy out
my hom because they were just trying to put some
you know, vitamins in my arm So I took it
out and said, this is my white birthday. I got
to get to this store and get her something. So here,
(04:17):
happy birthday.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
It started out as a good lie and then.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
It is hard left when we got to the confirmary.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Yeah, that's what you got to do, doog, You got
to put sickness in here. See, and then the kate
got damaged. Beautiful. That means you gave it four throw
knowing good and well you had forgot her birthday, but
you had given it forethought.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Okay, well there's still time he can make up.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah. Yeah, well I'm still accepting gifts, all right. Yeah,
my birthday was in July.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
People like told fiftieth birthday like a forty seventh or something.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Wouldn't all of them is the same, ye See, that's
why you're in trouble now, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Moving on to Barbara in Albany.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Albany, Barbara writes, I thought the couple above me were fighting,
so I went upstairs to check on the lady. The
next day, the lady said they were having sex and
she looked fine. But I don't believe her. What could
he have possibly done to her to make all that noise?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
See right now? Yeah see you right there? See you
ain't see you like that first letter we had. You
ain't that experienced. It's it's some furniture movie going on
to be really really in there getting acted in that
you think you think they leave in the building.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I'll be in this sometime. I done left a room,
let me think some to you.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I then left a hotel room and had to pay
damages upstairs. It's just depending, you know, especially in them
older rooms. You know where the air condition be right
up under the window and the control buttons is on it.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
I done left a room where I've had to replace
the mount on the TV, you know when they had
a little swivel on it where the TV turned. I've
had to pay for a TV mount. I've had to
pay for curtains in the room that had come down.
I had to I'm just telling you that's what that's
what was happening upstairs. Yeah, I had, I done, had
(06:25):
to replace a shower curtain and the rod uh. I
had to replace a faucet handler, and I had I
had to replace a crack uh toilet bowl, a crack
toilet bowl because I had broke the seat.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I had my foot on it.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
I had my foot on it, and we're doing something
and I had to pay for a cracked toilet bowl.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
So you know, yeah, I can stream.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Well, I'm just saying, you know, what could they had
been doing up there?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
You don't even.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Understand what was Probably it could be anything, but let's
let's let's all your dude, stick your head in the
door when you got through in this bathroom, so now
you can't shower or go.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
To the bathroom. You don't tell everything. You can't tell me.
I only had the room. It was it was jeans
moti and I only had the room for four hours.
You too much? You know what Tom stuck on.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
But she said, the lady opened the door and she.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Looking about a shower. We got to go home, We
gotta go. It was ten dollars for four hours of
jeans moting.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Okay, all right, you c l O, all right, you're listening.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Harvey Morning Show,
It is time to ask the CLO.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
We love him too, our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
This is from Lindsay and t Neck. Lindsay Wright.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I was dating a guy for about two weeks when
he asked if I'm down for to have a threesome.
I told him it would be my first time, but
I try it. He said I was too inexperienced for him,
and he dumped me. Should I lie about my bedroom skills?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
What? What is so so so? Excuse me, sweetie?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Your whole concern is he dumped you, Yes, because he
told you you wasn't ready and you lacked skills.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Experience, so now experience?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
What do you understand what his whole purpose for talking
to you were? And you want to know if you should.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Have hung on to that?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Are you all so desperate to want to be accepted
by somebody that you would stooid today? Beckoning car it's
two weeks you'll even notice men. All he want is
a threesome. He don't want him want a family, He
don't want a future. He don't want to know your dreams,
your visions. He don't want to care for you, care
about you?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Man? What what is wrong with y'all that.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Lady, and I got news for you that ain't normal
and please stop writing me with all these irregular situations
and then put it in.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
A letter in the form of like it's normalized.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Yeah, yeah, stop normalizing this crazy mass two.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Five is crazy. It's too much. Yeah, I don't want
to be in it no more, Yo, don't say that minute.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
So yeah. Her her question is should she have lied
about her bedroom skills? That's the total nose. When you
get in there, you ain't gonna have none, right, yeah,
come on.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Oh well I'm okay, okay, So what was you gonna say?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Would you be down for threesome? Well, I've never done it,
but I've tried it. You know, I've never had three.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
So I've been in a couple of orgies, but I
ain't never been in the threesome before.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
It was like, yeah, so now, so now that's what
you want.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
To would be the lies she would have told, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
The only way to sound really ready is you got
to be molding three.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
But she got all kinds of skills. Yeah, this is yeah.
Please stop. All right, We're gonna move on to Tiffany
and Detroit. Tiffany writes on my birthday. My husband came
home late with the birthday cake and flowers from the
grocery store. He said he had a long day and
my birthday slipped his mind. He said he was sorry.
(02:47):
Should I be grateful he remembered or is he wrong?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Well, here's the problem. Because you wrote us this letter,
it tells us you mad anyway.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah, Now the stupid part is him saying it slipped
his mind.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Oh yeah, man.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
I'd have came in there late with them flowers.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, he say it slipped his mind.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Yeah, he said that, And I'm sorry because he stopped
and he got it, got a little cake and some
stove flowers.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
What he should have came in and said, baby.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Early today, I was on my way to pick up
the cake that I had ordered for your birthday last week,
and it was ready. But they called me and told
me I was on the way Russian because I was
late for work, and I was Russian, and I was
I was almost in a coccident because the lady called
and said the cake had been damaged.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
So I went dog.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
And then I was at work and I was so
sick about it I fainted. So I went down to
the un infirmary at the job.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
And when I came.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
To it was yeah, down in the army and I
was down there, and I was down there till seven o'clock.
And when I came to, I took the ivy out
my hom because they were just trying to put some
you know, vitamins in my arm So I took it
out and said, this is my white birthday. I got
to get to this store and get her something. So here,
(04:17):
happy birthday.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
It started out as a good lie and then.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
It is hard left when we got to the confirmary.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Yeah, that's what you got to do, doog, You got
to put sickness in here. See, and then the kate
got damaged. Beautiful. That means you gave it four throw
knowing good and well you had forgot her birthday, but
you had given it forethought.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Okay, well there's still time he can make up.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah. Yeah, well I'm still accepting gifts, all right. Yeah,
my birthday was in July.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
People like told fiftieth birthday like a forty seventh or something.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Wouldn't all of them is the same, ye See, that's
why you're in trouble now, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Moving on to Barbara in Albany.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Albany, Barbara writes, I thought the couple above me were fighting,
so I went upstairs to check on the lady. The
next day, the lady said they were having sex and
she looked fine. But I don't believe her. What could
he have possibly done to her to make all that noise?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
See right now? Yeah see you right there? See you
ain't see you like that first letter we had. You
ain't that experienced. It's it's some furniture movie going on
to be really really in there getting acted in that
you think you think they leave in the building.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I'll be in this sometime. I done left a room,
let me think some to you.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I then left a hotel room and had to pay
damages upstairs. It's just depending, you know, especially in them
older rooms. You know where the air condition be right
up under the window and the control buttons is on it.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
I done left a room where I've had to replace
the mount on the TV, you know when they had
a little swivel on it where the TV turned. I've
had to pay for a TV mount. I've had to
pay for curtains in the room that had come down.
I had to I'm just telling you that's what that's
what was happening upstairs. Yeah, I had, I done, had
(06:25):
to replace a shower curtain and the rod uh. I
had to replace a faucet handler, and I had I
had to replace a crack uh toilet bowl, a crack
toilet bowl because I had broke the seat.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I had my foot on it.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
I had my foot on it, and we're doing something
and I had to pay for a cracked toilet bowl.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
So you know, yeah, I can stream.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Well, I'm just saying, you know, what could they had
been doing up there?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
You don't even.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Understand what was Probably it could be anything, but let's
let's let's all your dude, stick your head in the
door when you got through in this bathroom, so now
you can't shower or go.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
To the bathroom. You don't tell everything. You can't tell me.
I only had the room. It was it was jeans
moti and I only had the room for four hours.
You too much? You know what Tom stuck on.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
But she said, the lady opened the door and she.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Looking about a shower. We got to go home, We
gotta go. It was ten dollars for four hours of
jeans moting.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Okay, all right, you c l O, all right, you're listening.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
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